Log archive of EquestriaDaily for Sunday, 2015-09-20

00:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Piano Transcription: Rules of Rarity  [ http://tinyurl.com/p3fdg5s ]

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00:01 <eclipse> hey can some one find mlp songs with the flute

00:01 <eclipse> i can play so well

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00:01 <eclipse> well the intro

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00:02 <Cherry_Hazel> im makng my own radio <3

00:03 <eclipse> hey here is some of my art

00:03 <eclipse> https://www.pinterest.com/pin/465770786439340128/

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00:03 <LunaticHell> Dun watching. Was gud.

00:04 <eclipse> https://www.pinterest.com/pin/465770786438566697/ this sold for 2,000 dolars to bad im poor

00:05 <eclipse> i need mony

00:05 <eclipse> wait

00:06 <eclipse> I NEED MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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00:06 <eclipse> NEED THIS RAINBOW PLUSH

00:07 <Midnight_Lilly> Nah I'll pass

00:07 <Midnight_Lilly> I need the scootaloo plush that's hugging a mini rainbow dash in wonderbolts gear plush

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00:07 <Midnight_Lilly> That was great sold for 1400?

00:08 <eclipse> did you clik the link this plush is awsome

00:08 <eclipse> no 2,000

00:10 <eclipse> https://www.pinterest.com/pin/433753007832608666/ here is your scootalooo

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00:11 <Midnight_Lilly> I looked it was meh

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00:11 <eclipse> the scoot plush or rainbow

00:11 <Midnight_Lilly> Nope the one I was thinking of

00:12 <Midnight_Lilly> It was a plush is scootaloo HOLDING a SEPARATE mini rainbow dash plush

00:12 <eclipse> well you can always make 1

00:12 <eclipse> im gona sew

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00:13 <namelessDrone9683> Lol not that good at sewing

00:13 <ProjectCarthage> Spoiler ban disabled?

00:13 <namelessDrone9683> I can see up repairs on my cheap plushie a

00:13 <namelessDrone9683> No ProjectCarthage!

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00:13 <PirateFoxy> It's all good

00:13 <PirateFoxy> You can spoil nao

00:13 <namelessDrone9683> Been what less then 12 hours

00:14 <namelessDrone9683> NOOOOOOO!

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00:14 <namelessDrone9683> Wait isn't the ban 24 hours?

00:14 <Fall> It's six hours.

00:14 <PirateFoxy> So yeah

00:14 <namelessDrone9683> That's dumb

00:14 <PirateFoxy> EeeeNope

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00:15 <ProjectCarthage> As expected, the reactor known as RarityDash absolutely LOVED this episode!

00:15 <PirateFoxy> I KNOW RarityDash

00:15 <PirateFoxy> He's a friend of mine, lol

00:15 <eclipse> https://www.pinterest.com/pin/411305378447754315/ ha

00:15 <ProjectCarthage> It was freaking hilarious, when he started just laughing like crazy at different parts of it, I knew he'd like this one when I found out Rar and Dash were the lead characters

00:16 <PirateFoxy> Me and folks I know were all 'Did he somehow WRITE this?'

00:16 <ProjectCarthage> xD

00:16 <PirateFoxy> and he was all NOH, But I wish I was able to!

00:16 <ProjectCarthage> He even said at the end that it felt like it was written for him, as he apparently has a thing for film noir, mystery stuff

00:17 <eclipse> https://www.pinterest.com/pin/494692340298095209/ lol

00:17 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Shout Factory Releases FIVE New Friendship Games Clips, Plus New Song!  [ http://tinyurl.com/oqeww27 ]

00:17 <PirateFoxy> OH YES

00:17 * PirateFoxy looks immediately

00:17 <ProjectCarthage> Shame he has to deal with this copyright strike from those Anime Abriged series.

00:18 <PirateFoxy> Eh, what can ya do? that's life

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00:19 <ProjectCarthage> I swear, by the time it airs, we'll already know the whole Movie!

00:19 <ProjectCarthage> Jeez.

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00:21 <hawthornbunny> Yeah, RarityDash's reaction was awesome ^^

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00:22 <ProjectCarthage> I mean, how long has it been since there was a Rarity and Rainbow episode?

00:22 <eclipse> omg

00:23 <PirateFoxy> He'll be glad to hear you folks like his stuff. :3

00:24 * PirateFoxy has worked alongside him on Canterlot.com as Senior RP Staff the last few years, lol

00:25 * Heartbreak yawns.

00:27 <ProjectCarthage> I mean, honestly when I found out that Rarity and Dash were the leads, that was the first thing I thought of "He's gonna have a field day with this episode"

00:28 <ProjectCarthage> In all honesty though, I enjoyed it, Dash was adorable, all of her fangirling and stuff

00:28 <Cherry_Hazel> yeah lol

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00:29 <ProjectCarthage> And the whole spy/detective theme was really well used, I find it hilarious how they were snapping in and out of monochrome colors.

00:29 <Daring-Do> To view Our Lord as "adorable" is the most grievous of sins. Kneel before Her might and awesomeness, and repent.

00:29 <eclipse> finaly more mlp eg clips

00:30 <Cherry_Hazel> mp religion please Daring-Do

00:30 <Cherry_Hazel> *no

00:30 <ProjectCarthage> Come on, whenever Dash goes full-on Wonderbolt Nerd, she's something else.

00:30 <Librarian> owo

00:30 <Librarian> owo i said

00:31 <Librarian> whats up?

00:31 <ProjectCarthage> I'll be back in a bit, time for food.

00:32 <eclipse> there needs to be more daring do episodes

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00:36 * Gladiolus gives Sunset-Shimmer a massage.

00:37 * Sunset-Shimmer approves!

00:37 <Gladiolus> wrong tab, but oh well

00:37 <Gladiolus> c:

00:37 <Sunset-Shimmer> xD

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00:38 <Cherry_Hazel> does anyone here like Rameses B?

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00:40 <Sunset-Shimmer> Who?

00:40 <Cherry_Hazel> im guessing thats a no.

00:40 <Cherry_Hazel> Rameses B

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00:40 <Cherry_Hazel> the king of liquid DnB

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00:41 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Nope. I don't care about D&B.

00:42 <Tirek> KING RAMSES! THE MAN IN GAUZE, THE MAN IN GAUZE!

00:42 <lunamoon> i bet i can make you say blue

00:42 <Lenfant_Sauvage> red

00:43 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Two More Equestria Girls: Friendship Games Clips From Shout Factory [ http://tinyurl.com/qcgerkm ]

00:43 <lunamoon> toldyou i can make you say purpple

00:44 <Tirek> What a loser.

00:44 <Lenfant_Sauvage> indeed

00:44 <Lenfant_Sauvage> but I never said purple :<

00:44 <Tirek> Stick them in the mail room.

00:44 <Lenfant_Sauvage> You said I was to say... ANOTHER COLOR

00:44 <Tirek> A mysterious azure!

00:45 <Tirek> I azure you I will not name that hue.

00:45 <Cherry_Hazel> Lenfant_Sauvage: then what do you listen to?

00:45 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Metal, rock, hip-hop, some bits and pieces from other genres.

00:45 <Azure> :/

00:45 <Lenfant_Sauvage> About the most "electronica" thing I listen to is stuff like KMFDM

00:46 <Lenfant_Sauvage> I can groove to some light techno, but it's not a genre I chase

00:46 <Cherry_Hazel> i absolutely hate hip-hop. i mean i listen to few r&b songs but thats it. i also dont enjoy rock, and metal.

00:46 <Lenfant_Sauvage> R&B != hip-hop

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00:46 <Cherry_Hazel> i thought that meant rap too.

00:47 <Cherry_Hazel> lol.

00:47 <lunamoon> who me im i the looser

00:48 <Cherry_Hazel> so does anyone here enjoy EDM songs?

00:48 <lunamoon> i dont want to be a loser

00:48 <Sunset-Shimmer> I enjoy them

00:48 *** lunamoon is now known as loser

00:49 <Cherry_Hazel> Well im in the process of creating an internet radio station :P. my friend hs one, but its focused mainly o brony music

00:49 <loser> im i a loser

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00:49 <BIG> Suppp

00:50 <Cherry_Hazel> www.radio.djazz.se

00:50 <BIG> who here likes pinnaples

00:50 <BIG> dude, that link doesnt exist

00:50 <Cherry_Hazel> .

00:50 <BIG> i knoo

00:50 <Cherry_Hazel> radio.djazz.se

00:51 <Cherry_Hazel> well fuck

00:51 <BIG> so u seen the new episode

00:51 <Cherry_Hazel> https://radio.djazz.se/

00:51 <Cherry_Hazel> yeah i have

00:51 <BIG> NOW it works

00:51 <Cherry_Hazel> yeah

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00:51 <BIG> dude the episode made me wanna ship raridash so muchh

00:52 <loser> your gona get kiked out cherry im little under 18

00:52 <Sunset-Shimmer> ....What the crap is going on?

00:52 <BIG> same

00:52 <Sunset-Shimmer> Loser, just cut that out already, please?

00:52 <loser> cherry said a bad word

00:52 * Twilight`Sparkle baps loser

00:52 <BIG> omg!

00:52 <Twilight`Sparkle> Backseat modding, please don't.

00:52 * Twilight`Sparkle baps Cherry_Hazel

00:52 <Twilight`Sparkle> Language, please watch it.

00:52 <BIG> why the heck did it make my name "Big" i wanted "BIg MAc"

00:52 *** loser is now known as eclips

00:53 <Twilight`Sparkle> You can't use spaces in nicknames.

00:53 *** eclips is now known as eclipse

00:53 <BIG> Oh...

00:53 <BIG> im gonna change it brb

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00:53 <Cherry_Hazel> loser srsly stop being a loser

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00:53 <Cherry_Hazel> lol BIG could have just typed in /nick BIG MAC

00:54 <Lenfant_Sauvage> ...

00:54 <Twilight`Sparkle> No, that wouldn't have worked. It has a space in it.

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00:54 <eclipse> twi

00:54 <Big_Mac> k thats better

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00:54 <Twilight`Sparkle> For future reference, Big_Mac, you're able to switch nicks with the /nick command.

00:54 <Daring-Do> So, guys. Wondering. Should I watch Friendship Games when it airs (the TV version's apparently going to have cuts for time) or wait for the uncut DVD?

00:55 <eclipse> cherry is being mean

00:55 <Twilight`Sparkle> Do both?

00:55 <Big_Mac> Oh okay, thx twi

00:55 <Gladiolus> both!

00:55 <Gladiolus> o3o

00:55 <ProjectCarthage> Do what you want, I have no idea if it's going to be cut or not

00:55 * Gladiolus gives Big_Mac a hug.

00:55 <Barry_From_Mars> What's the most recent Pony ep. on Netflix?

00:55 <Daring-Do> Twilight ` Sparkle: By "watch when it airs" I meant doing both, so what I basically meant is

00:55 <Big_Mac> dawww thanks Gladiolus

00:55 <Daring-Do> should I wait and make the uncut version my first viewing?

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00:55 <Twilight`Sparkle> Up to you, mate.

00:56 <Big_Mac> So, who here ships RainbowPie xD

00:56 <Twilight`Sparkle> I don't ship.

00:56 <eclipse> daring i will send you a link on here and you can watch it

00:56 <Big_Mac> I love to ship. I'm like Cadence

00:57 <Gladiolus> c:

00:57 <eclipse> when it comes out

00:57 <Thelema5> Daring-Do, I think you should watch it when it airs- that way it won't be spoilered for you upon your initial viewing, and you'll also get to appreciate the additional content when the full version is released on DVD

00:57 <Daring-Do> Thelema5: Yeah, avoiding spoilers is a big incentive.

00:57 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Oh!

00:57 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Thel!

00:57 <Thelema5> Hey

00:57 <Lenfant_Sauvage> You're a pretty big Dash fan (I think?) What'd you think about new small horse show?

00:57 <Big_Mac> Wait, has everybody in this room watched the new episode of MLP?

00:57 <Thelema5> XD

00:57 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Pretty much

00:57 <Twilight`Sparkle> I haven't!

00:57 <Lenfant_Sauvage> DO EET

00:57 <Twilight`Sparkle> But then I never watch them on air dates.

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00:58 <Lenfant_Sauvage> It's honestly more of a Dash episode than it is a Rarity episode

00:58 <Big_Mac> It was awesome! You gotta watch it!

00:58 <ProjectCarthage> Hmm...unrelated, but I just got a game for cheap that I've heard is pretty good, can anyone confirm for me?

00:58 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Whatzit?

00:58 <Twilight`Sparkle> You own it already?

00:58 <ProjectCarthage> Persona 4

00:58 <eclipse> evrey 1 watched it

00:58 <Twilight`Sparkle> Pffft yes.

00:58 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Mmm.

00:58 <Twilight`Sparkle> Go play it no.

00:58 <Twilight`Sparkle> *now

00:58 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Lenfant.

00:58 <ProjectCarthage> No idea what I'm getting myself into.

00:58 <Lenfant_Sauvage> M'yes?

00:58 <Daring-Do> Oh yeah, Carthage.

00:58 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Any thoughts on the episode?

00:58 <Thelema5> I wasn't really interested in the episode because I assumed it was going to be another rairity episode, but I have to admit that I wound up enjoying it, despite it being somewhat formulaic anc predictable

00:58 <Twilight`Sparkle> You are getting yourself into a quirk JRPG with elements of relationship sim.

00:59 <Daring-Do> Yeah, I played it on my cousins' PS2 a couple years bck. Never got to finish it, though, cause they moved..

00:59 <Thelema5> Dash was adorable

00:59 <Big_Mac> Anybody think that Twi is a bit too short for a royal princess?

00:59 <ProjectCarthage> If anyone wants it, it's on PSN for, like, $2.50.\

00:59 <Twilight`Sparkle> Do be aware that it takes a bit to get into outright gameplay.

00:59 <Daring-Do> ProjectCarthage: It can be grindy, but it's good.

00:59 <eclipse> she will grow big mac

00:59 <Daring-Do> Dang it, I don't have a PlayStation. D:

00:59 <Twilight`Sparkle> You've got to, you know, let it be slow-paced.

00:59 <Big_Mac> hopefully before season 6

00:59 * The_Nostalgia_Mare lays on Lenfant_Sauvage

01:00 <Daring-Do> BUt Carthage, keep me updated on it.

01:00 <ProjectCarthage> On how I'm playing?

01:00 <Daring-Do> Curious to see what you think of it.

01:00 <eclipse> maby celestea didint grow in a day big mac

01:00 <Daring-Do> On your progress, your thoughts, you know.

01:00 <ProjectCarthage> Oh, alright, one sec, opening PM Channel

01:00 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Thelema5, I want yer thoughts on Dash's character growth. Did you notice the same things I did?

01:01 <Thelema5> Lenfant_Sauvage, I really enjoyed the pacing of this episode, and loved the homage to old-school film noir detective movies

01:01 <eclipse> she probal will be grown is season 7

01:01 <Big_Mac> Well I expect Twilight to be as tall as Cadence at LEAST!

01:01 <Big_Mac> whoah what

01:01 <eclipse> me to

01:01 <Thelema5> IWhat did you notice?

01:01 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Thelema...I really love the music in this episode...

01:01 <Lenfant_Sauvage> A lot of good things, actually!

01:02 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> I am a huge sucker for Muted Trumpet.

01:02 <Big_Mac> I feel like roleplaying...

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01:02 <Thelema5> I admit to being more than half asleep through most of the episode, so I'll need to watch it again

01:02 <CocoSailing> You can't rp in this room Big_Mac

01:02 <Big_Mac> Half asleep? The episode was amazing! You cant sleep through it!

01:02 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Dash reveres Windrider, doesn't boast that she could best even him; she never once points blame at anyone until the culprit is proven; she takes the initiative to go after Spitfire (after mentioning her flaws with endurance, no less), and when she retrieves Spitfire, tells them to put Spitfire back in Dash's place

01:02 <Thelema5> Desu...

01:02 <CocoSailing> But there's other rooms

01:02 <Daring-Do> You know, it's just occurred to me. Big Mac (the pony) is *literally* the strong, silent type.

01:03 <Daring-Do> He's strong and he's silent.

01:03 <Big_Mac> NO SPOILERS BRO

01:03 <Lenfant_Sauvage> It's a /lot/ of what I wanted to see from Dash and...

01:03 <Lenfant_Sauvage> ... hi, welcome to the chat, spoilers were allowed two hours ago

01:03 <Thelema5> Lenfant_Sauvage, that's right and I think the episode speaks very strongly of just how far she's come

01:04 <Lenfant_Sauvage> All I want now is two things: 1) for it to stick, and 2) for it to continue

01:04 <Lenfant_Sauvage> But otherwise I'm very impressed.

01:04 <Thelema5> Who wrote today's episode?

01:04 <Big_Mac> Did you guys know that Derpy's name is actually Muffin? Hasbro changed it due to copyright.

01:04 <eclipse> what

01:04 <Big_Mac> I think M.A. Larson, lemme check

01:04 <eclipse> they are crazy

01:05 <Thelema5> That's not quite accurate, Big_Mac

01:05 <Big_Mac> I know, but close enough, eh?

01:05 <Captian_init> I think it was to appease the SJWs

01:05 <Lenfant_Sauvage> No...

01:05 <Captian_init> Not copyright.

01:05 <Lenfant_Sauvage> It wasn't copyright, but it also wasn't to "appease SJWs"

01:05 <Thelema5> They ceased calling her derpy after some negative blowback following "The Last Roundup"

01:05 <Daring-Do> Yeah, it's actually Muffins.

01:05 <Lenfant_Sauvage> You can't market "Derpy."

01:05 <Lenfant_Sauvage> It's that simple.

01:06 <Thelema5> Of course

01:06 <Big_Mac> Megan McCarthy and M.A. Larson wrote it

01:06 <Lenfant_Sauvage> MAYBE you could, considering a lot of children seem to like "Derpy" if cons are any indication but that's a risk and a half a toy company wouldn't want to take

01:06 <Thelema5> I like muffins, it's still a not to the fandom

01:06 <Thelema5> *nod

01:06 <Lenfant_Sauvage> She can be called anything she wants by Hasbro, I don't care, but she'll be Derpy to me. That's what matters to /me/.

01:06 <Big_Mac> same

01:06 <CocoSailing> !muffins

01:06 <DerpyBot> Muffins!! You have any? :3

01:07 <eclipse> they might as well change here cutie mark to a muffin

01:07 <Big_Mac> Lol yeah

01:07 <eclipse> and make here eyes strait

01:08 <Big_Mac> In a raise of hands, who here thinks Pinkie is best pony?

01:08 <Twilight`Sparkle> neither of which they did.

01:08 <Twilight`Sparkle> She's still got bubbles for a cutie mark and her eyes still tend to wander.

01:08 <eclipse> then no derpin it will be mufin

01:08 *** CocoSailing is now known as Mild_Child

01:08 <ProjectCarthage> Can someone confirm something about this game for me?

01:08 <Big_Mac> "Mild Child"

01:08 <eclipse> not for long

01:08 <Mild_Child> Shhhhhhh x3

01:09 <Twilight`Sparkle> It is to larf.

01:09 <Mild_Child> Heheh

01:09 <eclipse> ?

01:09 *** Mild_Child is now known as CocoPommel

01:09 <Big_Mac> I'm thinking of coming on here every Saturday morning to talk to ya'll and talk about the episode :3

01:09 <Lenfant_Sauvage> That's what a lot of pones do.

01:09 <Lenfant_Sauvage> o3o

01:09 <eclipse> yay

01:09 <CocoPommel> You're invited

01:09 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Eeeyup.

01:10 <eclipse> haha very funny

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01:10 * Cepheid flops.

01:10 * Lenfant_Sauvage counterflops on Cepheid.

01:10 <Lenfant_Sauvage> We's be stacked like dolla bills.

01:10 * Cepheid counter-counterflops.

01:11 <Big_Mac> :'( Why can't the CMC get their cutie marks sooner??

01:11 <Big_Mac> I'm gonna go, talk to you guys later

01:11 <eclipse> i know right

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01:11 <eclipse> bye\

01:11 <Lenfant_Sauvage> I've always kind of had that feeling

01:12 <Lenfant_Sauvage> That the CMC is a one-season arc stretched out into five (or more)

01:12 <Lenfant_Sauvage> But I don't even think the writers are sure where their story is going to end D:

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01:15 <eclipse> bord

01:16 <Lenfant_Sauvage> then do sumthin

01:16 <eclipse> i am

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01:16 <eclipse> im talking to you 50 year olds

01:17 <Thelema5> I spoke with Claire Corlett not too long ago, she told me that she cannot squeak any longer because her voice has deepened due to puberty

01:17 <eclipse> ?

01:17 <Thelema5> So, the CMC getting their marks may be inevitable

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01:17 <Lenfant_Sauvage> I don't think that's quite the threshold they needed to cross before the girls got their marks but :p

01:17 <Thelema5> XD

01:18 <Lenfant_Sauvage> "O crap, Michelle and Claire grew up, END THE STORY"

01:18 <Thelema5> Ah ha ha

01:18 <CocoPommel> That would be sad if they were old mares and still without cutie marks x3

01:18 <Thelema5> Indeed.

01:18 <CocoPommel> Lol

01:19 <Thelema5> What if their preoccupation with cutie marks has actually hampered the natural process?

01:19 <Lenfant_Sauvage> darkest sketch

01:19 <CocoPommel> But yeah I was wondering how long they could keep doing those voices, I've even brought it up in other channels

01:19 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Granted half their episodes don't even have anything to do with searching for their talents

01:19 <CocoPommel> Ikr

01:19 <Lenfant_Sauvage> So they could technically go on forever, searching for purpose in a timeless void

01:19 <Tirek> All Grown Up: Cutie Mark Casheers

01:19 <CocoPommel> :(

01:20 <eclipse> what if there cutie mark is not having one

01:20 * Cepheid applies baseball bat to back. "Stop hurting, back."

01:20 <Lenfant_Sauvage> dat's dum tho

01:20 <CocoPommel> O . O

01:20 <Tirek> Their cutie marks are invisible.

01:20 <Tirek> Like Imhotep.

01:20 <Lenfant_Sauvage> The show's already kind of given us hints as to what their talents are going to be, but what they've yet to realize is that it needs to be done at a pivotal moment for them to actually get their mark

01:20 <CocoPommel> o . o

01:21 <PinkiePieInsane> They will never get their cutie marks

01:21 <eclipse> or a picture of them with a blank flank

01:21 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Sweetie Belle can hum while making burnt toast soup, but unless she does something more ... I dunno, "amazing" with it then she ain't gettin' nothin'

01:21 <PinkiePieInsane> cause then they will never be able to make a spinoff series called Cutiemark Crusaders

01:21 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Yeaaah, that'll never happen, kid interest in the CMC has long since waned

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01:22 <PinkiePieInsane> uh

01:22 <PinkiePieInsane> Cute girls doing cute things... wait

01:22 <Thelema5> My prediction: The season finale will have the CMC get their marks, but then Starlight Glimmer steals them away

01:22 <KooK> Oh bizzle

01:22 <KooK> Fo rizzle ma nizzle dizzle

01:22 <KooK> shizzle

01:22 <Lenfant_Sauvage> I've heard that before (may have even been from you) and it makes sense, but that'd just turn Starlight cartoonishly evil (lul)

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01:23 <Lenfant_Sauvage> WomethingSitty

01:23 <Thelema5> XD

01:24 <eclipse> or starlight makes them a ofer

01:24 <PinkiePieInsane> I have one issue regarding cutiemarks

01:24 <eclipse> to take the mane six cutie marks

01:24 <PinkiePieInsane> Lunas cutiemark

01:24 <PinkiePieInsane> the black spot is also part of it D=

01:24 <eclipse> yes

01:25 <fyrepony> that gives me ideas

01:25 <KooK> Thelema5 - 6 more weeks and I will be coming home with dag about this time

01:25 <fyrepony> maybe my cutiemark could be blankflank

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01:25 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Starlight Glimmer isn't actaully a wizard unicorn but a warlock.

01:25 <Lenfant_Sauvage> She signs pacts.

01:26 * Cepheid wiggles about on the floor.

01:26 <Lenfant_Sauvage> You can get any cutie mark you want!... if you swear devotion to her.

01:26 *** scootaloo is now known as Pony_26508

01:26 <Lenfant_Sauvage> warlock patron, I should say

01:26 <fyrepony> idk what my cutiemark ism medicore at most things

01:27 *** Pony_26508 is now known as cutie_mark

01:27 <Lenfant_Sauvage> o also if y'all want your minds blown

01:27 <Lenfant_Sauvage> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quarter_marks

01:28 <CocoPommel> Wait.. isn't speculation technically against the rules in this room?

01:28 <CocoPommel> I only ask because I was going to add to the conversation, but...

01:28 <fyrepony> sure i can fix anycomputer and build it from ground-up but thats not really amazing, neither is my skill to fix rust damages on car...nor my skills in crime career

01:28 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Speculation is fine, insomuch that you're not saying "Well, later on they'll blah blah so maybe this and that"

01:29 <CocoPommel> So, it's like rp, small doses is ok? Alright then

01:29 <cutie_mark> im bord so here is a song

01:29 <CocoPommel> But, um, I think there is a leaked animatic from the season finale..

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01:29 <CocoPommel> That's all

01:29 <Tirek> Hi Bord. I never heard that name before.

01:30 <CocoPommel> Sounds Scandinavian

01:30 <Thelema5> Kook, Dag?  Is this a typo for "dog", or have you already given it a name?

01:30 <KooK> I'm calling it a dag, it's name will be Soarin :P

01:30 <CocoPommel> Bord Jorgenmeister

01:30 <Thelema5> XD

01:31 <Lenfant_Sauvage> OK, leaked stuff you cna't share or discuss.

01:31 <Lenfant_Sauvage> cuz that be spoilerin'.

01:31 <CocoPommel> That's what I thought

01:31 <KooK> I'll leak you

01:31 <CocoPommel> That's why asked

01:31 * Thelema5 leaks cider all over the floor

01:31 <Lenfant_Sauvage> It's good that you asked for clarity tho! o3o d

01:31 <Thelema5> I've not seen any spoilers

01:31 * CocoPommel slips and falls

01:31 <CocoPommel> :< why you...?

01:31 * Twilight`Sparkle tosses custard pies everywhere.

01:32 * CocoPommel is ok

01:32 <cutie_mark> i know a song that gets on evrey bodeys nervs evrey bodys nerves and this is how it gos i know a song that gets on evrey bodeys nervs evrey bodys nerves and this is how it gos i know a song that gets on evrey bodeys nervs evrey bodys nerves and this is how it gos i know a song that gets on evrey bodeys nervs evrey bodys nerves and this is how it gos i know a song that gets on evrey bodeys nervs evrey bodys nerves and this is how it gos

01:32 * CocoPommel is hit in the face with a pie

01:32 <Twilight`Sparkle> I know a thing called spamming.

01:32 <Twilight`Sparkle> And it's not allowed here.

01:32 <cutie_mark> its not spaming

01:32 <Twilight`Sparkle> Bruh.

01:32 <CocoPommel> That argument wouldn't hold up in any court

01:32 <cutie_mark> and im not tring to

01:32 <KooK> I need an adult!

01:33 <Twilight`Sparkle> Whose definition do you think it is that matters, here?

01:33 <cutie_mark> im 15

01:33 * Cepheid makes note for work later, to make sure he grabs a ladder when he needs to reach something on a high shelf, even if it's just an eye-level shelf.

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01:34 <cutie_mark> i know a song that gets on evrey bodeys nervs evrey bodys nerves and this is how it gos

01:34 <Lenfant_Sauvage> If you're 15 then act like it. You're acting like an eight year old.

01:34 <ProjectCarthage> So many choices in this game so far...

01:34 <Twilight`Sparkle> .welp.

01:34 <cutie_mark> thats not my real age you know

01:34 <KooK> is it 8?

01:34 <Twilight`Sparkle> Oh, so now we add lying to the list of offenses.

01:34 <cutie_mark> no

01:35 <cutie_mark> not even close

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01:35 <KooK> 8 and a half then?

01:35 <cutie_mark> no

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01:35 <Twilight`Sparkle> 5?

01:35 <cutie_mark> higher

01:35 <Twilight`Sparkle> Impossible.

01:35 <ProjectCarthage> 12?

01:35 <cutie_mark> well LIVE WITH IT

01:35 * Cepheid yawns and sighs.

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01:36 <Cepheid> We don't have to, really.

01:36 <Lenfant_Sauvage> No, not really.

01:36 <Fall> Guys it hardly matters.

01:36 <Lenfant_Sauvage> IN THE END~~

01:36 <Twilight`Sparkle> It doesn't even matter!

01:36 <KooK> I tried so hard, and got so far

01:36 <CocoPommel> I didn't think a kick was necessary yet... But that's me..

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01:37 <CocoPommel> Eeep

01:37 <CocoPommel> !Hug

01:37 <DerpyBot> Hugtiem? :3

01:37 * DerpyBot wraps her front hooves around CocoPommel in a tight embrace

01:37 <PinkieShy> Youtube has a hidden loop/reapeat button in chrome how to use it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u0ryGH7_8I&feature=youtu.be lol

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01:37 <PinkieShy> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u0ryGH7_8I&feature=youtu.be

01:37 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about How to Enable loop/repeat on any video with chrome

01:37 <CocoPommel> !Moon

01:37 <DerpyBot> Grab my tail, CocoPommel!

01:37 <CocoPommel> K

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01:37 <cocomisssmartypants> ha

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01:38 <Twilight`Sparkle> Why for you bend

01:38 <Cepheid> Stretching back.

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01:38 <Twilight`Sparkle> Ah.

01:38 <me> hey how do you be a human bot it looks like a fun job

01:39 <Twilight`Sparkle> I don't understand the question.

01:39 <me> can you be human and have your job

01:39 <me> ?

01:39 <Cepheid> Probably asking about moderatorship.

01:40 <Twilight`Sparkle> ...being human is usually a prerequisite to having any job, yes.

01:40 <Cepheid> IE:  The ability to kick, etc.

01:40 <me> no i need a job with coding my dad said so

01:40 <KooK> So you wanna be a player?  But your wheels ain't fly?

01:41 <KooK> You gotta hit us up, to get a pimped out ride

01:41 <Thelema5> I read a article once about a guy who automated his own job with macros who then sold the programs to his employeer for a year's salary

01:41 <Twilight`Sparkle> Is that from Pimp My Ride?

01:41 <me> ?

01:41 <PinkieShy> anyways.. sup ppl :)

01:42 <me> twi why was coco kicked out

01:42 <Cepheid> Thelema5: Give a lazy person a job, and they'll find a way to automate it and make it easier to do.

01:42 <Thelema5> Hi, PinkieShy

01:42 <Cepheid> Or they'll just be lazy and not do it.  One or the other.

01:42 <Thelema5> Truf

01:43 <Twilight`Sparkle> Anyone without operator privileges typing the command !Moon will be kicked by DerpyBot.

01:44 <me> you mean butt

01:44 <Twilight`Sparkle> No.

01:44 <Thelema5> Also truth

01:44 <me> can mods be kiked out

01:44 <Twilight`Sparkle> In any case, Coco knew this, and so self-kicked.

01:45 <Twilight`Sparkle> Yes. But only by other mods, and usually it requires a higher ranking.

01:45 <me> are you human

01:45 <Twilight`Sparkle> What do you think?

01:45 <CrassyPaddles> it's actually quite a profound question

01:45 <me> i dont know

01:45 <CrassyPaddles> do the turing test

01:45 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Twilight`Sparkle, Command 732 dash F.

01:45 * Thelema5 is a bot

01:46 * Twilight`Sparkle electrocutes Lenfant_Sauvage.

01:46 <CrassyPaddles> everyone here's a bot kid

01:46 * Lenfant_Sauvage falls over. x3x

01:46 <Twilight`Sparkle> If you wanted the banana split instead, that's dash y.

01:46 <CrassyPaddles> we're all part of an extremely natural language conversation simulator that you've stumbled on to

01:46 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Yeah, we're actually a REALLY advanced simulation wrought by Google DeepDream. It's like those auto-generated Magic the Gathering cards, except it's generating responses to your sentences and responses to those responses.

01:47 <Lenfant_Sauvage> ah dangit, I always get those two confused

01:47 <Twilight`Sparkle> Yeah, it's able to talk to itself, even.

01:48 <me> who has the higest rainking

01:48 <Twilight`Sparkle> Ali.

01:48 <me> of mods

01:48 <Gladiolus> Ali is Lady Protector of Chat

01:48 <Twilight`Sparkle> She owns the channel.

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01:49 <Lenfant_Sauvage> She is THE princess of the chatpones.

01:49 <me> can you talkto her

01:49 <Tirek> She giveth the voice and she taketh away

01:49 <Twilight`Sparkle> She's in the channel right now.

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01:49 <Cepheid> ... XD

01:49 <Lenfant_Sauvage> get

01:49 <Twilight`Sparkle> pfft

01:49 <Lenfant_Sauvage> decimate

01:49 <Lenfant_Sauvage> d

01:50 <Tirek> So, I bypassed the need for a landline phone.

01:50 <Tirek> I now have a YoYo Games account.

01:50 <CrassyPaddles> Tirek has passed to a higher plane of existence

01:50 <Tirek> But the servers are so flooded, I can't redeem my voucher yet.

01:50 <Tirek> So I can't maek da gaesm

01:51 <Tirek> gaems even

01:51 <CrassyPaddles> try again

01:51 <CrassyPaddles> you'll nail the spelling eventually

01:51 <Thelema5> Hoers

01:51 <Cepheid> Huoes

01:51 <CrassyPaddles> Hores

01:52 <Cepheid> Ctas

01:52 <CrassyPaddles> that sounds dirty

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01:53 <Thelema5> Horehound is an aromatics herb in the mint family which has traditionally been used to relieve sore chest congestion and cough

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01:53 <CrassyPaddles> that's a lie

01:53 <CrassyPaddles> nvm

01:54 <CrassyPaddles> that was a lie

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01:56 <KooK> x gon give it to ya

01:58 <KooK> Spoiler alert - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=003WdaUtdBM

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02:00 <CrassyPaddles> is there still an episode ban?

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02:00 <KooK> you mean a banned episode?

02:00 <Fall> You can talk about today's episode now

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02:06 <Lenfant_Sauvage> The banned episode where Big Mac becomes a princ-... oh wait

02:07 <Lenfant_Sauvage> But yeah, go nuts about today's ep.

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02:10 <CrassyPaddles> wait, S5 Luna episode is banned here?

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02:12 <Princess> Hi

02:12 <CrassyPaddles> why does Spitfire look so sad? Is that her default expression?

02:13 <Princess> idk

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02:13 <Princess> :D hi

02:16 <Princess> Anypony there

02:16 <Fall> Kinda

02:16 <Fall> Sleepy though

02:17 <Princess> same

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02:20 <melol> hi

02:20 <Fall> Hellew

02:20 <melol> wyd

02:20 <Fall> Hmm?

02:21 <melol> what you doin

02:22 <Fall> Still sleepy

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02:22 * Thelema5 Hello, Princess

02:22 <Thelema5> Welcome.

02:22 <DARK> hello

02:23 <Thelema5> Hi, Dark.  No smiley face today?

02:24 * Thelema5 hugs DARK

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02:24 <Thelema5> Also hi, melol

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02:41 <LunaticHell> !link https://youtu.be/TZdYGoUJGQg

02:41 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

02:41 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about To Heart You - Muffin Story - Khuzang

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02:59 * Thelema5 backflips

03:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: UK TV Show "World of Weird" Running a Brony Segment  [ http://tinyurl.com/q38pnyj ]

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03:09 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Thelema!

03:10 <theCocoStreams> !link https://youtu.be/L0-N_0rSaa4

03:10 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about DuckTales Full Intro HQ

03:12 <Thelema5> Yes?

03:12 <Thelema5> How are you, nossy?

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03:18 <Spectra_Borealis> hallo

03:18 <Thelema5> Hi, Spectra_Borealis

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03:21 <Spectra_Borealis> so how is everypony?

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03:22 <DreadPirateSchism> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF32DRg9opA

03:22 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

03:22 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about DuckTales Music (NES) - The Moon Theme

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03:23 * SgtPinkie is watching the new episode

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03:24 <Spectra_Borealis> D: I forgot about it!!! I was so focussed on doctor who!

03:25 <DreadPirateSchism> I am disappointed that this wasn't an episode of Rarity proving her friend innocent through courtroom drama and the repeated use of the word 'Objection!'

03:25 <DreadPirateSchism> I wanted a pointing hoof.  :<

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03:26 <FN> It was though soo much betther!

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03:26 <FN> Exquisit!

03:26 <SgtPinkie> It's this guy, isn't it

03:27 <SgtPinkie> This guy's the culprit

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03:28 <PinkertonPie> You don't say!

03:28 <SgtPinkie> Has Spitfire's voice always been this annoying?

03:28 <SgtPinkie> I don't think it has

03:28 <PinkertonPie> Hm I wonder when will Rainbow, AJ and FlutterShy get to be detectives!

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03:30 <DreadPirateSchism> I'm looking forward to Pinkie Poirot.

03:30 <SgtPinkie> Yep, it's this guy

03:30 *** DreadPirateSchism is now known as Schism

03:30 <SgtPinkie> Nobody gets a voice like that without being a villain

03:31 * Schism coughs. "Have you heard my voice?"

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03:32 <PinkertonPie> Pinkie was a detective already

03:32 <Schism> I could read a passage from the Encyclopedia Britannica and be arrested by UN troops for sparking a world-wide panic.

03:33 * PinkertonPie runs in circles! "Ring all the alarms, Schism wants to doom the world!"

03:34 <PinkertonPie> Wait... What?

03:34 <Schism> SgtPinkie: I have literally been called out, multiple times, for sounding like a voice recording or machine.  I could perform a palpable HAL 9000.

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03:34 <Schism> And my mad scientist, I'm given to understand, is bone-chilling.

03:35 <SgtPinkie> PinkertonPie: eeeeveryyyyyboooodyyy waaaants tooo doom the wooooorld

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03:35 <Schism> But I don't want the world doomed.  I just want happiness.  And peace.

03:35 <Schism> So, yes.

03:36 <Schism> People do get voices like that when they're not mad villains.

03:36 <Schism> So shush.  :P

03:36 <SgtPinkie> That's just what a villain would say

03:37 <Schism> No, the best villains today are smooth, calm, confident talkers who can convince well-meaning people to back interests contrary to their own.

03:38 <Schism> The Devil doesn't cackle these days.  He smiles, speaks in a soothing voice, and offers you a ridiculously wonderful 401k.

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03:39 <Schism> SgtPinkie: That having been said, have you heard my Mad Scientist?

03:39 <SgtPinkie> Nope

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03:40 <SgtPinkie> Really, Windrider? You did it?

03:40 <Schism> I might have to provide you with a sampling.

03:40 <SgtPinkie> I never would have guessed it

03:43 <SgtPinkie> YAY UNIQUE CREDITS MUSIC

03:43 <Schism> SgtPinkie: Would you like me to provide you with my mad scientist voice?

03:44 * Thelema5 tilts head

03:44 <SgtPinkie> I get that it's supposed to be noir-y, but it reminds me of Peanuts

03:44 <SgtPinkie> Yes

03:44 <Schism> Thelema5: Would you be interested, too?

03:44 <Thelema5> Yus

03:45 <Schism> Alright, then.  Stream's up on http://twitch.tv/schismatism

03:45 <SgtPinkie> That was a fun episode, I guess

03:45 <Schism> Let me know when you're listening.

03:45 <SgtPinkie> Oh, streams do not work well on my computer

03:45 <Schism> Give it a try anyway?  There's no video, just audio.

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03:46 <Schism> Thelema5, any audio on your end?

03:46 <SgtPinkie> Now to torture myself with Charlotte's Web

03:46 <SgtPinkie> 2

03:46 <Schism> SgtPinkie: May you please give that stream a try?  See if it works for you?  It'll be short.

03:47 <Thelema5> yes

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03:47 <SgtPinkie> It's loading

03:47 <Thelema5> You should do narrations for the HP Lovecraft Historical Society

03:47 <Thelema5> XD

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03:49 <Barry_From_Mars> Good niiiiiiiiiiiiight.

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03:50 <Schism> Thelema5: were you listening?

03:51 <Thelema5> Briefly

03:51 <Thelema5> Then I lost the stream

03:51 <Schism> May you give it another listen?  You-- ah.

03:51 <Thelema5> My net connection is derpy

03:52 <Schism> One more try?

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03:52 <Thelema5> Loading

03:52 <Thelema5> Live

03:52 <Schism> Stopped stream for a sec.

03:52 <Schism> You'll want to reload until it shows pending.

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03:53 <SgtPinkie> It gets to the stream's page, and that's as far as it gets

03:53 <Schism> Stream started again.

03:54 <Thelema5> the appropriate rigor... tested enough

03:54 <Thelema5> :p

03:54 <Thelema5> nice choise

03:54 <Thelema5> *choice

03:55 * Lenfant_Sauvage boops Schism with a large, cinnamon-sugar cookie.

03:55 <Thelema5> Herbert-Schism-West

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03:55 <Thelema5> Nice job

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03:56 * Schism boops Lenfant_Sauvage with an iced carrot cake muffin.

03:56 * Lenfant_Sauvage nose-wiggles appreciatively. Noms.

03:57 * Thelema5 boops Schism with a tomb-legionaire

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03:58 <Schism> Oh, I have a horror story in my mind, but it'd be best released in October...

03:59 <Schism> Also, glad that you liked my little voicework.  Did I put enough emotion into it, though?

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03:59 <Thelema5> Yes, it was super fun

03:59 <Schism> I might have to chew the scenery more then.  A lot of folks have told me that my voice sounds lifeless, free of emotion.

04:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Really Neat Pony Sticker Needs Votes on CS:GO Steam Workshop [ http://tinyurl.com/p5zlhd6 ]

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04:00 <Schism> Or at least I'll have to put a bit more into it.

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04:01 * Flash_Sentry gives Thelema5 a warm hug.

04:01 <Thelema5> But herbert west should be played somewhat flat and reserved

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04:02 <Schism> Hmmmm.

04:02 <Thelema5> Oh hi, Flash_Sentry!

04:02 <Flash_Sentry> Hello!

04:02 * Flash_Sentry is best pony.

04:02 * Thelema5 noms

04:02 * Flash_Sentry tastes of orange soda

04:02 <Lenfant_Sauvage> I wouldn't go for scenery chewing, but try your best not to sound like you're reading lines

04:02 <Schism> Actually... I'd dearly like to know how this works.  Would anyone be open to an open mic sort of thing, but in reverse, where you folks provide me with the characters and lines, and I do my best to mimic them on voice?

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04:04 <Schism> That way you folks can provide me with an abject 'Absolutely NOT' when I crit fail.

04:04 <Thelema5> I wish I had the time; unfortunately I'm busy at the moment trying to relocate and redefine my life

04:05 <Schism> When you have the time and the inclination, then.  I'm practically in the same boat.

04:05 * Thelema5 nodnods

04:06 <Schism> Thelema5: I suspect that, with your statement, I would be a perfect Herbert West.  Would you mind if I gave it a try shortly?

04:06 <Schism> Again, this would be a short, 2-minute affair.

04:07 <Thelema5> sure!

04:10 <Schism> Ready to begin.

04:10 <ProjectCarthage> Well, so much for keeping the surprise, my dad ended up seeing an Eg3 ad on Discovery Family, so much for the humanworld stuff being a surprise when we watch those.

04:10 <Lenfant_Sauvage> d'oh

04:10 <Thelema5> live

04:11 <Thelema5> Yes

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04:11 <ProjectCarthage> Ugh, this sucks.

04:12 <Thelema5> The stream keeps dropping though.  Sorry, my connection is pretty bad

04:12 <Schism> I can read through again if you'd like.

04:12 <Thelema5> I got as far as Brain Activity

04:12 <Thelema5> :p

04:12 <Thelema5> I don't think it was meant to be

04:13 <Thelema5> Sorry

04:13 <Schism> Ah well, worth a try.

04:13 <Schism> Did my VA seem suitably detached?

04:13 <Thelema5> Yes, it was good

04:14 <Thelema5> Like a doctor examinining a specimen

04:14 <Schism> Detached, clinical, I intended to put some sharpness on the latter bits - "In our next test, we shall be supplying my new formula directly to the spinal tissue.  Perhaps, I pray and hope, we have finally achieved a cure." - but, unfortunately, you couldn't hear that bit.

04:14 <Schism> A more biting tone I intended there.

04:15 <Thelema5> Yeah, I dropped out before then

04:15 <Schism> Perhaps something later then.

04:15 <Schism> But thanks.  Anything I need to add?

04:15 <Thelema5> Not that I noticed

04:16 <Schism> Cheers then.  I still want folks to feed me lines to see what I can do.

04:17 <Thelema5> Heh.  Sounds like a great Periscope gimmick

04:18 <Thelema5> "I VA your comments"

04:18 <ProjectCarthage> I have a line I did a while back when I was doing a similar thing, if you want, I can send you that and see if you can improve it.

04:19 <Schism> Oh, if only I could get a job doing that.  VA'ing stupid lines from Facebook, Tumblr, Twitter, CNN, CBC, FOX, and the like.

04:20 <Thelema5> XD

04:20 <Schism> I can /absolutely/ pull off a machine.  People accuse me of being one all the time.  I could read 'Stephen Colbert is best prez 4eva' with all the intonation of a tuna sandwich.

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04:22 <Thelema5> !link https://youtu.be/EZwyRAzyk7Q

04:22 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

04:22 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about George Mason University marching band covers Rage Against The Machine

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04:22 <Thelema5> Every school band should do this

04:22 <Schism> I think I could even cold-read My Immortal for 60 seconds without an ounce of inflection.

04:23 <Schism> In fact... hey, do you guys want to watch me try?  See how long I can pull that sort of thing off?

04:24 <Thelema5> Why not?

04:24 <ProjectCarthage> I've read that story, or...listened to a reading of it, and ugh, now I know why the internet hates it so much.

04:24 <Thelema5> I'll drop the stream after about 5 seconds, though

04:24 <Thelema5> :p

04:24 <Daring-Do> Hey, so. I'm still in here. I guess I'll sign off... and probably should have signed off earlier. :P

04:24 <Daring-Do> Well. See you, guys.

04:24 <Schism> Not because of your internet, I suspect, Just because it's a crime against nature.

04:24 <Schism> Take care, Daring-Do .

04:24 <Daring-Do> Thanks. You too. :)

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04:25 <ProjectCarthage> I'd like to think My Immortal was intended to just be terrible, I don't think ANYONE can be that...challenged.

04:25 <Thelema5> Ah ha ha ha

04:27 <Schism> http://twitch.tv/schismatism is my stream, so you can feel my pain.

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04:31 <Thelema5> I am receiving you

04:33 <Thelema5> This... is terrible material

04:33 <ProjectCarthage> I'd love to just do a commentary on why this story sucks, there's just so much wrong with it.

04:33 <ProjectCarthage> But I don't swear, so I can't actually read it.

04:34 <Thelema5> lost the stream again

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04:42 <Schism> I would have read more, but my lower intestine was threatening to throttle my brain.

04:42 <Schism> http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm < This is the source for the version of My Immortal I was reading.

04:43 <CrassyPaddles> RD can't pick role models at all

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04:45 <Thelema5> Rainbow isn't the smartest pone, but her heart was in the right place in this episode

04:46 <Thelema5> She's often guided by her enthusiasm more than her intellect, but today she showed an appreciation of the larger picture and an understanding of empathy

04:46 <CrassyPaddles> Wonderbolts are just terrible. Spitfire and Fleetfoot and now Windrider

04:47 <CrassyPaddles> what picture and empathy?

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04:49 <Lenfant|TF2> Rainbow Dash grew a LOT this episode

04:50 <Lenfant|TF2> And yeah, I also got the feeling the Wonderbolts are ... kinda awful

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04:52 <wobniaR> Remember back to the previos episodes and what the current wonderbolts learned from Dash, and remember that Wind Rider is a retired wonderbolt

04:53 <CrassyPaddles> what growth for RD?

04:53 <CrassyPaddles> Besides having her idols shattered one after another

04:53 <wobniaR> Hardly shattered, she admires the Wonderbolts still

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04:54 <CrassyPaddles> definitely not windrider anymore, and she salivated more over him than the rest of the WB team put together

04:54 <wobniaR> Well yeah he directly attempted to sabotage her

04:54 <wobniaR> And get her kicked from the Wonderbolts

04:55 <wobniaR> The rest of the Wonderbolts never did anything actually malicious like that before to Dash

04:55 <Lenfant|TF2> Dash showed modesty and candor

04:55 <Lenfant|TF2> Two traits she's lacked for a loooong while

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04:55 <wobniaR> Don't worry, next episode she'll do something stupid and people will start whining she's backpedaling

04:55 <Lenfant|TF2> rip in pizza

04:55 <Thelema5> CrassyPaddles, the larger picture and empathy regarding placing Spitfire's opportunity to perform and to satisfy her career commitments above Dashies

04:55 <wobniaR> Just like people whining about Rarity using charm to get information from ponies

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04:56 <Lenfant|TF2> But no, seriously, speaking as one of those guys who doesn't like Dash... I felt she REALLY showed the kind of qualities she's touted to have as the element of loyalty

04:56 <Lenfant|TF2> She flew to who-knows-where to retrieve Spitfire... so that she could take Dash's place back

04:56 <Lenfant|TF2> THAT alone would have been great

04:56 <Lenfant|TF2> But her behavior before then also showed some excellent modesty that, again, we just haven't seen

04:56 <CrassyPaddles> Lenfant|TF2, modesty until Rarity stroked her ego, but it was still cute

04:56 <Lenfant|TF2> Give her a little wiggle room, she IS Dash :V

04:56 <Lenfant|TF2> I'll grant her some silliness

04:57 <wobniaR> Unpossible

04:57 <wobniaR> Cartoon characters must be perfect

04:57 <CrassyPaddles> and spitfire got some redemption as well

04:58 <CrassyPaddles> upon receiving a letter saying her mother's sick, she immediately sets off for a marathon flight to retrieve the cure

04:58 <Tirek> Ooh, Lenfant playing tf2. Mind if I join you?

04:58 <wobniaR> You make it seem like Spitfire is evil and apathetic lol

04:58 <Tirek> I can suck hard and have someone else be upset by that fact!

04:58 <Lenfant|TF2> I'm just doing MVM right now

04:59 <CrassyPaddles> Honestly, I don't see the modesty

04:59 <Tirek> Ah.

04:59 <Lenfant|TF2> She doesn't try to put herself above Windrider

05:00 <CrassyPaddles> but that's just because he's her idol

05:01 <CrassyPaddles> a person doesn't have to be arrogant to everyone to be considered arrogant

05:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: PMV: Heart  [ http://tinyurl.com/p7cg9qa ]

05:01 <Schism> May I please proceed to eviscerate my customers?

05:01 <Lenfant|TF2> I'm not saying she's not arrogant

05:01 <Lenfant|TF2> I'm saying that she showed a rare moment of modesty

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05:04 <CrassyPaddles> you're talking about which moment?

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05:06 <Lenfant|TF2> The scene where she insists that Wildrider is still better than her

05:06 <Schism> Wg!  Bl!  NO.  NO.  BAD WINDOWS.  BAD.  NO downloading Windows 10 with Windows Update!  STOPPIT!

05:07 <Pony_61522> O.o

05:07 <Pony_61522> Oh!  I'm a pony now!~

05:07 <Pony_61522> XD

05:07 <Schism> I want my computer to be secure, I don't want Windows 10, stoppit!  No!

05:07 <CrassyPaddles> see, that's not something new, she did it to all her idols before, the WB in GGG

05:07 <CrassyPaddles> AK Yearling

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05:08 <Lenfant|TF2> Huh?

05:08 <Lenfant|TF2> What'd she do for AK Yearling? Admire her? That's not what I'm talking about

05:08 <CrassyPaddles> then the wonderbolts when she first met them in person

05:08 <CrassyPaddles> she was fangirling all over them as well

05:08 <Lenfant|TF2> That was FIVE YEARS AGO

05:09 <CrassyPaddles> precisely

05:09 <Lenfant|TF2> I'm not saying either that this is LITERALLY the first time she's done it, I'm saying this is a rare sight for her

05:09 <Lenfant|TF2> Especially in light of more recent Dash episodes where she's on full braggadocio mode

05:09 <CrassyPaddles> it's a trait that's been with her since the beginning, to fangirl over her heroes

05:10 <CrassyPaddles> I'm not too convinced that she's gotten more modest, is my point

05:10 <Lenfant|TF2> More modest? That's up for debate

05:10 <Lenfant|TF2> But you're putting words in my mouth

05:10 <CrassyPaddles> I suppose it's modesty to be deferential to your idols, sure

05:11 <Lenfant|TF2> It very much is, especially when Rarity's all "omg you're so good too" and Dash insists that yes, she has her limitations and most likely couldn't beat someone of Windrider's caliber

05:11 <Thelema5> I think it's significant that RD had a opportunity to perform with the wonderbolts in Spitfire's place, which was her dream and goal at the beginning of the episode, but instead she chose to do "the right thing" by placing Spitfire's fate before her own

05:11 <Lenfant|TF2> ... which then makes the ending where she retrieves Spitfire all the more poignant

05:11 <CrassyPaddles> she totally does though, or it's implied

05:11 <CrassyPaddles> ^

05:11 <Lenfant|TF2> Is it?

05:11 <Lenfant|TF2> The ending was a bit rushed, but to my knowledge there was no real indication that yes, she would have beaten him to Spitfire or whatever

05:12 <CrassyPaddles> a little bit rushed, I thought they were going to make it about RD beaeting WR's record

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05:12 <CrassyPaddles> glad they didn't

05:12 <Lenfant|TF2> I'm very glad they didn't

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05:13 <DivineDivide> NO.  That's it, I'm removing the Windows Update which provided W10.

05:13 <Lenfant|TF2> Because they already were going to rip the badge off of Windrider and basically take away his ENTIRE flying history, to then invalidate his record would just be kicking the puppy

05:13 <CrassyPaddles> well, I thought they just kicked him out of the club

05:14 <Lenfant|TF2> Basically they told a veteran from the military that they were going to treat him as if he never was in the military

05:14 <CrassyPaddles> I don't think they were going to go and perform a damnatio memoriae

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05:15 <CrassyPaddles> Spitfire just strips him of his status

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05:15 <CrassyPaddles> she doesn't invalidate all his past accomplishments.

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05:16 <MDP> mew

05:16 <Lenfant_Sauvage> I dunno

05:16 <CrassyPaddles> As she shouldn't. The bad deeds of the future to not somehow make the good deeds of the past invalid

05:16 <Lenfant_Sauvage> There's still a lot about the Wonderbolts we don't know, but it does seem very... Cool Kid's Club in a sense

05:17 <CrassyPaddles> Cool Kids?

05:17 <Lenfant_Sauvage> I have no other analogy for it... they're not a strict regimen of ponies, but they feel like they need order and ranks and etc

05:17 <Lenfant_Sauvage> And if you dishonor the club they kick you out

05:18 <CrassyPaddles> sure, but your records and accomplishments remain. You still did those great deeds

05:19 <CrassyPaddles> it'd be like taking away Mike Tyson's previous boxing titles b/c he bit a guy

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05:19 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Actually?

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05:19 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Yeah, that's exactly it

05:19 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Windrider did something wrong, but it wasn't too far north of petty

05:20 <Lenfant_Sauvage> But now Windrider doesn't have a badge anymore, he's presumably not going to be able to galavant around with the Wonderbolts

05:20 <CrassyPaddles> sure, but it'd be wrong to take away his past deeds because of that as well, and that's not what Spitfire did

05:20 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Otherwise the act has no real meaning other than vindictiveness

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05:20 <CrassyPaddles> the act of stripping his badge?

05:21 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Yeah

05:21 <CrassyPaddles> yeah, sure, but you'll still see his deeds and records in the annals of the WB, like the fact he's the fastest marathon flyer ever

05:23 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Maybe they just tape over his name

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05:23 <Lenfant_Sauvage> He's like the Voldemort of the Wonderbolts

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05:23 <CrassyPaddles> lol

05:24 <CrassyPaddles> see, the only way I'd see them doing that is if it was a Lance Armstrong scenario

05:24 <CrassyPaddles> where him testing positive for doping casts suspicion over all his previous titles

05:25 <CrassyPaddles> don't know what the doping would be in this analogy, WR trying to frame RD?

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05:25 <Lenfant_Sauvage> You know...

05:26 <Lenfant_Sauvage> You say Lance Armstrong

05:26 <Lenfant_Sauvage> I think that's a much more apt comparison than MIke Tyson

05:28 <Lenfant_Sauvage> But yeah, taking out a flyer out of false pretenses, then trying to force the evidence on a young reserev

05:29 <CrassyPaddles> I'm thinking of WR's line where he goes "I did what I had to do to protect my record. Sometimes you have to play dirty to be the best"

05:29 <CrassyPaddles> sounds more like Lance than Tyson

05:29 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Very much so

05:30 <CrassyPaddles> Tyson was the best w/o cheating, he just bit some dude's ear

05:30 <Magnus_> I liked Glass Joe

05:31 <CrassyPaddles> so I suppose there is a weak implication that windrider cheated in the past?

05:31 <MDP> gabby jay for the win

05:31 <CrassyPaddles> weak, though. Maybe the wonderbolts will investigate his past deeds for fishy business?

05:31 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Perhaps

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05:33 <CrassyPaddles> That's a bit of a leap. And, he said that before Spitfire returned. She didn't hear. The badge stripping doesn't have to mean anything more than Spitfire revoking WR's WB status.

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05:33 <CrassyPaddles> ah, pony analysis. Sometimes I like it more than the episode

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05:34 <MDP> I still liked the episode

05:34 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Really, other than Dash showing a better side of herself, the episode basically was kinda throwaway

05:34 <sassysadles> bust my buttons the new episode is out

05:34 <Lenfant_Sauvage> "WHODUNNIT?" "uh... gee taht's hard, it's either the hero dude or the perpetrator is herself"

05:35 <sassysadles> hello

05:35 * CocoPommel pets sassysadles

05:35 <CocoPommel> Hi

05:35 <sassysadles> hi

05:35 <Lenfant_Sauvage> And actually, kinda funny now thinking about it... Rarity came off worse in this episode than Dash did

05:35 <CocoPommel> :]

05:36 <Lenfant_Sauvage> They reeeeally wanna push this "Rarity has her feminine wiles" thing to its limit, even though they used it in Putting Your Hoof Down to show how that was a bad way of handling matters

05:36 <CocoPommel> !hug

05:36 <DerpyBot> Hugtiem? :3

05:36 <MDP> really? we got to meet spitfires mom,  see how sassy was doing post lesson, as well as rarity's canterlot shop, finalyl got to see dash  fly with the WB with out some sort of  conflict  forcing her to  walk away from the chance.

05:36 * DerpyBot wraps her front hooves around CocoPommel in a tight embrace

05:36 <Lenfant_Sauvage> "Seeing Spitfire's mom" is not something I'm going to go nuts over V:

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05:36 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Sure, it's nice, but

05:37 <MDP> lol.  ya she's kinda hagrid... i liked the world building.

05:37 *** Magnus_ is now known as KooK

05:37 <KooK> What the heck are you people even talking about?

05:37 <Lenfant_Sauvage> ur mom

05:37 <Thelema5> Sausages

05:37 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Wild ones

05:37 <Thelema5> XD

05:37 <KooK> Wild my moms or wild sausages?

05:37 <Thelema5> Yes

05:38 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Yes

05:38 <MDP> your mom's a  sausage?

05:38 <sassysadles> well we were introduced to new wounder bolts and she got to fly with the i think dashie should have made a sonic boom

05:38 <MDP> that's awkward

05:38 <Lenfant_Sauvage> My mom's a sausage and dad's a bratwurst.

05:39 <MDP> weird

05:39 <Lenfant_Sauvage> I identify by the pronouns kielbasa and kielbasam

05:39 <Schism> Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

05:39 <sassysadles> ?

05:39 <CrassyPaddles> Lenfant_Sauvage, I loved her wiles in this episode. Just the best

05:39 * MDP launches livestock

05:39 <Lenfant_Sauvage> From a character standpoint it's an endearing flaw, but from a "teach young girls" standpoint... hoo boy

05:39 * Schism flees from MDP's castle. "Run away!"

05:40 <Lenfant_Sauvage> "Is someone not making things happen the way you want? Flutter your eyes and sweettalk them into submission! *theme song*"

05:40 <sassysadles> hey your name is based on mine crassy

05:40 <CrassyPaddles> it fits the noir theme, which fits the whole "Rarity loves this series of novels"

05:40 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Oh, in the noir part it was fine

05:40 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Because yeah, noir

05:40 <CrassyPaddles> which features a heroine doing basically this

05:40 <sassysadles> i just notied sumthing

05:41 <Lenfant_Sauvage> But I'm more talking the cut gems scene with the delivery guy

05:41 <Lenfant_Sauvage> It DID produce da bes gif though, I'll give it that

05:41 <MDP> bruh, girls  instictfully do that sudactive stuff when they want something from birtjh

05:41 <Lenfant_Sauvage> That's not something you necessarily want to encourage tho

05:41 <sassysadles> i forgot to put deoderent on

05:41 <Lenfant_Sauvage> uh

05:41 <Lenfant_Sauvage> k

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05:41 <sassysadles> and the basement smells now

05:42 <MDP> encouraged or not, they do it.

05:42 <CrassyPaddles> you smell

05:42 <MDP> because it works

05:42 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Noooooooooooooooooooot really but k

05:42 <sassysadles> i live in my moms base ment

05:43 <wobniaR> You may not want to encourage that behavior true Lenfant_Sauvage, but it's a cartoon man it's not done to teach little girls how to get their way

05:43 <sassysadles> and i have pony evrey thing even my walls

05:43 <Lenfant_Sauvage> BUt wasn't that kind of the whole point of the show to begin with? :V

05:43 <CrassyPaddles> Lenfant_Sauvage, basically, it's fine from a narrative perspective, but morally iffy?

05:43 <wobniaR> It was?

05:43 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Just because it's a cartoon doesn't mean a kid's not going to glean something from it

05:43 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Yeah, I'm pretty darn sure

05:43 <Lenfant_Sauvage> With all the lessons and such, especially at the beginning

05:43 <wobniaR> So every part of the show has to be an important moral lesson?

05:43 <Lenfant_Sauvage> CrassyPaddles, ya purty much

05:44 <Lenfant_Sauvage> No ><;

05:44 <CrassyPaddles> I don't know, Lenfant_Sauvage

05:44 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Just, you know, not have one of your heroines continuously solve her problems by eye-fluttering V:

05:44 <wobniaR> Cause every little thing from an episode is not gonna impress on kids

05:44 <CrassyPaddles> what rarity did, using her charm, there's nothign inherently wrong with that

05:44 <CrassyPaddles> use what you've got

05:44 <wobniaR> Speech increased to 100

05:44 <CrassyPaddles> it's what you use them for that matters

05:44 <KooK> Way to go Lenfant_Sauvage, you started a race war

05:44 <Lenfant_Sauvage> waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

05:45 <CrassyPaddles> after all "No pony minds a compliment"

05:45 <KooK> Watching Rick and Morty, the one with unity

05:45 <sassysadles> 30 and living in a smelly basement i have not taken a shower in days and i love a show for little girls have i done sumthing wrong with my life ?

05:45 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Well

05:45 <Lenfant_Sauvage> First things first

05:45 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Shower

05:45 <CrassyPaddles> if you're asking that question...

05:46 <sassysadles> my mom tells me to brush my teeth butt now i lost half of the

05:46 <Lenfant_Sauvage> I mean, I'll admit, the guy did say "I'll see what I can do" instead of "Yes I'll do everything you say", which is good

05:46 <sassysadles> them

05:46 <CrassyPaddles> yes

05:46 <Lenfant_Sauvage> o3o

05:46 <KooK> meth

05:47 <CrassyPaddles> and he screwed up in the first place

05:47 <sassysadles> wht

05:47 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Methademic is a great Black Sabbath song, a prime pick from "13"

05:47 <sassysadles> what your luky i can read

05:47 <Lenfant_Sauvage> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1ssExx_u_4

05:48 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

05:48 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Black Sabbath - "Methademic" (Best Version)

05:48 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Seriously

05:48 <Lenfant_Sauvage> If you were a Black Sabbath fan in the past, and you haven't listened to "13"... you're doing yourself a GREAT disservice

05:48 <sassysadles> i just...

05:48 <sassysadles> FARTED

05:48 <Lenfant_Sauvage> OK MAYBE NOT THAT VIDEO WTF

05:48 <Lenfant_Sauvage> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHAVledpfkg Here, this one

05:48 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

05:48 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Black Sabbath - 13 (Deluxe Edition) - Methademic

05:48 <sassysadles> HAHAHA

05:48 <sassysadles> WAIT

05:48 <sassysadles> ...

05:49 <Lenfant_Sauvage> It's still SFW, but whoever made the first video cut to some rather random picture

05:49 <sassysadles> fart

05:49 <Lenfant_Sauvage> k could u not pls

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05:50 <sassysadles> eww it smells well now i no why my mom calls me hairy

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05:50 <CrassyPaddles> like, if rarity used her charm to get the guy do something bad, that's not good. But she just did it to get him to do his job

05:50 <Lenfant_Sauvage> *shrug*

05:50 <Lenfant_Sauvage> I guess

05:50 <sassysadles> loo toot fart smell poo duty

05:50 <Moonlightning> AUGH spoilers

05:50 * Moonlightning reidles

05:50 *** Lenfant_Sauvage sets mode: +b *!ybobofglidb@*.ok.cox.net

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05:51 <KooK> Thank you...

05:51 <MDP> not the first time she uses her female charm tog et her way

05:51 * Thelema5 blinks

05:51 <Lenfant_Sauvage> She does use it in Secret of my Excess

05:51 <Lenfant_Sauvage> (I still maintain that it's my favorite episode of all time tho so don't get the wrong impression)

05:52 <Lenfant_Sauvage> And in that case Spike was already pretty enamored with Rarity, and she didn't go too nutso about it

05:54 <MDP> yeah

05:56 <KooK> yawnage

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06:00 <Thelema5> Kook, how does the cost of living in Iowa compare to the national average?

06:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Nightly Discussion #478 [ http://tinyurl.com/omt8yot ]

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06:00 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Knightly Discussion

06:01 <Thelema5> ...and how is the job and housing market?

06:04 <Thelema5> I only ask because my personal living arrangements have suddenly changed, and I am now looking to relocated

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06:05 <Thelema5> I'm considering North Carolina, Arkansas, and Iowa as potential landing sites

06:08 * Flash_Sentry licks Thelema5

06:08 * Flash_Sentry licks Thelema5 more.

06:09 <Thelema5> ...thanks

06:09 <Thelema5> :)

06:11 <Thelema5> I'm in a bit of a rough spot.  My partner of 23 years has decided that she prefers the company of other pones... and has asked me to exit our shared life

06:11 <Thelema5> Including our home, my job, and her family. So... I'm not sure where to go from here

06:12 <DivineDivide> Thelema5: When you're considering Arkansas as a potential new home, something has gone terribly, terribly wrong.

06:12 <Thelema5> Why?

06:13 <DivineDivide> You may as well move to North Dakota or Alberta.

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06:13 <Thelema5> I'm not sure what you mean by that.  Sorry!

06:14 <CocoPommel> I know someone who moved to North Dakota recently

06:14 <CocoPommel> And I'm sorry to hear that Thelema5

06:14 <Thelema5> Thanks... me too.  I'm completely lost

06:14 <CocoPommel> I can only imagine

06:15 * CocoPommel hugs

06:15 <Thelema5> So if anypony knows someplace where a pony can start a new life, I'm all ears

06:15 * Thelema5 hugs

06:17 <MDP> I moved to canada from new jersey when i was ten...

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06:17 <Thelema5> DivineDivide, what's wrong with Arkansas?

06:18 <Thelema5> Land is cheap, the cost of living is low, and the job market is growing

06:18 <Moonlightning> Arkansas? Isn't that one of The Southern States?

06:19 <Thelema5> Yes, but not deep south

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06:21 <Twilight`Sparkle> Wait, hang on.

06:22 <CocoPommel> I meant NC..

06:22 * CocoPommel shrugs... is sleepy

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06:28 <Thelema5> I've lived in NC before, it was fine.  Good food, cheap rent.  Perhaps I'll head down that way again

06:29 <sleepypommel> !Link https://youtu.be/hOZ97DFgf78

06:29 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

06:29 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Hawaii Five O Intro HQ

06:29 <sleepypommel> My dad just moved there last month

06:29 <Thelema5> Did he already have work lined up?

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06:31 <sleepypommel> Kind of.. But, background checks take two or three weeks there for some reason, so there was a delay. For him at least

06:31 <Thelema5> If memory serves, Charlotte and the surrounding areas were booming over the past decade.  Perhaps I'll lean that way

06:32 <Thelema5> But is he working now?  Because I can front a few months rent, but if there aren't any jobs I'll be screwed

06:33 <sleepypommel> Yeah he's working now

06:33 <Thelema5> Good news

06:34 <sleepypommel> He's a physical therapist, so he works for hospitals

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06:34 <Thelema5> Heck, I could go for some Bojangles Chicken :P

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06:34 * sleepypommel listens to Hawaii five O song and prepares dinner

06:34 <sleepypommel> Lol

06:34 <MDP> charlotte is nice, i went there for a brief  bit when i visited family in  nor carolin

06:34 <sleepypommel> I'm hungry staahp

06:34 <MDP> a*

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06:35 <Thelema5> It's a clean city, and everything is new

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06:36 <Thelema5> but heck, I've never lived alone... :(

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06:36 <Thelema5> sorry folks, I think I'm too sad to chat.  Maybe I'll be in later

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06:37 <MDP> hmm 3 watchers shy of 200 on my devart page. cool.

06:38 <mniip> anyone got a linky to E15?

06:38 <MDP> one second

06:38 <MDP> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVB9Toonrgc

06:38 <MDP> thar she be

06:38 <mniip> thanks

06:39 <mniip> eugh plebeian 720p

06:40 <MDP> haha yeah...

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06:57 <Rainbow> test

06:57 <Rainbow> anyone here?

06:58 <SkunkStripe> aye

06:58 <Rainbow> alright

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06:58 <StormDashNLR> !flip

06:58 * DerpyBot flies up in the air and does a backflip

06:58 * DerpyBot lands safely on her hooves

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06:59 <RainbowWing> test again

06:59 <StormDashNLR> it works RainbowWing

07:00 <RainbowWing> ok

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07:01 *** ChanServ sets mode: +o ConfusionRift

07:01 <ConfusionRift> Hello everypony.

07:01 <StormDashNLR> hi Rift how are you

07:02 <ConfusionRift> Even more tired than yesterday.

07:02 <StormDashNLR> get some sleep

07:02 <ConfusionRift> I just got from work.

07:02 <Tirek> Heyo.

07:02 <sleepypommel> Whenever I'm wondering if I lagged out or something I just perform a bot command

07:02 <ConfusionRift> Gonna do so in a few.

07:03 <sleepypommel> !hug

07:03 <DerpyBot> Hugtiem? :3

07:03 * DerpyBot wraps her front hooves around sleepypommel in a tight embrace

07:03 <sleepypommel> Easy peasy

07:03 <StormDashNLR> !plot

07:03 <DerpyBot> *wigglewiggle*

07:03 <Moonlightning> *wigglewiggle*

07:03 <StormDashNLR> *wigglewiggle*

07:03 <sleepypommel> Heh I always forget that one

07:03 <sleepypommel> Oh nooo. Sorry

07:04 <Moonlightning> `/chanserv ping` also works, as an out-of-channel alternative.

07:04 <Moonlightning> even though there's no such command here… xD

07:04 <RainbowWing> lol

07:04 <Moonlightning> The invalid-command message is proof that you're still connected :p

07:04 <mniip> Moonlightning, /ctcp NickServ ping

07:04 <sleepypommel> That sounds cold and sterile..

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07:05 <sleepypommel> !muffinkiss

07:05 * DerpyBot regurgitates a whole, fresh looking muffin and approaches sleepypommel, showing her most adorable kissing face

07:05 <mniip> oh... not on this network

07:05 <Moonlightning> mniip: ChanServ ponged me

07:05 <mniip> oh yes,

07:05 <mniip> /ctcp ChanServ ping

07:05 <Moonlightning> …NickServ did too

07:05 <mniip> ns didn't pong me

07:05 * RazorSharpFang pongs Moonlightning and mniip

07:05 <Moonlightning> Even OperServ did :p

07:05 * Moonlightning sends RazorSharpFang a RST.

07:06 <mniip> Moonlightning, what about MemoServ

07:06 <sleepypommel> King Kong plays ping pong...

07:06 <Moonlightning> yeah, MemoServ

07:06 <RazorSharpFang> Moonlightning: A recreational Skippers Ticket? Uhh, okay.

07:06 <Moonlightning> If OperServ did it, I would guess that /all/ of them do it

07:06 <mniip> BotServ, HostServ, GroupServ

07:06 <mniip> and the least useful service

07:06 <mniip> SaslServ

07:06 <Moonlightning> RazorSharpFang: ReSeT packet. Because you ponged me without me first having pinged you.

07:06 <Moonlightning> SaslServ!

07:06 <Moonlightning> No love for SaslServ.

07:06 <Moonlightning> It hasn't even sent me a /notice in /ages./ I don't remember the last time.

07:06 * sleepypommel blinks

07:07 <mniip> its only purpose is to send you notices

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07:11 * RazorSharpFang coughs

07:11 * Lenfant_Sauvage patpats RazorSharpFang.

07:11 <RazorSharpFang> I hate flus

07:11 <mniip> let's see how many more services can I find

07:12 <mniip> InfoServ, HelpServ, Global,

07:12 <mniip> and ALIS

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07:18 <Thelema5> Question: Do you like where you live?

07:19 <RazorSharpFang> I do, it's very nice, but the internet is awful.

07:19 <Lenfant_Sauvage> *shrug*

07:19 <RazorSharpFang> Hopefully that'll get better.

07:20 <Thelema5> I'm looking for a new place to move to, so your answers are important

07:20 <RazorSharpFang> Try Finland. Finwe can attest to that place.

07:21 <RazorSharpFang> Assuming you're okay with bitter cold winter.

07:21 <Thelema5> I'll need to focus in the USA for the time being, since visas take time.

07:21 <RazorSharpFang> I forget that visas are a thing.

07:21 <mniip> RazorSharpFang, around here it's very awful, but the internet is nice!

07:22 <RazorSharpFang> mniip: I suppose that makes up for a bit, eh? XD

07:22 <mniip> well, apart from occasional censorship /shrug

07:22 <Thelema5> Literally I have like 3 days to move somewhere... so if anyone has suggestions... I'de love to hear it

07:22 <RazorSharpFang> Arg, I hate censorship.

07:22 <Thelema5> Especially someplace with a low cost of living and jobs availablke

07:23 <mniip> Thelema5, I wonder what sequence of events led to such a rushed situation

07:23 <RazorSharpFang> Ah, my place has a high cost of living, so it's the opposite of what you need.

07:23 <Thelema5> Quite

07:23 <mniip> RazorSharpFang, care to compute an average, so that I can compare

07:23 <Thelema5> mniip, it's a personal relationship thing

07:24 <RazorSharpFang> mniip: Well, /my/ average is 4mbps. My country's average is much higher.

07:24 <mniip> RazorSharpFang, no I mean living costs

07:24 <RazorSharpFang> I wouldn't know where to begin on that.

07:25 <RazorSharpFang> Also, since our currency isn't doing very well, I don't know how that'd affect the results.

07:26 <Thelema5> To be blunt... I'm going to be homeless in 3 days.  I have no connection to my local area anymore, and will out of a job soon.  SOO... I'm looking for someplace where I can start over

07:26 <Thelema5> *be

07:26 <RazorSharpFang> Thelema5: That's quite the situation to be thrust into. I hope you find someplace.

07:26 <Thelema5> It is, yes

07:27 <mniip> RazorSharpFang, well around here you can rent a nice flat for $400-500 per mo

07:27 <mniip> not sure if that's a lot or not

07:27 <Thelema5> Depends on the local job market

07:29 * Thelema5 goes to look elsewhere

07:29 <sleepypommel> I've never heard of an apartment for that cheap. Also, being homeless is a situation best avoided at all costs

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07:30 <Thelema5> sleepypommel, I know.  I;ve been homless before, 21 years ago.  It's no way to live.

07:30 <sleepypommel> Yeah

07:30 <RazorSharpFang> mniip: Here, you can share shared housing for $AUD 200/wk

07:30 <Thelema5> So I'm trying really hard to avoid it again

07:31 <sleepypommel> Good

07:31 <sleepypommel> Might help if you get some rest so you can think clearly tomorrow, idk

07:32 <sleepypommel> I hope things work out for you

07:32 <Thelema5> I wish I could, but the clock is ticking.

07:32 <sleepypommel> I know what you mean

07:32 <Thelema5> Thanks, sleepypommel

07:32 <Thelema5> It means a lot

07:32 <sleepypommel> :)

07:32 <Thelema5> :P

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07:34 <mniip> Thelema5, I would help but my location is probably not anywhere close to yourse

07:34 <Pony|93869> my neither

07:34 <Thelema5> Thanks

07:35 <Thelema5> I'm just curious what the latest "boom town" might be

07:35 <mniip> Thelema5, would you like a few bits

07:36 <Thelema5> Thanks, but no thanks.

07:36 <Flash_Sentry> So, the Wonderbolts are bad at justice.

07:36 <mniip> Thelema5, I mean bitcoins

07:36 <Thelema5> I have some savings.... I just need a profitable place to live

07:36 <Flash_Sentry> They almost threw Rainbow out on exactly 0 actual evidence laffo

07:36 <sleepypommel> Wait, don't you have your name on any bills in the house? Legally, if you're paying any kind of rent they have to give you thirty days, I'm pretty sure. I know it's more of a personal matter, but still

07:37 * sleepypommel shrugs

07:38 <sleepypommel> Kicking someone out in 3 days is technically against the law, all I'm saying

07:38 <Twilight`Sparkle> Yeah, three days is ... uh ...

07:38 <Twilight`Sparkle> I'd fight that.

07:39 <Thelema5> sleepypommel, everything is in my name /and/ my partner's name.  She doesn't want me around anymore, so I will honor her wishes and leave.  It's not a legal matter, just a personal one.

07:39 <Twilight`Sparkle> Okay, but, you're disrespecting yourself here.

07:39 <Pony|93869> I have a house if you want

07:39 <sleepypommel> I understand

07:39 <Pony|93869> but it's kinda far away

07:39 <sleepypommel> That's what I figured

07:40 * Schism flops. "Darnit. I'm going to be dead throughout tomorrow. But at least right now, I have chicken and curry ramen."

07:40 <Twilight`Sparkle> If you do find a place to go in three days, all well and good, but "homeless in three days" isn't right by any interpretation.

07:42 <Thelema5> I love and respect my parnter. If she wants me gone in three days, I will find a way to accommodate that

07:42 <Twilight`Sparkle> And if you DON'T find a place to go in three days?

07:42 <Thelema5> ... Just more heartache

07:42 <Twilight`Sparkle> Her wishes shouldn't result in your being homeless.

07:42 <Lenfant_Sauvage> ^

07:42 <Pony|93869> Thelema5: yea

07:42 <Pony|93869> being homeless aint fun

07:43 <Pony|93869> at all

07:43 <Lenfant_Sauvage> This is the point where you need to start standing up for yourself, because this is wrong

07:43 <Twilight`Sparkle> Again, if you do find somewhere you like in three days, that's fine.

07:43 <Thelema5> it's a hard situation all around... I just want to find a reasonable accommodation

07:43 <Pony|93869> yea well

07:43 <Twilight`Sparkle> Okay. Three day deadline ISN'T reasonable.

07:44 <Pony|93869> there are homeless shelters

07:44 <Twilight`Sparkle> Man, screw that.

07:44 <Pony|93869> that you could use, at least where I live

07:44 <Twilight`Sparkle> No.

07:44 <Pony|93869> Twilight`Sparkle: well, better than being on street, no?

07:44 <Thelema5> We'll figure something out, I;m sure

07:44 <Twilight`Sparkle> My point is that "being on the street" shouldn't even be a consideration.

07:44 <Pony|93869> Well, obviously, leaving house in 3 days is bs

07:44 <Pony|93869> what Twilight`Sparkle said

07:44 <Schism> Thelema5, what?  I... I hope that everything works out, but seriously, what in the...

07:44 <Thelema5> She's not forcing me out at gunpoint or antyhing

07:45 <Schism> No, but if she's said, quite clearly, 'You're gone in 3 days', then she might as well be.

07:45 <Pony|93869> but still, if she doesn't care, she probably isn't deserving of the amount of respect you give her

07:45 <Twilight`Sparkle> Three days isn't a reasonable deadline.

07:45 <Thelema5> it's... a mutual disagreement, yes she said 3 days, but we still care about each other so it's flexable I'm sure

07:46 <Pony|93869> yea right

07:46 <Twilight`Sparkle> Let me put it this way.

07:46 <Twilight`Sparkle> If she sticks to her guns on the three days thing?

07:46 <Twilight`Sparkle> She's an asshole.

07:46 <Pony|93869> LANGUAGE

07:46 <ConfusionRift> Ahem...

07:46 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Hush

07:46 * Twilight`Sparkle baps Pony|93869

07:46 <Schism> Thelema5, this is going to sound absolutely hurtful, but I will stick by it.

07:47 <Schism> When you say, 'We still care about each other, so it's flexible, I'm sure', you sound rather akin to an abused spouse.

07:47 <Lenfant_Sauvage> I have to agree.

07:47 <Thelema5> Well, that's true.  But honestly, it was less of a mandate and more of a "hopefull solution"

07:47 <Twilight`Sparkle> Well, again, that's my assessment if she sticks to it.

07:47 <Thelema5> Schism, I know.

07:48 <Thelema5> You're not incorrect

07:48 <Pony|93869> I agree too :3

07:48 <Pony|93869> I understand that you share the flat and she tries to kick you out of it

07:48 <Pony|93869> and it's not even fully hers?

07:48 <Twilight`Sparkle> I'm gonna say house.

07:48 <Thelema5> Nah, we both own it

07:48 <Twilight`Sparkle> See, yeah...

07:48 <Pony|93869> yea, see, this is a nogo

07:49 <Twilight`Sparkle> You've got to have time to extricate yourself from the house in legal matters, too.

07:49 <Pony|93869> e-yup

07:49 <Twilight`Sparkle> If she's wanting you out, she should be buying you out.

07:49 <Schism> I concur.  With a partnership in such a dwelling, there is no reason for you to be kicked to the curb.

07:49 <Pony|93869> yea well I don't know the background behind the tassle tho

07:49 <Twilight`Sparkle> And honestly I would SERIOUSLY recommend you get something along those lines.

07:50 <Pony|93869> why did she want you to move out in the first place?

07:50 <Thelema5> It just a matter of comfort.  She doesn't want to have to deal with me, and I don't want to have to put up with her

07:50 * Twilight`Sparkle pokes Pony|93869

07:50 <Twilight`Sparkle> Don't dig too deep, here.

07:50 <Pony|93869> Twilight`Sparkle: well I know it's none of my business, but like... it can change everything

07:50 <Flash_Sentry> So I got a soundblaster 2.0 in my 31 year old IBM now, o3o.

07:50 <Flash_Sentry> I'm having fun.

07:51 <Twilight`Sparkle> Any rate, Thel, I've said my piece.

07:51 <Schism> Thelema5: A bad breakup is one thing.  I'll readily accept that.  But the simple fact of the matter is that if you feel forced to drop out of your home in 3 days, no, that is wrong, wrong, wrong.

07:53 <Pony|93869> Twilight`Sparkle: it could be that he is an alcoholic, it could be that he snores, those are completely different reasons with different solutions

07:53 <Twilight`Sparkle> ...

07:53 <Schism> That is not a timely eviction, that is a punch in the face and a kick in the tailbone.

07:53 <ConfusionRift> Guys.

07:53 <Thelema5> Honestly, ya'll may be getting the wrong message here.  We've been together a LONG time.  Through a lot.  Through homelessness, and night-jobs.  Through raising a child, and through abortion.  Through relocations, and through long-hours.  Through months of missing each other, and through months of avoiding one another... mostly though 23 years of daily life

07:53 * Twilight`Sparkle gnaws on Pony|93869's head.

07:53 * Schism sighs, and takes a deep breath. "Sorry, ConfusionRift."

07:53 <ConfusionRift> Aren't you starting to feel like you're prodding on something that's rather personal?

07:53 <Thelema5> in the end, we're both just tired

07:54 <Twilight`Sparkle> As I said, I've said my piece.

07:54 <Thelema5> really, really tired

07:54 <Schism> Thelema5: If you believe that it's going to be a temporary matter, if you think that one of you needs must find time away from the other, go with it.  Take a week or two, if you have the funding and the capability.

07:54 <Pony|93869> yea, but only if you have place to stay

07:55 <Pony|93869> I've been forced out of my house before, and it's not fun

07:55 <Thelema5> so thank you.  But if anyone has suggestions of a good place to move and start over, I'm happy to hear it

07:55 <Pony|93869> ...

07:55 <Schism> You're floating around Buffalo... you could always take a breather up here in Canadia.

07:56 <Twilight`Sparkle> Interestingly there is a small room for rent in my house but I'm not sure Detroit is the best place for a start over.

07:56 <Twilight`Sparkle> Plus it'd have to be cleared through my parents.

07:56 <Schism> We have some pretty interesting lakes.

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07:56 <Thelema5> I have my passport, it's not out of the question Schism

07:56 <Pony|93869> I will have a house ready for rent in central europe soon

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07:56 <Twilight`Sparkle> Isn't Canada a little... difficult in terms of finding work, though?

07:57 <Thelema5> Twilight`Sparkle, thanks, but I've heard that jobs are pretty scarce in Detroit too?

07:57 <Schism> Depends where you are.  Although the job market is fairly crowded right now, there are plenty of jobs available, and in Southern Ontario, the 'bilingual' requirement to which Cepheid referred is not quite as significant.

07:57 <Twilight`Sparkle> Yep.

07:57 <Twilight`Sparkle> Schism: I meant more about the sheer difficulty of getting a work visa if you're not a citizen.

07:58 <Twilight`Sparkle> As far as Detroit area goes, it DOES depend on what your skill-set is.

07:58 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Hi, just woke up to some foggy ass weather

07:58 <Pony|93869> this being said, you shouldn't even be considering that

07:58 <Pony|93869> Thelema5: I am hen btw :3 :3 I'll change my nick soon

07:59 <Schism> Twilight`Sparkle, fair enough.  Being a Canadian citizen, I did have an easier time of things.  Immigration Canada is not particularly difficult to work with, but can be mildly problematic.

07:59 <Schism> As Thelema5 says, finding a job in today's market is generally difficult.

07:59 <Thelema5> Pony|93869, I know

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08:00 <Pony|93869> Thelema5: well, I have been thrown out of my house, or I had to move out. It sucks, don't do it.

08:00 <Schism> And that's the case be it Detroit, Windsor, London, Kitchener, et cetera.

08:00 <Pony|93869> I had to as it was a matter of survival.  But it sucks.

08:00 <Twilight`Sparkle> Yep.

08:00 <Schism> Niagara, too, no doubt.

08:00 <Thelema5> Been there, Pony|93869.  I was homeless as 18 because of it.

08:00 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> London, WWOO

08:01 <Thelema5> *at

08:01 <Schism> London, Ontario, SkippeZ.

08:01 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> I havejt been to ontario

08:01 <Pony|93869> Thelema5: oh. So as you know, it ain't fun. Luckily I had a place to stay (with my grandma and mum in 1+1 house in one bed :D)

08:02 <Pony|93869> And I returned about 3 years later

08:02 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> I was iust saying london coz its my country capital

08:02 <Schism> The London, Ontario over here isn't quite comparable to the one over there.

08:02 <Schism> (Yes, there's totally a London, Ontario in the UK, shut up.)

08:02 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Ooo, i can talk about this eisode, can't i?

08:03 <Schism> The spoiler ban has expired, and talking about the episode (and its lack of Phoenix Wright references) is now open.

08:03 <Thelema5> Pony|93869, my "parents" kicked me out at 18 for "knocking up that whore" who later became my parter of 23 years...  I was homeless when our daughter was born, and was living in a barn

08:03 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Although its three time pokemon reference

08:03 <Thelema5> It's a hard life

08:04 <Thelema5> and it forces one to work really, really hard to attain more

08:04 <Pony|93869> Thelema5: I had to leave cuz of my dad with my mum, but since my dad has died recently, I don't wanna say bad stuff about him

08:04 <Schism> Thelema5: I apologize, and retract my former statement.  I do honestly think that all couples occasionally need a break from one another, and I hope that this is merely a temporary rest and stay.

08:05 <Thelema5> Pony|93869, sorry to hear that.  Hugs!

08:05 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Did anyone else hear a part of tye Pokémon ... Gym... Theme?

08:05 <Pony|93869> Thelema5: it's okay.

08:05 <Thelema5> Schism, thank you, and I hope so too

08:06 <Pony|93869> Thelema5: it's just I don't wanna go into details, cuz it would make him sound like a bad guy, but it wasn't his fault, he was just mentally ill

08:06 <Thelema5> I totally, completely understand

08:06 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Schism if someone told me to do that i wouldnt be aboe to XD

08:06 <Schism> The 'three days' statement sounds, in context, much more like 'pack for an extended vacation within the next 3 days', and less like a complete break.  I do hope this is the case, too.

08:07 <Thelema5> me too.  I just dont want to be alone

08:07 <Thelema5> i don't have any friends except for everypony here. For real, I don't know anyone offline

08:08 <Schism> From what you've let us know, it sounds like you just need a mutual vacation from one another.  Unwind your springs, unpack your craziness, et cetera.

08:08 <Thelema5> Yeah

08:08 <Schism> And of course you know that we're all crazy here.

08:08 <Thelema5> :p

08:08 <Pony|93869> I am kinda loco tbh

08:08 <Schism> I'm mad, you're mad, we're all mad.

08:08 <Thelema5> Said the Cheshire Cat

08:09 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> And then there s me and Lunatichell XD

08:09 <Pony|93869> what sucks is I can't take hallucinogenic drugs

08:09 <Schism> "But how do you know I'm mad?" "Why, if you weren't mad, you wouldn't have come here!"

08:09 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> ... Um

08:09 <ConfusionRift> Excuse me?

08:09 <Twilight`Sparkle> Commander Sir Samuel Vimes of the watch once arrested two armies on the charge of attempted murder.

08:10 <Schism> Sounds like an open-and-shut case to me.

08:10 <Twilight`Sparkle> Pretty much.

08:10 * Twilight`Sparkle baps Pony|93869 on the head again.

08:10 <Pony|93869> Twilight`Sparkle: w-what did I do? :X

08:10 <Schism> ANYWAY, I have to be up in 4 hours, and so I'm going to collapse and hallucinate about manic pixels and strange felines until the TARDIS goes off and I have to trudge into the wonderful land of technical support once more.

08:10 <Thelema5> I just know it's easy for people here to think of one another as two-dimentional fictions, rather than other human beings sitting at keyboards looking a screens

08:10 <Thelema5> Get some sleep!

08:10 <Schism> Very serious about the TARDIS going off, too.  I have its noise as my alarm clock.

08:11 <Pony|93869> xD

08:11 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> K den, Twilight`Sparkle

08:11 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Oops

08:11 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> I seemed to not have scrolled down (stoopid client)

08:11 <Thelema5> Good night, Schism.  Thanks for lsitening to me whine

08:12 <Twilight`Sparkle> Whining? That wasn't whining.

08:13 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Can i point out something about the episode

08:13 <Schism> That's not whining.  Whining is when your alarm clock doesn't go off and you don't have time for coffee before you head to work.

08:13 <Twilight`Sparkle> spoiler ban's lifted on it, knock yourself out.

08:13 <Schism> What you have, right there, is a genuine concern and grievance.

08:13 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Where did the shears come from?

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08:14 * Thelema5 brave smile

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08:14 <Schism> Whining is when your XBox One doesn't have a proper NAT type, so you can't play Destiny with your friends and your life is so very hard.  What you have is more like when you've lopped your thumb off with the garden shears, and you need to get it to the hospital to reattach the bloody thing.

08:14 <Pony|93869> yea

08:14 <Pony|93869> but Thelema5, just

08:15 <Pony|93869> Idunno. I don't know what's between you two. But leaving in 3 days is silly.

08:15 <Pony|93869> especially without place to stay.

08:15 <ConfusionRift> Again, let's not try to pry.

08:15 <Pony|93869> fry :3

08:15 <Twilight`Sparkle> Well, if you pry, I WILL FRY ... you. So.

08:15 <Twilight`Sparkle> :D

08:16 <Pony|93869> oh my!

08:16 <Schism> Yeah, pry too hard and Fast Eddie will knock you out and dump you behind the bar.

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08:16 <Twilight`Sparkle> ...Fast Eddie?

08:16 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> ... Ok the lojg para wipl make me restate my question, where did the shears that rarity mentioned come from?

08:16 <Schism> Twilight`Sparkle, I'm guessing you've never read Callahan's Crosstime Saloon.

08:16 <Twilight`Sparkle> ...the what?

08:16 <Twilight`Sparkle> I have not.

08:16 <Schism> Do so.  Great scifi/feelgood stories.

08:16 <ConfusionRift> RD's mane remaining showed that her mane got cut with something.

08:17 <Twilight`Sparkle> the lojg para wipl?

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08:17 <Twilight`Sparkle> HUNGARY HAS JOINED THE HUDDLE.

08:17 <ConfusionRift> Shears would make sense, especially since they're ponies. Surely scissors would be problematic to use.

08:17 <Twilight`Sparkle> Well.

08:17 <Twilight`Sparkle> For non-unicorns, that is.

08:18 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> I know but tgey never explained tge shears

08:18 <ConfusionRift> I just did.

08:18 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> They just came out and thats it

08:19 <ConfusionRift> The cut was too perfect for it to be a machine. They couldn't had fallen off, since they're too even.

08:19 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Plus... I didnt lioe tye ending that much but ech, not everybody has the same opinion

08:19 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Or it could

08:19 <Lenfant_Sauvage> you know

08:19 <rela> i want to say hello

08:19 <Lenfant_Sauvage> just be a pair of shears Windrider had lying around

08:19 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Hi Rela

08:19 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Scissors aren't ancient priceless treasures

08:19 * Lenfant_Sauvage noms on rela

08:19 <Pony|93869> rela: to the white, to the black, to the purple and yellow?

08:19 <ConfusionRift> Oh that. I dunno. It makes sense. The origins of the shears is not important.

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08:20 <rela> Pony|93869: it was a general hello :)

08:20 <Lenfant_Sauvage> What was your issue with the ending? A lot happened in the ending

08:20 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Well, i would say it was

08:20 <SugarWing> hello

08:20 <Pony|93869> I'm saying hip, hop the hippy to the hippy to the sumtin

08:20 * Lenfant_Sauvage waves at SugarWing.

08:20 * SugarWing waves back

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08:20 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Lenfant_Sauvage it just  kinda stopped , i would say it had a bit of an anti climax

08:21 <ConfusionRift> There's so much one can do with 22 minutes per episode. Sheesh.

08:21 <SugarWing> i need help from someone who made esseys

08:21 <Pony|93869> I made esses

08:21 <Lenfant_Sauvage> I felt it closed its story threads pretty well, though it did kind of rush it

08:22 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> I need to go shower anyway

08:22 <SugarWing> i have to make one about me and i dont know how to start

08:22 <SugarWing> :S

08:22 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Essen's

08:23 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Anyway, shower brb

08:23 <SugarWing> brb mee too

08:24 <ConfusionRift> Everypony shower! Yaaay!

08:27 <sleepypommel> Why is fantasy island remembered fondly? It's terrible!!

08:28 <sleepypommel> !lullaby

08:28 * DerpyBot carries sleepypommel off to bed

08:28 * DerpyBot tucks sleepypommel in and hums a lullaby

08:28 * SugarWing back

08:28 <sleepypommel> :<

08:28 <Twilight`Sparkle> What is fantasy island?

08:28 <SugarWing> wait its night time there?

08:28 <sleepypommel> A tv show from the seventies

08:28 * RazorSharpFang makes a mixture of green tea, lemon juice and honey

08:29 <sleepypommel> Oh, I see... It's that time of day now. Hello

08:29 * sleepypommel blinks sleepily

08:29 <sleepypommel> :>

08:30 <sleepypommel> **Starring Ricardo Montalban

08:30 * SugarWing dont want to make her esseys

08:31 <sleepypommel> Ohhh, essays. That was confusing me. It has to be about yourself?

08:31 <SkyHigh> !s5

08:31 <DerpyBot> The next episode airs in 6d:07h:58m:11s

08:31 * sleepypommel tries not to look confused

08:32 <SugarWing> yeah.but i dont know to start

08:32 <sleepypommel> Oh

08:32 <SugarWing> i dont want to make it looking like im big headed

08:32 <sleepypommel> Yeah, that's the hard part I guess, getting started.

08:33 <RazorSharpFang> Do you think Equestria has anything akin to Cigarettes?

08:33 <ConfusionRift> sleepypommel: Even things that were terrible are referred to often because many know of them.

08:33 <SugarWing> because after i somehow make the part where i talk about that im for example caring then it would be much easier

08:33 <ConfusionRift> Probably. If not, cigars.

08:33 <sleepypommel> But I specifically said 'remembered fondly'

08:34 <sleepypommel> Like, in a positive light

08:34 * sleepypommel shrugs

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08:34 <Twilight`Sparkle> Well.

08:34 <SugarWing> and it has to be 250-300 headwords!!!

08:34 <Twilight`Sparkle> Pinkie sported a bubble pipe in Mmmystery.

08:34 <sleepypommel> Nice

08:35 <Twilight`Sparkle> Which implies a tobacco culture of SOME SORT.

08:35 <sleepypommel> Good point

08:35 <RazorSharpFang> headwords?

08:35 * sleepypommel scoots next to Twilight`Sparkle and curls up. :3

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08:36 * Lenfant_Sauvage joins on the other side. Flops and naps. -3- z z z

08:36 * sleepypommel looks at Twilight adoringly then lays head down for snoozes

08:37 <RazorSharpFang> Nothing irks me more than people not eating chocolate because "it contains sugar" then drinking multiple cans of coke.

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08:37 <RazorSharpFang> Your reasoning and logic should be consistent.

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08:38 * ConfusionRift shrugs.

08:38 <Cherry_Hazel> Ayyy

08:38 <ConfusionRift> "I'm on a diet." (drinks diet coke, and eats a whole cake)

08:39 <RazorSharpFang> *drinks diet coke* *eats multiple big macs*

08:39 <Twilight`Sparkle> Yeah.

08:39 <Twilight`Sparkle> Like the heart attack burgers with the diet coke beside them.

08:39 <Cherry_Hazel> Cool. i'm on that one diet where you eat everything and pray for a miracle.

08:39 <CrassyPaddles> SkippeZ_ShadoW makes a good point, the mystery seems a bit buggy

08:39 <RazorSharpFang> Cherry_Hazel: I'm on that diet too, except I'm praying that I'll GAIN weight.

08:39 <ConfusionRift> Ahem...

08:40 <Twilight`Sparkle> Though to be fair a number of people who drink diet sodas do so because they switched when they were on an actual diet...

08:40 <Cherry_Hazel> lol

08:40 <CrassyPaddles> how did this crime play out?

08:40 <Twilight`Sparkle> and then grew accustomed to the taste.

08:40 <RazorSharpFang> Because my thyroid is being stupid at the moment.

08:40 <Cherry_Hazel> finally my radio station is working.

08:41 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> CrassyPaddles hi

08:42 <CrassyPaddles> so how did Windrider get RD's hair?

08:42 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> The unexplained shears

08:42 <CrassyPaddles> he didn't have any shears at the the party, and didn't have the chance to cut any of her hair

08:42 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Ikr!?

08:42 <Twilight`Sparkle> "Nobby Nobbs: Disqualified from the human race for shoving."

08:42 <Twilight`Sparkle> Fellas.

08:43 <Twilight`Sparkle> Remember the MST3K mantra.

08:43 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Unless he snuck into rd's room and cyt her hair when he also snuck into Spitfire's

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08:43 <Twilight`Sparkle> "It's just a show. I should really just relax."

08:43 <CrassyPaddles> gotta be that

08:43 <CrassyPaddles> this is fun, we are relaxed

08:43 <SugarWing> sorry my mom sits before the comouter

08:43 <ConfusionRift> Exactly. It's just a show.

08:44 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> But raritu loves attention to detail, as do i, amd i dont think that would be missed

08:44 <SugarWing> the headwords are words not including ,,a" and ,,the"

08:44 <CrassyPaddles> the curtain's undone by the time RD and Spit go to bed, is he already hiding then?

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08:46 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Probs

08:46 <SugarWing> im stuck.i hate writing about myself

08:46 <CrassyPaddles> we know he distracted the guards with cake, but how

08:46 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> But they both were asleep

08:46 <CrassyPaddles> if he wore his disguise, wouldn't the guards had said something?

08:46 <ConfusionRift> It's just a shooow.

08:46 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> He gave it to them, and tuey had a break

08:46 <Midnight_Lilly> https://i.imgur.com/IJnwTvd.jpg

08:47 * Twilight`Sparkle puts on a terror mask.

08:47 <CrassyPaddles> to rarity when they were questioned?

08:47 <Midnight_Lilly> Your talking about episode?

08:47 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Plus he probably didnt yave his disguise in front of tye guards

08:47 <SugarWing> its soo good that someone cutting grass in the neighbours

08:47 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Yes

08:47 <CrassyPaddles> wouldn't they have said "somepony in a hat and trenchcoat gave it to us"?

08:47 * ConfusionRift sighs.

08:47 * Midnight_Lilly flees the chat room!

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08:47 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> They didn't actually say who it was

08:47 <CrassyPaddles> if he was just windrider, wouldn't the guards say "windrider gave us the cake"?

08:47 * Twilight`Sparkle bothers ConfusionRift with noh masks.

08:48 <SugarWing> because he was still wearing the scarf wich hide him

08:48 <CrassyPaddles> but the guards gave no visual description of who left the cake. They just say "somepony" did

08:49 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Cmon, mods? Dahell we just wanna specualte, i know its a show but i don't... Exactly care, i wanna just talk about it

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08:49 <SugarWing> brb until im done with the firt part of my essey

08:49 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> To be honest

08:49 <ConfusionRift> Go ahead then.

08:49 <Twilight`Sparkle> You notice we're not ordering you to stop!

08:49 <Twilight`Sparkle> We're just calling you silly.

08:49 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Heh, but you...

08:49 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Ohkay?

08:49 * Twilight`Sparkle puts the silly hat on SkippeZ_ShadoW.

08:50 * SkippeZ_ShadoW removes it with the most -_-

08:50 * sleepypommel blinks

08:50 * Valiant boops sleepypommel

08:50 <Valiant> go back to bread

08:50 <sleepypommel> I love mst3k

08:50 <CrassyPaddles> I don't see how Windrider got access to the hallway

08:50 <Valiant> mst3k is great

08:50 <Valiant> he slipped in through a plot hole

08:50 * sleepypommel noms bed

08:50 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Because the guards took a break

08:50 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> But...

08:51 <Twilight`Sparkle> He used the ancient art of walljumping.

08:51 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Do the guards even know who Windrider /is/?

08:51 <Twilight`Sparkle> As demonstrated by Pinkie in that story with the cake twins.

08:51 <ConfusionRift> I'm just tossing my two cents on the matter. It makes no sense to heavily question an episode of a fictional show with realistic logic.

08:51 <Lenfant_Sauvage> This event took place in Canterlot.

08:51 <CrassyPaddles> like, he pops up in his disguise and gave them cake?

08:51 <Twilight`Sparkle> Hey, I don't even know who he is!

08:51 <Twilight`Sparkle> :D

08:52 <Lenfant_Sauvage> They see an older pegasus with a scarf and hat, they're not going to INSTANTLY say "Oh, it was Windrider, duh"

08:52 <CrassyPaddles> ConfusionRift, the show operates off a logic

08:52 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Alot of the people would've been alseep anyway

08:52 <CrassyPaddles> it's a mystery episode, so it's got to square away with the mystery logic

08:52 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> But if ue didnt have his disguise on at that time

08:52 <RazorSharpFang> Bluuuh

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08:53 <ConfusionRift> For example, a guard shouldn't be allowed to take breaks on crucial points, or would be timed. NOT to their own accord. Wind Rider's voice is too deep to imitate RD's voice. There would be a difference. He could had cleaned scarf or changed it during the period of the incident. And I can continue on.

08:53 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Then either Rarity was asking the wrong questions, you heard wrong and he had the disguise on, or they simply didn't recognize Windrider AS someone of concern.

08:53 <CrassyPaddles> and there's clearly things that, if they were to happen, we'd be criticizing it for

08:53 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Mystery logic: everybody stoopid XD

08:54 <Lenfant_Sauvage> ConfusionRift, you've never worked a night shift job, have you?

08:54 <ConfusionRift> ...

08:54 <Twilight`Sparkle> And occasionally the guards are just people.

08:54 * ConfusionRift stares at Lenfant_Sauvage in the eyes.

08:54 <Lenfant_Sauvage> THis is a serious question

08:54 <Twilight`Sparkle> Who might not be ALLOWED ... but do it anyway!

08:54 <Twilight`Sparkle> Reference Fred Colon and Nobby Nobbs.

08:54 <ConfusionRift> Five months of overnigth at Walmart. Stocker, then maintenance.

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08:55 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Granted, but I bet Walmart wouldn't let you slip up once before they nuked you from orbit

08:55 <CrassyPaddles> the guards aren't allowed to take breaks, which is why Rarity had to sweet talk them into admitting so

08:56 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Maybe lightning yave the cake earlier and there fore they just ate it while they thought there was no activity

08:56 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Many other jobs - including my own - are more lax about that stuff

08:56 <Twilight`Sparkle> I'm suddenly reminded of the scene in Titan A.E.

08:56 <Lenfant_Sauvage> When the cat's away, and so on and so forth

08:56 <Twilight`Sparkle> The one where some of the protagonists are trying to con their way into a place...

08:56 <ConfusionRift> Ooooh, sir. You're incorrect. They're bipolar on the matter. It all depends in management, which sucks on all counts.

08:56 <Twilight`Sparkle> and the door guard is actually smart and sees through their ruse IMMEDIATELY.

08:57 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> ?

08:57 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Oh

08:57 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Different thing

08:57 <Twilight`Sparkle> It's notable because it subverts the expectation.

08:57 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Alright. Then you'll understand my arugment when I say that night shift guards will, on occasion, go off to do whatever the heck they want.

08:57 <ConfusionRift> Twilight`Sparkle: Then the super aggressive approach worked. :P

08:57 <CrassyPaddles> He could have adopted a falsetto, which would have approximated RD's voice more, and by changing the scarf, he would have drawn attention to himself

08:57 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Nobody has said whetger they heard the pokemon or nah

08:57 <Twilight`Sparkle> Yep. But narratively, the door guard being easily fooled is a fairly common thing, enough so that it's come to be the expected thing.

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08:58 <ConfusionRift> Lenfant_Sauvage: There are no night shift guards here. Just a cop on occasions.

08:58 <Twilight`Sparkle> ...what the crap is my client doing.

08:58 <Lenfant_Sauvage> uh

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08:58 <Lenfant_Sauvage> wrong guards, wrong reality

08:58 <Lenfant_Sauvage> I'm talking about this episode again.

08:58 <ConfusionRift> There's a reason why we're doing so terrible in terms of security and theft control.

08:58 <ConfusionRift> Oh, right.

08:58 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Gee.

08:59 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> In the parts with training in the early minutes, the start bits of songs for transitions was playing a bit from i think it was a pokemon gym theme

08:59 <ConfusionRift> Still, surely they have regulations and procedures to follow.

08:59 <Twilight`Sparkle> Seriously, my client just appended a message I sent to the end of a message from SkippeZ_ShadoW.

08:59 <CrassyPaddles> Lenfant_Sauvage, so WR snuck in when these guards were off on their random breaks?

08:59 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> ?

08:59 <Lenfant_Sauvage> On their very convient cake-break.

08:59 <Lenfant_Sauvage> convenient, I can spell wurds

08:59 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Appended?

08:59 <CrassyPaddles> yeah, but who gave them the cake?

08:59 <Lenfant_Sauvage> I DID

08:59 <Twilight`Sparkle> The cake fairy

08:59 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Hold on

09:00 <CrassyPaddles> Either WR personally gave it to them, or he planted it

09:00 <ConfusionRift> What they would do is take a break one at a time, too keep the gate guarded, not all of them. Otherwise, this sort of thing happens.

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09:00 <Twilight`Sparkle> [03:57.58] <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Nobody has said whetger they heard the

09:00 <Twilight`Sparkle> easily fooled is a fairly common thing, enough so that it's come to be the

09:00 <Twilight`Sparkle> expected thing.

09:00 <Lenfant_Sauvage> welp, *sad trombone music*

09:00 <Twilight`Sparkle> This is what I see on my side of things...

09:00 <CrassyPaddles> I suppose he could have gotten somebody ELSE to give them the cake

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09:00 <Twilight`Sparkle> and that wasn't supposed to break up into different lines like that, what the heck.

09:00 <Lenfant_Sauvage> oh gawd, I set the timestamp to halfway through the episode and immediately it cut to couch!Rarity

09:00 <Lenfant_Sauvage> dat face tho

09:01 * Twilight`Sparkle eyes Lenfant_Sauvage.

09:01 * Ali lays on Lenfant_Sauvage

09:01 <Lenfant_Sauvage> dat trumpet tho

09:01 <CrassyPaddles> dat rarity

09:01 * Twilight`Sparkle staaaaaaaaaaares.

09:01 <ConfusionRift> No matter what anyone says, a pony behind curtains is noticeable.

09:02 <CrassyPaddles> also, dat RD STARE

09:02 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> CrassyPaddles lw gave it to them, maybe earlier in tye night when he just greeted celestia or something for the guards to gave into temtation later

09:02 <Lenfant_Sauvage> <_<

09:02 <Twilight`Sparkle> Unless it's me.

09:02 <Lenfant_Sauvage> O_O

09:02 <CrassyPaddles> hmmm...

09:02 <Twilight`Sparkle> When I'm invisible.

09:02 <ConfusionRift> My point is, there are waaaay too many gaps to everything. They just wanted to make a fun episode, that's all.

09:02 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> And to seem less suspicious

09:02 <Lenfant_Sauvage> OK, so, cake scene

09:03 <CrassyPaddles> the gaps you propose aren't really gaps

09:03 <Cherry_Hazel> http://mindful.caster.fm

09:03 <Cherry_Hazel> please go there my friends

09:03 <Lenfant_Sauvage> "They were at their post to the entrance hallway all night!... except for a small window of time when somepony brought them cake! A cake that was ordered by a girl pony with a raspy voice!"

09:03 <CrassyPaddles> Lenfant_Sauvage, the line is "Somepony left us a cake"

09:03 <Ali> The cake is a lie

09:03 <Lenfant_Sauvage> "Whoever ordered the cake got a chocolate stain on their ivory scarf"

09:03 <CrassyPaddles> 13:10

09:04 <CrassyPaddles> "when somepony was nice enough to leave a cake for us"

09:04 <CrassyPaddles> sounds like it was planted and they didn't see who left it there

09:04 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Also, note to celestia, ponies can't tell the difference between male and female voices

09:04 <CrassyPaddles> Ali, that is quite apt

09:04 <Cherry_Hazel> http://mindful.caster.fm come on, someone has to listen to my radio C:

09:05 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Yeah, in retrospect... why would Windrider have gone up to the guards and gone "Here, have cake!"

09:05 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Obviously he did plant it there

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09:06 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> I might not be on for a little and'll probably disconnect twice

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09:06 <CrassyPaddles> And if the guards had been given a cake by a pony, and hadn't simply found the cake, they would have described the pony more than just "somepony"

09:06 <SmallskippeZ> Like that

09:06 <Lenfant_Sauvage> o3o

09:06 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Mystery solved

09:06 <CrassyPaddles> not yet

09:06 <SmallskippeZ> Huh?

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09:06 * Lenfant_Sauvage retitles the episode "Lenfant Investigates", takes all credit.

09:06 <SmallskippeZ> 😀😀😀

09:06 <CrassyPaddles> if he planted the cake and waited for the guards to leave

09:06 <CrassyPaddles> why the curtains?

09:07 <CrassyPaddles> what's up with that? Rarity makes it sound like he hid in the curtains

09:07 <SmallskippeZ> But why would he need to?

09:08 <CrassyPaddles> just go in, cut hair, drop letter, leave, and laugh at your evil genius

09:08 <SmallskippeZ> Ikr?

09:08 <SmallskippeZ> Unless there was a patrol or something

09:08 <Lenfant_Sauvage> oh ya

09:08 <SmallskippeZ> Ech

09:09 <Lenfant_Sauvage> "Element of Generosity", hogs the umbrella for herself

09:09 <Lenfant_Sauvage> get rekt rainbow

09:09 <SmallskippeZ> XD

09:09 <CrassyPaddles> lol

09:09 <CrassyPaddles> 6:27

09:09 <CrassyPaddles> the curtain's already undone

09:09 <SmallskippeZ> Element of generosity, doesnt make an outfit for rainbow

09:09 <SmallskippeZ> Get r3kt m9

09:09 <Cherry_Hazel> lol

09:09 <CrassyPaddles> was WR already hiding behind them before RD and Spit went to bed?

09:10 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Pretty sure

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09:10 <SmallskippeZ> Maybe

09:10 <Lenfant_Sauvage> So that he could wait until the earliest moment that they were asleep before coming in and snipping off RD's mane

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09:10 <Cherry_Hazel> prob nt

09:10 <Cherry_Hazel> *prob not

09:10 <CrassyPaddles> 17:31

09:10 <CrassyPaddles> the guard brings in the cake from INSIDE the hallway

09:11 <Skippez_Shadow> But the guards were eating cake at midnight

09:11 <Cherry_Hazel> in the epsiode it said a pony gave the guards cake sometime after they went to bed.

09:11 <Skippez_Shadow> At tge time tyat both were asleep

09:11 *** Parts: ConfusionRift|MC (ConfusionRi@Pony-3bj9k8.res.rr.com) ("And then, that happened.")

09:12 <CrassyPaddles> the guards said that they saw no one in that hallway the entire night, so it wasn't like somebody went inside the hallway to hand a cake to a guard

09:12 <Skippez_Shadow> So that made no sense wwhy hed need to go in the curtain even if spitfire was awake as he could just slip it under the door

09:12 * Cherry_Hazel facepalms

09:12 <Cherry_Hazel> the guards wold have saw

09:12 <Skippez_Shadow> He came in the entrance earlier to give them cake, they ate it later, he goes in

09:13 <Skippez_Shadow> Maybe, because he'd seem less conspicuous

09:13 <CrassyPaddles> but during the interrogation, the guards say that they saw no one enter or leave the hall

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09:13 <SmallskippeZ> Ech

09:14 <Cherry_Hazel> truly amazing song :) http://mindful.caster.fm

09:14 <Lenfant_Sauvage> btw

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09:14 <Lenfant_Sauvage> "I thought if I could get Rainbow Dash kicked out of the Wonderbolts forever..."

09:14 <Ali> I would've got away with it too, if it weren't for that meddling mare!

09:14 <CrassyPaddles> that third guard brought the other two cake from inside the hallway

09:14 <Lenfant_Sauvage> For a transgression such as "She planted a letter," I imagine "He framed a reserve and sent away a participant under false pretenses" would do the same

09:15 <Lenfant_Sauvage> So yeah, you rip away their badge, you rip away their right to be a Wonderbolt

09:15 <CrassyPaddles> pretty much

09:15 <SmallskippeZ> ULTIMATE HUMILIATION

09:15 <CrassyPaddles> hence the pains he went through to hide his involvement

09:15 <SmallskippeZ> ➕ it was forever

09:15 <Lenfant_Sauvage> O3O FOREVER.

09:16 <CrassyPaddles> until he couldn't

09:16 <Twilight`Sparkle> Out of curiosity...

09:16 <SmallskippeZ> And since hes in his retielrement anyway

09:16 <CrassyPaddles> well, no, Windrider was stupid.

09:16 <Twilight`Sparkle> Is this increasing your enjoyment of the episode?

09:16 <SmallskippeZ> ... Ech

09:16 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Who're you asking that to?

09:16 <CrassyPaddles> I'm getting a better grasp of it. Seeing its flaws

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09:16 <SmallskippeZ> Its just nitpicks, that seemed to make a few inconsistencies

09:16 <Twilight`Sparkle> That doesn't answer my question.

09:17 <Twilight`Sparkle> Lenfant_Sauvage: everyone.

09:17 <Twilight`Sparkle> I'm simply curious.

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09:17 <Lenfant_Sauvage> I still think the sight gags hold a bigger influence than the rather trite story itself, but Dash got some much needed growth and Rarity was... da bes

09:17 <CrassyPaddles> The act of analysis is enjoyable, I'd say. I've already had my fun with the episode

09:17 <SmallskippeZ> Id say it makes no change

09:18 <Twilight`Sparkle> kay-o..

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09:18 <SmallskippeZ> It just seems fun to seee where improvements could be made, still animation is better this year, so it can be forgiven, there was no obvious error with this episode

09:19 <SmallskippeZ> Just little bits that add up if you notice all of tgem

09:19 <CrassyPaddles> I wanted to say that he was stupid for giving up the ghost so early

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09:20 <SmallskippeZ> Ech, guilt trip

09:20 <SmallskippeZ> Idk

09:20 <CrassyPaddles> Rarity had discredited the notion that Dash did it and cast suspicion on WR, but she was far from proving he did it

09:20 <CrassyPaddles> he could have explained the stain as a dinner accident

09:20 <CrassyPaddles> but instead, he goes "I did it, mwahaha"

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09:21 <Skippy> There

09:21 <SugarWing> I'm done with the first part!

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09:21 <Twilight`Sparkle> The phrase "giving up the ghost" will now, forever and always, make me think of this:

09:21 <Twilight`Sparkle> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlEb3L1PIco

09:21 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Mystery Skulls Animated - Ghost

09:22 <Lenfant_Sauvage> The fact that he changed the knot he used to hide the very stain one particular cake would make, plus all the other evidence besides, it's a lot to explain away all at once

09:22 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Sp00ky scary sk3l3t0n5

09:22 <Lenfant_Sauvage> And what other stallion with his particular cologne would plant such a letter?

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09:22 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Plus, the way rarity said the chocolate stain was so funny XD

09:23 <CrassyPaddles> Eh, cologne, as he said, was popular

09:23 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> To hide... The chocolote stayne?

09:23 <Lenfant_Sauvage> But who else would care?

09:23 <Lenfant_Sauvage> STAY-YNE

09:23 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> XD

09:23 <CrassyPaddles> rarity only saw him once, so she has no clue as to his scarf knot preferences

09:24 <CrassyPaddles> maybe he just prefers a windsor one day, and a loose slipknot the next

09:24 <Lenfant_Sauvage> She's an expert in fashion and probably knows the kind of knots pegasi of his stature tend to use; either that or she sees a style change as too drastic

09:24 * Twilight`Sparkle makes a killer coif appear in time to the music.

09:24 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Bye guys

09:24 <Cherry_Hazel> lol. are you guys still debating?

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09:24 <Twilight`Sparkle> I'm watching a music video.

09:24 <CrassyPaddles> anyways, Rarity's evidence isn't conclusive

09:25 <Cherry_Hazel> shit i thought you were on my radio.

09:25 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Maybe not, but it was enough for Windrider to give up, wasn't it? And that's what matters. o3o

09:25 * Twilight`Sparkle pokes Cherry_Hazel in the forehead.

09:25 <Twilight`Sparkle> Language.

09:25 <CrassyPaddles> casts a lot of suspicion on WR, but s did RD at first look suspicious

09:25 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Even I didn't believe that RD did it

09:25 * Cherry_Hazel punches self in face

09:25 <Twilight`Sparkle> "This time I might just disapp-"

09:25 <CrassyPaddles> Lenfant_Sauvage, that's right, and at first I thought it was him being an idiot/bad writing

09:26 <CrassyPaddles> but then I realize the genius behind it

09:26 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Personally I thought Spitfire was faking the whole thing herself. You would've had to either guess the retrospectively obvious or see SUPER deep into the clues they brought in

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09:26 <CrassyPaddles> explain?

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09:27 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Who amongst us caught the curtain thing and instantly went "Hmm, someone must be HIDING there"

09:27 <ConfusionRift> It was rather predictable.

09:28 <ConfusionRift> It always is.

09:28 <Lenfant_Sauvage> It was, yeah, I'm just saying my mind went another direction and it stuck lol

09:28 <CrassyPaddles> I thought spitfire looked really suspicious as well

09:28 <Twilight`Sparkle> "I need to stop worrying about the things I can't control / I need to stop worrying about the dollars I don't own / I gotta stop worrying about the things I cannot know/ But sometimes it feels so good, oh"

09:28 <CrassyPaddles> so sad

09:28 <Twilight`Sparkle> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_1766301573&feature=iv&src_vid=YlEb3L1PIco&v=lhjk5x54bsE

09:28 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

09:28 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about The Turntable Turnabout (Mystery Skulls - Money)

09:28 <CrassyPaddles> looked really sad most of the time

09:29 <Twilight`Sparkle> Still gotta love Edgey in the Daft Punk Helmet.

09:30 <CrassyPaddles> I thought that was the nice twist

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09:31 <CrassyPaddles> the audience would have been with RD at first, thinking that rarity was going off vapidly on every little fashion thing she saw

09:31 <CrassyPaddles> but it turns out nope, she was committed to solving the crime, and her fashion sense was vital to it

09:34 <CrassyPaddles> but anyways, the genius I mentioned in WR confessing so easily was that he wasn't trying to hide his involvement to avoid punishment, but simply to frame RD

09:35 <CrassyPaddles> Once he saw that the wonderbolts believed that she was innocent, he gave up the charade and confessed with a "what are you going to do about it" attitude

09:35 <CrassyPaddles> He didn't think he was going to get punished. He thought his legend status placed him ABOVE the law.

09:35 <CrassyPaddles> stroke of genius from the writers.

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09:37 <Cherry_Hazel> ayy http://mindfulradio.weebly.com/radio.html that works even better.

09:37 * ConfusionRift shrugs.

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09:47 <Mike_Coltfield> Poni.

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09:48 * Flashy explodes Mike_Coltfield twice

09:48 <Mike_Coltfield> Flashy: I want the Crime Noir version of the MLP theme now.

09:48 <Flashy> that would be amazing

09:49 <Mike_Coltfield> Flashy: See today's ending credits.

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09:50 <Flashy> i closed the vid at cridits start

09:50 <Flashy> but will listen

09:51 <Mike_Coltfield> I've been on a Caro Emerald + Michael Bublé + Matt Dusk kick the past week, so that sort of thing is resonating with me stronger than usual.

09:51 <Mike_Coltfield> I want poni swing jazz now

09:52 <Flashy> smooth jazz?

09:52 <Mike_Coltfield> No.

09:52 <Mike_Coltfield> Go listen to "That Man" by Caro Emerald and "Back in Town" by Matt Dusk.

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09:53 * Flashy googles

09:53 <Mike_Coltfield> Or "Feeling Good" by Michael Bublé

09:53 <Flashy> i like the art style of the video

09:54 <Flashy> is good music

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10:17 * ConfusionRift grabs tumbleweeds and tosses them around.

10:23 <RazorSharpFang> Anyone here familiar with games?

10:23 <RazorSharpFang> I has questions.

10:23 <Fall> That's a broad question to begin with.

10:24 <RazorSharpFang> You're right. I should ammend this.

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10:24 <RazorSharpFang> Anyone here familiar with turn-based role-playing games?

10:24 <Fall> Not me!

10:27 <ConfusionRift> Familiar, but don't like them.

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10:33 <Twilight`Sparkle> RazorSharpFang: yeah, I'm fairly familiar.

10:33 <Twilight`Sparkle> Why ye asking?

10:33 <RazorSharpFang> Twilight`Sparkle: Do you think it's fair for a unit to move its maximum distance, and THEN be able to take a full swing at you?

10:34 <Twilight`Sparkle> Yes.

10:34 <Twilight`Sparkle> So long as that's the thing on all the sides.

10:35 <RazorSharpFang> Twilight`Sparkle: You don't think that moving and then attacking should result in smaller damage than just attacking, no movement?

10:35 <Twilight`Sparkle> You can do that if you like.

10:35 <Twilight`Sparkle> It's not strictly necessary, though.

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10:36 <RazorSharpFang> Twilight`Sparkle: Would you prefer a long virtual turn, (a turn represents more time) or a low virtual turn (a turn represents less time) ?

10:36 <Twilight`Sparkle> Don't care.

10:36 <Twilight`Sparkle> A turn is a turn.

10:37 <Twilight`Sparkle> Unless there's some kind of seasonal terrain effect, it doesn't really matter that much.

10:37 <RazorSharpFang> Given that there will be air-borne projectiles, that you may very well be able to dodge.

10:37 <RazorSharpFang> And by 'dodge' I mean 'move out of the way'

10:37 <Twilight`Sparkle> Unles it's an ICBM, that's a bit of a wall-banger.

10:37 <RazorSharpFang> ICBM?

10:38 <Twilight`Sparkle> "dodging arrows" should be a function of unit evasion and defense, not me physically moving them.

10:38 <Twilight`Sparkle> ICBM = Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile.

10:38 <RazorSharpFang> Well, it's not restricted to arrows. Fireballs, rocks, units can be projectiles too.

10:39 <Twilight`Sparkle> More to the point, by incorporating a mechanic where you can physically move a unit out of the target spot for a projectile weapon, you risk making projectiles worthless.

10:39 <Twilight`Sparkle> But again, it's kind of a wall-bagner.

10:39 <Twilight`Sparkle> It doesn't really make sense - rock/arrow/etc. dodging is more a function of reflex than anything.

10:39 <RazorSharpFang> I'd estimate that arrows would typically arrive before the end-of-turn, but fireballs less so.

10:40 <Twilight`Sparkle> When we're talking very long range artillery fire...

10:40 <Twilight`Sparkle> Well, maybe.

10:41 <Twilight`Sparkle> Incidentally, going back to the "moving and attacking takes a penalty to the attack power" thing, you want to make sure to balance it so that the defender's advantage in that case isn't huge.

10:42 <Twilight`Sparkle> Civilization V handles it in an interesting way, actually - there's no attack penalty, rather, units that don't move and fortify get a DEFENSE bonus.

10:42 <Twilight`Sparkle> But of course moving immediately forfeits that bonus.

10:43 <ConfusionRift> Time for sleep. Laters.

10:43 <RazorSharpFang> Twilight`Sparkle: That's an interesting idea.

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10:43 <Twilight`Sparkle> It's generally better to reward than penalize.

10:44 <Twilight`Sparkle> And consider this: a charge on a PREPARED enemy can be disastrous...

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10:44 <Twilight`Sparkle> while a charge on an unprepared enemy is often in your favor.

10:44 <Twilight`Sparkle> And, indeed, the charge should be an attack booster if you're doing an actual charge - momentum helps.

10:45 <Twilight`Sparkle> It makes no sense for a cavalry unit to be penalized for moving and attacking, as that is the essence of their role and advantage.

10:45 <Twilight`Sparkle> Infantry charges take advantage of momentum as well.

10:46 <Twilight`Sparkle> In that sense it makes far more sense to reward a preparation bonus to someone who hasn't moved that turn.

10:46 <Twilight`Sparkle> As opposed to an attack penalty to someone who has.

10:46 * Finwe noms on Twilight`Sparkle's infantry.

10:46 <RazorSharpFang> So, units that don't move get a defence bonus (perhaps countering/blocking/etc...)

10:47 <Twilight`Sparkle> although, again, you want to balance it so that said preparation bonus doesn't make a defensive position unassailable.

10:47 <RazorSharpFang> Given equal strengths of armies, a defending one would naturally and expectedly have an adv, right?

10:48 <Twilight`Sparkle> Depends.

10:48 <Twilight`Sparkle> Do they have a wall, or is it an open field?

10:48 <Twilight`Sparkle> Is the terrain hilly or forested?

10:48 <RazorSharpFang> They're in a castle.

10:48 <RazorSharpFang> :^)

10:49 <Twilight`Sparkle> Well the castle is always a troublesome thing for the attackers, you silly goose.

10:49 <Twilight`Sparkle> I'm more pointing out that "given equal strengths, defender's may have an advantage if they've got themselves in a good position."

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10:50 <Twilight`Sparkle> But there can also be the case where the attacking army has managed to flank the defending army, or has caught them in bad terrain...

10:51 <Twilight`Sparkle> Civ V, again, reflects defensive fortification advantages by incorporating them into cities, which have to be BUILT...

10:51 <Twilight`Sparkle> or into tile improvements, and those, too, have to be built.

10:52 <Twilight`Sparkle> Requiring more than a simple "I sit here for a turn"

10:52 <Finwe> How about Civ 1?

10:52 <Twilight`Sparkle> I don't remember.

10:53 <RazorSharpFang> Twilight`Sparkle: Maybe I could make different variants of attacks: Regular attack, and charge attack.

10:53 <Finwe> In a fort, only one unit at time defends. Normally the whole stack is defeated at once.

10:53 <Twilight`Sparkle> RazorSharpFang: that's often how it's done.

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10:54 <Finwe> And a city with City Walls improvement counts as a fort.

10:54 <Twilight`Sparkle> Battle for Wesnoth has a number of different attack specials, and one is the charge special.

10:54 <Twilight`Sparkle> Charging doubles all damage.

10:54 <Twilight`Sparkle> Whether dealt or received.

10:54 <Finwe> Everyone's favourite was the "plunk" sound when you attack a militia with your brand new battleship.

10:55 <RazorSharpFang> Of course, this being an RPG primarily, and not a TB-/RTS game, it'll feel different to a RTS.

10:55 <Twilight`Sparkle> Oh, so it's more along the lines of Fire Emblem?

10:55 <RazorSharpFang> Yes

10:56 <Twilight`Sparkle> Then you'll be wanting multiple attack types, yes.

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10:57 <Twilight`Sparkle> Perhaps even differences in weapon reaches and shifts between strikes per turn or the like.

10:57 <RazorSharpFang> I was expecting no more than 3/4 strikes per turn, varying on weaponry.

10:57 * Finwe uses polearms to slay RazorSharpFang's swordsmen from distance.

10:58 * RazorSharpFang uses necromancy to raise the swordsmen

10:58 <Finwe> D:

10:58 <Twilight`Sparkle> Weren't claymore type weapons developed as a counter to polearms?

10:58 <Sketchy_Sounds> Nope.

10:58 <Finwe> Not really.

10:58 <Twilight`Sparkle> or used that way somehow?

10:58 <Sketchy_Sounds> No.

10:58 <Twilight`Sparkle> No?

10:58 <Twilight`Sparkle> Huh.

10:59 <Finwe> Mr Sounds has a leg to stand on here.

10:59 <Twilight`Sparkle> I could have sworn reading about big swords used as a counter. Ah well.

10:59 <Sketchy_Sounds> No, the idea with the Claymore was that was a bloody great big sword that you could use to, for example, slice a guy off his horse.

11:00 <Sketchy_Sounds> The extreme example of this line of thinking would be the Japanese nodachi, which was a super size katana wielded by two guys and used to cleave men AND their horses in two.

11:00 <Twilight`Sparkle> I do know there was a fellow who took one into battle in World War II.

11:00 <Finwe> The crossbow was declared very inhumane because it could penetrate the armour of a mounted knight.

11:00 <Tirek> Twilight`Sparkle: It's speculated that Greatswords were designed to penetrate shield-walls by swinging them around like a baton to knock away spears.

11:00 <Tirek> However nobody knows for sure if that WAS their intended purpose.

11:01 <Twilight`Sparkle> Well.

11:01 <Twilight`Sparkle> It's entirely possible it wasn't.

11:01 <Twilight`Sparkle> But then someone did that anyway.

11:01 <Finwe> The next utmost inhumane weapon was the machine gun, because it could finish whole infantery units in matter of seconds.

11:02 <Tirek> Er, not shield-walls. Spear-walls.

11:02 <Finwe> After the military engineers developed the armoured tank, the bazooka was quite soon declared to be inhumane.

11:02 <Tirek> The Greatsword had a secondary handle, which lends to the idea that in close-quarter combat, Greatswords were more likely used as short spears.

11:03 <Scoutaloo> nuclear bombs are inhumane

11:03 <Finwe> For those who survive.

11:04 <Twilight`Sparkle> With the nuke, if you're anywhere close to Ground Zero, you won't feel a thing.

11:04 <Gigabit> You will feel intense heat! :p

11:04 <Twilight`Sparkle> Nah, you won't have time.

11:05 * Finwe calls forth another person to cleave Sketchy_Sounds and his ponies in twain with a nodachi.

11:05 <Scoutaloo> but the after-effects are the biggest problem

11:05 <Gigabit> Also in the event of a nuke. Hold your thumb up at the cloud. If you can see the cloud around your thumb, you are to close.

11:05 <Twilight`Sparkle> Anyway, with RPG the actual historical uses of weapons and such aren't quite as important.

11:05 <Twilight`Sparkle> Of course by that point in time it's too late.

11:06 <Scoutaloo> because mutations persist throughout hundreds of generations

11:06 <Finwe> The ring mail was popularised by D&D, but in real world there probably existed no such thing as a ring mail.

11:06 <Tirek> I thought it was studded leather.

11:06 <Scoutaloo> against what is ring mail useful

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11:06 <Finwe> It was just someone's interpretation of a medieval hand-drawn picture.

11:07 <Tirek> Ah.

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11:07 <Finwe> Scoutaloo: Against sharp blades, I think.

11:08 <Finwe> It was thought to be leather armour with attached metal rings.

11:08 <Twilight`Sparkle> Apparently the Japanese had something like it.

11:08 <Sketchy_Sounds> With regards to swords and such, generally speaking a sword was seen as a sidearm - which is to say, what you used once your enemy was too close to make using a longer weapon (such as a spear or other polearm) impractical.

11:08 <Twilight`Sparkle> I dunno though.

11:09 * Twilight`Sparkle hits things with a great big hammer.

11:09 <Finwe> Sketchy_Sounds: Or longbow.

11:09 <Finwe> Remember Agincourt!

11:09 <Finwe> o4o

11:10 <Sketchy_Sounds> Well yes, but if your enemy has gotten close enough that your longbow is no longer practical, then you're probably not a very good archer.

11:10 * Twilight`Sparkle doesn't remember Agincourt.

11:10 <Twilight`Sparkle> Sketchy_Sounds: or they flanked you.

11:10 <Sketchy_Sounds> That would still indicate you're not very good if you let yourself get flanked :p

11:10 <Twilight`Sparkle> And there were a few too many to shoot them all.

11:11 <Twilight`Sparkle> Not your fault if you're not the commander!

11:11 <Finwe> Twilight`Sparkle: The English longbowmen beat the French in Agincourt like no one had beat the French before.

11:11 <Sketchy_Sounds> I suppose.

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11:12 <Finwe> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Agincourt

11:12 <Finwe> o3o

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11:14 <Finwe> "Henry V led his troops into battle and participated in hand-to-hand fighting. The French king of the time, Charles VI, did not command the French army himself as he suffered from severe, repeating illnesses and moderate mental incapacitation."

11:14 <Finwe> Marry your cousin, give birth to a king.

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11:16 <Twilight`Sparkle> It... wasn't always "cousin"

11:16 <Finwe> Well, brother, uncle, whatever.

11:16 <RazorSharpFang> back

11:16 <RazorSharpFang> was called in to do tech support

11:17 <Finwe> In ancient Egypt it might even be your own father or brother.

11:20 <RazorSharpFang> Twilight`Sparkle: Do you think that it'd be fair to have arrows impossible to block without a shield?

11:20 <Sketchy_Sounds> That's generally how arrows are

11:20 <Twilight`Sparkle> Yes.

11:21 <Sketchy_Sounds> Unless you have really good reflexes or you're wearing some pretty solid armour then arrows are generally impossible to block.

11:21 <Twilight`Sparkle> Well, there is SOME precedent for arrows not penetrating armor, depending on the bow, the arrowhead, and the armor itself.

11:21 <Sketchy_Sounds> If we're talking about RPG mechanics here, then what arrows should have is some degree of inaccuracy.

11:21 <Twilight`Sparkle> Or you might have the kung-fu guy with arrow-catch techniques

11:22 <Sketchy_Sounds> I don't know if you've ever tried archery, but actually hitting something from distance with an arrow is really difficult.

11:24 <Sketchy_Sounds> Depending on the mechanics of the game, then you could have accuracy scale with distance.

11:25 <fyrepony> your brother is your cousin and your daugther is your momma, they all love eachother in norfolk family

11:25 <Sketchy_Sounds> Also it's worth noting that if crossbow are going to feature, they are a LOT more accurate than other types of bow.

11:25 <Sketchy_Sounds> **crossbows

11:25 <Twilight`Sparkle> partly because the wielder doesn't have to maintain the draw?

11:26 <Scoutaloo> so the sxaling would be proporrional to the inverse square of distance

11:26 <Scoutaloo> right?

11:26 <RazorSharpFang> Sketchy_Sounds brings up a good point.

11:27 <Finwe> fyrepony: Uh-huh.

11:27 <Finwe> We say that in Ostrobothnia every cousin is also your brother.

11:28 <Finwe> Might be our local Norfolk.

11:28 <RazorSharpFang> Sketchy_Sounds: What do you mean that accuracy decreases with distance.

11:28 <Sketchy_Sounds> Simple

11:28 <Sketchy_Sounds> Further away an object is, the harder it is to hit.

11:28 <Finwe> Indeed.

11:28 <Finwe> Scaling down is scaling as well.

11:29 * fyrepony tries to trow ball to Sketchy_Sounds

11:29 <RazorSharpFang> So, suppose you aim at 45 degrees anticlockwise from east. You might actually fire between 50 and 40 degrees?

11:29 <Finwe> accuracy ~ 1/distance, or maybe even 1/distance²

11:29 <Sketchy_Sounds> Considering the distance between me and fyrepony is literally hundreds if not thousands of kilometres, that ball is very unlikely to reach me, for example.

11:30 * Valiant teleports the ball to Sketchy_Sounds

11:30 <Twilight`Sparkle> Though for the RPG...

11:30 <Finwe> o3o!

11:30 <Twilight`Sparkle> You're going to be abstracting it.

11:30 * Finwe casts mummy dust.

11:30 <Twilight`Sparkle> What are you planning on for position?

11:30 <Twilight`Sparkle> *Positioning

11:30 <RazorSharpFang> Grid based position.

11:30 <Scoutaloo> accuracy~1/distance^2

11:30 <Sketchy_Sounds> Depends on how far away your target is, RazorSharpFang. The further away an object is, the greater the effect of factors such as drag and so on are going to be.

11:31 <RazorSharpFang> Sketchy_Sounds: It's a 2D game though, so there's a big lack of a vertical axis here.

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11:31 <Sketchy_Sounds> OK

11:31 <Scoutaloo> because you are inaccurate on both x and y-axis

11:31 <Twilight`Sparkle> Then you want to consider just how much range you want bows to have.

11:31 <Finwe> With pistols and 'Murricans it's probably accuracy ~ 1/distance⁵ or so.

11:32 * Twilight`Sparkle gnaws on Finwe's head.

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11:32 <RazorSharpFang> Maybe I could have a virtual y-axis, where if you fire too high, it'll go over their head.

11:32 <Sketchy_Sounds> Well if we work on the assumption of a tile-based system, let's say you have an enemy that's, I dunno, 2 tiles away from your archer. At that range, the archer will basically have 99.99% accuracy.

11:32 <Twilight`Sparkle> I am getting INCREDIBLY tired of the 'Murrica thing.

11:32 <Finwe> According to a study by US army, in a sudden sitution, soldiers armed with a pistol miss more often than hit when the distance to the target is over one metre.

11:32 <Twilight`Sparkle> I don't care.

11:33 <Sketchy_Sounds> Then let's say that same target is, say, 20 tiles away. The accuracy is going to be less - or perhaps more fairly, the damage will be less instead.

11:33 <RazorSharpFang> Sketchy_Sounds: Firing a bow will create a projectile. If your accuracy is /off/ you will actually /miss/ the target. The damage will be proportional to the speed of the arrow.

11:33 <Sketchy_Sounds> Because the further an arrow travels, the more kinetic energy it loses.

11:33 <Finwe> Indeed.

11:33 <RazorSharpFang> If there's a cluster of units, you may hit a second target isntead.

11:34 <Twilight`Sparkle> ...speed of the arrow? How are you planning on that being a factor in a turn-based game?

11:34 <RazorSharpFang> tiles per turn.

11:34 <Twilight`Sparkle> I don't quite follow.

11:34 <RazorSharpFang> If you're REALLY FAR off, you can move out of the way.

11:34 <Sketchy_Sounds> Well, I'm just throwing out ideas based on a concept, I dunno what's actually being planned :p

11:34 <RazorSharpFang> Before the arrow reaches you.

11:34 <Twilight`Sparkle> WAit, you're still planning on projectiles hanging...

11:35 <Finwe> Sketchy_Sounds: So the model might incorporate both a hit/miss and a damage variable, both dependent on the distance from which the bow is fired.

11:35 <Twilight`Sparkle> I ... I would not recommend this myself.

11:35 <Sketchy_Sounds> My visualisation of it currently is a bit like Fire Emblem or similar.

11:35 <RazorSharpFang> Sketchy_Sounds: That's a good visualization, one I am working with myself.

11:35 <RazorSharpFang> Perhaps I should create a prototype.

11:35 <fyrepony> got around 6€ in coins :( not enough for nice treat of kebab

11:35 <Sketchy_Sounds> OK, then I would say either consider modelling accuracy or consider modelling damage, but not both because otherwise bows are just going to suck.

11:36 * fyrepony wants it and needs it

11:36 <RazorSharpFang> Sketchy_Sounds: Why do you think that is?

11:36 <fyrepony> imma go rob the cornerstore

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11:36 <Finwe> Which currency unit is @?

11:36 <fyrepony> euros

11:36 <Sketchy_Sounds> Because if you model both then itt's going to have too much randomness to make it worth using when compared to, say, something like a simpler weapon that does not have those same concerns.

11:36 <Finwe> Last time I checked it was €.

11:37 <Finwe> o3o

11:37 <Twilight`Sparkle> Strategically speaking you make it the slot machine.

11:37 <Sketchy_Sounds> Though you could maybe model accuracy if the archer is targeting something at maximum distance.

11:37 <RazorSharpFang> Sketchy_Sounds: What ranged weapon would NOT have those concerns?

11:37 <Twilight`Sparkle> And so players will gravitate to the thing that works every turn as opposed to the thing that only works 35% of the time.

11:38 <Twilight`Sparkle> Don't forget that Rule of Fun is a thing.

11:38 <Finwe> RazorSharpFang: Nuclear missiles.

11:38 <Sketchy_Sounds> RazorSharpFang: I'm considering ranged vs melee here. If ranged weapons are too cumbersome to make work, people will just tool up completely on melee and never bother with ranged unless they're forced to.

11:38 <RazorSharpFang> Finwe: Those aren't available. FOR GOOD REASONS.

11:38 <Sketchy_Sounds> And forcing the player to do something usually makes it suck.

11:38 <Finwe> It doesn't matter whether you actually hit your target or if the missile goes 35 centimetres wide.

11:39 * Finwe hats on RazorSharpFang.

11:40 <Sketchy_Sounds> I think it would be best to only account for damage, and only make it a factor at very long distances. So, going back to the 2 vs 20 tiles thing before, if you aim at a well-armoured target from 20 tiles away, you're probably just going to plink off of them.

11:40 <Sketchy_Sounds> Whereas if you aim at that same target at a closer range, then there's a better chance of the arrow penetrating or finding a weak spot.

11:41 <Twilight`Sparkle> Overall you'll be wanting to decide just how much you want things to be at the mercy of the RNGod.

11:41 <Sketchy_Sounds> ^

11:42 <Twilight`Sparkle> My personal preference as a player tends towards control.

11:42 <Twilight`Sparkle> RNG dickery tends to make me rage.

11:43 * Twilight`Sparkle glowers at Wesnoth with 80% chance to hit on 5 strikes and no hits.

11:43 <Twilight`Sparkle> Harrumph.

11:43 <Sketchy_Sounds> As a sidenote, it's worth considering if different kinds of bow will have variations in how they'll work. i.e. longbows may have overall better range than all other types, but not necessarily do as much damage as, say, a crossbow. But a crossbow would probably be something fired at closer ranges.

11:44 <Twilight`Sparkle> Lords of the Realm 2 had crossbows and bows filling very different roles.

11:44 <Twilight`Sparkle> Archers had range, fast rate of fire, but didn't tend to kill off the armored types very easily.

11:45 <Twilight`Sparkle> Crossbows had to be up much closer but every single shot was a kill.

11:45 <Sketchy_Sounds> And if special kinds of attack will be a thing, then it may be the case that different kinds of bows have different attacks. Such as the traditional standard of longbows capable of launching long-ranged barrages of arrows.

11:45 <Twilight`Sparkle> Meaning if you got onto a bridge and had a bunch of crossbows behind your pikemen then the approaching army of swords and pikes would be slaughtered mercilessly.

11:46 <Sketchy_Sounds> That makes some sense, Twilight`Sparkle. Although a crossbow is generally much more accurate than other kinds of bows, the projectiles are generall smaller which means that they lose their kinetic energy more readily.

11:46 <Sketchy_Sounds> **generally

11:47 <Twilight`Sparkle> Yeah, that game had some interesting army unit calculus.

11:47 <Twilight`Sparkle> I usually found macemen and archers to be good workhorse units, though.

11:47 <Sketchy_Sounds> So at closer ranges a crossbow is going to have a lot more penetration than a regular bow, but it won't have the same lethal range.

11:48 <Twilight`Sparkle> Fairly cheap to raise, both of them quite fast, and macemen hit nice and hard.

11:48 <Twilight`Sparkle> bit of a trade-off in durability though.

11:50 <fyrepony> is no spoilers still up?

11:50 <Twilight`Sparkle> Yes, we're still not allowed to talk about Friendship Games.

11:50 <Sketchy_Sounds> Nah. Spoiler rules only last for a few hours on episode day.

11:50 <fyrepony> http://bronybyexception.deviantart.com/art/4-Zebras-die-first-though-404732227

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11:51 <fyrepony> got 8€ on my account im going in for damn kebab

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11:58 <RazorSharpFang> Twilight`Sparkle: I'd say that the longer you aim, the more accurate you'll be. If you take a full turn to aim, you're basically guaranteed to hit a target ~30m away.

11:59 <RazorSharpFang> If you dislike RNG affecting you, you can choose to fire at a lower rate, with greater accuracy.

11:59 <RazorSharpFang> Assuming, of course, the necessary proficiencies.

12:00 <Sketchy_Sounds> If it's going to take that long to aim, it'd better do some good damage :p

12:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Early Morning Discussion #299 [ http://tinyurl.com/pn9mqyv ]

12:00 <RazorSharpFang> Oh yeah. It'd also have a chance to cripple, because ARROW.

12:00 <Sketchy_Sounds> tbh though that sounds more like something that you'd wanna put in as a special skill.

12:01 <RazorSharpFang> If you get struck by an arrow to the knee, don't expect to be able to run unhindered.

12:01 <Sketchy_Sounds> Cos in a tactical type game, having a unit essentially sit still doing nothing for a whole turn is a big risk.

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12:02 <Sketchy_Sounds> ...also realistically speaking, you're going to have to use that on something that has a lower initiative than your archer. Because otherwise it's gonna miss.

12:02 <RazorSharpFang> Don't expect a turn to be very significant. : /

12:02 <Sketchy_Sounds> Cos y'know, it'll probably move. Unless it's something slow, stupid, or both.

12:02 <RazorSharpFang> Initiative?

12:03 <Sketchy_Sounds> As in, your archer is going to have to come above it in the move order. But well, I suppose if it's turn based and not a case of movement order determined by stats then that's not a problem.

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12:04 <Sketchy_Sounds> But you do then have the problem if it's turn based that if the thing the archer aims at for a turn moves on its turn, your archer just wasted their time.

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12:04 <Sketchy_Sounds> Unless it was a case of being a skill where for a given cost (i.e. not attacking this turn), the next shot is a guaranteed hit.

12:04 <RazorSharpFang> Well, the opposing side isn't going to know where the archer is aiming.

12:05 <Twilight`Sparkle> Irrelevant.

12:05 <Twilight`Sparkle> All the opposing side has to do is move everyone.

12:05 <Sketchy_Sounds> They're not, no, but there's still a chance that they'd move the unit your archer aimed for.

12:05 <Twilight`Sparkle> That's also why I'm not exactly kosher with the idea of projectiles taking more than one turn to get anywhere.

12:05 <RazorSharpFang> I was of the opinion that you wouldn't have to foward-aim at a unit in particular. Only in a particular direction.

12:06 <Sketchy_Sounds> So if it's a turn based system and you want it to work, you'd have to make it such that it's a case of for the cost of not being able to attack in this turn, the archer is guaranteed a hit on the next attack.

12:06 <Twilight`Sparkle> And possibly get a damage boost.

12:06 <RazorSharpFang> I'd expect that if you aimed at 45 degrees, and the enemy unit moved to 55 degrees, you wouldn't lose much of the aim-score by adjusting before attacking.

12:07 <Twilight`Sparkle> Man, if you're considering degrees in your game, it's gonna be WAY too complex for me to want to play it.

12:07 <Sketchy_Sounds> ^

12:07 <RazorSharpFang> You'd just point at a square. *aim here*

12:08 <Twilight`Sparkle> No, I'm not aiming at a square unless I shooting a mortar.

12:08 <Twilight`Sparkle> I'm aiming at a GUY.

12:08 <Sketchy_Sounds> I partially agree with that sentiment.

12:08 <RazorSharpFang> You'd point to the square with a unit on it then, which would aim at that unit.

12:08 <Twilight`Sparkle> And as a player, if I'm spending the turn to aim at that guy, I want to hit that guy, even if he runs to the OTHER SIDE OF ME.

12:09 <RazorSharpFang> Twilight`Sparkle: If you've spent the proficiency points on that, totally.

12:09 <Twilight`Sparkle> There is just about nothing more frustrating than a wasted turn.

12:09 <RazorSharpFang> Question: How fast would an arrow fly when shot from a longbow?

12:10 <Twilight`Sparkle> Fast enough to get there in one turn.

12:10 <Sketchy_Sounds> Depends on the bow, the arrow, and the archer's strength.

12:10 <RazorSharpFang> Twilight`Sparkle: Even if you shot 500m?

12:10 <Twilight`Sparkle> Yes.

12:10 <RazorSharpFang> What about 5km?

12:10 <Twilight`Sparkle> Here's the thing, Razor.

12:10 <Twilight`Sparkle> If the arrow doesn't get there in one turn...

12:10 <Sketchy_Sounds> Razor, it's literally impossible to shoot an arrow that far.

12:10 <Twilight`Sparkle> It spends a bunch of time just hanging in the air.

12:11 <Sketchy_Sounds> At that point you'd want an arbalest.

12:11 <RazorSharpFang> Don't arrows do that in real life?

12:11 <Twilight`Sparkle> While other people are moving around.

12:11 <Twilight`Sparkle> Do they hang motionless in the air?

12:11 <Twilight`Sparkle> No

12:11 <Twilight`Sparkle> No they do not.

12:11 <Twilight`Sparkle> It is going to look incredibly silly.

12:11 <Twilight`Sparkle> ICNREDIBLY silly.

12:11 <RazorSharpFang> Nono, if they're heading to a target >X meters away, the target could potentially dodge if they knew where it was going, and where it was.

12:11 <Sketchy_Sounds> In real life, arrows move at speeds roughly around 100m/s.

12:11 <Twilight`Sparkle> But it's turn-based!

12:12 <Twilight`Sparkle> The arrow is either going to move in slow motion or at some point is going to STOP MOVING and just hang there.

12:12 <RazorSharpFang> Twilight`Sparkle: And if it's moving at 100m/s, it'd strike anything 500m away in a single turn, without the enemy able to react.

12:12 <Twilight`Sparkle> And either way, it's going to look incredibly silly.

12:13 <Sketchy_Sounds> The point of an arrow is that it will be fired and hit in the same turn, because, as noted, arrows fly really fast.

12:13 <RazorSharpFang> You don't think there'd be an upper limit to that condition?

12:13 <Twilight`Sparkle> Why would there br?

12:13 <Twilight`Sparkle> *be?

12:14 <Sketchy_Sounds> Yes. The upper limit would be when the target's out of the archer's range, at which point the archer is not going to fire at that because in a combat situation they want to hit what they aim at.

12:14 <RazorSharpFang> Because if an arrow is going to take 20 seconds to reach there in real life, it's quite dodgeable if the enemy is aware.

12:14 <Twilight`Sparkle> Which is why you have an evasion stat.

12:14 <Sketchy_Sounds> Hence what I just said :p

12:14 <Twilight`Sparkle> If you want projectile dodging make it part of the unit stats.

12:15 <RazorSharpFang> Okay, that sounds feasible.

12:15 <Sketchy_Sounds> If an arrow is going to take 20 seconds to reach what you're aiming at and we assume it's travelling at 100m/s, that means you just tried to shoot something 2km away. For perspective, that's the upper limit of modern-day AMRs. I do not think your arrow is going to fly that far without losing all of its kinetic energy and becoming worthless.

12:16 <RazorSharpFang> A projectile has a dodge-stat, that increases in proportion to its 'travel-time'.

12:16 <RazorSharpFang> Further away, the more dodgable it is.

12:16 <Twilight`Sparkle> I wouldn't make it part of the projectile.

12:16 <Twilight`Sparkle> I'd make it part of the target unit.

12:16 <RazorSharpFang> Twilight`Sparkle: A faster projectile is inheritely harder to dodge.

12:16 <Sketchy_Sounds> Neither would I, because that's going to take a lot of programming that I'll hate myself for having to do.

12:17 <Twilight`Sparkle> Again, I'm gonna say that abstraction is your friend here.

12:17 <Twilight`Sparkle> You want a fun game, right, you really don't need to be thinking about projectile speeds.

12:17 <RazorSharpFang> I wanted to reduce abstraction though.

12:17 <Twilight`Sparkle> Why?

12:17 <Sketchy_Sounds> Because apparently he's a masochist when it comes to complex programming. XD

12:17 <RazorSharpFang> Twilight`Sparkle: Well, an arrow fired at point-blank is gonna be impossible to dodge, right?

12:18 <Twilight`Sparkle> No, that's not answering my question.

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12:18 <RazorSharpFang> Things happening in the game should be able to be guessed based on real-world understandings.

12:18 <Twilight`Sparkle> That's going into real-world things, I know real-world things. WHY do you want to reduce abstraction?

12:18 <Twilight`Sparkle> Real-world understanding:

12:18 <Twilight`Sparkle> "I shoot at that guy, I will probably hit him."

12:19 <Twilight`Sparkle> "If I didn't, it's because he dodged."

12:19 <Twilight`Sparkle> "Or I missed."

12:19 <RazorSharpFang> That makes sense.

12:19 <Twilight`Sparkle> As a player I do NOT want to be looking at projectile speeds and trying to figure out accuracy from that.

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12:20 <Twilight`Sparkle> "Oh, he's good at dodging" is a lot more intuitive.

12:20 <RazorSharpFang> Maybe a 'dodge-difficulty' attribute of the weapon?

12:20 <Twilight`Sparkle> ...

12:20 <Sketchy_Sounds> Adding on to that real-world understanding, it's not really too difficult to realise that if you shoot an arrow at a guy a long distance away who is wearing some sturdy armour, you're probably not going to hurt them.

12:20 <Twilight`Sparkle> That would be an accuracy rating.

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12:21 <RazorSharpFang> Twilight`Sparkle: Oh, that makes more sense.

12:21 <RazorSharpFang> Yeah, that'll work fine.

12:21 <Twilight`Sparkle> You seem to go for the more obtuse option first.

12:21 <Twilight`Sparkle> I find this rather amusing.

12:22 <RazorSharpFang> I am a weird person. I'm also ill right now, so my thoughts are unclear.

12:23 <Sketchy_Sounds> In terms of accuracy, keep in mind that with bows it goes like this. Crossbows are the most accurate. After that, it's something along the lines of shortbows and longbows thereafter. However, damage over long distances goes in the reverse order. Longbows have great long distance damage, shortbows less so, and crossbows even less.

12:24 <RazorSharpFang> Huh.

12:24 <RazorSharpFang> So crossbows are less effective at longer distances?

12:24 <Sketchy_Sounds> Yes.

12:24 <Twilight`Sparkle> Yep.

12:24 <Sketchy_Sounds> Due to the simple fact of the projectile size. Crossbow arrows are smaller.

12:24 <RazorSharpFang> Oh! I had no idea.

12:24 <Sketchy_Sounds> Hence, less mass, thus less energy retention.

12:25 <Sketchy_Sounds> Also the crossbow mechanism itself is smaller. It delivers a lot of kinetic energy, but over a short time compared to the draw of a larger bow.

12:27 * Cepheid fmails into the channel.

12:27 <RazorSharpFang> Hey Cepheid

12:27 <Cepheid> Hoi.

12:27 <Sketchy_Sounds> The idea behind the design of the crossbow was for something easily portable that could be used at short to medium range and with excellent accuracy and reliable lethality.

12:27 <Cepheid> Another night done.

12:28 <RazorSharpFang> Sketchy_Sounds: Would you expect to take a full turn to change weapon from a longbow to a crossbow?

12:28 <Sketchy_Sounds> Whereas the idea with the longbow was more a case of "Hey, see those people all the way over there? They should be maimed before they get close".

12:28 <Sketchy_Sounds> No, RazorSharpFang, I would not.

12:28 <Sketchy_Sounds> Because if I'm carrying both of them I only need to sling one over my shoulder and pull out the other.

12:29 <Twilight`Sparkle> This.

12:29 <Sketchy_Sounds> That'd take someone about ten seconds at the most in the real world.

12:29 <RazorSharpFang> Sketchy_Sounds: That's a turn.

12:29 <Sketchy_Sounds> But the better question would be if I actually expect to be carrying both, to which I would say no.

12:29 <Twilight`Sparkle> That's a move action in D&D.

12:29 <Twilight`Sparkle> You can swap and fire in the same six seconds.

12:30 <Twilight`Sparkle> Again, here, I'm going to cite Rule of Fun.

12:30 <Twilight`Sparkle> Do you really think it's FUN to force people to take a full turn to swap weapons?

12:30 <Sketchy_Sounds> Because if I'm using a longbow, I'm going to carry arrows for that. I'm not sure I'd also have room on my person for a quill of crossbow arrows as well, and carrying both would reduce my mobility.

12:31 <RazorSharpFang> Well, it might be unfun from an assassin running towards a longbowman, only for them to switch weapon to a crossbow, AND shoot at him in a single turn...

12:31 <Sketchy_Sounds> And y'know, high mobility is one of the main points to being an archer.

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12:31 <Sketchy_Sounds> Why would a bowman bother switching in that case?

12:31 <Twilight`Sparkle> But this is turn-based.

12:31 <Sketchy_Sounds> You said yourself that at that range he isn't going to miss.

12:31 * RazorSharpFang shruggies.

12:32 <RazorSharpFang> A crossbow might be more deadly

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12:32 <Twilight`Sparkle> In turn-based, I've already seen that assassin and I already know that he has both knives and a crossbow.

12:32 <Twilight`Sparkle> It doesn't matter to me that he can swap between them at will in a single turn because SO CAN I.

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12:33 <Sketchy_Sounds> And in a real life situation, if an acrher sees a dude running at him like that then he's gonna put an arrow in the guy's chest.

12:33 <Sketchy_Sounds> Or head.

12:33 <ProjectCarthage> Practicing drawing some more FiM characters, did this the other day: http://i.imgur.com/Z8c19bC.jpg

12:34 <ProjectCarthage> ...I know, it looks...not good.

12:34 <Sketchy_Sounds> It's not the worst I've seen, ProjectCarthage

12:34 <Sketchy_Sounds> Question though

12:34 <Sketchy_Sounds> Did you use any guidelines or rough shapes when putting that drawing together?

12:35 <ProjectCarthage> No? I just kinda winged it.

12:35 <Sketchy_Sounds> Yeah, thought so.

12:35 <ProjectCarthage> The only guide I really used was looking up a pic of Vinyl to get the mane right/

12:35 <Sketchy_Sounds> Lemme show you a thing to demonstrate why you should learn to be analytical, one sec.

12:36 <Sketchy_Sounds> Here we go

12:36 <RazorSharpFang> Sketchy_Sounds: Do you think an assassin carrying a crossbow would be effective?

12:36 <Sketchy_Sounds> http://pinkie.ponychan.net/chan/files/src/134202822855.jpg <-- feast your eyes.

12:36 <Sketchy_Sounds> RazorSharpFang: ACII seemed to think so :p

12:36 <ProjectCarthage> You mean there's a struceture I can do to make it look better?

12:36 <Sketchy_Sounds> Yep ProjectCarthage. Use that pic I linked for reference.

12:37 <Twilight`Sparkle> RazorSharpFang: yes, an assassin with a crossbow can be effective.

12:37 <Sketchy_Sounds> Gives you structure and scale to go by.

12:37 <Sketchy_Sounds> And they even analysed some poses from the show.

12:37 <ProjectCarthage> Something I have yet to try.

12:37 <Sketchy_Sounds> I'd encourage you to do it

12:38 <Sketchy_Sounds> I use those methods, lemme show you the kinda thing I've pulled off. One sec...

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12:38 <Sketchy_Sounds> http://sta.sh/01z7exdhmalp Rough sketch of an OC of mine

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12:39 <ProjectCarthage> Yeah, that looks way better than the one I've done before.

12:39 <Sketchy_Sounds> http://sta.sh/01cr1lussb6 And there's a finished vector work of another character

12:39 <ProjectCarthage> Something I DON'T have since I suck at vector drawing.

12:39 <Sketchy_Sounds> Doesn't take much to learn

12:39 <ProjectCarthage> And I eventually need to make one that isn't the Ponymaker render.

12:39 <Cepheid> ... *Notices all the cat fur on the glass covering the picture hanging above his bed.* ....

12:39 <Cepheid> SPITFIRE!!

12:40 <Sketchy_Sounds> But yeah. Use that guide, it will make your drawings a lot more solid :)

12:41 <Sketchy_Sounds> Oh and just for adorable's sake, here's a pic I did of Freeze Pop, a pony from the North, in her winter coat: http://sta.sh/01lyr54h0dwc

12:41 <Twilight`Sparkle> floof

12:42 <Sketchy_Sounds> All of the floof

12:42 <RazorSharpFang> Sketchy_Sounds: Would you expect a platemail warrior with a tower-shield to be basically invulnerable to archer fire, at the cost of encoumberance and mobility?

12:42 <Sketchy_Sounds> I would, yes.

12:42 <ProjectCarthage> http://i.imgur.com/BMV6oZ6.jpg There's the last image of my OC that I drew, also free-handed, from memory

12:42 <Cepheid> Hmm.  My right pinkie toe doesn't look swollen, but strangely I have no sense of touch through it.

12:43 <ProjectCarthage> I seem to only be able to draw FiM Heads in that one weird angle.

12:43 <Sketchy_Sounds> ProjectCarthage: use the guide to learn more :p

12:44 <Twilight`Sparkle> Practice makes perfect!

12:44 <Sketchy_Sounds> RazorSharpFang: That's basically one of the underlying principle of armoured warfare, even today. The more armour a unit has, the better protected it is (usually), but the less mobility it will have.

12:44 <ProjectCarthage> Unless you're like me, a stickler for trying to get it show accurate and starting over with every slight mess up

12:44 <Twilight`Sparkle> Late-day plate-mail is actually still pretty effective at stoppping small arms fire.

12:45 <Twilight`Sparkle> ProjectCarthage: yes, even for you, practice is the only way forward.

12:45 <Sketchy_Sounds> ProjectCarthage, there's a tip I've seen repeated by a lot of creatives.

12:45 <ProjectCarthage> And yes, I know, I'd get better if I wasn't so hard on myself

12:45 <Sketchy_Sounds> It's estimated that for every great work of art we may produce in our lives, we will produce maybe a hundred mediocre or terrible works.

12:46 <Sketchy_Sounds> So, better to get those terrible ones over and done with so you can get on to the good stuff.

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12:47 <Tirek> http://i.imgur.com/2OgyBcI.jpg

12:47 <Tirek> The truth is revealed.

12:48 <Sketchy_Sounds> O SNAP

12:48 <Angelion> *gasp*

12:48 <Twilight`Sparkle> What, you guys didn't know?

12:48 <Angelion> By thinking about it, it seems legit...

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12:53 <Angelion> I have a question: Do the new ponies from episode 14 already have sure names, i mean not like ten different?

12:55 <hawthornbunny> No names have been confirmed yet.

12:55 <Twilight`Sparkle> Ickles, Bronson, and Tertiary.

12:55 <RazorSharpFang> Sketchy_Sounds: Do you think having Assassins access to blink-style magics could be problematic for archers?

12:56 <Sketchy_Sounds> I think it would, but I don't think it'd be a problem so long as it's balanced out somehow.

12:56 <RazorSharpFang> It would probably have to be forward-declared.

12:57 <RazorSharpFang> If you wanted to teleport more than X units

12:57 <Sketchy_Sounds> I'd say limit the range on it. Maybe the transport capacity as well, for lower ranks.

12:57 <Sketchy_Sounds> Like say if you only had level 1 of it, you can only teleport yourself, and not very far.

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12:58 <RazorSharpFang> Well, I still think that if you've got 1 point in it, you could still do long-distance teleportation, but expect multi-turn channel.

12:58 <Sketchy_Sounds> Level 2 maybe yourself and other units in a one tile radius with a maximum number of say, four units, slightly longer distance.

12:59 <Sketchy_Sounds> And then higher levels would do greater jumps and more units, but I think you'd have to limit that by either the points cost or the use frequency.

12:59 <Gadget_Steamhoof> hey guys what's the artist room again?

12:59 <Sketchy_Sounds> Like say if you teleported yourself and a group, you can't do that again for x number of terms.

12:59 <Sketchy_Sounds> It's #equestriadailyart Gadget_Steamhoof.

12:59 <Gadget_Steamhoof> thanks :)

13:00 <RazorSharpFang> Sketchy_Sounds: Instead of that, I'd have 'no magic for X turns' or a magic burnout duration.

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13:00 <Sketchy_Sounds> That's basically what I was getting at, yes.

13:00 <SugarWing> hy

13:00 <Sketchy_Sounds> The more powerful an ability is, the greater the cost for using it should be.

13:01 <SugarWing> hello?

13:01 <Sketchy_Sounds> Hi SugarWing

13:01 <RazorSharpFang> Sketchy_Sounds: Do you think an emergency teleportation could be cast in a single turn, for long distances? How might I balance a cost for this?

13:01 <SugarWing> :)

13:01 <SugarWing> is this about a game?

13:01 <RazorSharpFang> Yes

13:01 <SugarWing> what kind of game?

13:01 <Sketchy_Sounds> RazorSharpFang: I'd balance that by making it so that it inflicts some kind of negative effect on the unit that did it, in addition to the burnout effect.

13:02 <Sketchy_Sounds> Maybe so far as making it a once-per-battle use.

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13:05 <Sketchy_Sounds> Or perhaps make it that the unit in question suffers a defence penalty and can't attack for x number of turns. Rationale behind that being they just used some kind of magic under stress and on short notice, so they're exhausted and thus not in a state to defend themselves.

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13:10 <SmallskippeZ> Hey,

13:10 <Angelion> Hey there

13:11 *** mniip is now known as \m

13:11 <RazorSharpFang> Probably put it in an exhausted state for several turns.

13:11 *** Cephy-shower is now known as Cepheid

13:11 *** \m is now known as mniip

13:11 <Cepheid> I wish I could have a talk with my cat about the concept of "Personal Space."

13:11 <SmallskippeZ> Im just came back from church

13:12 <Sketchy_Sounds> Cats' idea of personal space is that YOU are in THEIRS, because all space belongs to them.

13:12 <SmallskippeZ> XD

13:12 <Sketchy_Sounds> They are merely tolerating your use of it most of the time.

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13:13 <Sketchy_Sounds> Fall, fix your internet!

13:13 <Fall> I'd love to

13:13 <SmallskippeZ> Imma play brink

13:13 <Sketchy_Sounds> Try calling your ISP and grumbling at them

13:14 <RazorSharpFang> Sketchy_Sounds: I was thinking of making a system where you could work out where someone's teleported to, by standing where they teleported from, by casting a spell. How long should it take to find out that information?

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13:14 <Fall> That's not the problem I'm too far from the wifi

13:15 <Cepheid> Sketchy_Sounds:  Spitfire likes to invade my personal space when I'm in the bathroom.

13:15 <Cepheid> As in, either on the toilet, or in the shower.  Particularly when I'm in the shower

13:15 <Cepheid> See, the door doesn't latch properly, so all it takes is a bit of force to push it open.

13:15 <Sketchy_Sounds> Ahh

13:16 <Cepheid> And the amount of force is equal to one cat-weight.

13:16 <Sketchy_Sounds> RazorSharpFang: There's already a great technique for that, called using your eyes.

13:16 <Cepheid> He's figured out doors.  He knows if he props himself up against them, they move.  Thus, he knows how to open my bathroom door.  Or close every other door in the house.

13:17 <RazorSharpFang> Sketchy_Sounds: No, I mean, like... teleporting from a battlefield into neutral territory, like... kilometers away.

13:17 <Sketchy_Sounds> Well, then they've removed themselves from the battlefield at that point, haven't they?

13:18 <RazorSharpFang> Yeah. But you might want to know where they're seeking refuge. To take care of 'unfinished business'.

13:18 <SmallskippeZ> Boed already

13:18 <Sketchy_Sounds> IMHO that's something that the plot of a good RPG should generally take care of :p

13:19 <RazorSharpFang> Well, it's a more open RPG.

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13:21 <Finwe> !plot

13:21 <DerpyBot> *wigglewiggle*

13:21 <Finwe> *wigglewiggle*

13:21 <RazorSharpFang> Sketchy_Sounds: I kinda wanted it to play like a turn-based skyrim thingy.

13:22 <Sketchy_Sounds> Mmm, then in that case the way I'd do it is by following leads from NPCs.

13:22 <SmallskippeZ> Ech

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13:22 <Sketchy_Sounds> Like having NPCs remark "I saw [person x] heading towards [place] in a big hurry. Looked like they were running away from something."

13:24 <RazorSharpFang> Sketchy_Sounds: Well, having to check every town might be really annoying.

13:25 <Sketchy_Sounds> Well you wouldn't have to, would you?

13:25 <RazorSharpFang> Well, NPCs would only say that if they were in the town he/she ran to.

13:26 <Sketchy_Sounds> Then at that point you make it an optional sidequest so that the NPC in question gets some kind of marker.

13:26 * Heartbreak peeks in.

13:26 <Heartbreak> Guuuuuuuuuuuess what today is!

13:26 <RazorSharpFang> So you know exactly where he is?

13:26 <Sketchy_Sounds> Sunday

13:26 * Heartbreak boops Sketchy_Sounds.

13:26 <Sketchy_Sounds> Maybe not exactly where.

13:26 <Heartbreak> And?

13:26 <fyrepony> spitfireday

13:26 <Heartbreak> Nope.

13:26 <Sketchy_Sounds> The 20th of September.

13:26 <Heartbreak> Yup! Aaaaaand!

13:27 <Sketchy_Sounds> Three days before my birthday :)

13:27 <Heartbreak> Huh. Well, Happy Unbirthday to you.

13:27 <Heartbreak> For now.

13:27 <Sketchy_Sounds> Indeed.

13:27 <Heartbreak> But it isn't my unbirthday today!

13:27 <DivineDivide> Teeeea.

13:27 <Sketchy_Sounds> Goodness.

13:27 * DivineDivide wakes up, stumbles towards a pot. "Teeeea."

13:27 <Heartbreak> More tea!

13:28 <Sketchy_Sounds> Well, congrats on sustaining your existence for a further full journey around the sun.

13:28 <Heartbreak> A clean cup! A clean cup! Move down!

13:28 <Heartbreak> Thanks Sketchy_Sounds.

13:28 <DivineDivide> Also, happy birthday, HB!

13:28 * fyrepony offers Heartbreak a complimentary cider

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13:28 <Heartbreak> Sketchy_Sounds: Can we celibrate with you writing a song about me?

13:28 *** Sketchy_Sounds changes topic to 'Welcome to the good ship #EquestriaDaily! This be an ALL-AGES vessel. | GUIDE: http://derpy.me/EqDRules | Type !list to download episodes | Happy Birthday, Heartbreak!'

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13:28 <Sketchy_Sounds> No, but we can do that :p

13:28 <Heartbreak> O.O

13:29 <Sketchy_Sounds> Oh and I forgot to un-piratye the topic

13:29 * Heartbreak flutteryays!

13:29 <SmallskippeZ> Happy bday Heartbreak

13:29 *** Sketchy_Sounds changes topic to 'Welcome to #EquestriaDaily! This be an ALL-AGES vessel. | GUIDE: http://derpy.me/EqDRules | Type !list to download episodes | Happy Birthday, Heartbreak!'

13:29 <Heartbreak> Holy Fet, I am the topic of the day!

13:29 <Sketchy_Sounds> It only lasts for one day, so don't waste it :p

13:30 * fyrepony pours more cider

13:30 <DARK> hello =)

13:30 <Heartbreak> Non-alcoholic cider for all the ponies!

13:30 <Heartbreak> And griffins.

13:30 * Cepheid stuffs a gender-bending cupcake into Heartbreak's mouth. :P

13:30 <Heartbreak> And whatever the fet else is in here.

13:30 * Heartbreak cries as the cupcake has no effect!

13:31 <Heartbreak> At least it tastes good...

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13:33 * Seoson waves. "Hello ponies!"

13:33 <SmallskippeZ> Hi

13:34 * DivineDivide boops Heartbreak with a plush Luna! For with to cuddle.

13:34 * Heartbreak glomps the plush and then looks groggy.

13:35 * Finwe drinks the grogg.

13:35 <DivineDivide> No, no, Grog was to be served yesterday...

13:36 <ProjectCarthage> Sketchy_Sounds: http://i.imgur.com/pdIQjkl.jpg

13:36 * Cepheid drags DivineDivide and puts them up on a shelving unit.

13:37 * DivineDivide is faced forward.

13:41 * Cepheid breaks back lifting up a marshmallow pony.

13:42 <ProjectCarthage> I'm legitimately happy with how this drawing turned out! It's as close to show accurate as I'm gonna get!

13:42 <ProjectCarthage> Atleast with just pencil and paper.

13:45 * Heartbreak boops ProjectCarthage.

13:45 <Heartbreak> Looks pretty fetting awesome.

13:46 <ProjectCarthage> You know I did something right when I'M actually happy with it.

13:47 <Cyan_Spark> What 'bout the creator's curse, though?

13:49 <ProjectCarthage> ...?

13:50 <Sketchy_Sounds> Good work! :)

13:51 <Sketchy_Sounds> And you did a different perspective as well, well done :D

13:57 <ProjectCarthage> ^^

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14:00 <Cyan_Spark> Like, you look back on the works you did a month ago and find that they no longer seem as good

14:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: The Friendship Games Intro Video Has Arrived [ http://tinyurl.com/nvwg47o ]

14:01 <ProjectCarthage> -_- Dang it Hasbro, stop releasing clips

14:01 <ProjectCarthage> By the time it airs, people not caring about spoilers probably will know the whole movie.

14:03 * RazorSharpFang groans

14:03 <RazorSharpFang> Everything is pain

14:03 <Cepheid> You too huh?

14:03 <Cepheid> At least the pain's getting bearable for me.

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14:04 <Cepheid> I still find it funny how one of my co-workers reacted when I asked for a ladder to reach the top shelf a bit more easily.

14:05 <Cepheid> <Me>  "I need a ladder so I can face the product on the top shelf more easily."  <Co-worker>  "Ah, you're tall enough.  You can reach it."  <Me>  "The last time I tried reaching it, I pulled a muscle in my back and was in horrible pain for two days."  <Co-worker>  "Right, let's go find a ladder!"

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14:07 <SmallskippeZ> MMMM

14:07 <SmallskippeZ> WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THE DAMN WIFI!?

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14:07 <Cepheid> No idea.

14:07 <Divide|TechSupport> SonofaGUN.  Freaking brownouts.

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14:08 <SmallskippeZ> I need food nau anyway

14:08 <RazorSharpFang> I'd like to know what's up with my connection as well.

14:08 <RazorSharpFang> Ethernet into ADSL2+ and my friends' mobile connection is better quality.

14:08 <RazorSharpFang> Even when it's wifi -> mobile

14:10 <SmallskippeZ> Mobile data is ok, but its a tiny bit slower, but the wifi drops out for no rhyme or reason

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14:11 <RazorSharpFang> Like, my ADSL line has more packet loss and jitter than the mobile data.

14:12 <Tirek> I made a thing

14:12 <Tirek> https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9911045/PRRPGThing/pedroroboarpeegee-intro-a000.mp3

14:14 <Cepheid> Heh.

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14:22 <Divide|TechSupport> When tea makes one jittery while coffee does not, you know it's a good cuppa.

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14:30 <RazorSharpFang> Ugh, my head hurts

14:30 <RazorSharpFang> I need to get some sleep

14:31 <RazorSharpFang> sudo shutdown -f 0

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14:47 <LunaticHell> goooooood morning, equestria

14:47 <SkyHighAway> Hi

14:48 <SkyHighAway> ....

14:48 <LunaticHell> Hi Cid

14:48 <SkyHighAway> Did anyone understand Episode 9?

14:48 <LunaticHell> Which one was that?

14:48 <SkyHighAway> The one that made no sense.

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14:48 <LunaticHell> OH

14:48 <LunaticHell> Slice of Life.

14:49 <Sketchy_Sounds> That was ep 100

14:49 <LunaticHell> Basic line: it's about dem background ponies.

14:49 <LunaticHell> ep 100 aka season 5 episode 9

14:49 <SkyHighAway> :P

14:50 <LunaticHell> I just googled it to make sure of it.

14:50 <SkyHighAway> It made no sense until like the last scene.

14:50 <SkyHighAway> I was like: "Oooh! So that's what that was all about!"

14:51 <mniip> yeah I liked it a lot too

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14:52 <SkyHighAway> I laughed all the way through it. I have no idea why

14:52 <LunaticHell> I'd say they wanted to celebrate a lil bit, the show and the fandom.

14:52 <LunaticHell> Because it was so strange and confusing.

14:53 <mniip> SkyHighAway, I literally rofled when derpy shut the door in front of mane6

14:53 <LunaticHell> When I was watching it, my brain was constantly asking "what?"

14:53 <SkyHighAway> What set me off was literally the beginning scene

14:53 <SkyHighAway> Derp.

14:54 <SkyHighAway> ~muffin?~

14:54 <mniip> oh yes

14:54 <mniip> that

14:54 *** Gilda is now known as Fall

14:54 <SkyHighAway> Also Bon Bon.

14:54 <mniip> also the fact that lyra sat on the chair in a non-pony way

14:55 <SkyHighAway> It was like a massive comedy sketch that made no sense in the series. Only by itself.

14:55 <LunaticHell> Let's say she sat on the chair in a "lyra way"...

14:55 <LunaticHell> Steven Universe did something similar...

14:55 <SkyHighAway> Bon Bon has been found by the evil bug bear!

14:56 <SkyHighAway> Seven Universe?

14:56 <SkyHighAway> Steven*

14:56 <mniip> oh also the twilight staff

14:57 <KooK> Are you guys talking about MLP?

14:57 <KooK> Gross

14:58 <Finwe> Messrs KooK, mniip, SkyHighAway and LunaticHell.

14:58 <KooK> Finnish

14:58 * Finwe doffs his hat and casually hugs a LunaticHell.

14:58 * LunaticHell uncasually hugs a Finwe and giggles.

14:58 <Finwe> o3o

14:59 * Finwe noms on Heartbreak's tail.

15:00 <mniip> KooK, UR JUST 2 INSECURE IN UR MASCULINITY TO WATCH MLP

15:00 <Mike_Coltfield> Poni?

15:00 <Finwe> Poni!

15:01 * Finwe ponies Mike_Coltfield.

15:01 * Mike_Coltfield becomes a pony.

15:01 <KooK> sure, we'll go with that

15:01 <Mike_Coltfield> Yes, we will

15:01 <Mike_Coltfield> My goldfish demands it.

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15:02 <Mike_Coltfield> This said, it's also demanding the finest muffins and bagels in the land, or at least in the Hempfield, PA area.

15:02 <User_1217> What's my name again?

15:02 * Finwe boops a Mike_Coltfield's goldfish.

15:02 <User_1217> oh yeah, that's it.

15:03 <Finwe> User_1217: Your name is User_1217.

15:03 <Finwe> o3o

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15:03 <SkyHighAway> ....

15:03 <Finwe> Or was.

15:03 <SkyHighAway> I have an inkling as to who that might be.

15:04 * mniip greps violently

15:04 <Mike_Coltfield> Is it Larson? I'll be it's Larson. Quick! Hide all the Sharpies.

15:04 <mniip> SkyHighAway, it's you!

15:04 <KooK> I'm so freaking sore, I cut down 3 trees and trimmed 3 more yesterday, and I had to get in one and yank vines down from it for a good half hour.

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15:05 * Finwe fines KooK for cutting trees in built-up area without permission.

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15:06 <SkyHighAway> Hm?

15:06 <KooK> For cutting trees in my yard?

15:06 <SkyHighAway> mniip: why would it be me?

15:06 <Finwe> KooK: Yes.

15:06 <Mike_Coltfield> KooK: My goldfish suggests submersion in water that is heated to above room ambient temperatures and is treated with oils and salts.

15:06 <mniip> SkyHighAway, crypted parts of your hosts match

15:06 <Finwe> KooK: My friend's father got fined for that very reason.

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15:07 <KooK> Well this is Murica

15:07 <Finwe> o3o

15:07 <KooK> Mike - I don't have a bathtub I trust

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15:09 <JoshW> hello!

15:09 <Finwe> KooK: As trees have a substantial effect on the street view, you need a permit from the city planning council for cutting them down.

15:10 * Lenfant_Sauvage waves at JoshW.

15:10 * JoshW waves to Lenfant_Sauvage

15:10 <LunaticHell> oh hi Len

15:10 <Finwe> But only in built-up areas; if you live in middle of nowhere you can cut down trees as you like.

15:10 <Mike_Coltfield> Finwe: Depends on city ordinances and home owners associations.

15:10 <Finwe> Lt Sausage!

15:10 <Finwe> _o7

15:11 <KooK> These trees are behind my house

15:11 * LunaticHell looks at Finwe o. ô

15:11 <Finwe> Mike_Coltfield: Not here.

15:11 * JoshW looks at LunaticHell.

15:11 <LunaticHell> Len: Coincidentally enough you arrived at the perfect Rarity time.

15:11 <LunaticHell> https://derpibooru.org/275886

15:11 <Lenfant_Sauvage> o3o

15:11 <LunaticHell> Because Rarity.

15:11 <Finwe> And city ordinances were replaced by a law some years ago.

15:12 <Finwe> So now it's same rules in every town in Finland.

15:12 <LunaticHell> Also: her glass is empty, you know what to do. xD

15:12 * Finwe snuggles the Lenfant_Sauvage.

15:12 <Tirek> Not buy her a drink like a sap? She can spongue off of someone else.

15:13 <Tirek> The artist, however, is very good and I wouldn't mind tossing them a few bones.

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15:13 <LunaticHell> Would you think that Rarity would enjoy a metropolitan?

15:14 <LunaticHell> Pardon me, I meant MARE-tropolitan.

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15:14 * Finwe raritifies a Lenfant_Sauvage.

15:15 * JoshW blinks

15:15 <Finwe> Mr JoshW.

15:16 * Finwe doffs his hat.

15:16 <JoshW> Mr Finwe.

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15:16 <JoshW> Hi.

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15:20 <Smooze> Time to sleep.

15:21 <Finwe> Καλισπέρα σας, Mr Arkomeda.

15:21 * Finwe doffs his hat.

15:24 * Finwe is also uncertain of whether one should use tonos above the epsilon or not.

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15:25 <Finwe> Mr matttheshadowman.

15:25 * Finwe doffs his hat.

15:25 * Lenfant_Sauvage zips onto Finwe's head before he can replace his hat on his head.

15:25 <Finwe> o3o

15:25 * matttheshadowman tips his bonnet to Finwe

15:26 * Finwe has a stylish Lenfant_Sauvage hat now.

15:26 <LunaticHell> SkyHighAway: I'm calling you Cid, k?

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15:31 <ProjectCarthage> I'm actually getting rather good response on Derpibooru for my drawing, a nice comment, and it started with upvotes for once!

15:32 <Lenfant_Sauvage> There ya go!

15:32 <ProjectCarthage> Everything else I've put on there has 5-7 Downvoteed points, and this one that has 47 Up was an exploitable meme from Make new Friends but Keep Discord.

15:33 <Divide|TechSupport> Dear customers.  While I can appreciate that you are undoubtedly quite lonely, we are a technical support service, not a shoulder on which to cry.  Please stop dragging up my handle times by remaining on the phone for 45 FREAKING MINUTES when I have people I can actually /help./

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15:35 <ProjectCarthage> But yeah, honestly, this is turning out a lot better than that one drawing of my OC I put up a while back

15:35 <Divide|TechSupport> Also, the two worst words in the English language are 'computer illiterate'.  You know that illiteracy is something you should generally strive to FIX?  Yeah.

15:35 <ProjectCarthage> A thing I uploaded 6 MONTHS AGO

15:36 <ProjectCarthage> So, I'm actually showing signs of improvement!

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15:41 <ProjectCarthage> Honestly, you guys have no idea, I'm feeling better about this whole "Improving my drawing skill" thing.

15:41 <Lenfant_Sauvage> o3o d

15:42 <Lenfant_Sauvage> OCs are hard to impress people with, so it's good to start off with things like that and then build your talents over time

15:43 <ProjectCarthage> Atleast I know the rules of how to NOT FiM-OC

15:44 <ProjectCarthage> No Black and red Alicorns, and make sure the character has some kind of flaw so it's not a Mary Sue/Gary Stu

15:44 <Arkomeda> Finwe, you got it fine

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15:45 <Arkomeda> But its καλησπέρα

15:45 <Lenfant_Sauvage> I kept my OC simple. He's a musician unicorn with conjuration magic. I could flesh it out more if I had the need to but he's still no alicorn of darkness and shadow o3o

15:47 <Sketchy_Sounds> Mine're all pretty simple ideas as well.

15:47 <Pokota> I think most of us have simple OCs

15:47 <Sketchy_Sounds> Artist/musician pony, Royal Guard pony, sandwich shop girl pony, etc

15:47 <Pokota> Historian pony

15:48 <ProjectCarthage> I just know that those are the signs of a bad OC, No Black and Red Alicorns, some kind of flaw, and the design shouldn't be overcomplicated

15:48 <Lenfant_Sauvage> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9BnqJYQXkY Possibly THE grooviest extreme metal track. S'so good.

15:48 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Keep Of Kalessin Necropolis

15:49 <Pokota> The problem with saying "some kind of flaw" is that's vague.

15:49 <Pokota> Vague is bad because it's easy to make a pointless flaw

15:49 <KooK> Your face is vague

15:49 <Sketchy_Sounds> Then the easier thing would be to say "make them imperfect".

15:49 <ProjectCarthage> There we go, that's more like it.

15:50 <Pokota> In my case, Golden Plate is lacking in money (a pointless flaw in the context of the one story he's supposed to be in, though it led to the plot) and tends to overthink things (a flaw I can exploit provided I remember it)

15:50 <Sketchy_Sounds> A character must be imperfect in some way in order for people to relate to them.

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15:51 <Divide|TechSupport> Microsoft.  Microsoft, stahp.  I do not want Windows 10 anymore, stop it.

15:51 * Pokota makes a note to disable gwx on his laptop

15:51 <Sketchy_Sounds> Oddly enough, ym PC hasn't bothered me to upgrade to 10 yet. I get the feeling it's because this PC has a MSDN-provided Product Key.

15:52 <Sketchy_Sounds> **my

15:52 <Divide|TechSupport> Sketchy: That'd do it, yes.

15:52 <Divide|TechSupport> Pretty sure that's akin to running Enterprise.

15:52 <Sketchy_Sounds> Figured as much, cos that has to be done through Volume Licensing or something instead.

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15:52 <Sketchy_Sounds> Sort of, though it's only running 7 Pro.

15:52 <Jmygamers> Hi.

15:53 <Sketchy_Sounds> Still, getting hold of a new Key shouldn't be that expensive; I know 7's gone way down in price over the last few years.

15:53 <Divide|TechSupport> Hi.  In any event, GWX is disabled on my laptop, but the files have downloaded already (I decided to snag 'em 'just in case'), and so every time Windows Update goes through it bugs me and bugs me.

15:53 <Sketchy_Sounds> But I think I'll wait til nearer the end of the free upgrade window for them to fix the bugs first.

15:53 <Pokota> ah. Yeah, I think you'd have to remove the update that installed the files to get it to stop

15:54 <Jmygamers> Uhm im sorry for asking but what are we talking about, and I need help.

15:54 <Sketchy_Sounds> We were talking about Windows 10. What's up?

15:54 <Pokota> Jmygamers: Help with what?

15:54 <Divide|TechSupport> Pokota: That or a refresh of Windows 8--hahaha no.

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15:55 <Jmygamers> Im kinda testing this program out for live streaming and wanted to know if its working. If you could give a second of your time and look for me that would be awesome. :) Link: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3nfcmNzmxbgEUX_W7Uw2Sw/live

15:55 <Sketchy_Sounds> What program?

15:56 <Jmygamers> It is called Xsplit.

15:56 <Sketchy_Sounds> OK it's working, but the resolution is awful, at least on the capture you had of the chat window.

15:56 <Sketchy_Sounds> Oh ew, XSplit

15:56 <Sketchy_Sounds> I hope you didn't pay for it already seeing as there's better software out there.

15:56 <mniip> >not using barebones ffmpeg

15:57 <Jmygamers> I diddnt dont worry using the trial.

15:57 <Sketchy_Sounds> mniip hush, not everyone knows how to do that. :p

15:57 <matttheshadowman> XSplit is bleh, then again i use a mix of programs on my Mac, CocoaSplit has one hell of a good encoder

15:57 <matttheshadowman> Still I'd take XSplit over OBS... just

15:57 <Sketchy_Sounds> Jmygamers: look up OBS. It does everything XSplit does, but with less CPU overhead.

15:57 <mniip> Jmygamers, well the image is static but I can hear the keyboard :P

15:57 <Sketchy_Sounds> It's also completely free.

15:57 <matttheshadowman> Sketchy_Sounds That's true but OBS has a terrible encoder

15:58 <FreezeFrame> I was gonna say, free is the best price point.

15:58 <Jmygamers> Ok thank you ill check it out.

15:58 <Sketchy_Sounds> Not that terrible. It happily manages 50fps 1080p streaming for me.

15:58 <Sketchy_Sounds> **60fps

15:58 <FreezeFrame> Also, OBS worked fine for me streaming my Four Job Fiesta run, with face-cam.

15:58 <FreezeFrame> So like 5 different windows being captured.

15:59 <Jmygamers> Ok, thank you. Ill take down the stream and check out OBS.

15:59 <Sketchy_Sounds> If you think OBS's encoder is bad, you probably configured it incorrectly :p

15:59 <matttheshadowman> Mind you I haven't used Windows OBS in a whikle and stopped using the Beta Multi-Platform edition for Mac as it's pretty featureless

16:00 <Jmygamers> Nevermind, I already have it 0_0.

16:00 <matttheshadowman> Sketchy_Sounds Possibly, though I will say CocoaSplit has far more options and works through Sython so I can use CamTwist

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16:00 <Sketchy_Sounds> Ah, you're a Mac user?

16:01 <Sketchy_Sounds> That would explain you not liking OBS :p

16:02 <Sketchy_Sounds> If you're using it on an actual Windows machine rather than via BootCamp on Mac hardware it performs quite nicely.

16:02 <matttheshadowman> I didn't mind it for Windows, it was the only way i could stream Philips CDi games on my old turd of a laptop

16:02 <Sketchy_Sounds> o lawd, CDi games

16:02 <Sketchy_Sounds> The Zelda ones?

16:02 <Sketchy_Sounds> Great! I'll get my stuff!

16:03 <Lenfant_Sauvage> I can't wait to bomb some Dodongos!

16:03 <matttheshadowman> I did try those but the emulator but most of the in-game cutscene swouldn;t work. Hotel Mario worked fine though, cutscenes and all

16:03 <Divide|TechSupport> Mah boy, true peace is what all warriors strive foh.

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16:03 <Sketchy_Sounds> I wonda wat creepy Bowsa's up to

16:04 <matttheshadowman> All I'll say is CDi emulation is a pig to get working right. Doesn't help that there's only one main emulator available that's terrible plus you can use MESS, I use MESS as it at least allows you to use a controller.

16:05 <Divide|TechSupport> Sketchy: Swing your arms from side to side...

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16:08 <Sketchy_Sounds> Divide|TechSupport, that's from the Super Mario Bros Super Show. Also the line from the King was "Mah boi, this peace is what all true warriors strive for".

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16:09 <Jmygamers> Ok

16:09 <Jmygamers> I think I set it up correctly.

16:09 <Sketchy_Sounds> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofbhkbk42Jc

16:09 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about YTPMV - Scrub Scrub Scrub by King Harkinian

16:09 <Sketchy_Sounds> ^ best CDi Zelda thing ever

16:09 <Pi> https://soundcloud.com/2007excalibur2007/michael-labeoufson-do-it

16:12 <matttheshadowman> :)

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16:14 <Big_Mac> Hey guyssss

16:14 <Big_Mac> Nopony is here?

16:15 <Big_Mac> Pshh

16:15 <Big_Mac> Who saw the intro for Friendship Games?

16:15 <Big_Mac> I did ;P

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16:18 <Finwe> o3o

16:18 <Finwe> Big Mac was obviously in hurry.

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16:24 <Cyan_Spark> Who listens to Luna Radio?

16:25 <StormDashNLR> i do

16:26 <Cyan_Spark> Have you ever heard tracks space-related?

16:26 <StormDashNLR> yes

16:26 <Finwe> Arkomeda: Oh, I did, did I? o3o!!

16:27 <Cyan_Spark> I'm trying to find one about a filly who wishes to go into space, or something like that. Do you know the name of the track?

16:27 <StormDashNLR> i dont remember the name

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16:27 <SmallskippeZ> Im back

16:28 <Cyan_Spark> Oh...

16:28 * SmallskippeZ realises who Cyan_Spark is tapiing to

16:28 <LunaticHell> working out is hard work o3o

16:28 <SmallskippeZ> Talking*

16:28 <SmallskippeZ> LunaticHell, you don't say (!)

16:29 <LunaticHell> I do say, after I did work out a lil bit, today.

16:29 <LunaticHell> Also I baked some sapetti noodles, do you want some?

16:29 <SmallskippeZ> I realised tyat im just  naturally growing in strength

16:29 <SmallskippeZ> Oo, yes pleas

16:29 <LunaticHell> It's so hard for me to develop muscles.

16:30 <SmallskippeZ> Y?

16:30 <LunaticHell> I'm rather thin-ish.

16:30 <LunaticHell> brb waking the dragon

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16:31 <SmallskippeZ> Same, im lanky but that doesn't mean my musxle doesnt build, it just doesnt show

16:31 <SmallskippeZ> Im a steel cable type

16:32 <LunaticHell> I wish I could say the same about me with certainty.

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16:38 <SmallskippeZ> Egh

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16:40 <Finwe> Mr SkippeZ_ShadoW.

16:40 * Finwe doffs his hat.

16:40 * SkippeZ_ShadoW 030's at doff

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16:57 <Divide|TechSupport> I reiterate that Microsoft Edge has managed, wonderously, to replace IE6 as the Worst Browser Ever.

16:57 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Edge is fine

16:57 <Divide|TechSupport> You're dead to me.

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16:58 <Divide|TechSupport> Edge is a browser which is hijacked as easily as a Somalian schooner, can't be reset except by going into the registry, and doesn't run in safe mode.

16:59 * SkippeZ_ShadoW facehoof

17:00 <Divide|TechSupport> And you can't get into Edge's settings unless you're actively IN the browser, which means that when an infinite-looping Javascript window pops, congratulations! You lose, good day sir.

17:01 <Divide|TechSupport> Especially since it AUTOMATICALLY RESTORES YOUR PRIOR SESSION.

17:01 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> I think i died inside slightly

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17:04 <Divide|TechSupport> No court in the land would convict me if I ever get my hands on the person who made these design choices.  Not one court in the whole land.

17:05 <CocoPommel> Ew

17:06 <CocoPommel> Also, good morning

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17:07 <CocoPommel> !Link https://youtu.be/hOZ97DFgf78

17:07 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Hawaii Five O Intro HQ

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17:21 * CocoPommel blinks

17:21 <CocoPommel> Slow morning, eh?

17:21 <CocoPommel> !Link https://youtu.be/332QlsbTk5c

17:21 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

17:21 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Muppet Babies Intro

17:21 * Finwe hats on CocoPommel.

17:21 <CocoPommel> :)

17:21 <CocoPommel> Ello

17:22 * CocoPommel is making breakfast

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17:27 * Lenfant_Sauvage just finished eating lunch! :p

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17:31 <Lenfant_Sauvage> !s3

17:31 <DerpyBot> Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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17:32 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Have you ever had a dream... That... That when you, that, that when, that when you etc

17:34 <SgtPinkie> !s6

17:34 <DerpyBot> I need 1.21 gigamuffins to find that out for you.

17:34 <SgtPinkie> !s5

17:34 <DerpyBot> The next episode airs in 5d:22h:55m:52s

17:34 <SgtPinkie> !s1

17:34 <DerpyBot> Seasons come and go... say, do you have muffins? :3

17:34 <SgtPinkie> !s2

17:34 <DerpyBot> Season 2 is over :(

17:34 <SgtPinkie> !s3

17:34 <DerpyBot> Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

17:34 <SgtPinkie> !s4

17:34 <DerpyBot> Season 4 is over :(

17:34 <DerpyBot> Muffins? :3

17:34 <SgtPinkie> Yes

17:35 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> 1.21 gigamuffins are 1,210,000,000 muffins, eight?

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17:36 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Old Meme Town

17:37 * Finwe sprays memes at Lenfant_Sauvage.

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17:37 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> DO IT!

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17:41 <CocoPommel> !Link https://youtu.be/XmGMzeLjWmg

17:41 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

17:41 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about X-Men Full Intro & Theme HQ

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17:55 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Hi Thelema5

17:56 <Thelema5> Hey

17:57 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> How you holdin up

17:57 <Thelema5> Meh

17:57 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Nuff said?

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18:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Ponified Super Mario Allstars Appears  [ http://tinyurl.com/od8ta9c ]

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18:11 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Boredom

18:11 <Lenfant_Sauvage> moderoB

18:11 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> XD

18:12 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Hi lieutenant_sausage

18:13 <Sunset-Shimmer> Ooooooh, you gon dun it!

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18:13 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> ?

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18:13 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> ヽ(*⌒∇⌒*)ノ

18:14 <Sunset-Shimmer> You called him sausage. :P He's not fond of this!

18:14 <Finwe> o3o

18:14 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Why not?

18:17 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Because for a little while that's ALL I saw from people

18:17 <Lenfant_Sauvage> It was a joke that ran cold quick

18:17 <Lenfant_Sauvage> I don't mind it so much anymore because I haven't seen it every two hours, but eh

18:18 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Oh, the only other person i think tuat uses it is finwe

18:19 * Finwe points his hoof at Azure: "It was her idea originally." o3o

18:20 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Azure and Finwe get eternal passes.

18:20 <Lenfant_Sauvage> Especially as Finwe has greeted me that way for... literally years.

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18:21 <User_5752> zup

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18:23 * Finwe snuggles Lenfant_Sauvage.

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18:23 * Lenfant_Sauvage countersnuggles.

18:23 <Finwe> Oh, Mr ProjectCarthage; Miss Heartbreak.

18:23 * Finwe doffs his hat.

18:23 <ProjectCarthage> Good day, Mr. Finwe.

18:25 <LunaticHell> https://derpiboo.ru/604548

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18:28 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Ech

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18:29 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Jontron jas spilled the beans but hasnt uploaded 5 of starcade yet... Lemmie check

18:29 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Hi crassy

18:29 <CocoPommel> Wow, how have I missed the whole sausage thing for this long?

18:29 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> No

18:29 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Idk

18:29 <CocoPommel> Mr either

18:29 <CocoPommel> Me

18:31 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Ah slippy phone

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18:34 <SugarWing> hello

18:34 <SugarWing> someone

18:34 <SugarWing> ?

18:34 <SugarWing> :(

18:34 <CocoPommel> Hm?

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18:34 <CocoPommel> Hey.

18:35 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> SugarWing hai

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18:35 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Hi SugarWing

18:35 <SugarWing> hy

18:35 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Huehuehue

18:35 * CocoPommel blinks

18:35 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Wassup CocoPommel

18:36 <CocoPommel> Not much, just had a nice breakfast. How are you doin? Feeling better?

18:36 <Divide|TechSupport> Customer.  Customer, why do you call us when you are not at the device you're experiencing issues on?  We cannot wave our magical Celestia-hair wands and fix your computers from a distance, especially if you're /driving to your destination/.

18:36 <Lenfant_Sauvage> DId you get that guy AGAIN?

18:36 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Omg

18:37 <Divide|TechSupport> Oh, no, a different customer this time.  A doctor!

18:37 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Omg the law these days

18:37 <Lenfant_Sauvage> luls

18:38 <Divide|TechSupport> And then there was the woman who wanted us to forward ports for her XBox 360 and PS4, when she was at neither of them and unable to load their settings.

18:38 <Finwe> D:

18:38 <CocoPommel> !Link https://youtu.be/b5s9lMzMhAU

18:38 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

18:38 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about The law

18:38 <Finwe> The customer is always wrong.

18:38 <Divide|TechSupport> I do not forward ports without either a DHCP reservation or a static IP, for obvious reasons.  *eyeroll*

18:39 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Divide|TechSupport forward ports?

18:40 <Divide|TechSupport> To ensure that multiplayer functionality is working, it is necessary sometimes to forward ports, or connection settings, to a particular IP address on a network.  This bypasses certain firewall restrictions.

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18:40 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Why do they need that?

18:40 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> We just connect to our hub and go

18:41 <Divide|TechSupport> Because some devices don't handle NAT types well.

18:41 <Divide|TechSupport> Or at all, really.

18:41 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Our nat type is never open, so what

18:41 <Divide|TechSupport> Yes, but it's rarely /strict/, as these customers' are.

18:42 <Divide|TechSupport> Nat type 3 (strict) is caused by a firewall blocking off certain ports, and port forwarding opens them up to a given device.

18:42 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Oh

18:43 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> I dont understand that much but ill go with it

18:43 <CocoPommel> My cat is watching tv..

18:43 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> And you're not?

18:44 <CocoPommel> He's watching the commercial for kitty shack

18:44 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Turn it off XD

18:45 <CocoPommel> I think he was looking at the other cats :3

18:45 <CocoPommel> He does like beds though

18:45 <CrassyPaddles> I'm so absolutely sick and tired of people calling Hans Zimmer a hack

18:45 <CocoPommel> Lol

18:46 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> 'O's 'e?

18:46 <Sunset-Shimmer> He's a composer, I believe

18:46 <CocoPommel> Composer

18:46 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> K

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18:49 <Divide|TechSupport> Then there was one customer.  "While they were doing work on the driveway in my home, they cut a cable.  I'd like you to send a technician to take a look and give me an estimate." "Certainly, one moment please.  Ah, it looks like your services are all online and functional..." "But they cut a cable!  I want to make sure that nothing's gone wrong." "Are you certain that wasn't [competitors']

18:49 <Divide|TechSupport> cable?" "YES, I have only you guys here, now send a tech!"

18:50 <Divide|TechSupport> I suspect that it was, indeed, a cable belonging to $competitor.

18:53 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Ohmygaw

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18:56 <DARK> hello

18:56 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Hi

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18:58 <fyrepony> im hitting for mcdonalds as soon as im not so drunk anymore

18:58 <fyrepony> i should be ok to drive in 30min+ it takes time to get there... sooo

18:59 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> What did you do?

18:59 <fyrepony> drink wine

18:59 <fyrepony> then got idea for food

18:59 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> XD

19:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Story: Doomsday Arcade [ http://tinyurl.com/omnh883 ]

19:05 <LunaticHell> Time to write on the ponynet.

19:06 <ProjectCarthage> Drawing update: http://i.imgur.com/rJvO9jW.jpg?1

19:06 <rela> niiiice

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19:08 * Divide|TechSupport boops Finwe with a mango chutney quesadilla.

19:08 * LunaticHell slaps her hooves repeatedly and randomly on the keyboard to create fgsfds.

19:09 * Divide|TechSupport also boops LunaticHell with some hay fries.

19:09 <LunaticHell> ooooooh heyfries

19:09 <CrassyPaddles> Dude, TBBBAP was right, Windrider was totally hitting on Spitfire's mom

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19:10 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> XD CrassyPaddles

19:10 <LunaticHell> For a second I thought the conclusion would be either: It was "Rainbow Dad, all along" or "Spitfire's mom was actualy Spitfire, posing as her mother"

19:10 <CrassyPaddles> 15:50

19:11 <Divide|TechSupport> Spitfire's mom has got it going on?

19:11 <LunaticHell> [obligatory "spitfire's mom is hot" pun]

19:11 <Finwe> Divide|TechSupport: When were you divided?

19:11 * Finwe noms on the quesadillas offered by Schism.

19:12 <LunaticHell> I gained a new headcannon.

19:13 <Divide|TechSupport> Headcannon (n): An explosive hat.

19:13 <LunaticHell> :P

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19:13 <LunaticHell> Spitfire's mom actually is Commander Hurricane.

19:13 <Finwe> o3o

19:13 * Finwe fires LunaticHell's headcannon.

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19:14 <Divide|TechSupport> Meanwhile, Rainbow Dash's mom is Firefly and Fluttershy's is Posey.

19:14 <LunaticHell> [b.c. the Spitfire (plane) ended up superseding the Hurricane ]

19:15 <LunaticHell> One could also make the argument that she is just a decendent of Hurricane...

19:16 <LunaticHell> !link https://derpiboo.ru/957260

19:16 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this picture is about safe andrea libman pinkie pie voice actor joke the mask (and 5 more)

19:16 <Divide|TechSupport> LunaticHell: Also, Fluttershy's dad is actually BRIAN BLESSED.

19:16 <LunaticHell> mind blown

19:17 * Finwe FUBARs LunaticHell's Spitfire.

19:20 <ProjectCarthage> https://www.dropbox.com/s/f2jagt0rbk3ypii/DrawingProgress.png < Progress chart thing I whipped up

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19:22 <Finwe> !twilight time

19:22 * DerpyBot bounces around in front of Twilight`Sparkle

19:22 <DerpyBot> Twilight time, Twilight time!

19:22 <Finwe> o3o!

19:23 <Finwe> *bouncebounce*

19:23 * Schism wigglewiggle.

19:23 <Finwe> !plot

19:23 <DerpyBot> *wigglewiggle*

19:23 <Schism> *wigglewiggle*

19:23 <Finwe> *wigglewiggle*

19:24 <Divide|TechSupport> That cheese and chutney quesadilla was indeed quite delicious...

19:25 <Finwe> Mango chutney?

19:25 <Divide|TechSupport> Yus.

19:26 <Finwe> Manstay chutney has fallen in popularity.

19:26 <Finwe> It's always mango these days.

19:26 <CrassyPaddles> How egregious do you think the writing was for making the culprit predictable?

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19:27 <Finwe> Which writing?

19:28 <CrassyPaddles> Ep 15

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19:28 <Schism> Finwe: Well, I wasn't going to go with a peanut chutney.  That wouldn't work spectacularly with cheese.

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19:29 <Finwe> S5E15? o3o?

19:29 <Finwe> I haven't seen the episode yet.

19:29 * Finwe noms on CrassyPaddles.

19:30 <Divide|TechSupport> On the 19th of June, 2013, Jason McNabb ate 63 grams of bhut jolokia chili peppers in under 2 minutes.

19:30 <Divide|TechSupport> 66 grams*

19:31 <MDP> meow

19:31 <Finwe> Meow?

19:31 <MDP> myes

19:31 * Finwe strokes the meowing MDP.

19:31 * MDP purrs

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19:33 <aqualycool22> Oh my gosh, did you guys know?

19:33 <aqualycool22> Spike is voiced by a lady-woman. o3o

19:33 <MDP> know what?

19:34 <MDP> yes. kathy wesulak

19:34 <MDP> she's done that voice for many characters

19:34 <MDP> including adriene from Cybersix

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19:35 <MDP> i really should colour in these to pics... but im just so lazy

19:37 <Finwe> Procrastination prevails!

19:37 <ProjectCarthage> *Her name is Cathy Weseluck

19:37 <MDP> I tried

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19:47 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Guys?

19:47 <MDP> nyez

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19:49 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Eugh

19:49 <MDP> meow

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19:49 * aqualycool22 Meerows at MDP.

19:50 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Me and my ex had the same dream last night

19:50 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Which is weird

19:51 <MDP> wiggy

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19:52 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Wiggy? MDP

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19:54 * Snapai howdy

19:54 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Hi Snapai

19:54 <MDP> hello snapai

19:56 <CocoPommel> Greetings Snapai

19:57 <ProjectCarthage> hey Snapai

19:57 <Snapai> yooooo

19:57 <CocoPommel> x)

19:57 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> HEEY YOOU GUUYS

19:58 <ProjectCarthage> Posting this again, looking for opinions: https://www.dropbox.com/s/f2jagt0rbk3ypii/DrawingProgress.png

19:58 <CocoPommel> Sloth!

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19:59 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Ooo

19:59 <Raritea> That's an improvement.

20:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by CouchCrusader: "Rarity Investigates!": Episode Followup [ http://tinyurl.com/o5jz2mf ]

20:01 <Raritea> You definitely have all your ducklings in a row, keep on improving!

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20:20 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> I didnt realise raritea was here too

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20:29 <Abbeybunny> #EquestriaSpoilers

20:29 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> K?

20:30 <Sunset-Shimmer> use /join #equestriaspoilers

20:30 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Im missing something here

20:31 <Sunset-Shimmer> It was an error on an attempt to join the spoiler channel

20:31 <Sunset-Shimmer> not like it's needed for this weeks episode

20:31 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Eh, kk

20:31 <Persona> Or perhaps they were a strange variety of lazy and wanted to type that so they could click it to join

20:32 <Persona> were/are, really

20:32 <Persona> Although it seems more likely that they didn't know how to use /join :P

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20:33 <fyrepony> 3 more days before money!

20:33 <Persona> Yay money

20:33 <fyrepony> i iz happy poney

20:33 * SkippeZ_ShadoW grabs a big cardboard box and cuts a hole for his muzzle

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20:33 * SkippeZ_ShadoW puts box on head

20:34 <Sunset-Shimmer> Considering they didn't appear in the channel itself after that mistake, I'd say they didn't know xD

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20:37 <fyrepony> this whole thing with my friend is going way too far, so can't wait to abandon this

20:38 <fyrepony> basically he said he will rob atm if he will not somehow get like 200€ by end of week

20:38 <fyrepony> it will land him on jail

20:38 <fyrepony> it will be like 2 years

20:39 <fyrepony> its his choice so im kinda enjoying this all

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20:41 *** Thelema|away is now known as Thelema5

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20:42 <Finwe> Messrs fyrepony and Thelema5.

20:42 * Finwe doffs his hat.

20:42 <Thelema5> I just bought an old-school manual mechanical typewriter.  Does this make me a hipster now?

20:42 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Yah, people

20:42 <fyrepony> Thelema5:  it makes you massokist

20:42 <Thelema5> Hi, Finwe

20:43 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Oh Thelema5 i want that

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20:43 <Finwe> fyrepony: "Masochist". o3o

20:43 <Thelema5> It didn't work at all when I bought it for $1, but a little bit of cleaning and lubricating can go a long way... it's like new now.

20:44 <fyrepony> Thelema5:  insist filing all paperwork with it XD

20:44 <Thelema5> I just need to find a ribbon for it, because the one thats on it dried out a few decades ago

20:44 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Thelema5 did you see anything about me and trilla uaving the similar dream last night?

20:44 <Thelema5> Nah, I just got here

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20:45 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Eh

20:45 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Im not gonna explain it here coz im not allowed

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20:45 <Thelema5> I'll scroll back and read it

20:46 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Eh, it isn't on here i think

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20:47 <Thelema5> Okay.

20:48 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Yeah, but me and her had pretty mich the same dream but idk if you wanna know about it

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20:49 <Thelema5> I don't place any stock in dreams.

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20:49 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Huh?

20:49 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Thelema5 explain

20:50 <Thelema5> I don't think dreams have any significance other than being a product of our brains being flooded with cerebrospinal fluid as we sleep to flush out the chemical byproducts of normal brain activity

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20:51 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Actually dreams use as much if not more brain power as being awake

20:52 <Sunset-Shimmer> ...Pleeeeeeease provide study evidence for that statement. :P

20:53 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> ... Look youtube said so, abviously its right , pff (!)

20:54 <Thelema5> He's probably refering to EKG activity observed during REM sleep.  This activity occurs, but is not the same as cognition.  It's our brain trying to "absentmindedly" interpret random synapses firing during the sleep cycle

20:54 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Ah

20:55 <Thelema5> Regardless, dreams don't really have much meaning beyond whatever interpretation we assign them.

20:55 <Thelema5> At least, not in my understanding.

20:55 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Yee ok

20:57 <Thelema5> In Equestria, dream mechanics are obviously very different.  Magic and all

20:57 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Hokay

20:58 *** Init3-away is now known as Captian_init

20:58 <Thelema5> There is a woodpecker pecking on my house.  This is not good.

20:59 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Why? Is it just purely because of annoyajce?

20:59 <Thelema5> Because it likely means that a termite colony has moved it

20:59 <Thelema5> And is eating the wood frame of my house.

20:59 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Ooh

21:00 <Thelema5> Woodpeckers peck to eat wood-dwelling insects

21:00 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> I get it

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21:02 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> So i guess no one wants to know aboot my dream but i ghess i shouldnt tell it anyways (wait, am i subconsciously tryna get attention?)

21:03 <Fall> Not subconsciously, no :p

21:03 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Coz consciously i dont think i am

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21:05 <Thelema5> O wish this typewriter had an automatic carriage return

21:05 <Thelema5> *I

21:05 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Carriqge return?

21:05 <Snapai> enter key

21:06 <Snapai> Sort of.

21:06 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Oh

21:06 <Thelema5> It's a key which activates a spring-loaded mechanism that sends the carraige (paper-holder) back to the initial start poin and advances the paper one line.

21:07 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Ah, nstead of the soider

21:07 <Thelema5> I guess for $1 I can't complain

21:07 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Slider

21:07 <Snapai> The typewriter carriage moves the paper behind the printing point as you type.

21:07 <Snapai> Carriage return moves it back- old typewriters you had to grab a lever and sling the whole thing back

21:08 <Thelema5> Right.  This typewriter has a manual return, which is a handle on the left

21:08 <Thelema5> I have to say, I really appreciate the mechanics of this thing.  :p

21:08 <Snapai> In fact, manual carriage returns is represented in the DOS textfile format, vs the Linux one.

21:08 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> I want one!+!

21:09 <Snapai> Linux just has a linefeed character, DOS has a carriage return + linefeed combo

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21:12 <Snapai> Because in old terminal printers, telling it to feed the paper one line doesn't move the printhead back to the beginning of the line.

21:12 <Divide|TechSupport> Skippez: The 'carriage' is that part of a typewriter which moves left and right in order to type letters onto the paper.

21:16 <Finwe> Bedtiem? :3

21:17 <Finwe> !hug

21:17 <DerpyBot> Hugtiem? :3

21:17 * DerpyBot wraps her front hooves around Finwe in a tight embrace

21:17 <Finwe> Alright, hugtiem first.

21:17 <Finwe> o3o

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21:21 <Thelema5> SkippeZ_ShadoW: http://imgur.com/duwv5Zv

21:22 * Finwe noms on Thelema5's typewriter.

21:22 <Thelema5> :p

21:23 <Finwe> I think that I shall retire to my boudoir.

21:23 <Finwe> Good night, everypony!

21:23 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Yo ink needs refresh

21:23 <Thelema5> Goodnight!

21:23 * Finwe trots to the bedroom.

21:23 <Thelema5> Quite, SkippeZ_ShadoW

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21:29 <Divide|TechSupport> "Mr. Flibble is very cross."

21:29 <Raritea> Don't trust mr.Flibble

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21:33 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Egh i cant hold secrets

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21:37 * Divide|TechSupport can't let Raritea go. The king of the potato people won't let them.

21:38 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Gtg

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21:38 <Thelema5> Bye!

21:40 <Divide|TechSupport> "So, let me get this straight.  You want to fly on a magic carpet to go see the king of the potato people and beg for your freedom.  And you're telling me you're completely sane?"

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21:54 <Thelema5> Only the mad never question their sanity.

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22:00 <Thelema5> Woah.  The manual mechanical typewriter I just bought for $1 and fixed seems to sell regularly for $65 on ebay.  Should I keep it, or flip it?

22:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Animation: A Little Problem  [ http://tinyurl.com/oqrbw5c ]

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22:01 <Smooze> Thelema5: If you think you could sell it, do so. You're in a tight spot, monetarily.

22:01 <Smooze> Infact, if you can reliably do such repairs, perhaps you ought to make a business out of it.

22:02 <Thelema5> I just got lucky... all it needed was a goo cleaning and lubrication

22:02 <Thelema5> *good

22:04 <Smooze> Ah.

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22:42 <Heartbreak> Yo Pon-boys and Equ-Girls.

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22:49 <SgtPinkie> According to the topic, it's your birthday Heartbreak

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22:49 <SgtPinkie> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdIRrmNN_CQ

22:49 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Older - They Might Be Giants (best, official video)

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23:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Comic: Production / Turnabout Rarity / Rarity PI [ http://tinyurl.com/q7o838t ]

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23:15 <Heartbreak> SgtPinkie: That it is!

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23:36 <Seoson> t

23:36 <Seoson> Ups -.-

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