Log archive of EquestriaDaily for Wednesday, 2015-07-08

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00:02 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Absolute Discord Theme Decks Appear on Toy R' Us Website - Double the Fun and Unlikely Duo [ http://tinyurl.com/ntnpw5o ]

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00:06 <LunaticHell> They finally decided to animate "My life witha Lamia"

00:08 <Cepheid> Will someone explain to me why it is news that there were injuries at the annual Running of the Bulls?

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00:10 <SgtPinkie> Because terrorism

00:10 <SgtPinkie> I don't know how or why

00:10 <SgtPinkie> But terrorism

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00:14 <LunaticHell> Cepheid! Put everything boring aside what you're doing, "My life with a monster girl" got animated and the first episode is out!

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00:15 <LunaticHell> Why would you ever settle down with a Lamia in Japan? Why not someplace where it's warm all year?

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00:24 <LunaticHell> Why is it so silent now?

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00:29 * Snapai howdy

00:31 <Snapai> YAY Paper Lyravator is in the top four pics (last 3 days) on Derpibooru with the default/guest filters :D

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00:36 <Cepheid> So here's a bit of local stupidity.

00:36 <Cepheid> A few years ago, a community fought to keep a pond in their community, right?  So they fought the city and got to keep it, woo hoo.

00:36 <Cepheid> Well, lately, they've been complaining about mosquitos around the pond.

00:37 <Cepheid> They want the city to do something about the mosquitos now.

00:37 <Cepheid> And they know it's the pond that's responsible.

00:44 <LightningCrash> That's like saying you want to have an outdoor barbecue but don't want to deal with flies.

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00:45 <Cepheid> This city is home to lawmakers, politicians, and lawyers.

00:46 <Cepheid> It's full of morons, is what I'm saying.

00:46 * LightningCrash read "lawnmowers"

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00:46 * Cepheid diagnoses LightningCrash with dyslexia.

00:47 * Cepheid gets hit with a malpractice lawsuit.

00:47 * Cepheid loses. Pays LightningCrash a jelly bean.

00:48 * LightningCrash is apparently dyslexic and accidentally hits you with a suit instead of a lawsuit

00:48 * Cepheid gives LightningCrash the SUIT OF LAW!

00:48 <Emilar> *snicker*

00:49 * LightningCrash plays a 5 of Laws

00:49 <LightningCrash> Go fish!

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00:52 * Cepheid plays a 6 of Ponies.

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00:56 <ADragonDreaming> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enmfsNxnplE

00:56 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

00:56 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Game Grumps Remix: Knuckles

00:56 <Snapai> Or perhaps a slaw woot

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00:59 * Moonlightning balances a bowl of too slaw on Snapai's head

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01:00 <Cloud_Kicker> !s5

01:00 <DerpyBot> The next episode airs in 3d:15h:29m:30s

01:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by The Illustrious Q: Meghan McCarthy Joins SDCC Nobody's Damsel Panel! [ http://tinyurl.com/pqfgta8 ]

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01:08 <SgtPinkie> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yya9gsFMYos

01:08 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

01:08 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about They Might Be Giants of OZ (full movie)

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01:11 <Cepheid> I wish my parents would go get hearing tests done.

01:12 <Cepheid> They've been turning the TV up to 22-23 lately.  Usually it's at ~9-11.

01:20 * Cepheid flops.

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01:44 <KandiGhostcat> hi

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01:46 <KandiGhostcat> its quiet in here

01:49 <Mike_Coltfield> Yes, we're practicing harmony and stuff.

01:49 <KandiGhostcat> i just woke up from my nap

01:51 <KandiGhostcat> i wont't eat much dinner. and i'll never go to bed now.

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01:56 <SgtPinkie> Cepheid: 20-23 out of?

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02:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Drawfriend Stuff #1584 - You're a Shark Now [ http://tinyurl.com/nmv8jm4 ]

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02:05 <KandiGhostcat> oh goodness

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02:14 <fyrepony> http://mistydash.deviantart.com/art/Cute-pony-pets-541530209

02:15 <Cepheid> SgtPinkie:  No idea.  I haven't checked the maximum.

02:15 <Cepheid> But it's pretty freaking loud.

02:15 <Cepheid> 20-23 is "It'll wake my parents up in the middle of the night, guaranteed."

02:15 <Cepheid> Heck, even at 13 that'll happen.

02:18 <Cepheid> ... 50,700 charges of cybercrime.  What the HELL.

02:19 <KandiGhostcat> thats not good

02:22 <Cepheid> Yeah, a member of Lizard Squad got hit with 50,700 charges of cybercrime.  Since he's not an adult, he's only got 2 years of suspension, and he's being ordered to fight against cybercrime.

02:22 <Cepheid> So essentially rather than taking down Microsoft's XBox Live and PSN, he'll probably be defending them instead now.

02:22 <KandiGhostcat> oh

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02:29 <Cepheid> Whelp, it's confirmed.  Infection is back in full swing.

02:29 <Cepheid> Fiddlesticks.

02:30 <KandiGhostcat> i'm kinda bored

02:30 <Cepheid> Sorry I can't entertain you.  I'm a little loopy and all over the place.

02:30 <Gilda> Yeah it's quiet.

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02:33 <Cepheid> ...  Etrian Odyssey Mystery Dungeon has a remix of...  Wow.

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02:33 <Cepheid> It has a remix of the Etrian Odyssey 3 boss theme.

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02:33 <Apple_Bloom> Anybody interesting in entering for a chance to win a gaming laptop? http://woobox.com/xakusx/fh5mqw

02:34 <KandiGhostcat> i'll see what girlsgogames has

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02:35 <Cepheid> o/~ 'Cause baby toniiiight the Creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again! o/~  </Old Music>

02:36 * wobniaR falls on Gilda silently

02:36 <KandiGhostcat> hee hee

02:36 <Cepheid> Er, trying*

02:36 <Gilda> Uh-huh....

02:36 <Cepheid> I'm terrible with transcribing lyrics.

02:38 <KandiGhostcat> theres pregnant games on there.

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02:42 <Cepheid> Ye know, whatever happened to parents explaining that whole thing to children?

02:43 <KandiGhostcat> just looks weird how they put the games though

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02:44 <Poni> Hi Everyponi!

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02:44 <Poni> D:

02:44 <KandiGhostcat> theres a kitty one

02:45 <Cepheid> Hoi Poni.

02:45 <Poni> Hello!

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02:46 <PinkieShy> hihi

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02:47 <Poni> Hi PinkieShy!

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03:00 <KandiGhostcat> unicorn kissing game.

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03:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Nightly Discussion #404 [ http://tinyurl.com/pqmftgs ]

03:02 <Cepheid> o/~ Ho~ One more time, I'm back with a new rhyme~! o/~  </Terrible but strangely catchy music>

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03:07 <KandiGhostcat> oh

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03:14 <KandiGhostcat> its quiet

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03:30 <Thelema5> Hello, everypony.

03:32 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Story: Wayward Sun (Update Complete!)  [ http://tinyurl.com/ovke9e6 ]

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03:48 <Vulpor> hey all

03:48 <Vulpor> got two days off

03:51 <Thelema5> nice.

03:51 <Thelema5> Have any plans?

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03:53 <User_805> hi

03:53 <KandiGhostcat> hi thelema

03:54 <KandiGhostcat> hi user and vulpor

03:54 <Vulpor> I plan on trying to finish a audiobook

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03:56 <Thelema5> Hello, KandiGhostcat.

03:56 <Thelema5> Something interesting, Vulpor?

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03:59 <KandiGhostcat> i'm eating spicy chips

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04:00 <init3> Why do my dogs look like I just insulted them on a deeply personal level when I kick them off my bed so I can re-make it?

04:00 <KandiGhostcat> cause they like your bed init

04:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Background Pony - Those Who Don't Belong [ http://tinyurl.com/o8gmxfc ]

04:01 <Vulpor> A story by David Eddings

04:01 <Vulpor> The Belagraid

04:01 <init3> Uh oh. Background pony stuff. I need a drink before anything related to that fic.

04:02 <KandiGhostcat> bud is meowing at me again

04:02 <KandiGhostcat> he's so cute

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04:04 <Thelema5> I know I've read Eddings, but I can't remember which work.

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04:07 <Vulpor> Also we got big simpsons news

04:07 <Nilak> Harry Shearer

04:07 <Vulpor> Burns and Smithers are back

04:07 <Vulpor> yay

04:07 <Nilak> Heard it just an hour ago

04:08 <Vulpor> although I almost never watch new episodes

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04:09 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Vulpor!

04:09 <Vulpor> Yes Nossy

04:10 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> We got new games!

04:10 <Thelema5> I haven't watched the Simpsons since that one feature film they released.

04:10 <Vulpor> lol

04:10 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> The one about the Enviroment?

04:10 <Vulpor> I am still witching with the witcher

04:10 <KandiGhostcat> i should stop eating these chips.

04:11 * Vulpor is eatting chips too

04:11 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> I got SkullGirls 2nd Encore.

04:11 <KandiGhostcat> i might eat the whole bag if i dont watch it.

04:12 <Vulpor> Cool Nossy

04:12 <Vulpor> Still waiting for No Man's Sky

04:13 <Vulpor> Basically there are 3 big games this year

04:14 <Vulpor> Fallout, MGS 5 and flip a coin between Assassins Creed and Just Cause

04:14 <Vulpor> I may not even get Assassin's Creed

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04:15 <Vulpor> They havent even made a reason to buy it

04:16 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> I have one reason.

04:16 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> It is gang stuff.

04:16 <Vulpor> what

04:16 <Vulpor> so was San Andreas

04:17 <Vulpor> lol

04:17 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> The Templars and The Assassins are now Gangs.

04:17 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> I love video games that have Gangstas.

04:17 <ProjectCarthage> Anyone wanna hear something I did a while back?

04:17 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Ok

04:18 <ProjectCarthage> I was trying to do some kind of voice reel thing, but I only ever did, like, one line

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04:18 <ProjectCarthage> https://www.dropbox.com/s/k6zkfhiqf4wm59x/DuskShine-ClockIsTickingFriendshipProblem.mp3

04:18 <KandiGhostcat> i should go to bed. its 11:18 PM. i have summer p.e. tomorrow

04:19 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Huh.

04:19 <KandiGhostcat> goodnight

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04:20 <ProjectCarthage> I know, the voice I tried to do sucked

04:20 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Well it is just one line.

04:22 <ProjectCarthage> I tried to do the banter between Pinkie, and her inanimate friends from Party of One, but my Pinkie voice is even worse

04:23 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Ohhhh, Do a Pinkie voice can be very tiring.

04:24 <ProjectCarthage> I've been told way back when I showed off a cover of "Apples to the Core" that I could do a decent AJ Voice

04:24 <ProjectCarthage> I've been thinking about doing a cover of 'How AJ Won the War"

04:24 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Try it man.

04:26 <ProjectCarthage> That's the bad thing about there being so many female characters on the show, right? Unless it's for a parody series, a dude can't really do any of the major voices

04:26 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Unless you have the vocal cords to do it

04:30 <Schism|Nocturne> It is entirely possible that some of you may have heard my voice.

04:31 <Schism|Nocturne> In such a situation, I'd dearly love to know if I could pull off a female one.

04:31 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Um...oh yeah, with Cepheid in Outcast.

04:32 <Schism|Nocturne> Undoubtedly later than that, but yah.

04:34 <ProjectCarthage> Ugh, ok, so I tried doing a cover of that song, right of the bat, completely offkey -_-

04:34 <ProjectCarthage> So much for Voice acting

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04:38 <Nicktendonick> https://derpibooru.org/431104

04:38 <SgtPinkie> Well, at least you tried your best

04:38 <SgtPinkie> And you failed miserably

04:39 <SgtPinkie> The lesson here is never try

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04:39 <SgtPinkie> Because trying is the first step towards failure

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04:39 <Nicktendonick> https://derpibooru.org/928965

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04:41 * TimidTanuki hypes about the chatroom

04:41 <TimidTanuki> http://tinyurl.com/o8ta5lx

04:41 <TimidTanuki> My tail is in actual progress!

04:41 <Pi> Sweet

04:42 <Thelema5> OOH!  Looks good so far!

04:42 <Thelema5> How do you plan on tapering it towards the top?

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04:42 <Schism|Nocturne> Whoops... that's new.  Desura went bankrupt?  Ow.

04:42 <Thelema5> (Also, is your pin cushion an apple?)

04:43 * Schism|Nocturne sighs, shakes his head, and wanders down to the store for a few moments.

04:43 <ProjectCarthage> If anyone wants to listen to me embarass myself, I've almost got the cover ready

04:44 <ProjectCarthage> I redid the vocals, though

04:44 <ProjectCarthage> The first ones were really weird

04:44 <TimidTanuki> It's measured and cut to taper, Thelema5. Or should be. I hope :p

04:44 <SgtPinkie> Aren't all pincushions like that?

04:45 <Thelema5> I hope so, TimidTanuki.  I'm not much of a tailor.

04:45 <Thelema5> ProjectCarthage, I'm interested.

04:45 <ProjectCarthage> https://www.dropbox.com/s/ygzdv8usr16z3ua/ProjectCarthage-HowAJWonTheWar.mp3

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04:48 <Thelema5> ProjectCarthage, the vocals are actually really good, and I like the song... but you should normalize the vocal track and put it much, much farther down in the mix.

04:49 <ProjectCarthage> Oh, huh, ok, will do, I'm not good at sound mixing, I figured the Vox would need to be louder than the instruments

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04:50 <ProjectCarthage> Ya'know, I actually do sortof like how this one turned out, especially the last couple of lines, it's like I almost actually have a singing voice

04:50 *** Lenfant_Sauvage changes topic to 'Welcome to EquestriaDaily! This is an ALL-AGES channel. | GUIDE: http://derpy.me/EqDRules | Type !list to download episodes | Dim Sum the Dragon Confirmed for Season 6'

04:50 <Thelema5> If you look at the audio signature, you can see where the vocals enter the mix, haflway between 15 and 30 http://i.imgur.com/jZsBVrn.png

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04:51 <Thelema5> It's a huge jump.  You want it to be level with the audio leading in and out.

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04:53 <Thelema5> At the point the vocals enter, reduce your instruments by about a 3rd, and introduce your vocals at about a third of the median line.  Then adjust so that the vocals just barely crest the instruments at their highest point

04:56 <Thelema5> I would add some reverb to the vocals, just to even them out.

05:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: A Bunch of People Around the Fandom Review: Amending Fences  [ http://tinyurl.com/owpotha ]

05:04 * Schism|Nocturne returns, and offers Thelema5 a few spicy meat sticks from the local grocer's.

05:05 <ADragonDreaming> heyo Schism|Nocturne.

05:05 <Schism|Nocturne> Hihi again.

05:05 <ADragonDreaming> 'Ow's your day, then?

05:07 <Thelema5> Spicy meat?  I'm game!

05:10 <Schism|Nocturne> Sadly, 'spicy' as in 'tobasco', because I'm in Canada and people don't know good peppers.

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05:12 <Thelema5> Hey, Tobasco is still my favorite table sauce, and my go to.  I'm not a peppr snob who shuns the tried and true for new fads.

05:13 <Thelema5> I eat tabasco sauce at nearly every meal.  It's the most versitatile and delicious sauce on the market.

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05:14 <Thelema5> It's not the hotest thing on the market, by any means... but they've been producing a quality niche product for more than a century, and I have to appreciate that.

05:15 <Thelema5> There's no other sauce on the market which tastes like Tabasco.   It's an american classic, and I love it.

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05:21 <Schism|Nocturne> I've always felt that tobasco is way too vinegary.

05:21 <Schism|Nocturne> However, I understand why some folks appreciate it.  It's just not to my taste.

05:22 <Thelema5> I like the vinegar aspect.

05:22 <Thelema5> It helps cut through too much richness.

05:23 <Schism|Nocturne> Like I said, to each their own.

05:23 <Thelema5> :p

05:23 * RazorSharpFang is his own doe

05:24 * Thelema5 sprinkles some tabasco on a slice of pizza and feeds it to Schism

05:24 <Thelema5> It's like a slice of heaven.

05:24 * Schism|Nocturne does nom, but not before throwing some feta cheese upon the slice.

05:24 <Thelema5> HEAVEN!

05:24 <Thelema5> :p

05:24 <Schism|Nocturne> Harrumph!

05:25 <Thelema5> Good enough.   Ponies!

05:25 <Thelema5> I wonder what SDCC has in store for us.

05:25 <Thelema5> This is the first mid-season con, I think.

05:26 <Thelema5> I hope to learn more about the 2017 feature film... you?

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05:27 <Thelema5> anypony?

05:27 <Schism|Nocturne> Hmm...

05:27 * Schism|Nocturne also boops Thelema5 with some black pepper and olive oil Triscuits.

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05:28 * Schism|Nocturne boops RazorSharpFang, meanwhile, with a meat pie in pea soup with ketchup atop.

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05:28 <Schism|Nocturne> Awr.

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05:28 <Schism|Nocturne> Oh, wrong user.

05:28 <Thelema5> Schism, those are my favorite variety,

05:29 <Thelema5> Thank you.

05:29 <Schism|Nocturne> They are enormously delicious.  :3

05:30 <Schism|Nocturne> I nom down on one and then the next thing I know I've gone through half the box.

05:30 <Thelema5> I think I have some aged Dubliner cheese in my coffers.

05:31 * Thelema5 opens said cheese, and offers to everypony

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05:31 * Schism|Nocturne whines in simple greed, but only takes one or two slices, and makes sure to combine them with a good meat and a delicious cracker.

05:31 <Thelema5> This will compliment those crackers rather well.

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05:32 <Thelema5> I've no sausage to compliment it, I'm afraid

05:33 <Schism|Nocturne> I just picked up some meat.  Light sausage.  Nothing you'd want to really use in gourmet meals, but triscuits are hardly gourmet.

05:33 <Thelema5> -.-

05:33 <Thelema5> We're just eating stuff from the larder here... no need for a gourmet

05:34 <Schism|Nocturne> So triscuits of that nature with a little bit of garlic and a lot of cheddar cheese would be par for the course.

05:34 <Schism|Nocturne> And hot sauce.

05:34 <Thelema5> Of course!

05:35 <Thelema5> This is turning out to be quite the party.

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05:36 <Thelema5> (in reality, Thelema5 is a complete shut-in with no idea of what constitutes a party... so the previous statement is a guess)

05:37 <Schism|Nocturne> Huh...

05:37 <Schism|Nocturne> That's weird.  ... I could have sworn we had some more sriracha, and tobasco in general.

05:38 * Thelema5 breaks out all the pepper sauces

05:38 <Schism|Nocturne> But nope, a twelveth of a bottle on the first, and none of the second.  /Weird./

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05:38 * Schism|Nocturne boops Thelema5 with a bottle of Dave's.

05:38 <Thelema5> Daves isn't good.

05:38 <Schism|Nocturne> THAT, we have.  And it's perfectly reasonable when mixed into a bottle of salsa.

05:38 <Thelema5> Tastes like chemicals.

05:39 <Thelema5> Hello, Ali.

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05:39 <Thelema5> How are you?

05:39 <Schism|Nocturne> Mix Dave's into a bit of salsa or a bowl of soup or something,  the flavours get drowned out and it just leaves delicious heat.

05:39 * Ali ish tired.

05:39 * Schism|Nocturne boops Ali with a Monster energy drink. Ad a hug.

05:39 <Schism|Nocturne> And*

05:39 <Thelema5> I feel that.

05:39 * Ali refuses to touch energy drinks

05:40 <Thelema5> Poison!  POISON!

05:40 * Schism|Nocturne considers, then instead boops Ali with a bottle of ice water?

05:40 <KooK> THELEMA5!  MY FACE IS BALD!

05:40 <Thelema5> Oh no!

05:40 <KooK> The good news is I removed the asbestos from my car

05:40 <Thelema5> Pics, or it didn't happen

05:41 <KooK> http://www.doctordisruption.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/baby-face.jpg

05:41 <Thelema5> KooK, mine is too (more or less)

05:41 <Schism|Nocturne> But KooK, without asbestos, won't your car catch fire at random?

05:41 <Thelema5> LOL

05:42 <KooK> Scism - It does that anyway

05:42 <KooK> Funny story, this car actually did catch fire before

05:42 <Schism|Nocturne> Oh.  I guess that's fine, then.  Have a nearby lake you can drive it into?

05:42 <KooK> It has fire marks on the roof

05:42 <KooK> real ones

05:43 <Schism|Nocturne> I guess that's the automotive equivalent of war scars.

05:43 <KooK> It was great, I was talking to the guy I bought it from and said "Back seat caught on fire, eh?"  He looks at me confused "This car has never been on fire before..."

05:43 <KooK> Uh, yes, that right there is from a fire...

05:43 <Schism|Nocturne> Erm... yea.

05:43 <Thelema5> Heh

05:44 <Schism|Nocturne> Probably a spare cigarette then.  Eh.

05:44 <Thelema5> Apply more aspestos

05:45 <KooK> old Volkswagen Beetles had their battery under the rear seats, they would start to sag over time and the metal springs would contact the battery posts and FOOM!

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05:49 <ProjectCarthage> Thelema5: Taking your advice, I have a new version of that cover on the way

05:50 <Thelema5> Link?

05:51 <ProjectCarthage> https://www.dropbox.com/s/wkzgm1pgldhro2r/ProjectCarthage-HowAJWonTheWar-PostProductionV1.mp3

05:52 <Thelema5> Downloading now

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05:59 <Thelema5> Much more listenable.  +10

06:00 <ProjectCarthage> I must say, lowering that one bit helped a lot

06:00 <Thelema5> Great job.  It could still use a bit of of post production mixing... but overall, it's much improved

06:01 <ProjectCarthage> Part of it could probably count on a better mic

06:03 <Thelema5> That, and watch the Audacity visualization... if the vocals approach the clipping limit? Drop them down!

06:05 <Thelema5> "normalize" is your friend.

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06:05 <ProjectCarthage> or, in my case, Minus-Amplify

06:05 <Thelema5> :p

06:06 <Thelema5> Keep the waveform even.

06:07 <Schism|Nocturne> Thelema5: Behold, the blessing of the American Queen.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDyBGqKjuXE

06:07 <Thelema5> ProjectCarthage, this is certainly a fun song.

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06:07 <Thelema5> Just needs more post-production

06:08 <ProjectCarthage> Honestly, my favorite FIW song, right behind the one from Episode 8

06:08 <Thelema5> Schism, good find!

06:09 <Schism|Nocturne> Blame a friend of mine.  o.o

06:10 * Thelema5 does exactly that!

06:11 <Thelema5> That damned friend of Schisms!  This whole mess is THEIR fault.

06:11 * Thelema5 curses the shy

06:11 <Thelema5> *sky

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06:13 <Twilight_Shimmer> cursing the shy one is BAD

06:20 <Schism|Nocturne> Yup, black pepper and olive oil triscuits baked with hot sauce and cheddar cheese = win.

06:21 <Twilight_Shimmer> id try that minus the hot scauce

06:25 <Schism|Nocturne> I can't imagine why you'd avoid it.  You've gotta have hot sauce.

06:25 <Twilight_Shimmer> i have an extremely low toelrance to spicy stuff

06:26 <Schism|Nocturne> Mild salsa, then?

06:26 <Schism|Nocturne> Triscuits with cheese and mild pico de gallo, that is.  

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06:27 * Lenfant_Sauvage boops Schism with a good helping of hot wings, in a myriad of flavors.

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06:27 * Schism|Nocturne especially noms down upon the garlic ones.

06:28 <Lenfant_Sauvage> I've had garlic parmesan wings from Buffalo Wild Wings. For some reason the parmesan doesn't seem to work well with hot wings

06:28 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Very cakey texture I suppose...

06:29 <Schism|Nocturne> I'll take the spicy garlic, myself.

06:29 <Schism|Nocturne> Or the mango habanero.

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06:31 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Also, can I just say I love this fandom sometimes

06:31 <Pi> SURE

06:31 <Pi> *Sure

06:31 <Lenfant_Sauvage> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CJXOevOWIAAH-uP.jpg:large You know where this lovely young lady came from?

06:31 <Lenfant_Sauvage> A maze game on a menu from a Chinese restaurant that M.A. Larson went to.

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06:32 <Lenfant_Sauvage> https://twitter.com/Athorist/status/618627552458997760

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06:34 <Schism|Nocturne> That's interesting...

06:35 <Schism|Nocturne> The news that Desura's parent company, Bad Juju, has gone bankrupt, is not terribly surprising, but I hadn't realized that they'd actually acquired Desura from Linden Labs.

06:36 <Schism|Nocturne> (Those unfamiliar with Linden Labs should smack themselves upside the head: their flagship product is Second Life.)

06:37 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Linden Labs doesn't confuse me. Desura does.

06:37 <Schism|Nocturne> They were trying a Steam killer.  For the strangest reasons, it failed to kill Steam.

06:37 <Lenfant_Sauvage> o rly

06:38 <Lenfant_Sauvage> At this point you can't actually kill Steam; it's like trying to "kill" the Xbox brand.

06:38 <Lenfant_Sauvage> You're only ever going to be making alternatives.'

06:38 <Schism|Nocturne> Lenfant: Well, let's be fair: Microsoft are doing their very best on that front.

06:39 <Lenfant_Sauvage> hehe

06:39 <RazorSharpFang> Schism|Nocturne: Nice one

06:40 <RightHoofGone> Good night everypony; may ponies fill your dreams

06:41 * Lenfant_Sauvage puts a blanket over RightHoofGone.

06:41 <RightHoofGone> I actually have a fan on; it's too hot for a blanket :-(

06:43 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Aah

06:43 <Lenfant_Sauvage> My roommate's the same way - which also means he has the fan on in his room literally 24/7

06:48 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: M.A. Larson Wants Fan Art of This Chinese Knockoff Spike!  [ http://tinyurl.com/q69ktkj ]

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06:53 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Too lazy to look it up - does Spike have that curl in his top spine like she does?

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07:21 <TuxRug> Well, I never had much success with third-party Steam themes before but holy guacamole. http://i.imgur.com/nBp0XsS.png

07:23 <Chaosweaver> I wonder what the Desura bankruptcy will mean for people like me who own a lot of games from the service.

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07:24 <Electron> good morning my little ponisies

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07:26 <SkunkStripe> I demand more Snails content

07:26 <Electron> let's make a riot

07:27 <SkunkStripe> I don't think Snails would riot, he's too chill for that

07:27 <Electron> he won't, but we would

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07:40 <Skippez_Shadow> Herro?

07:40 <Electron> herring

07:41 <Skippez_Shadow> Hey, electron

07:41 <Electron> hay Skippez_Shadow

07:41 <Skippez_Shadow> Is this chat a bit dormant?

07:41 * SkunkStripe does laundry at 2Am

07:42 <Electron> it's US chat, so everypony's sleeping

07:42 <Skippez_Shadow> I guess

07:42 <Electron> you chose the right time to do laundry

07:43 <Electron> under the cover of the night

07:43 <Skippez_Shadow> Cloaked in darkness

07:43 <SkunkStripe> Well its mostly cause I have to do laundry between 7pm and 7am so the waterbill costs less

07:44 * Skippez_Shadow SkunkStripe does not condone "cheating the system"

07:44 <SkunkStripe> Thats not cheating

07:44 <Skippez_Shadow> Eh, a'ight

07:45 <SkunkStripe> Also if you have an Xbone or PS4 do not leave them plugged in when you arn't playing

07:45 <SkunkStripe> Just having it plugged in costs so much

07:45 <Electron> jesus

07:45 <Electron> everything has its price

07:47 <SkunkStripe> Electric bills dog

07:47 <Skippez_Shadow> Here it's water bills

07:48 <SkunkStripe> while I'm up I should work on colouring this comic

07:49 <Electron> which one?

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07:52 <SkunkStripe> http://imgur.com/umQwuGv

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08:37 <Schism|Nocturne> Okay, now, THIS is absolutely hilarious.  https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Earth

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09:40 <Pi> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM1bHWLOgrw

09:40 <Pi> The snare!

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09:49 <RazorSharpFang> Oh, by snare you meant drumb.

09:50 <RazorSharpFang> I thought you meant snare as in immobilize.

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10:26 <RazorSharpFang> Guys, I have a question.

10:26 <RazorSharpFang> What's the longest-lasting food that doesn't need to be frozen, and yet is still good for you?

10:27 <Electron> dried crust

10:31 <Schism|Nocturne> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hardtack

10:33 * Schism|Nocturne noms upon a lembas wafer.

10:41 <RazorSharpFang> Schism|Nocturne: Uhmm... not what I had in mind. I wouldn't call that "Good for you".

10:43 <Schism|Nocturne> Hum, I suppose.  Then there are these.  http://www.mreinfo.com/us/older/rcw.html

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10:45 <DARK> hello =)

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10:56 <Finwe> o3o

10:56 <ponyman> hi

10:56 <Finwe> Good afternoon, everypony!

10:57 <Finwe> RazorSharpFang: Sugar.

10:57 <RazorSharpFang> >.>

10:58 <Finwe> It stays edible for an eternity.

10:59 * Finwe o3o's at RazorSharpFang.

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11:01 <Electron> salt too

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11:01 <Finwe> But salt has no energy usable by humans.

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11:02 <Finwe> Therefore, I would not call it food.

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11:03 <Finwe> More RazorSharpFangs!

11:04 <Finwe> Soon we'll have a RazorSharpMaw.

11:04 <Schism|Nocturne> I suppose you could say that honey is a very long-lasting food that's comparatively healthy.

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11:11 <Pony_3323> Aw

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11:11 * Pony_3323 is a sad fang

11:12 <Pony_3323> My internet is not reliable

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11:15 <Electron> Fang of Sadness

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11:18 <RazorSharpFang> ?!

11:19 <RazorSharpFang> That's strange.

11:19 <RazorSharpFang> My computer just spent 30 seconds switching display modes.

11:19 <Pi> Sherpa Derpa

11:21 <RazorSharpFang> I think it was source, it crashed immediately afterwards.

11:21 <Snapai> RazorSharpFang, very delayed response, but what about any greasy meat foods? Dinty Moore beef stew, corned beef hash, etc

11:22 <Electron> Sherpa Derpa? is it new relative of Derpy?

11:22 <RazorSharpFang> Snapai: I didn't think stew had a good shelf-life, as it's quite hydrated.

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11:29 * Finwe zooms past RazorSharpFang with his 1/1 Gbit/s connection.

11:30 <RazorSharpFang> Finwe: Not fair. >.>

11:31 <Finwe> It's compensated with higher taxation and colder climate. o3o

11:32 <RazorSharpFang> For the rich, or the working class?

11:35 <Finwe> For 4/5 quintile it's about 50%, for 3/5 quintile it's about 40%, for 2/5 quintile a about 30% and for the lowest quintile about 25%.

11:35 <Finwe> Total income tax, that is.

11:35 <RazorSharpFang> Is there a tax-free threshold?

11:36 <Finwe> The climate is the same for everyone.

11:36 <RazorSharpFang> Those ranges sound very reasonable.

11:36 <RazorSharpFang> Which country is this again?

11:36 <Finwe> RazorSharpFang: For the state tax there is. First €9,000 are tax-free.

11:36 <Finwe> But for community tax there is no such treshold.

11:37 <Finwe> RazorSharpFang: Some call this Finland.

11:37 <Finwe> Others may say Suomi, Finnland, Finlande or Finlandiya.

11:37 <Finwe> Or even Fennia.

11:37 * Finwe hats on RazorSharpFang.

11:38 <RazorSharpFang> Hmm.

11:39 <Finwe> The income limits for the quintiles are €8,589/month, €5,368/month, €3,221/month and €2,147/month.

11:39 * RazorSharpFang notes: "Move to Finland"

11:40 <Finwe> The 1/1 Gbit/s connection is free for me, because the Uni of Tech has seen it beneficial that students have fast connection to the Internet.

11:40 <Finwe> o3o

11:40 <RazorSharpFang> Makes sense. I get 10mb/10mb in the labs at my uni.

11:41 <RazorSharpFang> For Aussies, that's like the 1G

11:41 * RazorSharpFang still remembers 64k

11:42 <RazorSharpFang> Newsweek chose Finland as the best country in the world. Huh. Must be a good place.

11:44 <RazorSharpFang> Holy carp, why haven't I heard more about this oasis of a country?

11:47 * RazorSharpFang pokes Finwe "How would you describe the job market for the tech industry in Finland at the moment?"

11:51 <RazorSharpFang> Am I connected?

11:51 <RazorSharpFang> !shoo

11:51 * DerpyBot sways from side to side, quietly humming "shoo be doo shoo shoo be doo"

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11:58 <Finwe> RazorSharpFang: Umm, IT companies are still recruiting employees, even though traditional industry is somewhat in recession.

11:59 <RazorSharpFang> Hmm...

11:59 <RazorSharpFang> Finwe: Has anything bad happened to your nuclear reactors yet?

12:00 <Finwe> No.

12:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Early Morning Discussion #238 [ http://tinyurl.com/pxozewg ]

12:01 <Finwe> Unless you count as bad the delays in building the third nuclear power plant.

12:01 <Finwe> At the moment we only have four reactors in power production, and one reactor at our university in research use.

12:02 <RazorSharpFang> Third? Isn't that the fifth?

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12:03 <Finwe> There are two power plants in use with two reactors each.

12:04 <RazorSharpFang> Ah, I was confused between reactors and plants.

12:05 <Finwe> The third one is actually just one extra reactor for the newest powerplant so far.

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12:05 <KandiGhostcat> hi

12:05 <Finwe> It's just being built some distance away from the existing reactors.

12:05 <RazorSharpFang> Huh.

12:05 <Finwe> Like this picture shows: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8f/Olkiluoto_nuclear_power_plants_seen_from_Rauma_water_tower.JPG/1920px-Olkiluoto_nuclear_power_plants_seen_from_Rauma_water_tower.JPG

12:06 <RazorSharpFang> Oh I see.

12:06 <Finwe> The two SwedAtom reactors are the two similar ones on the right side, and the AREVA reactor is on the left.

12:06 <RazorSharpFang> I quite like how Finland uses 31% renewable energy so far.

12:06 <Finwe> But, being French, they're already a couple of years behind the schedule.

12:06 <RazorSharpFang> Compared to the EU 10.3% average.

12:07 <RazorSharpFang> Finwe: Was that a subtle jab at the French?

12:07 <KandiGhostcat> i'm drinking a smoothie for breakfast. apple and banana almond milk smoothie with cinnamon.

12:08 <RazorSharpFang> I can't eat cinnamon. Does weird stuff to me.

12:08 <Finwe> RazorSharpFang: As far as I know, the Swedes and the Soviets got everything built in accordance with the schedule.

12:08 <KandiGhostcat> aw

12:08 <RazorSharpFang> Also, almond milk is expensive.

12:08 <RazorSharpFang> Finwe: Is this the same one that's re-scheduled 10 years later than originally planned?

12:08 <KandiGhostcat> a half gallon of almond milk costs the same as a full gallon of animal milk

12:09 <RazorSharpFang> Not here

12:09 <RazorSharpFang> Also, gallon?

12:09 <KandiGhostcat> oh

12:09 <KandiGhostcat> yeah

12:09 <RazorSharpFang> See, I use milk powder, because it's cheaper and has a longer shelf life.

12:09 <KandiGhostcat> milk is measured in gallons

12:09 <RazorSharpFang> Not here it isn't.

12:09 <KandiGhostcat> oh

12:10 <KandiGhostcat> why?

12:10 <RazorSharpFang> Litre.

12:10 <RazorSharpFang> Because America is one of the only countries who still uses the silly imperial system.

12:11 <Electron> google says gallon = 3.785 litre

12:11 <KandiGhostcat> oh. you use a different system. is it that metric system thingy?

12:11 <RazorSharpFang> Yes, it's the metric system/

12:11 <RazorSharpFang> We use base 10.

12:11 <RazorSharpFang> You know kilobytes? Bytes? Megabytes? That's the metric system.

12:11 <RazorSharpFang> Prefixes works wonders.

12:13 <KandiGhostcat> algebra will never be the same. lol

12:13 <RazorSharpFang> Algebra? This isn't algebra!

12:13 * RazorSharpFang flails his hooves

12:13 <KandiGhostcat> i'm being silly

12:14 <KandiGhostcat> i was laughing this morning

12:15 <Finwe> RazorSharpFang: The scheduled starting date for the third reactor in Olkiluoto was in 2012.

12:16 <KandiGhostcat> i had to be quiet though

12:16 <Finwe> The new estimate is 2016.

12:16 <RazorSharpFang> Hmm.

12:16 <KandiGhostcat> otherwise i'd wake my family up

12:17 <RazorSharpFang> Finwe: What rough percentage of Finnish people would speak English? Roughly.

12:17 <Finwe> Umm...

12:18 <Finwe> Almost everyone learns English at school nowadays.

12:18 <KandiGhostcat> yeah

12:18 <KandiGhostcat> they kinda have to know english.

12:18 <Finwe> but there are elderly people who haven't learned English, so...

12:18 <KandiGhostcat> oh

12:19 <Finwe> I'd say around 70% or so.

12:19 <Finwe> Might be more, might be less.

12:19 <KandiGhostcat> in japan they have to learn english in middle school i believe

12:20 <Finwe> We have to learn some language from third grade onward.

12:21 <KandiGhostcat> but i'm trying to solve my problem. was researching the other day and early this morning.

12:21 <Finwe> English, German and French are the most popular, I think.

12:21 <KandiGhostcat> oh

12:21 <Finwe> Among Finnish and Swedish, which are our national languages.

12:21 <KandiGhostcat> oh. finnish?

12:21 <KandiGhostcat> that sounds weird

12:22 <KandiGhostcat> finnish

12:22 <Finwe> If you have Finnish as your mother tongue, you can start learning Swedish instead of a foreign language, and vice versa.

12:23 <Finwe> But you have to start learnign the other national language on grade 7 at latest.

12:26 <Finwe> Then you can choose more foreign languages on grade 8 and in the high school or upper secondary or sixth-form or whatever it is called.

12:26 <Finwe> The word we use is gymnasium, or "lukio" in Finnish.

12:27 <RazorSharpFang> Finwe: Would an English speaker computer science graduate/internetworking graduate have issues finding a job in Finland if they didn't speak Finnish?

12:27 <RazorSharpFang> Uhmm... asking for someone else.

12:30 <Finwe> I don't think so.

12:31 <Finwe> The IT companies are quite international.

12:31 <Finwe> The universities likewise.

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12:35 <RazorSharpFang> Finwe: I'm still coming to terms with how Finland can be the best at so many things.

12:35 <Finwe> We have the most F1 world champions per capita.

12:36 <Finwe> o3o

12:38 <RazorSharpFang> Hmm. Might move to Finland after I graduate; it sounds like an awesome place.

12:39 <Finwe> We're pretty much like Sweden and Norway.

12:39 <RazorSharpFang> Aren't they your immediate neighbours?

12:39 <Finwe> Eeeyup.

12:40 <Finwe> Along with Russia.

12:40 <Finwe> But Russia is not very much like the Nordic countries.

12:40 <Finwe> It's more, er, Russian.

12:40 <Finwe> o3o

12:40 <RazorSharpFang> : D

12:41 <RazorSharpFang> Finwe: How would you describe the Finnish language?

12:41 <Finwe> It's an agglutinating Fenno-Ugric language spoken mainly in Finland.

12:41 <Finwe> o3o

12:41 <RazorSharpFang> I got none of that. : /

12:42 <Finwe> Agglutinating = everything is expressed with suffixes.

12:42 <Finwe> Fenno-Ugric = Related with Finnish, Hungarian &c.

12:43 <RazorSharpFang> Oh, I see.

12:43 <Finwe> Spoken mainly in Finland = most of the speakers of the language live in Finland

12:45 <Finwe> RazorSharpFang: E.g. in Finnish you would say "Ilmatyynyalukseni on täynnä ankeriaita" for "My hovercraft is full of eels."

12:45 <RazorSharpFang> huh

12:45 <Finwe> There's a possessive suffix instead of a pronoun.

12:46 <Finwe> That's agglutination, you glue something at the end of the word instead of using prepositions or such.

12:46 <Finwe> Even though in the latter part there is a preposition.

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12:46 <Finwe> "Täynnä" = "full of".

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12:47 <Finwe> And the word for eel, "ankerias", has the plural and partitive suffixes.

12:47 <RazorSharpFang> So, there's no real word-size cap then.

12:47 <Finwe> ankeria_i_ta

12:48 <Finwe> About the longest non-compoud Finnish word is "epäjärjestelmällistyttämättömyydellänsäkäänköhän".

12:49 <ShivalWolf> wouldnt eant that in a spelling competition

12:49 <Electron> holy cow

12:50 <Finwe> "Maybe even without his tendency to make things unsystematic."

12:51 <Finwe> or is it "Maybe even without his tendency to avoid making things unsystematic."

12:51 <Finwe> That sounds better.

12:52 <Electron> tytta

12:52 <RazorSharpFang> That seems very confusing on first glance.

12:54 <Finwe> Indeed.

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12:57 <fyrepony> http://mistydash.deviantart.com/art/Preening-544715320

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13:08 <screenaholic> I am here.

13:09 <Finwe> Lo and behold!

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13:44 <Finwe> I was going to go for a promenade but it started to rain.

13:44 <Finwe> Now it's going to be ponies instead.

13:44 <Finwe> o3o

13:44 <DinkyDoo> What episode are we at now?

13:45 <Finwe> S5 E12

13:45 <Finwe> I think that's the latest one.

13:45 <DinkyDoo> So Iv missed 6 so far... :(

13:45 <Finwe> Amending Fences.

13:46 <Finwe> !link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw7jgEEY258

13:46 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

13:46 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about [1080p] My little Pony:FiM - Season 5 Episode 12 - Amending Fences

13:46 <DinkyDoo> Cant watch. Youtube block where I am at.

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14:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Ridiculous Effects PMVS - Twixie Fourth of July / Fair Play [ http://tinyurl.com/pnv3gq5 ]

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14:08 * Finwe noms on DinkyDoo.

14:09 * DinkyDoo flails her little hooves around.

14:12 <DinkyDoo> Hello Finwe

14:12 <Finwe> Hello.

14:13 <Finwe> An so the S5E12 got watched.

14:13 <DinkyDoo> So watchca doing?

14:13 <Finwe> It looks pretty rainy still.

14:14 <DinkyDoo> I'm having to wait for a new charger port and charging cord for my computer. Toshiba shiped mine with lots of faulty parts.

14:16 <Finwe> o3o

14:17 <DinkyDoo> Never buying toshiba again. And how long has it been raining? Also what's o3o

14:17 <DinkyDoo> ?

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14:19 <DinkyDoo> https://i.imgur.com/m3IoNaA.jpg laughing my butt off at the header.

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14:20 <Finwe> !mlfw o3o

14:20 <DerpyBot> http://mylittlefacewhen.com/f/244

14:20 * Finwe boops DerpyBot.

14:20 <Finwe> Surely it's not 244.

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14:21 <Finwe> Dirac: Surely DerpyBot meant http://mylittlefacewhen.com/f/359/

14:21 <Finwe> Lt The_Nostalgia_Mare!

14:21 <Finwe> _o7

14:22 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Radm. Finwe. (Salutes)

14:22 <Finwe> Umm, DinkyDoo, not Dirac.

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14:24 <Finwe> DinkyDoo: And this one, too: http://mylittlefacewhen.com/f/3614/

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14:51 <Pi> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJK-WbMNtjE

14:51 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

14:51 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Stwo ft. Sanna Hartfield - You

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14:53 <Elisa> ok

14:53 <Pi> Mkay

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14:54 <Pi> Was nice knowing you o3o

15:06 <Finwe> o3o

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15:09 <Pi> https://derpiboo.ru/932066

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15:13 <Thelema5> Hello, everypony.

15:13 <Pi> Evening

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15:15 <Pi> Who's Dim Sum the Dragon?

15:16 <Thelema5> I don't know, but he sounds delicious

15:17 <Gilda> SHE is a bootleg of Spike being used as the mascot of a Chinese restaurant.

15:18 <Thelema5> This one? https://derpiboo.ru/932619

15:18 <Gilda> She's kinda cute if you ask me.

15:19 <Pi> https://soundcloud.com/bestdropsever/i-always-knew-these-two-would-work

15:20 <Pi> Get Bel Airred, scrubs!

15:20 <Thelema5> I'd eat her dumplings any day.

15:20 <DataByte> too bad copyright lawyers won't allow it, but it would be neat if she made a cameo xD

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15:22 <Thelema5> !link dumpling

15:22 <DerpyBot> https://derpibooru.org/253883

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15:25 <Electron> I like the tag "lesbian", whenever two females hug for whatever reason it is automatically "lesbian"

15:25 <Electron> sheesh

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15:27 <Thelema5> I think that says more about the tagger than anything else.

15:29 <Thelema5> I guess some people in this fandom regard hugging to be a euphamism for more intimate acts.

15:34 <Electron> in other words this fandom is preoccupied with sex

15:37 <Thelema5> No more so than any other collection of people.

15:37 <Thelema5> I think it would be safe to say that the human race is preoccupied with sex.

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15:40 <Electron> can't argue with that

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15:45 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Turns out she was stolen from someone's Deviantart page, as I kind of suspected

15:46 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Some guy probably Googleimage-searched "cartoon dragon" and that popped up

15:46 <VinylScratch> I saw that earlier

15:46 <VinylScratch> Larson was definitely surprised, lol

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16:04 <Vulpor> Hey all

16:05 * Lenfant_Sauvage waves at Vulpor.

16:05 <Thelema5> Hi, Vulpor.

16:05 <Vulpor> Wassup today?

16:05 <Thelema5> How was the David Eddings audiobook?

16:05 <Vulpor> Still listening

16:05 <Thelema5> Cool beans.

16:06 <Vulpor> https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLlS10KpD6QXNjxHCKVUmfp8X1TJwoUg4R

16:06 <Thelema5> Nothing much is "up" for me, just working my life away.

16:06 <Vulpor> Playlist of the books

16:06 <Vulpor> Ah I know that feel Thelema5

16:07 <Thelema5> It's still bugging me- I know I've read some of Edding's work, but none of it seems familiar.

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16:08 <Vulpor> Well listen to the audiobooks then and get into it!

16:09 *** Gilda is now known as Fall

16:09 <Vulpor> Also I have been listening to the Hart Carol remix from one of the fandom's musicians

16:09 <Vulpor> good remix with some added lyrics

16:09 <Thelema5> Link?

16:10 <Vulpor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TW6mexNZZWo

16:10 <Thelema5> That fluttershy is adorable.

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16:12 <Vulpor> So, i was thinking about Slice of Life today and I do have one small problem with the episode

16:12 <roflin> oh my

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16:13 <Vulpor> I know it was cute/funny with Derpy shutting the door on the Mane Six but to me that would not/should not happen

16:13 <LunaticHell> What is better at getting you out of bed than an alarm clock?

16:13 <Vulpor> If anything those background ponies would want to include the mane six

16:14 <LunaticHell> Agonizing leg cramps, of course, curticy of my "good luck".

16:14 <Vulpor> Since it's all about togeatherness and all

16:14 <Vulpor> Awww sorry to read that LunaticHell

16:15 <LunaticHell> Well in the end I was able to mostly walk it off, literally.

16:15 <LunaticHell> Anyway, Vulpor, what's the sitch?

16:15 <Thelema5> Vulpor, I agree for the most part, but I think it was done to show that the mane 6 are /not/ the center of the universe for the other ponies.

16:16 <Thelema5> LunaticHell, sorry you're in pain!  What happened?

16:16 <Vulpor> Also Derpy being Derpy lol

16:16 <LunaticHell> Leg cramps in bed.

16:16 <LunaticHell> If I could feed on my own pain, I'd called it "breakfast in bed", I also wouldn't be that skinny.

16:16 * Thelema5 applies massages

16:17 <LunaticHell> No worries, I walked it off, literally.

16:17 <Thelema5> Yay!

16:17 <LunaticHell> I went to the store and got me some cigaretts and e-drinks.

16:17 <Thelema5> Breakfast of Champions

16:18 * Pi curls up to a ball and snugs his Octave plushie

16:19 <LunaticHell> Also here's a protip: if your cramp is in the calves muscles, try to find the cramping muscle strain and apply pressure with cour thumb and pointer.

16:19 <LunaticHell> It's the one that hardened.

16:20 <LunaticHell> If you are quick enough, you get arround follow-up pains.

16:24 <LunaticHell> hey, Vulpor, I found something really cool, yesterday.

16:25 <Vulpor> What's that LunaticHell?

16:25 <LunaticHell> !link https://youtu.be/chpE6TmfMMs This.

16:25 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

16:25 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Celestia vs Luna [Epic Rap Battles Of Equestria]

16:26 <Vulpor> lol

16:26 * TimidTanuki waves to all happy ponies

16:26 <Vulpor> good stuff

16:26 <Vulpor> hey TimidTanuki

16:26 * Pi boops TimidTanuki

16:26 <Pi> Evening

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16:29 <Vulpor> LunaticHell that was awesome

16:29 <Vulpor> Next has to be Applejack vs Rainbowdash

16:29 <LunaticHell> Hooves down, Twilight won. =)

16:29 <Vulpor> I wish Discord had interupted them lol

16:30 <LunaticHell> Not princess enough. :3

16:31 <LunaticHell> Also there is AcusticBrony vs Mandopony and Zecora vs Iron Will.

16:33 <Vulpor> "Please excuse me you two but that calls for my Q to rain down the cahos on your cute little heads and then take a nap in some cloud beds. Celestia you turned me to stone but you forgot to tell little Twilight about her real home! Your just a jatted lover who hated my lovin' espeasially when you found that twibun in your ovenz!"

16:34 <Vulpor> Yes I believe in the Celestia/Discord ship

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16:34 <DinkyDoo> NOOoooOOoO!

16:34 <Vulpor> how else do you make harmony then by combining order and cahos

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16:35 <LunaticHell> Dang nabbit, why did Jon Steward had to quit, he is so funny.

16:36 <LunaticHell> Vulpor: What is between day and night?

16:36 <LunaticHell> Exactly, Twilight.

16:36 <Vulpor> Dusk

16:36 <Vulpor> lol

16:37 <Vulpor> Also its a better story

16:37 <Vulpor> Besides I do not wanna think about Fluttershy and Discord

16:38 * Finwe ruthlessly hugs a LunaticHell.

16:38 * LunaticHell adjectively hugs a Finwe.

16:39 <Finwe> o3o

16:40 <DinkyDoo> How do any of said ships sound even plausible?

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16:41 <Finwe> Mr SkyHigh.

16:41 <SkyHigh> Mr Finwe.

16:41 * Finwe doffs his hat.

16:41 * SkyHigh wubs

16:41 *** SkyHigh is now known as Thomas

16:41 <Thomas> !s6

16:41 <DerpyBot> I need 1.21 gigamuffins to find that out for you.

16:41 <Thomas> !s5

16:41 <DerpyBot> The next episode airs in 2d:23h:48m:09s

16:41 <LunaticHell> Wait, Mandopony is working for Normal Boots? I didn't know that.

16:42 <LunaticHell> ...be right back, shaving.

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16:44 <Finwe> Mr Crimson_Tail.

16:44 <Finwe> o7

16:45 <Crimson_Tail> If you're talking to the character, you've mistaken genders, dummy

16:46 <Finwe> No, I'm usually talking with people who join this channel.

16:46 <Thelema5> Shocking.

16:47 * Thelema5 just mutters to himself; sometimes ponies respond

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16:47 <Finwe> Vivid imagination usually does not, in reality, magically transform a male human into a pastel-coloured female equine.

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16:49 <Thelema5> <spongebob> Imaaaagiiiiinaaaaatioooon! </spongebob>

16:49 <Finwe> o3o

16:49 * Finwe hats on Schism.

16:51 <LunaticHell> I return.

16:51 <Crimson_Tail> ok.

16:51 * Lenfant_Sauvage hats on LunaticHell.

16:51 <LunaticHell> Feshly shaved, too, oh hi lenfant

16:51 <LunaticHell> Oh hey, I see a name I have not seen before.

16:51 <LunaticHell> Hello, Crimson_Tail.

16:52 <Thelema5> Welcome back, slick.

16:52 <LunaticHell> I'm trying out a new beard style...that sounds weird.

16:53 <Lenfant_Sauvage> It doesn't.

16:53 <Lenfant_Sauvage> What're you going for?

16:53 <Thelema5> Doesn't realy sound weird.

16:54 <DinkyDoo> As long as you don't look like a tree with half its leafs blown off.

16:56 <LunaticHell> Sounds like Fluttershy with half her mane shaved off...could work and look pretty punk.

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16:56 <LunaticHell> Crimson_Tail: Ya new 'round here?

16:57 <Crimson_Tail> No

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16:57 * DataByte boops DinkyDoo

16:57 <LunaticHell> Hm, have we met here, before?

16:58 <Crimson_Tail> No, I barely even talk here

16:58 * DinkyDoo shimmies up ontop of DerpyBots head in surprise.

16:59 <DinkyDoo> Sup DataByte

16:59 <roflin> LunaticHell: hehe twilight and Rb with mohawks :+

16:59 <roflin> would look like a killer punk band :+

16:59 * DataByte scrunchymuzzles

16:59 <DataByte> fighting with an external hd right now

16:59 <DinkyDoo> Always fun!

16:59 <DataByte> nope

16:59 <DataByte> not my kind of fun :P

17:00 <DataByte> Stage 1: Examining basic file system structure ...

17:00 <DataByte> Progress: 28 of 1726464 done; Stage:  0%; Total:  0%; ETA: 999:00:00 ...

17:00 <DataByte> *sigh*

17:01 <DinkyDoo> Welcome to the ice age data

17:01 <DataByte> aaaaand the device malfunctions and checkdisk is spewing errors by the hundereds

17:02 * Lenfant_Sauvage watches everything explode with DataByte.

17:02 <DataByte> me considers using hard drive as kindling

17:02 <VinylAFK> DataLoss more like!

17:02 * VinylAFK is kinda back, but partly. :p

17:04 * Lenfant_Sauvage kinda noms VinylAFK's ears, but partly.

17:04 * VinylAFK partly enjo-....yeah, that'll do! XD

17:05 <DinkyDoo> Ah I have entered wifi limbo.

17:06 <DinkyDoo> Muffins.

17:06 <SkunkStripe> https://helpx.adobe.com/security/products/flash-player/apsa15-03.html Apperantly we all need to uninstall flash or something

17:07 <DinkyDoo> Huh I need flash! For... Ummmm... Something, I sure of it!

17:07 *** Cloud_Zephyr|Away is now known as Cloud_Zephyr

17:08 <DinkyDoo> Um what uses flash again?

17:08 <SkunkStripe> A lot of things

17:08 <DinkyDoo> Huh does terraria need it?

17:09 <Vulpor> holy gods

17:09 <SkunkStripe> what no.

17:09 <Vulpor> Somebody just DDOS'd the NYSE

17:09 <SkunkStripe> which is?

17:09 <Vulpor> NY Stock Exchange

17:09 <DinkyDoo> Hey I have no idea I know next to nothing on software

17:10 <Vulpor> They are claiming a "technical issue

17:11 <Vulpor> Also China's market is going down and Greece is no more

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17:13 <Sakura> Guys, Slice of Life (Ep. 100) is FREE on Google Play!

17:13 <DinkyDoo> lol Apple did the first episode also a while back

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17:14 * Thelema5 offers everypony holishkes with mashed potato

17:16 <Vulpor> mmmmmmmm thank you Thelema5

17:17 <Sakura> Where's Sethisto or Calpain when we need them?

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17:17 <Sakura> This should go out to the whole fandom

17:17 <ArcherSlamBam> Morning, everyone!

17:17 <Thelema5> Sakura, I think EQD already reported this information

17:18 <ArcherSlamBam> Reported what?

17:18 <Thelema5> Hello, ArcherSlamBam

17:18 <Sakura> They did?

17:18 <Thelema5> That Slice of Life is available for free, ArcherSlamBam

17:18 <roflin> unfortunately google play tv is not available here :(

17:18 <ArcherSlamBam> Ah. Sweet! :D

17:18 <ArcherSlamBam> I got to see Inside Out yesterday.

17:19 <Thelema5> Sakura: http://www.equestriadaily.com/2015/07/slice-of-life-now-free-on-google-play.html

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17:19 <Sakura> Oh lol

17:20 <Sakura> I don't read EQD as often as I used to.

17:20 <Thelema5> Neither do I; I just recalled seeing our resident bot link to it in this chat

17:20 <ArcherSlamBam> To those who haven't seen Inside Out, don't worry - I won't spoil anything. I'll just say that it might become an essential cinematic experience.

17:21 <Thelema5> I'm not sure what that is, ArcherSlamBam.

17:22 <ArcherSlamBam> Inside Out is the new Disney/Pixar movie set in the mind of a little girl, revolving around the emotions that run her. If you get the chance, watch it. If you liked Pixar's Up, you will be far from disappointed.

17:22 <Thelema5> Oh, that.  I heard it was pretty good.

17:23 <ArcherSlamBam> Heck, I didn't even care for Up, and I really enjoyed it. :P

17:24 <Thelema5> Up was an emotional rollercoaster for me.  I can't watch the first part without getting misty-eyed

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17:32 <ArcherSlamBam> To me, the beginning of Up was way too depressing for a children's movie. Unfortunately, it sets up the story for the rest of the movie...

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17:46 <TimidTanuki> Anyone a fan of Steven Universe? If so, have a petition I started that you may want to sign

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17:54 <Thelema5> I like Steven Magnet.  Does that count?>

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17:55 <Thelema5> He's /FAB-u-lous/!

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18:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Spotlight Music: //Succubus.run / Mine All Mine  [ http://tinyurl.com/qd7xasd ]

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18:01 <TimidTanuki> He IS fabulous

18:01 <TimidTanuki> xD

18:01 <ArcherSlamBam> TimidTanuki: What kind of petition?

18:02 <TimidTanuki> It's a bit uh, political I guess. Someone started a petition asking that certain episodes of Steven Universe be censored because of some of the stuff that happens in it, so I started a counter-petition asking that they keep doing what they're already doing

18:02 <ArcherSlamBam> I'll sign it.

18:03 <Schism|Nocturne> Hey, folks at the NYSE... have you tried turning it off, and turning it on again?

18:03 <TimidTanuki> Er, admin-type people, you mind if I link it in here?

18:03 <TimidTanuki> If not I'll send it via PM

18:03 <Scootaloo> It was the isp's fault Schism|Nocturne

18:04 <Scootaloo> Verizon screwed up somewhere and they're giving generic non-specific answers

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18:05 <Schism|Nocturne> Well, I know that the crackers calling themselves 'Anonymous' hinted at potential faults ahead of time.

18:06 <Cepheid> ... Wow.

18:06 <Cepheid> http://www.cheknews.ca/port-hardy-conservation-officer-suspended-108602/

18:06 <Cepheid> A conservation officer is suspended for not euthanizing a pair of bear cubs because they may or may not have gotten into human food.

18:07 <Scootaloo> United airlines & wall street journal also reported problems Schism|Nocturne, and there might be more

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18:08 <TimidTanuki> It's Skynet!

18:08 * TimidTanuki flails

18:08 <Schism|Nocturne> The Wall Street Journal, I suspect, wasn't DDOS'd intentionally: when the stock exchange goes down, of course you're going to check the WSJ habitually in order to see what's happening, and the traffic spike probably, er, spiked the servers.

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18:13 <VinylScratch> <TimidTanuki> Anyone a fan of Steven Universe? If so, have a petition I started that you may want to sign - I know somebody who's already running a counterpetition, don't fret.

18:14 <TimidTanuki> You mean me? :D

18:14 <VinylScratch> Nope

18:14 <VinylScratch> friend of mine called flutterscotch

18:14 <TimidTanuki> Oh, heh. I started one too

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18:15 <ArcherSlamBam> So, who else wants to bet that the "Dim Sum" knock off will make an appearance in Season 6?

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18:15 <VinylScratch> http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-33442419 - Oh, and talking about DDOS's, this is an interesting article about a certain recent arrest

18:16 <Cepheid> The kid hit with 50,700 charges of cybercrime?

18:16 <VinylScratch> " Chat logs discovered on Kivimaki's PC indicated he had used the botnet to attack the news site ZDNet and the chat tool Canternet. "

18:16 <Cepheid> Yeah, now he has to work against cybercrime.

18:17 <Cepheid> I really hope the judge didn't have to list out every single charge.

18:17 <Cepheid> That'd have taken hours upon hours to do.

18:17 <Schism|Nocturne> "the chat tool Canternet"?  BBC, research plz.

18:17 <VinylScratch> xD

18:18 * Cepheid shrugs.

18:18 <VinylScratch> Yeah, the media are still terrible at that

18:18 <Cepheid> I've come to expect that the news media don't know what they're talking about when it comes to technology.

18:20 * VinylScratch giggles like a mad thing, preps coffee and pays more attention to her second screen

18:20 *** VinylScratch is now known as Vinyl-XIV

18:20 <Vinyl-XIV> Finally done the patching

18:20 <ArcherSlamBam> I've come to expect that the news media don't know what they're talking about when it comes to most anything. They're more opinion-based than anything now. Fox News, MSNBC, CNN...

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18:21 * Cepheid should get back to The Secret World.

18:21 <Cepheid> ArcherSlamBam:  You just listed nothing but American news sources.  Of course they're going to be opinion-based.

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18:22 <Vinyl-XIV> xD

18:22 <ArcherSlamBam> Cepheid: True point, there. :P

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18:23 * Schism|Nocturne coughs, "The Guardian," coughs again.

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18:23 <did-you-say-that> Yo

18:23 <Cepheid> Schism|Nocturne:  I was just having fun and taking a pot shot at the US. :P

18:23 <Cepheid> I'm not saying the rest of the world is any better with their news.

18:23 <Vinyl-XIV> did-you-say-that: The names a tad long, mind changing it?

18:24 <Schism|Nocturne> Yeah.  :P

18:24 * Schism|Nocturne yawns loudly. "Guh."

18:24 <did-you-say-that> Sure. Remind me how again please?

18:25 <Cepheid> /nick newNicknameHere

18:25 <Vinyl-XIV> ^

18:25 <Vinyl-XIV> And now, time to remember which character I wanna use...

18:25 *** did-you-say-that is now known as DYST

18:25 <DYST> thanks

18:26 <ArcherSlamBam> Got to see Inside Out yesterday.

18:26 <Cepheid> I have a craving for coffee.  But not just ANY coffee.

18:26 <Schism|Nocturne> By the by, guys, if you don't have FlashBlock installed, /install it./

18:27 <DinkyDoo> the equestria daily banner lol

18:27 <Schism|Nocturne> Cepheid: Pumpkin Spice coffee?

18:27 <Cepheid> Nah.

18:27 <Cepheid> Tim Hortons coffee.

18:27 <Cepheid> The only coffee REAL CANADIANS drink.

18:27 <Schism|Nocturne> Hehe.

18:27 <DYST> Well I'm not Canadian soo....

18:27 * Schism|Nocturne also blinks at that 'Dim Sum' character knockoff. That's awesome.

18:28 <DYST> Guess it's Starbucks for me

18:28 <Cepheid> Apparently it was based on someone's OC.

18:28 <Cepheid> And they found out who's OC.

18:28 <Schism|Nocturne> Yah.

18:29 <Vinyl-XIV> The person was really accepting and alright with it all, lol

18:29 <Vinyl-XIV> which is cool

18:29 <Vinyl-XIV> { she's on twitter. }

18:29 <Cepheid> I got her a lot of attention after all. :P

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18:30 <DYST> So how's life around these parts?

18:31 <Cepheid> It's been reduced to a dystopian post-apocalyptic future.

18:31 <Cepheid> Where ponies rule.

18:31 <Schism|Nocturne> Friendship.  Friendship never changes.

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18:31 <Vinyl-XIV> :3

18:31 * Cepheid gets shot for that pun.

18:31 <DYST> Man November 10 can't come sooner.

18:32 <Cepheid> Heh.

18:32 * Vinyl-XIV is looking more forward to October 31st. >]

18:32 <Cepheid> For?

18:33 <Vinyl-XIV> FNAF4

18:33 <ArcherSlamBam> Cepheid: I honestly want to see her as a main in the next season. At least for an episode. Heck, even if they make it a Spike episode...it'd be that much more enjoyable. :D

18:33 <Schism|Nocturne> I reiterate, guys, install FlashBlock ASAP if you haven't yet.  There's a zero-day exploit which a number of groups are using that's not yet been patched up.

18:33 *** Fall sets mode: -b *!*@Pony-isv5lj.nj.comcast.net

18:33 <ArcherSlamBam> Schism: What is FlashBlock?

18:33 <Schism|Nocturne> It's a program to block Adobe Flash objects on websites without first clicking on the blocking app.

18:35 <DinkyDoo> so whats the news on the new EQG movie?

18:35 <DYST> So how do you guys like the season so far? I think it's the best in my opinion so far.

18:36 <DinkyDoo> yeah but it can. rarly, cause errors on some pages

18:37 <LunaticHell> Dinky Doodle went to town, trotting like a phony, she stuck a feather in her hat and called it "macarony"~

18:37 <DinkyDoo> no opinion DYST i have yet to watch any episode beyond EP 99.

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18:39 <DYST> Well if you get around to watching it they're good times.

18:39 <Cepheid> I gots a cat on my lap.

18:39 <Schism|Nocturne> Does you.

18:40 <Cepheid> Yeah.  And I need to get up.

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18:41 <Supertiger_Mange> Whoa ! There are some many people here, more than #NewLunarRepublic, sorry but what is EquestriaDaily ?

18:41 <LunaticHell> Dinky Doodle, keep it up, Dinky Doodle Derpy, mind the music and the step and

18:41 <LunaticHell> dang I accidentally even o3o

18:41 <Fall> We're the official chat room of the Equestria Daily weblog.

18:41 <DinkyDoo> lol

18:41 <LunaticHell> Wait, we are official?

18:42 <RightHoofGone> Good morning equines of reduced stature. I assume y'all slept well.

18:42 <Supertiger_Mange> ok I said that because I am new french brony ^^

18:42 <DinkyDoo> yes fall. but i knew that?

18:42 <Schism|Nocturne> LunaticHell, considering that we're listed on the website...

18:42 <Fall> ...yes, LunaticHell?

18:42 <Supertiger_Mange> I don't know any blog

18:42 <LunaticHell> I didn't know that. o3o

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18:42 <Fall> Follow the link on the blog and you get here.

18:42 <DinkyDoo> how did you find the room then LunaticHell ?

18:43 <LunaticHell> I mean, someone told me that those two aren't afiliated.

18:43 <DinkyDoo> who said that

18:43 <Vinyl-XIV> They're not - but the site hosts it under communities tab.

18:43 <Fall> The staff is different. That's all.

18:44 <Vinyl-XIV> Either way, welcome. o3o

18:44 <LunaticHell> I wouldn't mind seeing Seth now and then.

18:44 <Supertiger_Mange> Well, I'm going to eat, bye ! au revoir ^^

18:44 <DinkyDoo> seth? the hiddin hand in the shadows??

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18:44 <DinkyDoo> cya Supertiger_Mange

18:44 <LunaticHell> The Sethinator, the reason every 2nd Banner has Trixie in it.

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18:46 <LunaticHell> ScootaTrix's abdriged series actually has a rather neat characterization of Trixie.

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18:47 <LunaticHell> She has the power of the 4th.

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18:49 <DinkyDoo> hmmmm never noticed to trixie in them

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18:54 * Schism|Nocturne wonders if Sethisto is a fan of RainbowDoubleDash's Lunaverse stories.

19:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: My Little Pony - Big Hero 6 (MLP Stopmotion) [ http://tinyurl.com/pqhkas3 ]

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19:01 <Cepheid> So, I took my cat outside again.

19:01 <Cepheid> Not sure what he thinks of it.

19:02 <Cepheid> I held onto him the entire time, of course.

19:02 <Thelema5> Heh, the eqd page which links in to this channel still says that canternet may be down... from that one time like a year ago.

19:02 <Schism|Nocturne> "What's this green stuff?"

19:02 <Cepheid> He looked around mostly, then I felt him "shaking" a bit.

19:02 <Thelema5> "This is the biggest room I've ever seen!"

19:02 <Cepheid> THen he started squirming and wanted to get out of my arms.

19:02 *** Cloud_Zephyr|Away is now known as Cloud_Zephyr

19:03 <Cepheid> Schism|Nocturne:  We don't have much greenery out front thanks to our neighbours.

19:03 <Cepheid> Our little patch of front grass, what little of it we have, was ruined by them constantly bring their dog over into OUR yard to urinate and defecate.

19:04 <Thelema5> You should start dumping our your litterbox on theirs.

19:04 <Thelema5> *out

19:05 <Cepheid> I should, but yeah, they've been warned.  And also warned about one other issue.

19:05 <Cepheid> Apparently a bunch of people live in their unit that isn't on the rent paperwork.

19:06 <Cepheid> Initially only two people lived their.  Now apparently there's like, eight people living there.

19:06 <Cepheid> Er, there*

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19:06 <Cepheid> So the neighbours are on thin ground as is.

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19:11 <Cepheid> You know what one of my favourite feline behaviours is?

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19:11 <Thelema5> kneading?

19:11 <Cepheid> Not the meowing, purring, rolling around, etc.

19:11 <RazorSharpFang> Is it the cat activation noise?

19:12 <Cepheid> But yeah, the kneading.  That motion where they just spread out their paws, the claws come out and they just look like they're in absolute pleasure.

19:12 <RazorSharpFang> They like to do it on fluffy rugs

19:12 <Cepheid> Nah.

19:13 <RazorSharpFang> My cats do at least.

19:13 <Cepheid> It's a motion where they stretch out the paws, their digits extending out, and then the claws come out and dig into whatever surface is beneath them.

19:13 <Cepheid> I have one guaranteed way of getting Spitfire to do that.

19:13 <Cepheid> He has a spot right behind his shoulder blades where if I scratch it, he gets really relaxed and starts doing the kneading thing.

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19:16 <Vulpor> Man, No Man's Sky needs to come out

19:16 <RazorSharpFang> My cats seem to do it on a fluffy rug, or if he's sitting on me. (owww)

19:17 <ADragonDreaming> You'll note that nursing kittens will do it on mom's tummy.

19:17 <Vulpor> Watching a video on the economy in the game

19:17 <Vulpor> sweet lord its amazing

19:18 <ADragonDreaming> Meanwhile ...

19:18 <ADragonDreaming> Social media sites for -

19:18 <ADragonDreaming> Document disposal technicians: Shreddit.

19:18 <ADragonDreaming> Retrievial specialists: Gettit.

19:18 <ADragonDreaming> Gambling enthusiasts: Bettit.

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19:19 <ADragonDreaming> Gossip mongers: Saidit.

19:19 <RazorSharpFang> Are those terrible puns?

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19:19 <ADragonDreaming> Permissions administrators: Lettit.

19:19 <ADragonDreaming> Firemen: Wettit.

19:19 <ADragonDreaming> Background investigators: Vettit.

19:19 <ADragonDreaming> Fishermen: Nettit.

19:20 <Vinyl-XIV> Need to know something? Internettit

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19:23 <Finwe> o3o

19:25 <Cepheid> Vinyl-XIV:  I prefer Googlet-  ... Wait, that's not a good one.

19:25 * Finwe hats on Vinyl-XIV.

19:25 * Vinyl-XIV equips!

19:26 * Finwe is stylish.

19:27 <Vinyl-XIV> You also add +1 to charisma scores. ;3

19:27 <Cepheid> I dunno, I'd say he detracts from Charisma.

19:27 <Cepheid> Or rather social skills.

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19:29 *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Mike_Coltfield

19:31 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Ponified Goat Sneaks into Goat Simulator'z "GoatZ" [ http://tinyurl.com/qb3yrhc ]

19:32 <Finwe> Mr Mike_Coltfield.

19:32 <Mike_Coltfield> Poni.

19:33 * Finwe doffs his hat.

19:33 * Vinyl-XIV poni's at Mike_Coltfield

19:33 <Finwe> Ponies!

19:33 <Cepheid> Oh gods.

19:33 <Cepheid> Ponies in GoatZ.  People are going to demand refunds for the game now.

19:34 <Vinyl-XIV> :P

19:34 <ADragonDreaming> Eh?

19:34 <ADragonDreaming> Oh.

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19:39 <Cepheid> Huh.  Only one thread on the steam forums mentions the painting.  And not surprisingly it's a complaint.

19:42 <Cepheid> This is...  Okay, this is unusual.

19:42 <ADragonDreaming> Eh.

19:42 <ADragonDreaming> It's a painting.

19:43 <Cepheid> Not that.

19:43 <Cepheid> Oh bah, I wasn't quiet enough.

19:43 <Cepheid> Spitfire was asleep next to me on the couch without a blanket or anything to sleep on.

19:43 *** Reia_Sleep is now known as Reia_Hope

19:43 <Cepheid> It's a rare sight to see him next to me on the couch.

19:44 <Vinyl-XIV> maybe he just wants cuddles?

19:44 *** Vinyl-XIV is now known as VinylScratch

19:44 <VinylScratch> I think that'll do...no progress made, buuuut I had some fun anyway. XD

19:44 <Cepheid> If you've seen my cat in person, you'd know how he'd get cuddles when I'm on the couch.

19:44 <ADragonDreaming> Anyone who complains over this needs to realize that it really doesn't matter. Just like whatever Kevin Kline, Angela Lansbury, and Rex Smith were singing about in that one scene.

19:44 <ADragonDreaming> Cepheid: attack your arm?

19:45 <Cepheid> Nah.

19:45 <ADragonDreaming> Occupy lap?

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19:46 *** ChanServ sets mode: +qo Ali Ali

19:46 * ADragonDreaming sneaks up on Ali, singing "With Catlike Tread"

19:46 <Cepheid> He'll climb onto my lap, do a full 360 turn, then lay down and curl up in my right arm, with one of his legs resting on my stomach.

19:46 <Cepheid> Thanks network connection, for dropping out like that.

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19:47 <Finwe> Mr Persona.

19:47 <Persona> Yo

19:47 <Tirek> Greetings, I'm here now.

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19:47 <Mike_Coltfield> That's the power of Ponies: https://www.dropbox.com/s/7weff759mvwtbem/Screenshot%202015-07-08%2008.44.37.png?dl=0

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19:48 <Cepheid> Stupid network card.

19:48 <ADragonDreaming> Mike_Coltfield: eeeyup.

19:48 <Cepheid> Anyways, no.  He climbs onto my lap, does a 360 turn, curls up in my arm, and rests one of his legs on my stomach.  Hold on, I think I got a picture of it.

19:49 <Finwe> Mike_Coltfield: Are those daily figures?

19:49 <ADragonDreaming> Looks like it's set for 1y?

19:49 <Mike_Coltfield> Those are from a few minutes ago on my Stocks widget.

19:49 <ADragonDreaming> or maybe that's just the graph at the bottom.

19:49 <Mike_Coltfield> I just leave the 1yr chart open for whatever one I happen to click on

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19:50 <Cepheid> http://i.imgur.com/BgrbsMk.jpg Not the best picture of it, as he's not curled up in my arm, and it's blurry, but it shows the one paw up over my stomach.

19:50 <Persona> That is a cat

19:50 <ADragonDreaming> That is a snuggle-cat.

19:51 <Finwe> So, did Hasbro go 1.35% up from yesterday or from one year ago?

19:51 <ADragonDreaming> "Come, friends, who plough the sea! Truce to navigation, take another station! Let's vary piracy, with a little buglaree!"

19:53 * Finwe noms on Mike_Coltfield's investments.

19:53 <DinkyDoo> dust 514 is doing good again and ccp is now making money on the game despite it being a ps3 only game still. took them a while cant wait to play it again.

19:53 <ADragonDreaming> What?

19:56 <DinkyDoo> dust 514 free to play game on ps3 is making money now. while for its first 2 years it wasnt making anything really.

19:56 <DinkyDoo> still they finnaly ironed out all the bugs it looks like and its looking very nice at the minute

19:56 <ADragonDreaming> And what is dust 514?

19:57 <ADragonDreaming> Speaking in a more specific manner.

19:58 <DinkyDoo> a fps game located in the eve online universe.

19:58 <Cepheid> An FPS MMO based in the world of Eve Online, I-

19:58 <Cepheid> Yeah.

19:58 <ADragonDreaming> Ah.

19:58 <ADragonDreaming> Well, good luck to them, then!

19:58 <DinkyDoo> has tanks anti gravity air craft and infantry combat

19:58 * Cepheid really should get around to finishing Etrian Odyssey Untold.

19:59 * Cepheid is only thinking about it because listening to Etrian Odyssey Mystery Dungeon OST.

19:59 <DinkyDoo> pesky infantry allways tring to shoot down my airship :(

19:59 * ADragonDreaming gets back to Skyrim.

19:59 <Cepheid> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wXWX2UZXIs Unexpected track to hear in the game.

19:59 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

19:59 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Etrian Mystery Dungeon OST - 06 - Raised Sword in Pride

19:59 <ADragonDreaming> Well of course they are. Otherwise you'd provide air support.

19:59 <DinkyDoo> never works but still they never give up

20:00 <Cepheid> As for why that's an unexpected track:  It's from Etrian Odyssey 3.  Another game I also need to finish.

20:00 <Cepheid> Especially since I finally found the cartridge for it.

20:00 <ADragonDreaming> If it never works, then it's actually a good thing.

20:00 <ADragonDreaming> Because it distracts them from shooting your infantry buddies.

20:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Random Merch: Ice Cube Tray, Electric Toothbrush, Bed Spreads, and More!  [ http://tinyurl.com/oj4w42c ]

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20:01 <DinkyDoo> i am a hotpoint insert pilot in dust 514 i can pull a dropship out oh a fatal crash vector while taking anti-air fire and get a full squad into there objective fast. and perfictly intact. thats my combat role in dust

20:02 <ADragonDreaming> Cool.

20:02 <ADragonDreaming> I'm a pickle.

20:02 <DinkyDoo> a pickle?

20:02 <ADragonDreaming> Yep.

20:02 <wobniaR> I'm a banana

20:02 <DinkyDoo> lol

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20:03 * Finwe slices ADragonDreaming and puts him in a sandwich.

20:03 * Schism|Nocturne offers Finwe some peanut butter and miracle whip to add to said bananana sandwich.

20:03 <DinkyDoo> i use to be a tank driver and a scout but then everyone started carring av gear and radar units :(

20:03 * Schism|Nocturne oh waits, pickle sandwich. Offers cheese instead.

20:03 <Finwe> o3o

20:04 <Schism|Nocturne> Here you go, folks.  Warning: Deadly levels of adorable.  http://www.boredpanda.com/kitten-owlet-best-friends-fuku-marimo-hukulou-coffee-japan/

20:04 <Finwe> I was about to make milkshake of wobniaR.

20:04 <Finwe> Banana sandwiches are not my cup of tea.

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20:07 <Schism|Nocturne> Fair enough.

20:07 * Schism|Nocturne instead slices up a banana and puts it on corn flakes with brown sugar, serves that to Finwe.

20:07 <Thelema5> Celestia!  Nooooooo!

20:07 <Thelema5> You monster!

20:08 * Finwe noms on this fruity cereal meal.

20:09 *** Awaykitty is now known as Unixkitty

20:10 <Finwe> Miss Unixkitty.

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20:10 * Finwe doffs hat.

20:10 *** TimidTanuki is now known as TheNarrator

20:10 * Schism|Nocturne offers Unixkitty a swordfish steak, seared on a grill and served with a mango chutney.

20:10 <Unixkitty> Good evening Finwe

20:11 <Unixkitty> I'm not entirely sure what the last thingy in that is, but I think it still sounds amazing

20:11 <TheNarrator> I am the narrator!

20:11 <Unixkitty> I'm just having homemade lasagna though :P

20:11 <CloudChaser> ugh, i would start huggin everypony but i have a headache

20:11 <Schism|Nocturne> Unixkitty: Chutney is a sort of fruit preserve.

20:11 <Finwe> Chutney is chutney.

20:12 <Schism|Nocturne> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chutney

20:12 <Finwe> Mango chutney is chutney with mango in it.

20:12 <Unixkitty> I guess I've never heard of that then? :P

20:12 <Finwe> o3o

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20:12 <Schism|Nocturne> When many folks on this side of the pond think of chutney, they think of Major Grey's, which is mango, raisins, vinegar, lime, onion, tamarind, sweetening and spices.

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20:15 <Unixkitty> wobniaR confirmed fruit

20:15 <Unixkitty> !mail FruitNibbler wobniaR

20:15 <DerpyBot> Thank you for using the Derpy Mail Service 6_9

20:15 <Schism|Nocturne> Unixkitty: Check that link I provided above?  o3o

20:16 <Finwe> Patak's Mango Chutney is a common mark here.

20:16 * Schism|Nocturne nodnods, "A common sight over here, as well."

20:17 <TheNarrator> Without hesitation, Finwe dashed forward and ate an entire jar of chutney

20:17 <Unixkitty> Schism|Nocturne, okay?

20:17 <Schism|Nocturne> Unixkitty: Just because it's d'awww inducing.

20:17 <Unixkitty> Oh, I thought you meant the chutney one

20:18 <Unixkitty> I was like, wait what

20:18 <Schism|Nocturne> Oh, sorry!  I meant the boredpanda one.

20:18 <Schism|Nocturne> TheNarrator: That would provide a certain amount of diabetic shock.

20:18 <Finwe> The name chutney comes from Sanskrit for "to lick".

20:19 * Finwe licks Unixkitty.

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20:21 * Unixkitty squeaks to Finwe

20:21 * Unixkitty beeps Finwe's o3o

20:21 <Finwe> o3o

20:21 <Finwe> *boop*

20:21 <Unixkitty> :P

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20:22 * Schism|Nocturne boops Finwe with a slice of vegetable pizza, topped with avocado, broccoli, carrots, dates, and onions.

20:24 <Finwe> o3o!

20:24 <Cepheid> I find the most amazing thing is that my laptop screen doesn't get dirty with smudges from fingerprints or anything.

20:24 <Cepheid> It gets dirty with cat dander and cat fur.

20:25 <Unixkitty> !link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj2b12JBq2E

20:25 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

20:25 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Light Cycle - Approaching Nirvana

20:25 <Finwe> My favourite is asparagus, artichoke, mushroom and onion pizza.

20:25 * Unixkitty applies the link to Pi

20:25 <Finwe> Naturally with tomatoes as well.

20:25 <Schism|Nocturne> Mmm, asparagus, absolutely lovely stuff that is.

20:26 * Schism|Nocturne boops Cepheid with a salmon steak with grilled, lemoned asparagus and white rice.

20:26 * Cepheid eats it all.

20:26 <Cepheid> I love asparagus.

20:26 <Cepheid> And salmon steaks.  And rice.

20:27 <Schism|Nocturne> Three great foods that go great together.  o3o

20:27 <wobniaR> No tomato sauce or cheese? Heresy

20:27 * Finwe boops Schism|Nocturne with green asparagus ice cream.

20:28 <Finwe> wobniaR:  There's cheese and tomato sauce in every pizza.

20:28 <Finwe> You don't need to mention them separately.

20:28 <Cepheid> http://i.imgur.com/gBpQLKc.gif How I imagine Unixkitty when she "applies the link to Pi"

20:29 <Unixkitty> Hahaha

20:29 <Finwe> The pink to li.

20:29 <Unixkitty> Well certainly not that rudely, just giving it to them sort of

20:29 <Finwe> e

20:29 <Unixkitty> !mail Cepheid Finwe

20:29 <DerpyBot> Mail delivered! Thank you for using the Derpy Mail Service 6_9

20:29 <Cepheid> But you are a cat.

20:29 <Cepheid> So it may as well be like that.

20:29 * Unixkitty meows at Cepheid and puffycheeks

20:29 <Cepheid> !mail Unixkitty Return to Sender

20:29 <DerpyBot> Mail delivered! Thank you for using the Derpy Mail Service 6_9

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20:30 <Unixkitty> Are you saying I would do everything dumbly and rudely?

20:31 <Cepheid> Nah.  I was implying that cats are inconsiderate and bother people incessantly, as my dad has repeatedly pointed out to me in the last few weeks. :P

20:31 * Finwe applies a cat fuzzler to Unixkitty.

20:31 <Cepheid> Apparently Tizzy and Spitfire have taken to pawing at his face in the morning.  Or sitting on his head.  Or licking his nose.  OR biting his feet.

20:31 <Cepheid> Or just playing all over him.

20:32 <Schism|Nocturne> Finwe: You are actually incorrect.  o3o

20:32 <Cepheid> Indeed.

20:32 <Cepheid> I regularly ask for garlic sauce instead of tomato sauce on my pizzas.

20:32 <Cepheid> SO YOU ARE WRONG FINWE! WRONG WRONG WRONG!

20:32 <Cepheid> !mail Finwe WROOOOOONNNGGG!

20:33 <DerpyBot> Mail delivered! Thank you for using the Derpy Mail Service 6_9

20:33 * Cepheid is losing it.

20:33 <Unixkitty> Nerd

20:33 * Unixkitty runs

20:33 * Schism|Nocturne points at a slice of flatbread without cheese or tomato sauce. It instead uses mushrooms, fresh tomatoes, basil, apples, olives, and just a bit of olive oil.

20:33 <Finwe> In every REAL pizza.

20:33 * Unixkitty dives under Finwe

20:34 <Cepheid> I'm also kind of wondering why the hell I'm bothering with the Projection matrix and viewport transform in this graphics rendering system I'm implementing...

20:34 <Schism|Nocturne> Or there's this pizza.  https://izziebleuheartsit.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/20120422-224809.jpg

20:34 <Cepheid> Finwe:  Go back to your sauna and getting drunk. :P

20:35 <Finwe> It's not sauna day today.

20:35 <Finwe> o3o

20:35 * Cepheid was trying to use an appropriate insult.

20:35 <Cepheid> For the region you live in. :P

20:36 <Cepheid> The stereotype of Finland is that everyone has saunas, and a past time is drinking, if I recall correctly. :P

20:36 <Cepheid> Since it's always dark and depressing there or something.

20:36 <Cepheid> And cold.

20:37 <Cepheid> That said I'm kind of surprised Canada doesn't have a stereotype of always being drunk or having saunas in every household.

20:37 <Schism|Nocturne> Igloos and poutine, Cepheid.  And beer, eh.

20:37 <Cepheid> Because it's far enough north that it's stereotypically cold and dark three-fourths of the year.

20:37 <Cepheid> Right right.  Igloos.

20:37 <Cepheid> That's our sauna.

20:38 <Finwe> It's dark betwixt 11:45 p.m. and 3:50 a.m.

20:38 <Cepheid> Huh.  Apparently Quebec has complained about cultural appropriation of the Poutine as a Canadian dish.

20:38 <Finwe> When the sun is below the horizon.

20:39 <Unixkitty> !link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rc_YS_nt9ko

20:39 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

20:39 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Solar Wind - Approaching Nirvana

20:39 <Schism|Nocturne> Cepheid: Pfff.  Next they're going to claim that Montreal smoked meat has been stolen.

20:40 <Schism|Nocturne> Or that maple syrup is entirely their own domain.

20:40 <Cepheid> It's likely just a small bunch of Quebec nationalists/separatists again complaining.

20:40 <Schism|Nocturne> Yah.

20:41 <Schism|Nocturne> Also, one item which has been cited as a Canadian national dish is... Kraft Dinner.

20:41 <Snapai> mac n cheese

20:41 <Cepheid> I've no problem with Quebec, aside from it's language laws and the few political parties that endorse such laws and push them.

20:41 <Cepheid> My parents on the other hand... >_>;

20:41 <Cepheid> Ye gods.  I'm never to invite anyone I know from Quebec to my house.

20:42 <Finwe> Are you racist?

20:42 <Cepheid> I'm not.

20:42 <Cepheid> But my parents are.

20:42 <Cepheid> In a sense.

20:42 <Cepheid> They dislike Quebec.

20:42 <Cepheid> A LOT.

20:42 <Schism|Nocturne> Snapai: Yes, Kraft Dinner.

20:42 <Cepheid> They would rather see the province separate, then burn down in flames.

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20:42 <Snapai> What is this Dim Sum dragon in the topic about?

20:42 <Unixkitty> You could group your messages a bit better you know, Cepheid

20:42 <Cepheid> Irregardless of who lives there.

20:42 <Cepheid> Yes, I know, I know.

20:43 <Schism|Nocturne> Snapai: Someone came up with an OC modeled after Spike, which was then appropriated by a restaurant in China.

20:43 <Snapai> ohhh

20:43 <Finwe> Snapai: A female version of Spike, serving Chinese food.

20:43 <Finwe> o3o

20:43 <Snapai> What was the name of the restaurant, the Steel Donut?

20:44 <Cepheid> Essentially, my parents have a huge problem with Quebec.  They don't like the people.  They don't like their attitude, their driving behaviours, their language laws.  They think that Quebec is stealing jobs, is ruining lives of English-speaking Canadians, that they're self-righteous, etc.

20:44 <Snapai> Stealing jobs?!

20:44 <Finwe> Sounds pretty self-righteous.

20:45 <Cepheid> Sometimes I wonder if their claim of why I didn't learn French was true or not.

20:45 <Cepheid> My parents say it's because doctors told them to pull me out of all the French language classes I was in.

20:45 <Finwe> That you get laws the people want to have is one of the characteristics of democracy.

20:45 <Schism|Nocturne> Snrkkk... "Kraft Dinner is the biggie, probably because it so precisely laser-targets the favoured Canadian food groups: fat, sugar, starch and salt."

20:46 <Cepheid> Yeah, but admittedly there are some laws that skirt the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms.

20:46 <Cepheid> Quebec laws, that is.

20:47 <Cepheid> Some Quebec parties have also tried to do things that outright break laws set in the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms.  Not surprisingly they failed, and it also costed them.

20:47 <Finwe> Don't they have partial independence?

20:48 <Cepheid> I dunno.  NEver looked into it.  Provincial laws can overrule federal laws though.  But I honestly think there should be a limit there.  For example, the language laws kind of infringe upon the section of "no discrimination based on race, gender, creed, language, etc."

20:48 <Cepheid> Unfortunately the courts disagree.

20:49 <Finwe> Anyone has chance to learn English and French alike, eeenope?

20:50 <Cepheid> It's unfortunate because if I ever wanted to visit Quebec for any legitimate reason, I'd have trouble.  I don't speak French, and despite the official languages of Canada being English and French, only French is used in Quebec, and the only one required.

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20:51 <Cepheid> That's true, Finwe.  But what about those who aren't given a chance or a choice in the matter?

20:51 <Cepheid> Where do they fit in?

20:52 <Cepheid> At the time I was pulled out of my language classes, I was barely starting to speak English.

20:52 <Finwe> Children don't have that much choice.

20:52 <Cepheid> Adults do, yes.

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20:52 <Cepheid> But how long does it take to learn a language?

20:53 <Cepheid> And learn it fluently?

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20:53 <Finwe> A couple of years should do.

20:53 <Cepheid> Without help?

20:53 <Finwe> Depends on how intensively you study.

20:54 <Cepheid> See, the problem is, I have no financial support to learn the language.  My parents won't fund it.  They don't want me learning the language for one reason or another.

20:54 <Nintendo4DS> what was the mlp song that went like this? http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cRSaY50tmy

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20:54 <Nintendo4DS> from what I've heard you don't really want to visit Quebec anyway

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20:55 <Cepheid> Eh.

20:55 <Cepheid> I'm indifferent about Quebec.

20:55 <Cepheid> The problem with the language barrier for me is mostly about jobs.

20:55 <Cepheid> The province has been pushing outside of Quebec to enforce French-English bilingualism in the workforce in some places along the border.

20:56 <Thelema5> Nintendo4DS, is that the only part of the song you can reference?

20:56 <Nintendo4DS> I think I can recreate more of it

20:56 <FruitNibbler> Cepheid, there are a lot of free apps on android market to learn french

20:56 <FruitNibbler> DuoLingo for once

20:56 <Thelema5> It sounds like a phrase from "Shine Like Rainbows", but I'd need more context to know for sure.

20:56 <Finwe> Why should your parents fund you after you have turned 18 or 21 or whatever the limit is in Canada?

20:56 <FruitNibbler> There are other free and not so free ones

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20:56 <Nintendo4DS> it was electronic music

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20:57 <FruitNibbler> But major players are Busuu and Babel, the charge ~5$ per month for courses

20:57 <Finwe> You can work to earn the money or borrow it or whatever.

20:57 <Cepheid> Finwe, let me repeat.

20:57 <Cepheid> There is a city-wide push for French-English bilingualism.

20:58 <Cepheid> I need to know French to get a job.

20:58 <Cepheid> I have no money.

20:58 <FruitNibbler> Then learn it, what's the deal?

20:58 <FruitNibbler> I am currently learning 11 languages royally free

20:58 <Cepheid> I don't have four years to spare to get fluent enough in the language.

20:59 <Finwe> o3o

20:59 <Cepheid> That's the level of fluency I need.

20:59 <FruitNibbler> You only need some dedication and somewhere between 3 weeks and 5 month to become fluent

20:59 <Cepheid> Noooooo....  I need four years.

20:59 <Cepheid> They expect a certain level of fluency.

21:00 <FruitNibbler> You'll get fluent while using the language

21:00 <Cepheid> Not good enough.

21:00 <FruitNibbler> That#s the key: usage

21:00 <Cepheid> I have to be able to hold a coherent conversation while I'm on the job.

21:00 <Cepheid> I can't simply go in say "I'm learning the language.

21:00 <Cepheid> I have to say "I know the language fluently."

21:00 <FruitNibbler> Watch movies in french, listen to music, talk to french people and you'll be fluent in months

21:00 <Cepheid> I can be fired for not knowing the language fluently enough.

21:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: 14 Dollar Sale on Hundreds of Pony Shirts, Plus a Mad Max Shirt Appears  [ http://tinyurl.com/nwyvjnx ]

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21:01 <Cepheid> Here's an example.

21:02 * Finwe patpats Cepheid.

21:02 <Cepheid> My mother and father can speak French.

21:02 <FruitNibbler> I have learned Lithuanian in like 4 month simply because I was surrounded by lithuanians and nopony spoke any other language

21:02 <Cepheid> They don't like the fact that they can speak it, but they can.

21:02 <Cepheid> My dad's not allowed on any French businesses for his job.

21:02 <Cepheid> Because he's not fluent enough for their liking.

21:02 <FruitNibbler> That'd a bit language-ist IMO

21:03 <Cepheid> My mother lost her initial job because her file said she wasn't fluent enough in French, and when the confronted her about it, they were surprised to find out she was actually just barely fluent enough to keep the job.  But didn't give it back to her anyways.

21:03 <Thelema5> Sounds like it's just another proficiency based job-skill, to me.

21:03 <Cepheid> They gave it to the purely French-only newbie who had no prior experience in her position.

21:03 <FruitNibbler> And that's why your parents don't want you to learn french?

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21:04 <Cepheid> They don't want me to learn French because they're bigots that dislike Quebec.

21:04 <Cepheid> They keep telling me that it'll be fine because we'll be moving away from this city "soon."

21:04 <FruitNibbler> /).-+

21:04 <Cepheid> They've been telling me that for hmm....  Ten years now?

21:04 <Finwe> o3o

21:04 <Finwe> I see.

21:04 <Cepheid> My best bet really is to move to Toronto.

21:05 <Thelema5> Moving is difficult.  Takes time, money, and security.

21:05 <FruitNibbler> I mean I don't like USA or GB and their politics, but that has 0 to do with english language itself

21:05 <Cepheid> Seriously though, you have positions that have NO INTERACTION WITH CLIENTS AT ALL requesting French-English bilingualism.

21:05 <FruitNibbler> It's just stupid to ditch the language for the deeds of a country

21:06 <Cepheid> Employers in this city are so jittery because they've lost so many skilled employees due to this push for French-English bilingualism, that even positions where it makes no sense are asking for it.

21:06 <Finwe> English went awry when the Normans came to Britain.

21:06 <Finwe> o3o

21:06 <FruitNibbler> Ah the stoopid policies

21:07 <Cepheid> Horror stories include employers who had employees for 30+ years, not a single complaint ever filed against those employees, suddenly losing them because said employee either wasn't fluent enough, or didn't speak French.

21:07 <FruitNibbler> Yeah, we have it easy here: just parking spaces for women, but not this kind of stupid

21:07 <Thelema5> Wait, what?  Parking spaces for women?

21:07 <Cepheid> The basic gist of the complaints are that it's unfair hiring practices.

21:08 <Cepheid> But the irony is if you go across the border to Quebec?

21:08 <Cepheid> The only requirement for hiring over there is French-language only, and every service is in French.

21:08 <FruitNibbler> Heck, you don't even need to be 100% proficient in german to do certain jobs (usually low skill ones)

21:08 <Cepheid> You can't get services in English there.

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21:09 <Cepheid> This really all just started because of government issues, which were fair mind you.

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21:09 <FruitNibbler> Yes Thelema5 there are parking spaces for women in Germany (although not strictly enforced sice it is hard to tell who parked the car when it's empty)

21:09 <Cepheid> Government services in the city were often offered only in English, not English and French.

21:09 <Cepheid> So the people complained about the English-only service.

21:10 <Cepheid> Problem is, the behaviour started spreading into private sector as well.

21:10 <FruitNibbler> It is well and dandy, but shouldn't it only go for jobs that really need that bilingualism?

21:10 <Cepheid> Aye.  Public sector I can understand.  Dealing with government and all, when the country has two official languages.

21:10 <FruitNibbler> That would not even be 10% of the jobs methinks

21:11 <Cepheid> But I guess someone got the idea that attacking private sector was a fun idea as well.

21:11 <Cepheid> Fun thing.

21:11 <Finwe> Most of the offices of the state require knowledge of both Finnish and Swedish.

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21:11 <Cepheid> Quebec is actually so protectionist about it's language, that even using non-English words on menus is considered an offense.

21:12 <Cepheid> So you can't use italian names for dishes on a menu.

21:12 <Cepheid> Or Finnish names, or Japanese names, etc.

21:12 <FruitNibbler> http://www.autofahrer.ch/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/frauenparkplatz.jpg

21:12 <Cepheid> They have a language police to enforce it as well, and you can be fined quite a bit for breaking the language laws.

21:13 <FruitNibbler> Thelema5, here is an example frauen = woman, park platz = parking place/space

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21:13 <Cepheid> So yeah, if you ever go to Quebec and you want to order a dish in your native land, better brush up on your French.  You're not gonna be able to order it otherwise.

21:13 <FruitNibbler> My stepdad had parked on one because he had no clue, haven't been fined though

21:13 <Finwe> FruitNibbler:  Are they wider than normal parking lots?

21:14 <FruitNibbler> Of course Finwe

21:14 <Seoson> Or just don't go to Quebec and enjoy the sane part of Canada :P

21:14 <Finwe> I see.

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21:14 <FruitNibbler> How could they not be (they used to have pink outline too, but white paint is cheaper, so it is no more)

21:14 <Cepheid> Eh.  Assuming you can get past the ludicrous language *YAY* of Quebec, it's actually not that bad.

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21:15 <Nintendo4DS> this was the song Thelema5 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU9MH2ZOOPw

21:15 * Finwe hats on Cepheid.

21:15 <FruitNibbler> It all started wit an outrage that pregnant women were allowed to use the handicapped parking spaces, so to satisfy feminists, those special parking spaces were created

21:15 <Finwe> A haute couture hat from Paris.

21:16 <Finwe> o3o

21:16 * Cepheid should introduce Surstromming to Quebec.

21:16 <Cepheid> See what they want to call it. :P

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21:16 <Finwe> strömming

21:16 <Cepheid> I can't do accented characters at the moment.

21:16 <Nintendo4DS> key was wrong

21:17 <FruitNibbler> the è and é ?

21:17 <Nintendo4DS> pregnant women getting to walk less far doesn't really sound like it'd be controversial

21:17 <FruitNibbler> Aceent egu and accent grave, and there is a third one too

21:17 <Finwe> ö is umlauted

21:18 <Finwe> Accent circonflex.

21:18 <Seoson> "umlauted" wth?

21:18 <Finwe> ê

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21:18 <FruitNibbler> Yeah that one

21:18 <FruitNibbler> And they have that weird oe thing

21:18 <Finwe> O-Umlaut.

21:19 <FruitNibbler> Like in the word oef - "egg"

21:19 <Finwe> œ

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21:19 <FruitNibbler> oeuf*

21:19 <Finwe> The Danish have æ and ø.

21:19 <Finwe> o3o

21:19 <FruitNibbler> Weird letters are weird

21:20 <Cepheid> Hey.  Hey Google Jobs.  Hey.  Gooooogle.  Irvine, California is not in Canada.

21:20 * Unixkitty starts patiently waiting for Terraria on Linux.

21:20 <roflin> hehe kollektivet made a song about that ;+

21:20 <Finwe> Æ is the same as ä, and ø corresponds to ö.

21:20 <FruitNibbler> Even germans have settled for ö=oe, ä=ae, ü=ue, ß=ss,

21:21 <Seoson> The French also have Ç

21:21 <Cepheid> Unixkitty:  Have they released it yet?

21:21 <FruitNibbler> Because weird letters don't help learning or typing on normal keyboard

21:21 <Finwe> ß is actually s+z.

21:21 <Unixkitty> Um... didn't I type "waiting for"?

21:21 <Seoson> Finwe: Yeah, but when written replaced by SS

21:22 <Jmygamers> Hello.

21:22 <FruitNibbler> Strasse

21:22 <Seoson> So both of you are right ;-)

21:22 <Finwe> But yes, it stands for ss.

21:22 <Unixkitty> There was this though https://www.gamingonlinux.com/articles/terraria-still-planned-for-linux-due-after-the-13-release.5311

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21:22 <Cepheid> Unixkitty:  "waiting for" could imply that it was downloading at a slow rate.

21:22 <Unixkitty> pls

21:22 <Schism|Nocturne> Cepheid: <.<  They're almost done with the new Google building up on this end.

21:22 <FruitNibbler> In spoken speach ß is pretty much a sharper [s] sound in german

21:23 <Finwe> Eeeyup.

21:23 <Finwe> But graphically it's a ligature of Fraktur long s and z.

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21:24 <Cepheid> Schism|Nocturne:  My sister's asking me when I want to go down to Toronto again.  I might do so soon.  Won't be until after August 10th at a minimum.

21:24 <Finwe> The Fraktur z looks a bit like 3.

21:24 <Cepheid> As my parents are going on vacation and abandoning me for 10 days starting July 31st.

21:24 <Unixkitty> Cepheid, not to brag, but in case of possible future implications. http://i.unixkitty.net/H2u6eD8s.png

21:25 <Finwe> And the long s is not entirely unlike f.

21:25 <Unixkitty> Who am I kidding though, of course I'm bragging.

21:26 <Finwe> Who are you kittying?

21:26 <Unixkitty> Kittying?

21:26 <roflin> dat ping

21:26 <Cepheid> I do in fact hate you Unixkitty.

21:26 <Cepheid> Here, lemme show you my speed.

21:26 <Unixkitty> I love you too Cepheid :P

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21:26 <Schism|Nocturne> That's one impressive internet speed.

21:27 <Finwe> A bit under half of mine.

21:27 <Finwe> o3o

21:27 <Unixkitty> Now that is just bragging

21:27 <Unixkitty> :P

21:27 <Cepheid> http://www.speedtest.net/result/4490666509.png

21:27 <Schism|Nocturne> I'm at 60/10.

21:27 <Schism|Nocturne> Cephy: Ah, you're on the rocket 100 package?

21:27 <Schism|Nocturne> Er, ignite 100*

21:27 <Cepheid> 100 Ignite.

21:27 <Unixkitty> That's actually a lovely rate Cepheid, I personally hardly ever use even like half of my bandwidth

21:28 <Finwe> Who would?

21:28 <Cepheid> Unixkitty:  Your speeds actually do help me pinpoint your region a bit more, though. :P

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21:28 <Cepheid> I'll be honest.

21:28 <Finwe> ...unless you have something like 1 Mbit/s.

21:28 <Cepheid> 400MBits/sec is a bit excessive.

21:28 <Schism|Nocturne> Depends on what you're running.

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21:29 <Unixkitty> TV Show torrents.

21:29 * Unixkitty hides

21:29 <Schism|Nocturne> Gasp.

21:29 <Cepheid> There's an upper limit.

21:29 <Cepheid> And it's not just the Ethernet cable.

21:29 <Finwe> I have 1/1 Gbit/s, but I usually get something like 970/970 Mbit/s.

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21:30 <Cepheid> The issue lies less in the networking and more in the storage.

21:30 <Cepheid> Unless you're running a RAID or using an SSD, there's an upper limit you'll eventually hit.

21:30 <Unixkitty> IT lessons with Cepheid, part [REDACTED]

21:31 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Story Updates - July 8th  [ http://tinyurl.com/nbjrdgk ]

21:31 <FruitNibbler> My internet in new place is currently 40/9

21:31 <Nilak> "The Adventures of Albi the Racist Dragon. Part 6"

21:31 <Cepheid> Anyhow...

21:31 <FruitNibbler> Enough for what I do

21:31 <Cepheid> Unixkitty:  Curiousity, how much do you pay for that service?

21:32 <Cepheid> I'm just comparing to what I pay.

21:32 <Unixkitty> Suuuuuuuuuuuuure

21:32 <Cepheid> No, really.

21:32 <Cepheid> Fine.  I'll list the price I pay monthly and you can just say "higher" or "lower" okay? :P

21:32 <FruitNibbler> My cap is at 50Mb Download

21:32 <FruitNibbler> 10Eur more will give me 100Mb

21:33 <FruitNibbler> But I am cheap

21:33 <Cepheid> $84.99 CAD/mo

21:33 <FruitNibbler> 34Eur/month for 50Mb is cool witn me

21:33 <Cepheid> Which in Euros translates to...

21:33 <Unixkitty> Oh wowsies

21:33 <Cepheid> 60.23/mo

21:34 <Unixkitty> I pay much much less per month

21:34 <Cepheid> Yeah.  Canadian service is pretty expensive.  And apparently one of the poorer variants in the world.

21:34 <Cepheid> Netflix rates us pretty low.

21:35 <Cepheid> I mean for heaven's sake, we only just within the last year got "unlimited" plans.

21:35 <Cepheid> Prior to that, we had monthly limits we had to adhere to.

21:35 <Schism|Nocturne> Not exactly true; there were some grandfathered unlimited plans beforehand.

21:35 <Unixkitty> !link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIA0nx4ci4E

21:35 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

21:35 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Shift - Approaching Nirvana

21:35 <Schism|Nocturne> (Well, if you count about 10 TB of bandwidth 'unlimited'.)

21:35 <Cepheid> Within the last year, Schism.  Those plans were quickly changed over to what we got now as far as I know.

21:36 <Schism|Nocturne> Oh, I'm not talking about the Hybrid Fibre.

21:36 <Cepheid> I only recall seeing those "Upgrade to unlimited for an extra $20/mo!" things for a few months.

21:36 <Cepheid> Oh, that.

21:36 <Schism|Nocturne> I'm talking about earlier packages.

21:36 <Cepheid> Yeah, but wasn't that like $250/mo?

21:36 <Schism|Nocturne> Eh, try $80.

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21:36 <Cepheid> Could have sworn it was more.

21:36 <Cepheid> Still though.

21:36 <Schism|Nocturne> It might've been at one time.

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21:36 <Finwe> Unlimited speed?

21:37 <Cepheid> Finwe:  No.

21:37 <Schism|Nocturne> No, unlimited bandwidth.

21:37 <Schism|Nocturne> I've only been working for the ISP for a year or so now.

21:37 <Cepheid> Unlimited bandwidth.

21:37 <FruitNibbler> Cepheid, here that would give you a Premium package with 100Mb and a free phone each year if you also use an option for a 19.99Eur phone plan that comes with it

21:37 <Cepheid> Bandwidth being how much data you can download per month.

21:37 <Unixkitty> Unlimited speed?

21:37 <Schism|Nocturne> But I still see those packages from time to time.

21:37 * Unixkitty takes Finwe and flies into spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace

21:37 <Schism|Nocturne> Usually with the customers using old Motorola SB5100s.

21:37 <Cepheid> Prior to the unlimited plans, the limits were like, 10gb, 50gb, 100gb, and 250gb.

21:37 <Finwe> Sound silly.

21:37 <Unixkitty> Unlimited silliness!

21:37 <FruitNibbler> Unlimited speed costs here 150Eur/month

21:38 <FruitNibbler> That woud be afibre-glass optical cable

21:38 <Cepheid> FruitNibbler:  Yeah, mobile plans are separate.

21:38 <Schism|Nocturne> A lot of our customers here don't use the internet for much anyway, so 10GB is actually about right for them anyway.

21:38 <Cepheid> And just as expensive.

21:38 <Finwe> I have no data limit even for my mobile connection.

21:38 <Cepheid> My smartphone plan is $80/mo for the phone line and 1GB of data.

21:38 <FruitNibbler> But to connect it it would cost you at laest 5000Eur in one-time payment

21:39 <Cepheid> So another $56.69/mo for the phone line.

21:39 <Finwe> And it's €5/month.

21:39 <Cepheid> Er, euros

21:39 <FruitNibbler> We have a data limit for our mobile interwebs here Finwe, :(

21:39 <Cepheid> And the data overage costs are ~$15/gb.

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21:39 <Cepheid> Best part about all of this?  You realllly don't have a choice.

21:39 <FruitNibbler> Holy poonikins, that is a ripoff Cepheid

21:39 <Cepheid> Bell, Telus, Koodo, Rogers, Shaw, and all them?

21:40 <Finwe> We have subscriptions with data limit, but mine has none.

21:40 <Cepheid> They're all in cahoots and price fixing the whole damned thing.

21:40 <FruitNibbler> I have my phone line for free

21:40 <Finwe> This operator is proud to have no data limits whatsoever.

21:40 <Schism|Nocturne> Now, now, Cepheid.  There's no proof of that, you know.  <.<

21:40 <Cepheid> And they buy out all the wireless spectrum any time it opens up, so anyone who tries to get into the market is usually pushed out or bought out.

21:40 <Schism|Nocturne> Heaven forfend that such groups operate in tandem to raise prices beyond a reasonable limit.

21:40 <FruitNibbler> I have my innenets for 34.99/month, no limit 50dn/10-20up

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21:40 <Cepheid> Only one company has managed to get into Canada, and just barely, and even they are being pushed out now.  Wind Mobile.

21:41 <VinylScratch> Yeah, Ceph...there's conspiracy theories...but there's no proof.

21:41 <Finwe> Schism|Nocturne:  Is that so?

21:41 <FruitNibbler> And my phone is 19.99/month with 2 GB cap

21:41 <Cepheid> VinylScratch:  No, in this case, there's proof.

21:41 <Cepheid> Schism's just being silly.

21:41 <Schism|Nocturne> Well, I was using hyperbole.

21:41 <Schism|Nocturne> It's totally not a telco mafia, and they'll break the legs of anyone who disagrees.

21:41 <VinylScratch> xD

21:42 <Cepheid> It's well-known among the government, the populace, and among a lot of others that there's backroom deals going on.

21:42 <Cepheid> Just no one can step in and do anything about it.

21:42 <FruitNibbler> Cartel business is not batter than a faschist merge between state and business

21:42 <Cepheid> Meddling in corporate affairs being illegal and all.

21:42 <Finwe> I've seen a study showing that in Canada it's cheaper to transport hard drives by plane than to transfer data over the Internet.

21:42 <Cepheid> Finwe:  Pretty much yeah.

21:42 <Cepheid> It's also faster.

21:42 <Cepheid> You saw my upstream.  10mbits/sec

21:42 <Schism|Nocturne> "Never underestimate the throughput of a truck full of hard drives hurtling down the freeway."

21:42 <Finwe> For relatively small amounts of data.

21:42 <FruitNibbler> Mind Blown

21:43 <FruitNibbler> One can say this is actually a first world problem

21:43 * Finwe boops Schism|Nocturne.

21:43 <Cepheid> http://www.rogers.com/consumer/internet Here's all the Internet plans, by the way, from Rogers.

21:43 <FruitNibbler> *badum tiss*

21:43 <Schism|Nocturne> "The theoretical capacity of a Boeing 747 filled with Blu-ray Discs is 595,520,000 Gigabytes, resulting in a 245,829 Gbit/s flight from New York to Los Angeles."

21:43 <Cepheid> ((Hint:  Don't actually buy any of these plans.))

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21:44 <Cepheid> http://www.rogers.com/consumer/wireless And then their Wireless stuff.

21:44 <Finwe> Oh, Knight Rider on TV.

21:44 <Cepheid> And by the way, you'll notice that they limit their wireless plans to specific types of phones.

21:44 <Cepheid> The newest phones REQUIRE the most expensive plans.

21:44 <FruitNibbler> At least here I have a choice of near-free internet for mere 6Eur/month that has 16Mb and no data cap

21:45 <Cepheid> And by "newest" I mean "last two to three years"

21:45 <FruitNibbler> And ofc a fiberoptics with no limits for just 150Eur/month

21:45 <Finwe> I don't know whether this is our is not improvement from the documentary on sexual fetishes.

21:45 <FruitNibbler> XD

21:45 <Cepheid> Canadian Telco is a JOKE.

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21:46 <Finwe> You know that it's summer when there is only rubbish on the tv.

21:46 <Cepheid> I dunno.

21:46 <Cepheid> Finnish TV has to be better than Canadian TV.

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21:46 <Schism|Nocturne> Also, the fine folks over at IETF have published an IPv6 guide for CP/IP.  https://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc6214

21:46 <Cepheid> Only good TV we have is any comedy that lampoons our government.

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21:46 <FN_away> They have a policy: if someone offers something better, slap them with a superior/better offer so the customers would migrate to Telekom

21:47 <Cepheid> Oh yeah.

21:47 *** FN_away is now known as FN

21:47 <Cepheid> That reminds me, I'll need to upgrade the router.

21:47 <Finwe> We have a national broadcasting corporation, but this one is a commercial channel.

21:47 <Cepheid> What with the fact that we're probably (hopefully) finally going to be phasing out IPv4 at last.

21:47 <Schism|Nocturne> Aren't you on the Ignite?  Why are you using a router alongside that, if I may ask?

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21:47 <FN> What?

21:47 <FN> You don't IPv6 yet????

21:48 <Cepheid> Because the gateway device given to me has a useless interface.

21:48 <Finwe> o3o!!

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21:48 <FN> Cartels seem to be strong with americas

21:48 <FN> In many many senses

21:49 <Cepheid> But I guess I could switch it back to gateway mode and start using it for IPv6.

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21:49 <Schism|Nocturne> Cepheid: Oh yeah, you're using the Hitron CGN3 then.

21:49 <Finwe> Mr Hasselhof looks surprisingly young in this episode.

21:49 <Cepheid> It's a slow, sluggish, unresponsive device.

21:49 <Schism|Nocturne> The one where the HTTP interface is grindingly slow, yeah.

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21:49 <Cepheid> It takes several seconds for any of the pages to load.  IF they load.

21:50 <Schism|Nocturne> You could try and get that swapped out for a CGN3ACR if the local store has any of them.  The HTTP interface for those are far superior.

21:50 <Cepheid> Alternatively if I want IPv6, I can just CFW my router.

21:50 <Schism|Nocturne> True.

21:50 <Cepheid> I'm not willing to risk dealing with Rogers and hardware right now.

21:50 <FN> Fun fact: you can hack an unlimited internet in russia by purchasing a so called "internet HD TV" (which is essentially a streaming service that also mirrors all the tv channels live at a brodband connection)

21:50 <Cepheid> The last time we did, they accused us of stealing their hardware.

21:50 <Schism|Nocturne> Yeah, I had my CGN3 bridged and I've just been dealing with a D-Link.  Old, but functional.

21:51 <Schism|Nocturne> Cepheid: Whoof.  I think I remember that imbroglio.

21:51 <FN> So many tech savvy people buy that and hack it to use as an unlimited internet access

21:51 <Cepheid> Yeah, their tech returned the hardware, but the warehouse didn't scan it in or something.

21:51 <Cepheid> So it was sitting in a warehouse somewhere, not registered as returned.

21:51 <FN> In fact they have so much of it they do oen wifi spots for others to use :3

21:51 <Cepheid> As far as Rogers was concerned, we still had the hardware and was threatening us with theft.

21:51 <Schism|Nocturne> Cepheid: Yeeeeah, that's why I'd return the hardware yourself at a store if at all possible.

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21:52 <Cepheid> Aye.

21:52 <LunaticHell> anypony wants to Terraria with me? o3o

21:52 * Schism|Nocturne boops LunaticHell with a Starbound. o3o

21:52 <Cepheid> We would have returned the hardware ourselves, but the tech wouldn't let us.

21:52 <Schism|Nocturne> wat.

21:53 <Schism|Nocturne> Talk about your dodgy subcontractors.  Sheesh.

21:53 <Schism|Nocturne> Furrfu.

21:53 <LunaticHell> Schism|Nocturne: Mh unsure maybe. 0vo

21:53 <Finwe> Lacto-ovo?

21:53 <Cepheid> I'd host an unstable Starbound server..

21:54 <Cepheid> If I could find a way to tell Steam to hold onto a specific version of Starbound Unstable.

21:54 <LunaticHell> But I want Terraria, I dislike the randomized weapons. o3o

21:54 <Cepheid> I can't run a Terraria server unfortunately.

21:54 <Cepheid> At least, a dedicated one.

21:54 <FN> Hue, I was late with my sending of hardware due to my return sticker being sent to an old address where tere isn't even a post box left (it is being partially demolished), yet the company was like: no big deal, just bring it by the nearest Telekom shop with your ID

21:55 <FN> They rinted the stuff and I sent it out the same day

21:55 * Unixkitty applies virtualization to Cepheid

21:55 * Cepheid is virtualized.

21:55 <FN> No fees, no lawsuits, all chill and sane

21:55 * Unixkitty applies disabling of automatic updates to Cepheid

21:55 * Unixkitty sues FN for nerdery

21:55 <Unixkitty> Oh wait

21:56 <Unixkitty> I think I should go to bed

21:56 <Cepheid> Guh, getting a headache.  Ye know, I'ma go clean this room of mine up now.

21:56 <Cepheid> I shall be back later.

21:56 * FN paints a banner with "Nerdery is not a crime!"

21:56 <Cepheid> Good night Nerd Kitty.

21:56 * Finwe devours Cepheid's router, switch and UPS.

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21:56 <FN> Ni ni Unixkitty

21:56 <Cepheid> I have a UPS?

21:56 <Finwe> You don't?

21:57 <Finwe> o3o?

21:57 <Cepheid> Nope.

21:57 <Finwe> :/

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21:59 <Finwe> Ooh, this 1980's view of futuristic high-tech is hilarious.

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21:59 <Finwe> Pontiac Firebird with a couple of flashing lights.

22:00 <Finwe> o3o

22:00 <Schism|Nocturne> Finwe: I want my hoverboard.  o3o

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22:00 <Finwe> o3o

22:01 * Finwe fills Schism|Nocturne's hoverboard with eels.

22:03 <Schism|Nocturne> The sickest burn I've ever heard in an actual court of law: "Pregerson: And you're a great lawyer.  Voelker: I appreciate you saying that, Your Honor.  Pregerson: I mean, it says so, right there on your web site."

22:04 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Friendship Games DVD, Blu-Ray, and Digital Download Landing on October 13th  [ http://tinyurl.com/o87wm8s ]

22:04 <Finwe> !hug

22:04 <DerpyBot> Hugtiem? :3

22:04 * DerpyBot wraps her front hooves around Finwe in a tight embrace

22:05 * Thelema5 goes home

22:05 <Finwe> Might be bedtiem as well.

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22:05 * Cepheid checks bookshelf. "... I think maybe I should dust this."

22:06 <Finwe> First, you'd better stop waving it like a feather-duster.

22:06 <Cepheid> When I looked down at it, these little white specks came out, bowed down and yelled "ALL HAIL THE NON-CLEANING ONE!"

22:06 <Finwe> I am rubber, you are glue.

22:07 <Finwe> I once had a dog that was smarter than you.

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22:13 <ADragonDreaming> Wow.

22:13 <ADragonDreaming> okay.

22:13 <Cepheid> I don't want to know what the all these clumps of fur are, but...

22:13 <Cepheid> Just wow.

22:14 <ADragonDreaming> I, like ... really, really hate out-of-box computers.

22:14 <Cepheid> I collected a huge ball of fur.

22:14 <Cepheid> Oh?

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22:14 <ADragonDreaming> They are super vulnerable to everything.

22:15 <ADragonDreaming> And this flashbeat thing needs everything associated with its production and distribution to die in a hellish rainbow fire.

22:16 <Cepheid> It's more the out-of-box setups.

22:16 <Cepheid> You can wipe away the OS and install a clean version of Windows whatever.

22:16 <ADragonDreaming> That's valid if you have installation software.

22:16 <LunaticHell> Finwe: rubber? glue? I don't have a single clue, but appearently I am water and silk, if that's any constilation.

22:16 <ADragonDreaming> I do not.

22:16 <Cepheid> Right.

22:17 <ADragonDreaming> This one actually came with a very small amount of bloatware.

22:17 <LunaticHell> Cepheid: Hey, gather all the fur and build a fur rabbit.

22:17 <Cepheid> Let me check something, ADragonDreaming.

22:17 <ADragonDreaming> It's just that it almost instantly got infected with adware the moment I went online to get useful tools.

22:17 <ADragonDreaming> To be clear, this isn't going to be MY computer.

22:17 <Cepheid> What OS are you running on it?

22:17 <Cepheid> Ah.

22:18 <ADragonDreaming> It's a cheap clearance thing my dad bought for a person who had the misfortune to have their stuff stolen, as an alternative to loaning them money to buy one.

22:19 <ADragonDreaming> And it being a dell, probably refurbished? It immediately refuses to recognize the dell AC adapter or Dell battery.

22:19 <ADragonDreaming> Which for some insane reason means it won't charge the battery.

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22:19 <ADragonDreaming> This seems like an idiotic design decision.

22:19 <DinkyDoo> Might be a short. In the charging port

22:20 <DinkyDoo> I have same issue and am waiting for my part to come in mail so I can replace the thing.

22:20 <ADragonDreaming> It could be, but the fact that it tells me that it doesn't recognize the battery or the adapter and that this is why the battery may not charge...

22:20 <ADragonDreaming> basically tells me that Dell is annoying.

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22:22 <DinkyDoo> What's the model number?

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22:22 <Cepheid> What's the model of the laptop?  I can ask my dad about it, him being a Dell tech and all.

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22:24 <ADragonDreaming> Inspiron 3521.

22:24 <ADragonDreaming> "WARNING: The battery cannot be identified. The system will be unable to charge this battery."

22:25 <ADragonDreaming> "Strike the F1 key to continue, F2 to run the setup utility." And in the setup utility, the adapter is listed as "unknown" and the battery is listed as "non-dell"

22:25 <DinkyDoo> http://en.community.dell.com/support-forums/laptop/f/3518/t/19596717

22:26 <ADragonDreaming> Nah, that's not the situation here.

22:27 <ADragonDreaming> It refuses to recognize the battery or the adapter. And yes, both are dell products. My earlier searches suggested that the mainboard is somehow screwed.

22:27 <Cepheid> My dad wants to know where the machine was bought.  He says that if it was refurbished, Dell wouldn't have put a non-Dell battery in the machine.

22:27 <ADragonDreaming> Microcenter.

22:27 <ADragonDreaming> I honestly don't care hugely.

22:28 <ADragonDreaming> The actual owner will either live with being plugged in all the time or take it in for service herself.

22:28 <Cepheid> He's saying if it doesn't recognize the AC adapter, it won't charge the battery.  It has to be a Dell-branded charger.

22:28 <ADragonDreaming> Yeah, it is.

22:28 <ADragonDreaming> Label: Dell Inc. 65-W AC Adapter.

22:28 <Cepheid> Hum.

22:29 <DinkyDoo> Hey the clearance cheap computers can run surprisingly good. I had a clearance windows 8 toshiba playing skyrim on near max level graphic. With the added high res texture pack. And that was a low end model.

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22:29 <Cepheid> He's saying it's likely an issue with the AC adapter.

22:29 <Cepheid> He wants to know if you have the serial number of the laptop.

22:29 <DARK> hello =)

22:29 <LunaticHell> Hey, Cepheid, I just had a funny.

22:30 <Cepheid> Hmm?

22:30 <DinkyDoo> Sup dark

22:30 <ADragonDreaming> Got service tags.

22:30 <LunaticHell> I was just watching some announcement of the upcoming Ghost Busters movie about who'll play the villian and all that and...are those Fluffle Puff slippers in his hands? https://youtu.be/qttL9uvTeNA?t=1m5s

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22:31 <Cepheid> Can you give me the information on the service tags, ADragonDreaming?

22:31 <DinkyDoo> https://i.imgur.com/IfbH4Jn.jpg VinylScratch smartphone wall paper.

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22:31 <ADragonDreaming> Well that was fun!

22:32 <Cepheid> Welcome back.

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22:32 <Cepheid> Anyhow, he needs the inf-  XD

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22:32 <Cepheid> Troubles?

22:32 <ADragonDreaming> Aaaaand note to self, don't double-click names for now.

22:32 <Cepheid> Heh

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22:36 <Cepheid> Yeah, the laptop is meant to use a 65W Dell adapter.  The fact that it's not being recognized means it's probably the adapter.  Since the laptop is under warranty, he advises contacting Dell about it, saying that the adapter isn't being recognized and the battery isn't being charged.

22:37 <Cepheid> THey'll either send an adapter, or recommend it being sent in to the depot.  If it's the latter, it'll be gone for about a week or two tops.

22:37 <ADragonDreaming> Right.

22:38 <DinkyDoo> Sounds like a good deal what's the catch?

22:38 <ADragonDreaming> The catch is that it has to be done at all.

22:39 <Cepheid> Indeed.

22:39 <Cepheid> It's annoying when a repair has to be done.

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22:39 <DinkyDoo> Meh I do my repairs myself at this point.

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22:47 <Cepheid> Not always viable.

22:47 <Cepheid> For example, my laptop.

22:47 <Cepheid> We tried to do a repair at home.  Couldn't.

22:48 <Cepheid> The hinge damage was inside the part connected to the screen, not the base.

22:48 <Cepheid> So that would require disassembly of the screen to fix, and, well...  This screen doesn't look simple to disassemble and re-assemble.

22:49 <Cepheid> I sent it in for repair as it was under warranty.  From the looks of things, they replaced the entire screen assembly.

22:49 <DinkyDoo> It can be done but yeah I see the point thats a risky repair.

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22:50 <Cepheid> Well, it's more than just that.  The replaced screen assembly seems to not only just "fix" the broken part, but also fixes the defficiency.

22:50 <Cepheid> Apparently the hinge is a known issue.

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22:50 <Cepheid> As in, in early versions, it was guaranteed to break.

22:50 <ADragonDreaming> I'm not opening up an adapter.

22:50 <Thelema5> Hello, everypony.

22:51 <Cepheid> ADragonDreaming:  No, I wouldn't either.

22:51 <ADragonDreaming> Also, apparently I'd have to send the computer in to Dell.

22:51 <ADragonDreaming> SO.

22:51 <Cepheid> Those black boxes are transformers.  They're what changes that AC to DC.

22:51 <ADragonDreaming> I'll instead figure out something through Microcenter.

22:51 <Cepheid> As for my laptop, the changes to the screen assembly are apparently a few extra posts to account for the weakness.

22:52 <ADragonDreaming> Hopefully that doesn't require me going directly there.

22:52 <ADragonDreaming> Alternatively, the actual OWNER can send it in to Dell.

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22:52 <DinkyDoo> I don't like it when the battery for the fan is welded into the motherboard.

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22:52 <Cepheid> I can't physically see the posts, but there's evidence that they're there.

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22:53 <Cepheid> The metal sheathing around the hinge has a bit of curvature around the new posts to make room for them.

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22:55 <Cepheid> http://uproxx.com/webculture/2015/07/kim-jong-un-unicorns/

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22:57 <Cepheid> THE GLORIOUS LEADER OF NORTH KOREA HAS PROVIDED ONCE MORE!

22:59 <Thelema5> I just sent Sethisto a nudge to stop on by the channel some time to say hello.

23:00 <Thelema5> I was reporting a technical issue with the site, though.  It wasn't just a random nag.

23:00 <Snapai> Cepheid, what are they trying to distract us from this time?

23:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: A Giant Collection of 3D Spinning Cutie Marks  [ http://tinyurl.com/pk8aqsc ]

23:01 <Cepheid> Snapai:  Probably the **** that is their miracle wonder-drug that cures all the deadly diseases of the world.

23:02 <Thelema5> Are you a wizard?

23:02 <Cepheid> In this case, they re-affirmed that yes, there is a Unicorn sanctuary under their capital.

23:02 <Snapai> Cepheid, no, their ludicrous headlines are generally intended to make the world go "Oh N Korea, you so silly" and ignore actual humanitarian tragedies about how they treat their own people.

23:02 <Cepheid> That's true.

23:03 <Cepheid> But you do kind of have to admit that injecting people with some unknown drug is probably an atrocity in itself.

23:03 <Cepheid> What the hell is in it?

23:03 <Snapai> So no, it wouldn't be one of the OTHER ludicrous headlines =P

23:03 <Schism|Nocturne> Hum, so far so good... Iron armor and weapon, should be enough to descend into the planet...

23:03 <Cepheid> Because it's not a cure for anything.  The diseases they claimed to have cured are clearly not cured yet.

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23:03 <Cepheid> So whatever they're injecting is...  I don't even want to know.

23:04 * Schism|Nocturne boops Cepheid with a plush Apex.

23:04 <Schism|Nocturne> It's probably saline.

23:04 <Thelema5> Flim Flam Miracle Curative Tonic, no doubt

23:04 <Princess-Luna> Woah, woah....we're not doing this in here.

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23:04 <Cepheid> Probably cyanide.  As that would kill the person, which technically, in a weird convoluted sense, does could as a "cure" to the diseases.  You'd be dead, and no longer have to worry about the diseases.

23:04 * Schism|Nocturne listens to the mod. "Kay."

23:04 <Cepheid> Very well.

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23:05 <Princess-Luna> You guys KNOW better - next time, take it to PM

23:05 * Thelema5 boops Saerydoth_ with a plushie underscore

23:05 <Cepheid> Awe, but.. but.. UNICORN SANCTUARY!

23:05 * Princess-Luna sticks a horn on Cepheid.

23:06 <Thelema5> Isn't that the Starswirl the bearded wing at the Canterlot Library?

23:06 <Schism|Nocturne> So Cepheid, my Apex is coming along nicely anyway.  Circumnavigated the first planet I came to, got enough materials to get started, and I'm halfway to the lower levels where I'll be able to work my way down to the core...

23:06 <Schism|Nocturne> No silver armor yet, but soon.

23:06 <Cepheid> Back to cleanin' for me.

23:06 <Schism|Nocturne> Or gold armor or whatever...

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23:07 <Cepheid> I want to dust off those bookshelves, which is gonna be annoying.

23:07 * Schism|Nocturne offers Cepheid a rag with Mr. Clean!

23:07 <Cepheid> As I have to remove all the items, dust it off, then put the items back.

23:07 <LightningCrash> I swear this dog is clueless.

23:07 <DinkyDoo> Any spaceship building game? Or RPGs that let me build a ship and fight? With it and on ground?

23:07 * Finwe sits LunaticHell in front of a computer with Monkey Island running.

23:08 <Schism|Nocturne> DinkyDoo: I'd say 'Star Citizen', but... the concern is that it's sort of a monkey trap.

23:08 <LunaticHell> Finwe: There is a three headed monkey behind you! D:

23:08 <Finwe> >.>

23:08 <Finwe> <.<

23:09 * DinkyDoo noms on Finwes head.

23:09 * Finwe is delicious.

23:10 <DinkyDoo> Indeed

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23:11 <DinkyDoo> Oh how about survival rpg but low graphic levels? Not text or 2D though.

23:13 <Schism|Nocturne> Might as well go with Minecraft there.

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23:15 <DinkyDoo> Played it into the ground last I checked I was lost underground. But ended up building a home near the bottom of the world. I had a ton of food with me. And seeds and dirt and water and other food items.

23:16 <Thelema5> I just realised that all of Twilight's old friends are unicorns.

23:16 <Thelema5> Is she racist?

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23:17 <DinkyDoo> No she lived in canterlot. (Almost all unicorns?)

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23:19 <LightningCrash> Canterlot does seem to have a disproportionate amount of unicorns.

23:20 <Thelema5> We need to bus some earth ponies in.

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23:21 <Schism|Nocturne> "The Earth Ponies are invading!"

23:21 <Thelema5> "There goes the neigh-borhood"

23:22 <Schism|Nocturne> Remember, too, that when she made friends, she was attending Princess Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns.

23:22 <Thelema5> :p

23:23 <DinkyDoo> Look at ponyvil mainly earth ponies.

23:25 <Cepheid> There.

23:25 <Cepheid> All clean.

23:25 <Schism|Nocturne> And let us not forget that Cloudsdale is mostly pegasi.

23:28 <LunaticHell> I'd love to see a massive tower connecting to a huge landfill in the sky near Cloudsdale.

23:29 <Thelema5> lol

23:29 <LunaticHell> That could seve as trading place for all three races.

23:30 <LunaticHell> Or, in case Cloudsdayle actually is mobile, as a kind of "landing dock".

23:30 <LunaticHell> I love the idea of a mobile city. :P

23:32 <Cepheid> Hum.

23:32 <Cepheid> Resident Evil Revelations or Far Cry 3?

23:32 <Schism|Nocturne> Far Cry 3 ... Blood Dragon.

23:34 <Cepheid> I don't got Blood Dragon.

23:34 <Schism|Nocturne> Aw.

23:34 <Schism|Nocturne> When next it's on sale, you should.  It's a lovely little pastiche of 80s movies.

23:34 <LightningCrash> I always assumed Cloudsdale was mobile, kinda.

23:34 <LightningCrash> Just like, it moved with the wind.

23:35 <Cepheid> I think I shall go with Resident Evil until I get bored, then go to God Eater.

23:35 <Cepheid> Now the question is, do I STREAM it?

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23:36 <Cepheid> ... Eh, why the heck not?

23:36 <LunaticHell> Schism|Nocturne: So, Starbound it is?

23:36 <Schism|Nocturne> LunaticHell: Yah, I was messing about therein a little bit ago.

23:37 <LunaticHell> I once build a giant cup of coffee in Starbound.

23:37 <LightningCrash> Man, I am at that impasse, where I'm thirsty, but don't know if I'm thirsty enough to get up out of my chair and get a cup of water.

23:37 <LunaticHell> So yeah, I know about "messing around".

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23:48 <Cephy-LIVE> http://www.twitch.tv/cepheidvar for those who want to watch along.

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23:49 <Future> http://imgur.com/EvZJUc0 new pic of my OC

23:50 <Future> hello everypony!

23:50 <Cephy-LIVE> Ahoi hoi Future.

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23:51 <Future> hello there

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23:57 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Aquaman52: Season 6 of MLP: Friendship is Magic Coming Later This Year [ http://tinyurl.com/oneyqmj ]

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23:58 <ProjectCarthage> Oh, so no insane huge drudge between S5 and 6? Awesome!