Log archive of EquestriaDaily for Tuesday, 2016-06-28

00:00 <Heartbreak> Oh Fluttershy. You're more terrifying because none of the ponies expect the Shy.

00:01 <Phantasma_Eeria> Plus flutterbat

00:01 <Schism> By the way, never, /ever/ ask Discord, 'How is a raven like a writing desk?'  

00:02 <Schism> Bad Things happen.

00:03 *** SleepFrame is now known as FreezeFrame

00:03 <Phantasma_Eeria> How do?

00:03 <Phantasma_Eeria> *so?

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00:04 <Schism> He goes a little nuts at being asked a riddle without an answer.

00:05 <Phantasma_Eeria> Discord is implementing Heisenberg's uncertainty principle in ponies.... YAY!

00:05 <Heartbreak> Ponies in boxes takes on a new meaning.

00:05 <Phantasma_Eeria> ?

00:05 <Schism> No, no, that's Schroedinger's.

00:06 <Phantasma_Eeria> What?

00:06 <Heartbreak> Phantasma_Eeria: Flutter bat without the "Twilight using magic in an irresponsible way."

00:06 <Schism> (This box may or may not contain a tiny Dash.)

00:06 <Coco_Nut> Heartbreak, he punished bad children.

00:06 <Schism> Randomly: I keep hearing tell of a Magic: the Gathering film, but I know that even if they produce one... it'd not be the one I really want to see.

00:06 <Phantasma_Eeria> What?

00:06 <Heartbreak> Coco_Nut: Ok? Not sure what the goats did.

00:06 * Phantasma_Eeria turns into a machine that spews out "what"s

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00:07 <Princess-Luna> the goats didn't do anything. :P

00:07 <Phantasma_Eeria> Schism: who were you talking to about the Schrödinger thing

00:08 <Schism> Schroedinger's Dash.  This box has a 50% chance of containing a certain cyan pegasus, but you don't know for sure until it's opened.

00:08 <Heartbreak> Princess-Luna: But Coco_Nut said that he punished the bad ones.

00:08 <Coco_Nut> There were goats?

00:08 <Coco_Nut> I thought they got turned into donkeys.

00:08 <Heartbreak> You said there were.

00:08 <Princess-Luna> The film adaptation used donkeysd

00:08 <Heartbreak> Oooooooh.

00:09 * Heartbreak frowns at Coco_Nut.

00:09 <Princess-Luna> As a point of fact, the bad boys were being given an ironic punishment

00:09 <Heartbreak> He -tricked- them!

00:09 <Phantasma_Eeria> That's Heisenberg's uncertainty principle Schism Schrödinger's cat was a thought experiment

00:09 <Princess-Luna> they were acting like 'donkeys' and thus became them

00:09 * Heartbreak humphs.

00:09 <Coco_Nut> Well if they were really good boys they wouldn't have let him

00:09 <Princess-Luna> ^

00:09 <Heartbreak> Like they knew what they were doing.

00:09 <Heartbreak> That's no punishment.

00:09 <Schism> No, the uncertainty principle says that while you can deduce the location of an electron, or its speed, you cannot accurately find both.

00:09 <Heartbreak> A punishment ends at some time.

00:09 <Princess-Luna> It's an old school moral

00:10 <Heartbreak> It's a horrid moral.

00:10 <Princess-Luna> very black and white

00:10 <Coco_Nut> It's like biting your nails will get your fingers cut off.

00:10 <Heartbreak> Too black and white for my tastes.

00:10 <Heartbreak> Which is extreme.

00:10 <Princess-Luna> NOW it looks awful, but back then it was a way of scaring kids into being good

00:10 <Princess-Luna> which as we know is poor as a concept

00:10 *** CyberJacob is now known as zz_CyberJacob

00:10 <wobniaR> Be good or Luna will eat all your candy

00:10 <Heartbreak> Scaring the little ones into behaving is dumb.

00:10 * Heartbreak hugs Princess-Luna.

00:11 <Coco_Nut> Well it works for a lot of Christians.

00:11 * Princess-Luna hugs HB

00:11 <Princess-Luna> and politicians

00:11 <Heartbreak> Pfffffffffffff! I laugh at Coco_Nut.

00:11 <Phantasma_Eeria> Schism: Schrödinger's cat was a thought experiment used to explain Heisenberg's uncertainty principle

00:11 <Coco_Nut> Now I really must sleep, despite the urge to discuss this further

00:11 <Heartbreak> Course later in life those who were raised in that environment will have mental and emotional scars.

00:12 <Princess-Luna> nini coco

00:12 <Princess-Luna> <3

00:12 <Heartbreak> Go to sleep. My interest and energy to talk about this topic wains.

00:12 <Schism> Well, more a thought experiment used to illustrate how very silly quantum mechanics is.

00:12 <Coco_Nut> Ninight Luna

00:12 <wobniaR> No you go to sleep

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00:12 * wobniaR throws Heartbreak to bed

00:12 * Schism patpats Coco, offers a.. aww, gives the cup of tea to Princess-Luna instead.

00:12 * Princess-Luna has coffee made out of two types of granules

00:12 <Heartbreak> it doesn't mean I'm going to sleep.

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00:13 <Heartbreak> it just means that it's a lot of effort to talk about the implications of religious upbringings and the trauma it can inflict.

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00:14 <Phantasma_Eeria> Schism: hmmm...I guess I mangled my information....I appreciate the correction

00:14 <wobniaR> Still sending you to bed with a nice bedtime story

00:14 <wobniaR> Everyone loves the hungry hungry caterpillar

00:15 <Heartbreak> But nop-pony wants to -feed- the hungry hungry caterpillar...

00:16 * Schism gives a mouse a cookie.

00:16 <Princess-Luna> He's no baby, he'll feed himself

00:16 <wobniaR> H^

00:16 <Princess-Luna> " But what if a bird eats him? " Circle of life, baby!

00:17 <wobniaR> Perfect lesson for kids from your neighborhood friendly princess

00:17 <Princess-Luna> Be the bird, not the caterpillar

00:17 <Tirek> Alright.

00:18 <Schism> And of course, the early bird gets the worm.

00:18 <Tirek> Each and every one of you will be under my rule!

00:18 * Schism flings a ruler at Tirek.

00:18 <Princess-Luna> How about no, you silly billy

00:18 <wobniaR> All hail Lord Tirek!

00:18 * Cepheid accurately determines Schism's speed and location at the same time.

00:18 * Schism is not, however, an Electron.

00:18 <Cepheid> ... Says here you're headed to the moon.

00:19 <Princess-Luna> He's not wrong

00:19 <Princess-Luna> !moon Schism

00:19 <DerpyBot> Grab my tail, Schism!

00:19 *** Schism was kicked by DerpyBot (To the moon!)

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00:19 <Schism> Wargh!

00:19 * Phantasma_Eeria calculates Schism's de Broglie wavelength

00:19 <Tirek> I already have built several space stations on the moon. I gave the moon amazing horns.

00:19 <Tirek> And a beard.

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00:20 <Princess-Luna> Drat, he left!

00:20 * Schism peers at three letters on the surface of the moon. "CHA? Wonder what that means."

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00:20 <wobniaR> I'm back baby!

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00:20 * Cepheid flops off to a much-needed shower.

00:20 * Princess-Luna waves at wobniaR to moon him and then....nah, she got that out of her system with Schism

00:21 <Cepheid> Hum, I guess I should clean up my bed first.

00:21 <wobniaR> You wouldn't do it anyway you love me too much

00:22 <Tirek> That's lewd.

00:22 <wobniaR> U

00:22 <Tirek> Don't moon people, Luna.

00:22 <Tirek> Have some decency.

00:22 <wobniaR> I was gonna make that joke but you just had to lol

00:22 <Moonlightning> *upper Canterlot accent* GASP! That is /hardly/ proper conduct for a /princess!/

00:23 <Schism> That's not an upper Canterlot accent, that's a mid-Atlantic accent.  <.<

00:23 <Sour_Sweet> She just wants to share the experience with people being banned to the moon for a thousand years herself.

00:24 * Phantasma_Eeria speaks in the Royal Canterlot voice "hello, I am blue and my favourite colour is Eeria"

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00:29 * Surreal_Nightmares noms Phantasma_Eeria

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00:29 * Heartbreak leans on Princess-Luna.

00:30 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Drawfriend Stuff #1938 [ http://tinyurl.com/zbyetqg ]

00:30 * Phantasma_Eeria hugs Princess-Luna Surreal_Nightmares and Heartbreak

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00:31 * Surreal_Nightmares murrs and happily noms Phantasma_Eeria

00:33 * Surreal_Nightmares blankets on unicodingunicorn

00:35 * Princess-Luna hugs all

00:35 * Surreal_Nightmares squees and crowns on Princess-Luna

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00:41 <Cepheid> https://www.instagram.com/p/BBUT8enzZfB/ Electron's home in the coming weeks.

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00:46 <Cepheid> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YudzneyjzM

00:46 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

00:46 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Cute Lost Cat Rolling Around in Catnip Toys in Pet Store

00:47 * Moonlightning boops johnsey.

00:48 <Moonlightning> Maybe make Derpy say she needs to go ask Twilight if the lookup takes /more/ than a second. XD

00:51 <wobniaR> Nah Derpy is perfect the way she is

00:53 <Moonlightning> Derpy sometimes kicks ponies who've been chatting normally for spamming when she lags, like right after netjoins :P

00:54 <Phantasma_Eeria> :P

00:54 <Sour_Sweet> She no longer does that

00:55 <Sour_Sweet> Also it was cute and perfectly appropriate

00:55 <Moonlightning> Wait, really? When was that fixed? :P

00:55 <Moonlightning> also, how?

00:56 <Sour_Sweet> Try to figure out who is screaming yourself when you can't even see straight!

00:56 <Moonlightning> ...wat

00:56 <Sour_Sweet> xD

00:56 <Moonlightning> ...oh

00:56 <Sour_Sweet> She no longer kicks spamming folks at all

00:56 <Moonlightning> Yeah, but /kicking ponies.../

00:56 <Sour_Sweet> That's the fix :P

00:56 <Moonlightning> ... :P

00:58 <Heartbreak> Huh?

00:58 * Surreal_Nightmares noms on Moonlightning's tail

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01:02 * Moonlightning flicks tail…the part of it that isn't being nommed, anyway.

01:03 * unicodingunicorn noms on Surreal_Nightmares

01:03 * Surreal_Nightmares blankets on unicodingunicorn

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01:06 * unicodingunicorn snuzzlea happily!

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01:14 <Cepheid> I wonder if the Walmart tomorrow will be prepped at all.  I'd like to get out at a decent time.

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01:30 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by The Illustrious Q: Andrea Libman to Attend SDCC 2016! [ http://tinyurl.com/zz58axo ]

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02:30 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: "Starlight Glimmer and the Secret Suite" and "Ponyville Confidential" get Covers  [ http://tinyurl.com/j3nd5nt ]

02:31 * Schism returns from the store... with cheese and pickle.

02:31 * Schism passes a cheese and pickle sandwich to Princess-Luna on a roasted garlic bun.

02:32 * Surreal_Nightmares hats on Schism, watching the cheese.

02:32 <Princess-Luna> Oh god the description of Ponyville confidential is concerning

02:32 <Princess-Luna> Who authorised that?!

02:33 * PKid flops

02:33 <PKid> pony

02:33 <Princess-Luna> " The high-profile fans known as Bronies are also discussed, covering the media's problematic reaction to them and the Bronies' response when the My Little Pony cartoons didn't conform to their expectations. " - LOL

02:34 <Princess-Luna> this'll be on the back of a book published and for sale. :P

02:34 * Schism boops Surreal_Nightmares with a similar sandwich. Melty cheddar cheese and Branston pickle.

02:34 * Surreal_Nightmares murrs happily and eats while on top of Schism's head.

02:38 <wobniaR> What

02:38 <wobniaR> W h a t

02:39 <wobniaR> I mean, it's not wrong

02:39 <PKid> what

02:39 <wobniaR> I'm gonna buy that book just because of that

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02:40 <PKid> i hope people don't seriously think the show should conform to their standards

02:40 <Surreal_Nightmares> Illuminati conformed.

02:40 <PKid> now granted, i like that they've been aware of the fandom's silliness and acknowledge us sometimes in the show, but i never expect it

02:40 <PKid> i just like watching cute ponies and feeling feels

02:40 <Princess-Luna> " <PKid> i hope people don't seriously think the show should conform to their standards " - Death threats have been sent to VA's and writers.

02:41 <wobniaR> Also secret suite, insert lenny face here

02:41 <Princess-Luna> thats where we're at on that.

02:41 <PKid> well those people have completely missed the point of the show

02:41 <PKid> back to MMOing

02:43 <wobniaR> How do i do a lenny face in irc

02:43 <SketchyShades> I'm a new pony here! Hay!

02:43 * Surreal_Nightmares hats on SketchyShades

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02:44 <wobniaR> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

02:45 <wobniaR> There we go

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02:46 <wobniaR> Anyway the description of that thing is negative from the beginning

02:46 <wobniaR> I doubt it's going to be anything more than a pile of steaming poop

02:46 <wobniaR> I can smell that bias from the past

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02:50 <wobniaR> SketchyShades r u ok

02:50 <SketchyShades> Yea?

02:51 <wobniaR> Good goos

02:51 <SketchyShades> im normal! :D

02:51 <SketchyShades> not really...

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02:52 <wobniaR> Same

02:52 <SketchyShades> I'm new to this so...

02:52 <wobniaR> Welcome to a place

02:53 <wobniaR> Sometimes people chat here

02:53 * OceanBound waves hello

02:53 <wobniaR> Mostly everyone's a nerd to some degree

02:53 <SketchyShades> Hiya

02:53 <LeeRoy> hello random people

02:53 <Princess-Luna> 'sup, Leeroy?

02:54 <SketchyShades> i can be a nerd to ponies and art/music so... 😅

02:54 <wobniaR> 👍👌💯🐎

02:54 <OceanBound> woah

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02:54 <LeeRoy> Princess-Luna: hello

02:54 <SketchyShades> Hi

02:54 <OceanBound> is it just me or does my client render emojis?

02:54 <wobniaR> It does

02:54 <SketchyShades> yus

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02:55 <SketchyShades> I'm bored

02:56 <OceanBound> nice

02:56 <wobniaR> You have the whole internet at your disposal

02:56 <LeeRoy> anything you want too talk about? whats on your mind

02:56 <wobniaR> Unbored yourself!

02:56 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> !seen Jon-The_Bronynerd

02:56 <DerpyBot> The_Nostalgia_Mare: The last time I saw Jon-The_Bronynerd was 2016-06-27 19:26:38 UTC

02:57 <SketchyShades> Fav band?

02:57 <LeeRoy> brony or non brony?

02:58 <SketchyShades> non brony music 🙃

02:58 <SketchyShades> I never really got into that sadly

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02:58 <LeeRoy> i like a little bit of everything really

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02:59 <LeeRoy> im open to new things, any recommendations?

02:59 <SketchyShades> Same tbh except country I mean I listen to a little bit of folk tho

02:59 <wobniaR> Yo skrill drop it hard

03:00 <LeeRoy> wub wub wub?

03:00 <SketchyShades> my favorite band will always be Circa Survive

03:00 <SketchyShades> i also like Mogwai

03:02 <LeeRoy> not bad

03:02 <SketchyShades> also Assorted Jelly Beans I love bands that aren't well known and also I'm so 90s for listening to Assorted Jelly Beans

03:03 <SketchyShades> right now I'm listening to Travel Is Dangerous by Mogwai

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03:03 <KooK> Drove the bug to dog training classes and the auto parts store, had 2 people honk, 3 people wave, 1 stop to talk to me, and one guy at the auto parts store drive through the lot just to take a picture.

03:03 <KooK> It's funny when you don't have to DD it

03:04 <LeeRoy> i would do this too if i saw a giant bug just run though

03:04 <SketchyShades> same

03:06 <SketchyShades> anybodyplay Xbox

03:06 <LeeRoy> PC Master race

03:06 <LeeRoy> FOOL

03:06 <SketchyShades> nuuuuuuu

03:06 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> PS4 Master Race.

03:07 <SketchyShades> actually I'm a console gamer but I think PC is better so XD

03:07 <LeeRoy> i have a PS3 does this count?

03:07 * Princess-Luna is multiplatform for life

03:07 <SketchyShades> yes

03:07 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> !link https://youtu.be/C6PbWhWGUrY

03:07 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

03:07 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Moana Official US Teaser Trailer

03:07 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> I'm hyped for this movie. It feels kinda Right.

03:07 <Goatroth> Did someone say PC Master Race?

03:08 <LeeRoy> looks good to me

03:08 <SketchyShades> maybe

03:08 <wobniaR> Yes

03:08 <wobniaR> Pc mustard race

03:08 <SketchyShades> YAS

03:08 * Princess-Luna rolls eyes. x3

03:08 <OceanBound> the thing about consoles is that you buy the whole thing just to play games

03:08 <SketchyShades> true

03:09 <LeeRoy> so true

03:09 <Goatroth> kek, gotta love how people think replacing a word with a condiment is somehow an insult

03:09 <Surreal_Nightmares> Give me a PC. I need to do some work on it.

03:09 <Princess-Luna> He's being playful

03:09 <Princess-Luna> not necessarily insulting.

03:09 * StormDashNLR bows infront of Princess-Luna how is the night

03:09 <Goatroth> Oh I know, but some people actually use it as an insult.

03:09 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> You mean Salty, Goatroth?

03:10 <SketchyShades> ewwww salty!!!! I hate that saying its cringeworthy

03:10 <Goatroth> How does that word replace another one in a title?

03:10 <Goatroth> Think a little bit before you speak, eh?

03:10 <wobniaR> NaCl

03:10 <SketchyShades> *shrugs*

03:10 <Princess-Luna> SketchyShades: He was talking to somebody else. :P

03:11 <SketchyShades> 🙃

03:11 <LeeRoy> thinking on the internet is not aloud

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03:11 <Goatroth> Clearly.

03:11 <Princess-Luna> Thinking is actually advised. :P

03:11 * Surreal_Nightmares wears Princess-Luna as a scarf.

03:12 * wobniaR forgets how to breathe

03:12 * LeeRoy forgets to think

03:13 <SketchyShades> Neigh!

03:13 <LeeRoy> We are all ponies now

03:14 <SketchyShades> Yus

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03:16 <SketchyShades> I'ma go everypony /) byeeeeeeeeeeeee

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03:16 <fyrepony> that was really bad dream,  was bit paralyzed before waking up since i was so tired

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03:17 <wobniaR> Yeah sleep paralysis is annoying

03:17 <LeeRoy> sleep paralyses is normal

03:18 <wobniaR> The worst part is the nightmare your body induces when you're half conscious

03:18 <LeeRoy> a little scary but normal

03:19 <LeeRoy> wobniaR: thats just the tantabus

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03:23 <LeeRoy> any topic anyone would like to discus

03:23 <Princess-Luna> Chat doesnt really do topics much, it just tends to be breezy conversation. :P

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03:23 <OceanBound> mmh

03:23 <Thelema5> Hello, everypony.

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03:23 <Pony_40510> Derp

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03:25 <LeeRoy> Thelema5!

03:25 <Thelema5> Dats me!

03:25 <LeeRoy> i made the most Horrible cider

03:25 <Thelema5> Oh no!

03:25 <Thelema5> What went wrong?

03:26 <LeeRoy> Drinking it

03:27 <Thelema5> :P

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03:27 <Thelema5> What was the problem?

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03:27 <LeeRoy> my plastic this was a little on the big side i might have needed to but more of everything

03:28 <Thelema5> Assuming everything you used was sanatary and sterile, there's not a whole lot that can go wrong.

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03:29 <Thelema5> What sort of Juice did you use?  What kind of yeast?  Did you sterilize everything which came in contact with the cider?  How long did it ferment?  Was the fermenting container airtight (with an airlock)?

03:30 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Nightly Discussion #757 [ http://tinyurl.com/gple8q5 ]

03:31 <LeeRoy> Meijer brand juice, Cheep meijer brand Yeast.

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03:32 <LeeRoy> i think i didnt do the best job in sterilizing the thing

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03:34 <LeeRoy> Thelema5: it also fermented for about a week

03:35 <Thelema5> Like, a bread yeast?  That's probably half your problem.  Bread yeasts are most suited to making, well, bread.  They can't survive in anything but very low ABV environments, and will wind up producing gross tasting cider.  The other half was likely poor sanitation- everything used, from a simple spoon used to stir it once, to the fermentation vessel must be perfectly sterile.y

03:35 <Thelema5> *sterile

03:36 <Thelema5> A typical cider will take about a month to ferment out, and another month-two to clear and mature.  So that's also a contributing factor.

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03:36 <LeeRoy> Thelema5: well i done hecked up

03:36 <Schism> I don't think anyone gets it right the first time.

03:37 <Schism> Never done anything of the sort myself, that's just the impression I've gotten.

03:38 <Thelema5> LeeRoy, just take more time with your next attempt.  The one thing which cannot be stressed enough is keeping everything perfectly, surgically sterile.  Your goal is to have your chosen yeast as the /only/ micro-organism eating all that sugar, in a controlled and sealed enviroment.  Anything else which is accidentally introduced is going to affect the results.

03:38 <Sour_Sweet> Practice is key in many situations, so yeah you're probably right there. Never brewed anything myself despite iced tea

03:40 <LeeRoy> ok so find better yeast, clean everything better and don't get to excited about MLP drinking games before the cider is ready got it

03:41 <Thelema5> Techniques are a little difficult to get down, and practice definately helps.  It's important to develop a sort of discipline in prepping equipments and planning in order to avoid accidental contamination.

03:41 <wobniaR> Or just buy some cider and save yourself the time

03:42 <LeeRoy> ill try again later when i have the time

03:43 <Sour_Sweet> +1 for wobniaR's solution

03:44 <LeeRoy> you guys are no fun, the feel you'll never get rich making apple cider RUINED

03:44 <Thelema5> LeeRoy, just cleaning isn't really enough.  I typically use 3 washes of each item with 160 degree water and soap. followed by a rinse in a sanitizing solution of  phosphoric acid and dodecylbenzenesulfonic acid.

03:44 <Thelema5> Each item is then held in the acid solution until the moment I am ready to use it.

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03:45 <LeeRoy> ill see what i can do

03:46 <Thelema5> You can buy commercial sanitizers like "Star San" which work wonders.  They can seem a bit pricey, but it can be reused again and again.

03:46 <LeeRoy> let me get a pen

03:46 <LeeRoy> ok get it

03:47 * LeeRoy faceHoof

03:48 <Schism> You ever look around and figure, "Okay, I totally need to a cleanup tomorrow"?

03:48 <LeeRoy> all to much

03:48 <Schism> All this sanitization talk has gotten me to give our kitchen (well, the apartment) a gimlet eye.

03:48 <Thelema5> https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61YKVvXf%2BnL._SL1280_.jpg This is the best product.  This 16 ounce concentrate will last you a very, very long time.  It's mixed one ounce per 5 gallons of water, and the 5 gallons can be reused for a few months before the PH drops too much.

03:49 <Thelema5> Just be careful with the undiluted product, because it's very caustic.

03:49 <Schism> ITYM "before the pH /rises/ too much".

03:50 <LeeRoy> Thanks! Thelema5 ill see what i can do with my limited funds

03:50 <Thelema5> Thanks, Schism.  Yer right!

03:51 <Schism> Or, you know, before it eats through the container.

03:51 <LeeRoy> Ok enough about my drinking problem

03:51 <Thelema5> (I don't actually test the solution, I toss it when it begins to smell  like sulfur.  It's a sure sign that /something/ has found a way to live in it.

03:51 <Schism> That's a good call, Thelema5.

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03:52 <Schism> If a cleaning solution starts to smell off like that, you probably won't be able to use it for anything afterwards.

03:53 <Schism> Speaking about off odours, it is absolutely and utterly time for me to clean out the fridge.

03:53 <Thelema5> Nope.  It's a sure sign that the phosphoric acid is reacting with organic material.

03:53 * Thelema5 Douses Schism's fridge with acids

03:54 * LeeRoy thinks of the day where he can drink his own cider and is with filled with determination

03:54 <Schism> You know, I've heard that a combination of nitric acid (1 fl oz.) and hydrochloric acid (3 fl oz.) is an absolutely wonderful device for cleaning.

03:55 <Schism> (Those who haven't quite gotten the tone of that statement: DO NOT DO THIS AT HOME.  EVER.  I am NOT kidding, never do that.  Period.

03:55 <Schism> )

03:55 <Thelema5> XD

03:56 <Schism> The blasted combination dissolves /gold./  NOTHING DOES THAT.

03:56 * LeeRoy slowly puts the acids away

03:58 <Thelema5> Who used those substances to hide his riches during nazi occupation?  Dissolved all of his gold into a solution of nitric acid, only to precipitate it out of solution years later

03:59 <Thelema5> I want to say it was Bohr

03:59 <Schism> Oh, that would be George de Hevesy.

03:59 <Schism> However, the Nobel prizes were actually owned by Max von Laue and James Franck.

04:00 <Schism> He placed the resultant solutions on a shelf in the Niels Bohr Institute, which may be where you got that.

04:00 <Thelema5> Yeah, probably.

04:01 <Schism> The combination of acids is known as 'aqua regia', or the 'water of kings', and has the peculiar distinction of being the closest to a universal solvent that we're ever likely to reach.

04:01 <Thelema5> Good old aqua regia.

04:02 * LeeRoy feels left out

04:05 * Schism grumbles. "I'm tidying up around here... because I keep seeing things that need to be cleaned now. What have you done!"

04:05 * Schism tidies the dust around his desk, well, most of it. More will require light...

04:06 * LeeRoy realizes this was all a devious plan buy Thelema5 to get us to clean

04:07 <Thelema5> My fastidiousness is contageous

04:11 <Schism> "How long has it been since you've had a family member in your apartment?" "Aside from my brother?  About three years, not totally su--oh Celestia." "Yeah.  And Honeysuckle Apple has been a mother for..." "... I think I'm going to have to go home and clean up my own place."

04:12 <Thelema5> :P

04:12 <LeeRoy> XD

04:13 <LeeRoy> can you guys help me out?

04:13 <Schism> I keep coming up with weird and yet entirely sitcommish situations like that...

04:14 <Schism> I'm afraid that Thelema5 would be the best here to help you with cider.  As I mentioned, I've not a jot of experience.

04:14 <LeeRoy> oh no not the cider,

04:15 <Thelema5> I'm always happy to try and help, LeeRoy.

04:15 <Thelema5> Not always very successful at it, though.

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04:15 <LeeRoy> i don't know it just came to me

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04:16 <LeeRoy> ive been strugglingwith depression for a very long time

04:16 <LeeRoy> im fine

04:17 <Thelema5> Are you under the care of a medical professional?

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04:18 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> !mbox list

04:19 <LeeRoy> no as i said im fine i don't feel like i need medical help

04:20 <Thelema5> So how can we help?

04:21 <LeeRoy> what you guys don't know is im a writer i think i can write some really good stories

04:21 <LeeRoy> i have a novel 2-3 MLP fanfictions in the works but

04:22 <LeeRoy> i can never write them

04:24 <LeeRoy> when ever i get the itch to write

04:25 <LeeRoy> i get this voice of self doubt and suddenly i cant write a single word

04:26 <Thelema5> Depression makes it very hard to find the motivation to do things, and to stay focused on completing projects.  I understand- I struggled with chronic depression for 10+ years.

04:26 <LeeRoy> wow... over 10 years

04:26 <Thelema5> The ironic part is that the more we work through the depression and force ourselves to do stuff, the more that stuff actually helps.

04:27 <Thelema5> Yeah, I've been improving drastically over the past 2 years.

04:27 <Thelema5> The best thing to do, I think, is to just focus on putting one foot in front of the other, and then repeating it.

04:28 <LeeRoy> so write a word then a sentence then a paragraph?

04:29 <Thelema5> Set small, realistic goals and grind through the doubt, depression, and negative feelings to acheive it.  Yeah, simple goals.  Like- write one sentence each day which encapsulates what your goals are.

04:30 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Comic: Last Copy / Auntie Pinkie 2 / Rogue Diamond 7:25 / Descendants 1:16 [ http://tinyurl.com/z6jjn8m ]

04:30 <Thelema5> It sounds dumb, but every small victory can help you set larger goals.

04:30 <Thelema5> Larger "realistic" goals.

04:31 <LeeRoy> well this was easier than i thought i never knew id meet someone that knew Exactly how i feel but had a Worse experience

04:31 <LeeRoy> i thought i had it bad

04:32 <LeeRoy> 10 years sounds rough

04:32 <PKid> Thelema5

04:32 <PKid> i got a job

04:32 <Thelema5> Really though, if you're struggling with depression a medical diagnosis and treatment is in order.  Even if you decide on a non-medical approach, a doctor can help put you in touch with appropriate resources.  Saying that you have depression but that you're okay is just like saying that you have cancer, but it's fine.

04:33 <Thelema5> PKid, that's great!

04:33 <Thelema5> Congratulations.

04:33 <PKid> thanks

04:33 <LeeRoy> ill go call my doctor about this and see what we can do from there

04:35 <Thelema5> There's no shame in having depression- it's every bit a physical condition as an infected wound.  Some infections respond well to medication, others to heat and compression.  Your doctor will probably offer a few approaches.

04:36 <Thelema5> The important thing is that you keep communicating with others about how you're progressing.

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04:37 <LeeRoy> thanks again

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04:37 * Princess-Luna raises an eyebrow

04:38 * Thelema5 welcomes Larson!

04:38 <Princess-Luna> Ha

04:39 <ICanTrollBetterThanFaust> You know what I love to think about?

04:40 <Princess-Luna> bacon?

04:40 <ICanTrollBetterThanFaust> Angel snuggling with a brown girl bunny.

04:40 <Princess-Luna> Bunnies are kinda cute snugglers

04:41 * Thelema5 wriggles his nose

04:41 <ICanTrollBetterThanFaust> Angel & Flipsy: *Nuzzling*

04:42 <Princess-Luna> Flipsy a bunny OC?

04:42 <ICanTrollBetterThanFaust> Yup.

04:42 <Princess-Luna> Hare enough

04:43 <Princess-Luna> ...yeah that wasn't quite as good a pun as it deserves, but that's life.

04:44 <ICanTrollBetterThanFaust> I think about Angel like no one else ever would.

04:45 <Princess-Luna> I think it's better left not shared in here too much.

04:45 <ICanTrollBetterThanFaust> Huh?

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04:45 <Princess-Luna> Nevermind - just remember there's a generally Family oriented rating here. :P

04:46 <ICanTrollBetterThanFaust> I know. I meant that appropriately since many people despise him.

04:47 <Princess-Luna> I don't really despise him myself, he's a comedic little bunny who does, in a twisted way, look out for Fluttershy

04:47 <Princess-Luna> { he's probably the most interesting PART of any given fluttershy episode. }

04:48 <ICanTrollBetterThanFaust> I imagined him in several episodes in my imaginary MLP series, and I think they're better than the Gary episodes in Spongebob.

04:49 <Princess-Luna> Was never into spongebob

04:51 <ICanTrollBetterThanFaust> Here's a sketch I made recently about him apologizing for his actions in Putting Your Hoof Down http://kandoo4.deviantart.com/art/I-m-Sorry-Fluttershy-617522749

04:52 <Princess-Luna> The thing here is that fluttershy already knows how to communicate with him. :P I don't think she needs a third party for that.

04:52 <ICanTrollBetterThanFaust> Yeah... It's from an unused episode.

04:53 <ICanTrollBetterThanFaust> I misunderstood the whole communicating with animals rule with Fluttershy (even though she can't talk to bunnies, unlike Eliza).

04:54 <Princess-Luna> Well, clearly she can talk to bunnies. x3

04:54 <ICanTrollBetterThanFaust> But not in words. Angel has to communicate in charade.

04:54 <ICanTrollBetterThanFaust> It's a good sketch though, right?

04:55 <Princess-Luna> It's alright - I mean I'm not gonna lie and say overly more than that because, well, it's a simple sketch and such.

04:56 <ICanTrollBetterThanFaust> It's a nice piece to me.

04:56 <Princess-Luna> It is.

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04:57 <ICanTrollBetterThanFaust> But here's something I put together on MS Paint. http://kandoo4.deviantart.com/art/Special-Someponies-Forever-563126823

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04:57 <Princess-Luna> At any rate, it's 5AM and I promised myself some sleep

04:57 <Princess-Luna> so thats my plan as of right now

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05:40 <Thelema5> Hi, Ali.

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05:58 <Thelema5> !link white socks

05:58 <DerpyBot> https://derpiboo.ru/646547?scope=scpe18cde169b4f69d288164145854bd2ec76b727e16

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05:58 <Thelema5> DerpyBot, those socks are clearly rainbow colored.

06:00 <Thelema5> !link marble pie

06:00 <DerpyBot> http://derpibooru.org/559534

06:01 <Thelema5> !link limestone

06:01 <DerpyBot> https://derpiboo.ru/718344

06:02 <Thelema5> !link little red

06:02 <DerpyBot> http://e926.net/post/show/362741/ambiguous_gender-bigger_version_at_the_source-blue

06:02 <Thelema5> O.o

06:02 <Thelema5> Deleted?  Horseapples!

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06:05 <unicodingunicorn> ambigous gender?

06:07 <Thelema5> Ugh, I just spent $120 on tickets to a music concert fest I would rather pay to avoid.  I don't know any of the bands playing, and their music sounds like drivel to me.  I'll be forced to stand shoulder to shoulder with any number of sweaty, dirty mudbloods throughout the course of it while breathing in their germs and rotten breath

06:08 <Thelema5> unicodingunicorn, the background pony known as little red is hard to classify as either a filly or a colt.

06:08 <PKid> totally misread mudbloods ars a racial slur lol

06:08 <Thelema5> It's a satirical slur

06:09 <Thelema5> "people with cultural tastes I don't share"

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06:10 <unicodingunicorn> really?

06:10 <unicodingunicorn> I can't find a pic

06:11 <Thelema5> She's the one shown here next to DT: http://goo.gl/IpuIik

06:12 <Thelema5> She's been in several of the CMC episodes in season 4 & 5

06:13 <Thelema5> Most significantly in Twilight Time

06:13 <MarsToSirius> I'm glad you think of music fans as "sweaty dirty mudbloods"

06:13 <Thelema5> No, not music fans.  Festival attendees.

06:13 <MarsToSirius> It isn't freaking Woodstock anymore, dude.

06:14 <MarsToSirius> Or maybe it is and I'm now wondering why you came into the situation of dumping a Benjamin on something you clearly have no interest in.

06:14 <Thelema5> I regard myself as a music fan.  It takes a different sort to crowd in to a festival where there's 3 people per square foot.

06:15 <Thelema5> MarsToSirius, it's a birthday gift for my SO- she wants to attend.

06:15 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> MarsToSirius.

06:15 <MarsToSirius> Do you know who's performing?

06:16 * The_Nostalgia_Mare sits on MarsToSirius, dressed as Mei.

06:16 * MarsToSirius speedboosts The_Nostalgia_Mare to the next point.

06:16 <Thelema5> The Lumineers, and a bunch of bands I've never heard of.

06:16 <MarsToSirius> That's... what I'm asking about. The bands you've never heard of.

06:16 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Ooohh, Lucio player, MarsToSirius?

06:16 <MarsToSirius> Our interests don't exactly collide, maybe I know them. :p

06:16 <Thelema5> I'm not very current on pop music.

06:17 <MarsToSirius> Sometimes. Mostly on KOTH though

06:17 <MarsToSirius> Support in quickplay's always a bit of a crapshoot and I'm working on my Tracer game rn

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06:18 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Mmm.

06:18 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> I'm a Mei Player

06:18 <MarsToSirius> Well, even so, if it's a bunch of pop bands then I doubt you'll have much to worry about as far as hygiene is concerned, other than the normal stock of "we're outside in the summer so sweat"

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06:18 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> I pretty good and annoying to the opposing Team.

06:18 <MarsToSirius> Again, it won't be Woodstock, it's not gonna be free love and drugs or whatever

06:18 <Thelema5> Half of the performers have man-buns in their promo-shots, one is wearing a thanksgiving wreath as a hat.

06:19 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> My best match was When I had a streak of 19 Kills.

06:19 <MarsToSirius> Huh. Then I probably don't know any of them

06:19 <MarsToSirius> I stopped caring about alternative indie rock many moons ago when Imagine Dragons stopped being interesting

06:20 <Thelema5> MarsToSirius, I just just /loathe/ crowds.  I was at woodstock 94, and live just 15 miles from the town.  It likely /will/ be a mini-mini woodstock.

06:20 <MarsToSirius> The_Nostalgia_Mare, the only character I haven't been "on fire" with in OW, after some 60ish hours of playing... is Mei. :V

06:20 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Mmm.

06:20 <MarsToSirius> I understand that perfectly, but would she have been disappointed if you'd just gotten one ticket for her, and not gone yourself? Maybe do something else with her with the sixty or so you're spending on yourself to go do something you don't want?

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06:21 <Thelema5> Nah, couples are supposed to do stuff together as a shared experience.  I'll deal with it.

06:23 <Thelema5> I've even gone so far as to purchase music from the man-bun groups so that I can prepare myself accordingly.

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06:28 <Finwe> o3o

06:28 <Finwe> Good morning, everypony!

06:28 <Finwe> Lts MarsToSirius and The_Nostalgia_Mare!

06:28 <Finwe> _o7

06:28 <Finwe> Mr Thelema5.

06:28 * Finwe doffs his hat.

06:28 * MarsToSirius rolls around Finwe, saluting all the while.

06:29 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Radm. Win-I mean Finwe. (Salutes)

06:29 <Finwe> Iceland cleared their way to quarter-finals of Euro 2016, sending England home with a 2–1 score yesterday.

06:30 <Finwe> Well, the Englishmen already had some experience of exiting the European community, so it must have been easy for them.

06:31 <MarsToSirius> o3o

06:31 <MarsToSirius> So many people on my Twitter just *riled* at how England performed in that game.

06:31 <MarsToSirius> You'd think a 2-1 game would be pretty close but it certainly didn't sound like it from what I was seeing

06:33 <Finwe> The best chance for England was the penalty kick on 4th minute, from which they scored their only goal.

06:33 <Finwe> Which was the only shot on goal from Wayne Rooney. o3o

06:35 <Finwe> Meanwhile, the rebellious trans-Atlantic colonies reached the fourth place in South American football championships.

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06:37 <MDP> hello

06:38 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Hi.

06:38 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> MarsToSirius, Cutest Overwatch Character.

06:39 <MarsToSirius> Look, OK

06:39 <MarsToSirius> The obvious answer is Mei

06:39 <MarsToSirius> So to spice it up I'm gonna have to share second place

06:39 <MarsToSirius> ... Snowball

06:39 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Hehe.

06:39 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Third place is D.Va.

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06:40 <MarsToSirius> "I still love you."

06:40 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> I'd buy a Mei Plushie in a instant.

06:40 <MarsToSirius> Actually, do you know if that's a context-based voice line, or does she say that occasionally regardless of who she eliminates/

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06:40 <MarsToSirius> Seems to be most common when she eliminates Reinhardts

06:40 <ConfusionRift> Hello everypony.

06:40 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Hi.

06:41 * MarsToSirius waves at MDP, ConfusionRift, and FedoraMane, simultaneously!

06:42 * Surreal_Nightmares hats on MarsToSirius

06:42 * ConfusionRift wavies.

06:42 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Mars, Mei or D. Va?

06:43 <ConfusionRift> Who, what, and when? o_0

06:43 <Surreal_Nightmares> Cutest Overwatch character is the payload.

06:43 <ConfusionRift> Oh, that...

06:44 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> The Cutest is Roadhog.

06:44 <Surreal_Nightmares> Yus.

06:45 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Hmm.

06:45 <MarsToSirius> I main D.va, so... bit of bias.

06:46 <MarsToSirius> Been playing Zarya a /lot/ more as of late, though, she's just a really strong tank right now ever since the McCree nerf.

06:46 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Well, For the "I still love you" to Reinhardts. Who says that?

06:47 <MDP> whats everyone up to these days during pony hiatus

06:48 <Thelema5> After three rounds of counting, I just discovered that my "rapid" resting heartbeat is considered (upper-range) normal.  I've been terrified of this in the past.

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06:48 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> MDP, Overwatch.

06:48 <MDP> hmm i have a heartbeat monitor on my cellphone.. wonder what my resting  hb is

06:48 <MarsToSirius> D.va says that rarely when she scores a final blow.

06:48 <Thelema5> I seem to convince myself time and time again that I'm going to have a heart attack at any moment- it's a sickness.

06:49 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Ok.

06:50 * MDP checks his heart rate. ah im at 65 bpm

06:50 <MarsToSirius> 65 is very good

06:50 <Thelema5> MDP, mine is about 90 BPM, which I always thought was just seconds away from death.  Turns out that 90 BPM is high-range normal

06:50 <MDP> last time i checked it mine was at 58 bpm  resting

06:50 <MarsToSirius> It can get to 120-150 during exercise. That'd be mighty inconvenient lol

06:50 * ConfusionRift shrugs. He might be the contrarian here.

06:51 <MDP> i should try excersizing one of these days and checking my rate then

06:51 <MarsToSirius> In what way?

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06:52 <ConfusionRift> I have no interest in Overwatch.

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06:52 <BabsWrench> Hey

06:52 <MarsToSirius> s'all gud

06:52 <MarsToSirius> hai there

06:52 <ConfusionRift> Hey there.

06:52 * Finwe invokes M-x latex-mode

06:52 <BabsWrench> Whats up?

06:52 <Finwe> Lt Cdr ConfusionRift!

06:52 <Finwe> _o7

06:53 <ConfusionRift> RAdm. Finwe. (salutes)

06:53 * unicodingunicorn hats on Finwe!

06:54 <PKid> zzz

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06:58 <Finwe> Hello, unicodingunicorn!

06:59 * unicodingunicorn boops in response!

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06:59 <Finwe> Mr Jon-The_Bronynerd.

06:59 * Finwe doffs his hat.

06:59 <Jon-The_Bronynerd> Mr. Finwe.

07:00 * Jon-The_Bronynerd doffs his muffin hat.

07:00 <Finwe> Jon-The_Bronynerd: Did you see Iceland beat England yesterday?

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07:00 <Jon-The_Bronynerd> I saw

07:00 <Finwe> Truly a remarkable match. o3o!

07:00 <Jon-The_Bronynerd> Aye

07:01 <Finwe> https://i.redditmedia.com/6btNNDRqRzJtHiN9foLNlnwZ5ub6zjHrgDGqJ42BuPw.jpg?w=712&s=a7bc5daba0f4882ee5bca6c04f40d222

07:01 <Finwe> o3o

07:04 * Surreal_Nightmares noms on unicodingunicorn's tail

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07:08 <Finwe> Mr Bubble-Berry.

07:09 * Finwe rather effervescently noms on Bubble-Berry.

07:11 * Thelema5 goes to bed

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07:14 * unicodingunicorn tail swishies

07:15 <Finwe> Hey! No tail-swishing in hat form!

07:15 * Finwe noms on unicodingunicorn's tail.

07:15 * unicodingunicorn squeaks

07:15 <Finwe> !hat

07:15 <DerpyBot> May I take your hat, sir?

07:15 <DerpyBot> May I take your hat?

07:15 <Finwe> Yup.

07:15 * Finwe hoofs his unicodingunicorn to DerpyBot.

07:18 * Surreal_Nightmares wears Finwe as a hat

07:19 * unicodingunicorn eeps, doesn't want to be unhatted

07:19 * Finwe is a fancy top hat.

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08:03 <Finwe> Noes! The temperature has risen 0.6°C over 20. D:

08:03 <Finwe> However are we to survive this heat wave?

08:03 <Surreal_Nightmares> :D

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08:04 <Surreal_Nightmares> Should've seen a few days ago, it was 115 F in my area.

08:04 <Surreal_Nightmares> :D

08:05 <FN_away> Hue

08:06 <FN_away> We have 0.2 over 30°C

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08:07 <Surreal_Nightmares> Ah that's nothing.

08:08 <FN_away> That's the sweet spot

08:09 <Surreal_Nightmares> My sweet spot is in the negatives.

08:09 <FN_away> That is sweet spot for nudists

08:09 <Surreal_Nightmares> True.

08:09 <Sombra> Poor Arizona

08:09 *** FN_away is now known as Fn

08:13 <ConfusionRift> Already went through that heat wave. Seems it's starting to cool down here. (102F)

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08:14 <ConfusionRift> It's night, so it's 75F, which is great.

08:14 <ConfusionRift> :P

08:14 <Surreal_Nightmares> Oooh perfect.

08:14 <ConfusionRift> It's cool, but not cold. And it's humid, so the breeze is nice.

08:16 <Surreal_Nightmares> I don't remember the last time it was humid here.

08:16 <ConfusionRift> It's been raining. Otherwise, it would just be the dryyyy heaaaaat.

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08:17 <Surreal_Nightmares> I want rain! :U

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08:22 <OceanBound> you people and your silly units

08:22 * Surreal_Nightmares noms on OceanBound's belly.

08:22 <Surreal_Nightmares> I have your belly.

08:22 <ConfusionRift> I know, right? :P

08:22 <Finwe> Surreal_Nightmares: 115°F sounds scorching.

08:22 <ConfusionRift> It is, very much is.

08:23 <OceanBound> what is 115F in proper science units?

08:23 <Surreal_Nightmares> It probably went a few degrees higher.

08:23 <Surreal_Nightmares> Freedom.

08:23 <ConfusionRift> 115F is... 115F?

08:23 <Surreal_Nightmares> 115 Freedoms.

08:23 <ConfusionRift> That is 115 units over No Freedom.

08:23 * Surreal_Nightmares wears OceanBound as a hat

08:23 <Finwe> OceanBound: (115 - 32) * 5/9, I think.

08:24 <Surreal_Nightmares> It's around 40 C.

08:24 <Surreal_Nightmares> I think.

08:24 <OceanBound> 315K?

08:24 <OceanBound> woah

08:24 <ConfusionRift> You can boil water at that temperature.

08:24 <Finwe> 46.1°C

08:24 <Finwe> 319 K

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08:25 <OceanBound> that is hot

08:25 <ConfusionRift> In the end, it's hot.

08:25 <Surreal_Nightmares> Yes.

08:25 <OceanBound> it's like only 35C here

08:25 <Surreal_Nightmares> And I lived to tell the tale.

08:25 <ConfusionRift> Especially hot with no humidity.

08:25 <Surreal_Nightmares> And nom on OceanBound's tail.

08:25 <Finwe> Surreal_Nightmares: Where do you live? In the Arizonan desert?

08:25 <Surreal_Nightmares> Oh yeah, there was no humidity as well.

08:25 <Surreal_Nightmares> Nah, California.

08:26 <Surreal_Nightmares> It just happened.

08:26 <Finwe> :0

08:26 <Surreal_Nightmares> Then it cooled down quickly after that.

08:26 <Surreal_Nightmares> 20-30 F cool down next day.

08:26 <Surreal_Nightmares> Crazy.

08:28 <ConfusionRift> You should come here. :P

08:29 <ConfusionRift> We are getting snow during the summers, and dry heat during the winter. And then, switcheroo. All is convoluted.

08:29 <Surreal_Nightmares> Kill me now.

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08:29 <Surreal_Nightmares> I want that.

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08:31 <Gladiolus> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j05hzwQf8pA

08:31 <Gladiolus> o3o

08:31 <Finwe> o3o

08:31 * Finwe o3o's at Gladiolus.

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08:32 <Gladiolus> .3.

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08:40 <ConfusionRift> Surreal_Nightmares: Trust me, it's when you least want it.

08:40 <Surreal_Nightmares> Good.

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08:47 <Electron> 3 kittens.

08:48 * Surreal_Nightmares boops Electron.

08:48 <Electron> Stahp that!

08:49 * Surreal_Nightmares curls up on top of Electron's head and noms the mane.

08:49 <Electron> You... :I

08:51 <Surreal_Nightmares> Hi.

08:52 * Electron pokes Surreal_Nightmares a little bit

08:52 * Surreal_Nightmares nose lickies her own nose in response

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08:55 <LunaticHell> gooooooood actual morning, equestria.

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08:55 * Surreal_Nightmares wears LunaticHell as a crown

09:12 <LunaticHell> huh ok

09:12 <Surreal_Nightmares> :D

09:12 * Finwe hugs a LunaticHell.

09:13 * Surreal_Nightmares lays used Finwe's belly as a pillow.

09:13 * ConfusionRift patpats Electron's head, and lets him be. Seems a little fuzzed. :P

09:14 * Electron is being patpatted: "Hello, ConfusionRift."

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09:14 <ConfusionRift> Hello there.

09:15 * LunaticHell hugs ConfusionRift.

09:15 * Surreal_Nightmares switches to Electron and uses his belly as a pillow

09:15 * ConfusionRift patpats LunaticHell's head as well.

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09:15 <LunaticHell> :3

09:16 * Electron doesn't know what to do with Surreal_Nightmares

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09:43 <Fn> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoJx9sXeP34

09:43 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

09:43 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about How to Fight Your Procrastination Anxiety (and Win!)

09:43 <Fn> She is the cutest girl I've ever seen

09:43 <Fn> All like shiny and cute

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10:00 <ConfusionRift> Sleepy time. Laters.

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10:12 * Schism yawwwns, waking back up. "Summer comes with waves of heat, at long, long last - spring's last gasp is over now, a season gone so fast."

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10:59 <Schism> My, has /this/ set of superglue tubes ever lasted a while.  $10 for a set of five, we're still on the first and it has plenty left after, like, years.

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11:08 <Schism> Still insufficient to repair these headphones to max capacity, but eh...

11:11 <Fn> kek I tricked DuoLingo

11:11 <Fn> I passed the test by brute-forcing through 3 attempts

11:12 <Schism> Been there.  With a workplace training session, no less...

11:12 <Fn> That is I took the test till I have gotten all the easy answers

11:12 <Schism> Kind of missing the point there, ne?

11:12 <Fn> And passed without the actual scruple

11:13 <Schism> In my defense, the questions on my test bore no relation to anything brought up in the training session, /at. all./

11:13 <Fn> Was just testing if it can be done

11:13 <Schism> Oh, fair enough then.

11:13 <Fn> Duolingo is a program that is meant to help me learn spanish

11:13 <Schism> Also, Fn, while others might not like Estee's fics (they can be kind of hit and miss), I think you'd enjoy 'em.

11:13 <Fn> Testing out by sheer luck doesn't teach me anything

11:13 * Schism nodnods, "I'm familiar with it, to some extent anyway."

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11:14 <Fn> I was just baffled this morning

11:14 <KooK> Let me sleep

11:14 <Fn> Opened the app and I am like 8 lessons ahead

11:14 <Schism> No, wake up and make me breakfast.

11:14 <Schism> Fn: Hehe.

11:14 <KooK> Never

11:14 * Fn sings: "Wake me up! Before you gogo"

11:15 <Finwe> Messrs Schism, KooK and Fn.

11:15 <KooK> Don't leave me hanging down like a yo yo

11:15 <KooK> Finnish

11:15 * Finwe doffs his LaTeX source file.

11:15 <Schism> rAdm. Finwe.

11:15 * Schism doffs his garlic bun with bacon.

11:15 <Fn> Hola, mr. Finwe

11:16 <Fn> I have found that my languages do not mix

11:16 <Fn> I can, in fact learn spanish in italian

11:16 <Fn> If anything it separates them even better

11:16 <Finwe> Va bene.

11:17 <Fn> I have suddenly much more courses in DuoLingo than I originally had

11:18 <Finwe> Prego, signor Fn, avere un posto a sedere.

11:18 <Fn> Italian in french, english and spanish (all subtly different)

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11:18 <Friend> Hello! I returned!

11:18 <Finwe> Vi faccio un'offerta che non si può rifiutare.

11:18 <Friend> How are you?

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11:19 <Finwe> Mr Friend.

11:19 * Finwe doffs his hat.

11:19 <Friend> What?

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11:21 <Fn> Per favore, no.

11:22 <Friend> Ciò che non è necessario?

11:22 <Finwe> Chiaramente non hai capito.

11:23 * Finwe slips a severed horse head into Fn's bed.

11:23 <Fn> Mi refuto!

11:23 <Fn> rifiuto*

11:24 <Fn> Eh google translate is unusually slow (i can't spell all the words correctly even if I know them :P)

11:25 <Friend> Come ho capito)

11:25 <Finwe> Mi scusi, devo andare.

11:25 <Fn> Italian kind of has words that so close to english/spanish/french words, but spelled that little bit differente

11:26 * Finwe sets course for lunch.

11:26 <Friend> Io in realtà russo)

11:27 <Finwe> До свидания, Friend.

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11:27 <Friend> Пока!

11:28 * Finwe trots off towards the cafeteria.

11:30 <Fn> Nothing like have your "High noon" blocked by the Mei wall on your team...

11:31 <Fn> having*

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11:32 <Lumindia> a luna

11:32 * Lumindia praises moonbutt

11:32 * Princess-Luna Hiiiiigh-moons FN

11:32 <Friend> I was not able to translate

11:33 <Princess-Luna> Friend: Only English here, please

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11:34 <Friend> I'm trying to

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11:41 <Friend> I and so I write in English!

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11:43 <Schism|Nocturne> It is a TAD disturbing when you can practically set your watch by the brownout every morning.

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11:44 * LunaticHell boops Lumindia "Hey Luma."

11:44 * unicodingunicorn squees and glomps LunaticHell

11:44 <unicodingunicorn> oopsies

11:44 <unicodingunicorn> * Lumindia

11:45 <LunaticHell> o. o

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11:53 * Lumindia noses uni back

11:53 <Lumindia> <3

11:54 <Lumindia> <3

11:54 * unicodingunicorn giggles happily

11:54 <Lumindia> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMUEFZXkmDA

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11:57 <Friend> How to explain to a friend that I do not want to party?

11:58 <Princess-Luna> Don't go to the party!

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11:59 <Schism> "Right now, a party's not quite my /thing/, but thanks for the offer anyway."

11:59 <Vannilla> Chat test

11:59 <Friend> Easy to say ...

11:59 <Princess-Luna> 'sup Vanilla Cake?

12:00 <Vannilla> Helow princess :)

12:01 <Vannilla> Just got home from work

12:02 <Friend> Does not help!

12:03 <Princess-Luna> friend: Alas, nothing that we can say will likely help.

12:04 <Friend> Tomorrow I'm going to a party (

12:10 <Vannilla> Anyone from canada here?

12:11 *** LunaticHell is now known as P-Celestia

12:11 * P-Celestia hugs her youngers sister, Princess-Luna.

12:12 <P-Celestia> I'm the Power Celestia *has drunk ALL of the coffee*

12:14 * Lily_White watches P-Celestia vibrate

12:15 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Morning Discussion #539 [ http://tinyurl.com/gqgo5hb ]

12:15 * Schism yawwwwns, and boops Princess-Luna with a few garlic buns topped with cheddar, parmesan, and more garlic.

12:15 <P-Celestia> o. o

12:16 <P-Celestia> That's not cake.

12:17 <Schism> No, but it is quite tasty...

12:21 <P-Celestia> But it's so...

12:21 <P-Celestia> ...cheesy. o. o

12:23 <Friend> But I have cookies)

12:23 <P-Celestia> ok o. o

12:24 <P-Celestia> Princess-Luna: I'm PC-Lestia, are you PC bro?

12:24 <Friend> My cookies !!!

12:25 <Princess-Luna> Yabba, My icing!

12:25 * P-Celestia takes a yab at the icing, putting the icing on the cake.

12:26 <P-Celestia> With lots of sugar on top. :P

12:26 <Lily_White> dangit Luna

12:26 <Lily_White> xD

12:26 * Lily_White boops the silly moonbutt

12:27 <P-Celestia> Oh Hey Lil White.

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12:28 * Princess-Luna gnaws on Lily_White's brains! @w@

12:29 <Lily_White> jweiogvj908weg

12:29 * Lily_White flails

12:30 <P-Celestia> o. o

12:31 <P-Celestia> Has my sister been playing too many zombie games?

12:31 <P-Celestia> Again?

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12:31 * Schism throws a few pea shooters onto the lawn, for to drive off Princess-Luna.

12:32 <Princess-Luna> You get a headcrab, You get a headcrab...Headcrabs for EVERYBODY! ^-^

12:32 <Schism> Do I need to get Father Grigori?  Because I can do that too.

12:32 * P-Celestia serves Princess-Luna a pot roast formed to look like a brain (courtesy of one Ann Possible)

12:33 <P-Celestia> Isn't his name "Gregori"?

12:33 <Schism> Sorry, so it is.

12:33 <Schism> (Ravenholm remains an enormous bundle of fun.)

12:33 <P-Celestia> huh...wait

12:34 <Princess-Luna> x3

12:34 <P-Celestia> According to the HL wiki it really is "Father Grigori", which means he's named after a vampire rather than after a saint.

12:35 <Schism> Not surprising, actually.

12:35 <Schism> Especially considering he's been driven /stark raving mad./

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12:36 <Princess-Luna> x3

12:36 <P-Celestia> According to the HL wiki it really is "Father Grigori", which means he's named after a vampire rather than after a saint.

12:36 <Schism> Not surprising, actually.

12:36 <Schism> Especially considering he's been driven /stark raving mad./

12:36 <P-Celestia> Or after "Grigori the watcher angel", from Russia.

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12:38 <P-Celestia> It's the russian version of "Grigory", the name of the watcher angel that appears in the "Second Book of Enoch" of the old testament. So yeah...I kinda was russian to a conclusion there.

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12:44 <Vannilla> Kitkat Greem Tea taste so bad bleh haha

12:45 * P-Celestia puts Vannilla in the tea.

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12:53 <Schism> I rather like the orange Kitkats.

12:57 <Vannilla> Kitkat melon taste much worse than green tea its like i'm chewing toothpaste

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12:57 <Schism> Oh man, my landlord's going to flip.

12:58 <Schism> The retaining wall, the sidewalk, every part of the bits outside are simply /covered/ in chalk, all positive and cute, but... yeah.

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14:17 <NewNickName> hood morninh

14:17 <NewNickName> morning

14:19 * unicodingunicorn waves

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14:22 <P-Celestia> o. o

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14:44 <P-Celestia> hey NewNickName

14:44 <NewNickName> hello :=

14:44 <NewNickName> :)

14:44 <P-Celestia> check this out http://cheezburger.com/8802743808

14:45 <NewNickName> gender neutral

14:45 <P-Celestia> I know, right?

14:46 <Mike_Coltfield> Next up: Poni     Later: Additional Poni     This Afternoon: Unixkitty installs Linux on a dead badger.

14:46 <P-Celestia> And tonight on the Mike: Coltfield!

14:47 <Unixkitty> Why... a dead badger?

14:47 <P-Celestia> Give applause.

14:47 <Princess-Luna> 21 fascinating facts about the Modteam { You won't BELIEVE what Ali gets up to in #9! }

14:48 <P-Celestia> Because a living Badger doesn't have enough memory?

14:48 * P-Celestia shrugs

14:48 <Mike_Coltfield> Unixkitty: Because it's what you install Linux on. We can't afford peacocks or cheetahs.

14:49 <P-Celestia> Well that makes sense.

14:49 <Unixkitty> Obviously.

14:49 <P-Celestia> Economy is rough, eh?

14:50 <P-Celestia> And everytime the economy is doing bad, the behaviour of the government is becoming way too taxing.

14:50 * P-Celestia rimshots

14:52 <wobniaR> I want Kali Linux on my dead badger please

14:52 <P-Celestia> The Linux of war?

14:55 <Mike_Coltfield> Something like that.

15:00 <Unixkitty> Clearly Mike_Coltfield seems to have the knowledge of where Linux goes, he will fix you an installation right up wobniaR!

15:00 <Unixkitty> Won't you Mike_Coltfield?

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15:01 <Thelema5> Hello, everypony.

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15:07 * DataByte glomps Thelema5 :3

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15:07 * Thelema5 oophs

15:08 <Thelema5> Quiet in here this morning.  Seems the mid-season hiatus is taking its toll.

15:10 <wobniaR> I here

15:10 <DataByte> So I hear.

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15:10 <wobniaR> Just way too much work to do where's my vacation time

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15:11 <DataByte> Mine is going to be spent next week and after

15:11 *** Lily_White is now known as Lumindia

15:11 <wobniaR> Same

15:11 <DataByte> I am in the process of being talked into Bronycon..

15:11 <DataByte> I may just have at it..

15:11 <Princess-Luna> you might as well

15:11 <wobniaR> Do you have the monies?

15:11 <DataByte> sortof

15:11 * P-Celestia boops Thelema5 "Yes, quite quiet."

15:11 <Fall> Do it!

15:11 <DataByte> I was already planning on Trotcon

15:11 <wobniaR> Do eet

15:12 <wobniaR> I'm going to both

15:12 <Coco_Nut> Or don't

15:12 <Coco_Nut> I mean it's a fair amount of money

15:12 <P-Celestia> I won't be on galacon this year. o3o

15:12 <DataByte> but Bronycon is a 12 hour drive (can't well do it alone), and hotels are expensive xD

15:12 <DataByte> wobniaR: we may need to meet up ;)

15:12 <Coco_Nut> That is true, best not to go then

15:13 <wobniaR> Plane/train if you got the monies, though that sounds like an issue here

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15:13 <Finwe> Messrs Thelema5, Princess-Luna, wobniaR, DataByte, Coco_Nut and Mike_Coltfield; Miss Unixkitty.

15:13 * Finwe doffs his hat.

15:13 <Finwe> Good afternoon.

15:14 <Thelema5> Hi, Finwe

15:14 <wobniaR> I got a plane ticket for NY > OH fot $300 round trip

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15:14 <DataByte> not bad

15:14 * Fall grabs Finwe's hat and punches a hole through it. "That's for not messring ME!!!"

15:14 * unicodingunicorn hats on Finwe

15:15 <Thelema5> DataByte, you should hitchike to bronycon and make a video documentary of your adventures along the way!

15:15 <wobniaR> And bronycon i got amtrak and the train ticket was <$100 round trip

15:15 <Thelema5> *hitch hike

15:15 <DataByte> I don't have enough vacation to pull that off, Thelema5 xD

15:15 <Thelema5> Aww

15:16 <wobniaR> Actually it was $160 total, $78 each eay

15:16 <DataByte> I'd love to do something like that some time, though - I was thinking walk to the Crystal Fair (3 day walk from where I'm at)

15:16 <wobniaR> But i got a full time job so this stuff is affordable for me

15:16 <wobniaR> A year ago i would've been like nope

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15:18 <Thelema5> Sounds like fun, DataByte.  Are your feet up to the task? :P

15:18 <Finwe> Mr Fall.

15:18 * Finwe doffs his now-broken hat.

15:18 *** Pony|66267 is now known as ThatAnonPony

15:18 <Finwe> Lt ThatAnonPony.

15:18 <Finwe> _o7

15:18 <ThatAnonPony> o7

15:19 <wobniaR> What kind of face is o7?

15:19 <DataByte> I think I could do it .. just finding places to sleep would be interesting, not to mention finding water xD

15:19 <wobniaR> Ice cold watah is only 1 dolla

15:20 <Finwe> wobniaR: https://www.niksula.hut.fi/~vhalkola/RAdm_Finwe.png

15:20 <Thelema5> $1000 won't buy you water if there is no one around to sell it.

15:20 <wobniaR> The ice cold water guy goes to bronycon every year without fail

15:21 <wobniaR> I think he's local

15:21 <fyrepony> gotta ice cold wateeeehhh and its only 1 dollarrhhh

15:21 <Thelema5> :P

15:21 <Finwe> Most 'Murricans say "wader".

15:22 <Thelema5> I admit to it.

15:22 <fyrepony> someone made  fan-art from this guy

15:22 <DataByte> Someone gave that guy a pony when I want xD

15:22 <DataByte> *went

15:22 <Thelema5> Heh

15:22 <fyrepony> http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-WB23W089xy0/U8dpfwT6XZI/AAAAAAAABCU/9MQOjv151ps/s1600/ice+cold.png

15:23 <DataByte> nice, hahahah

15:23 <Thelema5> !link https://youtu.be/8bUaVX0e-sQ This guy?

15:23 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

15:23 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Ice Cold Water Guy at BronyCon 2014

15:24 <DataByte> yep xD

15:25 <Thelema5> Apparently he is a Baltimore icon of sorts.  There are a /lot/ of videos of him selling his wares.

15:25 <FruitNibbler> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBfzz2qEPLw

15:25 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Mr FijiWiji ft. CoMa - Cynical (Out Now)

15:25 <fyrepony> but yeah he got ponyfamous by selling water

15:25 <fyrepony> XD

15:26 <FruitNibbler> best way to cool off in summer heat and the best way to hydrate

15:26 <FruitNibbler> Nothing beats cold water in this regard

15:27 <FruitNibbler> (don't believe coca-lola ads - nothing can hydrate more than water; they lie to you just to sell their sugar solution snake oils)

15:27 <fyrepony> this guys should do same for fursuiters XD  i think he would double sales

15:27 <Thelema5> That's a good point, fyrepony

15:27 <FruitNibbler> Ooh

15:27 <FruitNibbler> Yup that would sell: fursuits are hella hot

15:27 <Thelema5> Even the fursuits with electric cooling get sweltering hot in the summer

15:28 <FruitNibbler> That is they are warm inside

15:28 <Thelema5> XD

15:29 <FruitNibbler> The beans of misunderstandings and double-entendre in english

15:29 <FruitNibbler> Fun fact: hot tea on hot summer day will make a "cooling effect" on your heat perception

15:30 <FruitNibbler> At first the body goes into "hot, hot, hot, hot, HOT!" frenzy and sweats profusely, but after that it feels immediately cooler

15:31 <FruitNibbler> Even though the outside temperature didn't change you suddenly feel as if it did drop a bit

15:31 <FruitNibbler> And it is all your relative perception

15:32 <DataByte> unless it's humid out.. then it's just worse

15:32 <FruitNibbler> Yup

15:35 <Thelema5> That's the same reaction which makes spicy food popular in warmer climates.

15:39 <Finwe> Spicy food causes perspiration, which, in turn, leads to cooling by convection.

15:39 * Finwe pith helmets on Thelema5.

15:41 <fyrepony> http://xduskstarx.deviantart.com/art/RD-ZzZz-618030847

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15:48 * Thelema5 does his best impression of Daring Do

15:50 * unicodingunicorn stuffs a chilli into Thelema5´s mouth!

15:50 <wobniaR> Ew sweat

15:50 <DataByte> an orange pepper

15:51 <DataByte> http://askpiratedash.tumblr.com/post/53444509596/it-hurts-so-heres-the-backstory-on-this

15:51 <DataByte> hehehe

15:51 <NewNickName> fyrepony

15:51 <NewNickName> i wonder what she is thinking

15:51 * Thelema5 sweats loudly

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15:54 * wobniaR dumps a bucket of ice cold water on Thelema5

15:54 <Unixkitty> How does one sweat loudly anyway

15:55 <wobniaR> With science!

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15:55 <Finwe> Amplified excretion!

15:55 <wobniaR> Nothing is unpossible with SCIENCE

15:55 <Thelema5> :P

15:56 <wobniaR> Mesons, atoms, lasers, all are at my command!

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15:56 <Finwe> Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes, ...

15:57 <Finwe> It's a duck-blur!

15:57 <Finwe> o3o

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15:59 <Finwe> What, graphicx package does not recognise GIF images?

16:00 <Finwe> Let us convert it to JPEG then. o3o!

16:02 <FruitNibbler> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGVKHR6lJzQ

16:02 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

16:02 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Stick fighting with Richard Marsden, based on Polish saber techniques

16:02 <FruitNibbler> Beautiful technique

16:05 <Princess-Luna> Just saw Keanu Reeves was trending and it was literally auto reflex to check to make sure 2016 hadn't claimed somebody entirely undeserving...nope, he's still good! x3

16:06 <FruitNibbler> He better make John Wick 2!

16:06 <FruitNibbler> Or else...

16:06 <Princess-Luna> lol

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16:07 <wobniaR> So why's he trending?

16:08 <Thelema5> Woah

16:08 <FruitNibbler> Maybe people suddenly remembered how cool and handsome he is?

16:09 * Schism grumbles, waking for a few and cracking his metacarpals and metatarsals.

16:10 <Finwe> Schism: When you're chewing on life's gristle, don't grumble, give a whistle. o3o

16:10 <Schism> And this'll help things turn out for the best...

16:10 <Finwe> Indeed.

16:10 * Thelema5 looks on the bright side of life

16:10 <wobniaR> My eyes!

16:10 * Schism doffs his pancakes.

16:11 <Thelema5> My special eyes!

16:11 <Finwe> My hair is old, my eyes are grizzled...

16:11 <Finwe> Hmm, wasn't it "My hair is blind"?

16:12 <Schism> Also: "Yes! We're all unique individuals!"

16:13 <Schism> "I'm not."  "Shh."  (I still like how the person who came up with that on the fly got an upgrade to a speaking part in the film.)

16:13 <Princess-Luna> He's...turned up to the House of parliament in the UK. o.o

16:13 <Princess-Luna> Suddenly Keanu, lol

16:14 <Finwe> o3o

16:15 <Princess-Luna> o3o

16:16 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Equestria Girls: The Legend of Everfree Book Now on UK Amazon For Pre-order  [ http://tinyurl.com/hny22v7 ]

16:16 <Princess-Luna> Oh and apparently a certain 4/5 to a particular trilogy of movies is set to happen...so thats a thing

16:16 <Princess-Luna> Ooooh, nice

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16:20 <unicodingunicorn> *gasp*

16:20 <wobniaR> A poop emoji raft, there are some things that this world does not need and that is one of them

16:20 <unicodingunicorn> a contender!

16:20 * Surreal_Nightmares snuzzles unicodingunicorn

16:21 <Thelema5> "You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender."

16:21 <NewNickName> guys

16:21 <NewNickName> does someonee play age of empires 3

16:22 * unicodingunicorn squeaks and hats on Surreal_Nightmares

16:23 * Surreal_Nightmares noms on unicodingunicorn's tail

16:24 * unicodingunicorn tail swishies

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16:26 <sunsetshimmer> is my name ok?

16:26 <Schism> "Mercy is the mark of a great man." *stab* "Guess I'm just a good one." *stab* "...well, I'm okay."

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16:27 <Schism> I suspect that name's been reserved by someone else.

16:27 <Pony_23533> nvm

16:27 <wobniaR> Haha

16:27 <Pony_23533> yeah i didn't know brb

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16:27 <wobniaR> Sorry dude some other nerd owns that horse nixk

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16:28 <wobniaR> http://mashable.com/2016/06/28/horse-interrupts-reporter

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16:31 <SunsetShimmer> :3 That person was me by the way, SnstShimmer3

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16:31 <wobniaR> Nerd

16:32 <NewNickName> What do you call an oversized apple desktop?

16:32 <NewNickName> A Big Macintosh

16:32 <NewNickName> haha get it

16:32 <Surreal_Nightmares> Burn it.

16:32 <NewNickName> get

16:32 <NewNickName> iti

16:32 <NewNickName> !!!!

16:32 <Surreal_Nightmares> Burn it.

16:32 <NewNickName> i have no life

16:33 * Surreal_Nightmares takes unicodingunicorn off her head and holds him to her chest to nom on his mane

16:34 <NewNickName> What is Rainbow Dash's favourite computer company? Peg-Asus!

16:34 <NewNickName> laugh NOW

16:35 <SunsetShimmer> Nah

16:35 <Lumindia> ...

16:35 <Lumindia> plz

16:35 <Schism> NewNickName, how do pegasi store their most treasured files?  In the cloud.

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16:35 <Lumindia> ;-;

16:35 <NewNickName> :D

16:35 * Lumindia hides in Sunset's mane

16:35 <Lumindia> make them stop

16:35 <Lumindia> ;-;

16:36 <FruitNibbler> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf1qfXAKTzU

16:36 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Can Donald Trumps Hair Protect iPhone 6s from Extreme 50 FT Drop Test?

16:36 <Lumindia> wat

16:36 <Surreal_Nightmares> Yus.

16:39 <NewNickName> Why does Fluttershy speak so softly?

16:39 <NewNickName>

16:39 <NewNickName> Because she's a little hoarse.

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16:40 <Divide> ... seriously, another outage...

16:41 <Divide> Every single day it seems there's at least a brief power failure.  It's beginning to get on my last nerve.

16:42 <Thelema5> Due to storms?

16:42 <Divide> Due to construction around the area.

16:42 <Thelema5> Ugh.

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16:47 <Schism> Ugh.  Every pair of headphones I've ever had has broken on the left ear.  The right one almost always remains intact.  This one's little different, except that instead of the left ear going dead - it's still mostly functional - the torque on the right earphone has caused the plastic to snap, necessitating superglue.

16:47 * Finwe noms on Schism's and Divide's combined left ear.

16:48 * Schism boops Finwe with a set of oversized sushi rolls, connected with nori to look like a pair of headphones.

16:49 * Finwe counter-boops Schism with an underfull \hbox (badness 10000) in paragraph at lines 5121--5133.

16:49 <unicodingunicorn> goodnight everyone

16:49 <Schism> Don't you mean overfull?

16:50 <Schism> Though I have yet to even bother with LaTeX.

16:50 <Finwe> Schism: No, that one's underfull.

16:50 <Finwe> But there's also "Overfull \hbox (36.44395pt too wide) in paragraph at lines 5121--5133".

16:50 <Finwe> o3o

16:50 <Finwe> With over 5000 lines these are rather common.

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16:51 <Finwe> The output at present is 152 pages and 8.8 megabytes.

16:52 <Schism> Sounds like lines which don't fit within the preferred limitations of the software itself.

16:53 <Schism> Again, haven't even touched TeX, so I can't really say for sure.

16:54 <Schism> The parsing of a particular string, if it can't be rendered effectively...

16:57 <Finwe> Had you done so, you'd know that over/underfull \hboxes are quite common and nothing serious.

16:58 <Schism> Oh, that much I know, it's just a parsing/display error.

16:59 <Schism> Just the equivalent of a warning message, rather than an error, when, say, compiling a program.  If nothing else, Knuth and his disciples know full well how to manage a warning system.

16:59 <Finwe> The tricky part is finding the place where a closing parenthesis is missing when you get a runaway argument on last line of your document.

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17:14 <wobniaR> Alert("something went wrong, we have no idea what and will give you the following useless error code message to pursue a solution of the problem yourself: 0x00112166")

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17:15 <Schism> wobniaR: With a STOP error message.

17:16 <Schism> Because of course, parsing error codes and hardware IDs is something that most users know how to do.

17:16 *** SunsetShimmer___ is now known as Princess-Luna

17:16 <Finwe> Mr Princess-Luna.

17:16 * Finwe doffs his hat.

17:16 <FruitNibbler> http://www.lulu.com/shop/thejapan-channel/how-to-do-stuff-in-japan-a-guide-for-visitors-to-japan/ebook/product-22488531.html

17:16 *** Princess-Luna is now known as Pony_85706

17:17 <Finwe> I mean, Mr Pony_85706.

17:17 *** Pony_85706 is now known as SunsetShimmer

17:17 <FruitNibbler> Good book if you are curious about japan

17:17 <Finwe> Erm, Mr SunsetShimmer.

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17:17 <Schism> Also, Finwe.  Both an underfull /and/ an overfull box sounds like an overflow issue of some sort.

17:17 <SunsetShimmer> Stupid connection dip. x3

17:17 * Finwe stares at the polymorphing operator pone.

17:18 * wobniaR applies a stronger antenna to SunsetShimmer's phone

17:18 <Finwe> Schism: It is.

17:18 <Finwe> My staves go a bit over the margins.

17:19 <Finwe> But that's an issue of lilypond-book and not LaTeX.

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17:19 <Schism> Fun.

17:19 <wobniaR> Is the ace attorney anime still on the 1st game? Or are we going into trials & tribulations next?

17:20 <Librarian> hoi

17:20 <Librarian> good morning

17:20 <Finwe> Ace Attorney 2 - Administrative Court

17:20 <Finwe> Mr Librarian.

17:20 * Finwe doffs his hat.

17:20 * Librarian doffs a nerd

17:20 <SunsetShimmer> wobniaR: Reunion and Turnabout is next

17:21 <Librarian> mista finwe

17:21 <SunsetShimmer> So AA2

17:21 <SunsetShimmer> { Chronological order rather than case order. }

17:21 <wobniaR> Good good

17:21 <Librarian> i will wait till its done

17:21 <Librarian> maybe prof layton will appear one day

17:22 <SunsetShimmer> Not in this anime season, lol

17:22 <wobniaR> Hoping we get apollo justice after the first 3 games

17:22 <SunsetShimmer> Same, lol

17:23 <SunsetShimmer> Wouldnt mind seeing Phoenix's 'disbarment' happen as part of the chronological order, that'd be interesting to watch

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17:25 <wobniaR> Where's ace attorney investigations in the timeline? Somewhere between 2 and 3?

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17:32 <Schism> I ... kind of want to say that it's after Apollo Justice, actually.

17:35 <SunsetShimmer> It probably is

17:35 <wobniaR> Doesn't phoenix show up as a cameo in the game?

17:35 <SunsetShimmer> Once in a boat

17:35 <SunsetShimmer> with Maya

17:35 <wobniaR> And Pearl i think

17:36 <SunsetShimmer> Oh Anime!Pearl is gonna be great

17:36 <SunsetShimmer> I can't wait for that. x3 {And franzy!}

17:36 <wobniaR> Yess

17:38 <wobniaR> Wait isn't godot showing up soon too?

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17:45 <Thelema5> wobniaR, I really hope that Godot is also a character in Ace Attorney and that you were being clever by asking that

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17:46 <wobniaR> He is actually

17:46 <P-Celestia> I'm awake, don't touch my stuff. *panicy*

17:46 <FruitNibbler> I just realised something

17:46 <wobniaR> http://aceattorney.wikia.com/wiki/Godot

17:46 <Thelema5> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waiting_for_Godot

17:47 <FruitNibbler> Most lock cores are held inside by just one flimsy C-clip

17:47 <P-Celestia> Sunny: Huh...you already turned back into my former student. o. o

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17:48 <FruitNibbler> So if you could insert plyers with a key-like ends into the core you could pull it out no problem

17:49 <FruitNibbler> But then again, you can kick most doors in

17:49 <FruitNibbler> So meh

17:49 <wobniaR> Haha unintentional reference

17:49 <Thelema5> :P

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17:52 <Schism> "What do you do when you come to an unassailable door?" "Go through the wall."

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17:53 <FruitNibbler> There's always a window

17:53 <FruitNibbler> Or at least a vent

17:53 <Schism> Well, yes.  Walls are just windows waiting to be opened.

17:53 <Thelema5> Heh

17:55 <FruitNibbler> Being familiar with realities of break in and entry I always watch the shows on TV with the "Seriously?" face

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17:56 <FruitNibbler> They go for such a sensationalist exclamations

17:57 <FruitNibbler> "These cheap locks are easy to pick/break/open" (ofc followed by a mul-t-lock plug)

17:57 <FruitNibbler> The thing is: if a crooks wants to get in, he will get in

17:57 <Schism> Or they claim that a lock can't be picked, when its hasp is clearly made of cheap aluminium.

17:58 <FruitNibbler> There is no way to stop him unless you fortify everything to the military standards

17:58 <Schism> Even then, a human element is required to stop them.

17:58 <FruitNibbler> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCufUpr_QRY

17:58 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

17:58 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Lock Snapping - The Euro Cylinder Lock Vulnerability

17:58 <FruitNibbler> You can break any lock!

17:58 <FruitNibbler> Any

17:59 <FruitNibbler> If not lock, then door itself

17:59 <Schism> That's just it.  A $500 lock on a $100 door...

17:59 <FruitNibbler> And this show poses as if the house would be safe with a better lock

18:00 <Schism> You get the same things with computer systems.

18:01 <FruitNibbler> Not to mention that often crooks can social engineer the entry

18:01 <Schism> Can?  Do.  Every single day at work I get at least a half dozen people who have been hit by sec. support scammers.

18:02 <FruitNibbler> Pretend to be any of the services your neighbours will let in past the front gates/doors and you are in

18:02 <FruitNibbler> I worked as a delivery guy

18:02 <FruitNibbler> I walked into many /WRONG/ offices unattended and without anyone checking or observing me

18:03 <Schism> As the old saw goes, "Look like you belong there, people assume that you do."

18:03 <FruitNibbler> I could have plugged any USBs into computers, gotten to the safes, nicked papers

18:03 <FruitNibbler> Anything

18:04 <Schism> I work for an ISP.  It is absolutely /essential/ that we verify every customer because it's entirely possible we might get a wrong modem or something similar, or, oh, let's say a kid who wants us to remove security on their modem.

18:04 <FruitNibbler> And those offices all had highly paid security at the lobby, entry card systems and other doodads like that

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18:04 <FruitNibbler> But all it took for me was a delivery guy jacket and a carboard box in my hands

18:05 <Schism> Yeah.  Social engineering... because why bypass security the /hard/ way when you can deal with actual people?

18:05 <FruitNibbler> I was let in without any further questions in most cases

18:05 <Schism> It's kind of funny.  This is why the Face is the best archetype in Shadowrun.

18:06 <FruitNibbler> Hitman game is more true than it looks

18:06 <FruitNibbler> Your best bet is hiding in the crowd

18:06 <Schism> A good Face and a good Hacker can be a force to be reckoned with, even without a scrap of combat experience between them.

18:07 <FruitNibbler> Preferably crowd of some professionals that are allowed access to no-go areas

18:07 <FruitNibbler> Actually, there were no true "hacks" in the last years

18:08 <FruitNibbler> Most problems were social engineering and data leaks/sales by the insiders

18:08 <FruitNibbler> Human factors in other words

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18:08 <Schism> I know.  Actually, there haven't been very many /viruses/ released in the past few years, either.

18:08 <FruitNibbler> Botnet was the notable one

18:09 <FruitNibbler> And it was when? 2008

18:09 <FruitNibbler> That's a while ago

18:09 <Schism> Even then, botnets have been around since the '90s, and the gozi malware still relies upon user intervention.

18:09 <Schism> Trojans are the order of the day, it seems.

18:10 <Schism> Actually, there have been a couple bits of ransomware which fulfill all the obligations of 'virus'.  Transmitting to unpatched servers on their own and taking them over...

18:12 <FruitNibbler> Hue

18:12 <FruitNibbler> I had ransomware in last year

18:12 <FruitNibbler> I knew it was something suspicious

18:12 <SunsetShimmer> Well, we all have windows, FruitNibbler! ;3

18:12 * SunsetShimmer rimshots

18:12 <Schism> A couple implementations of the Locky ransomware have done that recently.  Hue, you say, but we're talking about them attacking /hospitals./  Not exactly the sort of thing which invites laughter.

18:12 <Thelema5> Har har

18:12 <FruitNibbler> So I made a backup and saved it on another SSD

18:12 <FruitNibbler> Checked the thing out: ransomware

18:13 <FruitNibbler> Rebooted, restored

18:13 <FruitNibbler> :P

18:13 <wobniaR> I'm infosec at a hospital Schism, ask me anything

18:13 <Thelema5> How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

18:13 <wobniaR> 3

18:13 <wobniaR> Next

18:14 <FruitNibbler> I had nothing to lose on my PC anyway

18:14 <FruitNibbler> I had backups of everything

18:14 <FruitNibbler> So ransomware doesn't scare me any bit

18:14 <Schism> wobniaR: How often do you need to go to one of the doctors at said hospital due to high blood pressure stemming from their absolute inability to comprehend how to manage doctor-patient confidentiality?

18:15 <FruitNibbler> oooh that is a nasty tactic

18:15 <wobniaR> Luckily i rarely have to interact with doctors directly

18:15 <FruitNibbler> Hospitals are a sensitive case

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18:15 <wobniaR> If they screw that up we have a privacy team that handles that

18:15 <Schism> Okay, then.  How often do you get doctors who can't log into their e-mail?

18:15 <wobniaR> That's help desks problem

18:15 <Schism> Wait, so your whole job description is just network security?

18:16 <wobniaR> No we have a separate netsec department

18:16 <Thelema5> Masterful buck passing

18:16 <Schism> Then... proper handling of your databases to ensure that they're not used for nefarious purposes?

18:16 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Vocal Recording for My Little Pony Movie Songs Under Way  [ http://tinyurl.com/j292rae ]

18:16 <wobniaR> Nah it's specialization

18:16 <wobniaR> Databases are handled by the db admin team

18:16 <Thelema5> I thought that was for insects?

18:17 <Schism> ... explain, precisely, exactly what it is you /do/, because if information security doesn't handle the databases, or the servers, or the network, what exactly is LEFT there?

18:17 <wobniaR> Glad you asked

18:18 <Schism> Also, good Heinlein ref, Thelema5.

18:18 <Thelema5> !link https://youtu.be/2SoWNMNKNeM

18:18 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

18:18 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Office Space - The Bobs

18:18 <wobniaR> My team is involved in evaluation and development of security controls for IT solutions, technical assessments & penetration tests, security policies & standarda

18:18 <Thelema5> But not typos

18:18 <CelestialHell> Sudden happy funny comic time GO! https://i.chzbgr.com/full/8802443008/h81D4C8A6/

18:19 <wobniaR> You try typing on a phone without spellcheck smartypants

18:19 <Thelema5> :P

18:19 <Schism> wobniaR: ... whereas all those other departments are tasked with /implementation/ thereof.

18:19 <wobniaR> Yes

18:20 <wobniaR> We do the security part, not all the plugging in and management

18:20 <Schism> You write the books, the other people follow them.

18:20 <wobniaR> Haha well you'd think that

18:20 <wobniaR> Some people just ignore policy

18:21 <Schism> That was SARCASM.

18:21 <wobniaR> Pls you

18:21 <Schism> How have you not imploded due to some sort of irony-infused black hole?

18:22 <wobniaR> I am paid well with benefiys

18:22 <wobniaR> Benefits*

18:22 <Schism> I knew the answer before I asked the question, I really did, I just wanted to hear it so that I could justify my facedesk.

18:22 * Schism thuds.

18:22 * wobniaR patpats Schism

18:23 <Schism> Stop touching me, I hate you.  :<

18:23 <wobniaR> 🙁

18:23 <Schism> (No, not really, I'm just bitter.)

18:24 <Thelema5> wobniaR failed to mention that he negotiated to be paid with plushies

18:24 <CelestialHell> Suddenly https://twitter.com/StTabitha/status/747615985406861313

18:24 <Thelema5> The exchange rate varies.

18:24 <CelestialHell> I think I gain'd fur.

18:25 <wobniaR> Lies

18:25 <Thelema5> XD

18:28 <Schism> wobniaR: You realize, of course, this makes you my most hated foe.

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18:28 <wobniaR> I am your frand

18:28 <Schism> I'm a helpdesk tech on the line, and you... are middle management.

18:28 <wobniaR> Want a free Sunset Shimmer plush with kung fu grip?

18:29 <Schism> Want it superglued to your face?

18:29 * Surreal_Nightmares crowns on CelestialHell

18:29 <wobniaR> The sad thing is i might as well be a project manager at this rate

18:29 * Schism points a shaking hoof at wobniaR. "Get them!"

18:29 * Schism supplies NERF cannons.

18:29 * wobniaR uses SunsetShimmer as a shield

18:30 * SunsetShimmer kungfubaps wobniaR

18:31 <Schism> Disregarding the various nonsense, though, eugh.  I don't envy you, wobniaR.  Writing documentation of that level has to be like pulling teeth through a sawblade.

18:33 <Schism> Reading it is bad enough.  I could probably pull it off - by the Nine, I've written even drier things - but going through a dozen revisions based on Legal's red-pen brigade has to be the epitome of Bureaucratic Tartarus.

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18:36 <Schism> wobniaR: Please tell me that you at least /try/ to make it sensible enough for the staffers to follow.  And that you pay attention when they tell you, 'maybe this way would be a little better, because...'

18:38 <Schism> (And no, I'm not talking about the doctors.  Every time I see 'Dr.' on my screen when a customer pops up, I brace myself for a /startling/ array of insight through a myopic eye and a filter filled with penguins.)

18:41 <wobniaR> I'm new so i had no hand in writing the policies, i advise based on them

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18:43 <Schism> Okay.  So, then, you're just the guy who proofreads.  Whew.  I mean... I hate without end that I can probably quote chapter and verse for them, but maybe with you pulling the final reins, some things might be a bit better than usual.

18:44 <Schism> Editor has the final say, and all that.

18:45 <Schism> Or do you mean that you have to advise based on wordings of the policies...

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18:53 <wobniaR> Might be better if i provide an example: we get some general inquiries like "yo would it be ok to use kindles?" And during assessments we determine how risky something would be if we installed/used it and say

18:54 <wobniaR> "Vendor claims passwords are hashed sha-1 no salt, this is a risk we recommend pkbdf2, bcrypt etc)

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18:55 <wobniaR> And we have a policy for password hashes, as well as a application and system guide with all this info in it

18:57 <wobniaR> It's pure bureaucracy i assure you

18:57 <Schism> wobniaR: Of course, everyone knows you can't have a proper hash without a bit of salt.

18:58 <Schism> At least, everyone who knows ANYTHING.

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19:00 <Lumindia> ahaha

19:00 <wobniaR> You expect too much

19:00 <DARK> hellooow irc !!! hey hey, vous savez quoi? je suis diplômé \o/ !!!

19:00 <Schism> I know.  It's insane, and it's stupid, and I KNOW.

19:01 <wobniaR> Most people say "encrypted" when we ask about password storage

19:01 <wobniaR> While hashing is technically a form of encryption, it's not the same as AES 256

19:04 <Schism> Hashing is just a means of ensuring that the password matches the item stored within the servers.  The higher the bit count, the less likely it is that you'll run into collisions with other hashes.  At least, that's as I understand it.

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19:05 <Schism> Of course, there are exceptions...

19:08 <wobniaR> Encryption can be reversed

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19:09 <lisasquarepants> heyyy

19:10 <wobniaR> You can hash then encrypt stored passwords, using a key derivation function makes it a lot harder to brute force a password hash

19:10 <wobniaR> Sha-1 and md5 are easily brute forced

19:11 <Schism> MD5 especially, yeah.

19:13 <Tirek> Damn.

19:13 <Tirek> I use a hash as a password.

19:13 <Tirek> I memorized this one since I was like 15.

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19:13 <lisasquarepants> that isint fery smart

19:14 <lisasquarepants> now we know youre password silly :P

19:14 <lisasquarepants> very

19:14 <Schism> pff.

19:14 <Schism> A more frequent change is a good plan, but that doesn't necessarily mean you're compromised.

19:14 <wobniaR> P@$$w0rd1

19:15 <lisasquarepants> i've had the same password since i was 6 now

19:16 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Pony Dating Sim Team Returns - Looking for Artists  [ http://tinyurl.com/hj3rkr2 ]

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19:17 <lisasquarepants> brb

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19:19 <wobniaR> Lol dating sim

19:19 <wobniaR> Date a horse!

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19:22 <Cepheid> wobniaR:  It's not that unusual.  I mean for heaven's sake, we got a pidgeon dating sim.

19:22 <Bubs> mailman just arrived with my derpy satchel \o/

19:24 <wobniaR> Ah yes good old hatoful boyfriend or whatever its called

19:24 <wobniaR> Anime is a mistake

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19:29 <Librarian> anime is love, anime is life owo

19:29 <Librarian> albeit the bird sim, weird stuff

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19:32 <wobniaR> !link horse and rarity

19:32 <DerpyBot> http://e926.net/post/show/127601/

19:35 * Cepheid flops about.

19:35 <Cepheid> Five days off, yo

19:36 <Librarian> yay

19:36 <Cepheid> Also, I have learned my co-workers are nut-jobs.

19:36 <Librarian> god eater came out today ya kniow

19:36 <Cepheid> I know.

19:37 <Librarian> you could do that

19:37 <Cepheid> I'm trying to figure out if I get a digital e-mail code for it due to ordering the Day 1 edition

19:37 <Cepheid> If not, I plan to cancel my pre-order and go through the PSN store.

19:37 <Cepheid> Aaaand I'm canceling my pre-order.

19:38 <Librarian> i played the thing a bit and its fun

19:39 <Librarian> sorta like mh

19:42 <Cepheid> It's a faster-paced Monster Hunter, in my opinion.  Set in the future, as well.  I played God Eater Burst, and it's a fun game.

19:43 <Librarian> if you happen to have a vita try freedom wars

19:43 <Librarian> lotsa fun

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19:51 <Cepheid> Yeah, I have Freedom Wars.

19:52 <Librarian> im also just playing one called grand kingdom

19:52 <Librarian> so far is fun

19:52 <Librarian> its strategy

19:53 <Librarian> as for action games there is also toukiden and souls sacrifce

19:54 <Cepheid> Got those too, yes.

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20:01 <Librarian> good taste owo

20:01 <Librarian> thats all i remember

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20:08 <Cepheid> Yeah, that's about the full list of games derived from Monster Hunter in terms of style and approach.

20:08 <Cepheid> And each has their ups and downs.

20:16 <Cepheid> ...

20:16 <Cepheid> Guh, I'm passing the limit for blood sugar.

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20:16 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: The 10 Most Rewatchable My Little Pony Episodes - My Picks!  [ http://tinyurl.com/jr74lar ]

20:16 <Cepheid> I can always tell when I pass that point.  I get a bout of extremely severe nausea for about 30 seconds.

20:17 <Librarian> i heard ginger helps

20:17 <Librarian> i need a name for a knight

20:17 <Librarian> anyone wanna volunteer?

20:17 <fyrepony> steam decided to chance for russian.....

20:17 <fyrepony> must be hackers

20:18 <Cepheid> Still English to me.  What region of the world are you in?  Could be misidentifying region.

20:18 <Librarian> thelema5

20:18 <fyrepony> nah see i was logged in at time too

20:19 <Librarian> thelema

20:19 <fyrepony> then it trew me out

20:19 <fyrepony> im in EU region

20:19 <Librarian> imma name a game character after you?

20:19 <Librarian> ignore the ?

20:19 <Librarian> whats your favourite color?

20:25 <SunsetShimmer> wobniaR: AA Will be skipping this week owing to a thing going on.

20:26 <Librarian> which is?

20:28 <SunsetShimmer> Music day festivals or somesuch.

20:28 <SunsetShimmer> which means AA2's start will be next saturday, phooey

20:28 <Reia> Damn

20:28 <wobniaR> Skip a week? More hiatus? I'm gonna faint

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20:29 * wobniaR steals MarsToSirius' fainting couch to faint upon

20:29 <Librarian> i can assist with that

20:29 * Librarian defenestrates wobniar

20:30 <SunsetShimmer> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB9oDOV1ZRQ - Well then.

20:30 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

20:30 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about System Shock - Pre Alpha Trailer

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20:31 <wobniaR> Pre alpha? That's like before any actual game design is done

20:32 <SunsetShimmer> It's badly named, there's clearly footage in there that seems to be from the engine

20:34 <Gladiolus> Looks like it’ll be fun

20:35 <Cepheid> I define "Pre-alpha" as "Not yet feature complete."

20:35 <Cepheid> Alpha is basically bug-finding and fixing, but a more extreme case.  A larger number of bugs, etc.

20:35 <Cepheid> Beta testing tends to be the more rigourous testing for the more obscure bugs that can't be found with unit testing and such.

20:36 <Gladiolus> pre-alpha “We’re not too certain what this will ultimately look like"

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20:38 <Cepheid> Truth told, I think the definition changes from developer to developer.

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20:39 <Surreal_Nightmares> DayZ. Alpha in 3 years. :D

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21:02 <Thelema5> !link filly scout

21:02 <DerpyBot> https://derpiboo.ru/625518

21:03 * Thelema5 buys all teh cookies

21:03 <wobniaR> I wouldn't buy

21:03 <wobniaR> Abominations all of them

21:04 <wobniaR> By that i mean the people not the cookoes

21:04 <wobniaR> !link eldritch abomination

21:04 <DerpyBot> http://derpibooru.org/121020

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21:04 <wobniaR> Wow derpibooru pls

21:05 <Entropy> ...creepy...

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21:06 <Cepheid> Hey that's pretty good for an eldritch abomination.

21:06 * Cepheid bookmarks.

21:07 <CelestialHell> Did someone call?

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21:08 * Cepheid blares Shadow Covering the Town.

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21:09 <MisterRogers> Everyone.

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21:09 <Entropy> Yeah.

21:09 <MisterRogers> I just started reading the MLP comics.

21:09 <MisterRogers> However.

21:09 <Entropy> Did you download them illegally at yayponies?

21:10 <MisterRogers> ehhhhh

21:10 <MisterRogers> To my point.

21:10 <MisterRogers> https://i.imgur.com/6wBqlrH.png

21:10 <CelestialHell> Oh hey MisterRogers and Entropy who's really actually Nurgle in disguise.

21:10 <MisterRogers> How late is it on this clock>

21:10 <CelestialHell> Whos clock?

21:10 <Entropy> lol, 10:30 o'clock???

21:11 <MisterRogers> Check link.

21:11 <CelestialHell> So, are ya new around here?

21:11 <Entropy> Whose Nurgle?

21:11 <MisterRogers> Yeah, 10:30 is late?

21:11 <Cepheid> Catch, analog clock.

21:11 <MisterRogers> Someone from war hammer?

21:11 <Cepheid> So it can be either 10 AM or 10 PM.

21:11 <Entropy> I really can't tell if the clock is saying 11:00 or 10:00 o'clock.

21:12 <Cepheid> I'd estimate closer to 10 PM.

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21:12 <MisterRogers> That's what I thought.

21:12 <CelestialHell> Also "late" is relavtive to the unspecific time when he would be done with the meeting.

21:13 <MisterRogers> Ah that's true.

21:13 <CelestialHell> If I say "I'll be out of the meeting at 10:00" but it's 11:00, it IS pretty late. o3o

21:13 <MisterRogers> Good observation.

21:14 <MisterRogers> Oh well time is all the same when you've 7 tests and one report to do.

21:14 <MisterRogers> this week.

21:14 <MisterRogers> You can't have enough of it.

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21:15 <MisterRogers> Oh well good talk, gotta study.

21:15 <MisterRogers> Cya.

21:15 <Entropy> good luck

21:15 <CelestialHell> Yes but you can have enough tests.

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21:15 <Cepheid> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l28JllnZ5PE

21:15 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

21:15 <MisterRogers> Thanks..

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21:15 <CelestialHell> So Entropy, how's the chaos buzyness going?

21:16 <CelestialHell> Yes, I still think you are Papa Nurgle in disguise.

21:16 <Entropy> I gave up the chaos buzyness, one draconequus to do that is enough.

21:16 <CelestialHell> You know? Nurgle? The chaos god of decay, death and Entropy?

21:17 <Entropy> Never heard of him/her.

21:17 <CelestialHell> He's one of the four chaos gods of the Warhammer and 40k universe.

21:17 <Entropy> What's CelestiaHell like? Is it like Tartarus?

21:17 <Jon-The_Bronynerd> http://i.imgur.com/8rIYjGm.png Realistic MLP toy ever :P

21:17 <CelestialHell> He's the nicest of them.

21:17 <CelestialHell> Oh, that's me, I've a Paradox.

21:18 <CelestialHell> My actually name is LunaticHell, nice to meet cha.

21:18 <Entropy> That photo was even more creepy than the one I saw earlier.

21:18 <Entropy> Nice to meet you too Cele- I mean LunaticHell, my name is actually NightLight

21:19 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about God Eater 2 Rage Burst OST - God and Man / 神と人と Vocal Ver.

21:19 <CelestialHell> Cepheid: And yes, Pinkie Pie IS best Eldrich Ponynation.

21:19 <Thelema5> Jon-The_Bronynerd, seems legit.  Totally not an unlicensed knockoff.

21:19 <Jon-The_Bronynerd> Indeed

21:19 <Cepheid> Truth told, I like "eldritch horrors" in general.

21:20 <Cepheid> Not enough good artwork of such things.

21:20 * Cepheid can technically play God Eater 2 Rage Burst before August 30th. >.>

21:20 <CelestialHell> One of the first books Steven Kings and the same book that inspired him to write horror stories was written by...

21:21 <CelestialHell> ...HP Lovecraft.

21:21 * Surreal_Nightmares wears CelestialHell as a crown.

21:21 <Cepheid> Yeah, I read his short story.

21:21 <CelestialHell> Steven may be Kings, but Lovecraft is his god!

21:21 <Cepheid> It was a pretty good read.

21:21 <CelestialHell> elder*

21:22 * Entropy becomes a sceptre for Surreal_Nightmares

21:22 * Surreal_Nightmares noms on Entropy.

21:22 <CelestialHell> When you walk in a park and a giant moster jumps out of the bush: that's fear. When you walk in a park and there could be a giant monster behind every single bush: that's HORROR.

21:23 <Entropy> What do you call it if you're a giant monster that jumps at people out of a bush in a park?

21:24 <CelestialHell> What?

21:24 <Coco|Mobile> A monster with too much free time?

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21:24 <Entropy> Yep.

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21:25 <CelestialHell> Wow...that pun was so "meh", it wasn't even a bad pun.

21:25 <Heartbreak> Entropy is falling down?

21:25 <CelestialHell> Ok it was a non-pun, and a non-joke. o3o

21:25 <Coco|Mobile> That was a pun?

21:25 <CelestialHell> No.

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21:25 <CelestialHell> I thought he was making a joke, but...wow.

21:26 <Coco|Mobile> Knock knock

21:26 <Entropy> I don't... I don't even know what that was anymore...

21:26 <Surreal_Nightmares> Don't worry.

21:26 <Entropy> come in

21:26 <CelestialHell> Who's there?

21:26 <Coco|Mobile> Idunup

21:26 <CelestialHell> I dunnup who?

21:26 * Surreal_Nightmares hats on Entropy.

21:27 * Entropy becomes a hat for Surreal_Nightmares

21:28 <Surreal_Nightmares> Wat.

21:28 <Surreal_Nightmares> I'm supposed to be YOUR hat.

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21:29 * Cepheid looks at Entropy. Then at CelestialHell. "You better not go using magical girls to slow or stop entropy."

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21:29 <SugarWing> hello ^^

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21:30 <Entropy> Hey :V

21:30 * Surreal_Nightmares boops Entropy.

21:30 <Thelema5> Heyo, SugarWing

21:30 <Librarian> two sugar

21:30 <Librarian> i mean owo

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21:30 <CelestialHell> Milk or cream?

21:31 * Surreal_Nightmares snuzzles SugarWing

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21:31 * Entropy gives his credit card information to Surreal_Nightmares

21:31 <CelestialHell> Cepheid: Why would I ever want to...do you want to make a contract, by the way?

21:31 <Cepheid> No.

21:31 <Surreal_Nightmares> Yay.

21:31 <SugarWing> :P thank you

21:31 <CelestialHell> Dang.

21:32 * Entropy noms on SugarWing

21:32 * Surreal_Nightmares noms too.

21:33 <SugarWing> my wings are still not made out of sugar

21:33 <SugarWing> :D

21:34 * Surreal_Nightmares noms on SugarWing's mane.

21:34 <Cepheid> http://imgur.com/gallery/cGcqe I cannot unsee this.

21:34 * Entropy noms on SugarWing's tail

21:35 <SugarWing> Entropy are you new i haven't seen you around here before

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21:36 <Entropy> I use to join this channel as 'NightLight' but than I heard other people were also named 'NightLight' so I went for a more unique name (hopefully, no one uses 'Entropy'). So... maybe....

21:37 <SugarWing> oh

21:37 <SugarWing> i just haven't seen you around here before sorry

21:38 <SugarWing> though it is most unusual for me to stay up this long

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21:38 <SugarWing> but only because i spent my afternoon having horse riding training

21:38 <Entropy> Don't be sorry, the name SugarWing doesn't ring a bell either

21:39 <Thelema5> When were you active in the channel, Entropy?

21:39 <SugarWing> ^^ then im not bad for forgetting a name

21:39 <Entropy> Thelema5 I think about 2 or 3 weeks ago, I can't remember

21:39 <Thelema5> Oh, that recently.  :P

21:40 <Thelema5> !log

21:40 <Unixkitty> https://unixkitty.com/logs/EquestriaDaily/latest.log.html

21:40 <Entropy> (I'll be really annoyed if another pony were named 'Entropy', I should put some numbers on)

21:41 <Surreal_Nightmares> Or register the nick?

21:42 <Entropy> Nah, that sounds too complicated, and besides, I rarely come here. : D

21:42 <Thelema5> The last time you were here as NightLight was May 29th

21:43 *** Entropy is now known as Entropy5822

21:44 <Thelema5> Neither 'Nightlight' nor 'Entropy' are registered nicks on Catnernet

21:44 <Thelema5> *Canternet

21:44 <Entropy5822> Thelema5, really, it's been that long, I really thought it was like 2 weeks

21:44 <Thelema5> Time flies.

21:45 <Entropy5822> (How do I register a nickname anyway)

21:46 <Schism> Sigh.  I wish I were surprised.

21:46 <Entropy5822> I don't want ponies to know my pin number is 5822

21:46 <Schism> Some kids decided to draw happy chalk messages over the retaining wall and the sidewalk in front of our apartment.  Nothing harmful, just nice little words of encouragement and happiness.

21:46 <Thelema5> Registering a nick is explained here: http://derpy.me/EqDRules

21:47 <Entropy5822> Thanks Thelema5, you're the best! : D

21:47 <Schism> Today, my landlord is taking a power sprayer to the afflicted surfaces...

21:47 * Cepheid sits on Schism.

21:48 <Thelema5> I can appreciate the thought of having the chalk messages, but it would drive my ODC sensibilities bonkers

21:48 <Thelema5> Unless the kids wrote them in neatly contained symmetrical borders.

21:49 <Cepheid> It's fine to keep it around for a while, but not too long.

21:50 <Schism> Only a brief bit, it seems.

21:50 * Schism hums, and sighs. "Well. Anyway." He offers Cepheid a small cheese-and-pickle sandwich.

21:50 <Cepheid> Ideally, graffiti or broken windows should be dealt with ASAP.  Leave one or the other too long, and people start getting ideas about the surroundings.

21:50 *** Entropy5822 is now known as Entropy

21:50 * Cepheid noms the sandwich.

21:51 <Schism> In this case, it was just some tenants or neighborhood kids with harmless chalk.

21:51 <Schism> Also, Thelema5, it's spelled CDO.  That way, the letters are in alphabetical order, the way they're MEANT TO BE.

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21:52 <Cepheid> It's apparently a researched phenomenon, too.  People start thinking the building or surroundings are not patrolled by cops, cleaned, or kept in good shape.  So it leads to further damage and a slow increase in crime.

21:53 <Schism> Peculiar as that sounds, I've heard that myself - the 'broken window effect'.

21:53 <Cepheid> http://imgur.com/gallery/4C6i2 ... That places like this exist explains some areas in the Dark Souls series.

21:53 <Cepheid> Yeah.

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21:53 <Cepheid> It's peculiar, but then again, so is the human mind.

21:54 <Schism> Cephy: Those buildings.  Is that /kudzu?/

21:54 <Cepheid> I have no idea.

21:54 <Thelema5> Kudzu is great fun from afar.

21:54 <Cepheid> If I had to guess, I'd say it's some sort of creeping vine.

21:55 <Schism> It just feels like it kind of /has/ to be kudzu, the way it's devoured those buildings.

21:55 <Thelema5> I lived in the US south for a while- kudzu is a constant factor in landscape management.

21:55 <Schism> Cepheid: Yeah, kudzu has eaten a goodly portion of the American South, and it's coming for you!  Run! Run! Danger! FLEE FROM KUDZU!

21:55 <Schism> Rar.

21:56 * Schism ahems, and drops a quarter in an arcade cabinet.

21:57 <Entropy> (Sorry guys for logging in and out, my internet when all random on me when I was registering)

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21:58 <Thelema5> !link kudzu

21:58 <DerpyBot> Twilight says she doesn't have anything in the library about that

21:58 <Thelema5> Oh for crying out loud.

21:58 <Schism> (Anyone who recognizes said arcade cabinet... well, good job.)

21:59 <Cepheid> http://imgur.com/gallery/4C8HYMV This is how I feel when I see elderly people trying to cross Innes road.

21:59 <Cepheid> Because the crosswalk timers aren't even long enough for a healthy, fast walker to get across

22:00 <Schism> Oh gods, I know.  And for some reason, the road ragers then blame the elderly, instead of the crosswalk signs.

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22:01 <Thelema5> Don't pedestrians have the right-of-way regardless of the light?

22:01 <Schism> Yes, but drivers are more likely to pay attention to any traffic lights instead of any obstructions which might befall them.

22:01 <Schism> Also, the crosswalk down near Breithaupt and Moore lasts for /exactly/ eight seconds.  Me, I can cross a standard road in three seconds.  Most... not so much.

22:02 <Cepheid> Or car drivers just don't give a dang about pedestrians.

22:02 <Thelema5> 8 seconds is not enough.

22:02 <Cepheid> Yeah, the crosswalk I'm talking about last 8 seconds as well.

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22:02 <Cepheid> It's a two-lanes-per-direction road as well.

22:02 <Cepheid> And why did I bring up the elderly in all this?

22:03 <Schism> Ah, now that's just a really bad idea.  This is a one-lane road, well, one back and one forth.

22:03 <Cepheid> A retirement home was built at the intersection of the crosswalk.

22:03 <Schism> ... /really/ poor planning.

22:03 <Cepheid> And the crosswalk STILL has not been adjusted.

22:03 <Entropy> Correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't some crosswalks have sensors for people crossing the road.

22:03 * Thelema5 facehoof

22:04 <Cepheid> Some do, Entropy.  Not all.

22:04 <Cepheid> And it's pretty rare.

22:04 <Cepheid> This is a city that, for the last month, was FASCINATED by a sinkhole.

22:04 <SugarWing> i think i should go to sleep

22:04 <Schism> Entropy: Why, yes, some do!  Welcome to CANADIAN ROAD PLANNING, you're next up on the set, and here's question number one!  Which is more important to planners in Ontario right now?  A. Winning the next by-election; B. Making sure the roads work, or C. Implementing a useless LRT system which won't be finished until 2020?

22:04 <SugarWing> have a wonderful day guys! <3

22:05 <Cepheid> Ottawa's LRT system is supposed to be done by 2018.

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22:05 <Schism> (mildly bitter.)

22:05 <Schism> AHAHAHA.  Oh, that's so CUTE, Cepheid, I like that you actually said 'supposed' though.

22:05 <Schism> mumblegrumblesuppository.

22:05 <Cepheid> And given they probably delayed construction due to the sinkhole(It was over the LRT tunnel, so they need to make sure the tunnel didn't cause the sinkhole somehow.), I can't see that deadline being reached.

22:06 <Cepheid> Oh, and there's the issue of making sure the trains even work.

22:06 <Cepheid> Few months back, some work was done on the O-train.  Something about the computers and scheduling, etc.

22:06 <Schism> Cepheid: We were given a deadline of - and this was unsurprisingly not reached - 2017 before King Street would be reopened.

22:06 <Cepheid> Within a day of starting it up again, they had to shut it down due to technical malfunctions.

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22:06 <Cepheid> And it remained shut down for ANOTHER WEEK.

22:07 <Schism> On common occasion, I go down to Breithaupt, Moore and King (it's a three-way intersection, or was).  I like to look at their progress at fixing what is now a rather remarkable hole in the ground and set of insane cleanups.

22:08 <Schism> Those names might carry some meaning for your interests too, Cepheid, because it's WHERE THE NEW GOOGLE BUILDING IS.

22:08 <Cepheid> Yeah, I know.

22:09 <Schism> Get an infusion of technical interest into the city, and then you dig a hole next to it.  Thanks, municipal planning.

22:09 <Cepheid> ... Heh, Lenka's hairstyle is in Resurrection.

22:10 <Schism> Well, no arguments that they don't listen to the fans, I guess.

22:11 <Entropy> (I'm feeling pretty tired, so I'm just going to play final fantasy than go to sleep, bye everypony)

22:11 <Schism> Which FF?

22:11 <Entropy> Type-0

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22:11 * Cepheid takes Cat Ears accessory with Glasses. Kitty God Eater.

22:12 <Schism> Ah, have fun.

22:13 <Schism> Thelema5, Cepheid, I'm sorry, still salty, I just want to get this out of my system.  Have you ever seen a politician for the phrase 'sunk cost fallacy' means /anything at all/?

22:13 <Cepheid> Nope.

22:14 <Schism> for whom the*

22:14 <Cepheid> But, but it creates jobs!

22:15 <Schism> Ahahahaha.  Cepheid: Oh man.  I also like how Googling the phrase 'sunk cost fallacy', at least on my IP, returns a link to FARMVILLE.

22:16 <Schism> Or at least an article discussing it.

22:17 <Thelema5> Nuh uh

22:19 <Thelema5> But oddly I was reading an article about New York's first medical marijuana production facility, and left that page after reading a politician quoted as saying "It's going to create about 70 jobs".  I tabbed over here and read "But, but it creates jobs!".  It made my head spin a bit.

22:19 <Cepheid> :P

22:20 <FreezeFrame> That was annoying. I forgot to turn off my heart rate monitor's "outside target zone" alarm. So it was just sitting in my ottoman constantly beeping.

22:21 <Thelema5> Why is your heartrate outside of its target zone?

22:21 <SunsetShimmer> even more, why do you wear a monitor?

22:21 <FreezeFrame> Because I take it off when I'm not exercising.

22:21 <Thelema5> Aahh.

22:21 * FreezeFrame should have clarified it's a workout monitor, not a 24/7 monitor

22:21 <SunsetShimmer> lol

22:21 <Thelema5> Well folks, I'm heading home.  Bye, everyony!

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22:22 <FreezeFrame> Oooh, new Bath & Body Works coupon!

22:23 <Phantasma_Eeria> Hey

22:23 * Phantasma_Eeria glomps SunsetShimmer

22:23 * SunsetShimmer cuddles on Phantasma_Eeria!

22:23 <FreezeFrame> 10 dollars off 30, and 20 off 50

22:23 <Phantasma_Eeria> How are you SunsetShimmer

22:23 <SunsetShimmer> I'm alive. x3

22:24 <Phantasma_Eeria> How has brexit affected you?

22:25 <SunsetShimmer> It's not effective for the next 2 years, processes and such

22:25 <SunsetShimmer> it's a delayed reaction

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22:25 <SunsetShimmer> thats what people forget about litigation and such...

22:25 <Phantasma_Eeria> I know...but we're gunna lose nandos and magic stars! (Lel jk)

22:25 <Sour_Sweet> If things go bad you can always take a portal to another dimension again and kill your counterpart there.

22:26 <SunsetShimmer> I've never seen nandos anyway, lol

22:26 <SunsetShimmer> Who's to say thats not already a thing, Sour_Sweet? ;3

22:27 <Cepheid> ... God Eater Ressurection, they changed Sakaki's voice.  Dang.

22:27 <Phantasma_Eeria> SunsetShimmer: have you played overwatch

22:27 <SunsetShimmer> I played the beta

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22:27 <SunsetShimmer> but have yet to secure the game personally

22:27 <Phantasma_Eeria> Do you know who Genji is?

22:27 <SunsetShimmer> Yus

22:27 <Phantasma_Eeria> I drew them, you wanna see?

22:28 <SunsetShimmer> Show me dem arts

22:28 <SunsetShimmer> Actually....

22:28 <SunsetShimmer> !link Overwatch

22:28 <DerpyBot> https://derpiboo.ru/1176627?scope=scpee51d0dea4558721768ee1e8ea00228befc85df6a

22:28 <SunsetShimmer> ....Yes.

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22:28 <Sour_Sweet> Silliness aside: It will take some time until people really feel any consequences (good or bad) apart from the financial market overreacting as usual

22:29 <Dookie39> howdy

22:29 <SunsetShimmer> 'sup?

22:30 <Dookie39> listening to green day, you?

22:30 <SunsetShimmer> pondering existance, ponies and coffee

22:30 <Dookie39> true

22:31 <Phantasma_Eeria> Dookie39: which song?

22:31 <Dookie39> atm

22:31 <Dookie39> give me novacaine

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22:38 <Phantasma_Eeria> Dookie39: good song, I prefer basket case personally

22:38 <Dookie39> that used to be my favorite

22:38 <Dookie39> its holiday now though

22:39 <Phantasma_Eeria> SunsetShimmer over here! https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/esfyTlZC/Genji.JPG

22:39 <Phantasma_Eeria> I can play holiday on guitar

22:39 <Dookie39> thats awesome

22:39 <SunsetShimmer> What is it?

22:39 <SunsetShimmer> OH

22:39 <SunsetShimmer> Right yes

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22:42 <Dookie39> another great song is east jesus nowhere

22:43 <Phantasma_Eeria> SunsetShimmer: do you like it?

22:43 <SunsetShimmer> Is good

22:43 <Phantasma_Eeria> Yay

22:51 <Phantasma_Eeria> SunsetShimmer: do you have anything for me to draw

22:51 <SunsetShimmer> I'm not massively a requester of arts, no

22:52 <Phantasma_Eeria> Ok

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22:58 * Cepheid hunts Aragami. o3o

22:59 * Surreal_Nightmares hats on Cepheid.

22:59 <Cepheid> Huh, a vajra in this mission.

22:59 <Schism> Hah.  My brother, the professional chef, didn't accept at first that tomatoes are indeed a nightshade.

23:00 <Surreal_Nightmares> Hue.

23:01 <Schism> Or rather, a subgenus of the Solanum plant.

23:01 <Cepheid> "I've still got some energy left.  What to do with it?  Oh, I know!  I can go on a mission!  Wait..."  *Is on a mission*

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23:03 <Nicktendonick> Pokemon - Gen 1 psychic types - http://i.4cdn.org/vp/1466978969619.jpg

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23:06 <Cepheid> Schism:  Fun story, turns out when my blood sugar hits a certain level, I enter a 30-second period of intense nausea and dizziness.  Then return to normal.

23:06 <Schism> Is that a high level or a low level?

23:07 <Cepheid> Low level.

23:07 <Cepheid> As it is, my stomach is growling considerably because you know, I'm stupid.  I don't feel hungry, strangely.

23:08 <Schism> ow.  Okay, yeah, dizziness and a little nausea is standard for a very low BG.  Get some juice.

23:09 * CelestialHell laughs hard.

23:09 <CelestialHell> I just recruited a mage and called her Twlight, when I took in her bio it says "Hight: avarage; Build: meaty".

23:10 <CelestialHell> Perfect fit.

23:10 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Top 10 Pony Songs of May 2016  [ http://tinyurl.com/z4njlm8 ]

23:11 <CelestialHell> My Celestia is tall and slender and my VinylScratch is *looks at SunsetShimmer* "petite and thin"...

23:11 <CelestialHell> ...well it is called my LITTLE pony, right?

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23:20 <SunsetShimmer> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cl-wZjIWkAA-MCk.jpg:large - xD

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23:22 <wobniaR> All according to keikaku

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23:25 <CelestialHell> [Translator's notice: keikaku means "plan"]

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23:39 <Schism> Oh, I love misinterpreting sentences in the best possible way.  X3

23:39 <CelestialHell> Best for whom?

23:40 <Schism> In this case, everybody who's a fan of irony.

23:41 <CelestialHell> You know what's irony?

23:41 <CelestialHell> My Celestia character's class is "Mistress" and she has a skill called "Kiss" which restores health.

23:41 <CelestialHell> She can kiss herself.

23:42 <Surreal_Nightmares> Lol.

23:43 <CelestialHell> Oh and...she got the skill from wearing a Bikini.

23:43 <CelestialHell> Not a "Bikini armor", just a bikini.

23:43 <Cepheid> CelestialHell:  What game are you playing?

23:43 <CelestialHell> A rpg maker game called "Epic Quest 8"

23:44 <CelestialHell> You get one hero and you can recruit multible characters from 9 classes (I think it'll be more lateron in the game), but you can only take 3 characters with you at a time.

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23:45 <Phantasma_Eeria> CelestialHell: that sounds like dragon quest

23:46 <CelestialHell> Well I guess that is what inspired it.

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23:46 <CelestialHell> It's fun for its price.

23:48 <Cepheid> Hum, Variant Scythe feels unweildy.  Halberd similarly so.  How about the Hammer..?

23:48 <Schism> By 'ironic', I meant that someone has made a statement which means two things, one of which is exactly contrary to what he says.

23:49 <Schism> Or means.

23:50 <Cepheid> Hum, to test this hammer, let's hunt a Kongou.

23:57 <ADragonDreaming> meow.

23:57 <ADragonDreaming> What are you playing, Cepheid?

23:57 <CelestialHell> A catdragon?!?

23:58 <ADragonDreaming> Lunar?

23:58 <ADragonDreaming> Silver Star Story or Eternal Blue?