Log archive of EquestriaDaily for Tuesday, 2016-05-24

00:02 <CleverDerpy> an onion warrior never cries, he just sheds liquid pride~

00:05 <CleverDerpy> I mean a living onion warrior, not the clan of ninjas

00:09 <LunaticHell> o. o

00:09 <LunaticHell> Actually it'd make more sense to say "an onion knight never dies, he just sheds his skin"

00:10 <LunaticHell> ...that's brutal.

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00:10 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Sweep MORE! - Sweeping the 3rd [ http://tinyurl.com/hawqfq5 ]

00:11 <LunaticHell> *giggle*

00:11 <LunaticHell> CleverDerpy: What do the wonderbolts use to eat their breakfast?

00:11 <LunaticHell> Wonder bowls.

00:12 <LunaticHell> And they drink their coffee from the "equestrian cup". *giggle*

00:13 <CleverDerpy> an onion warrior doesn't tan, he browns

00:13 <CleverDerpy> heehee, that is silly~

00:14 <CleverDerpy> An onion warrior doesn't care about beef, he is served frequently with it

00:15 <CleverDerpy> now THAT, is dark humor.

00:16 <CleverDerpy> An onion warrior doesn't peel, he merely reflects his inner beauty

00:18 <CleverDerpy> An onion warrior doesn't need karate, his tastes reflect that chop.

00:18 <LunaticHell> huh

00:18 <LunaticHell> We need more pony jokes.

00:18 <CleverDerpy> An onion warrior doesn't bite, he crunches

00:19 <CleverDerpy> =3

00:19 <LunaticHell> brb

00:19 <Finwe> Hold the door!

00:19 <Finwe> Lt CleverDerpy!

00:19 <Finwe> _o7

00:20 <CleverDerpy> RAdm. Finwe

00:20 * CleverDerpy salutes

00:20 * Finwe hugs the CleverDerpy.

00:20 <CleverDerpy> we invented something

00:20 <CleverDerpy> onion warrior philosophy~

00:20 <Finwe> o3o?

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00:20 <Finwe> What might that be, if I may enquire?

00:21 <CleverDerpy> An onion warrior doesn't slice his foes, he minces

00:21 <Finwe> I see.

00:21 <CleverDerpy> An onion warrior doesn't die, he merely takes the form of smell.

00:22 <Finwe> But still: Ho(ld the) door!

00:22 <CleverDerpy> I just started a meme, I think...

00:22 * CleverDerpy holds it

00:23 <Finwe> Just don't look at the army of the dead, otherwise you risk losing your sanity.

00:23 <CleverDerpy> Finwe, I am half dead...

00:23 <CleverDerpy> part zombie, remember?

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00:23 * Finwe just watched the newest episode of Game of Thrones.

00:24 <CleverDerpy> Mane of thrones~

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00:24 <Finwe> Mane of Pones.

00:24 <Finwe> o3o

00:25 <CleverDerpy> hee, that's a good one~

00:26 <CleverDerpy> An onion warrior doesn't smile, because he is an onion.

00:26 <CleverDerpy> I should write these down

00:26 * CleverDerpy scribbles on a piece of paper with her wings

00:27 <Finwe> The poor boy saw and heard what was required of him in the future and went dull-witted, repeating the words of Meera Reed: "Hold the door!"

00:27 <Finwe> Which quite quickly got corrupted into "Hodor!"

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00:28 <CleverDerpy> heehee~

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00:42 <Twilight`Sparkle> hello from the other side

00:45 <Mudwise> the other side?

00:45 <Twilight`Sparkle> oth-er side

00:45 <Schism> She's got friends on the other side.

00:46 * Mudwise chuckles. "Okay,"

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00:54 <CleverDerpy> Little parlor trick, don't worry~

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00:59 <Cepheid> Hey schism.  All dragons are dead.

01:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Spotlight Music: Like Breathing / Arf  [ http://tinyurl.com/hu5jxm6 ]

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01:02 <Twilight`Sparkle> You did it!

01:03 <Cepheid> That accursed frost dragon... I dunno who designed him, but sheesh.

01:03 <Schism> Cepheid: Huzzah!

01:04 <Cepheid> Next up is gearing up my team.  Which involves killing monsters for their drops and conditional drops.  Also FOEs.

01:05 <Cepheid> Killed all but one FOE in the Claret Hollows.  Last one is as troublesome as a dragon.

01:07 <Cepheid> Go in, hits with a stab/blinding attack for 500+ damage against the party.  Then regularly summons enemies that have an insanely high chance of causing instant death with their regular attack.

01:08 <Twilight`Sparkle> you need ID immunity.

01:08 <Cepheid> Then I would die from the party attack.

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01:09 <Cepheid> Stab resist lowers the damage to survivable levels.  Alas, I cannot equip a stab resist accessory and instant death resist accessory at the same time.

01:10 <Twilight`Sparkle> Use pickle shields.

01:10 <Cepheid> No...  I think the best tactic is to use stab resist, then hit the summons with sleep or confusion and not kill them.  As long as they are alive, more are not summoned.

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01:11 <CleverDerpy> Twilight`Sparkle, I heard you hit new single~

01:11 <CleverDerpy> can you sign my sweep sweep sweep sweep album?

01:11 <Twilight`Sparkle> ...this must be a reference to a recent episode.

01:12 <Twilight`Sparkle> Did Twilight do a Whistle While You Work style song?

01:13 <Cepheid> It's kinda frustrating.  There is a death resist shield, but its chance of success is almost nil against the enemies.  I need resist ++++, the shield provides +++.

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01:17 <Spit_Fire> Hi HI ^_^

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01:19 <Vulpor> Nedemai good to see you again

01:21 <Twilight`Sparkle> hi

01:24 * Schism adds tea to milk, rather than milk to tea.

01:25 * Vulpor adds coke to rum instead of rum to coke

01:25 * Vulpor adds a lime slice

01:25 * Twilight`Sparkle adds cream to ice instead of ice to cream

01:25 <Vulpor> Cuba Libre'

01:25 <Vulpor> lol

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01:35 <Cepheid> Hmm.  No success yet.  I'll continue tomorow.  Logic would dictate they can be defeated.  It just requires something I lack.  Be it a set of skills or equipment.

01:36 <Cepheid> One idea is binding the head.  A survivalist can get skills to bind, as well as ensure a first move against the enemy.

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01:38 <Sombra> HAY

01:38 <Sombra> What's this pink discordy looking thing? http://lopoddity.deviantart.com/art/New-Life-572551849

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01:39 <Lumindia> wow

01:39 <Lumindia> I just noticed they remixed some of the classic doom songs for Doom 4

01:39 <Sombra> It's cute whatever it is.

01:39 <Lumindia> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j05hzwQf8pA listen to this

01:39 <Surreal_Nightmares> Banana.

01:39 <Cepheid> https://twitter.com/yuto0812127/status/734696373807812608  when you need to go downstairs and look cute at the same time.

01:40 <Lumindia> specifically around 0:30

01:40 <Cepheid> You just noticed that now Lumin?

01:40 <Cepheid> I heard a number of Doom 1 remixes.

01:40 <Lumindia> Ceph, I've only heard the music as background to shooting demons

01:40 <Schism> Hmm.  Pandora... Sombra, evidently that would be Discord's daughter.

01:40 <Lumindia> I've been too busy focusing on NOT DYING to pay close attention to the music

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01:42 <Cepheid> I noticed it while trying not to die.

01:42 <Surreal_Nightmares> Skillz.

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01:43 <Sombra> http://lopoddity.deviantart.com/art/Go-Away-581650919

01:45 <Cepheid> No.  Just a strange, hearing-loss-defying ability to separate music from random noise.

01:46 <Surreal_Nightmares> Skillllzzzz.

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01:50 <Schism> ... snrk.  Shortest vignette ever.

01:51 <Schism> 'The Sun has set, and Luna presides over her Night Court in Canterlot.  "Mac, call the next case."'

01:53 <Schism> (A joke which very few here are likely to get.)

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02:00 <Spit_Fire> O.O

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02:02 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by The Illustrious Q: My Little Pony Comics Officially Released in Brazil! [ http://tinyurl.com/zuxpcpl ]

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02:30 <Twilight`Sparkle> I am das military powerhouse.

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02:31 <Angelshy> Hello

02:31 <Mudwise> hello

02:32 <Angelshy> How is everybody?

02:32 <Angelshy> Does anybody have a Wii U or 3DS?

02:33 <Mudwise> why?

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02:34 <Angelshy> Cause I have a Wii U and plan on getting a 2DS

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02:47 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Hi Vulpor.

02:47 <Vulpor> Hey Nosy

02:48 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Overwatch and Mirror's Edge comes out tomorrow.

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02:54 <Tirek> Overwatch is out now.

02:55 <Surreal_Nightmares> Lol.

02:57 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Ou.

02:57 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Oh.

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03:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Nightly Discussion #722 [ http://tinyurl.com/zynxpxw ]

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03:05 <Thelema5> Hello, everypony.

03:05 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Hi.

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03:48 <Thelema5> This place is hoppin' tonight!

03:49 <Tirek> Its bunny day.

03:49 * Thelema5 dons bunny ears

03:49 <Thelema5> Tirek, you KNOW you want to cosplay Angel Bunny

03:49 <Thelema5> :P

03:49 <wobniaR> He'd be perfect for it

03:50 <Twilight`Sparkle> I am space-based imperial juggernaut.

03:51 <Thelema5> Creepy pickup line: "Would you be my Angel Bunny if I were your Fluttershy?"

03:51 <Twilight`Sparkle> No.

03:51 <wobniaR> That's not even a pickup line lol

03:51 <Thelema5> Well I donno, I haven't been single in a long time

03:51 <Thelema5> I guess that's a good thing.

03:52 <Tirek> No.

03:52 * Thelema5 throws birthday cake scented confetti around

03:52 <Tirek> Besides I don't like the way rabbits are drawn in FiM.

03:53 <Thelema5> !link rabbit

03:53 <DerpyBot> http://e926.net/post/show/167490/angel_-mlp-blue_eyes-crossover-equine-female-flutt

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03:53 <Thelema5> Is Flutters cosplaying Sunbutt in that image?  ah ha ha

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03:54 <Thelema5> I'm sure I don't understand it

03:54 <Twilight`Sparkle> No, she's just a Solar Exalted.

03:55 <Thelema5> A caramel salted?

03:55 <wobniaR> Praise the Sun

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03:56 * Surreal_Nightmares praises the sun.

03:59 * Thelema5 eats caramel

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04:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Dave Polsky Heading to BronyCon [ http://tinyurl.com/zdb23qq ]

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04:04 <Schism> Twilight`Sparkle, huh.  I would have thought Fluttershy would make more of a Lunar Exalted.

04:04 <Schism> Now Twilight, she would /definitely/ be Solar.

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04:06 <Thelema5> Is this all some game reference?

04:07 <Schism> Yeah, a roleplaying game named Exalted.  All the player characters are enormously superhuman, to the point of insane martial arts maneuvers, spellcasting, and occasionally others.

04:07 <Thelema5> I see.

04:08 <Schism> The best quote I can think of is...

04:08 <Schism> "Yes, you're new at martial arts, and we'll start with the basics. Since you're Exalted, however, the level is raised just a little.  Now, punch that river in half."

04:08 <Thelema5> I see.

04:12 <Twilight`Sparkle> I don't know the exalteds myself.

04:12 <Twilight`Sparkle> All I know is that that particular picture depicts Flutters as a Solar.

04:12 <Schism> Solar Exalted are the spellcasters, the tinkerers, the scholars.  Lunar Exalted are more in touch with nature, and society, and the like.

04:13 <Surreal_Nightmares> Gunz.

04:14 <Twilight`Sparkle> All I know about Exalted I got from Glorious Shotgun Princess.

04:14 <Twilight`Sparkle> In which Shepard punches the sickness out of Thane's lungs.

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04:16 <Twilight`Sparkle> Holy good gravy.

04:17 <Twilight`Sparkle> The AI empires in this game are incredibly stupid when dealing with the AI Rebellion crisis

04:18 <Twilight_Shimmer> what game Twilight`Sparkle

04:18 <Twilight`Sparkle> I hand them a system, because I don't have the planet limit to hold on to them, and they're scattered...

04:18 <Twilight`Sparkle> And there are /NO/ synth or robotic pops on those systems.

04:18 <Twilight`Sparkle> Within /days/ the systems are Machine Consciousness.

04:19 <Twilight`Sparkle> Why, AI, why did you build a synthetic pop. You are dumb.

04:19 <Twilight`Sparkle> Twilight_Shimmer: Stellaris.

04:19 <Twilight_Shimmer> never heard of it

04:19 <Twilight_Shimmer> is it free to play?

04:19 <Twilight`Sparkle> It's new.

04:19 <Twilight`Sparkle> No.

04:19 <Twilight_Shimmer> damn

04:19 <Twilight`Sparkle> It's not an MMO at all.

04:19 <Surreal_Nightmares> Lol.

04:21 * Schism is now known as Twilight!Schism. Wait, no, that's probably not a good idea.

04:21 <Twilight_Shimmer> XD

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04:29 <Thelema5> I found a tiny wild bird egg on the ground today, cracked open from the fall from it's nest.  Sadly, the half-formed bird inside didn't survive http://i.imgur.com/RIU38ID.png

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04:30 <Thelema5> I wonder what sort of bird it would have been?

04:30 <Surreal_Nightmares> Heh. I remember taking in a baby mockingbird.

04:31 <Thelema5> Neat!

04:31 <Surreal_Nightmares> It's mum pushed it out of the nest because sick.

04:31 * Twilight_Shimmer teleports back in and lands atop Twilight`Sparkle head

04:31 <Thelema5> Poor thing!  What became of it?

04:31 <Surreal_Nightmares> Since we took it in, it got better and just flew away when it was old enough.

04:32 <Surreal_Nightmares> He liked to perch on my dog's nose.

04:32 <Twilight_Shimmer> XD

04:32 <Twilight_Shimmer> talk about BirdDog

04:32 <Thelema5> Awesome!

04:32 <Surreal_Nightmares> Didn't need an alarm anymore thanks to the bird. XD

04:34 <Thelema5> Tonight I cooked up a giant morel mushroom I wild-scavenged on Sunday; quartered it and pan fried it in butter and garlic with a light flour dredge.  It was lovely but not as strongly flavored as I've had in the past.  Maybe it was just past it's peak?  Seemed a bit on the dry side when I found it.

04:34 <Thelema5> If I turn up dea from liver failure, you'll know I misidentified it

04:34 <Thelema5> *dead

04:34 <Surreal_Nightmares> Deds.

04:35 <Thelema5> Could be

04:35 <Surreal_Nightmares> Dedz.

04:35 <Thelema5> Dehdz

04:35 <FedoraMane> Bedz

04:35 <Surreal_Nightmares> Hedz.

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04:36 <Surreal_Nightmares> I freakin' love house music.

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04:54 <Thelema5|away> I freakin' love house comforts, like couches, beds, and pantries

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04:59 <Surreal_Nightmares> Lol.

05:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Simple PMV Compilation #158 [ http://tinyurl.com/hg8ktzn ]

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05:21 <Thelema5> I wonder if I should endevor to read 'Atlas Shrugged' again?

05:22 <Thelema5> It /was/ a huge pile of papers and ideas to sort through the first time

05:22 *** Surreal_Nightmares is now known as Surry

05:23 <Surry> !stats

05:23 <Unixkitty> https://unixkitty.com/stats/EquestriaDaily/

05:23 <Thelema5> Oh good!  I'm no longer head nerd there

05:24 <Thelema5> No please bury the longer stats, they're embarrasing

05:24 <Thelema5> *now

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05:24 * Ali boops Thelema5!

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05:24 <Surreal_Nightmares> Lawl.

05:24 <Thelema5> me counerboops!

05:24 <Surreal_Nightmares> Belly snuzzles are the best snuzzles!

05:24 <Surreal_Nightmares> XD

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05:25 <Thelema5> *counter

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05:43 <Cherry> sweep

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05:47 <Cherry> ...

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05:49 <Cherry> -. . . -.. / -- --- .-. . / .-.. ..- -. .- / ... --- -. --. ...

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05:52 <Cherry> -. . . -.. / -- --- .-. . / .-.. ..- -. .- / ... --- -. --. ...

05:54 <Braixen> Codding^

05:55 <Cherry> ?

05:59 <Surreal_Nightmares> Yus.

05:59 <Gladiolus> o3o

06:00 <Cherry> idk

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06:05 <KooK> Are there any cops around?

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06:06 <KooK> !link Human

06:06 <DerpyBot> http://derpiboo.ru/560707

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06:06 <KooK> Mods are asleep, post humans

06:06 <Mudwise> human I am

06:07 <KooK> Shut it Yoda, you'll never be a real boy.

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06:12 <nightowl> hurry up and be fall already!!!!

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06:14 <nightowl> must have fnaf 5

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06:14 <Surreal_Nightmares> Wut.

06:15 <nightowl> fnaf 5

06:17 <Starflurry> What does fnaf stand for?

06:17 <Mudwise> five nights at freddy's

06:17 <Starflurry> Oh, alright.

06:17 <Surreal_Nightmares> That thing died on me when the second game came out.

06:18 <Starflurry> I personally wasn't much of a fan.

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06:22 <Surreal_Nightmares> Ali!

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06:23 <Surreal_Nightmares> No more pone number!

06:23 <Ali> That's what happens when you're gaming and you don't see the dc

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06:23 <Surreal_Nightmares> Lawl.

06:23 <Surreal_Nightmares> What game?

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06:34 <Ali> Stellaris

06:34 <Surreal_Nightmares> Lol.

06:36 <Schism> "You blow up /one/ sun, and you never hear the end of it."

06:36 <Not-Renny> o_o

06:36 <Surreal_Nightmares> :P

06:36 <Not-Renny> You guys are still playing that?

06:36 <Schism> ( http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MikeNelsonDestroyerOfWorlds )

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07:11 <CleverDerpy> hiya~

07:11 * Surreal_Nightmares becomes CleverDerpy's blanket.

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07:11 * CleverDerpy lays down and purrs

07:12 * Surreal_Nightmares is a warm, floofy blanket pone.

07:13 <CleverDerpy> you know what you need?

07:13 * CleverDerpy gives Surreal_Nightmares a pretty muffin pillow

07:14 <CleverDerpy> I made it myself~

07:14 * Surreal_Nightmares purrs and snuzzles CleverDerpy.

07:14 * CleverDerpy purrs too and snuzzles back

07:15 * Surreal_Nightmares squees!

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07:29 <MarsToSirius> eyyy, Derpybot's back!

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07:34 * MarsToSirius is now supercomfy.

07:34 <Surreal_Nightmares> Yus.

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07:55 * Surreal_Nightmares blankets over Fall.

07:55 <Fall> Good morning.

07:56 <Surreal_Nightmares> It's night. :3

07:56 <CleverDerpy> it's morning here

07:56 <Fall> Not... *stares grimly towards the horizon* ...in EUROPE

07:56 <CleverDerpy> Surreal_Nightmares, stop living in the past~

07:56 <Surreal_Nightmares> Or I'm in the future. :O

07:56 <Fall> And if you're in Europe, then... you're up.

07:57 <CleverDerpy> I am always up at around 3

07:57 <CleverDerpy> i sleep during the day

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07:57 <Surreal_Nightmares> I have no set sleep schedule.

07:57 <CleverDerpy> me either

07:58 * CleverDerpy glomps Surreal_Nightmares

07:58 <CleverDerpy> pony glomp~

07:58 * Surreal_Nightmares wraps CleverDerpy in blanket.

07:58 * unicodingunicorn hats on CleverDerpy

07:58 * CleverDerpy purrs and licks the blanket

07:58 <CleverDerpy> hiya uni~

07:59 * Surreal_Nightmares snuzzles CleverDerpy and purrs.

08:00 <CleverDerpy> i think i have a seafood allergy

08:01 <CleverDerpy> i ate shrimp last night and it's kicking my plot

08:01 <Surreal_Nightmares> Bleh.

08:01 <CleverDerpy> my throat is hurting

08:01 <Surreal_Nightmares> I don't know if I have allergies yet.

08:01 <CleverDerpy> i'm pretty sure

08:01 <CleverDerpy> because i have shrimp or certain fish

08:02 * Surreal_Nightmares pats CleverDerpy with the nose.

08:02 <CleverDerpy> derp...

08:02 * CleverDerpy boops Surreal_Nightmares

08:03 * Surreal_Nightmares noms CleverDerpy's hoof.

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08:12 * Surreal_Nightmares curls up on CleverDerpy and falls asleep.

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08:14 * Sleeping_Nightmares snuzzles the muffin pillow.

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08:37 <FruitNibbler> Oh damn

08:37 <FruitNibbler> I lost another 2kg

08:37 <Finwe> o3o

08:37 <Finwe> Good morning, everypony!

08:37 <Finwe> Mr FruitNibbler.

08:37 <Finwe> 2 kilograms of your body mass?

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08:41 <FruitNibbler> Yes Finwe, 78kg now

08:41 <FruitNibbler> I wieghed 90kg just 6 month ago

08:41 <Finwe> Oh.

08:42 <Finwe> I'm 85 kg or so.

08:42 <FruitNibbler> All muscle weight too

08:42 <Finwe> But I think that I'm shorter than you.

08:42 <Finwe> 1.83 metres.

08:43 <FruitNibbler> I'm 189cm

08:46 * Not-Renny is like 80kg

08:47 * Finwe boops Not-Renny.

08:48 <Finwe> When I went to the army I weighed 69 kilogrammes. o3o

08:49 <Finwe> À propos army...

08:49 <Finwe> Lt CleverDerpy!

08:49 <Finwe> _o7

08:49 <FruitNibbler> At the age 17 I was already 189cm and only 65kg

08:49 <FruitNibbler> I was "dried out" as someone remarked

08:49 <Finwe> I went to the army at the age of 18.

08:50 <Finwe> Directly after high school.

08:50 <FruitNibbler> Mind you my bones are on the dense side and heavier than most people'S

08:50 <FruitNibbler> I skipped army o3o

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08:51 <FruitNibbler> Would go serve in German army, but not Lithuanian

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08:53 <ConfusionRift> Hello everypony.

08:54 <Not-Renny> Good night, ConfusionRift~

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08:55 * ConfusionRift waves.

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08:56 <Gladiolus> help

08:56 <DerpyBot> Anything I can do to heeeelp?

08:56 <Gladiolus> i need hugs

08:56 <Gladiolus> i just had the worst sickness in 13 years, stomach sickness anyway

08:57 <RENSleep> Yay

08:57 <Gladiolus> what is wrong with my body

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08:57 <Gladiolus> i'm cold but sweating and it's makingme colder

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08:57 * RENSleep quarantines Gladiolus

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08:58 <Gladiolus> i think it's over but for a few minutes i was just crying on the floor

08:58 <Gladiolus> i just need to like

08:58 <Gladiolus> type, right now

08:58 <RENSleep> Gladiolus: stay in bed and be miserable, take supersmall sips of water

08:58 <Gladiolus> not in bed, bed is far away

08:58 <Gladiolus> but yes

08:58 <RENSleep> And watch "How it's Made"

08:58 <RENSleep> All of it

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09:04 <ConfusionRift> That would be the best option. Lay down, and hydrate.

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09:12 <Pony_91539> I can't stop shaking

09:12 <Pony_91539> also shT

09:13 <Pony_91539> Wat

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09:22 <Gladiolus> Can't stop shaking whyyyy

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09:26 <ConfusionRift> Starting to sound like some nasty food poisoning or something.

09:26 <ConfusionRift> Maybe stomach flu.

09:27 <Fn> It does sound like ti

09:27 <Fn> it*

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09:54 <Fn> Guh I ate too many nuts

09:54 <Fn> Now I feel slightly nauseous

09:54 <Fn> All that poison in the nuts

10:01 <Gladiolus> Can't sleep

10:01 <Gladiolus> Feel too awful

10:01 <Gladiolus> Augh

10:06 * ConfusionRift hugs Gladiolus.

10:06 * unicodingunicorn snuggles Gladiolus too

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10:11 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: <unspecified> [ http://tinyurl.com/jallec2 ]

10:11 <DARK> hello =)

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10:33 <Gladiolus> I just threw up all over. U

10:33 <Gladiolus> My own bed suddenly

10:33 <Gladiolus> I know that's gross, sorry

10:34 <Gladiolus> I just need to talk

10:34 * unicodingunicorn snugs softly

10:34 <Gladiolus> Please be over

10:34 <Gladiolus> I do feel better now

10:34 <unicodingunicorn> do you feel your systems clearing?

10:34 <unicodingunicorn> that´s good

10:34 <Gladiolus> Yes

10:35 <unicodingunicorn> go sleep

10:35 <ConfusionRift> You may have eaten something baaaaad.

10:36 <ConfusionRift> Hope you get better.

10:43 <Gladiolus> I am try to sleep

10:44 <Gladiolus> K

10:44 <Gladiolus> Oops

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10:51 <Cepheid> It isn't dehydration, that much is certain.  So yeah, most likely food poisoning.

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11:08 <Fn> I am so unobservant

11:09 <Fn> I just, only /just/ realised that "officer" means someone working at the "office"

11:09 <Fn> Duuuh

11:09 <Fn> Post officer makes perfect sense

11:09 <Fn> Even though we now usually assign that to police or military ranks exclusively

11:13 <Cepheid> Tizzy has weird priorities.  Food comes before head scritchies, which she appears and acts like she loves more than life itself.

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11:13 <ConfusionRift> CEO = Chief Executive Officer.

11:13 <LunaticHell> Mhh cheese

11:13 <LunaticHell> err I mean *ahem* goooooood morning, equestria

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11:14 <ConfusionRift> Cepheid: Them cats. :P

11:14 <Cepheid> Heh.  So how is everyone this morning?

11:15 <LunaticHell> http://cheezburger.com/8771873024

11:15 <LunaticHell> I feel a lil yog sothoth-y, if that makes sense. [spoiler: it does not]

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11:18 <ConfusionRift> Very bleck. Aside from that, okay.

11:21 <Cepheid> http://imgur.com/mTnVdk7

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11:27 <Cepheid> Know what would go well with this coffee?  Another coffee.

11:29 <LunaticHell> And a frog http://cheezburger.com/8773385728

11:33 <Cepheid> Right.  Plan for today?  Acquire as many of the conditional drops in Etrian Odyssey as possible.

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11:37 <LunaticHell> hey Starflurry *hugs fer days*

11:38 <Starflurry> Hiya LunaticHell!

11:38 <LunaticHell> 's up?

11:43 <Starflurry> Not too much, how about you?

11:44 <LunaticHell> Between worshipping yog sothoth, smoking too much and waiting for the month is over [for reasons] not much.

11:45 <LunaticHell> I'm going to give birth to a rock that I grew in my kidney.

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11:50 <LunaticHell> hey Cepheid, what do you call a series of toy ponies sold together with musical instruments as accessory?

11:50 <LunaticHell> A merching band.

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11:51 <Cepheid> There a reason you're full of terrible jokes and puns as of late?  :P

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11:52 <LunaticHell> Yes, I suffer of kidney stones, so in order to relieve myself of endless suffering I equally share the terribleness of puns.

11:52 <LunaticHell> It'll be over next month.

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11:54 * LunaticHell hugs SunsetShimmer, because she has hugs fer days.

11:54 <LunaticHell> Also I got a funny lil link, just for you.

11:55 <LunaticHell> As in "I'll pm it to you since it's borderline non-pg"

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12:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Morning Discussion #508 [ http://tinyurl.com/grk864z ]

12:06 <Cepheid> Hmmm?

12:14 <CleverDerpy> An onion warrior rises, but never shines.

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12:15 <Cepheid> Man this item is gonna be tricky to get.

12:15 <CleverDerpy> SunsetShimmer

12:15 <CleverDerpy> i got a delivery for you~

12:16 * SunsetShimmer ooooh's!

12:16 * CleverDerpy gives her a cinnamon muffin

12:16 * SunsetShimmer squeakies and ruffles a derpymane before nomming a delicious cinnamuffin!

12:16 <CleverDerpy> heehee~

12:18 * Cepheid eye twitches. It is really that easy to acquire that item this time around?

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12:19 <CleverDerpy> glad you liked it~

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12:20 <CleverDerpy> it's a brand new muffin flavor i tried

12:20 <CleverDerpy> i was inspired to make something original for you~

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12:22 <Cepheid> Curse Roots do not do what their name suggest.

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12:24 <Cepheid> What kind of monster gives a monster a party-wide death skill?

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12:25 * SunsetShimmer cuddles CleverDerpy, she's adorably appreciateable!

12:26 * CleverDerpy purrs and cuddles SunsetShimmer back~

12:26 <SunsetShimmer> ^-^

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12:32 <Cepheid> That's it for regular enemies.  Now for FOES and bosses.

12:33 * unicodingunicorn boops CleverDerpy hello

12:35 * CleverDerpy scrunchymuzzles and puts unicodingunicorn on her head

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12:36 <CleverDerpy> hiya~

12:38 <unicodingunicorn> heya!

12:38 * unicodingunicorn poses as fancily as possible

12:38 * CleverDerpy offers unicodingunicorn a muffin for her greeting~

12:39 * unicodingunicorn takes the muffin between his two socked hooves and noms gently, saying through a mouthful of crumbs, ¨thank you~¨

12:39 <CleverDerpy> heehee, you're welcome~

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12:44 * unicodingunicorn reaches down and wraps a striped pink scarf around CleverDerpy´s neck in return

12:44 <CleverDerpy> aw~

12:44 <CleverDerpy> toasty~

12:47 <CleverDerpy> thank you!

12:48 * CleverDerpy pets unicodingunicorn

12:49 * unicodingunicorn smiles happily, ¨y-you´re welcome!¨

12:50 <Cepheid> I am not sure the devs thought this conditional drop through.

12:52 <Cepheid> I hav

12:52 <Cepheid> I have to bind all their body parts and then kill.  This isn't a viable scenario

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13:01 <ConfusionRift> Eeerm... huh?

13:01 <Cepheid> Etrian Odyssey.  Enemy has a conditional drop.

13:02 <ConfusionRift> Oh... great... RPG RNG syndrome.

13:02 <ConfusionRift> Oh wait, conditional.

13:02 <Cepheid> It is still RNG based.

13:02 <Cepheid> Binding an FOE has a low chance of success.  And it wears off too.

13:04 <ConfusionRift> Bleeeck. That sucks.

13:05 <Cepheid> Almost had it there.  Got all 3 bindings.  Tried to kill in a single turn. Failed.  Then a binding wore off.

13:07 <Cepheid> Not this ti,e.

13:07 <Cepheid> Er, time.

13:08 <ConfusionRift> Yeah. That's just as bad as RNG drops with low probability.

13:11 <Cepheid> On the upside, no risk of death, so...

13:16 <Cepheid> Got em.

13:18 <Cepheid> That just leaves the forest ogre and demon.

13:20 <CleverDerpy> hey unicodingunicorn

13:20 <CleverDerpy> wanna learn how to fly?

13:21 * CleverDerpy takes him off her head and holds him as high as she can, then makes airplane noises and flies him around cutely

13:22 * unicodingunicorn eeps and flails, the feeling of whooshing through the air is enjoyable, admittedly, but very scary

13:22 <CleverDerpy> you got this pilot~

13:22 <CleverDerpy> make Derpy proud~

13:23 * CleverDerpy slowly lands him on a cloud "coming in for landing~"

13:24 * unicodingunicorn breaks down giggling once he touches the floor, that was fun!

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13:25 <CleverDerpy> see?

13:25 <Lumindia> Derpeh~!

13:25 * Lumindia cheeksmooch

13:25 <Lumindia> 'w'

13:25 <CleverDerpy> flying isn't too hard, that's what Derpy does every day~

13:25 <CleverDerpy> Lumindia, i hope you're a pegasus

13:26 <CleverDerpy> because we're on a cloud~

13:26 <Lumindia> oh

13:26 <Lumindia> '-'

13:26 * Lumindia is pulling a Pinkie Pie

13:26 * Lumindia has lots of balloons tied to them

13:26 <Lumindia> 'w'

13:26 * CleverDerpy huggles the Lumindia

13:26 <Lumindia> :D

13:27 <CleverDerpy> join me and uni

13:27 * CleverDerpy takes Lumindia by the hoof and pulls him safelt onto the cloud

13:27 * Lumindia squeak

13:27 * Lumindia snuggles Derpy and Uni

13:28 * unicodingunicorn squeaks, he´s a unicorn!

13:28 * unicodingunicorn flails his hooves around in panic

13:28 <CleverDerpy> relax, this cloud is very dense

13:28 <CleverDerpy> some of the thicker clouds won't give to unicorn or earth ponies

13:29 <CleverDerpy> the same clouds cloudsdale is built on in certain places

13:29 * CleverDerpy sets unicodingunicorn her head, just to be safe

13:30 <CleverDerpy> Derpy would never try to put you in danger~

13:30 * unicodingunicorn clutches CleverDerpy´s mane, still shaking slightly

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13:31 <CleverDerpy> aw, i didn't mean to scare you

13:31 <Gladiolus> I need hugs

13:32 <Gladiolus> Going on hour 8 of food poisoning

13:32 <CleverDerpy> awww

13:32 * CleverDerpy hugs Gladiolus

13:32 * Gladiolus snugs weakly

13:33 <Gladiolus> I already hurled twice but it's still sore enough to keep me up

13:33 <CleverDerpy> lets all make our way to the ground

13:33 <CleverDerpy> poor little uni here is having a little bit of a panic attack

13:34 * CleverDerpy flies down slowly with unicodingunicorn on her back and takes Lumindia by the hoof to lead him down

13:34 * SunsetShimmer gives Gladiolus cuddlin's

13:34 <Gladiolus> Aww :)

13:35 * CleverDerpy lands on the ground and sets the two down

13:35 <CleverDerpy> i am so sorry uni, i didn't know you had acrophobia

13:36 * Lumindia snuggle

13:36 <Lumindia> <3

13:37 <Gladiolus> Aww uni

13:37 * Gladiolus hugs unicodingunicorn

13:37 <CleverDerpy> i took uni for a flight, he liked it, but got kinda scared on the cloud

13:37 * unicodingunicorn snugs back harder

13:37 <unicodingunicorn> you need snugs more, Gladiolus

13:37 <CleverDerpy> i am so sorry uni

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13:38 * unicodingunicorn snugs CleverDerpy softly, ¨i-it´s fine...s-sorry to b-be such a scaredy cat...¨

13:38 * LunaticHell gladly hugs while cleverly referencing uni-corns, pegasi and earthponies of the chat.

13:38 <CleverDerpy> i know another unicorn who's afraid of flying

13:39 <CleverDerpy> and compared to them, you were ok

13:39 <Gladiolus> Uni is cute

13:39 <Gladiolus> Shoe them your art, uni!

13:39 <CleverDerpy> Yuki when she was a filly hated it

13:39 <Gladiolus> Specifically the art of me :3

13:39 <CleverDerpy> she used to cry a lot during trips home

13:40 <CleverDerpy> she still gets nervous

13:40 <LunaticHell> CleverDerpy: I'm not a unicorn. o3o

13:40 <CleverDerpy> but she know mommy loves her, and would never ever hurt her

13:40 <LunaticHell> :P

13:40 <CleverDerpy> Also, did you draw a picture?

13:41 * unicodingunicorn leans close to CleverDerpy, taking sharp, irregular breaths, but slowly calming down

13:41 <CleverDerpy> i would like to see

13:41 <unicodingunicorn> yeppers!

13:41 <unicodingunicorn> don´t know what Gladiolus sees in it, but here it is:

13:41 * LunaticHell opens her drawer and 1000s of self drawn pictures burst out.

13:41 <Lumindia> me brushes Derpy

13:41 <Lumindia> <3

13:41 <unicodingunicorn> http://67.media.tumblr.com/90bbf6f35f85a33967f149d2c5598890/tumblr_o7o5dge00x1uvsvnjo1_r1_1280.png

13:41 <CleverDerpy> LunaticHell, i got crates

13:42 <LunaticHell> Ooooh

13:42 <Gladiolus> O3o

13:42 <CleverDerpy> that's adorable~

13:42 <LunaticHell> I really need to practice drawing. o3o

13:42 * ConfusionRift whispers at unicodingunicorn. "Because of plugging." And slowly fades in the dark.

13:42 * unicodingunicorn blushes, ¨r-really?¨

13:42 <LunaticHell> tots

13:42 * LunaticHell boops unicod "tots cute"

13:42 <ConfusionRift> Also, pretty good.

13:43 <CleverDerpy> it's better than my first attempt

13:43 <unicodingunicorn> b-but this isn´t my f-first attempt at art...

13:43 <ConfusionRift> Oh come on. Mr. Scribbles will always have a place in our hearts. :P

13:44 <LunaticHell> I like Beachball

13:44 <CleverDerpy> oh?

13:45 <CleverDerpy> i didn't know you had more, you should share a link to  your stuff more often~

13:45 <unicodingunicorn> b-but they aren´t worth l-looking at...

13:46 <CleverDerpy> unicodingunicorn, i am an artist who has made money, good money, at art, i have been working with art for over 10 years now.

13:46 <ConfusionRift> Did share my folder of messed up drawings before. :P

13:46 <CleverDerpy> when i say it's good, you can take that to the bank~

13:46 <unicodingunicorn> a-are you not just saying it?

13:46 <ConfusionRift> Actually don't. I don't think paper works as currency. :P

13:47 <CleverDerpy> ConfusionRift, a picture is worth 1000 words

13:47 <CleverDerpy> so in a way it is currency

13:47 * ConfusionRift throws the dead joke into the pile.

13:48 <CleverDerpy> can i at least have the urn?

13:48 <ConfusionRift> Huh. Somepony emptied the pile. Interesting.

13:48 <CleverDerpy> =3

13:48 <ConfusionRift> Wait... I think somepony stole all the bad jokes!

13:48 <CleverDerpy> don't look at me, i got my own~

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13:49 <ConfusionRift> But yeah. It's actually not bad. Should show some of them arts more often.

13:50 <CleverDerpy> but uni, i like it, it's very vibrant, but not in a clashing way, the use of colors is good, the only issue i got is the ear is facing an odd angle on the left side

13:50 <CleverDerpy> but the rest, lovely~

13:50 <ConfusionRift> Well... (hide his critic self)

13:50 <ConfusionRift> Not now. Maybe later. (pats it to sleep)

13:51 * unicodingunicorn tugs the robot pone out of his hiding place, levitating a soldering iron menacingly

13:52 <ConfusionRift> If that's what you want, okay.

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13:52 * unicodingunicorn hmmphs and flops down

13:53 <CleverDerpy> ConfusionRift, no...

13:53 <CleverDerpy> be nice, offer constructive crisitism

13:54 <unicodingunicorn> or utterly bash it like I deserve, that too is fine

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13:55 <CleverDerpy> i don't believe or respect harsh critics, but as long as you are respectful and offer insight and constructive advice, it's ok

13:55 <CleverDerpy> no one should be bashed for a work they did soley for their own enjoyment

13:55 <ConfusionRift> The ears are on an odd angle. Eyes are not consistent in shape, and makes the whole face look like it's more left-sided (maybe placement). The right wing looks weird, since both forelegs are the same in shape, length, and angle.

13:56 <RAIDEN_48HR> True

13:56 <CleverDerpy> and i really do think it's pretty good

13:56 <ConfusionRift> HOWEVER...

13:56 <RAIDEN_48HR> I cant Draw Ponies At All

13:56 <RAIDEN_48HR> i can do an ok eevee and tardis tho

13:57 <ConfusionRift> The colors are not clashy, shading makes sense and it's nice, detailing is nice as well, and it shows you really like putting what you got on the work.

13:58 <CleverDerpy> yeah, it's a good one,

13:58 <ConfusionRift> Whether this is a first attempt or not, it's very good.

13:59 <CleverDerpy> I think the addition of irises (colored part of the eye) and shrinking the pupil (black part of the eye) inside of it would add some more flare, and then you could add shines too

14:00 <ConfusionRift> Oh yeah, and one of the tufts of hair seems to not complete its shape, and a smidge the eye can be seen through it. :P

14:00 <ConfusionRift> And please, take these more as observations, and not just full on criticism.

14:01 <ConfusionRift> Just things that one can improve. :P

14:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: SFM Shorts: Fetch! / A horrible ending for ''Saddle Now and Rec' [ http://tinyurl.com/h4wlxm3 ]

14:01 <CleverDerpy> Take my advice and ConfusionRift's into consideration, what you do with it is entirely up to you

14:04 <LunaticHell> http://cheezburger.com/8763476992

14:05 <ConfusionRift> Dun dun duuuuun!

14:06 <unicodingunicorn> and the stripe, a sticky plaster!

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14:09 <ConfusionRift> "I'm not even a pony! I'm just two ducks in a pony custom!" (opens custom, and two ducks fly away)

14:10 <Cepheid> So apparently, according to research, there is no trick to killing the Depth Dancer.  As side from prayer.

14:10 <Cepheid> Aside*

14:13 <Cepheid> It is apparently considered the most dangerous enemy in the game.  Aside from bosses.

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14:19 <Thelema5> Hello, everypony.

14:19 <Thelema5> !log

14:19 <Unixkitty> https://unixkitty.com/logs/EquestriaDaily/latest.log.html

14:20 * unicodingunicorn waves at Thelema5

14:23 <ConfusionRift> Hallo there.

14:24 <CleverDerpy> hiya Thelema5

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14:27 <Thelema5> What's new?

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14:32 <RAIDEN_48HR> Any One Plan To Get "No Man's Sky"?

14:34 * Thelema5 googles it, sees "adventure survival video game" and backs away

14:35 <ConfusionRift> I might.

14:36 <RAIDEN_48HR> They Say It Would Take 5 Billion Years To Go To All The Planets For 1 Second

14:37 <Spit_Fire> HI Hi ^_^

14:38 <Thelema5> Right around the time the earth gets consumed by an expanding red giant

14:38 <ConfusionRift> Or explodes.

14:39 <Thelema5> pew pew

14:40 <Thelema5> Of course, the planet's habital zone lifetime will have ceased about 4 billion years prior to that point, so unless our species really works towards terrestrial migration you'll never have an opportunity to visit even 20% of those ficticious in-game planets

14:42 * ConfusionRift shrugs. "It's an interesting thing in the game."

14:42 <Thelema5> No doubt

14:44 <ConfusionRift> Heck, don't think one has the time of day to explore every planet in Starbound.

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14:54 <wobniaR> Spaceeeee

14:55 <RAIDEN_48HR> Space! Time 42!

14:59 <ConfusionRift> They are ponies... IN SPAAACE.

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15:00 * wobniaR sweeps ConfusionRift into space

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15:06 <Thelema5> My local news service doesn't quite understand how to share their articles on twitter... the photos of people they use only render from the top of the head to the eyebrows.  http://i.imgur.com/eAsKXt6.png

15:06 <Thelema5> Seems like an accidental social statement about hairstyle choices

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15:15 <LunaticHell> I want to see Celestia in a kilt.

15:15 <LunaticHell> Why? For a pun, that should be plaid as day.

15:17 * Thelema5 facehoof

15:18 <Sour_Sweet> Worse ... Every single day ....

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15:22 <Schism> That pun was particularly tartan.

15:22 <LunaticHell> http://cheezburger.com/8767558912 So. Goddamn. Cute.

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15:22 <Cepheid> So, I just made a startlingly stupid realisation.

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15:23 <Thelema5> What was it?

15:23 <Cepheid> For those 2 FOEs I had to bind up in my game, I could have just used a formaldehyde and killed them.

15:24 <Cepheid> Would have made them drop their rare items.

15:24 <Schism> Ouch.

15:24 <Schism> At least you only need to wait a week for them to respawn, right?

15:25 <Cepheid> Oh, I got the rare drops.

15:25 <Cepheid> I just did it the hard way.

15:31 * Schism snickers as Discord, in one time loop, decides to troll Celestia... by publically announcing that he's free, and then doing absolutely and utterly nothing.

15:32 <Schism> The end result is such a lovely, chaotic panic.

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15:32 <ConfusionRift> Time for rest. See ya laters.

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15:33 <Cepheid> I shall save the formaldehyde for the more... troublesome targets.  *glares at the dragons and wyvern*

15:35 <Cepheid> Especially since the conditions for the dragons are insane.  Kill them with the element they are strong against.

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15:39 <Cepheid> Also thinking of retiring Fn.  Reduces his level to half of what it is, but he gets a boost to stats and an extra few bonus skill points.

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15:41 <Schism> And it's undoubtedly not that hard to bring him back up to snuff with that.

15:41 <Schism> That and the equipment, of course.

15:42 <Cepheid> Indeed.  Especially as it took me 15 minutes to get a survivalist to 35.

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15:46 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Ah

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15:49 * SkippeZ_ShadoW yawns

15:50 <Cepheid> If I can just get Thelema a little bit faster....

15:52 * Thelema5 is a lazy pone

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15:53 <Cepheid> Thelemas AGI is 53.  Just short of outspeeding every monster in my favourite power leveling area.

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15:56 <Thelema5> There is no shame in running away.  :P

15:57 <Librarian> thelema is speedy poone

15:58 <Schism> Being speedy just means less work to do later.

15:59 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> What's this about

15:59 <Thelema5> A character in a game, SkippeZ_ShadoW

15:59 <Schism> Etrian Odyssey.  Cepheid (and, I'll admit, I) like to name characters after denizens.

15:59 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Oh

16:00 <Librarian> there is a bush called Librarian there somewhere

16:00 <Librarian> he is a great bush

16:00 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Metal crusher.... Why haven't I listened to this yet?

16:01 <Thelema5> Today is the first day since my company was taken over by it's new corporate overlords that the overlords are absent from the property.  Perhaps I will take advantage of this situation and actually go somewhere for lunch

16:01 <Cepheid> Heh.

16:01 <Librarian> death by glamour is better

16:01 <Librarian> megalovania is the best

16:02 * Librarian gets the room chiller

16:02 <Cepheid> Also, you misunderstand Thelema.  I want the mage to be guaranteed first, because it is capable of wiping out every monster party here in one attack.

16:02 * Librarian pokes Cepheid

16:03 <Thelema5> Ah.

16:03 <Librarian> pokey poke

16:03 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Librarian I don't like megalomania as much

16:03 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Vania

16:03 <Cepheid> And as a result, easier EXP.  Especially since fewer characters results in less of an EXP split.

16:04 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> I know, blasphemy

16:04 <Librarian> spider dance is also quite awesome

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16:05 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Yeah spider dance, bonetrousle and death by glamour

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16:06 <RAIDEN_48HR> Yay Undertale!

16:06 <Thelema5> How annoying... my favorite nearby farm market bakery-cafe hasn't updated their soup-of-the-day listing on their website in more than a month

16:06 * Cepheid equips character with AGI boosting gear. Super speedy!

16:07 <Schism> That just means it'll be a surprise!

16:07 * Schism Pinkies.

16:07 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> RAIDEN_48HR: yeah, best

16:07 <Thelema5> It might not be a good surprise, though- they make a steak and potato stout soup which is awesome and worth the trip, but sometimes they only have vegan soups instead.

16:08 <Thelema5> I've not eaten any meat in more than a week, so I'm craving that steak soup.  lol

16:08 <Schism> Nothing wrong with a /good/ vegan soup.  I mean, a carrot, potato, leek and celery soup, with some cubed squash... ah.  <.<  So you're cheating on your vegetarian diet.  For shame!

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16:08 * Schism waves a hoof, "You naughty, naughty boy."

16:09 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> I love pig

16:09 <Thelema5> I'm not vegetarian, my partner is.  I'm therefore a part-time reluctant vegetarian

16:09 <Schism> Fair enough.

16:09 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Just pig meat

16:09 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Gimme bacon and I'll be set

16:09 <Thelema5> Pig is yummy

16:09 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> So much baecurn

16:10 <Librarian> poor porky

16:10 <Thelema5> Pork tenderlion is a wonder of the culinary word, in my opinion.

16:10 <Thelema5> Even more so when they're rapped in bacon

16:10 <Schism> This is true.

16:10 <Thelema5> XD

16:10 <Thelema5> *wrapped

16:10 <Schism> Well, tenderloin anyway.  You don't need to wrap it in bacon.

16:11 <Schism> Even without bacon, you can pig out just fine.

16:11 <Thelema5> Everything is better wrapped in bacon.

16:11 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Well, food

16:12 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> I mean... Out of context maybe but... Eh

16:12 <Schism> I wonder if Lady Gaga has ever done a bacon dress.

16:12 <Thelema5> XD

16:12 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Oh wai5

16:13 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Also the meat was a political statement but no politics here

16:13 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Meat dress

16:14 <Thelema5> I'd say it was more of a marketing and PR stunt than political statement, but either way it was certainly a thing that happened.

16:14 <Fn> Is she a vegan or peta kind of person?

16:14 <LunaticHell> http://cheezburger.com/8759404288 I get it. :D

16:15 <Thelema5> Not sure, Fn

16:16 <Schism> Do you mean Lady Gaga?  Or Thelema5's SO?

16:16 <Schism> Because I think we can all agree that Thelema5's is very much not a PETA sort of person.

16:16 <Thelema5> Heh, I assumed he meant lady gaga

16:17 <Fn> Yus, Lady Gaga

16:17 <Schism> I couldn't even say if Lady Gaga's meat dress was sincere or not, no matter what she might have said.  Some folks just thrive on attention, and that certainly does the trick.

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16:19 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Yeah

16:19 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Tru

16:19 <Fn> I am curious how it felt

16:20 <Librarian> meaty

16:20 <Schism> I certainly can't imagine it was in any way comfortable, unless it was lined inside.

16:20 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Be all greasy

16:20 <Schism> Ooh, maybe she lined the inside with bunny velvet.

16:20 <Thelema5> Ah ha ha

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16:26 *** Korg is now known as Lumin

16:28 <Schism> ... Twilight Sparkle: Lavender; Rainbow Dash: Wildflowers (assorted); Applejack: Apple tree (of course); Rarity: Bluebells; Pinkie: Sugarcane; Fluttershy: A shrinking violet.  This makes sense.

16:29 <Thelema5> heh

16:31 <Thelema5> For it's too bad that Jewelweed flowers are yellow / orange instead of pink- the seed pods explode on contact, propelling the seeds outward at great speed: a botanical party cannon

16:32 <Schism> But of course!  What sort of party only has /one/ colour?

16:32 <Librarian> an old party

16:32 <Librarian> a very classic one

16:32 <Schism> Sepia is not a colour, it's a tone.

16:33 <Thelema5> !link https://youtu.be/Wsc4GfXdCQE

16:33 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

16:34 <Thelema5> Twilight must be away at market

16:35 <wobniaR> Busy sweeping

16:35 <SunsetShimmer> !link sweep

16:35 <DerpyBot> http://derpibooru.org/170103

16:36 <wobniaR> Pls you interwebs people and your r63

16:37 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about "Jewelweed" or "Touch-Me-Not" disperses its seeds (Slow-motion Video)

16:38 * Thelema5 blinks

16:38 <Schism> That took a while.

16:39 <Schism> Slow-Motion Link, hah.

16:39 <Thelema5> It /does/ say 'slow motion', so maybe derpybot was just following directions

16:39 <Thelema5> ninja'd

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16:41 *** Snoarin is now known as Fayth

16:44 <Schism> Alternate universe of my own.  Fluttershy is a master of genetic engineering; Rarity is great at designwork; Twilight is good at mixing genomes; Applejack is good at figuring things out from first concept, and Rainbow is great at streamlining the production process.

16:44 <Schism> And that makes Pinkie Pie the element of Uplifting.

16:45 <Schism> s/mixing genomes/coming up with new methods.

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16:50 <wobniaR> AU where John Cena visits Equestria and introduces them to entertainment wrestling and Gangnam Style

16:50 <Thelema5> What sorts of creatures are they producing?

16:50 <Schism> Thelema5: Five minutes after they merged their powers, the entire planet was covered in the Smooze.

16:50 <SunsetShimmer> why would john cena introduce them to gangnam style? O.o

16:51 <wobniaR> Because i said so it's my AU do not steal!

16:51 <wobniaR> Oh and Charles Barkley is there

16:51 <Schism> This is meant to be silly, of course.

16:51 <SunsetShimmer> x3

16:51 <Thelema5> XD

16:51 <Schism> I want to think that Charles Barkley put the dunk on John Cena.

16:52 <Schism> Oh wait.  I mean that Barkley (a Diamond Dog) managed that against Cenotaph.

16:59 * Thelema5 goes to take his chances with the mystery soups of the day

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17:00 * Korg boops CleverDerpy

17:02 <Vulpor> hey everyone

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17:05 * Electron has become happier

17:06 <LunaticHell> I've made my return.

17:06 <LunaticHell> Schism: Barkley? Really?

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17:07 <Schism> Can you come up with a better name for a Diamond Dog basketball player?

17:08 <Fall> Dribbles.

17:08 <LunaticHell> Gordon?

17:08 <LunaticHell> err Gorgorn?

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17:08 <LunaticHell> Gordorn*

17:09 <Schism> Sorry, too esoteric to get into Equestria's particularly strange pun field.

17:09 *** Divide|Tech is now known as Divide|ToS

17:09 <LunaticHell> Hey, I haven't been into magic studies in years. o. o

17:10 <Divide|ToS> It's weird.  It's like a morphogenic field, but instead of converting peoples into ponies, it's linguistic detritus.

17:10 <LunaticHell> What does that mean in english?

17:11 <Divide|ToS> Instead of turning people into other, stranger people, it turns words into slightly stranger words.

17:11 <Lumindia_> ahaha

17:11 <Divide|ToS> LunaticHell, as you might have suspected, I'm on the Orsha network too.

17:11 <LunaticHell> Yay.

17:12 <LunaticHell> So you're a mage, right?

17:12 <LunaticHell> I got blueprints for some mage equipment.

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17:14 <Divide|ToS> Yeah, I'm in the middle of the starter town too...

17:14 <LunaticHell> So yu're somewhere between level 10 and 20?

17:16 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Idk what rpg this is

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17:17 <LunaticHell> Tree of Savior.

17:17 <LunaticHell> aka "The game that Ragnarok 2 failed to be"

17:17 <Divide|ToS> Not quite...

17:18 <MidnightSonata> Hiya guys

17:18 <Divide|ToS> I got up to 12 the other night and then a server crash killed it.

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17:21 <MidnightSonata> I should be working on stuff for yearbook...to make sure I pass it...but nah..I see no point in doing sports pages that I have no clue what is happening and the yearbooks are already done and here

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17:21 <wobniaR> Sportsball!

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17:24 <MidnightSonata> Ah the page designer is all weird! Yeah I'm not touching that today

17:25 * Thelema5|away returns

17:25 *** Thelema5|away is now known as Thelema5

17:25 <MidnightSonata> I just got gummy worms thrown at me by my friend

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17:26 <Thelema5> That's better than actual worms

17:27 <Divide|ToS> Darnit.

17:27 <MidnightSonata> True lol

17:27 <Divide|ToS> Level9, but better built than most anyway...

17:27 <Divide|ToS> LunaticHell: What's your charname?

17:27 <Divide|ToS> I say, while trying to ignore the bots.

17:28 <LunaticHell> LunaicHell, my team name is TheSolarEmpire

17:28 <LunaticHell> I misspelled my own name

17:28 <MidnightSonata> So I keep telling myself "when you get home you should screw around with this chat so you know how to do things" and then I don't...and then I just feel like I will be annoying if I screw around with things so I just end up sitting her like "merp"

17:28 <LunaticHell> LunaticHell*

17:28 <Divide|ToS> I'm not paying yet, so I might not be able to use that channel.

17:29 <MidnightSonata> *here

17:29 <Thelema5> What sort of things are you thinking of screwing around with, MidnightSonata?

17:29 <MidnightSonata> caught my typo way after the fact :3

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17:31 <MidnightSonata> Just things in general, Thelema5. Like, i dont know, how to get the bots to stop telling me things every time I come in, and I saw a thing about registering your nickname but i dont know what that really does or how to do it. Really, just screw around and know how the stuff works

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17:32 <MidnightSonata> But it is very hard to do said screwing around with things when I am at school trying not to get caught in a chatroom

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17:32 <Thelema5> Registering prevents people from using your nickname and grants you access to certain perks, like hostmasking.

17:33 <Thelema5> If you like, you can /ignore derpybot, but you'll likely regret it because it is great fun

17:33 <MidnightSonata> Oh. How does one do that?

17:34 <Thelema5> Actually, she has admin permissions- I'm not sure you can /ignore an admin

17:34 <Thelema5> Anyone know?

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17:35 <MidnightSonata> It just gets a bit irritating that it tells me the same things every single time I come in and I don't know how to get it to go away lol. In dA all you have to do is, ya know, like join in and the bots will stop

17:36 <Thelema5> Derpybot is a friend to all and is only trying to be helpful.

17:36 <Thelema5> !hug

17:36 <DerpyBot> Hugtiem? :3

17:36 <Thelema5> yes

17:36 * DerpyBot wraps her front hooves around Thelema5 in a tight embrace

17:39 <SunsetShimmer> those intro things are easily ignorable after a while

17:39 <SunsetShimmer> honestly, it's not even that offensive as far as bot stuff goes.

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17:40 * unicodingunicorn boops MidnightSonata hello

17:42 <Schism> Hmrgh.

17:42 *** Divide|ToS is now known as Divide

17:42 <Schism> I'd greatly like to know how the whole thing works.

17:43 <Thelema5> Life, the universe, and everything?

17:44 <Vulpor> it all runs on jello

17:44 <Vulpor> lol

17:44 <MidnightSonata> Oh class is over now. I must away

17:44 <MidnightSonata> Also, come on guys, the answer is 42

17:44 <MidnightSonata> :)

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17:45 <Thelema5> DeepThought ran on a jello-based neural net

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17:47 <Schism> Thelema5: There's a certain Mao-ish 'learn the rules as you play' vibe to these games.

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17:47 <chase> hello

17:47 <Schism> That's not /bad/, but when you walk in expecting to have a ruleset /before/ you enter, it gets a bit aggravating.

17:47 <chase> have u guys seen the new google x thing

17:48 <Thelema5> Hello, chase

17:48 <Thelema5> Welcome

17:48 <chase> hi

17:48 <chase> have you guys seen the new google x thing

17:49 <Thelema5> No.

17:49 <Fall> No links, please.

17:49 <Schism> You're not providing us with any interest therewith.  What is it, then?

17:49 <chase> well i would have to send a link to show u but whatever

17:49 <Schism> Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey now, GOODBYE!

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17:50 <chase> its super simple just sign in and wait for it to launch

17:50 <Fall> No thank you.

17:50 <Schism> Ladies and gentlemen, the anatomy of a scammer!

17:50 * unicodingunicorn flops back in

17:50 <unicodingunicorn> what's going on?

17:50 <SunsetShimmer> silliness

17:50 <Schism> This 'chase' person is trying to get us to click on some link or another to phish or do something malicious.

17:50 <chase> just look for your self im telling the truth and here is proof

17:50 <chase> gogle.ddns.net

17:51 *** Fall sets mode: +b *!*@Pony-njpadq.dyn.centurytel.net

17:51 <unicodingunicorn> ooh google x

17:51 <Schism> No, thanks for letting us know who you are, goodbye.

17:51 <unicodingunicorn> that is legit

17:51 <Thelema5> hahaha

17:51 *** chase was kicked by Fall (Fall)

17:51 <unicodingunicorn> some bunch of random stuff google is doing

17:51 <unicodingunicorn> that link? doubtful

17:51 <Schism> Google X may be, but /that/ is someone just being a jerk.

17:51 <unicodingunicorn> mhmm

17:52 <Schism> I fear that because they're using a dynamic DNS, they'll probably be back soon, tho.

17:52 <Fall> Yeah but they also know we're not idiots

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17:53 <Schism> Eh.  If they get one idiot in a hundred persons, I'm sure it'll be worth it to them.  [profanity redacted.]

17:53 <Moonlightning> 0/10 only hostname provided, no scheme or path

17:54 <Schism> Oh?  But you can be sure they're running something from their home servers at... lessee...

17:54 <Moonlightning> what am I supposed to do with this? portscan the server to figure out what protocol it is?

17:54 <Schism> grmbl.

17:54 <Schism> Just ignore centurytel.net or something.

17:54 <Moonlightning> but that's a whole ISP!

17:54 <Moonlightning> How many ponies in here are *.centurytel.net.?

17:55 <Schism> Ehn, true.

17:55 <Schism> Hmm.

17:55 <Schism> Well, admins can get an IP address or something, and pin it down, but that's a lot more trouble than it's worth for someone who's trying an obvious scam.

17:55 <Moonlightning> ...hmmmmmm.

17:55 <Moonlightning> bahahahaha

17:56 <Schism> I doubt any of us are going to fall victim to the online equivalent of the FlimFlams.

17:56 <Moonlightning> hostname resolves to a residential address

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17:56 <unicodingunicorn> can we just have some fun next time he tries?

17:56 <Lumindia_> Did they even paste a link?

17:56 <Moonlightning> hostname, yes. URI, no.

17:56 <Lumindia_> ahh

17:56 <Moonlightning> but they totally just gave us their IP! >XD

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17:57 <Schism> Moonlightning, if you want to spook the ever-loving /crap/ out of them when next they appear, I see no reason why you shouldn't.

17:57 <Schism> I am not a mod, though.  Be sure to ask permission from the network hosts.

17:57 <Moonlightning> I doubt Colgate & Co. will mind :P

17:58 <wobniaR> The dude posts a link here and you're all looking to attack him

17:58 <wobniaR> Just chill guys

17:58 <unicodingunicorn> it's a slow night

17:58 <Thelema5> :P

17:58 <Moonlightning> The dude posts a *phishing* link

17:58 <Schism> wobniaR: The dude attempted to run a phishing scam on us.

17:58 <Moonlightning> and WE'RE the bad guys?

17:58 <LunaticHell> Rarity is a cat http://cheezburger.com/8759301888

17:58 <Moonlightning> Taking them off the Internet could actually be seen as a public service ;p

17:58 <unicodingunicorn> and do we assume it's phishing?

17:59 <unicodingunicorn> no one checked the link did they?

17:59 <LunaticHell> Who's bad?

17:59 <Moonlightning> mostly to idiots, but a service nonetheless

17:59 <Colgate> it's a dynamic IP

17:59 <Moonlightning> unicodingunicorn: Yes. Yes, we do.

17:59 <Schism> He attempted to throw a ddns address labeled 'gogle' at us.

17:59 <Schism> That's phishing.

17:59 <LunaticHell> Oh hi Col. Gate.

17:59 <Lumindia_> I'll be the brave soul and check it

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18:00 <Moonlightning> It's a copied Google authentication page

18:00 <Schism> And hihi, Colgate!  *waves frantically*

18:00 <Moonlightning> looks exactly like the real thing

18:00 <wobniaR> So phishing, just ignore it

18:00 <Colgate> Moonlightning: check the 2nd line in the source :P

18:00 <LunaticHell> So, what is the thing that is going on?

18:00 <Moonlightning> obviously what happens is you type in your Google email and password, and then you get pwned

18:00 <Schism> LunaticHell: Someone threw a phishing scam at us, attempting to get our Google account information.

18:00 <Lumindia_> okay, I can confirm

18:00 <Lumindia_> http://gogle.ddns.net/Gmail_files/universal_language_settings-21.png

18:00 <Lumindia_> no wait

18:00 <LunaticHell> huh

18:00 <Librarian> Colgate!

18:00 <Librarian> yay

18:01 <unicodingunicorn> ooh

18:01 * Librarian salutes Colgate

18:01 <unicodingunicorn> can I run a script to give the guy a ton of false data?

18:01 <Lumindia_> http://imgur.com/a/w7kK9

18:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: YTPMV: Bonetrousle / Irresistable  [ http://tinyurl.com/jdts75u ]

18:01 <Lumindia_> Not that one either

18:01 <Lumindia_> but enjoy the cosplay pics

18:01 <Schism> unicodingunicorn, ooh.  Would you be so kind?  I see no reason why not to do so.

18:01 <Moonlightning> unicodingunicorn: it's the Internet; you can do whatever as long as you don't get caught

18:01 <Lumindia_> I can confirm though that it is a phishing

18:01 <LunaticHell> Schism: Pardon me if I don't get all of this, but what worth do google account data posess?

18:01 <Moonlightning> LunaticHell: lots.

18:01 <Schism> LunaticHell, many people tie their various accounts, online, to a Google address.

18:02 <Moonlightning> having control over someone's mail account is often a gateway to all of their other accounts

18:02 <Colgate> LunaticHell: it's an account that they can get valid email addresses and send spam from

18:02 <Moonlightning> email their bank like "hi I forgot my password..."

18:02 <LunaticHell> Wait...people trust google with important stuff?

18:02 <Schism> A LOT of people do.

18:02 <Moonlightning> Yes. Yes, they do... :P

18:02 <LunaticHell> Oh wow.

18:02 <Moonlightning> Google is one of THE top mail providers.

18:02 <Schism> Especially since it's not tied strictly to an ISP.

18:02 <LunaticHell> I'm not even trusting google with my actual name.

18:02 <Moonlightning> You already knew this, of course :V

18:03 <Chaosweaver> Well, considering my main Google account is tied to /all/ of my major online accounts, has a phone number associated with it, and that my secondary Google account is tied to all of my gaming accounts including Steam... I'd be pretty boned if I lost them. Either of them, really, as they're also both linked through the recovery process and such.

18:03 <Schism> It's one of the most common means of theft these days.

18:03 * Thelema5 steals all of the things

18:03 <LunaticHell> Everytime I make an account I use fake names and adresses. I'm Dan Wilson from 131313 Pony Avenue, Equestia.

18:03 <Librarian> poor pony dan

18:04 <Librarian> he gets all the charges

18:04 <Schism> But do you tie that to a single e-mail address, LunaticHell?

18:04 <LunaticHell> I got multible unconnected e-mail adresses, one for junk, one for buzyness, one for something else I just forgot.

18:04 <Chaosweaver> But the funny thing about that phishing idiot is that he still won't be able to access anyone's account as long as they have 2FA.

18:05 <unicodingunicorn> hmm, take a random word from the communist manifesto, use that as the email, then markov chain generate a 10 word string with spaces removed using the username as a seed, and use that as the password, sound like a plan?

18:05 <LunaticHell> I even got a real fake telephon number.

18:05 <unicodingunicorn> I put pizza hut

18:06 <Schism> Either way, the point is, that guy was trying a phishing scam to get those USEFUL addresses he could.

18:06 <LunaticHell> It IS real since I will pick up the phone when you call me, but it IS fake, because it runs via Nevada USA. teehee

18:06 <Colgate> hmm, I should flood their fake login page with fake data

18:06 * Librarian calls lunatichell

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18:06 <Chaosweaver> Do it. That's what I usually do.

18:06 <Moonlightning> Chaosweaver: which lots of people (most?) don't

18:06 <Schism> Colgate: I see no harm in this.  Please!

18:06 <Librarian> do it

18:06 <Librarian> for the lulz

18:07 * LunaticHell awnsers Librarian

18:07 <Moonlightning> Colgate: not the only one to have that idea :3

18:07 <Moonlightning> ooh ooh ooh!

18:07 <Chaosweaver> Moonlightning, and those people /deserve/ to have their account stolen, in my opinion.

18:07 <Moonlightning> we should report them to Google!

18:07 <Schism> Oh wait!  Colgate.  See if you can actually break the server by forcing it to run arbitrary code.

18:07 <Moonlightning> ^

18:07 <LunaticHell> Plot[bottom] line: I lie a lot.

18:07 <Colgate> Schism: that's pretty unlikely, making a page like this *should* be trivial :P

18:07 <unicodingunicorn> guys

18:07 <unicodingunicorn> please

18:07 <Moonlightning> Chaosweaver :/

18:07 <unicodingunicorn> don´t break that guy´s page yet

18:07 <Moonlightning> Why not?

18:08 <unicodingunicorn> I want to feed him generated communist propaganda

18:08 * Surreal_Nightmares blankets on unicodingunicorn.

18:08 <Moonlightning> bahahahaha

18:08 <Surreal_Nightmares> Wut.

18:08 <Moonlightning> okay I'm calling Google's corporate office

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18:08 <Chaosweaver> If they're stupid enough to not secure their accounts, then they had it coming.

18:08 <Schism> Colgate: Do you really think a scammer like this could /possibly/ have his servers set up properly?

18:08 <unicodingunicorn> aww...

18:08 <Colgate> Schism: it is probably copy+pasted code :P

18:08 <Surreal_Nightmares> Wut happened?

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18:08 <LunaticHell> Things happen.

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18:08 <Schism> I know, i know, but you could still throw a zero-day at it...

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18:09 <Colgate> depending on how old the software is, maybe

18:09 <Moonlightning> also gonna archive.org. this shit

18:09 <Moonlightning> ...errrr, excuse my French

18:09 <Schism> Ahem.

18:09 <wobniaR> People are losing their minds cause someone tried to phish gmail account credentials from a irc room full of nerds

18:09 <Moonlightning> I know. Sorry. >.<;;

18:09 <unicodingunicorn_> please

18:09 <Schism> wobniaR: Oh, no, nono.  We're not losing our minds.  We're deciding how best to counterattack.

18:09 <Moonlightning> trying to do too many things at once apparently

18:09 <unicodingunicorn_> communist propaganda!

18:10 <Chaosweaver> What IRC channel isn't full of nerds these days?

18:10 <LunaticHell> Yeah, you're kinda overdoing it.

18:10 <unicodingunicorn_> or if someone can find a collective text document of all the show scripts, that would be fine too!

18:10 <LunaticHell> I'm enjoying the sight, though.

18:10 <Moonlightning> Boom, archived. Now even if they take it down, we have proof

18:11 <LunaticHell> As the all powerful sun goddess/princess that I am, I throughly enjoy watching you ponies lose your minds, all while I am eating a banana.

18:11 <LunaticHell> They are rich on potassium.

18:11 <Colgate> wobniaR: more of mocking them :P

18:11 <Schism> Colgate: Question.  Did they link to our servers through an open proxy?

18:11 <Surreal_Nightmares> I dunno wat's happening!

18:11 * Surreal_Nightmares cries internally.

18:11 <LunaticHell> Colgate: Looks to me more like "killing a mocking bird".

18:11 <Colgate> Schism: it wasn't scanned, so /shrug

18:12 <Schism> Hmm.  Well, when next they come along, it'll be fun to see.

18:12 <LunaticHell> Which reminds me, where is Philomena?

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18:12 <LunaticHell> *laugh tracks*

18:12 *** unicodingunicorn_ is now known as unicodingunicorn

18:12 <Colgate> but they were connecting fromt he same IP as the domain :P

18:12 <Moonlightning> darnit doesn't Google have a phone number

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18:13 *** LunaticHell is now known as LunatiaHell

18:13 <unicodingunicorn> Moonlightning, how could you ever do this?

18:13 <Schism> Generally, not.

18:13 <Colgate> Moonlightning: why would you call google anyways? they have nothing to do with this

18:13 <Moonlightning> Colgate: I'm sure they'll be glad to know about a phishing attempt :p

18:13 <wobniaR> Google doesn't care

18:13 <LunatiaHell> Considering the persona I'm taking up right now, it kind of is ironic considering that the entire sky is filled with clouds right now.

18:13 <Colgate> if anything, call up their ISP and complain that the owner of X IP during Y time is running a phishing site

18:14 <wobniaR> Their isp won't care either

18:14 <LunatiaHell> Oh well, I still can blame my sister.

18:14 <Moonlightning> You think?

18:14 <Colgate> wobniaR: reputable hosts will care :P

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18:14 <LunatiaHell> Don't worry, I blamed my sister for less.

18:14 <Thelema5> Seems like informing the US department of the interior to inform them that some homeless guy tried to sell you the brooklyn bridge

18:15 <wobniaR> You'd have to speak with someone who would care, if you call verizon or time warner help desk they'll just advise you and brush you off

18:15 <LunatiaHell> Hold on a second.

18:15 <Moonlightning> It's CenturyTel.

18:15 <LunatiaHell> Thelema5: You wanna tell me that you DID NOT buy the brooklyn bridge when you had the chance?

18:15 <wobniaR> They don't have time to deal with every phishing page that pops up on the internet

18:15 <Colgate> wobniaR: you send it to the abuse department in whois

18:15 <Thelema5> I already owned it through a previous transaction, LunatiaHell

18:15 <Colgate> that will bypass quite a few of the level 1 help drones

18:16 <LunatiaHell> Huh, so why wouldn't you want to double own it?

18:16 <wobniaR> The hardest part is getting it in the eyes of someone who will take action

18:16 <Moonlightning> anyone know anyone who works there :P

18:17 <Thelema5> Larry Page?

18:17 <unicodingunicorn> you are really going to get it taken down?

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18:17 <Moonlightning> Ish.

18:18 <unicodingunicorn> aww okay

18:18 <Colgate> /shrug, they're a low level idiot, anything that makes their existence on the internet miserable is valid in my eyes :P

18:18 <Moonlightning> xD

18:19 <Moonlightning> Is anyone contacting CenturyTel?

18:19 <LunatiaHell> Yes! Bring the suffering and agony and...Oooooh a penny.

18:19 * Moonlightning flicks bits of change at LunatiaHell.

18:20 <LunatiaHell> Oh wait we have no pennies in equestria. 6. 9

18:20 <unicodingunicorn> I´m still gonna try and give him, say, 10000 entries of communist based usernames/passwords

18:20 <Moonlightning> oooooh we should contact ddns.net. too

18:20 <Moonlightning> Yeah, you do that!

18:20 * LunatiaHell listens to the bits...of change~

18:20 <unicodingunicorn> wait, I´m programming the script

18:21 <unicodingunicorn> oh wait

18:22 <unicodingunicorn> what is the maximum length php can handle before an overflow?

18:22 * Surreal_Nightmares is unicodingunicorn's coding hat!

18:22 <Moonlightning> I sent 'We are Anonymous. We are Legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us.' over a few username+password combos

18:22 <Moonlightning> maybe they'll freak out :D

18:22 <Lumindia_> hah

18:23 <Surreal_Nightmares> XD

18:23 <Surreal_Nightmares> What are you guys doing? I'm not paying attention at all. Lol.

18:23 <Lumindia_> something involving a stupid phisher

18:24 <Surreal_Nightmares> Wreck 'em.

18:25 <Moonlightning> I got someone at Google!

18:26 <Moonlightning> They tried it out, and Chrome's anti-phishing thing kicked in :D

18:26 <Moonlightning> also said they'd forward it along and thanked me for calling it in ^.^

18:26 <Lumindia_> o 3o

18:26 <Moonlightning> next stop, CenturyTel

18:26 <Lumindia_> **** man, nice job

18:26 <Moonlightning> This is so much fun :D

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18:27 <Moonlightning> What else can we send them through their fake page to freak them out :D

18:27 <Surreal_Nightmares> Eyyyyy.

18:27 * Surreal_Nightmares blankets over Lumindia_, Moonlightning , and unicodingunicorn.

18:27 * Moonlightning snuggles!

18:27 <Surreal_Nightmares> :D

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18:28 <Moonlightning> hmm, the listed abuse phone number...not so awesome. Wanted it in writing ;p

18:29 <unicodingunicorn> aww

18:29 <Moonlightning> email *, rather. I kinda don't wanna get my name involved in this

18:29 <Moonlightning> Just gotta dig a little deeper!

18:29 <unicodingunicorn> so there is a chance it may get shut down before I try the flooder?

18:29 <Moonlightning> Not unless Google moves extroardinarily quickly

18:29 <unicodingunicorn> dangit that was fast

18:29 <unicodingunicorn> down already

18:29 * unicodingunicorn sits sadly in a corner

18:29 <Moonlightning> wait, really?

18:29 <Moonlightning> It's still up for me o.o

18:30 <Moonlightning> Has it been dropped from the DNS?

18:30 <unicodingunicorn> try entering a (fake) email and continuing

18:30 <Moonlightning> still works as before for me

18:30 <unicodingunicorn> oh it´s still up

18:30 <unicodingunicorn> yay?

18:30 <Surreal_Nightmares> Lol.

18:30 * unicodingunicorn goes back to coding

18:30 <Moonlightning> Yay! :3

18:30 <Lumindia_> it's up for me

18:31 <Moonlightning> Okay, gonna try ddns.net. now

18:31 <Not-Renny> Fallout 5 :U http://www.viralslide.net/article/russia-to-test-unstoppable-nukes-capable-of-wiping-out-entire-countries/1001947?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=Postcron.com

18:31 <Surreal_Nightmares> Little team of hackers and their blanket. :D

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18:32 <Moonlightning> lol

18:32 <Moonlightning> No-IP is playing /Ring of Fire/ as hold music

18:33 * unicodingunicorn snugs Surreal_Nightmares

18:33 <unicodingunicorn> the blanket is the most important member of the team~

18:33 <Surreal_Nightmares> Yus.

18:33 <Moonlightning> Maaaan

18:33 <Moonlightning> No-IP won't do it over the phone either. Laaame

18:36 <unicodingunicorn> this certainly is the most fun I had this month

18:36 <Surreal_Nightmares> Lawl.

18:37 * Surreal_Nightmares is a warm, floofy blanket.

18:41 <Moonlightning> okay, sent an email to No-IP

18:43 <unicodingunicorn> blargh something died

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18:45 <unicodingunicorn> blargh 2AM I need sleep goodnight

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18:47 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Oh

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18:51 <Moonlightning> oh my gods

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18:51 <Moonlightning> I'm holding for CenturyLink, and they're just playing nonstop ads at me -.-

18:51 <wobniaR> Rekt

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18:53 <Not-Renny> D:

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18:54 <Librarian> how does the pshing issue goes?

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18:55 <Moonlightning> CenturyLink's support is terrible -.-

18:55 <LunatiaHell> Sometimes I really idolize japan.

18:55 <LunatiaHell> Because of stuff like this

18:55 <LunatiaHell> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TM5Tdl9uww

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18:57 <Librarian> i aprove

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18:58 <Moonlightning> holy shit.

18:58 <Moonlightning> this person didn't get it at all

18:58 <Lumindia_> ...

18:58 <Lumindia_> language

18:58 * Lumindia_ thwaps Moonlightning

18:58 <Moonlightning> Augh! Sorry. >.<

18:58 <Unixkitty> !warn Moonlightning

18:58 * DerpyBot shoots Moonlightning a warning glance

18:59 <LunatiaHell> Yes, you supposed to swear in equestrian.

18:59 <Not-Renny> ._.

18:59 <LunatiaHell> For my sake. *sigh*

18:59 <Moonlightning> Holy horseapples. >:I

18:59 <RAIDEN_48HR> Go To abc.xyz For A Free Steam Card!

18:59 <Moonlightning> such a runaround.

18:59 <Moonlightning> ...

18:59 <RAIDEN_48HR> www,abc.xyz

18:59 <RAIDEN_48HR> www.abc.xyz

18:59 <Moonlightning> at the end, they asked me what state I was calling from

18:59 <LunatiaHell> Oh hey Unixkitty, guess who I'm channeling?

19:00 <Moonlightning> "Oh, I can't help you. I can transfer you to someone who can help you for $STATE"

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19:00 <LunatiaHell> I'm channeling my inner solar alicorn.

19:00 <Moonlightning> need that shibboleet code word

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19:01 <Librarian> raiden got hacked

19:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Event Idea Gathering - What Events Do You Want to See Us Run? [ http://tinyurl.com/graw6jl ]

19:02 <RAIDEN_48HR> Librarian I Did Not

19:02 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Allyster Black: Equestria Daily Interviews Kkat (Author of Fallout: Equestia)! [ http://tinyurl.com/h53sdmb ]

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19:04 <Moonlightning> How're the other efforts going?

19:04 * Surreal_Nightmares covers Not-Renny in blanket.

19:04 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Event Idea Gathering - What Events Do You Want to See Us Run? [ http://tinyurl.com/graw6jl ]

19:04 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: YTPMV: Bonetrousle / Irresistable  [ http://tinyurl.com/jdts75u ]

19:04 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: SFM Shorts: Fetch! / A horrible ending for ''Saddle Now and Rec' [ http://tinyurl.com/h4wlxm3 ]

19:05 * Not-Renny wiggles

19:05 <RAIDEN_48HR> !plot

19:05 <DerpyBot> *wigglewiggle*

19:06 <Moonlightning> ...oh!

19:06 <Moonlightning> RAIDEN_48HR: are YOU phishing, too? Because I will /totally/ report you to Valve, your ISP, and your resitrar XP

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19:06 <Librarian> i will report you to saitama

19:07 <Librarian> so you get one punched

19:07 <Moonlightning> ...oh, that's actually a Google website. Huh.

19:07 <RAIDEN_48HR> XD

19:07 <Spit_Fire> Hi Hi?

19:07 <RAIDEN_48HR> Alphabet inc. Googles parent company

19:07 <Moonlightning> ...did they do that to one-up Apple? ;p

19:08 * Spit_Fire puts a cupcake on Moonlightning head ^_^

19:08 <Librarian> everything is a lie

19:08 <Mudwise> everything is true... from a certain point of view

19:09 <RAIDEN_48HR> If You ddos Me ill send it to /Dev/Null

19:09 <Spit_Fire> Today is Sisby Birthday!

19:09 <Moonlightning> RAIDEN_48HR: /Dev/Null: no such file or directory

19:10 <Moonlightning> your filesystem is (more than likely) case-sensitive, you derp

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19:11 <RAIDEN_48HR> I Just Have A Habit Of Capitalizing Everything

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19:15 * Surreal_Nightmares wraps Spit_Fire in blanket.

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19:16 <Surreal_Nightmares> I want snuzzles.

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19:17 <Lumindia_> So apparently the most recent episode goes by two names

19:17 <Lumindia_> "Saddle Row & Rec" and "The Saddle Row Review"

19:17 <Surreal_Nightmares> Sweep sweep sweep.

19:17 <Moonlightning> As for their ISP, I guess we could email abuse@qwest.net

19:17 <Moonlightning> This is where I'm stopping, though. GuerrillaMail doesn't let you compose :p

19:17 * Librarian sweeps surreal away

19:17 <RAIDEN_48HR> Dont **** With Nerds!

19:18 * Librarian bothers raiden a bunch

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19:19 * RAIDEN_48HR runs off

19:19 <wobniaR> Now now play nice

19:20 * Librarian bother wobniar a bunch

19:20 * RAIDEN_48HR comes back with some Food

19:20 * Surreal_Nightmares wraps wobniaR and RAIDEN_48HR in blanket.

19:20 <Moonlightning> LunatiaHell, Colgate: how's it going? :P

19:21 <LunatiaHell> goodie good

19:21 <Lumindia_> Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep

19:22 * Surreal_Nightmares snuzzles Lumindia_.

19:22 <Moonlightning> with the anti-phishing measures, I mean c:

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19:22 <RAIDEN_48HR> i only have 1 game on steam'

19:23 <Surreal_Nightmares> I have almost 70.

19:23 <Surreal_Nightmares> But I got a lot of them for free.

19:23 <Surreal_Nightmares> Lol.

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19:24 <fyrepony> someone robbed my bike month ago, now i found it and robbed it back

19:24 <Surreal_Nightmares> LOl.

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19:24 * Surreal_Nightmares snuzzles fyrepony.

19:25 * fyrepony clomps Surreal_Nightmares

19:25 <fyrepony> its been so hot entire week

19:25 * Surreal_Nightmares snoms on fyrepony's ears.

19:25 <Surreal_Nightmares> I'm cold.

19:26 * Surreal_Nightmares blankets on fyrepony for warmth.

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19:27 <fyrepony> Surreal_Nightmares:  also i ordered myself a new backpack for travel purposes

19:28 <fyrepony> 130� for that one

19:28 <fyrepony> but so worth

19:29 <Librarian> le punchi

19:29 <Surreal_Nightmares> Yus.

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19:33 <Sour_Sweet> Oh we had the AI trolls again? Send mails yesterday xD

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19:38 <RAIDEN_48HR> http://www.theverge.com/2016/5/24/11748428/google-project-ara-modular-phones-iot-store | Nerd Stuff

19:40 <Surreal_Nightmares> Nerd.

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19:41 <Moonlightning> Sour_Sweet: you mean the phishing thing? :3

19:41 <Sour_Sweet> Yeah.

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19:42 <Sour_Sweet> They've been here a couple of times advertising their (broken) "chat"

19:42 <Sour_Sweet> And trolling about AI stuff if you remember that.

19:42 <Moonlightning> oh, same one?

19:42 <Sour_Sweet> Yep.

19:43 <Moonlightning> I called Google and reported their webpage as phishing :3

19:43 <Sour_Sweet> The old DDNS also points to the phishing site

19:43 <Moonlightning> also submitted a form to ddns.net., but I used a throwaway email, so

19:43 <Moonlightning> their ISP I had no luck with and just gave up on

19:43 <Moonlightning> wasn't too persistent, just got bored :P

19:44 <Sour_Sweet> I mailed their ISP, send a report to the Safe Browsing team and NO-IP yesterday.

19:44 <Moonlightning> seems to be in Safe Browsing!

19:44 <wobniaR> !link horse

19:44 <DerpyBot> http://e926.net/post/show/118133/derpy_hooves_-mlp-equine-female-feral-friendship_i

19:44 <Sour_Sweet> Nice. That wroked that fast?!

19:44 <Moonlightning> the girl I got through to at Google mentioned it was blocked by her browser as phishing :3

19:44 <Sour_Sweet> Yesterday when I send the report it wasn't

19:44 <wobniaR> What, that's not friendship

19:45 <Sour_Sweet> But again. Get a 404, google the product, be smart and have a giant laugh afterwards.

19:46 <Sour_Sweet> I won't spoiler that experience for you.

19:47 <Moonlightning> a 404 from...the phishing site?

19:47 <Sour_Sweet> Yep

19:48 <Sour_Sweet> If they haven't fixed it - and I doubt it - it's hilarious

19:48 <Moonlightning> it's never served me a 404, I don't think

19:48 <Moonlightning> I didn't check the response codes, but it looked like all 200s and 302s

19:49 <Sour_Sweet> Silly filly: MAKE IT do it.

19:49 <Sour_Sweet> You know 404s can tell you a lot about silly people's setups ;-)

19:50 * Surreal_Nightmares snoms Sour_Sweet/

19:50 <Sour_Sweet> If you don't figure it out in 10 minutes I'll send you a link

19:50 <Sour_Sweet> (If it still exists)

19:50 <Surreal_Nightmares> Lol.

19:51 <Sour_Sweet> Nevermind ;-/ I think they figured it out

19:51 <Sour_Sweet> I'll send you what it used to give you though if I can find a screenshot

19:52 <Moonlightning> nothing from the 404 page is jumping out at me

19:53 <Moonlightning> Apache on Windows, with OpenSSL and PHP

19:53 <Moonlightning> Heartbleed-patched

19:53 <Surreal_Nightmares> Heartbleed should've been patched a long time ago.

19:53 <Moonlightning> PHP means there's probably a way to make the site do something bucky, but I can't be bothered to play with it

19:54 <Surreal_Nightmares> Are you still hackering a website?

19:54 * Surreal_Nightmares snuzzles everyone.

19:54 <Sour_Sweet> Send you a link

19:54 <Sour_Sweet> Again it's not there anymore. :-/

19:55 <Moonlightning> unicodingunicorn was putting together something to DDoS the thing, I think?

19:55 <Moonlightning> but they've quit :(

19:56 <Surreal_Nightmares> Lawl.

19:57 * Surreal_Nightmares snuzzles Moonlightning comfortingly.

19:58 <Moonlightning> Colgate: are you done feeding it fake credentials?

20:00 *** FallenSilent is now known as Fall

20:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Allyster Black: Equestria Daily Interviews Kkat (Author of Fallout: Equestia)! [ http://tinyurl.com/h53sdmb ]

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20:09 <Librarian> overwatch sounds like fun times

20:11 <wobniaR> Eh

20:11 <wobniaR> I'm not a fan of moba games

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20:14 <Surreal_Nightmares> I'm more of...

20:14 <Surreal_Nightmares> Butts.

20:14 * Surreal_Nightmares snuzzles Librarian.

20:14 <wobniaR> They have a TMNT game that came out today on steam, but  there has been little info or reviews on it

20:15 <wobniaR> I would not mind a nice coop hack & slash too

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20:17 <LunatiaHell> Huh a new anime?

20:17 * LunatiaHell watches Robot Town Sagami 2028.

20:17 <LunatiaHell> What the hell did I just watch?

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20:19 <SunsetShimmer> Overwatch isn't really that big a moba

20:20 <SunsetShimmer> from what I hear, Battleborn is the one for that

20:20 <LunatiaHell> Hey sunny, check out my new persona.

20:20 <wobniaR> It's like moba + fps, closer to team fortress 2

20:20 <LunatiaHell> Wait, someone literally called themselve "persona"?

20:20 <Persona> :V

20:20 <SunsetShimmer> Yes. :P

20:21 <Persona> Also overwatch isn't a moba?

20:21 <LunatiaHell> Oh...err...I mean...good for you.

20:21 <LunatiaHell> In my head I sound like Celestia from UFP.

20:21 <Persona> :P

20:21 <SunsetShimmer> Then again I guess I don't know what  moba is. x3

20:21 <LunatiaHell> moba? A game like LoL.

20:21 <LunatiaHell> Or Strife.

20:21 <Moonlightning> Freaking...

20:21 <Persona> Or dota

20:21 <Moonlightning> Pastebin!

20:21 <Moonlightning> You're already behind CloudFlare!

20:21 <Persona> (evidently I can't capitalize that)

20:22 <LunatiaHell> Lanes, jungles, towers, heroes, ya know?

20:22 <Moonlightning> You don't need to blacklist IPs!

20:22 <Moonlightning> At least not from /just viewing things!/

20:22 <LunatiaHell> I blacklisted swans in three major cities in equestria, guess where.

20:22 <wobniaR> Moba is multiplayer online battle arena

20:22 <Persona> And typically refers to things like LoL or DOTA

20:23 <wobniaR> Join instanced games as characters in teams

20:23 <Persona> So an FPS like TF2 is typically not classified as a MOBA :P

20:23 <wobniaR> Except tf2 has chsracteristics of a moba

20:23 <LunatiaHell> But there is a FPS MOBA, I think?

20:23 <Persona> There is! Smite

20:23 <LunatiaHell> wob: What? No.

20:24 <Sour_Sweet> Heh I stopped recommending pastebin since a number of my pastes got flagged for no reason.

20:24 <SunsetShimmer> It's a class FPS

20:24 <Persona> Typically when one thinks of a moba, one things of lanes and jungles and such

20:24 <RAIDEN_48HR> Dummy!

20:24 <Persona> Not king of the hill or payload maps

20:24 <wobniaR> Tf2 maps are multiplayer battle arenas

20:24 <LunatiaHell> So is Counter Strike and CS is NOT a moba.

20:24 <wobniaR> Not by slang definition but literal

20:24 <SunsetShimmer> You could argue ANY FPS Online maps, yes

20:24 <LunatiaHell> does*

20:24 <Persona> "slang"

20:25 <SunsetShimmer> you're being really weird with the definition, wobniaR

20:25 <RAIDEN_48HR> CS is Counter Strike

20:25 <Persona> It's practically the only definition.

20:25 <wobniaR> I'm stretching it yes

20:25 <wobniaR> I'm arguing that fps maps are like battle arenas

20:25 <SunsetShimmer> Eh...

20:25 <LunatiaHell> The "arena" part of "arena" isn't meant to mean "place" but more akin to the ancient roman battle arenas.

20:26 <wobniaR> Which didn't have lanes and towers and jungles

20:26 <Persona> Arguing semantics is never fun, yo

20:27 <wobniaR> True but i think I'm right to some extent

20:27 <SunsetShimmer> It's what he likes

20:27 <SunsetShimmer> Ehhhh, you're splitting hairs

20:27 <Persona> Especially if there's whole communities out there that have a matching, single definition

20:27 <LunatiaHell> Words have meanings. o. o

20:27 <wobniaR> I am, fine fine

20:27 <wobniaR> You kids and your minions and pewpewa

20:27 <LunatiaHell> Wait wait wait

20:28 <LunatiaHell> That wasn't directed at me?

20:28 <SunsetShimmer> No. o.o

20:28 <LunatiaHell> Huh, talk about eye ca- *hit by a wild brick*

20:28 <wobniaR> Yeah I'm the nerd splitting hairs here

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20:29 <Librarian> neeerd!

20:29 <LunatiaHell> And I'm the Princess with the floaty mane here.

20:29 <Librarian> im the flying book here

20:29 <LunatiaHell> Only slightly less sane.

20:30 * wobniaR splits a strand of SunsetShimmer's hair with a doom chainsaw

20:30 <wobniaR> That takes skill

20:31 <LunatiaHell> Oh right, today is the day of my favorite pupil...

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20:31 <wobniaR> Speaking of, doom has multiplayer right?

20:31 <LunatiaHell> ...my left eye is slightly less short sighted.

20:31 <LunatiaHell> "Doom arena".

20:31 <LunatiaHell> Also: yes.

20:31 <SunsetShimmer> doom DOES have MP, but it's pretty overall lesser in comparison to most other FPS Multi's

20:31 <SunsetShimmer> it's 'functional' but nothing grand

20:32 <LunatiaHell> Well it is kinda ol- oh wait, you meant the new one, right?

20:32 <SunsetShimmer> Yes. o.o

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20:32 <wobniaR> Is there a campaign multiplayer?

20:32 <LunatiaHell> Am I the only one to get confused by that?

20:32 <wobniaR> Or just online deathmatches?

20:33 <LunatiaHell> Or am I just getting old, after 1000s of years?

20:33 <LunatiaHell> [I dare you to tell me that I look a day beyond 495 years old]

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20:35 <Librarian> you look like you are 500

20:35 <Librarian> i dare

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20:42 <SunsetShimmer> <wobniaR> Is there a campaign multiplayer? - Nah, it's just basic multi.

20:42 <SunsetShimmer> the campaign is single only.

20:42 <wobniaR> Sadface

20:42 <SunsetShimmer> Well, narratively YOU are the doomguy.

20:42 <SunsetShimmer> so...you can't really have more than one.

20:43 <wobniaR> No trusty sidekicks sadly, too much anger and rage

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20:44 <SunsetShimmer> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzoYw8yoj0Q

20:44 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

20:44 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about DOOM (2016) OST - Dark Interval

20:44 <Sour_Sweet> Yeah the soundtrack is amazing

20:45 <SunsetShimmer> But it's being said quite a lot that doomguy is, quite frankly, a great protaganist in this time of deep and complex characters...to have a single focused character not caught up in the morality of events, just their own personal agenda: Destroy dem demons!

20:46 <SunsetShimmer> and he's been characterised hilariously well, for something thats literally just a hands holding a gun and a camera angle

20:46 <SunsetShimmer> *a pair of

20:46 <wobniaR> Fistbump finger wigglea

20:46 <Sour_Sweet> I really liked how he slided that monitor away in the first few moments of the game.

20:46 <SunsetShimmer> " Now very carefully remo-... " *Doomguy trashes delicate hell energy equipment*

20:47 <SunsetShimmer> YES. xD

20:47 <SunsetShimmer> Just that 'You had your chances, bud' subtlety.

20:48 <SunsetShimmer> I mean he's not deep, sure, but it's just the conveyances of his own personality without saying a word that make it.

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20:49 <wobniaR> More personality than Squall Lionheart or Cloud Strife that's for sure

20:49 <SunsetShimmer> " ... "

20:49 <SunsetShimmer> Screw the ellipses

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20:51 <wobniaR> I never got to try Balamb garden's hot dogs tho :(

20:53 * SunsetShimmer still prefers 9 tho'

20:53 <wobniaR> Yes i know your husbando is Zidane

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20:55 <SunsetShimmer> x3

20:56 <Librarian> my dad treats me like rubish, yet he wants me to create stuff

20:56 <Librarian> my life is kinda idiotic

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20:57 <Librarian> derpster

20:57 <Librarian> banana phana bobester

20:57 *** OctaveSymphony is now known as Octave|Bed

20:57 * Librarian hugs the derpy

20:57 * Bubs rolls in

20:58 <Bubs> hey CleverDerpy!

20:58 * Bubs just opened up a pack of double chocolate muffins :D

20:58 <Librarian> nuuu

20:58 <Librarian> they might fight back

20:59 <Bubs> I think I know who will win that fight

20:59 <Librarian> the muffins

20:59 <Librarian> XD

20:59 <Bubs> on my weight. yes.

21:00 <Bubs> and I'm sitting here, wearing my derpy hoodie

21:00 *** Mongoosie|Sleep is now known as Mongoosie

21:00 <Bubs> in which she's eating a muffin

21:01 <Bubs> earlier today a collegue already bought me a vanilla muffin, because of the hoodie XD

21:02 * Sour_Sweet now wants a pony hoodie as well.

21:02 <Bubs> visit teepublic and say goodbye to your money ;)

21:03 <Sour_Sweet> I doubt they'd look good on me :P

21:03 <Bubs> why?

21:05 <Sour_Sweet> Because ... well ... I'm 1.85 meters tall, and not exactly thin .... I'm afraid I'm not in the target audience for such products.

21:06 <Sour_Sweet> I do have an EFF, Tor and IPv6 protocol spec shirt though. They are great ;-)

21:06 <Bubs> I know some people who'd fit that description and I see them wearing hoodies half of the time

21:09 <Bubs> anyway, teepublic also sells tshirts, longsleeves, etc.

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21:11 <Bubs> hej djazz

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21:15 <Divide> "Mwahaha... I am Nightmare Bloom!" "And I am Nightmare Belle!" "And I am Nightmare Scoots!" "And together..." "WE WILL RULE EQUESTRIA!"  "Um.  Mister.  How do we get these things to go." "Give me those before you hurt yourselves." "Awwwwwww."

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21:35 <MidnightSonata> Hello hello pony peoples

21:36 <Renny> Ponies!

21:37 <Mudwise> Hi MidnightSonata

21:37 <MidnightSonata> Hiya Mudwise

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21:43 <MidnightSonata> Why is this so hard?! I can't seem to scale my photo to the correct size

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21:45 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Hiiiiiaaa

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21:45 <MidnightSonata> Oh wait there we go....more or less

21:46 <MidnightSonata> Hiya SkippeZ_ShadoW

21:46 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Tired

21:49 <MidnightSonata> Must fill this photoshop project with ponies. Ponies ponies ponies ponies everywhere

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21:56 <Renny> Ponehs

21:56 <wobniaR> Whare

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22:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Comic: Some Items Not Included / Ashes 46 / The Investigation 8 / Moody Mark Crusaders 51 [ http://tinyurl.com/zpuudon ]

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22:03 <MidnightSonata> Getting my picture done correctly in this project was about 10 times harder than it probably should have been

22:04 <SmallSkippeZ> Oh

22:04 <SmallSkippeZ> Hi CleverDerpy

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22:05 <Finwe> o3o

22:05 *** SleepFrame is now known as FreezeFrame

22:05 <Finwe> Mr SmallSkippeZ.

22:05 * Finwe doffs his hat.

22:05 <MidnightSonata> Teacher: I wish you guys would invest in flash drives. It's so much easier   Me: Up until you lose said flash drive

22:05 <SmallSkippeZ> Oh hi

22:06 <SmallSkippeZ> I have 9ne in my flash drive

22:06 <SmallSkippeZ> Oeychqin

22:06 <SmallSkippeZ> Keychain

22:06 <Finwe> o3o?

22:06 <SmallSkippeZ> Dw

22:06 * Finwe noms on SmallSkippeZ's flash drive.

22:06 <Spit_Fire> Cepheid, https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13237718_10156949437530486_1931025937403207387_n.jpg?oh=18d6eff5c4d807a7b67fda2a914f0c47&oe=57D03E23

22:06 <SmallSkippeZ> We call them USB keys

22:07 <Cepheid> Yep.  Accurate.

22:07 <MidnightSonata> I can't quite get the background fully removed on my picture without taking out some of arm so I guess I will be keeping the green around my arm despite how much it bothers me

22:07 <Finwe> Lt CleverDerpy!

22:07 <Finwe> _o7

22:07 * Finwe snugglesalutes his Lieutenant.

22:08 <MidnightSonata> Oh look at that, it is time to go. I must away, my little ponies

22:08 <Finwe> Fare thee well, MidnightSonata!

22:08 * Finwe waves.

22:08 <MidnightSonata> I shall return to the land of ponies eventually, most likely on the morrow *suddenly Shakespeare*

22:08 * Bubs bows to Finwe

22:09 <Finwe> Mr Bubs.

22:09 * Finwe doffs his hat.

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22:09 <Bubs> ugh. I'm done studying

22:09 <Bubs> nearly time to go to bed

22:10 <SmallSkippeZ> *yawn*

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22:10 <SmallSkippeZ> Man I wanna drive and have a gun

22:10 <SmallSkippeZ> Not both at the same time

22:13 * Finwe hats on SmallSkippeZ.

22:13 <SmallSkippeZ> I need to go

22:15 <Finwe> Alright, Mr SmallSkippeZ.

22:15 <Finwe> We try and keep the chat running.

22:16 * Finwe returns to his non-hat form.

22:19 <Librarian> im just went from depression to full blown anger

22:19 <Librarian> now my dad calls me a failure and that i have to play for my own everything

22:19 <Librarian> as punishment

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22:21 <Librarian> pay for my own everything i mean

22:22 <Librarian> mista finwe!

22:23 <Filthy_Rich> At least you got a job and money right?

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22:26 <Librarian> yes

22:26 <Librarian> but he is doing this as vengeance, not as something positive

22:28 <Filthy_Rich> That must really suck.

22:29 <Librarian> yes it does

22:29 <Librarian> thats why imma poke you a bit

22:30 * Librarian pokes filthy rich

22:30 * Filthy_Rich rolls to the other side of the room.

22:31 * Librarian rolls along

22:31 * Filthy_Rich gives Librarian a Sweet Roll he found on the other side of the room.

22:32 * Librarian rolls while rolling with a roll

22:33 * Filthy_Rich drops his wallet while rolling

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22:35 * fyrepony empties Filthy_Rich's bank account

22:36 * Filthy_Rich declares bankruptcy

22:37 <Mudwise> looks like Filthy_Rich is no longer filthy rich LOL

22:40 *** Filthy_Rich is now known as Filthy

22:41 * Filthy is looking for a new job to earn some bits.

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22:46 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Story Updates - May 24th  [ http://tinyurl.com/jfytgmt ]

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22:48 * Filthy gives everypony a box of popcorn

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22:55 <Electron> Objection!

22:56 <Filthy> What are you objecting to?

22:57 <Electron> To von Karma.

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22:59 * Filthy is confuse.

22:59 <SunsetShimmer> he's watching Ace attorney, I believe

23:00 <Electron> Yis.

23:00 <Electron> I have finished just now.

23:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Drawfriend Stuff #1904 [ http://tinyurl.com/jqtso23 ]

23:01 <Filthy> Are you planning to be a lawyer of something?

23:02 <Electron> Me? Definitely not.

23:02 * Schism returns with a jar of vegetable pickle (Branston, if you care) and some cheddar cheese and a little butter and meat.

23:02 * Electron wishes he had more food in his life

23:04 <Schism> Electron: Depending, you might not want this stuff.  It's right up there with Marmite.

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23:05 <Schism> Hands up, UK ponies.  Who's ever had a ploughman's lunch?

23:05 <Schism> Or hooves up, that too.

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23:07 <Schism> Slab of dark bread, bit of veggie pickle, cheddar cheese, butter, egg on side.

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23:07 <Schism> I know Thelema5 has.

23:08 <Thelema5> I've had something similar using sourdough.

23:08 * Schism nodnods.

23:08 <Thelema5> Dark breads are not my prefered varieties.

23:08 <Schism> Well, sourdough is a dark bread.

23:08 <Schism> Oftentimes, anyway... hmm.

23:09 <Schism> No, I guess for a sourdough rye you usually get lighter, depending on the grain.

23:09 <Thelema5> Well, they're not brown like a pumpernickel, at least.

23:09 <Schism> I meant on black bread, or something.

23:09 <Schism> So totally not sourdough.

23:09 <Thelema5> I saw black bread in a can at the grocers the other day

23:10 <Thelema5> It was unexpected.

23:10 <Schism> We get that too.  It's... kinda gross.

23:10 <Thelema5> One would imagine.

23:11 <Filthy> Wow, can bread, really, that's the best idea since...

23:12 <Thelema5> So my lunchtime craving for red meat was not satisfied, so I went and bought a pound of ground sirlion beef.  I'm going to cook up a big, fat buffalo-bleu cheese burger

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23:12 <Schism> No, it's terribad, Filthy.

23:12 <Schism> Thelema5: A full pound...?

23:13 <Thelema5> Not all for one burger, I'll probably make 2 patties and freeze one.

23:13 <Schism> I'd just go and split it into thirds, to be honest.

23:13 <Schism> And then bulk it up with mushrooms.

23:13 <Thelema5> Under normal circumstances, I'd agree.  But I am seriously craving meat.  I may be lacking iron.

23:14 <Filthy> I heard about the can sandwiches (where the spread is like paste) and I heard it last really long, it may be good for survival.

23:14 <Schism> Fair enough.  Heh, throw some liver on there, then.

23:14 <Schism> Liver, garlic, spinach, onions, mushrooms, and some swiss.

23:14 <Thelema5> Filthy, I've seen canned hamburgers.  They look awful.

23:15 <Filthy> Thelema5, canned hamburgers - Best Before 31/12/99

23:15 <Thelema5> !link https://youtu.be/zc5EMEyvFA4

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23:15 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

23:15 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about The CheeseBurger In A Can Challenge (Warning: WTF!?!?)

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23:17 <Thelema5> I don't recommend watching that video for more than a few minutes.  Gagging and gurgling ensues.

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23:21 <Twilight`Sparkle> soggy cheeseburger. ech.

23:21 <Twilight`Sparkle> why would you put the whole burger in a can?

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23:22 <Twilight`Sparkle> Burgers are easily constructed from individually packaged ingredients.

23:22 <Filthy> I wonder what else you can put in a can...

23:22 <Twilight`Sparkle> Air.

23:22 <Twilight`Sparkle> Other cans.

23:23 <Librarian> air in a can in a can

23:23 <Librarian> canception

23:23 <Twilight`Sparkle> The hopes and dreams of a generation.

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23:23 <Librarian> a bagel

23:23 <Librarian> (the souls of the innocent)

23:23 <Librarian> two bagels!

23:24 <Filthy> Bass, so the can acts as the bass canon when you open it up.

23:24 <Librarian> i got a funny one

23:24 <Librarian> but its nsfw owo

23:24 <Twilight`Sparkle> Let the bass cannon kick it.

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23:27 *** Filthy is now known as Filthy_Rich

23:28 <wobniaR> SunsetShimmer https://epicrainbowcrafts.deviantart.com/art/Sunset-Shimmer-beanie-plushie-610928212

23:28 <Filthy_Rich> wifi in a can would be helpful, since my wifi is always breaking down.

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23:29 <SunsetShimmer> Cute'n'fluffy

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23:30 <Filthy_Rich> Is it machine washable?

23:31 <Librarian> owo

23:31 * Librarian noms plushie

23:31 <wobniaR> Most plushes aren't lol

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23:31 <wobniaR> They're made out of delicate and soft material dude

23:31 * Librarian machines washes wobniaR

23:32 * wobniaR takes SunsetShimmer with him to test this theory

23:32 * Filthy_Rich puts the plushie in the washing machine with his suits, now his suits are all orange and red.

23:32 <Librarian> thats good

23:34 <Librarian> one hour to stop working

23:35 * Surreal_Nightmares blankets over Filthy_Rich, wobniaR, and Librarian.

23:36 * Filthy_Rich noms on the blanket

23:38 * Librarian dunks on blanket

23:38 * Filthy_Rich gives Surreal_Nightmares the cool side of the pillow

23:39 <Surreal_Nightmares> Yus.

23:39 <Filthy_Rich> Can we flip the blanket so we get 'the cool side of the blanket'.

23:41 * Filthy_Rich snuggles on his Sweet Roll Plush and goes to sleep.

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23:48 <Schism> Hum... well, this is going to be confusing.  New team lead.  Not /bad/, mind you, just confusing.

23:48 <Surreal_Nightmares> Saaaaaaallllllt.

23:48 <Schism> On the other hand, I get to share my recipe for bacon-wrapped, cheese-filled ham rolls, wrapped in filo dough and fried, with the rest of my team.

23:49 <Schism> Again.

23:49 <Surreal_Nightmares> Yuuuuuuuus.

23:49 <Librarian> you should hae been a chef schism

23:49 <Librarian> owo

23:50 <Surreal_Nightmares> Lol.

23:50 <Schism> Yeeeeah no.

23:50 <Schism> Not with /that/ recipe, I certainly shouldn't.

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23:52 <Librarian> i should have been a duck

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23:54 <Schism> Pfffth.  Out of the mouths of babes.  "Dad, what's goin' on?" "Buncha people wanna fight me." "Y'gonna kill 'em?" "Hope not." "K."

23:54 <Librarian> thats kinda funny

23:55 <Schism> It sorta is.  Kid's his father's son...

23:55 <Electron> Good night.

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23:56 <Surreal_Nightmares> Jazz plus dubstep.

23:56 <Surreal_Nightmares> Lol.

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23:59 <Librarian> whose kid?

23:59 <Thelema5> Schism, that recipe sounds awesome.