Log archive of EquestriaDaily for Wednesday, 2015-09-09

00:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Cutie Mark Magic Coco Pommel and Pinkie Pie Now Available on Amazon  [ http://tinyurl.com/oj9reg4 ]

00:00 <Solo_Act> I think I'm going crazy. This orange juice tastes like meat.

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00:02 <Solo_Act> ...In a good way.

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00:02 * Solo_Act accuses KooK of kookiness.

00:02 <Crashie> hello ^^

00:03 * KooK busts rhymes with a 90% accuracy rate

00:03 <KooK> I believe this classifies technically as 'ill'

00:04 <Crashie> hmm?

00:04 <KooK> we're having a moment of silence

00:05 * Crashie stays quiet and nods head

00:05 <Solo_Act> Ill. Quite. X3

00:05 <KooK> not really for anything in particular, we're just silent at the moment

00:05 <Crashie> okay, i'll try to keep it down

00:06 <KooK> I don't think he gets it

00:06 <Crashie> who?

00:06 <KooK> Solo_Act

00:06 <Crashie> ah

00:06 <KooK> :P

00:06 <Solo_Act> eh? get what!?

00:06 * Crashie writes him a note saying "yo be quiet"

00:07 <Crashie> :p

00:07 <KooK> Why be quiet?

00:07 * Solo_Act steals some speakers and begins rigging.

00:07 * Crashie facehoof

00:08 <KooK> Solo_Act, my dog be born

00:08 <Solo_Act> Look, I'll be silent when I'm dead. Right now, with all the cards in their current positions, I'm all about the noise right now.

00:08 <Solo_Act> Your dog be born?

00:09 <KooK> https://www.dropbox.com/s/ycw019g285hjaxd/11927817_938884049516991_2696837280920763272_o.jpg?dl=0

00:10 <KooK> He's closing in on 2 days old

00:10 <Crashie> cute :D

00:11 <KooK> It makes me want to vomit how much I'm spending on him, the piece of crap better deliver :P

00:13 <Crashie> haha :p

00:13 <Solo_Act> Quick, get him a grip exerciser! His mighty grip must be able to chomp through steel!

00:13 <KooK> I wont say how much, but my car cost me less than this dog.

00:14 <Solo_Act> o.o just steal the pup.

00:14 <KooK> if only

00:14 <Solo_Act> Look! He's pocket sized! Just wear a jacket and make a dog disappear.

00:15 <KooK> then dead puppy, seriously, they can't even regulate body temperature until they're about 2 weeks old

00:15 <Solo_Act> he'd be free... <.<

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00:16 <KooK> speaking of car, I'll be back in 30, I need to tear my interior out real quick

00:17 <Schism|TechSupport> Careful around the lungs.  They're a bit fragile.

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00:22 <Solo_Act> XD

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00:32 <Solo_Act> The sky's turning yellow... doesn't that mean there's an unusual amount of ozone?

00:33 <Bell> Solo_Act no. it means the sun s setting.

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00:33 <Solo_Act> I've seen plenty of sunsets; the rest of the sky doesn't usually turn yellow.

00:34 <Bell> Picture?

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00:36 <Solo_Act> I'm using someone else's laptop, so I don't wanna go taking any pictures. It just looks like it might turn bad out here. Maybe not.

00:38 <RazorSharpFang> For some reason, I'm getting a lot of American-targetted ads, despite being in Australia.

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00:45 <Solo_Act> I find that humorous.

00:45 <Thelema5> What?

00:45 <Solo_Act> wait, RazorSharpFang, does it say "ads by DNSUnlocker" at the bottom?

00:45 <RazorSharpFang> Solo_Act: No; these are in-stream video ads.

00:46 <Solo_Act> ah.

00:46 <KooK> I got an email from amazon saying they sent me 2 of what I ordered instead of one, and to please contact them when I get it so I can send the other one back.

00:46 <KooK> weird

00:46 <Thelema5> I blame Tirek

00:47 <Solo_Act> keep it, claim it never arrived.

00:47 <Tirek> Blame accepted.

00:48 <Thelema5> "Bank makes error in your favor: Collect $200"

00:48 <Solo_Act> Yus.

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00:48 <Solo_Act> I wonder when they'll realize that the free glass of water I asked for now has my 3rd glass of OJ?

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00:49 <RazorSharpFang> Thelema5: 10 turns later, you get sued for fraud.

00:49 <Thelema5> Go directly to jail.  Do not pass go.

00:49 <RazorSharpFang> $1000 bail

00:49 <Thelema5> :p

00:51 <Thelema5> While I would be personally inclined to send extra merchandise back myself, I don't think they'd have any legal recourse if Kook were to keep the extra stuff.  A private entity cannot compell a person to act in their favor and of their accord.  They send something Kook didn't order- that's neither his fault, nor his problem...

00:52 <RazorSharpFang> One thing I do need to decide, is how long a turn is in real-time; that'll determine how fast projectiles travel in a turn, as well as how fast people can travel in a turn.

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00:53 <Thelema5> They can ask him to send it back, but he doesn't have to.  That would require his time and effort, which is a transaction he didn't agree to.  If they send him a bill for the goods, the burden of proof is on them to show that he agreed to take delivery of it in exchange for money (an order).  Since no such order exists, they're kind of out of luck.

00:54 <RazorSharpFang> A smaller time-scale would result in the game being longer, while a large time-scale would result in more things happening before you can react, which would be bad.

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00:56 <Thelema5> Ah, here we go.  From the federal trade commission: http://www.consumer.ftc.gov/articles/0181-unordered-merchandise

00:57 <Thelema5> Heh.  Turns out that Amazon technically violated interstate commerce laws by sending you the duplicate, KooK.

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00:58 <KooK> TO THE COURTS!

00:58 <Thelema5> :p

01:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Comic: Moral Support / Nobody Questions Twilight / Caring For Pony / ES Find #129 / Ascension #8 / Lunar... #77-80   [ http://tinyurl.com/pshch4a ]

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01:05 <Solo_Act> I've got another 8 hours or so to go before I can go home, and all I've got on me to eat is a can of whole peeled tomatoes. Should I go ahead and eat it? I've been up since 2pm, it's 7pm now, and I forgot to grab breakfast.

01:06 <RazorSharpFang> Solo_Act: Drink some water, and eat half. Repeat in a bit.

01:06 <Solo_Act> Uh... using a can opener in a McDonald's seat might draw attention.

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01:08 <RazorSharpFang> ... Can ... opener?

01:09 <Solo_Act> Yes. It's a can of whole peeled tomatoes.

01:09 <RazorSharpFang> And... you need something... external to open it?

01:09 <Solo_Act> One of the little manual can openers, you stick it on the top, spin the handle, open the can. it doesn't have the little pop tab.

01:09 <RazorSharpFang> Doesn't it come with an opener?

01:09 <Solo_Act> No.

01:09 <RazorSharpFang> Lame.

01:09 <RazorSharpFang> Report rito.

01:09 <Solo_Act> Blank metal top. Blank metal bottom.

01:10 <Solo_Act> Now I'm curious what country you're from, RazorSharpFang.

01:10 <RazorSharpFang> Australia

01:10 <Solo_Act> 3rd aussie I've met in the chat.

01:11 <Solo_Act> I guess they do canned veggies differently around the world. in the US they just come with a big middle finger.

01:11 <RazorSharpFang> I'm off to uni now, cyas

01:12 <Solo_Act> Later.

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01:30 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Story Updates - September 8th [ http://tinyurl.com/pqzuxlp ]

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01:41 <Schism|TechSupport> Will I get through this night with just one more easy call...?

01:41 <Schism|TechSupport> Answer: Ahahahahaha no prepare for pain.

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01:52 <AcerP> hello

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02:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: The Top Ten Pony Videos of August 2015  [ http://tinyurl.com/oz8ofvp ]

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02:18 <KooK> Gross

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02:19 <Thelema5> 144

02:19 <Thelema5> Next challange?

02:19 <Solo_Act> 145.

02:20 <Thelema5> Bakers gross

02:20 <Thelema5> :p

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02:24 <aqualycool22> Have you guys read the Scarlett Ibis?

02:24 <aqualycool22> Brilliant story.

02:25 <Thelema5> I'm not familiar with it.

02:25 <aqualycool22> It reminded me of my dead brother, who I never met before. If he were still alive, he would have been in his 20's.

02:25 <aqualycool22> Great story. Read it sometime. Best short story I've read in a while.

02:26 <Thelema5> I will be sure to check it out.

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02:27 <aqualycool22> It has a good ending.

02:27 <aqualycool22> Even though it's not very pleasant...

02:27 <aqualycool22> That's all I'll say.

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02:32 <Solo_Act> I got lucky. Just ate my can of whole peeled tomatoes and when I come back to my seat, some dude gives me an ice cream, a chicken nugget, and a large order of fries for free. Lunch~

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02:34 * aqualycool22 Nibbles on Solo_Act.

02:35 * Solo_Act devours aqualycool22, but gets stuck on the throat and hangs off to one side, giving himself a crick in the neck from the angle!

02:35 <KooK> My cat is slumped over my leg right now

02:35 <KooK> he's going to be so unhappy when this dog comes in

02:36 <Solo_Act> has he given up on life?

02:36 * aqualycool22 Generates some Red Mana and shoots a Lightning Bolt into Solo's throat.

02:36 * aqualycool22 Leaps out.

02:36 <Twilight_Shimmer> !hug

02:36 <DerpyBot> Hugtiem? :3

02:36 <KooK> He just likes to sleep on me and follow me around everywhere

02:36 * DerpyBot wraps her front hooves around Twilight_Shimmer in a tight embrace

02:36 <Twilight`Sparkle> Solo_Act: you facing the food pinch of low funds?

02:36 <KooK> and EVERYTHING makes him jump

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02:36 <AcerP> hi kook

02:37 <KooK> yo yo

02:37 * AcerP boops Thelema5

02:38 <AcerP> this dota2 build is so unstable...

02:38 * Thelema5 counterboops

02:38 <AcerP> 3rd crash today

02:39 * AcerP counter-counterboops

02:39 <Solo_Act> Twilight`Sparkle: Pretty much. I've got 41c to my name. I had to ask for a glass of water and sneak flavored drinks.

02:40 <Solo_Act> oi, Twilight`Sparkle, how'd ya deal with Spike using your name while you were asleep?

02:40 <Twilight_Shimmer> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl33BHFbSMw&index=4&list=LLadccemc0JfduQZo4pw7vTA

02:40 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

02:40 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Chip of Discord

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02:42 <AcerP> Kook; you're Kiwi right? what is your opinion on the whole new flag thing?

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02:43 <KooK> I am no of the kiwi

02:43 <KooK> I am of Malta

02:43 <AcerP> oh, nvm then

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02:45 <KooK> What can anybody tell me about Utah?

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02:46 <LightningCrash> What about Utah?

02:47 <LightningCrash> It's a state in the American west that is mostly a mix of desert and mountains.

02:47 <LightningCrash> The mountains get snowy in winter and there are a lot of ski resort type things.

02:47 <KooK> Isn't that were the Bonneville salt flats are?

02:47 <Thelema5> He was a character in the 1991 film Point Break played by Keanu Reeves

02:47 <LightningCrash> It has a disproportionately high percentage of Mormons and its population is one of the most religious in the country.

02:48 <LightningCrash> And yes, that's where those flats are. xD

02:48 <SleepyCoco> !lullaby

02:48 * DerpyBot carries SleepyCoco off to bed

02:48 * DerpyBot tucks SleepyCoco in and hums a lullaby

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02:48 <SleepyCoco> !moon

02:48 <DerpyBot> Grab my tail, SleepyCoco!

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02:50 <Twilight`Sparkle> My sympathies, Solo_Act. I've been there.

02:51 <Solo_Act> I thank ye.

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02:54 <KooK> My mom isn't happy with my name choice for the dog

02:54 <Twilight`Sparkle> And that name is?

02:54 <KooK> Lo Wang

02:55 <Twilight`Sparkle> Can't imagine WHY she would object.

02:56 <KooK> I just keep rubbing that name in her face until a week before and I'll be like "Soarin," and she'll be like "Well, at least it isn't Lo Wang."

02:56 <KooK> This is the woman that wants me to name a dog 'Duke'

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02:56 <Twilight`Sparkle> Fairly standard.

02:57 <KooK> She met a cop dog named Duke and we like "AMAZING NAME!"

02:57 <KooK> Eh

02:58 <Valiant> first day of classes tomorrow, gotta be up at 6am ugh

02:58 <Valiant> however my poli sci 399 class doesnt' start until next week so it's a shrot day o3o

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03:00 <Solo_Act> That feel when you go to edit your friend list and your browser says "This page cannot be displayed".

03:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Nightly Discussion #467 [ http://tinyurl.com/pztwmul ]

03:01 <Twilight`Sparkle> Friend list where?

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03:01 <Solo_Act> Facebook.

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03:03 <Thelema5> I agree, Duke is a stronger name for a dog than Lo Wang.

03:04 <Thelema5> The former will stand up to the test of time, the latter is better for a throw-away gag

03:04 <Twilight`Sparkle> I've had exactly two dogs that I and my family named.

03:04 <Thelema5> Tell me they weren't called Lo Wang and Wan Hung Tou Lo

03:04 <Twilight`Sparkle> Nope.

03:04 <Thelema5> Good.

03:05 <Twilight`Sparkle> The first was Baboo.

03:05 <Thelema5> Cute.

03:05 <Twilight`Sparkle> The second, Pelouche.

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03:05 <Thelema5> How is that pronounced?

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03:06 <Thelema5> Play-LOOSH?

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03:07 <Solo_Act> I'd imagine it'd be something like "Peh-low-sh"

03:07 <Twilight`Sparkle> "Peh-loosh"

03:07 <Thelema5> Neat name.

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03:07 <Twilight`Sparkle> It's French for "plush"

03:08 <Twilight`Sparkle> As a pup, he was quite fuzzy.

03:08 <Thelema5> XD

03:08 <Solo_Act> How do you disable the "People you may know" thing on facebook? >.<

03:09 <Thelema5> I doubt that you can.  They have a vested interest in creating extensive social networks

03:10 <Solo_Act> My friend list is 23 strong for a reason. >:/

03:10 <Twilight`Sparkle> I'm pretty sure Facebook doesn't allow that.

03:10 <Twilight`Sparkle> There's a reason I have made no attempt to recover the log-in information for my account.

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03:15 <Thelema5> !link crying breakfast friends

03:15 <DerpyBot> Twilight says she doesn't have anything in the library about that

03:15 * Twilight`Sparkle raises an eyebrow.

03:17 <Thelema5> It's a children's cartoon show in SU, I was hoping for a CMC crossover image

03:18 <Solo_Act> 21'

03:18 <Twilight`Sparkle> There might well be one but you'll need to search derpibooru yourself.

03:18 <Twilight`Sparkle> DerpyBot only knows what's already been linked in here.

03:18 <Thelema5> I'm doing it now, without success

03:19 <Thelema5> Oh well.

03:20 * Cepheid flops.

03:20 <Twilight`Sparkle> 'Sup, Ceph?"

03:20 <Cepheid> Just got back from a dry-as-heck "training" session at Walmart.

03:21 <FreezeFrame> Are they still showing their blatantly illegal anti-union video?

03:21 <Twilight`Sparkle> "Watch what everybody is doing and hope you pick it up yourself?

03:21 <Solo_Act> I used to work at walmart. I hate shopping there now because of the despair that I know all the employees are feeling as they work.

03:21 <Cepheid> Not that kind of training, no.

03:21 <Cepheid> No, that comes later.

03:22 <Cepheid> This was just a bunch of paperwork and "What to do in X event" training.  Six hours of it.

03:22 <Twilight`Sparkle> Ah.

03:22 <Twilight`Sparkle> Classroom.

03:22 <Cepheid> Solo_Act:  Come to Canada.  Walmart apparently handles it's employees much better here.

03:22 <Cepheid> Since there are employment laws in effect that stop them from being total *YAY*holes.

03:22 <Twilight`Sparkle> Myself, I'm applying to CostCo.

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03:23 <FreezeFrame> Cepheid: That's because Canada's employee protections are more than "ha! You think you have rights! That's adorable."

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03:24 <Solo_Act> I'm in the american south. Even with a car, It'd take several days.

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03:25 <Solo_Act> Cepheid: "*YAY*holes sounds more explicit than what it's censoring.

03:25 <Cepheid> Heh.

03:25 <Thelema5> Solo_Act, mail me some biscuits and gravy

03:25 <Solo_Act> and uh... means pretty much the same thing.

03:25 <FreezeFrame> I might be a bit angry at American employment laws right now.

03:25 <Solo_Act> Thelema5: If I HAD biscuits and gravy, I'd have something guaranteed for my next meal.

03:25 <Twilight`Sparkle> You don't say.

03:25 <Cepheid> Solo_Act:  Plus, to be honest, you'd be refused entry at the border for wanting to work in Canada without a proper visa among other reasons.

03:25 <Thelema5> :p

03:26 <Solo_Act> Would the fact that I'm a gaping *YAY*hole have anything to do with it?

03:26 <Schism|Nocturne> Cepheid: Fair warning.  Six months is the standard timeframe before new workers are accepted and 'tenured'.

03:26 <Twilight`Sparkle> What?

03:26 <Cepheid> Schism|Nocturne:  I'm aware.

03:26 <Schism|Nocturne> Keep your resume up to date.

03:27 <Twilight`Sparkle> He was calling Walmart Executives the *YAY*holes, not you.

03:27 <Solo_Act> I have no resume.

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03:27 <Solo_Act> Twilight`Sparkle: I realize this. Doesn't mean I'm not one.

03:27 <Schism|Nocturne> Solo: Having a resume is a good bet regardless of how many jobs you've had previously.

03:27 <Solo_Act> and I like the term. x3

03:27 <Twilight`Sparkle> Mm. Fair enough.

03:27 <Solo_Act> I've had 2 that I can speak of proudly.

03:28 <Schism|Nocturne> Keeping a document of your skills and assets which you can bring to the team helps, immensely.

03:28 <Twilight`Sparkle> I'm thinking my own needs edit. I'm not sure the description of my previous job is doing it justice.

03:28 <FreezeFrame> Yeah, I think I need to tweak a couple of mine.

03:28 <Schism|Nocturne> You've gotta focus on the skills you used within that job which translate well to the next.

03:28 <Twilight`Sparkle> Defining that job is a chore and a half, though, given it never got a proper job description in the first place.

03:29 <FreezeFrame> I don't use a chronological resume, I use a different style that focuses on job duties and achievements.

03:29 <Solo_Act> Uh... that'd be NONE. None of my jobs have had anything in common except standing.

03:29 <Twilight`Sparkle> See, I was Line Leader. Which is supposedly a leadership position, right, but not an actual supervisory position in that I had any actual authority. I suppose it would be best described as an assistant supervisor, but that's not what it was.

03:30 <FreezeFrame> Mostly because I've been in a near-decade-long retail black hole.

03:31 <Twilight`Sparkle> Or assistant set-up, but again, that's not what it officially was.

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03:33 <Daring-Do> Hey, guys. :)

03:34 <Daring-Do> Episode soon!

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03:34 <Daring-Do> Well, soon as in a few days.

03:34 <Daring-Do> But anyhow. Been raining today out of nowhere.

03:34 <FreezeFrame> American Football is also back in just 2 days

03:34 <Daring-Do> That's fun. I actually like rain.

03:35 <FreezeFrame> Shame I hate both teams in the season opener. (Pittsburgh Steelers and New England Patriots).

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03:40 <Daring-Do> There's a kid in the EQD comments telling tall tales about the brony persecution he's got in real life. Trouble is, I think he must be pretty young, as his stories are so over the top I can't buy them.

03:41 <Daring-Do> Second time I see him doing it. First time he claimed his teacher yelled at him and called him a f-ing gay brony, and then someone hit him in front of the teacher and she said that "it wouldn't happen if you weren't gay and liked ponies". He claims he complained about the teacher's behavior but was told it was allowed.

03:41 <Daring-Do> Seems legit.

03:41 <Solo_Act> That reminds me, I can't stand when someone declares their lack of fear about their interests when they weren't being persecuted in the first place.

03:42 <Thelema5> Daring-Do, link?

03:42 <Daring-Do> http://intensedebate.com/people/wishie10/2

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03:45 <Twilight`Sparkle> Tell him to call the police, then.

03:46 <Solo_Act> Now, now, most kids don't have the guts to... let someone else handle their... problems... yeah, call the police, kid.

03:46 <Twilight`Sparkle> If he's telling the truth, it needs an outside investigation anyway.

03:46 <Twilight`Sparkle> If he's not, it'll help shut him up.

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03:48 <Solo_Act> i, e, i, o.

03:48 <Daring-Do> Thing is, he just told another tall tale... So I'm pretty sure he's telling porkies.

03:48 <e> yo

03:49 <Thelema5> This seems like it may be a troll... he makes reference to his brony friend "hunter smith" killing himself, just two weeks after his own father did.  However, there are no obituaries for anyone by that name near the time of his posting

03:49 <Daring-Do> Not sure if it's a troll as such, or just a kid looking for attention.

03:49 <e> Hunter Smith?

03:49 <e> that's a made up name

03:49 <Twilight`Sparkle> Feel free to point these things out. And then, again, tell him that the appropriate action is to call the police.

03:49 <Daring-Do> Mmm, might just do that..

03:50 <Twilight`Sparkle> Now, this being EQD comments, I rather doubt that much will come of anything.

03:51 * Solo_Act shrugs.

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03:53 <Thelema5> Yeah, he says he's the leader of a brony gang in his new school and that there was a fight where one of the other bronies got both of their legs broken.  He is lying.  He contradicted himself by saying "I go to high school half Of us are ponies and half are not there has been fight between the groups over the 3 years I been there" but just two weeks earlier he said "Hello I at a new school today plz help I freaking out"

03:53 <Thelema5> Daring-Do, just ignore it.

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03:55 <Daring-Do> Could do that too, but I'd hate to think these stories helped contribute to bronies feeling persecuted.

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03:57 <Thelema5> If people want to feel persecuted they'll find any sort of nonsense to support their position, fabricated or not.

03:57 <Daring-Do> You might be right.

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03:58 * Schism|Nocturne rolls over to Daring-Do, and offers some super spicy peach rice with crunchy carrots and extra ginger.

03:58 <Daring-Do> Thanks, but A) Can't handle spicy, B) Don't like rice. :P

03:58 <Daring-Do> THen again, I shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth.

03:58 * Schism|Nocturne pouts, and rolls over to offer it to Thelema5 instead.

03:58 <Thelema5> You could try calling him out, asking how he's been the leader of a brony gang in the school for 3 years when he only just started attending it two weeks ago, but honesty it'll just provoke more outlandish lies.

03:59 <Daring-Do> Mmm, think I'll take your advice and let it be.

04:00 <Thelema5> Thanks, Schism!

04:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Equestria Girls Canterlot High Playset and School Spirit Dolls Now Available On Amazon [ http://tinyurl.com/ps8eb6l ]

04:00 <Twilight`Sparkle> There are some people with the unfortunate condition of being compulsive liars. I doubt this particular guy is one, but it brings it to mind. Apparently one of the best ways to tolerate them and even be somewhat friendly is to play along and treat it all as story time.

04:01 <Thelema5> Does anyone actually buy this crap Hasbro keeps churning out?

04:01 <Thelema5> Other than frustrated parents, that is

04:01 <Twilight`Sparkle> Thelema5: yes.

04:01 <Thelema5> Huh.

04:02 <Twilight`Sparkle> So when you tell them about your weekend trip to the theme park, you can look forward to getting an entertaining, fantastical story about their weekend trip to the bahamas that got hijacked by pirates.

04:02 <Thelema5> LOL

04:02 <Twilight`Sparkle> Exactly.

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04:15 <Thelema5> !link https://youtu.be/XHTJ5oZErAE

04:15 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

04:15 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Steven Universe - Extended Intro / Abertura Estendida (Sub. Español/Legendado PT-BR) (CC)

04:16 <Thelema5> Hints of a possible origins episode on the horizon

04:17 <Twilight`Sparkle> A good way to get me to ignore your game:

04:17 <Twilight`Sparkle> Make it a "play every day" game.

04:18 <Cepheid> Heh.

04:18 <Thelema5> Seems ironic.

04:19 <Cepheid> Yeah, one game that's doing that, albiet only for 9 days is Super Mario Maker.

04:19 <Cepheid> Which is nonsensical.

04:19 <Cepheid> In order to unlock all the creation content, you have to spend 5 minutes a day creating content.

04:19 <Heartbreak> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7V2_aMG3YsI

04:19 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

04:19 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Red Hot Cannonball in Water/Ice

04:20 <Twilight`Sparkle> Hello, Jet_Black. How's your day been?

04:20 <Thelema5> What ever happened to the nice, old fashioned red hot nickel ball?

04:21 <Thelema5> Kids these days

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04:24 <Heartbreak> It's still out there Thelema5.

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04:26 <Thelema5> :p

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04:29 <Kalastrear> hi

04:29 <Kalastrear> i need thelema5

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04:32 <Thelema5> I am here, kinda

04:32 <Kalastrear> its super important

04:32 <Thelema5> What's up?

04:33 <Kalastrear> personal message please

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04:40 <AcerP|DotA> I see to Schisms

04:40 <AcerP|DotA> *two

04:41 * AcerP|DotA boops Schism|Nocturne

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04:42 * Schism|Nocturne blinks.

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04:42 * AcerP boops Schism with a linking book

04:42 <Schism|Nocturne> That's Schism|Adagio... also, I fear I'm too tired to play tonight.

04:43 <AcerP> np

04:43 <AcerP> I'm not done with the singleplayer ages anyway

04:43 <AcerP> so much running around and so little weekend

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04:44 <Schism|Nocturne> My weekend's just started, but considering, I'm on the verge of flumping, so

04:45 <Schism|Nocturne> My weekend will, more properly, begin when I awaken.

04:48 <Thelema5> Peter new is totally broadcasting on Periscope right now...

04:48 <Thelema5> playing pool and drinking brews

04:48 <Heartbreak> Schism...

04:49 * Schism|Nocturne flops on Heartbreak. Offers some mushroom rice. With spice and onions.

04:49 <Thelema5> Ahh ha ha, he said eeyup for me

04:50 <Heartbreak> Oooooo!

04:50 <Thelema5> Periscope is awesome

04:50 * Schism|Nocturne also then passes out. Tired, very very tired.

04:50 <Schism|Nocturne> Sleeeeeeeep.

04:50 * Schism|Nocturne curls up on HB's head in chibi form, and snoozes there.

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04:52 <Thelema5> Ah haha, talking with Peter New

04:52 <Thelema5> Anyone NOT on periscope needs to get there now

04:53 <Thelema5> So, I've now hung out with Claire Corlett in starbucks, and Peter New in a seedy pool hall via periscope

04:55 <Thelema5> So awesome

04:58 <Daring-Do> AHAHA

04:58 <Daring-Do> Was browsing some Gravity Falls tumblr that regularly puts up fancomics,

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04:58 <Daring-Do> and 40 pages in I suddenly found one that has to do with MLP. Unfortunately no one here watches Gravity Falls..

04:58 <Daring-Do> Or do they?

04:59 <Twilight_Shimmer> i watched like 1 ep

04:59 <Twilight_Shimmer> s/where styand bro comes back

04:59 <Twilight_Shimmer> damn typos...

05:00 <Daring-Do> Eh, you'll be able to get the joke. But it's funnier if you actually watch the show (especially the episode it's referencing)

05:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: 8bit Animation: Ponymon (Based on Equestria Stories)  [ http://tinyurl.com/oysn6zd ]

05:00 <Daring-Do> http://moringmark.tumblr.com/post/104243050353

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05:17 <Thelema5> Ugh.  There is seriously nothing out there.  "Exotic Dancers", Banquet Servers, and interns

05:18 <Twilight`Sparkle> hm?

05:18 <Twilight`Sparkle> oh, jobs.

05:18 <Thelema5> Yeah

05:18 <Snapai> craigslist?

05:18 <Thelema5> My area is terrible economically depressed

05:19 <Thelema5> *terribly

05:19 <Snapai> Move to mine. There are jobs listed everywhere. Mostly menial, but there's a lot of them ;p

05:19 <Thelema5> I have aging family to take care of here, though.  Can't move.

05:20 <Daring-Do> Thelema5: Are you out of work?

05:21 <Thelema5> Not quite.  I am still employed, but my company is "going out of business" as soon as it can be sold.

05:21 <Daring-Do> Ah..

05:21 <Thelema5> I will likely be out of work by the end of November

05:21 <Daring-Do> I'm sorry. :/

05:22 <Thelema5> Me too.

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05:22 <Thelema5> Following that, there's nothing on the horizon.

05:23 <KooK> Thelema5, Thelema5...

05:23 <KooK> Dude...

05:23 <KooK> I need some cheese fries right now

05:23 <Thelema5> Yeah?

05:23 <Thelema5> You and me both.

05:24 <KooK> https://www.dropbox.com/s/orxld6ymh48wpdt/2013-02-07_16-26-35_686.jpg?dl=0

05:24 <KooK> I need, some cheese fries...

05:24 <Daring-Do> You can't handle the cheese fries.

05:25 <Thelema5> Guh.  Those are some serious cheese fries

05:25 <KooK> Dude, you have no idea how amazing they are

05:26 <KooK> Cheese fries with bacon, a little red pepper, chives, and a smack of sour creame

05:26 <Thelema5> Yum

05:26 <KooK> or are those onions?

05:27 <KooK> Whatever it is, dude, it's so freaking amazing

05:27 <Thelema5> Green onions (scalions)

05:27 <Thelema5> Seems to be

05:27 <KooK> There ya go

05:27 <KooK> and it's like a full pound to pound and a half

05:28 <KooK> This is happening this weekend

05:31 <Thelema5> Makes my pathetic english muffin pizza dinner from tonight pale in comparison: http://imgur.com/RdxULlt

05:31 <KooK> I'd eat that

05:31 <Mismagius> Looks tasty, Thelema5

05:31 <KooK> I want some tater tots

05:32 <Thelema5> heh

05:32 <Mismagius> "Hey Napoleon, can I have one of your tater tots?"

05:32 <Thelema5> Tater tots are like... my favorite food

05:32 <Mismagius> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzBgS_hfssY

05:32 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

05:32 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Napoleon Dynamite's tots

05:33 <KooK> Steak is mine

05:33 <Thelema5> LMAO

05:34 <KooK> Give me some of your tots!

05:34 <Thelema5> LMAO

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05:34 <KooK> Dude, I want to make that for dinner, now I just need time on my hands

05:35 <Thelema5> lol

05:36 <KooK> What kind of cheese is that?

05:37 <KooK> I gotta stop looking at it, I literally haven't eaten since breakfast

05:37 <Thelema5> Provolone

05:37 <Thelema5> The only thing I had on hand

05:38 <KooK> I'm seeing a therapist in a few days, I've gone back down to eating once a day

05:38 <Thelema5> Not good

05:38 <KooK> yeah I know, I start eating when I feel weak

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05:38 <KooK> slight case of Cibophobia

05:39 <Thelema5> Kook, did you know that you're one of my favorite people?

05:40 <KooK> Where did this come from?

05:40 <Thelema5> Eat well, and healthy.

05:40 <KooK> Oh my God I have to get some cheese, brb

05:42 <Thelema5> I looooouurve cheese

05:43 <Thelema5> Very sharp cheddara are my weakness

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05:43 <Thelema5> *cheddars

05:43 <KooK> It's not that I dislike food, I love food, I love to eat, I just get some bad anxiety a lot of the time.

05:43 <Tirek> Don't we all.

05:43 <Tirek> Man, I'm always anxious.

05:43 <KooK> I've been stuck at a gas station before, thirsty as crap and I've stared at the drinks for 5 minutes and walked out.

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05:44 <Tirek> OH, wow.

05:44 <Tirek> Er, that h wasn't supposed to be capital.

05:44 <KooK> I mostly only ever drink out of glass bottles, the majority of my food comes from the midwest.

05:44 <Thelema5> I understand.  Anxiety is like my "best friend" always up in my stuff dictating what I do

05:45 <Lenfant_Sauvage> KooK: you have unconsciously strict standards as to what you'll accept to eat and drink?

05:46 <KooK> extremely

05:46 <Snapai> THis is amazing - This is amazing. https://twitter.com/hellociaran/status/641219731622596608

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05:48 <KooK> It stresses me out to a small panic attack where it feels like my throat is closing.  Dumbest thing.

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05:50 <KooK> But anyway

05:50 <Thelema5> That's like me when walking down stairs.  It's so dumb, but my body just clamps up

05:50 <KooK> Anybody got anything fun going on?

05:50 <KooK> Walking down stairs?

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05:50 <WoeGryphon> man

05:50 <WoeGryphon> I have eaten

05:50 <WoeGryphon> alll them raviolis

05:50 <WoeGryphon> all of them ever

05:50 <WoeGryphon> uuugh

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05:51 <KooK> Thelema5 - You should have seen me on the eiffel tower, I was with some people and we decided to take the stairs down instead of the elevator.  You can see straight through the stairs and there's nothing beyond the railing.

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05:51 <KooK> I was hugging the railing and taking one step at a time, very slowly.

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05:52 <Thelema5> I literally have to talk myself down any flight of stairs... like: "Okay, just step.  It's just 8 inches.  They're not collapsing. Step again.

05:53 <Thelema5> Kook. there's NO WAY I could do the eiffel tower.

05:53 <Twilight`Sparkle> it has an elevator, though.

05:53 <KooK> Twilight, it also has stairs which everybody else wanted to take

05:53 * Cepheid has done the CN Tower.

05:54 <Cepheid> All the way to the highest possible point of it, in fact.

05:54 <Cepheid> Even got pictures.

05:54 <KooK> The Elevator had a long line and I'm thinking "This'll be fine."

05:54 <Twilight`Sparkle> Right. I was address Thelema5 there.

05:54 <Twilight`Sparkle> My own personal climbing stories all happened in Florence.

05:54 <Cepheid> http://imgur.com/a/6K88D

05:54 <Thelema5> Does it?  I can do elevators unless they open op to an open floor, like a view down to the bottom

05:54 <Twilight`Sparkle> Climbed the dome, climbed the bell tower, etc.

05:55 <Twilight`Sparkle> That dome, man, some of those stairwells are scary as all. Their old, see. Sturdy, but old.

05:55 <Twilight`Sparkle> Which means no railing. And quite a few steep and shallow steps.

05:55 * Thelema5 feels creeped out

05:56 <Thelema5> I could never do that.  I would just collapse to the floor

05:56 <Twilight`Sparkle> Yep. The concern's not with them crumbling. It's with missing a step and losing your balance. Or with someone above you on the stair way doing the same, because good luck stopping the fall.

05:56 <Thelema5> I wish I were kidding, but stairs are my major phobia

05:56 *** Snapai is now known as Sleepai

05:56 <KooK> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAePXI-Cj78

05:57 <KooK> 3

05:57 <Thelema5> I get vertigo just walking two stories to my office every day

05:57 <KooK> Thelema5 - Can you watch that whole youtube video? :D

05:57 <Cepheid> Then don't look at the album I linked.

05:57 <Twilight`Sparkle> hmrf. I am unable to load webpages.

05:58 <Twilight`Sparkle> Brb, killing and re-enabling wifi adapter.

05:58 <Cepheid> The issue with my photo album is that I'm standing on the plexiglass flooring in one of the pictures.  Looking down.

05:58 <Thelema5> KooK, I've seen it before and no... it makes me sick

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05:59 <KooK> It makes my legs tingle just watching these guys

05:59 <Thelema5> Cepheid, were you up that high?

05:59 <AcerP> Daring-Do: I watch Gravity-falls

05:59 <Cepheid> Let's see..

05:59 <AcerP> great show

06:00 <Daring-Do> Oh, hey, AcerP. Yeah, friend got me into it a few months ago. Honestly the way it handles female characters is horrible compared to MLP, but it's such a well-made show I watch it anyway.

06:00 <Cepheid> Top floor is 446.5m high.  Or 1,464.9 feet.  I went to the top floor.  The next highest level is..

06:01 * AcerP takes root

06:01 *** AcerP is now known as AcerPalmatum

06:02 * Thelema5 dies

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06:02 <Cepheid> Glass floor is at 342 meters.

06:02 <Cepheid> Or 1,122 feet.

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06:03 <KooK> I gotta torque down that freaking damper this weekend and finish that Lexus up...

06:03 <Thelema5> I have a serious mental block when it comes to heights.   I rarely leave ground level, because vertigo takes over once I've taken even a couple of steps from the ground

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06:06 <Thelema5> I had to steady myself (embarrisingly) the last time I visited a classic Historic Site which required moving between stories.

06:07 *** Mismagius is now known as Nilak

06:08 <KooK> Dude, old house stairs are the worst

06:09 <Solo_down> I've spent like 9 hours on a computer today and accomplished nothing.

06:13 * Ali decides to be random to boop Gigabit

06:13 <Ali> !Twilight time

06:13 * DerpyBot bounces around in front of Twilight`Sparkle

06:13 <DerpyBot> Twilight time, Twilight time!

06:14 * Gigabit squeaks at Ali

06:14 <Daring-Do> Anyway, it's late, I'm off. See you, guys!

06:15 <Gigabit> ttake care

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06:19 <KooK> !moo

06:19 <DerpyBot> Who are you calling a cow?!

06:19 *** KooK was kicked by DerpyBot (To the MOO!)

06:20 <Cepheid> I would presume you, DerpyBot.

06:20 <Gigabit> lol

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06:20 * Cepheid escapes banishment to the MOO via not using the command.

06:21 * Ali could send Cepheid to the Moo, but she's not evil.

06:22 <Cepheid> No, you're just misguided.

06:23 <Cepheid> Someone started you onto the path of righteousness and politeness.  I don't know who, but I'd like to give them my two cents.

06:23 <Ali> You sure?  Cause I can target you for kicks you know :P

06:23 * Cepheid is being silly. Do as you please. :P

06:24 * Ali brushies Cepheid!

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06:24 <Cepheid> Ow.  Ow.  Please stop.  I have no hair to brush.  Ow.  Ow.  You're scraping my scalp with each brush.

06:24 * Ali snerks

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06:25 <Cepheid> At least you're not like my sister who has an inexplicable and disturbing urge to rub my head each and every time she sees me.

06:25 <Ali> If she calls you Krillin then we know she's funny

06:26 <Cepheid> She doesn't even know who that is.

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06:26 <Ali> I know :P

06:29 <Cepheid> Speaking of my sister, they still don't know what she's allergic to, which is worrisome as she's apparently been having a reaction to SOMETHING every night.  She's waking up from it.  =.=;

06:29 <Cepheid> They're taking their sweet time with getting the allergy test done.

06:29 <Gigabit> So.. Ali does that mean you are Bulma?

06:32 * Ali eenopes

06:32 <Gigabit> But but you wanna pick on Cepheid  like Bulma XD

06:33 <Cepheid> I think that's Ali just being Ali.

06:33 <Shadowscale> 'evening, everone

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06:38 *** ChanServ sets mode: +o ConfusionRift

06:39 <ConfusionRift> Hello everypony.

06:39 <Shadowscale> hi

06:39 <Gigabit> !moon ConfusionRift

06:39 <DerpyBot> Grab my tail, Gigabit!

06:39 <Gigabit> XD

06:39 <Tirek> Heyo Rift.

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06:39 * ConfusionRift grunts loudly, and flops.

06:40 <Shadowscale> wait what just happened? is that just a random bot command?

06:40 <ConfusionRift> Yep, just a self kick command.

06:42 <Shadowscale> interesting

06:43 <Shadowscale> Are the @s and %s on names significant?

06:43 <Shadowscale> like, arte they mods or something?

06:43 <ConfusionRift> Moderator/operator status.

06:43 <Shadowscale> ah.

06:44 <RightHoofGone> Good night everypony! Tomorrow may be the day

06:44 <Shadowscale> the day for what?

06:44 <ConfusionRift> Laters RightHoofGone.

06:45 <RightHoofGone> Going home, Shadowscale

06:45 <RightHoofGone> Later ConfusionRift

06:45 <Shadowscale> ah. well, good night then

06:45 <RightHoofGone> !moo

06:45 <DerpyBot> Who are you calling a cow?!

06:45 *** RightHoofGone was kicked by DerpyBot (To the MOO!)

06:46 <ConfusionRift> There we go. ~ = owner, & = administrator, @ = operator, % = half-operator, + = voiced (rarely ever used).

06:46 <Shadowscale> anyone know where I can get a decent Chrysalis figure? I don't see any on Funko's site. not really sure where else to looks

06:46 <Moonlightning> ! = goddess (/very/ rarely used)

06:47 <ConfusionRift> ! = summon symbol. :P

06:47 <Shadowscale> ah thanks, Moon

06:47 <ConfusionRift> Just kidding.

06:47 <Moonlightning> more like summon/ed/ symbol

06:48 <Gigabit> !summon Shenron

06:48 <Gigabit> :P

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06:52 <Shenron> I am Shenron, I shall grant you any wish. Now speak!

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06:52 *** ConfusionRift2 is now known as ConfusionRift

06:53 <ConfusionRift> I would like a sandwich.

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06:53 <Gigabit> I want my isp to call me for the job offer they offered to me x.x

06:53 <Tirek> I wish for the world's most comfortable pair of underwear!

06:54 <Shenron> *eyes glow* Your wish has been granted. *panties float down from the sky* *dissapears into a bright light and the dragonballs scatter

06:54 *** Parts: Shenron (tycgxdkekyh@Pony-g37066.sopf.bfg6.1016.2600.IP) ()

06:54 <Gigabit> awww no fair

06:54 <Shadowscale> lol

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06:55 <Shadowscale> I just realised who wished for underwear. maybe that was his problem all along XD

06:56 * ConfusionRift laughs.

06:56 <ConfusionRift> Dood, nothing beats a good pair of underwear.

06:56 *** Nell is now known as Null

06:57 * Shadowscale sighs

06:58 <Shadowscale> Chrysalis gets no merch love

06:58 <Mike_Coltfield> So! New poni this weekend.

06:58 <ConfusionRift> She does, just not by everyone. Also, not very cheap either.

06:58 *** init3 is now known as Init3-away

06:58 * ConfusionRift gets excited.

06:58 <ConfusionRift> I am so EXCITED!!!

06:59 <Shadowscale> #gethype

06:59 <Shadowscale> did I just make a channel? oops

07:00 <ConfusionRift> Not active unless someone... joins.

07:00 <Tirek> He only granted my wish because I'm genre savvy.

07:00 <ConfusionRift> And I jinxed it.

07:00 <Mike_Coltfield> Also, did anyone else here attend West Horse Small Horse Con over the weekend?

07:01 <ConfusionRift> Nope. Been veeeery busy.

07:01 <Shadowscale> that's a mouthfull

07:02 <Cepheid> <Tirek>  "It feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!  Nothing at all!  Nothing at all!"

07:02 <Shadowscale> I'd probably go to a con were one convenient. I've only been a fan a few months so have never been

07:02 <Cepheid> "Stupid sexy Tirek."

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07:04 <Shadowscale> "sexy" tirek... is that a thing? its a thing isn't it? damn you internet

07:06 <ConfusionRift> Aaaaaaaand image deleted.

07:06 * ConfusionRift erases memory.

07:07 <Tirek> This is Cepheid's fault.

07:07 <ConfusionRift> Fault about what? [can't access memory]

07:07 * Cepheid bows.

07:08 <Tirek> I'd probably bet that "sexy" Tirek was a thing since before Tirek was even announced for the show.

07:08 <Shadowscale> mental image?

07:08 * Cepheid leans in close to ConfusionRift's ear. "Omelette du- No, wait, wrong thing. Sexy Tirek."

07:08 * Shadowscale laughs

07:08 <Shadowscale> wow I haven't heard that in years

07:09 <ConfusionRift> Aaaah! I feel I should just format everything.

07:09 <Shadowscale> Omelette du fromage

07:09 <Tirek> Lemme see if I could find the old concept art of "sexy Tirek".

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07:09 <ConfusionRift> No! Never! (removes eyes and throws them somewhere)

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07:11 <Solo_down> ConfusionRift: was it you or someone else who tried to help me with my laptop a few weeks ago? I keep thinking it was someone with "shock" in their user.

07:12 <ConfusionRift> I did try to help on the situation, yes.

07:12 <ConfusionRift> A laptop with a broken display?

07:13 <Solo_down> That's the one. I fixed the safe mode issue.

07:13 <Vulpor> Hey everyone

07:14 <Vulpor> Wassup

07:14 <Solo_down> I remembered that the boot menu comes up if you abuse it enough with the power button or the battery.

07:15 <Shadowscale> Hello Vulpor

07:15 <ConfusionRift> Boot menu usually comes up with the f-key, or when the system was shutdown unsafely.

07:15 <Vulpor> Hey Shadowscale

07:15 <ConfusionRift> Hey Vulpor.

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07:15 <Vulpor> and ConfusionRift

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07:16 <Shadowscale> cool, activity's picking up

07:16 <ProjectCarthage> Welp, I've been trolled again, someone sent me a link to watch an episode, and really begged me to watch it for some reason, about 2 minutes in however, I've found that the video has been...edited.

07:17 <ConfusionRift> Of course.

07:19 <Shadowscale> like rick roll or like graphic?

07:19 <Tirek> Ugh

07:19 <Tirek> I can no longer find it

07:19 <Shadowscale> XD i thought you were joking Tirek

07:19 <Tirek> I wasn't kidding.

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07:20 * Heartbreak boops SweetCloud.

07:20 <ProjectCarthage> Not a rick roll, it's something I can't say here.

07:20 <Tirek> There was a short comic of a young Tirek concept whom was mellow and easy-going. "I'm not sayin' the view's bad, I'm just sayin' it'd look better in the dark."

07:20 <Tirek> Luna is madly in love with this Tirek, but somehow Tirek loves Celestia?

07:20 <Tirek> I can't find it anymore, it was funny.

07:21 <Tirek> This was from roughly 2013, though.

07:21 <Shadowscale> ah

07:21 <Tirek> So it may have vanished into the aether forever.

07:21 <Shadowscale> wait was this pre-G4 Tirek?

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07:21 <Tirek> Not exactly, no.

07:21 <Tirek> It was a concept of a G4 Tirek from 2013.

07:22 <Shadowscale> I know (thanks to Silver-Quill) that he was an old villain

07:22 <ProjectCarthage> It's hard to believe someone went through the effort to make this though, but why does it exist?!

07:22 <Tirek> Basically Tirek was just the set-up for Nightmare Moon.

07:22 <Shadowscale> ah

07:22 * Heartbreak boops ProjectCarthage.

07:22 <Tirek> I can't find it.

07:22 <Tirek> I'm so miffed.

07:22 <Tirek> I wish I saved it.

07:23 <Tirek> FOUND IT

07:23 <Tirek> http://orig12.deviantart.net/9d7c/f/2014/038/3/0/tirek_redesign_by_haretrinity-d75h88f.png

07:23 <Tirek> There

07:24 <Tirek> This is a beautiful work of art and I would have gladly accepted this Tirek as the G4 Tirek.

07:24 * Twilight_Shimmer boops Tirek

07:24 <Shadowscale> lol

07:25 <ProjectCarthage> You know how there are some amazing scene edits that look as if they came out of the show itself?

07:25 <Tirek> Yes.

07:25 <ProjectCarthage> This is kindof in the same vein, but not used in a very nice way

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07:26 <Tirek> Did someone make porn again?

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07:26 <Tirek> They'll never stop.

07:26 <Twilight_Shimmer> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl33BHFbSMw&index=4&list=LLadccemc0JfduQZo4pw7vTA

07:26 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Chip of Discord

07:26 <Tirek> You just need to let it go and move on.

07:26 <ConfusionRift> ^

07:26 <Twilight_Shimmer> annd wrong chat XD

07:26 <ProjectCarthage> From what I can tell, they went and edited the whole episode.

07:26 <Tirek> Oh, that project.

07:26 <ConfusionRift> No point making a fuzz out of it. And that too, not the channel for it.

07:26 <ConfusionRift> Oh, okay.

07:27 <Tirek> Yeah, no, don't pay attention to it.

07:27 <Tirek> People are degenerate, perverse abominations.

07:27 <Tirek> But rift, I found it again: http://orig12.deviantart.net/9d7c/f/2014/038/3/0/tirek_redesign_by_haretrinity-d75h88f.png

07:27 <Tirek> This is amazing, and I'm happy I found it again.

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07:27 <ConfusionRift> This is funny. :P

07:28 <Tirek> Here's the stupid sexy tirek appropriate for Cepheid's comments.

07:28 <Tirek> This channel has been enlightened.

07:28 <ConfusionRift> I feel he would be one of those who uses "dude" in the sentence. :P

07:29 <Tirek> This Tirek is totally a hippie. Except instead of flowers, its darkness.

07:29 <Shadowscale> That video looked normal and completely SFW to me

07:29 <Twilight_Shimmer> which video?

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07:30 <Twilight_Shimmer> the one i linked that i meant for noher room?

07:30 <Shadowscale> yeah

07:30 <Twilight_Shimmer> yes its totally sfw

07:30 <ConfusionRift> Tirek: "Dude" or "broh".

07:30 <Shadowscale> Bruh

07:30 <ConfusionRift> Or "maaan".

07:31 <Tirek> Yeah

07:31 <Tirek> Exactly.

07:32 <Tirek> Also looks like its from February 2014.

07:32 <Shadowscale> So opinions question. those of you who've read the comics. do you have ea favorite issu/arc?

07:32 <Tirek> I've only read one.

07:33 <Tirek> Two, nevermind.

07:33 <Tirek> I haven't finished the chrysalis arc.

07:33 <Shadowscale> I should probably refrase, the IDW comics XD

07:33 <Shadowscale> rephrase*

07:33 <Tirek> The comics are well written, but I keep putting off going to them.

07:33 <Tirek> Yeah, I knew what you meant.

07:33 <ConfusionRift> One, and that's about it.

07:33 <Twilight_Shimmer> i havent read the comics as a result i have a soft spot for changelings

07:34 <Tirek> I think I'm done with pony in general honestly.

07:34 <ConfusionRift> I tend to meh at the concepts.

07:34 <ConfusionRift> Nooo! (hugs Tirek)

07:34 <Tirek> Like, the only reason I'm here is because cool people I like to irratate by irrationally complaining about insignificant details.

07:34 <Shadowscale> the first arc is Return of Queen Chrysalis, TS

07:34 <Tirek> And being a jerk.

07:35 <Twilight_Shimmer> i hear the comics paint the changelings in a darker light

07:35 <Lenfant_Sauvage> I've read the first omnibus. I don't know when I'm going to pick it up again though, there's really not a comic store within a convenient distance from me.

07:35 <Lenfant_Sauvage> The bus routes here are bad. :<

07:35 <Tirek> Hey, Rift, you still have Zelda Classic, right?

07:35 <ConfusionRift> I believe so.

07:35 <Tirek> www.purezc.net/index.php?page=quests&id=510

07:35 <Tirek> Play it.

07:35 <Shadowscale> hmm. maybe Chrysalis a bit. its kind of vague. its kinda of implied she kills a kitten in front of the CMC

07:36 <Twilight_Shimmer> I had ZC be i got rid of it

07:36 <Twilight_Shimmer> too complcated for me to set up/figure out

07:36 <Tirek> Loading games shouldn't be hard.

07:36 <Tirek> If you want to build them, then yeah, its not easy to get into it.

07:36 <Tirek> I'm just recommending a joke quest to rift to play.

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07:37 <Twilight_Shimmer> speaking of joke games

07:37 <Twilight_Shimmer> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGvZa3tiYwY

07:37 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

07:37 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Let's Play Knytt Stories: Don't Eat The Mushroom Part 2

07:38 <Shadowscale> and yet she gets some redeeming qualities. in her FIENDship is magic issue, its shown that she truely cares for her changelings wellbeing

07:38 <Twilight_Shimmer> Warming for headphone users, contains loud music at one point

07:39 <Vulpor> God I love Glass Reflection

07:39 <Shadowscale> I want to believe she has some kind of tragic back-story. sadly that was given to Sombra

07:39 <Vulpor> this dude who does anime reviews on youtube

07:39 <Vulpor> good guy

07:39 <Lenfant_Sauvage> I'm glad Sombra got any development at all

07:40 <Lenfant_Sauvage> But I REALLY wish they'd done some of it in the show proper

07:40 <Shadowscale> true. they seem to be starting a trend of malevolent, characterless entities.

07:41 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Depends on how far you stretch "characterless", Tirek at least had a personality and backstory

07:41 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Sombra had a mean look and KRYSTALZ

07:41 <ConfusionRift> Yay, Kirby music!

07:42 <Shadowscale> pretty soon Equestria will be being consumed by the Nothing and the Mane six will have to venture to the Ivory Tower to request the aid of the Empress.

07:42 <Lenfant_Sauvage> But apparently there's this whole embellishment he gets in the comics that'spart of an entire arc

07:42 <Lenfant_Sauvage> The same arc that's given more development to Celestia than she's gotten in five years

07:42 <Shadowscale> Reflections is my favorite! she's not perfect and can make selfish decisions, yay!

07:43 <Twilight_Shimmer> Anybody read the story Sweetie's Shadow wherein she accidently contractually binds sombra to her soul (and brings him back from the dead as a result)

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07:43 <Twilight_Shimmer> er shadow not soul lol

07:43 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Ah don't read fanfics. - Apple Bloom 2015

07:44 <Twilight_Shimmer> in it sombra literally has to do anything she tells him

07:45 <Shadowscale> I'll ready fan comics (espeacially by LovelyNeckBeard) but im not really into fanfics

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07:47 <Tirek> Well, get ready, as far as villains go, Grogar's next.

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07:48 <Tirek> And I can't wait to see what they do to him.

07:48 <Tirek> I just want to be disappointed now and have it over with.

07:48 <Shadowscale> Lets hope he's an intelligent, cunning villain

07:49 <Shadowscale> but I'm guessing not before the return of Starlight Glimmer

07:50 <Electron> good morning my little muffins  ( ·¯·)

07:51 <Solo_down> I wonder why I'm only ok connecting with people over text mediums like this one?

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07:54 <RazorSharpFang> Solo_down: Maybe because it's less information to worry about; everything is in order, no one talks over each other. There's no confusing bodylanguage/signals to deal with.

07:54 <RazorSharpFang> You can read at your own pace.

07:55 <RazorSharpFang> It's 0 commitment.

07:55 <RazorSharpFang> etc...

07:55 <Shadowscale> pretty much

07:56 <Solo_down> 'no one talks over each other'... I dunno, it seems a pretty consistent faux pas to post too much, although I might just take shotgun posting far too seriously.

07:56 <Electron> dry text and nothing more

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07:57 <Solo_down> I don't know about /that/... Some of my favorite memories are in this chat, laced with plenty of emotion, both in my text and the text of others.

07:58 <Solo_down> Dry text? I really don't know about that. Text, maybe just to me, is only dry if it doesn't come from a living, breathing person. What I mean... Wiki pages are dry.

07:58 * Heartbreak gives Electron some muons.

07:58 <Electron> I wonder how many times people actually laughing when they type "LOL"

07:59 <Solo_down> I never type 'LOL'. I'll type out my laughter if it's worth mentioning.

07:59 <Electron> hey, do you want me to be fat or something, H.B.?  >_>

07:59 <Electron> I was talking generally, Solo_down

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07:59 <Solo_down> Eat celery; it worked in Fable 2.

08:00 <Tirek> Shadowscale: In G1, he was probably the most intelligent, cunning, and powerful villain around. The only way they'll make that be the case in G4, is if the series ends with Grogar being defeated.

08:00 <Tirek> Which it won't happen like that.

08:00 <Heartbreak> Electron If I wanted that, we'd have you go near the speed of light.

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08:00 <Electron> I woudn't mind to gain some weight though ( ._.)

08:00 <Solo_down> Take mine. You can have all you want.

08:01 <Electron> deal

08:01 <Tirek> I'm finally losing weight.

08:01 <Tirek> After almost two months of working in a warehouse, I've finally gotten to a point where I'm building less muscle mass.

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08:05 <Electron> tell me a secret how to gain some weight

08:05 <Electron> please

08:06 <Twilight_Shimmer> couldnt tell ya

08:06 <Twilight_Shimmer> i can eat 7lbs of ham in 2 days and not gain a pound

08:06 <Tirek> Build muscle mass.

08:06 <Tirek> If you can't gain fat, gain muscle.

08:06 <Solo_down> Eat ramen noodles.

08:06 <Solo_down> Every meal for a week'll see you gain at least 5lbs.

08:07 <Electron> I'm trying that approach, Tirek, very slow process though :|

08:07 <ConfusionRift> Actually, ramen is not that saturating, so one might end up shading that weight fast.

08:07 <Solo_down> Huh... figured it was one of the worst things for a human. What about spam?

08:07 <Tirek> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE

08:07 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Monty Python - Spam

08:08 <ConfusionRift> Spam sure is. It's basically meat byproduct in a can.

08:08 <Electron> are you saying I should eat spam?

08:08 <Solo_down> Huh... conclusive proof that Tirek didn't block me, after all. How very... VERY surprising.

08:09 <ConfusionRift> No. I have absolutely no useful tips for gaining fat, since it's not as common as to get rid of fat.

08:09 <Electron> that's the point :(

08:10 <Tirek> I can't block anyone.

08:10 <Tirek> Why again was I supposed to block you?

08:11 <ConfusionRift> Eat your meals, or go with the fatty + starchy stuff.

08:12 <Solo_down> You... you weren't. You simply got the point across that you find me supremely annoying despite my attempts to befriend ya. Eventually, I couldn't get a reaction at all, so I figured you had blocked me.

08:12 <ProjectCarthage> Why would you want to GAIN weight? being big SUCKS, trust me, I know.

08:13 <Tirek> Oh, right.

08:13 <Tirek> I don't remember.

08:13 <Shadowscale> I like that song you linked elsewhere Solo

08:13 <ProjectCarthage> I'm not at the level of like, major health issues, don't worry, but I do wish I was thinner.

08:13 <ConfusionRift> Some people process fat faster, or have problems maintaining any. So they could end up underweight.

08:13 <Tirek> Doesn't matter really, if you're annoying, I'll figure it out again.

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08:14 <Electron> why is that, ProjectCarthage?

08:14 <Shadowscale> btw, Solo said on another channel that their ride showed up.

08:15 <Shadowscale> i figured I mention it since that's who you were talking to Tirek

08:15 <Tirek> I need to get to sleep, I have work tonight.

08:15 <Tirek> Its gonna suck, I'm pretty sure I'm getting written up again.

08:15 <Tirek> Two weeks ago, they trained me to load trucks, and I'm awful at it.

08:15 <Shadowscale> warehouse work you said?

08:16 <Tirek> Yeah.

08:16 <Tirek> I can make 140 in EOL, but I barely break 100 in truck loading. I have to process 129 cases an hour minimum.

08:16 <Shadowscale> that sucks. I hated unloading trucks at walmart. I can only imagine the nightmare of loading them

08:16 <ProjectCarthage> Electron:  Well, as big as I am, I'm rather clumsy, I do have some slight issues with my legs, but I think that one runs in the family, and I'm sortof stupid looking.

08:16 <Tirek> I don't hate the job, don't get me wrong

08:16 <Tirek> I'm just not good at it yet.

08:17 <Tirek> And I'm trying to get gud quickly so I can keep the job.

08:17 <Tirek> I don't want to be unemployed again.

08:17 <ConfusionRift> Same here.

08:17 * ConfusionRift hears mentioning of Walmart, and starts twitching.

08:18 <Tirek> Especially truck loading. I'm just not sure exactly how to do it efficiently yet.

08:18 <Tirek> So, of course my rate's going to be off.

08:18 <Electron> what do you suggest then, ProjectCarthage? I kinda confused

08:18 <Shadowscale> yeah **** that place

08:18 <ProjectCarthage> Electron:  just junk food in general, I guess?

08:19 <Shadowscale> but, that's the past. I've got a good job now. best I've ever had, in fact.

08:19 <ConfusionRift> As I said, fat and starch. Now, don't go crazy on it. Too much fatty intake at a time can cause reactions.

08:20 <ConfusionRift> We just had inventory settling last night.

08:20 <Electron> I try to eat more protein food

08:20 <ConfusionRift> So... yeah. Not exactly full of vigor and energy.

08:20 <Twilight_Shimmer> !link https://derpiboo.ru/975916

08:20 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this picture is about cape silver spoon glasses necklace belt (and 24 more)

08:21 <ConfusionRift> My whole department had to be 100% done. Otherwise, no leave.

08:22 <ConfusionRift> Oh yeah, claims closed early, and so did returns. So pfffFFTTTT!

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08:23 <Tirek> The warehouse constantly puts out over 100% of their shipping plan.

08:23 <Tirek> So, theoretically, it shouldn't matter so much that I'm 20 or so units off.

08:23 <ConfusionRift> I can't be off. Not one bit.

08:23 <Tirek> But, my manager's dedicated to the company. He's a nice guy, but he's not the kind of guy who'll look the other way if you get shafted.

08:24 <Shadowscale> Twilight, I feel like I know those outfits yet I don't. maybe they're just cliche anime looks?

08:24 <Tirek> Rate is on a weekly basis, not daily.

08:24 <ConfusionRift> They are already angry, because all our numbers were off. So we had to correct them about four times.

08:24 <Tirek> So I can afford an off day if I have a really good day.

08:25 <Tirek> The warehouse has a bunch of checks and balances to prevent huge mess-ups.

08:25 <ConfusionRift> Then, there's the constant inconsistencies with day shift and night shift. Both teams being managed differently.

08:25 <Tirek> That's like that here too.

08:26 <Tirek> Night shift is always ahead of dayshift. Dayshift leaves a mess for nightshift to clean up.

08:27 <ConfusionRift> Then, I got two departments to manage by product and count. Paints and hardware. I also have a paint counter that I always have filled with customers who need paint tinted their way.

08:27 <Tirek> Hm.

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08:28 <ConfusionRift> Then, I gotta keep track of merchandise and traffic, since my department is the hideout for theft.

08:28 <Tirek> You got it so much worse than me.

08:28 <ConfusionRift> Within 5 minutes, someone ran off with three ceiling fans, and two high velocity fans.

08:29 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Someone freaking skedaddled

08:30 <ConfusionRift> And if I have to close, I have to prepare the departments for stocking, that means moving ALL the merchandise forward, and make sure everything is where it should be, and by counts.

08:30 <Twilight_Shimmer> ConfusionRift: sounds like your job is more trouble then its worth

08:31 <Twilight_Shimmer> but ill wager till you find something else (assuming you are looking) your stuck with it

08:31 <ConfusionRift> If the neighboring departments are off, on break, or on lunch (being sporting goods and housewares), I have to look over them as well.

08:32 <ConfusionRift> The worst part, when associates... employees go AWOL.

08:33 <Tirek> Well time for bed for me

08:33 <Tirek> Later.

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08:33 <ConfusionRift> Laters Smooze.

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08:34 <Twilight_Shimmer> as i said, sounds like your jobs more trouble then its worth

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08:34 <ConfusionRift> But yeah. When that happens, there's a chance I have to manage their departments as well. One of them requiring a key for merchandise and it not being found anywhere... yeah.

08:35 <Electron> seems like that to me too

08:35 <Twilight_Shimmer> do the managers pf

08:35 <ConfusionRift> It isn't, but I don't have much of a choice.

08:35 <Twilight_Shimmer> damn enter key..

08:35 <Twilight_Shimmer> do the managers od your place of emplyment even know HOW to run a store?

08:36 <Twilight_Shimmer> sheesh

08:36 <Electron> :D

08:36 <ConfusionRift> In all sincerity, no. More often than not, they get lost with most predicaments. Sometimes, me even having to manage better on my own.

08:37 <ConfusionRift> Just like the manager who tried to be much better than me, and not noticing a blatant discrepancy in the box of merchandise I had in hand.

08:39 <Twilight_Shimmer> wow

08:39 <Twilight_Shimmer> talk about incompetent buffoons

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08:39 <ConfusionRift> After working in a department for so long, you will notice that some merchandise come in very specific boxes. Me just GRABBING it, and looking on its side, led me to detect a discrepancy very fast. But yet, Ms. Super Manager want to tell me how it's done.

08:40 <ConfusionRift> I lost 20 minutes, but I sure made her look stupid.

08:40 <Twilight_Shimmer> I have to wonder ConfusionRift why havent your quit yet?

08:40 <Twilight_Shimmer> or reported her to the higherups

08:40 <ConfusionRift> As I said, I need this.

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08:42 <ConfusionRift> Nah, if they want me gone, they will have to deal with a lot. I know they ins and outs of incompetence and can easily hang them with a call to corporate, especially with certain events happening.

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08:43 <Shadowscale> lol corporate blackmail

08:44 <ConfusionRift> Nah, it's more like regional check.

08:44 <ConfusionRift> They will start going with a magnifying glass through the whole store, including staff.

08:46 <Twilight_Shimmer> i just realized something

08:46 <Twilight_Shimmer> if ConfusionRift really wanted he could just alert corperate, then they would be more then a lil interested in what he knows XD

08:47 <Twilight_Shimmer> probably can a few people and put him in charge instead XD

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08:48 <ConfusionRift> They won't. They're not that interested in the such. But if things are really bad, they can easily close the store, or fire the whole upper and/or lower staff, and hire new ones.

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08:51 <Shadowscale> alright. its been...interesting, especially on AD. goodnight everypony

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08:51 <ConfusionRift> Laters Shadowscale.

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08:52 * Heartbreak noogies ConfusionRift.

08:52 * ConfusionRift boops Heartbreak. :P "Hellooooo."

08:53 <Heartbreak> Hellooooooooooooo.

08:55 <ConfusionRift> How is The Heartbreaker?

08:56 <Heartbreak> ...

08:56 * Heartbreak noogies harder!

08:56 <Heartbreak> I'm not Heartbreaker!

08:56 <Heartbreak> That is a totally different pony!

08:56 <ConfusionRift> I mean... how are ya, H.B.?

08:56 <Heartbreak> ^.^ Thank you. I'm good.

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09:00 <ConfusionRift> I am fine too. (drops one hind leg) Don't mind that.

09:02 <Electron> D:

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09:03 <ConfusionRift> It happens, especially with worn... joints. (puts in place)

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09:12 * RazorSharpFang "

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09:13 <ConfusionRift> Be right back. Seems I'm having a self-loathing mental breakdown.

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09:16 <RazorSharpFang> ConfusionRift: Hope you feel better soon.

09:17 <Electron> hold on there

09:17 * RazorSharpFang lets it go

09:18 <RazorSharpFang> ♪♫♪

09:21 <ConfusionRift> That, and I'm heating something to eat.

09:21 <ConfusionRift> I should be good in a while, especially when my weekend started.

09:24 <RazorSharpFang> Your weekend started on a wednesday?

09:25 <ConfusionRift> No work Mednesday and Thursday.

09:26 <ConfusionRift> *Wednesday

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09:31 <ConfusionRift> Wow, just walking downstairs took my breath away.

09:31 <ConfusionRift> Seems I'm that exhausted.

09:32 <MrMooMoo> Lay down

09:32 <ConfusionRift> Will do, a little after.

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09:44 <ConfusionRift> Well, not irritating at all.

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10:08 <ConfusionRift> Yay, silence!

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10:16 <Electron> I'm reading

10:16 <ConfusionRift> Liiiiieeeessssszzzzzzzzz!

10:17 <Electron> what? no, it's true

10:17 * ConfusionRift whispers. "Lies." :P

10:18 <ConfusionRift> Just kidding. I'm... bored, I suppose.

10:18 * Electron shakes ConfusionRift a bit

10:22 <ConfusionRift> Yeeees? :P

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10:31 <Electron> what is the color of your eyes, ConfusionRift?

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10:31 <ConfusionRift> My eyes, or "my eyes"?

10:32 * ConfusionRift pokepokes Electron.

10:33 <Cyan_Spark> Special eyes

10:33 <Electron> um... I thought you have two eyes as a normal being

10:34 <Electron> so yeah, what is the color?

10:34 <ConfusionRift> I meant as in real world or character-wise.

10:35 <Electron> IRL

10:35 <ConfusionRift> Brown, like many. :P

10:36 <Electron> like this? — http://img15.deviantart.net/5fd0/i/2013/026/4/e/brown_eye_macro_by_yvsan-d5st1ev.jpg

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10:37 <ConfusionRift> I guess not in that shade.

10:37 <ConfusionRift> Maybe it's the lighting.

10:38 <Electron> http://ak.picdn.net/shutterstock/videos/5240738/preview/stock-footage-winking-eye-of-a-man.jpg

10:40 * Heartbreak poke pokes Electron.

10:40 <Electron> ow

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10:40 * Heartbreak noogies Electron.

10:41 <Electron> auch!

10:41 <Electron> the hay is wrong with you today?

10:42 <Heartbreak> What are you talking about?

10:42 * Electron rubs his head

10:42 <ConfusionRift> Sensitive nuggin'. :P

10:42 <Electron> first you poking, then nooging

10:42 * Heartbreak taps hooves. "Alright, I want to ask where you are in the story without being constantly asking were you are in the story."

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10:43 <Heartbreak> Cause if I over ask were you are in the story, it feels like I fishing around for attention and junk.

10:43 <ConfusionRift> Yeah, weird. (chuckles)

10:43 <Heartbreak> And then I have to admit to myself that I'm an attention horse...

10:43 <Electron> I'm where you just met a lisping emaciated boy

10:43 <Heartbreak> ... wait, lisping emaciated boy?

10:44 <Electron> and those three calamities want to look at your butt closely

10:44 <Electron> oh jeeg... that sounds weird

10:44 * Heartbreak coughs.

10:45 <Heartbreak> Right, you got to the part where the CMC have figured out that my mark keeps changing...

10:45 <Heartbreak> But what lisping emaciated boy...?

10:45 <Electron> your "mark", a-ha

10:46 <Heartbreak> It does it on both sides...

10:46 <Electron> are you asking me?  o_o

10:46 <Heartbreak> Yes! Cause I don-wait... The dream? *blinks*

10:46 <Heartbreak> Was there a dream...

10:46 <Heartbreak> I don't quite remember...

10:47 <Electron> well of course, 'coz you like to stuff your head with monologues and self-destruction

10:47 <Heartbreak> Heeeeey! I...

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10:47 * Heartbreak looks a bit depressed at the truth..

10:48 * ConfusionRift patpats Heartbreak.

10:48 <ConfusionRift> Poor thing.

10:48 <Heartbreak> I need a joke.

10:49 * Heartbreak grumbles and rolls her eyes at herself. "Shut it, brain."

10:49 * Electron horseplays ConfusionRift's ears

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10:49 <Electron> is it funny?

10:50 <Heartbreak> Not unless you concider 'But you are the joke!' funny.

10:50 * Heartbreak points at her head. "Yeah, great joke, goth bunny! Want to see the punchline!?"

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10:52 <Electron> seems like you do not hate Rarity anymore

10:53 <ConfusionRift> Things happen.

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10:53 <Heartbreak> Electron uhm... What... chapter are you in?

10:54 * Heartbreak tap taps her hooves together...

10:54 <Electron> also, that feel when you were transfered in a girl's body and every second male wants to hit on you

10:54 <Electron> chapter 44

10:54 * Callie chuckles

10:55 <Callie> Oh right...inkling name

10:55 *** Callie is now known as Princess-Luna

10:55 <Electron> should you be flattered or not? that's the question

10:55 <ConfusionRift> Weirdo name. :P

10:55 * Princess-Luna blows raspberry at rifty

10:56 <Heartbreak> Electron: I think it's more along the lines of 'there are guys out there' and the ones that seem to _want_ to interact with me, for some reason keep bringing the fact that they feel 'attracted' to me.

10:56 <Heartbreak> There's like, many more that _don't_ want to flirt with me. I mean... High Hat didn't want to flirt with me.

10:56 <Electron> they show it pretty vivid

10:56 <Heartbreak> Unless you count the fact that he sucked that marble out of my hoof hole..

10:57 * Heartbreak face hooves.

10:57 <Heartbreak> Oh! And that banker didn't flirt!

10:57 <Heartbreak> Oh, what was his name... bit...bit... Bit Counter!

10:57 <ConfusionRift> Eeeeerrrrm...

10:57 <ConfusionRift> Heh, Bit Counter. Sounds like a memory management program.

10:57 <Heartbreak> And there were guys at the Hu-mare Con that didn't flirt.

10:58 <Heartbreak> Fetting fet... Big Mac!

10:58 <Heartbreak> He showed like, _zero_ interest.

10:59 <Princess-Luna> Well, he's probably reserving that for cheerilee. :P

10:59 <ConfusionRift> Because you're weird. :P Oh wait... sorry about that. I dunno.

10:59 * Heartbreak hugs on Princess-Luna.

10:59 <Electron> you scared him like a lot

10:59 * Princess-Luna hugs on Heartbreak. xD

10:59 * ConfusionRift is weird anyways.

10:59 <Princess-Luna> We all are

10:59 <Heartbreak> So... you're saying I should _scare_ the stallions more.

10:59 <Princess-Luna> I don't think thats his point, lol

10:59 <Electron> what? no, you misinterpreting my lines

11:00 <Electron> you scare me too actually    ._.

11:00 <Heartbreak> So you're saying that I should show off my impossible knowledge about stallions that I know and make them feel really uncomfortable?

11:00 <Princess-Luna> I think we should move on before this gets more awkward, lol

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11:01 <Heartbreak> Kay, Princess.

11:01 * Electron backs off a little

11:01 <ConfusionRift> The word is weird... I mean awkward... I mean... darn it! Never mind.

11:01 <Heartbreak> Electron, the thing is, I don't like stallions. But I don't like mares. I'm not... Attracted to anything.

11:02 <Electron> we'll see about that

11:03 * Heartbreak makes huffing pony noises.

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11:03 <Princess-Luna> please don't poke the Heartbreak, Electron

11:03 <Electron> you can't hide your feels forever

11:04 * Heartbreak face hooves.

11:04 <Electron> poke? me? why, I never

11:04 <Heartbreak> There aren't any 'feels', Electron.

11:04 <Princess-Luna> She's as empty as the vastness of space. :P

11:04 <Princess-Luna> and I believe she prefers that

11:04 <ConfusionRift> Just those that she hides. I mean, they sure were never there. (coughs)

11:04 <Electron> I can say totally nope to that

11:04 <Heartbreak> And my emotions, my real emotions are like the stars and moon.

11:05 <Electron> she is full of feels but she fights them ALL THE TIME

11:05 <Princess-Luna> Electron: The point is, you don't know HB at all

11:05 <Heartbreak> Electron, which ones am I fighting?

11:05 <Electron> probably

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11:06 * Electron shows a big picture of Princess Luna to H.B.

11:06 <Heartbreak> ... Why are you giving me a picture of Princess-Luna, Electron? She's right here.

11:06 * Electron sighs

11:07 * Electron shows a big picture of Fluttershy to H.B.

11:07 <ConfusionRift> So you can put it on a wall. And have it, forEEEEveeeer.

11:07 <Princess-Luna> Let's leave this minefield of emotional derp alone, Electron

11:07 <Princess-Luna> I dont think you understand.

11:07 <Heartbreak> And I don't think of the princess like- fetting fet! I don't think of her like that either!

11:07 * ConfusionRift makes the Fluttershy picture vanish. Where did ti go?

11:07 <Princess-Luna> You ate it

11:07 <Princess-Luna> :P

11:07 <Electron> alright, so be it

11:07 <Heartbreak> Don't mistake my graditude for flirtation or attraction!

11:07 * Electron goes away

11:08 <ConfusionRift> Sure thing. I ate it. (shifty eyes)

11:08 * Heartbreak doesn't Electron go away.

11:08 <Heartbreak> Magnetic fields!

11:08 <Electron> gah!

11:08 * ConfusionRift sticks to the two of them.

11:08 <Electron> oh come on, you are spooky as hell

11:08 <Heartbreak> See? This is attraction.

11:08 <Electron> let me go

11:08 <ConfusionRift> Make it stop! (starts freakin' out)

11:09 * Heartbreak tosses the magnet.

11:09 <Heartbreak> Now Electron and ConfusionRift are intertangled.

11:09 * ConfusionRift is dragged as the magnet flies over.

11:09 <Heartbreak> Talk about 'spooky' action at a distance.

11:09 <Heartbreak> ...

11:09 <Heartbreak> Wait, that came out wrong.

11:09 <Princess-Luna> 2spoopy?

11:10 <Heartbreak> Way too spoopy, Princess-Luna.

11:10 <Electron> I want to bring that fact that your body shows emotional signals too, but I rather not

11:11 <Princess-Luna> I think you need to NOT keep on this topic, Electron

11:11 <Electron> I tried to go away, what do you want from me?

11:11 * Schism|Nocturne awakens, yawwwwwnles, and boops Heartbreak with a chocolate drumstick. The ice-cream kind.

11:11 <Princess-Luna> Just talk about something else. :P

11:12 * Heartbreak glares at Electron her tail flip-flopping about.

11:12 <ConfusionRift> This whole conversation has made me chuckle so hard. And it's none intentional. :P

11:12 <Princess-Luna> x3

11:12 <Princess-Luna> You're a derp

11:12 * Heartbreak glares at her tail and pushes it down with her hooves. "Stop that already!"

11:12 <Heartbreak> My... Ears and Tail seem to do what they want.

11:13 * Electron changes his polarity and fles away

11:13 <Heartbreak> Not my fault or feelings that are really controlling them!

11:13 * Heartbreak changes Electron 's spin.

11:13 <Electron> H.B.! please, stop! D:

11:14 <Heartbreak> I can't stop! We need to cross the streams!

11:14 * Electron looks at Princess-Luna with pleading eyes: "make her stop, please"

11:14 <Schism|Nocturne> !link ear flap

11:14 <Electron> :<

11:14 <DerpyBot> https://derpibooru.org/692530

11:14 <Heartbreak> Pfffffffffiiiiiiine.

11:15 * Princess-Luna raises her hooves - this has gone beyond her comprehension. xD

11:15 <Heartbreak> I'll stop, if you stop implying that I have amourus feelings for other ponies.

11:15 <Electron> nope, can't do that, sorry

11:16 * Heartbreak noogies ConfusionRift, who is entangled with Electron, thereby nooging them as well!

11:16 <Heartbreak> Quantum mechanics is fun.

11:16 * Schism|Nocturne passes the drumstick to Princess-Luna then.

11:16 * Electron grumbles and pouts

11:17 <ConfusionRift> I would love to have some ice cream, but I'm stuck. (spins in place, can't move)

11:17 * Heartbreak snickers.

11:17 <Schism|Nocturne> Pfffff, bwehehe.  http://thecodelesscode.com/case/205

11:17 <ConfusionRift> Demonstrating the worse ragdoll physics.

11:17 <Heartbreak> Electron: I will only admit my feelings for one individual and one alone...

11:18 * Heartbreak looks down and sniffs. "I miss my girlfriend. Now and forever."

11:18 <Electron> to your Mi, I know that

11:18 <Heartbreak> ...

11:18 * Schism|Nocturne offers the HB a hug. Also, a chocolate milkshake.

11:18 * Heartbreak hugs Schism.

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11:19 <Electron> speaking about that

11:19 <Electron> you kinda deserved that

11:20 <Heartbreak> ...

11:20 <Heartbreak> Hey, Electron. Remember that warning the Princess gave you?

11:20 <ConfusionRift> Can I get a balloon or something? I'm still on this slow ride to nowhere.

11:21 <Electron> yes, and I has an intention to leave this thread

11:21 <Electron> *had

11:21 <Heartbreak> Has.

11:21 <Heartbreak> It is Has.

11:21 <Heartbreak> Because you are a webcat.

11:21 <ConfusionRift> Thread...

11:22 * Schism|Nocturne rubs Electron with a rubber balloon.

11:22 <ConfusionRift> Thank you! (is unstuck)

11:23 <ConfusionRift> It was like being in the slowest tilt-a-ride, and only got slower with time.

11:23 * Ali tilts ConfusionRift

11:24 <ConfusionRift> Heh, funny. (will forever be tilted)

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11:25 <Heartbreak> I worked at a theme park for a summer... Had to operate a tilt-a-whirl.

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11:29 <ConfusionRift> Hey look, I disconnected. Isn't that wonderful?!

11:30 * Electron changes the atom and hovers away

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11:34 <aqualycool22> HowToBasic makes great tutorial videos.

11:36 <ConfusionRift> Like, 101 steps to be a real pony. Eeeerm... good pony.

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11:37 <Schism|Nocturne> Let's just say 'how to poni poni poni'.

11:38 <ConfusionRift> There we gooo. "Great way to stay in shape!" - Pinkie Pie.

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11:47 <Schism|Nocturne> Hmmmmmmm.  http://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/156017/Traveller-Core-Rulebook-Beta-Playtest?affiliate_rem=7242

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11:49 <Schism|Nocturne> Yanno, I love having a mass transit system in this city.  Really, I do.  It's great stuff.

11:50 <Schism|Nocturne> When they unroll the new maps, though, and even the drivers have to admit to frustrated passengers, 'No, we don't know where we're going either just yet', that takes a little bit of the appreciation out of the whole equation.

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11:55 <Electron> "I have no idea, Doc!" ©

11:56 <Schism|Nocturne> Pfff.  Jonathan Jones of The Guardian has never read a Terry Pratchett novel.  He never intends to.  'Life's too short for that', he says.  But he's still up to the task of penning an essay about why Pratchett's novels were all junk and why pterry was a hack author.

12:00 <Princess-Luna> then he's an idiot

12:00 <Princess-Luna> and not worth anyones consideration or time

12:00 <Schism|Nocturne> Pretty much.

12:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Early Morning Discussion #290 [ http://tinyurl.com/ouhsxa4 ]

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12:16 <ConfusionRift> What would be a nice name for a cutlass?

12:17 <Schism|Nocturne> I'm partial to 'Emily'...

12:20 <ConfusionRift> And done.

12:20 <Princess-Luna> Mister Sharp

12:20 <Princess-Luna> Aww. xD

12:20 <ConfusionRift> Mr. Cut-cut. :P

12:20 <Princess-Luna> John Cena!

12:20 * Princess-Luna ducks

12:22 <Electron> whew, I'm at the last chapter

12:22 * Schism|Nocturne wonders of what!

12:23 <Electron> which is, apparently, 3 times larger than usual chapter

12:23 <Electron> why?

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12:27 <Schism|Nocturne> Well, this is nice and creepy.  http://www.egscomics.com/

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12:28 * Gladiolus EXPLODES

12:29 * Gladiolus also boops Twilight`Sparkle, books horse! o3o

12:29 <Schism|Nocturne> I tried to reserve a few works of fiction at the library, but they were... *sunglasses* double-booked.

12:29 * Gladiolus reserves Schism|Nocturne and also Schism.

12:30 * Schism|Nocturne sighs, supposes he should depart on his laptop.

12:30 <Electron> you were... *sunglasses* outbooked

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12:30 <Schism|Nocturne> !link bat pony, chibi

12:31 <DerpyBot> Twilight says she doesn't have anything in the library about that

12:31 * Gladiolus is batpone.

12:31 * Gladiolus licks Schism|Nocturne

12:31 <Schism|Nocturne> This thing.  <.<  https://derpibooru.org/510239

12:32 * Schism|Nocturne is not lickable! Tastes like pizza bread.

12:32 * Gladiolus thinks that's very lickable, moves to noms.

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12:33 * Schism|Nocturne noooos, and flails. Also, blinks at OOTS. "Spellsplinter. Nice name."

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12:36 <DARK> hello =)

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12:40 * Gladiolus goes o3o

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13:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by The Illustrious Q: MLP: Friends Forever #20 Released Today! - Download Links, Variants, Discussion! [ http://tinyurl.com/oqq4wyw ]

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13:21 <DerpyBot> *derp*

13:22 <Schism|Nocturne> !s6

13:22 <DerpyBot> I need 1.21 gigamuffins to find that out for you.

13:23 <ConfusionRift> Time for sleeps.

13:23 <ConfusionRift> See ya laters everypony.

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13:25 * Electron is all sappy and sad and glad at the same time ( ;_;)

13:25 * Electron sniffs hard

13:27 <Heartbreak> Oh dear...

13:27 <Heartbreak> Electron, are you alright?

13:27 <Electron> yes...

13:27 <Electron> no....

13:27 <Heartbreak> Uhm.. What happened?

13:28 <Electron> maybe...

13:28 <Heartbreak> Should I repeat the question?

13:28 <Schism|Nocturne> "I have something in my eye... I have something in my other eye... I have something in my heart..."

13:29 <Electron> I feel so sad and so proud of Scootaloo, and other two Crusaders too

13:29 * Electron sniffs once more

13:31 * Heartbreak eeps and whimpers. "Y-y-yeah." Tucks her cape around her. "T-they're pretty fetting awesome..."

13:31 <DinkyHooves> anyone know any games like shadowrun?

13:33 <FN> Old Fallout?

13:33 <DinkyHooves> something newer?

13:34 * Schism|Nocturne boops DinkyHooves with a Yamaha Sakura Fabuki, loaded with stick-and-shock rounds.

13:34 <Schism|Nocturne> Fubuki*

13:34 * DinkyHooves has no idea what just happened

13:34 <FN> No idea

13:34 <Schism|Nocturne> It's a pistol in Shadowrun!

13:34 <FN> I am not into such games

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13:38 * Heartbreak hugs and noogies DinkyHooves.

13:38 <NewFoal980> http://pre10.deviantart.net/7901/th/pre/i/2015/094/3/9/mlp_equal_sunset_shimmer_by_truereflections101-d8oeiiq.png

13:39 * DinkyHooves squirms around like a wet tuna in Heartbreak's hooves

13:39 * Gladiolus boops Heartbreak right in the face.

13:39 <Heartbreak> Gaaaaaah.

13:39 <Gladiolus> it is time

13:39 <Gladiolus> to start year four of poli sci

13:39 <Gladiolus> IT IS TIME

13:39 <Heartbreak> Time for what?

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13:39 * Gladiolus trots off to the bus to school, o3o.

13:40 <DinkyHooves> how old is Gladiolus?

13:40 <Gladiolus> 23 irl

13:40 <Gladiolus> The OC? I dunno 25 I guess.

13:40 <Gladiolus> but srsly I must go

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13:40 <DinkyHooves> ok

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14:10 <DinkyHooves> Kook is normaly on when?

14:12 <Heartbreak> When the stars are properly alined, when a monkey is in the dog house, when angels deserve to die, and when doves cry.

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14:15 <FN> http://i.imgur.com/KCAacBE.jpg

14:15 <FN> I have just noticed: the FAN SPINS! D:

14:16 <VinylScratch> Personal Kitty

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14:17 <DinkyHooves> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHYrwyuuSeI the sound my van engin is making

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14:18 <FN> That sounds like a very broken car

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14:19 <DinkyHooves> it runs

14:19 <DinkyHooves> i was driving as it was making those sounds

14:19 <FN> My car once did funny noises

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14:20 <FN> Turned out my fan just fell off and was grinding some cables and tubes near it

14:20 <FN> Like whole radiator cooling fan

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14:20 <DinkyHooves> whell i smelled burning oil when i stoped

14:21 <FN> Someone forgot to screw my radiator fan in place after fixing stuff (I had a hole in a radiator)

14:21 <FN> They just hung it onto 2 hooks it has, but didn't screw any screw in

14:21 <DinkyHooves> huh

14:21 <DinkyHooves> ok gtg for now

14:21 <FN> I found out that it was not screwed only 2 month later

14:22 <FN> Guess I am a careful driver if my radiator managed to stay on that long XD

14:22 <FN> radiator fan*

14:22 <FN> See ya DinkyHooves

14:23 * Schism|Nocturne stares. "No... I can accept Trump /running/ for office, I can see that being a thing, but there's no possible way that John McAfee is going to try and run for POTUS."

14:24 <FN> If trump will become president, then maybe russia and US will merge

14:24 <FN> Can't be that bad, right?

14:24 <Schism|Nocturne> Hah.

14:27 <VinylScratch> United Soviet States of America

14:27 * VinylScratch shudders

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14:39 <Electron> what goes after story with Rarity and CMC?

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14:44 * Heartbreak cough coughs.

14:44 <Heartbreak> Oh, hey Electron.

14:45 <Heartbreak> More With a Kind Word and a Hard Hoof.

14:45 <Heartbreak> But.

14:45 <Heartbreak> What did you think of that end?

14:45 * Schism|Nocturne offers Heartbreak a plush Neneighzuelan Spider.

14:45 <Heartbreak> ... I so want that.

14:48 * Schism|Nocturne also considers. "Flutterbat, drider Rarity, naga Twilight, Tatzljack, Harpy Dash, and Pinkie Slime. That sounds about right."

14:48 <Heartbreak> ...

14:48 * Heartbreak shudders.

14:49 <Schism|Nocturne> !link tatzljack

14:49 <Heartbreak> Monster ponies? Really? ... what the fet do you think I would be?

14:49 <DerpyBot> https://derpiboo.ru/595589

14:49 <Heartbreak> Oh wait..

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14:49 <Heartbreak> A werehomid?

14:49 <Heartbreak> Wait that wouldn't make any sense...

14:50 <Schism|Nocturne> Were-timberwolf?

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14:50 <Heartbreak> Pffft.

14:50 <Heartbreak> Lame.

14:50 <Heartbreak> Were is the homid part of the were-thing, Schism.

14:50 <Heartbreak> I would be a were-equine.

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14:50 <Heartbreak> Or were-pony in reverse.

14:51 <Heartbreak> Or something like that.

14:52 <Heartbreak> That kind of curse would still suck..

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14:53 * Schism|Nocturne imagines Heartbreak as a cockatrice.

14:53 <Heartbreak> ... Let's not...

14:53 <Heartbreak> Those things are horrible.

14:53 <Heartbreak> Oh sure, they always tell the truth..

14:54 <Heartbreak> But ... seriously... they're like the Aliens from Aliens.

14:54 <Heartbreak> They use you as a ... host for more trace's.

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14:58 <Thelema5> Hello, everypony.

14:58 <Twilight`Sparkle> For my sanity, please do not link tatzljack.

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14:59 <Schism|Nocturne> Of course, you've gotta be careful about rubber chickens.  If they hatch in your inventory, you don't get a save; if you trip over them, if you miss when throwing their eggs, et cetera, Bad Things happen.

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15:02 <Schism|Nocturne> Twilight`Sparkle, not even fluffy, adorbs Tatzljack?

15:02 <Twilight`Sparkle> The only proper reaction is "nope."

15:03 <Twilight`Sparkle> There can be no other.

15:03 <Schism|Nocturne> Hrmf.  And yet you find Flutterbat adorable.

15:03 <Twilight`Sparkle> Flutterbat eats fruit.

15:04 <Schism|Nocturne> Tatzljack eats leaves and flowers, too... apples of course.

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15:04 <Twilight`Sparkle> Tatzljack, on the other hand, is nightmarish.

15:04 <RightHoofGone> Good morning ponies!

15:04 <Schism|Nocturne> Even... this one?  https://derpibooru.org/779636

15:05 <Thelema5> Hello, RightHoofGone

15:05 <Twilight`Sparkle> I'm not clicking that.

15:05 <RightHoofGone> Howdy Thelema5

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15:08 <KooK> KooK thinking quickly, he constructs a homemade megaphone, using only some string, a squirrel, and a megaphone.

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15:13 <Thelema5> What is the string and the squirrel for?

15:14 <CocoPommel> O .o

15:14 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Ok then, KooK

15:14 <KooK> you're joking

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15:17 <Heartbreak> Kook also narates their actions.

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15:25 <Thelema5> !s5

15:25 <DerpyBot> The next episode doesn't air in 3d:01h:04m:29s

15:25 <Thelema5> Liar

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15:29 <Thelema5> !link https://derpiboo.ru/941697

15:29 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this picture is about dramatic lighting evil grin safe unicorn ponified (and 4 more)

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15:30 <Thelema5> !link https://derpiboo.ru/937351

15:30 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this picture is about artist:archerinblue amethyst (steven universe) scootaloo pearl (steven universe) safe (and 7 more)

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15:33 <Thelema5> !link https://derpiboo.ru/887437

15:33 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this picture is about fusion taur pinkie pie steven universe safe (and 6 more)

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15:34 <Thelema5> Pony fusions... that's brilliant.

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15:34 <Gladiolus> O3o

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15:36 <Thelema5> !link https://derpiboo.ru/854633

15:36 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this picture is about steven universe princess cadance princess luna connie maheswaran princess celestia (and 4 more)

15:37 <VinylScratch> Spike eats gems, that might complicate matters there. :p

15:37 <Thelema5> LOL

15:38 * Gladiolus boop a Thelema5

15:38 <Schism|Nocturne> Om nom delicious Opal.

15:39 <VinylScratch> Pearl might taste a little bitter. :3c

15:39 <fyrepony> got my new gfx card today from service

15:39 <fyrepony> they basically took my old one and gave me brand new

15:40 <Twilight`Sparkle> http://imgur.com/gallery/OGpkpgH

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15:55 <CocoPommel> !mlfw coffee

15:55 <DerpyBot> http://mylittlefacewhen.com/f/389

15:56 <CocoPommel> That's it Derpy... your fired. Clean out your desk by seven.

15:56 <CocoPommel> You're

15:57 <Schism|Nocturne> !link pinkie pie coffee

15:57 <DerpyBot> http://derpibooru.org/575636

15:58 <CocoPommel> !Link lick

15:58 <DerpyBot> http://derpibooru.org/512134?scope=scpe7773844ab416b12d0c76d77430f437d326fbe198

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16:03 <CocoPommel> ...favorite Family Feud host?

16:03 * CocoPommel tosses random subject into the air

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16:05 * Schism|Nocturne snrks, guesses Dawson, Combs, Anderson, Karn, O'Hurley, and Harvey. But for some reason, many of the polled members answered "Alex Trebek"...

16:09 <Twilight`Sparkle> Dean Koontz.

16:11 <Thelema5> Is that show still running?

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16:12 * Snapai howdy

16:12 <Thelema5> Hey, Snapai

16:14 <Twilight`Sparkle> Yes, Family Feud is still on the air.

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16:20 <CocoPommel> Naming all of them isn't saying which is your favorite.. :/

16:21 <CocoPommel> Also, I forgot John O'Hurley hosted once, he was good on 'To Tell the Truth'

16:22 <CocoPommel> Oh yeah I forgot about Louie Anderson too.

16:22 <Schism|Nocturne> CocoPommel: But you have to name all of the ones which the polled individuals answered!

16:23 <CocoPommel> 9 .6  w-what? Oh, I get it. :P

16:24 <Electron> The-leh-ma five

16:24 <CocoPommel> This is the bullseye round, we're only looking for the number one answer

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16:30 <CocoPommel> I wonder if Ricky Gervais would make a good host... I'd watch it

16:30 <Schism|Nocturne> "That spell is seventh level, so it'll take up seven pages in your spellbook." "But ... the spell is only one word long."

16:30 <CocoPommel> Lol

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16:31 * Schism|Nocturne chuckles, reading through OOTS again.

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16:35 <Thelema5> There are a lot of silent letters in it, though.

16:35 <CocoPommel> o . o

16:36 <Schism|Nocturne> Thelema5: I like to think that the spell itself is actually a very potent trigger which is actually prepared through a seven-page ritual, and then only set free when the Power Word is spoken.

16:36 <Schism|Nocturne> But this way is funnier.

16:37 <Thelema5> XD

16:38 <Twilight`Sparkle> D&D Wizards work on Vancian magic, which is basically like programming.

16:38 <Twilight`Sparkle> You figure out a specific set of actions that will result in a very specific outcome.

16:38 <Schism|Nocturne> "Truly, more wizards have been laid low by the writings of Jack Vance than any villain."

16:38 <Lenfant_Sauvage> If magic was just reciting one word then everyone would be a wizard.

16:39 <WorkingData> http://imgur.com/gallery/63lwKEH

16:39 <Twilight`Sparkle> So, yes, Power Word: "Die" would likely be more along the lines of a 9 page long set of magical incantations that is set down beforehand, priming reality for the release of devastation when the Power Word is primed and spoken.

16:39 <Lenfant_Sauvage> IF you're using the book itself as an implement for your powers then it... yeah, basically it's like programming. You inscribe runes and words of power to bring out the effect you desire

16:39 <WorkingData> totally work related browsing.

16:40 <Thelema5> Ah ha ha

16:40 <CocoPommel> Oh, yeah. That sounds about right actually. Now it makes sense honestly

16:40 <Twilight`Sparkle> Wizards are required to have a spellbook. They don't necessarily need to cast through it, but they do have to have one.

16:40 <Twilight`Sparkle> (This is in D&D, mind)

16:40 * CocoPommel nods

16:40 <Twilight`Sparkle> And they can't cast any spells that they haven't written down in their spellbook.

16:40 <Heartbreak> One bug in the code?

16:41 <Twilight`Sparkle> The magic fizzles.

16:41 <Heartbreak> One bug? Sit down, patch it around.

16:41 <Heartbreak> 9999 bugs in the code.

16:41 <Twilight`Sparkle> Unless you're a wild mage.

16:41 <Twilight`Sparkle> In which case you're operating without failsafes.

16:41 <Schism|Nocturne> Sorcerers, meanwhile, don't have spellbooks, they just cast from memory.

16:42 <Twilight`Sparkle> Sorcerers are like that annoying programmer who comes up with a thing and then doesn't comment it, and uses variable names like "X" and "Matilda"

16:43 <Twilight`Sparkle> And who never took a course but can still code, just by looking at things.

16:44 <Heartbreak> Can they also hack on acid?

16:44 * Gladiolus licks Twilight`Sparkle

16:44 <Twilight`Sparkle> Meanwhile, divine casters rent out all their coding to the cloud, and buy their spells da-

16:44 <Heartbreak> Ew...

16:44 * Twilight`Sparkle incinerates Gladiolus

16:44 <Gladiolus> oh it's adra

16:45 * Gladiolus goes o3o

16:45 <Heartbreak> This is _why_ i don't lick ponies.

16:45 <Heartbreak> Other than... gross...

16:45 <Gladiolus> i am bathorse

16:45 <Gladiolus> with brain of doghorse

16:46 * Gladiolus licks Heartbreak

16:46 * Schism|Nocturne boops Heartbreak with a packet of gummy fillies.

16:46 * Heartbreak tastes like broken dreams, ashes, shattered hopes, the shock of static on your tongue and nothing good.

16:46 <Schism|Nocturne> Wait, sorry, 'jelly fillies'.

16:47 <Heartbreak> I would like a jelly filly.

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16:52 <Kalastrear> hi

16:53 <Gladiolus> hai

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17:10 * Gladiolus walks on Thelema5

17:10 * Thelema5 waves hellosies to everypony who joined recently

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17:11 <Gladiolus> o3o

17:13 <Thelema5> p-p-u-u-t

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17:13 <Thelema5> Oh hi, Mina.  Welcome to a chat!

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17:19 <Smooze> Of course, I can't sleep on a work day. Nope.

17:19 <Smooze> Ugh.

17:19 <Thelema5> !link enchilada

17:19 <DerpyBot> Twilight says she doesn't have anything in the library about that

17:20 <Thelema5> Have you considered an over-the-counter sleep aid?

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17:26 * Schism|Nocturne counters Thelema5's offering with some sour cream, fried onions, grilled and sliced asparagus, and some sliced avocado.

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17:29 <Gladiolus> Yearly Apple "Buy Our Stuff" thing in half an hour, I wonder if the giant ipad rumours are true.

17:29 <Gladiolus> Giant iPad with a stylus, Bill Gates was right.

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17:30 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Hello Mina

17:31 <Schism|Nocturne> I'd not consider a giant tablet with stylii to be too terribly amiss.  A nice 17" tablet would fill a useful niche on the market.

17:32 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> 17" tab? Ive only seen up to a 15" Schism|Nocturne

17:32 <Thelema5> I think that's the point

17:32 <Gladiolus> It would but Apple never went for niches like that before, the rumour is that it'll be a 12'' tablet with a MacBook Air price range.

17:32 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> I know

17:32 <Schism|Nocturne> I fail to see how 12" qualifies as 'giant' under any standard.

17:33 <Gladiolus> I don't get it though, if I wanted a tablet that expensive I would want a "real" OS on it.

17:33 <Gladiolus> It does when the normal iPad is 10, as are most tablets, and the mini is... 7? 8?

17:33 <Gladiolus> 12 is big for a tablet.

17:33 <Schism|Nocturne> iOS... well, isn't the /worst/ out there.  (Can't stand BBOS, myself.)

17:33 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Speaking of size, i got the largest bike possible in my country

17:33 <Gladiolus> I like iOS but I wouldn't want it on a computer I paid a grand for.

17:33 <Schism|Nocturne> That's fair.

17:34 <Schism|Nocturne> I wouldn't mind seeing sort of a mixture between tablet and monitor.  Take a 22" touchscreen, pack everything you need into the back of it, include USB ports and a docking station if necessary.

17:34 <Gladiolus> But OSX isn't at /all/ ready for touch so I dunno, maybe Tim is so out of ideas he'll try it anyway.

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17:34 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> 21" frame and 29" wheels

17:34 <Gladiolus> That's basically every post- Windows 8 PC all in one Schism|Nocturne lol

17:34 <Schism|Nocturne> I suppose, I suppose.

17:35 * Schism|Nocturne hmmms at Skippez. "Sounds shiny."

17:35 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> This person called mins is talking to me and idk who she is

17:35 <Gladiolus> It doesn't work well, you get gorilla arm.

17:35 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> She says she knows me too

17:35 <Gladiolus> Touch is great on anything you can hold with your hand.

17:35 <Schism|Nocturne> SkippeZ_ShadoW, "Mina", you mean?

17:35 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Ya

17:35 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Who is she?

17:35 <Schism|Nocturne> Dunno what's up with that.

17:36 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Im scawed

17:36 <Schism|Nocturne> Gladiolus: Oh, I'm just thinking of something you could have in bed, kind of a smaller laptop.

17:36 <Smooze> I have considered it, just haven't gotten to the pharmacy yet.

17:36 <Schism|Nocturne> Or a screen you can toss on an easel and draw on, as opposed to using a Wacom or other such tablet input devices.

17:37 <Smooze> And that's all the way accross town.

17:37 <Smooze> I have no intention of walking the mile and a half to get there on my work night.

17:37 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Help meh

17:37 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Idk why shes talkin to meh

17:37 <Thelema5> Why don't you ask her?

17:38 <Schism|Nocturne> And if you're weirded out, there's always /ignore.

17:38 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Coz she just went to walk her dog

17:38 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> I wanna know who she is then ignore

17:38 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Coz reasons

17:39 <RightHoofGone> Ask her

17:39 <RightHoofGone> Whois is not enlightening

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17:44 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Why is my client suddenly so bad?

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17:44 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Oooooooooh

17:45 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> I think i know who mina is...

17:45 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Yup, she a bit

17:45 <Luke_Aura> Mina is horrible!

17:45 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Bot*

17:45 <Luke_Aura> She keeps spaming me!

17:45 <Luke_Aura> On two diffferent accounts!

17:45 <Luke_Aura> It's really creepy

17:45 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Just ignore

17:45 <Luke_Aura> I did

17:46 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Ok she gone

17:46 <Luke_Aura> Was spammed at least 4 times before I was able to ignore Mina

17:46 <VinylScratch> Sounds like a bot

17:47 <Luke_Aura> I said in all caps to leave me alone and she still spammed me with the exact same message

17:47 <VinylScratch> Yeah

17:47 <Luke_Aura> The exact same two messages

17:47 <VinylScratch> thaaaaat'll be a scripted bot for ya

17:47 <Luke_Aura> How did that freaking bot get here?

17:47 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Hey, on a different note, who wants a really addictive ytpmv featured on the eqd page?

17:47 <VinylScratch> it's not the first time

17:47 <VinylScratch> won't be the last

17:48 * Luke_Aura is upset now

17:48 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Cant you ban?

17:48 <wobniaR> I'm guessing it's muffin time SkippeZ_ShadoW

17:48 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Nope

17:48 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> https://youtu.be/OorilPck_dA

17:48 <wobniaR> And yes it's a bot

17:48 <wobniaR> Got tells from it as soon as i logged in

17:49 <Reia> Same

17:49 <wobniaR> And its sending me links to external sites for pics

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17:51 <wobniaR> Feel free to ban if you like just a heads up don't click on any links to suspicious external sites guys

17:51 <wobniaR> Cause malware and stuffz

17:51 <Luke_Aura> I would never do that! I would never click on random links

17:51 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> It wants me to see a link to get money and the adress has filly in it so...

17:52 <Schism|Nocturne> While you're at it, be careful what clients you're using, and don't run random scripts people send you.

17:52 <wobniaR> So malware targeting bronies, neat

17:52 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> But thats a bunch of balloni with peparami salami goin straight in my basket

17:52 <Schism|Nocturne> wobniaR: Pfff, malware targeting IRC clients has been around for, oh, at /least/ two decades.

17:53 <wobniaR> Yeah but they're targeting fans of mlp in irc specifically Schism|Nocturne

17:53 <wobniaR> Using a url that includes filly

17:53 *** VinylScratch sets mode: +b *!*@Pony-pd8.hq7.175.79.IP

17:53 * Luke_Aura feels a little better knowing that it was just a bot and not a real creepy person/pony

17:53 *** Mina was kicked by VinylScratch (Bot.)

17:54 <Schism|Nocturne> Eh.  It's a popular demographic and easy to target on the grounds that this entire IRC network is single-topic.

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17:54 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Whats the other account?

17:54 <Schism|Nocturne> Or as close as makes no difference.

17:54 <wobniaR> Irc bots and malware is nothing new but targeting fans on this network is another thing

17:55 <wobniaR> Luckily i'm at work, can someone pm me a link the bot used? I can investigate

17:55 <Colgate> >implying this is targetted

17:55 <Colgate> it is probably all irc networks

17:55 <Luke_Aura> I just wanted to join everypony here and have some fun for a while like usual. Then that happened.

17:55 <wobniaR> Yeah i noticed canternet is on irc client lists, they still modified it for this network if so

17:55 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Dangit WobniaR i saw it but never copied, ech

17:55 * Schism|Nocturne shrugs, "It's easier to target the whole server, and since this is a brony network, one can more efficiently create such an attack."

17:56 <wobniaR> I closed out my pm window lol

17:56 <Schism|Nocturne> Contrast other servers like Esper, Sorcery, et al., wherein the folks have a broader range of interests, or at least don't fall under one umbrella.

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17:57 <wobniaR> Chat tool 4 LYF

17:57 <Colgate> can someone query me those links?

17:57 <Schism|Nocturne> I'm afraid I wasn't PM'd them, myself.

17:57 <wobniaR> Yeah lemme see if my client logs pm's

17:57 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Gimmie a sec lemmie see if theres another account

17:58 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> W8,the connector is banned

17:58 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> So all other accounts from the ip are, meh

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17:58 <Schism|Nocturne> I wouldn't be surprised if this were a botnet in the making.

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18:00 <wobniaR> I got your links Colgate but i gotta attend this meeting first

18:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Spotlight Music: Imagine Compassion / The Essence of Being a Pony [ http://tinyurl.com/oo6ttmb ]

18:01 * Luke_Aura hopes that this doesnt happen again. It's creepy getting spamed with messages like that

18:01 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Plus it was using someones personal info

18:02 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> A person with their dog

18:02 <Schism|Nocturne> It's a simplistic manner to actually find out where someone's located, unless you're using a modified hostmask.

18:02 <Schism|Nocturne> Also, information can be readily made up with any bot.

18:03 <Schism|Nocturne> I could create a fictional character named Jane Cartwright, age 23, has three cats and a small apartment in the mideast, let's say Cincinnati.

18:03 <Schism|Nocturne> Her cats are named Bucky, Vera and Choco, and they get into fights /all the time/, it's so adorable.

18:04 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> And then find a picture of a woman with three cats?

18:04 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> And then pit the pictures into an unheard of social network?

18:04 <Schism|Nocturne> Not a hard find with GIS.  Plus, she goes to the art gallery every weekend... and so on and so forth.

18:06 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Yeah

18:06 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Just make a facade

18:07 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Or portfolio idk what you wanna call it

18:07 <Schism|Nocturne> I would call it a 'cover page'.

18:08 <Schism|Nocturne> I've dealt with folks who created intricate webs of lies and fictional identities, and none of these jokers even hold up a candle.

18:08 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> XD

18:08 <Schism|Nocturne> Heck, if you're playing Shadowrun, you'd better darn well know how to craft a cover.

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18:13 <Verandure> I have a problem with Jane's cat's names.

18:13 <Verandure> I'm going to sue for copyright.

18:14 <Schism|Nocturne> Sorry, but there's prior art.

18:15 <Verandure> This name dates back over 15 years. =P

18:15 <Schism|Nocturne> And considering that Vera is a name which means 'truth', and cats have long since been considered dispensaries of wisdom for, oh, what is it, three thousand years...?

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18:16 <VinylScratch> Well, that's a name.

18:16 <Verandure> 8,000, silly. Get your facts right =P

18:16 <Schism|Nocturne> Yeah, I think that copyright law doesn't quite apply.

18:16 <Schism|Nocturne> <.<

18:16 <the-Changeling-King> hey, anyone here play on xbox360?

18:17 <VinylScratch> Noooope

18:17 <VinylScratch> Well, not me.

18:17 <Schism|Nocturne> My most recent console's a Gamecube.

18:18 <the-Changeling-King> oh well

18:19 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> the-Changeling-King

18:19 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> M9

18:19 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Weekends

18:21 <the-Changeling-King> i can usually play on when ever

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18:32 <Electron> having fun y'all?

18:33 <Luke_Aura> Playing Terraria

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18:52 <Schism|Nocturne> Just about to play some Just Cause 2.

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18:58 <Thelema5> You can lead a horse to water but you can't make Daniel drink

18:59 <Electron> is Daniel a jackass?

19:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Tree Hugger Heading to the MLP Game for the Next Update  [ http://tinyurl.com/olnxhhb ]

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19:01 <VinylScratch> Like, awesome...

19:03 <Thelema5> Totally

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19:04 <Smooze> I'm going to suffer today at work.

19:04 <Smooze> I just know it.

19:04 <VinylScratch> You know what you need, Smooze?

19:04 <Smooze> Snooze?

19:05 *** Smooze is now known as Tirek

19:05 <Tirek> Probably a 5 hour energy or two.

19:05 <Tirek> Not at the same time, obviously.

19:06 <VinylScratch> !link https://youtu.be/9boINyjJTFY?t=45 ;3

19:06 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

19:06 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Tree Hugger calms the Smooze

19:07 <Tirek> How about I Smooze so you lose?

19:07 <VinylScratch> x3 tirek be a derp!

19:08 <Tirek> No.

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19:08 <Tirek> I'm freaking tired now.

19:08 <Tirek> But if I go to sleep now, I'll feel even worse when I wake up in two hours.

19:08 <Tirek> The sacrifices I make for a pay check.

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19:27 * Twilight_Shimmer teleports in and lands atop the VinylScratch head

19:27 * VinylScratch is perched upon!

19:27 * Lenfant_Sauvage rolls around the two silly pones.

19:27 <Twilight_Shimmer> hehe hiyas!

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19:39 * Thelema5 waves hello

19:40 <Sebazu> Where can i ask someone to fix the countdown to the next episode?

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19:41 <VinylScratch> The site staff aren't here - you'll be better off using the sites contact tab

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19:42 <Thelema5> The countdown on EQD seems accurate, though, Sebazu

19:43 <Sebazu> It's of like by 9 hours or so

19:44 * Thelema5 counts on his hooves

19:44 * Electron snickers at Thelema5

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19:46 <Thelema5> I see, it should be at 2D 20H 43M

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19:49 <Thelema5> Here, use this one: http://tinyurl.com/osjgwfb

19:49 <Thelema5> :p

19:50 <Sebazu> It's not like i dont know, since i don't watch until a few hours later i dont particulary care but it just bothers me to see the wrong time there.

19:51 <VinylScratch> Not really a lot we can do about it here, not our thing to handle. XD

19:51 <VinylScratch> site staff don't really come here, so...you'll just have to poke them via contact email on the site

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19:55 <wobniaR> !s5

19:55 <DerpyBot> The next episode doesn't air in 2d:20h:34m:01s

19:57 * Thelema5 'splodes

20:00 <roflin> *gasp*

20:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by The Illustrious Q: My Little Pony: Omnibus Volume 2 Released Today! [ http://tinyurl.com/p3pgbp8 ]

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20:01 <Electron> !link http://parallaxmlp.deviantart.com/art/Derpy-Browses-the-Internet-308202990

20:01 <DerpyBot> Twilight says the library only has pictures from e621 and derpibooru, videos from youtube and books from google docs.

20:02 <Electron> 'kay

20:03 <Thelema5> B'wahaha

20:04 <Sebazu> !muffin

20:04 <DerpyBot> Muffins!! You have any? :3

20:04 <Thelema5> yes!

20:04 <Thelema5> XD

20:04 <Thelema5> !muffin

20:04 <DerpyBot> Muffins!! You have any? :3

20:04 <Thelema5> yes

20:04 <DerpyBot> Thank you!!

20:04 * DerpyBot glomps Thelema5

20:05 * Thelema5 backflips

20:08 <Sebazu> !muffin

20:08 <DerpyBot> Muffins!! You have any? :3

20:08 <Sebazu> no

20:08 * DerpyBot walks away with a drooping tail

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20:09 <Thelema5> Sebazu, I don't think I've seen you around the chat before- welcome!

20:09 <Thelema5> Who is your favorite pony?

20:09 <Sebazu> happy to be here

20:10 <Sebazu> Pinkie

20:10 <Thelema5> Oooh!  She's my favorite too!

20:10 <Electron> you are like... um... a newpone?

20:12 <Thelema5> Until recently, flutters was my favorite, and Rainbow dash.  Flutters because we're just alike, and Dashie because she encourages me to be more daring and brave.  But since the middle of 4th season Pinkie's been growing on me, and I think the writers have finally figured out her character.

20:12 <Sebazu> I personally liked the concept of a funny character that honestly enjoys making others happy

20:13 <Sebazu> Also i've never heard the word Newpone before

20:13 <Thelema5> I 've loved every second of Pinkie's screen time in Season 5 so, I think she's been perfect

20:13 <Thelema5> *far.  so far

20:13 <Thelema5> We like to make up words, it's fun!

20:14 <Sebazu> But what does it mean? is Electron asking if i'm some kind of noob or something?

20:14 <Electron> it was Dave Polsky who made Pinkie stupid some times :(

20:14 <Frames> New pony./

20:15 * VinylScratch thinks Pinkies been fine, mostly.

20:15 <Electron> but when he is not involved in scripting, Pinkie is great

20:15 <Sebazu> I've been a fan of teh show since the gap between season 2 and 3

20:15 <Thelema5> Nice!

20:18 <Thelema5> My headcanon tells me that pinkie is actually fully self-aware as being a character in a kids cartoon show.  That's how she's able to take advantage of cartoon physics so much better than everypony else, and why she's fearless- she knows that cartoon ponies don't get killed.

20:18 <Electron> how can you choose one favourite pony anyway? I tried to do that but all I got was a headache

20:18 <Thelema5> Just think about how she acted in the scariest cave in equestria.  lol

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20:19 <Thelema5> It's also why she tries to be as entertaining as possible- she knows that we are watching, and she likes it!

20:19 <Thelema5> Electron, I guess it's just the character you get the most excited to see in an episode.

20:20 <Electron> exactly

20:20 <Thelema5> I really look forward to new Pinkie or Flutters episodes, but am very much lukewarm about spike and rarity eps.

20:21 <roflin> I actually enjoyed that episode with the diamond dogs... and it had both :+

20:21 <VinylScratch> Not a rarity fan? :P

20:22 <Thelema5> I'm a fan of all the pones.

20:23 <Electron> look, DerpyBot, it's you! — http://joakaha.deviantart.com/art/MLP-FIM-Mrs-Muffin-King-Derpy-Livestream-429194562

20:23 <Thelema5> The Diamond Dog episode was great!

20:25 <Sebazu> I want a Celestia episode

20:26 <Electron> me too

20:26 <Thelema5> I would like that, too.  I think it would be awesome if we had an origins episode using one of the stories from The Journal of the Two Sisters

20:27 <wobniaR> Fat chance Thelema5

20:27 <Sebazu> I want to see an episode of their childhood, before the journal, when they where still Pink and Light Blue maned.

20:27 <wobniaR> They're content with avoiding origin stories

20:27 <wobniaR> And kept it to comics and books

20:27 <Thelema5> One can hope.

20:27 <Sebazu> Okay

20:27 <Sebazu> gotta go

20:27 <Thelema5> Bye!

20:27 <Sebazu> Dog food isnt going to buy itself.

20:28 <Electron> bye

20:28 <Sebazu> !lullaby

20:28 * DerpyBot carries Sebazu off to bed

20:28 * DerpyBot tucks Sebazu in and hums a lullaby

20:28 * wobniaR applies ALL of the cakes to VinylScratch

20:28 <Sebazu> !muffin

20:28 <DerpyBot> Muffins!! You have any? :3

20:28 <Sebazu> yes

20:28 <DerpyBot> Thank you!!

20:28 * DerpyBot glomps Sebazu

20:28 * VinylScratch rolls around in all the cakes

20:30 * Thelema5 rescues Pound and Pumpkin

20:30 <wobniaR> Also dave polsky episodes are great, they're closer to looney tunes style than any other writers episodes

20:31 <VinylScratch> I guess some folks just don't like that.

20:31 <VinylScratch> can't be helped

20:31 <Thelema5> Didn't he do To Many Pinkie Pies?

20:31 <Thelema5> *Too

20:31 <wobniaR> Yes he did the FUN episode

20:31 <Thelema5> XD

20:31 <VinylScratch> !link FUN

20:31 <DerpyBot> https://derpibooru.org/885968

20:31 <VinylScratch> Huh

20:32 <wobniaR> Wow

20:32 <wobniaR> Even filly funtasia in there

20:32 <wobniaR> I need to fav that piece when i get home

20:33 <Electron> goodnight y'all

20:33 <Thelema5> Bye!

20:33 <wobniaR> But yeah i love the more serious & world-building episodes of MLP as much as i love the whacky cartoony ones

20:33 <wobniaR> It's all in good fun

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20:36 <Twilight`Sparkle> ...Websurfers is on part SIX?

20:37 *** Fall is now known as Gilda

20:37 <Twilight`Sparkle> Only.

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20:38 <VinylScratch> Yep

20:39 <Twilight`Sparkle> Merf.

20:40 <Twilight`Sparkle> meanwhile, what's the significance of xk-class? What does that, in particular, signify?

20:41 <Commodus> Did someone mention SCP?

20:41 <Twilight`Sparkle> No.

20:42 <Twilight`Sparkle> It's in the tags of that pic DerpyBot dug up.

20:43 <Tirek> I more prefer the world buildy episodes.

20:43 <Tirek> Because that's what drew me into the show in the first place, the setting.

20:43 <Tirek> I want to see more of it.

20:44 <wobniaR> You can't see more of it if you stop watching the show Tirek

20:44 <VinylScratch> Ha!

20:45 <wobniaR> Xk class literally means end of the world scenario Twilight`Sparkle

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20:45 <Thelema5> !seen zeroparadox

20:45 <DerpyBot> Thelema5: The last time I saw zeroparadox was 2015-09-08 04:30:48 UTC

20:46 <wobniaR> The world will end if that horse becomes real

20:46 <wobniaR> Be happy it's not yk or zk, or that'd be the end of reality

20:46 <Twilight`Sparkle> ...well, I figured it was a specific type of end-of-the-world-scenario.

20:47 <wobniaR> Xk more specifically means the world comes to an end through some sort of supernatural means

20:47 <Tirek> I've gotten to a point where I know the setting of the show isn't really going to stray far from Ponyville.

20:48 *** Parts: Commodus (ThatGuy@Pony-5deq7j.fl.comcast.net) ("Leaving")

20:48 <Twilight`Sparkle> They went to the griffon lands.

20:48 <wobniaR> It's their home and the town of friendship Tirek, they have adventures but always return

20:48 <Tirek> Yeah, I know.

20:48 <Thelema5> But the main focus of season 5 has been exactly that- forcing the expansion of the world away from ponyville.

20:48 <Tirek> I'm just not sure I can tolerate watching it anymore.

20:49 <Tirek> I still need to finish Season 4

20:49 <wobniaR> They visited Gilda, who was grumpy but is now less grumpy and makes scones

20:49 <Twilight`Sparkle> Interesting choice of words.

20:50 <wobniaR> !link xk class end of the world scenario

20:50 <DerpyBot> http://derpibooru.org/454954

20:51 * RazorSharpFang yawny-wawnies

20:51 <wobniaR> We're doomed

20:51 <RazorSharpFang> We're always doomed though. Just doomed to different things.

20:52 <Twilight`Sparkle> like apparently this:

20:52 <Twilight`Sparkle> !link https://derpibooru.org/845494

20:52 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this picture is about steven universe amethyst (steven universe) pearl (steven universe) applejack twilight sparkle (and 10 more)

20:53 <wobniaR> Hilarious in hindsight indeed

20:53 <Thelema5> !link pony steven

20:53 <DerpyBot> https://derpiboo.ru/887437

20:55 <Tirek> I'm not going to lie, it just feels like a chore to watch it.

20:55 <Tirek> It feels like a chore to do much of anything now, really.

20:55 <Tirek> I might be depressed or something.

20:55 <Twilight`Sparkle> Ah, no, I know that feeling.

20:56 <wobniaR> Yeah being too tired to do anything is usually a sign of depression, or being overworked

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20:56 <Twilight`Sparkle> It may be a combination of the two.

20:56 <wobniaR> ^

20:56 <Tirek> Well, no, I'm not tired, I'm just

20:56 <Tirek> Eh

20:56 <Tirek> Wait, no, I'm tired but that's only because I woke up way too early.

20:57 <Thelema5> Having no interest or motivation to take part in activities you once enjoyed is a sign of depression

20:57 <wobniaR> There's physical & emotional exhaustion, and also being so tired just moving your hand is a chore tired

20:58 <Twilight`Sparkle> Tirek: basically you look at something, and you see "Effort" on it, and you go "meh"?

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21:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by The Ferret: Cathy Weseluck hanging out in NY for EQG Moviie Premiere. In a theatre? [ http://tinyurl.com/o5pagt4 ]

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21:02 <wobniaR> I know exactly where that theater is

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21:02 <RazorSharpFang> Well, if something requires effort of X, and you have energy of X - 10, you can't have it.

21:02 <wobniaR> Usually shows indie and hipster stuff, never been inside though

21:03 <RazorSharpFang> However, it should be noted that effort is a combination of time and energy.

21:04 <RazorSharpFang> If you lack either time or energy, you can't put effort into something.

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21:04 <Dekko> !seen FrankkieNL

21:04 <DerpyBot> Dekko: The last time I saw FrankkieNL was 2015-07-13 13:48:12 UTC

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21:04 <RazorSharpFang> Although if we want to be technical, it's work, not energy.

21:05 * Twilight`Sparkle puts a pie on RazorSharpFang's head.

21:05 * RazorSharpFang eats it

21:06 <Tirek> I haven't written music in 8 months. I'm creatively drained.

21:06 <Tirek> I don't play games longer than 20 minutes tops, before quitting.

21:06 <Tirek> Sometimes I don't even play games at all during my days off and just watch dumb youtube videos.

21:06 <RazorSharpFang> Tirek: Maybe you need to spend some time doing nothing/little. We all need to recharge.

21:07 <Tirek> I spend a lot of time doing that, really.

21:07 <Tirek> I downloaded Unreal Engine 4 to screw around with that.

21:07 <Tirek> Haven't touched it yet.

21:07 <VinylScratch> Sounds like you need a routine change...

21:07 <VinylScratch> Something to stir the blood.

21:07 <Tirek> Well, work was the routine change.

21:07 <VinylScratch> That's not quite a voluntary change

21:09 <wobniaR> In my experience, waiting for motivation to come to you doesn't work

21:10 <Tirek> Well duh. I know that.

21:10 <wobniaR> You might have to force yourself to make music or such, it's really tough and makes you feel miserable at first

21:11 <Tirek> I've tried.

21:11 <wobniaR> If you're lucky after forcing it a bit some motivation will return

21:11 <Tirek> Its hard to brute force your way through when everything I've done lately just sounds so bad.

21:12 <wobniaR> Have you tried sharing your work with anyone else?

21:12 <Tirek> All the god damned time.

21:12 <Tirek> I periodically dump my music in here

21:12 <Tirek> HERE LISTEN TO THIS ITS GR8

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21:12 <Tirek> http://tindeck.com/users/Alestance

21:13 <Tirek> There's 171 of my songs.

21:13 <Tirek> Out of ~200.

21:13 <wobniaR> I'll be able to go through some of your work and provide feedback when i get home in like 2ish hours

21:14 <Tirek> Quick warning, this isn't a portfolio, so even my worst music is on here.

21:14 <wobniaR> if i remember correctly, you've made some chiptune tracks that sound pretty good

21:14 <Tirek> I intentionally uploaded terrible music.

21:14 <RazorSharpFang> What's the difference between ideas, and ideologues?

21:14 <Tirek> I thought ideologues were people and ideas were intangiable units of information?

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21:15 <Tirek> Nevermind, I'm wrong.

21:15 <Tirek> Wait, no, I'm right.

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21:15 <Tirek> Ideologue is a person advocating an ideology.

21:15 <Tirek> Ideology is a system of ideas and beliefs of a group.

21:16 <RazorSharpFang> Complicated.

21:17 <Tirek> ideas are units of information that may or may not have any implied relationship, aside from whom has them.

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21:17 <Tirek> An ideology is a collection of ideas that have an inherent relationship and are perceived as beneficial on a wider scale.

21:17 <Tirek> I think.

21:17 <Tirek> Don't quote me.

21:18 <Tirek> Feminism is an ideology, for instance.

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21:19 <Tirek> Unrelated

21:20 <Tirek> For you vidya gaem music enthusiasts: http://ff9.ocremix.org/

21:20 <Thelema5> An idea is a thought about an course of action; and ideology is a dogmatic sytems of complimentary ideas; and ideologue is a person who staunchly adheres to an ideology

21:21 <wobniaR> Oh yeah ocr is good

21:21 <wobniaR> I've heard a lot of stuff on youtube they host

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21:22 <wobniaR> Video game music is da bes, remixes sometimes even better

21:22 <Tirek> My music style is very gamey, so.

21:22 <Tirek> I've been commissioned to write four music tracks for someone's rpgmaker project.

21:22 <Tirek> They're probably making it freeware, so I didn't ask for much.

21:23 <Tirek> Assuming I could get into writing music again.

21:23 <Tirek> Which I will, I have no doubt.

21:23 <Tirek> I'm just drained right now.

21:23 <Tirek> I've had periods like this before.

21:25 <Thelema5> You might like some of the background music from Steven Universe, it's very gamey

21:25 <Thelema5> !link https://youtu.be/2f7zvsD_6Vk

21:25 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

21:25 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Steven Universe Soundtrack ♫ - We Are Malachite

21:25 <Tirek> I'm sure.

21:25 <Tirek> Aivi's music is really good.

21:26 <Tirek> Assuming she does write music for it.

21:26 <Thelema5> She does, along with Steven "Surasshu" Velema

21:26 <Tirek> Yeah.

21:26 <Tirek> I think they're married.

21:27 <Tirek> Someone remixed Aivi and Surasshu's Black Box in honor of them getting married, I think.

21:27 <Thelema5> Awww

21:27 <Tirek> I don't remember their artist name, though.

21:28 <Tirek> Here you go: https://ddrkirbyisq.bandcamp.com/album/love-everlasting

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21:29 <Tirek> I know most of these guys from 9bit Records and Ubiktune.

21:30 <Thelema5> I know this tune- isn't it from Katamari Damaci?

21:30 <Thelema5> *Y

21:30 <Tirek> Yeah. Probably.

21:30 <Tirek> She has two game remixes in Black Box.

21:30 <Thelema5> Great soundtrack.  It's a part of my usual driving music rotation

21:32 <Tirek> https://aivi-surasshu.bandcamp.com/

21:32 <Tirek> Here's Black Box.

21:32 <Tirek> Recommend getting it, especially if you like her SU music.

21:33 <Thelema5> Thanks!

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21:48 <Tirek> Based entirely on this title sequence alone

21:48 <RazorSharpFang> !list

21:48 <Tirek> I think this would be an amazing cartoon series

21:48 <Tirek> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsUatsh722o

21:48 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

21:48 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Mysterious Bones

21:50 <Tirek> I know its a parody of some old board game, though.

21:51 <Thelema5> I manage a facebook page for my workplace which is followed by three regional chambers of commerce, the county tourism board, and several other business and civic groups.  When my company goes out of business, would it be unprofessional for me to continue to post as a job seeker?

21:51 <RazorSharpFang> I've been not keeping up my MLP archives.

21:51 <RazorSharpFang> I don't have the Season3 episodes.

21:52 <RazorSharpFang> >.>

21:52 <Tirek> Thelema5, probably.

21:53 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Hoi,

21:53 <Schism|Nocturne> So here I am, driving down the road in Just Cause 2 in a freaking Abrams, and I'm all polite and careful to respect the rules of the road, and the other drivers in the game /reciprocate/.

21:53 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> I will be here for like 2 minutes, maybe more, maybe less

21:53 <Thelema5> A network is a network, though.  Having an in-road to so many local businesses would greatly improve my chances of rapid employment.

21:54 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Schism|Nocturne, whats reciprocate again?

21:54 <Schism|Nocturne> SkippeZ: I pause at a stop sign, they do the same, and my tank and their little Vespa take their turns at the four-way intersection.

21:54 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Oh, so they do the same?

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21:55 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Haha

21:55 <Schism|Nocturne> Yeah.  Mind you, it's appropriately surreal.  When I'm a sports car or on a fast bike, forget the rules of the road, I'm going flat out.  But when I'm in a gigantic armored tank, nah, politeness wins out.

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21:56 <Twilight`Sparkle> Because the tank will just flat out crush everything.

21:56 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> For some reason i got into a "how do a get a relationship mood" again, idk why but meh

21:56 <Twilight`Sparkle> So you're like "well I don't want to KILL these innocent people-who-do-not-actually-exist"

21:56 <RazorSharpFang> Also, I need to transcode my MLP library into a stream-friendly format.

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21:57 <Schism|Nocturne> Twilight`Sparkle: The thousands of mooks I murder, those are fine, of course.

21:57 * Gladiolus murders Schism|Nocturne

21:57 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Nu, Gladiolus

21:58 * Gladiolus buries em up state

21:58 <Twilight`Sparkle> Schism|Nocturne, well, yeah, they have guns and are active combatants.

21:59 <Gladiolus> RazorSharpFang, I use Plex to stream my MLP, and I use the Yayponies videos.

21:59 <Schism|Nocturne> And so tossing them down the up escalator is hilarious!

21:59 <RazorSharpFang> Gladiolus: But I can't actually stream it from the internet; I have to do a local stream after downloading it.

21:59 <RazorSharpFang> My internet is very slow.

21:59 <Schism|Nocturne> But when I'm on the road in a tank, I'll head over to the shoulder in order to make my 36-point turn.

21:59 <Gladiolus> idgi

21:59 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Bye guys

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21:59 <Gladiolus> Your internet is slow, okay.

22:00 <Gladiolus> So download the episodes and store them local over time?

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22:00 <Gladiolus> Use torrents and do it overnight I guess.

22:00 <RazorSharpFang> Yeah, I do that, but I haven't been keeping up with the newer episodes.

22:00 <Gladiolus> Schism|Nocturne, Just turn the tank in place!

22:00 <Gladiolus> It's a tank!

22:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Story: Siren's Call [ http://tinyurl.com/owge62j ]

22:00 <Gladiolus> Right forward, left backward!

22:01 <Schism|Nocturne> I'm not sure if that one can even TURN in place... I think it's wheeled instead of treaded.

22:01 <Gladiolus> Oh, well then it's not a tank.

22:01 <Gladiolus> It's some trash garbage up armoured to look like one but it's not a tank >:|

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22:02 <Gladiolus> also the ground pressure from putting wheels on a tank chassis would be hilarious.

22:02 <Gladiolus> "Sir, we appear to have sunk. Into concrete."

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22:02 <Twilight`Sparkle> technically in order to turn in place all you would need is for the wheels to be capable of independent operation.

22:03 <Gladiolus> Yeah but how many things can do that.

22:03 <Twilight`Sparkle> No idea.

22:03 <Gladiolus> I actually can't think of any

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22:05 <Twilight`Sparkle> I mean I've made them in Besieged.

22:06 <PinkiePieInsane> Why is anime so kawaii

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22:06 * RazorSharpFang 's PC is at 100% usage.

22:06 <RazorSharpFang> The fan is going WILD

22:06 <RazorSharpFang> Hurray for Intel Pentium 4.

22:07 <Twilight`Sparkle> PinkiePieInsane: http://comicsbulletin.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/fist_of_the_north_star_go_manga_anime_desktop_wallpaper-normal.jpg

22:07 <Twilight`Sparkle> "Kawaii."

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22:09 <RazorSharpFang> SIGNAL 2: BREAK

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22:09 <PinkiePieInsane> So kawaii indeed

22:10 <Thelema5> Well folks, it's time for me to head home.

22:10 <Thelema5> Bye, everypony!

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22:35 <DARK> hello =)

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22:55 <Thelema5> Hello, everypony

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23:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Drawfriend Stuff #1646 - Queen vs. Princess ROUND 1 [ http://tinyurl.com/o4w7644 ]

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23:10 <Twilight_Shimmer> !link https://derpiboo.ru/976288

23:10 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this picture is about epic artist:equum_amici horn open mouth magic overload (and 15 more)

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23:44 * DinkyHooves Boops Heartbreak

23:47 <Thelema5> "all I want to do... is see you turn into... a giant woman/"

23:48 <DinkyHooves> WhA?!

23:48 <VinylScratch> Steven Universe

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23:48 <Thelema5> I'm learning it on ukulele

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23:49 <DinkyHooves> !s5

23:49 <DerpyBot> The next episode doesn't air in 2d:16h:40m:26s

23:49 <DinkyHooves> But it does this time!

23:50 <Thelema5> Yeeeahaw

23:50 <DinkyHooves> Rid'em cowpony

23:52 <Thelema5> Giddyup

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23:55 <Thelema5> This may be the most under-rated movie of all time:

23:55 <Thelema5> !link https://youtu.be/6Xn1H125roo

23:55 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

23:55 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Joe Versus The Volcano Full M.o.v.i.e.s || Tom Hanks Full M.o.v.i.es HD 2015

23:56 <Thelema5> It's among my top 10 films of all time, but most folks have never even heard of it

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