Log archive of EquestriaDaily for Thursday, 2016-06-30

00:00 * Schism looks at the S.Zinogre Umbrage drop rates. "Oh, /ew./"

00:00 <Entropy> Meow Meow Chocobo Meow Everypony!

00:00 <Cepheid> A lot of monsters have that, Schism.

00:00 <Sketchy_Sounds> Yeah that's his rarest drop, Cephy.

00:00 <Cepheid> Rathian Ruby, Rathian Plate, etc.

00:00 <Cepheid> I'm aware.

00:00 <Cepheid> Hence why I said I'll never see it.  I have no luck with rare drops.

00:00 <Schism> What were you planning on making with it, armor?

00:00 <Cepheid> Weapon.

00:00 <Sketchy_Sounds> Well, unless you enlist some help :)

00:00 * Schism also boops Cepheid with an angelring card.

00:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: New Wonderbolts Collection Heading to Target Exclusively  [ http://tinyurl.com/goua2fz ]

00:01 <Cepheid> I want to upgrade my bowgun.

00:01 <Cepheid> Sketchy_Sounds:  I don't want to inconvenience you with repeated hunts of the same monster over and over.

00:01 <Sketchy_Sounds> Eh, it wouldn't be an inconvenience.

00:01 <Sketchy_Sounds> I dunno if I could help tonight though as I'm about to eat dinner and then I plan on sleeping

00:01 <Cepheid> Lemme finish up this hunt then I guess I can create a room.

00:01 <Cepheid> Ah, fair enough.

00:01 <Schism> Yeesh, at least you only need the one Umbrage.

00:01 <Cepheid> Probably for the best, anyhow.

00:02 <Cepheid> I'm drinking alongside hunting, so..

00:02 <Sketchy_Sounds> But if you still need or want help tomorrow or over the weekend, I'll lend my blades :)

00:02 * Schism has a gulp of sake. "Kampai~"

00:02 <Cepheid> Sounds good.

00:02 * Cepheid is drinking somersby cider.

00:02 <Cepheid> Elderberry flavour, this one.

00:02 <Schism> What flav--ahh.

00:03 <Schism> Haven't tried the elderberry; I quite like the basic cider and the blackberry, though.

00:03 <Cepheid> Aaand there's my first wipeout of the night.

00:03 <Schism> Pear is... eh.

00:03 <Sketchy_Sounds> I really need to get my hands on some more Cloudberry Kopparberg.

00:03 <Cepheid> Got rammed by the Zinogre.  Then tailslammed.

00:03 <Schism> Whoof.

00:03 <Entropy> I like to weigh in here. What are you guys talking about?

00:03 <Cepheid> Alcohol and Monster Hunter.

00:04 <Entropy> Sounds like a great combination.

00:04 <Cepheid> You shall pay for your crime, Stygian Zinogre!

00:04 <Schism> Is that a high-ranked or a g-ranked?

00:04 <Cepheid> High

00:04 *** CyberJacob is now known as zz_CyberJacob

00:04 <Entropy> (Wait. Which Monster Hunter is this?)

00:05 <Schism> Ah, so it is 1%.

00:05 <Cepheid> 4U

00:05 <DinkyDoo> https://i.imgur.com/fzUj0.gif

00:05 <Schism> I should honestly probably pick that up, come to think.  I've heard such good things about the series...

00:06 <Cepheid> Heh.

00:06 <Cepheid> Probably best to wait until July 15th.

00:06 <Cepheid> Everyone will be moving to Monster Hunter Generations, most likely.

00:06 <Schism> Well, I only have access to the baseline 3DS... but mm.

00:06 <Cepheid> Surprisingly, it's possible to play the game with a baseline 3DS and no circle pad pro.

00:07 <Schism> Neat.  Well, then, perhaps I'll give the demo a swing.

00:07 <Cepheid> Mmm.  I need a proper dragon-resistant armour.  Best I got is the Khezu armour, but I can't upgrade it anymore due to lack of proper armour spheres.  Armour spheres that appear in G-rank.

00:07 <Entropy> (I wish I knew more about Monster Hunter. I think someone here told me about sentinel cats that talks or something)

00:07 <Cepheid> Yep.

00:08 <Cepheid> Felynes.  Bipedal, intelligent cats that work alongside you.

00:08 <Entropy> (What's the cat nip called again, apparently if you throw it at an enemy, cats will start attacking out of nowhere)

00:08 <Cepheid> Felvine.

00:08 *** Fayth is now known as FaythWork

00:09 <Schism> How very Cuccoish.

00:09 <Sketchy_Sounds> This does indeed occur

00:09 <Sketchy_Sounds> Or if you chuck it at some Felyne's, they get zonked.

00:10 * Schism sets up a system update.

00:10 <Sketchy_Sounds> **Felynes

00:12 <Entropy> (That's the only thing I know about Monster Hunter because Cepheid told me like a month ago, I didn't know it existed in the first place. Anyway, I am needed someplace else. Good luck with the system update Schism, hope your internet speed speeds up.)

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00:15 <DinkyDoo> Monterhunter? What year did that come out

00:15 <Cepheid> Get back here you idjit, I'm not done with you!  *Chases limping Zinogre*

00:16 <Cepheid> First one?  2004.

00:16 <Cepheid> ... And I got KOed by heat

00:16 <Cepheid> Because I forgot to drink a new cold drink.

00:17 <Gladiolus> lol so the president was in Parliament today making a speech.

00:17 <Gladiolus> The MPs chanted four more years.

00:17 <Gladiolus> https://www.facebook.com/GlobalNews/videos/1063718647009233/

00:19 <Cepheid> Our MPs are stupid.

00:19 <Cepheid> ...

00:19 <Cepheid> Guh... zuh...

00:19 * Cepheid carved an Umbrage.

00:20 <Cepheid> Schism.  I... what?

00:20 <Sketchy_Sounds> Nice!

00:21 <Gladiolus> why stupid

00:21 <Cepheid> Gladiolus:  Because they should know by now that he can't do another 4 year term?

00:21 <Gladiolus> i guess i wont really argue but making a funny chant for a gues tof honr is fun

00:21 <Gladiolus> I’m sure they know that.

00:21 <Gladiolus> It’s just a nice respectful joke.

00:21 <Princess-Luna> ^

00:21 <Cepheid> Fair enough.  I rescind my statement.

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00:22 <Cepheid> Brimstren Drakevow.  Rare 7, 291 ATK with long barrel.

00:22 <Schism> Cepheid: Congrats!

00:22 <DinkyDoo> Lol I thought Obama was just going along with the silly.

00:23 <DinkyDoo> "Oh this is nice cheering for me! Time to enjoy this!"

00:23 <DARK> hello =)

00:23 <Schism> Cepheid: How many Zinogres did it take you to do that?

00:23 <Cepheid> One.

00:23 <Cepheid> Apparently.

00:23 <Cepheid> At least, tonight.

00:23 <Schism> ... maybe the game likes you tonight?

00:23 <Schism> Or maybe that elderberry cider is particularly lucky.

00:24 <Cepheid> Who knows?

00:24 <ADragonDreaming> dat drop though.

00:24 <Cepheid> In any case, I need some Seltas Queen parts next.  Would like to upgrade my Insect path bowgun.  Hmm.  I also need to get materials for a dragon-resistant armour.

00:24 <ADragonDreaming> Dober!

00:24 <Cepheid> Oh, right.  I was working on Zinogre U, as well.

00:25 <Cepheid> I need another Umbrage for the chest piece.

00:25 <Schism> Ah fun.

00:25 <ADragonDreaming> Indeed.

00:25 <Cepheid> And a tail.

00:25 <Cepheid> Which I can't acquire easily.  Arguably, the tail may be harder than the Umbrage.

00:25 <Cepheid> What's Dober require.?

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00:26 <Cepheid> Kecha, Nerscylla, Conga and Tetsucabra parts.

00:26 <Sketchy_Sounds> Whatcha need dragon res for, Cepheid?

00:27 <Sketchy_Sounds> Planning on going after a 'jho? :p

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00:27 <Cepheid> For monsters with dragon element, mostly.  It kills my elemental attacks.

00:27 <Cepheid> Dragonblight and all that.

00:27 <Schism> Cepheid: Of course, if you want to get its tail, you'll need to cut it off properly and carve with like a 70% rate.

00:27 <Sketchy_Sounds> Yeah but well... there're only a handful that do that

00:27 <Cepheid> Still a good idea to carry at least one dragon resistant armour.

00:28 <Cepheid> Especially since my current armour is weak to dragon.

00:28 <Sketchy_Sounds> Oh definitely

00:28 <Schism> Also, I was evidently incorrect, it was a 3% drop rate, but still quite painful.

00:28 <Cepheid> Let's see..

00:28 <Schism> 1% was the Shiny Drops rate.

00:28 <Cepheid> Nerscylla and Tetsu minimum two battles each.  Congalala minimum one battle.

00:29 <Cepheid> Then I need a metric ton of Dragonbone Relics.

00:29 <Cepheid> Huh, that's right.  There's hunt-a-thons for Nersc and Tetsu.  Easy kills aplenty there.

00:30 <Cepheid> Sketchy_Sounds:  Any recommendations for Heavy Armour Spheres?

00:30 <Sketchy_Sounds> Mining, mining, and more mining :p

00:31 <Cepheid> Alas, I do not have access to the best quest for that.

00:31 <ADragonDreaming> Get access.

00:31 <Sketchy_Sounds> ^

00:31 <Cepheid> I need G-rank questing, or to advance offline mode.

00:31 <Sketchy_Sounds> I'd say work your way through offline then

00:31 <Cepheid> Yeah.

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00:32 <Cepheid> I need...  Let's see.

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00:32 <Cepheid> Frenzied Brachy, and Frenzied Devil.

00:33 <Cepheid> Then to hunt Steve again.

00:33 <ADragonDreaming> The only low-rank quests I need to do to complete off-line lr are one harvest quest and speartuna fishing.

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00:34 <ADragonDreaming> And then my completionist need will allow me to officially tackle high rank!

00:34 <Cepheid> so yeah, I'll need dragon resist for Deviljho anyhow, so..

00:34 <ADragonDreaming> Although I also kind of want to make the hr gore armor...

00:34 * Cepheid trots off to make Dober armour. First target, Nerscylla.

00:34 * Sour_Sweet noms on Gladiolus' partition table

00:35 <Cepheid> I think I have access to High Rank gore quests.  If you want to make it, I can help you hunt it.

00:35 <ADragonDreaming> I can do that myself, actually, there's Crazy Stupid Love.

00:35 <Cepheid> Ah.

00:35 <ADragonDreaming> But I might skip farming that.

00:35 <Cepheid> I also need an armour with that one skill that keeps slime off of me.

00:36 <ADragonDreaming> My collector tendencies can get in the way.

00:36 <Cepheid> You and me both.  In a different way.  I target weapons over armour.

00:36 <ADragonDreaming> I think hr gore has that ... helps with frenzy too?

00:36 <ADragonDreaming> That's only slightly different.

00:36 <ADragonDreaming> I just target specific weapon categories.

00:36 <Cepheid> Right.

00:37 <Cepheid> Me, it's just bowguns.  The thing about being a gunner is usually you don't need hefty resistances.  USUALLY.  Dragon resistance aside, you usually want either good defense, or good skills.

00:37 <Cepheid> Since for the most part, you'll have a lot more time to dodge an attack, due to being at range, etc.

00:38 * Gladiolus eats Surreal_Nightmares

00:38 * Surreal_Nightmares pokes Gladiolus' nose.

00:38 <Cepheid> And yeah, the Gore HR armor provides Biology.

00:40 <ADragonDreaming> Blademasters generally favor armor skills and raw defense over elemental resistances too.

00:41 <Cepheid> ... Thank you, Konchu.

00:42 <Cepheid> A konchu rolled in front of me just as I fired one of my Crag shots.

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00:43 <Schism> Always at the worst possible moment, eh?

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00:47 <Cepheid> Bleh, didn't break the stinger.  Next Nerscy, please!

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00:52 <Cepheid> Destroyed that spike.  NEXT!

00:59 * Cepheid grabs another cider. Citrus flavoured Somersby cider.

01:00 <Cepheid> Whoops.  I've been shooting a corpse.

01:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Comic: Improving 35:1 / Descendants 1:17 / Recall the Time 139 / ER 1:4 / Star Mares 2.2.15 / Tree Buds 12 / STARS 4:57 [ http://tinyurl.com/hljt9so ]

01:03 <Cepheid> Huzzah, two more spikes.  I only needed 1 as I carved a spike.

01:04 <Cepheid> Sketchy_Sounds:  Fun note about Generations.  Strangely, the bullets gunners shoot out are much larger.  Presumably for visability reasons.

01:05 <Sketchy_Sounds> That oughta help

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01:06 <Cepheid> Yeah, but there's also something odd about Normal shots.

01:06 <Cepheid> When I hit monsters with normal shots in that game, I occasionally see the shots fly off in a random direction after they strike the monster.

01:07 <Sketchy_Sounds> How odd

01:07 <Sketchy_Sounds> Well, maybe that's just a quirk of the demo

01:07 <Cepheid> Possibly the armour set used.  Or the weapon.

01:07 <Cepheid> I can't tell, since the demo won't allow me to check out my equipment.

01:07 <Sketchy_Sounds> Yah

01:09 <Cepheid> I need... tusks from Tetsu.  Easily done at this point.

01:13 <Cepheid> ... Dignified Skull.  How exactly can a skull be dignified?

01:14 <Schism> Perhaps it wears a dashing hat and an eyepatch.

01:14 <Schism> Or monocle*

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01:15 <ADragonDreaming> http://i.ebayimg.com/images/a/(KGrHqF,!isE5dQFLm3jBO,NOM!YhQ~~/s-l300.jpg

01:16 <Cepheid> ... I guess that's dignified.

01:16 <Schism> Still needs a monocle.

01:17 <Cepheid> Hum, do I kill another Tetsucabra?  It's a 55% chance drop for it's tusks.

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01:17 <Schism> If you don't need inventory space or anything, it's certainly not a bad idea.

01:17 <Cepheid> Nah, I'll take my chance.

01:17 <Cepheid> Actually it's more along the lines of I'm out of water ammo.

01:18 <Sombra> The ace of spades

01:18 <Cepheid> Cute.

01:18 <Cepheid> Not even one tusk.

01:19 <Cepheid> Ah well, it's easy to kill 'em.  25 shots max.

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01:22 * Cepheid throws Schism at a monster.

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01:24 <Electron> I failed to sleep.

01:26 <Cepheid> Turn off your phone, computer, tablet, and TV.

01:26 <Cepheid> Then try again.

01:26 <Electron> I did exactly what you said.

01:26 <Princess-Luna> No, you didn't...otherwise you'd have shut down not renamed.

01:26 <Princess-Luna> :P

01:27 <Electron> But bouncer...

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01:29 * Schism gets eaten by said monster.

01:30 <Cepheid> Ye know, I should chug one or two of these drinks, then play Surgeon Simulator 2014.  And work on Mr Trump.

01:32 <wobniaR> Go to bed you

01:32 <Cepheid> Me?

01:32 <wobniaR> Sleep is good foe you

01:33 <wobniaR> I mean Electron, and Princess-Luna

01:33 <Princess-Luna> NOH

01:33 <Princess-Luna> watching Masterchef....on youtube. >.>

01:33 * Princess-Luna sips latte

01:33 <Cepheid> Why should Luna go to bed?

01:33 <Electron> I should. My working day starts in 4 hours.

01:34 <Princess-Luna> Cepheid: He always tells me to go to bed, lol

01:38 <Cepheid> Wasn't aware we could order a princess to bed. :P

01:39 <Cepheid> Thought that was something like trying to herd cats.

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01:46 <Lumindia> but by the gods, they're your cats

01:46 * Lumindia becomes smol, nestles into Luna's mane

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01:48 <Cepheid> Luna's mane confirmed for satellite internet dish.

01:48 * Lumindia attaches a small satellite dish to her horn

01:48 <Lumindia> I wonder if alicorn magic boosts reception

01:49 <Princess-Luna> x3

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01:52 <Cepheid> Congalala parts next.

01:54 <Electron> http://alycat2211.deviantart.com/art/Octavia-Drawing-MLP-482977710

01:55 <Electron> Eerrr...

01:55 <Cepheid> Nice first attempt.

01:55 <Cepheid> Better than I can do.

01:57 <fyrepony> yeah

01:57 <fyrepony> my doodles are awful

01:58 <fyrepony> they dont remind ponies but rather monsters from uncanny valley

02:03 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Spotlight Music: Rose-Colored Glasses / She Sank   [ http://tinyurl.com/zsty58q ]

02:03 <Electron> Mah sleep, here I go again.

02:03 * Electron crawls under his blanket

02:04 <Cepheid> Recklessness +2 is one of my current real life skills.

02:05 <Cepheid> And like Monster Hunter, it was induced.

02:05 <Cepheid> Via drink.

02:08 * fyrepony brews some cider with Cepheid

02:08 <fyrepony> cider cider cider

02:09 <Cepheid> Heh

02:10 * Cepheid drinks!

02:10 <Cepheid> Next up, I need 15(!) dragonbone relics.

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02:13 <SkylightDash> hey

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02:16 <Princess-Luna> Hey there

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02:22 <Tirek> Are you playing Dorf Fort again?

02:22 <Cepheid> Hmm?  Me?

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02:32 <Cepheid> http://imgur.com/gallery/HUSxIKF Princess-Luna.

02:33 <Cepheid> Right, I'm done hunting.  Getting too tipsy.

02:33 <Princess-Luna> Oh man, he's so dorky. x3

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02:36 <wobniaR> Cena is the hero we need

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02:38 <Princess-Luna> I mean the man is legit a make-a-wish hero, kinda hard not to love that part x3

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02:40 <Thelema5|away> How many wishes has be done?  500?

02:40 * Surreal_Nightmares crowns on Princess-Luna.

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02:40 <Princess-Luna> All I know is he's pretty much their #1 guy, lol

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02:57 <Cepheid> Now *THERE* is an idea.  Schism.  Yo, Schism.

02:57 <Cepheid> What say I play SOMA while drunk? :P

02:57 <Sombra> What time is it in australia

02:58 <Cepheid> I'd estimate around noon.  Let me see though.

02:58 <wobniaR> Australia is more than one time zone

02:58 <Cepheid> http://lmgtfy.com/?q=What+time+is+it+in+Australia%3F

02:58 <Sombra> Perth

02:59 <Schism> Cepheid: That might be interesting, but I'd prefer to be slightly more awake if I watch it.  I spent most of yesterday's work cycle in a sleep-deprived haze.

02:59 <Cepheid> http://lmgtfy.com/?q=What+time+is+it+in+Perth%2C+Australia%3F :P

02:59 <Cepheid> Schism:  Fair 'nough.  I'll save it for another time then.

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03:00 <TwistyThePony> Hi

03:00 <TwistyThePony> Hey, where do you access the games on EquestriaDaily?

03:01 <Schism> There's a 'Games' item on the bar at the right.

03:01 <wobniaR> By clicking on the links provided to the sources of the games

03:01 <TwistyThePony> Ok, under community?

03:01 <Sombra> Don't be a nimby

03:01 <TwistyThePony> ._.

03:01 <Schism> http://www.equestriadaily.com/2014/05/gaming-index.html

03:02 <TwistyThePony> Thanks!

03:02 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Nightly Discussion #759 [ http://tinyurl.com/z34uhqh ]

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03:02 <TwistyThePony> Bye

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03:02 <wobniaR> Equestria Daily help desk at your service lmao

03:03 <Schism> I wasn't going to explain that we're not that sort of service.  I get enough of that in my line of work that I know it'd take an hour of whining to get the point across.

03:04 <Cepheid> Schism, I tried installing a ham sandwich into my PC, and now the drink holder won't pop out.

03:04 <Schism> What type of ham did you use?

03:04 <Cepheid> Smoked Ham.

03:04 <wobniaR> Yet that's exactly how people view an irc channel

03:05 <Schism> Yeah, Cepheid, I'm afraid that our models only support honey-roasted.

03:05 <wobniaR> To be fair other places use irc channels as help channels bur still

03:05 <Thelema5> I'm usually happy to help people out

03:05 <Cepheid> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhKwDN8AD3I

03:05 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

03:05 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about osu! | osu!standard | Rostik - Liquid (Paul Rosenthal Remix) [Insane] {Auto} (b20130803)

03:06 <wobniaR> There's a limit to your generosity Thelema5, or should i say energy

03:06 <wobniaR> You can only give so much

03:06 <Schism> Anyway, I'm going to nod off for a few hours.  Catch you folks in the morning.

03:06 * Schism flops on Cepheid.

03:06 <Thelema5> Here's my PSA for the day: This product is actually as hot as advertised, and I wouldn't suggest that people with low heat tolerance try them: http://www.walmart.com/ip/Paqui-Haunted-Ghost-Pepper-Tortilla-Chips-5.5-oz/49906150

03:06 <Schism> Ooh.

03:06 <Cepheid> Probably not a good idea to flop on me, for reasons I can't state here.

03:07 * Schism flops on pillow then.

03:07 <Cepheid> Thelema5:  I'd also advise against people with asthma consuming it.

03:07 <Cepheid> Too much spiciness can induce an asthma attack or worse.

03:07 <Thelema5> It's probably the hottest thing I've found at walmart.  Ghost Pepper is the 4th ingredient, more ghost pepper than salt.

03:08 <Cepheid> http://imgur.com/gallery/8OfJIzl What is up with this cat's teeth?  Reminds me of Simba, only he had one tooth sticking out.  And it was a bottom tooth.

03:10 <Thelema5> Looks like it was inflicted upon him... if you look closely, it appears that his other teeth have been filed down so that his mouth closes more tightly.

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03:10 <Cepheid> I'd say it's more a deformity.

03:10 <Cepheid> Extreme overbite.

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03:10 <Thelema5> I hope you're right.

03:11 <Cepheid> The cat doesn't show signs of pain or anything of the sort.

03:13 <Sombra> That's what my teeth look like.

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03:14 <Thelema5> :P

03:15 * Cepheid dances to Bad Apple!! Butt wiggles and tippy-toes dancing!

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03:23 <Thelema5> I just watched a trailer for a film called Swiss Army Man, with Daniel Radcliff.  What the ever loving holy hay?

03:25 <Thelema5> I can't link it here because I doubt it's appropriate for all ages, but it appears to be a movie about a castaway who finds a dead body (radcliff) which turns out to have utilitarian functions of fantastic proportions.

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03:30 <Cepheid> "Tetris" - "Planned film based on video game to be 1st in trilogy."

03:31 <Thelema5> Yeah, they said the story is too big for just one movie.

03:31 <Thelema5> :P

03:32 <Cepheid> Seriously?

03:32 <Finwe> Good morning, everypony.

03:32 <Thelema5> I wish I were kidding.

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03:35 * Cepheid dances to music drunkenly.

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03:35 * Cepheid accidentally recreates the Thriller dance.

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03:37 <Thelema5> Hiya, Finwe!

03:41 <Cepheid> Guh.

03:41 <Cepheid> This pear-flavoured cider is terrible.

03:42 <Cepheid> It has the same problem as consuming watermelon.  Strong taste of sugar water.

03:42 * Sour_Sweet morning snuggles Finwe

03:44 <Thelema5> I've had a few pear ciders which were rather lovely.

03:45 <Thelema5> Actually, I have a pear cider lined up for my next batch of experiements.  Pear cider scented with cardamom.

03:45 <Thelema5> It won't be sugary, though.  I prefer dry ciders.

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03:47 <Vulpor> Howdy folks

03:48 <Pony|45697> Hi there

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03:48 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Vulpor!

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03:49 <Vulpor> Nossy

03:49 <Vulpor> whats up

03:49 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> So busy playing Overwatch.

03:49 <Vulpor> thought about getting that but im saving my cash

03:49 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> This is one of my Contenders of Play of the game...

03:49 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Wait...

03:49 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Game of the year.

03:50 <Vulpor> I won some money and got some stuff to buy

03:50 <Cepheid> You know.  People complain about censorship all the time, but strangely I never hear any talk about the censorship in music.

03:50 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Nice.

03:50 <Vulpor> my girl's bday is july and I gotta start thinking about my mom's bday in september

03:51 <Vulpor> like in terms of games its no mans sky and persona 5

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03:51 <Vulpor> everything else I will wait for a sale

03:51 <Vulpor> I got two big JRPG's on the flash sale

03:52 <Vulpor> Mega Dimension Neptunia

03:52 <Vulpor> and Omega Quintet

03:52 <Vulpor> woulda cost me 100 bucks

03:52 <Vulpor> got it for 15 bucks

03:52 <Cepheid> Steam Sale?

03:53 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Vulpor, I got so mad at Overwatch today.

03:53 <Vulpor> I have never overwatched

03:53 <Thelema5> Vulpor, congrats on your winnings!

03:54 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> You tried the Beta, Vulpor?

03:54 <Vulpor> and PSN Flash sale Cephied

03:54 <Cepheid> Ah.

03:54 <Vulpor> thanks Thelema5

03:54 <Vulpor> Blackjack is the best game of all years

03:54 <Vulpor> I have 1900 reasons why I say that

03:55 <Vulpor> And it happened between 11AM and 1PM

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03:57 <Finwe> Messrs Thelema5 and Sour_Sweet; also Vulpor and Cepheid; Lt The_Nostalgia_Mare.

03:57 <Finwe> _o7

03:58 <Vulpor> how did Nossy become a Leutenant

03:58 <Vulpor> lol

03:58 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Radm. Finwe. (Salutes)

03:59 * Surreal_Nightmares hats on The_Nostalgia_Mare.

03:59 <Vulpor> for the sake of all that is pony all I want to do is play no man's sky and I cannot for at least another month

03:59 <Sombra> doot doot http://i.imgur.com/rh2xAjD.jpg

03:59 <Sombra> oops

03:59 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Hehe.

03:59 <Sombra> doot 2016 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzPpWInAiOg

04:00 <Thelema5> 5 points to Gryffondor!

04:01 <Cepheid> It's a debate between that song, or Megadeth.

04:02 <Cepheid> Er, Grabbag, apparently.

04:02 <Cepheid> Some people have misnamed the song on youtube it seems.

04:02 <Cepheid> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CezOHqlXAFY

04:02 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Duke Nukem 3D - Main Theme (Grabbag) [HQ]

04:03 <Cepheid> And gods help you if you don't know the song.

04:06 <Vulpor> Ive got balls of steel!

04:06 <Sombra> balls balls balls

04:07 * Vulpor holds up his ball berings and clicks them as they jingle

04:07 <Thelema5> Jingle jingle jingle

04:07 <Vulpor> God I miss those vent harrassment videos

04:07 <Vulpor> nothing beats the iron shiek one

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04:12 <Thelema5> IIron shiek, geez.

04:12 <Thelema5> There's a name I've not heard in a long time.  A long time.

04:13 <Vulpor> he did a famous shoot interview thelema5

04:13 <Vulpor> you should look into it get a good laugh

04:14 <Thelema5> Is he still alive?  He couldn't be.

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04:15 <Vulpor> hell yes he is

04:15 <Thelema5> This interview sure has some harsh language ^ /// ^

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04:17 <Thelema5> Oh, he's only 74.  And living in Georgia?  lol... must be the only Iranian in the state.

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04:18 <Vulpor> hes not iranian

04:18 <Vulpor> lol

04:18 <Vulpor> Polish actually

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04:19 <Thelema5> His wikipedia entry says he was born in Iran

04:19 <Thelema5> lol

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04:19 <Thelema5> Maybe born in iran to polish parents.

04:20 <Vulpor> lol

04:21 <Vulpor> I am a wrestling fan past and present man and until everything is shutdown

04:21 <Vulpor> WWE is my fave brand but i like other feds too

04:24 <Thelema5> I like a "fed" exclusive to a cable TV channel owned by Robert Rodriguez, it's produced more as an entertainment than a sport, though.  A new "episode" airs every week, and the writers and choreographers are credited.

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04:24 <Thelema5> This is the same channel which runs all of my favorite Kung Fu franchises.

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04:26 <Sour_Sweet> !mail Electron Your ignorance makes her sad: https://derpiboo.ru/1189612

04:26 <DerpyBot> Mail delivered! Thank you for using the Derpy Mail Service 6_9

04:27 <Thelema5> Aside from the outrageous action, I love that the women "compete" on even grounds with the men, and often win

04:27 <Thelema5> !link https://youtu.be/XaU9c2TDBo4?t=35s

04:27 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

04:27 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about lucha underground best moments highlights (tribute)

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04:33 <Finwe> Mr unicodingunicorn.

04:33 * Finwe doffs his hat.

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04:47 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: French Youtuber Pits Rainbow Dash Against Sonic in a Surprisingly Awesome Rap Battle [ http://tinyurl.com/zhddsdd ]

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04:54 * Cepheid flops.

04:54 * Cepheid puts on Modest Mouse - Lampshades on Fire.

04:55 <Cepheid> ... Man, when you got 100 Nobel Laureates acting against you, what the hell DO you do?  I don't feel bad for Greenpeace, though.

04:57 <Cepheid> Hmm.  No Way Back anime version...?  I gotta watch the anime, since that song only means one thing.

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05:18 <Cepheid> Episode 10 of the God Eater anime, particularly the ending... Guh... Wow.

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05:37 * Finwe noms on an Ali.

05:38 * Ali squeaks

05:43 * Thelema5 records the squeaks, plays it on a loop, adds a drumtrack, and dances

05:46 <Thelema5> *This is fantasy, of course.  I real life I rarely leave my screen, have 0% physical coodination, and am a terrible musician.

05:46 <MDP> howdy

05:48 * Thelema5 brb

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05:59 <ConfusionRift> Hello everypony.

05:59 <StormDashNLR> howdy Rift

06:00 <ConfusionRift> Hey there.

06:01 <StormDashNLR> hows it going

06:02 <ConfusionRift> Not very happy. Might not be here too long.

06:04 <StormDashNLR> oh thats not good

06:05 <Thelema5> What's the story, ConfusionRift?

06:05 <Thelema5> Are you and your loved ones okay?

06:05 <ConfusionRift> Just stupid family thing.

06:05 <Thelema5> Ugh, families are hard.

06:06 <Thelema5> I wish you strength and courage in the coming conflicts.

06:08 * ConfusionRift checks a package. "What the heck is this?!"

06:08 <ConfusionRift> Man, I can't have a single moment to relax today!

06:09 <ConfusionRift> The package was here, left to another state, just so it can move back here.

06:12 * Electron yawns widely ¦( )

06:15 * ConfusionRift pokes Electron's chin.

06:15 <Thelema5> Oh gosh, "Swiss Army Man" is actually playing at a theatre near me.  I guess I'll be watching it this friday??? O.O

06:15 <Electron> :I

06:17 <ConfusionRift> How's it goin'?

06:20 <Thelema5> It's late, I should go to bed.  One more drink, though,

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06:26 <PinkieShy> hey thelema5 :)

06:26 <PinkieShy> guess what :3

06:31 * Cepheid flops about.

06:31 <Cepheid> Sobering up here, Rifty.

06:32 <PinkieShy> Cepheid and Thelema5 can i get your opinion lol

06:32 * ConfusionRift patpats Cepheid.

06:32 <Cepheid> I'm fine, yo.

06:32 <PinkieShy> i was shaving my legs for first time.. only had time to do one of them like just up to the knee right now.. Do you think it would matter any

06:33 <PinkieShy> if i say do the rest tomorrow night, and start on below the knee on the right leg another day

06:33 <PinkieShy> tbh only doing it to help me deal with this summer heat >_<

06:34 <PinkieShy> so far i feel colder without most of my left leg hair xD

06:34 <Cepheid> Personally I'd shave my legs if I could, for much the same reason as you.  I grow an excessive amount of hair, and I heat up easily.

06:34 <Cepheid> I'd much prefer to keep myself cool via any means possible.

06:34 <PinkieShy> Cepheid but do you think it would matter tho to do different parts of the leg on different days until its all smooth

06:35 <PinkieShy> once its smooth i would do both on same day xD

06:35 <PinkieShy> right now lets just say my right leg

06:35 <PinkieShy> looks like big foot's.

06:35 <Cepheid> I don't know.  A single day's difference won't matter TOO much.

06:35 <Cepheid> As hair doesn't grow quickly enough in a day to make a visible difference.

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06:37 <PinkieShy> cepheid

06:37 <PinkieShy> i would do it like this.. do the rest of the left leg hairest part tomorrow and do the part i did today again.. lol

06:37 <PinkieShy> so it would both be even. :3

06:40 <Cepheid> I'm not kidding.  Hair doesn't grow that bloody quickly.  You're talking less than a millimeter a day.  You won't notice it.

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06:46 <PinkieShy> Cepheid i was doing my feet and toes for the longest time

06:46 <PinkieShy> the next day after i do it.. if i would rub my feet i would notice it not smooth

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06:49 <Cepheid> This is... an interesting game.

06:54 <Cepheid> Game in question:  Crypt of the Necrodancer.

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06:56 <Electron> What are y'all doing this morning?

06:58 <Cepheid> Not much.

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07:07 <ConfusionRift> Cepheid: Fight to da beat, broh! (dances)

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07:14 <Cepheid> Heh. :P

07:14 <Cepheid> The music's good, too.

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07:31 <Cepheid> !link http://imgur.com/gallery/Z4YcYt3 Who says cats can't learn anything?

07:31 <DerpyBot> Twilight says the library only has pictures from e621 and derpibooru, videos from youtube and books from google docs.

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07:43 <Cepheid> Bleh, all day I've had this annoying headache.  And for those who are inclined to attribute it to the booze, I stated "all day" as in, from the moment I woke up.

07:44 <fyrepony> rigth.... so before i even know if my car can be saved i would have to spend 70euros?

07:46 <Cepheid> You usually pay money in return for a service rendered, because rendering that service takes up the time of the people who are performing the service.

07:46 <Cepheid> The service here being "investigating if your car is still functional, and if not, determining WHY."

07:48 <Cepheid> Disassembling a car is a bit of a hefty task, to boot, if the problem is somewhere deep.

07:51 * ConfusionRift nods.

07:51 * Gladiolus nods

07:51 * Gladiolus has just appeared.

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07:51 * unicodingunicorn applies snuzzles to Gladiolus

07:51 <ConfusionRift> Makes perfect sense. Sometimes, they will have to take things out in order to find what the problem is, if there is one.

07:51 * Gladiolus snuzzles unicodingunicorn

07:52 <ConfusionRift> And pray it's not a transmission or engine problem.

07:53 <ConfusionRift> Especially an automatic.

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08:03 <SugarWing> hello :3

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08:07 * Gladiolus hugs SugarWing

08:07 * Surreal_Nightmares noms SugarWing

08:07 <SugarWing> yaaay

08:07 <SugarWing> i have been noticed :D

08:07 * SugarWing hugs and noms back

08:08 * Electron notices

08:08 * Cepheid should go get some sleep.

08:09 <SugarWing> :P how are you?

08:09 <SugarWing> the time i wake up Cepheid goes to sleep

08:09 <SugarWing> how ironic

08:09 <Surreal_Nightmares> I should be asleep as well...

08:10 <Cepheid> Sleeping disorder is in effect.  Body is progressively cycling around to a night schedule.

08:10 <Cepheid> This'll screw with me for work next week.

08:10 <Surreal_Nightmares> I've actually done that before, stay awake at night and sleep at day.

08:11 <Surreal_Nightmares> Went on for about a week before I reverted back to what nature intended.

08:11 * Surreal_Nightmares burns nature with fire, by the way. For fun.

08:11 <Cepheid> Alas, I cannot fight it.

08:12 <Cepheid> Even after a full two months of using sleep aides to go to sleep at a regular time, my internal clock is still messed up.

08:12 <Cepheid> One minute, the clock reads 9 PM.  The next, 4 AM.  The next, 2 AM.

08:13 <Electron> I know that feel, Surreal_Nightmares.

08:13 <Surreal_Nightmares> Burning nature or the sleep thing? X3

08:13 <Electron> The latter.

08:13 * Cepheid burns nature. Whoops, there goes Fort McMurray.

08:14 <Surreal_Nightmares> XD

08:14 <SugarWing> :D

08:14 <Cepheid> Anyways, off to bed I go.

08:14 <SugarWing> goodnight

08:14 <SugarWing> oh one question

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08:15 <SugarWing> then not :D

08:18 <Electron> Too fast.

08:18 <Electron> Too furious.

08:18 <StormDashNLR> !lullaby

08:18 * DerpyBot carries StormDashNLR off to bed

08:18 * DerpyBot tucks StormDashNLR in and hums a lullaby

08:19 <SugarWing> :P

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08:20 <SugarWing> what are you doing?

08:21 * Electron is working

08:22 * Surreal_Nightmares becomes Electron's work hat.

08:22 * Electron makes a serious faec

08:23 <ConfusionRift> 8|

08:23 * Surreal_Nightmares wears ConfusionRift as a serious hat.

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08:30 *** Surreal_Nightmares is now known as Sleeping_Nightmares

08:31 <fyrepony> sigth need to get that new car battery bougth and installed today

08:31 <fyrepony> then i can think wth im supposed to do with my car

08:32 <PinkieShy> thelema5 you still on?

08:32 <Electron> Good night, Sleeping_Nightmares.

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08:33 * Sleeping_Nightmares curls up on top of Electron's head

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08:33 * SugarWing pats Sleeping_Nightmares

08:33 <Electron> I can not work for too long with the pone on my head.

08:33 * Sleeping_Nightmares uses SugarWing as blanket.

08:34 <SugarWing> :P

08:34 <SugarWing> how will i draw?

08:34 <ConfusionRift> With your hooves or mouth. :P

08:35 <SugarWing> i draw with mouse :P

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08:39 <SugarWing> uni dear!

08:40 * unicodingunicorn squees and glomps SugarWing

08:40 <SugarWing> :3

08:41 <SugarWing> are you alone home?

08:43 <SugarWing> unicodingunicorn ?

08:43 <unicodingunicorn> nah

08:44 <unicodingunicorn> in school waitin for pe to start

08:44 <SugarWing> ugh

08:44 <SugarWing> o

08:44 <unicodingunicorn> sorry

08:44 <SugarWing> when will you be at home then? i might be able to speak XD

08:44 <SugarWing> no problems

08:45 <unicodingunicorn> nightime

08:45 <unicodingunicorn> like say 7 hour's time

08:46 <SugarWing> when will your brother and/or parents will get home?

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08:58 <unicodingunicorn> SugarWing: sadly the same time

08:58 <SugarWing> :/

08:58 <SugarWing> okay

08:58 <unicodingunicorn> you have mustered the courage?

08:58 <SugarWing> maybe

08:58 <SugarWing> my friend helped a bit

09:00 <SugarWing> i would than him but he's not here

09:00 <SugarWing> i just realized

09:00 <SugarWing> i think i have almost as many male friends as i have female friends

09:01 <Coco|Mobile> Well there's roughly a 50/50 split of boys and girls so that would make sense

09:02 <Fn> I have as many female friends as male

09:02 <Fn> 0/0

09:02 <SugarWing> that's a lie

09:02 <SugarWing> i'm your friend, am i not?

09:02 <Coco|Mobile> It was a joke

09:03 <SugarWing> oh

09:03 <SugarWing> sorry

09:03 <SugarWing> :P

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09:03 <Fn> Nope, I don't count this as being a friend

09:03 <Fn> Acquaintance at best

09:03 <ConfusionRift> "Person whom I know." :P

09:07 <Fn> Don't take it too close to heart - I just view friendship as something more than chat interaction

09:07 <Fn> Maybe "chat friends" would fit to make a separate semantic definition for it

09:09 <SugarWing> okay ;)

09:09 <SugarWing> i can't be angry at people for too long

09:12 <unicodingunicorn> mmh

09:12 <unicodingunicorn> spent the last half hour throwing cards

09:12 <unicodingunicorn> pe now

09:12 <unicodingunicorn> seeya

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09:14 * Electron agrees with Fn

09:17 <SugarWing> maybe i feel like im friends with you because i was really antisocial in primary school due to bullying

09:17 <SugarWing> books were my best friends at that time

09:18 <SugarWing> but at least secondary goes well for me i have a better classrom who doesn't despise me

09:20 <Electron> Schools... *Sighs*

09:21 <Electron> They are the unsolved problem of the past.

09:23 <SugarWing> :/

09:24 <SugarWing> so sorry Fn

09:31 <Fn> Google is being an idiot again

09:31 <Fn> (what's new)

09:31 <Fn> Chrome loops something in the chrome browser and I can't log in into sites

09:32 <Fn> The button "log in with google account" doesn't even want to show up

09:33 <Fn> It pops out and immediately disappears before you have any chance of clicking it

09:33 <Fn> GG googles, best update so far

09:34 <SugarWing> it worked perfectly fine for me so far

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09:34 <Fn> And I thought they were joking about well trained monkeys working for them

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09:35 <Fn> I didn't add or remove anything from my chrome, this stuff started after an update of their own

09:36 <SugarWing> hm...

09:36 <SugarWing> inkscape is joking with me

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09:36 <Schism> Fn: That's interesting.  I had a customer with a similar issue today: Chrome wouldn't start up in any timely fashion, and it was a real pain to get going.

09:37 <SugarWing> i imported a picture for reference and its 0,1 width 0,1 height

09:37 <Schism> Well, yesterday.

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09:38 <Fn> Schism, the "reload" button flickers between the "reload" and "stop" symbol at random and chrome barely responds during that one

09:38 <Fn> Usually that happens whenever there is log-in stuff on the page

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09:38 <Fn> Another issue (huge one) is that google translate is unusable now

09:38 <Fn> On all devices

09:39 <Fn> It just loads and loads and loads an answer with no end in sight for me

09:39 <Schism> Fn: Login stuff or it's running a script repeatedly to see if things have changed, yeah...

09:39 <Fn> All arrows point to google

09:40 <Schism> Indeed.  Including the invisible ones.

09:40 <Fn> I don't think it is any of my extensions, given that all android devices bork the goggl translate for me

09:40 <Schism> Yeah, that sounds more like an issue with a browser update, like you said.  Have you tried anything on other browsers?

09:41 <Fn> Firefox works

09:41 <Schism> Totally Chrome updates, then.

09:41 <Fn> But since I have invested so much into chrome it would suck to move to firefox

09:42 <Fn> Schism, I don't think it is chrome specifically

09:42 <Fn> More some identification script

09:42 <Fn> Because how do you explain broken translate app on android then?

09:43 <Fn> My wild guess would be that they updated their G+ again

09:43 <Schism> Ah, I guess I'm projecting the issue I had yesterday over that.

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09:44 <Schism> GTranslate does look a bit different from its previous incarnation, true.

09:44 <Schism> Also, let me tell you, when a customer says, 'My internet's slow, everything takes forever to load up, Chrome and Outlook both', you don't immediately suspect that they have an /outlook.com link on their desktop/, and /that's/ why it takes forever.

09:45 <Fn> It also shows the exact same behaviour: it loops something while the "translate" button flickers

09:45 <Fn> Someone, somewhere had forgotten to close the goddamn bracket!

09:46 <Fn> Well at least I cleaned my chrome

09:46 <Schism> You would think that Google would first ensure it works on Chrome, and /then/ get to the other browsers.  But I guess they might have, and forgotten to go back to Chrome to verify that.

09:46 <Schism> Heh, always good.

09:48 <Fn> Also realised I have a salad of accounts linked to a salad of emails

09:48 <Schism> Needs more tomatoes.

09:48 <Fn> I have 5 emails and it is a bummer to know to which one this here account was linked

09:48 <Schism> And I hope those salads have enough salting.

09:49 <Schism> Ah, yeah.  Gotta switch accounts constantly.  I've the same, though thankfully, I keep my professional address clean for the most part.

09:50 <Schism> Fn: I somehow suspect that yesterday's XKCD is relevant here.

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10:07 <SugarWing> im gonna head off for my grandma for lunch

10:07 <SugarWing> ill be back in an hour

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10:08 <ConfusionRift> And I have to crash asleep, since stuff happening in the evening... or morning... whatever.

10:08 <ConfusionRift> See ya laters.

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10:19 * Schism snickers at noodle incidents such as the 'Bubble-Stream Incident', which landed a bodyguard thrice the size of a certain pegasus mare in traction for weeks.

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10:20 <LunaticHell> gooooooood morning, equestria

10:21 * Schism boops LunaticHell with an applesauce-covered buttermilk pancake.

10:22 <LunaticHell> Pancakes?

10:22 * LunaticHell hugs Schism

10:22 <Schism> Yus.  Pancakes and scrambled eggs.

10:22 * Schism hugs back!

10:23 <LunaticHell> I understand the pankcakes, but why scrambled eggs?

10:24 <Schism> Well, it's brunch.  Sausages and bacon are also a fixture.

10:24 <Schism> And fresh-squeezed orange juice.

10:24 <Schism> Also, coffee with two creams, because one needs coffee.

10:25 <LunaticHell> I didn't even have breakfast.

10:25 <LunaticHell> and yes, that is my breakfast.

10:25 <Tirek> Stop not eating the most important meal of the day.

10:25 <Schism> Hence the need for a filling brunch.

10:25 <LunaticHell> coffee with coffee and coffee

10:25 <LunaticHell> and cigaretts

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10:28 <NewNickName> hood morning

10:28 <NewNickName> why didnt the chat work yesterday ?

10:28 <NewNickName> i couldnt log in

10:28 <Schism> Probably some routing issue involved with your modem/router/gateway or something.

10:29 <Schism> Maybe DNS; if the server wouldn't resolve, that would explain it.

10:30 <NewNickName> oh ok thank

10:30 <NewNickName> you

10:30 <Schism> Or of course it could just be bad routing from your computer to the IRC server, it's impossible to say.  I can verify that the servers have been up all along.

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10:38 <NewNickName> Schism

10:38 <NewNickName> welp all that matters is that i can use it again ;)

10:38 <Schism> True enough.

10:38 <LunaticHell> Nick Nock

10:39 <LunaticHell> You know what time it is?

10:39 <LunaticHell> UFT!

10:39 <LunaticHell> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtgCaw1H3is I meant UFP

10:39 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

10:39 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about UFP 36: For Glorious Mother Equestria!

10:43 <Schism> Urgh.  That feeling when a joint doesn't /pop/, but clearly wants to.

10:43 <Schism> Ah, there it goes.

10:43 <LunaticHell> If the joint doesn't pop, smoke more.

10:43 <NewNickName> :D

10:44 <LunaticHell> Wait, you meant the other kind of joint, right?

10:44 <Schism> LunaticHell, har har.  You know darn well that I know my knee.

10:44 <LunaticHell> You know it.

10:44 <Schism> And my spine.  One moment.

10:44 <Schism> Mm.  Only two joints this time.

10:45 <Schism> Okay, four with my neck included.

10:45 <LunaticHell> Spine? scoliosis?

10:46 <LunaticHell> So that's why you're all bent out of shape, huh?

10:46 <Schism> Nah, just fluid buildup in the joints.  Nothing harmful even in the long-term, but annoying.

10:47 <LunaticHell> So I'm the only one here with a scoliosis and a arthrosis?

10:47 <Fn> I have scoliosis

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10:47 <LunaticHell> Cool, you can be my scoli-o-sis.

10:48 <LunaticHell> Or scoli-o-bro, if you are a stalion.

10:48 <Schism> Don't think I have either.  Then again, I've occasionally sat up from my chair and /immediately/ heard clicks and felt pressure decompress.

10:48 <LunaticHell> It only occationally hurts.

10:49 <Schism> Pretty rarely, thankfully.

10:49 <LunaticHell> It's better when I lie down, though, this is why I enjoy laying down on the ground.

10:49 <Electron> I derp.

10:49 <Schism> But like I said, I get joint buildup in my knees, my ankles... of course, everybody pops their fingers, but I've had occasion to pop my toes as well.

10:50 <Schism> Kind of weirds people out when you pop your metatarsals, though.  "What's with your shoes?"

10:53 <LunaticHell> My fingers pop when I form a fist.

10:54 <LunaticHell> It sounds cool the first thirty times.

10:54 <Schism> Oh, my thumb does that.  Fingers, not yet.

10:54 <LunaticHell> Like I'm in some martial arts flick.

10:54 <Schism> I can also turn my fingers about... oh, 120 degrees back.

10:54 <Schism> Without pain.

10:55 <LunaticHell> Well anyhay, I should go fetch a shower, I'll leave you alone with a random pony picture I found.

10:55 <LunaticHell> https://derpibooru.org/1182301

10:55 <Schism> Go fetch a pancake while you're at it!

10:55 <LunaticHell> Between my teeth.

11:02 <NewNickName> this is the worst ship in the entire fandom

11:04 <LunaticHell> I find it...roughly charming.

11:05 <LunaticHell> It's most likely Rainbow Dash's reaction of meeting any brony. /sick burn

11:06 <NewNickName> :D

11:07 <LunaticHell> I just found a good artist for cute art https://derpibooru.org/1098611

11:08 <LunaticHell> Here's an entire comic of cute https://derpibooru.org/1060706

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11:17 <Schism> Have s'more adorbs.  https://derpibooru.org/1171009

11:17 <LunaticHell> siblings everywhere

11:18 <LunaticHell> I have a sister, too, but she broke both arms.

11:19 <LunaticHell> https://derpibooru.org/1178128

11:22 <NewNickName> LunaticHell

11:22 <NewNickName> well send her my regards

11:22 <NewNickName> may she get well very soon

11:23 <LunaticHell> I gave her a visit, yesterday, she's seated next to a window in a two bed room.

11:23 <NewNickName> how long till she can exit the hospital

11:23 <LunaticHell> She doesn't know yet.

11:23 <LunaticHell> But she got her bones screwed together, so that's that.

11:26 <NewNickName> sh**

11:26 <NewNickName> that sucks pretty bad

11:27 <NewNickName> sitting in a hospital not being able to do anything

11:27 <LunaticHell> That's not the frst time, either, the last time she broke something it was her elbow and they needed to put a bolt in their to keep it together.

11:27 <LunaticHell> Yeah, but she got better, at least she can now read a book somewhat normally.

11:27 <NewNickName> well a pretty tough girl i must say

11:28 <LunaticHell> That's why I'm not as worried, I'm fairly certain she'll pull through.

11:29 <LunaticHell> She also shares a room with a young woman, so that's another advantage.

11:29 <LunaticHell> I had to share my room with three old men, one of which would snore a forest at night.

11:30 <Lumindia> my IRC Logs folder is 4.5 GB

11:30 <NewNickName> lol

11:31 <LunaticHell> Irony is that my sister got into that mess roughly a month after I left the hospital. The same hospital at that. She's seated in exactly the same house as I used to be, only one level higher.

11:31 <LunaticHell> Lumindia: That's a lot of wood.

11:31 <Lumindia> plz

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11:41 * LunaticHell boops Lumindia

11:41 <LunaticHell> https://derpibooru.org/1189928 So. Awesome.

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11:41 <DARK> hello =)

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11:42 <LunaticHell> hi Dorkley

11:42 <LunaticHell> Darkley*

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12:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Morning Discussion #541 [ http://tinyurl.com/zln2qm3 ]

12:02 <Fn> http://imgur.com/VXJEapQ

12:04 <Fn> http://imgur.com/gallery/LlKLv

12:05 <LunaticHell> https://derpibooru.org/1159118 Am I the only one that thinks that she should cosplay as a different Belmont?

12:08 <LunaticHell> In case you're wondering: Gabriel Belmont is who I'm thinking of.

12:13 <Fn> Je ne sais pas qui il est

12:15 <LunaticHell> hahahahaha

12:16 <LunaticHell> hey Fn, I got a funfact for you.

12:16 <LunaticHell> Did you know Bram Storker's Dracula actually has an official sequal?

12:17 <Fn> I don't know who Bram Storker is either

12:17 <Fn> sequel*

12:17 <LunaticHell> The author of the original.

12:17 <LunaticHell> The one original Dracula, the first, the OG.

12:18 <Fn> Oh

12:18 <LunaticHell> Understood?

12:18 <Fn> So the sequel wasn't popular I suppose?

12:18 <LunaticHell> It's not as old as the OG, it was published in 2009 and written by...huh this name rings familiar "Dacre Stoker".

12:19 <Fn> Ugh I feel like my skin is covered in honey

12:20 <Fn> I need a shower

12:20 <LunaticHell> It's Bram's great grand-nephew, I guess it's in their blood.

12:20 <Fn> Punny

12:20 <LunaticHell> Alrighty, you do that and I clean the dishes, see ya later.

12:30 <Electron> http://imgur.com/2khxf03

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12:48 <LunaticHell> The dishes are clean.

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13:19 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Bronies React: Season 6 Premiere  [ http://tinyurl.com/jgj7vxn ]

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13:20 <Vulpor> Hey all

13:20 <Vulpor> So Bioshock 1 2 and 3 is getting re released

13:20 <Vulpor> September 13th

13:22 <roflin> noooooo my wallet :(

13:30 <LunaticHell> Wait...Bioshock...3?

13:30 <Fn> MFW my blue yeti microphone has a better amp than a dedicated (but cheap) sennheiser amp O_O

13:30 <LunaticHell> They already killed off every portagonist and antagonist.

13:31 <LunaticHell> Who is the poor sod who's ultimately going to die in the third part?

13:33 <Fn> My Sennheiser amp hisses :(

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13:33 <Fn> And Microphone amp doesn#

13:34 <Fn> Which is all gud, but sennheiser amp had sliders for bas/mid/trebble and L/R

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13:34 <Fn> It irritates me to no end when youtube video audio is skewed to one side UGGGHHH

13:35 <Fn> (youtube needs "mono" button IMO)

13:35 <Vulpor> LunaticHell I meant Infinite

13:36 <LunaticHell> Oh, so no new games. o. o

13:36 <Vulpor> nope but all the DLC

13:36 <Vulpor> and a behind the scenes video series thing

13:36 <LunaticHell> I've played them, but I don't remember the video seires thing.

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13:37 <fyrepony> i got myself death by dayligth

13:37 <fyrepony> but yeah no new good games

13:37 <fyrepony> ill get bf1 next

13:37 <LunaticHell> Need, tell me how it is, when you're back.

13:38 <Vulpor> waiting on no man's sky

13:38 <Vulpor> and

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13:38 <Vulpor> persona 5^'

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13:56 <Princess-Luna_> AA6, Deus ex: Mankind Divided, and FFXV for me

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14:08 <fyrepony> LunaticHell:  well, personally i been enjoying this game, its fun to try and outsmart killer

14:09 <fyrepony> LunaticHell:  no cheap tactics either since new patch

14:09 <LunaticHell> good to know

14:09 <LunaticHell> how is cqc in the trenches?

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14:15 <fyrepony> LunaticHell:  trences?

14:16 <LunaticHell> like in "a long, narrow ditch"

14:16 <LunaticHell> I forgot a h, didn't I?

14:17 <LunaticHell> trenches*

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14:24 <Princess-Luna> LunaticHell: No, you got the spelling right

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14:24 <Princess-Luna> I just think they don't know the term.

14:25 * LunaticHell hugs Luna.

14:26 <LunaticHell> I learned about trench warfare in history class, for obvious reasons, also: trench coats, love em.

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14:26 <LunaticHell> Why would you want to be trendy if you can by trenchy?

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15:06 <Thelema5> Hello, everypony.

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15:10 <Finwe> Hello, Thelema5.

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15:22 <FedoraMane> Hello Thelema5.

15:23 <Thelema5> :P

15:24 * Pony_94847 hats on Thelema5

15:24 <Pony_94847> oopsies

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15:25 <FedoraMane> The weirdest thing happened... I found a user account displayed by lxdm called "news" that I didn't create.

15:25 <FedoraMane> Or at least, I don't remember creating...

15:25 * Divide|Tech wakes up, and immediately panics. "Adrenaline is NOT a good substitute for a functional alarm clock!"

15:26 <Thelema5> Oh no!

15:26 <Fn> Dialed in my microphone by singing along to gorillaz

15:27 <Fn> I can copy the voice 1:1

15:27 <Divide|Tech> I'm not late, Thelema5, but I am barely squeaking in under the wire.

15:27 <Fn> I only fail at holding the note

15:27 <Fn> My speaking voice is deeper though

15:29 <Thelema5> I woke up late today, too.  Didn't arrive at my desk until 9:45, but it's fine- I'm not on a schedule.  Just means I'll have to work later into the evening.

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15:30 <Fn> You clock in?

15:30 <Thelema5> Nuh uh.

15:35 <Fn> Dammit!

15:36 <Fn> Bought "No-peel orange jam" and it is every bit as bitter as the one with the peel

15:36 <Fn> Brits pls

15:36 <Fn> Wait... wait, wait

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15:37 <Fn> Could it meant that oranges were not peeled when the jam was made?

15:37 <Fn> Which means it is "with-peel orange jam"???

15:37 <Fn> English language, you are not helping!

15:37 <wobniaR> Woo working on salary

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15:38 <Thelema5> The language is confusing, but I think "no-peel" in the case means that there is no peel in the jam.

15:39 <wobniaR> I strongly dislike orange juice with pulp

15:40 <Thelema5> Don't like chunky drinks?

15:40 <Thelema5> How do you feel about bubble tea?

15:40 <Fn> I don't mind pulp

15:40 <wobniaR> Nasty

15:40 <Fn> Just not too much of it

15:40 <wobniaR> I don't drink tea in the first place

15:40 <Fn> O_O

15:40 <Thelema5> Pulp in OJ is fine for me.

15:40 <Fn> Heresy!

15:40 <wobniaR> Tea is for heretics

15:40 <Princess-Luna> I love pulp

15:41 <Unixkitty> Pulp if heresy!

15:41 <Unixkitty> What are you having, a porridge or a drink?

15:41 <Unixkitty> is*

15:41 <Thelema5> Such a devisive issue!

15:42 <Unixkitty> Why does is it an issue, Thelema5?

15:42 <Unixkitty> I can't brain.

15:42 <Unixkitty> Why is* it

15:42 <wobniaR> It's a issue just like eating non-rare steak is

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15:43 <Unixkitty> I just realized I do not seem to be thinking straight... silly antibiotics

15:44 <Thelema5> An issue is just "a topic for discussion", and we're discussing it.  :P

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15:44 <Fn> Mother tongue surfacing there Unixkitty ?

15:44 <Unixkitty> Are you calling me an idiot?

15:44 <Fn> Huh?

15:44 <Fn> Mother tongue does that

15:45 <Unixkitty> I was born speaking English, so you tell me which one would that be

15:45 <Fn> I too sometimes write in russian sentencing without noticing

15:45 <Fn> Oh

15:45 <Fn> Then it is just a derp

15:46 <Unixkitty> Assuming things tends to lead to those

15:47 <Fn> There are a lot more non-native english speakers on these chats, so it was a fair statistical assumption

15:47 <Thelema5> !link orange juice

15:47 <DerpyBot> http://derpiboo.ru/355097?scope=scpe67aa55788d51b37e02504a5825b91c251b242f84

15:47 <Fn> Most mistakes I make in english is not using "the"

15:47 <Fn> ^ like that

15:47 <wobniaR> The

15:48 <Fn> Russian language doesn't even use "is", let alone "the" or "a"

15:59 <Finwe> Fn: Except "is" sometimes.

16:01 <Finwe> In existential sense.

16:01 <Unixkitty> Not necessarily, try this "Плохо ни есть хорошо"

16:03 <Divide|Tech> hate... hate... HATE security support scammers.

16:03 <Divide|Tech> This customer of mine declined the fee which they said would be, oh, $300.  In response to which, they used LMI to install 60 kinds of malware.

16:06 <Finwe> Unixkitty: Is it a proverb?

16:06 <Finwe> Poor or is well, if I understood it right.

16:06 <Finwe> Or bad or ill, whatever fits the context best.

16:07 <Unixkitty> Exact translation would be 'Bad is not good'

16:07 <Unixkitty> Except in that sentence 'is' and 'not' are switched places due to how the language works

16:07 <Unixkitty> And nope, it's just a random sentence, any two things can be used

16:08 <wobniaR> Haha phishing is a very lucrative business Divide|Tech, people are easier to trick than machines

16:08 <Finwe> I've only taken two courses in Russian.

16:09 <Finwe> We got about as far as the past tense.

16:09 <Unixkitty> I'm not judging you :P Simply helping clear up

16:09 <Finwe> But I recall that the simplest way to say "I have money" was "деньги есть".

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16:10 <Finwe> Literally, "money is".

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16:11 <Finwe> With есть written out explicitly, unlike in many other sentences, like "Где это?"

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16:11 <Finwe> "Where is it/this?", with just "where" and "this".

16:12 <Unixkitty> I don't believe it's how people say that, I think Fn can tell you more

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16:16 <desert_brony> just went on a really fun trip to vegas and now im wondering whats the best and least damaging way to clean the tarnish off some .50 BMG cases i got as souvenirs, anypony know of a way that only uses stuff you might have around the house? i also have a dremal if theres some way i could use it

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16:18 * Cepheid flops in.

16:19 <Cepheid> Good morning!

16:19 <desert_brony> morning

16:20 <Thelema5> Good morning, Cepheid.  How are you feeling today?  :P

16:21 <Thelema5> desert_brony, are the cases brass?

16:21 <Cepheid> Feeling fine.

16:22 <Cepheid> I drank my cider over a 6-7 hour period.  And then drank about 2 litres of water.

16:23 <Thelema5> Smart.

16:23 <desert_brony> Thelema5, i think so

16:23 <Cepheid> And I awoke to find 611 dollars in my bank account.  Apparently I worked quite hard the last two weeks.

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16:24 <Thelema5> I've heard that mixing equal parts salt and vinegar into a paste yields a decent polish, desert_brony, but I've never used it myself.

16:25 <Thelema5> I've also heard of using equal parts baking soda and vinegar.

16:25 <Cepheid> Now if only my bike were functioning.  Then I'd go get some groceries.

16:26 <Thelema5> Take the paste and rub it into the tarnished area, rince, and then polish with a soft cloth.

16:26 <Cepheid> But alas, the bike repair facility is screwing up it's ONE JOB.

16:27 <Finwe> Thelema5: The decent Polish are going to face Portugal in hoofball European Championships today.

16:27 <Finwe> Dunno whether they're polished or not.

16:27 <desert_brony> thanks Thelema5

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16:28 <Thelema5> Are the Polish polished enough to polish off Portugal?

16:28 <Thelema5> :P

16:29 * Finwe hats on Thelema5.

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16:35 <Fn> Interesting

16:35 <Fn> In duolingo the courses are not 1:1 between languages

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16:36 <Fn> That is learning spanish in english will have different courses and sentences in the same courses as say learning it in german

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16:41 <Fn> Like I have noticed that one course uses "bebe" (drink) and another uses "toma"; one course uses "ninha" and the other uses "muchacha"; in one you have "signora" in the other "mujer"

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16:49 <SugarWing> hello

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17:06 <Fn> LOL "I like her turtle" "I like his snake" "We are friends"

17:06 <Verandure> What?

17:06 <Fn> The examples I just had one after another in language app

17:06 <Fn> ts ts ts

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17:07 <Librarian> i got a date!

17:07 <Librarian> owo

17:07 <Librarian> legit this time, no apps

17:08 <Thelema5> Awesome!  Who is the lucky person?

17:08 <Verandure> Good luck, Librarian!

17:08 <Librarian> a really cute girl i meet at the park whie walking my dogs

17:08 <Verandure> Don't spend too much money

17:09 <Fn> Hue sticky pad for the keys is perfect for holding the tablet

17:09 <Librarian> nahh, just a coffe

17:09 <Fn> The great nano-technology stuff

17:09 <Fn> And then Librarian bough the most expensive coffee in the world

17:10 <Verandure> Librarian knows the moves.

17:10 <Librarian> im actually impress by myself by just convincing her

17:10 <Librarian> the fact her pit bull likes me helps

17:10 <Verandure> Lol

17:16 <Thelema5> Dogs are a pretty common matchmaker.

17:16 <Thelema5> When is your date?

17:18 <Divide|Tech> ... save me from elderly seniors with Macintosh computers.

17:19 <Verandure> There is no safety from the old.

17:20 <Verandure> The waves of the aged will break upon your tech-bound shores between the daytime tides.

17:22 <Librarian> tommorow at 6

17:22 <Librarian> in a starbucks owo

17:23 <jimm> I gained at least 40 pounds in my first two college semesters on campus partially because of the starbucks

17:23 <jimm> lol

17:24 <Thelema5> Those were probably the most expensive pounds you'll ever put on.

17:25 <Thelema5> Well I hope everything goes well for you, Librarian

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17:40 <Electron> Whew. What a day it was.

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17:43 * Cepheid flops about.

17:44 * Surreal_Nightmares snuzzles Cepheid

17:45 <Librarian> its been a great week overall

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17:46 <wobniaR> Is it friday yet?

17:46 <Librarian> nope

17:46 * Librarian defenestrates wobniaR

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17:47 <wobniaR> Pls i have done nothing wrong yet

17:48 <Sour_Sweet> You exist. Case closed.

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17:48 <wobniaR> Sick burn m8🔥

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17:49 <Electron> Are you sure about that?

17:49 <Electron> We see only his messages and nothing more.

17:50 <Librarian> he is a figment of my imagination

17:50 <Librarian> or a cyborg

17:50 <Sour_Sweet> Electron: Did you look at that Glim Glam picture I send you?

17:50 <Electron> Yes.

17:50 <Sour_Sweet> Isn't she the cutest? <3

17:51 <Electron> No.

17:51 <Librarian> i am the cutest

17:52 <Librarian> im sexy and i know it

17:52 <Sour_Sweet> Librarian: Are not

17:52 * Librarian dances cumbia

17:52 <Librarian> yes i am

17:52 <wobniaR> Not everyone likes glim glam sadly

17:52 <Librarian> 8 of 10 librarians say so

17:53 * Surreal_Nightmares noms Librarian.

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18:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Comic Samurai Twi 31 / Improving 35:2 / Descendants 1:18 / Recall the Time 140 / Find Yourself 173 / Neighborhood 14 [ http://tinyurl.com/j8j4l66 ]

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18:18 * Cepheid stretches and yawns.

18:19 * wobniaR applies get well medicine to Unixkitty

18:20 <Cepheid> Onoes, the kitty is sickly?

18:20 * Surreal_Nightmares applies blanket to kitty.

18:24 <Divide|Tech> Holiday weekend == hope you like dealing with CRAZY PEOPLE! :D

18:25 <wobniaR> Yes she has had a fever and has been slightly silly, and delirious

18:27 <Sour_Sweet> "slightly silly" Well that's a good sign. Better than the average here at least 6_9

18:30 <Fn> MFW I discover that the most affordable economic vehicle you can buy is a Piaggio scooter

18:31 <Sour_Sweet> Would lack storage though

18:33 <Surreal_Nightmares> Lol

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18:34 <NewNickName> hello

18:35 <Fn> Hard to argue with 140MPG for 2400Eur (in a classic-looking design too)

18:35 <Fn> Nothing beats that

18:35 <Fn> Nothing

18:35 <Thelema5> I've thought of getting a scooter for a while now, or even a moped.

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18:35 <Fn> Oh, I posted wrong one

18:36 <Thelema5> I'd love to get an old Honda Express, but they're hard to come by.

18:36 <Fn> Vespa is the 140MPG one

18:36 <Fn> But Piaggio is close enough

18:37 <Fn> Current record holder is Yamaha Vino Classic with 157.7 MPG

18:37 <Fn> Wow

18:38 <Fn> Thelema5, you can buy Piaggio MP3 without the need for a two-wheel category license

18:38 <Fn> That one can be driven on a car license

18:39 <Fn> It is classified as a trike because it can remain upright when stationary

18:39 <Thelema5> Does it go less than 30 miles per hour?

18:40 <Thelema5> Or rather, is the max speed under 30?

18:40 <Fn> No, it is a normal maxi scooter

18:40 <Fn> It can go on the highways

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18:41 <Cepheid> Update on my bike.

18:41 <Cepheid> It's still not repaired.

18:41 <Thelema5> I think top speed is a factor in determining license requirements in New York

18:41 <Cepheid> It's been two weeks now.  We're demanding that e don't pay labour and such for the repairs, because this is ridiculous.

18:41 <Fn> Thelema5, it can do 89mph

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18:45 <Fn> http://www.totalmotorcycle.com/motorcycles/2015/2015-Yamaha-Vino-Classic.htm

18:45 <Fn> This is the most affordable vehicle to date if you want to have a motor vehicle for the least expense

18:47 <Thelema5> In my state three wheel vehicles follow the same licenseing requirements as motorcycles.  Two wheel mopeds with a top speed of under 30 miles an hour do not require a motorcycle license, and may only operate in the right-hand lane or shoulder of a roadway.

18:49 <Thelema5> Scooters are regarded as mopeds, I just learned.  I could definately take back-roads to and from work doing under 30 on a scooter.

18:50 <Divide|Tech> Hmm.  Interesting: a new ransomware of the Locky strain doesn't apply RSA encryption.  Instead, it puts the files in password-protected .zips.  I'm not sure if this is the laziest possible method or what.

18:52 <Fn> http://www.gizmag.com/pearl-river-necklace-bridge/15679/

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18:57 <wobniaR> Password protected aes-256 is still sufficient, given they use a strong enough password and it's not hard-coded into the ransomware

18:57 <wobniaR> I don't remember zepto doing that tho

18:58 <wobniaR> Unless you're talking the bart variant

18:58 <Divide|Tech> Yeah, I'm talking Bart.

18:58 <Divide|Tech> Which, despite obfuscation, seems incredibly silly in effect.

18:59 <wobniaR> Also bart is not a variant of locky, just some re-user screens but I'm just being pedantic

19:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Story: Suffer in Silence [ http://tinyurl.com/joyz6hu ]

19:00 <Divide|Tech> Eh, it presents itself as a variant, I'll call it similar in some ways.  But yeah.  It's like they chose the laziest possible method.  Password protected zips, it propogates through spam messages /themselves/ containing a .zip with a .js file inside, and it doesn't even go through a server, just creating a password which is hardcoded into the .js file itself.

19:02 <wobniaR> It gets them $$$$$ that's what's important

19:02 <Divide|Tech> Well, sure.  But... I mean, pardon me for saying so, but if you're going to be a criminal, at least don't be this /stupid/...

19:02 <Lumin> smooth criminals they ain't

19:05 <wobniaR> You don't need to be

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19:12 <Cepheid> http://imgur.com/gallery/HvFYkgM

19:14 <Librarian> cepheid, had you had a chance to play god eater yet?

19:16 <Cepheid> First off, I've played God Eater Burst all the way to difficulty 10.  As for the remake, God Eater Resurrection, I'm currently up to difficulty 3.

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19:18 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Hi

19:23 <Cepheid> So yes, Librarian.  I have had a chance to play God Eater. :P

19:26 <Thelema5> Hi, SkippeZ_ShadoW

19:26 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Yeah

19:26 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Hi Thelema5

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19:26 <Cepheid> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nD9FsSdLDo

19:26 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

19:26 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Alistair falls in the tub

19:26 <SugarWing> hello

19:27 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> I think I just temperature shockedmy toungue

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19:27 * Sour_Sweet waves at SugarWing

19:27 <SugarWing> ^^

19:27 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Hi SugarWing

19:27 <SugarWing> ;)

19:27 <SugarWing> Sour_Sweet how's the moving?

19:27 <MidnightSonata> hi guys

19:28 <Sour_Sweet> It's getting better

19:28 <SugarWing> hello MidnightSonata

19:29 <MidnightSonata> hello SugarWing

19:29 <SugarWing> i had the most brilliant idea for my dad's 40th birthday :D he was so surprised (even though his bday will be tomorrow i could only did this today)

19:32 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> So excited for the new r8 spyder

19:34 <Thelema5> SugarWing, what was the idea?

19:34 <Cepheid> Kitties, what are you doing out in that hallway?  I see you.

19:34 <SugarWing> clean out the house XD

19:34 <Thelema5> Ooh, awesome!

19:34 <SugarWing> he always did it because we're lazy and clumsy with mun

19:34 <SugarWing> mum

19:35 <Thelema5> I highly approve of this gift.

19:35 <SugarWing> i was so scared that he's coming home earlier luckily he arrived just as i finished

19:35 <Thelema5> Perfect timing.

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19:37 <SugarWing> it was his usual arrival would be 4 pm but there was a 30 delay

19:37 <SugarWing> *minute

19:37 <SugarWing> celestia heard my prayer

19:37 <Sour_Sweet> You mean Luna

19:38 <Cepheid> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWNUdZOacSc Have some tears.

19:38 <Sour_Sweet> Celestia ... Shhh ... Heresy

19:38 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Watch Family Bring Frozen Nearly Dead Kitten Back to Life with CPR

19:38 <Librarian> sugar!

19:38 <Librarian> yay

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19:40 <SugarWing> libry

19:40 <SugarWing> ^^ how are you?

19:40 <SugarWing> haven't heard from you in a while

19:40 <fyrepony> progress, car had new battery and is now working, next i get permission to move it and see if i can fix that car <3

19:41 <Librarian> im good owo

19:41 <Librarian> i has a date tomorrow and everything

19:41 <Librarian> i is happy

19:42 <SugarWing> :D

19:42 <SugarWing> good to hear

19:44 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Yeye

19:44 <Librarian> you havent done more drawings?

19:44 <Surreal_Nightmares> I need to be cheered up. :U

19:45 <SugarWing> which is the last you know about?

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19:45 * fyrepony trows party cannon in room

19:46 <fyrepony> im booking train for tomowwor

19:46 <Librarian> the one with the lamp and papyrusand sans and you

19:46 <SugarWing> hmm...

19:47 <SugarWing> then you missed 6 of my arts

19:47 <Divide|Tech> Sadly, another lion has died in Zimbabwe...

19:47 <Divide|Tech> Keeled. :(

19:47 <Librarian> link me plz

19:47 <SugarWing> all 6?

19:47 <SugarWing> or my channel

19:47 <SugarWing> you know you have a daa account,haven't you?

19:47 <Librarian> nuuu

19:47 <Librarian> alas keeled , i didnt know thee

19:48 <Librarian> channel

19:48 <Librarian> yes

19:48 <Librarian> but im in a different computer and im lazy XD

19:49 <SugarWing> but if you watch me there you would not miss any of my arts

19:49 <SugarWing> like i did

19:49 <SugarWing> but you kinda disappeared these days

19:49 <SugarWing> no cool stories

19:49 <SugarWing> http://www.online-convert.com/

19:49 <SugarWing> pill

19:49 <SugarWing> wrong link so sorry

19:49 <SugarWing> http://goldenheart25.deviantart.com/gallery/

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19:51 <Divide|Tech> Microsoft just won't stop foisting their failure of a functional operating system on anyone they can get their grubby little mitts on.

19:51 <Fn> https://soundcloud.com/armadamusic/au5-feat-coma-watership-out

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19:52 <Librarian> you went to kindergarden?

19:52 <Librarian> yay

19:52 <Librarian> babies

19:52 <Fn> Who didn't?

19:52 <SugarWing> yes <3 it was true heaven

19:53 <Sour_Sweet> Fn: As an /adult/ silly

19:53 <Sour_Sweet> or teen

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19:53 <Librarian> i like em babies

19:53 <Librarian> they fun

19:54 <SugarWing> me too

19:54 <SugarWing> im very child oriented

19:54 <Sour_Sweet> I want kids, but I couldn't work in a kindergarten :P

19:54 <Fn> I can't stand kids

19:54 <SugarWing> since i had not much real friends in my age 7-14

19:54 <Fn> Especially the ones fo certain age groups

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19:55 <SugarWing> i would but it pays poorly and i only have the talent of being pro with kids

19:55 <MisterRogers> Guuuys.

19:55 <Librarian> owo mista rogers

19:55 <SugarWing> i cant sing nor play and instrument

19:55 <SugarWing> and i talk really fast sometimes

19:55 <MisterRogers> Erm, well at the comics again.

19:55 <MisterRogers> And I just noticed this https://i.imgur.com/yw9Xf3E.png

19:56 <Librarian> eat them

19:56 <Librarian> lotsa fiber

19:56 <MisterRogers> I think it's quite a clever reference.

19:56 <Librarian> most likely a reference to einstein that one

19:57 <MisterRogers> Yea, thought was worth mentioning, also these comics are way more dark-ish than the animated series.

19:58 <Sour_Sweet> SugarWing: You can still learn to sing an play an instrument. But yeah payment is that industry could be a lot better

19:58 <Sour_Sweet> I imagine it's even worse in your country than it is in mine.

19:58 <SugarWing> yea

19:59 <Sour_Sweet> Yay EU: Move to Germany :P

19:59 <SugarWing> so i'll probably do something related to english

19:59 <SugarWing> im really good at it

19:59 <SugarWing> i mean others say it

19:59 <SugarWing> im in EU

20:00 <Sour_Sweet> I know. That's why moving between borders is easy

20:00 <Sour_Sweet> As a citizen of a EU country you can live and work everywhere in the EU

20:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: PonyKart Inspired Pony Kart Racer In Development [ http://tinyurl.com/jdoew49 ]

20:01 <SugarWing> a women who came from london and whom i talked to suggested me to go to america

20:01 <SugarWing> ... i dont like crowded cities

20:01 <SugarWing> this is why i love where i live now

20:01 <SugarWing> one of the quietest street with only 10 or 11 house

20:02 <Unixkitty> Woman*, streets*, houses*

20:03 <Fn> grammar* nazi*

20:03 <SugarWing> Librarian how is your story? it hasn't been updated in a while

20:03 <Divide|Tech> Heh.  I'm great with kids, being somewhat childish myself.  After all, as the Doctor says, 'What's the point of being all grown up if you can't be childish sometimes?'

20:03 * Sour_Sweet applies a SS ribbon to Unixkitty

20:04 <SugarWing> that's right!

20:04 * Divide|Tech boops Sour_Sweet with a margarita.

20:04 <Fn> A ribbon for Semantic Superiority

20:04 <Fn> Noice

20:04 <Unixkitty> SugarWing is learning English

20:04 <Unixkitty> If you haven't noticed

20:04 <Sour_Sweet> We all are to a certain degree (Exceptions apply)

20:05 <SugarWing> oh sorry

20:05 <SugarWing> i haven't :/

20:05 <Unixkitty> I'm talking about them SugarWing

20:05 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: New Summaries Appear for Episodes 14 and 15 - Ponies Return on August 6? [ http://tinyurl.com/hemsluf ]

20:05 <SugarWing> uh...what? in kinda lost sorry :(

20:06 <Sour_Sweet> SugarWing: Kitty was correcting your sentences. Fn and me made fun of her because that's what silly pones do

20:06 <Fn> SugarWing, qual e tua lingua nativa?

20:06 <SugarWing> oh

20:07 <SugarWing> Hungerese Care Fn

20:08 <Fn> lingua materna/lingua madre - are apparently better choices

20:08 <Fn> The more you know

20:08 <Unixkitty> Basically what Sour_Sweet is saying is that "normal people" can't be bothered to help people correct small mistakes when learning things.

20:08 <Fn> Oh, right

20:08 <Fn> Oh cmon, Unixkitty

20:08 <Sour_Sweet> Unixkitty: Nope

20:08 <Unixkitty> As we all now know.

20:08 <Fn> It was silly fun

20:08 <Sour_Sweet> ^

20:09 <SugarWing> ma sono imparo italiano

20:09 <Unixkitty> It's silly fun only when everyone is laughing.

20:09 <Sour_Sweet> I make mistakes all the time myself and get corrected by that digusting dragon *points at ADragonDreaming*

20:09 <Fn> Hungarian is too alien for any of my known language to hope to learn it easily

20:09 <SugarWing> :D it's pretty hard

20:09 <Fn> I know "szeretlek"

20:09 <SugarWing> even i make mistakes all the time though

20:10 <SugarWing> it might be because of that ecsessive englesh learning i had this year

20:10 <Fn> It will settle down the more you use both languages

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20:10 <Fn> There is always a phase when the languages get in the way of each other

20:11 <Sour_Sweet> For me the hard part has become switching between English and German

20:11 <Unixkitty> It won't just "settle down" if one is not going to be actually paying attention to how they and other people use the language

20:11 <Cepheid> I should take sme of the money of my latest paycheck and use it to buy some new shorts that aren't riddled with holes or falling apart.

20:12 <Fn> I am quadrilingual I can go english-german-russian-lithuanian in one sentence

20:12 <SugarWing> wooow

20:12 <SugarWing> im jelous a bit

20:12 <Fn> Sometimes I do have a word from one language blocking other words

20:13 <Sour_Sweet> Unixkitty: It's a chat. Even native speakers don't check their spelling. Some of the worst English I've seen here was written by Americans

20:13 <Fn> But that's the same thing like when you try to remember something you know you do know and can't

20:13 <Unixkitty> You don't say? I've only been in my very first IRC room for 15 minutes! Why don't you tell me more?

20:14 <Fn> I thought Unixkitty was non-native english speaker all this tiem

20:14 <Sour_Sweet> Technically I guess she is

20:14 <Fn> Mainly because her client gave a time that was much to the east of the GMT

20:14 <Sour_Sweet> Depending on how early you start to learn a 2nd language though the lines blur

20:15 <SugarWing> Fn the same thing happened me with the word marshmallow i could only remember the english version

20:15 <Cepheid> http://imgur.com/gallery/k9PYS Unixkitty.

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20:16 <Unixkitty> They should tell their boss that they clearly picked a trusted place for acquiring electronics

20:17 <SugarWing> i'll be right back

20:17 <Sour_Sweet> Wow I know they rip people of with flash drives, but I haven't seen a HDD rigged this way.

20:18 <Fn> I think they tried to emulate SSD there

20:18 <Cepheid> http://imgur.com/gallery/GhxkJwd Happy cow.

20:18 <Fn> Which it technically is

20:18 <Sour_Sweet> Amazing they went through and even put weights in it

20:18 <Fn> Just a very slow and low-capacity

20:18 <Sour_Sweet> For an SSD those look quite heavy

20:18 <Sour_Sweet> a*

20:21 <Cepheid> Hey Sketchy_Sounds.  I made a mistake.

20:22 <Fn> Kinda related: I would love to have a row of ports for MicroSD cards on the corner of the PC box

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20:24 <Sour_Sweet> Why?

20:24 <Sour_Sweet> raid0 with microSDs? :P

20:26 <Fn> No, just for convenience

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20:27 <Fn> I have this "multiport" for many cards and I can have only one MicroSD card in there at any one time

20:27 <Fn> So getting things from one to another is a bit no bueno

20:28 <Fn> And since MicroSD cards are also the medium for smartphones and tablets it would be useful that way too

20:28 <Sour_Sweet> You could just use two external card readers

20:29 <MisterRogers> Sweet Celestia!

20:29 <MisterRogers> These fiendship comics are brutal.

20:29 <Fn> They are much slower than the internal SATA/USB3.0  parts of the PC

20:31 <Thelema5> My most difficult decision of the day:  should I add sriracha, Sichuan hot oil, or Japanese shichimi togarashi to my instant ramen noodles?

20:31 <Sour_Sweet> My internal reader is just connected to a standard USB 2.0 header

20:31 <wobniaR> Throw it out and get a cheeseburger

20:31 <Sour_Sweet> It also has a SATA plug, but that's for eSata

20:32 <Thelema5> wobniaR, the nearest burger place is a 40 minute drive, there and back.

20:32 <Thelema5> I don't have that sort of time.

20:33 <MisterRogers> Thelema5: What kind of time do you have?

20:33 <MisterRogers> Cause all I have is bitter times.

20:33 <MisterRogers> With a dash of sugar.

20:34 <Fn> Watashi wa shichimi togarashi o erabudarou

20:34 <SugarWing> back

20:34 <Fn> (I would pick shichimi togarashi)

20:35 <Thelema5> Thanks for the translation :P

20:35 <Thelema5> I'm leaning towards it, myself.

20:37 <Fn> I think I might misplaced "wa" and said "I am shichimi togarashi, would choose it"

20:37 <Fn> Which is kinda funny

20:37 <Fn> (wa is the pointer particle that denotes the subject of the sentence)

20:39 <Thelema5> Perhaps that's why google translate couldn't make any sense of it.

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20:41 <Cepheid> Fn:  USB3 shouldn't be that slow for SD card reading.  It's more a case of the classification of SD cards.

20:41 <Cepheid> There's different classes.  If you want fast performance, go for UHS-1 class cards.

20:42 <Fn> Cepheid, USB2.0 can't compete with SATA/USB3 speeds though, regardless of a card

20:42 <Fn> And most external card readers are that slow

20:42 <Cepheid> Yeah, you need a USB3 compatible device.

20:43 <Fn> And a MoBo that has it

20:43 <Fn> On old cards you still have SATA

20:43 <wobniaR> Tfw your coworker mentions drowning pool

20:44 <Cepheid> And you think of a pool that is drowning.

20:45 <wobniaR> Pls

20:46 <Fn> The novel, the band or the movie???

20:49 <wobniaR> Let the bodies hit the

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20:51 <Cepheid> I think tonight I shall stream myself playing SOMA.

20:53 <Fn> !Que?

20:54 <Fn> Che cazzinario is that?

20:54 <Fayth> Jaja

20:54 <Fn> I wrote "Nosotras" (plural feminine) as a translation to "we"

20:55 <Fn> And the Duolingo decided it was wrong

20:55 <Fn> There are no pointers if "we" is masculine or feminine - it should take both "nosotros" and "nosotras" as valid answer

20:56 <Cepheid> Librarian:  How far are ye in God Eater Resurrection?

20:57 <Thelema5> This antique shop's website is /also/ an antique http://rosehillantiques.tripod.com/shophoto.htm

20:57 <Thelema5> I'm shocked that tripod sites are still being hosted.

20:57 <Cepheid> My eyes!

20:57 * Divide|Tech groans, finishing work.

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20:58 <Divide> We've just merged two departments and it's a plethora of headaches.

20:58 <Surreal_Nightmares> Rip

20:58 <Thelema5> Ugh, sounds like a pain in the flank.

20:59 <Cepheid> Divide:  When's a good time for me to stream SOMA for you to watch along with?

21:00 <Cepheid> I'm guessing tonight, given you *SHOULD* be off tomorrow.

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21:12 <Divide> Well, nowabouts and later tonight, and no, I am not.

21:13 <Divide> Quite the contrary, I have a few hours and hope to garner a couple more, on the grounds that I get paid 2.5x base wages for working on a statutory holiday.

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21:14 <Divide> If I can pull $27/hour for the nonsense I'll be dealing with, you bet your sweet bippy I'll put up with our WORST customers.

21:14 <Verandure> Everybody loves double-time and a half.

21:14 <Cepheid> I cannot work on Canada Day, even if I wanted to.

21:14 <Cepheid> Employer doesn't allow any jobs to happen on Canada Day or July 2nd.

21:15 <Double> Indeed

21:16 <Divide> Heh.  Our employer gets people in on Christmas morning.

21:16 <Divide> All those shiny new devices.

21:17 <Cepheid> I'm surprised you're even being forced to work on Canada Day.  I thought it was a statutory holiday?  Your position isn't exactly er... critical, either.  No offense.

21:17 <Divide> Do you have any idea how many people call in when their computers break over a long weekend?

21:18 <Cepheid> Not really, no.  But I don't consider Internet service to be a critical component of life or living.

21:18 <Divide> ...

21:19 * Divide waves a hoof in front of Cepheid's face. "Who are you, and what have you done with the Cepheid we all know and love?"

21:19 *** Princess-Luna is now known as Luna-AFK

21:19 <Cepheid> I'm a technologist, I admit this, but I do not consider having Internet service to be a critical service that life depends upon.  I can go and read a bloody book, or play offline games in the interim.

21:20 <Surreal_Nightmares> Yus.

21:20 <Surreal_Nightmares> Or read downloaded books! :3

21:20 <Divide> Well, yea, same here.  It just feels weird to be disconnected these days.

21:20 <Surreal_Nightmares> All I need is IRC.

21:21 <Divide> And luv.

21:21 <Cepheid> I admit it feels weird to be disconnected, but that's simply part of the fact that most everyone in North America and other countries around the world has an Internet connection.  It's the norm.

21:21 <Cepheid> But that doesn't make it a life-critical service.

21:21 <Surreal_Nightmares> Air.

21:21 <Divide> Mm, I suppose.  Phone service, that's a different matter.

21:21 <Cepheid> Indeed.

21:21 <Lumindia> yeah,. PHONE service, on the other hand

21:22 <Divide> Thankfully, I don't deal with those departments.

21:22 <Lumindia> you get stranded without phone service, you're... screwed

21:22 <Lumindia> almost swore, there.  xD

21:22 <Divide> And then we get to the Unholy Acronym: VoIP.

21:22 <Surreal_Nightmares> If you don't know how to survive or are injured.

21:22 <Surreal_Nightmares> Lol

21:22 <Lumindia> voip

21:22 <Divide> VoIP is the devil incarnate.  It is a hateful, twisted combination.

21:23 <Lumindia> that sounds like a sound effect for when something teleports away

21:23 <Surreal_Nightmares> Voip.

21:23 <Surreal_Nightmares> Lol.

21:23 <Lumindia> it does, doesn't it?

21:23 <Divide> And so it is, but it also stands for 'Voice over IP', a phone connection on the internet.

21:23 <Surreal_Nightmares> If you want it to sound ridiculous. XD

21:23 <Lumindia> That I'm aware of

21:24 <Thelema5> I'll be off the grid for more than a week next month.  No internet, phone, no cable, not even AC

21:24 <Surreal_Nightmares> I could live without AC.

21:24 <Thelema5> Should be interesting.

21:24 <Surreal_Nightmares> And cable.

21:24 <Thelema5> I could live without cable because of the internet.  But without internet, cable suddenly becomes more important.

21:25 <Surreal_Nightmares> Oh and when the temperatures went up to 115 F, my house went up to 91 F. XD

21:25 <Surreal_Nightmares> That was last week.

21:25 <Thelema5> Gross.

21:25 <Cepheid> I need a thermometer for my bedroom.  Keep forgetting to pick one up.

21:25 <Divide> Eurgh.

21:25 <Thelema5> Where are you located?

21:25 <Thelema5> (Surreal_Nightmares)

21:26 <Surreal_Nightmares> California.

21:26 <Thelema5> Yeesh.

21:26 <Surreal_Nightmares> Lol.

21:26 <Surreal_Nightmares> It went from 115 to 90 the next day and lowered by 20 each day until temps normalized.

21:26 * Divide waters the plants on the balcony. Arugula, chives, spinach (!), peppers...

21:27 <Surreal_Nightmares> All the grass died. XD

21:27 <Thelema5> Nice, Divide!

21:28 <Thelema5> My herb garden if failing this year due to the habits of certain large underground rodents.

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21:28 <Surreal_Nightmares> Rip.

21:28 <Surreal_Nightmares> Rodents ruin everything.

21:28 <Surreal_Nightmares> Sometimes.

21:29 <Divide> Often.

21:29 <Cepheid> Moles?

21:29 <Thelema5> Groundhogs, moles, and voles.

21:29 <Divide> Oh, Cepheid.  Have you heard about this 'Bart' ransomware?

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21:29 <Cepheid> No.

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21:30 <Divide> It's the stupidest thing I've seen in a while, and that is saying a LOT.

21:30 <Divide> First things first.  It propogates manually, through e-mails with a .zip attachment which contains a static .js file.

21:30 <Cepheid> You talked about this earlier.

21:30 <Divide> Oh yeah.

21:30 <Surreal_Nightmares> I'm glad I've never had ransomware.

21:30 <Divide> Sorry, forgot you were around for that.

21:31 <Divide> Surreal: Even if you got this one, it wouldn't exactly stop you for long.

21:31 <Surreal_Nightmares> Huh.

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21:32 <Divide> Surreal_Nightmares: It uses an obfuscated .js file - but the password is derived from said file, and because it runs offline without flagging (or slurping a password from) an outside site, that means that the mechanism for the pass is self-contained.

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21:33 <Divide> Also, it encrypts files inside a .zip, rather than another mechanism.

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21:33 <Surreal_Nightmares> Oh. And my app crashed. XD

21:33 <Schism> Okay, switching over here, because bleh.

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21:34 <Schism> What really gets me is that evidently it /is/ from the same folks behind Locky, who are seemingly trying their hand at another mechanism.

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21:34 <Surreal_Nightmares> Rip.

21:35 <Schism> If it is by the same people as Locky, then I'm going to go so far as to say that it's just a proof of concept.

21:36 <Schism> Meanwhile, the nastiness keeps piling up as the Satana ransomware installs an MBR lock and precludes Windows from opening.

21:39 <Schism> ... my, my.  They're also making it harder for Locky to install on a VM, undoubtedly to stymie researchers.

21:39 <wobniaR> The internet is essential

21:39 <wobniaR> How else will people get their animes?

21:40 <Schism> Step 1: Head to your local Tim Hortons.... no, that's a stupid idea.

21:40 <Gladiolus> what

21:40 <Gladiolus> heresy

21:40 * Gladiolus eats Schism

21:41 * Schism bwars! "I meant to siphon wifi!"

21:41 * Schism boops Gladiolus with a pumpkin spice cake donut.

21:41 *** Luna-AFK is now known as SunsetShimmer

21:41 * Gladiolus noms

21:41 <Schism> Also, bwar.  Batpone.  How do I stop the stupidity from spreading over this long weekend?

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21:42 <Sour_Sweet> Break into a random song and hope for the best: Solves all the problems.

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21:43 <Schism> Tis Thursday.  Everyone has been calling in today because it's the 'end of the week' and all of a sudden I get to deal with ten thousand people and bwaaaaar.

21:43 * Cepheid sits on Schism.

21:43 <Schism> Tomorrow will be nice!  Tomorrow will be fine.  Tomorrow will b*oomfph*

21:43 <Cepheid> It needs to get darker much sooner.

21:43 <Schism> Well, we're past June 21, so it shouldn't be too much longer...

21:44 <Schism> Cepheid: Of course, in the middle of the winter, you'll be saying that it needs to get lighter much sooner, right?

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21:44 <Cepheid> Nah.

21:44 <Cepheid> I thrive in darkness.

21:44 <Schism> As do I, but that way it'll at least be warm.

21:45 <Cepheid> During winter, you can put on more and more layers.

21:45 <Cepheid> During summer, you can only take off so many layers before it becomes a crime.

21:45 * Thelema5 teehees

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21:47 <Schism> Stupid question.  As vile as they are, does anyone else have a peculiar sense of interest in studying the prolifieration of viruses, malware, and the like?

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21:48 * Schism boops Taoki with a faerie-winged fox plush.

21:48 <Schism> re: malware: I would never create one; the concept repels me on a fundamental level.  But... it's interesting to see them evolve like this.

21:49 <Cepheid> You know, I want some ramen.

21:50 <wobniaR> People make money off of others suffering

21:50 <Cepheid> Question is, do I crave it enough to travel all the way to bloody Somerset West road which is at least an hour and a half away?

21:51 <Schism> Or do you instead just head down to the local grocery store, pick up some rice noodles and veggies, and make your own?

21:52 <Cepheid> I can't make tonkotsu ramen in an hour or two.

21:53 <Schism> Mm.

21:54 <Cepheid> It takes several hours, minimum.  If you want a truly authentic version you make yourself, then at least two days minimum.

21:54 <Schism> Hm.  Then may I perhaps present an alternative?

21:55 <Schism> Chicken pad thai stir-fry.  With lots of spice.

21:56 <Cepheid> Hum, let's see what's open around here..

21:56 <Schism> You'd still need to let the noodles soak for a bit, but afterwards...

21:56 <Schism> Darnit.  Still hate that feeling when a joint just won't pop properly.

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22:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: PonyKart Inspired Pony Kart Racer In Development [ http://tinyurl.com/jdoew49 ]

22:02 <Verandure> They're already horses. Why would they need gokarts?

22:03 <Cepheid> Lessee...

22:03 <Sour_Sweet> Magic. It's the solution to all plot flaws.

22:03 <Cepheid> Singapore Rice Noodles, and a few eggrolls.

22:04 <Cepheid> With some Chicken Fried Rice.

22:04 <Sour_Sweet> Also behold that font looks a little like Comic Sans

22:04 <Cepheid> ... Oh hell with it, I'll go downtown.  I gotta satiate that craving.  I shall be back in a few hours, then.

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22:10 <Fn> LOL in french mixing "a"[have] with "est"[is] in "Il ... chaud" means a difference between calling someone "hot" (as in very attractive) and "norny"

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22:14 <Surreal_Nightmares> Lol

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22:16 <Cepheid-mobile> Forgot I have IRC on my phone.

22:16 * Surreal_Nightmares noms Cepheid-mobile's pho6

22:16 <Surreal_Nightmares> *phone

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22:18 <Cepheid-mobile> Right...  Get off at Albert and Empress.

22:19 <Cepheid-mobile> Then I got some walking to do.

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22:22 <Cepheid-mobile> Not surprisingly the bus is late.

22:23 <Cepheid-mobile> I give up figuring why busses even have a schedule seeing as they never adhere to it.

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22:29 <Cepheid-mobile> Bus is now ten minutes late.  In another country this would be grounds for docking pay.

22:29 <Thelema5> I just took a look at Canternet's traffic stats over the past year- it's pretty interesting: http://imgur.com/jAiJigX

22:29 <Thelema5> Seems like a lot of people have jumped ship this season.

22:30 <Surreal_Nightmares> Lol.]

22:30 <Surreal_Nightmares> Rip.

22:31 <Verandure> I don't know about that.

22:31 <Verandure> It looks like it was in July of last year.

22:33 * Surreal_Nightmares checks Verandure if factory new.

22:33 <Verandure> Factory new? 4 years old o.o

22:34 <Verandure> In terms of this IRC

22:34 <Surreal_Nightmares> No, not that.

22:34 <Surreal_Nightmares> Factory new.

22:34 * Surreal_Nightmares giggles.

22:34 <Thelema5> Pls.  Verandure's been around longer than me.

22:34 <Verandure> Not sure I understand the reference.

22:35 <Cepheid-mobile> Hey looking that.  Missing bus showed up.  After the next bus was meant to arrive.

22:35 <Thelema5> Search interest on google is at it's lowest point since February 2013

22:36 <Cepheid-mobile> Looking = lookit

22:36 <Thelema5> http://imgur.com/RC7NFsI

22:37 <Thelema5> Well folks, I'm heading home.  Bye, everypony!

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22:38 * Schism returns with subs. Delicious submarine sandwiches.

22:39 <Surreal_Nightmares> Bloop.

22:39 <Cepheid-mobile> What kind of sandwiches?

22:39 * Schism launches torpedoes at Cepheid from a chicken teriyaki sub.

22:39 <Schism> Chicken teriyaki, steak and cheese, and chicken bacon ranch melt.

22:39 <Surreal_Nightmares> YUS

22:40 <Cepheid-mobile> Three subs?  Isn't that a bit much?

22:40 <Schism> Considering they cost about $9-10 each, and $21 as a threesome... nah.

22:40 <Cepheid-mobile> Saving the others then.

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22:40 <Schism> Besides, beside my brother and I, they'll be gone tomorrow.

22:41 <Schism> between*

22:41 <Librarian> cepheid!

22:41 <Librarian> wanna hunt aragami sometime?

22:41 <Cepheid-mobile> Oh, right you live with your sibling.

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22:42 <Cepheid-mobile> Sure, librarian.  Not right now though.  I am on my way downtown.

22:42 <Librarian> like the song yay

22:43 <Schism> Cepheid: Yeah, but like the heretic he is, he can stand neither onions nor pickles on his subs.  So.

22:43 <Librarian> ill get stronger in the meantime

22:43 <Schism> At least we both have a fondness for extra peppers.

22:43 <Cepheid-mobile> I can't either.  Green olives and cucumber for me.

22:43 * Schism shakes a fist!

22:44 * Librarian noms fist

22:44 <Schism> Green AND black olives, lettuce, cucumber, tomatoes, both types of peppers, onions, and ALL THE MEATS!

22:44 <Librarian> one noom

22:44 <Cepheid-mobile> Huh..  "aragami" is an actual Japanese word.

22:44 <Schism> Violent god?  Yeah.

22:44 <Librarian> its a term to refer to the kami i think

22:44 <Cepheid-mobile> Powerful Deity.

22:45 <Cepheid-mobile> I like how God Eager Resurrection fixes the Western name for the game.

22:46 <Cepheid-mobile> The first time to be released in the West was called Gods Eater Burst.  Plural God instead of singular.

22:46 <Cepheid-mobile> Time = game.  What the hell autocorrect?

22:46 <Schism> My mind, being as stupid as it is, parsed that as 'Gob Eater'.

22:47 <Cepheid-mobile> Anyhow, the plural was chosen due to sensitivity stuff.  Something about it being offensive to Christians.

22:47 <Schism> Meanwhile, 'God of War'...

22:47 <Cepheid-mobile> Aye.  It makes no sense.

22:47 <Schism> Ehh, who can even parse what goes through localization team directors' minds?  Certainly not the teams...

22:47 <Cepheid-mobile> Anyway, they fixed that for ressurection and God Eager 2.

22:48 <Schism> God Eager.  "YUS!  I will prove that I am the greatest god!  It is my DESTINY!"

22:48 <Cepheid-mobile> They even joked about it in Project X-Zone.

22:48 <Cepheid-mobile> ...  I hate autocorrect.

22:48 <Schism> Cephy: Read up.

22:48 <Schism> Hehe.

22:48 <Cepheid-mobile> I saw.

22:49 <Schism> Trust me, you're not the only one who hates AC.

22:49 <Cepheid-mobile> "Ugh, it is God Eager, not Gods Eater." -paraphrased from Soma in Project X-Zone.

22:49 <Cepheid-mobile> Aaahhhhh!

22:49 <Cepheid-mobile> Dangit!

22:50 <Schism> You okay?

22:51 * Schism may also have picked up a few cans of cider while he was at it. "Somersby, blackberry and regular."

22:51 <Cepheid-mobile> I disabled autocorrect.

22:51 <Schism> Oh, yeah.

22:51 <Librarian> cider cider cider

22:51 <Schism> Good call.  At least that way, all the typos it makes will be your own.

22:51 <Cepheid-mobile> This sort of means I have to be careful while typing now, though.

22:52 <Cepheid-mobile> And touch screen keyboards suck.

22:52 <Schism> They really do, especially tiny ones.

22:52 <Schism> But yes.  You mentioned you like Somersby as ciders are concerned?

22:52 * Schism also boops Librarian with a stein.

22:53 <Cepheid-mobile> Don't forget ths gate.

22:53 <SunsetShimmer> Worse is trying to use a touchscreen in the rain

22:53 <SunsetShimmer> forget it, lol

22:53 <Cepheid-mobile> Man, only just reached St. Laurent.

22:55 <Cepheid-mobile> The biggest problem for me seems to be that the phone will register a key tap even if i did not touch the screen.  It is overly sensitive.

22:55 <Schism> Android, iOS or Windows?

22:55 <Cepheid-mobile> Android.

22:56 <Schism> Settings > Language and Input > Pointer Speed > Slider adjustment.

22:57 <Cepheid-mobile> I see.

22:57 <Schism> One of those things you don't even think about unless you know it's there.

22:58 <Schism> Also useful to adjust things in case you put a cover over your phone.

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22:58 <Cepheid-mobile> I don't.

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22:58 <Schism> Yeah, I meant in case you do.

22:59 <Cepheid-mobile> Next stop, lau- ...

22:59 <Schism> Uh-oh.

22:59 <Cepheid-mobile> Is the Three Amigos stuff still going on?

22:59 <Schism> I... think so?

23:00 <Cepheid-mobile> Cause if so, several roads downtown will be closed off.

23:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Discussion: What Ponies Do You Want to See Pair Up for Future Episodes?  [ http://tinyurl.com/hod2y8z ]

23:00 <Schism> I... actually, checking, I don't think so.

23:01 <Cepheid-mobile> Three Amigos:  President of the US.  President of Mexico.  Prime Minister of Canada.

23:01 <Schism> No, looks like it's done, but roads might still be closed depending on circumstances.

23:01 <Cepheid-mobile> Good.

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23:01 <Cepheid-mobile> Man if Trump gets in, it's gonna change to the Two Amigos.

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23:02 <Schism> I hate how the day after Justin Trudeau cut the ribbon on the Google building, they started tearing up the street.

23:02 <Cepheid-mobile> Wait what?

23:02 <Schism> Ahah.  Right now, let's just say that Trump's political stock is like a bull in a bear market.

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23:03 <Schism> Cepheid: Yeah, Trudeau cut the ribbon on the Google building a few months ago.  Since then, all of King Street right beside it has been nothing but torn-up pavement and 30-foot holes.

23:03 <Cepheid-mobile> Speaking of Google, I should prepare a convincing resume for them.

23:04 <Schism> Right now, the Google offices are actually about... oh, a hundred metres to the left, and everybody's praying that the city's contractors don't hit the wrong thing and cause the whole glass structure to come tumbling down.

23:04 <Librarian> say you are an anstronaut

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23:04 <Cepheid-mobile> "Please hire me oh god.  Get me away from all this manual labour!  It is so...  Plebian!"

23:04 <Librarian> in cepheid we trust

23:05 <Librarian> one chat under fall

23:05 <Schism> No, no.  What you want to write is, 'experience in handling and managing multiple inventory systems'.  ... if you don't want to get hired, that is.

23:05 <Librarian> thats all i remember

23:05 <Cepheid-mobile> Why would anyone trust me?

23:05 <Schism> As they say, 'trust but verify'.

23:05 <Librarian> e pluribus derpy

23:05 <Cepheid-mobile> I am an grade-a a-hole.

23:06 <Librarian> we dont have cool slogans for mexico

23:06 <Librarian> owo

23:06 <Schism> After fixing that syntactic failure, THAT is what you should put on your resume.

23:06 <Cepheid-mobile> What should i put on my resume?  The grade-a thing?

23:06 <Schism> Yeah.  (Yes, I'm being sarcastic, shush.)

23:07 <Cepheid-mobile> I wonder how an employer would react to me if i handed them a resume saying that.

23:07 <Librarian> grade a, no filler,extra gluten cepheid

23:07 <Librarian> they would make you ceo

23:07 <Cepheid-mobile> Extra gluten for all!

23:08 <Schism> One of these days, I want to hand in an /entirely/ sarcastic resume and see how an employer reacts.  I halfway suspect I'd get a CTO position.

23:08 <Fayth> Any chefs on?

23:08 <Schism> Fayth: Sorry, I've never cooked in my life.

23:09 <Fayth> Trying to bake chicken breasts,  and it's taking forever.  White junk still on top of it lol

23:09 <Cepheid-mobile> Nah.  I wouldnt be a good CEO.  I' cut my wage down to 100,000 and use the dxtra money to provide better equipment, training and mental health services to the developers.

23:09 <Schism> Fayth: what level of heat do you have them on?

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23:09 <Fayth> 375 like it says to do

23:09 <Schism> The white stuff is normal.  You usually want to cut that off before you cook the breasts.

23:09 <Fayth> They were frozen,  it said 25-30 minutes.  It's been 30

23:10 <Schism> Does the package say to thaw first?  Because... 375 for 30 minutes is NOT correct for unthawed breasts.

23:10 <Cepheid-mobile> But it is whits.  White is good.  Video games say so, for all healing magic is classified as white magic!

23:10 <Schism> Cepheid, stop messing up my mojo.  Fayth, did you stick frozen chicken breasts straight into the oven.

23:11 <Cepheid-mobile> I have no idea what mojo is.

23:11 <Fayth> Yes because it said you can cook frozen

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23:11 <Fayth> Unthawed cook time says 15-20

23:11 <Schism> Okay.  What sort of chicken breasts are we looking at here?

23:11 <Fayth> Err thawed

23:11 <SunsetShimmer> Mojo = Get-up-and-go, Motivation, that kinda thing

23:11 <Fayth> Boneless

23:12 <Schism> ... yes, thank you, most chicken breasts are.  Let's try this again.  What /size/ of chicken breasts are we looking at here?

23:12 <Schism> SunsetShimmer, also, 'moxie, will, motivation'.

23:12 <Cepheid-mobile> Kinda chicken sized.

23:12 <SunsetShimmer> I said motivation. :P

23:12 <Schism> Harrumph.

23:12 <SunsetShimmer> :3

23:12 <Schism> Sorry, I'm two sheets to the wind right now.

23:12 <SunsetShimmer> lol

23:12 <Fayth> XD sorry lol.  Um 3 pieces,  probably..  Few ounces each

23:13 <Cepheid-mobile> Guh.  Downtown traffic.

23:13 <Schism> Cepheid: I will ride a bus over to Toronto, find you, and bury a skillet in your head.

23:13 <Cepheid-mobile> Probably?  What, do you have 3/4ths a chicken breast to go with the other 3?

23:13 <Schism> Fayth: Size, I say, size!  Are they a couple inches in length and width, and how /thick/ are they?

23:14 <Cepheid-mobile> Schism, i dare you to try.  You dont even know where my sister lives or even looks like.

23:14 <Schism> I don't have to know.  I just need to memorize the bus routes in Toronto and wait for you at the Google building.

23:14 <Fayth> Half inch,  around 6 long and 4 wide

23:15 <Schism> Fayth: Turn them over, stick them back in with... mmm, maybe half a centimeter of water at the bottom of the pan.

23:15 <Cepheid-mobile> Assuming i go after your thrsat of skilleting me.

23:15 <Schism> I just imagine you want this job /that/ much.

23:15 <Cepheid-mobile> Heh.

23:16 <Schism> Besides, you can bring a frying pan.  A duel in front of Google HQ with cookware would guarantee you the job.

23:16 <Cepheid-mobile> Someone is fighting on the MacKenzie King Bridge.

23:16 <Schism> Against what, a rogue carp?

23:16 <Cepheid-mobile> ... I am extremely twmpted to do that.

23:17 <Cepheid-mobile> ...

23:17 <Schism> Eh, at least that's better than other typos.

23:17 <Cepheid-mobile> I cqnt do anything right on this phine.

23:17 <Schism> Oh, you're fine.  At least you're relatibly lehibel.

23:17 <Cepheid-mobile> I am starti g to sound like an eldritch monster.

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23:18 <Schism> You dropped the sensitivity, right?

23:18 <Cepheid-mobile> Yes.

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23:18 <Schism> Well, that does seem to help... you're fine, honestly.

23:18 <Cepheid-mobile> Albert and Empress is coming up.  I think.

23:18 * Librarian dances

23:19 <Cepheid-mobile> Ah.  Yeah, i know that intersection.

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23:21 <Librarian> i ordered a keyboard via phone

23:21 <Librarian> same day delivery

23:21 <Librarian> perks of living besides two major supermarkets

23:24 <ADragonDreaming> statisticis apparently indicate that CEOs have no positive effect on a corporation's prosperity.

23:26 <Schism> This is a surprise.  I am utterly shocked.

23:27 <Schism> Are you next going to tell us that a butterfly flapping its wings in China has no appreciable effect upon a Canadian corporation's market share value?

23:30 <ADragonDreaming> No.

23:30 <ADragonDreaming> Because it has all the effect in the world.

23:30 * Schism clenches his fist, "Those accursed butterflies, toying with us..."

23:31 <Schism> Waaaaait.  Wait wait wait.  Fluttershy has three butterflies on her flank.  ... and she's Discord's friend.  ... Fluttershy is the Mistress of CHAOS THEORY.

23:32 <Librarian> its a conspiracy

23:32 <Librarian> wobniar is the head

23:32 <Schism> It is!  *wargh*

23:32 <Schism> ... also, why are there geese squawking outside?

23:34 <Librarian> they know

23:34 <Librarian> they were sent by wobniaR to silence you

23:34 <Librarian> they are hitgeese

23:36 <Schism> They're an anser to a problematic question.

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23:41 * Schism yawns like a cat. Then he picks up his jaw from where it's fallen off and reattaches it.

23:41 <Cepheid-mobile> Made it to the restaurant.  No takoyaki.  I has a sad.

23:41 <Schism> Well, now to nom upon some hot and sour soup.

23:42 <Cepheid-mobile> Nah.  Spicy tonkotsu ramen.  And chicken gyoza.

23:43 <Cepheid-mobile> And lots of water because i had to climb five flights of stairs and apparently i am way out of stair-climbing shape.

23:43 <wobniaR> Please you people and your conspiracy theories

23:44 <Cepheid-mobile> Conspiracy theories?

23:44 <NNick|Away> I have a five dollar off coupons at Gamestop that expires today. What cheap thing do I buy?

23:44 <Schism> Cepheid: My silly statement above about Fluttershy and Discord.

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23:45 <Cepheid-mobile> Ah.

23:45 <Schism> NNick: If you can, use it to preorder Monster Hunter Universe.

23:45 <Cepheid-mobile> Fooooood.  I am suddenly star-  *dizziness and nausea bout* -ving.

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23:46 <Heartbreak> Fetting fet fet. I know I've seen a particular artist...

23:46 <NNick|Away> I can't.

23:46 <Coco_Nut> Gosh darn it, those particular artists.

23:46 <NNick|Away> Tried. Can't and it's Generations.

23:46 <Schism> "Don't worry, revenge is a thing my teachers have never supported." "Oh, good--" "Shame I'm not my teachers.  Every book in the library has been turned upside down.  Good day to you."

23:47 <Schism> Er, so it is, NNick.

23:47 <Heartbreak> https://derpibooru.org/1157468

23:47 <Heartbreak> Who the fet drew this?

23:47 <Coco_Nut> paskanaakka?

23:47 <Schism> ... evidently, paskanaakka?

23:47 <Schism> Artist name's in the tags, HB.

23:47 <Heartbreak> Yeah! I know that!

23:47 <Heartbreak> But I've seen it before!

23:48 <Heartbreak> Like they were linked to me before!

23:48 <Heartbreak> Fet, it's going to bother me for a while...

23:48 <Coco_Nut> Oh my that is a calamity.

23:49 <Schism> Absolutely no clue where you were linked by or to, though they do have a DA account.

23:52 <SunsetShimmer> Oh well, life happens!

23:52 <Cepheid-mobile> Mmmm... Scootaloo Gyoza.

23:53 <Schism> With rainbow sauce?

23:53 <Cepheid-mobile> Yep.

23:53 <Schism> Nom.

23:53 <Cepheid-mobile> I am debating going to my favourite bakery after this.

23:54 <Cepheid-mobile> But it is Canada Day Eve.  The Market will be busy with hooligans.

23:54 <Schism> Hmm... perhaps, perhaps.  Day before a long weekend, certainly.  You've stocked up on the alcohol for tomorrow?

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23:55 <Cepheid-mobile> Nope.

23:55 <Cepheid-mobile> Not gonna drink this weekend.  Did it last night.

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23:56 <Cepheid-mobile> I'll likely spend the weekend gaming and watching paranormal movies.

23:57 <Cepheid-mobile> Rameeeennn!  *nomnomnom*

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