Log archive of EquestriaDaily for Tuesday, 2016-06-07

00:00 <FN> 16. 29. and 31. is the same guy

00:01 <SunsetShimmer> Ehhhhh

00:01 <FN> Interesting thing is that these don't feature soldier76, zarya and D.va

00:01 <FN> Because those were changed by blizzard

00:02 <FN> So this guy is possibly what became zarya

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00:04 <FN> I suspect the total number might be 24 because they have 6 offence, 6 defence, 5 tanks and 4 support characters

00:04 <FN> Or 28 if the count in each is 7

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00:30 <CleverDerpy> derpy's tummy hurts...

00:30 <CleverDerpy> too much food

00:33 * Surreal_Nightmares pats CleverDerpy's belly. :D

00:33 * CleverDerpy burps cutely

00:33 <CleverDerpy> excuse me

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00:34 <Lumindia> o.o

00:34 * Lumindia removes Derpy from Surreal's head, uses to snuggle

00:34 <Lumindia> 'w'

00:34 * CleverDerpy purrs softly

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00:35 <CleverDerpy> you know surry, I could use a warm blanket~

00:35 * Surreal_Nightmares squees!

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00:36 * CleverDerpy snuggles up with him and fall asleep cutely

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00:51 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Ace Blindbag Spotted on eBay  [ http://tinyurl.com/zk7nn7y ]

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01:35 <RomTheBronyGuru112> ugh, i wish i was able to get a mlp plush

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01:40 <Nicktendonick> Hello everyone! For anyone that plays Smash4, I'd like you to watch my video. I'd like to know the quality and anything other comments/critiques you guys have about the video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKTf6PtRMMk

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01:41 <PKid> this miht be an odd request but does anyone know of any versions of the new song with zephyr's voice pitch shifted to female

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01:52 <PKid> can't stand his singing voice

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02:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Ponies n' Pets Photography Event - Extended Wednesday  [ Error ]

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02:05 <wobniaR> Me neither,  who?

02:05 <Librarian> you

02:05 <Librarian> you sing bad

02:06 <wobniaR> You're not wrong

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02:06 <Librarian> but do tell, who?

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02:17 <PKid> zephyr

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02:20 <Sombra> So for the longest time I thought I was just talking trash about overwatch.  Then I watched some gameplay videos, turns out it really is a lot like tf2, like, a lot...

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02:27 <Lumindia> '-'

02:27 <Lumindia> heh

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02:30 <RomTheBronyGuru112> overwatch is dumb. the trailer advertises it as a story, but its an online only game, that doesnt have a story.

02:31 <Sombra> That is correct, so like I said, tf2 with waifus

02:32 <RomTheBronyGuru112> is there anywhere in the world that gives free mlp merch away. im too poor to afford pony merch

02:32 <Sombra> Yes

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02:32 <FN> Overwatch has a backstory

02:33 <FN> Just no single player game

02:33 <RomTheBronyGuru112> where

02:34 <Sombra> https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/6/5/1170632__safe_fluttershy_comic_open+mouth_text_bed_parody_food_pillow_scene+interpretation.png right here.

02:34 <RomTheBronyGuru112> i cant  get a job

02:35 <FN> lol

02:35 <Sombra> Why not.

02:35 <RomTheBronyGuru112> im not allowed

02:35 <Sombra> Why not

02:36 <RomTheBronyGuru112> my mom wont let me

02:36 <PKid> i think the more important question is, how old are you

02:37 <RomTheBronyGuru112> 17

02:37 <Sombra> Did you graduate yet?

02:37 <RomTheBronyGuru112> no

02:37 <PKid> yeah your mom needs her head examined, but i would just ride it out until 18

02:38 <Sombra> Then graduate, and then get a job

02:38 <RomTheBronyGuru112> what if the show is over by then

02:38 <Sombra> .What kind of mother won't let her kid get a job? I had summer jobs when I was 15.

02:38 <PKid> who cares, merchandise will still exist

02:38 <PKid> besides, isn't the movie slated for 2017?

02:39 <RomTheBronyGuru112> i think

02:39 <PKid> there will be merchandise

02:40 <PKid> still though, good luck finding a job

02:40 <PKid> they're hard to get

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02:47 <aqualycool22> Hah.

02:47 <aqualycool22> PKid. I like that name. That's pretty funny! Pretty original, too.

02:47 <PKid> what

02:47 <aqualycool22> PKid.

02:47 <aqualycool22> That's like...

02:48 <aqualycool22> An Earthbound reference, isn't it?

02:48 <PKid> do i know you

02:48 <aqualycool22> Nope.

02:48 <PKid> you're creeping me that out that you singled me out like that

02:48 <aqualycool22> K. .3.

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02:51 <PKid> and no, it's not an earthbound refrnce

02:51 <aqualycool22> Oh.

02:51 <aqualycool22> Thought it was. :3

02:51 <PKid> ...

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02:56 <PKid> are you a regular here

02:56 <PinkieShy> hi :)

02:58 <aqualycool22> Who, me?

02:58 <aqualycool22> I'm around every once in a while. Being an engineer prodigy, I don't have much time to come here regularly anymore...

02:59 <PKid> i see

03:00 <PKid> sorry, i'm having a terrible day and i'm kind of on edge. being randomly singled out like that is weird

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03:01 <aqualycool22> Sorry.

03:01 <aqualycool22> I'm naturally a weird person. It's in my hooves.

03:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Nightly Discussion #736 [ http://tinyurl.com/hbqu8mh ]

03:01 <aqualycool22> My left back hoof, I think specifically.

03:01 <aqualycool22> I could be wrong, though.

03:02 <PKid> i see

03:02 <PKid> well i'm going to bed, no point to be awake any longer

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03:09 <aqualycool22> Anyone else here?

03:09 * aqualycool22 echos "here, here, here, here?"

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03:16 <aqualycool22> People!

03:16 <aqualycool22> I'm kinda... The only one here.

03:16 <aqualycool22> So you guys can talk to me. .3.

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03:30 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> ...

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03:32 <KooK_> I think I might drop my summer class

03:32 <KooK_> I feel sick I'm so overworked

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03:33 <aqualycool22> Don't give up/

03:33 <KooK_> Just for the summer though

03:33 <aqualycool22> I believe in you, KooK_

03:33 <aqualycool22> You heard me.

03:33 <KooK_> Dude, I've been going straight with semesters and summer classes for the last 4 years with no break

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03:34 <KooK_> If you want to get technical, I've held a job since I was 16 so I haven't actually had a break in 15 years

03:35 <Thelema5> How critical is the class to your objective?

03:36 <KooK_> Way critical, like if I don't take it this Summer then it puts me another semester behind because this class is required for everything else I'm going to take in the future.

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03:38 <Thelema5> Yuck.

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03:43 <PinkieShy> Thelema5 hi

03:46 <Thelema5> Hey

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04:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Story: The End of Enlightenment [ http://tinyurl.com/h3nt7g4 ]

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04:13 <Thelema5> !link chicken

04:13 <DerpyBot> http://e926.net/post/show/361155/absolutely_everyone-amputation-animated-anvil-appl

04:14 <Thelema5> O.O

04:14 <Thelema5> O.o

04:14 <Thelema5> What the actual heck

04:17 <unicodingunicorn> d-do I want to click that?

04:18 <Thelema5> No.

04:18 <unicodingunicorn> okay

04:18 <unicodingunicorn> thanks

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04:23 <nightowl> hoot.:(

04:25 <unicodingunicorn> hmm?

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04:31 <Thelema5> Who?  Who?

04:31 <KooK_> Thelema5 - Should I just drop the class?

04:31 <Thelema5> Danged if I know, KooK.  I'm just an uneducated hick, remember?  The ways of higher learning are a mystery to me.

04:32 <KooK_> Your daughter just graduated so you should know

04:32 <KooK_> I mean, my sister...

04:32 <Thelema5> Nah, she's not even sure if she's going on to grad school or not

04:32 <KooK_> Brb, going to switch off to my laptop

04:35 <Thelema5> From what little I know, there seems little point in postponing the inevitable.  You need the class, so why not dig in now and get it down unless putting it off will make it significantly easier in the future some how?  I know It's harder for people to get back into class pacing if they've been on hiatus for a while, which may make it more difficult for you to complete it later.

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04:38 <nightowl> hi KooK....

04:38 <Thelema5> But again, I don't know.  I had to bascially kill myself with menial jobs working 70 hours + every week for years because I don't have an education or many practical skills to finally attain some level of professional success.  So which is worse, busting your but for a semester, or for a lifetime?  I don't have the perspective on both sides of that question.

04:38 <Thelema5> *butt

04:39 <Thelema5> I know that being poor sucks, and that people have to work hard no matter which approach they take.

04:40 <Fayth> Problem is,  even busting your butt in college or schooling,  Won't always make a good job come to you.

04:40 <Thelema5> No, but I think KooK has a good marketable degree set

04:40 <Thelema5> Is it mechanical engineering now?

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04:43 <PKid> i'm unemployed right now

04:43 <PKid> it sucks

04:44 <Thelema5> Yeah.  Do you have a support network in place?

04:44 <PKid> not sure what you mean

04:44 <Thelema5> Food, shelter, clean water, people you can trust?

04:44 <PKid> yeah i live at home with my parents

04:44 <Thelema5> Good, good.

04:44 <PKid> every potential lead i've had so far has been a bust

04:45 <Thelema5> What's your industry>

04:45 <PKid> IT

04:46 <Thelema5> You have some relevent certs?

04:46 <PKid> no

04:46 <Fayth> Certs don't mean crap now a days

04:46 <Fayth> They really don't.

04:46 <PKid> i was studying for A+ but there's just too much material

04:46 <PKid> it was burning me out

04:46 <Thelema5> I've heard otherwise from hiring managers in the industry, Fayth

04:46 <Fayth> They want experience and a degree.

04:47 <Thelema5> I guess it depends on your market.

04:47 <Fayth> Maybe I been unlucky. I've been passed up on every IT job I applied for.

04:47 <PKid> i'm about to give up

04:47 <Fayth> And I have my A+

04:48 <Thelema5> How is your social networking game?

04:48 <PKid> what do you mean?

04:49 <Thelema5> Do you attend face-to-face mixers, industry conferences, chamber of commerce meetings, etc where you meet movers and shakers in the industry who can get you hired?

04:49 <PKid> i've attended a few job fairs when they are close

04:49 <Thelema5> Most people land jobs through people they know.  Therefore, it's good to get to know people who are in the business.

04:50 <luckyspirit> I got my current job off of LinkedIn, of all places.

04:50 <luckyspirit> Recruiter.

04:50 <Thelema5> That's a social networking site, yup.

04:50 <luckyspirit> This one worked.  

04:51 <PKid> i'm supposed to hear back from this guy at cdm smith soon but...

04:51 <Thelema5> PKid, if I were looking for work the last place I'd be is a job fair, and the first place would be a local chamber meeting.  This is where the decision makers are, and if you make an impression they'll push your name through HR

04:51 <PKid> a local chamber meeting?

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04:52 <luckyspirit> Also, about the Certs....  I think it's a crapshoot.  Some only want a whole bunch of certs, and some really want the experience.  I think it depends on the industry.

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04:52 <Thelema5> Local Chamber of Commerce meetings.  Many areas have organizations for business owners to discuss buiness and to collaborate / exchange ideas

04:52 <PKid> I see...

04:53 <PKid> i'm not real familiar with things like that

04:53 <KooK> Thelema5 - Linguistics, Mechanical Engineering, and Materials Engineering with an emphasis on polymers

04:53 <Thelema5> Those are the people you want to shake hands with.  They may not be the hiring managers, but they sign the hiring manager's paycheck.

04:53 <PKid> i see...

04:53 <PKid> i don't know if my town has anything like that

04:53 <PKid> but i can find out

04:53 <Thelema5> Look into it.

04:54 <PKid> god if i hadn't gotten laid off this whole thing wouldn't even be an issue..

04:54 <luckyspirit> Being laid off sucks.

04:55 <Thelema5> It's easy to join the local chamber of commerce- just set yourself up as an independant contracter as a consultant or "specialist" with an LLC or DBA, print some business cards, and pay the minimal fees for membership.

04:55 <PKid> that... doesn't sound easy at all

04:56 <Thelema5> ...it can be done in a few hours with a couple hundred bucks.

04:56 <Thelema5> It'll get you face to face with all local business owners and grant you an opportunity to pitch yourself.

04:57 <PKid> i see...

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04:59 <PKid> sorry, i've just been not feeling well all day

05:00 <Thelema5> That's how I got my current job.  Set myself up as a digital marketing / social media consultant and handed out a lot of business cards at the local chamber meeting.  I got the contacts of about a dozen medium sized business owners.  I them reviewed thier respective digital footprint and social strategy, and put together a dozen individualized proposals explaining everything their current efforts are doing wrong, and how I could correct them.

05:00 <PKid> i see...

05:01 <Thelema5> Because they met me in person already they trusted me as a /real person/ and I was hired as digital marketing director of a local midsized company within a week.

05:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Music of the Day #668 [ http://tinyurl.com/znzf74e ]

05:02 <PKid> well, thanks for the advice

05:02 <Thelema5> Good luck!

05:02 <PKid> i need a miracle more than luck at this point

05:02 <Thelema5> Nah, you just need some connections.

05:03 <PKid> i also need more confidence, it all feels like a hopeless lost cause

05:04 <Thelema5> Confidence is a big prt of the equation, yeah.

05:04 <PKid> being completely blown off by pepsi was a huge downer

05:05 <Thelema5> Pepsi is a huge company.

05:05 <Thelema5> They can take or leave people at a whim.

05:05 <PKid> yeah but the interview was promising, the hiring manager seemed super interested in me

05:06 <Thelema5> Did you follow up with a thank you email to the person who interviewed you?

05:06 <PKid> i think i did

05:06 <PKid> i was in touch with them a bit after the interview at least

05:06 <PKid> and then nothing

05:06 <Thelema5> It's a great opportunity to reinforce your pitch, and to impress your name with the managers.

05:06 <PKid> they even said they would be getting back in touch with me regardless

05:07 <PKid> sorry, i need to stop, i'm just making myself feel worse

05:09 <Thelema5> A simple note like this is a huge influencer: "Hi, John.  Thanks for taking the time to meet with me today!  I'm very excited by the prospect of working with your team, and I hope to have an opportunity to put my skillset to to work helping your division meet it's goals. "

05:10 <Thelema5> This approach is performance based, and puts the company first.  A potential employee should always speak in terms of helping the employeer, rather than what the employee hopes to gain.

05:15 <Thelema5> Sorry if I'm lecturing, but I've been the hiring manager in 4 different companies over the past 15 years and I've seen a lot of resumes hit my desk, and conducted a lot of interviews.

05:16 <PKid> i see

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05:19 <Thelema5> ... why was Israel Kamakawiwo'ole so morbidly obese prior to his death?  Didn't he have a support team managing things like his daily routines, diet, etc?

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05:21 <Thelema5> Anyone with as many professional accolades, awards, and recognitions as him should definately have "people" to look after this stuff.

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05:23 <Thelema5> I understand that his physical presence was a part of his professional appeal, but there comes a point where someone has to say "Dude, you're gonna die".

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05:24 <Thelema5> Hi there, Sweete.  Welcome!

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05:34 <Thelema5> Hi Ali!

05:34 * Ali wavies

05:34 <PinkieShy> Ali! :D

05:34 <FN> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0LqMBUCesc

05:34 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Electric eels leap out of the water to shock attackers

05:35 <FN> O_O

05:35 <FN> Like imagine retrieving a thing you dropped into the water and this happening

05:37 * Thelema5 is dealing with another gout flareup which is excruciatingly painful and which makes even small movements difficult to execute.

05:37 <Thelema5> If I dropped it in the water, it's staying there.  lol

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05:43 <RomTheBronyGuru112> how is everypony

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05:46 <Thelema5> I'm okay, RomTheBronyGuru112.  In excessive pain at the moment because of a gout flare-up

05:46 <Thelema5> You?

05:47 <RomTheBronyGuru112> im good.

05:47 <Thelema5> Cool beans

05:48 <RomTheBronyGuru112> i love bein a brony

05:48 <RomTheBronyGuru112> *being

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05:58 <Surreal_Nightmares> Rip in peace, Internet.

06:00 <jimm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VzUh7rAm0A

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06:05 <CleverDerpy> it's not so bad being grey~

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06:55 * Gladiolus skreees at the storm outside!

06:55 * MarsToSirius giggles at SunsetShimmer.

06:58 <PKid> despite being unemployed,

06:58 <PKid> it could be a lot worse

06:59 <RomTheBronyGuru112> best pony is?

06:59 <Gladiolus> twilight

07:00 <Gladiolus> or luna

07:00 <Gladiolus> i dunno i switch a lot

07:00 <Ali> Twilight

07:00 <Gladiolus> Luna is too obvious though, I vote Celestia sometimes just because sunbutt needs more love.

07:00 <MarsToSirius> Mane 6, Rarity, though Fluttershy is very close. Overall, Roseluck.

07:00 * Ali bonks anypony who thinks different, which means everypony!

07:00 <Gladiolus> Pronko Put is worst pony

07:00 <MarsToSirius> Twilight is goodpone. o3o

07:00 <Gladiolus> Punku Pot

07:00 <RomTheBronyGuru112> Rainbow Dash And Applejack are both Equally Best Pony

07:01 <Gladiolus> that’s a fight waiting to happen

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07:01 <Gladiolus> also check out what happened across the street last night: https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/t31.0-8/13403370_265958333758777_1837858940031079548_o.jpg

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07:06 <CleverDerpy> Gladiolus, oh my... you poor batpone

07:06 <CleverDerpy> I hope the people that live there are oki

07:06 <Gladiolus> Well it didn’t happen to me.

07:06 <Gladiolus> yis

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08:27 <Novaink> hey

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08:28 <Novaink> how is everyone doing

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08:28 <CleverDerpy> good~

08:28 <Novaink> that is cool

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08:31 <Novaink> anyone fallout fans

08:32 <CleverDerpy> I think fall is

08:32 <CleverDerpy> but fall is out

08:34 * Ali boops CleverDerpy

08:34 <Ali> That pun was bad

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08:35 <Cabbage> Yooooo

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08:35 * Surreal_Nightmares hats on Cabbage

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08:36 <Ali> Looks like you crushed him

08:36 <Ali> You could say he

08:36 <Ali> wilted under pressure

08:37 <Ali> :3c

08:37 <Surreal_Nightmares> :O

08:37 * Surreal_Nightmares hats on Ali.

08:38 * Ali squeaks, will take this rather than other things.

08:38 <Surreal_Nightmares> Yus.

08:38 <Surreal_Nightmares> I am good hat too.

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09:49 * Schism yawwwwns, awakens, and boops Fall with a small pile of pork potstickers, fried and served with soy sauce and horseradish.

09:50 <Fall> I'm a vegetarian!

09:51 * Schism replaces the plate, then, with some vegetarian potstickers, with daikon and tofu and other such things. Also with soy sauce and horseradish.

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09:51 <Fall> Too late. You've ruined EVERYTHING

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09:54 * Schism grumps, and just noms upon the former then.

09:57 <Tirek> Fall's a level 24 vegan.

09:57 <Tirek> Don't mess with him.

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10:10 <Schism> Fine, Tirek, you can have these dumplings then.

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10:28 <Tirek> Hmm. Alright.

10:28 <Tirek> I did just eat dinner.

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10:51 <Finwe> o3o

10:51 <Schism> rAdm. Finwe.

10:51 * Schism doffs his potstickers.

10:51 <Finwe> Mr Schism.

10:51 * Finwe doffs his hat.

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11:06 <Lumindia> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCRA1X_snMw

11:06 <Lumindia> I'll leave this here

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11:43 <Schism> I hate how XKCD likes to point us to interesting Wikipedia pages.  Like this one: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_helicopter_prison_escapes

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12:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Morning Discussion #520 [ http://tinyurl.com/hq8zvp6 ]

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13:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: <unspecified> [ http://tinyurl.com/jmww5ba ]

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13:18 <Schism> "Do you know why I am here, young Changeling?" "I suspect that it is, in part, because I have been engaged in the studies of psychological warfare against unlawful captors."

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14:19 <Schism> Huzzah.  This time around, my parents gave me a /whole day's notice/ that they're coming in.

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14:37 <Thelema5> Hello, everypony.

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14:55 <RomTheBronyGuru112> ugh, i hate my school

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15:01 * Thelema5 glances over, noms the sourdough toast and thanks Schism for the treat

15:01 <Thelema5> RomTheBronyGuru112, what is wrong with your schooll?

15:02 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: X-Mares: Apocalypse [ http://tinyurl.com/grdbb4h ]

15:04 <RomTheBronyGuru112> i dont have a bike lock for my bike, and i decided to bike to school for my schools summer program (not summer school) i brought my bike into the cafeteria, and put it out of the way of people so that if people needed to get out, they could. they said i had to leave my bike outside, and it couldnt be inside

15:05 <RomTheBronyGuru112> i told them i didnt have a lock, and that i couldnt get one. so basically i cant bike to my school, until i get a bike lock

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15:08 <SunsetShimmer> So get one. :P

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15:09 <RomTheBronyGuru112> i cant

15:10 <SunsetShimmer> Get your folks to buy you one

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15:11 <RomTheBronyGuru112> they dont have any money, and my dad is a deadbeat who wont get a job

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15:12 <Thelema5> It doesn't seem unreasonable for the school to expect you to leave your bike outside.  Bike locks are cheap, do some odd jobs after school and earn a few bucks.

15:13 <RomTheBronyGuru112> ok. brb for a bit

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15:19 <wobniaR> Bike lanes are one of the worst things to happen to this city, because streets weren't narrow enough and traffic is terrible

15:20 <wobniaR> Yes let's cut off half of a narrow street or a third of an avenue so people can use their bikes

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15:22 <Thelema5> Well its a shame that the city has banned electric motor assisted bikes, because I'm sure a lot of that automobile traffic could be reduced if folks could bike without working up a sweat.

15:23 <wobniaR> I don't recall electric motor vehicles being banned, they'd probably have to be treated same as a vehicle

15:23 <Thelema5> Not to mention the overall savings in energy expeditures, reduced gas emissions

15:24 <wobniaR> Motorcycles are far more dangerous than someone riding an electric scooter

15:24 <Thelema5> Nah, I mean bicyles with an electric motor attached to help the cyclist. They are just like riding a bike.

15:24 <Thelema5> Well, because they are bikes.  And NYC expressly banned them.

15:25 <wobniaR> Huh they really did ban them

15:25 <wobniaR> They banned electric scooters too

15:26 <Schism> They do kind of fall under a legal grey area as far as motor vehicles are concerned, but then, this is NYC, they like to ban everything.

15:26 <wobniaR> How stupid and pedantic

15:26 <Thelema5> Yeah.

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15:27 <wobniaR> They wanted to ban soda here over a certain size

15:28 <Thelema5> I remember that.  heh

15:28 <wobniaR> I hate this states politicians

15:28 <Thelema5> Haven't they recently also banned styrofoam take out containers and plastic shopping bags?

15:29 <wobniaR> We still got plastic shopping bags

15:29 <Schism> The takeout containers I can /kind/ of see.  I like to reuse those plastic ones, they're cheap Tupperware-like things.  Plastic shopping bags... there have been a LOT of efforts to reduce the usage thereof.

15:29 <Schism> (We have, like, 20 reusable shopping bags in the apartment.)

15:30 <wobniaR> Styrofoam takeout i only see used by street vendors and such

15:30 <wobniaR> Others use plastic or some sort of paper/cardboard

15:30 <Schism> Cardboard lined with newspaper, the only authentic way to get your fish 'n' chips.

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15:31 <Thelema5> Oh, I was mistaken- NYC is instituting a $.05 fee for plastic bags

15:31 <Thelema5> http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/06/nyregion/new-york-city-council-backs-5-cent-fee-on-plastic-bags.html?_r=0

15:31 <MarsToSirius> We did that for awhile in Dallas but that got unpopular quick

15:31 <Schism> We tried that up here... in Ohio, too.  It didn't really work in either case.

15:31 <Thelema5> I would imagine so.

15:32 <SunsetShimmer> Yeah, it's already a big pain in the flank around these parts. XD

15:32 <Schism> Personally, I prefer a store-based push on reusable bags.  You don't see /anywhere/ around here without those.  And I do prefer them to the cheap, easily-tearable plastic ones.

15:32 <Vulpor> Hey all

15:33 <Schism> That said, those plastic bags do make pretty decent garbage bags for a small can.

15:33 <Vulpor> So Persona 5 hits US on Febuary 17th

15:33 <wobniaR> Trader joes uses recyclable paper bags

15:33 <Schism> Ah, I wondered when ATLUS would be doing that.

15:34 <Schism> wobniaR: Most grocery stores do still stock paper.

15:35 <Thelema5> What I find odd is grocery store clerks who seem perplexed when I opt out of taking a bag, paper or plastic, when I have just a few items.  I managed to get them to the register in my hands without any issue, so why would they be so confused that I'm happy to leave the store with the items in hand?

15:36 <Schism> Maybe they think you're going to drop something in the parking lot.  It happens pretty often even /with/ bags, so...

15:37 * Thelema5 puts a paper bag with eye holes over his head

15:40 <Thelema5> I agree that reusable bags are the way to go- but I often forget to bring them back out to my car after using them, or I'm too lazy to go to get them from the car if I leave them behind at the store

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15:41 <Thelema5> It's sad to say, but I think a solution which requires any degree of forthought will likely fail to catch on with the masses.

15:42 <Schism> I fear this is indeed true.  I've occasionally popped down to the store and forgotten a bag, even if it's right by my desk.  And that either necessitates either going with throwaway bags, or buying a new one for a buck.

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15:42 <SunsetShimmer> that tends to be the thing

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15:42 <SunsetShimmer> I bring my own messenger bag now mostly

15:43 <Thelema5> Me too, but it's mostly falready illed with stuffs

15:43 <Thelema5> *already

15:43 <Schism> Like I said, though, we don't exactly /waste/ those plastic bags.  They tend to be used to wrap up garbage, be it in the trashcan under the sink, the bathroom, or as a liner for the can next to my desk.

15:43 <SunsetShimmer> x3 This is why you stuff pre-purchased plastic bags in there too

15:44 <Schism> Sure as heck beats buying a 20-pack of GLAD bags or something.

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15:47 <Schism> Hah.  How to demonstrate your loyalty to your commanding officer, while stiffing the client as well.  http://schlockmercenary.com

15:48 <Thelema5> :P

15:49 <Schism> Schlock Mercenary is fun for me to read, because it illustrates that no, the customer is absolutely not always right, and demonstrates precisely why not.

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15:49 * Schism peers at LunaticHell. "Aren't you supposed to be in the hospital right now?"

15:49 <Schism> Oh, and hello!

15:50 <LunaticHell> goooooood morning equestria, man this has to have been the shortest hospital visit that will take place the day after tomorrow since today way only to figure a good date for the operation -day

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15:50 * MarsToSirius noms on LunaticHell who's in the hospital?

15:51 <Schism> ... Did I or did I not warn you of precisely this eventuality this morning?

15:51 <LunaticHell> Mmmmaybe? It was early and I was out of coffee in my system. o. o

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15:51 <Thelema5> So when do they expect to actually perform the operation?

15:51 <LunaticHell> The day after tomorrow

15:51 <LunaticHell> Not the movie.

15:52 <Schism> Swear to Eris, I told you that this visit was for them to run tests, /maybe/ some blood draws, and figure out the best time.

15:52 <LunaticHell> Yeah, exactly that...kinda did happen...but hey...you know what?

15:52 <Schism> Oh well, at least you know when they'll actually be /doing/ it.  :S  So you get more sleep!

15:52 <LunaticHell> I had apple pie.

15:52 <wobniaR> How many Derpy stickers do you have on your messenger bag SunsetShimmer?

15:52 <Schism> Always a nice benefit.

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15:52 <Schism> But, and I reiterate, BUT!

15:52 <Schism> Was it a la mode?

15:53 <LunaticHell> I had many many wavers to sign, give blood, give urin and blood, I made periodic jokes about said samples, it was a good day.

15:54 <SunsetShimmer> It's actually: http://img.ozgameshop.com/pc_and_video_games/accessories/xbox_one/a4t_plants_vs_zombies_premium_console_carry_bag_raw.jpg - one of these.

15:54 <Schism> Sounds... incredibly sane for a hospital, LunaticHell.

15:54 <wobniaR> My question remains the same!

15:54 <SunsetShimmer> No stickers!

15:54 <wobniaR> Lies

15:54 <LunaticHell> Germany is actually pretty great when it comes to hospitals and health care.

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15:55 <Schism> In honesty, so is Canada.  I just loooooathe hospitals.

15:55 <Schism> But, well, all sane people loathe hospitals.

15:55 <LunaticHell> Longest I've waited on a (general) doctor's appointment? 2 hours.

15:55 <Schism> I'm just going with the crowd, against type.

15:56 <Schism> Oh, that's pretty normal here too.  I think... eh, an hour on the outside here?  They tend to be scheduled well in advance, so unless something actually comes up they're pretty good about it.

15:56 <LunaticHell> But to be fair, I was in one of the biggest and best funded hospitals in my city, it even had a mental station.

15:56 <LunaticHell> has

15:57 <Schism> Nice.  We actually have a diabetic research clinic in ours.

15:57 <LunaticHell> The Lunatics haven't yet taken over.

15:57 * Schism deadpans, "Planning to take a job at the asylum?"

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15:57 <LunaticHell> Nah, someone I know was there, she didn't like it.

15:57 <LunaticHell> (understatement)

15:58 <Schism> I'm already working for one.  And trust me, that really /is/ a case of the lunatics running the ward.

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15:59 <LunaticHell> Problem with mental wards is, at least one I can think of, if someone who's clearly mental goes there, his mates might make him worse. And if a non-mental goes there, he'll probaly leave a mental case.

15:59 <Schism> I've heard that a few times, actually.

16:00 <LunaticHell> Same goes for prisons, the best thing you can do to a young aspireing criminal is to send him to jail. He'll return a full fledge criminal.

16:00 <Schism> And there's the plot to 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest', while we're at it... at least one journalist voluntarily checked into a mental ward in her time, and nearly went crazy from the conditions there.  When she got out, she wrote a story about what happened, and it was nearly dropped because nobody'd believe it.

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16:01 <LunaticHell> Yeah, insane movie, though.

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16:01 <Schism> Insane book.  Fitting, but really depressing.

16:02 <LunaticHell> At least a better adaptation than the movie about the doctor played by Robin Williams.

16:02 <Schism> You know, I was just thinking about Patch Adams.  Great movie that one.

16:02 <Schism> Not exactly /realistic/, but great nonetheless.

16:02 <LunaticHell> Yeah, did you watch NC rip it to pieces?

16:03 <Schism> That one I didn't watch, no.  I probably should.

16:03 <Schism> I agree with the assessment of prison conditions.  The goal of prisons should be rehabilitation instead of steadfast and unreliable incarceration.

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16:04 <CleverDerpy> no, you wanna see a bad Robin Williams film

16:04 <LunaticHell> There are people who don't belong in a prison besides the innocent.

16:04 <CleverDerpy> check out popeye

16:05 <Schism> Oh, I agree, LunaticHell.  There are a lot of prisoners in there who don't belong due to any number of factors.

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16:06 <Vulpor> I just got a huge announcement from Sony

16:06 <LunaticHell> For example: drug possession in and on itself should not warrent prison time, a fine is ...

16:06 <LunaticHell> ...fine enough.

16:06 <Vulpor> Xcom 2 is coming to PS4

16:06 <Vulpor> September something

16:06 <wobniaR> Sunny D

16:06 <Schism> LunaticHell: Yes, to be honest, a fine fits the bill.

16:07 <LunaticHell> Sunset: Vitamin D, because I'm such a sunny fellow. =)

16:07 <Vulpor> I loved Xcom Enemy Unknown

16:07 <CleverDerpy> look at my hat, my hat is amazing~

16:07 <LunaticHell> Schism: hehehe also let's not forget the costs for keeping one in prison.

16:07 <Schism> Darnit, CleverDerpy, now I've gotta watch some Weebl animations again.

16:08 <LunaticHell> Also: one thing always confused me about the USA...there are really places where you can go to prison for like 5 hours?

16:08 <Schism> Yes and no.  5 hours would be the holding time before the trial, I believe.  Or do you mean a brief stint of prison time as a 'demonstrative measure'?

16:09 <Schism> LunaticHell: Also, the costs are /immense/.  And they scale up enormously, to the point of irresponsibility.  In the US, for example, the 'War on Drugs', as it's so often termed, has led to an explosion of the prison systems.

16:09 <LunaticHell> I'm not sure, but in some states your punishment can be rediulous small ammounts of prison time.

16:10 <Schism> This is true, but I believe that in all likelihood, the actual recorded prison time before said trial qualifies as 'time served'.  Say, if a guy's in jail for a week before the judge and jury determine the actual punishment.

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16:11 <Schism> This is also in the situation where it's a civil case instead of a criminal case.  In the US, a civil case is one where punishment is meted by local or state magistrates, as opposed to federal magistrates, as occurs in /criminal/ cases.  However, I am not a lawyer, nor will I ever debase myself by becoming one.

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16:12 <LunaticHell> This is so weird.

16:12 <Schism> Of course it is.  It's law.

16:12 <LunaticHell> There's no punishment in german civil law.

16:13 <CleverDerpy> no, what they need to do, is have compensation for the poor people who have been innocent the whole time

16:13 <Schism> Fines qualify as a punishment... usually.

16:13 <Schism> Agreed, CleverDerpy.

16:13 <CleverDerpy> the people get a "my bad" at best

16:13 <LunaticHell> Civil law in german works on cases where it's civilian vs civilian, the goal is to reach a compensation for the one who has the damage.

16:13 <LunaticHell> germany*

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16:14 <Schism> That /generally/ tends to be the case in regards to civil court in the US, but I believe that misdemeanors are also settled in civil court therein.

16:14 <Schism> Cases of, say, vandalism of public property.

16:14 <LunaticHell> Oh, that's weird, too.

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16:15 <Schism> Again, the acronym applies: IANAL.

16:15 <LunaticHell> misdemeanors and crime/felony are things only handled by penal law in germany, we have a clear line that seperates between those two.

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16:16 <LunaticHell> You comit a misdemeanors? Usually it only goes to law if the one who you commited it against wants it to go to law. f.e. petty theft. Punishment will be not more than 1 year in prison OR a fine.

16:17 <Schism> I /believe/ the argument there is that, because of the nature of the disconnect between municipalities or even states, different regions have different penalties for certain crimes.  A traffic violation in, say, Phoenix, Arizona would net you an entirely different fine from a traffic violation in New York City.

16:17 <LunaticHell> I see.

16:17 <LunaticHell> A felony will be punished by no LESS than 1 year in prison or a fine.

16:18 <Schism> And of course, yes, person-to-person violations are generally only punished /penally/ in the US if the victim wants to go to court.

16:18 <LunaticHell> Oh yeah there also is one giant big whooping difference.

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16:19 <Schism> By the way, if this gets too political for anyone, please, let us know, we can take it elsewhere if you see the need.

16:20 <LunaticHell> In Germany: once you go to law, the court will work. Do you want to settle it outside the court after you brougt it there? No backsies.

16:20 <Schism> Well, yeah, that makes sense.  Because there's already this big whopping /huge/ amount of paperwork involved.

16:20 <LunaticHell> Yup.

16:21 <Schism> If'n you want to level the court system at your opponent, you'd better be darned sure you mean it.  Makes sense to me, anyway.

16:21 <LunaticHell> That's the idea.

16:22 <Schism> You punch someone in the face in a fight, he gets a black eye and offers to drop it for $100, sounds like a reasonable deal, because otherwise you'll get stuck with the bill for the court case.

16:22 <LunaticHell> Exactly.

16:22 <Schism> Or, heh, "You buy the next round, we'll call it even." "Bartender!  Top shelf please."

16:23 <LunaticHell> It's basic stuff like "the government has the power given by the people in elections, only way to settle legal desputes is via the government (with exceptions to the rule)"

16:24 <Schism> You've sure got a better idea of things than the US (and Canada, to be honest) have.  I bet your byelections are a lot more civilized, too.

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16:25 <LunaticHell> It's running pretty smoothly, that is actually thanks to the USA in parts since our modern german lawsystem is an overworked version based on?

16:26 <Schism> Oh, well, there you go.  You were able to wash out the skidmarks and iron out the wrinkles.

16:26 <LunaticHell> (hint: 1776)

16:26 <LunaticHell> (I think)

16:26 <Schism> (You are correct.)

16:27 <Schism> I want to say that Germany is a mixture, then, of the American and UK political systems, especially inasmuch as you folks were, after all, a formally monarchial system with a host of city-states and provinces.

16:27 <LunaticHell> We made sure to put the important stuff in the 15 first articles of our s.c. "Grundgesetz" (basic law) which acts as our constitution.

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16:28 <LunaticHell> I recon that's fair to say.

16:29 <Schism> I wonder.  Had the provinces their own measure of independent sovereignity, within Germany as they currently do in the US (and to a lesser extent, in Canada), would things have turned out similarly?

16:29 <LunaticHell> Of those 15 articles none can be added, changed or taken away.

16:29 <LunaticHell> Hm good questions.

16:29 * Schism nodnods.

16:29 <LunaticHell> Those are also known as "human rights".

16:30 <LunaticHell> With the first article being the most important one: "Human dignity", it's untouchable.

16:31 <Schism> grr.  iuscomp.org, you are making me angry.  But that is an excellent choice.

16:31 <wobniaR> What if you have no dignity?

16:31 <Schism> Then you're probably not human.

16:32 <LunaticHell> The second one talks about equality, it also adds an intresting twist.

16:32 <Thelema5> Some are more equal than others?

16:32 <LunaticHell> On one hand it say you cannot be disadvantaged on grounds of race, gender, religion, ect.

16:32 <LunaticHell> Fair enough, right?

16:33 <Schism> It also says 'development of [eir] personality as they see fit'.

16:33 <LunaticHell> BUT (now the other half to make it a whole) it also clearly states that you cannot be advantaged on grounds of race, gender, religion, ect, EITHER.

16:33 <Schism> Paraphrased, of course.

16:34 <Schism> "An ye do no harm to others, live as ye wish."

16:34 <Schism> And yes... hmm.

16:34 <Schism> That's actually Article 3.

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16:34 <LunaticHell> I'm bad with numbers.

16:34 <Schism> Here's the link in English.  http://germanlawarchive.iuscomp.org/?p=212

16:34 <LunaticHell> And counting, unless it's a countdown.

16:35 <Koopz> g'day everypony o7

16:35 <Koopz> COUNT(AllTheThings)

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16:36 <Koopz> what do you guys think? should i buy a 3DS?

16:36 <Librarian> depends

16:36 <Librarian> whats your favourite genre of game

16:37 <LunaticHell> Also it's important to know the difference between a "human right" and a "civil right".

16:37 <Schism> Do you want to?  Do you think it'll be a benefit to you, or a burden on your financial accounts?  And finally, do you think that you'll have fun with the games thereupon?

16:37 <LunaticHell> f.e. the right to vote is not a human right, because that would be silly.

16:37 <Schism> LunaticHell: Well, yes.  A human right is how people like yourself treat you.  A civil right is how the mechanical orchestration of grinding gears known as 'government' treats you.

16:38 <LunaticHell> Actually I was going for a different route.

16:38 <Schism> I know, sorry, I couldn't resist the snark.

16:38 <Schism> It's how the government interacts with you, and how you interact therewith.

16:39 <LunaticHell> A human right is not given, it's in your posession as a resault of you being a human. The government's job is to protect them. A civil right is earned by being a citicen of the country.

16:40 <Librarian> you have the right to remain silent, everything you say might result in you getting nomad upon

16:40 <LunaticHell> While human rights can be limited (a prisoner cannot make use of his right of freedom), a civil right can directly be taken away.

16:40 <Librarian> noom

16:40 <Schism> Librarian: We're discussing the political differences between German and US and Canadian (and UK, maybe) law.

16:40 <Koopz> it's june... and it's hailing right now

16:40 <Koopz> like... wat

16:40 <Librarian> don't complain, you have it good

16:41 <LunaticHell> Koopz: You didn't hail the sun quite enough yet.

16:41 <Koopz> Librarian, all the Nintendo games

16:41 <Librarian> mexican law is a joke

16:41 <Schism> LunaticHell: It may be argued, and probably has, that by committing a crime, a person has already surrendered his human right to freedom.

16:41 <Koopz> Mario Kart, Super Mario Bros. Super Saga

16:41 <Koopz> i mean... dude... my name is Koopz

16:41 <LunaticHell> Schism: Wanna hear something funny in respect to that?

16:41 <Librarian> a 3ds for just that is overkill

16:41 <Schism> Or her... sure!

16:41 <LunaticHell> The right to freedom of a prisoner still is present in one form.

16:42 <Librarian> as schism said, if you have the money go ahead

16:42 <LunaticHell> A prison escape is not a felon.

16:42 <Librarian> i have one and i love it

16:42 <Librarian> its tons of fun

16:42 <Koopz> why would that be overkill?

16:42 <Schism> Interesting... I like that, LunaticHell.

16:42 <Koopz> Mario Bros. Super Saga games are only for handhelds

16:42 <Koopz> Animal Crossing

16:42 <LunaticHell> You cannot be given a sentence for escaping prison. You'll be caught and then you serve your due. While you're on the run, your prison time is frozen.

16:43 <Librarian> i missread sorry

16:43 <Librarian> i thought you meant the new game

16:43 <Librarian> nes

16:43 <Koopz> screw "New Super Mario Bros."

16:43 <Librarian> in that case

16:43 <Librarian> do buy it

16:43 <Schism> What about conspirators, LunaticHell?

16:43 <Librarian> you like strategy?

16:44 <Schism> Also, oh, I really really like that.  That sounds on the surface like an enticement to try and escape, but then, if you escape and do not commit any crimes, then you're not doing any harm anyway.

16:44 <LunaticHell> Unless a law is broken, no sentense will be given.

16:44 <Koopz> "Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga" for GBA was the best thing next to Paper Mario i've ever played

16:44 <Koopz> haven't played a single game of the RPG branch since then tho

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16:44 <Librarian> i would recommend fire emblem, they are on my top 10 list

16:44 <Schism> LunaticHell: On the other hand... how many co-conspirators /don't/ commit any crimes while they break you out of prison?  :S

16:45 <LunaticHell> Well there is your answer.

16:45 <Librarian> the last animal crossing is great

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16:45 <Librarian> its a pretty great system

16:45 <Koopz> but what if Big N announces a new handheld coming out next year?

16:46 <LunaticHell> Schism: Also intresting in germany's law: intent is IMPORTANT

16:46 <Librarian> hold on till e3

16:46 <Librarian> if they announce it wait

16:46 <Librarian> if not buy it

16:46 <Koopz> Nintendo hasn't been on e3 since ever

16:46 <LunaticHell> F.e. "taking away" something itself does not constitute a theft.

16:46 <Librarian> some news might come by that time

16:47 <Koopz> they also said that information regarding NX will be released "later this year"

16:47 <Koopz> planned release data is march 2017

16:47 <LunaticHell> You need to take someone else's moveable object with the >intent< of keeping or selling it.

16:48 <Schism> LunaticHell: Sensible enough.  If taking a potential weapon from a person who shows intent to harm themselves, for their own good, then intent is absolutely a requisite.

16:48 <FN_away> My foot fell asleep and as I stepped on it I rolled my uncle

16:48 <Koopz> how does your uncle feel about that?

16:48 <Koopz> is he mad?

16:48 <Schism> It's sounding more and more like Germany's legal system is similar to how I imagine Equestria's.

16:49 <FN_away> I don't know

16:49 <Thelema5> don't you hate that?  Now your foot will be awake all night.

16:49 <LunaticHell> Also: it also applies if you accidentally take some else's cellphone in the believe that it's your own. It's not a crime.

16:49 <Schism> Eew, I hate when my limbs fall asleep.

16:49 <Koopz> Equestria probably also has §103

16:49 <FN_away> Oh yeah, you can get away with "I have found this and kept it safe to give it back"

16:50 <wobniaR> So if take SunsetShimmer's cookie jar, that constitutes as theft?

16:50 <Schism> LunaticHell: Mm.  Possibly, /maybe/ a misdemeanor, but so long as the situation is rectified, no harm, no real foul.

16:50 <FN_away> All you need is "lost and found" papers printed on your printer

16:50 <LunaticHell> FN_away: Only up to a certain point.

16:50 <FN_away> Of course

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16:50 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Does anyone else have a random ridge that pops up around your eye that when you notice what it is your eye constantly waters until it goes away?

16:50 <Schism> wobniaR, well, if you then /eat/ those cookies, then it's hard to argue that you don't intend to keep them.

16:50 <Librarian> if i smack wobniaR with a salmon, does this constitute nerd abuse?

16:50 <FN_away> "I happened to find it in their home, because the security system was broken and the lock was picked"

16:50 <FN_away> Yeah that wouldn't fly

16:51 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Its like colours ifinitely collapsing on themselves

16:51 <FN_away> SkippeZ_ShadoW, you mean floaters?

16:51 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> No, its different

16:51 <LunaticHell> Schism: What about people who sell or buy stolen goods?

16:51 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> When you dont focus on them they kinda turn into a blind spot

16:52 <FN_away> I can consciously see the curvature of my sight

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16:52 <Koopz> ...floaters

16:52 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> But its like moving colours collapsing in a tiny ridge

16:52 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Constantly, a thin line

16:52 <Fn> Also I can notice the lack of colour vision in the peripheral view

16:52 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Plus it happens in both eyes at the same time

16:52 <Fn> It is a very unsettling feeling

16:52 <Schism> In that case, LunaticHell, in the US and Canada I believe there is a measure of reasonable doubt.  If the purchaser did not know that they were stolen, it goes up the chain until it reaches someone who had good reason to /believe/ it was, if at all possible.

16:53 <LunaticHell> Germany adds something intresting.

16:53 <Fn> Like, when I look specifically with the edge of peripheral vision my brain starts to nag me with an urge to look at it with the central vison

16:53 <Fn> Bcause colour is unknown

16:53 <Schism> That's normal, Fn.

16:54 <Koopz> our eyes are all fudged up i see

16:54 <LunaticHell> A thief is not a guilty of fenceing.

16:54 <Schism> I see peripheral vision in greyscale, too.

16:54 <Schism> Oh?

16:54 <Fn> Brain be like "I cannot accept not knowing the colour! Look at it, look at it, LOOK AT IT!"

16:54 <LunaticHell> Because? It would be punishing a man twice for one crime.

16:54 <LunaticHell> The same, at that.

16:54 <Schism> I see what you mean.  The thief already has the monetary value of the item, because ey /have/ that item.

16:54 <Fn> Multiple crimes do happen though in Germany

16:54 <LunaticHell> Exactly.

16:55 <LunaticHell> Only the one who knowingly buys the stolen item is the fence.

16:55 <Fn> But, the caveat of german persecution is that they try to not persecute a person into oblivion

16:55 <Fn> And possibly not jail them either

16:55 <Schism> I fail to see how that's a caveat.

16:55 <Schism> And you mean /prosecution/.

16:55 <Fn> Because they strive to reform them

16:55 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> But ifs a thine line ridge in both eyes in the exact same spot, with almost triangles of colour collapsing infinitely into this ridge, and looking away it almost is like a blind spot

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16:56 <AndChat|650601> Idk what it is

16:56 <Schism> To be completely and sincerely honest, rehabilitation should be the goal of /any/ prison system.

16:56 <AndChat|650601> Its not a floater

16:56 <LunaticHell> It would be a little bit like a murderer also being sentensed for manslaughter by killing one and the same person.

16:57 <Fn> Like, for example: if a person has bulglary, theft and destruction of property which will give a person over 60 years in summary, the judge would opt for "pick one"

16:57 <Koopz> rehabilitate by reincarnate!

16:57 <Schism> LunaticHell: And clones aren't quite /that/ advanced yet.  Nor are androids.

16:57 <LunaticHell> Also: manslaughter has the simplest legal definition in Germany.

16:57 <Fn> They will not persecute on all counts to give person a chance

16:58 <LunaticHell> manslaughter is...every killing that is not a murder.

16:58 <Koopz> lol

16:58 <Koopz> so every accidental killing?

16:58 <Schism> Ah, but there you get into it.  A murder is a killing with /intent/, yes?

16:58 <Fn> Actually there is a "lawful manslaughter"

16:58 <LunaticHell> There is accidental manslaughter, yes.

16:58 <LunaticHell> Schism: actually "murder" is very defined.

16:59 <Fn> That includes self-defence, police shooting after warning and such

16:59 <LunaticHell> And yes, the intent is very much on the highest degree.

16:59 <LunaticHell> Yes, but.

16:59 <Fn> Precisely: murder is killing /with/ intent

17:00 <Fn> The degree is usually: planned, intentional, spontaneous

17:00 <LunaticHell> You still commit a crime, but you had a justification.

17:00 <Fn> Planned being the worst and spontaneous being the least

17:00 <LunaticHell> It's a little different in germany.

17:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Gameleon: GalaCon Panel Announcement [ http://tinyurl.com/z2o2q6l ]

17:01 <Fn> Crime of passion is still a thing in Germany

17:01 <CleverDerpy> the biggest issue of crime isn't what happens anymore, it's how it's dealt with, if a person dies, no one seems to care as much as "i can make money off this guy or have justice served..."

17:01 <Schism> So, by that definition, murder is to kill with the sole and singular purpose of ending another's life, without the intention of preserving another's, in a planned and rational fashion.

17:01 <AndChat|650601> Ah theyre getting larger

17:01 <Fn> If you reacted to your child being attacked and accidentally killed the attacker, it will be a lesser sentence than a planeed or intentional crime

17:01 <LunaticHell> Aaaaand nope.

17:02 <LunaticHell> Schism: Wanna have the definition?

17:02 <Schism> Let's, actually!  I'm genuinely curious.

17:02 <Fn> Me 2

17:02 <Schism> AndChat|650601, that sounds like it might be a seizure, at the start...

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17:02 <Fn> Or a nerve experiencing troubles

17:03 <Schism> Let's hold off for a sec.  SkippeZ_ShadoW, do you feel woozy at all?

17:03 <LunaticHell> "A murderer under this provision is any person who kills a person for pleasure, for sexual gratification, out of greed or otherwise base motives, by stealth or cruelly or by means that pose a danger to the public or in order to facilitate or to cover up another offence."

17:03 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> No

17:03 <Fn> You see the eyes can also get a "glitch" similar to tinnitus in the ear

17:03 <Schism> That's a good sign.  May you please blink a few times as you walk across the room and back?

17:03 <Fn> The cause is a neuron in the optical nerve or visual cortex suddenly dying

17:03 <CleverDerpy> I think people are way too spiteful

17:04 <Schism> No arguments here, CleverDerpy.

17:04 <Librarian> derpy!

17:04 <Librarian> owo

17:04 * Librarian glimpse derpy

17:04 <Librarian> glomps

17:04 <LunaticHell> Schism: "Just" killing a person with the intent of having him dead is not a murder.

17:04 <Fn> If it is a nerve that was at a very important neural path you may see weird things (every person sees something else)

17:04 * CleverDerpy giggles and wiggles

17:04 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Its weird, this is the 3rd or 4th toime

17:05 <Schism> LunaticHell: An interesting definition.

17:05 <CleverDerpy> here's the sad part, rather than discussing how to help the people affected, we wanna hurt or demonize them further

17:05 <CleverDerpy> this is what I mean by spiteful, people prey on victims

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17:05 <LunaticHell> The idea behind it is that a certain level of maleficence has to be present.

17:06 <Fn> AndChat|650601, get in front of a mirror and observe if your smile is even; try lifting both hand to an equal height (not touching) with eyes closed and then observe if they are indeed even (this is a stroke test)

17:06 <LunaticHell> Because this is a crime only punishable by a life sentence, nothing less.

17:06 <Schism> Actually, that's why we're discussing legal definitions, because we're of the same opinion, CleverDerpy.  There are a lot of very badly hurt people out there who probably need to be helped in a better way than incarceration.

17:06 <CleverDerpy> yes, but for justice to be truly blind, it has to be without any bias, which sia lmsot never the case

17:06 <MarsToSirius> That sounds like a great way to make someone paranoid

17:07 <Fn> FYI: majority of strokes are not lethal and heal without any consequences (especially if a person is young)

17:07 <Schism> And LunaticHell: Makes sense.

17:07 <LunaticHell> In that sense, the law wants to make clear as day that this person needs to be away.

17:07 <Fn> I actually agree with the german definition

17:08 <Fn> Killing for pleasure definitely deserves a life sentence

17:08 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Schism: it just stays for a quite long time then goes away

17:08 <Schism> SkippeZ_ShadoW, as Fn said, please follow.  Another option is to try and hum along to a fast song; this is not anywhere near as perfect as the hand test, but it might give you some idea of if your nerves are sluggish.

17:08 <Fn> Killing for profit too

17:08 <LunaticHell> Yup, it's in there.

17:08 <Schism> Fn: "Out of greed", as he said.

17:08 <Fn> These are the cases of psychopathy and sociopathy, which currently stand as "uncurable"; so isolation is the only solution

17:09 <LunaticHell> Oh something else that is intresting.

17:09 <Schism> Also, 'cruelly' in particular warrants notice.

17:09 <LunaticHell> What is the highest punishment in the USA?

17:09 <Fn> Uhm... depends on the state

17:09 <Schism> Do you mean in the USA in general, or... yeah?

17:09 <LunaticHell> In general.

17:10 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Schism, funny you mention that

17:10 <CleverDerpy> the way I see it, you can compare 3 kinds of laws on earth all of which have a place in human culture and justice, the laws of Natural selection, or nature's way of saying "you're not fit to survive". The law of man, or our court's way of dealing with crime as a species, or moral law, the idea that something isn't served as justice until it appeases the true victims

17:10 <Schism> There are currently very few states which warrant the 'death sentence', and the number is dropping every year.  By and large, it's life without parole.

17:10 <LunaticHell> So, he is done away permanently? Now...wann hear the highest punishment in Germany?

17:10 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> I have been trying to hum along to another medium's fast notes

17:10 <Schism> Certainly.

17:11 <Fn> The federal law as far as I am aware has life long encarceration as the highest penalty with a provision for death penalty in special cases (treason of highest order, crimes against humanity, terrorism)

17:11 <LunaticHell> The isolation cell.

17:11 <LunaticHell> You will literally see nobody.

17:11 <Schism> Ah, solitary confinement.

17:11 <LunaticHell> Exactly.

17:11 <Schism> The proverbial oubliette, that.

17:12 <Schism> Perhaps not even a proverbial one.

17:12 <LunaticHell> We had to learn in school what makes this one such a brutal punishment, in psychology class, non the less. :3

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17:12 <CleverDerpy> I think if we think hard about these 3 ideas, we gain a true sense of humanity back: what is right to man, what is right to morality, and simply what is.

17:12 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Finally ita gone

17:12 <Schism> Oh, yes.  Sartre said, 'Hell is other people.'  Sartre was a liar.

17:12 <LunaticHell> The human is a social animal.

17:13 <LunaticHell> Without anyone else, we will go mad.

17:13 <Fn> Unless they are deeply introverted or unsocial

17:13 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Solitary will kill the mind due to lack of colour and interactaction

17:13 <Schism> Leaving someone trapped, alone, in their own mind is a sick and terrifying punishment.

17:13 <CleverDerpy> that's what it is

17:13 <CleverDerpy> torture

17:13 <LunaticHell> It's left for only the most sick and terrifying of criminals, so it fits the bill.

17:13 <Schism> Fn: No, even then.  I'm asocial, I promise you /that/, but even I would go mad without any interaction or any distractions.

17:13 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> All you need is white to drive one mad

17:14 <LunaticHell> (I knew it, Apple is evil!)

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17:14 <CleverDerpy> so is Microsoft by that regard (new white tilted logo, anyone?)

17:14 <CleverDerpy> I might not like apple, but they do have their place

17:15 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> No, yoy don't get what I mean

17:15 <CleverDerpy> i used a 3000 dollar imac at a tech school

17:15 <LunaticHell> I do know.

17:15 <Schism> ... hee.  Hey, LunaticHell.  What do you think that did to /Discord/?  Being left all alone, in his own head, with nopony to speak to him...

17:15 <CleverDerpy> it's not bad, but i wouldn't prefer it, that's just me

17:15 <LunaticHell> He had visitors...occational school visits.

17:15 <Schism> Well, true.  Oh, and hypothetical thought: Discord is in fact Starswirl the Bearded after his last spell failed.

17:16 <LunaticHell> I imagine Celestia visiting him now and then, having a bit of a talk.

17:16 <LunaticHell> Schism: I don't like that idea.

17:16 <CleverDerpy> Schism, if they theory is true, imma die laughing

17:16 <LunaticHell> I like the Starswirl from the comics.

17:16 <Schism> Aww.  :(  But it's such a neat idea... well, okay, okay.

17:16 <CleverDerpy> especially with how he is treated by twilight now

17:16 <LunaticHell> He's like Twilight Sparkle + Pinkie Pie.

17:16 <Schism> We all have our own headcanons.

17:16 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> The shade white is not a colour, and due to the lack of cisual inpup there is chance of insanity

17:16 <Schism> That's the fun of it!

17:16 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> I cant spell

17:17 <CleverDerpy> i can't spell either, join the club

17:17 <Schism> LunaticHell, Twilight + Pinkie.  Does that make him more or less likely to become Discord?

17:17 <LunaticHell> *ponies get set to prison* AJ: Did you have to say that his hat is funny? Twilight: But his hat IS funny.

17:17 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> You had to be there

17:18 <LunaticHell> Schism: If you have read the comics where he makes an appearence, actually less. He DID, on the other hand, accidentally...

17:18 <LunaticHell> ...create the changelings.

17:18 <Schism> I remember that one.  I consider that a kind of... I dunno.  Alternate universe thing...

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17:18 <Schism> But mostly because I like changelings.

17:18 <LunaticHell> I like how they are literally bugs.

17:18 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Nobody gets "you had to be there"

17:19 <Fn> Headcanon about reality = crazy mind

17:19 <Schism> LunaticHell: Now imagine thousands of changelings singing 'Thriller' in unison, and dancing to it.

17:19 <LunaticHell> Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.

17:19 <LunaticHell> Fn: Headcanon about reality = there is a multiverse

17:19 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Man, more hw

17:20 <MarsToSirius> My only problem with that Discord theory is that there's kind of a large gap between "my spell failed" and "buck it every part of the world is my toy"

17:20 <LunaticHell> Also: Starswirl is Merlin.

17:21 <LunaticHell> Or at least modled after him.

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17:21 <Fn> Nuu, I just realised one of my shins is longer than another

17:21 <LunaticHell> [big question of the day: who would be King Arthur?]

17:21 <Fn> By very little, but still

17:22 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> My little toe on the right is longer on the final part that

17:22 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Than the right

17:22 <MarsToSirius> Probably Celestia, still. And that's kind of the setup they have going with Twilight right now - she's the Merlin to the other five girls.

17:22 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Which annots me because they have different shape when the bend

17:22 <Fn> Fun fact: people with perfectly symmetrical skulls (and thus ear canals) have poor sense of balance

17:22 <MarsToSirius> Or, rather, she's King Arthur if Merlin fused with him

17:23 <LunaticHell> Mars: And thus Discord is?

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17:23 <Fn> Because to have good balance the ear canals need to point in different directions...

17:23 <MarsToSirius> I don't know, I'm not familiar enough with Arthurian lore

17:23 <LunaticHell> Morgana ley fey.

17:23 <LunaticHell> le*

17:23 <MarsToSirius> Oh, true

17:24 <Fn> nuu, my auflauf!

17:24 <Fn> The ceese is burned

17:24 <Fn> cheese*

17:24 <LunaticHell> Also (funfact) her name is deeply routed in the "fata morgana"

17:25 <LunaticHell> But unlike in the arthurian myth, Discord and Celestia will NOT have an evil child. Hopefully.

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17:27 <Fn> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d8/fa/9d/d8fa9d648dc2995ae6a658a043de44b8.jpg

17:27 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Wait wair wait, you cant see colour out your peripherals?

17:28 <Fn> SkippeZ_ShadoW, no one can

17:28 <unicodingunicorn> dangit Fn my heart

17:28 <Fn> The mind is that good at making it not noticeable though

17:28 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Well I am jesus

17:29 <Fn> Once you have seen with central vision what colour it is, the brain retains that colour even wheb it is in the periphery

17:29 <Fn> when*

17:29 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Coz I am seeing the green of my sunlit garden through the everslight corner of my eye

17:29 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Yws I know what peripherals arw

17:30 <Fn> But if you would learn to look through your peripheral vision only you'd notice that you can't tell the colour while seeing the shape and light intensity perfectly well

17:31 <Fn> Also you'd notice that the eye lens is non-uniform

17:31 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> What the bump on it?

17:31 <Fn> It has "more zoom" in the central bit than the edges

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17:32 <Fn> The eye is more like a fisheye effect lens with central bit having more zoom than the rest

17:32 <LunaticHell> https://derpibooru.org/1085894 o. o

17:32 <Fn> Kinda like having a lens in the lens

17:32 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Y r ah, I get that

17:33 <Fn> And again, our brains are amazing at "flattening out" this strong optical distortion into one flat picture

17:33 <Fn> Well not flat, we perceive depth

17:33 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Our brains are confusing

17:33 <Fn> ...I guess uniform picture would be the word

17:35 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> I like how also ghey see 3d images

17:35 <Fn> I would like to create a 3rd-person game where you would see the world through the eyes of that character

17:35 <Fn> That is you'd see only what their eyes observe in that 3D world

17:35 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> So a 1st person game

17:35 <Fn> No

17:35 <Fn> Weirder

17:35 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Oh right

17:36 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Curve tv xD

17:36 <LunaticHell> https://derpibooru.org/827494 the vampire queen o. o

17:36 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Cheeky

17:37 <Fn> Like all that the character is not looking at is hidden in the dark (with lack of colour where the periphery is, correct distortion, and the dim outline of objects that a person saw but not looking at)

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17:41 <Fn> http://imgur.com/gallery/2zkT3

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18:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Brony Youtuber Joey O Fighting Cancer - Funding Campaign Begins  [ http://tinyurl.com/z5kqm7y ]

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18:05 <Schism> I was not expecting to spend my day helping my parents with wireless connectivity because my father bought a modem/router.

18:06 <Schism> Especially because they're COMING UP HERE TOMORROW.  Augh!

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18:07 <Schism> In the eventuality that you ever do tech support, guys, never, NEVER let on to your parents that you're doing so.

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18:21 <RomTheBronyGuru112> well, one of my friends just gave me an applejack build a bear plush for free. yay

18:23 <unicodingunicorn> hmmmph

18:24 <MarsToSirius> \o/

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18:24 <wobniaR> Yay

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18:25 <wobniaR> !mail MarsToSirius best pony build a bear plush

18:25 <DerpyBot> Mail delivered! Thank you for using the Derpy Mail Service 6_9

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18:26 <KooK_> Shh

18:26 * SkippeZ_ShadoW whispers "what?"

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18:29 <Fn> http://imgur.com/a/4IZ3o

18:30 <lisasquarepants> hello :)

18:31 * MarsToSirius waves at lisasquarepants.

18:31 * unicodingunicorn squees and glomps lisasquarepants

18:31 * LunaticHell eats ice cream.

18:31 * lisasquarepants tries to wave back but get's squeezed

18:34 <Fn> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEH4Tj-eQa0

18:34 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about TORNADO - SEE BUILDING DESTROYED FROM INSIDE

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18:35 * SkippeZ_ShadoW raspberries

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18:35 <KooK_> https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I0vrow3PWB0

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18:37 * lisasquarepants is boring herself

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18:38 <wobniaR> You have the whole internet at your fingertips to entertain yourself

18:38 <wobniaR> Do a thing!

18:38 <lisasquarepants> what?

18:38 <lisasquarepants> i've already done everything

18:38 <lisasquarepants> (i think :P)

18:38 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Wait for new things

18:38 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Like I do

18:39 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Like mirrors edge 2, early access to poodiepa

18:39 <lisasquarepants> i'm acciually doing that right now

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18:39 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Yeah

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18:45 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> KooK_: what's with the underscore?

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18:47 <Schism> Can I maybe just... stop relatives from abusing their privilege on me?

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18:50 <Not-Renny> KooK, ya bum. How are you?

18:50 <Fn> Oh mai the man that delivered my takeout is lost

18:50 <Fn> Feels weird

18:50 <Not-Renny> What did you do, Fn D:

18:50 <Fn> I mean I just saw the man here, saw him drive away from my windows and... gone

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18:51 <Fn> He didn't return to the job apparently, doesn't reply to the calls and his live tracking doesn't connect either

18:51 <Not-Renny> Wait

18:51 <Not-Renny> Is he lost or playing hooky?

18:52 <Fn> Nu

18:52 <lisasquarepants> hooky?

18:52 * lisasquarepants giggles

18:52 <Fn> He delvered my food and disappeared apparently

18:53 <Fn> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Nc8a9gnDso

18:53 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Keloid - Big Lazy Robot

18:53 <Fn> I so want them to get a contract

18:53 <Fn> I so want to see this movie!

18:56 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> I want to make things

19:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Starlight Glimmer and the Space-Time Suite Now on Amazon [ http://tinyurl.com/z6x94ak ]

19:04 <lisasquarepants> i'm sorry but i gtg

19:04 <lisasquarepants> byeeee :D

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19:07 <Thelema5> Dang these millennials and their thirst for visual content!

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19:07 <Not-Renny> Thelema5

19:07 <Not-Renny> Aaaaaaaa

19:08 <Thelema5> Bbbbbbbbb

19:08 <Not-Renny> Yep, this is how I feel today.

19:08 <Schism> Hhhhhhhhh...

19:09 <wobniaR> Aeiou

19:09 <Not-Renny> This is hard to say, but try to say qqqqqqqq

19:09 <Not-Renny> Ieaou, wobniaR

19:09 <Schism> Sounds more like 'kkkkkkhhhh'.

19:10 * wobniaR checks Schism's privilege

19:11 <KooK> Harble!

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19:12 <Ninii> Herro ^^

19:12 <wobniaR> No

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19:13 <Ninii> So quiet o:

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19:14 <Thelema5> I blame the millennials.

19:14 <Thelema5> XD

19:14 <Ninii> Haha

19:14 <Fn> Aren't you a millenial too Thelema5 ?

19:15 <Thelema5> Nah, I'm a Gen Xer

19:15 * Thelema5 old school rulz

19:15 <Ninii> So what is everyone up to?

19:15 <Fn> I was born in 1985 so technically I am millenial too

19:16 <Fn> My sister is born in 2000

19:16 <Not-Renny> Whoo

19:16 <Fn> Can't get more millenial than that

19:16 <Not-Renny> What is considered milennial, then? I feel this is a new term.

19:17 <Thelema5> I'm working, Ninii.  Which is what lead me to the millennials comment- writing blog articles used to be less time-intensive before we had to start stuffing them with enough visual content to keen the attention of young adults.

19:17 <Fn> Born at the turn of millenium

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19:17 <Thelema5> *keep

19:17 <Fn> I suspect +/- 20 years around 2000

19:17 <Fn> Because 20 is one generation

19:17 <Ninii> Dayum o -o

19:18 <Fn> So basically everyone born between 1980 and 2020

19:18 <Fall> No, millennials are people who mostly grew up in the new millennium

19:19 <Fn> Some set it at +/-15 mark

19:19 <Fn> That would make it 1985-2015

19:20 <Fall> No, that's still too broad. There's no such thing as a 30-year-old millennial

19:20 <Thelema5> I would say mid-nineties forward.

19:21 <Coco_Nut> I don't think you can call someone born in 2010 millennial.

19:22 <Fall> True, but we don't have a name for them yet because they haven't established much of an identity yet

19:22 <Thelema5> Well they aren't adults yet, are they?

19:22 <Coco_Nut> I don't think anyone was arguing that point.

19:23 <Thelema5> Generation labels are used as a marketing convienience- so they don't really apply until the demographic becomes primary consumers.

19:24 <Fall> Yeah. Where's all my Generation X marketing gone!? Ungrateful capitalist pigs....

19:24 <Thelema5> Heh

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19:25 <Not-Renny> Silly

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19:26 <wobniaR> Ugh marketing

19:27 <Coco_Nut> Have you ever noticed that Silly backwards is Yllis?

19:28 <Librarian> im generation m

19:28 * Not-Renny is a pony

19:28 <Librarian> most of you are generation p

19:29 <Coco_Nut> I have no clue if you're being serious or not and I don't have the internet to confirm.

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19:29 * Fall builds a Trump Wall around Librarian

19:29 * Librarian has dynamite

19:29 <Thelema5> Nuuuu

19:30 <Librarian> im excited for my new job chance owo

19:30 * Not-Renny noms Librarian's dynamite

19:30 <Not-Renny> Spicy.

19:30 <Librarian> i really need employement

19:32 <wobniaR> Do you have a bachelor of computer science or similar and knowledge of information technology & security?

19:32 <Librarian> nope

19:33 <wobniaR> I got nothing

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19:34 <Librarian> i has to study stuff, lotsa information

19:35 <Librarian> in a certified insurance agent as well, i could always do that

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19:35 <wobniaR> I'm a fropessional

19:36 <Librarian> you are a professional frop?

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19:37 <wobniaR> Sure

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19:44 <wobniaR> Is there such a thing as a professional defenestrator?

19:44 <Not-Renny> Probably

19:44 <Not-Renny> It is within the job description of a lot of renovation peoples

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19:45 <Thelema5> Librarian, one of the best things you can do to prepare for /any/ position is to learn proficiency with common tools.  Everything from how to operate basic office equipment, to learning basic keyboard shortcuts, to understanding common software suites... as well as tools specific to your desired indusrties.  The more complete your general workplace skills are, the more easily you'll find suitable employment.

19:46 <wobniaR> I know how to save in Microsoft word

19:46 <wobniaR> I am the proficientist

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19:47 <Librarian> im proficient in english, which is what they want

19:48 <Thelema5> Also learn simple things like how to send international mail, basic phone & email protocol, etc.  These are skills which will help you almost no matter where you wind up and which make you a desirable candidate.  You'd be surprised how many people apply for work with me who don't know how to attach files to emails, edit PDFs, etc.  It really hurts their productivity.

19:48 <wobniaR> Alright then,

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19:48 <wobniaR> Send international mail?

19:48 <Librarian> good advice

19:48 <wobniaR> I barely know how to use a stamp

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19:48 * Librarian internationally defenestrates wobniar

19:48 <wobniaR> Pls

19:49 <wobniaR> You can't do that I'm unmune

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19:51 <KooK_> Shh

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19:52 <KooK> Sup

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19:53 <KooK> I'm going to speak to a man about a griffin later on today

19:53 <Librarian> u having a giggle m8?

19:55 <KooK> https://www.google.com/search?q=Saab+logo&client=safari&hl=en&biw=1024&bih=704&prmd=isnv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjy39vGy5bNAhVK6IMKHWYOCWEQ_AUIBigB#imgrc=dy4MlYvRqXFYGM%3A

19:55 <KooK> Sorry for the huge link

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19:58 <Bubs> could've put that in derpy.me ;)

19:59 <Thelema5> Ah ha ha

19:59 <Thelema5> Buying the Saab now?

19:59 <KooK> I'm back to looking at Saabs again

20:00 <KooK> I've found a 2008 I'm interested in, another wagon

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20:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Discussion: Which Pony Do You Want to See Return in The Autumn Half of Season 6?  [ http://tinyurl.com/zohsp7c ]

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20:02 <wobniaR> The best pony

20:02 <SunsetShimmer> Sunset! :3

20:02 * SunsetShimmer just snickers

20:03 <Tirek> Quick Draw McGraw is best pony.

20:03 <wobniaR> I like sunset but she's no longer a pony

20:03 <Tirek> So, I want to see Quick Draw McGraw in MLP.

20:03 <wobniaR> She has been assimilated into human society

20:03 <wobniaR> And she's building mobile applications and stuff

20:04 <Renny> Hoomans o3o

20:04 <wobniaR> We'd be better off getting flash sentry

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20:07 <martyrboy> I hope the Flim Flam Bros return

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20:07 <wobniaR> They did last season

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20:07 <wobniaR> And we got Trixie again this season

20:07 <LunaticHell> I just read the sillest thing.

20:08 <Not-Renny> You are the silliest thing.

20:08 <martyrboy> I hope we get an episode that gives a clue about the backstory and motivation of the Flim Flam Bros

20:08 <LunaticHell> You know the thing called "insomnia"?

20:08 <wobniaR> They're con artists

20:08 <wobniaR> Not much more to them

20:08 <LunaticHell> If you got insomnia you should go to prison for *groan*

20:09 <LunaticHell> ...resisting a rest.

20:09 <martyrboy> "Nobody likes puns, Mayor"

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20:10 <Thelema5> Wouldn't they be considered shysters more than con artists?

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20:10 <Thelema5> They're using unscrupulous business practices, not directly ripping people off.

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20:11 <zompi> Ok... let's see if I can chat in two places while torrenting and downloading patches

20:11 <wobniaR> Shyster is used more for lawyers

20:11 <zompi> Hello! :D

20:11 <wobniaR> Especially ones that try to get easy cases to settle and make quick $$$

20:13 <wobniaR> Someonr bumped into you with their car cause you crossed in front of them while they were parking? Fake injury and call a shyster and sue that guy for everything he's worth

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20:14 * Thelema5 sues wobniaR for 2 bits

20:14 * wobniaR only carries small billa

20:14 <wobniaR> Bills*

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20:18 <DARK> hello

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20:23 <Librarian> im bored

20:24 <zompi> hi bored, I'm zompi

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20:29 * Librarian noms zompi a bunch

20:29 <zompi> nooo! the noms are to... nommy?

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20:33 * Thelema5 grants Librarian a new hobby

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20:39 <Thelema5> I want a cookie.

20:39 <Fall> There will be no further cookies.

20:40 * Thelema5 cry

20:40 <zompi> Even no those stone hard cookies from the previous year I was keeping behind my couch?

20:40 <zompi> So sad...

20:40 <nil> Cookies have been banned in NY

20:40 <zompi> <munch>

20:40 <zompi> neiiiii!

20:41 <Fall> All food is banned due to choking hazard.

20:41 <nil> Correct

20:41 <zompi> I will be in NY in September

20:41 <zompi> and I wanna taste of murrica burger!

20:42 <Thelema5> Now how are websites going to remember stateful information, my browsing activity, and other arbitrary pieces of information I previously entered into form fields?

20:43 <Thelema5> zompi, where in New York?

20:43 <wobniaR> Through the magic of the interwebs

20:43 <zompi> Remember, Google is a little Skynet

20:43 <zompi> Not sure yet... gonna stay in NY for 3-4 days and then go to the West Coast

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20:44 <nil> Driving? :D

20:44 <zompi> no hotels/hostels boked yet

20:44 <wobniaR> One of cookies most important uses is in session management

20:44 <nil> Are there hostels in the states?

20:44 <zompi> Nooo... NY to Las Vegas by plane, then driving to the as many cities and national parks by car we can

20:44 <nil> Boo

20:44 <zompi> Well... we found many hostels in NY

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20:45 <nil> You're missing the rocky mountain drive

20:45 <Thelema5> Awesome!  Well if you happen to randomly find yourself 95 miles northeast of the city wandering around a mountain wilderness I can get you a great rate at a giant crumbling resort hotel!

20:46 <zompi> Hmm... I think I'll get a contact to you on priv and write to You when we get more detailed plans of the trip ;)

20:46 <Thelema5> Cool beans

20:48 <Thelema5> September is prime apple bucking season around here.

20:48 <Thelema5> :P

20:48 <zompi> At this point we have visa, plane tickets and no idea where will we (me and 2 colleagues) be

20:48 <zompi> 3 months to figure it out ;)

20:49 <Thelema5> Good luck!

20:49 <Thelema5> Sounds like a grand adventure.

20:49 <zompi> I was nowhere year ago, so now time for an epic vacations!

20:51 <zompi> And now I know that You Thelema5 are in US, so now feel the fear of me coming there xD

20:54 <Thelema5> I'm in the hospitality and tourism industry, you'd be welcomed.  Because of my job I know some pretty great stuff to explore in upstate New York if you're looking for a diversion from the city.

20:55 <Thelema5> Of course, the area I'm familiar with is mostly mountains, small farms, and apple orchards.  But we have lots of scenic beauty and great nature preserves if you like the outdoors.

20:55 <Thelema5> :P

20:56 <zompi> Well, I know there is no bucking way to visit everything in just one month

20:56 <zompi> So, we'll stick to the most known places - like, you know, must sees ;)

20:56 <Thelema5> :P

20:57 <Thelema5> I get that a lot.  XD

20:57 <zompi> But where will be end.. who knows?

20:58 <zompi> *will we end

20:58 <Thelema5> Hopefully not in Hoboken, New Jersey.

20:59 <wobniaR> ^

20:59 <wobniaR> Or new jersey at all

20:59 <zompi> NY, LA, LasVegas, SanFrancisco in plans ;)

21:00 <wobniaR> Sounds like you're gonna spend all the monies

21:00 <Thelema5> Hoboken is like, a quarter mile from Manhattan.  Just across the river.

21:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Comic: Flower Power / Nailed It / New Wonderbolt 5:8 / Chaos Future 17 / Star Mares 2.2.3 / Neighborhood 13 / Magical Loyalty 26 [ http://tinyurl.com/j43v5t8 ]

21:01 <Librarian> imma make an investigation book

21:01 <zompi> Avoid it... as I understand, yes?

21:01 <Librarian> im bored of fantasy

21:01 <Thelema5> I do.

21:01 <wobniaR> Write some ace attorney fanfiction

21:02 <wobniaR> Then you can test it on SunsetShimmer

21:02 <SunsetShimmer> x3

21:02 <wobniaR> Hint: use lots of objections and hold it

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21:05 <Librarian> nuuu

21:05 <zompi> objection!

21:05 <Librarian> imma make a miku book

21:05 <Librarian> about the phenomenon

21:05 <Librarian> then a pony book

21:05 <Librarian> imma be famous XD

21:07 <Thelema5> Do it

21:08 <zompi> the pony book or the book of ponies?

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21:16 <Librarian> i just contacte the guys who made miku asking them for permission for the book

21:16 <Librarian> it pays to be nice

21:20 <Thelema5> They'll probably send you 50 pages of contracts in legalese

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21:23 <Librarian> its worth a shot

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21:25 <Guest_84757> Allah is doing

21:25 <Thelema5> It's always worth a shot.

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21:26 * Librarian swings to the groove

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21:33 <nil> Thelema5 - I need some room service

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21:35 <Schism> Thrice-accursed thirst.  Heading down to the corner store for to acquire some sodas.

21:35 <Schism> Yes I know this is a counterproductive activity.

21:35 <nil> Schism: this seems like a counterproductive activity

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21:41 <Thelema5> Call a delivery service

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21:42 <nil> How do I dial your kitchen?

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21:43 <Thelema5> I have no chef at the moment.  He walked out

21:43 <nil> Why did he walk out?

21:43 <Fall> Because no motorbikes allowed indoors

21:43 <Thelema5> Heh

21:44 <nil> Ohhhhhhhh you!

21:44 <Thelema5> ta-bum-tish

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21:44 <Thelema5> I would guess his 3 hour daily commute played a role.

21:45 <nil> At least it doesn't snow in NY

21:45 <Electron> http://luminaura.deviantart.com/art/Good-Morning-Fluttershy-613347331

21:45 * Thelema5 flailyhooves

21:47 <wobniaR> Haha yes it does

21:47 <wobniaR> Especially upstate

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21:48 <nil> It does not

21:48 <nil> It never gets below 40 degrees in NY

21:49 <nil> If you squish a German Shepherds face forward, it looks like an Akita

21:50 <wobniaR> Yeah i don't know what fantasy land of NY you live in

21:50 <Librarian> so if squish my akita , it becomes german shepard

21:50 <Thelema5> If you pull a cat's face forward, it looks like a fox

21:50 <Librarian> what does the fox say?

21:52 <Librarian> nothing, foxes don't talk

21:52 <nil> I don't live in NY, I've only visited

21:52 <Thelema5> Ask siri

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21:52 <nil> Hold on

21:53 <nil> I asked 'Siri, does it snow in New York?'  Siri said "No snow in New York, as far as I can tell." And told me it is 75 degrees there.

21:54 <Thelema5> No, I mean ask siri what does the fox say

21:54 <nil> Hold on

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21:54 <nil> "Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow"

21:54 <Thelema5> XD

21:55 <Librarian> wise words

21:55 * Librarian puts them in stone

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22:00 <Electron> http://ig-64.deviantart.com/art/U-OK-shirt-design-294471415

22:00 * Electron glances at DerpyBot

22:01 <Thelema5> Nice derpyshirt

22:02 <nil> Get one before they get sued

22:04 <Librarian> i have that i,age on the roof

22:04 <Librarian> image

22:04 <Librarian> looks funny

22:07 <Librarian> im really tired

22:07 <Librarian> i forgot to take my counter sleep pill

22:07 * Schism looks tired.

22:07 <Schism> 6 minutes until last load laundry is done.  Just took walk.  Bleh.

22:07 * Librarian falls asleep on schism

22:07 * Schism falls asleep under Librarian.

22:08 * Schism is not comfortable changeling. Has back like chitin. Has cutting edge.

22:09 <Thelema5> I read that as "Has back like chitlins".

22:09 * Thelema5 shivvers

22:09 <Librarian> at this point i could sleep on fire

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22:12 <Schism> Thelema5: Never eaten those.  I also never /want/ to.  Uergh.

22:12 <nil> Alright, I had to order a thread file

22:13 <Schism> Okay, grabbing laundry basket and snagging... :<

22:15 <nil> I haven't had a hush puppy in some time.

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22:17 <LunaticHell> I never had a puppy, are they any good with ketchup?

22:18 <Schism> And melted cheddar!

22:18 * Thelema5 goes home

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22:19 <Lumindia> oh my god

22:19 <Lumindia> I found the best thing ever

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22:37 <nil> http://vid.carbuzz.com/go-inside-a-drag-car-the-minute-the-clutch-decides-to-explode/?utm_source=3

22:37 <nil> That is literally one of my worst fears driving a high powered car.

22:37 <nil> That's about 50lbs of parts spinning at 9000+ rpm entering the cabin of your car, I really do hope he made it out without missing limbs.

22:38 <martyrboy> Yikes

22:39 <nil> I've got a scatter shield which helps prevent it from blowing through the transmission like that, but it's never 100%

22:39 <Electron> Why do you post this?  ._.

22:39 <nil> Because it's a crazy explosion!

22:39 * Electron has a vivid imagination and imagines things now

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22:41 <nil> Corvette guy here was doing a burnout in his own driveway when the same thing happened to him and the parts that blew out went through his dash and out his windshield, he wasn't hurt somehow.

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22:43 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Drawfriend Stuff #1918 [ http://tinyurl.com/hsessuz ]

22:45 <nil> https://www.google.com/search?q=McLeod+twin+disc&client=safari&channel=ipad_bm&biw=1024&bih=704&prmd=sniv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwii3-_t8JbNAhVKUVIKHdZzBIkQ_AUICCgD#imgrc=Ae9vOKnzSbCPlM%3A

22:45 <nil> Sorry for the long link there, that's what exits the transmission, the large gear around it is for your starter.

22:46 <Schism> Better link: http://cdn.stangtv.com/image/2013/01/MG2_6305.jpg

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22:59 <Fn> http://imgur.com/gallery/UHFjdpi

23:00 <Schism> Oh wow, that's 90, maybe even 110 kinds of bad.

23:00 <Librarian> im really bored

23:00 <Librarian> between classes and waiting for permission i have nothing to do at the moment

23:01 <LunaticHell> Schism: m' server

23:02 <Librarian> whats the red thingie?

23:02 <Schism> Looks like just a vinyl slab.

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23:03 <LunaticHell> Oh Scratchy, you should lay off the potato chips

23:03 <LunaticHell> Oh wait, wrong vinyl.

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23:04 <Schism> Those poor, poor servers, though... ;-;

23:05 *** SunsetShimmer is now known as VinylScratch

23:05 <VinylScratch> I felt my ears burnin'! ;3

23:05 <Schism> I'm sure you did.  Don't look at Fn's latest link, it'll only depress you badly.

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23:06 <VinylScratch> I joined right before lunatic went 'Schism: m' server' - can't see anything prior

23:06 <Schism> Because I'm evil and I feel like depressing other people, here ya go.  http://imgur.com/gallery/UHFjdpi

23:07 <VinylScratch> o.o wut?

23:07 <Schism> The floor panels got shifted out of place and somehow led to... that.

23:07 <LunaticHell> Oh hey Vinyl. ^^

23:07 <VinylScratch> Heeyo LunaticHell

23:08 <LunaticHell> He was like "Looks like just a vinyl slab." and I was like "Oh scratchy, you really need to lay off the potato chips...wait, wrong vinyl."

23:08 <VinylScratch> :P

23:09 <Schism> Wrong /type/ of Vinyl, anyway.  You scratch that slab, it just won't resist bacteria as efficiently when you use it as a chopping board.

23:09 <Schism> In case you're wondering why LH is around right now, it's because, like I TOLD HIM SPECIFICALLY, the hospital was just running tests and scheduling the actual surgery today.  >.>

23:09 * Electron has fun

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23:09 <VinylScratch> Schism: Actually I'd kinda not caught why he was in hospital at all

23:09 <LunaticHell> So you chop vinyls?

23:10 <Schism> Kidneys, stones, et cetera.

23:10 <LunaticHell> Yeah removel is due in two days.

23:10 <VinylScratch> Aaaah 'kay

23:10 <CleverDerpy> you know you're bored when you count the number of times in a music video the swedish chef from the muppets borks in the whole thing

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23:10 * Schism boops LunaticHell with a small slice of toast, topped with cream cheese, chopped and fried zucchini, and caramelized onions.

23:11 <LunaticHell> These stones make me really feel like...

23:11 <LunaticHell> ...rock bottom.

23:11 <Schism> I suppose that if you don't want this then I can always give it to CleverDerpy.

23:11 <CleverDerpy> yay~

23:12 * Schism instead boops CleverDerpy with a zucchini and carrot bread muffin, with cream cheese icing.

23:12 <LunaticHell> CleverDerpy: Did you watch the swedish chef in a cookoff against Gordon Remsey?

23:12 * CleverDerpy noms it all cutely and enjoys it a lot

23:12 <CleverDerpy> yes

23:12 <CleverDerpy> it was funny

23:12 <LunaticHell> Oh yes, he even didn't curse...much.

23:15 <CleverDerpy> the swedish chef is also the one who uses all the crazy qweapons

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23:16 <LunaticHell> Obviously.

23:16 <Schism> Well, that was cute.  I wanna see the Swedish Chef vs. Alton Brown.

23:16 <CleverDerpy> in the first few episodes, he used a shotgun, eventually used a bazooka

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23:17 <CleverDerpy> if he doesn't become a five star chef, there's always military chef calls

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23:20 <LunaticHell> CleverDerpy: fem stjärna?

23:20 <CleverDerpy> what?

23:20 <LunaticHell> It's five star, in swedish

23:21 <CleverDerpy> oh, oki~

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23:28 <CleverDerpy> what does bork bork bork mean then?

23:28 <LunaticHell> I dunno, I don't speak swedish.

23:29 <Schism> And zen ve bork bork bork ze skillet at ZE MAX TEMPERATURE and ve vatch it bake!  Hrmmmm.  Not vast enuff.

23:30 * Schism brings out the rocket launcher.

23:30 <Schism> (In case you haven't noticed, it's not even close to any accent ever recorded in modern history.)

23:31 <LunaticHell> k

23:31 <LunaticHell> Sorry, my insides are buzy hating me with a passion, they really hate...

23:32 <LunaticHell> ...my guts.

23:32 <Schism> Eugh...

23:32 * Schism offers LunaticHell some chamomile tea?

23:32 <LunaticHell> Thanks.

23:34 <RomTheBronyGuru112> i cant believe my friend gave me a build a bear applejack plushie for free

23:36 <CleverDerpy> that's interesting

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23:52 <LunaticHell> build a bear?

23:52 <LunaticHell> Is it...bearable?

23:52 <LunaticHell> [I'd rather have a "fill the beer"] also brb

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