Log archive of EquestriaDaily for Saturday, 2016-06-25

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00:02 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Random Merch: Pony Headphones Hat, Beach Towels,  Silverware, And More [ http://tinyurl.com/h2ptqtj ]

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00:05 <Schism> "Pinkie, give her a harrumph." "Harrumph!" "Good mare."

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00:10 <wobniaR> Pony silverware is a thing?

00:11 <MisterRogers> Err why not.

00:11 <Sour_Sweet> Looks crappy though. Rarity would not approve.

00:13 <Sour_Sweet> They could at least go with Pink pone and twirl the handle or something. Book horse is the last thing I want on my silverware 6_9

00:14 <Sour_Sweet> I can already hear the spoon screaming: "Icecream is unhealthy. You'll regret that. Read a book instead."

00:14 <SunsetShimmer> Awww, but bookhorse is cutehorse!

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00:19 <wobniaR> She is cute

00:20 <Sour_Sweet> The metal boxes look nice, so does the towel.

00:21 <SunsetShimmer> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWgG8z6KiSo - you know who else is cute? This girl!

00:21 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

00:21 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Happy Pink Raven

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00:24 <wobniaR> https://twitter.com/dennyvixen/status/746482053324103681?s=09 two of your favorite things SunsetShimmer

00:24 <SunsetShimmer> I LITERALLY just saved that to HD

00:24 <SunsetShimmer> just before you mentioned it

00:24 <wobniaR> You're fast

00:25 * SunsetShimmer winks

00:25 <SunsetShimmer> I'm just where I need to be. ;3

00:25 <wobniaR> Aka where your waifus are

00:25 <Nicktendonick> Speaking of Waifus... http://boards.4chan.org/vp/thread/26854650/

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00:27 <Nicktendonick> Cepheid- http://boards.4chan.org/vp/thread/26854650/

00:28 <fyrepony> hahaah, "miss i will lick the Bucker*****   now hand me the keys"

00:28 <Cepheid> I have no idea why you are linking that to me.

00:30 <SunsetShimmer> Yeah, what? XD

00:31 <SunsetShimmer> he wasn't here for the conversation, the context is utterly lost on him

00:31 <Cepheid> Plus it's 4chan, I should not have clicked it in the first place.

00:32 *** SunsetShimmer changes topic to 'Welcome to #EquestriaDaily! This channel is rated All Ages. | Guide and rules: http://derpy.me/EqDRules | Pony.exe has encountered a fatal error - [File E06x13 not found!]'

00:32 <Nicktendonick> I don't know either. It's a thread filled with cringe-worthy poke-cosplay.

00:33 <Nicktendonick> Why do that, you may ask? Well... I'd like to know your answer, cause I got none.

00:33 <Nicktendonick> (prob this - http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ItAmusedMe )

00:33 <SunsetShimmer> Anyway, hello ceph

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00:36 <Nicktendonick> Oh geeze, speaking of, cringe, 4C, and watching train wrecks I ought to check out /POL/ and see their reactions to Brexit. (If there's anything noteworthy or actually pretty funny I'll let yall know. doubt I will, but who knows.)

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00:38 <Nicktendonick> (Or at least the funny reaction gifs... which really amuse me too.)

00:39 <Cepheid> Any location that has political discourse going on right now is likely in a firestorm.

00:40 <SunsetShimmer> All world politics is literally a fireball

00:40 <SunsetShimmer> it's a mess, lol

00:42 <Nicktendonick> (Some of these are funny, others are... just plain mean)

00:43 * Cepheid sits on ADragonDreaming.

00:45 <wobniaR> Most people can't talk about things that make them emotional in a civil manner

00:45 <Divide|Tech> Oh yay...

00:46 <Divide|Tech> We get to start supporting wireless devices even more.

00:46 <Nicktendonick> http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1466808511143.jpg - One Punch Lawl    http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1466806154022.jpg - Narutrump

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01:02 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: GIANT Drawfriend Stuff #1935 [ http://tinyurl.com/zsu7a4z ]

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01:15 <Cepheid> Lagombi, you annoying little-

01:15 <Cepheid> I laid a trap down.  Lagombi stands at the entrance to the area doing his "I'm weak" animation a few times.  Finally inches closer.  And closer.  Then does a "I'm gonna stomp you with my butt" attack away from the trap.

01:16 <Cepheid> Then does the "I'm weak" animation again...  Then runs off to the next area, right past the trap without setting it off.

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01:18 <Nicktendonick> http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1466811117202.jpg The Lawling Snakes    http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1466806882161.jpg - a very british apocalypse    http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1466811025239.gif - Political, socalism, but this one made me laugh   And I've given up.

01:18 <Nicktendonick> Cepheid, which game are you playing? 4U or Gen?

01:19 <SunsetShimmer> Gen isn't out

01:19 <Nicktendonick> Oh yea, Lambi's not in the demo. My bad

01:19 <Nicktendonick> And I F***ing hate that.

01:19 * SunsetShimmer baps Nicktendonick

01:19 <Nicktendonick> I HATE THAT. "I'm trying not to kill you! Jump into the trap damn it!"

01:19 <SunsetShimmer> If you have to star it, just use a different word

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01:20 <Nicktendonick> Oh, **y* that

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01:20 <Cepheid> 4U.

01:21 <Cepheid> I'm craving something sweet..

01:21 <Nicktendonick> (I'm at the lazy silly part of my day. I want to throw in random letters in the bleeps for lawl's sake)

01:21 <Nicktendonick> Try some fruit.

01:21 <Nicktendonick> You'll really like it.

01:22 <Lumidna> heh

01:22 <Lumidna> reminds me of "Mark's Unnecessary Censorship"

01:22 <Lumidna> where he does EXACTLY that

01:22 <Lumidna> just censors random stuff from previous videos to make it sound dirty

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01:24 <MidnightSonata> Hi hi ponies

01:26 <SunsetShimmer> 'sup, Midzy

01:27 <MidnightSonata> ow pain. pain pain pain

01:33 * Cepheid puts Imgur in random mode. Two posts in, random mode decides it wants to be most popular while it's enabled.

01:35 <fyrepony> last week, canadas airhorn system went off for the first time since the cold war, to announce that donald trump had won the elections.

01:35 <Cepheid> I can believe such a prank.

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01:38 * Cepheid goes to hunt Red Khezu and Lagombi again.

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01:40 <Cepheid> ... And I abandon because I forgot to load up on ammo.  Again.

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01:52 <fyrepony> http://atryl.deviantart.com/art/Dash-Knight-417988424

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01:58 <DerpyFIM4> Hey!

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01:59 <Cepheid> Another Khezu/Lagombi pair down, huzzah.  Takes 99 Normal 3 shots + 60 Normal 2 shots to take the Lagombi down far enough for capture.  A full 60 water rounds for the Khezu.

02:00 <DerpyFIM4> ????????/

02:00 <DerpyFIM4> no slash

02:00 <DerpyFIM4> just question marks

02:00 <Cepheid> Playing Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate.

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02:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Artisan Pony Crafts Compilation #78 [ http://tinyurl.com/zxfduzl ]

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02:08 <Divide|Tech> FfffffFFFFfffFFFFF

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02:08 <Schism> ... wow, that was effective.

02:08 <Schism> Phone rings.  "If you are a scammer, go RIGHT AWAY." *click*

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02:11 <Schism> I don't even know how that worked.  Maybe I used the Voice.

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02:14 <Schism> SunsetShimmer: Evidently I have the Bene Gesserit Voice.

02:15 <SunsetShimmer> x3

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02:15 <maxthedog555> hello

02:15 <Schism> I've heard this a few times, actually... I'm starting to feel a bit concerned.

02:15 <unicodingunicorn> heya

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02:20 <DerpyFIM4> Now why is derpybot an admin?

02:21 <DerpyFIM4> I keep asking that and it is never answered.

02:21 <SunsetShimmer> Because she grants permissions and is used for autobans

02:21 <DerpyFIM4> Which permissions does she grant?

02:21 <SunsetShimmer> it's really just nothing to make a fuss over. :P

02:21 <SunsetShimmer> I don't see the big deal with this

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02:22 <SunsetShimmer> she's a bot who has access to permissions for banning as part of how things work for filing and such...

02:22 <DerpyFIM4> Because I like computers an dtechnical stuff.

02:22 <DerpyFIM4> But which permissions does she grant?

02:23 <SunsetShimmer> powers to registered Ops usually

02:23 <DerpyFIM4> But Chanserv does that.

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02:23 <SunsetShimmer> but more or less she's a multi-tool - and really, there's no need for anyone to know the intricate details

02:24 <DerpyFIM4> Is that implying it's a secret or nobody bothers.

02:24 <SunsetShimmer> Nobody needs to know, s'just sorta how the channel works

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02:25 <SunsetShimmer> pretty sure anyone else with an @ or an ~ would be saying the same thing I am too.

02:25 <DerpyFIM4> I don't see any symbols.

02:25 * SunsetShimmer shrugs

02:26 <SunsetShimmer> they're there for most folks so whatev's

02:26 <DerpyFIM4> DerpyBoy is yellow, you and some others are green, NightBlitz and poseyshy are blue.

02:27 <DerpyFIM4> https://s31.postimg.org/dbcpkciaj/image.png <---- That's what my interface looks like.

02:27 <Cepheid> You use hexchat, so yeah it's not gonna be symbols.

02:27 <Cepheid> It's coloured dots.

02:28 <DerpyFIM4> Which colours are which symbols?

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02:28 <DerpyFIM4> From my memory, yellow is & and green is @ and purple is ~ but what's blue?

02:28 <SunsetShimmer> %

02:29 <DerpyFIM4> Thanks

02:29 <Cepheid> Lime green for channel operator, green for channel operator, blue for half-op, I believe.

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02:29 <Mike_Coltfield> Poni?

02:29 <DerpyFIM4> SunsetShimmer I thought you were half-op.

02:29 <DerpyFIM4> Not full op.

02:29 <DerpyFIM4> Confrats on promotion!

02:29 <SunsetShimmer> I've been full op this whole time

02:30 <DerpyFIM4> You said you where half-op!

02:30 <Cepheid> I feel like we've had this conversation before.

02:30 <DerpyFIM4> We have.

02:30 <SunsetShimmer> I haven't been % since 2012 or so

02:30 <SunsetShimmer> so yeah.

02:31 <DerpyFIM4> Eh, okay.

02:32 <DerpyFIM4> Thanks for the info, Dark.

02:32 <DARK> =p

02:32 <DerpyFIM4> Not you, the other dark.

02:32 <SunsetShimmer> lol

02:32 <DARK> x)

02:32 <SunsetShimmer> just call me sunset. :p

02:32 <DerpyFIM4> DARK - I call sunset shimmer "dark

02:32 <SunsetShimmer> Saves confusion and wrongful pings

02:32 <DARK> okay

02:32 <DerpyFIM4> Okay fine.

02:32 <DerpyFIM4> I will call you sunset since this is the second time.

02:32 <DerpyFIM4> But I might forget.

02:33 <SunsetShimmer> ...my name is right there.

02:33 <SunsetShimmer> I mean come on

02:33 <DerpyFIM4> No, I might forget to not call you that, not forget your real name.

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02:39 <DerpyFIM4> Internet problems?

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02:42 <root> test

02:42 <root> uh oh

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02:45 <SunsetShimmer> My service is a tad...craptacular the last couple of days

02:45 <SunsetShimmer> not sure whats going on, but it seems to be a thing going on elsewhere so...eh

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02:47 * Cepheid boops SunsetShimmer. "No cursing." :P

02:48 <SunsetShimmer> Craps fine, ya derp! :P

02:48 * Cepheid boooooops!

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03:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Nightly Discussion #754 [ http://tinyurl.com/zpj5p7g ]

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03:02 <wobniaR> Poop

03:02 <wobniaR> Peeved

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03:05 <KooK> Wat

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03:06 <KooK> http://i.imgur.com/N0HNA2g.jpg

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03:20 <Sombra> wobniaR

03:26 <wobniaR> Hu

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03:32 <Sombra> I think I got autism

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03:56 <Thelema5> Hello, everypony.

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04:16 <MidnightSonata> hi Thelema5 (totally late on that but ah well)

04:19 <Thelema5> It's okay, I'm reading a perfect account of a dream job: https://sites.google.com/site/forgottenemployee/

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04:19 <Thelema5> A corporate stooge whose responsibilies were moved to another department who wasn't terminated.

04:20 <Thelema5> His job description and managerial supervision was literally non-existant.

04:26 <wobniaR> So he gets paid to come in and manage nothing

04:28 <Thelema5> Yup.

04:28 <Thelema5> Sometimes he just doesn't even show up.  The checks still coming.

04:28 <wobniaR> Sweet gig

04:29 <wobniaR> Someone's signing off his paycheck tho they gotta notice eventually

04:29 <Thelema5> And he gets a 5% raise every year based on self-evaluation reviews.

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04:30 <wobniaR> Yeah that's gotta be a joke then

04:30 <Thelema5> Nah, it's all done electronically.  There is one section of his story where an HR auditor tried to arrange a meeting with him, but he ducked out at the last minute.

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04:31 <wobniaR> Yeah i can see a stupid internal audit department letting this slip

04:31 <Thelema5> Could be, but it's been floating around since 2002.  It's plausable considering he swtiched departments 11 times in 3 years.

04:32 <Thelema5> Apparently, someone coded his department as 0000, thinking that was "none", but it was actually the "building and safety" department, which had been absorbed a few years earlier by another division.

04:33 <wobniaR> Whoever believed that is a silly filly

04:33 <Thelema5> :P

04:34 <wobniaR> Also new ace attorney episode when?

04:34 <wobniaR> I need something to watch on Saturday

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04:35 <SunsetShimmer> Ace attorney in about 10 hours

04:35 <wobniaR> So one sleep away

04:36 <wobniaR> Alrighty then

04:36 <Thelema5> I had a job sorta like that in 1999... I worked in a data library as a subcontractor of a subcontractor of a subcontractor for IBM in one of their manufacturing plants.  It was an overnight position, and my only responsiblity was to locate and mount magnetic data storage tapes in the event of a disaster recovery.

04:36 <wobniaR> So a temp job at a DR site, nice

04:37 <Thelema5> I had no supervisor, arrived to an empty climate controlled room everynight, and read... occasionally looking at my screen for any alerts.  I was there for more than 2 years, never mounted a single tape.

04:38 <Thelema5> I did occasionally organize stuff on the shelves out of boredom, though.

04:38 <Thelema5> Eventually the position was eliminated by a robot, for obvious reasons.

04:40 <wobniaR> It's good for the company that you never had to mount a single tape

04:41 <wobniaR> Cause that would mean the wurst possible thing happened

04:41 <Thelema5> For a brief time my job was to conduct "performance evaluations" of the robot's work, basically confirming that it, also, did nothing every night.

04:41 <Thelema5> :P

04:41 * wobniaR replaces SunsetShimmer with a robot

04:42 <wobniaR> !link robot

04:42 <DerpyBot> http://derpiboo.ru/265331

04:43 <Thelema5> Gosh I hope they open one of these near me: http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/ct-barnes-and-noble-beer-20160623-story.html

04:43 <SunsetShimmer> * wobniaR replaces SunsetShimmer with a robot - Nobody would notice. :P

04:43 <wobniaR> I would!

04:44 <Thelema5> Ah, dang.  The nearest one is in Westchester.

04:44 <wobniaR> A robot would not defenestrate me with the same care as you

04:45 <SunsetShimmer> You're right, I should be more careless

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04:46 <wobniaR> See now that's how it's done

04:46 * Thelema5 averts his eyes

04:46 <SunsetShimmer> x3

04:46 <wobniaR> Eastchester is right up from the bronx so it's not too far from me

04:47 <Thelema5> In Bronx county, or is that considered westchester?

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04:48 <wobniaR> Eastchester is a town in westchester

04:48 <Thelema5> (For confused audiences, eastchester is a town which exists inside the large county of westchester.

04:48 <wobniaR> New york is weird

04:48 <Thelema5> Ah ha ha, yus

04:55 <Thelema5> A lot of town names in my region make outsiders think that we are heartless psychopaths: fishkill, beaverkill, catskill... you'd think we were having a bloodbath up here.  PETA even tried to force a few towns to change their names.  However, the region was first colonized by the Dutch, and "kill" is a dutch suffix for "creek".  So fish-creek, beaver-creek, cats-creek"

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04:59 <Thelema5> Hi there, Not-Renny

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05:12 <Thelema5> I wish I had my cats ability to curl up into a perfect ball which obscures all outward signs of form

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05:16 <Surreal_Nightmares> I want to be a ball of floof.

05:16 <Surreal_Nightmares> Batpone floof.

05:16 * Surreal_Nightmares purrs.

05:16 <Thelema5> Floof is love, floof is life

05:17 <Thelema5> :p

05:18 <Surreal_Nightmares> If I could be a batpone in real life and live off of snuzzles, I would.

05:24 <Not-Renny> Yello, Thelema5

05:25 <Thelema5> :P

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05:28 <Not-Renny> You are all silly.

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05:35 <Thelema5> Holy crap, Bernie Worrell died

05:35 <Thelema5> :(

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05:53 <LeeRoy> Hello random people!

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05:55 * MarsToSirius flops on a pone. Is exhausted.

05:55 <Thelema5> Hi there, LeeRoy

05:55 * The_Nostalgia_Mare boops MarsToSirius with her Freeze Gun.

05:55 <Thelema5> Also welcomes MarsToSirius

05:55 * MarsToSirius is frozen!

05:56 <LeeRoy> hello Thelema5

05:56 * The_Nostalgia_Mare smiles as she shoots an ice projectile at MarsToSirius.

05:56 * Thelema5 tries applying "unfreeze"

05:56 * MarsToSirius ded. x3x

05:57 * MarsToSirius is back in the fight ten seconds later though.

05:57 <Thelema5> Yus!

05:57 <Thelema5> MarsToSirius, how was work today?

05:57 * The_Nostalgia_Mare smiles at MarsToSirius as she blocks him with an Ice Wall.

05:58 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Hehe, I love Mei.

05:58 * LeeRoy is confused and hits self because of this confusion

05:58 <MarsToSirius> Kinda tough actually

05:58 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> !link Overwatch

05:58 <DerpyBot> Twilight says she doesn't have anything in the library about that

05:58 <Thelema5> People can be horrible inconsiderate jerks

05:58 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Aw.

05:58 <MarsToSirius> ... wat

05:59 <MarsToSirius> My boss couldn't show up, so while I was able to work with someone from first shift, he couldn't stay for more than four hours, and on top of that there was some work that needed to be done in another building that one of my shift partners needed help with

05:59 <Thelema5> Ugh, sounds like you were pulling a double shift

06:00 <LeeRoy> What!

06:00 <Thelema5> Workwise, at least

06:00 <LeeRoy> you can go to a union person for that stuff is ridiculous

06:01 <Thelema5> Nah, stuff just needs to get done

06:01 <MarsToSirius> I wasn't, it was my normal shift. One of the guys on first shift was working a shift-and-a-half though, to help fill in

06:02 <Thelema5> Ah ha..

06:02 <MarsToSirius> Also the company I work for doesn't have unions. I'm a custodian.

06:03 <Thelema5> Honest work for honest pay :)

06:04 <LeeRoy> well sometimes i feel blessed for working at my local meijer

06:04 <Thelema5> My favorite job ever was as a buildings custodian.

06:04 <LeeRoy> (Mai-eer)

06:06 <Thelema5> Fact-check for office workers: the people emptying your trash are happier, heathier, and better paid than you

06:06 * Thelema5 is an office worker

06:06 * The_Nostalgia_Mare noms MarsToSirius. "Mei is bae..."

06:08 * LeeRoy noms The_Nostalgia_Mare "Diva is Baest...."

06:08 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> D. Va?

06:09 * Surreal_Nightmares noms The_Nostalgia_Mare and LeeRoy. "I am best snuzzlebat."

06:09 <LeeRoy> no the new one Diva (yes)

06:11 <LeeRoy> Can confirm what Thelema5 is saying

06:11 * LeeRoy was Emptying trash

06:12 <Thelema5> I have a personal struggle at the moment to report... my "neighbor across the street" who has leased the housing property for several years has finally been evicted due to non-payment.  Apparently, they are hoarders.  Over the past 2 days the propert owner has removed about 2 tons of crap from the building... onto the front lawn

06:13 <Thelema5> *property

06:14 <Thelema5> I now have a mound of nasty decaying exposed garbage across the street which is attracting bears.

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06:14 <LeeRoy> i recommend Fire

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06:14 <LeeRoy> Lots of Fire

06:14 <Thelema5> Not sure what my legal recourses are.  Fire is out of the question.

06:15 <LeeRoy> then complain?

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06:16 <Thelema5> To who?  The landowner is aware of the problem and struggling to deal with it.  The renters are gone and don't care.  The town will just refer me back to the landowner.

06:17 <Thelema5> In the mean time, I have giant bears tearing through stuff 100 yards from my front door.

06:17 <Surreal_Nightmares> Hug your gun.

06:18 <Surreal_Nightmares> Animals never stand a chance against a bullet to the head.

06:18 <Surreal_Nightmares> Nothing really does actually...

06:18 <LeeRoy> OK fire is a no go, Complaining is out of the question, you could pull together the community and help?

06:19 <Thelema5> I don't want to hurt an animal which is just trying to find some food, geez!

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06:19 <Surreal_Nightmares> Lul.

06:19 <Thelema5> LeeRoy, I guess that's the next step, but my "community" includes like... 4 people.

06:19 <LeeRoy> All you have to do is sing a song about picking up the trash and its all good right

06:20 <Thelema5> I don't know any of them.

06:20 <LeeRoy> oh

06:20 * LeeRoy is defeated

06:22 <LeeRoy> well there is an old family saying

06:22 <MarsToSirius> There absolutely has to be people in your state that can help deal with this

06:22 <MarsToSirius> It's a public health hazard, for one

06:23 <LeeRoy> if you want something done, get it done

06:24 <LeeRoy> if i was in your shoes (if your a healthy and able that i think you are) id get some gloves and get cleaning

06:24 <Surreal_Nightmares> ... That's a family saying?

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06:24 <Thelema5> MarsToSirius, I could alert the local board of health- but I don't want to get the property owner in trouble because of their terrible tennat's behavior.

06:24 <MarsToSirius> Two tons of trash, surrounded by bears.

06:25 <iandalton> Hello everypony

06:25 <MarsToSirius> That's not "gloves" work. That's "many people with special equipment" works.

06:25 <MarsToSirius> work*

06:25 <Thelema5> ^

06:25 * MarsToSirius waves at iandalton!

06:25 <Thelema5> iandalton, oh my.  Hello!

06:25 <iandalton> Hi Mars

06:25 <iandalton> Thelema

06:25 <MarsToSirius> Then let them know the full situation.

06:26 <iandalton> Are you guys discussing an episode of Hoarders?

06:26 <Thelema5> Might as well be, iandalton.

06:26 <LeeRoy> Thelema5 has a problem that we are trying to help with

06:26 <Thelema5> It's a neighbor of mine.

06:27 <Thelema5> They currently have a few tons of trash at the curb which is attracting bears.

06:27 <LeeRoy> bears = bad

06:28 <Thelema5> I'm hoping that they have made arrangements with local waste management services to remove the trash.

06:29 <iandalton> How long has it been there?

06:29 <Thelema5> Just a couple of days, while they clean out a hoarder's appartment.

06:30 <Thelema5> *apartment

06:30 <Thelema5> Although I can't imagine why they wouldn't have arranged for a dumpster beforehand.

06:32 <LeeRoy> you cant just do nothing then you'll be at risk don'mess with bears they mean business

06:33 <LeeRoy> Dont*

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06:34 <LeeRoy> its not Just you it can also be others

06:34 <MidnightSonata> need water. water is in room. too lazy to get up

06:36 <LeeRoy> call someone, keep the gun close, doors locked tight and tell the others to do the same

06:37 <Thelema5> LeeRoy, I deal with bears regularly.  They try to eat my birdseed- I yell at them and they run away.  They try to eat my trash- I yell at them and they run away.  they try to ravange my garden, and I yell at them and they run away.  I have a 20 ga. shotgun next to my bed, but I've not needed it.

06:38 <Thelema5> I'm just not happy that there's now a big, open bear party next to my home.

06:39 <Thelema5> In my region we only have black-bears, which are mostly sissys.

06:39 <Thelema5> They run when confronted.

06:40 <LeeRoy> its all up to you its your call i just don't want anyone to be hurt like who else am i going to talk to on here?

06:42 * LeeRoy shudders with the thought

06:45 <Thelema5> I actually broke my foot last year chasing off a bear who was ravaging my bird-feeders.  I was laid up for nearly 8 weeks as a result, and I'm still recovering from the injury.

06:46 <LeeRoy> wow

06:47 <LeeRoy> sorry Thelema5 bed is calling me and i got work in the morning i hope you well Later Friendos

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06:49 <iandalton> Thelema5, read any good books lately?

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07:14 * Schism grills up a cheese and tomato sandwich.

07:15 * Schism also offers Thelema5 a slice or two.

07:16 <MidnightSonata> ow pain

07:17 * Schism passes MidnightSonata a slice of these sandwiches, too, with added spinach.

07:17 * MarsToSirius politely asks for a sammich.

07:17 * Schism passes MarsToSirius a grilled peanut butter and strawberry jam sammich.

07:18 * MarsToSirius noms! Counterboops with sandwiches of his own: delicious sliders, with cheddar cheese and onions.

07:18 <Schism> (Best eaten with knife and fork - it's messy.)  Ooh.

07:18 * Schism fries up a green pepper and adds thereto.

07:18 * MidnightSonata politely declines the sandwich offer from Schism

07:19 * MarsToSirius takes the plate for himself.

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07:20 <MarsToSirius> One of these days I do need to try to make sliders.

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07:20 <Schism> The hard part is just keeping the burgers from plumping up.

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07:24 * Schism also offers Surreal_Nightmares a small chicken sandwich on rye bread with swiss cheese, mayonnaise, and a bit of hot sauce, as well as onions, tomatoes, and olives.

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07:32 <Schism> Funny.  I was just rereading Semper Pie yesterday, and now it updates.

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07:34 <Schism> Bahahaha, though.  "And then there was the store they were about to trot past, a business she'd never been able to reconcile no matter how many orders she was essentially forced to place from it just to save on shipping time."

07:34 <Schism> Quills and Sofas, a store which sells... well...

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07:42 <Finwe> Merry St. Johnsmas, Everton everypony!

07:43 <Finwe> without Everton

07:44 <Finwe> Swype interprets "everypony" as "Everton" 6.9

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07:45 <Finwe> Lt MarsToSirius, Mr Schism.

07:45 * Finwe o7

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07:45 * MarsToSirius o7

07:46 <Schism> rAdm. Finwe.

07:46 * Schism doffs his bacon-and-provolone sandwich with roasted tomatoes and mushrooms.

07:50 <iandalton> Finwe add everypony to your wordlist

07:51 <iandalton> Then you can gesture type it

07:51 <Finwe> Yup, I could do that.

07:51 <Schism> Also, the fanfic 'Orange is the New Blue' is great.

07:51 <Finwe> AJ is the new Dash?

07:52 <iandalton> Schism oh tell me someting about it because ive liked your recs in the past

07:53 <Schism> Oh, it's one of Estee's fics in the Triptych universe.  Basically, one day Twilight wakes up to discover that her orange juice is blue.  And suddenly, such colour changes are occurring all over Ponyville.  Rarity turns black with red eyes and mane, Zecora becomes candy striped, and, well, it gets worse from there.  Some prankster or another has gotten into the town, and it's up to the Princess of Friendship to track things down and fix

07:53 <Schism> them.

07:53 <iandalton> black with red eyes and mane did you say?

07:54 <Schism> Yes, and you can imagine her reaction I'm sure.

07:54 <iandalton> well i think i see where this is going

07:54 <iandalton> any alicorns?

07:54 <Schism> Worse yet, all of her designs wind up with weird colours... no, not really.

07:54 <Schism> Well, Twilight, but that's it.

07:55 <iandalton> ok so then is this not about ubiquitous red and black alicorn fanart showing up in universe?

07:56 <Schism> Unicorn, but close enough.  Here you go.  It's very silly.  http://www.fimfiction.net/story/181565/orange-is-the-new-blue

07:56 <iandalton> i havent read anything in this universe so will that be a problem?

07:57 <Schism> Nah, it works on its own.

07:57 <Finwe> Hmm, there is going to be a Hearthpone tournament this summer exactly the day I have to travel elsewhere.

07:57 * Finwe is not amused.

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07:58 <Schism> iandalton: Howevah, I do highly suggest said universe as a sort of Discworld-mixed-with-MLP combination.

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07:58 <Finwe> Mr Thelema5.

07:58 * Finwe doffs his hat.

07:58 <iandalton> Schism first i need to read the real discworld

07:59 <Finwe> iandalton: You'd better start right away, there are about 40 books to go.

07:59 <Schism> Not exactly what I meant.  More that... well, Luna turns out to be a deadpan snarker with a mischevious streak.

07:59 <Finwe> Or was it 30?

07:59 <iandalton> wow

07:59 <Schism> Finwe: Luna, as Lord Vetinari.

07:59 <iandalton> i have some fritz leiber and gene wolfe to read first

07:59 <Finwe> o3o

07:59 <Finwe> o3o!!

08:00 <Schism> It's brilliant and Estee writes her very, /very/ well.

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08:01 <Schism> iandalton: If you want to get an introduction into this universe, here's a good story with which to start.  http://www.fimfiction.net/story/119983/a-total-eclipse-of-the-fun

08:01 <iandalton> is tat parodying little shop of horrors?

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08:02 <Schism> Actually, no.

08:02 <Schism> The elevator speech: Luna and Celestia decide to create an eclipse, a totality which hasn't been seen since the Discordian Age, as a means of expressing their synergy.  Ponies, surprisingly enough, panic.

08:04 <Schism> Hee.  "The cannon has guards now.  All the time." "Oh, right.  Thanks a lot, Scootaloo."

08:06 <Schism> Oh, no.  Rainbow Dash learns about water balloons.  There goes Ponyville.

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08:10 <Schism> Of course, Rainbow finds that it's somewhat complicated to fill a water balloon with /hooves./

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08:11 <iandalton> ponies find a way

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08:16 <iandalton> yesterday i cooked with japapeño and got jalapeño hands for my pains

08:16 <iandalton> and pain it was

08:16 <iandalton> for i had to take out my contacts before i went to sleep and it burned like the dickens

08:18 <Schism> Yeowch.

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08:20 <iandalton> this morning i still had spicy fingers and i had to put my contacts in again

08:20 <iandalton> my life is pain

08:21 <Coco|Mobile> Can't you wash your hands?

08:21 <iandalton> no, the essential oils absorb into your skin

08:24 <Schism> Specifically, capsaicin does so.

08:24 <Schism> It's oil-soluable, though, so.

08:25 <iandalton> believe me i have googled for a solution but there is none

08:25 <iandalton> except to wait

08:25 <iandalton> many years ago i cut ten jalapeños at once and hours later has crying out from the pain

08:27 <iandalton> Schism in this story twlite and spike are called siblings

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08:27 <ConfusionRift> Hello everypony.

08:28 <iandalton> hail lord robot

08:28 <Schism> iandalton: Yeah, and?  Different fics have them named as different family members.

08:28 <Schism> I've seen a few where Twilight's Spike's mom.

08:28 <iandalton> i think their relationship is familial but putting a name to a specific relationship feels wrong

08:29 <iandalton> theyre family like pinkie is part of the apple family

08:29 <iandalton> in a nonspecific way

08:29 <Schism> Fair enough, but headcanons do differ.

08:29 <iandalton> yeah fer sure

08:30 * ConfusionRift points Schism's and iandalton's headcannons in a safe direction.

08:31 * Schism fires over Brittania.

08:31 <iandalton> dont worry i wont go shooting it hazardly

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08:33 <ConfusionRift> "At this very moment, Brittania burns."

08:33 <ConfusionRift> No kidding. (sees the fire)

08:34 <Schism> Not my fault.  I fired /over/ Brittania.

08:34 <ConfusionRift> Then that means... oh nooooes!

08:35 * Schism watches the tea factory go up in flames.

08:35 <Schism> Welp, now I'm history's greatest monster.

08:35 <Commander_Nightmares> America has gained its independence.

08:35 <ConfusionRift> Not the fireworks plant!

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08:36 <Schism> Not the puppy orphanage!

08:36 <iandalton> all heil britannia! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HqV03Jouzk

08:36 <NewNickName> hood morning

08:36 <NewNickName> *good

08:36 <iandalton> maybe it is a hood morning

08:39 <Commander_Nightmares> Hood?

08:39 <NewNickName> but i am not wearing a hood

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08:40 <Schism> Bleh.  It's going to be a long day again.  Yesterday was mostly fun though.  More firmware nonsense.

08:41 <Finwe> Hood morning, NewNickName.

08:41 * Finwe doffs his hood.

08:41 <iandalton> its all good in the hood

08:41 <NewNickName> http://imgur.com/gallery/Cmosffr

08:45 <NewNickName> thats gonna be my new hello entrence

08:45 <NewNickName> hood morning

08:49 * ConfusionRift ate a few too many peppers.

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08:51 <LunaticHell> lo, ponies of the...err...light

08:53 * Commander_Nightmares crowns on LunaticHell.

08:54 <LunaticHell> o. o

08:54 <NewNickName> who is the best mlp musician

08:54 <NewNickName> or who do you guys prefere

08:54 <iandalton> trixie duh

08:55 <iandalton> you better believe

08:55 <iandalton> she got tricks up her sleeve

08:55 <NewNickName> :D

08:55 * Finwe noms on iandalton's ticks.

08:55 <Finwe> And tricks.

08:55 <Finwe> o3o

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08:57 <Schism> Stupid question.  Does anyone else find it a bit peculiar that there is a coffee and donut shoppe in the lobby of a building which contains one of the finest cardiovascular wards in Canada?

08:58 * LunaticHell hugs Finwe.

08:58 <Commander_Nightmares> Lul.

08:59 <LunaticHell> I got a joke. :3

08:59 <LunaticHell> How did the guy who got offended die?

08:59 <LunaticHell> Well, he got off'd and then he got ended.

08:59 <iandalton> http://edowaado.deviantart.com/art/Edo-Here-Dental-Scheme-616631857

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08:59 <iandalton> relevant Schism

09:00 <Schism> Hah.

09:00 <Finwe> Revenant Schism.

09:00 <LunaticHell> Evil dentists, they are trying to drive a Schism...

09:00 <LunaticHell> ...between your teeth.

09:00 * Finwe hugs a LunaticHell.

09:01 <LunaticHell> Hey Finwe, I was at the Barbar, yesterday. :3

09:02 <LunaticHell> I look like a propetional

09:03 <iandalton> a professional what?

09:04 <Schism> ... Mr. Trump, Scotland voted to remain in the EU...

09:04 <iandalton> facts are too politically correct for mr trump

09:04 * LunaticHell shrugs

09:05 <iandalton> hes not afraid to say politically incorrect things like untruths

09:05 <Schism> I see that Great Britain has left the EU... and David Cameron has decided to step down, so at least something good has come o*BRICK'D*

09:06 <ConfusionRift> Ahem...

09:06 <Schism> All I'll say is that that was one heckuva close vote.

09:06 <Schism> I was joking, I do apologize.

09:06 <iandalton> yeah but so is every us president electoin

09:07 <Schism> Whether this is a good thing or no, Britain's populace has spoken.

09:08 <LunaticHell> Lemme be honest, the thing reminded me of two guys jumping from a window and one of them saying "See? I fall way slower than you."

09:08 <iandalton> we just have to wait and see how it goes

09:08 <Schism> Yeah, sounds about right, LH.

09:08 <LunaticHell> As you can clearly see, I'm an optimist. :P

09:09 <iandalton> LunaticHell i dont understand

09:09 <LunaticHell> Well it will get worse, before it gets better.

09:09 <iandalton> leave or stay how is that like two guys doing the same bad thing?

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09:09 <Schism> The UK has a somewhat more complicated government than the US two-party political process.

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09:10 <Finwe> Schism: Well, they have Labour and Tories, it's not very different from the 'Murrincan asses and elephants system.

09:11 <LunaticHell> Finwe: Phrasing.

09:11 <iandalton> arses and elephants*

09:12 <Finwe> The equine, not the bum.

09:12 <iandalton> lets be honest its both

09:12 <LunaticHell> At least you didn't say repubes

09:12 <iandalton> haha havent heard that one

09:12 <iandalton> i just say republicrat for the two

09:12 <iandalton> the party of the bourgeoisie

09:13 <LunaticHell> It's still kinda weird to me, how does a Republic have a democratic party?

09:13 <Unixkitty> Guys, don't you think maybe you should tone down on politics?

09:13 <iandalton> LunaticHell what do you think a republic is?

09:13 <Schism> Sorry, sorry, it's my fault.  I brought up the Brexit referendum.

09:13 <Unixkitty> Unless this channel somehow magically stopped being EqD, so please do

09:13 <iandalton> no one was discussing anything else at the time

09:14 <iandalton> earlier we were talking about jalapeños which arent MLP related either

09:14 * Commander_Nightmares gives UnixKitty... A pat on the back?

09:14 <Schism> Still, I should have brought things over to #equestriandiscourse .

09:14 <iandalton> last night Ali was discussing politics with us

09:14 <Unixkitty> So why, "let's break rules"?

09:15 <Ali> Sorry it was a bit of a shocker T.T

09:15 <Unixkitty> Ali can discuss anything she wants, I'm going to tell you to follow rules if you can't on your own

09:16 <iandalton> sorry i didnt remember that that was a rule

09:16 <iandalton> ill take it elsewhere

09:16 <LunaticHell> I would say Ali should be able to declare an exception. o3o

09:16 <Commander_Nightmares> I just avoid politics whenever I can. Lol.

09:16 <LunaticHell> Rules may have exceptions, but it's up to the one who makes the rules to declare when the exception comes around.

09:17 <LunaticHell> Is that exceptable?

09:17 <Commander_Nightmares> Alright, someone give me something to animate on SFM.

09:17 <Commander_Nightmares> Like a good idea.

09:17 <LunaticHell> Commander_Nightmares: MLP thriller?

09:18 <Commander_Nightmares> Nah.

09:18 <Commander_Nightmares> That's an okay idea.

09:18 <LunaticHell> !

09:18 <LunaticHell> I got an exceptional idea!

09:18 <LunaticHell> There is this little music video that needs to be ponified.

09:18 <Commander_Nightmares> Oh God.

09:19 <Commander_Nightmares> I don't think I should do a PMV in SFM.

09:20 <Schism> SFM isn't exactly what I'd call 'ideal' for a PMV, unless you're going to apply sixty thousand filters.

09:20 <Commander_Nightmares> ^

09:22 <Schism> For some folks it works.  For most... well, if you think about it, there really is no 'right' 3D modeling software for that sort of thing.

09:23 <Schism> Maybe EQG, though.

09:23 <Commander_Nightmares> Heh...

09:23 <Schism> SFM, certainly not, though.

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09:27 <iandalton> Schism i feel like this fanfic has some universe specific references

09:27 <iandalton> "Spike...  I get it.  I was obsessing.  Scroll sent, lesson learned.  Thank you...  and I really mean that.  You jolted me back before anything -- dollish happened."  She was almost at the point where, Luna-passed PTSD cure or not, she could very nearly remember that without wanting to ram her head into the nearest wall.  Twilight figured another six decades might be enough.

09:28 <iandalton> dollish? luna-passed ptsd cure? six decades for what?

09:28 <Commander_Nightmares> Maybe you shouldn't have pasted that into chat?

09:28 <Commander_Nightmares> That filled up like a fourth of my screen.

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09:29 <Schism> iandalton: Remember that incident with the doll?  You know, where Twilight cast the 'Want it, Need it' spell thereupon?  Smartie Pants?

09:32 <iandalton> oh i get it

09:36 <NewNickName> @Unixkitty

09:36 <NewNickName> just curious is swearing in this channel allowed ?

09:37 <Unixkitty> An occasional word can be overlooked, but if you keep using them in succession, be prepared for attention

09:38 <NewNickName> kk

09:38 <iandalton> Schism the writing seems a little haphazard in places

09:39 <ConfusionRift> In my point of view, swearing is unnecessary. But I'm not gonna send the lightning for the absolute occasional oops.

09:41 <iandalton> "Rainbow had taught her about pranks, from the harmless to that which the pegasus still perceived as such while everypony else completely failed to demonstrate the actual location of the border."

09:41 <iandalton> i get what the author is saying but its not what i would call clear

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09:49 <ConfusionRift> It's too complex and specific. I can see how one can get lost with that one.

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09:52 <Finwe> Lt Cdr ConfusionRift.

09:52 <Finwe> _o7

09:52 <ConfusionRift> RAdm. Finwe. (salutes)

09:52 * Commander_Nightmares wears Finwe as a hat

09:52 <Finwe> Merry St. Johnsmas, ConfusionRift.

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10:02 <iandalton> Schism also the way rarity talks

10:02 <iandalton> what is she a dictionary?

10:03 * Schism baps iandalton with a thesaurus.

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10:15 <LunaticHell> iandalton: That'd be Sweetie Belle.

10:17 <iandalton> where do you think she gets it?

10:18 <iandalton> in my opinion sweetie gets more and more like rarity as the show goes on

10:18 <FruitNibbler> I have a booboo

10:19 <FruitNibbler> http://imgur.com/iThaQ2N

10:19 <FruitNibbler> :(

10:20 * Finwe boops Schism with the saurus.

10:20 <Finwe> Brontosaurus, to be exact.

10:21 * Schism casts Vanish/Doom on the Brontosaurus.

10:21 * Schism obtains 10,000 EXP.

10:21 <LunaticHell> FruitNibbler: https://derpibooru.org/1186195

10:23 <FruitNibbler> And all I did was place the CD-drive into another slot on my PC...

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10:31 <NewNickName> wanna see whats new in the star wars battlefront season pass then check this out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3BjZMAzNeE

10:31 * Electron yawns uncontrollably ¦( )

10:32 <LunaticHell> http://imgur.com/gallery/tFfCZDL this is silly

10:32 <LunaticHell> The expressions sell this.

10:32 <iandalton> "The silence beckoned to a pair of additional minutes and asked if they wanted to join in a jaunt through the countryside."

10:33 <iandalton> now thats purple prose as the name of the chapter indicates

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10:38 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: <unspecified> [ http://tinyurl.com/hqoutxl ]

10:38 <Electron> The derp is happening.

10:39 <NewNickName> 6.9

10:39 <iandalton> the derpening?

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11:03 <LunaticHell> He Unixkitty, I got something funny for you.

11:03 <LunaticHell> http://i.imgur.com/6UGzzxo.jpg Because Evolution is a "why?"

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11:05 <FruitNibbler> Those lower teeth acted as knifes to cut greenery off the roots

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11:06 <LunaticHell> So you wanna say this abormination is rooted in evolution?

11:06 <LunaticHell> I root for it.

11:07 <FruitNibbler> Basically that animal is a "grass trimmer 4 000 000b.c."

11:08 <iandalton> hey its jar jar binks cousin

11:08 * Schism noms upon a grilled cheese sandwich with ketchup.

11:09 <iandalton> never had that combo before

11:09 <iandalton> how is it?

11:09 <Schism> Quite good.  Gooey, too.

11:10 <Schism> Of course, cheese and tomatoes are a classic combination.

11:10 <iandalton> do you ever put halved hot dogs on your chilled grease sandwiches?

11:12 <Schism> No, but I've been known to slice them into my mac 'n' cheese.

11:12 <Schism> (Insert scream of rage from Cepheid here.)

11:13 <iandalton> a friend of mine is in montreal this weak and went to a putin festival

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11:15 <FruitNibbler> putin? Or poutine?

11:15 <FruitNibbler> http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-9HsL5DZaRXw/VANJ3tuPYKI/AAAAAAABZXU/9jW756MEDUw/s1600/1.png

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11:16 <iandalton> well he said he saw putin and he was delicious

11:16 <iandalton> https://duckduckgrayduck.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/putin-on-the-ritz.jpg?w=500&h=498

11:16 <Schism> Poutinefest.

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11:17 <Schism> While absurd, poutine /is/ pretty much Montreal's food.

11:17 <iandalton> oh i dont think its absurd

11:17 <iandalton> i think philly cheesesteak is absurb

11:18 <iandalton> considering that the authentic recipe calls for cheese whiz

11:18 <FruitNibbler> http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbg50cKg3q1rhjm9lo1_500.png

11:18 <Schism> I actually have a jar of cheez whiz in the fridge primarily for cheesesteaks.

11:18 <FruitNibbler> Hiding in dem google searches

11:20 <FruitNibbler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3z841UJiVk

11:21 <FruitNibbler> Wow

11:21 <FruitNibbler> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnVwjw2Un4k

11:21 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

11:21 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Putin on the Ritz

11:21 <FruitNibbler> This is a well made joke spoof

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11:24 <iandalton> derp

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11:26 <FruitNibbler> http://i.imgur.com/Ds3muGg.jpg

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11:29 <Tirek> Ha!

11:29 <FruitNibbler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOOT_3U4rZM&feature=youtu.be

11:29 <FruitNibbler> My Celestia, this is funny!

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11:48 <LunaticHell> I'm constantly discounecting. D:

11:48 <LunaticHell> I'll be off till it's fixed.

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11:49 <DARK> hello

11:50 * Finwe doffs his Azure Drake.

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11:52 <Magearna> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dA3mccI1DjY

11:53 <Magearna> People say this Theme is too "Bad" - It has a drop. How more awesome can it get? .w.

11:56 <ConfusionRift> Why is this familiar? Hmmmm.

11:57 <Magearna> Hm?

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11:59 <ConfusionRift> Something about it sounds familiar to me. Like, I've heard it somewhere.

12:00 <ConfusionRift> And no, have not played this game.

12:00 <Magearna> It's a Remix of the old game. Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald.

12:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Morning Discussion #536 [ http://tinyurl.com/hsocdd8 ]

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12:02 * ConfusionRift shrugs. "Haven't played those either."

12:03 <Vulpor> Hey all I just wanted to tell you all that VinylScratch had a birthday yesterday

12:04 <Vulpor> They also go by SunsetShimmer and Princess_Luna

12:04 <ConfusionRift> Happy late b-day to him/her.

12:04 <Vulpor> They are a mod here

12:04 <Magearna> She's/He's not here.

12:04 <ConfusionRift> I know.

12:05 <ConfusionRift> I'm a mod too. And, well, was not here yesterday for long.

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12:09 <FruitNibbler> Windows Media Player: this media is not permitted for your region (french in germany)

12:09 <FruitNibbler> Pfff... Like I don't have VLC

12:18 * Finwe noms on FruitNibbler's VLC:

12:18 <Finwe> s/\:/\./

12:19 <Unixkitty> Colons do not require escaping, Finwe :P

12:20 <Finwe> But you can still escape them. o3o

12:20 * ConfusionRift has no idea what's up with that.

12:21 <Unixkitty> Sky can be dark too, Finwe!

12:21 <Finwe> Stream editor, ConfusionRift, stream editor.

12:21 * Finwe stares at ConfusionRift.

12:21 <Finwe> @.@

12:21 <Finwe> Install Gentoo!

12:21 <ConfusionRift> No thank you. :P

12:21 <Unixkitty> Gentoo? I wouldn't wish that on anyone

12:22 <FruitNibbler> Hue I rode with my bags on the bicycle not clipped in

12:22 <Finwe> Not even your worst enemy?

12:23 <Unixkitty> My "worst enemy" currently has Gentoo as one of his project servers

12:23 <Finwe> :D

12:23 <Unixkitty> So I would frankly say there is not point in wishing anymore :P

12:23 <Unixkitty> no*

12:23 <FruitNibbler> The bahs held in on hooks alone

12:23 <FruitNibbler> Any bump could have dislodged them

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12:24 <Finwe> Mr unicodingunicorn.

12:24 <unicodingunicorn> salutations RAdm. Finwe

12:24 * unicodingunicorn hats on Finwe

12:24 <Unixkitty> On a completely random note, Dolphin 5 emulator is the most wonderful emulation software I've ever used

12:24 <unicodingunicorn> unfortunately I have to partake of my evening comestibles at this current juncture

12:24 <unicodingunicorn> apologies for my imminent absence

12:24 <Unixkitty> Playing a game with it is as if it was meant for PC in the first place

12:25 <ConfusionRift> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iMnLAq5tEo

12:25 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

12:25 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Jameson Sutton - It's OK, Let's Roll! (feat. Detective Tuesday) | ChipWIN Weekly Treats 2014

12:25 <Finwe> Unixkitty: What does Dolphin emulate?

12:26 <Finwe> Gaming consoles, I guess.

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12:26 <Divide|Tech> Gamecube/Wii.

12:26 <Unixkitty> Wii and Gamecube, I've been using it for the latter so far

12:26 * Finwe snuggles his FS-UAE.

12:26 <Divide|Tech> Kind of fun how the Wii uses much of the same hardware as the Gamecube.

12:26 <ConfusionRift> Hence backwards compatibility.

12:27 <Unixkitty> Runs incredibly smoothly, and I can even use the Steam Controller normally

12:27 <Finwe> Yay!

12:27 <Unixkitty> Game example in 1080p http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/486768327511945786/608DDE20F8CA93DDFB0ECEAEC2CDA2CE81D2725D/

12:27 <Divide|Tech> Yup.  Also, kind of annoying how Twilight Princess intentionally breaks things in order to run properly with, say, Hyrule Field.

12:28 <ConfusionRift> My PC chokes with it, so I'll have to stick to the older stuff.

12:28 <ConfusionRift> Then again, I still got the console.

12:29 <Finwe> No need of emulating it, then.

12:29 <Divide|Tech> Nintendo used all manner of hacks with that game to cram it into the console in working order, and while I applaud their coding team for managing to do so, I'm also a little bit salty about how it's virtually impossible to emulate.

12:29 <ConfusionRift> problem comes when I don't have the game. And some are a pain to get.

12:29 * Divide|Tech boops ConfusionRift with Eternal Darkness.

12:30 * Unixkitty applies unlegal methods to ConfusionRift

12:30 <Divide|Tech> Doubleplusunlegal?

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12:30 <ConfusionRift> If I can't emulate it, I have not much of an option.

12:31 <Finwe> Updating PC hardware might be an option.

12:31 * Divide|Tech nods sadly. "I recall Monster Rancher for the PSX is virtually impossible to emulate, too."

12:31 <ConfusionRift> Yeah. That can be expensive.

12:31 <Finwe> A costly one, if updating from ancient hardware, yes.

12:32 <ConfusionRift> Not to mention the copyright catch exceptions the put on some of those suckers.

12:32 <ConfusionRift> *they

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12:32 <Divide|Tech> Haha.  Remember the copyright nonsense they put on Earthbound?

12:32 <Finwe> Well, about sauna tiem.

12:32 * Finwe sauna hats on Unixkitty.

12:32 <Divide|Tech> Copy protection, rather...

12:32 <ConfusionRift> Which if the 15 of them?

12:33 <Divide|Tech> I'm particularly fond of the 'game crashes upon Giygas, then deletes save data' one.

12:33 * Unixkitty blinks at Finwe

12:33 <ConfusionRift> There are several. Two of the most mentioned are that one, and the stupid enemy spawning.

12:34 <Divide|Tech> There's also the delightful notification you get when you start the game.

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12:38 <ConfusionRift> Supposedly, there was another one that makes enemies stupidly hard to beat.

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12:39 <ConfusionRift> Aside from flooding the game with enemies.

12:39 <Divide|Tech> I wouldn't be surprised if some of these only appeared if you were running on, say, illegal hardware.

12:46 * ConfusionRift checks more about these copyright measures in games. Some are hilarious.

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12:47 <ConfusionRift> Apparently, with Crysis, every gun you pick up is loaded with chicken rounds.

12:50 <ConfusionRift> And in Alan Wake, you get a message in the corner of the screen telling you to buy the game, and are permanently wearing an eye patch.

12:55 <Unixkitty> In Serious Sam 3 you get a tiny invincible vicious scorpion thing with with guns that follows you absolutely everywhere

12:55 <Divide|Tech> ConfusionRift, oh, for Crysis, it's even better than that.

12:56 <Divide|Tech> Every gun the /enemies/ wield is also loaded with chicken rounds.

12:56 <Unixkitty> Oh, and shoots you obviously.

12:56 <Divide|Tech> Oh yes, I remember that bright pink scorpion.

12:56 <Divide|Tech> And if you even get through the first level, the game then crashes.

12:57 <Divide|Tech> I think that my absolute favourite, though, is the game 'Game Dev Tycoon'.

12:57 <ConfusionRift> You lose profits because of piracy? :P

12:57 <Divide|Tech> Yeeeeeup.

12:58 <ConfusionRift> That one's pretty clever.

12:58 <Divide|Tech> I particularly like how users actually went to the forums to ask about why they couldn't proceed further.

12:59 * ConfusionRift slow claps.

13:00 <Divide|Tech> Similarly, in Batman: Arkham Asylum, the cape wouldn't deploy - same again, users actually took to the forums.  The developers responded, "It's not a problem with the game's code, but an issue with your moral code."

13:01 <ConfusionRift> Familiar with the annoying SMG in Borderlands 2? I wish someone puts a measure in which something like that is the only thing you hear when you shoot.

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13:11 * Electron wants to plug a USB stick in ConfusionRift to install an extension

13:11 * unicodingunicorn wants to extend ConfusionRift´s part

13:12 <FruitNibbler> LOl

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13:12 <ConfusionRift> Don't see the reason of putting an extension cord for a USB stick. o_0

13:12 <FruitNibbler> Watching Jean-Paul Belmondo in french (The Ace)

13:13 <Electron> What version are you, ConfusionRift? Do you even have USB ports?

13:13 <FruitNibbler> Pulls a book out of the shelf: "Zola?" -Gestapo Polizei "Zola? Verboten!"

13:15 <FruitNibbler> Pulls another book: "Brecht?" -Verboten! "Hemingway" -Verboten! "Freud" -Verboten! "Hitler" -Verboten! :O Nein!

13:15 <ConfusionRift> Of course. USB is standard. :P

13:15 <FruitNibbler> Man I love old french comedy

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13:20 <ConfusionRift> Time for the sleeps. See ya laters.

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13:44 <Electron> The Great and Powerful Bore.

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13:49 * unicodingunicorn nosies Lumin

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13:50 <Cel_Pone> Hell~o, again, equestria. I am the Cel-Pone, I ring when I rasie the sun. :3

13:50 * unicodingunicorn waves

13:50 * Lumin noses Uni back

13:50 <Lumin> 'w'

13:50 <Lumin> notice anything weird about my desktop name?

13:51 <Cel_Pone> I should call my sister, Lun_Pone. o3o

13:52 <Cel_Pone> Oh wait, I forgot...

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13:52 <unicodingunicorn> nah not really?

13:52 *** LunaticHell is now known as Pony_14799

13:53 <Pony_14799> Oh come on.

13:53 *** Pony_14799 is now known as LunaticHell

13:53 <unicodingunicorn> hahaha

13:53 <LunaticHell> here we go *ahem* Oh right, that's me, the Lun_Pone!

13:54 <LunaticHell> I'm not mentally fast enough to identify myself in 30 seconds. o3o

13:54 <LunaticHell> I need to remember that the command is not literally /msg nickserve and also that's not how it's spelled.

13:56 <Cepheid> :P

13:56 * Cepheid sits on LunaticHell.

13:57 <LunaticHell> Sometimes I think I should really grow a pair...

13:57 <LunaticHell> ...of arms. https://derpibooru.org/575018

13:57 <LunaticHell> But then I just kick back and listen to the sound of these here sjws http://66.media.tumblr.com/3269866259b991e4b7aa1ff8a3bb59e2/tumblr_inline_nito5dBvlH1r93f1o.jpg

13:58 <LunaticHell> Smooth Jazz Waluigis.

13:59 <LunaticHell> Cepheid: Today I'm having my "intentionally missleading Sun...Saturday."

14:02 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Official Pony Wall Lights Now Available on Amazon  [ http://tinyurl.com/jnecmg9 ]

14:02 <Cepheid> Heh.

14:07 <Divide|Tech> Hee.

14:07 <Lumin> it's Lumidna

14:07 <Lumin> instead of Lumindia

14:07 <Divide|Tech> One of my TL's chickens is smarter than the average bird.  She figured out that the top of the food tray is open, and so she fluttered her way atop to survey her dominion.

14:08 <Lumin> ahha

14:13 <Cepheid> So I started playing a video of a kitten with audio, no big deal.  Except I look over to Tizzy.

14:13 <Cepheid> She's glaring towards my laptop.

14:13 <Cepheid> http://www.instagram.com/p/BBUT8enzZfB

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14:16 <Cepheid> http://imgur.com/gallery/fihSI Cute cat.

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14:29 <Cepheid> So, what is everyone up to this morning?

14:34 <Magearna> Playin' Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness.

14:40 <Cepheid> Tizzy, you are not supposed to be on the table.  <Tizzy>  Mrow.

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14:42 <Electron> !mail Sour_Sweet http://imgur.com/a/9hpYs

14:42 <DerpyBot> Mail delivered! Thank you for using the Derpy Mail Service 6_9

14:46 * Cepheid files a lawsuit against DerpyBot, claiming that she is unreliable as a mail delivery pony.

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14:53 <RomTheBronyGuru112> http://www.equestriadaily.com/2016/06/pony-musician-melodicpony-passes-at-age.html  i'm at a loss for words right now...

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15:51 <Spit_Fire> http://fav.me/da7nuzq ponies going to jail ^_^

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16:01 <ADragonDreaming> meow

16:01 * unicodingunicorn boops the cat-ness out of the dragon

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16:06 * SunsetShimmer rather enjoyed ace attorney today, as was expected....so adorbs! x3

16:06 <LunaticHell> I'm boiling up, it's too hot and too much wa- *hugs SunsetShimmer* -ter in the air.

16:07 <LunaticHell> And hugs.

16:07 <LunaticHell> Not too much, but lots.

16:09 <FruitNibbler> 57% here

16:09 <FruitNibbler> Kinda normal

16:09 <FruitNibbler> 31.2°C though is a tad too much

16:14 <NewNickName> guys

16:14 <FruitNibbler> gals

16:15 <NewNickName> i have read someting so suptid that i want to wash my eyes with bleach

16:15 <NewNickName> since this is a german post i will translate it

16:15 <FruitNibbler> I can german

16:15 <NewNickName> fluently ?

16:16 <FruitNibbler> After 15 years living in Germany I assume I am that far

16:16 <NewNickName> ahahaha :D

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16:19 <FruitNibbler> M'thumb is rather inconveniently maimed

16:19 <NewNickName> in german: in zukunft wäre die menscheit möglich auf der sonne zu gehen, erst im winter und in der nacht sind die verhältnisse ideal dafür

16:20 <FruitNibbler> Not seriously, but in such places that I can't avoid irritating the damaged areas

16:20 <FruitNibbler> http://imgur.com/iThaQ2N

16:20 <NewNickName> in english: humanity can walk on the sun in the future, it would be perfect if its winter and nighttime so that humanity has it easier

16:21 <NewNickName> FruitNibbler it looks serious

16:21 <NewNickName> :D

16:21 <FruitNibbler> It hurts to use a mouse

16:21 <FruitNibbler> Since the mouse is a Razer Naga with thumb buttons

16:21 <NewNickName> bandage ?

16:22 <FruitNibbler> And I press buttons 11/12 with that bend on the finger, the rest with the tip

16:22 <FruitNibbler> Both bits of the finger damaged -.-*

16:22 <Sour_Sweet> In case you want MelodicPony's music: I collected all the tracks, edited the MP3s so they have all the ID3 tags (artist, genre, correct title, year of release, cover etc.) and packaged them up into an album: https://pony.kab-s.de/MelodicPony.zip Downloads have been provided by him for free and there is no reason to use Bandcamp because there is little chance anyone will ever see the

16:22 <Sour_Sweet> revenue.

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16:24 <FruitNibbler> NewNickName, bandage will not help with a compression briuse (with subdermal hematoma) and concussion briuse with nail separation from the nailbed

16:25 <FruitNibbler> I poked the hematoma so I would not have coagulated piece under my skin at the joint skin fold

16:25 <NewNickName> does it hurt very bad ?

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16:25 <FruitNibbler> Well do bruises hurt?

16:26 <FruitNibbler> Ofc it does hurt

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16:28 <Fn> Silly connection

16:28 <NewNickName> :D

16:29 <Fn> My clan in Planetside2 plays today, so I have a kind of obligation

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16:48 <fyrepony> in 5 more years i can probably get decend car in good 2000� price

16:48 <fyrepony> some nice suv

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16:54 <wobniaR> Wow your interwebs are butts today SunsetShimmer

16:54 <SunsetShimmer> they've been butts for 3 days now - fun fact, I'm actually on the worst provider in the UK. :P

16:55 <Spit_Fire> SunsetShimmer, ?

16:55 <SunsetShimmer> Internet provider.

16:55 <Spit_Fire> SunsetShimmer, oh

16:55 <Spit_Fire> SunsetShimmer, were you part of the vote that took place?

16:56 <SunsetShimmer> not personally, the whole thing was just a big mess and I wanted no part of either side

16:56 <Spit_Fire> SunsetShimmer, http://fav.me/da7lhn6

16:56 <Spit_Fire> SunsetShimmer, that write of that is from GB

16:56 <Spit_Fire> not sure where he lives

17:00 <Spit_Fire> SunsetShimmer, umm hope that was funny and not offensive

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17:00 <Spit_Fire> ?

17:00 <Spit_Fire> SunsetShimmer_, umm did you see the link?

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17:02 <VinylScratch> I saw it, was just tussling with the dog... :P

17:02 <Spit_Fire> ^_^

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17:07 <Cepheid> I really, really dislike SportChek's bike maintenance service.

17:07 <Cepheid> Every year, I bring my bike in for the same issue, they never fix it.

17:07 <Cepheid> This year it's even worse.

17:07 <Cepheid> They acknowledged the issue, and what would be required to fix it, told us it'd cost $4 total to fix it, and so on and so on, so we agreed to it.

17:08 <Cepheid> Week later, go to pick up the bike.  "Yeah, we just gave it the usual tune-up."  "And the bearing replacement?"  "We didn't feel the need to do it."

17:08 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Short Paper Derpy Animation: The Queen's Speech [ http://tinyurl.com/zpa5t3p ]

17:08 <ADragonDreaming> Order the actual service, and mandate that you want it done.

17:09 <ADragonDreaming> Say upfront that if it's not done, you will not be paying.

17:09 <Cepheid> We told them we want it done, and that we'll be by tomorrow to see if it's getting done, or will be done.

17:09 <ADragonDreaming> A bearing replacement should take about 30 minutes of actual labor.

17:09 <Cepheid> Yeah.

17:09 <ADragonDreaming> If that.

17:09 <Cepheid> That's what the guy at the desk said

17:10 <ADragonDreaming> Provided there's no other jobs ahead of yours, it should be same day.

17:10 <Cepheid> The problem is the bearings in the pedals are broken/damaged, which is resulting in the clicking sound I keep hearing.

17:10 <Cepheid> ADragonDreaming:  Alas, this guy just assigned the task to the person who told us she'd replace the bearings.  And said it'd be done sometime after a few other jobs tomorrow.

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17:12 * Cepheid noms on subway.

17:13 * Cepheid also researches MHGen for details.

17:13 <Cepheid> One thing that catches my interest is..  "Hyper" monsters.

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17:18 <Cepheid> Stupid microwave.

17:19 <Divide|Tech> "All computers crash." -Arya Stark

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17:24 <Spit_Fire> Can some pony buy this for me?  ^_^  http://www.barrett-jackson.com/Events/Event/Details/1989-LAMBORGHINI-COUNTACH-25TH-ANNIVERSARY-EDITION-195863

17:24 <Spit_Fire> (just kidding)

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17:28 <Cepheid> Oi, Lagombi, get over here!

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17:28 <Spit_Fire> Cepheid, fan?

17:28 <Cepheid> What?

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17:29 <Spit_Fire> Cepheid, fan of lagombi?

17:29 <Cepheid> No.  I just want to kill it, is all.

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17:30 <unicodingunicorn> !seen CleverDerpy

17:30 <DerpyBot> unicodingunicorn: The last time I saw CleverDerpy was 2016-06-18 18:35:08 UTC

17:30 <unicodingunicorn> 8 days ago...

17:30 * unicodingunicorn whimpers and ear-flopsies

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17:36 <Cepheid> Two less lagombi to worry about.

17:37 <Spit_Fire> Cepheid, umm ok..

17:37 <Spit_Fire> Cepheid, http://www.barrett-jackson.com/Events/Event/Details/1968-SHELBY-GT500-KR-CONVERTIBLE-195851

17:37 <Spit_Fire> Cepheid, better?

17:38 <SunsetShimmer> I think you miss what he's talking about

17:38 <Cepheid> I don't like cars.

17:38 <SunsetShimmer> he's playing a game, not talking about cars

17:38 <Cepheid> I'm hunting a monster in MH4U.

17:38 <SunsetShimmer> ^

17:38 <Spit_Fire> SunsetShimmer, oh...

17:42 <wobniaR> Alright finally home time to watch the new ace attorney

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17:50 <Cepheid> ADragonDreaming:  If you're available, and up to it, I'm hunting Deviljho.

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17:56 <Double> Mmm

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18:08 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Spotlight Music: Tiara / Rayna's Song  [ http://tinyurl.com/hsjjnnz ]

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18:20 <Divide|Tech> .. I am going to scream.

18:20 <Divide|Tech> Our subcontractors are IDIOTS.

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18:22 <Spit_Fire> Divide|Tech, ?

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18:23 <SunsetShimmer> He works IT assistance, Spit_Fire, and he has himself some bad times with it

18:23 <Spit_Fire> oh

18:23 <Spit_Fire> :(

18:23 <SunsetShimmer> Sometimes that feels like the only times people going into IT have. x3

18:24 <Cepheid> IT is one of those depressing fields.

18:25 <Cepheid> Especially problem-fixing IT.

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19:08 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Plushie Compilation #223 [ http://tinyurl.com/h3owx8v ]

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19:17 <Cepheid> Worst Deviljho battle ever.

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19:17 <Cepheid> Two KOs in the first 3 minutes.

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19:33 <Sour_Sweet> !mail Electron https://goo.gl/M958jK

19:33 <DerpyBot> Mail delivered! Thank you for using the Derpy Mail Service 6_9

19:33 <Sour_Sweet> Best Moonbutt plush EVER!

19:33 <Cepheid> ..

19:33 <Cepheid> DerpyBot screwed up.

19:33 <Cepheid> She sent that message to me.

19:34 <Sour_Sweet> DinkyBot will fix it :P

19:34 <Sour_Sweet> Useally

19:34 * Spit_Fire puts a cupcake on Cepheid head ^_^

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19:49 <Cepheid> I have made a terrible, terrible mistake.

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19:50 <Le_Box> sooo...

19:50 <Cepheid> Hoi.

19:51 * MarsToSirius wiggles in the general direction of Le_Box.

19:51 <Le_Box> hello~oh ok then

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19:52 <KooK> I said what what

19:52 <Le_Box> so, hows it going?

19:52 <Cepheid> Is I-35 really as bad as claimed?

19:52 <KooK> Which part of i-35?

19:52 <KooK> I live like, 10 minutes from that interstate.

19:53 * Spit_Fire waves to KooK

19:53 <Cepheid> Any part of it.  All I ever hear is that it's regularly backed up and a pain to travel.

19:53 <Spit_Fire> KooK, are you the big car pony here?

19:53 <KooK> I never have an issue with it

19:53 <Cepheid> As I am Canadian and nowhere near it, I cannot comment on such.

19:53 <KooK> I've taken it down to Texas and back

19:53 <Le_Box> XD

19:53 <KooK> I sort of know of cars, why?

19:53 <Spit_Fire> KooK, know this type?  http://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/moncton/1975-bricklin-sv-1-auto-air-alloys/1158494804?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

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19:54 <Spit_Fire> KooK, http://www.barrett-jackson.com/Events/Event/Details/1975-BRICKLIN-SV-1--196329  

19:54 <Spit_Fire> KooK, better info on that page

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19:55 <KooK> It looks a little familiar but I know very little about the things

19:55 <Spit_Fire> oh ok

19:55 <KooK> Funky thing

19:55 <KooK> I have a buddy that's into that stuff that could probably rattle off everything about it.

19:56 <Cepheid> So, it's looking like I only work one day next week, and then get...

19:56 <Spit_Fire> KooK, they called the Bricklin cars "The Corvette Killer"

19:56 <Cepheid> Five days off.

19:56 <Spit_Fire> Cepheid, O.O

19:56 <KooK> Nothing was fast back then :P

19:56 <KooK> They also called the RC51 the 1 liter Ducati eater :P

19:59 <Cepheid> Spit_Fire:  I'm part-time, and work shift-based work.  On top of that, my employer tries to limit the hours I work for whatever reason.  I'm never able to work more than 39 hours in a two-week period.

19:59 <Spit_Fire> Cepheid, :(

19:59 <Spit_Fire> Cepheid, so they don't have to pay you any benifits I'm guessing

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19:59 <Spit_Fire> KooK, heh

20:00 <Cepheid> I will get benefits, eventually.

20:00 <Cepheid> Just after November.

20:00 <Cepheid> I need to work with the company for a year before they give me benefits.

20:00 <Spit_Fire> KooK, watching the Barrett Jackson auction?

20:00 <Spit_Fire> Cepheid, O.O  

20:00 <Spit_Fire> Cepheid, a year?

20:00 <Spit_Fire> that's long time...

20:01 <Cepheid> Eeeyup.

20:01 <Cepheid> That's how this company works.  Not surprisingly it's an American company.

20:01 <Spit_Fire> Cepheid, that explains a lot

20:02 <Spit_Fire> Cepheid, umm is it ok to ask which one?

20:02 <Cepheid> Western Inventory Services

20:03 <Spit_Fire> don't know it

20:03 <Cepheid> It's an inventory service.  Basically a bunch of poor people go to a store, and spend anywhere from 3 to 8 hours counting stock because the people of the store can't be bothered to do their own job.

20:04 <wobniaR> Moonbutt you say

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20:04 * Spit_Fire hugs Cepheid

20:05 <Spit_Fire> KooK, know anything about WRX sti's?

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20:10 <KooK> Good cars, thin body, thin paint, thin carpets, difficult ECU's to work with some days, good drivetrain, hard to make big power

20:10 <KooK> Great daily drivers

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20:10 <KooK> Fun cars

20:11 <Spit_Fire> ECU?

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20:11 <Spit_Fire> KooK, thinking of getting one umm someday (when working again)

20:12 <KooK> Do you just want to drive it or do you want to modify it?

20:14 <Spit_Fire> umm want to put a proformace chip in it so play with the gas mileage (to improve it)

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20:14 <KooK> You wont really improve fuel mileage much at all

20:15 <Spit_Fire> what about taking the wing off the back?

20:15 <KooK> It will help, but it wont do a ton.

20:15 <KooK> You can do a lot of little things and probably increase it 3-5mpg

20:15 <Spit_Fire> you have one?

20:15 <Spit_Fire> you think just a wrx would be better?

20:16 <KooK> Eh

20:16 <Spit_Fire> KooK, do you or did you have a wrx sti?

20:16 <Spit_Fire> KooK, and do you think just a wrx would be better then the sti?

20:17 <KooK> I'd drive an STI over a standard WRX if it were me, if you're worried about fuel mileage though I would get something else completely

20:17 <Spit_Fire> heh ^_^

20:17 <KooK> If you want something unique you can get a Saab 9-2x Aero

20:18 <Spit_Fire> oh that was just the one annoying part that would like to improve is all

20:18 <KooK> The Saab 9-2x Aero was a Saab/Subaru collaboration where Saab took a WRX wagon and put their own touches into it, so it's more comfortable inside, has HID's, I think it looks better, and it's normally cheaper.

20:18 <KooK> WRX engine, turbo, transmission, AWD system...

20:19 <KooK> Problem is they're kind of rare and getting old.

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20:20 <Spit_Fire> oh

20:20 <Spit_Fire> and none around my home :(

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20:23 <Spit_Fire> KooK, next year maybe will try to get to the New Barrett Jackson acution in CT

20:27 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Discussion: Have You Ever Been to a Brony Meetup or Convention? How Did You Like it?  [ http://tinyurl.com/zolfp66 ]

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20:28 <KooK> I've wanted to go to one

20:29 <KooK> Just a mess of cars :D

20:30 <Spit_Fire> KooK, heh ^_^

20:30 <Spit_Fire> KooK, but they have neat ones there you won't see again

20:31 <KooK> Get me a Porsche if you go, please.  I prefer a 930 but I'll take anything really.

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20:35 <Spit_Fire> KooK, they just sold one http://www.barrett-jackson.com/Events/Event/Details/1988-PORSCHE-930-SLANT-NOSE-195912

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20:36 <Spit_Fire> KooK, http://www.barrett-jackson.com/Events/Event/Details/1955-PORSCHE-SPYDER-RE-CREATION-196178  look at the price on that one

20:37 <KooK> Not a bad re-creation

20:37 <KooK> That slant nose though

20:37 <KooK> Mmmmmmmmmmmm

20:39 <KooK> There are people who don't like the slant nose, but it's just something weird and unique.  I love the way the 930 looks normally, I love the slant nose too.

20:39 <Spit_Fire> KooK, ^_^

20:39 <Spit_Fire> KooK, next year? ^_^

20:40 <Spit_Fire> KooK, http://wwwb.autotrader.ca/a/Porsche/930/MOUNT+HOPE/Ontario/19_9397724_/?showcpo=ShowCPO&orup=1_15_5  only other one I found (you could ask Cepheid to pick it up for you) :P

20:41 <KooK> My goodness...

20:41 <Spit_Fire> bad find?

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20:50 <Cepheid> Aaahahaha.

20:50 <Cepheid> Asking me to pick up a car.

20:50 <Cepheid> First off, I'm terrified of driving a car or vehicle, regardless of "how much different it is when you're in control."  And secondly?

20:50 <Cepheid> I don't have my license.

20:50 <Spit_Fire> Cepheid, so? :P

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20:52 <KooK> Spit_Fire: that last 930, I wish there were more pictures but I do love that car

20:53 <Spit_Fire> KooK, oh

20:53 <Spit_Fire> KooK, Cepheid said he would pick it up for you ^_^ :P

20:54 <KooK> Thanks Cepheid

20:58 <KooK> You get to drive it through the rocky mountains

20:58 <Spit_Fire> KooK, where do you live? ^_^

20:59 <KooK> Iowa

20:59 <KooK> Wait, what part of canada is that?

20:59 <KooK> Whenever I think of Canada I think of BC

20:59 <Spit_Fire> KooK, north east of you ^_^

21:00 <Spit_Fire> KooK, near the great lakes ^_^

21:00 <Spit_Fire> KooK, umm I'm in Canada but I"m on the east coast (NB)

21:01 <Spit_Fire> atlantic coast ^_^

21:01 <KooK> Ah whatever :P

21:04 <Spit_Fire> KooK, no 930's around you?

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21:16 <Electron> Wow, Sour_Sweet, dat plushie... this is gorgeous. :O

21:16 <Sour_Sweet> YES. It sure is

21:17 <Sour_Sweet> And it's made in Russia. Your country does something besides Vodka after all

21:17 * Electron is pleasantly shocked

21:17 <Finwe> o3o

21:18 <Finwe> Good evening, every equine of finite volume.

21:18 <Electron> Fun fact: the country I live in does not make the best vodka, Sour_Sweet.

21:18 * Electron doffs his orbit to Finwe

21:20 * Finwe noms on Electron's spin.

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21:24 <Cepheid> Debating what I want for dinner.  Can either go hamburgers like the parents planned, ooooorrr...

21:24 <Cepheid> I can head downtown, get some sushi.

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21:26 <Cepheid> Think I'll do hamburgers.  It's warm out and downtown's busy with all sorts of festivals.

21:26 <Finwe> On St. Johnsmas?

21:27 <Finwe> Almost everyone's out in the countryside or archipelago here.

21:27 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Livestream Saturdays and Drawfriend [ http://tinyurl.com/gwxql5f ]

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21:29 <Electron> Why my first thought was "Hey, it's Cepheid" when I glanced at this picture? — http://dsp2003.deviantart.com/art/MLPFiM-It-s-A-Wonderful-Day-Outside-616955735

21:29 <Pony|44635> Hey everybody!

21:29 <Electron> Hej.

21:29 <Cepheid> That's pretty much me, yeah.

21:30 <Cepheid> Also, I walked out of my bedroom, Spitfire was at the doorway.  He promptly ran off due to my sudden approach, ran into my mom's bedroom, and immediately vomited.

21:30 <Pony|44635> You all ready for Legend of Everfree in fall 2016?

21:32 <Pony|44635> Ahem!

21:32 <Surreal_Nightmares> Ded.

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21:35 <MarsToSirius> I couldn't care less about Equestria Girls tbh. sry m8

21:36 <MarsToSirius> o he's gone

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21:43 <Electron> Shmootsy-wootsy huggy-snuggy.

21:46 * Finwe snuggles a Surreal_Nightmares.

21:46 <Finwe> !twilight time

21:46 <DerpyBot> It's not Twilight time right now, silly!

21:46 <Finwe> :(

21:47 <Finwe> Quarter to midnight, it's most certainly twilight time!

21:47 * Surreal_Nightmares noms on Finwe's floof.

21:47 * LunaticHell pokes Finwe.

21:48 <LunaticHell> Is Luna time, actually.

21:48 * Surreal_Nightmares crowns on LunaticHell.

21:48 <LunaticHell> I'm not Luna, desu. o3o

21:49 <Cepheid> I should grab Grim Dawn while it's on sale..

21:49 <LunaticHell> You should, it's really good. ^^

21:49 <LunaticHell> I'm hunting down legendaries atm.

21:50 <LunaticHell> I've been playing it since it was in early-access, as of last update is isn't, anymore.

21:50 <Cepheid> Heh.

21:51 <MarsToSirius> Anyone here have any expertise with a program called SpeedFan?

21:51 * Surreal_Nightmares crowns on MarsToSirius.

21:54 <Surreal_Nightmares> My dog just sneezed 4 times in a row.

21:57 <LunaticHell> Cepheid: I'm rocking a rifle called "The Scarlet Marksman"

21:57 <LunaticHell> It's so cool.

21:57 <Cepheid> Stats?

21:58 <LunaticHell> Let's just say it's a level 75 epic level that rivals legendary rifles.

21:59 <LunaticHell> I also re-fordged a legendary spear used to kill a legendary beast and now I have my own super awesome legendary sword.

22:00 <LunaticHell> Yeah, spear into a one handed sword, why not?

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22:27 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Comic: Videogame / Without Magic 106 / Everfree 41 / Ashes 70 / Chaos Future 19 / Tenebris 1:4 / Epilogue 12 / Princess' Worth 4 [ http://tinyurl.com/z3czehy ]

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22:36 <Cepheid> Let's check out this Grim Dawn game.

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22:46 <LunaticHell> Cepheid: Oh yeah I'm collecting lots of good stuff, when you get to be level 50+, I'll see that I can get you something nice.

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22:48 <Cepheid> Sounds good.

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23:27 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Story: Firebird Dahlia (Update Complete!)  [ http://tinyurl.com/pwsjeww ]

23:27 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Story: Carousel [ http://tinyurl.com/jfukvt3 ]

23:28 <Cepheid> Man, 10-core processors.

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23:31 <roflin> yes plz, c++ compile times would be sooo much better :+ </nerd>

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23:32 <Cepheid> Yeah, really that's usually the primary benefit of it right now.  And properly-designed multithreaded applications.

23:32 <Cepheid> Of which are mostly common in the business, development and science applications.

23:32 <Cepheid> Games...  Not so much.

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23:34 * Cepheid whistles at the corpse of a boss in Grim Dawn. "Dang. Haven't felt difficulty like that in a while in an ARPG."

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