Log archive of EquestriaDaily for Monday, 2015-04-27

00:00 <ZeroParadox> Schism: Did you know that I dislike licorice?

00:00 <SgtPinkie> Darn you, Nickelodeon

00:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Spotlight Music: In Defense of Madness / Literally Horse Communism / Regret [ http://tinyurl.com/l4fkluv ]

00:00 <Schism> I did not!

00:01 * Cepheid sends ZeroParadox on an expedition to rescue some Ace Hunters and a cat.

00:01 <SgtPinkie> Why must you put Harvey Beaks at 7?

00:01 <ZeroParadox> Cepheid: Why

00:01 * Schism leaps over to an Anima Well and messes about therewith.

00:01 <SkunkStripe> I do want to try watchin that show

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00:02 <Cepheid> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlJULk0f9xA Because this is attacking them.

00:02 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

00:02 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Skyrim - "Macho Man" Randy Savage - Dragon Mod

00:02 <VinylScratch> That mod.

00:02 *** Phonix_Wright is now known as Phoenix_Wright

00:02 <VinylScratch> THAT mod.

00:03 <Cepheid> XD

00:03 <Cepheid> It's awesome.  For a few minutes.

00:03 <Cepheid> Or an hour, if your drunk or something.

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00:03 <SgtPinkie> Bhttp://www.deviantart.com/art/Beautyraker-516517183 [warning: mild covered nudity] ...........THE EFF IS THIS?

00:03 <ZeroParadox> "Do you know where the Macho Man is coming from...?" "It's nothing... get on with it."

00:04 <SgtPinkie> * http://www.deviantart.com/art/Beautyraker-516517183

00:04 * Phoenix_Wright looks at ZeroParadox

00:04 *** TimidClef|AFK is now known as TimidClef

00:06 <ZeroParadox> Phoenix_Wright: I don't accept you as Phoenix Wright, sorry.

00:06 * Phoenix_Wright is ok does not accept ZeroParadox

00:06 <ZeroParadox> Good. Away from me.

00:06 * ZeroParadox hops on Cepheid. "I figured out what you meant"

00:06 * Lenfant_Sauvage finds scandalous images from VinylScratch's youth! https://twitter.com/AndyPriceArt/status/592464761763274752

00:06 <ZeroParadox> You started playing MH again? Cuz that's pretty far back. - 3 -

00:07 <Lenfant_Sauvage> s/scandalous/adorable

00:07 <Cepheid> Yeah, I did. :P

00:07 <Cepheid> What rank are you up to?

00:07 <VinylScratch> xD

00:09 <SgtPinkie> Also of note, comics-wise, the recent Peanuts comic is quite good

00:10 *** VinylScratch is now known as Princess-Luna

00:11 <SgtPinkie> Also...

00:12 <SgtPinkie> Nickelodeon is airing a crappy old Olsen twins sitcom and advertising it as new

00:13 *** Phoenix_Wright is now known as Firestar

00:13 <Jmygamers> anyone know the game called: "Tales from the borderlands.

00:13 <Jmygamers> "

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00:14 <SgtPinkie> I know of it, yes

00:14 <Jmygamers> They released a second episode. if you diddnt know, Just saying.

00:16 <Jmygamers> Well its time for me to get off to play some TF2.

00:16 <Jmygamers> Good bye

00:16 <Jmygamers> :)

00:17 *** Firestar is now known as Ace

00:18 <SgtPinkie> Walmart had a kinda cool, though simplistic and cheaply made, Rocket Raccoon plush on clearance yesterday

00:18 <SgtPinkie> ..........For 8 effing dollars

00:18 <SgtPinkie> How is that clearance?

00:19 <Princess-Luna> cheaper than 20 bucks? :P

00:19 * Ali puffycheeks and flops on Princess-Luna

00:20 * Princess-Luna snuzzles Ali

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00:20 <Thelema5> Hello, everypony.

00:21 <Jmygamers> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up3Up711lCQ

00:21 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

00:21 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Princess Celestia & Philomena - Say you're sorry, young lady. Sorry.

00:21 <Jmygamers> Hi

00:24 <Thelema5> How are you?

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00:43 <Jmygamers> Well good bye :)

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00:46 <Thelema5> Hmm.

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00:49 <Tirek> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8HqaWAhWKE

00:50 <Thelema5> And I'll fly... I'll fly until the end of the sky, so I'll be, so I'll be the one who doesn't have to say goodbye!

00:51 <Thelema5> That's fun, Tirek

00:54 <Tirek> http://i.imgur.com/pWGXJMT.png

00:54 <Tirek> I've been drawing this over the past two days.

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00:55 <Tirek> I still have to finish shading the mountains, and add rivers, forests, and swamps.

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00:55 <Thelema5> Such mountains.  What's it for?

00:56 <Tirek> I'm running a DnD campaign, and I wanted to build my own world.

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00:57 <Thelema5> Nice!  It's a lot of work.

00:57 <Tirek> I spent about 8 hours or so on the map.

00:58 <Thelema5> I built my own gaming world once, for AD&D 2nd ed.  I understand how much time these things cant take.

00:58 <Thelema5> *can

00:59 <Thelema5> I'm a bit surprised that you're not using a hexidecimal grid.

01:00 <Tirek> The square grid is mosly for scale reference.

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01:00 <Tirek> A scale I haven't worked out yet.

01:00 <Tirek> I'll be using hex grids for battle maps, probably.

01:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Wut? - Twilight Sparkle Pregnant Baby Birth Game [ http://tinyurl.com/ooet8bw ]

01:02 <Tirek> Speaking of ADnD. There's an unnofficial spiritual successor of ADnD called Labyrinth Lord.

01:02 <Tirek> It's also free.

01:02 * Cepheid flails and flops about.

01:02 <Jolt> hmm hmm

01:02 <Tirek> Made by Goblinoid Games.

01:02 * Jolt wants to see if anyone gets the reference

01:03 <Tirek> There was also, apparently, an unnofficial ADnD 3rd Edition which took a bunch of DnD 3E stuff and downconverted it.

01:03 <Tirek> But that's gone now.

01:03 <Thelema5> Huh.

01:04 <Tirek> Yup.

01:04 <Thelema5> Derpybot's link is very... um.

01:04 <KandiGhostcat> hi

01:04 <Jolt> KandiGhostcat:

01:04 <Jolt> youre awesome

01:05 <Tirek> Derpybot may eventually need to be disconnected from the Equestria Daily RSS feed if Seth keeps posting things like that.

01:05 <SgtPinkie> ......big old pile of what

01:05 <SgtPinkie> is my reaction to that link

01:05 <Cepheid> Okay, yeah, that's a bit much even for Seth to post.

01:05 <Jolt> hey guys? can i get a hug?

01:06 * Cepheid gives Jolt an uppercut.

01:06 <Jolt> ow....

01:06 * Jolt begins to tear up

01:06 * Thelema5 hugs jolt!

01:07 <Jolt> :(

01:07 <SgtPinkie> REMINDER

01:07 <KandiGhostcat> why did you tear jolt? why?

01:07 <KandiGhostcat> or wait no.

01:07 <Nicktendonick> Ok, that's weird.

01:07 <Jolt> i got hit

01:07 <SgtPinkie> Next Saturday, May 2nd, is Free Comic Book Day

01:07 <KandiGhostcat> whyd you give jolt an uppercut? why?

01:08 <Cepheid> I got scared.  I didn't know what to do.

01:08 * Jolt cries

01:08 <KandiGhostcat> are you scared of hugs?

01:08 <SgtPinkie> Go out, support your local comic shop, get a free comic or two, participate in the fun

01:08 <Thelema5> If anypony is interested int actually playing the pregnant twilight "game": http://www.dressupwho.com/twilight-sparkle-pregnant-17539.html

01:08 <SgtPinkie> www.freecomicbookday.com

01:09 <Cepheid> Yes.

01:09 <Cepheid> I'm terrified of hugs.

01:09 <Cepheid> I'm terrified of socializing.

01:09 <Nicktendonick> Excuse me, but how are there 16 pictures in derpbooru of the Batman Credit card? I just looked, and yes, this exists and is a thing. https://derpiboo.ru/196878

01:09 <Jolt> ummm what?

01:09 <Cepheid> In fact I don't even know why the heck I'm here talking to you people.

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01:09 <SgtPinkie> I'd rather not Thelema5

01:09 <KandiGhostcat> i love huggies. i like giving a tummy huggy to tall people.

01:09 <Thelema5> I actually can understand why this exists... it's for the target demo who have moms that are expecting...

01:10 <Jolt> Im curious Thelema

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01:10 <Thelema5> So they can come to terms with the process and not be afraid.

01:10 <SgtPinkie> I.... don't think so

01:11 <SgtPinkie> I think it's just someone trying to cash in on the MLP brand

01:11 <SgtPinkie> In the weirdest way possible

01:11 <KandiGhostcat> is the game scary?

01:12 <Thelema5> No, it totally is.  Little kids don't have the context we do.  This is an edutainment piece.

01:12 <KandiGhostcat> or is it just a dress up game?

01:12 <Fall> These kinds of games are actually very common.

01:12 <KandiGhostcat> oh

01:12 <Thelema5> No, KandiGhostcat... it's a game for little kids to help them learn what having a baby involves for "mom".

01:12 <SgtPinkie> The Simpsons just made a forced reference to its good seasons

01:12 <KandiGhostcat> is twilight giving birth to a baby?

01:12 <Thelema5> Without going into all the gory details.

01:13 <Thelema5> Well, the baby just kind of appears.

01:13 <Thelema5> "magic".

01:13 <KandiGhostcat> oh

01:13 <SgtPinkie> CONFIRMED CANON SPOILER: TWILIGHT'S HAVING A FOAL, AND IT'S....

01:13 <SgtPinkie> without clicking on it

01:13 <SgtPinkie> TWILIGHT AS A FOAL

01:13 <Thelema5> But, it presents a hospital setting in a non-threatening way.

01:14 <KandiGhostcat> so its like twilight has the baby but it magically appears.

01:14 <SgtPinkie> THUS CREATING A NEVERENDING CYCLE. END OF SERIES. THE END.

01:14 <Ethera> I would watch that, SgtPinkie.

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01:15 <KandiGhostcat> without showing where the baby comes out? or is it different?

01:16 <Thelema5> Without showing where the baby comes out, 100%.

01:16 <Thelema5> The foal just *poofs* into twilight's lap.

01:16 <KandiGhostcat> oh. hee hee

01:16 <KandiGhostcat> that sounds kinda funny

01:17 <Thelema5> The idea, I think, is to help little kids sort of "see" what to expect when their moms are expecting.

01:17 <Lenfant_Sauvage> What To Expect When You're Expecting

01:17 <Lenfant_Sauvage> The Movie: The Game

01:17 <KandiGhostcat> oh so its a game site for little kids?

01:17 <Thelema5> Yeah.

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01:18 <SgtPinkie> Based on the novel "Push" by Sapphire

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01:18 <Lenfant_Sauvage> The title makes it out to be some sort of weird Chinese flash game

01:19 <KandiGhostcat> china can be weird sometimes with games.

01:20 <Ethera> Please do not confuse chinese with japanese.

01:21 <Ethera> One is liable to rustile many jimmies doing such a thing.

01:21 <KandiGhostcat> or is it in kanji

01:21 <SgtPinkie> As is...... wherever this is from

01:21 <Lenfant_Sauvage> uh

01:21 <KandiGhostcat> if it is then its japanese

01:21 <SgtPinkie> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=057ra2g75tg

01:21 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

01:21 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Yee busters

01:21 <KandiGhostcat> bye bye.

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01:22 <Lenfant_Sauvage> China, Japan, and South Korea all tend to make these sort of weird games that revolve around random franchises with random subject matter

01:22 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Usually in English and usually with less than stellar grammar

01:23 <Ethera> All for the purpose of funneling web traffic and general click-bait.

01:23 <Cepheid> You act like the United States, Canada and the UK don't do the same thing.

01:23 <Cepheid> There are a number of random games out there that are in English, based around random franchises, with random subject matter and atrocious grammar, all created in North America or Europe.

01:24 <Cepheid> It's a little unfair to blame China, Japan and South Korea for most of them. :P

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01:33 <Thelema5> Uh oh.  Tabasco is putting out a Sriracha sauce.

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01:34 <Thelema5> http://countrystore.tabasco.com/TABASCO-Sriracha-Sauce/productinfo/03829/

01:34 <Thelema5> They better bring the zing!  (They usually do!)

01:37 <Cepheid> ...

01:38 <Cepheid> My mother, ever the tactful:  *In regards to a person on Anthony Bourdain TV show* "What the hell's wrong with that guy's head?"  <Me>  "Nothing.  That's his hair."

01:38 <Thelema5> Heh!

01:39 <Ace> Cepheid, its a kitty o3o

01:39 <Ace> 030

01:39 <Ace> @3@

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01:39 <ZeroParadox> No... I'm a kitty.

01:40 <Cepheid> ZeroParadox:  WHat's your MH4U rank? :P

01:40 <Cepheid> What do I have to do to catch up to ye?

01:40 <ZeroParadox> 2. I haven't played online at all - 3 -

01:40 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Hmm. twitter says they're based in NYC.

01:40 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Huh.

01:40 <ZeroParadox> I really, really should... but I dont wanna.

01:40 <Cepheid> Ah.  So same as me then.

01:40 <Cepheid> What's your offline rank?

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01:40 <ZeroParadox> I unlocked the high rank quests offline at least

01:40 <Cepheid> So I get an idea as to your-  Ah.

01:41 <Cepheid> So probably 7 or 8 stars?

01:41 <ZeroParadox> 7

01:41 <ZeroParadox> I said I was gonna play online once I do the low rank offline

01:41 <Cepheid> I'm only just approaching 5 stars.

01:41 <ZeroParadox> But it's almost the end of the semester and I have things to worry about so I haven't been playing it as much

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01:41 <ZeroParadox> Haven't been playing a lot of anything really, actually. Except for some Fire Emblem and MGS

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02:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Spotlight Music: The Reflection / I Will See Them Fall / Back to Equestria!   [ http://tinyurl.com/kz9mwqf ]

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02:02 * Summer_ waves

02:02 <Nelly> lol

02:02 <Nelly> is that a joke?

02:02 <Summer_> How is everypony?

02:02 <Nelly> Summer waves?

02:02 <Nelly> Hi

02:02 <Nelly> Good

02:03 <Summer_> I was really waving my hoof

02:03 * Summer_ came to be with other fellow bronies

02:03 <Nelly> I know I was making a funny! X3

02:03 <Summer_> I know you were

02:03 <Nelly> :O

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02:04 <Summer_> So what's going on?

02:05 <Nelly> Not a whole lot..

02:05 <Nelly> I am waiting for something to upload and.. /checks/ 88%

02:05 <Summer_> Ah

02:05 * Summer_ is just glad that mlp is back

02:06 <Summer_> I am really enjoying the newest content

02:07 <Nelly> The fan made stuff?

02:07 <Nelly> I haven't been able to look at much of anything yet X3

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02:07 <Summer_> Season 5

02:08 <Summer_> Then I don't want to spoil it

02:08 <Nelly> I've seen the show.

02:08 <Nelly> I'm up to date but no episodes.

02:09 <Summer_> It sounds like you aren't alone

02:11 <Nelly> wait that wasn't what I meant to say X3

02:11 <Nelly> I mean I've seen all the episodes >3<

02:11 <Nelly> gah

02:11 <Nelly> Just no pony stuff and I haven't downloaded any <_<

02:11 <Nelly> >_>

02:12 <Thelema5> I've also had a hard time keeping up with fan content this season...

02:12 <Thelema5> Due mostly to personal time constraints.

02:12 * Nelly doesn't even know how to pony.

02:13 <Nelly> I can barely find the episodes.

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02:13 * Lenfant_Sauvage pony ponys with Nelly.

02:13 <Thelema5> Type !list to download episodes

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02:13 * Nelly pony ponie pon-knees.

02:14 <Thelema5> Pony ponie pony ponknee

02:16 <Ethera> Winter is coming.

02:16 <Nelly> :D

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02:16 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> !list

02:19 <Thelema5> Winter has past, ironically

02:19 <Ali> Well for the ponies north of the equator yes

02:19 <Ali> but for the ponies south

02:19 <Ali> IT

02:19 <Ali> IS

02:19 <Ali> COMING!!!

02:19 <Thelema5> That's true!

02:20 * Thelema5 mind blown

02:20 <Thelema5> :p

02:20 <Nelly> Yeah it totalls is

02:20 <Nelly> because logic and axis and stuff

02:20 <Thelema5> Silly spherical planet

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02:21 <Sol> I haven't re-watched any S5 episodes so far but I think the latest one deserves it :P

02:22 <Lenfant_Sauvage> >_>

02:22 <Lenfant_Sauvage> <_<

02:22 * Lenfant_Sauvage sez nuthin.

02:23 <SgtPinkie> Say it

02:24 * Lenfant_Sauvage says "It." Beams.

02:24 * Ali boops Lenfant_Sauvage

02:24 <Lenfant_Sauvage> But I think you were privy to the rant I did from last night. :p I didn't like TFTM very much.

02:24 * Lenfant_Sauvage ear-wiggles happily.

02:25 * Ali boops Lenfant_Sauvage again and puts Tank on Lenfant_Sauvage

02:25 * Nelly kicks Ali for roleplaying.

02:25 * Lenfant_Sauvage floats Tank onto his back and saunters around proudly.

02:25 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Psh. She's adminpone.

02:26 * Ali is kicked off of Lenfant_Sauvage and whines

02:26 <Nelly> omg

02:26 <Lenfant_Sauvage> ... crap.

02:26 <Sol> I dunno. I liked it. But what do I know.

02:26 <Sol> At very least the song was great.

02:26 <Lenfant_Sauvage> You're not in the minority Sol lol

02:26 <Lenfant_Sauvage> The song was excellent, but it highlighted a lot of Dash's apparent psychosis :p

02:26 <Ali> I still think it was a great Slice of Life episode

02:27 * Lenfant_Sauvage floats Ali back onto his back, then Tank onto HER back. Trots around proudly (and relieved).

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02:27 <Lenfant_Sauvage> I will say one thing though. I'm VERY glad we are getting these kinds of episodes, and I will not fault them for giving it this sort of gusto

02:27 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Just... it needed a good comb-through.

02:27 * Cepheid flops back into the channel all clean.

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02:27 <Cepheid> Man, I am glad I am off those antibiotics.  My mouth feels much less like a diseased griffon now.

02:28 <Lenfant_Sauvage> ... wat

02:28 <Princess_Nedi> teeth I bet

02:29 <Lenfant_Sauvage> diseased griffon?

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02:29 <Cepheid> Lenfant_Sauvage:  I was put on antibiotics that was causing issues with my mouth.  Mostly along the lines of dry mouth, bad breath, and affecting my sense of taste.

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02:30 <Cepheid> It also made my gums sensitive to teeth brushing and such.

02:30 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Oh, nonono, I'm not doubting you needed some sort of TLC for yourself, I'm glad you're better

02:30 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Just the analogy you used :p

02:30 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Very creative lol

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02:30 <Cepheid> Well the alternative was "diseased corpse."

02:30 <Cepheid> Which is a bit less creative.

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02:33 * Schism considers ordering a black olive, anchovy, pineapple, sliced tomato and mushroom pizza.

02:33 <Cepheid> I... what-

02:34 <Cepheid> In not even less than a SECOND a Twitter bot responded to a reply I posted on something.

02:34 <Cepheid> Just how bloody fast are these things?

02:34 <wobniaR> They're scripts so milliseconds

02:35 <mniip> I would assume twitter has a synchronous API, so they know about posts instantly

02:36 <wobniaR> Yep, just search tweets for keywords or hashtags and respond to them according to that

02:37 <Cepheid> Still.

02:37 <Cepheid> I would imagine that the API can only be used every now and then so as to avoid flooding the service with too many requests, etc.

02:37 <Cepheid> Probably posted the reply just as the bot was making the request for more posts.

02:38 <Cepheid> But sheesh, that is just...  Gah.

02:38 <mniip> Cepheid, "synchronous" api

02:38 <Cepheid> Yes, yes.

02:38 <Cepheid> I'm a little tired.

02:38 <mniip> implying twitter sends data into some sort of socket, not asynchronous where you regularly send requests

02:39 <Cepheid> I don't think Twitter has a synchronous API, actually.

02:40 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Via Tweetdeck I can see tweets immediately as they're made by anyone I follow, so there's definitely a way to instantly view tweets as they're collected

02:40 <Lenfant_Sauvage> And when bots do a sweep of whatever tags they're searching they can reply immediately

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02:41 <Cepheid> Ah, there is a push-based API.

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02:42 <Cepheid> I'm just not used to the danged bots.

02:42 <Cepheid> I hear stories of people getting followed or bothered by three or more a day, etc.

02:43 <Cepheid> But I see maybe... one, two a month?

02:43 <Cepheid> And even then, they take minutes to hours to respond.

02:43 <Lenfant_Sauvage> When the Season 5 finale aired and I made a comment about it, I had EIGHT bots follow me in less than a minute.

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02:43 <wobniaR> Lenfant_Sauvage confirmed time traveller

02:43 * Summer_ had a question since this show is all about friendship

02:43 <Cepheid> I must not be commenting on the right topics, then.

02:43 * Lenfant_Sauvage is all ears. Super ear-perks.

02:44 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Talk about famous musicians, famous celebrities, a trending topic. You'll get 'em.

02:44 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Buzzwords like "social media".

02:45 <Cepheid> But all that stuff is so BORING.

02:45 <Cepheid> And pointless.

02:45 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Ya want bots...

02:45 <Cepheid> Heh.  I don't want them.  I'm just confused as to how others get so many when I get so few. :P

02:46 <Cepheid> Like I said.  Horror stories of 3 or more a day while I get one or two a month tops.

02:46 <Cepheid> Some even complain about them being so frequent and bad that they make their accounts private because of it.

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02:59 * Schism holds up something strange and mysterious... a watch that can turn BEAVERS into GOLD!

03:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Nightly Discussion #332 [ http://tinyurl.com/mrf2w66 ]

03:01 * Cepheid uses the watch to turn Schism into gold.

03:01 <Cepheid> You should stop doing Don't Starve science.

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03:02 <Cepheid> http://i.imgur.com/iQvvM2f.gif

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03:04 <Schism> That reminds me of http://omfgdogs.com .  (Warning, potential seizure trigger.)

03:05 <Cepheid> Heh.

03:05 <Cepheid> It would not surprise me if it was done by the same person.

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03:06 <Cepheid> http://probertson.tumblr.com/ Tumblr of the artist.

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03:08 <Cepheid> I thought the art style looked familiar.  He did the art for Mercenary Kings.

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03:14 <Schism> Cepheid: Randomly, I know how others pronounce it, but how do /you/ pronounce .gif?

03:14 <ZeroParadox> jif

03:14 <ZeroParadox> is wrong

03:14 <ZeroParadox> That is a g

03:14 <ZeroParadox> ghif o3o

03:15 <Nelly> Piff

03:15 <Cepheid> Ghif.  As in "gift" without the t.

03:15 <Cepheid> It's how I grew up pronouncing it.

03:15 <Schism> That's how I've always pronounced it too... supposedly the original pronounciation was with a soft G.

03:15 <Cepheid> Old habits die hard, and I'm not going to drag that one out into the street to shoot it because one guy told me to for the sake of a name.

03:16 <mniip> always pronounced it ghif

03:16 <Cepheid> But am I going to join the bunch of people making a big deal about how to pronounce it?  No, not really.

03:16 <Cepheid> Pronounce it however ye danged well want.  You could pronounce it "gak" for all I care.

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03:17 <mniip> jayf

03:17 <Cepheid> ぎふ

03:17 * Schism mixes some borax and school glue.

03:17 <Cepheid> ギフ actually, since it's a name. :P

03:18 * mniip realizes his client suddently can't utf-8

03:18 <mniip> !logs

03:18 <mniip> !log

03:18 <Awaykitty> http://logs.unixkitty.net/eqd/latest.log.html

03:18 <Cepheid> Sure it's a UTF-8 issue and not a font issue?

03:19 <Cepheid> In any case, I just typed, in order:  hiragana and katakana each for "gifu"

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03:20 <mniip> Cepheid, it appeared as a-tilde Z-caron a-tilde mu

03:20 <Cepheid> Ah.  So yeah, UTF-8 issue.

03:20 <mniip> and then a-tilde comma registered a-tilde function circle

03:21 <mniip> but yeah

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03:21 <mniip> it's not important

03:21 <mniip> let's instead ask a much more imporant question: how do you pronounce doge

03:22 <Cepheid> That one's a bit more complicated for me to explain.

03:22 <Cepheid> I'd actually have to record myself saying it.

03:23 <ZeroParadox> dohge

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03:24 <Cepheid> There's a few ways to pronounce the "ge" part though.

03:27 <Cepheid> Seems the English pronunciation of it though is pretty consistent.

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03:27 <init3> The way I pronounce it is kind of similar to the beats in 'dough age'

03:28 <init3> Like how ZeroParadox says it I think.

03:29 <Cepheid> "Dohge", with the "ge" pronunciation I use being similar to that of "fromage" "garage" or "fuselage."

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03:29 <init3> Yeah

03:29 <init3> A much better way to put it.

03:29 <Cepheid> I actually had to look up words with the sound that I wanted just to explain what I meant. :P

03:29 <ZeroParadox> Cepheid

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03:30 <ZeroParadox> PERFECT EXPLANATION o3o

03:30 <ZeroParadox> explain*

03:30 <Cepheid> I hate English phonetics, honestly.

03:31 <Cepheid> We don't use any accented characters in English, so there's no way to tell which sound is intended unless you know the word, or you use a dictionary that has the phonetic information available.

03:32 <init3> Aye

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03:32 <Cepheid> This is a common reason why I mess up pronunciation of the word "cache."

03:32 <init3> Yeah, that should have an accented e.

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03:32 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Sometimes we do. Depends on the writer, though.

03:32 <Cepheid> Nope.

03:33 <Lenfant_Sauvage> blasé, for one

03:33 <Lenfant_Sauvage> It's only for loanwords

03:33 <Cepheid> Apparently the pronunciation of "cache" is similar to that of "cash"

03:33 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Naïveté

03:33 <ZeroParadox> Cepheid: Yes o3o

03:34 <init3> Err yeah

03:34 <init3> I had to say it aloud lol.

03:34 <ZeroParadox> The way it's spelled, you'd think it was "catch"

03:34 <ZeroParadox> English does the words good.

03:35 <Cepheid> Lenfant_Sauvage:  Those are extremely rare cases.

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03:57 <Thelema5> Cepheid, your comment earlier about Anthony Bourdain has left me on a non-stop binge of video clip consumption, and now I desire about 101 kinds of exotic foods

03:57 <Nelly> lol

03:59 * TimidClef pokes his nose into the room and squeaks

03:59 <ArcherIsComing> Thelema5: I've actually been to one of his recent stops: Hue in Vietnam.

03:59 * Thelema5 glomps TimidClef

03:59 <Thelema5> ArcherIsComing, how was it, and what did you eat?

04:00 <ArcherIsComing> Beautiful, and I had Bun xeo, pho, chao ga, bun bo...

04:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Pegasus Device - Piano Transcription [ http://tinyurl.com/nxoa52e ]

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04:01 <Thelema5> Sounds... exotic (meaning I have no idea what that stuff is :p )

04:02 <Thelema5> Pho, I know about.

04:02 <Thelema5> Somepony told me about Pho the other day.

04:02 <Nelly> Pho noodles?

04:02 <Nelly> Hmmmm

04:02 <Nelly> never had those

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04:03 * Nelly adds Mapo Tofu ramen to Thelema5's list.

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04:04 <ArcherIsComing> They're all pretty good, pho is a noodle soup, chao ga is a rice soup with chicken...~

04:04 <Thelema5> Oh, it was Ethera who told me about Pho.

04:04 <Ethera> Indeed.

04:05 <Thelema5> Noodle soup with beef and tripe.

04:05 <Thelema5> Sounds lovely.

04:05 <ArcherIsComing> It doesn't have to be beef, though. :D

04:05 <Thelema5> True, but I really like beef.

04:05 <Thelema5> :p

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04:12 <Scherza> This will be irritating.

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04:13 <Scherza> Two monitors with different colour settings.

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04:13 <Scherza> Approximate time for detection: 3 seconds. :/

04:14 <Thelema5> Scherza, what are you up to?

04:14 <Ethera> Color calibration?

04:14 <Scherza> Setting up a new monitor.

04:14 <Thelema5> oooh.

04:14 <Thelema5> Good luck!

04:14 <Scherza> Problem, Ethera, is I don't know of anyone nearby with a calibration gun.

04:14 <Scherza> Or, the company I suspect would do it won't do it because I didn't buy the monitor from them.

04:16 <Ethera> I usually just eyeball it with a color chart and white balance boards.

04:16 <Thelema5> Ugh.  Anypony else ever clip a toenail too close to the quick and wind up bleeding for an hour?

04:16 <Scherza> I could. Other problem probably lies in that one is a pre-calibrated IPS monitor with six-axis calibration, and the other is uncalibrated with 3-axis.

04:17 <Ethera> Thelema5, like into the flesh? Ouch.

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04:17 <Thelema5> Very close, yes.

04:18 <Ethera> Scherza, hmm, leave the IPS alone and try to get the other monitor as close as possible?

04:18 <Scherza> The other is an AH-IPS.

04:18 <Scherza> But yeah, it wasn't /bad/ out of the box. It's just that I can notice it.

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04:20 <Scherza> Hm... let's reduce the saturation.

04:21 * Thelema5 sits and bleeds

04:22 <mniip> Thelema5, stuff happens

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04:22 <ArcherIsComing> Thelema5: Ooh...you ok?

04:23 <Thelema5> Yeah, fine.

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04:25 <Thelema5> I found a patch of false hellebore today, which was kind of neat; it's a deadly toxic plant, so strong that it was used by native populations to make poisoned darts and arrows.

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04:26 <Thelema5> This patch was right in among a heathy population of ramps plants, which are commonly harvested for their culinary uses.

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04:26 <Thelema5> The two are superficially similar.

04:27 <Thelema5> So, the first is clearly a danger to folks collecting the second.

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04:30 <Thelema5> Here's an image of teh deadly false Hellebore: http://www.ct-botanical-society.org/galleries/pics_v/veratrumviri_fo.jpg

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04:31 <Thelema5> Compared to the deliscious and much sought after wild ramps: http://theforagerpress.com/fieldguide/images/leek-s.jpg

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04:32 <Thelema5> You can see why, growing side by side, it might be a problem.

04:34 <RS> hey

04:34 <Thelema5> Hi, RS.

04:34 <RS> How art thou?

04:34 <Thelema5> Welcome to a chat!

04:34 <Thelema5> I'm doing well.

04:34 <Thelema5> You?

04:35 <RS> I'm alright, watching Louis CK haha

04:35 <RS> you?

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04:35 <Lenfant_Sauvage> For anyone interested: https://gamesdonequick.com/submission/all

04:36 <Thelema5> I'm creeping around google maps, looking for stuff to explore.

04:36 <RS> lol

04:36 <Lenfant_Sauvage> SGDQ's lineup has been announced

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04:39 <RS> Who writes fic?

04:39 <Scherza> Eh?

04:41 <Thelema5> Many ponies write fan-fiction.

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04:43 <ArcherIsComing> I don't~

04:43 <RS> I know

04:43 <RS> Who here does, though?

04:45 <Scherza> I have done some, but never finished nor published them.

04:45 <Thelema5> Not many, apparently... at least, not who are active at the moment.

04:45 <Scherza> Wha'd ya need, anyways?

04:46 <ArcherIsComing> I actually did come up with an idea for an MLP script once.

04:46 <Thelema5> Did you write it up and publish it?

04:47 <RS> Yes, but they've all stalled

04:47 <RS> I've spent years trying to conceive a perfect revolutionary fic

04:47 <ArcherIsComing> I did not, because I had a lot going on at the time.

04:47 <ArcherIsComing> I mean, I had the story's main plot written, but that's about it.

04:47 <Thelema5> Well, ideas are about a dime a dozen.  It's really only the results which matter.

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04:48 <ArcherIsComing> I know that much, I mean I'm trying to get into college to work on them. :P

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04:48 <Kaleastrear> haiii

04:49 <Thelema5> I have  about 10,000 ideas for stories... but I'll never write one word...

04:49 * Kaleastrear hugs Thelema5

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04:49 <Thelema5> Just because other stuff interferes

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04:50 <Scherza> Don't try to make it revolutionary.

04:50 <Scherza> Just try to make it good. ;p

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04:51 <ArcherIsComing> My idea was that Rainbow Dash's adventures caught the eye of a movie studio, and finds out that Lightning Dust has been tasked to portray her.

04:53 <ArcherIsComing> And now you see why I never got around to doing it. :P

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04:55 <KooK> Gatoraaaaaaaade

04:55 <KooK> Gaaaaaatoraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaade

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04:56 <Vulpor> So, my mom got a happy meal today

04:57 <Vulpor> and they gave her a toy

04:57 <Scherza> Which one did you get? ;p

04:57 <KooK> Did it have a pony it in?

04:57 <KooK> in it*

04:57 <Vulpor> Equestria Girls Twilight

04:57 <KooK> And the music, yeah the music, brings us to the top

04:57 <Vulpor> Mom asked "who is this?"

04:58 <Vulpor> I had to lie

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04:58 <Vulpor> I said it was some character from Winx

04:58 <KooK> Mom, that is Twlight Sparkle from The Equestria Girls, which is based off of My Little Pony

04:58 <Vulpor> Mom asks what the hell is Winx

04:59 <Scherza> Don't lie. No reason to.

04:59 <Vulpor> I said I donno really

04:59 <Vulpor> Then I just told her

05:00 <Vulpor> Her name is Twilight Sparkle from MLP

05:00 <Vulpor> Dad hears this....................

05:00 <Vulpor> just shakes his head

05:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Music of the Day #482 [ http://tinyurl.com/qdm9pgv ]

05:00 <Scherza> Just be perfectly open and honest that when you're alone in your room you are watching MLP.

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05:01 <Vulpor> I grab my cellphone and said just watch this

05:01 <Vulpor> I play the "skies" skit

05:01 <Vulpor> from this weeks episode

05:02 <Vulpor> Dad howels with laughter

05:02 <Scherza> That would get anyone to laugh.

05:02 <Scherza> Well, the whole episode, really.

05:02 <Vulpor> Dude my dad saw that skit for real

05:02 <Vulpor> with the real abbot and costello

05:02 <Vulpor> it brought back his memories of him as a kid

05:03 <Vulpor> and that is how I brought it to a close

05:03 <Vulpor> I said this show contains more childhood memories for me then any other show

05:04 <Vulpor> and honestly some of the most amazing people I know watch it

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05:05 <Vulpor> now keep in mind at no point were they upset its just........I didint want them thinking I was weird

05:05 <Vulpor> At 31 years old I still want them to approve of what I do

05:07 <Vulpor> but I just wanted you people to know how much you have influenced my life

05:07 <Vulpor> I honestly on a daily basis try to send you all positive vibes

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05:10 * Vulpor hugs Scherza and anyone else who wants one

05:11 <Scherza> Eww affection.

05:11 <KooK> If my parents come into my place, they see a line of 10 18' ponies

05:12 <KooK> "

05:12 <KooK> I believe I meant "

05:12 <Vulpor> cool Kook

05:12 <Scherza> Ten 18 foot ponies. How big is your place?

05:12 <KooK> My mom tells me she's going to throw them away

05:13 <KooK> I tell her I'll take a sludge hammer to her car

05:13 <KooK> sledge?

05:13 <KooK> Man I'm tired

05:13 <KooK> so tired...

05:14 * Kaleastrear hugs KooK

05:14 <KooK> sup yo

05:15 <Vulpor> Kaleastrear!

05:15 <Vulpor> How are you

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05:22 <ryaxnb21> ofhttps://www.fimfiction.net/group/201654/we-hate-whats-happened-to-mlp/thread/170307/why-this-group-exists#comment/4311542

05:22 <ryaxnb21> https://www.fimfiction.net/group/201654/we-hate-whats-happened-to-mlp/thread/170307/why-this-group-exists#comment/4311542 wowow

05:22 <ryaxnb21> So yes. Magical Mystery Cure is a terrible episode that has paved the way for more bad episodes. And yet, far too many viewers do not accept this and even love the episode. Does this sound strange? It is a bad episode, but they love the episode, and they never say it is bad. -- Yes, because reviewing an episode is an objective matter.

05:23 <ryaxnb21> well you know what

05:23 <ryaxnb21> your post is objectively bad

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05:28 <Lenfant_Sauvage> rofl

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05:29 <Lenfant_Sauvage> The only real issue with MMC was that it was rushed.

05:29 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Given another 22 minutes it would have been perfect tbh.

05:29 <Scherza> MMC should have been a two-parter, aye.

05:29 <Lenfant_Sauvage> But the core of the argument is still "WHY PRINCESS WAH"

05:29 <Scherza> *cough*orthemoviewewerepromised*cough*

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05:30 <Lenfant_Sauvage> pone movie comes out 2017 :<

05:31 <Lenfant_Sauvage> i wan it nao >:

05:31 <ryaxnb21> Lenfant_Sauvage: yep

05:31 <ryaxnb21> he surrounds it with bullcrap about destiny being stupid (didnt faust do destiny in cutie mark chronicles)

05:31 <ryaxnb21> and stuff

05:31 <ryaxnb21> but ultimately it's I DONT LIKE CHANGE

05:31 <Seoson> Good morning everypony! (Or whatever time it is in your timezone)

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05:32 <Scherza> 'tis a fine evening, indeed!

05:32 <ryaxnb21> wait, i always credit cutie mark chronicles to faust, when talking about how this show has had destiny themes since s1

05:32 <Scherza> *sigh* as much as I dislike to admit it, I rather like EQG.

05:32 <ryaxnb21> lemme check writers though... oh s...

05:32 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Technically MA Larson did Chronicles

05:32 <ryaxnb21> THANKS M A LARSON

05:32 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Yep

05:32 <ryaxnb21> Lenfant_Sauvage: was building up tto that obvious joke

05:32 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Apparently quite the critical darling, that episode is, according to some media

05:33 <Scherza> Faust only did two episodes, if I recall.

05:33 <ryaxnb21> but still, Cutie Mark Chronicles, both the moral and the episode were dripping with destiny

05:33 <ryaxnb21> and Faust signed off on it.

05:33 <ryaxnb21> though yeah, Thanks MA Larson :P

05:33 * Seoson will finally take some time to fix his IRC bouncer.

05:33 <Scherza> Really it just gives them something fun to double-subvert.

05:34 * Ali thinks Princess Twi is adorkable

05:34 <ryaxnb21> Lenfant_Sauvage: well it and the last episode of s1 are the most ambitious.

05:34 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Last episode of S1 was ambitious?

05:34 <ryaxnb21> pacing wise

05:34 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Mmm.

05:34 <Lenfant_Sauvage> I suppose

05:34 <ryaxnb21> CMC tries to pack 6 stories plus the surrounding story

05:35 <Scherza> I prefer to ignore the existance of that episode.

05:35 <ryaxnb21> and the last episode MERGES 6 stories

05:35 <ryaxnb21> which is like simpsons or seinfeld merging two or three

05:35 <ryaxnb21> but with six.

05:35 <ryaxnb21> that's rarely done in a 22-minute tv show at any caliber

05:35 <Scherza> Aye, this series gets ridiculous with the number of characters acting at any given time.

05:35 <ryaxnb21> there's simply not enough time to build up to 6 plots, do them, and then resolve all of them at once, but Best Night Ever pulls it off.

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05:37 <ryaxnb21> CMC packing 6 short stories is one of the few times this show goes outside it's "pacing comfort zone" of a strict 22 minute formula

05:37 <ryaxnb21> the kids are the wrapper and it plays more like a series of 3 minute shorts

05:37 <ryaxnb21> :)

05:37 <ryaxnb21> one per character.

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06:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Nightly Roundup #1179 [ http://tinyurl.com/m46genp ]

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06:07 <Kaleastrear> hiii

06:07 <Kaleastrear> i'm drawing veen one eye atm

06:07 <AcerP> veen?

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06:09 <Kaleastrear> yea his name is veenoneeye

06:09 <Kaleastrear> he's a youtuber

06:10 <AcerP> ah

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06:11 <AcerP> thats some hair he has there

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06:16 <Seoson> Now it works again ;-)

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06:35 <Knight_Dash> Hey there, guys.

06:35 <Seoson> Hello Knight_Dash

06:35 <Knight_Dash> Hey, Seoson. :)

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06:40 <Kaleastrear> hai

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07:03 <ConfusionRift> Hello everypony.

07:03 <Halcyon_Daze> hi hi

07:05 <Knight_Dash> Hello, ConfusionRift. :)

07:06 * ConfusionRift wavies.

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07:17 <AcerP> hello everypony

07:17 <NeonLights> Hello

07:18 <ConfusionRift> Hello there.

07:18 <AcerP> o/'

07:18 <AcerP> how are you?

07:18 <AcerP> enjoying the weekend?

07:19 <AcerP> oh wait week end is oever

07:19 <AcerP> silly me, it's a public holiday here.

07:21 <Knight_Dash> You're Dutch, then?

07:21 <NeonLights> In my country on 1 may is the international day of work

07:21 <NeonLights> I will be staying home

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07:22 <Knight_Dash> My impressive deduction was made using the sorcerous powers of Wikipedia.

07:22 <Knight_Dash> Whose homepage always tells you what holiday(s) are today.

07:23 <NeonLights> Mine

07:23 <AcerP> Knight_Dash: nope

07:23 <Knight_Dash> Oh. Okay.

07:23 <AcerP> New Zealand

07:24 <Knight_Dash> Ah. What's the holiday for?

07:25 <AcerP> It's an extra day of holiday in honour of the fallen NZ soldiers

07:25 <NeonLights> NZ soldiers?

07:25 <Knight_Dash> WWII?

07:25 <AcerP> yeah

07:25 <AcerP> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anzac_Day

07:26 <AcerP> it's the 100th aniversary

07:26 <AcerP> but the 25th was a weekend

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07:47 <screenaholic> I am here.

07:48 <screenaholic> Today is a no-sleep day.

07:48 <Knight_Dash> Sleep is for the weak.

07:48 <init3> I know that feel.

07:49 <ConfusionRift> Well, gonna be miserable during the night.

07:49 <screenaholic> It is the night, it's 3AM.

07:50 <Flashy> why are 490 romans funny?

07:50 <ConfusionRift> Almost 1AM here. Was referring to later on, more specifically at 11PM.

07:50 <Knight_Dash> I don't know, why?

07:51 <init3> Normally I don't get much sleep as it is. Now I am on this antibiotic that makes me fatigued and weak but also gives you insomnia. Gotta love contradicting side effects.

07:51 <Flashy> because XD

07:51 <Knight_Dash> Heh.

07:51 <screenaholic> Ah, I'll pass out by then. Hopefully, I'll be asleep by 10.

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07:55 <screenaholic> I'm hoping I can force myself to go to all three MMA classes today, and pass out immediatly after the last one.

07:56 <init3> Three MMA classes makes me tired just thinking about them.

07:56 <screenaholic> I probably won't have the energy for the last one.

07:56 <init3> Should solve your sleep problem then ya think?

07:57 <screenaholic> Nah, if I sleep now I'll miss the morning class anyway, and the other two classes will fill up pretty much all of my time until everything closes down. I won't to actually go out and do some stuff tomorow.

07:57 <screenaholic> Also, I just had two cups of coffee.

07:58 <init3> Well I mean after.

07:58 <screenaholic> Well I work third shift.

07:59 <init3> Oh. I know how that goes.

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07:59 <init3> Though I like thirds.

07:59 <screenaholic> Bracespone! Nooooo!!!!

07:59 <screenaholic> Me too, love it.

08:00 <screenaholic> But it does have it's downsidea.

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08:00 <init3> I just kind of hated the last job I had I was alone all night and there wasn't a ton to do. That made it real tough to stay awake.

08:00 <screenaholic> That's why I bring a book.

08:01 <init3> Books will put me to sleep.

08:01 <screenaholic> My reading time has gone way up since I got this job.

08:01 <init3> I played a lot of video games on my laptop but that gets old.

08:01 <screenaholic> I'd get fired if I busted out a laptop.

08:02 <init3> Especially since if something went down I'd need to drop everything right away so I rarely played multiplayer.

08:02 <screenaholic> I'm not even supposed to read, but my manager doesn't care, as long as HER bosses don't find out.

08:02 <init3> Oh, this place was so lax it was near insane.

08:02 <screenaholic> What was the job?

08:03 <init3> I mean, my other co-worker threw a high end video card in his workstation so he could play League lol.

08:03 <screenaholic> Ha,

08:03 <init3> Sysadmin.

08:03 <init3> So I was kind of babysitting servers all night.

08:03 <screenaholic> Ah, I'm a clerk at a gas station.

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08:04 <init3> THe occasional ticket and whatnot.

08:04 <init3> Oh I see. The whole customer interaction thing is a pain.

08:04 <init3> Datacenters are locked up tight 24/7 so...

08:04 <screenaholic> Eh, just smile and say "yes sir."

08:04 * ConfusionRift flops.

08:05 <init3> But then you don't get to come to work in your pajamas if you don't feel like getting dressed.

08:05 <screenaholic> Also, midnight-6AM we lock the doors and sell through a little window, which turns a lot of people away, so I don't get a lot of customers.

08:05 * screenaholic flops on Robopone.

08:05 <init3> Probably for the best though.

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08:05 <ConfusionRift> 11pm-8am maintenance. Pfffftttt...

08:06 <init3> I'd get bored and play with the cameras and watch drug deals the first few hours of the night.

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08:06 <init3> Because we shared an alley with a club.

08:07 <screenaholic> I had one drunk dude last week tell me that it was illegal for me not to let him in and use the phone.

08:07 <screenaholic> We had a solid minute of conversation consisting of the sentences "I need to use your phone," and "I can't let you in sir."

08:07 <init3> Hah

08:08 <screenaholic> I don't know how to work the cameras, but I have found the cameras blind spots. You know, just in case.

08:08 <init3> I think if he is injured that /sort of/ applies, but you can call emergency services for him.

08:08 <init3> I installed them.

08:08 <init3> I was pretty well aware of the blind spots ;p

08:08 <screenaholic> Well yeah, if someone's in legitimate distress I would let them in. He was just some drunk college kid.

08:08 <init3> Yeah

08:08 <ConfusionRift> "But I'm a customer!" | "No can't do, sir." | "I wanna talk to your manager." | "He's asleep, so... good luck." | "I'm gonna call the police." | "With what phone?" | "..." (runs off)

08:09 <init3> HAHA

08:09 <init3> 2tru4me

08:09 <screenaholic> "With what phone." I laughed.

08:10 <ConfusionRift> Seen it in our previous workplace,

08:10 <init3> I would honestly prefer a really busy third shift job like the one I had in Lansing. Doing hardware upgrades/repair and migrations for ~10,000 servers? I was kept entertained.

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08:10 <init3> Last job only had like 300.

08:11 <init3> Though more than half were Windows so the did break a lot more frequently but there is only so much that can go wrong with 300 servers.

08:11 <ConfusionRift> My last one was pretty boring, but at least the boss didn't mind me playing and stuff. Unless there's a customer, of course.

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08:12 <init3> Yeah, no customers so no worries about that.

08:13 <init3> Though I miss some of the big projects i'd get done. Cameras, Nagios, some scripting. Also being alone I could literally yell at the servers out loud. Was therapeutic.

08:13 <screenaholic> "The customer is always right." This is a lie and anyone who believes it is a fool.

08:13 <init3> Hah

08:13 <init3> I'm not known for my tact on that one.

08:13 <screenaholic> The customer is often very wrong.

08:13 <Knight_Dash> Suited for Success?

08:14 <screenaholic> What?

08:14 <init3> aye

08:14 <ConfusionRift> Of course. It basically means that you have to go their way, even when they're wrong.

08:14 <Knight_Dash> The episode, Suited for Success.

08:14 <ConfusionRift> ^

08:14 <ConfusionRift> The customer doesn't know what he/she wants.

08:15 <screenaholic> Nah man, often when the customer is wrong it's stuff like "you don't need to see my ID, I'm 21" or "I'm a little short, is this enough?"

08:15 <init3> See, the customers often would try to blame our servers for their [squee] coding. I'd straight up tell them, "syntax error" does not mean our web server is having an issue.

08:15 <ryaxnb21> you know i was rewatching sonic rainboom

08:16 <init3> It means you are a [squee] MORON.

08:16 <ConfusionRift> ^ Basically.

08:16 <screenaholic> Had a dude threaten to be waiting for me when I got off work because I said he had to pay full price. Punk didn't show.

08:16 <init3> Of course not.

08:16 <ConfusionRift> Lucky he's not here.

08:17 <ConfusionRift> Then again, they often either wuss out, or it's just for show.

08:17 <init3> Wow it has been too long since I've been in a fight.

08:17 <ryaxnb21> you know i was rewatching sonic rainboom

08:17 <screenaholic> I could take him, random street thugs who wear pants around their knees don't scare me.

08:17 <init3> I mean, I don't go looking for them.

08:17 <ryaxnb21> all the hubub over filli vanilli seems stupid

08:17 <init3> What do you mean?

08:17 <screenaholic> I've actually never been in a real fight, but I do train martial arts.

08:18 <ryaxnb21> fluttershy makes the exact same joke Pinkie makes in filli vanilli in Sonic Rainboom, to dashie

08:18 <ryaxnb21> about the massive audience and all that

08:18 <screenaholic> I want to be in a fight, honestly, feel like I've missed out on a right of passage.

08:18 <ryaxnb21> it's a standard cartoon gag.

08:18 <Knight_Dash> Yeah, I've seen other folks talk about this, ryaxnb.

08:18 <init3> Oh I am a horrible fighter sorta. I just don't care about pain.

08:18 <init3> And have never been KOd

08:18 <init3> Yet

08:18 <init3> lol

08:18 <ryaxnb21> yeah, and the fact that it's fluttershy that makes the joke... and she was the victim in Filli Vanilli.... and the element of kindness

08:18 <screenaholic> I'm fairly confident I can take an average thug.

08:18 <ConfusionRift> Meh, I'm one to avoid conflict. The best fight is the one avoided.

08:19 <ryaxnb21> the heck are they on about complaingin about it in Filli Vanilli

08:19 <init3> I do too.

08:19 <screenaholic> That's what losers say, Robopone.

08:19 <init3> But that doesn't mean I don't mind scrapping.

08:19 * screenaholic starts the EQD fight club.

08:19 <init3> THough I have gotten in fights with people just for fun.

08:19 <init3> YESS

08:19 <init3> Let's fite screenaholic.

08:19 <ryaxnb21> Knight_Dash: i'd love to see someone weaponize that

08:19 <init3> I am gonna lose horribly.

08:20 <ConfusionRift> There's a difference. Conflict avoidance is finding ways to turn a situation to your favor, while diffusing the conflict. It's not the same as running away.

08:20 <init3> But I don't even care.

08:20 <Knight_Dash> Weaponize what?

08:20 <ryaxnb21> like go up to a troll whos' poopint on the modern day writers because of filli vanilli and own him with that

08:20 <ryaxnb21> Knight_Dash: that fact

08:20 <Knight_Dash> Ah.

08:20 <ryaxnb21> it's a perfect troll-owning weapon

08:21 * Lenfant_Sauvage hugs a Fluttershy plushie.

08:21 <init3> I can make people feel pretty stupid for wanting to fight. Sometimes you need to just diffuse a situation with words. Like that one time that dude pulled a gun on me.

08:21 * ConfusionRift shrugs. "To each their own." Hugs his own Flutter plush.

08:21 <init3> That was funny.

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08:22 <init3> I don't know really what came over me in that moment.

08:22 * screenaholic noms on Robopone's Fluttershy plushie.

08:22 <init3> I just laughed like a maniac.

08:22 <ConfusionRift> Hey!

08:22 <Knight_Dash> Someone pulled a gun on you? O_O

08:22 <Knight_Dash> That sounds terrifying.

08:22 <init3> Told him he'd be doing me a favor and really meant it.

08:22 <init3> Naw I was tickled silly.

08:22 <screenaholic> That's one way to handle the situation.

08:23 <init3> Well I'm talking to y'all now aren't I?

08:23 <ConfusionRift> ^ Unexpected result, confused assailant, often leading to retreat.

08:23 <init3> Yep.

08:23 <ConfusionRift> Rather risky, but it worked.

08:24 <init3> I honestly didn't care though.

08:24 <screenaholic> Often, but in life or death situations I'd rather not rely on psycology, to unreliable.

08:24 <ConfusionRift> Exactly.

08:24 <init3> I don't think I'd have the gonads to say that type of thing now.

08:24 <init3> I was in a really bad place then.

08:24 <screenaholic> Obviously.

08:24 <ConfusionRift> If the assailant was in reckless abandon, that would be it. None effective.

08:24 <screenaholic> Glad things turned around.

08:25 <init3> So I really didn't care. Plus I knew what'd happen to him would not have been a simple gunshot. I have some friends in low places shall we say.

08:25 <init3> Well used to. For the most part.

08:26 <ConfusionRift> init3 in the mafia confirmed.

08:26 <init3> Haha

08:26 <screenaholic> Don't be silly.

08:26 <screenaholic> He WAS in the mafia.

08:26 <init3> I don't think it works that way lol.

08:26 <ConfusionRift> There's no WAS, just temporarily decommissioned. :P

08:26 <screenaholic> He was in charge of pushing black market plushies on the street.

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08:26 <init3> Shhh

08:27 <ConfusionRift> One could say they were plushies with an extra surprise inside.

08:27 <init3> Don't make me backtrace you and send someone to visit ;p

08:27 <init3> Oh wouldn't that be cool?

08:27 <ConfusionRift> Chocolate trafficking during the chocolate ban. :P

08:27 <init3> "Rainbow dash really does a sonic rainboom!"

08:28 <init3> Well rainBOOM.

08:28 <screenaholic> He was known for targetting kids, getting 'em hooked early. Sicko.

08:28 <ConfusionRift> Nah, it's the illusion of a rainbow sonicboom. In reality, they were weapon testing in the background.

08:28 <init3> Nobody can resist a Rainbow Dash plusihie.

08:29 <ConfusionRift> Especially with Ferrero inside.

08:29 <init3> Not even mob bosses.

08:29 <screenaholic> I like this newheadcanon we've established for init.

08:29 <ConfusionRift> Guuuuh... now I want chocolate.

08:29 <screenaholic> Someone start writing friendfiction about this.

08:29 <init3> I like it too.

08:29 <init3> Makes me feel cooler.

08:30 <Ethera> "Tales from #EQD"?

08:30 <ConfusionRift> After chocolate getting hot (get it?), he decided to traffic higher quality plushes.

08:30 <init3> I mean, I have seen some things that are cool out of general context.

08:30 <init3> Though some things are truly cool.

08:30 <init3> Like the high speed chase.

08:31 <init3> THAT was fun. There was someone chasing me trying to kill me but ya know.

08:31 <screenaholic> Wait what?

08:31 * init3 is a good driver.

08:31 <screenaholic> We're going to need a story behind this.

08:31 <init3> Haha alright.

08:31 <init3> So as some of you know I used to be a really horrible addict.

08:32 <init3> Anyway, 'round these parts we have something known as a "Flint roll"

08:32 <ConfusionRift> Was getting chased by a madman who got a slightly less than perfect plush.

08:32 <init3> Actually, that's totally it.

08:32 <ConfusionRift> Oh... oh right.

08:33 <init3> But anyhow, my friends and I wanted $200 worth of stuff and had about $28.

08:33 <init3> Now I was /told/ this dude was always on foot and never counted it.

08:34 <screenaholic> I find this story amusing.

08:34 <init3> But it just so happened that day he was driving a Pontiac G8. The GT.

08:34 * ConfusionRift chuckles.

08:34 <ConfusionRift> What a great day for a plan to go wrong.

08:35 <init3> You'll realize this story is part of the reason I don't do 6 cyls.

08:35 <screenaholic> I've always wanted to be in a car chase, maybe I should start getting involved in some illicit activities.

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08:35 <init3> Good place to find them.

08:35 <screenaholic> 6 cyls?

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08:35 <Ethera> screenaholic, find a trackday nearby.

08:36 <init3> So a "Flint Roll" is having a large bill wrapped around a bunch of singles.

08:36 * ConfusionRift shakes his head.

08:36 <screenaholic> That's a race, not a chase.

08:36 <init3> I mean 6 cylinder engines.

08:36 <screenaholic> Ah, I don't car.

08:37 <init3> Ahh, well I don't slow car.

08:37 <init3> Anyhow I was in a beast to go up against this V8 supercharged Pontiac.

08:37 <ConfusionRift> Simple. Just need a quick car, no license plate, and a tire iron. Blam! Windshield broken, instant chase. ...man, I'm terrible advisor. [Don't do this kids, seriously.]

08:37 <screenaholic> I have a 50cc scooter.

08:37 <init3> A Chevy Liminia.

08:37 <ConfusionRift> Liminia.

08:38 <init3> Luminia.

08:38 <screenaholic> Lukimia?

08:38 <init3> NOT a fast car.

08:38 <ConfusionRift> Do you mean Lumina?

08:38 <init3> Sure.

08:38 * ConfusionRift facehoofs.

08:38 <ryaxnb21> init3: mafia member drug addict, reverse psychologist on thugs

08:38 <ryaxnb21> and he just loves fluttershy

08:38 <init3> I can't help but smile.

08:38 <screenaholic> Flutters has a thing for bad boys.

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08:39 <init3> Anyway, this dude was not suspicious of the fact I had backed in to the closest parking space facing the street.

08:39 <ArchPegasusMichael> !link fluttershy

08:39 <DerpyBot> http://derpiboo.ru/5038

08:39 <init3> Oh god pinkie

08:40 <init3> And that the car was running.

08:40 <ConfusionRift> Luminas aren't great. Not very heavy, but old school, so terrible pull. ...just had to remind me of the one they robbed us back in the dealership days.

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08:40 <ryaxnb21> init3: i'm now imagining you going to the drug dealer exactly as you pictured, but you're wearing a my little pony backpack

08:40 <ryaxnb21> and it is just the funniest thing.

08:40 <ryaxnb21> :3

08:41 <init3> AHAHA

08:41 <init3> This was like 2007 though.

08:41 <ryaxnb21> yeah

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08:41 <ConfusionRift> It's perfect! No one would ever expect the dealer to be a brony!

08:41 <ConfusionRift> The perfect cover!

08:41 <init3> So my friend did the exchange, jumped in the back and I calmly took off until it was clear the dude had, in fact realized that he just got ripped off for about $180.

08:41 <screenaholic> Hey kids, do you know about ponies?

08:42 <init3> So the chase was on.

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08:42 <init3> Thing is, if there is one thing I can do, it's DRIVE.

08:42 <screenaholic> I'm not a great driver.

08:42 <init3> Now my biggest regret is the danger I put others in.

08:43 <ConfusionRift> Can't drive, so... pfffftttt. (runs on foot)

08:43 <ryaxnb21> i'm just more stunned that there are drug dealers who don't care to count bills

08:43 <ryaxnb21> that seems like, the stupidest thing.

08:43 <init3> They are too concerned with not getting caught by the law. Gotta make it as quick as possible.

08:43 <ConfusionRift> ^ They're too out to notice.

08:43 <screenaholic> Do you expect drug dealers to be fiscally responsible with a history of making good decisions?

08:43 <init3> Plus my friend had gone through this guy tons of times before.

08:44 <init3> A lot of them are screenaholic. Honestly. And none of these dealers are dumb enough to do what I was buying.

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08:44 <ryaxnb21> but they were dumb enough to sell you $200 of it for $20.

08:44 <init3> Oh this dude was a moron.

08:44 <Knight_Dash> Well, I'm going now.

08:45 <Knight_Dash> Bye, guys.

08:45 <init3> But not most of them I mean.

08:45 <init3> Later

08:45 <ryaxnb21> ah

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08:45 <ConfusionRift> Laters knight... pffftttt...

08:45 <worthless> us this chat talking about drugs? Because that is what I am gathering from this..

08:45 <init3> Anyway, I knew there was absolutely no way I could get away driving straight. Talking about bring a knife to a gun fight car-wise.

08:46 <screenaholic> Drug deals more than drugs themselves.

08:46 <ConfusionRift> Yeah, it's a bit of a red zone.

08:46 <init3> We are talking about a car chase specifically.

08:46 <ryaxnb21> the drug in question has not been named

08:46 <ryaxnb21> for all i know it's marijuana

08:46 <init3> It shall not be.

08:46 * ConfusionRift sighs.

08:46 <ryaxnb21> anyway

08:46 <screenaholic> I was about to suggest we play "guess the drug," but I realize that would be shot down by mods.

08:46 <ConfusionRift> Yes.

08:47 * ConfusionRift reload.

08:47 <screenaholic> I love you Robopone!

08:47 <ryaxnb21> let's just pretend it's marijuana even though there is no way it is

08:47 <ryaxnb21> because then it's totally a safe zone

08:47 <ryaxnb21> and it serves the same purpose to the conversation

08:47 <screenaholic> It was black market plushies, we've been over this!

08:48 <init3> Well I didn't realize it until then, but apparently I can drift in a Lumina.

08:48 <init3> Not a whole lot, but enough.

08:48 <ConfusionRift> It still isn't. Might as well just call it Magic Fun Time Pixie Dust. As for the plushes... heehehe, it just looks funny. :P

08:48 <init3> Party time ment-alls.

08:48 <init3> Or however it's spelled.

08:49 <ryaxnb21> i think death sticks are a pg drug.

08:49 <ryaxnb21> (Star wars episode II)

08:49 <screenaholic> So I used to wear a trench coat all the time in high school.

08:49 <ConfusionRift> Also... drifting a Lumina? Doubt it. I mean, it's FWD.

08:49 <init3> Not much.

08:49 <Finwe> Good morning, everypony!

08:49 <screenaholic> And I would frequently walk up to people and ask (in a sketchy voice) "You wanna buy some deathsticks?"

08:49 <Finwe> Lt Cdr ConfusionRift.

08:49 <Finwe> o7

08:50 <Finwe> Messrs screenaholic, ryaxnb21 and init3.

08:50 * Finwe doffs his hat.

08:50 <init3> Hello

08:50 <ConfusionRift> "Wanna buy a plush? I got the mane six, and then some." (opens jacket)

08:50 * screenaholic noms the hat.

08:50 <ConfusionRift> RAdm. Finwe. (salutes)

08:50 <init3> See I was cutting the wheel so hard and Michigan isn't known for its clean roads. There would have been some loose gravel.

08:51 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Pst. ConfusionRift.

08:51 <init3> And crappy tires.

08:51 * Lenfant_Sauvage looks left. Looks right.

08:51 <Finwe> Lt Sausage!

08:51 <ryaxnb21> they should make this whole affair, which has now dragged on btw into the world's longest story at 31 minutes and counting

08:51 <Finwe> _o7

08:51 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Ya got-... ya got some o' dose... Roseluck plushies?

08:51 * Finwe snuggles a Lenfant.

08:51 <ryaxnb21> into a videogame about drifting in lousy cars

08:51 <init3> Haha oops.

08:51 * Lenfant_Sauvage (sneakily!) salutes the Finwepone. o7

08:51 <ryaxnb21> it's rapidly becoming a shaggy dog story

08:52 <screenaholic> What's a shaggy dog story?

08:52 <ConfusionRift> ryaxnb21: You have not been into the old tech discussions. Guuuuhhh... they were long.

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08:52 <ryaxnb21> http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShaggyDogStory

08:52 * ConfusionRift looks at Lenfant_Sauvage. o_0

08:52 <ryaxnb21> A Shaggy Dog Story is a plot with a high level of build-up and complicating action, only to be resolved with an anti-climax or ironic reversal, usually one that makes the entire story meaningless

08:52 <init3> Hey, it was a request.

08:52 <ryaxnb21> i like the story

08:52 <init3> ;p

08:52 <ryaxnb21> it's super fun

08:52 <ryaxnb21> i'm just being silly :3

08:52 <init3> Anyway to make the long story short, he chased me for about 5-10 minutes. I honestly have no idea. I have never felt an adrenaline rush like it before or since.

08:53 <ConfusionRift> init3: Terrible tires on terrible roads? Makes more sense.

08:53 <init3> Yep

08:53 <Finwe> ryaxnb21: A...

08:53 <Finwe> !plot

08:53 <DerpyBot> *wigglewiggle*

08:53 <Finwe> o3o?

08:53 <init3> Ironically the things is...

08:53 <screenaholic> *WIGGLEWIGGLE*

08:53 <Finwe> *wigglewiggle*

08:53 <Lenfant_Sauvage> *wigglewiggle*

08:53 <ryaxnb21> init3: by ending the story that way... you realize you just confirmed it's a shaggy dog story

08:53 <init3> Totes.

08:53 <Lenfant_Sauvage> ConfusionRift, ya-... ya know. Dem Roselucks. Real-... really good stuff. Great colors. Earth pone. Ya got 'er?

08:53 <ryaxnb21> yep

08:54 <init3> My adrenaline was pumping so hard. When I did what I got I didn't feel a thing.

08:54 <ryaxnb21> haha

08:54 <ryaxnb21> okay there's some level of payoff!

08:54 <ryaxnb21> wooo

08:54 <ryaxnb21> actual point to story resumed

08:54 <ryaxnb21> 10/10 would story again

08:54 <screenaholic> Silly Leafant, init's the dealer.

08:55 <init3> I mean, I can go into detail about the chase but there isn't much to tell. Just lots of quick turns and pedal to the floor.

08:55 <init3> Though.

08:55 <init3> The dude with the lawn mower.

08:55 * init3 snickers

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08:55 * ConfusionRift notices Lenfant_Sauvage twitching, takes no mind of it. "Oh yeah. Got her in different variations. (coughs) Prom dress, gala dress, with 3D glasses, with chocol- perfume, in a car, etc. etc. etc. (coughs)"

08:55 <Lenfant_Sauvage> screenaholic, o-oh thank you, thank you kindly sir.

08:56 <init3> So you know how in practically every movie where there is a car chase someone plows into a fruit stand or something similar or almost does.

08:56 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Wait, in a car?

08:56 <ryaxnb21> btw

08:56 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Can I just get the car? :V

08:56 <Finwe> In a motorcar?

08:56 <ryaxnb21> feeling pinkie keen is somewhat of a shaggy dog story

08:56 <Finwe> Or passenger car?

08:56 <init3> Err

08:56 <ryaxnb21> the "doozy" is that twilight accepts the story.

08:56 * ConfusionRift whispers at Lenfant_Sauvage. "That was the idea. The plush is extra."

08:56 <init3> Explain the difference.

08:56 <init3> Actually

08:56 * Lenfant_Sauvage (sneakily!) purchases the gala dress variant. Brings it back to his spot in the... chat world... and hugs it, eventually falling asleep. -3- z z z

08:57 <Lenfant_Sauvage> g'night all

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08:57 <init3> This thing: http://images.thecarconnection.com/med/2000-chevrolet-lumina_100028107_m.jpg same color and year.

08:58 <init3> Anyway, as I was barreling down a residential side street at ~80mph some dude was pushing his lawn mower across the road.

08:58 <ConfusionRift> Yep, a Lumina. Not the best, not the worse. Pretty common, but can be done some nice things to it.

08:58 <init3> The lood of fear as he moved faster than anyone I've ever seen with a lawn mower was really funny at the time.

08:59 <init3> When I look back on it though I feel horrible.

08:59 <init3> Kind of why I didn't mention it at first.

08:59 <init3> I mean, I would have sooner crashed into a tree than hit him but still.

09:00 <ConfusionRift> Oh yeah. Would not be surprised for the poor guy to almost have a heart attack avoiding this bleep of a thing going at 80.

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09:02 <init3> ConfusionRift: Still this was a stock Lumina. Though a model year or two newer than the one the dude was driving, this is what I was up against: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cd/2008PontiacG8-001.jpg

09:02 <init3> You can probably tell just looking at it it was no fair fight.

09:03 <init3> But, it doesn't matter how fast your car is if you can't drive.

09:03 <screenaholic> So init's shared, who wants to tell of their illegal activities next?

09:03 <init3> Haha. I have tons more but I'll leave it at that.

09:03 <ConfusionRift> Let's see. A more efficient and higher torque V8 monster, versus a late model V6 terrible Chevy civil car.

09:03 <screenaholic> Tonight! On Equestrian Confessions!

09:03 <init3> Yep.

09:03 <init3> I told you I know how to drive.

09:04 <init3> Now I have something like: http://i54.tinypic.com/s3j8s9.jpg

09:04 <ConfusionRift> then again, the G8 is heavier, so you got that on your side. Also RWD, with makes it fishtail easier.

09:05 <init3> I wish I had RWD though.

09:05 <ryaxnb21> screenaholic: i downloaded some everything

09:05 <init3> My car has it. I absolutely love it.

09:05 <ryaxnb21> a little of this, a little of that

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09:05 <ryaxnb21> like i think i downloaded a terabyte or two of illegal junk

09:05 <ryaxnb21> most of which i never use

09:05 <LunaticHell> gooooooood morning, Neighterworld

09:05 <ryaxnb21> that's my story

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09:05 <LunaticHell> It is I, the Lunatic!

09:05 <init3> If I had RWD in that situation I think I could have gotten away much eaiser.

09:05 <ArchPegasusMichael> "Nie moc silnika, lecz technika czyni z ciebie zawodnika" (not the power of the engine, but the technique makes you a competitor)

09:06 <LunaticHell> Wow, so much going on at this time.

09:06 <init3> Oooh. I like that.

09:06 * screenaholic pushes Lunatic out of the chat.

09:06 <ConfusionRift> That reminds me, init3. Beware of tinypic picture sharing. It can sometimes suggest non-PG rated things.

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09:06 <init3> Well it was a direct link. Unless I am misunderstanding.

09:06 * LunaticHell has quit (Quit: Pushed out of the chat)

09:07 <init3> I'd not link to the site itseld.

09:07 * LunaticHell snuggles screenaholic, OUT OF NOWHERE!

09:07 * screenaholic acks and flails!

09:07 <LunaticHell> Your own fault for pushing me. :P

09:07 <ConfusionRift> init3: "Images you would also enjoy:" at the bottom. Luckily, it's clean.

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09:08 <ConfusionRift> ArchPegasusMichael: Hence why I weighed in on some advantages.

09:08 <ConfusionRift> Alas, the suggestions are clean.

09:08 <LunaticHell> Think about it the next time you consider pushing me: I always fall in the direction of the person pushing me.

09:08 <init3> But when linking directly to the image that shouldn't be an issue. Unless it redirects you.

09:08 <ConfusionRift> It does.

09:08 <init3> Oh. Huh.

09:08 <init3> Doesn't for me for some reason.

09:09 * ConfusionRift shrugs.

09:09 <LunaticHell> What fun stuff are you talking about?

09:09 <ConfusionRift> Cars, it seems.

09:09 <ConfusionRift> And pony pushing.

09:09 <LunaticHell> Huh...cars was a bad movie.

09:09 <LunaticHell> Cars 2 was worse.

09:09 <init3> Nah, I'm done. Even talking about that chase gets my blood pumping.

09:09 <init3> I need a smoke.

09:09 <init3> lol

09:10 * ConfusionRift patpats init3. "Okay then."

09:10 <LunaticHell> I had a fun dream. xD

09:10 <init3> Not in a bad way.

09:10 <screenaholic> I love fun dreams. One time I sword fought Annubis.

09:10 <ConfusionRift> LunaticHell: Not as bad as EQG. Oooooh! Snaaaaap! (sees the angry mob)

09:10 <LunaticHell> xP

09:10 <init3> Just overly excited I mean. Part of me wants to do it again... a LARGE part of me.

09:11 <LunaticHell> I was playing some sort of dating game, but it wasn't really a dating game. It was about a dude who lives with his widow'd step-sister, or something.

09:12 <init3> huh

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09:12 <LunaticHell> Anyway somehow all this turned into an anime about the netherworld, where a big bad boss was recently beaten by some sort of hero and his henchmen going to the pub for a beer or 15, this is where I got in...

09:13 <init3> Did you do a Bard thing?

09:13 <LunaticHell> ...I was at this bar, trying to pay for a beer with british pound...

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09:13 <screenaholic> Silly Britpones, pounds are weight, not money.

09:14 <LunaticHell> ...then the girl showed up, her name was Nana and this time she wasn't the step-sister or even a human.

09:14 <ConfusionRift> "An episode about getting the bad guy back into the right place, in order to maintain a balance of good and bad in a place."

09:14 <init3> Her Majesty's coin no good in the nether?

09:14 <ryaxnb21> ConfusionRift: honestly

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09:14 <ryaxnb21> the mob would be angry either way

09:15 <DerpyDash> heyo

09:15 <LunaticHell> Well, they took some of the money, based on the material.

09:15 * ConfusionRift chuckles.

09:15 <ryaxnb21> talk to a bunch of non-bronies and they'd probably just get annoyed you're comparinng theatrical pixar to a direct to tv pony "ad"

09:15 <LunaticHell> The girl, she was a succubus and he was eeerr dating her.

09:15 <DerpyDash> anypony here 14 or 15?

09:15 <init3> Hue

09:16 <ConfusionRift> Some are, some aren't. Hard to keep track in here.

09:16 <LunaticHell> Somehow I got 25,000 HL in my hands...but the girl stole the money and bought a lewd card game with the money. D:

09:16 <DerpyDash> .

09:16 <screenaholic> Don't be silly, this is a pony chat room, no kids allowed.

09:16 <init3> Haha

09:16 <DerpyDash> o,o

09:16 <LunaticHell> When I told her to return the stuff and give me back my money, she had it packed in present paper. D: D:

09:17 <screenaholic> Oh man, so I got a free waffel today.

09:17 <DerpyDash> anyoen going to bronycan in canada :O

09:17 <DerpyDash> anyone*

09:17 <init3> D'aww. Succubus wanted to give you a present?

09:17 <LunaticHell> After I whined about being without money for the whole week in the Netherworld, she gave me a loose collection of coins, buttons and stuff that she threw on the ground. D: D: D:

09:18 <screenaholic> I ordered a pecan waffle, and after I got my food they were like "so I accidentally made a regular waffle at first, you want it too?"

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09:18 <ConfusionRift> Poor kid.

09:18 <init3> Yay free waffle.

09:18 <LunaticHell> I had to pick up all the stuff, b.c. littering and such.

09:18 <init3> Aww.

09:18 <init3> We were just on a tangent.

09:19 <init3> #eqdlyfe

09:19 <LunaticHell> Next time I'm in the netherworld, I'm getting my money from her boyfriend. o. ô

09:19 <screenaholic> I'm dissapointed that init was the only one who appeciated my waffle story,.

09:19 * init3 loves waffles.

09:19 <screenaholic> Waffles are the best!

09:19 <screenaholic> Pancakes are for suckers!

09:19 <LunaticHell> Wait, did you say WAFFLES???

09:19 * ConfusionRift sees waffles as deformed pancakes.

09:19 <screenaholic> Pancakes are just waffles that are to lazy to get in shape.

09:20 <ConfusionRift> And waffles are the show-offy cousins of the pancakes. :P

09:20 * LunaticHell puts a waffle between two pancakes and calls it a draw.

09:20 <init3> Y'all remember a time before Wi-fi was a thing? Dark times those. I don't have to leave my precious IRC to freeze outside.

09:20 <init3> Although lol 989ms ping

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09:20 <ConfusionRift> Funny. Still running wired.

09:21 <init3> I really need to get my wifi roaming better.

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09:21 <init3> Well, I use both.

09:21 <init3> Always wired if I am playing vidya.

09:21 <LunaticHell> init3: "Son, you will lose connection, because I have to use the telephone."

09:21 <ConfusionRift> Well, both would be most convenient.

09:21 <init3> Oh I remember that.

09:21 <LunaticHell> Remember AOL? xD

09:21 <ryaxnb21> the furry episode of csi was a bit of a shaggy dog story

09:21 <ConfusionRift> I do not miss dial-up, except for the sound. :P

09:21 <init3> My whole house is wired.

09:22 <ryaxnb21> the murderer thought the furry was a actual mammal

09:22 * ConfusionRift blows up init3's house.

09:22 <ryaxnb21> and didn't mean to kill a human

09:22 <ryaxnb21> and was completely unrelated to any of the CSI's leads or the whole furry thing

09:22 <ryaxnb21> or anything

09:22 <screenaholic> That was a thing?

09:22 <ryaxnb21> it was pretty funny.

09:22 <init3> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSxgCVc6wcM

09:22 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

09:22 <ryaxnb21> yeah.

09:22 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Dialup handshake example with a moving bar

09:22 <ConfusionRift> Oooh, thaaaat one. Yeah, saw parts of it.

09:22 <ryaxnb21> the ending was hilarious

09:22 <LunaticHell> ConfusionRift: for you

09:22 <LunaticHell> !link https://youtu.be/GSRG0TqxLWc

09:22 <ryaxnb21> because it hits right out of nowhere

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09:22 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

09:22 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Dial Up Sound (HD)

09:23 <ryaxnb21> and subverts the ending you expect where he was murdered because he was a furry or because he wasn't

09:23 <ryaxnb21> which would make some statement politically

09:23 <ryaxnb21> instead he was murdered because people thought he was an animal

09:23 <ryaxnb21> which makes no real statement at all

09:23 <LunaticHell> It does make one.

09:23 <LunaticHell> People are stupid.

09:23 <ryaxnb21> and doesn't even create murder so much a manslaughter.

09:23 <ryaxnb21> true.

09:23 <ConfusionRift> CSI. Always either political, or edgy. (bleh)

09:24 <ConfusionRift> Hate the show with a passion.

09:24 <ryaxnb21> the endings on that show are so freaking brilliant.

09:24 <LunaticHell> How can you confuse a guy in a fur outfit with a real life animal?

09:24 <ryaxnb21> LunaticHell: it was a long distance rifle shot

09:24 <ryaxnb21> from a car

09:24 <LunaticHell> Navy-CIS had funny characters.

09:24 <LunaticHell> Huh

09:24 <ConfusionRift> They're not. They are absolutely predictable.

09:24 <ryaxnb21> the endings of CSI:LV can be predictable, but not always

09:24 <LunaticHell> I like the cute goth girl.

09:24 <ryaxnb21> another example is they guy who was killed 5 times

09:25 <ryaxnb21> but none of that killed him

09:25 <ryaxnb21> he died by falling off a lawn chair into the pool

09:25 <ryaxnb21> which was accidental

09:25 <ryaxnb21> the other 5 times, which normally would've killed him, miraclously did not.

09:25 <ryaxnb21> sometimes because they were saved by the other attempts on his life.

09:25 <ryaxnb21> :D

09:25 <init3> But NCIS.

09:25 <init3> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ

09:25 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about NCIS 2 IDIOTS 1 KEYBOARD

09:25 <ConfusionRift> ^ Taken from another show.

09:26 <ryaxnb21> there's a bunch of amazing endings on CSI that got me by surprise.

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09:26 <ryaxnb21> and the episode loves taking on bdsm fetish in a non-discriminatory way.

09:26 <ryaxnb21> show*

09:27 <ConfusionRift> Shesh, I rather not dissect CSI, otherwise it would cause me to blow my head in bit... just by shear "The hay... really?" And not, not the surprise kind.

09:28 <Pony_96278> Dissect CSI Cyber

09:28 <ryaxnb21> CSI Cyber is the worst show ever

09:28 <Pony_96278> I haven't watched an episode but I hear it's mega cringe for anyone who actually knows about computers

09:28 *** Pony_96278 is now known as DJMidli

09:28 * Finwe hats on screenaholic.

09:28 <init3> Those crime shows have the best descriptions of computer things.

09:28 <ryaxnb21> actually, i have decided all spinoffs of csi are hot garbage

09:28 <init3> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2rGTXHvPCQ

09:28 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Numb3rs' description of IRC

09:28 <Finwe> It seems to be lunchtiem.

09:28 <Finwe> o3o

09:28 <ryaxnb21> csi:LV has "okay " descriptions of computer things.

09:28 <ryaxnb21> i love their UIs, which seem modeled after visions of UI from maybe 1995

09:29 <ryaxnb21> like what UI would be like 10 years from now

09:29 <ryaxnb21> as seen in 1990

09:29 <ConfusionRift> Well, food time.

09:29 <Finwe> Looks like chicken soup day.

09:29 <Finwe> See you later, everypony!

09:29 * Finwe trots to the cafeteria.

09:29 <init3> Later

09:30 <init3> Though they do appear to be using something like irssi in that clip.

09:30 <init3> The idea of IRC being some incognito way to converse makes me giggle.

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09:31 <CleverDerpy> hiya

09:32 <init3> 4nd w3 a11 5p34k 1337 4|| th3 t1m3 1n h3r3.

09:32 * LunaticHell hugs CleverDerpy

09:32 <init3> Okay, that was painful to write.

09:32 * CleverDerpy purrs and hugs LunaticHell back

09:32 <LunaticHell> It also was painful to read, ini.

09:32 <ryaxnb21> init3: i mean isn't it used for underground communication for illegal botnets and shit?

09:32 <ryaxnb21> er, stuff

09:32 <ryaxnb21> it kinda is

09:33 <LunaticHell> Hahahaha

09:33 <ryaxnb21> irc is not incognito

09:33 <init3> Botnets yes

09:33 <init3> But not secure communication.

09:33 <ryaxnb21> pretty sure channers use it to discuss ddos and stuff

09:33 <ryaxnb21> not secure, no, but illegal? yes.

09:33 <LunaticHell> Stuxnet

09:33 <LunaticHell> CleverDerpy: how do you do?

09:33 <ryaxnb21> the ddos of fimfiction was done via irc

09:33 <init3> That can be said of any chat program though.

09:33 <ryaxnb21> but it's true.

09:33 * CleverDerpy boops LunaticHell's nose with hers and rubs

09:34 <ryaxnb21> so it might be a good summary for novice computer users (i.e. the audience)

09:34 <LunaticHell> The same can be said of all religions.

09:34 * LunaticHell derps

09:34 <init3> Shipping channels though? Really?

09:34 <init3> Not in the slightest.

09:34 <ryaxnb21> mmm

09:34 * CleverDerpy sits on the floor

09:34 <ryaxnb21> haven't seen the clip

09:34 <LunaticHell> CleverDerpy: I had a funny dream about the Netherworld.

09:35 <LunaticHell> Not to be confused with the Netherlands nor the Neighterlands.

09:35 <init3> I mean, I know you can connect to canternet via TOR. That is sorta anonymized.

09:35 <LunaticHell> TOR?

09:35 * CleverDerpy flops on LunaticHell's back and picks him up with all four legs by flying

09:35 <init3> But if you've ever connected off TOR it's useless for true anonmyity.

09:35 <LunaticHell> This is what german football fans scream, when somone scores a goal.

09:36 <CleverDerpy> where to~?

09:36 <LunaticHell> They are all like "TOOOOOOOR"

09:36 <CleverDerpy> really?

09:36 <CleverDerpy> i thought they spoke german

09:36 <LunaticHell> It is german.

09:36 <init3> The Onion Router. It means that it is layered. Proxy to another proxy to another proxy. About 7 times over.

09:36 <LunaticHell> "Tor" is german for "Goal"

09:36 <ryaxnb21> well the thing is i'd presume any actually illegal irc networks would use Tor IRC.

09:36 <CleverDerpy> gazutite

09:36 <ryaxnb21> probably the channers irc did too

09:36 <ryaxnb21> unless they're total idiots, which is possible

09:37 <ryaxnb21> because they're channers.

09:37 <ryaxnb21> but hopefully they'd at least know how to use tor.

09:37 <LunaticHell> CleverDerpy: To the UK, I got 11,42 Pounds and want to buy something with it!

09:37 <init3> Keep in mind hacking discussions are not illegal though unless like in the circumstance you mentioned there was a specific target.

09:37 <CleverDerpy> really?

09:37 <LunaticHell> Yup, I got british money for some reason.

09:37 <init3> Plenty of public chats with infosec focus open to anyone.

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09:38 <ryaxnb21> i was referring to the ddos

09:38 <init3> But to call a DoS "hacking" is just wow.

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09:38 <ryaxnb21> on fimfiction and roundstable.

09:39 <ryaxnb21> DDos, technically

09:39 <init3> I know.

09:39 <ryaxnb21> and i called it "illegal"

09:39 <ryaxnb21> not hacking.

09:39 <ryaxnb21> it is illegal.

09:39 <init3> I know you didn't.

09:39 <CleverDerpy> if dos was illegal

09:39 <DJMidli> remember the D gues

09:39 <DJMidli> guys

09:39 <DJMidli> DDos -=/= DoS

09:40 <init3> DDoS is a class of DoS though.

09:40 <DJMidli> One is an operating system

09:40 <init3> No

09:40 <init3> Well yes

09:40 <DJMidli> the other is a brute force attempt at breaking something cyber

09:40 <DJMidli> meh

09:40 * ConfusionRift returns to something rather wary.

09:40 * Cyclone_Dusk keeps reading DoS as Disk Operating System

09:40 <LunaticHell> huh

09:41 <init3> A DoS/DDoS isn't actually breaking anything though.

09:41 <DJMidli> it

09:41 <DJMidli> was

09:41 <ConfusionRift> Calm down now.

09:41 <LunaticHell> Isn't it just flooding a system with requests until it's overload?

09:41 <Cyclone_Dusk> Denial of Service vs Distributed Denial of Service.

09:41 <init3> It is like throwing a bunch of [squee] at a vault door and calling it success that nobody wants to touch the door.

09:42 <init3> Yes LunaticHell.

09:42 <LunaticHell> Yay, I know something. *squee*

09:42 <Cyclone_Dusk> There are other ways to deny service.

09:42 <init3> Tons.

09:43 <init3> I've probably seen most of them. There is a particularly nasty type called a DNS reflection attack. Look it up.

09:43 <LunaticHell> They usually use bots for that, f.e. bots created via trojan horses that use the infected system to send requests to the target.

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09:43 <init3> Right again.

09:43 <init3> You get a cookie.

09:43 <LunaticHell> yay

09:43 * LunaticHell eats cookie, is happy.

09:43 <Cyclone_Dusk> They're just not as popular as using a bot net to tie up a server through coordinated connection spam

09:44 <LunaticHell> Everytime I read "Botnet" I am reminded of "Stuxnet"...

09:44 * Princess-QRS sits on ConfusionRift evilly

09:44 <init3> Right. Usually tying up the open sockets in the TCP stack.

09:44 <LunaticHell> Stuxnet may very well still be alive.

09:44 <init3> Unless it is a UDP flood.

09:45 * init3 shudders

09:45 <Cyclone_Dusk> In a way, RD attempted (and failed) to deny Ponyville of the service of Winter

09:45 * ConfusionRift patpats Princess-QRS.

09:45 <init3> UDP floods are nasty.

09:45 * Princess-QRS squeeks and buzzes EVILLY.

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09:45 <ConfusionRift> Hmmm... not sure how I feel about this conversation.

09:45 <LunaticHell> Cyan_Spark: But then she spam'd ponyville with winter...ponyville did not deny that.

09:46 <init3> DoS is a /class/ of attack of which DDoS is a part.

09:46 <ConfusionRift> Not exactly the best of examples.

09:46 <Cyan_Spark> Um... What?

09:47 <LunaticHell> They wanted to have winter.

09:47 <LunaticHell> They got winter.

09:47 <LunaticHell> fin~

09:47 * Princess-QRS plugs into ConfusionRift, DDOSes his interface with EVIL.

09:47 <Cyan_Spark> Why're you telling me this O.o

09:47 <LunaticHell> I dunno, because your example was poorly choosen?

09:47 <LunaticHell> chosen*

09:47 <Cyan_Spark> My example?

09:48 <Cyan_Spark> What example

09:48 <LunaticHell> About RD's attempted DoW.

09:48 <init3> Hue

09:48 * ConfusionRift reacts by a counter measure. Ejects Princess-QRS of permissions, and closes all ports.

09:48 <Cyan_Spark> What's DoW

09:48 <init3> Denial of Winter

09:48 * Princess-QRS proceeds to just snuggle ConfusionRift, evilly.

09:48 <LunaticHell> I really am good at confusing ponies, am I not?

09:48 <ConfusionRift> Princess-QRS, you silly. :P

09:49 <Cyan_Spark> I think the only pony you've confused is yourself :P

09:49 <ConfusionRift> ^ Hehehe.

09:49 <init3> And now I'm confused as to why LunaticHell is supposedly confused.

09:49 <LunaticHell> I am confusing, not confused.

09:50 <Cyan_Spark> A wise pony once said, "she who confuseth thy kin hath confuseth thine self"

09:50 * LunaticHell throws Cyan_Spark a defusing look, however that works.

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09:52 * Princess-QRS snuggles ConfusionRift, bares his fangs and hisses at other ponies. Evil.

09:52 <screenaholic> As another pony said, "anyone who uses the word 'confuseth' is just trying to sound fancy, and probably doesn't know what they're talking about."

09:52 <init3> Hmm... I appear to be on my public wifi.... sorta. Gotta see what's up.

09:52 <init3> brb

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09:53 <Cyan_Spark> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  

09:54 <ryaxnb21> Episode 3 of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People starts with Strong Bad's game console breaking. He then sets out to form a "Battle of the Bands" to raise the repair money.

09:54 <ryaxnb21> Let's have a battle... battle of the bands....

09:54 <ryaxnb21> Strong badia!

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09:57 <Nilak> Homestar Runner x MLP Crossover

09:57 <Nilak> I bet Strong Mad would be brushing the ponies

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10:01 <ryaxnb21> Nilak: finally the two great flash series together at last

10:01 <SabSparrow> !list

10:01 <ryaxnb21> this is how i usually connect them in my head.

10:01 <ryaxnb21> they are both made in flash.

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10:02 <init3> There we go. Helps if the interfaces on the server are set up right.

10:02 <init3> Hard to notice when it only gets rebooted every few months.

10:03 <LunaticHell> !link https://youtu.be/XfBx2C9Gsek OMG the MEMES!

10:03 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

10:03 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about MGR Memes Conversation

10:04 <LunaticHell> No really, they actually explain what a "meme" actually is.

10:04 <LunaticHell> Get smart. o. ô

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10:05 <init3> "The Selfish Gene" is a pretty good book too.

10:06 <LunaticHell> Yes, yes it is.

10:06 <LunaticHell> Richard Dawkins was a brilliant man.

10:07 <init3> Was?

10:07 <init3> He's still kicking.

10:07 <init3> Unless he died in the last two days.

10:07 <LunaticHell> Wait...so why do people act like he's dead?

10:07 <LunaticHell> Or did I confused him for someone else?

10:08 <init3> I dunno. He tweeted 13 minutes ago though lol.

10:08 <init3> https://twitter.com/RichardDawkins

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10:09 <init3> Unless you are thinking of Hitchens.

10:09 <LunaticHell> Well Hitchens is pretty dead, I'm sure.

10:09 <init3> He is very dead.

10:09 <LunaticHell> But yeah, probably I confused those two.

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10:10 <LunaticHell> Cyan_Spark: See? This is what I really look like, when confused.

10:10 <init3> Hah

10:11 <LunaticHell> See example b: http://warriordan.deviantart.com/art/The-new-and-improved-derp-528264869

10:11 <LunaticHell> CleverDerpy: ;P

10:11 <init3> Much derp.

10:12 <LunaticHell> Indeed, also: does green/yellow suit me? xD

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10:14 <init3> I know not of fashon-ey things.

10:15 <init3> Looks fine to me though.

10:16 <screenaholic> Uh, I may or may not have just spilled water on my brother's Spanish work...

10:17 *** Awaykitty is now known as Unixkitty

10:17 <Nilak> Good job, pendejo

10:17 <Nilak> <_<

10:17 <screenaholic> Luckily tomorow is his final anyway, so he doesn't really need it anymore.

10:17 <Nilak> Sorry, I just always wanted to say that.

10:17 <ConfusionRift> ..

10:18 * ConfusionRift baps Nilak.

10:18 <ConfusionRift> Watch the language.

10:21 <Nilak> Yeah, English. Sorry.

10:23 <ConfusionRift> I do know what that means, broh.

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10:29 <Nilak> Okay, hermano

10:29 * ConfusionRift chuckles, and scratches his forehead.

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10:34 <Nilak> Just finished watching Rango. That was pretty good.

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10:35 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Lt. Cdr. ConfusionRift. (salutes)

10:35 <ConfusionRift> Lt. The_Nostalgia_Mare. (salutes)

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10:36 <Unixkitty> Throw your soldiers into positions once there is no escape, and they will prefer death to flight.

10:37 <ConfusionRift> o_0

10:37 <Nilak> Tch. Right.

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10:39 <Unixkitty> Thousands of feet march to the beat, it's an army in despair. Knee-deep in mud, stuck in the trench with no way out.

10:39 <ConfusionRift> Again...huuuuh?

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10:39 <Unixkitty> Tell me, what's the price of a mile?

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10:40 <ConfusionRift> Three pickles.

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10:40 <Nilak> Sabaton - The Price Of A Mile.

10:40 <Nilak> Hmmm...what genre...

10:40 <Unixkitty> Thousands of feet march to the beat, it's an army on the march. Long way from home, paying the price in young mens lives.

10:40 * screenaholic patpats the cat. "That's nice Sun Tzu."

10:40 <Unixkitty> That's the price of a mile.

10:41 <Nilak> Heavy metal. Thought so.

10:41 <Unixkitty> !link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbw1pGUhG7Q

10:41 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Sabaton - The Price of a Mile

10:41 <Raspbeguy> Unixkitty: I love you nick

10:41 <Unixkitty> Excuse me?

10:41 <Raspbeguy> I love your nick

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10:41 <Nick> Excuse me?

10:41 <Unixkitty> Ohm, okay?

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10:42 <Nick> We just met.

10:42 <Nilak> And then Unixkitty was named Nick.

10:42 <Raspbeguy> just saying

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10:42 <Unixkitty> haha

10:42 <Unixkitty> Nick, don't you believe in love at first sight? :P

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10:43 <Nilak> Oh wait, we have an actual Nick in here, haha

10:43 <Nick> Sure, but you're not supposed to say so right away :P

10:44 <Unixkitty> Tell Raspbeguy that haha

10:44 <Nilak> NICK MARRY ME ALREADY

10:44 <Raspbeguy> What about forgetting what i said

10:44 <Unixkitty> Webecca!!!

10:44 <Nick> you too?

10:44 <Unixkitty> !link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqRzQQTSE48

10:44 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about DramaPony.avi

10:45 <Nilak> LOOOOL

10:46 <Nilak> "I am in love with another man. He....is...you! I love you."

10:46 <Unixkitty> But but but Webecca!

10:46 <Raspbeguy> I never get bored here

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10:47 <Nilak> I always get bored here. That's why I go off into other channels to RP.

10:48 <Nilak> Now and again I do stick my head in here, though.

10:48 <Unixkitty> Rise! Nation's Pride! Hold what's yours! Strike to where it hurts! Fight! Hold your ground! Winter War! Reinforce the line!

10:49 <Nilak> Unixkitty, knock it off -_-

10:49 <Unixkitty> Why? You don't appreciate motivating and emotional quality heavy metal?

10:49 <Nilak> Or, well, continue. I gotta leave for work shortly.

10:50 <Nilak> I don't appreciate heavy metal, no.

10:50 <Nilak> But it's more the lyrics there that are bugging me.

10:50 <Gilda> They're just a bunch of slogans?

10:50 <Unixkitty> ^

10:51 <Gilda> I meant that as a criticism.

10:51 <Unixkitty> You don't say?

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10:52 <Gilda> I did say.

10:52 <Nilak> I better go before I say any more and make it worse. Bye y'all, have a good day.

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10:53 <ConfusionRift> The next step would had been neon signs with arrows pointing at a word in bold saying "SARCASM", which flashes. :P

10:53 <Unixkitty> !link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOCe2Y7iVF8

10:53 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Cliffs Of Gallipoli (2008)

10:54 <ConfusionRift> Oh yeah, criticism next to it, in slightly smaller font.

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10:59 <Unixkitty> And Windows + Q search menu suddenly doesn't work anymore...

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11:06 <ConfusionRift> Blarg, this is rather strange design. Not sure if I like it. (taps paper)

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11:10 <ConfusionRift> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKblAnt1bMQ

11:10 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

11:10 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Virt - Nightfall over the city

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11:51 <Knight_Dash> Hello, people.

11:51 <ConfusionRift> Welcome back.

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11:51 <Raspbeguy> hello

11:52 <Knight_Dash> Thank you. :)

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12:02 <ConfusionRift> Great. Now I got a strange model, and a strange concept.

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12:03 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Early Morning Discussion #179 [ http://tinyurl.com/k8q8vkt ]

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12:06 <FruitNibbler> Model of what ConfusionRift ?

12:06 <ConfusionRift> Just drawing.

12:07 <FruitNibbler> AH

12:09 <Knight_Dash> Whatcha drawing?

12:10 <ConfusionRift> Just more ships.

12:11 <FruitNibbler> Like sea sailing ships or pony ships?

12:12 <ConfusionRift> Neither. Just spaceships. Had one in mind, and just had to do it. The last one was a bit off, since it was just outlines, and have no idea how to go from there.

12:14 <Knight_Dash> Do you have a deviantart? Curious about your work.

12:15 <ConfusionRift> I leave it all in the 'box. Well, most things. I do have a dA account, but basically don't use it.

12:15 <Knight_Dash> Ah. Any dropbox examples you'd care to share, then?

12:16 <ConfusionRift> The ships are not gonna be publish, or so I'm inclined to. I'm just trying to get some models out of my head. As for examples, give me a minute.

12:18 <ConfusionRift> This was my last one. https://www.dropbox.com/s/homgzq4vwedtwt2/Practice027.png?dl=0

12:19 <ConfusionRift> Well, my last one in the box

12:19 <Knight_Dash> So... What's his special talent supposed to be?

12:19 <FruitNibbler> Neat, only hooves seem to be of different sizes

12:20 <ConfusionRift> Yeah, not the most perfect. I was trying to draw him at a quicker pace, and with no references.

12:20 <FruitNibbler> That is an easy fix though, you got the head and wings perfect

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12:21 <FruitNibbler> And in that pose I can easily picture him dedicatingly crawling towards some mission objective

12:21 <FruitNibbler> He has that look on his face

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12:22 <ConfusionRift> As for his talent, he used to be a supplier for long distance military forces. His remark is more towards endurance and offensive flight. I did try to give him larger wings (without exaggeration), since he inherit large wings from one of his parents/

12:23 <Knight_Dash> Ah.

12:23 <ConfusionRift> Alas, they look rather normal.

12:24 <Knight_Dash> They do, yeah. I guess you don't want to redraw them?

12:25 <ConfusionRift> He was given the name as he used to dive at things during flight at a very young age, even taking out opponents considered bigger than him (nothing Michael Bay style). Also, taken from one of his parents.

12:26 <ConfusionRift> As for a redraw, I doubt it.

12:26 <ConfusionRift> It's almost 4 months old. I dunno.

12:28 <ConfusionRift> Slightly less pony related. https://www.dropbox.com/lightbox/home/Drawings%20%26%20Practices

12:28 <Knight_Dash> This one's calling for a sign in or register.

12:28 <ConfusionRift> Whoops...

12:29 <ConfusionRift> https://www.dropbox.com/s/gds4tkeocgh5v2e/Practice023%20%5BFor%20SRQ%5D.png?dl=0

12:30 <Knight_Dash> Tank you.

12:30 <FruitNibbler> YOu seem to have a thing for military pones

12:30 <ConfusionRift> Garharhar!

12:30 <ConfusionRift> Not exactly. I do draw off things as well, just not very often.

12:31 <ConfusionRift> I'm sure many remember this. https://www.dropbox.com/s/is15eqhiak2h7df/Practice014-WIP1.png?dl=0

12:31 <Knight_Dash> Military pones would be more setting accurate if made ancient Roman.

12:31 <FruitNibbler> That's preddy swell

12:31 <FruitNibbler> Very Adventure Time -esque drawing

12:32 <ConfusionRift> Yeah, did take some inspiration from it. :P

12:32 <ConfusionRift> At least the spaghetti effect.

12:32 <Knight_Dash> The mention of Adventure Time, plus this being an equine, makes me think of

12:32 <Knight_Dash> Jaaames Baxter

12:32 <ConfusionRift> I was so expecting that. :P

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12:35 <FruitNibbler> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep2rZTgnJho

12:35 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

12:35 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about James Baxter the Horse HD (Scenes)

12:36 <FruitNibbler> kinda like Cheese Sandwich

12:37 <ConfusionRift> What I find strange is that James looks like he runs on a faster frame.

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12:39 <FruitNibbler> I am rewatching Fight Club for the millionth time

12:40 <FruitNibbler> Still, there is something to be discovered

12:41 <ConfusionRift> And last one, pony related. https://www.dropbox.com/s/vmda5ajlr7kh8qb/Practice025-WIP1-plush.png?raw=1

12:41 <FruitNibbler> That one is real nice

12:43 <ConfusionRift> Yeah yeah yeah, did take some of the show stuff. So it's supposed to be kinda of an artifact, a gift from a very good friend of importance.

12:43 <FruitNibbler> There is nothing wrong to pay tribute to the shows you like

12:44 <FruitNibbler> It is not a theft

12:44 <ConfusionRift> I know, it's just that it's been done. Alas, these would have their own individual importance to each character.

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12:47 <FruitNibbler> I love the scene with soap making in Fight Club

12:50 <FruitNibbler> Firstly it showcases that you can find revenues everywhere if you look, on the other hand "selling people their fat butts back" is such a punny comment on the consumerism

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12:55 <ConfusionRift> Hehehe.

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13:01 <screenaholic> Yo.

13:02 <ConfusionRift> Hello there.

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13:09 <LunaticHell> I am bored. o3 o

13:09 <LunaticHell> oh hi screenaholic

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13:13 <Vulpor> hey screeny

13:13 <Vulpor> dont got allotta time

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13:13 <Vulpor> had to post something in another room

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13:18 <ConfusionRift> Then get a new one. :P

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13:37 <LunaticHell> I was so bored, that I cleaned the kitchen.

13:37 <LunaticHell> Related: Ladies, I'm still single. ;)

13:39 <FruitNibbler> Ladies on brony IRC chat...

13:40 <Finwe> D:

13:40 * FruitNibbler laughs himself to tears

13:40 <Finwe> Where?

13:40 * ConfusionRift puts on mustache. "...ladies." :{P

13:40 * Finwe hides behind LunaticHell.

13:40 <LunaticHell> Oh okay. o. ô

13:41 * LunaticHell snuggles a Finwe

13:43 <FruitNibbler> The very nature of "brony" community would suggest predominantly male audience, girls just don't have the need for such community to enjoy MLP

13:43 <ConfusionRift> There are some. But yeah, true. :P

13:46 <ConfusionRift> Tired at the moment. Gonna go to rest. See ya laters.

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14:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Comic: Celestia Helps Rarity / Pinkie Joke / Tanks for the Memories Deleted Scene / TBOI 63 / My Little Sterelis 2:37 [ http://tinyurl.com/nshv4jk ]

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14:09 <DataByte> i used to hide myself away from the cloudy skies of gray

14:09 <DataByte> i didn't laugh, i didn't know how.. but all that's behind me now!

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14:27 * LunaticHell laughs out loud

14:28 <LunaticHell> I found something funny that will scare the feathers out of many fillies.

14:29 <Knight_Dash> What is it?

14:29 <LunaticHell> CleverDerpy: *boop*

14:30 <LunaticHell> *ahem* I found the game "Pony World 3" on steam for sale, it's just as child friendly and innocent as it sounds.

14:30 <LunaticHell> And under "More like this" I found FNAF 2 and 3...

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14:31 <Knight_Dash> Seems legit.

14:32 <LunaticHell> Now this Pony World 3 will be sold over million times, let only 5% of those who bought this accidentally buy FNAF under the pretense that it looks "harmless enough".

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14:35 <LunaticHell> I just read a comment on fnaf 3 that makes it look like a dating sim...

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14:44 <DataByte> oh, my..

14:44 <DataByte> zoo tycoon meets sims and farmville

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14:47 <Thelema5> Hello, everypony.

14:48 <Knight_Dash> Hey, Thelema. :)

14:49 <Thelema5> Hi!

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14:49 <Thelema5> It's Monday again.  yay.

14:50 * Thelema5 goes to get some coffee

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15:02 <DataByte> somedays, i have really sensitive smelling..

15:02 <DataByte> and that doughnut on the other side of the office smells /so/ good :3

15:03 <Thelema5> What kind of doughnut?

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15:12 <Thelema5> Where, oh where, have all the ponies gone?

15:13 <Knight_Dash> Elsewhere.

15:14 <DataByte> work does things

15:14 <DataByte> things to work

15:15 <DataByte> oh, and i finished adding styling for mobile compatibility :D

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15:16 <DataByte> glazed doughnut, Thelema5

15:20 <Thelema5> Nice!

15:21 <ArchPegasusMichael> !link donut

15:21 <DerpyBot> http://derpibooru.org/646770

15:22 <ArchPegasusMichael> o.o

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15:22 <Thelema5> I'm getting very tired of being taken advantage of at work.  It seems as if most of my coworkers are too lazy and timid to complete routine tasks, so they just pass the work on to me because they know I won't argue.

15:23 <Knight_Dash> Timid?

15:24 <Thelema5> The boss is very, er, agressive and emotionally unstable, so most people try to avoid him if possible...

15:24 <Thelema5> So they'll come to me instead, and then I'll have to go to him.

15:26 <Thelema5> Which results in me getting yelled at for the other person's issues.  And then I'll have to go translate the yelling into coherant language for the other person.

15:26 <Thelema5> It's exhausting.

15:27 <ArchPegasusMichael> :I

15:27 * ArchPegasusMichael hugs Thelema5

15:27 <Thelema5> :)

15:27 <Knight_Dash> Ah. Yeah, I remember you mentioning your boss before.

15:28 <Thelema5> Thanks.

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15:50 <Knight_Dash> Welcome, Tirek, screenaholic and Sketchy_Sounds.

15:50 <screenaholic> Yo.

15:50 <Tirek> Greetings.

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15:53 <LunaticHell> Hello, Tirek, oh hi Sketchy_Sound.

15:56 <Knight_Dash> So, My Little Investigations. Curse whoever recommended it to me, because it's looking like it'll take an eternity for Case 2 to come out. I guess good things come to those who wait...

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16:01 <Cepheid> おはようー

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16:03 <Knight_Dash> Hey, Cepheid. Translation for those of us less linguistically talented?

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16:04 <Cepheid> Good Morning.

16:04 * Scherza rolls around Cepheid.

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16:07 <Cepheid> LunaticHell:  I'm aware of the Starbound update.  Working on upgrading the server now.

16:07 <LunaticHell> Cepheid: You are fast. o3o Also I build a metric ton of stuff, you gotta see the it. xD

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16:13 <Cepheid> Should be good to go, I think.  Give it a try, LunaticHell.

16:14 <LunaticHell> Cepheid: will do

16:15 <Cepheid> I'm sorry, but the Macho Man dragon replacer mod for Skyrim..

16:15 <Scherza> http://e-pon.deviantart.com/art/WINTER-IS-COMING-meme-version-529142315

16:15 <Cepheid> The skin on the dragon looks ridiculous, I admit.  But all the sound clips?

16:15 <Cepheid> They're perfectly chosen.

16:16 <LunaticHell> k, am there

16:16 <Ali> And how much did you pay for said mod? *shot*

16:17 <FruitNibbler> Just 75%, not that much

16:18 * Cepheid sighs.

16:18 <Cepheid> If it was a code-based mod, I wonder if it'd be alright to ask for monetary compensation then.

16:19 <Cepheid> Or would people still be in an uproar even then.

16:19 <LunaticHell> Cepheid: wanna join?

16:19 * Unixkitty raises a protest sign in her field which reads "No paying for mods" and proceeds to wave it around

16:20 <Cepheid> Just for a bit.  After which I gotta run.

16:20 <FruitNibbler> Cepheid, it is not about asking, it is about how much: 75% that Bethesda jacked it up for is just outrageous

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16:20 <FruitNibbler> CS mods with 30% of the cut Valve takes were never an issue

16:20 <LunaticHell> Cepheid: k

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16:24 <Scherza> I think, for mods, it'd be alright if it added content.

16:24 <Scherza> Otherwise, I probably wouldn't pay for it.

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16:25 <LunaticHell> Cepheid: I'm waiting. :P

16:26 <FruitNibbler> Pay mods are neither bad nor good, it is just more choice and reward for the creators; the issue is how we implement it

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16:28 <Cepheid> LunaticHell, sorry.

16:28 <Cepheid> My mother called and needed me to run around the house.

16:28 <LunaticHell> Aw ok, but do join lateron, okay?

16:28 <Cepheid> I'm working on it now.

16:29 <Cepheid> Scherza:  I think it's fine, even if the mod doesn't add "content" as in the case of say, the SKSE mods.

16:29 <Cepheid> Script Extender mods.

16:29 <Cepheid> They add functions for mod creators.  No actual content for the game users.

16:29 <Cepheid> But they take time and code to make those tools.

16:29 <Cepheid> Same thing applies to other mods that do similar things.

16:29 <Cepheid> Programmers have livelihoods too, ye know.

16:31 <FruitNibbler> Yes of course Cepheid, nopony argues that they don't need to be paid for their effort, it is more about how we make it happen so everypony is more or less happy

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16:31 <Unixkitty> I'd love to talk about this topic myself, but I'm rather certain it can easily become heated.

16:32 <Cepheid> Indeed.

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16:49 <Schism> Mmmm.

16:50 * Schism boops ZeroParadox with a slice of pizza. It's got ham, pineapple, sausage, mushrooms, and extra cheese.

16:50 * ZeroParadox noms slowly

17:04 <Thelema5> !log

17:04 <Unixkitty> http://logs.unixkitty.net/eqd/latest.log.html

17:08 <Knight_Dash> Looks like I missed a dream discussion. Darn, that would've been a good chance to share *my* interesting recent dream.

17:09 <FruitNibbler> Welp you can share it anyways

17:10 <Thelema5> What was your interesting dream about, Knight_Dash?

17:11 <Knight_Dash> Oh. Thank you for asking. Don't actually feel like it right now, though - but thanks. I might talk about it later.

17:13 <fyrepony> http://dm29.deviantart.com/art/No-More-Hibernation-529467634

17:14 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: SFM Tutorial: Material Overrides [ http://tinyurl.com/pucjs5n ]

17:14 <Thelema5> Okay!

17:18 <Thelema5> Interesting fact:  In the 17th century, Francesco Redi performed an experiment in which he removed the brain of a land-tortoise; the tortoise continued to live for more than six months following the proceedure.

17:19 <Scherza> Tank does not approve.

17:20 * Halcyon_Starlight attaches the Canon onto tank.

17:21 <LunaticHell> Thelema5: I bet they did the same with a lawyer with similar success..

17:21 * LunaticHell rimshots

17:22 <Thelema5> :p

17:22 <Thelema5> !link https://youtu.be/rS4JXnULUcs

17:22 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

17:22 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Hibernating Tortoise Unboxing!

17:23 <Thelema5> And I thought I was a slow riser.

17:24 <LunaticHell> I wonder what tank dreams about https://derpiboo.ru/883996

17:24 <LunaticHell> aw

17:25 <Thelema5> :p

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17:32 <Sleepai> Holy crap. In my state alone, today, there have been 128 new businesses registered :o

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17:34 <Thelema5> That's not so many.  I'll bet most of those businesses only exist on paper for legal reasons.

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17:36 <Thelema5> For instance, the company I work for is "owned" by 7 different LLC companies, but those all belong to the same 2 people; it's split up for tax, legal, liability and labor purposes.

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17:38 <Thelema5> Technically, none of those companies has a controlling interest in the assets; the owners each pull "management fees" from the paper LLC companies rather than drawing a salary or pulling profits from the buisinesses accounts.

17:40 <Thelema5> These sorts of schemes are rather common; I'd wager than less than a quarter of those 128 companies are actual businesses in the sense of moving or craeting goods or services.

17:40 <Thelema5> *creating

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17:45 <Knight_Dash> https://derpibooru.org/27676?scope=scpebfda67658bf7826588cac5181db9aca2198d8220

17:45 <Snapai> Yup, some of them are clearly parts of the same organization

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17:46 <Cepheid> Whoops.  Battery ran out of power.

17:46 <Snapai> Up to 138 now.

17:46 * Snapai is watching for his LLC filing to go through :B

17:46 <Thelema5> XD

17:47 <Thelema5> How long does it take?

17:47 <Snapai> 7-10 business days

17:47 * VinylScratch tumbles in!

17:48 <Snapai> That, I believe, includes postage time

17:48 <Snapai> It entered the mail last week. :p

17:49 <Thelema5> Well I hope it goes through soon!

17:49 <Snapai> In the meantime, I've been working on writing bylaws for the organization

17:51 <Snapai> ....and none of this really has much to do with the actual BUSINESS of the business: ie, getting clients and making money

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17:52 <Thelema5> Sounds like a lot of work.

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17:52 <Thelema5> Hi, VinylScratch!  Didn't see you tumble in.

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17:56 * Scherza puts a Laundry basket underneath VinylScratch.

17:56 * VinylScratch wargles and nurses a cup of brazillian steak noodles...hungryscratch! XD

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17:58 <Thelema5> Has anypony put together un updated timeline for the show following the running of the leaves in the latest episode?

17:59 <Thelema5> I mean, this gives us a new benchmark of annual happenings so we should be able to figure out more or less how much time has passed since Twilight moved to Ponyville.

17:59 * Nelly heard VinylScratch likes steak so they added steaks and a explosive charge to their steak noodles so they can steak their stakes while they steak.

17:59 <VinylScratch> xD

18:00 <Tirek> http://i.imgur.com/JDgQSIp.jpg

18:00 <Tirek> I ended up redrawing the mountains.

18:00 <Tirek> But the map is done, aside from the political stuff.

18:00 <Knight_Dash> Ooh, a map. What's that for?

18:01 <Nelly> :O

18:01 <Tirek> DnD.

18:01 <Tirek> Or rather, a GURPS game.

18:01 <Scherza> Why does it look like a face?

18:01 <Tirek> Coincidence.

18:02 <Thelema5> Who's got the map?  Tirek's got the map.  M to the A to you yeah that's right P, ain't no other pony got a map like T.

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18:02 * Scherza scratches head. Tilts at Thelema5.

18:03 <Thelema5> I don't see a face...

18:03 <Thelema5> Oh wait... is it in profile?

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18:06 <noahrapper> :)

18:06 <noahrapper> ;]

18:06 <Fall> Hellew

18:07 <noahrapper> :)

18:07 <Thelema5> Hi, noahrapper!  Welcome to a chat.

18:07 * Scherza waves.

18:07 <noahrapper> wlcom

18:07 <noahrapper> i luv fluttershy

18:07 <Nelly> oh roly?

18:07 <Fall> She's fourth-best.

18:07 <VinylScratch> o.o Well, she IS cute I guess

18:08 <Thelema5> She's a good pony, for sure!  One of the very best!

18:08 <noahrapper> i want that the mane 6 are real

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18:08 <Thelema5> Hmm.

18:08 <VinylScratch> Well okay then

18:08 *** Nelly is now known as Fluttershy`

18:08 <Fall> Now that was heartfelt.

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18:09 * Fluttershy` shys around and is shy and stuff.

18:09 <Tirek> Stop that.

18:09 <noahrapper> i want that the mane 6 are real

18:09 <Fall> Welcome back.

18:09 <noahrapper> fluttershy

18:09 <Thelema5> Wait, you mean they're NOT real?

18:09 * Thelema5 mind blown

18:10 <noahrapper> are the real then

18:10 <Fall> I'm sorry, Thelema5. We were trying to think of a gentle way to inform you.

18:10 * VinylScratch is the realest

18:10 <noahrapper> real

18:10 * Thelema5 rainbowdash sobs

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18:10 <Thelema5> :p

18:10 <noahrapper> can fluttershy come to my house than can i see its real

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18:11 <noahrapper> i luv her

18:11 <Thelema5> noahrapper, they are only real in the sense of being ficticious cartoon characters.

18:12 <noahrapper> ooooh

18:12 <noahrapper> ok

18:12 <Thelema5> noahrapper, are you a student?

18:12 <VinylScratch> Where are you from, better question

18:12 <noahrapper> no

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18:12 <noahrapper> holland

18:13 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Tanks for the Memories Now Available on iTunes and Google Play  [ http://tinyurl.com/n49j6d4 ]

18:13 <noahrapper> holland

18:13 <noahrapper> im dutch

18:13 <VinylScratch> S'okay, we got it the first time. XD

18:13 <noahrapper> 12 year

18:13 <Thelema5> Cindy Morrow has an OC named Bacon Sizzle?

18:13 <Thelema5> That's awesome.

18:14 <VinylScratch> That really is

18:14 <VinylScratch> this cast and crew, lol

18:14 <noahrapper> i go away i see you soon

18:14 <VinylScratch> Kk noahrapper

18:14 <Unixkitty> Sounds alluringly tasty.

18:14 <Fall> Come back soon, no_connection

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18:14 <Fall> Or that other similar guy

18:14 <VinylScratch> lol

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18:14 * VinylScratch teehees

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18:15 * Unixkitty stands up on VinylScratch's back and reaches over to boop Fall, hiding in the former mare's mane afterwards.

18:15 <Thelema5> https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/494720160846970880/T7ZRD6qH.jpeg

18:16 <Thelema5> Her twitter profile lists her as "Freelance Cartoon Writer and Bacon Enthusiast".   Heh.

18:16 * Fluttershy` sits on Fall and does java stuff.

18:16 * Fall is thoroughly confizzled

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18:17 <Cepheid> Thelema5:  Canadian, then.

18:17 <VinylScratch> Pffft

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18:17 <VinylScratch> you don't need to be canadian to specialise in bacon

18:18 <Cepheid> You can't be a bacon enthusiast and not a Canadian at the same time.

18:18 <Cepheid> It's not physically possible.

18:18 <Knight_Dash> That day, many red-blooded Muricans discovered to their utmost horror that they were secret Canadians all along.

18:19 <VinylScratch> then we too in Britain MUST be canadian. XD

18:19 <Knight_Dash> http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TomatoInTheMirror

18:19 <Cepheid> I said it's not physically possible.

18:19 <Unixkitty> Plot twist: everyone is Canadian

18:19 <Cepheid> So you're not bacon enthusiasts in Britian.

18:19 <Cepheid> You're just fakers.

18:19 * Fluttershy` loves that idea Unixkitty

18:19 * Unixkitty apologizes

18:19 <Fluttershy`> I have a friend in canada I've wanted to meat.

18:20 <Unixkitty> Sounds delicious, Fluttershy`

18:20 <Unixkitty> I mean

18:20 <VinylScratch> xD

18:20 * Unixkitty runs

18:20 <Fluttershy`> yeah I am not going to correct that typo

18:20 <Thelema5> :p

18:20 <VinylScratch> lol

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18:27 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Story: A&E: The Case of the Obsessive Compulsive Disorderer (Update Complete!)  [ http://tinyurl.com/mkwlv2q ]

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18:31 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Story Updates - April 27th  [ http://tinyurl.com/moffhc5 ]

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18:33 <fyrepony> http://mistydash.deviantart.com/art/No-singing-no-dancing-529397526

18:36 <Thelema5> Come for the pets.  Stay for the singing and dancing.

18:37 * CleverDerpy glomps Thelema5

18:38 <Thelema5> XD

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18:38 * CleverDerpy pets them and licks their face cutely

18:39 <Knight_Dash> https://derpibooru.org/71349?scope=scpeb6a9085aafafb398198382078f9377e6a140dfea

18:39 <CleverDerpy> hiya Knight_Dash

18:39 <Knight_Dash> Hey, CleverDerpy. :)

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18:40 <CleverDerpy> i would glomp you too

18:40 <Thelema5> Knight_Dash, there is a flaw in that image.

18:40 <CleverDerpy> but you'r a knight, full body armor is not easy to glomp

18:40 <Thelema5> Tia would never allow cake to remain uneaten.

18:40 <Knight_Dash> You're right!

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18:42 <Thelema5> Odd local news story of the day: A small herd of buffalo escaped from a ranch and stampeded through a town, damaging property and threatening lives.  Unfortunately, the entire herd had to be put down.

18:42 <CleverDerpy> this is why we can't have nice things

18:43 <Thelema5> Heh.

18:43 <Knight_Dash> That would be a miserable ending for Over a Barrel.

18:43 <Thelema5> AH ha ha ha

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18:43 * Double nuzzles CleverDerpy~

18:43 <noahrapper> ello

18:43 * CleverDerpy hugs Knight_Dash and shivvers

18:43 <Knight_Dash> ...but possibly a more historically accurate one.

18:43 <noahrapper> hello

18:43 <Raspbeguy_> hello

18:44 <CleverDerpy> your body armor is cold...

18:44 <Thelema5> Welcome back, noahrapper.

18:44 <LunaticHell> oh hi

18:44 * CleverDerpy nuzzles double back

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18:44 <noahrapper> is fluttershy here

18:44 <Double> Hey CleverDerpy

18:44 <LunaticHell> I haven't seen ya around, noahrapper, I'm the Lunatic, nice to meet cha.

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18:44 <Double> Knight_Dash! Protect me!

18:45 <CleverDerpy> prepare for trouble

18:45 <CleverDerpy> and make it _____

18:45 <LunaticHell> make it Double

18:45 <noahrapper> hello is flutters here

18:45 <VinylScratch> Uh, no...

18:45 <LunaticHell> I dunno, do a !seen

18:45 <LunaticHell> !seen `Fluttershy

18:45 <DerpyBot> LunaticHell: The last time I saw `Fluttershy was 2015-04-25 21:43:01 UTC

18:46 <Thelema5> I think he means the actual cartoon character.

18:46 <noahrapper> she is to shy to coem here

18:46 <LunaticHell> ...oh

18:46 <noahrapper> :(

18:46 <VinylScratch> noahrapper...uh, you are aware she's not real right?

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18:46 <Fall> There was a user Fluttershy here last time.

18:46 <noahrapper> but fluttershy in chat

18:46 <VinylScratch> There was, but that was nelly for a moment

18:46 <noahrapper> name

18:46 <VinylScratch> Or is nelly, lol

18:46 <Fluttershy`> ????

18:46 <noahrapper> oooh hello

18:47 <Fluttershy`> Hi

18:47 <LunaticHell> What the...

18:47 <CleverDerpy> weird...

18:47 <FruitNibbler> http://www.viralnova.com/smallest-animals-in-the-world/

18:47 <CleverDerpy> hey luni

18:47 <noahrapper> im a big fan of you  flutters

18:47 * VinylScratch just kinda...rolls with this for the moment.

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18:47 <CleverDerpy> i'm going fishing today

18:47 <CleverDerpy> wanna join me?

18:47 <LunaticHell> Fishing for...worms?

18:48 <noahrapper> i luv fluttershy

18:48 <CleverDerpy> no, gummy fish

18:48 <noahrapper> she is cute

18:48 <Raspbeguy> I love her too

18:48 <LunaticHell> I...eh...yeah, she is cute.

18:48 <Unixkitty> I'm pretty sure everyone here gets your point already, noahrapper.

18:48 <CleverDerpy> hiya Unixkitty

18:48 <noahrapper> rainbow and  dlutters are the most thAT BRONIES FAN OF

18:48 <Unixkitty> Hello CleverDerpy

18:48 <noahrapper> FLUTTERS

18:49 <LunaticHell> VinylScratch: This is rather painful to watch.

18:49 <VinylScratch> noahrapper...Please, just stop. o.o

18:49 <noahrapper> why

18:49 <noahrapper> what did i

18:49 <VinylScratch> Fluttershy is not the pony

18:50 <noahrapper> iyes that is that say i

18:50 <wobniaR> Fluttershy is worst pony

18:50 <LunaticHell> It's just a name someone took.

18:50 <Thelema5> O.O

18:50 <noahrapper> no best

18:50 * LunaticHell sighs

18:50 <Unixkitty> Are you honestly going to be explaining that this is a chat and people can have pretty much any nickname they like now

18:50 <LunaticHell> wobniaR: you had to, did you not?

18:50 * Thelema5 equalizes everypony!

18:50 <Fall> You use your keyboard to make words here.

18:51 <Unixkitty> wobniaR is just nerding around, LunaticHell

18:51 <VinylScratch> I have no idea what else to do. XD; seems harsh kickin' him...

18:51 <wobniaR> ^

18:51 <LunaticHell> Yeah, I guess.

18:51 <noahrapper> im a bronie from holland and im 12 years

18:51 <Thelema5> Ooooooh.

18:51 <noahrapper> and i luv america that have all toys

18:51 <LunaticHell> Oh holland, so you're a fellow european.

18:51 <VinylScratch> Exactly.

18:51 <noahrapper> i want that i was  a amirican

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18:52 <Thelema5> America isn't so bad sometimes.

18:52 <noahrapper> but 1 thing not gangsters

18:52 <ZeroParadox> Thelema5: heh

18:52 <Snapai> http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PuppeteerParasite - the description of Toxoplasmosis is fascinating o.o

18:52 <Snapai> (in the Real Life category)

18:52 <Thelema5> Isn't that a Radiohead song, Snapai?

18:53 <Snapai> I dunno

18:53 <noahrapper> i have a friend on school and he is a bronie

18:53 <noahrapper> AND I

18:53 <Snapai> It's a mind-altering parasite tho'

18:53 <noahrapper> EXACTLY

18:53 <Snapai> Mostly in rodents, makes them attracted to cats.

18:53 <LunaticHell> That is so very nice, to have a fellow brony friend.

18:54 <noahrapper> YES

18:54 <noahrapper> I WANT MORE BRONIE FRIENDS

18:54 * DerpyBot covers her ears with her hooves to block out noahrapper's shouting

18:54 <LunaticHell> Could you please not make all letters big?

18:54 <Snapai> "the parasite may change the personality of infected humans, making men more aggressive and less fearful, while making women kinder and more promiscuous. It also doubles or triples the chances of getting into a car accident. It is suspected that between 30 and 60 percent of the population of the world is infected"

18:54 <noahrapper> SORRY

18:54 * DerpyBot stands behind noahrapper, glowering

18:54 <wobniaR> Rekt incoming

18:55 <Raspbeguy> It reminds me a level in the game Limbo

18:55 <Thelema5> noahrapper, the better approach to winning over new friends is to not type all in caps.

18:55 <LunaticHell> Yeah stop right now, do not write another line in all big letters.

18:55 <noahrapper> what noscope derpybot

18:55 <Fall> Don't use all-caps, noahrapper, or Derpybot will kick you out.

18:55 *** Fall is now known as FallenSilent

18:55 <VinylScratch> ^

18:55 <noahrapper> get rekt

18:55 * ZeroParadox gets rekt

18:55 <Unixkitty> Aww, did you not want them to find out on their own, FallenSilent?

18:55 * VinylScratch just...raises eyebrow

18:55 <LunaticHell> He is 12 years old and from holland, I think it would be wise to use simpler terms.

18:56 <Raspbeguy> please stay polite young boy

18:56 * Unixkitty takes one of Cloud_Zephyr|Away's airhorns and uses it on wobniaR

18:56 <LunaticHell> hehehe

18:56 <noahrapper> i dont can  translate all words what you and you and you say

18:57 <noahrapper> and you

18:57 <noahrapper> lo

18:57 <noahrapper> l

18:57 <noahrapper> o

18:57 <noahrapper> l

18:57 <Raspbeguy> That's a problem, it's an english speaking channel

18:57 <Unixkitty> Pleas don't do that, noahrapper.

18:57 <Unixkitty> Please*

18:57 <VinylScratch> Ugh

18:57 <noahrapper> ok

18:57 <noahrapper> :D

18:57 <LunaticHell> Do not make too many lines too quickly.

18:57 <ZeroParadox> Why do you ops subject yourself to suffering o3o

18:57 <noahrapper> i want a fluttershy pluche

18:58 <VinylScratch> noahrapper....we're entirely english based.. Perhaps you need to find a better room for your chat purposes

18:58 <VinylScratch> preferably one more native.

18:58 <Raspbeguy> and with more friends from your age, who knows

18:59 <noahrapper> but i dont no a dutch chat room

18:59 <noahrapper> for bronies

18:59 <Raspbeguy> I'm sure there exists some dutch rooms

18:59 <wobniaR> Because they're responsible adults ZeroParadox, unlike me

19:00 <ZeroParadox> o3o No.

19:00 <noahrapper> ok but i liek it hhere

19:00 <noahrapper> here

19:00 <noahrapper> like

19:00 <noahrapper> sorry

19:00 <LunaticHell> noahrapper: best thing I could find https://www.facebook.com/pages/Dutch-Bronies/164671866941793

19:00 <noahrapper> thanks

19:00 <Raspbeguy> noahrapper: take a look here http://bronies.nl/news.php?default.0.21

19:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: REMIXIN: In Our Town (Eurotopia Mix) / Friendship Through The Ages (Club Mix) / Battle! ~ [Monty & Gato Cover] [ http://tinyurl.com/p7jm36s ]

19:01 <noahrapper> ok

19:01 <Unixkitty> LunaticHell, facebook? For 12 year olds? You are so evil.

19:01 <Raspbeguy> Thanks DerpyBot

19:01 <LunaticHell> Thank you, I do my worst. ;)

19:01 <Unixkitty> Tirek would be so not proud.

19:01 <Unixkitty> Or would he?

19:02 <LunaticHell> He would be so un-happy.

19:02 <Raspbeguy> Tirek isn't a good villain

19:02 <LunaticHell> Because that's good, isn't it?

19:02 <LunaticHell> Well duh, he's an evil villian.

19:02 <Raspbeguy> you know what I mean

19:02 <LunaticHell> :P

19:03 <LunaticHell> also: you found exactly the same page as did I.

19:04 <Raspbeguy> not difficult to find

19:04 <Raspbeguy> first result in google

19:05 <LunaticHell> VinylScratch: hey, wanna see my favorite cartoon OP currently?

19:05 <VinylScratch> Suuure

19:05 <Raspbeguy> yep

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19:05 <ZeroParadox> "no"

19:06 <Fluttershy`> Hmmmm

19:06 <LunaticHell> !link https://youtu.be/zlw6l9v7FYc

19:06 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

19:06 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Avengers - Earth's Mightiest Heroes - Intro with lyrics

19:06 <LunaticHell> What? I am into superhero stories~ *giggle*

19:06 *** Unixkitty changes topic to 'Welcome to EquestriaDaily! This is an ALL-AGES channel. | GUIDE: http://derpy.me/EqDRules | Type !list to download episodes | No fun allowed.'

19:07 <wobniaR> Fun?

19:07 <Raspbeguy> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2SFtjuPkiw

19:07 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

19:07 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Avengers Re-enacted by Ponies

19:08 <Raspbeguy> thanks DerpyBot, you're so useful

19:08 <LunaticHell> Fun!

19:09 <Thelema5> Fun, fun!

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19:12 <Tirek> What did you say about me, Raspbeguy?

19:12 <Cepheid> Right, so I'm gonna go see about getting another surgery done.  Whee.

19:12 <Raspbeguy> :)

19:13 <Tirek> I will have you know I commanded legions of draconic abominations, and a powerful, nigh-omnipotent corrupting magic.

19:13 <Raspbeguy> It's not fair, each time you speak about a MLP character, there is a nick for that

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19:13 <Raspbeguy> And I know, nick is a nick too

19:14 <Tirek> I nearly reshaped the world in my horrifying image, a hell to end the world!

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19:14 <Scherza> Meh. Every villain has done that.

19:14 <Tirek> Perhaps in FiM.

19:15 <Scherza> You're the strongest, but mysteriously the least scary.

19:15 <Tirek> I'm offended.

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19:15 <Raspbeguy> indeed, and the less catching one

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19:16 <Scherza> Well, with the exception of NMM. But NMM can get really creepy really quickly.

19:16 <Scherza> ... because she can literally enact the horror of Room 101.

19:17 <Raspbeguy> Chrysalis best villain

19:17 <Tirek> Actually, she's one of the worst.

19:17 <Scherza> Ehh.

19:17 <Snapai> Chrysalis best villainous laugh?

19:17 <Tirek> Below Sombra, above Tirek.

19:17 <Snapai> It's like a cute little hiccup XD

19:17 <Scherza> Chrysalis is more fun to play with.

19:18 <Scherza> Especially if you have a Discord at Large.

19:18 <Thelema5> I think Starlight Glimmer has the potential to be more dangerous than any other villian.

19:18 <Raspbeguy> She is really adorable when you know her

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19:19 <Scherza> Starlight Glimmer + Lord Tirek = !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

19:19 <Raspbeguy> I talked about Chryssi of course

19:19 <Scherza> Actually, they'd just fight each other.

19:19 <Raspbeguy> I think we will heard about Starlight again

19:19 <Scherza> And Tirek would stawm her out.

19:20 <Scherza> *Stomp

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19:20 <Thelema5> Dangerous idealogies have historically killed millions more people than dangeous creatures.

19:20 <LunaticHell> Antman SO needs his own movie.

19:20 <VinylScratch> But...he is

19:21 <LunaticHell> Yeah he doesn't sound like much, but he's awesome.

19:21 <VinylScratch> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEVE3KSKQ0o :P

19:21 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

19:21 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Ant-Man Official Teaser Trailer #1 (2015) - Paul Rudd Marvel Movie HD

19:21 <LunaticHell> Oh that...I didn't know.

19:21 <VinylScratch> x3

19:21 <Raspbeguy> What is Ant Man ?

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19:22 <LunaticHell> A super hero.

19:22 <VinylScratch> Marvel Hero

19:22 <VinylScratch> to be a little more precise

19:22 <Scherza> The biggest hero and the smallest one.

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19:22 <Raspbeguy> like Deadpool?

19:22 <LunaticHell> Originally he only had the power to shrink, but by upgrading his technology, he also gained the power to grow.

19:23 <VinylScratch> Deadpool is also having his own movie, of course

19:23 <Raspbeguy> I see

19:23 <Raspbeguy> yes of course

19:23 <Knight_Dash> "There's a -man for that"

19:23 <Knight_Dash> Superhero comics

19:23 <LunaticHell> Ant Man can grow up to 55 feet.

19:23 <Raspbeguy> Didn't know him

19:23 <LunaticHell> And there is a scintific reason why it's 55 feet, too. ;)

19:24 <Raspbeguy> sorry guys, I've got to eat

19:24 <VinylScratch> The trailer for Antman is pretty badflank

19:24 <LunaticHell> Wanna know the reason, vinyl? ^^

19:24 <VinylScratch> xD

19:24 <VinylScratch> Because Antman? :P

19:25 <Scherza> Any taller and he couldn't breathe?

19:25 <LunaticHell> Nope.

19:25 * Fluttershy` lobs Freakazoid at VinylScratch

19:25 * VinylScratch lobs the brain at Fluttershy`

19:25 <LunaticHell> At the theorethical high of 55 feet, the femoral bone would be too havy to support it's own weight.

19:25 <LunaticHell> heavy*

19:26 <LunaticHell> It would collapse onto itself.

19:26 * Fluttershy` flutters over to catch the big headed mouse before it goes kersplat. "Oh my."

19:26 <LunaticHell> The femoral bone is known to be the single most stable bone in the body, it can carry up to 1.25 tons.

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19:27 <LunaticHell> ...the femoral bone is the upper bone in your leg, to make it clear.

19:28 <LunaticHell> ...yes I did read a book on scince in comic books.

19:28 <LunaticHell> VinylScratch: It had intresting things to say about Ironman. ;)

19:29 <VinylScratch> xD

19:29 <Scherza> The sheer amount of energy it would require to make him fly...

19:29 <LunaticHell> Exactly.

19:29 <Scherza> He'd probably get cooked on the inside of his suit.

19:29 <LunaticHell> Or his repulsor rays...

19:29 <Scherza> Actual: his enemies fly back. Realistic: HE flies back.

19:29 <LunaticHell> His earliest incarnation explained it with magnetic stuff.

19:30 <Scherza> Enemies have a burned moustache.

19:30 <LunaticHell> Using reversed magetism to fend off bullets? yeah, right.

19:30 <Scherza> Bullets aren't magnetic.

19:30 <LunaticHell> Exactly.

19:30 <Scherza> Well, that's not true. MOST bullets aren't magnetic.

19:31 <LunaticHell> I know, there are exceptions to the rule.

19:31 <Scherza> But if your ink has iron in it, your bullet points would be. ;p

19:31 <LunaticHell> xD

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19:31 <LunaticHell> Spiderman's entry in the book was very insightful, too.

19:31 <Scherza> Which could lead to some humourous 'superpowered bullet-repulsion' scenes.

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19:32 <LunaticHell> You do know how Spiderman lost his first gf, Scherza?

19:32 <Scherza> Tries to deflect a bullet, gets a piece of paper stuck to it. Then gets shot.

19:32 <Scherza> Wasn't it because he never paid any attention to her?

19:32 <LunaticHell> Nope.

19:32 <Scherza> Kept vanishing all the time? No? Then do tell.

19:32 <LunaticHell> She fell from a building and he caught her at her ankle with a web.

19:32 <VinylScratch> lol

19:32 <LunaticHell> You do know what happened next, right?

19:33 <VinylScratch> Much internal trauma

19:33 <Cepheid> Slammed into the building?

19:33 <LunaticHell> I just say "oh snap".

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19:33 <Cepheid> Or lots of bone breakage and glorious physics?

19:33 <LunaticHell> She broke her neck.

19:33 <Scherza> O.o

19:33 <Scherza> Not what I was expecting to hear.

19:34 <Scherza> *cough* nor what sony puts in their movies.

19:34 * LunaticHell nods

19:34 <Cepheid> I never knew killing people was such a snap.

19:34 * Scherza takes a party cannon, and shoots Cephy.

19:34 <LunaticHell> Intrestingly enough he DID learn from this mistake.

19:35 <LunaticHell> When Mary Jane fell down a building, he actually let himself fall near her, thus gaining her momentum, to stop her more slowly, over time.

19:36 * Cepheid is shot with a party cannon.

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19:36 * Cepheid parties by dancing to Rama Lama Ding Dong.

19:36 <Cepheid> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VolD4IGuXTg This remix of it, in particular.

19:36 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Dj Alex Kea - Ramalama Ding Dong (Topless Remix)

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19:37 <LunaticHell> Scherza: Yup, the writers of the stories did actual mind physics.

19:37 <Scherza> Spidey. <3

19:37 <LunaticHell> Stan Lee <3

19:37 <Scherza> Wait, they wrote it using telekinesis?

19:37 <LunaticHell> pft :P

19:37 * Scherza snickers. Mind physics.

19:38 <DataByte> anyone having trouble with bandcamp right now?

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19:38 <DataByte> tried from 2 different browsers and 2 ISPs, still won't allow me to download

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19:38 <LunaticHell> Scherza: who's the man?

19:39 <LunaticHell> Vinyl: Whoooo's the man?

19:39 <LunaticHell> !link https://youtu.be/-Pa8QdMGym0

19:39 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

19:39 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about The Man

19:40 <LunaticHell> ALL my respect for the man!

19:40 <init3> Haha

19:41 <Thelema5> XD

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19:41 * DataByte pounces DinkyDoo, applies noogies

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19:42 <DinkyDoo> AGHG!

19:42 <DataByte> Welcome to the chat!

19:42 <DataByte> this is where it's at! ;)

19:42 <DinkyDoo> Hmm

19:42 <Thelema5> Have a party hat!

19:43 <Fall> And a party AK47!

19:43 <DinkyDoo> Oh and the fic lost got a happy reader finally!

19:43 * VinylScratch falls off the chair

19:43 <Fall> They're cheaper than party cannons.

19:43 <VinylScratch> New...new FNAF  image on Scottgames.com

19:43 <DataByte> dinky needs help with rhyme, so i like to give him a hard time ;)

19:43 * DinkyDoo takes the hat and dances off into the sunset

19:43 <Fall> Well, it HAS been at least ten minutes since the last FNAF game.

19:44 <VinylScratch> xD

19:46 <Knight_Dash> https://derpibooru.org/152028?scope=scpeb6a9085aafafb398198382078f9377e6a140dfea

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19:47 <init3> HAHA

19:47 <Thelema5> :p

19:47 *** Cepheid is now known as Cephethinking

19:47 <LunaticHell> DataByte: I can see you like to rhyme, but thse words arn't worth a dime, the syllables don't even match, yours was a truely weakly catch.

19:47 * LunaticHell derps intensefies at DataByte

19:48 <DinkyDoo> Wow

19:49 <DinkyDoo> Lol LunaticHell data is 200 times beter at it than I am!

19:49 <DinkyDoo> My attempts we're dismal

19:49 * LunaticHell pets DinkyDoo

19:50 * DinkyDoo leans into petting and snuggles

19:50 <DataByte> syllables rarely need to be equal, as long as the sound isn't feeble

19:51 <DataByte> but i digress, i can hardly be called the best :P

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19:51 <Cephethinking> Depends on the type of rhyme.

19:51 <LunaticHell> There are many ways to write a rhyme, practice well, find one to call "mine".

19:52 <DataByte> with practice it gets better, just have to be a go-getter

19:52 <DataByte> that one sounded bad.. a better rhyme i wish i had

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19:55 <LunaticHell> Read out loud, before you post - or you won't stand the chance of a ghost~

19:55 <DataByte> took you long enough.. you made that seem tough :P

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19:55 * LunaticHell makes spooky noises

19:56 <LunaticHell> Once I got into the zone, your rhymes won't need to feel alone. xP

19:57 <LunaticHell> Only every second line makes sense, I submit, at least it's fun to read, isn't it?

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19:58 <TimidClef> FNAF4, #gethype

19:58 <DARK> hello =)

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20:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: PMV: Energy  [ http://tinyurl.com/lxfhw6j ]

20:02 <Tirek> So, just for fun

20:02 <Tirek> I'm looking at the Voynich Manuscript.

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20:04 <LunaticHell> https://derpibooru.org/654855

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20:04 * LunaticHell has his mind blown

20:05 <LunaticHell> VinylScratch: hey, I found something funny for you to use.

20:06 <LunaticHell> Next time you make a mod-ly decission, change to your Luna nick and add this: https://derpibooru.org/884169

20:06 <LunaticHell> That be punny

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20:10 <Scherza> Hah. Just did a benchmark. The average framerate is higher than my maximum.

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20:13 <Knight_Dash> https://derpibooru.org/195915?scope=scpeb6a9085aafafb398198382078f9377e6a140dfea

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20:14 <Thelema5> Voynich Manuscript, oh right.  The mysterious herbal.

20:15 <Thelema5> Did they ever figure that thing out, Tirek?

20:15 <Tirek> Nope.

20:15 <Cephethinking> For what, Scherza?

20:15 <Tirek> But its freely available on the internet in PDF format.

20:15 <Tirek> It seems to be a codex on medicinal herbs and astronomy.

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20:16 <Tirek> The thing is, a lot of the plants in the codex don't even remotely look like anything that occurs naturally on Earth.

20:17 <Tirek> So, a lot of people speculate it's a huge hoax, or

20:17 <DataByte> an alternate dimension!

20:17 <Tirek> In xkcd's case, a DM's guide for a 15th century table top roleplaying game.

20:17 <DataByte> hahaha

20:17 <DataByte> yep

20:18 <Tirek> Other theories include that the person who wrote it and illustrated it simply wrote stream-of-consciousness.

20:18 <Tirek> Or that Voynich himself wrote it.

20:19 <Iks> voynich?

20:19 <Iks> like that weird ancient text?

20:19 <Tirek> Wilfred Voynich

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20:19 <Thelema5> That is the topic, Iks.

20:19 <Thelema5> :p

20:19 <Iks> oh... i only know the voynich manuscripts

20:19 <Tirek> It's not that ancient, incidentally. Its dated between 1300 and 1500 A.D.

20:20 <Tirek> The Voynich Manuscript is named after Wilfred Voynich, whom spent a good portion of his life trying to translate the book.

20:20 <Tirek> Obviously, he failed.

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20:20 <Iks> i know of an old german dude who claims to be able to translate it

20:20 <Thelema5> I suspect it's the product of some mad monk holed up in a scriptorium for a couple of years too long.

20:21 <DinkyDoo> I'm off to write chapter 3

20:21 <Iks> he made a good case but then went off the rails

20:21 <DinkyDoo> Cya everyone

20:21 <Thelema5> Bye!

20:21 * TimidClef pokes his head in

20:21 <TimidClef> The Voynich Manuscript, huh? I'm not saying it's aliens but...

20:21 <DataByte> Ponies!

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20:21 * Thelema5 manefluffles TimidClef's head

20:21 <Iks> thats kinda what the guy says... that we came from space and so on

20:21 * TimidClef wiggles

20:22 <Tirek> Oh god, him.

20:22 <Tirek> No, I think the Voynich Manuscript is human made.

20:22 <Iks> it is human made

20:22 <Knight_Dash> As a member of the Illuminati, I can confirm that the Voynich Manuscript isn't real. Also, there is no Illuminati.

20:22 <Iks> he didnt say aliens wrote it

20:23 <Tirek> The script in the book definitely resembles human text, it's just that its in some code that has yet to be decyphered.

20:23 <Scherza> Ah, this was for FFXIV 3.0, Cephy.

20:23 <DinkyDoo> Your a pretty active figment of my imagination then knight

20:23 <TimidClef> It would be unusual for it to be a record of some other home for humanity, since it's written on 5th century vellum, heh

20:23 <Iks> well the guy claims he deciphered parts of it... ehrhard landmann or somesuch

20:24 <TimidClef> "Humans came from an alien planet originally. They just didn't bother to write the manuscript down until they'd been here for several thousand years

20:24 <Thelema5> TimidClef, how about it's an alien trapped in 15th century europe writing an account of the plants native to his home planet for posterity...

20:24 <TimidClef> That'd be more likely

20:25 <Scherza> The game needs better texture filtering.

20:25 <TimidClef> Or even interdimensional travel

20:25 <DinkyDoo> —.— and I'm a pretty Princess Thelema5

20:25 <Iks> its not aliens who wrote it ffs

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20:25 <Thelema5> :p

20:25 <Scherza> Or, if I could use TXAA in tandem with the FXAA.

20:25 <Thelema5> !link Tsoukalosy

20:26 <Iks> anyway that guy wrote a little book in the 80s i think demonstrating that quite a lot of the mayan language is very close to old germanic

20:26 <DerpyBot> Twilight says she doesn't have anything in the library about that

20:26 <TimidClef> Iks, my point is that according to carbon dating, the material on which it was written is from 400 CE or thereabouts. Humans had been around for a long time by that point

20:26 <Thelema5> Iks, he must be with the illuminati.

20:26 <DataByte> that wouldn't surprise me, really, Iks...

20:26 <Iks> well it was interesting back in the days when i read a lot about this new age stuff

20:27 <TimidClef> So if he's saying that humans came from some other world originally it would be really, really odd because it meant that they waited like, almost a millennium before bothering to write anything down (or at least in some manner that survived)

20:27 <Iks> listened to tons of coasttocoast am

20:27 <DataByte> so much of the ancient world makes no sense if you don't think that they traveled often

20:27 <Cephethinking> I should check out FF14.

20:27 <Cephethinking> But I don't have the time.

20:27 <TimidClef> Asian cultures were in the United States long before the vikings

20:27 <Scherza> That game is a major timesink.

20:27 <Scherza> Good MMO. Still an MMO.

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20:27 <wobniaR> Illuminati confirmed

20:27 <Iks> agyptians were also in the americas long before

20:27 <VinylScratch> Cephe: When you do have the time, we should meet up in someplace. XD

20:28 <Scherza> Vinyl, which server are you on, anyways?

20:28 <Thelema5> TimidClef, this was of course a few millenia after the time of the Shoggoths

20:28 * VinylScratch has a few characters around eorzea, can't remember them all.

20:28 <Vulpor> Hey everyone

20:28 <Thelema5> Hi, Vulpor!

20:28 <Fluttershy`> helllo

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20:28 <Vulpor> What's good in the hood

20:28 <Scherza> Vinyl, lol.

20:29 <Vulpor> Hey Thelema

20:29 <Vulpor> and Fluttershy and everyone else

20:29 <TimidClef> "That is not dead which can eternal lie." So politicians, then.

20:29 <TimidClef> They can eternally lie :D

20:29 <Vulpor> Zing!

20:29 <Vulpor> lol

20:29 <Scherza> Well, for getting into XIV, now is the time. There's enough time to pull some classes up to 50 and through the story for expansion.

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20:30 <User_153> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=464447817051580&set=gm.774034409370526&type=1

20:30 <Knight_Dash> Derpibooru has 252 images with the "princess skyla" tag, and only 31 with the "leon" tag.

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20:30 <Knight_Dash> This is an injustice

20:31 <VinylScratch> I've got about 50+ days in sub, I'm invested alright. :p

20:32 <Tirek> Apparently, in 2011, some religious nut claimed to have translated the manuscript. He said that the book was written by someone who never learned how to read, and that the symbols are meant to represent syllables.

20:32 <Tirek> I don't buy it.

20:32 <Tirek> Obviously because he claims that God told him how to translate it.

20:33 <Tirek> In 2014, though, someone managed to make a partial translation.

20:34 <Tirek> By trying to find named objects in the book, like constellations or calendar names and constellation names.

20:35 <Vulpor> It is official guys Sillent Hills is cancled

20:36 <TimidClef> Yup

20:36 <TimidClef> You can't spell "Konami" without "stupid"

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20:39 <VinylScratch> It gets even better

20:39 <VinylScratch> http://www.vg247.com/2015/04/27/konami-delists-itself-from-new-york-stock-exchange/

20:39 <Fluttershy`> Why would they do that?

20:40 <Ethera> Downsizing maybe.

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20:44 <Thelema5> They were probably afraid of stock prices plummeting following the Silent Hill announcement.

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20:44 * Thelema5 boops a Pony

20:45 * Fluttershy` scrunchies.

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20:45 <fyrepony> its not like konami has made anything since 2000 anyway

20:45 <Scherza> Hm. wonder if any other companies would buy up the assets if they do tank.

20:45 <fyrepony> they should kill company

20:45 <VinylScratch> Silent Hill falls, Freddy Fazbears Pizzaria rises from the ashes.

20:45 * VinylScratch giggles

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20:46 <fyrepony> konami was huge on ps1

20:46 <fyrepony> after that nothing

20:46 <VinylScratch> Noooot really

20:46 <fyrepony> they made gold simulators

20:46 <fyrepony> *golf

20:46 <VinylScratch> a little game called Metal Gear Solid 2, 3, 4

20:47 <VinylScratch> and other things

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20:56 <Jmygamers> Hello.

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20:56 <Jmygamers> Well im gonna die...

20:56 <Jmygamers> XD this thing is weird!

20:56 <Jmygamers> http://www.scottgames.com/?_sm_byp=iVVQcVDSNHcsDRHR

20:56 <Knight_Dash> https://derpibooru.org/257093?scope=scpeb6a9085aafafb398198382078f9377e6a140dfea

20:57 <Jmygamers> Now this will be pretty slow too connect probably. And might time out but thats because how many people are on the website!

21:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Comic: Sleep Talk / Peliharaan / Business 7 / Find Yourself 106 / Seeds of Darkness 94 / Confrontation 3-4 [ http://tinyurl.com/pnyh92y ]

21:01 <Jmygamers> ...

21:01 <Jmygamers> Well it got quite.

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21:07 <Thelema5> Quite what?

21:08 <CocoPommel> !link Fluttershy

21:08 <DerpyBot> https://derpibooru.org/761764

21:08 <VinylScratch> Quiet. :p

21:09 <CocoPommel> !link Fluttershy

21:09 <DerpyBot> https://derpiboo.ru/500659

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21:10 <CocoPommel> !link Cocoshy

21:10 <DerpyBot> Twilight says she doesn't have anything in the library about that

21:10 <CocoPommel> !link Coco

21:10 <DerpyBot> http://derpibooru.org/525710

21:10 <LunaticHell> oh hi coco

21:10 <ArcherSlamBam> Yeah, the ScottGames site is a little weirder - it's got a lot of 8's and 7's, in reference to the mysterious "Bite of '87" incident.

21:11 <CocoPommel> Hi

21:11 * CocoPommel waves

21:11 * Unixkitty rather nonchalantly flops on LunaticHell's back, murrs and proceeds to do... absolutely nothing.

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21:12 <CocoPommel> !link prim hemline

21:12 <DerpyBot> http://derpibooru.org/525710

21:12 * LunaticHell looks at Unixkitty and derps

21:12 <VinylScratch> A release date for halloween, a look at the new animatronic, and the 87 stuff...he's still got it. XD

21:12 <Thunder_Dust> I wonder what would happen if one or more legit source files for an episode of MLP were released.

21:13 <LunaticHell> A release date for what?

21:13 <Thunder_Dust> I mean like one of the flash files, like a .fla or swf.

21:13 <ArcherSlamBam> A...new FNaF?

21:13 <Unixkitty> Probably legal issues, Thunder_Dust.

21:14 <VinylScratch> Yep

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21:14 <LunaticHell> But...but...*head breaks*

21:14 <ArcherSlamBam> VinylScratch: Also, what new Animatronic?

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21:14 <VinylScratch> You went to his site, right?

21:14 <VinylScratch> the freddy there is the new animatronic

21:14 <LunaticHell> I did not.

21:14 <VinylScratch> Not you.

21:14 <ArcherSlamBam> Yeah, it's completely broken right now. :P

21:14 <VinylScratch> Haaaang on

21:14 <LunaticHell> Yes, not me.

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21:15 <VinylScratch> https://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/600x400q90/538/kwSkyV.jpg - ...The new nightmare.

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21:15 <LunaticHell> I wanted to ask the same question.

21:15 <LunaticHell> Welp, there goes my sleep.

21:15 <Thunder_Dust> Maybe long after the show is over, the original pitch pilot for Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog and a LOT of it's animation cels were released after it's more or less timely end.

21:16 <Unixkitty> People get both excited and scared by that?

21:16 <VinylScratch> Of course they do

21:16 <ArcherSlamBam> Ok, even if I do take it with a considerable grain of salt...it's f*yay*ing terrifying.

21:16 <VinylScratch> the background info is a huge part of why

21:16 <Unixkitty> That would explain it for me I suppose.

21:17 <LunaticHell> So I thought fnaf 3 resolved the plot.

21:17 <VinylScratch> It resolve part of it

21:17 <VinylScratch> but evidently there's still more left to tell

21:17 <VinylScratch> also we have the WB movie to look forward to. :3

21:17 <LunaticHell> Which ending is now the "real" one?

21:17 <LunaticHell> Canon*

21:18 <VinylScratch> iunno - I'm not sure anythings changed yet

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21:19 <LunaticHell> Also I'm asking myself when those minigames take place.

21:19 <LunaticHell> took*

21:19 <LunaticHell> will have taken*

21:19 <LunaticHell> ...tempus is confusing.

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21:21 <ArcherSlamBam> SH!T, ok, the site actually loaded, it's an official image, I am sorry to have doubted you, VinylScratch!

21:21 * VinylScratch takes a bow.

21:21 <VinylScratch> also language

21:22 <VinylScratch> Release date of halloween - an appropriate time.

21:22 <Tirek> That means the games probably already done.

21:22 <Thunder_Dust> If anyone's intrested, I'm making a flash series called "The Adventures of Sam and Tracey"

21:23 <LunaticHell> I won't play this game, either.

21:24 <LunaticHell> I already got nightmares from watching let's plays.

21:24 <LunaticHell> ...I'm easy to scare...don't judge me. >.<

21:24 <ArcherSlamBam> Well, I can say that...

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21:24 * ArcherSlamBam Now your nightmare comes to life~

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21:26 <LunaticHell> D:

21:26 <LunaticHell> https://derpibooru.org/876127 huh...well that's new.

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21:32 <init3> Huh

21:33 <init3> I'll bet she'll be the center of attention at the Gala with her rockin' stories.

21:35 <LunaticHell> https://derpibooru.org/758739 Want nibble.

21:36 <init3> D'aww

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21:54 <Cephecoding> Code to parse the text file and put it into a map of lists, 42 lines.  Code to transform that map of lists to another map of lists, 6 lines.

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22:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Drawfriend Stuff #1513 - Hippogriffs Vs. Griffons [ http://tinyurl.com/jvwpc2l ]

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22:02 <Raspbeguy> Someone could tell me why each time I connect, a "Raspbeguy_" nick appears ?

22:02 <DinkyDoo> ??

22:03 <Raspbeguy> I don't understand that

22:03 <DinkyDoo> No idea

22:03 <Raspbeguy> like if I tried to connect twice, but I don't

22:03 * DinkyDoo gasps!

22:04 <Nilak> You're ghosting

22:04 <DinkyDoo> Its your evil twin!!

22:04 <DataByte> A GHOST!

22:04 <Raspbeguy> look

22:04 * DataByte hides under DinkyDoo's tail

22:05 <DinkyDoo> But I'm pretty small DataByte at best you get your face  hidden and that's it.

22:05 <DataByte> i can't see them, they can't see me!

22:05 * LunaticHell boops DinkyDoo

22:06 <LunaticHell> !link https://youtu.be/czSQSR0wp-4

22:06 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

22:06 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Cri If U Cri Evrytiem...On the Inside

22:06 <Raspbeguy> Crap, before I could ghost this fake nick, but now I cant

22:06 * DinkyDoo honks

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22:07 <Raspbeguy> I managed to ghost Raspbeguy_, but it will appear back

22:07 <LunaticHell> Well you could always go with Raspbegirl as alternate.

22:08 <Raspbeguy> If only :)

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22:08 * Nelly genderbends LunaticHell and runs off, laughing maniacally towards the heavens.

22:08 <LunaticHell> Well if it was for Heartbreak and her gend...

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22:08 *** LunaticHell is now known as LunaticMare

22:08 <LunaticMare> ...huh...that is a thing.

22:09 <LunaticMare> A thing that happend.

22:09 <Finwe> o3o

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22:09 <LunaticMare> A thing happend.

22:09 <Finwe> Mr LunaticMare.

22:09 * Finwe doffs hat.

22:09 <LunaticMare> Appearenty Ms LunaticMare, thanks.

22:10 <Raspbeguy> My evil ghost is back

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22:10 * LunaticMare snuggles a Finwe

22:10 <Nelly> Raspbeguy are you on a phone?

22:10 <LunaticMare> That may have fealt a bit arkward now.

22:10 <Raspbeguy> No

22:10 * Finwe hugs a LunaticMare.

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22:10 <Nelly> Are you using a client with two connections?

22:11 <Raspbeguy> I don't think so

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22:11 <DataByte> what client are you using?

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22:12 <Raspbeguy> I'll try something

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22:15 <Raspbeguy> let's see if my evil ghost comes back

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22:16 <Raspbeguy> I think he's gone forever. Yay.

22:16 <Dash> hello XP

22:16 <Raspbeguy> hello

22:17 <Dash> how goes you Raspbeguy

22:17 <Raspbeguy> I'm fine, you?

22:17 <Dash> really tired, just got home from class heh'

22:17 <Raspbeguy> I'm on vacation this week :P

22:17 <fyrepony> https://scontent-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11182155_799588880129648_7332925493846647515_n.jpg?oh=f7fb5e835356b8c5f3b7ad93e88ea16c&oe=55DEB6BA

22:18 <Raspbeguy> That's... wonderful fyrepony

22:18 <fyrepony> knew you would like it

22:18 <Raspbeguy> !link yay

22:18 <DerpyBot> https://derpiboo.ru/585814?scope=scpee8983d78988094659f3208054e56bf37b1fbce83

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22:19 <Raspbeguy> not really what I expected

22:19 <fyrepony> :P

22:19 <Raspbeguy> DerpyBot, you silly

22:20 <Finwe> !plot

22:20 <DerpyBot> *wigglewiggle*

22:20 <Finwe> *wigglewiggle*

22:20 <Raspbeguy> !kiss

22:20 <Finwe> !muffinkiss

22:20 * DerpyBot regurgitates a whole, fresh looking muffin and approaches Finwe, showing her most adorable kissing face

22:20 <Raspbeguy> Apparently that doesn't exist

22:20 <Finwe> o3o

22:20 <Raspbeguy> !muffin

22:20 <DerpyBot> Muffins!! You have any? :3

22:20 <Raspbeguy> yes

22:20 <DerpyBot> Thank you!!

22:20 * DerpyBot glomps Raspbeguy

22:21 <MoonBird> Hi everyone!

22:21 <Raspbeguy> Each time I don't dare to answer no

22:21 <Raspbeguy> hello

22:21 <Finwe> Hello, MoonBird.

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22:22 <MoonBird> hello!

22:23 <Starthunder> *wigglewiggle*

22:24 <Knight_Dash> Hello, stranger.

22:24 <Knight_Dash> Welcome to our little chat.

22:24 <Raspbeguy> hello

22:24 <DinkyDoo> Wazup

22:24 <MoonBird> thanks!

22:24 <Raspbeguy> wait, I said hello twice

22:25 <DataByte> well, hello again!

22:25 <Raspbeguy> I must be very tired

22:26 * DinkyDoo gasps!

22:26 <DinkyDoo> Your the evil twin!!!

22:27 <Raspbeguy> wut?

22:27 <Raspbeguy> Oh my god

22:27 <Raspbeguy> it totally makes sense now

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22:28 * Raspbeguy tries to look himself in a mirror to see if he's a ghost

22:28 <DinkyDoo> WERES YOUR REFLECTION!?

22:28 * DinkyDoo faints

22:29 <Knight_Dash> Twilight

22:29 <Knight_Dash> (sparkle)

22:29 * Raspbeguy goes through your screen and haunts your entire house

22:29 * DataByte calls the ghostbusters

22:29 <Raspbeguy> You'll never catch me alive

22:30 *** SkyHighAway is now known as SkyHigh

22:30 <DataByte> good thing you're a ghost

22:30 <Raspbeguy> yep

22:30 <DataByte> hehehe

22:31 <DataByte> https://xkcd.com/517/

22:32 <Raspbeguy> :)

22:33 <Raspbeguy> Guys I've got to sleep, bye everypony

22:33 <DataByte> i need sleep, as well.... but i have another half hour of work stuff

22:33 <DataByte> fun

22:33 <DataByte> stuff

22:33 <DataByte> yeah

22:33 <DataByte> cya, Raspbeguy

22:34 <MoonBird> bye!

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22:36 *** FallenSilent is now known as Fall

22:36 <DataByte> i have zecora on the mind

22:37 <DataByte> it has me in a bind

22:37 <DataByte> i feel the need to rhyme

22:37 <DataByte> all of the time

22:37 <DataByte> what is happening to me?

22:37 <DataByte> this is distressing, see?

22:38 <init3> DataByte: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=y983TDjoglQ#t=44

22:38 <init3> All I am thinking of.

22:38 <DataByte> i'm on a roll and cannot stop... and here i thought i had it on top...

22:39 <DataByte> of rhymes, that has few

22:39 <DataByte> but to me, it is new

22:40 <DinkyDoo> STOP RUBBING IT IN DATA!!!

22:41 <DataByte> i feel i cannot help it! with these rhymes i have been hit!

22:41 <DinkyDoo> My god data that it!!

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22:42 <DinkyDoo> Your helping me with my zecora next chapter!!

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22:42 <Nilak> Honestly, you two, keep it down, unless you want to make the moderators frown.

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22:43 * Ali headtilts

22:43 <DataByte> Nilak, very well done - can't you see how it's fun? :)

22:44 * Nelly replaces the loose screw in Ali's head to prevent sudden tilting.

22:45 <Nilak> I have done this many times before, and driven others so crazy that they swore.

22:47 <MoonBird> I thinks it's a pretty way to talk

22:47 <Nilak> So at my rhymes you do not balk?

22:49 <MoonBird> no, except if I don't understand the sens (english is not my language)

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23:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Discussion: Do you Wear Pony Stuff in Public?  [ http://tinyurl.com/nblzubs ]

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23:02 <Princess_Nedi> ofc

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23:03 <Fall> Nope

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23:46 <CleverDerpy> that's strange

23:46 <CleverDerpy> i only saw them disconnect twice

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23:52 <KooK> yawnage

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23:57 <Scherza> It might not be them.

23:57 <Scherza> It may be someone near them.

23:58 *** Ali is now known as Ali|AFK

23:58 <DinkyDoo> Quite....