Log archive of EquestriaDaily for Tuesday, 2016-05-31

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00:00 <Gladiolus> yes

00:00 <Gladiolus> the census staff are incompetent, full stop

00:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: AMWDW Weim and Making a Youtube Career [ http://tinyurl.com/h79u52t ]

00:01 <LunaticHell> What buzyness do calls have saying things?

00:01 <Sour_Sweet> Government efficiency at it's best

00:02 <Gladiolus> I even signed a form Friday about bringing it in, the only excuse for them not knowing is incompetence.

00:02 <Gladiolus> And telling me for a /full week/ they need it by Friday, and then immediately OH NO WAIT.

00:02 <Gladiolus> ugh

00:03 <Gladiolus> buck them

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00:13 <init3> Gladiolus: I'm confused. The Census Bureau gave to a tablet to fill out the census on?

00:13 <init3> *gave you

00:13 <Sour_Sweet> Yeah

00:13 <Gladiolus> yeah way back when

00:14 <Gladiolus> it was broken for weeks and they said they would fix it, never did

00:14 <Gladiolus> eventually they told me to bring it in as they were ending the census

00:14 <Gladiolus> after i did they told me no, they’re continuing

00:14 <Sour_Sweet> I wonder what they're going to do with all their tablets and cheap phones now :P

00:14 <init3> Wait, which census is this?

00:14 <Gladiolus> those phones are 10 years old they’ll use them forever

00:14 <Gladiolus> city census, which was supposed to be done april 30th lel

00:15 <init3> haha

00:15 <Gladiolus> Basically it happened like this:

00:15 <init3> But why tablets? What''s wrong with paper? Or were you helping to take it?

00:15 <Gladiolus> “Everybody does it online, we’ll hire less people."

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00:16 <Gladiolus> ~70% of people don’t get the letter in the mail to get their online code~

00:16 <init3> kek

00:16 <Gladiolus> “Oh shit we didn’t hire enough people and can’t get it done in time, also we’re all incompetent and the tablets are breaking."

00:16 <Sour_Sweet> init3: I guess if you have the data in a digital format it's easier than trying to scan it later?!

00:16 <Gladiolus> Paper is $$$ and time

00:17 <init3> No I misunderstood. I didn't realize at first you were halping to take it.

00:17 <Sour_Sweet> You can automate it to a certain degree, but yeah you have to manually correct things

00:17 <Sour_Sweet> Fun fact: My former employer does that in India btw. because Poland wasn't cheap enough

00:17 <Gladiolus> you put the info in the tablet and it sends it to the city server

00:18 <Gladiolus> problem: mine stopped doing that

00:18 <Gladiolus> So I had no idea who did it online and it didn’t send my data

00:18 <init3> I see.

00:18 <Gladiolus> I ended up annoying a /lot/ of people that did it online

00:18 <init3> yay gubbment

00:19 <init3> Does what Sour_Sweet?

00:19 <Sour_Sweet> Correcting those scans of paper

00:19 <init3> Oh I got ya.

00:20 <init3> That sounds like an invigorating job.

00:21 <Sour_Sweet> A software scans and analyzes the forms you give it and scores every field based on how likely it is it made a mistake. If you hit the threshold that field is isolated from the rest and manually corrected in India

00:21 <Sour_Sweet> So they only see that one field.

00:24 <Sour_Sweet> I was involved in moving the process to India and almost got the opportunity to fly there. Sadly they opted for video conferences instead ;-/

00:24 <Surreal_Nightmares> D:

00:24 * Surreal_Nightmares noms on Sour_Sweet.

00:26 <Sour_Sweet> It must be the most boring job ever though. Like they don't even speak German and all they do is correct machine "typos"

00:27 <Sour_Sweet> And if you'd know what we were paying them for that you'd be sad. I'm not allowed to say that though because it's considered a trade secret.

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00:39 <Librarian> i need a to sleep

00:39 <Librarian> lousy day

00:39 <Librarian> and i need employment

00:40 <Sour_Sweet> O.K. 3 hug bats are too much

00:43 <LunaticHell> Too much hugs?

00:44 <Sour_Sweet> No. Hugbats.

00:44 <LunaticHell> What are hug bats?

00:44 * Sour_Sweet puts LunaticHell in between of Gladiolus, Valiant and Quers

00:44 <Quers> o3o

00:44 * Spit_Fire huggles Sour_Sweet ^_^

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00:44 <Valiant> o3o

00:44 * LunaticHell wats but won't questions the hugging any further.

00:45 <Sour_Sweet> I was making fun of Valiant's unstable connection / silly tripe connecting

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00:45 <LunaticHell> huh

00:45 <LunaticHell> Hey Thelema5, wb

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00:49 <Librarian> im leaving bye

00:49 <Librarian> see ya tommorow

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00:49 <Sour_Sweet> I'm just finishing server maintenance and than I'm going off to bed as well. See ya' pones!

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00:51 <LunaticHell> Well cool, you served it right.

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00:58 * The_Nostalgia_Mare noms LunaticHell

00:58 * LunaticHell hugs a The_Nostalgia_Mare

00:58 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Hehe.

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01:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: My Little Pony Takes Home Award for Best Sound! [ http://tinyurl.com/z45743q ]

01:01 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Yeah.

01:01 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> MLP is best Sound.

01:01 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> *squees*

01:07 <ADragonDreaming_> I have a limerick for y'all.

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01:08 <Twilight`Sparkle> It goes like this:

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01:08 <PinkieShy> yo yo :)

01:09 <Twilight`Sparkle> (12+144+20+3*sqrt(4))/7 + (5*11)=9^2 + 0

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01:10 <wobniaR> Stop that you

01:11 <Twilight`Sparkle> No.

01:12 <Schism> Darnit.

01:13 <Schism> I'm going to keep nomming down on coffee grounds until the night finishes.

01:13 * Schism siiiips in Twilight`Sparkle's ear.

01:13 <Twilight`Sparkle> Say the limerick.

01:15 * SunsetShimmer doesn't get it

01:15 <Twilight`Sparkle> A dozen, a gross, and a score

01:15 <Twilight`Sparkle> Plus three times the square root of four

01:16 <Twilight`Sparkle> divided by seven

01:16 <Twilight`Sparkle> plus five times eleven

01:16 <Twilight`Sparkle> is nine squared and not a bit more

01:16 * SunsetShimmer throws calculators at Twilight`Sparkle for that

01:17 * Schism should know the poem, it is true / of a pony, of lavender blue / her coffee addiction / and utter conviction / had him sent to the moon, in one, two...

01:18 <Schism> I'm like... halfway through a freakin' coffee pot.

01:19 <Schism> One tick... just... finishing a pot.  Grrfghcnm.

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01:25 * LunaticHell picks up Schism and huggles and snuggles.

01:25 <Schism> Well, that was enjoyable.  Nothing like interrupting one's family members in the midst of something. Yeugchgn.

01:26 <Schism> That's onomatopoeia, kids and parents.

01:26 * Schism eyebrows.

01:26 <Sombra> No parents

01:26 <Schism> No, the parents already no.

01:28 <Schism> They 'no' everything, that's what parents do.

01:29 <LunaticHell> What do those words even mean?

01:29 <Schism> They're pretty mean, too.

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01:29 <LunaticHell> I'd agree IF I knew what they meant.

01:30 <Schism> So they mean no even when they're not mean, saying no, no, no when they don't mean yes and no, no, when they mean no.

01:30 <Schism> Kinda mean of them.

01:30 <SunsetShimmer> Schism...you're being crazy.

01:30 <Schism> I'm being sane, but sane in a crazy way.

01:31 <Schism> Parental logic.  Sorry, it's a skit.

01:31 <LunaticHell> So THAT is why I don't understand you, since I'm sane in NO way.

01:31 * The_Nostalgia_Mare plays Crazy for Schism.

01:31 * Schism boops LunaticHell; "Right!"

01:32 <Lumindia> http://i.imgur.com/2bckhCL.jpg

01:32 * Schism hugs SunsetShimmer, The_Nostalgia_Mare, LunaticHell, and Sombra. <3

01:32 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Hehe.

01:32 <Schism> So ridiculously old, this play.  <3

01:33 <LunaticHell> A play? Fun, since the episode of Warehouse 13 is about plays.

01:33 <Schism> Also, Cepheid doesn't like Mustard on his hot dogs.

01:33 <Schism> LunaticHell, have you watched Eureka?

01:33 <LunaticHell> All. Of. It.

01:33 <Schism> Ahh, kaykay.  >.>

01:33 <Schism> Have you also watched 'Kingdom Hospital'?

01:34 <LunaticHell> Somehow those two shows like to throw actors at each other.

01:34 <LunaticHell> Also no.

01:34 <Schism> What, Eureka and Warehouse 13?  Yeah, they're in the same universe.

01:34 <Schism> As is the Syfy show 'Alphas'.

01:35 <LunaticHell> Yes and no, since some characters in warehouse 13 play different characters from when they are in eureka.

01:35 <LunaticHell> Two of them died in the other show.

01:35 <Schism> Oh come on, there was a crossover.

01:35 <LunaticHell> One.

01:35 <Schism> Anyway... take a look at 'Kingdom Hospital'.  I promise, it'll tickle your funny bone.

01:35 <LunaticHell> I'll take a look.

01:36 <LunaticHell> Three episodes with actors that play role in the others show, but only in one they actually use their character, too.

01:36 <Schism> And if you're looking at something a leeeeeetttle bit more terrifying, 'Riget' is the Danish production of the same tale.

01:36 <Schism> Which didn't get a finale.  ;-;

01:36 <LunaticHell> aw

01:36 <Schism> Riget was a great horror tale... but Kingdom Hospital was pretty good too.

01:37 <Schism> Lots more black comedy, too.  :3

01:37 <Schism> "Have a heart, lawyer."

01:37 <LunaticHell> Is Kingdom Hospital a show about doctors and hospitals?

01:37 <Schism> A /haunted/ hospital.

01:37 <LunaticHell> huh

01:37 <Schism> Oh, and it's in Maine.  Guess who wrote it.

01:38 <Sombra> Steven Segal

01:38 <LunaticHell> Wait he wrote stuff?

01:38 * Schism baps Sombra with a small paper fan.

01:38 <Schism> Stephen King.  It's honestly his best miniseries.

01:38 <LunaticHell> Normally he only plays a chef/former marine and kills a lot of peo...

01:38 <Sombra> i don't know

01:38 <Sombra> I can't read.

01:39 <LunaticHell> OH, THAT Stephen.

01:39 <LunaticHell> aka "HP Lovecraft biggest fanboy"

01:39 <Schism> LunaticHell, it's maybe the best miniseries Stephen King has ever written.  Loads better than anything else.

01:39 <Sombra> Stephen Universe.

01:40 <LunaticHell> That's a fun Stephen.

01:40 <Schism> He's absolutely better a writer than a director.

01:40 <Sombra> I don't think soi

01:40 <Sombra> Personally I think he's the worst part of that show

01:41 <Schism> Um...

01:41 <LunaticHell> He got better.

01:41 <Sombra> I don't believe you.

01:42 <LunaticHell> So?

01:42 <Sombra> So buttons on your underwear.

01:42 <LunaticHell> Button, only one.

01:43 <Sombra> Gross

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01:44 <LunaticHell> Well to bad for you. :P

01:44 <Sombra> Is it?

01:44 <LunaticHell> You tell me.

01:45 <Sombra> Yes.

01:46 <PinkieShy> I'm tired..

01:46 <LunaticHell> Go bed, ShinkiePhy

01:47 <LunaticHell> Actually more "SinkiePhy"

01:47 <Sombra> LunaticHell I need a favor

01:47 <LunaticHell> Nah, let's not, that sounds too much like drow- do tell.

01:48 <Sombra> .I need you to borrow me some money to get doom (2016) on steam.

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01:48 <LunaticHell> Is it that much of a pressing concern?

01:48 <Sombra> Yes.

01:50 <LunaticHell> Let me see.

01:50 <LunaticHell> Meaning I'll look it up on steam.

01:51 <Sombra> Okay.

01:52 <LunaticHell> Like I guessed, 60€

01:52 <Sombra> .unrecognized characters.

01:53 <LunaticHell> Euro

01:53 <Sombra> 60 euros?!

01:53 <Sombra> How many euros is a USD

01:53 <LunaticHell> 60 euro is equal to $66.89.

01:54 <Sombra> teh hell, it's only 59.99 USD here.

01:54 <LunaticHell> teh hell, indeed.

01:55 <LunaticHell> Different prices for different countries.

01:55 <Sombra> Why don't you just give me 60 steam dollars, then I can buy it.

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01:55 <LunaticHell> Steam works in euro for me.

01:56 <LunaticHell> Putting that aside for a second, I presume there is a reason why you need it this soon?

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01:56 <Sombra> Because I don't think I'm going to be able to afford it in the next... ever.  Well at least until December, but probably not then because I'll need to buy gifts for people.

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01:57 <LunaticHell> You must be living on a tight budget if you can't save up to $60.

01:57 <Sombra> Yeah, Almost had enough for it, but my GPU blew out a fan, and I have to get some replacements.

01:58 <LunaticHell> Ok, well make it like this: I'll load up my steam wallet tomorrow and I'll send it your way as a gift, I'll obviously need either your email adress or your steam name in my friends list.

01:59 <Schism> I have a red X on Windows Update.  'Install required updates.'  [Insert profanity.]

01:59 <Sombra> I swear I already had you on steam, hold on let me boot up this juice

02:00 <Schism> I have a selection of refrigerator magnets containing nothing but profanity which I intend to throw at Microsoft HQ.  Does anyone else have the same?

02:00 <LunaticHell> In any way, this can only go down tomorrow, since I only load up my wallet with cards bought from a physical store.

02:01 <Sombra> I PMed you

02:02 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Drawfriend Stuff #1910 [ http://tinyurl.com/hwn8sxn ]

02:03 <Schism> "Hey," says my landlord as I look down there and blink.  "There's a free rabbit in the road.  Y'want?" "No," says I, "I'm full."

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02:05 <LunaticHell> And still you're skinnier than spike.

02:05 <Schism> If I catch him around again, I'll tell him it's Goose Season.

02:05 <Sombra> I wish.

02:08 <LunaticHell> Duck.

02:08 <LunaticHell> Schism: Duck Season.

02:08 <Schism> Wabbit season.

02:08 * Schism turns into a duck.

02:09 <LunaticHell> Also: you made me ping a random Duck, why is a duck here?

02:09 <Schism> ... Huh, I have no clue.

02:09 <Schism> LunaticHell, do you have Duck Game?

02:09 <LunaticHell> The name is greened out, so I guess it means?

02:09 <Sombra> Also, thanks puddin

02:10 <LunaticHell> Yes, there is a Duck in the channel.

02:10 <Schism> Heyhey.  Tirek has Duck Game.  Does anyone else?

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02:10 <LunaticHell> Thank me tomorrow, when the deal has been done.

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02:10 <Sombra> Okie doke

02:10 * Schism looks around. o3o

02:11 <Schism> I honestly want to know.  Does anyone else have Duck Game?  <.< >.>

02:13 <LunaticHell> I honestly hope the person with the name Duck isn't actually using his/her computer for anything vital. Oh now I ping'd, too.

02:14 <LunaticHell> brb

02:14 <Schism> LunaticHell, Tirek, I'll happily murder each others' hogs, though I will make no apologies for abusing the Rope.

02:15 <Schism> Aaaactually.  Anyone here familiar with 'Worms'?

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02:18 <Schism> LunaticHell: I forget.  Have I brought you into HedgeWars?

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02:20 <Schism> Okay.  So.  Would anyone care to fire bazookas at me?

02:21 <Schism> (That's entirely the wrong question, come to think.  Does anyone NOT want to fire bazookas at me?)

02:26 * MarsToSirius raises a hoof and shakes it at Schism. Makes "pew pew!" noises.

02:27 * Schism launches a cluster bomb at MarsToSirius! It does 0 damage, by landing everywhere else.

02:28 <Schism> C'mon guys.  I know there are a few others here.  It's much more fun with four people!

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02:29 <Schism> Or even eight... ;-;

02:30 <unicodingunicorn> good morning everyone!

02:30 <Schism> uni!

02:30 * Schism hats on unicodingunicorn.

02:30 * unicodingunicorn squeaks, before hatting on Schism

02:30 <Schism> Do you want to blow my face up with a bazooka, grenade, or clusterbomb?

02:31 <Schism> I have a very explodable face.  :S

02:32 * unicodingunicorn tilts his head in confusion

02:32 <Schism> unicodingunicorn, ever seen the game 'Worms'?

02:32 <unicodingunicorn> ooh!

02:33 <Schism> What I am suggestering is a game called 'Hedgewars', a free variant on Worms.

02:33 <unicodingunicorn> ah okay

02:33 <Schism> And trying to get other players into the game, because it's kiiiinda more fun with like six players.

02:34 <Schism> If you want to wait til tomorrow, that's fine too.

02:38 <PinkieShy> yo Schism! sup pal :P

02:38 <Schism> Hiiii.

02:44 <Schism> {Solar Wind} : Push your foe back, forcing them to fight against the wind.  {Lunar Tide} : Push forward, dragging your foe towards you.

02:44 * Schism writes skills.

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02:53 <Summer_> Hi

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02:57 <Schism> Nicktendonick, want to play a game of Worms?  Summer, too?  <.< >.>

02:58 * Nicktendonick shakes head no

02:58 <Schism> Alas...

02:59 <Summer_> Hi

02:59 * Schism hats on Pi.

02:59 * Schism also nibbles on Summer_'s ears.

02:59 <Summer_> Not really

02:59 <Summer_> .me is kind of sads

02:59 <Summer_> .me is kind of sad

02:59 <Schism> Aw...

02:59 * Summer_ is kind of sad

02:59 <Schism> And it's actually '/me', yeah... :<

03:01 <Summer_> I am being bullied

03:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Nightly Discussion #729 [ http://tinyurl.com/hbqvoxm ]

03:01 <Schism> Why?

03:01 <Schism> Silly question, but why do they /say/ you're being bullied?

03:02 <Schism> It's a willful lie, of course.

03:03 <PinkieShy> My dad commented on my beard today

03:03 <PinkieShy> saying its turning red o.o

03:03 <PinkieShy> it looked that way at least

03:04 * PinkieShy the red bearded pony

03:04 <LunaticHell> Ooooooh that actually sounds cool.

03:04 <PinkieShy> or maybe its ginger idk

03:04 <LunaticHell> PinkieShy: Ya know, there is a pretty cool historical person with a red beard.

03:05 <LunaticHell> Wanna know who?

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03:06 <PinkieShy> sure :)

03:06 <LunaticHell> Frederick I, Holy Roman Emperor...

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03:06 <LunaticHell> ...aka Barbarossa, latain for "the red beard".

03:06 * Schism hugs LunaticHell and Gladiolus.

03:06 * Gladiolus o3os

03:07 * LunaticHell hugs Schism

03:07 <Schism> o3o!

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03:14 <LunaticHell> Well the daily 4 o' clock disconnect happned, it's a good sign for me to sign off.

03:14 <Duck> 22:13:52 L<LunaticHell> I honestly hope the person with the name Duck isn't actually using his/her computer for anything vital. Oh now I ping'd, too.

03:14 <Duck> Hi there

03:14 <LunaticHell> Oh...hi there. ^^'

03:14 <Duck> well, i wasn't

03:14 <Duck> but thanks, now i have something to do

03:14 <Duck> :)

03:14 <LunaticHell> Good to know. xD

03:16 <LunaticHell> It's fun to see how random words managed to ping people, it's mostly a shot in the Dark, but it seems like sometimes one hits a Duck, a cabbage, maybe some Hearts...I call it a Sin.

03:17 <Duck> more like a shot in the Duck

03:17 <Duck> :)

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03:17 * Gladiolus shoots Duck

03:17 <LunaticHell> That's 5 name drops in one line.

03:17 <LunaticHell> I just ping'd 5 people.

03:18 <LunaticHell> Well one did not count as I did not put a space after the name, but all in all...good shot.

03:19 <LunaticHell> Well anyway, I gotta go to bed, see ya all ponies tomorrow.

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03:19 *** unicodingunicorn_ is now known as unicodingunicorn

03:19 <LunaticHell> n8

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03:26 <Not-Renny> Bahh, I need a KooK

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03:28 *** Chaosweaver is now known as God

03:29 <God> !mbox list

03:30 <God> That... is an old message.

03:30 <God> Holy crap.

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03:33 *** God is now known as Satan

03:34 <Thelema5> That escalated quickly

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03:35 <Thelema5> Must have been some message.

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03:41 <SunsetShimmer> " <Thelema5> Must have been some message. " - probably one 'hell' of a message. ;3

03:41 <Satan> That's a bad pun and you should be ashamed. :V

03:41 <Surreal_Nightmares> Lol.

03:42 <Thelema5> :P

03:42 <Thelema5> Lets hope the message styx.

03:44 <SunsetShimmer> x3

03:45 <Thelema5> This must be some seriously good cheese http://i.imgur.com/fKWQ95i.gifv

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04:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Discussion: What Sort of Villain Are You Hoping For in MLP? [ http://tinyurl.com/gnm7vkc ]

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04:06 * Schism chuckles, "My brother just kicked my butt in Hedgewars. That was fun, though."

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04:11 <Schism> Oh, that was a lot of fun.  I'm glad I didn't pull infinite ropes, though.  He'd have been even worse.

04:11 <MooImADog> Wow, chatroom really has changed a lot in a year. :O

04:12 <Schism> Well, the client, certainly.  The old guard is still here, though.

04:12 <MooImADog> Yep, 'ol Derpy Bot's still here.

04:12 <Schism> !hug

04:12 <DerpyBot> Hugtiem? :3

04:12 <Schism> yes

04:12 * unicodingunicorn aggresively boops MooImADog

04:12 * DerpyBot wraps her front hooves around Schism in a tight embrace

04:14 <MooImADog> Moo... I'm a Dog.

04:15 * MooImADog eats some grass off of the floor

04:20 * MarsToSirius wiggles at MooImADog.

04:20 * MooImADog Moos.. or is it just Moo? I don't know anymore

04:21 <MooImADog> Oh, wait... I remember Schism now. :O

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04:25 * Thelema5 waggles at MooImADog

04:26 <Thelema5> Have you been keeping up with season 6, MooImADog

04:26 <Thelema5> ?

04:27 <MooImADog> I stopped at season 5 (mostly because of movie 3), kept watching ever since first episode though.

04:28 <Thelema5> Season 6 has been pretty mediocre, in my opinion.

04:28 <Thelema5> There have been one or two standout episodes, but there's a host of new writers who are still getting their footing.

04:29 <MooImADog> We can all agree that Movie 3 was a (basic) disaster right?

04:31 <Thelema5> I don't really remember if I saw it.  You're referring to the Equestria Girls films, I assume?

04:31 <Thelema5> Not really my cup of tea.  I thought the first one was okay, Rainbow Rocks was enjoyable... but the third one was sportsball stuff, I don't care for the medium.

04:32 <MooImADog> Yes, the "Equestria Games"

04:32 <Thelema5> I remember it being unremarkable.

04:33 <MooImADog> Yeah, the plot was horrible in my opinion.

04:33 <Thelema5> Season 6 has more or less been unremarkable for me, too.  A couple a decent episodes, a few "meh" episodes... but nothing really stands out as a huge hit or miss.

04:33 <Thelema5> *of

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04:34 <MarsToSirius> It's got some hits, but it's really struggling to make an actual story happen

04:34 <MarsToSirius> And it's already (sorta) ended three already

04:34 <wobniaR> Too much slice of life

04:35 <wobniaR> I'm saying this when it's a slice of life show

04:35 <Schism> MooImADog, I'm glad you remember me.  ;-;  I'd thought you'd always forgotten me...

04:35 * Schism sniffles, then glomps MooImADog. "We'll never be apart again!"

04:36 <Thelema5> I love slice of life most of all, so I'll not complain about that.  But poor execution is inexcusable.

04:36 <Schism> Anyway, so yeah.  It's been kind of... forgettable...

04:36 * MooImADog smirks as he eats more grass *I'm smarter than the average cow*

04:36 <Thelema5> Gauntlet of Fire was unexpectedly good, I usually don't like spike episodes but I thought this one was masterfully done.

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04:37 <Thelema5> Saddle Row Review was really the first episode of the season which I thought really opened new horizons on the series by emplying a novel storytelling technique.  Also, the characters were spot on.

04:38 <MooImADog> After mlp, I've sorta gotten into anime. Thinking of making mane six some very overpowered bunch of sword wielding slayers of... things...

04:38 <Thelema5> Twilight Inverse?

04:39 <Thelema5> Wait, that was slayers with a lower-case 'S'

04:39 <Schism> Okay, now I want to beat my head against a desk.  Where did I get those blasted items...

04:39 <Thelema5> Thrift shop?

04:40 <MooImADog> Likely...

04:40 <Schism> No, no... It was... hrmgmrdgh...

04:40 <MooImADog> Yep, it was a thrift shop...

04:40 <Thelema5> Coppin' it, washin' it, 'bout to go and get some compliments

04:40 <Thelema5> Passin' up on those moccasins someone else's been walkin' in

04:41 <Schism> It was a blasted site which had a lot of links to poni content.

04:42 <Thelema5> That narrows it down.  ( . _.)

04:42 * Schism chews his own tongue off.

04:42 <Thelema5> O.o

04:43 <Schism> Stupid memory.

04:43 * Thelema5 offers some Sichuan peppercorns to act as a local anesthetic

04:45 <Finwe> Good morning, my equines of relatively minute size.

04:45 * Surreal_Nightmares noms Finwe.

04:45 <Finwe> Messrs Schism, Thelema5, Surreal_Nightmares and MooImADog.

04:46 * Finwe doffs his hat.

04:46 <Finwe> Hello, Surreal_Nightmares.

04:46 * Surreal_Nightmares scarfs on Finwe.

04:46 * MooImADog eats another bucket of grass (I think it's the fourth bucket)

04:47 <Finwe> Are you going to !moo at some point?

04:47 * SunsetShimmer snerks

04:47 <Thelema5> Hi there, Finwe

04:47 <MooImADog> Never tried it -3- (lets see...)

04:47 <MooImADog> !moo

04:47 <DerpyBot> Who are you calling a cow?!

04:47 <MooImADog> Me

04:47 *** MooImADog was kicked by DerpyBot (To the MOO!)

04:47 <Schism> Oh, there it is.  YAY.  Finally got that one.

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04:48 * Schism flops on the grounds.

04:48 <Finwe> Welcome back, Mr MooImADog.

04:48 <MooImADog> Check that one off my bucket list

04:49 <Finwe> You're supposed to !facehoof now.

04:49 <Finwe> o3o

04:49 <MooImADog> Oh... okie then

04:49 <MooImADog> !facehoof

04:49 * DerpyBot puts her hoof in MooImADog's face

04:49 <DerpyBot> Now lick it.

04:50 * Finwe licks it, as MooImADog looks like he's not going to do it.

04:50 * MooImADog (accidentally) licks the hoof in a very seductive way

04:51 * MooImADog grabs DerpyBot's hoof *IT'S MINE!*

04:51 * SunsetShimmer ahems.

04:51 * Thelema5 wants a taco

04:52 * MooImADog Moos a taco out of thin air *Magic! (echo)*

04:52 <wobniaR> Please

04:53 <wobniaR> https://bakuel.deviantart.com/art/Spa-Sisters-612288142

04:53 <SunsetShimmer> magic tacos are empty calories

04:54 <MooImADog> Pretty sure Applejack shouldn't be going to the spa...

04:54 <Thelema5> One would think.

04:54 <MarsToSirius> She needs to relax tho

04:54 <wobniaR> She and Rarity are good friends

04:54 <MooImADog> But...

04:55 <wobniaR> She goes because it's with a friend

04:55 <wobniaR> Applejack probably wouldn't go to the spa alone

04:55 <Thelema5> Maybe Rarity should find some time to relax with a dip in the creek with AJ

04:55 <wobniaR> Too busy with farm chores and silly pony stuff!

04:56 <wobniaR> She'd be sunbathing there

04:56 <Thelema5> Keeping it country

04:56 <MooImADog> But at Farmers, we do more than just that

04:56 <wobniaR> Now that Dash is in the Wonderbolts she could probably use the spa time more than ever

04:57 <MooImADog> But at Farmers, we don't just be in the wonderbolts.

04:57 <MarsToSirius> See, that could've been interesting - it's a natural progression from her last episode and continues to focus on her self-image issues

04:58 <MarsToSirius> But instead we get "AJ needs to learn how to manage her chores properly!" which... who cares? :p

04:58 <Finwe> Lt MarsToSirius!

04:58 <Finwe> _o7

04:58 <wobniaR> I care!

04:58 <Finwe> o3o7

04:59 <Thelema5> Yeah, also I'm pretty sure AJ is too pragmatic to get caught up doing pointless routines

04:59 <MarsToSirius> o3o7

04:59 * Finwe snuggles the MarsToSirius.

04:59 <wobniaR> Everyone can make silly mistakes

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04:59 <MarsToSirius> "So this one time I accidentally made the pigs run into the fence and their bucket of food landed in their trough. I thought that was awesome. So I kept doing it because of reasons because why the hell not"

04:59 <wobniaR> People do silly things for silly reasons as routine even after it's no longer a problem

04:59 <Thelema5> Sure, but to the point that they begin interfering with daily life?

05:00 <wobniaR> Yes

05:00 <MarsToSirius> And to the point where she literally would have to be blind to notice that some things just aren't necessary?

05:00 <Thelema5> That's like... the textbook definition of a disorder, as opposed to a quirk.

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05:00 <MooImADog> Not me wobniaR... I can't make mistakes! (Oh crap, I'm a mistake)

05:00 <wobniaR> She wouldn't be the first one with a disorder

05:00 <MarsToSirius> "I have to open and close the gate to make them come outside! *pigs are already outside*"

05:01 <wobniaR> And it was exaggerated for the sake of comedy

05:01 <wobniaR> Like many things

05:01 <MarsToSirius> Too far, imo

05:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Music of the Day #665 [ http://tinyurl.com/zx6wcn8 ]

05:01 <MarsToSirius> We got the point of the episode, but there's a line to cross, from just being stubborn to being ignorant or even borderline stupid

05:01 <Thelema5> No, but she's super-efficient and effective work pone.  The writers just went all willy-nilly with established traits.  lol

05:01 * Finwe runs a command on 147 files using a for-loop.

05:01 <SunsetShimmer> wobniaR: The problem they're saying is that it was done TOO far for laughs.

05:02 <wobniaR> I don't disagree

05:02 <Thelema5> "suddenly, AJ is worst pone"

05:02 <wobniaR> But it's nothing new

05:02 <Thelema5> ... I saw that coming

05:02 <Finwe> There are many ponies worse than AJ.

05:02 <MarsToSirius> No, but it doesn't retroactively make this episode good. It just makes it very average and forgettable. :p

05:02 * Thelema5 crosses his arms and grumbles

05:02 <SunsetShimmer> Rarity is not one.

05:02 <MarsToSirius> Especially when there were two better stories to tell.

05:02 <Finwe> And even among the mane6 she's okay.

05:02 <MooImADog> My will

05:03 <SunsetShimmer> Fluttershy....FLUTTERSHY...now there's a pony with an awful episode track record

05:03 <Finwe> RD and Twi are the best mane6 ponies. o3o

05:03 <MarsToSirius> Fluttershy has just had NOTHING to do in Season 6 at all

05:03 <MooImADog> Is to have me thrown onto grass. To be one... with the grass... no... to be the grass...

05:03 <Thelema5> She's been under utilized, for sure.

05:03 <MarsToSirius> All the others have been great, but she's basically not even a character right now

05:03 * wobniaR points at episode 11 title

05:03 <Thelema5> I've not seen it

05:03 * MarsToSirius stares down wobniaR. o3o

05:03 <Finwe> MarsToSirius: She did deal with the raccoons in the Manehatten episode. o3o

05:03 * SunsetShimmer points at wobniaR

05:04 <wobniaR> fite me!

05:04 <SunsetShimmer> Challenge me not, mortal

05:04 * MooImADog feeds wobniaR grass

05:04 <MarsToSirius> True, but that's about the extent of it... and she had to share space with the other five in that episode

05:04 <Finwe> Yup.

05:04 <MooImADog> It's spicy grass. :D

05:04 <wobniaR> A show with so many characters someone is gonna get left behind eventually

05:04 <wobniaR> You can't have everything you want

05:04 <SunsetShimmer> I think she's really the one they know LEAST what to do with

05:05 <wobniaR> I also disagree with Fluttershy having the awful track record of episodes

05:05 <SunsetShimmer> Hers are usually the most dull.

05:05 <wobniaR> To you

05:05 <SunsetShimmer> at least rainbow, whilst occasionally regressive with her character to the same level, has more entertaining episodes

05:06 <MarsToSirius> I don't want to agree but Sunset's right ;-;

05:06 <wobniaR> So what you're saying is, Rainbow Dash is your new waifu

05:06 <SunsetShimmer> Nah, Twi and Rarity are my joint waifu

05:06 <MarsToSirius> better not

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05:07 <SunsetShimmer> Rarity episodes are just...yeah, Tabitha gets gold stars for those every time. :P

05:07 <wobniaR> Giving fashion horse special treatment I see

05:07 <Finwe> Oops, I accidentally ran the command on my template file as well. 6.9

05:07 <SunsetShimmer> I'm merely stating objective faaaact~

05:07 * Finwe derps

05:08 <Finwe> The fashion horse ranks lowest among the mane6.

05:08 <Finwe> Together with Pinkie.

05:08 * Thelema5 gasps!

05:08 <Thelema5> Don't you hurt ponka pone!

05:08 <SunsetShimmer> Finwe, thou art wrong

05:08 <SunsetShimmer> inherantly

05:08 * Thelema5 assumes a defensive stance

05:09 <Finwe> SunsetShimmer: No, this cannot be!

05:09 <Finwe> o3o

05:09 <wobniaR> I thought Scare Master from last season was a pretty good Flutters episode

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05:10 <SunsetShimmer> Ehhhhhh

05:10 * MooImADog pulls out a grass sword and cuts Thelema5 (its not very effective). Proceeds to eat weapon.

05:10 <Finwe> Top tier ponies = {Rainbow Dash, Twilight Sparkle}; Middle tier ponies = {Fluttershy, Applejack}; Low tier ponies = {Rarity, Pinkie Pie}. o3o!

05:10 <Thelema5> I'm a flutter fan, and I enjoyed it.  I loved the resolution which, for the first time, didn't try to "fix" fluttershy but instead respected her differences.

05:10 <Finwe> Mr fyrepony.

05:11 <SunsetShimmer> But Rarity is fabulously hilarious

05:11 * Finwe doffs his hat.

05:11 <wobniaR> See you're showing favoritism for Rarity, your opinion is wrong!

05:11 <Finwe> SunsetShimmer: True that.

05:11 * fyrepony doffs Finwe

05:11 <fyrepony> i been up all neigth

05:11 <SunsetShimmer> wobniaR: Pfffft, you're an objective derp

05:11 <wobniaR> Tru

05:11 <Finwe> Neight?

05:11 <Finwe> I see what you did there.

05:12 <fyrepony> horse puns are the clue that keeps community together

05:13 <wobniaR> Anyways go to bed you derps

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05:14 <Finwe> wobniaR: No way, I just woke up and cycled to the uni.

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05:17 <MooImADog> He's blue, that's how you know it's official.

05:18 * MooImADog looks at blue (o3o)7

05:18 <Thelema5> !link https://youtu.be/K-SgfLKORJc?t=3m37s

05:18 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

05:18 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about We bare bears epsiode 28 ( season 2 episode 2) slumber party

05:18 <blue> ummm hi i was recremened to use a website for fan art call Derpibooru great website but umm does any one know how to umm fliter out the bad not good stuff, trying to stay out of trouble

05:18 <Thelema5> I lurv Charlyne Li's narrative in this clip

05:18 <Thelema5> *yi

05:19 <SunsetShimmer> http://www.coca-colacompany.com/stories/hi-c-ecto-cooler-returns-ahead-of-ghostbusters-remake - If you wanted some Ecto-cooler, it's out in the wild again since yesterday.

05:19 <Thelema5> Blue, derpibooru has safe filters as the default

05:19 <blue> ok thank you sorry

05:19 <Thelema5> Unless you disable them, you should be fine.

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05:20 <blue> thanks  again it would just get me in huge trouble

05:21 <Thelema5> yeah man.

05:22 <blue> well gtg have a nice chat hope i didn't just ruin a conversation

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05:22 <Thelema5> Just... don't change your filters to "everything" and you should be okay

05:22 <Thelema5> SunsetShimmer, I've not seen ecto-cooler in a long time... a long time.

05:23 <SunsetShimmer> x3

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05:30 <Tirek> Vote pitch black.

05:30 <Finwe> Mr Gladiolus.

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05:30 * Finwe o3o's at Gladiolus.

05:30 <Gladiolus> hi

05:31 <Gladiolus> i managed to virus up my system

05:31 <Gladiolus> womp womp

05:33 * Finwe viruses Gladiolus's system.

05:33 <Gladiolus> o3o

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05:36 <PinkieShy> Thelema5 hii :D

05:36 <Thelema5> Hi hi

05:36 <PinkieShy> What's up :)

05:36 <Thelema5> Just watching a new episode of We Bare Bears

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05:37 <Thelema5> It's a charlyne yi episode, so I'm super happy

05:37 <PinkieShy> omg :O

05:37 <PinkieShy> I love that show!! :D

05:37 <PinkieShy> the bears are like totes adorbs.

05:38 <Thelema5> Yus

05:38 <Thelema5> And Charlyne Yi is absolutely PERFECT as chloe

05:41 <PinkieShy> Panda bear is cute when nervous :P

05:41 <Thelema5> Ice Bear is my favorite

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05:42 <Thelema5> Speaking of

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05:43 <KooK> Dance for me

05:45 <Finwe> Messrs KooK and PinkieShy.

05:45 * Finwe doffs his hat.

05:45 <KooK> Finnish

05:45 <Thelema5> KooK, where can I source a used driver's side sun visor (with electrical sensor) for a 2009 hyundai accent?  My searches at local junkyards have only turned up non-wired specimens.

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05:45 <Thelema5> Do you have a go-to site for parts?

05:45 <KooK> Uno momento

05:46 <KooK> If you want to stay with salvage yards then - http://car-part.com

05:46 <KooK> You'll have to get them to ship it, obviously

05:47 <KooK> Otherwise Ebaymotors.com

05:47 <PinkieShy> Finwe wut

05:47 <Thelema5> Thanksie!

05:47 <KooK> Car-Part searches salvage yards

05:47 <Finwe> PinkieShy: Wut wut?

05:47 <KooK> Wait I said that already...

05:47 <PinkieShy> xD

05:48 <Finwe> Greetings, if it was not clear.

05:48 <Finwe> o3o

05:50 <PinkieShy> oh greetings :)

05:51 <Thelema5> Salvage is prefered, thanks!

05:52 <Finwe> *preferred

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05:52 <Thelema5> Yes, that

05:52 <Finwe> One of the characteristics of English language is the doubling of liquids in constructs like that.

05:53 <Finwe> Except in American ortography.

05:53 <ConfusionRift> Hello everypony.

05:53 <Finwe> Lt Cdr ConfusionRift!

05:53 <Finwe> _o7

05:53 * Thelema5 is an uneducated hick, forgive me

05:54 <Thelema5> Hi there, ConfusionRift

05:54 *** MarsToSirius changes topic to 'Welcome to #EquestriaDaily! This channel is rated All Ages. | Guide and rules: http://derpy.me/EqDRules | Episode 10: Applejack Actually Stinks At Stardew Valley (Discussion OPEN! Let's Talk!) | Happy Birthday Snapai!!'

05:54 * ConfusionRift only knows what he has learned, and finds fighting over who is wrong or right kinda pointless.

05:54 <Finwe> Is it Snapai Day today?

05:54 <Thelema5> Seems so

05:54 <ConfusionRift> Habby Bertday!

05:55 <Finwe> The celebrant is probably asleep.

05:55 <Thelema5> happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy birth-day to you!

05:55 <Thelema5> Sleeping like a baby

05:55 <Finwe> He's not even idling here. o3o

05:55 <Thelema5> He is, as Sleepai

05:56 <Finwe> Oh.

05:56 <Finwe> But it's a silly thing to change your nick like that.

05:57 <Finwe> There is a separate status field where you can tell why you're away.

05:57 * Thelema5 is eating baked mac & cheese which is equal parts (by volume) macaroni and cheese.

05:57 <Finwe> Sounds... ummm... rather filling.

05:58 <Finwe> and not necessarily healthy.

05:58 <Thelema5> This is a wonderful thing, especially since part of the cheese component was smoked gruyere

05:58 <Thelema5> No, it's not healthy at all lol

05:58 <Finwe> Smoked gruyere sounds delicious.

05:59 <Thelema5> Ummmhmmm.

05:59 *** Sleepai is now known as Snapai

05:59 <Snapai> o3o

05:59 <Thelema5> XD

05:59 <Finwe> Happy birthday, Snapai!

05:59 <Snapai> Actually I forgot to change it away this morning, I haven't gone slep yet.

05:59 * Finwe glomps a Snapai.

05:59 <Snapai> Tho I have a class in 8 hours so I probably should

05:59 <Thelema5> Happy birfday!

06:00 <Snapai> But I'm watching FMA:Brotherhood on Netflix instead :p

06:00 <Thelema5> XD

06:00 <Finwe> YMM "barfday"

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06:00 <Finwe> Mr Renny.

06:01 * Finwe doffs his hat.

06:01 <Renny> Herr Finwe o3o

06:01 <Finwe> Guten Morgen, Herr Renny.

06:01 <Finwe> Wie geht es Ihnen heute?

06:02 <Finwe> o3o

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06:03 <KooK> thelema5 what did you do to your sun visor anyway?

06:03 <Renny> I am very ponies Finwe o3o

06:03 <Finwe> Ponies!

06:04 * Finwe cuddles a Renny.

06:04 * Renny ponies

06:04 * Renny ponies so hard

06:04 <Thelema5> Nothing.  It just stopped working at proper tension.  As of this morning it decided to just dangle at 90 degrees to the roof

06:05 <Renny> Är det morgon var du är, Finwe?

06:05 <Thelema5> Made it hard to see.  I'll probably not replace it though, after browsing.   Seems like a strip of velcro will do the trick.

06:05 <KooK> My Civic does something similar, it's annoying

06:05 <Renny> No, you must use duct tape in true redneck fashion, Thelema5

06:06 <Renny> KooK :U

06:06 <Renny> I need car halps!

06:06 <KooK> I don't know anything about cars

06:06 <Renny> ;-;

06:06 <KooK> What did you break?

06:06 <Renny> Nothing, I actually fixed a few things

06:07 <Thelema5> It is annoying.   I would like to avoid duct tape if possible, Renny- this is the first car I bought new, and I've had far too many cars with duct-tape

06:07 <Renny> Except the paint job :U

06:07 <Finwe> Renny: Jovisst är det morgon, klockan är bara lite över 8.

06:07 <KooK> This is new, normally people follow up "I hear you know about cars" with something they broke :P

06:07 <Thelema5> The car-man's burden

06:08 <Renny> Yep

06:08 <Renny> Well god morgon to Finwe o3o

06:08 <KooK> Positive note, I just sold a few fuel parts

06:08 <Finwe> KooK: We usually call those "rice cups".

06:08 <Finwe> The solution is to get a German car instead.

06:09 <KooK> Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

06:09 <Renny> German cars are so expensive to maintain D:

06:09 <KooK> I have 2 German cars, both of them the most unreliable vehicles I have

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06:09 <Finwe> KooK: Audi and Mercedes-Benz are very reliable.

06:09 <Renny> KooK, the paint on the car is showing signs of splitting.

06:10 <Finwe> BMW as well.

06:10 <KooK> Finwe: I disagree on all three fronts

06:10 <Renny> Like, really tiny splits that you can't see unless you're up close, but they annoy meh to no end D:

06:10 <Finwe> You can easily drive 2 million kilometres with a Mercedes.

06:11 <KooK> Let me guess, on the hood

06:11 <Finwe> Any Japanese car will fall apart after 400,000.

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06:11 <ConfusionRift> Tell that to my mom's Tercel.

06:11 <Renny> KooK, spread evenly on the whole vehicle, but yes, most apparent on the hood.

06:11 <KooK> Finwe, you know why a $60,000 Merc is worth $10,000 after 5 years even with low mileage?

06:12 <ConfusionRift> ^ That's true.

06:12 <Finwe> Is this a joke?

06:12 <KooK> Not a joke

06:12 <ConfusionRift> Check blue book values on them.

06:13 <KooK> Mercs are so cheap in the states, nobody wants them because they are so expensive to fix, and WHEN they do break it's never pretty.

06:13 <Finwe> 20% of the retailer price vanishes when you drive the car off the dealer's premises.

06:13 <Thelema5> I've seen 7 year old mercedes selling at the same price point as comparable toyotas

06:14 <Thelema5> Jaguars, too

06:14 <KooK> So, for the same price you can either have a Merc or a Toyota that's the same year and mileage range?

06:14 <ConfusionRift> Finwe, you sorta answered yourself there.

06:14 <Renny> KooK, would I pretty much need to redo the paint on the whole car to get it to look decent? :l

06:14 <Thelema5> I'd go with the toyota

06:14 <KooK> Renny - I hate to say but I would honestly need to see what you're talking about.

06:15 <Finwe> ConfusionRift: That 20% is what the "new" in "new car" is worth.

06:15 <KooK> I'd go with a Toyota as well

06:15 <Renny> https://www.dropbox.com/s/rb73hpq0x6amub8/0530162033.jpg?dl=0 like this, KooK

06:15 <Finwe> After that it's about 10% annually for the first 5 years, and 5% after that.

06:16 <ConfusionRift> A $12,000 Toyota would have lost $2,400 of its value once off the lot. A $100,000 Mercedes would have lost $20,000 by just turning the key.

06:17 <KooK> Renny:  You can hide them pretty well but it takes a lot of effort.  I would just put a cleaner wax on it and call it a day.  If this were an exotic car or a toy then it would be a different story.

06:17 <KooK> There's a $12,000 Toyota?

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06:18 <Renny> Corollas get pretty expensive....

06:18 <ConfusionRift> Well, in the end, we have not owned a single German or other European car. So I can't say much about them/

06:18 <Renny> They go for like 10 or 11 over here...

06:18 <ConfusionRift> What I know is that my mom's Tercel stopped running once it was just a bag of rust.

06:19 <Thelema5> Camry's go for about $20K new off the lot

06:19 <ConfusionRift> ^

06:19 <Renny> And then there are priuses

06:19 * Renny hmphs at all priuses ever

06:19 <ConfusionRift> Actually Lexus is by Toyota. So yeah.

06:20 <KooK> Hey, I drive a Lexus CT200h...

06:20 <KooK> Which is a fancy Prius

06:20 <ConfusionRift> Hah!

06:20 <Finwe> Lexus is the luxury mark of Toyota.

06:20 <Finwe> yup

06:20 <ConfusionRift> Then again, I just find the Prius to be just a very expensive battery.

06:20 <KooK> I love the thing though.  The Prius is a heap but the Lexus version is super comfortable.

06:21 <Finwe> Nissan has a prestige brand as well, called Infiniti.

06:21 <ConfusionRift> Yep.

06:21 <Snapai> Prius is FUN

06:21 <Snapai> I drive one at work.

06:21 <ConfusionRift> For rally, maybe. :P

06:21 <KooK> Honda's is Acura...

06:21 <Renny> Pics, KooK?

06:21 <KooK> Fords is Mercury and Lincoln.

06:21 <Snapai> The newer models of prius: set it to PWR and enjoy :D

06:21 * Renny shuns Snapai :U

06:22 <ConfusionRift> Dodge used to have Plymouth, but that's way dead.

06:22 <Renny> And then there's Pontiac

06:22 <Snapai> I wonder how many drivers I've confused at this point, using that, and just putting huge distance between them and me off the line when the light turns XD

06:22 <Thelema5> I couldn't kill my 1994 toyota camry that I bought with 80K miles on it.  I didn't change the oil or a single filter for 50K miles, and it's still running today (albeit for a different owner)

06:22 <ConfusionRift> Pontiac is Chevy, I think.

06:23 <KooK> Pontiac is dead

06:23 <ConfusionRift> Yep, General Motors.

06:23 <Snapai> Prius does 0-60 in about 10 seconds using PWR drive mode. Wouldn't win any races that way, but to unsuspecting people expecting a Prius to accelerate softly... X3

06:24 <Snapai> I actually have to be careful not to squeal the tires, or not to punch it on gravel :x

06:24 <ConfusionRift> Well, it's a front-wheel drive.

06:24 <KooK> Hold on, trying to find a picture of this car

06:24 <Snapai> Renny - what I really want now tho' is a PAL-V One. X3

06:24 <Renny> ?

06:25 <Renny> KooK, saw it

06:25 <Snapai> One of these: http://pal-v.com/the-pal-v-one/

06:25 <Renny> KooK, I've seen new Pontiac cars though D:

06:26 <Snapai> I'd guess that it's something around $60k-$100k, but it would be so much fun X3

06:26 <Snapai> Road-legal porta-copter X3

06:27 * Schism offers Snapai a cheese and pickle sandwich.

06:27 <Snapai> eew

06:27 <Schism> That's a tasty, tasty car... aww.

06:28 <Schism> cheese and pickle is delicious... ;-;

06:28 * Renny noms Schism's sammich

06:28 <Snapai> Also it has lean-steering built into it.

06:28 <KooK> Speaking of cars, my insurance dude better get insurance back on my German hunk of crap tomorrow, he screwed some things up and it got dropped

06:29 <Snapai> It gets decent gas mileage on the road. Nnnnot sure how to judge it as a plane.

06:29 <Snapai> Coz there's not really much to compare it to.

06:29 * Renny patiently waits for this https://youtu.be/MSQlCYWuz5A

06:30 <KooK> https://www.dropbox.com/s/qodc07pskqktl05/image.jpeg?dl=0

06:30 <KooK> There, that's my daily

06:31 <KooK> The fancy prius

06:31 <Snapai> Aw man, the PAL-V One's starting price is way too high.

06:32 <Snapai> Hope it comes down in price.

06:33 <Snapai> They're charging $400k for it. That's ridiculous, most decent gyroplanes are only $60k-$100k, and this only adds a nice motorcycle to it.

06:34 <Thelema5> My AC has dropped the ambient air temp in my house from 89 degrees to 61.

06:34 <Snapai> Hm, but that's under a different label. Maybe those were the prototypes. >.>

06:34 <Thelema5> I can be happy at 61, that's a good ac

06:35 * Thelema5 patty pats

06:36 <ConfusionRift> Well, at the end of the day, whatever keeps you moving is worth every penny.

06:37 <Snapai> I wonder how much it costs to use minor airports.

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06:37 <Snapai> As in- the kind that the airlines don't use.

06:37 <ConfusionRift> Would require a piloting license.

06:37 <Snapai> Well duh.

06:38 * ConfusionRift stares at Snapai. 0_0

06:38 <ConfusionRift> Guessing you have one?

06:38 <Snapai> No

06:38 * ConfusionRift stares more closely. 0_0

06:38 <ConfusionRift> Just kidding. :P

06:38 <Snapai> But I mean, that goes without saying. If you want to use small airports, you'd need a plane, and you'd either need to fly it yourself, or be able to afford to hire someone to fly it for you.

06:39 <ConfusionRift> Either way is very expensive. I think the hire is more so.

06:39 <Snapai> But I'm thinking more in terms of- do they charge you for using the airport? How much do they charge for gas? etc

06:39 <ConfusionRift> Hmmm.

06:39 <ConfusionRift> That's a good question. I really don't know.

06:40 <Snapai> Apparently there is no real requirement that those small strips even have people monitoring them, ATC is only necessary at big airports.

06:40 <Thelema5> Snapai, it's a good question.  I found this info from my local (small) airport, but it doesn't mention any costs http://fdpllc.sharepoint.com/Pages/EllenvilleAirportStatspage.aspx

06:40 <Snapai> They're virtually "designated places to land/takeoff"

06:41 <Snapai> And I mean....you don't have to pay to use the on/off ramps from the interstate, and most of the small strips are still local-government-operated.

06:41 <Thelema5> Mine is listed as Airport use:

06:41 <Thelema5> Open to the public

06:42 <Thelema5> That would seem to me that there are no defined charges

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06:46 <Thelema5> I suspect that KooK has a pilot's license, so he'll probably be able to shed more light on the subject.

06:47 <Snapai> It appears that most of them subsist, partly on local commission, and partly on selling mechanic services and gas.

06:48 <Snapai> Doesn't really matter right now, coz there's no way I could afford flying lessons, let alone any sort of aircraft to pilot ;p

06:48 <Snapai> I just love information I can't use XD

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07:04 <fyrepony> https://www.facebook.com/BronyMemes/photos/a.367374936674928.88499.367241506688271/1024253824320366/?type=3&theater

07:04 <fyrepony> my face after this nigth literally

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07:35 <Surreal_Nightmares> Ded.

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08:04 <Finwe> Mr Not-Renny.

08:05 * Finwe doffs his helmet.

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08:07 * Surreal_Nightmares doffs Finwe.

08:07 * Finwe is a posh hat.

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08:19 <Finwe> Mr unicodingunicorn.

08:19 * Finwe doffs unicodingunicorn.

08:19 <Finwe> o3o

08:19 * unicodingunicorn squeaks

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09:14 <PinkieShy> anybody still on

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09:45 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Everything Wrong With Magical Mystery Cure in 5 Minutes or Less  [ http://tinyurl.com/zqtraba ]

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10:02 <Finwe> *scrunch*

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11:16 <unicodingunicorn> ...wait

11:16 <unicodingunicorn> are we in Season 6 or Season 5?

11:17 <ConfusionRift> 6.

11:17 <unicodingunicorn> wow

11:17 <unicodingunicorn> time flies

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12:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Morning Discussion #514 [ http://tinyurl.com/zqrtc9a ]

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12:38 <LunaticHell> gooooooood morning, equestria.

12:43 <LunaticHell> oh hi Unixkitty *hugs all around*

12:50 <Finwe> Hello, LunaticHell!

12:50 <LunaticHell> oh hey Finwe

12:50 * LunaticHell hugs a Finwe

12:50 * Finwe hugs a LunaticHell while ruffling the Unixkitty.

12:51 <LunaticHell> I got 'nother pun.

12:52 <LunaticHell> Where can you talk with a really angry person? A snap-chat.

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13:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Theatrical Trailer: A Different Dispective [ http://tinyurl.com/za7daub ]

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13:06 <Schism> Hrm.  Another power outage, last night.  ... annoying.

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13:06 <LunaticHell> Did your neighborhood run out of black, Schism?

13:07 <Schism> I really have no idea.

13:07 <LunaticHell> Black-out

13:08 * Schism noms on LUnaticHell's ears.

13:08 <LunaticHell> My ear. D:

13:11 <Schism> So... former attorney general Eric Holder says that Edward Snowden performed a public service by releasing the data he acquired from the NSA, but that the manner in which he did it was irresponsible.  Except...

13:11 <Schism> Except that there's a culture of secrecy in the NSA, CIA, and other groups, you know, because they're /spy agencies/, and so it's impossible to release data without going through channels which specifically limit that data...

13:12 <Schism> And so my brain goes, 'This omelet is delicious, but now we're going to arrest you for cracking those eggshells.'

13:14 <ConfusionRift> You stole those eggs! 0_0

13:15 <Schism> But I put them to good use!

13:15 <LunaticHell> Let me correct you on one thing.

13:15 <Schism> By all means.

13:15 <Schism> LunaticHell, not LUnaticHell, apologies.

13:16 <LunaticHell> ./inteligence agency/, if you please.

13:16 <LunaticHell> an l is missing, too.

13:16 <Schism> Oh, of /course/, how silly of me.

13:16 <Schism> You are absolutely correct.  Their purposes are solely to gather intelligence.

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13:18 <LunaticHell> In that sense it doesn't really concern them how they aquire it.

13:18 <Schism> Hi, Pi.

13:18 <LunaticHell> Of course espionage is part of the deal, but if they can get the same intel by asking, it saves time and money.

13:18 <Schism> LunaticHell, true.  But honestly, has it ever?  For any government?  Still, there is that culture of secrecy about them.

13:19 * ConfusionRift sighs.

13:19 <Schism> And of course, remember that it is a bureaucracy, and therefore the way that things get done are the least efficient, most costly, and generally most disruptive means.

13:19 <LunaticHell> Yes, a culture that one specific president of the USA stood against, then he died.

13:20 * Schism ahems. "Okay, okay, let's pause this before we get into the Illuminati."

13:20 * ConfusionRift makes Schism disappear, and puts another pony in his place.

13:20 <LunaticHell> You don't want to see the list of potential suspects.

13:21 * Schism is entirely Schism. There is no way he is another changeling. Bzzz.

13:21 <LunaticHell> But that's fair, I'm certain the potential suspects don't want to see you, either. :P

13:21 <Schism> LunaticHell, in the Illuminatus! trilogy, the real killer was actually John Dillinger.  Well, one of the John Dillingers.

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13:21 <Schism> (They were pentuplets.)

13:22 <LunaticHell> Pffft silly Rob.

13:22 <Schism> Hey, RA Wilson was great.  X3  The whole book was insane from top to bottom: it takes skill to write that well and that badly.

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13:22 <LunaticHell> And then there was 23s everyhwere.

13:23 <Schism> The more I think about connections to the number 5, the more evident they appear.

13:24 <LunaticHell> This is a thing I learned in psychology: you always will see paterns.

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13:24 <Schism> Man, the best part of Discordianism is that it takes the absolute /piss/ out of conspiracy theories.

13:24 <LunaticHell> This is (among other factors) how you see this o. o as my unimpressed look.

13:25 <Schism> Well, yes.  Pattern matching and pareidolia are fun examples of how evolution made us all utterly insane.

13:28 <LunaticHell> Humanity already does have a bad track record when it comes to "insanity".

13:28 <Schism> Nooooo, you don't say.

13:28 <Schism> Surely that's crazy, though.

13:28 <LunaticHell> Yeah, 10s of thosands of years of wor- let us not go there.

13:28 * ConfusionRift is reminded he has a recurring customer who has a fear of being watched. He really doesn't have the energy for that.

13:29 <Schism> ("But I don't want to go amongst mad people." "You can't help it.  I'm mad, you're mad, we're all mad here." "But how do you know I'm mad?" "If you weren't mad, you wouldn't have come here!")

13:30 <ConfusionRift> Welcome to Pony Madness Anonymous.

13:30 <LunaticHell> We are many, for we are poni. Expect us.

13:30 <Schism> ConfusionRift, I have a similar customer.  He refuses to give his first name to us, he refuses to authenticate properly, and he asks us for the most inane things, like setting up ProTools on a netbook.  A /pirated copy/ of ProTools.

13:31 <Schism> Every time he comes in, we send an alert out to EVERYBODY, because the end result is that he's going to exhaust the patience of five or six different agents.

13:32 <LunaticHell> Talk about ey- *ahem* a tough costumer.

13:32 <Schism> No, a tough costumer is a guy who dresses in black leather on the job.  A tough /customer/, meanwhile, is this guy.

13:33 <ConfusionRift> In my case is that he thinks people are after him, and that they're controlling what he does. So he can be... unpredictable at times.

13:33 <Schism> ConfusionRift: Now, for added fun, imagine that part of your job is to actually get into and control a customer's PC remotely.

13:33 <ConfusionRift> Nah man. Screw that.

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13:34 <LunaticHell> Oooooh that could actually be construted as "people after you" by a mad man.

13:34 <ConfusionRift> It took me 15 minutes to explain what an inventory label was. He kept over-analyzing the numbers... by several miles.

13:35 <Schism> ConfusionRift, I do feel bad for that customer.  It's... frightening to see someone who is trying their best to work in society, but can't handle it due to a mental disconnect.

13:35 <ConfusionRift> Uch, if numbers come up, he starts going ballistic. As he tries to connect what each number does.

13:36 <Schism> While I joke about the customers who have a /logical/ disconnect, the senior citizens and the improperly paranoid and the folks who are afraid that the CIA are getting into their computers and the folks who actively believe that Dell or Bell or Microsoft are calling them about viruses...

13:36 <ConfusionRift> The crazy part is that some of these numbers get embedded in your head.

13:37 <Schism> ConfusionRift: Yeah.  23, as a common example, a la Illuminatus!.  That guy, I honestly feel bad for.

13:37 <Schism> Some types of insanity propogate, and are contagious, in a small way.

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13:38 <Schism> For example, if I mention Caramelldansen, you'll already have it in your head by the time you finish reading this sentence.

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13:42 <ConfusionRift> "Why do all these have 12 on them? Why?! Why would all of them be the same?" | That would be our department number. Each department has a number... | "Uuurgh..." | ...and each department aisle is separated by zone. | "And what are these number? Why so many zeros." | That's the value of the product. Some go beyond 999.99. | "Sure. But surely nothing will happen if we shorten it." | Y2K. | "Ooooh. Gotcha."

13:42 <Schism> Ooh, department 12.  HBC?

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13:42 <ConfusionRift> HBC?

13:42 <Schism> No, no, if it goes over $1,000 it can't be HBC.

13:43 <Schism> Health, beauty care.

13:43 <ConfusionRift> No. It's paints.

13:43 <Schism> Ah yes.

13:43 <ConfusionRift> Hardware and paints. 11 and 12.

13:44 <Schism> Different stores, different setups.  In my case, 7 and 12 were HBC.

13:44 <Schism> That's going to be burned into my mind until the end of time, ugh.

13:44 <ConfusionRift> Aaah, yes. To my understanding, it does differ from store to store.

13:44 <Schism> And 24 for that matter.

13:45 <Schism> Heh, ask Cepheid about inventory tags sometime, he'll rant for hours.

13:45 <ConfusionRift> Strangely, ours is a "beta" store.

13:45 <ConfusionRift> I had the same job he had.

13:45 <ConfusionRift> That was my very first position.

13:46 <Schism> Ooof.  Yeah.  We did our best to actually make things easier for the inventory staff.  Those pallets in the backroom?  Labeled months ahead of time.

13:46 <ConfusionRift> Then, I got moved to maintenance. Where I really toiled and felt like absolute garbage. With some talking here and there, I got moved to sales, where now it's basically every single position into one.

13:46 <Schism> (When you're dealing with Christmas decorations, pencils and other school supplies, notebooks, et cetera, things tend not to change much.)

13:47 <Schism> Ugh.  :<

13:48 <ConfusionRift> Now they're trying to segregate the positions again, but still want us to have added responsibilities.

13:49 <ConfusionRift> I really think they should just dissect management and start cutting head.

13:49 <Schism> So, once you have tenure, they start loading things on you to try and get you to quit?  Or is this just a general case of bloat and mismanagement?

13:50 <ConfusionRift> They have no sense of workload and managerial skills.

13:50 * Schism hugs ConfusionRift. "My dear, dear friend."

13:50 <Schism> They /never/ have any sense of workload.

13:51 <ConfusionRift> Nah. At this point it's a lack of common sense.

13:52 * Schism gives ConfusionRift a flat look.

13:53 <ConfusionRift> It's to the point that I would be grabbing on to my bleeding detached arm, and they still ask me as to why am I doing a claim.

13:53 <Schism> That, admittedly, is a little beyond the pale.

13:53 <LunaticHell> Common sense ain't that common anymore...

13:53 <ConfusionRift> Schism, this is no exaggeration.

13:53 <LunaticHell> ...let's call it "Rarity sense", sounds a lil more fancy.

13:54 <Schism> LunaticHell: Horse sense?  :S  *flee*

13:54 <Schism> ConfusionRift: That's sick.  Have you put out your resume to other employers?

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13:54 <ConfusionRift> Where?! And with what car?!

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13:55 <Schism> [Insert profanity.]

13:55 <Schism> Oh, hi, HB.  Have an [Apple].

13:56 <Schism> [ Apple! ] : [ Eat ] [ Throw ] [ Store ] [ Discard ]

13:56 <ConfusionRift> Every other place here is the same type of business. The other closest business of interest is an hour away.

13:56 * Heartbreak noms.

13:56 <ConfusionRift> I got no car, so increase that by 10 fold.

13:56 * Schism watches Heartbreak restore 23 health and 3 PP.

13:57 <Schism> ConfusionRift: Urgh... :(

13:58 <ConfusionRift> Urgh indeed.

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14:36 <LunaticHell> Warehouse 13 chrismas? Perfect.

14:38 * Schism boops LunaticHell with a Eureka invention, followed by an Alphas plushie.

14:38 <LunaticHell> Yeah, eureka's chrismas episode was...special.

14:38 <LunaticHell> But did it have Arty make out with another dude under the original mistletoe?

14:39 <Schism> Well, they're all in the same universe.  What Warehouse 13 seals away, Eureka produces...

14:39 <Schism> Okay, good point.  :3

14:39 <LunaticHell> Also: no, artifacts cannot be mass produced.

14:40 <Schism> No, I never said /mass/ production.

14:40 <LunaticHell> The only thing in Eureka being artifact-ish is....

14:40 <Schism> But you cannot tell me that what Eureka comes up with would not fit in Warehouse 13.

14:40 <LunaticHell> Yes and no.

14:41 <LunaticHell> See the stuff does have all the amazing properties, right?

14:41 <LunaticHell> But what is the monumental difference? [and part of the reason the artifacts are kept away]

14:42 <Schism> Little real difference beyond danger.  For example, the Teslas could readily be mass-produced.

14:42 <LunaticHell> Eureka stuff actually is /understood/.

14:42 <Schism> Aaahh.  Now that's reasonable.

14:43 <Schism> Or is understandable, as opposed to the workings of mad science.

14:43 <LunaticHell> And now the big reveal: the one thing in Eureka that actually is very close to an "artifact" is?

14:43 <LunaticHell> Actually it used to be called "The Artifact".

14:43 <Schism> The house!

14:43 <Schism> Okay, no.

14:43 <LunaticHell> The thing down on level 5.

14:43 <Schism> I haven't seen the whole of Eureka, I fear... ah.

14:44 <LunaticHell> First season.

14:44 * Schism taps on his head a few times. "Still drawing a blank. I'm going to guess... an energy generator which will eventually overload."

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14:44 <Thelema5> Hello, everypony.

14:45 <LunaticHell> It actually was a major plot point for the first season including an episode where (the actor of) Arty made an appearence. [his character died there, or at least it's implied]

14:45 * Schism taps on his head a few more times. "Huh. sounds like a coconut."

14:46 <LunaticHell> If you read the article on the eureka-wiki, you're eyes will go wide and your iris small.

14:46 <Schism> ANYWAY, hi there, Thelema5, we're discussing the only universe that the Sci-Fi network created which actually works.  Mad science, giant monsters, autistic kids who can pose 4th-dimensional relativistic theorems, it's got it all."

14:47 <Thelema5> I've never been able to sit through any Sy-Fi originals

14:47 <LunaticHell> The Artifact is ...basically Galactus.

14:47 <Thelema5> The production values are pretty terribad

14:47 <Schism> Om nom planet.

14:47 <LunaticHell> Well ok, it is a thing that survived the Big Bang.

14:48 <Schism> Thelema5, actually, in this case, we're talking about 'Warehouse 13', 'Eureka', and 'Alphas'.

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14:48 <LunaticHell> http://eureka.wikia.com/wiki/Artifact

14:48 <Schism> The three existed in the same universe, and Warehouse 13 was actually a really well-written, well-produced bundle of fun.

14:49 <Schism> Thelema5: You remember that last scene in Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark, where they dumped the MacGuffin in a warehouse?

14:50 * ConfusionRift tilts his head.

14:51 <Schism> This is the story of that Warehouse.

14:57 <Thelema5> I do remember, and I think I've seen a few episodes of the show.

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14:57 <LunaticHell> Schism: Wanna know what I noticed in there warehouse, just lying on a shelf?

14:57 <LunaticHell> Thor's hammer. =)

14:58 <ConfusionRift> It is an artifact.

14:58 <LunaticHell> Yup.

14:59 <Schism> Nice.  :3

15:00 <Schism> I'm glad neither of them tried to /throw/ Mjolnir.

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15:01 <LunaticHell> Well...lift it first.

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15:01 <LunaticHell> [Do you even lift, Pete?]

15:02 <Schism> "But..." "No, Pete.  You are /not/ going to try and throw Mjolnir.  You know /full/ well that it'll zap you if you even try." "Aww, you never let me have any fun."

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15:03 <Schism> LunaticHell, I remain convinced that you should watch Kingdom Hospital.

15:04 <LunaticHell> But maybe I should watch Alphys first.

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15:04 <LunaticHell> That lil cute science nerd. <3

15:04 <LunaticHell> Oh wait...*ahem* different thing.

15:04 <Schism> I suppose the story of a lesbian lizard geek is a much better tale.... oh right.

15:04 * Schism coughs.

15:05 * ConfusionRift bats Schism with a squeaky bat.

15:06 * Schism noms upon the squeakybat's ears!

15:06 <LunaticHell> I like squeaky bats. =)

15:07 <Schism> They are adorable, yus.

15:07 <LunaticHell> Let's not get into detail.

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15:16 <Thelema5> I came in to work today to find a newly published 38 page regional cider celebration guide on my desk, detailing a week-long itinerary of cider related events, tastings, and demonstrations occuring throughout the local area

15:16 <Librarian> hoi

15:17 * LunaticHell hugs Librarian

15:17 <Librarian> you have an admirer

15:17 * Librarian gives them hugs

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15:18 <Thelema5> Heh, no- I just deal in the tourism trade so things like this make their way to me.  I was just surprised to see such attention being paid toour local cider industry.

15:18 <Librarian> cider is best juice

15:19 <Thelema5> I wonder if pony had any measurable effect on the recent surge in interest in what was essentially a dead industry in the US?

15:19 <Librarian> not likely

15:20 <Librarian> people just like booze XD

15:20 <ConfusionRift> It's not really dead. Just more prominent in certain states.

15:20 <Librarian> you a new mod?

15:20 <Thelema5> I know it did for me- I only started making cider because I was curious to see what those silly candy colored mares were enjoying so much in season 1

15:20 <ConfusionRift> I have been a mod for two years now... I think.

15:20 <Librarian> ohh

15:20 <Librarian> hi

15:21 <Librarian> you either changed you nick or i forgot

15:21 <Librarian> i tend to forget

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15:21 <ConfusionRift> I think it's option B. :P

15:21 <ConfusionRift> Oh... oh well.

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15:21 <Lumindia_> So to those that play Mario Maker, I got one of the bronystate mods to play my hard levels

15:21 <Thelema5> I think ConfusionRift tends to keep later hours than you typically do, Librarian

15:22 <Lumindia_> and they're not STUPID hard.

15:22 <LunaticHell> hey Thelema5, wanna see the best bet?

15:22 <LunaticHell> I bet you will like the bat.

15:22 <Thelema5> Yes.  Yes I do.

15:22 <Lumindia_> He said they're much better than the stuff you usually see on the 100 Mario Maker expert

15:22 <LunaticHell> https://derpiboo.ru/1052430 That's a safe bat if I ever saw one...err bet*

15:22 <ConfusionRift> Actually. Should be asleep. See ya laters.

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15:23 <Thelema5> Aww, cutebat

15:25 <Librarian> i still need a job

15:26 <Librarian> i hope i get an interview soon

15:26 <Thelema5> ... I thought you were working at your father's insurance firm?

15:27 <Librarian> i quit

15:27 <Librarian> working with family is a pain

15:28 <Librarian> i can't do much there anyway

15:28 <Librarian> i want my own path

15:28 <Thelema5> Understandable.

15:28 <Schism> As a tip... generally you want to line up another job /before/ you give your two weeks' notice...

15:29 <LunaticHell> hahaha that's what I did, too, TWICE.

15:29 <Librarian> couldn't hold anymore

15:29 <Schism> LunaticHell, and the job offer fell through?

15:29 <LunaticHell> Job offer? Oh if you say it like that, it would actually make it trice.

15:30 <LunaticHell> The first time around I quit for a vague job offer, the second and third time did not actually have a job offer.

15:30 * Schism winces, and sighs.

15:30 <Schism> I'll be right back, I'm going to take a walk to clear my head.  Hopefully.

15:30 <LunaticHell> Alrighty~

15:31 <LunaticHell> Don't forget to watch the video. xP

15:31 <Librarian> i still have to do insurance exam

15:32 <Librarian> which is a pain

15:32 <Schism> I cut out after the first instance.  That's horrible.  Metatron delivered better pickup lines to Satan.

15:32 <LunaticHell> Best worst anime inspired pickup line "Neo tokio must be in trouble, because...I think I'm looking at an angel."

15:33 <LunaticHell> Schism: Supernatural pickup lines?

15:33 <Librarian> bad line lunatic

15:34 <Librarian> 10 minutes dungeon

15:34 <LunaticHell> I know, right?

15:34 <LunaticHell> Sam can be such a funny one at times, he's such a Winjester.

15:34 <Librarian> never seen that one

15:35 <LunaticHell> I just made it up. o. o

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15:36 <Librarian> i mean never seen supernatural

15:38 <LunaticHell> Oh right.

15:38 <LunaticHell> His name is Sam Winchest, just fyi.

15:38 <LunaticHell> er

15:38 <LunaticHell> Winchester, damn it.

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16:06 <LunaticHell> brb

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16:27 <Thelema5> Heh.  This publication has an article about AppleJack http://i.imgur.com/UaJTOSR.jpg

16:27 <Thelema5> No mention of our little candy colored mare, unfortunately

16:32 <wobniaR> "A drink fit for the gods"

16:34 <Thelema5> heh

16:35 <Thelema5> "The Slow Passing of Applejack" sounds horrible

16:36 <wobniaR> She does like to mosey around

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16:38 <LunaticHell> Thelema5: sounds like something I'd rather pass.

16:41 <Thelema5> XD

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16:47 <wobniaR> Is today a slow day for anyone else too?

16:47 <Renny> Yepppp

16:48 <wobniaR> Seems like a lot of people took off today

16:50 <Thelema5> Nah, I'm dealing with a client who took off without paying his $25,000 bill

16:51 <Thelema5> Which involves documentation, interviews, police reports, etc.

16:51 <Schism> Today is a Tuesday.  I never got the hang of Tuesdays.

16:51 <Schism> Thelema5: ._.

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16:51 <Thelema5> Do you at least know where your towel is?

16:52 <Lumindia_> I know where my towel is

16:52 <Lumindia_> it's being washed

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16:54 <Bubs> towelday was a couple of days ago

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16:59 <wobniaR> Police reports? Heh

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17:10 <Electron> https://i.chzbgr.com/full/8800397824/h62AA6D4D/

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17:39 <Electron> You know what? My dad has discovered the Internet yesterday.

17:39 * Electron ( ._.)

17:39 <Lumindia_> ...

17:39 <Lumindia_> welp

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17:40 <Electron> And you know who is being bombarded by huge amount of questions now?

17:41 * Electron (._. )

17:41 <SunsetShimmer> Oh boy

17:43 <Thelema5> That's interesting.  How does one manage to avoid the internet this long?

17:44 <Thelema5> Even my 75 year old boss who has never used a computer is aware of the internet and routinely asks me to google stuff for him- he "uses" it vicariously

17:44 <Thelema5> What sort of things is he asking?

17:44 <Electron> "How to register at LovePlanet.com?"

17:45 <SunsetShimmer> Oh good lord, lol

17:45 <Thelema5> Ah ha ha ha

17:45 * Electron ( ._.)

17:45 <SunsetShimmer> tell him to go out and meet people, much cheaper and easier that way. :P

17:46 <Electron> Yup, I think the same way.

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17:46 * Not-Renny looks at Electron

17:47 * Electron looks back at Not-Renny and pulls his head backwards

17:48 * Not-Renny hugs this Electron.

17:48 <Not-Renny> Mine!

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17:48 <Not-Renny> Also how goes?

17:48 <Electron> Oompf!

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17:48 <Electron> It goes totally awesome.

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17:48 <Not-Renny> Whoo. What's this about an internet deprived friend?

17:49 <Electron> Friend?

17:49 <Not-Renny> Oh, it is your dad.

17:49 <Not-Renny> :P

17:50 <Electron> Yeah...

17:51 <Electron> Seems like he's gonna lode all the money on his cellphone.

17:51 <Fayth> You need to make a list of things for your dad to avoid googling ..

17:51 <Electron> *lose

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17:51 <wobniaR> Hurr durr technology is scary thomas edison was a witch fire is bad

17:51 <Electron> I do my best to communicate with him as rare as possible.

17:52 <Electron> *rarely? Whatever.

17:53 * Electron pulls on a hair of Not-Renny's mane

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17:54 <DARK> helo // re

17:54 <Thelema5> Hi hi

17:55 <wobniaR> He uses a script to send a hello message to every channel he's in fyi

17:55 <Thelema5> I know, but the message is always different so I feel compelled to respond lol

17:55 <Electron> I figured that out a long time ago.

17:55 * Not-Renny licks Electron in return

17:56 <Electron> Bah!

17:56 <wobniaR> It's not always different

17:56 <Thelema5> Sometimes it's =), sometimes it's (=, sometimes it's Hello =), this time it was just helo // re

17:57 <wobniaR> A bit of randomization can easily be generated

17:57 * Thelema5 randomizes ur face

17:57 <Electron> Nerds.

17:58 * wobniaR randomly sets everything on fire

17:58 <Not-Renny> No u :U

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17:58 * Thelema5 melts into a amorphous mass

18:00 * Not-Renny sniffs the Thelema5 mass. Mmm, cider

18:01 <Electron> My mind draws pictures of it now.

18:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Sega Surveys Sonic Fans on Crossing Over with My Little Pony [ http://tinyurl.com/jl4w9lp ]

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18:03 <Electron> Egg-heads.

18:04 <MarsToSirius> oh my good lordy lord

18:04 * SunsetShimmer giggles

18:04 <MarsToSirius> Nothing good can come out of that

18:07 <wobniaR> Lmao just inject the memes straight into my veins, don't cross the memes

18:07 <wobniaR> There's enough terrible sonic crossover stuff

18:08 <wobniaR> And the Twitter account is a meme show

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18:09 <SunsetShimmer> wobniaR is a meme show.

18:09 <MarsToSirius> The Twitter account is magic incarnate

18:09 <wobniaR> You're not wrong

18:09 <wobniaR> !link sanic

18:09 <DerpyBot> http://derpibooru.org/87648?scope=scpe9d45dcc9852858c5e1725e61bb999c2a015a0dbe

18:09 <Not-Renny> Noh

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18:09 <wobniaR> Ok good you guys have something

18:09 <Not-Renny> You have doomed us all

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18:11 <Not-Renny> Heyo, Fall, welcome to the chaos

18:11 <Fall> I see no chaos

18:11 <wobniaR> Oh boy nothing i love more than 90 page pdfs of documentation

18:11 *** MarsToSirius changes topic to 'Welcome to #EquestriaDaily! This channel is rated All Ages. | Guide and rules: http://derpy.me/EqDRules | Episode 10: Applejack Actually Stinks At Stardew Valley (Discussion OPEN! Let's Talk!) | Happy Birthday Snapai!! | GOTTA CROSSOVER FAST'

18:11 <wobniaR> N o

18:11 <MarsToSirius> y es

18:11 * Not-Renny points a hoof at wobniaR and the mass that is Thelema5

18:11 * SunsetShimmer laughs

18:11 <SunsetShimmer> !link sonic

18:11 <DerpyBot> https://derpiboo.ru/674772

18:12 <SunsetShimmer> ....Sure, alright.

18:12 <Not-Renny> !link wat

18:12 <DerpyBot> http://derpiboo.ru/628596

18:13 <wobniaR> The good old wasted meme

18:13 <Not-Renny> I love how that golden twilight sparkle staff shows up literally everywhere

18:13 <roflin> twiley cane!

18:14 <wobniaR> Visual gag that people whine about being a forced meme

18:14 <SunsetShimmer> The twilicane is best pony meme

18:14 <MarsToSirius> We MADE it a forced meme

18:14 <MarsToSirius> It showed up in one scene for like five seconds

18:14 <SunsetShimmer> YOUR FACE is a forced meme

18:14 <MarsToSirius> D:

18:14 * MarsToSirius wails.

18:14 * SunsetShimmer baps with SunsetCane

18:14 <wobniaR> 🙁

18:14 <Not-Renny> With the frequency that it shows up in the show, I'm surprised it's not a Canon character

18:14 <wobniaR> Please don't tempt them

18:15 <Not-Renny> ._.

18:15 <SunsetShimmer> Well, it's just a twilight-cane, so technically it's canon enough

18:15 <SunsetShimmer> 'cause Twilight.

18:15 <Not-Renny> :P

18:16 <Electron> Um... are you complaining about the lack of twicane?

18:16 <SunsetShimmer> No. :P

18:17 <wobniaR> Speaking of the cane, I'm surprised we haven't seen Discord interact with Starlight yet

18:17 <Tirek> We need more twicane.

18:17 <Thelema5> I'm surprised I haven't seen a sweep dance remix video with twilicane replacing the broomhandle

18:17 <wobniaR> Both being reformed villians and all

18:17 <MarsToSirius> I've seen a gif of the very thing

18:17 <SunsetShimmer> lol

18:17 <Thelema5> Heh

18:17 <wobniaR> Thanks Photoshop

18:17 <Thelema5> all the memes

18:17 <SunsetShimmer> "  I'm surprised we haven't seen Discord interact with Starlight yet " - wish they'd had that chance with 'Hearths warming tail'

18:18 <Electron> I don't ask you to give the link.

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18:19 <wobniaR> It just seems like they'd have something in common, unless Twilight is afraid she'll relapse if Discord tempts her

18:19 <Thelema5> That would be my fear

18:20 <SunsetShimmer> I doubt that

18:20 <Thelema5> Or perhaps discord will choose to serve Starlight

18:20 <wobniaR> Yeah it's a long shot

18:20 <Thelema5> XD

18:20 <SunsetShimmer> Discord is a lot like trixie in his moral ambiguities.

18:20 <wobniaR> What morals?

18:20 <SunsetShimmer> EXAAACTLY

18:20 <Electron> I thought Twilight overcame her hot temper.

18:20 <SunsetShimmer> Not really

18:21 <wobniaR> Deep breath exercises

18:21 <SunsetShimmer> she can handle herself, but the tempers still kinda bubbling under the surface

18:21 <wobniaR> Keeps the flames down

18:21 <Electron> Okay. Good old Tilight is still with us.

18:21 <MarsToSirius> Discord is only the way he is because it's convenient.

18:21 <Electron> *Tw

18:21 <Not-Renny> Lol

18:21 <MarsToSirius> And because of Fluttershy. Which honestly does mean a lot.

18:22 <Electron> Oh my, did I say "old Twilight" out loud? D:

18:22 <MarsToSirius> It wouldn't really work if he was trying to goad Starlight into doing anything.

18:22 <Not-Renny> Old :U

18:22 * Electron is getting ready to "fly"

18:23 <Not-Renny> Your FACE is getting ready to fly :U

18:23 <Electron> ._.

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18:24 <Electron> Do you worship Twilight or something? You got so mad after my line.

18:24 <Not-Renny> Ulol

18:24 <Not-Renny> Lol*

18:24 <Divide> Nmgrfh.  Tired...

18:24 <Not-Renny> Nuh, just being Renny :P

18:25 * Not-Renny nmgrfhs at Divide

18:25 * Divide nmgrfhs right back! Bleh. Then collapses on Not-Renny, and begins to sleep on the comfortable pone.

18:26 * Electron offers some of pilau to Divide

18:26 <Electron> I cooked it myself.

18:27 * Not-Renny is soft

18:27 <Not-Renny> what is pilau, Electron?

18:27 <roygbiv> Red orange yellow green blue indigo violet.

18:28 <SunsetShimmer> roygbiv: ...fascinating. /spock

18:28 <Electron> A rich food, Not-Renny.

18:28 <Not-Renny> Like nutella? O3o

18:29 * Schism inhales the offering, and returns Electron a bit of mallow, chocolate, and graham cracker, fire-roasted. The mallow's a bit fibrous.

18:29 * Schism is Divide, Divide is Schism.

18:29 <Not-Renny> They are one and the same, eternally bound!

18:29 <Electron> What is that? Looks interesting.

18:30 * Electron googles "mallow"

18:30 <Not-Renny> Lol

18:30 <Schism> Marshmallow and graham cracker and chocolate is a 'S'more'.

18:30 <Schism> An old campfire treat.

18:31 <wobniaR> Mmm roasted marshmallows

18:31 <Electron> I shouldn't have googled mallow. :|

18:31 <Librarian> i keep messing up

18:31 <wobniaR> Inb4

18:31 <Librarian> exam isnot tommoror is today

18:31 <Librarian> im a moron

18:31 <Librarian> gg brb

18:31 <Electron> gg no re

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18:32 <Schism> Electron: Chefs have tried hard to properly categorize pilau for ages.  While the simplest type is a preparation of rice or grains, much more complex pilau have come from those humble beginnings.

18:33 <Electron> My pilau is rather humble, yes.

18:33 <wobniaR> Hopefully the marshmallows eaten in the show are not gelatin-based

18:33 <Schism> Most pilau come from the region of France, where, as you can see, farmers begin to beat their pilau covers.  It takes quite a beating for them to deal with the starch, a natural result of the pilau's growing process.

18:34 <Electron> http://whatscookingamerica.net/Cookie/Smores/Smores2.jpg

18:35 <Electron> Yummy.

18:35 <Schism> As the farmers beat the pilau covers, you can see that the fibers generally break down, releasing a small quantity of dust as the tough carrageenans are pulverised.  

18:36 <Schism> And at this point I can no longer continue because I'm laughing too hard.

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18:42 <Schism> I hope Not-Renny got the joke.

18:42 <Schism> ... well, the few jokes there.  Like the Attenborough pastiche.

18:43 <LunaticHell> That had me think up a pun.

18:43 <LunaticHell> If you're a farmer and you're planting beat on your farm...

18:43 <LunaticHell> ...are you plowing the land or beating it?

18:43 <Schism> Doesn't matter.  By the end of the day, you're beet.

18:43 <LunaticHell> xP

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18:45 <Schism> Fun fact: While maple trees were /attempted/ to be grown in Europe quite some time ago, they were precluded by the simple fact that they're tall and can provide cover for incoming troops.  Instead, the humble sugar beet was grown as a staple crop.

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18:46 <Thelema5> Maple trees are inefficient sugar producers, anyway.

18:46 <Schism> Were maple trees to be grown in Europe, and particularly Great Britain, at this time, they would far surpass the output of Ottawa, Canada, for maple syrup.

18:47 <Schism> True, Thelema5.

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18:47 <Schism> Ah, and particularly /Quebec/.

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18:49 <Thelema5> They take years to become productive, consume copious amounts of water, require a huge land investment, and require enormous energy expenditures to process the product.

18:49 <lisasquarepants> hellowws

18:50 <Thelema5> They are nice to sit and read under, however.

18:51 <Schism> As much of an albatross as they are, however, Thelema5, there is that one saving grace.

18:51 <Schism> They produce maple sap, which turns into /maple syrup./

18:53 <Thelema5> I've had unprocessed carbonated maple sap as a bottled beverage before.

18:54 <Thelema5> It was pretty good, a somewhat woody sparkling water with a very slightly sweet flavor.

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18:54 <Schism> That sounds delightful.  Unprocessed maple syrup as a soda extract/flavouring.

18:55 <Schism> Well, sap.

18:55 <lisasquarepants> brb

18:55 <Thelema5> This is the stuff: https://www.vtsweetwater.com/maple_seltzer-24.html

18:56 <Thelema5> They draw the sapwater, filter it, and inject it with CO2, no water added.

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18:57 <wobniaR> Perfect for Canada

18:58 <wobniaR> Lots of land and water untouched by people

18:59 <Schism> Until Harper decided to break that.

19:00 <Thelema5> It's actually a smart way to increase the margins of a maple plantation- syrup requires 40 gallons of sap to make one gallon of syrup which will sell at market for about $40.  Charge $1.50 for the raw sap and you've increased your crop revenue by 33%

19:00 <Schism> "Let's despoil the one thing - our parks and wildlife - which we're justifiably proud of!" said Stephen Harper, the man who may be the worst villain ever to become Prime Minister.

19:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Story:  Do That Again [ http://tinyurl.com/zaqtm9h ]

19:00 <Thelema5> Not to mention you'll reduce the cost of production by eliminating the evaporation process.

19:00 <LunaticHell> Abandon your despoiling. [get it?]

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19:19 <Jon-The_Bronynerd> !mbox

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19:44 <Thelema5> Perhaps Harper simply misspoke, thinking that "de" in despoil is used as a prefix meaning 'to do or make the opposite of', as in 'decomposition' and 'deoxygenate'.

19:44 <Thelema5> :P

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19:55 <Fn> Unspoilage

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20:06 <wobniaR> Inspoilage

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20:12 <Thelema5> I want tacos

20:15 <LunaticHell> Tacspoilagechanga!

20:18 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: EPIC Music: Midnight Lament [ http://tinyurl.com/gq7l86f ]

20:20 <Thelema5> picklebarrel kumquat

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20:21 <Gladiolus> i had a dream involving steven universe

20:21 <Gladiolus> which is odd i have never watched it

20:21 <Gladiolus> how does that work

20:22 <Gladiolus> apparently the gems or w/e hid humans in vaults underground and mine broke out and then started a bloody uprising

20:22 <Gladiolus> and then we imprisoned the overlords or w/e in the same vaults and let these weird looking slime gem things eat them

20:22 <Gladiolus> it was good

20:24 <Thelema5> Strange.

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20:24 <Gladiolus> it was very bloody, I guess when aliens made of minerals punch people the result is uh

20:24 <Gladiolus> ugly

20:24 <Gladiolus> o3o

20:25 <wobniaR> I had a dream once that i was eating pizza

20:25 <Thelema5> Oddly, a major plot point right now is that the shattered remains of the Crystal Gem's former enemies are reforming at the center of the planet

20:25 <Unixkitty> My word! You simply have to tell us all about it, wobniaR!

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20:26 <wobniaR> You are silly

20:26 * Thelema5 steals a slice of dream pizza

20:26 * Unixkitty puffycheeks to wobniaR

20:26 <wobniaR> But sure I'll give you the short version, i woke up with drool on my pillow

20:30 <wobniaR> Have some kitten fashion https://www.instagram.com/p/BFkDcANyrNi

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20:31 <Schism> Sorry, I refuse to disable Flashblock just to view cute kitten vids.

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20:32 <Schism> Any site which overlays over Flash so that other things take precedence can take a long walk off a short pier.

20:32 <wobniaR> Instagram still uses flash?

20:32 <Schism> Yes.

20:33 <wobniaR> It's running on my flash-free android 6.0 phone just fine

20:33 <Schism> You probably have the Mobile website instead.

20:34 <wobniaR> Let me switch to desktop

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20:34 <wobniaR> Still works

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20:36 <Schism> Eh, might be a flashblock bug, but it really is Adobe Flash.

20:36 <Schism> Works fine on Chrome, but yeah.

20:38 <Tirek> Ugh.

20:38 <Tirek> I wanted to open up another savings type account today at the bank.

20:38 <Tirek> Put as much away as I was comfortable with, and let it collect interest.

20:39 <wobniaR> It's a .mp4 file

20:39 <Schism> I guess it throws up a flash player on certain browsers.

20:39 <wobniaR> I did see evidence that instagram utilizes swf files

20:40 <Schism> Tirek: And what did they tell you?

20:40 <Tirek> The person who handles that sort of stuff's on vacation this week :v

20:40 <Tirek> So I have to call the bank up tomorrow and set an appointment for next week.

20:42 <Tirek> Bank was closed when I got home.

20:44 <Schism> Bleh...

20:45 <Schism> Also, behold the most horrifying solution to a big problem.  http://www.vexxarr.com/Vexxarr052516.gif

20:45 <Schism> Tirek: At least you can... set up an appointment tomorrow?

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20:47 <Tirek> Yep.

20:48 <wobniaR> Saving money? What are you, a responsible adult?

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20:51 <Schism> Bite your tongue!

20:51 * Unixkitty boops wobniaR on his nose

20:51 * wobniaR bleeds

20:52 <Thelema5> Sadly, the interest earned on a typical savings account doesn't keep pace with inflation, so your money will still lose value over time..

20:53 <wobniaR> Mine is 0.01%

20:53 <wobniaR> Thanks Chase

20:54 <wobniaR> I just keep it in there rather than having a money pile in my room

20:55 <Thelema5> My bank has a 24 month CD at 1.65% which isn't terribad

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20:56 <Schism> But you have to leave it in there for 24 months or else you lose out.

20:56 <Thelema5> Yes.

20:56 <wobniaR> Another case of needing money to make money

20:57 <Unixkitty> Is that supposed to be unusual?

20:57 <Schism> Nope.

20:57 <wobniaR> No it's about right

20:57 <Thelema5> But you only lose the accrued interest, so even an early withdrawl is only losing .01% which would have been earned in a savings account

20:57 <wobniaR> Capitalism!

20:57 <Schism> Meanwhile... my, but wouldn't we love a group of loans which only appreciated at 1.65%?

20:58 <Unixkitty> Why did you feel like pointing it out then?

20:58 <Schism> I just felt like it.

20:59 <Schism> Having a 20-year loan on OUR side which only appreciated at 1.65% a year?  That would be a thing of wonder.  Angels would sing at the impossibility.

20:59 <Fn> We have as much as 3.14% ones in Germany

21:00 <Fn> Which work both ways

21:00 <Schism> Meanwhile, you take a credit card, and 5% is the minimum.

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21:00 <Fn> Meaning if you keep the money in the bank all year you get 3.14% of it plus

21:01 <Fn> Funny how when you have no money you get charged for not having it

21:01 <Fn> And when you have a lot you get paid to have it

21:01 <Unixkitty> Not you Schism, wobniaR :P

21:01 <Schism> Oh, okay then.

21:02 <Unixkitty> Because having money is good for the bank, Fn?

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21:02 <Fn> Kinda backwards still

21:03 <Thelema5> Short-term payday loans are the worst, and they prey upon the most vulnerable segment of society.  They're disgusting, actually.

21:03 <Fn> They are

21:03 <Thelema5> If you were to calculate our the APR of a typical one it would be around 2500%

21:03 <Fn> Someone calculated the interest of the 100-dollar loans

21:04 <Thelema5> *out

21:04 <Fn> And it was in the hundreds

21:04 <Fn> Outrageous rates

21:05 <Schism> Ohyay!  OOTS updated!

21:05 <Thelema5> You'd be better off pawning a hundred dollar bill for $85

21:06 <Fall> The whole point of a payday loan is that you don't have a hundred dollar bill.

21:06 <Thelema5> I know.

21:06 <Thelema5> I was trying to illustrate the absurdity of the practice.

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21:07 <Fall> It's not absurd. The APR is going to look ridiculous but the terms don't even come close to being a year long. And they ARE a high-risk loan for the lender.

21:07 <Fn> The more sensible thing would be to buy a workman's tool for that sum and go do something with that

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21:08 <Fn> We have here some very nice "loans" now

21:08 <Fall> Rob a bank with it?

21:08 <Schism> Payday loans are... I have words about them, but they are inadvisable for this channel.  Therefore, instead, I will have John Oliver do the talking for me.

21:08 <Schism> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDylgzybWAw < John Oliver, take it away.

21:08 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

21:08 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Predatory Lending (HBO)

21:08 <Fn> Like you buy a thing and you are allowed to pay in installments over a year

21:08 <Fn> And they totally don't care when you pay it

21:08 <Fn> Just so you pay it in someday

21:09 <Fn> Overdraft fees are miniscule too

21:09 <Thelema5> Nice.

21:09 <Fn> I like this development

21:10 <Fn> And the funny thing is: this model has already a much better payback rate as the percentage loans they ised before

21:10 <Fn> used*

21:10 <Fn> When people don't have the pressure, they seem to pay more reliably, who have thunk!

21:11 <Fn> who would have thunk*

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21:11 <Fn> But then again, Germany is a bit of a special case with relatively wealthy population

21:12 <Fn> So people can come up with enough money to cover a 2000Eur purchase within a year

21:12 <Thelema5> I recently refinanced my house to take advantage of the relatively low interest rate and cashed out the balance; I had a 25 year mortgage with $80K in remaining principal and 15 years left on the loan, so I refinanced to a 15 year $100K loan at a interest rate about 3 points lower than the original loan.  My payoff date is the same, my monthly payments actually went down by

21:12 <Fn> Hence the sellers can be lenient

21:12 <Thelema5> ten bucks, and I got a check for the extra $20K

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21:13 <Fall> Pretty nice

21:13 <Thelema5> That 20K went in to home improvements to maintain the relative value of the house the loan is on.  It was win/win/win

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21:16 <Thelema5> Fn, can that loan model be used for big-ticket purchases like cars?

21:16 <Fn> No

21:17 <Fn> Cars are "regulated items"

21:17 <Thelema5> Aah.

21:17 <Fn> So you have to show upfront that you are able to pay the costs and taxes in the long run

21:17 <Fn> But that doesn't apply to an ultra-super-duper expensive house appliances

21:18 <Fn> Weird how it works, but I can see the logic in it

21:19 <Fn> Basically all purchases under 2000Eur can be sold at 0-rate loan

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21:20 <Fn> As for more expensive items, they need some confirmation (mainly that you job), and that's about it

21:20 <Thelema5> Sounds like a decent economic stimulator

21:26 <Fn> It was based on a precedent

21:26 <Fn> A bank was robbing a poor homeless guy of more and more money, till he could not afford anything and decided to seek help with a lawyer

21:27 <Fn> The case was easily won and the homeless guy received compensation

21:27 <Fn> Now we have a law that prohibits draconian loans

21:27 <Thelema5> Nice!

21:28 <Fn> That homeless guy didn't even take a loan

21:28 <Fn> His account just changed condition and became a pay-to-keep kind of account

21:28 <Thelema5> The US would never follow suit.  The banks own the country.

21:28 <Fn> And you can't do anything in Germany without a bank account

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21:28 <Thelema5> I think I've heard of that guy and his story once before, it sounds familiar

21:29 <Schism> Hi, battybat.  We be discussing financial endeavours.

21:29 * LunaticHell boops Schism, because fun.

21:29 <Fn> Germany had also a healthcare and insurance reform a few years ago

21:29 <Fn> Now insurance companies can't charge you willy-nilly like they want and have to justify their pricing

21:30 <LunaticHell> Yeah that... "reform"

21:30 * Gladiolus steals all the monies and gives them to Renny. “Make all the art."

21:30 <Fn> it ended up good for the end user

21:30 <LunaticHell> Up to half of your income can and will go down for all the insurance we have.

21:31 <Fn> LunaticHell, before that draconian interests were running amok, that was objectively worse

21:31 <LunaticHell> What was?

21:31 <Fn> I am not claiming we have it perfect now, but not being charged with sums you can never pay is a good thing IMO

21:31 <LunaticHell> It is, indeed.

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21:34 <MidnightSonata> I have returned!!

21:34 <Thelema5> Welcome back.

21:34 <LunaticHell> Not being forced to buy what you can pay is a good thing.

21:34 <LunaticHell> can't*

21:35 <SunsetShimmer> Welcome to EconomyDaily!

21:35 <SunsetShimmer> :P

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21:36 <MidnightSonata> thank you Thelema5

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21:36 * Gladiolus snugs MidnightSonata

21:36 <Gladiolus> Renny, do an art

21:36 <Gladiolus> do it

21:37 <MidnightSonata> oh! hello there Gladiolus

21:37 <Thelema5> We have a super-fun mandatory automobile liability insurance legislation here which was actually co-authored by the insurance industry.  Regardless of how safe of a driver a person is, they are required -by law- to purchase private automobile insurance for hundreds of dollars per year.

21:37 <LunaticHell> SunsetShimmer: Talking about economy, taking account of the costs and afforability of a relibable healthcare, I would suggest...

21:37 * LunaticHell hugs SunsetShimmer "...hugs."

21:38 <Thelema5> That's just outright tithing

21:38 <wobniaR> No hugs!

21:38 <Gladiolus> Canada has a similar law Thelema5 but it’s not that expensive afaik.

21:38 <wobniaR> And yep gotta love forced automobile insurance

21:38 <Gladiolus> If you drive, you should have insurance. Not for you- but for someone you might hit

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21:38 <wobniaR> Except insurance is not cheap

21:38 <Gladiolus> Neither is gas.

21:38 <LunaticHell> No hugs for you. wub

21:38 <wobniaR> $2 a gallon is cheap

21:39 <Gladiolus> Still probably costs more than the insurance per year.

21:39 <Gladiolus> In any case.

21:39 * Gladiolus hugs wobniaR :3

21:39 <Thelema5> I've never had an accident in 25 years, my risk is so low I should be paying like $2 per year for insurance, not $400

21:39 <Gladiolus> but the ceo wants a new yacht

21:39 <Gladiolus> hail your 1% overlords

21:39 <wobniaR> Adult males below 25 have extremely high rates too cause they're statistically the highest risk

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21:40 <wobniaR> Cause they can totally afford high insurance rates

21:40 <Thelema5> Sure, sure.

21:42 <LunaticHell> Germanies insurance rates are afforadable, only because...

21:42 <LunaticHell> ...even if you only had 2€, you still can give half of it.

21:43 * Schism cracks right up.

21:43 <Schism> "So, are /you/ carrying any antimatter?"

21:44 <Thelema5> Maybe we should look at a pay per use state insurance carried by the highway department and financed through tolls with a tiered cost system.  Drivers who have no claims against them would pay a per-mile toll which was very, very low.  but every claim a driver has filed against him bumps up his toll rate.

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21:44 <Gladiolus> That sounds too reasonable.

21:44 * LunaticHell checks his pocket, looks to Schism and says "Not in this pair of pants."

21:44 <Gladiolus> Also people would scream

21:44 <Gladiolus> “Highway Tax!!!!"

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21:44 <Schism> LunaticHell: Hee.  I'd also have accepted, "Yes, but only a little."]

21:45 <Thelema5> After 10 accidents, a bad driver would likely be unable to drive on public roads anymore, removing a significant danger and lowering overall risk

21:45 <Gladiolus> plus good luck changing anything meaningfully with the US government as hyper-polarized as it is.

21:45 <Schism> -]

21:45 <Gladiolus> You can’t even get a supreme court justice replaced.

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21:45 <Thelema5> This is the sad truth.

21:46 <MidnightSonata> Anyone who was paying attention to my photoshop stuff, I have three pictures on my imgur now. MidnightSonata2016

21:46 <Schism> These days, you couldn't even nominate Ronald Reagan without a dozen Republicans demanding that he be stripped of office.

21:46 <LunaticHell> Checks and ballances?

21:46 <Gladiolus> Reagan is a leftist stooge!

21:46 <Thelema5> heh

21:46 <Gladiolus> I unironically miss Bush because back then there was hope it could get better.

21:46 <Gladiolus> Not so much now.

21:47 <LunaticHell> Gladiolus: At least he was better-ish than Cater.

21:47 <Gladiolus> Carter was fine he was stuck with really bad circumstance.

21:47 <LunaticHell> Reagan, that is.

21:47 <Thelema5> It really, actually can't get any worse than a Trump presidency.  The nation will burn and take down the world economy with it.

21:47 <Gladiolus> and basically /ever

21:47 <MidnightSonata> actually....it won't let me totally submit the photos yet *sigh*

21:47 <Gladiolus> Now you’re confusing me LunaticHell 6-9

21:47 <LunaticHell> Better than Reagan.

21:47 <Gladiolus> Rite.

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21:48 <LunaticHell> I'm not conpairing anyone with Bush, since Bush loses by default.

21:48 <Gladiolus> Nah I think Bush was worse. Reagan funded terrormans, but Bush invaded a country illegally.

21:48 <SunsetShimmer> *Comparing

21:48 <LunaticHell> Now in terms of being a comedian, Bush is second to none

21:48 <LunaticHell> Both Bush, in that case, actually.

21:48 <Gladiolus> First Gulf war was legal.

21:49 <LunaticHell> Bush Senior was top notch, but only when he mixed his pain killers with whiskey.

21:49 <Reia> And it needed to happen

21:49 <Gladiolus> You can talk about how the US convinced Saddamn it was a good idea, but at the end of the day the response was legal and sanctioned by the UNSC.

21:49 <LunaticHell> I'm not talking about Bush's politics, not here, I'm talking about him as a person.

21:49 <MidnightSonata> trying to search for myself, it says that there is a result but i can't actually see any results pop up .-.

21:49 <Gladiolus> yes apparently i read it wrong o3o

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21:50 <Gladiolus> I’m an odd case that agrees with Afganistan (Legal and justified) but not Iraq (Illegal and not.) If the second hadn’t happened, the first would have succeeded so much more ugh.

21:50 <Gladiolus> History why do you do bad things ;-;

21:50 <LunaticHell> He who doesn't learn from history...yada yada the same ol' songs.

21:52 <MidnightSonata> So I had a counseling appointment today...

21:52 * Gladiolus puts MidnightSonata in his lap, proceeds to pet.

21:53 <MidnightSonata> how do you do the italic thing like that? (i'm still new)

21:54 <Gladiolus> /me

21:54 <Fall> Start your sentence with /me

21:54 <MidnightSonata> oh just like dA

21:54 <LunaticHell> MidnightSonata: Have I already welcomed you?

21:54 * MidnightSonata smiles softly at Gladiolus

21:55 <Gladiolus> c:

21:55 <LunaticHell> It's a...thing that I do. o. o

21:55 <MidnightSonata> LunaticHell: uhm...perhaps? I don't know lol

21:55 <LunaticHell> Well, better twice than...niece?

21:55 <MidnightSonata> lol

21:55 <Thelema5> What sort of counseling?

21:55 <LunaticHell> *ahem* Welcome in Equestria Daily, have fun, make friends, obey the rules and drive a benz.

21:56 <LunaticHell> I'm the Lunatic, it's nice to meet you.

21:56 <Gladiolus> I am the hugbat!

21:56 <Gladiolus> http://67.media.tumblr.com/90bbf6f35f85a33967f149d2c5598890/tumblr_o7o5dge00x1uvsvnjo1_r1_1280.png

21:56 <Gladiolus> uh

21:56 <Gladiolus> what is that

21:56 <Gladiolus> oh thank god that’s the right link

21:56 <MidnightSonata> *applause* That was beautiful LunaticHell

21:56 <Gladiolus> I thought it was something very nws for a second and I messed up

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21:57 * MidnightSonata gives Gladiolus all the hugs

21:57 <Thelema5> XD

21:57 <Gladiolus> :>

21:57 * Gladiolus is powered by snug

21:57 <LunaticHell> Thank you, thank you. I aim to please and again, thanks. ^^

21:57 <LunaticHell> Also bad puns, but let that not...err bother you...too much.

21:58 <LunaticHell> [I even said "please and thanks", :P ]

21:58 <MidnightSonata> So...my appointment. Turns out I not only have ADHD but I have anxiety and depression

21:58 <LunaticHell> Oh wow, the entire set.

21:58 <Thelema5> Oi vey.

21:58 <Gladiolus> Get a second opinion.

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21:58 * Gladiolus also applies snugs.

21:58 <LunaticHell> Yeah, might be better.

21:58 <MidnightSonata> And my ADHD might actually be ADD so...

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21:59 <Thelema5> MidnightSonata, was this a school / state appointed couselor?

21:59 <MidnightSonata> Thelema5: it was at the doctors so....

21:59 <LunaticHell> Rainbow would called it "RDHD: Rainbow Dash Hyper Definition".

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22:00 <MidnightSonata> Although, for what has happened in my life, having anxiety and depression makes sense.

22:00 <Thelema5> How long have you been seeing this counselor?

22:01 <MidnightSonata> Today was my first appointment

22:01 <Thelema5> It seems very heavy handed (and a bit absurd) for her to dole out a diagnosis based on one visit.

22:02 <Thelema5> I have to agree 100% with Gladiolus- get a second opinion from an independant practitioner.

22:02 <wobniaR> Don't do drugs

22:02 <LunaticHell> ?

22:02 <LunaticHell> I actually got a question.

22:02 <Thelema5> It's far too easy for doctors to just dope people up for little clinical reason

22:02 <Gladiolus> Overdiagnosing those is a problem and has been since the 90s. While it’s possible they are right, don’t base your life on one visit and one diagnosis.

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22:03 <MidnightSonata> The whole appointment was her just asking me questions off a thingy to see what was actually wrong with me

22:03 <LunaticHell> Did you visit a psychatrist or a psychologist?

22:03 <Cepheid> Hey Schism, can I run a crazy idea by you?

22:03 <Thelema5> Gladiolus, exactly that so much

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22:03 <LunaticHell> @Sona

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22:03 <Cepheid> !log

22:03 <Unixkitty> https://unixkitty.com/logs/EquestriaDaily/latest.log.html

22:03 <Gladiolus> That’s not enough to base those rather serious things on Ms. MidnightSonata.

22:03 <MidnightSonata> LunaticHell: no

22:03 <LunaticHell> Neither?

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22:04 <MidnightSonata> Not that I know of

22:04 <LunaticHell> See the difference is: one is a medical doctor, the other is not.

22:04 <Cepheid> MidnightSonata:  I'd honestly visit a psych doctor or two a few times before assuming one has ADHD, anxiety, and depression.

22:04 <Thelema5> Sounds like a medication mill intern

22:04 <Cepheid> They're very hard to pick up on initial visits.

22:05 <MidnightSonata> Well I've been told I have ADHD since like second grade

22:05 <Cepheid> Yeah.  You want my honest opinion?

22:05 <LunaticHell> The psychatrist literally is a psycho doctor, as in "he has a medical licence" as in "he will most likely perscribe drugs".

22:05 <Cepheid> Diagnosing ADHD at a childhood age is bunk.

22:05 <Cepheid> Children are children.  They're full of sugar and energy.  Of course they're going to exhibit symptoms of ADHD.

22:05 <LunaticHell> Then it should be obvious, shouldn't it?

22:05 <wobniaR> Sugarrrr

22:06 <LunaticHell> The counsultant she visited took a look in her files and did nothing more than point to it and say "this".

22:06 <Thelema5> Cepheid, no.  All children should sit perfectly stock-still for 10 hours a day, drooling and forgetting to blink while adults get on with their important business (tm)

22:06 <MidnightSonata> I have to go guys.

22:06 <MidnightSonata> Class is over

22:07 <Thelema5> Bye!

22:07 <MidnightSonata> I will try to return after school

22:07 <Cepheid> Seriously, get a second and third opinion on the depression and stuff, before meds.

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22:07 <LunaticHell> Thelema5: this has to be the slogan for the retalin.

22:07 <Thelema5> It should be the slogan for Modern American Healthcare

22:07 <LunaticHell> retailin: you're children will be hoocked up so badly, they when you take it away they will RETALIATE WITH BRUTE FORCE!

22:08 <Thelema5> Drugs!  Great for crowd control.

22:08 <LunaticHell> also my grammar is going down the hole.

22:08 <Cepheid> Though that's not to say they're bad.  Just overprescribed.

22:08 <Cepheid> In my case, I literally cannot properly function without medication.

22:09 <wobniaR> :(

22:09 <LunaticHell> I'd rather use more subtle things for CG, like high frequency sonar that can do a multitude of damage on different levels.

22:10 <Cepheid> For starters, without some strong painkiller/anti-inflammatory, I will suffer daily headaches, most of them in the "I want to vomit" category.

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22:10 <Thelema5> My beef is only with the practitioners who don't bother with a clinical diagnosis and just dope kids (and adults) into a quiet dim-witted stupor because it's more convienent.

22:10 <Cepheid> Secondly, I've a depression/temper issue which is most effectively controlled through an anti-depressant than any form of talking or exercises.

22:11 <wobniaR> Yay good uses for drugs

22:11 <Thelema5> Worse are the parents who take a perfectly healthy, normal child to a doctor and demand that he "fix" them.

22:12 <LunaticHell> Well that is the legit job of a Psychiatrist. o. o

22:13 <Cepheid> There's a number of reasons I don't want to raise children.  Among the lower end of the spectrum of reasons is because by today's standards, I would not be a good parent, and likely have child services called on me.  All because I let my kid actually go outside and have fun without supervision, and don't immediately choose to drug up my child at the first sign of overly-energetic behaviour in school.

22:13 <LunaticHell> Well see psychological problems can arise from a slight alteration of the chemestry in your brain.

22:13 <Thelema5> "free range" child rearing is actually regaining momentum, praise celestia

22:14 <LunaticHell> So how fix it? Change it back to normal, with chemestry.

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22:14 <LunaticHell> That's the idea, anyway.

22:14 <CleverDerpy> I have taken 3 pills every single day for almost 15 years for asperger's

22:14 <Cepheid> Except what is normal chemistry for people?

22:14 <Gladiolus> you can’t define normal for a human lel

22:14 <Cepheid> What's normal for one person may not be normal for another.  There are baselines, sure.

22:15 <Gladiolus> you can define a grey area of standard but a singular normal is impossible

22:15 <LunaticHell> That is the big problem, Gladiolus, this is why this is a huge field.

22:15 <Cepheid> But that doesn't mean that each person will function in the same psychological manner if they're all in the baseline region.

22:15 <LunaticHell> This is why research is so important.

22:15 <Cepheid> Case in point, there were indications that one of the chemicals in my brain was too high.  Brought it down into normal range?  Actually made my depression worse.

22:15 <CleverDerpy> i am kinda touchy about this area because those medicines do help me, they allow me to act somewhat acceptable in social situations

22:16 <Cepheid> Oh, I don't deny that they help, CleverDerpy.

22:16 <Cepheid> Just the problem is that you can't throw everyone onto them, which seems to be what is slowly happening.

22:16 <Thelema5> I stopped taking my meds for chronic depression and general axienty disorder about 5 years ago.  The depression has since self-resolved (more or less) but the anxiety issues have become drastically worse.

22:16 <CleverDerpy> but yeah, coaxing the problem with a temp solution isn't a real solution

22:17 <Cepheid> Unfortunately, the depression/anxiety/temper won't resolve itself in me.

22:17 <LunaticHell> Cepheid: This actually is a well known phenominom in medicine, trying to change something in order to fix a problem, while the natural biological "fix" is the thing that the medicine changes...

22:17 <Cepheid> It appears to be a genetic trait throughout the family on my mother's side

22:17 <Cepheid> Mother, sister, uncle, aunt, grandmother.

22:17 <LunaticHell> ....case in point: blood pressure medicine.

22:18 <CleverDerpy> we have the technology to cure aids, we can and have allowed people with missing limbs to have body parts, that work close enough to not miss the original

22:18 <Thelema5> I'm heading home.  Bye everypony!

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22:19 * Cepheid prods Schism.

22:19 <LunaticHell> Your organs don't get enough oxigen (for one or multible reasons) your body raises the blood pressure to ensure your organs to have enough oxigen, your doctor gives you medicine to lower your blood pressure, your organs don't get enough oxigen.

22:19 <CleverDerpy> it amazes me we have no cure for some of the big mental disorders

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22:19 <LunaticHell> Because they are the big mental disorders.

22:19 <Gladiolus> Well, think of it this way: How do you cure a disorder, and not ‘cure’ the character of the individual?

22:19 <Gladiolus> How do you fix my anxiety, without making me a different person?

22:20 <CleverDerpy> Gladiolus, if you are miserable all the time, do you really wanna sdtay that person?

22:20 <LunaticHell> How do you fix my stupidity without turning me into an evil genius?

22:20 <CleverDerpy> if things never ever improve naturally, it's like amputation, your leg won't grow back

22:20 <Gladiolus> What if the person isn’t miserable all the time, just some of the time?

22:21 <Gladiolus> The mind and brain are hellishly complex.

22:21 <CleverDerpy> that's different

22:21 <LunaticHell> You can't compare the workings of your mind with an arm or a leg.

22:21 <Sombra> Or what if they're like me, and they're miserable most of the time.

22:22 <LunaticHell> Sombra: Aren't you forgetting something?

22:22 <CleverDerpy> sure i can, if you have a missing limb, you will not live a normal life, if you have a mental disorder or brain damage, it will be hard to live an average life

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22:23 <CleverDerpy> the biggest issue lies in how you deal with it, what has changed, and what options you now have to coax it

22:23 <LunaticHell> You can replace a lost arm or leg, you cannot put humpty dumpty's mind back together if it once has been broken. And "replacing it"? Yeah no.

22:23 <CleverDerpy> LunaticHell, they have brain surgery

22:23 <LunaticHell> Yeah, mind, not brain. Also: most of the things they did do decades ago are a no go.

22:24 * Sour_Sweet aggressively snuggles Gladiolus

22:24 <LunaticHell> Don't put a nail past my eye ball to remove my frontal cortex, please?

22:24 <LunaticHell> I like it where it is just fine.

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22:25 <CleverDerpy> LunaticHell, i am merely stating the human body is a system, whether the parts can be replaced relies on how vital they are, and how much time and money you have. We can cure things now that 50 years ago we couldn't, we didn't get there by guessing

22:25 <LunaticHell> Like I said "research".

22:25 <CleverDerpy> and i agree

22:26 <CleverDerpy> so why are we fighting?

22:26 <LunaticHell> Are we?

22:26 <CleverDerpy> i dunno

22:26 <LunaticHell> I thought we were discussing, and in a discussion (best case) there is no "winner" or "loser", but a "gain". One of KNOWLEDGE!

22:27 * Cepheid goes to prepare for an insane move in Etrian Odyssey Untold.

22:27 <LunaticHell> Or, alternatively "understanding". :3

22:28 <Cepheid> Insane plan:  I can't defeat the Yggdrasil Core.  Not yet, anyways.  I'ma do two New Game+ runs.  First run is through Story Mode to get all the missing items there.  And two missing classes(Highlander and Gunner).  The second run is just to get back to my current state right now.

22:28 <CleverDerpy> "How do you fix my stupidity without turning me into an evil genius?" simply teach you something useful to do with a skill.

22:29 <Sour_Sweet> Once the human body becomes fully repairable things are gonna be great: Not only will the gap between rich and poor increase even further, but also the same rich people can terrorise you, your children and your grandchildren and watch all of you die.

22:29 <CleverDerpy> if you do that skill your whole life, you know it, it's not an evil genius observation, but it will put your being to use

22:30 <CleverDerpy> that sounds fgamiliar... it's called a job.

22:30 <CleverDerpy> anything we use to create, a corrupt man can use to destroy

22:31 <CleverDerpy> that's human perception in a nutshell

22:31 <Sombra> What am I forgetting LunaticHell?

22:31 <LunaticHell> You really sure you want it that bad?

22:32 <CleverDerpy> also Sour_Sweet, did you like the book 1984?

22:32 <Sombra> Yeah I just didn't want to bother you about it :<

22:32 <Sombra> Because ya know, usually when people are bothered about something they don't want to do it.

22:32 <Sour_Sweet> CleverDerpy: Yes. I'm reading it a second time right now

22:32 <LunaticHell> I already got the three cards sitting right on my desk.

22:32 <LunaticHell> 20...40...60, I can start whenever.

22:33 <Sombra> Could you start... right now?

22:33 <CleverDerpy> you can learn more from that book about reality of our future than any other i can think of

22:33 <LunaticHell> Sure can do, sugar sugar.

22:33 <Sombra> eeeeeee!!!!

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22:33 <LunaticHell> It'll take a minute, gotta scrap the code free.

22:33 <Sombra> Yey!

22:34 <Sour_Sweet> But things are worse than in 1984. Orwell couldn't imagine we'd hand over all information freely *cough* Facebook *cough*

22:34 <CleverDerpy> i like it when people and concepts make you think, but don't like it when they go unchallenged

22:35 <CleverDerpy> challenging ideas, but being able to see new perspective is the highest form of intelligence i can imagine

22:35 <CleverDerpy> because anyone can do it, but only the best can really pursue it

22:36 <CleverDerpy> obviously there will be obsticles in life that set back some where others don't have the issue

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22:37 * MooImADog shoves grass into DerpyBot's face *MOOOOooooo*

22:37 <CleverDerpy> hey, don't vandalize our DerpyBot

22:37 <CleverDerpy> she's a good robot

22:38 * MooImADog moos

22:38 * CleverDerpy derps

22:39 <Cepheid> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp0WPvt3Z0M&feature=youtu.be

22:39 <MooImADog> I'm a Doggy too...

22:39 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

22:39 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Cat whines like a child trying to skip school (The Thug Cats)

22:40 * CleverDerpy tosses a tennis ball

22:40 <CleverDerpy> fetch silly!

22:40 * MooImADog chases after said ball

22:40 <MooImADog> It fell off a cliff... :,(

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22:41 * CleverDerpy catches it and sets it infront of him

22:41 <CleverDerpy> there you go, close enough~

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22:41 <CleverDerpy> you are a silly cow... doggie... thingie.

22:41 *** FallenSilent is now known as Fall

22:42 <CleverDerpy> hiya Fall

22:42 <Fall> Hellew

22:42 <CleverDerpy> you, we got a resident cowdog now

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22:42 <CleverDerpy> *yes

22:42 <MooImADog> I am a Cow/Dog hybrid.

22:43 * Surreal_Nightmares scarfs on MooImADog.

22:44 <CleverDerpy> so was your dad a bull and you mom a dog, or was your mom a cow and your dag a dog?

22:44 <CleverDerpy> *dad

22:44 <MooImADog> Mother was Dog (never knew how that worked out).

22:45 * Surreal_Nightmares snuzzles MooImADog.

22:45 <MooImADog> She was a dalmatian.

22:45 <LunaticHell> So you're a chimera?

22:45 <LunaticHell> A cowmera!

22:46 * Surreal_Nightmares snuzzles LunaticHell.

22:46 <Sombra> I never knew my mom.

22:46 <Surreal_Nightmares> .

22:46 <LunaticHell> Totally nailed it.

22:46 *** Mongoosie|Sleep is now known as Mongoosie

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22:47 <CleverDerpy> well, you are welcome~

22:47 * Cepheid gets to collecting up to 1,200,000en in Etrian Odyssey Untold.

22:47 * MooImADog likes his grass raw (unless there's worms... ewww...)

22:47 * Surreal_Nightmares patpats MooImADog.

22:47 * CleverDerpy sits and derps

22:47 * Surreal_Nightmares wears CleverDerpy as a hat.

22:48 <CleverDerpy> eep!

22:48 <CleverDerpy> am i  a pretty hat~?

22:49 <Surreal_Nightmares> Yus.

22:49 * Surreal_Nightmares snuzzles their hat!

22:49 <MooImADog> Looks like a massive derp (ahm... puns...)... I want some chilly grass now... D:

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22:51 <LunaticHell> be right back

22:52 * CleverDerpy purrs loudly

22:53 <MooImADog> Hmmmm... would Derpy be a good president for all the citizens in muffin town? (No, she will murder them all and all their sugary goodness)

22:54 <CleverDerpy> unless they make muffins there and the citizens are all ponies~

22:54 <CleverDerpy> i would like that~

22:54 * CleverDerpy wags her tail

22:54 * Surreal_Nightmares noms on their hat!

22:54 * Surreal_Nightmares bats at CleverDerpy.

22:54 <MooImADog> Thats... Clever... (PUNS)

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22:55 <CleverDerpy> one muffin town, hold the mayor~

22:55 * Surreal_Nightmares rolls over onto their back for belly snuzzles.

22:55 <MooImADog> Hmm, now switch Derpy with Donald Trump...

22:55 * CleverDerpy gives him belly wubs

22:56 <CleverDerpy> don't trump's way crazier than i am...

22:56 <CleverDerpy> isn't hey that donkey with the fake hair?

22:56 <MooImADog> The whole town be like:"I movin to Canadia :)".

22:56 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: TrotCon Adds G.M.Berrow and Community Guests  [ http://tinyurl.com/h3hrzsl ]

22:56 * Surreal_Nightmares purrs and flailyhoofies!

22:57 <CleverDerpy> wait, i just realized something

22:57 <CleverDerpy> what's the difference between donkey kong and Donald trump

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22:58 <CleverDerpy> everyone wants to invest money in donkey kong!

22:58 <Cepheid> One we can talk about, the other we can't because political topics are generally verboten here for the possible trouble that they can cause.

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22:58 <CleverDerpy> right, sowwt

22:58 <CleverDerpy> *sowwy

22:58 * Surreal_Nightmares snuzzles CleverDerpy.

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23:01 <MooImADog> For a Cow/Dog hybrid... I have the unusual feat to spasm while staying alive...

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23:11 <wobniaR> Oh i left my client on while in the subway whoops

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23:18 <LunaticHell> ping?

23:18 <SunsetShimmer> Pong!

23:18 <Cepheid> Hmm, do I collect up an extra 300,000 and make it 1,500,000en?

23:19 <Cepheid> The benefit of doing so is that when I start a New Game+, I'll be able to deck the Story Mode team out in insane gear, and blast through story mode.

23:20 <Cepheid> Average weapon though is about 200,000en.

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23:24 * Cepheid shall be back later. Needs to run off and do stuffs.

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23:58 <fyrepony> damn im pissed 2 180kg pigs were calling me a kid

23:59 <Gladiolus> wat

23:59 <fyrepony> and im making 2000euros/month with no jobs so you can probably guess its not earned by being nice

23:59 <Gladiolus> w a t

23:59 <fyrepony> secondly i carry needles with hepatite and knife

23:59 <Gladiolus> wait what the heck

23:59 <Gladiolus> what

23:59 <fyrepony> lucky for these guys i did not have them at time

23:59 <SunsetShimmer> Uh

23:59 <Gladiolus> did you just admit on a pony chat to being a violent criminal