Log archive of EquestriaDaily for Friday, 2016-08-19

00:00 <Drifted_Away> Well I might be able to transfer a few dollars to CleverDerpy.

00:00 <CleverDerpy> well, i could sell you a commission in return

00:00 <CleverDerpy> that way it's fair

00:00 <Drifted_Away> Maybe $20? No idea how to do it though would have to walk me through it tomorrow

00:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Drawfriend Stuff #1990 [ http://tinyurl.com/jbpas68 ]

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00:01 <Drifted_Away> I get payed at midnight tonight if payroll keeps on time this week

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00:12 <Pony_58502> seems like foozogz is only 10 subscribers away from 30k

00:12 <Pony_58502> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjne8swtYUE7ZWAUIBlJB0Q

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01:00 <wobniaR> Yay getting paid i like that

01:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Chinese SFM: Miss You All Year Around  [ http://tinyurl.com/h2t9j4r ]

01:09 <Librarian> i need to save for a almost a year to get a decent machine to make my game

01:09 <Librarian> ahhh

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01:09 <Librarian> this is hard OwO

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01:15 <Librarian> why the heck ia ambition so hard

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02:02 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Nightly Discussion #808 [ http://tinyurl.com/jhpebto ]

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02:17 <Thelema5> Hello, everypony.

02:18 <Nicktendonick> Hi

02:18 <RetroDash> Hi

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02:29 <Nicktendonick> what's up?

02:30 <Thelema5> Nothing of consequence.  Watching the Steven Universe musical panel from SDCC

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02:32 <Applebloom> Hi

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02:33 * Schism rolls over, yawns, and flops on Thelema5, offering macaroni and cheese with ketchup.

02:36 <Thelema5> Hello, Apple_Bloom

02:36 <Thelema5> Er, or not.

02:38 * RetroDash fly around

02:38 * Thelema5 boops RetroDash

02:39 <RetroDash> :3

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02:40 * SunsetShimmer boops RetroDash

02:41 <RetroDash> :3

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02:42 <Schism> Some days, you learn about interesting terminology.  For example, I had never before heard the phrase, "Internet of things."

02:42 <CleverDerpy> Schism, care to describe it for us?

02:42 <CleverDerpy> i heard the term, but i don't get it

02:42 <Schism> Any devices connected to a network which collect and exchange data, including cars, thermostats, cameras, and the like.

02:43 <Schism> The term was originally used to describe such things as RFID tags, but has since expanded to devices which autonomously gather and share data, as opposed to doing so at the specific behest of the user.

02:45 <Schism> For example, while an internet-connected thermostat (with associated thermometers) utilizes that data on behalf of its owner, keeping the house cool or warm, it may also share information about outside circumstances so as to better provide an accurate depiction of the weather throughout a region.

02:47 <Schism> Accordingly, in such parlance, semi-autonomous devices are referred to as 'things'.

02:47 <Schism> (It's a highly technical term.  Any layman can poke a thing with a stick, but to give it a proper jab costs $300 and consultation fees.)

02:52 <Schism> I wonder if the first person who thought that up was deliberately referencing Theodore Geisel.

02:57 <CleverDerpy> so an internet of things...

02:57 <Schism> Is literally a collection of semi-autonomous devices which share information betwixt one another.

02:57 <CleverDerpy> is like a cloud working on your behalf of a certain set of tools or ojects?

02:57 <Schism> About right, yeah.

02:58 <CleverDerpy> that's kinda strange, but cool

02:58 <Schism> Yeah, but couldn't they have come up with a better name?

03:00 <DashedRainbows> Internet of appliances doesn't sound quite the same

03:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Story: The Application of Unified Harmony Magics [ http://tinyurl.com/zhwz74b ]

03:01 <CleverDerpy> maybe, it could be called the internet of tools

03:01 <CleverDerpy> or internet of utilities

03:01 <Schism> 'Devices' would be fine.

03:02 <DashedRainbows> Or go all out

03:03 <DashedRainbows> 'Stuff, working together' why feign a good name?

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03:18 <wobniaR> I hate the term internet of things

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03:21 <DashedRainbows> I used to think so too, then I realized I don't like technology

03:23 <Schism> Let me explain something about the Windows 10 'Anniversary Edition' update.

03:24 <Schism> The lede, the hook, the shiny dangling thing which is supposed to attract your attention, on the Microsoft webpage, is that they've made Cortana even better.

03:24 <SunsetShimmer> Spoilers: Nope

03:25 <Schism> The second attempt at a hook is that they've streamlined Microsoft Edge.

03:25 <SunsetShimmer> Spoilers again: Ahahahaahahaa...Internet Edgeplorer

03:25 <DashedRainbows> Uh... Classy MS

03:26 <Schism> Oh, and Microsoft Ink, the protocol which lets you draw on the screen, is... even better too?

03:27 <DashedRainbows> All in all, not their worst idea

03:28 <Schism> Well, they are trying to sell to the growing tablet and smartphone market, so there are worse changes.

03:28 <Schism> In the race, though, when you come in behind RIM, you might want to consider giving up.

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03:29 <DashedRainbows> Wow, really?

03:29 <Schism> I've seen far, far more Blackberries than Windows phones.

03:30 <DashedRainbows> That's true, I've only ever seen two WPs

03:30 <DashedRainbows> For some time I thought it was a twisted joke

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03:32 <DashedRainbows> In tablets they're not doing that bad, but in phones, *dies laughing*

03:34 <Schism> In phones, they're utterly broken.  I feel sorry, genuinely sad, for anyone who has a Windows phone.

03:36 <DashedRainbows> Terribly, subpar hardware too

03:36 <Schism> Also.

03:37 <Schism> In Windows 10, there is now absolutely no way to get into the network adapter settings while in safe mode.

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03:38 <DashedRainbows> I for one am glad that's how they messed up

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03:39 <DashedRainbows> No network settings at all would be horrible, and up their alley

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03:41 * Thelema5 is eating this: https://www.amazon.com/Ghost-Pepper-Hanabero-Chernobyl-Jerky/dp/B00IMPNZPM

03:41 <Thelema5> It's amazing

03:41 <KooK> I donno how you can eat spicy

03:42 <KooK> Must be nice!

03:42 <Thelema5> I love it.

03:42 <Thelema5> Full-sensory eating XD

03:43 <DashedRainbows> That sounds so good!

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03:44 <Thelema5> It's totally worth the pricetag if you like firey foods

03:45 <DashedRainbows> $20 for 8oz of anything edible is too much for me, but if I win the lottery I'll remember

03:46 <Thelema5> XD I got it at my local county fair, it was a splurge

03:46 <KooK> Holy crap, $20

03:46 <Thelema5> Not paying shipping was a plus.

03:46 <KooK> Living large

03:46 <Schism> Thelema5: That looks amazing.

03:46 <Thelema5> Jerky is /always/ expensive, though

03:46 <Schism> KooK: Have you seen the price on a packet of beef jerky?  Honestly, it's like the champagne of snack foods.

03:46 <Thelema5> ^

03:47 <KooK> I guess not

03:47 <Schism> The cheap stuff will run you what, $10 for 3 oz?

03:47 <Thelema5> About, yeah.

03:47 <DashedRainbows> I'm serious, the day I win the lottery I'm getting a trailer full of food

03:47 <Thelema5> I hope you dowin, DashedRainbows

03:47 <Thelema5> *do win

03:47 <Schism> That is literally 8 ounces of beef jerky for $20.  THAT is a STEAL.

03:48 <Thelema5> Schism, I tried telling my vegetarian partner that- she didn't quite buy it.  lol

03:48 <Schism> Well, she doesn't appreciate most of the finer things in life.  :P

03:48 <Thelema5> :P Well, just not the ones derived from animals

03:48 <DashedRainbows> Obviously :P

03:49 <DashedRainbows> Need jerky ¡

03:49 * Schism schmoozes, "Thelema5: Eh, she appreciates /you/, though."

03:49 <Thelema5> XD

03:49 <Thelema5> !link smooze

03:49 <DerpyBot> https://derpibooru.org/908539

03:50 <Thelema5> For once I am regretting living in the country- Librarian suggested I try a popular mexican dish called Chiles en Nogada, but no place within a two hour drive serves it.

03:51 <DashedRainbows> The 8oz costs more than 2x 4oz...

03:51 <Thelema5> It's Poblano peppers stuffed with spiced pork and fruit, smothered in a creamy walnut sauce... sounds amazing

03:52 <Thelema5> DashedRainbows, I'm not surprized.  Packaging and labeling is expensive.

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03:52 <DashedRainbows> I don't think my mom has ever made that

03:52 <KooK> Thelema5: you should live in Iowa

03:52 <Thelema5> I think it's typically a dish for special occasions.

03:52 <Schism> Hmmm...

03:53 <DashedRainbows> Thelema5: yeah and $8 for 4oz is amazing

03:53 <Thelema5> :P

03:53 <Schism> I could probably make that with banana peppers...

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03:53 <Schism> With spiced pork you'd want some diced pineapple, maybe some orange, generally sweeter citrus fruits for the most part, and for the spices of course you want cinnamon and cumin...

03:54 <Thelema5> Mmmm.

03:54 <Schism> Maybe some apple, to add...

03:55 <Schism> Yeah, with a walnut sauce of course you want apple, and for the walnut, a combination of honey and, oh, let's say maybe a LITTLE bit of clove, but mostly ginger.

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03:55 <Schism> Maple... absolutely not, too much, but let's see...

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03:56 <Schism> If we're talking about a proper sauce instead of a drizzle, then... to offset the fruit, a little bit of pork fat should help.

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03:57 <Schism> And juices from the first half of the cooking should do.

03:57 <DashedRainbows> I wonder what happened to that last bag of jerky I bought

03:57 <Scootaloo> I ate it

03:58 <DashedRainbows> Somebody probably did

03:58 <Schism> Ah, got it.  Add a little bit of dark tea to the sauce, to give it some tannins.

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04:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Newbie Artist Training Grounds VI: Day 5 [ http://tinyurl.com/jrdsmr3 ]

04:01 <Sombra> I finished building a thing

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04:03 <Gladiolus> /me goes o3o

04:04 <Schism> AhahahHAHAHAHA Oh Microsoft.  In the Windows 10 anniversary update, turning off Cortana can NO LONGER BE DONE.

04:04 <DashedRainbows> Rip

04:04 * Schism o3o's on Gladiolus.

04:04 <DashedRainbows> It's like they want to die off

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04:07 <Gladiolus> Just turn off the icon I guess.

04:07 <Gladiolus> Msft is being bad with win10, don't get me wrong, but a lot of this stuff is overwrought.

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04:07 <Gladiolus> I use it, Cortana has been in my way a whole never.

04:08 <Schism> It's grown to a ranting state.  I can deal with disabling Cortana, that's fine.  The OTHER things...

04:08 <Snapai> I have cortana off o.o

04:08 <Snapai> And automatic updates

04:08 <Schism> Snapai: Noticed at any point that when you put Win10 into sleep or hibernation, it 'forgets' that you have network adapters?

04:09 <Snapai> Is the anniversary update something you have to grab manually?

04:09 <Schism> Seems that way. It's a 'suggested' or 'critical' update, one of the two.

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04:10 * Thelema5 notes the downside of loving firey foods- frequent urgent bathroom breaks

04:10 <Thelema5> ^ /// ^

04:10 <Schism> You get to feel the burn twice!

04:10 <DashedRainbows> Hmm

04:10 <Thelema5> Ah ha ha

04:10 * Schism looks for Tirek.

04:11 <Thelema5> For the record, I love windows 10, and use Cortana frequently.  Like, 10+ times per day

04:11 <Schism> You are no longer my friend.

04:11 <Thelema5> Pls

04:11 <Schism> Nope, that's it.

04:12 * Schism turns away and turns up his nose. *sniff*

04:12 <Thelema5> I am on my computer 12-13 hours a day.

04:12 <Schism> Do you hear me?  You're dead to me.

04:12 <Thelema5> It's really helpful to have an on-demand assistant who actually does what I need.

04:12 <Schism> Okay, someone hand me an ICBM, I'm wiping New York off the map.

04:13 <Thelema5> I gotta represent.  I've not had one issue running Windows 10, even the upgrade was seamless

04:13 <Thelema5> I feel like you're only getting one side, working helpdesk

04:14 <Schism> Okay, okay, fine.  If it works for you, it works for you.  I still hate it, but you're right, I hardly get a balanced representation.

04:14 <Thelema5> Be honest, 90% of the people you deal with are idiots.

04:14 <Schism> You're half right.  90% of the people I deal with are senior citizens above 80 years of age.

04:14 * Thelema5 spits up a it

04:15 <Thelema5> *a bit

04:15 <Thelema5> The platform is fine for most users who are not looking for a hotrod system

04:15 <Schism> I work for one of the largest cable TV, internet, and phone services in Canada, many of our customers have been with us for decades, and it's THAT group who I do tech support for.

04:15 <Snapai> I saw someone....I think in another chat...a while ago, ranting about how terrible installing openoffice was, and that open source isn't a cure-all solution to business needs and most of the time businesses should install MS Office etc

04:16 <Thelema5> For basic everyday applications- sorry, Schism... but win 10 and Cortana are lightyears ahead of the junk they had previously.

04:17 <Snapai> And honestly, the thing they were complaining about about open source and OpenOffice in specifically, is the same thing F/LOSS software complains about with proprietary software

04:17 <DashedRainbows> That's funny, I once ranted about how hard ms office is to install

04:17 <Snapai> ANd the most important thing is open *standards*.

04:17 <Schism> Okay.  For basic office suites, for your average user, I won't deny that Windows 10 is... functional.

04:18 <Schism> Snapai: For many businesses... I'm not sure if I agree or disagree.  Yes, if you're working as a large business, you want something which is standardized, which has been thoroughly tested, and which you can run training for on every employee without worrying about sudden changes.

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04:18 <Schism> Thelema5: I still absolutely despise Edge.

04:18 <Snapai> What's important is that the software is predictable, and that you're not trapped by using it.

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04:19 <Schism> I get that.  Though that mentality can become a trap on its own.

04:19 <Snapai> I hear Edge is good for Microsoft web browsers...

04:19 <Snapai> ...that isn't saying much.

04:19 <Schism> Let me put it this way.

04:19 <DashedRainbows> I hear some people use illustrator well, too bad I'll never know firsthand

04:19 <Thelema5> Edge is, sadly, the default for Cortana queries.  I have it disabled for everything else.

04:19 <Schism> If Edge becomes broken by a piece of malicious software, it is impossible to fix without going into %appdata%, the registry, and a few other locations, and clearing them out.

04:20 <Schism> Edge is also known not to work, in any way, shape, or form, in safe mode.

04:20 <Schism> Win10 /does/ include the legacy browser, Internet Explorer 11, but you have to know how to get to it.

04:20 <Snapai> I just really dislike it when companies try to use their influence to force my choices when it comes to software.

04:21 <Snapai> Apple and Microsoft do that a lot.

04:21 <Schism> Microsoft have gone beyond the pale with their attempts, over the past few months, to force users to use Win10.

04:21 <DashedRainbows> And Google

04:21 <Thelema5> Well it makes sense when 90% of their customers are idiots.

04:21 <Snapai> Google doesn't do it quite as much but yeah

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04:21 <DashedRainbows> Android yo

04:22 <Schism> Removing updates for XP and Vista, while... problematic... were not as unabashedly evil as including Windows 10 as a critical update within 7 and 8.

04:22 <Thelema5> Probably 99% of people on any platform know /nothing/ about it

04:22 <Snapai> You don't have to use the Google options that come with Android. You can replace just about every Google-based app with others', they provide sockets for it.

04:22 <Snapai> If they give me an app, and I can say "No I don't want that, get rid of it and give me this other one instead" that's fine.

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04:22 <DashedRainbows> Yeah, they're not that bad yet

04:23 <Schism> Oh, by the way.

04:23 <Snapai> I mean, Google is public, so they certainly have the motivation to behave just like MS and Apple, but they make their money by observing and analyzing more than controlling.

04:23 <Schism> Microsoft have changed their Live e-mail service - Hotmail, Outlook, Live, et cetera.

04:23 <DashedRainbows> AOSP is slowly losing apps though

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04:23 <Schism> Their SMTP, POP3, and IMAP servers no longer function with Windows Live Mail, by design.

04:24 <DashedRainbows> Did they ever?

04:24 <Schism> Yes.  Because WLM is the standard client for Windows 7.

04:25 <Snapai> I like LibreOffice. I would be OK with MS Office, if they stuck to ODF. But OOXML isn't actually an open format that allows others to read/write/render it flawlessly.

04:25 <DashedRainbows> I used hotmail way before WLM existed

04:26 <Schism> Webmail works just fine.

04:26 <Schism> And other clients, no issue, no fault.  Those are fine, those are great, those are wonderful.  JUST WLM is broken.  Now then.  I work for an ISP.  Exactly how many of our customers are convinced that it's OUR fault?

04:26 <Thelema5> I found a good recipe for Librian's suggestion, but it looks like a lot of trouble

04:27 <Thelema5> !link https://youtu.be/iblpBy7FliI

04:27 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

04:27 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Cómo hacer chiles en nogada - Receta mexicana fácil

04:27 <DashedRainbows> Even the Clock app on Android hasn't really been updated, instead Google made their own closed version o.0

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04:28 <Snapai> In other news: COWS. https://twitter.com/Snapai/status/766425362272321536

04:29 <DashedRainbows> Beef!

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04:45 * Twilight_Shimmer teleports in and lands atop the SunsetShimmer head foal sized

04:46 <Twilight_Shimmer> anypony besides me, been having trouble connecting to the chat and getting ERROR messages?

04:49 <Twilight_Shimmer> !hug

04:49 <DerpyBot> Hugtiem? :3

04:49 * DerpyBot wraps her front hooves around Twilight_Shimmer in a tight embrace

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04:53 * Twilight_Shimmer refreshes

04:53 <Twilight_Shimmer> is this thing working now?

04:54 <Schism> No, I can't see anything you say.

04:54 <Twilight_Shimmer> XD

04:54 <Twilight_Shimmer> I think the IRC thingys acting werird as of late

04:55 <Twilight_Shimmer> Last two days I have had trouble connecting

04:55 <Schism> More likely a server issue or something with routing.

04:55 <Schism> The client is likely not at fault.

04:55 <Twilight_Shimmer> dunno lol

04:56 <Schism> No, lots of others have been using KiwiIRC to connect, and they haven't reported any issues.

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04:56 <Twilight_Shimmer> well it kept giving me ERROR (literally in all caps) messages

04:56 <Schism> Definitely a routing issue, then.

04:58 <Twilight_Shimmer> so anyways

04:58 <Twilight_Shimmer> recently i been reading an amusing story an MLP x Jackie Chan Adventures cross over story

05:04 <Schism> Three More Things!

05:05 <Schism> I like it.  Short chapters, but generally comedic in general, following the storyline with slightly different impacts and results.

05:06 <Twilight_Shimmer> eeyup!

05:06 <Twilight_Shimmer> and you got to LOVE Sweetie's "Pet Plant"

05:06 <Schism> The Mega Man crossovers are also excellent.

05:06 <Schism> Hee.  Audrey III.

05:06 <Schism> That's Applebloom's.

05:06 <Twilight_Shimmer> the scene with Viper was Halarious!

05:07 <Twilight_Shimmer> she didnt know wither to be afraide and snap her fingers and bob her head XD

05:07 <Twilight_Shimmer> you megaman corss overs such as WIly Widdle Wub?

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05:08 <Schism> Yes, that's the one I follow.

05:09 <Twilight_Shimmer> theres a anthoter set in the same relm but takes place in the future amusing called "Melody of the Future"

05:09 <Twilight_Shimmer> were Octavia is raised by X

05:09 <Schism> Yes, that's kind of a sequel to Wily's Widdle Wub.

05:09 <Schism> Also, tired...

05:10 <Twilight_Shimmer> should Equestria be worried shold the pair ever return to it?

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05:10 <Twilight_Shimmer> then you should sleep then Schism

05:10 <Schism> Considering that Vinyl is the premier roboticist in that timeline?  Yes, /very/ concerned.

05:11 <Twilight_Shimmer> XD

05:11 <Twilight_Shimmer> heheheh Imagine Vinyl building a Gundam style Robot

05:11 <Schism> Should her Wub Masters ever travel to Celestia's realm, havoc will ensue.

05:11 <Schism> Twilight_Shimmer, well, she kind of did.  Gigantos, wasn't it?

05:11 <Twilight_Shimmer> havic enough for even Discord to run?

05:12 <Schism> Oh, beyond... anyway.  *desk*

05:12 <Twilight_Shimmer> yeah but in this case I meant one she herself Pilots

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05:17 <Schism> "I play the laughing fool for you all, and nobody imagines that beneath the fool's mask lies a set of sharp teeth.  I won't destroy them.  That would be over too quickly, after all."

05:19 <Twilight_Shimmer> Plur??

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05:19 <DerpyFIM4> Guess who's back!

05:20 <DerpyFIM4> Have you seen my pony scoreboard?

05:22 <Schism> "There are words I could say which would poison their very minds, delve into their depths and bring up their darkest fears.  Four words.  If I said them, nopony in the country would be able to resist them.  All would be driven to the cliffs of despair, and worse yet, Celestia - they would kill you."

05:22 <DerpyFIM4> ???

05:22 <DerpyFIM4> i don't get it

05:23 <Schism> You don't need to.  <.<  Just thoughts...

05:23 <DerpyFIM4> Hey Schism have you seen my scoreboard?

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05:23 <Schism> I haven't!

05:23 <KooK> !Seen thelema5

05:23 <DerpyBot> KooK: The last time I saw thelema5 was 2016-08-19 05:10:08 UTC

05:24 <DerpyFIM4> OK, the first person to ask me how to view the scoreboard will get one free point.

05:24 <KooK> I see how it is

05:24 <KooK> What scoreboard?

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05:24 <DerpyFIM4> I made a scoreboard.

05:24 <KooK> For what?

05:24 <Schism> KooK: I've come up with four words which would destroy anypony.

05:24 <DerpyFIM4> Just "getting" other people with awesome combacks and whatnot.

05:24 <KooK> Am I winning???

05:24 <DerpyFIM4> Schism, what are those words?

05:24 <KooK> How do I see the scoreboard???

05:25 <DerpyFIM4> You type "/join #Scoreboard"

05:25 <DerpyFIM4> the room topic is the scoreboard

05:25 <Schism> Are you sure you want to hear them?  They're dangerous.

05:25 <DerpyFIM4> What are they?

05:25 <Schism> Paged.

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05:27 <Sombra> I built a thing

05:27 <KooK> I have been bamboozled

05:27 <KooK> DerpyFIM4: has bamboozled me

05:28 <DerpyFIM4> I built a scoreboard.

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05:28 <KooK> You built a lie

05:28 <DerpyFIM4> How is it a lie?

05:28 <Sombra> No I built this thing http://i.imgur.com/fjmklEC.jpg

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05:29 <KooK> http://i.imgur.com/vUxf5cg.jpg

05:29 <KooK> I had my hardwood floors redone

05:30 <KooK> I need to throw that lamp away

05:30 <KooK> It's ugly

05:30 <KooK> Want a lamp?

05:30 <Sombra> Could be worse

05:31 <Sombra> awww lookit that doge

05:31 <KooK> Not much

05:31 <KooK> He's angry

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05:31 <KooK> http://i.imgur.com/luki55Q.jpg

05:31 <KooK> He wants to eat all of the water

05:32 <Sombra> Big angry scary doges are the cutest and best for petting

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05:33 <KooK> http://i.imgur.com/XqXklyL.jpg

05:33 <Sombra> Musst peetttt

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05:35 <Schism> "Oh, I follow the rules of the Marquis of Queensbury.  I always hit above the belt; I'm always a studied gentleman.  Nothing says I can't punch my opponent in the throat."

05:36 <Schism> "And I always stop when they're no longer able to continue fighting.  To do elsewise would be rude."

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05:48 <iandalton> Hello everypony

05:48 * Surreal_Nightmares nomfs iandalton's ears

05:49 <iandalton> waah!

05:50 <iandalton> http://alasou.deviantart.com/art/Future-magician-560158104

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06:01 <Schism> ... wow.

06:01 <Schism> We turned on the tap.  Water was practically black.

06:01 <Surreal_Nightmares> ... Wat

06:01 <Schism> Yeah.  We're at the point where our landlord owes us for the situation.

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06:04 <Schism> Considering, I'm kind of ambivalent about even using it when the water's clear.

06:05 <Schism> I'm going to let it run for like 5 minutes before I even think about letting it touch our stuff.

06:09 <Schism> ... I swear to Eris I'm going to be punching my mycophobia in the face.  How have I landed THIS stupid phobia?!

06:09 * Ali headtilts

06:09 <Schism> I could be ursaphobic.  That would be fine!  I don't usually encounter bears in my regular life.

06:09 * Surreal_Nightmares untilts Ali's head.

06:10 <Schism> Ali: An aversion to fungus and molds and the like.  Mushrooms are fine, though.

06:10 <Schism> I like mushrooms.  They're tasty.  But if I see a spot of mold...

06:10 <Ali> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

06:10 <Ali> *flees*

06:10 <Schism> Precisely.

06:10 <Schism> Worse, I start retching.

06:10 <Ali> KILL IT WIT HFIRE

06:10 <Ali> Spacebar, why you do that?

06:11 <iandalton> It's a poor workpony who blames their tools :P

06:11 <Schism> Some reaction which is hardcoded into my brain.  I know it's pointless...

06:11 * Ali boops iandalton, she got a new keyboard awhile back to fix that problem, guesses it didn't.

06:12 <Schism> Intellectually, I know full well that said mold is harmless and an entirely natural thing.  Viscerally, I do not.

06:12 <Schism> And this annoys the ever-loving crap out of me.

06:12 <iandalton> http://alasou.deviantart.com/art/Dapper-Derpy-469277813

06:13 <iandalton> !muffin

06:13 <DerpyBot> Muffins!! You have any? :3

06:13 <iandalton> yes

06:13 <DerpyBot> Thank you!!

06:13 * DerpyBot glomps iandalton

06:16 <iandalton> One of my classes is using an online service called WebAssign instead of a physical textbook or our university's Canvas system. We have to pay for it. Let's see what the damage is...

06:17 <iandalton> Guess it's not listed yet

06:19 <Schism> Has anyone else here encountered mycophobia?  Or have a friend who does?  I just want to know what options there are for dealing with it.

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06:20 <Schism> Beyond, you know, taking so much as a slice of bread with a spot of mold and setting it AFLAME, which, while helpful in the short term, doesn't really deal with the long-term issues.

06:25 <iandalton> living in a clean-room environment

06:25 <iandalton> living on something that can't mold, like basic or Soylent

06:26 <Schism> While that would indeed help, I fear that option is not currently available.

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06:37 <iandalton> Schism have you seen Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind?

06:37 <Schism> I'm afraid not.  Many of Studio Ghibli's exceptional animations have escaped me thus far.

06:38 <iandalton> oh, I was wondering if the forest disturbed you, being made of fungi

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06:39 <Schism> No, forests and the fungi therein are fine.  Like I said, I love mushrooms and the like.  Fungi growing on otherwise respectable food, that... causes me to get the dry heaves.

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06:39 <iandalton> probably best not to dwell on it then

06:40 <Schism> Nah, large shrooms and the like, I'll happy nom.

06:40 <Schism> happily*

06:42 <Schism> And that's fine.  Give me a nice morel, a pinewood, a tree brain, fried up in garlic, and I'm happy as a clam.  

06:42 <Schism> It's those weird cases and those unintended fungi.

06:43 <CleverYuki> did you just do like... 4 plant puns and 1 animal pun?

06:43 <Schism> If I did, it wasn't intentional.  Those first three are all legitimate mushroom names.

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06:51 <Schism> Actually, 'Nice Morel' would be a pretty decent pun if I'd intended it.

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06:55 <Schism> Come to think, I should share some of the particularly good pics I caught from a nature trail a few weeks ago.

06:56 <Schism> Took like 50 and utterly forgot to post them.

06:57 <Schism> Also, stupid tablet.  Charging cable came loose.

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07:04 <Schism> Well, now I'm /beyond/ annoyed...

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07:04 <Schism> Fine, you idiot tablet, charge up and run, so that when I want to get those park pictures off you, I can.

07:05 <Schism> Darned thing drained to completion while I was under the incorrect assumption that it was charging.

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07:06 <Schism> While moving things around, as well, my laptop decided it was going to turn off, so there goes Divide.

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07:25 <Schism> "The clock sits on the 13th hour.  Let our day come fourth."

07:25 <Schism> forth*

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07:26 * Schism hats on Fall. And while doing so, offers a lemon tart, with custard.

07:26 <Fall> Ew

07:27 * Schism pauses, then replaces it with an apple cranberry muffin, with cinnamon and caramel.

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07:29 <Fall> Eww!

07:29 * Schism pouts once more. Then replaces it with a bran muffin.

07:31 <Schism> (it has cranberries)

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07:33 * Gladiolus noms Schism's muffins happily.

07:35 * Fall cries

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07:41 <Dreamer> Anybody here?

07:41 <iandalton> nope

07:41 <Dreamer> ok

07:42 <Schism> Yeah, we're all gone, sorry.

07:44 <Dreamer> Still learning how things work

07:46 <Fall> Welcome!

07:46 <Dreamer> Thanks

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07:54 * Gladiolus skrees around

07:54 <Dreamer> Howdy

07:54 <Gladiolus> Throne of Bhaal is annoying hard. It's like, I want to complete the story but ugh.

07:57 <Gladiolus> A hasted dragon that can turn invisible and has resistance to all normal weapons, that only spawns after defeating a very strong mage.

08:05 * Finwe hats on Gladiolus.

08:05 <Finwe> Good forenoon, everypony.

08:05 <Finwe> Messrs Schism, Gladiolus, iandalton and Dreamer.

08:06 * Finwe doffs his hat.

08:06 <Dreamer> Good forenoon to you as well.

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08:08 <iandalton> hi Finwe

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08:12 <Finwe> Lunchtiem soon, and then I should see to that my bicycle is ready for a longer biking trip tomorrow.

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11:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Morning Discussion #591 [ http://tinyurl.com/zctmh9x ]

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11:35 <Finwe> !shimmer time

11:35 <Finwe> Shimmer time! Shimmer tim!

11:35 <Finwe> *e!

11:35 * Finwe bounces around in front of SunsetShimmer.

11:35 * SunsetShimmer snerks and patpats Finwe

11:36 * Drifted_Away is on back laughing at the display

11:43 <Fn> I made an experiment

11:43 * Sour_Sweet decorates Finwe with donuts.

11:43 <Fn> I left one wound wet and under "bepanthene" cream, and let the other one dry by itself

11:44 <Fn> Identical holes in the skin, just slightly different size

11:45 <Fn> The one that was kept wet under creme is now smooth and covered in thin pink skin

11:46 <Fn> The one that I left unattended is covered with a scab and still hurts to the touch

11:46 <Fn> So I say - the creme does speed up recovery

11:47 <Fn> That moment when the subject of a video jives with you, but the presenter is a slow-talking nerd that takes forever to mention all the details

11:48 <Fn> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1YmS_VDvMY

11:48 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Monty Python and the Holy Grail - Get on with it (inc. God)!

11:48 <Fn> Also for those who likes swords

11:48 <Fn> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTsfPPR91qc

11:48 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

11:48 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Katana: The Naked Truth

11:49 <Finwe> Mr Sour_Sweet.

11:49 * Finwe noms on the aforementioned doughnuts.

11:49 <Fn> Rood

11:49 <Fn> Those are decorations

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12:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Legends of Everfree Production Officially Complete  [ http://tinyurl.com/j9ooyvv ]

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12:19 <SunsetShimmer> Woooo

12:21 * Lumindia boops Sunset

12:22 <Nedemai> SunsetShimmer~

12:22 <Finwe> Fn: Decorations or not, doughnuts are supposed to be nommed upon.

12:25 <Fn> Heresy! Let's have more equal rights!

12:25 <Fn> Also hey Nedemai!

12:26 <Nedemai> !!!

12:27 <Finwe> Mr Nedemai.

12:27 * Finwe doffs his hat.

12:27 <Nedemai> excuse me?

12:28 * Nedemai looks herself over

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12:44 <Pony_72376> hello

12:44 <Fall> Boy it sure is bright in here

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12:44 <Fall> There we go

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13:10 <God_of_Puns> hi

13:15 <Nedemai> god of puns?

13:15 <Nedemai> a good pun will always make me groan

13:16 <OctaveSymphony> What's the elephants favorite letter?

13:16 <Nedemai> *shrugs&

13:16 <OctaveSymphony> @.

13:17 <Nedemai> I dun get it

13:17 <Nedemai> if you mean it looks like an elephant, it feels too forced

13:17 <OctaveSymphony> Supposed to be that the symbol @ has a trunk

13:17 <Nedemai> yea thats way too forced :p

13:18 <God_of_Puns> whoever invented the knock knock jokes should get  a no-bell rpice

13:18 <God_of_Puns> price

13:19 <Nedemai> Ive heard that one before, but it is good

13:19 <Nedemai> although it was about Gaston in beauty in the beast, no-belle price :/

13:20 <Nedemai> prize*

13:20 <OctaveSymphony> No one's strong like Gaston!

13:20 <Finwe> o3o

13:20 <Nedemai> and I am now reminded of this

13:20 <Nedemai> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z2j6F8fZII

13:21 <God_of_Puns> i think you are Fanta-stick

13:21 <Nedemai> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z2j6F8fZII

13:21 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about maurice raving

13:21 <God_of_Puns> the drink fanta and stick

13:21 <God_of_Puns> %Nedemai maurice sure has some dance moves

13:21 <OctaveSymphony> Gaston's song is great, sadly I can barely remember that movie

13:25 <Nedemai> I remember the movie, I watch it a lot when I was little. I still have a VHS tape of it

13:26 <OctaveSymphony> Problem with many Disney movies here was that most were dubbed

13:26 <OctaveSymphony> In many of them they did it very well, but Beauty and the Beast... nope.

13:27 <Nedemai> that is too bad

13:27 <roflin> the Dutch voice of lumiere is hilarious, that's the only thing I remember

13:29 <God_of_Puns> how about some dirty puns ?

13:29 <Nedemai> this isnt the channel for it unfortunately

13:30 <God_of_Puns> k

13:31 <OctaveSymphony> My teeth and ambitions are bared. Be prepared!

13:32 * Finwe brushies OctaveSymphony's teeth with some Colgate.

13:32 <God_of_Puns> i would tell ya a chemistry joke but you would get a reaction

13:32 <Finwe> Was that supposed to be a pun?

13:32 <Nedemai> OctaveSymphony, when did lion king come in? XD

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13:33 * Finwe hugs a LunaticHell.

13:33 <LunaticHell> gooooood morning, equestria

13:33 <God_of_Puns> i am the god of puns after all

13:33 <Nedemai> According to chemistry alcohol is a solution!

13:33 * LunaticHell hugs a Finwe, snuggles a SunsetShimmer and puts cake on their heads.

13:33 <OctaveSymphony> Mostly the disney movie thing

13:33 <Finwe> More like a pod of guns. o3o

13:33 <God_of_Puns> i wish you a very good morning LuanticHell

13:34 <LunaticHell> Oh hi GoPpy

13:34 <LunaticHell> https://derpibooru.org/1199679

13:34 <God_of_Puns> Finwe wat

13:34 <God_of_Puns> you know sigh language can be pretty handy

13:35 * LunaticHell gives GoP his card, it reads "Occultist, Excorcist, Master of the dark puns"

13:35 <Nedemai> okay God_of_Puns that made me groan

13:35 <God_of_Puns> oh boy

13:35 <God_of_Puns> %Nedemai its getting better

13:35 <LunaticHell> Oh wow that was a pun?

13:35 <Nedemai> sign language, handy

13:36 <LunaticHell> I was about to ask wheater it was an accent or an accident.

13:36 <God_of_Puns> i am reading a book about anti gravity

13:36 <God_of_Puns> its impossible to put it down thoe

13:36 <LunaticHell> Oh, so no sigh language?

13:36 * Finwe sighs.

13:36 <Nedemai> God_of_Puns, I read a book about hovering once, it was uplifting

13:36 <LunaticHell> But looking at Nedemai here, I think sigh language is a thing.

13:37 * God_of_Puns declates %Nedemai as a challenger

13:37 <Nedemai> nah no challenge, Im just having some fun ^.^

13:37 <God_of_Puns> wich day do chickens hate the most

13:38 <Nedemai> do not fear the loss of your title since i have no desire to challenge it

13:38 <God_of_Puns> fri-day

13:38 <God_of_Puns> ;)

13:38 <LunaticHell> Listen here, GoP, I got something important to teach you.

13:38 <LunaticHell> Listen up, and listen well. You want to know how to do the best puns, right?

13:38 <Finwe> God_of_Puns: Chickens, like Scootaloo?

13:39 <God_of_Puns> i am listening

13:39 <God_of_Puns> Finwe the golden mcnugget

13:39 <LunaticHell> Finwe: I only fry Scoots on her roast.

13:39 <LunaticHell> Believe me, she gonna get burn'd.

13:39 <God_of_Puns> :D

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13:40 <God_of_Puns> i wanna make joke about sodium but NA

13:40 <LunaticHell> So, GoPpy, you listening?

13:40 <God_of_Puns> i am

13:40 <Finwe> What did Attila's wife say when he returned back from his conquest of Europe?

13:40 <LunaticHell> The best kind of puns are those you do where you partake in a usual conversation and build up a pun on what someone else said.

13:40 <Finwe> – Oh, you're back, Hun.

13:41 <God_of_Puns> ohhhh

13:41 <LunaticHell> Be creative and improvising.

13:41 <SunsetShimmer> Don't be afraid to be a little punusual

13:41 <LunaticHell> Because those are hard to predict and make for greater impact.

13:41 * Finwe rimshoots SunsetShimmer.

13:42 <LunaticHell> hey sunny *huggins fer days*

13:42 <SunsetShimmer> x3

13:42 <LunaticHell> Did you look at the picture I posted?

13:42 <SunsetShimmer> I missed it

13:42 <God_of_Puns> i did

13:42 <LunaticHell> https://derpibooru.org/1199679

13:42 <thehedorn> The only puns I've ever laughed at are in James Bond

13:42 <LunaticHell> this here

13:42 <LunaticHell> for you

13:43 <LunaticHell> He puns in James Bond?

13:43 <SunsetShimmer> LunaticHell: I feel like I'm missing something there

13:43 <LunaticHell> The certainly stir me, but they don't shake me up.

13:43 <LunaticHell> they*

13:43 <LunaticHell> SunsetShimmer: Totally platonic face licking.

13:43 <LunaticHell> It's part of a small series where Trixie gets ponies to wear cake on the head, for some reason.

13:44 <SunsetShimmer> Thats my problem then, I was looking for the start of the point, lol

13:44 <SunsetShimmer> throwing me something halfway into a comic is just weird.

13:44 <LunaticHell> It also is part of a series of dark comedy comics called https://derpibooru.org/1198265

13:45 <God_of_Puns> the yellow one wow

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13:46 <LunaticHell> here an example without vulgar language https://derpibooru.org/1136057

13:46 <God_of_Puns> i bet if fluttershy will hear about it she will sound a little hoarse

13:46 <LunaticHell> o. o

13:47 <LunaticHell> https://derpibooru.org/1079640

13:47 <LunaticHell> Have a break.

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13:48 <LunaticHell> I'm gonna be honest, God_of_Puns, this one killed me. https://derpibooru.org/729651

13:49 <God_of_Puns> i see what you did there :D

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13:49 <Thelema5> Hello, everypony.

13:50 <God_of_Puns> Thelema5 best moment to join in

13:50 <God_of_Puns> some hardcore puns are going on

13:50 <Thelema5> Oh?

13:50 <Thelema5> Hmm.  Okay.  I'm rather too busy with work stuff at the moment to participate.

13:51 <LunaticHell> How is that working out for you?

13:51 <Thelema5> Paying the bills!

13:51 <Finwe> Mr Thelema5.

13:51 <Thelema5> Hiya, Finwe!

13:51 <LunaticHell> No rest for the wicked, eh?

13:52 <Finwe> We can ignore this colloquialism this one time, Thelema5, but next time be sure to say "paying the williams".

13:52 * Finwe boops Thelema5 with a duck-williamed platypus.

13:53 <Thelema5> XD

13:53 <LunaticHell> The only thing I pay to Williams is my respect.

13:54 <LunaticHell> Since he is no more, we shall take the mantle, it will be genie-us.

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13:54 <LunaticHell> God_of_Puns: Take notes. ;P

13:55 <God_of_Puns> i am

13:55 <Finwe> Mr KooK.

13:55 <God_of_Puns> but i think i should declare you as the new god of pun

13:55 <KooK> Finnish

13:55 <God_of_Puns> like kratos and ares

13:56 <KooK> http://i.imgur.com/p9fHawE.jpg

13:56 <Finwe> Now excuse me, I have some KooKing to do.

13:56 <LunaticHell> But I don't want to stab you in the face with a god killing sword, that's kinda owch.

13:57 <LunaticHell> Cool, King.

13:57 <God_of_Puns> i deserved it

13:57 <God_of_Puns> i failed the gods

13:57 <Thelema5> This is a fun coincidence- I'm working submitting a report filed by a williams as we speak http://imgur.com/a/ZslSB

13:57 <Thelema5> *working on

13:58 <LunaticHell> It is better to live for the pun, fail the pun and resume the pun than die for the pun. First: it would be cruel and unusual punishment and second: you can always try anew.

13:58 <LunaticHell> Neat.

13:58 <Thelema5> Try and try again

13:59 <LunaticHell> Did you just accidentally post a dox in here? [oooooooooooh]

13:59 <Thelema5> Nothing accidental about it ( ._.)

13:59 <God_of_Puns> thank god its not a para-dox

13:59 <SunsetShimmer> or a pair of ducks

14:00 <LunaticHell> Don't forget the blank out stuff like phone numbers and adresses, some folks on the internet are really square when it comes to that.

14:01 <LunaticHell> Wow, did I just use "square" as insult? I am getting old.

14:01 <Thelema5> If she... weighs the same as a duck... then she's made of wood!

14:01 <LunaticHell> And talking of pairs, I'll go and have a shower

14:01 <LunaticHell> and a pair of socks.

14:02 <LunaticHell> with that being said: be right back

14:03 <Thelema5> We shall use my largest scales.

14:03 <God_of_Puns> i guess LunaticHell is going to boil the Hell out of the water

14:04 <Thelema5> We'll leave that task to Ron Perlman

14:06 <FruitNibbler> KooK, is it your doge?

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14:07 <FruitNibbler> Ok, just leave, that works too, I am not like peeved off or anything

14:08 * Thelema5 gasps

14:08 <Thelema5> Such language!

14:08 <Thelema5> XD

14:09 <Finwe> Which language?

14:10 * God_of_Puns is stunned

14:11 <FruitNibbler> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnWf17nq1Og

14:11 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

14:11 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about MLP:FIM - Peeved

14:12 <Thelema5> One of the funnier moments of season 6

14:13 <FruitNibbler> Thelema5, what happened to the said Williams there?

14:13 * Schism puts his hooves over Thelema5's ears.

14:13 <FruitNibbler> I see "Hospital" listed there too, so I suspect he was hospitalised

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14:16 <Thelema5> Nah, the Williams is just the person who wrote up the report... it's an injury report for someone who tripped and fell into a ditch on the golf course at the resort I work for.  He was okay, but had a few cuts and abrasions- so he was transported to the hospital for a full evaluation

14:16 <LunaticHell> I suspect it's a form to fill out after an accident at work for the sake of deciding wheater or not his employer gets the bill or he does, right?

14:17 <Thelema5> Pretty much, LunaticHell.  But in this case just to submit to our insurance company

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14:17 <LunaticHell> Huh, seems like that man is in a pitch.

14:17 <Thelema5> XD

14:18 <KooK> Harble

14:19 <Thelema5> KooK- was that your boat in the picture you shared earlier?

14:19 <KooK> That was just A boat

14:20 <LunaticHell> Lemme see

14:20 <LunaticHell> Nice boat.

14:20 <Thelema5> I didn't know there were any lakes in Iowa

14:20 <Thelema5> :P

14:20 <KooK> There really arn't

14:20 <Finwe> I'm just aboat to see it.

14:20 <Finwe> o3o

14:21 <LunaticHell> https://derpibooru.org/1128374

14:21 <LunaticHell> Wow...she should bee careful, then.

14:22 <KooK> http://i.imgur.com/HZunYqM.jpg

14:22 <KooK> It's just a restoration project

14:23 <KooK> 17 foot ski boat

14:23 <KooK> Like, super tiny

14:23 <KooK> Super duper tiny

14:23 <KooK> Like, 4 people including the driver

14:23 <LunaticHell> I like small boats.

14:23 <LunaticHell> And I cannot lie. o. o

14:24 <God_of_Puns> i prefere carriers

14:24 <KooK> http://i.imgur.com/uUv4jv4.jpg

14:24 <KooK> Because that sits inside and takes up all the room

14:24 <LunaticHell> Oh my.

14:25 <KooK> It's a tired engine though, it needs to come out and be rebuilt

14:26 <KooK> Probably bore it 20 over, throw in a stroker crankshaft, 11:1 compression, Trickflow heads, put foam in the fuel tank, convert to fuel injection

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14:29 <LunaticHell> https://derpibooru.org/1073688 Wait, I'm not the only one to pronounce it like this?

14:29 <Thelema5> Foam in the fuel tank?

14:29 <God_of_Puns> https://derpibooru.org/images/1135846 i cant even

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14:30 <LunaticHell> huh https://derpibooru.org/1192230

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14:30 <LunaticHell> I don't know what to say, so here's a picture.

14:32 <Thelema5> God_of_Puns, can you odd?

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14:32 * wobniaR acts odd

14:33 <KooK> Thelema5: special foam in the fuel tank will act like a sponge and not allow the fuel to slosh around.  In an unbaffled fuel tank this can be an issue with fuel injection because everytime the fuel sloshes around it can create an air pocket in the fuel line.  With a carb this is fine because carbs have fuel bowls and generally wont cause the engine to "Hiccup" however fuel injection has nothing li

14:33 <KooK> ke that so every air pocket will cause the engine to temporarily lose power.

14:33 <LunaticHell> hey SunsetShimmer, this makes you look a bit tarty https://derpibooru.org/1196947

14:34 <God_of_Puns> wat

14:34 <LunaticHell> It really pops up your style.

14:35 <SunsetShimmer> o.o

14:35 <God_of_Puns> https://derpibooru.org/images/967655 this made me smile

14:35 <wobniaR> Tarty?

14:37 <Thelema5> Good to know, KooK

14:37 <wobniaR> Did you guys see that piece where Sunset's in a chili pepper costume with a frown that's practically down to the floor?

14:38 <wobniaR> It was pretty recent for ATG, love it

14:38 <LunaticHell> I don't like chilly.

14:38 <LunaticHell> Talking about chill https://derpibooru.org/1196962

14:38 <Thelema5> Nuh uh

14:38 <LunaticHell> More poptarts!

14:38 <Thelema5> More chilis

14:39 <LunaticHell> Nuh uh, dance party! https://derpibooru.org/1197075

14:40 <LunaticHell> Ignore the dude on the chair, he's just the mod.

14:40 <God_of_Puns> a little creppy https://derpibooru.org/images/1036097

14:41 <LunaticHell> Huh? That's not creepy.

14:41 <LunaticHell> It's cute.

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14:41 <LunaticHell> Let me have you feel a feel. https://derpibooru.org/1223040

14:42 <LunaticHell> Harsher in hindsight, indeed.

14:42 <God_of_Puns> i require explenations https://derpibooru.org/images/944558

14:42 <ADragonDreaming_> Second image is from Wonderbolt Academy?

14:42 <LunaticHell> Newbie dash.

14:43 <LunaticHell> God_of_Puns: that is a B-52

14:43 <ADragonDreaming_> Besweatered Fluttershy having a picnic gets buzzed by a low-flying WW2 era bomber.

14:43 <LunaticHell> A B-52, wanna know it's payload?

14:44 <God_of_Puns> snuggels cakes plushies ?

14:44 <LunaticHell> It was the only bomber during that time that was capable to carry "Fat Man"...

14:44 <LunaticHell> ....nuclear payload.

14:45 <God_of_Puns> what about little boy ?

14:46 <LunaticHell> Little boy, obviously, didn't need to be carried by a B-52.

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14:46 <LunaticHell> Fat Man was so heavy, in fact, that it would go down in a straight line.

14:47 <God_of_Puns> hmmm

14:47 <LunaticHell> The pilot had to take aditional training for it.

14:48 <ADragonDreaming_> okay, I looked into some stuff, and that is not a b-52.

14:48 <LunaticHell> Welp. Whoops.

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14:48 <LunaticHell> Oh hey Tiamat.

14:48 <ADragonDreaming> b-52 stratofortress is jet powered and a has a swept wing.

14:49 <Thelema5> ... dang Larson- that's harsh http://imgur.com/a/MvwcO

14:49 <LunaticHell> DAMN right, I forgot all about that.

14:49 <ADragonDreaming> the nose doesn't look quite right for the b-29, but the b-29 is a lot closer in design.

14:50 <LunaticHell> Did you check out what I build recently, Tiamat?

14:50 <ADragonDreaming> aha, it's probably a b-17.

14:50 <ADragonDreaming> I have not signed into Starbound recently, been busy preparing for my mom to arrive.

14:50 <LunaticHell> Makes more sense.

14:50 <LunaticHell> Since, I think, the B-52 is rather cold war stuff.

14:50 <ADragonDreaming> Probably won't be signed on for a few more days.

14:51 <LunaticHell> Kay, I'll make your return sweeter.

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14:52 <God_of_Puns> typical russian tu 95 bombers

14:53 <God_of_Puns> the russians used them in the cold war or at least they built them

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14:53 <LunaticHell> huh, so I was right in the time, at least?

14:55 <ADragonDreaming> Is that what plane is?

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14:59 <God_of_Puns> !link swag

14:59 <DerpyBot> http://derpiboo.ru/505091

15:00 <KooK> Thelema5: If every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn't have hotdogs

15:00 <God_of_Puns> ummmm

15:03 <God_of_Puns> big mac gets all the mares

15:04 <Thelema5> KooK, have you seen the newest season of SU?

15:04 <Thelema5> XD

15:04 <Thelema5> It just gets better and better

15:04 <KooK> No, I'm on episode 3

15:04 <KooK> Of season 1

15:04 <Thelema5> Oh sheesh.  You've a long way to go.  XD

15:05 * Librarian dances funkee

15:05 <Thelema5> The show doesn't really even get up to speed until the 12th or 13th episode, so hang in there.

15:05 <wobniaR> The only thing big mac is interested in is apples, just like Applejack

15:07 <Thelema5> Don't forget Cheerilee and Smarty Pants

15:07 <wobniaR> Apple tarts, apple fritters, apple salad, apple pie, apple cider

15:07 <wobniaR> Smarty pants yes

15:07 <wobniaR> Him and Cheerilee are just friends

15:07 <wobniaR> The love potion wore off, mostly

15:08 <Thelema5> "mostly"

15:08 <Thelema5> Besides, he also cares about AJ, Apple Bloom, and Granny Smith

15:09 <Thelema5> Perhaps even Pinkie Pie, as an honorary apple.

15:09 <wobniaR> Yes

15:13 <Thelema5> This week's episode will finally push the show past the 48 hour marathon mark.

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15:13 <Thelema5> Even if a person were to watch every episode, back to back, without commercial interuptions, meals, or bathroom breaks- it can't be done in two days straight.

15:14 <Thelema5> That's a LOT of content.

15:14 <wobniaR> Yay horse content!

15:15 * wobniaR sits with SunsetShimmer on a couch for a pony marathon

15:15 <SunsetShimmer> It's not like he wants to watch pony with me, baka's! :P

15:16 <Thelema5> I just had a guy ask me if we have a dot matrix printer around anywhere.  O.o

15:17 <Thelema5> He wants it for printing some sort of tattoo transfers.  The Funny thing is that I'll probably be able to find one.

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15:19 * Thelema5 goes to look

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15:20 <Finwe> Dot matrix printer... it works with carbon copy paper, but nopony uses carbon copy paper these days.

15:21 <God_of_Puns> well what a copy-strike

15:21 <God_of_Puns> that was bad

15:26 <Finwe> https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/14095763_10153931045976872_4094250914090663833_n.jpg?oh=8e4c8f38f516fcce3291950101172e1c&oe=5816CCC9

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15:38 <God_of_Puns> damn i have to get to work on better pun lines

15:38 <God_of_Puns> i seriously do

15:39 <God_of_Puns> its like getting a cutie mark for a talent you dont master

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15:54 <SunsetShimmer> Mastering a talent takes a lot of time.

15:55 <SunsetShimmer> Talent isnt a shortcut, it's an affinity for...the hard work to achieve that potential is still required! :P

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15:56 <God_of_Puns> i guess your right

15:56 <God_of_Puns> :D

15:57 <Surreal_Nightmares> Nah.

15:58 <Surreal_Nightmares> It's all floof

16:00 <Thelema5> Poor old timer http://i.imgur.com/eOrSylc.gifv

16:00 <God_of_Puns> dog takes dog to a walk

16:01 <God_of_Puns> dogception

16:02 <Thelema5> 12:00!  It's taco time.

16:03 <God_of_Puns> i never ate a taco

16:03 <Tirek> It's High Noon...

16:03 <God_of_Puns> who do they taste

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16:06 <Thelema5> ... never ate a taco?   That's tragic.

16:06 <God_of_Puns> we dont have these things here

16:07 <God_of_Puns> sorry

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16:08 <Thelema5> Where are you?

16:08 <Finwe> Goedenavond, hoe gaat het met je, mijnheer Double?

16:08 <Double> Vrij goed aan deze kant.

16:08 <Double> En met U?

16:09 <Finwe> Het gaat goed.

16:09 <God_of_Puns> austria

16:09 <Double> wat

16:09 <God_of_Puns> next to germans italy schwitzerland etc.

16:09 <Thelema5> I'll be sure not to visit.  :P

16:09 <God_of_Puns> *germany

16:10 <God_of_Puns> schnitzel are better anyway :p

16:10 <Finwe> Europe is not the most traditional taco area.

16:10 <Finwe> They're of Mexican origin, I believe.

16:11 <Finwe> And what the Spanish call "tortilla" is nothing near what they call "tortilla" in Mexico.

16:11 <God_of_Puns> Thelema5 are there schintzel where you live ?

16:11 <God_of_Puns> Finwe yep

16:12 <Finwe> Schweizerschnitzel is the best Schnitzel.

16:12 <Thelema5> Yes, there's a great place for Schnitzel abouot 20 minutes from my office.

16:12 <Finwe> Or Schnitzel Holstein.

16:12 <Thelema5> *about

16:12 <Finwe> a buoy.

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16:13 <God_of_Puns> gorndon blue is best schnitzel

16:13 <God_of_Puns> filled with cheese and ham

16:13 * wobniaR uses his talent at being a nerd to bap SunsetShimmer

16:13 <God_of_Puns> http://www.recker-convenience.de/en/project/alpen-cordon-bleu/

16:15 <Finwe> God_of_Puns: The one filled with ham and cheese?

16:15 <Finwe> We call it Schweizerschnitzel here.

16:15 <Thelema5> Looks yummy.

16:15 <God_of_Puns> here in austria its cordon blue

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16:17 <God_of_Puns> you spell the blue like this just with a b

16:17 <God_of_Puns> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zm6flgCxm2k

16:17 <Finwe> Cordon bleu.

16:18 <Finwe> meaning blue ribbon

16:19 <Divide|Tech> There is, in every customer service location, a /list./  This list is never written down.  This list is never notated.  This list, specifically, doesn't exist - and yet it does.  It is a list of THOSE customers.  It is never stated, it is never vocalized.  However, any employee who has worked at such a location can recite it by heart.  It's a shifting, turning, malicious mass of cancerous

16:19 <Divide|Tech> patrons, and if you ever find yourself on it, may God have mercy on your soul.

16:19 <Thelema5> :P

16:20 <Thelema5> I know we have a list here.  XD

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16:20 <God_of_Puns> Thelema5 send me a taco per mail

16:21 <God_of_Puns> just kidding

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16:21 <wobniaR> I'm on that list for sude

16:21 <SunsetShimmer> I AM the list. *Dons shades*

16:21 <Thelema5> :P

16:23 <wobniaR> You are a silly

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16:26 <wobniaR> Today's been a fun day for me though, spam email campaign of docm files that download locky/zepto

16:27 <Thelema5> Wheeeee

16:27 <wobniaR> And the people who manage the email server they're mostly going to are out/ not responding to our calls and emails

16:28 <wobniaR> So guess who's just sitting on his butt until i get a response hoping no one received and clicked on one of those documents

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16:30 <Double> Well

16:30 <Double> From Ponies talking meat to mailservers.

16:30 <Double> We have it all!

16:30 <wobniaR> We can talk about memes too if you want

16:30 <God_of_Puns> oh yes dank memes pls

16:31 <Thelema5> wobniaR, it's not a question of 'if' someone clicked on one, but rather 'when'.

16:31 <Thelema5> It'll happebn.

16:32 <wobniaR> Yeah i hope not

16:33 <wobniaR> I don't want to go home at 8pm

16:33 <Thelema5> Silly monkey minded meat puppets and their clicky fingers

16:33 <wobniaR> Cause I'll have to stay afterhours to help clean up this mess if something does happen

16:33 <Thelema5> Gross

16:33 <Thelema5> And on a Friday no less.

16:33 <wobniaR> And i don't get paid extra for that

16:34 <Thelema5> Yay represent salaried exepmt!

16:34 <wobniaR> We do prevent unsigned macros from running on managed workstations so there's that

16:34 * wobniaR high fives

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16:35 <wobniaR> To be fair i get paid a living wage and i don't have to stay late unless of an emergency

16:35 <wobniaR> So normally i leave at 5

16:37 <Double> "The mission is clear: I'm going over there. I'm going to do the mission."

16:37 <Double> Brilliant Lyrics.

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16:37 <Thelema5> Heh

16:38 <Thelema5> Tenacious D is a comedy group, though... their lyrics are supposed to be dumb

16:38 <Double> I know

16:38 <Thelema5> XD

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16:39 <Double> But sometimes, It's like: Who comes up with this?

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16:39 <Divide|Tech> Thelema5: See also 'The Axis of Awesome'.

16:39 <Divide|Tech> Also, Thelema5: Why did you have to warn me about a recent Locky spam?  Now I'm going to be on eleventerhooks all day.

16:40 <wobniaR> That was me heh

16:40 <wobniaR> Want an article link?

16:40 <Divide|Tech> Oh, so it was.  Sorry, wobniaR.

16:40 <Divide|Tech> Bleepingcomputer?

16:40 <wobniaR> Nah another site one sec

16:40 <Divide|Tech> Eh, it's fine, BC's probably got it.

16:41 <Thelema5> !seen Cepheid

16:41 <DerpyBot> Thelema5: The last time I saw Cepheid was 2016-08-17 20:25:16 UTC

16:41 <wobniaR> https://www.fireeye.com/blog/threat-research/2016/08/locky_ransomwaredis.html

16:41 <Thelema5> Hmm.  I hope he's okay

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16:43 <Divide|Tech> Cephy seemed to be fine last night...?

16:43 <wobniaR> I use bleepingcomputer as a source occasionally but i don't trust them 100%

16:43 <Divide|Tech> wobniaR: Not surprising.  Microsoft Office has long been a source of scripting flaws and the like.

16:43 <wobniaR> They post a lot of random stuff

16:44 <wobniaR> Like every little random variant of ransomware

16:44 <wobniaR> It's almost like they make this stuff up sometimes

16:44 <Divide|Tech> wobniaR: I like this one, though.  Some jerk has created some variant of ransomware which masquerades as a Pokemon Go app for PCs, and set it up so that it creates a new admin account in Windows.

16:44 <wobniaR> Yeah pokemongo.exe

16:45 <wobniaR> If you're stupid enough to download and run rhat

16:45 <Divide|Tech> Frankly, an app like that sounds like it should instead be creepypasta.

16:45 <Divide|Tech> Like 'Luna Game'.

16:45 <Divide|Tech> Load it up, wander through Lavender Town for a bit, then a Gastly eats all your files.

16:47 <Thelema5> O.o

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16:48 <SunsetShimmer> Niantic need to heavily emphasise that they do not make PC versions of that game, and that people should check what they-....eh, who am I kidding, nobody'll listen anyway! xD

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16:49 <Thelema5> What good would a PC very be, anyway?  Isn't the whole point of it to be mobile and chase  things down?

16:49 <Divide|Tech> Seriously.  (I'm tempted to load up Pokemon Go in Blueshell, though, just to see what it does.)

16:49 <Thelema5> *version

16:50 <Divide|Tech> Thelema5: And now I'm imagining you hiking along a trail with your laptop in one hand.

16:50 <Thelema5> XD

16:50 <Thelema5> How else would I charge my gopro?

16:51 <Divide|Tech> How indeed.

16:51 <SunsetShimmer> by buying a portable battery charge unit? :P

16:51 <Divide|Tech> Speak not of that dark wizardry, you.

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16:53 <Thelema5> :P

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16:55 <Divide|Tech> Woooooow.

16:55 <Divide|Tech> Customer calls in.  "Do you have a limitation on how many e-mails you can send out per hour?"

16:55 * SunsetShimmer snerks

16:55 * Cyan_Spark waves a charging wire near SunsetShimmer's horn

16:55 <SunsetShimmer> People just don't read the manual or look up answers themselves anymore

16:55 * SunsetShimmer feels the electricity ;3

16:56 <Thelema5> SunsetShimmer, the moment I read that I received an email asking for directions to my workplace O.o

16:56 <SunsetShimmer> SEE?

16:56 <Cyan_Spark> https://derpibooru.org/323817

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16:56 <Thelema5> People, google does all this stuff now

16:57 <Thelema5> Lets move forward

16:57 * Librarian moves forward

16:57 * Librarian then moves back

16:57 * Librarian is dancing

16:57 * SunsetShimmer goes rolling around at the speed of sound!

16:58 <Thelema5> Librarian, I really hope you just intentionally referenced the 1980's film Real Genius

16:59 <SunsetShimmer> that is amazing, Cyan_Spark. xD

16:59 <Cyan_Spark> beep boop

17:00 <Thelema5> !link https://youtu.be/LeQYJCVXInw?t=15s

17:00 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

17:00 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Real Genius - Cha Cha scene

17:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Spotlight Music:  I'll Fly (Protocat Remix) / Derby Racers (174UDSI Remix)  /  [ http://tinyurl.com/zek6hjd ]

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17:06 <wobniaR> Got places to go gotta follow my rainbow

17:06 <wobniaR> I've played the city escape level so many times i memorized the lyrics

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17:12 <Divide|Tech> I want to doublecheck something.  Weren't infected Word documents pretty much de rigeur for viruses, like, 25 years ago?

17:13 <Cepheid> Still are, to some degree.

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17:13 <Divide|Tech> Oh, definitely.  Locky's using it as a propogation mechanism.

17:13 <wobniaR> Things don't change cause they still work

17:14 <God_of_Puns> back in business

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17:16 <Cepheid> I had the weirdest gods danged dream last night.

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17:16 <Cepheid> So weird, it would probably work as a game story if I could fill in the blanks.

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17:18 <God_of_Puns> how can you say no to this https://derpibooru.org/1226583?scope=scpedb23377f1c1ec15182deddb9ba2f514c705f8aa0

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17:29 <Thelema5|away> Oh flickr creative commons commercial reuse & modification licence, what would I do without you?

17:29 <Cepheid> No idea.

17:30 * Cepheid goes to write down dream. Even if it was completely screwed up in one particular sense.

17:30 <Thelema5|away> What happened in this strange dream?

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17:31 <wobniaR> Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag

17:31 <Cepheid> Mmm, I was a spectator to a series of battles in a forested region.  Same region every time.  It consisted of two individuals fighting in ranged combat, both human.  It was in the same area each time, as one of the individuals was "living" in the area.  They had what appeared to be some sort of alien attire.  While the other human, the aggressor, was dressed in common clothing of the time.

17:33 <Cepheid> The aggressor was constantly on the defensive, despite being the one to start combat.  Every time they went to attack, their target would mysteriously be able to react much, much faster.  Strangely, the alien-dressed defender was not aggressive.  They were acting in response to an aggressive action.

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17:33 <Cepheid> Multiple instances of this battle occured, with no clear successor.  The aggressor would eventually retreat after a while.

17:34 <Cepheid> The strangeness began when two people decided to team up and work together.

17:35 <Thelema5|away> O.o

17:36 <Cepheid> When two people were involved, the alien-dressed individual suddenly became extremely aggressive, and showed clear signs of insanity.  They would continue to have extremely hightened reaction times, but started to make use of some sort of ability that caused all participants in the battle to vividly hallucinate.  It affected even me, even though I was just a spectator.

17:37 <Thelema5|away> That /is/ strange

17:38 <Cepheid> All I can clearly remember is the moments before the end of the battle.  One of the aggressors managed to get a lethal shot upon their target, killing them outright.  Moments later, the hallucinations end to reveal an extremely violent scene.

17:38 <Cepheid> Apparently, the one who landed the fatal shot not only killed their target, but in the intervening time between the fatal shot and hallucinations, had ripped apart their partner.  And was seen wearing the strange alien attire as the target was wearing.

17:39 <Cepheid> From what I could tell, killing the person in the alien attire had very specific conditions.  There had to be at least two or more people.  And at the end, only one of those people would remain alive, but be possessed and having replaced the very enemy they killed.

17:40 <Renny> What a dream.

17:41 <Cepheid> When I do dream, they tend to be unusual.

17:43 <God_of_Puns> well what an interesting brain you have

17:43 <Cepheid> If I could induce dreaming more frequently, there'd be a lot more interesting ideas coming out of my head.

17:44 <Thelema5|away> I never remember anything about my dreams

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17:44 <Cepheid> Most of the time, I just see a black void.  Lasts for hours.  Gets boring.

17:47 <Cepheid> Usually, to induce any sort of dreaming, I have to consume sleep aides.

17:47 <Cepheid> Or just be incredibly lucky with a deep sleep.

17:47 <God_of_Puns> the last dream i can remember is that i was blind

17:47 <God_of_Puns> i mean what the hell ?

17:49 <Divide|Tech> Aha!  Someone has informed me of the situation with Windows Live Mail and Live/Outlook/Hotmail/MSN accounts.

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17:53 <zompi> Hello. Long time no see.

17:56 <wobniaR> !wave

17:56 * DerpyBot waves frantically at wobniaR \6.9

17:56 * DerpyBot is pulled back behind the curtains \6.||

18:01 <Cepheid> Mmm.  Oh yeah, one other detail about the dream that actually creeped me out a bit.  The possessed person at the end retains much of their personality.  It was closer to a mental state or behaviour being laid over atop the personality,  Overall, I just don't know what sparked the dreams, but yeah.  Weirdness aplenty.  That's the simplest and non-vulgar way for me to explain it.

18:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: A Bunch of People Around the Fandom Review - 28 Pranks Later [ http://tinyurl.com/hwrg2zr ]

18:02 <zompi> Once I had a dream about a pipe made of cheese... I could make bubbles out of it holes...

18:02 <zompi> But yeah, dreams are sometimes unrelated to anything at first glance :D

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18:07 <Cepheid> In any case, I'm gonna go lay down.  I have a considerably painful headache and I have no idea why.

18:07 <wobniaR> I once had a dream i was eating burgers

18:07 <wobniaR> I woke up and there were no burgers anywhere

18:07 <wobniaR> I was sad

18:09 * Cepheid trots off to bed.

18:10 <zompi> There were no burgers, because you ate them all

18:10 <wobniaR> Lies and slander

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18:19 <KooK> Lies and slander!

18:20 <SunsetShimmer> Burger noodles!

18:21 <KooK> Burger noodles?

18:21 <SunsetShimmer> wobniaR knows

18:21 <wobniaR> Yes burger noodles

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18:22 <zompi> Burger noodles... I've heard abour ramen pizza, but burger noodles?

18:22 <SunsetShimmer> It's something of an injoke for me and wobniaR.

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18:22 <SunsetShimmer> ace attorney anime reference, ahoy

18:22 <CleverDerpy> hiya~

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18:22 <SunsetShimmer> Cleverderpy!~

18:22 <CleverDerpy> SunsetShimmer~

18:23 * CleverDerpy hugs her and purrs

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18:25 * Surreal_Nightmares wears CleverDerpy as a hat

18:25 <CleverDerpy> hee~

18:26 * CleverDerpy pats Surreal_Nightmares' head cutely

18:27 * SunsetShimmer gives both cuddlin's

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18:33 <KooK> Harble

18:33 <God_of_Puns> how is it going

18:35 <wobniaR> Well aren't you three all cuddly

18:35 <SunsetShimmer> cant be helped, CleverDerpy is kinda adorbs

18:35 <KooK> Harble harble

18:36 * CleverDerpy smiles and squees

18:37 <God_of_Puns> puns

18:37 <KooK> I kept throwing hand towels on my dog while he was sleeping, he got tired of it and went into his cage

18:37 <KooK> I cannot hit him now

18:37 <zompi> Better use socks

18:38 <zompi> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swmuqGWgZCc

18:38 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

18:38 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Psychostick - Dogs Like Socks [official music video] "I'm a dog and I like socks"

18:38 <God_of_Puns> i recommend natrium

18:38 <God_of_Puns> stones i mean

18:38 <God_of_Puns> why did i type natrium ?

18:39 <Librarian> !seen straight

18:39 <DerpyBot> Librarian: The last time I saw....will you cut that out already?!

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18:47 <SunsetShimmer> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gt49fB2AAe4 - Omnomnom

18:47 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

18:47 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about [Power Metal] Cross-Examination - Funes (逆転裁判 蘇る逆転 / Ace Attorney OST Arrange)

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18:49 <SunsetShimmer> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDSj6JVue38 - no wait, this ones better!

18:49 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

18:49 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - SUPER MEGA EPIC MEDLEY 2000

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18:51 <Librarian> i fixed the sound on this thing owo

18:51 <Thelema5> !link socks

18:51 <DerpyBot> https://derpiboo.ru/891198

18:56 <Thelema5> My coworker just randomly gave me a bacon-wrapped jalapeno stuffed with cheddar cheese  O.O

18:56 <Thelema5> That was nice.

18:57 <wobniaR> Super mega epix

18:59 <SunsetShimmer> Thats actually one of the best mixes/metal covers of the themes I've heard

18:59 <SunsetShimmer> wow.

18:59 <Divide|Tech> I like how the local supermarket sells two types of subs.  There are regular mixed subs, and then there are mixed subs 'with onion'.

19:00 * Divide|Tech enjoys the red onion. o3o

19:00 * Divide|Tech offers a small smoked sausage with habanero spice to Thelema5.

19:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Discussion: A Voice Actress Is No Longer Able to Voice Your Favorite Character! Who Takes Their Place?  [ http://tinyurl.com/hk35yja ]

19:01 * Thelema5 gobbles it up and collapses into a super massive black hole

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19:02 <wobniaR> I don't even want to think of such a thing

19:03 <Thelema5> The clear answer to that question is Charlyne Yi

19:03 <Thelema5> Doesn't even matter what character.

19:03 <Thelema5> She voices characters in my other two favorite animated shows, so it's only natural.

19:04 <Divide|Tech> On the question above... I'm sorry, but nobody could take the place of Tony Jay.

19:04 <Thelema5> ...I think they mean Pony characters :P

19:05 <Divide|Tech> Fine.  Replace Kathleen Barr with Tim Curry, it'd be perfect.

19:05 <Thelema5> XD

19:06 <Thelema5> Dr. Frankentrixie?

19:07 <Divide|Tech> Yup.

19:07 <Divide|Tech> Now watch as Sethisto launches a nuke at me.

19:07 <Thelema5> Divide|Tech, did you hear that Hasbro is planning on remaking the movie Clue?  O.O

19:08 <Thelema5> I'm appalled.

19:08 <Divide|Tech> Don't care, it will never be as great as the original.

19:08 <Thelema5> Of course not.  'tis folly to even try.

19:08 <wobniaR> Seth never visits this chat so you're safe to insult the weak and pathetic Trixie all you wany

19:09 <Divide|Tech> Besides, the joke at the end could only work once.

19:10 <Thelema5> "I'm going home to sleep with my wife"?

19:10 <Divide|Tech> No, the endings, though that was good too.

19:10 <Thelema5> XD

19:10 <Divide|Tech> When the film 'Clue' was released in theaters, each theater received one of three different endings.

19:10 <Thelema5> one plus one  plus two plus one, not one plus two plus one plus one

19:11 <Divide|Tech> The VHS and DVD releases, of course, contain all of them, and on DVD, one can either select a 'random' ending or all of the above.

19:11 <Thelema5> I didn't know that.  That's awesome.

19:11 <Thelema5> I mean, I've only ever seen it with all the endings stitched together.

19:11 <Divide|Tech> Like I said, it could only work once, and oh how it worked.

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19:28 <Divide|Tech> ... one comment on that article says to replace the voice of /Sombra/ with Tim Curry.

19:29 <SunsetShimmer> I don't think people realise tim currys career is...kinda over

19:29 * Surreal_Nightmares licks SunsetShimmer happily

19:29 * SunsetShimmer cuddles on Surreal_Nightmares

19:32 <Divide|Tech> SunsetShimmer, we evidently need to do the time warp again.

19:32 <Divide|Tech> It's just a jump to the left, and a trot to the riiiiight~

19:32 <Divide|Tech> Ahem.  A pronk to the left.

19:32 <SunsetShimmer> xD

19:33 <CleverDerpy> I got some bad news

19:33 <CleverDerpy> my brother and sister got stranded at a store after the car stopped working

19:34 <CleverDerpy> my dad is going to try to help them by using a uber ride to get to them

19:34 <CleverDerpy> I just hope all goes well... Derpy is concerned

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19:36 * CleverDerpy hugs SunsetShimmer softly

19:37 <Thelema5> CleverDerpy I'm sure they will all work it out.

19:38 <CleverDerpy> I sure hope s.

19:38 <CleverDerpy> *so.

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19:39 * SunsetShimmer hugs CleverDerpy in return

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19:41 <CleverDerpy> you know, I always liked how arm you are, SunsetShimmer

19:41 <CleverDerpy> *warm

19:42 <SunsetShimmer> ^^ It's the sun on da butt that helps.

19:42 <wobniaR> I'm colder than the darkness and void

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19:42 <wobniaR> My heart is an icy glacier

19:42 <CleverDerpy> wobniaR, you would have to be dead...

19:42 <wobniaR> Shh that's my secret

19:42 <CleverDerpy> oki, Derpy will be quiet.

19:44 * wobniaR slips CleverDerpy a bag full of chocolates as a bribe

19:44 <CleverDerpy> no thank you~

19:44 <CleverDerpy> I just had a muffin

19:44 <CleverDerpy> but I will keep your ecret

19:46 <wobniaR> If you don't i will find you and i will steal your muffins, that's why it's my twitter handle

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19:48 <Sour_Sweet> Icy you say? *puts wobniaR in his drink* Better ;-)

19:49 <wobniaR> Unless you drink out of a barrel i won't fit in there

19:49 <CleverDerpy> nuuu, not my muffins!

19:49 <CleverDerpy> SunsetShimmer, wobniaR is trying to steal derpy's muffins again...

19:50 <Sour_Sweet> Big ponies have big drinks.

19:50 <wobniaR> Only if you reveal my secret!

19:50 <CleverDerpy> but Derpy didn't,

19:50 <wobniaR> So you have nothing to fear

19:51 <CleverDerpy> oh.... oki~

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19:55 <CleverDerpy> can Derpy still havbe that bag of cholcates?

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19:57 <wobniaR> Yes

19:58 <CleverDerpy> where is GOP

19:58 <CleverDerpy> god of puns?

19:59 <CleverDerpy> I was starting his project

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20:00 * Bubs rolls in

20:00 * Bubs boops CleverDerpy

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20:02 <Bubs> wb

20:03 <wobniaR> I was way too tired to draw something yesterday, hoping i got the energy when i get home today

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20:04 <Dream_Chaser> My submission has been added.  It says to inform somepony so it can be reviewed.

20:04 <SunsetShimmer> Hmm? Where's this? XD

20:06 <Nedemai> submission?

20:07 <Dream_Chaser> Never mind.  I've been told this is not the place to talk about it.

20:07 <wobniaR> Yep we don't do fanfic reviews

20:08 <Sour_Sweet> We do review wobniaR's head canon though. Hint: It's horrible

20:08 <Dream_Chaser> Thanks for the warning.

20:08 <wobniaR> My headcanon aligns with canon most of the time so you're insulting the show more than me

20:09 <Thelema5> But scoots is canon-confirmed as a chicken now

20:10 <wobniaR> Pls

20:10 <wobniaR> The cart was a phoenix not a chicken

20:10 <Thelema5> XD

20:11 <Drifted_Away> Ok this is crazy

20:11 <Drifted_Away> I turn on google chrome

20:11 <Thelema5> !link https://www.derpibooru.org/1218890

20:11 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this picture is about chicken the cart before the ponies the cmc's cutie marks scootaloo cutie mark (and 6 more)

20:12 <Drifted_Away> Instantly my anti virus shuts down the browser and starts yelling at me that I just got a Trojan

20:12 <Thelema5> Did you download pokemongo.exe?

20:12 <wobniaR> Ok yes that's a chicken head but her cart was a phoenix design

20:12 <Sour_Sweet> I appreciate your support on this Thelema5 :P

20:12 <Thelema5> :P

20:15 <wobniaR> Are you using a free crappy antivirus

20:15 <Drifted_Away> No Thelema5 all I did was open the web browser

20:15 <Drifted_Away> Trojan gen 2

20:16 <Drifted_Away> Didn't know there was one lol

20:16 <wobniaR> Sounds like norton or symantex

20:18 <Drifted_Away> And now I.E. Isn't letting me open a page to get another browser

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20:20 <Drifted_Away> Uh the Thishiba laptops come with both wobniaR

20:20 <wobniaR> Norton is owned by Symantec, Norton is their commercial product and Symantec has their own endpoint solution for enterprises that's pretty much thr same

20:21 <Drifted_Away> It's hell to uninstall

20:21 <wobniaR> Yeah that's why when you buy things you wipe whatever version of windows it comes with and install a clean one

20:21 <Drifted_Away> I had to uninstall by going to safe mode and deleting all its core files then downloading a tool from norton to remove the remains

20:22 <wobniaR> Because manufacturers preinstall a ton of crap on then

20:22 <Drifted_Away> DataByte! Or DataByteBrony can you help me with that?

20:23 <Divide|Tech> It is also fun to note that if the Symantec or McAfee subscription expires, it blocks off virtually the whole internet.

20:23 <Thelema5> My current PC came with nothing but a clean install of window.  I was actually very surprised.

20:23 <Thelema5> *windows

20:24 <Drifted_Away> Gah?! Wow! Just wow! Now we have "deux ex go." As if Pokemon go wasn't enough

20:24 <Divide|Tech> Actually, the idea of an augumented reality game set within the Deus Ex world is a really, really good one.

20:25 <Divide|Tech> It's certainly more thematically appropriate than "Pokedex, iOS version".

20:25 <Drifted_Away> Lol

20:25 <Drifted_Away> What Divide|Tech? It didn't block my wifi.

20:25 <Drifted_Away> Well I do nuke the Norton as soon as I saw it

20:26 <SilverSpoon> There was a spoof website that suggested Nintendo's next title would be "Mario Kart Go", an augmented reality game for drivers :)

20:26 <Drifted_Away> ...

20:26 <Divide|Tech> If your browser's been hijacked, it may be advantageous to restart your computer into safe mode, then run inetcpl.cpl to reset IE to its defaults.

20:26 <FruitNibbler> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BWigbk4Y44

20:26 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Daniel Fries - Duerme La Luna Chill Remix

20:27 <Thelema5> SilverSpoon, that would be the breaking point where I wouldn't bother leaving my house any more.

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20:28 <God_of_Puns> Wow this is the first time i am using the mobile chat version of EQD

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20:29 * Divide|Tech boops Thelema5 with a blue shell!

20:29 <SilverSpoon> Hi God_of_Puns

20:29 <God_of_Puns> I dont get it my phone says i need an ice client but cant use the chat without one

20:29 <God_of_Puns> Hellp

20:30 <God_of_Puns> hello

20:30 * Thelema5 gives Divide|Tech wings!

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20:30 <Divide|Tech> But... but Red Bull tastes like rancid axle grease...

20:30 <God_of_Puns> *irc client

20:31 <Divide|Tech> GOP: There are several free IRC clients available on any app store.

20:31 <Drifted_Away> Nah Divide|Tech! Let's nuke internet explorer also!

20:31 * Drifted_Away nukes entire PC

20:31 <SilverSpoon> Yes, I use AndChat on my Android phone

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20:31 <God_of_Puns> AndChat?

20:32 <God_of_Puns> hold oona second i might get it as well i will be right back

20:32 <Thelema5> The only free one I've found for iOS is 'mutter'

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20:32 <Thelema5_> Yep, still works

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20:33 <SilverSpoon> I'm not saying Andchat is the best. It's just the one I use.

20:34 <Drifted_Away> Thelema5! IRC cloud

20:34 <SilverSpoon> Not that I use my phone much for chatting. Hooves make it difficult

20:34 <Thelema5> ^

20:34 <SunsetShimmer> Chatting on a phone is pretty much just a battery drain, lol

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20:37 <Drifted_Away> Lies!

20:37 <Drifted_Away> Pulls out the blackberry of destiny! Chats till the cows come home

20:38 <Drifted_Away> So uh Divide|Tech! I need help!

20:38 <Drifted_Away> Every time I try to download something Norton like "hahaha nope no downloads for you!@

20:39 <Surreal_Nightmares> Uninstall Norton.

20:39 <Surreal_Nightmares> Lol

20:40 <Drifted_Away> Well that's like trying to get pinky pie to have a calm days without laughing

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20:42 <God_of_Puns> It disnt wprk.lol

20:42 <God_of_Puns> damn android

20:42 <God_of_Puns> *it didnt work

20:44 <SilverSpoon> Have you tried turning it off and turning it on again?

20:45 <God_of_Puns> Yep

20:45 <God_of_Puns> are you mocking me now ? :D

20:46 <God_of_Puns> whats the diffrence between using the internet app and using an IRC clienf

20:46 <God_of_Puns> client

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20:48 <Drifted_Away> ? Apps look a lot better are easier to follow the lines of text that look the exact same. And they let you save channels so you don't have to manually open like 20 IRC tabs every day

20:48 <God_of_Puns> But i only opend the EQD chat

20:49 <God_of_Puns> so i only use one tab

20:50 <Thelema5> #clickortaphere

20:51 <God_of_Puns> Nothing happened

20:51 <Thelema5> Aww

20:51 <God_of_Puns> :)

20:51 <Thelema5> Some clients create join links to channels when they're displayed

20:53 <Drifted_Away> #WaterHole

20:53 <Drifted_Away> Like that. That's a user channel

20:54 <Coco_Nut> Fall, You workin' on any ponies?

20:54 <Fall> Um... kinda sorta

20:54 <God_of_Puns> :)

20:55 <Coco_Nut> So yes, you've just stalled development?

20:57 <God_of_Puns> Wait Thelema something did happen

20:58 <God_of_Puns> I cant scroll thoe if i use the mobils version

20:59 <God_of_Puns> *mobile

20:59 <Fall> Well "development" might be a bit strong, CocoPommel, they're just works in progress... really SLOW progress

20:59 <SunsetShimmer> Wrong coco, genius! :P

20:59 <Bubs> :D

20:59 *** Parts: CocoPommel (Coco@kind.hearted.earth.pone) ("back later")

20:59 <Bubs> well done!

20:59 <God_of_Puns> What ponies are you currently working on Fall

21:00 <Fall> I thought there'd be more than one "co" on the list

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21:00 <Fall> I mean there is but you know what I mean

21:00 <Drifted_Away> Does 480/720p have much difference?

21:00 <Fall> They're all peoples' OCs, God_of_Puns

21:01 <God_of_Puns> How many are on your list?

21:01 <Coco_Nut> Drifted_Away, Depends on the screen size.

21:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Story Updates - August 19th  [ http://tinyurl.com/zd4r6v8 ]

21:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Pokemon Style "Battle Gem Ponies" game Releases BC Trailer and New Game Build [ http://tinyurl.com/j7j7lp9 ]

21:01 <Drifted_Away> 15 inch screen

21:01 <Coco_Nut> You can check out his tumblr to see the ones he's done.

21:01 <Fall> Three plus one I probably won't bother finishing

21:02 <Fall> You can? I forgot I had a tumblr

21:02 <Coco_Nut> I'm sure they'd be thrilled to hear that.

21:02 <God_of_Puns> And people are still sending you requests ?

21:02 <Fall> Nah nobody sends me requests

21:02 <God_of_Puns> Can i see some of your masterpieces

21:02 <Coco_Nut> Because you'd never take any.

21:05 <Fall> http://fall-silently.tumblr.com/ - it's extremely messy and unkempt and dead though

21:05 <SunsetShimmer> Much like you?

21:05 <Coco_Nut> Fall, Much like your social life XD

21:06 <God_of_Puns> Damn it if i open the link it will close the chat

21:06 <SunsetShimmer> Two minds on the same track, coco. :P

21:06 <God_of_Puns> Cmon guys dont be so harsh on Fall

21:06 <Fall> Hey the new hairstyle is still in the experiment stage, alright!?

21:06 <Drifted_Away> Hey Fall why not change the name to "fallen silent" like you do on chat?

21:07 <Tirek> Oh, right.

21:07 <Tirek> Today's my birthday.

21:07 <Tirek> I'm now 2,128 today.

21:07 <Tirek> I almost forgotten about it.

21:07 <Coco_Nut> Happy birthday!

21:07 <God_of_Puns> Happy B day

21:07 <Drifted_Away> Bah I hate birthdays!

21:07 <Tirek> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_ZUhJ33X80

21:08 <Coco_Nut> Starting to regret that exclamation mark now. Suggests far too much enthusiasm.

21:08 <Drifted_Away> Why is there only one? Bah humbug! You need to get excited about your "unbirthdays!"

21:09 <Tirek> But I've already had 775124 unbirthdays.

21:09 <Tirek> They're not special anymore.

21:09 <Coco_Nut> They're not supposed to be special

21:09 <SunsetShimmer> You've literally thought about this too far

21:09 <Coco_Nut> That's why they're unbirthdays

21:09 <God_of_Puns> Well i got to go it was once again fun with you guys see ya

21:10 <Tirek> Overthinking is easy when thinking is free. :v

21:10 * Thelema5 is going home now

21:10 <Tirek> Good luck.

21:10 <Thelema5> Bye, everypony!

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21:12 <Drifted_Away> There only special if you want them to be Tirek. That's what makes them great.

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21:22 <Divide|Tech> Hmmm.  For dinner tonight: ratatouille.

21:25 * DashedRainbows boops Divide|Tech

21:25 <DashedRainbows> decent afternoon

21:26 * Divide|Tech is working. Sorta. On break...!

21:27 <DashedRainbows> yay

21:29 <Divide|Tech> Yes... eggplant, tomatoes, onion, peppers, basil, and more, all fried up in a delicious stew.

21:29 <Divide|Tech> ("Why does the ketchup cost more than the rat?" "You ever eaten rat without ketchup?")

21:31 <Divide|Tech> "All right, alright, I /am/ sorry about the chicken.  But I swear, all my rats are free-range and I'd never use poison!"

21:37 <Divide|Tech> Heh, just had to explain to a friend exactly what 'kayfabe' is.

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21:38 * SunsetShimmer lols

21:38 <SunsetShimmer> Kayfabe is dead, bro

21:38 * SunsetShimmer dons shades

21:39 <Divide|Tech> Oh, it's still out there, and really, it's part of the fun.  After all, if you're going to watch a soap opera, you like to think the characters are real.

21:40 <Divide|Tech> You know, just like there's a proper and complete set of rules for Mornington Crescent.

21:41 * SunsetShimmer patpats, the greatest trick Vince McMahon ever pulled was pretending Kayfabe was deaded

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21:41 <Lumindia> beam.pro/Lumindia . Streaming Modded Minecraft

21:44 <Chaosweaver> >tfw beam has been bought by microsoft

21:47 <DashedRainbows> desperation...

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21:49 <Divide|Tech> Come to think, SunsetShimmer, sometime we should play a round of Mornington Crescent.

21:49 <SunsetShimmer> What?

21:49 <SunsetShimmer> I've...never heard of it

21:49 <Divide|Tech> Never heard of it?  But... but it's quite popular.

21:49 *** Fall is now known as FallenSilent

21:49 <SunsetShimmer> What even is?

21:49 <Divide|Tech> The goal is to start at a certain point on the London rail system, and to find one's way to Mornington Crescent.

21:50 <Divide|Tech> The rules for how you can move, however, are labyrinthine, esoteric, and not at all completely made up.

21:50 <SunsetShimmer> ...Not really feeling like it's my kinda game, lol

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22:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Drawfriend Stuff #1991 [ http://tinyurl.com/h8pachz ]

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22:02 <Divide|Tech> This is the London tube map, by the way.  http://www.projectmapping.co.uk/Reviews/Resources/specialreports_2edb.London%20.gif

22:03 <SunsetShimmer> I'm...more into the videogaming malarkey. :P

22:03 * SunsetShimmer snerks

22:03 <Divide|Tech> But it's funny.  If you can swing a blue-patterned reverse from Peccadilly to Oxford, it really improves your game.

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22:05 <SunsetShimmer> ...Sure it does. xD

22:06 <wobniaR> Video gaming is fun!

22:06 <wobniaR> Also I'm home yay

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22:10 <wobniaR> What, no welcome back boops or defenestration? Not even a hi?

22:10 <Finwe> o3o

22:10 *** Drifted_Away is now known as Midnight_Lilly

22:11 * Finwe attaches a "Scootaloo is chicken" sticker on wobniaR's back.

22:12 * wobniaR sciences Finwe

22:12 <Midnight_Lilly> Lol anime is funny!

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22:13 <Midnight_Lilly> This guy is looking at a bowl of curry. He is sweating... Dramatic Mexican music starts playing! His hand grasp the spoon with determination! Unsure if this shall be how he breaths his last! His spoon dives into the unknown!

22:14 <Midnight_Lilly> He takes the bite! He... He.... He likes it! Freezes in place as lightning crashes in victory behind him!!!!! Huzzah!!

22:15 <wobniaR> You're all silly

22:15 * Surreal_Nightmares hats on Midnight_Lilly and nomfs ears. "Mine!"

22:15 <Finwe> o3o

22:15 * Midnight_Lilly flails her wingsies! Nuuuu

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22:16 * Finwe hats on Midnight_Lilly.

22:16 <Finwe> Mr Gladiolus.

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22:16 * Finwe doffs himself.

22:16 <KooK> Finnish

22:16 * Gladiolus noms Finwe

22:16 * Finwe is delicious.

22:17 <Gladiolus> back in a minute or a few

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22:17 <KooK> Who is excited for school to start?

22:17 <Midnight_Lilly> Not me

22:17 <Finwe> !lullaby

22:17 * DerpyBot carries Finwe off to bed

22:17 * DerpyBot tucks Finwe in and hums a lullaby

22:17 <Finwe> KooK: YMM university

22:17 <KooK> Eh?

22:18 <Finwe> Or semester.

22:18 <Finwe> Only kids go to school.

22:18 <Finwe> o3o

22:18 <KooK> What's a YMM?

22:19 <Finwe> You Must Mean

22:19 <Finwe> o3o

22:19 <KooK> School

22:19 <Finwe> For a schoolkid you sure have a formidable beard. o3o

22:20 <Finwe> Good night.

22:20 <KooK> Goodnight!

22:20 * Finwe falls aslZZZZzzzz...

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22:23 <Gladiiolus> uh

22:23 <Gladiiolus> I forgot how to specify an IRC client to use a specific port >.>

22:23 <Gladiiolus> can someone pls tell

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22:29 * Divide|Tech boops Gladiiolus. "irc.canternet.org:7000" perhaps?

22:29 <Gladiiolus> yess that's it

22:29 <wobniaR> If it doesn't have a separate field you add a colon after the address

22:29 <Gladiiolus> that symbol

22:29 <Gladiiolus> the colon

22:29 * Divide|Tech sets a bowl of ratatouille before Gladi.

22:31 * Gladiiolus noms it happily

22:32 <Finwe> Gladiiolus: In your terminal write "irssi -c server -p port" o3o

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22:32 * Gladiiolus inserts a Mac OS 8.6 boot disk to Finwe

22:33 <KooK> http://i.imgur.com/5GIc9rj.jpg

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22:33 <Finwe> I have 10.8. 6.9

22:33 * Cepheid flops into the room.

22:33 <Gladiiolus> Why are you so far behind?

22:33 <Finwe> This is a downgrade.

22:33 <Gladiiolus> Posting from 10.12 actually o3o

22:34 <Finwe> Gladiiolus: My SteveBook is from 2008. o3o

22:34 <Cepheid> My old MacBook Pro almost exploded.

22:34 *** Gladiiolus is now known as Gladiolus

22:34 <Gladiolus> the heck .3.

22:34 <Cepheid> Battery.

22:34 <Gladiolus> oh

22:34 <Cepheid> It started rupturing.

22:34 <Gladiolus> Well that's terrible terrible luck.

22:34 <Cepheid> Only 5 years old, yeah.

22:34 <Finwe> Well, it could run El Capitan, but I stick to Mountain Lion.

22:35 <Gladiolus> Apple would probably give you a new one on the spot just to keep that out of the news.

22:35 <Cepheid> Heh.

22:35 <Gladiolus> This powerbooks battery is 11 years old and seems fine.

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22:36 <Cepheid> http://imgur.com/0qBzpsx

22:36 <Cepheid> http://imgur.com/9eMgrgT

22:36 * Sour_Sweet snuggles Gladiolus. "You silly filly. Such a nickname and a silly question without login. My impersonator alert triggered."

22:36 <Gladiolus> Well it was contained, you're lucky.

22:36 <Cepheid> Parts of the casing have split open due to the expansion, and it's currently sitting in my garage in an open area in case it just spontaneously explodes.

22:37 * Surreal_Nightmares licks Sour_Sweet's nose.

22:37 <Finwe> Only the touchpad has become a bit wonky.

22:37 <Gladiolus> Most PC laptops wouldn't have as much shielding.

22:37 * wobniaR is now known as Sour_Sweet

22:37 * Gladiolus licks Sour_Sweet

22:37 <Gladiolus> your what now

22:37 <Sour_Sweet> Hehe that'd give you 1 second

22:37 <Cepheid> This one actually started damagin the surrounding components.

22:37 <Gladiolus> well yes it would

22:37 <Gladiolus> but it didn't start a fire!

22:37 * Finwe boops Sour_Sweet with a chicken called Scootaloo.

22:38 <Gladiolus> I like how 10.12 rebranded as macOS but, inexplicably, kept the 10.x numbering.

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22:39 <Gladiolus> Why not macOS 11? macOS 1.0?

22:39 <Gladiolus> It's weird to go half way on that.

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22:39 <Gladiolus> Maybe they're doing significant changes on 10.13 and will do it, dunno.

22:39 <Cepheid> In other news, my face hurts.  Extremely sudden and bad sinus headache.

22:39 <Gladiolus> In which case, why not wait until then to rebrand?

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22:40 <Gladiolus> also funny: There's no mic port on a mac pro, siri cannot work by default lel

22:40 <Finwe> It's also weird how Xubuntu runs a lot smoother on the same computer.

22:40 <Gladiolus> I don't think that's weird, linux often runs super smooth.

22:40 <Gladiolus> Less focus on ~shiney~

22:40 <Finwe> Gladiolus: Mine has a mic jack.

22:41 <Cepheid> Though they can certainly do shiney if they want to.

22:41 <Cepheid> But yes, XFCE will run much smoother.

22:42 <Finwe> Indeed.

22:42 <Gladiolus> macbook pro or mac pro

22:42 <Gladiolus> The line in here doesn't work for unpowered mics.

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22:42 <Sour_Sweet> Also: What about usb mics?

22:42 <Finwe> Stevebook Pro

22:42 <Gladiolus> USB mics work fine, so do otherwise powered ones.

22:42 <Gladiolus> that's not a mac pro!

22:42 * Gladiolus shakes Finwe

22:43 <Gladiolus> Kinda funny how these 2008 xeons, combined with a 970, can do gaming just fine. Like, doom all maxed and stuff.

22:43 <Gladiolus> What more does one need?

22:43 * Sour_Sweet compresses Gladiolus in trash bin form and calls it Gladiolus Pro.

22:43 <Finwe> I'm in bed, reading 3pt font on my phone. o3o

22:43 <Gladiolus> .3.

22:44 <Finwe> Sometimes I just miss some details.

22:44 <Sour_Sweet> Yeah CPU development is sooo boring

22:44 <Gladiolus> Dual quad core 2.8 xeons .3.

22:44 <Gladiolus> Outdated as hell but still spiffy

22:44 <Gladiolus> LGA 771 platform lol.

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22:45 <Finwe> Gladiolus: According to what I experienced last week, Windows can't handle 6 Xeons in sane computer.

22:46 <Finwe> It boots to eternal blue screen of death.

22:46 <Sour_Sweet> Consumer or server? Server should be fine with multi CPU setups.

22:46 <Finwe> "same"

22:46 <Finwe> not sane

22:46 <Gladiolus> 6 xeons? jegus

22:46 <Gladiolus> also which windows

22:46 <Finwe> Sour_Sweet: Server.

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22:47 <Gladiolus> windows xp actually works fine with this 8 core lol

22:47 <Finwe> o.O

22:47 <Sour_Sweet> Though running that is insanely pricey due to the license per core model MS has switched to

22:47 <Finwe> A chicken!

22:47 * Gladiolus baps Finwe

22:47 <Gladiolus> Which xeons!

22:47 <Gladiolus> Explain more!

22:47 <Gladiolus> Which windows!

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22:47 * Gladiolus noms Scootaloo's leg

22:48 * Sour_Sweet applies sour sweet dip to Scootaloo

22:48 <Divide|Tech> Sigh.  "Why am I getting 30Mbps when my service is 250?" "Because you're on wifi on a G network."

22:48 <Scootaloo> This is classified as abuse and i will call the cops

22:48 <Gladiolus> I am the cops.

22:48 <Gladiolus> The night cops.

22:48 * Gladiolus checks for the sun.

22:48 *** FallenSilent is now known as Fall

22:49 <Finwe> Gladiolus:  Someone at the university had thrown away a server with 128 GB of memory and 6 Xeons with four cores each.

22:49 <Gladiolus> good lord

22:49 <Sour_Sweet> Nice

22:49 <Gladiolus> although it's probably in a rackmount form factor right?

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22:49 <Finwe> My friend rescued it and tried several OS'es.

22:49 <Gladiolus> so less cool as I can't shove in a 70

22:49 <Gladiolus> 970

22:49 <Finwe> Gladiolus: Yup, rack.

22:49 <Sour_Sweet> I have lots of room in the basement :P

22:49 <Sour_Sweet> Only the power bill is an issue

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22:50 <Gladiolus> I want a 2012 12 core mac pro

22:50 <Gladiolus> .3.

22:50 * Divide|Tech rolls over to Finwe and offers some of this ratatouille. o3o Eggplant is delicious.

22:50 <Finwe> I don't know which Xeons, but obviously 24 cores was too much for Windows.

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22:50 * Cepheid face-desks and groans.

22:51 * Surreal_Nightmares wears Finwe as a hat and curls up into a ball for Gladiolus to cradle.

22:51 * Divide|Tech offers Cepheid some, too? It has tomatoes and peppers, too.

22:51 * Finwe happily noms on the ratatouille offered by Divide|Tech.

22:51 * Gladiolus cradles Surreal_Nightmares and pets

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22:53 <Cepheid> http://imgur.com/gallery/lRHYm03

22:53 <Gladiolus> cattes

22:54 <Cepheid> http://imgur.com/gallery/8qxjU Gladiolus, is this how we fight wars?

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22:55 <Gladiolus> I cannot confirm or deny that Canadian tanks are equipped to rocket jump.

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22:59 <Gladiolus> woah osx and ios sync browser history

22:59 *** Derpy_Whooves is now known as RedHelper

22:59 <Gladiolus> that's neat and... kind of concerning considering how often i share my ipad >.....>

23:00 <Cepheid> Pretty sure that can be disabled.

23:00 <Gladiolus> yeah but it's useful for me and I'm not too concerned

23:01 <Gladiolus> the srq is now out dropping his resume off

23:01 <Gladiolus> ban srq

23:03 <Cepheid> I would except I am not a mod.

23:03 <Gladiolus> ;-;

23:04 *** Gladiolus was kicked by SunsetShimmer (B&!)

23:04 <SunsetShimmer> ;3

23:05 <Sour_Sweet> And no auto-join. What a silly bat

23:05 * Cepheid doesn't have auto-join.

23:06 <Scootaloo> I turned my auto join off ob purpose

23:06 <Cepheid> Ugh, stupid headache.  It's so bad I can't even chew food.

23:06 <Cepheid> Sends a jolt of pain up into my eyeball.

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23:09 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Slightly Expanded Synopsis for Viva Las Pegasus Appears  [ http://tinyurl.com/hg25mwd ]

23:14 *** Divide|Tech is now known as Divide

23:14 <Divide> Ow, Cephy.  :(

23:14 * Divide finishes their shift. "Stupid IGMP snooping. Absolutely useless, it is."

23:16 <Divide> Well, I lie.  It's got its uses.  The CGN3 however handles it as effectively as a poodle can juggle.

23:16 <ArchPegasusMichael> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZry-yfSG8w

23:16 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Stop the Bats: Literal Video Version

23:18 <Scootaloo> Stomp the bats!

23:18 <Scootaloo> Make them go and not come back!

23:19 * SunsetShimmer chases them away with SUNLIGHT

23:19 <SunsetShimmer> !link Sunlight

23:19 <DerpyBot> https://derpiboo.ru/1

23:19 <Sour_Sweet> The theme song at the end ruined it :P

23:19 <Scootaloo> 1!

23:20 <Scootaloo> And it's a Flutters

23:20 <Scootaloo> Get rekt

23:20 <Cepheid> Divide:  Did you read about my crazy-weird dream earlier? :P

23:21 <SunsetShimmer> I am defeated by worst pony

23:21 <SunsetShimmer> and Fluttershy

23:22 <Scootaloo> But Sunset Shimmer isn't worst pony

23:22 <SunsetShimmer> No, you are

23:22 <Scootaloo> Watch when that plush of her is done you're gonna be so jelly

23:22 <SunsetShimmer> !link Worst Pony

23:22 <DerpyBot> https://derpibooru.org/306309?scope=scpe4421b599ce676a1fd61911b5341c9d743ff7bd24

23:22 <Scootaloo> Wowwww

23:22 <Scootaloo> Rood

23:22 <SunsetShimmer> Ehhhh, subpar

23:22 <Cepheid> The probability of !link returning entry #1..

23:23 <Cepheid> I'm not sure what it isl

23:23 <Scootaloo> I give you a hug and this is how you repay me

23:23 <Cepheid> But that's bad luck for SunsetShimmer.

23:23 <SunsetShimmer> !link https://derpiboo.ru/940442?scope=scpe9c3f253bd281d3cb458c64b74a0239a4eb4ab9d6 - das cute.

23:24 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this picture is about twilight sparkle digital art safe sunset shimmer royal guard (and 14 more)

23:25 <Scootaloo> Eh royal guard costumes are meh

23:25 <Sour_Sweet> Female guards? Heresy!

23:27 *** SleepFrame is now known as FreezeFrame

23:27 <SunsetShimmer> !link https://derpicdn.net/img/2016/8/15/1225593/large.png Also cute, lol

23:27 <DerpyBot> Twilight says the library only has pictures from e621 and derpibooru, videos from youtube and books from google docs.

23:28 <Sour_Sweet> The artstyle is amazing even if they'd have serious neck issues with those giant heads.

23:28 <SunsetShimmer> xD

23:28 <Cepheid> So, interesting news.

23:29 <Cepheid> One of my co-workers is in a coma.

23:29 <Schism> !link https://derpibooru.org/1225400

23:29 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this picture is about gravity falls apple bloom cutie mark artist:uotapo the cmc's cutie marks (and 4 more)

23:29 <Schism> Ouch... how'd that happen, Cepheid?

23:29 <Cepheid> Got drunk, dived into the shallow end of a swimming pool.

23:30 <Schism> Ah.  So utter idiocy, in other words.

23:30 <Surreal_Nightmares> Uh...

23:30 <Surreal_Nightmares> Wow.

23:30 <SunsetShimmer> Well then

23:30 <Cepheid> Yeah.

23:30 <Surreal_Nightmares> They're gonna be embarrased when they wake up.

23:30 <Cepheid> Another interesting part is he shares the same first name as me, which caused some concern when the news was announced at work.

23:31 <SunsetShimmer> I guess he has a worse headache than you do right now

23:31 <Schism> !link https://derpibooru.org/1158477 < Hey, Sunset, have some moon pies.

23:31 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this picture is about telekinesis the woona has been doubled do you like bananas? artist:uotapo food (and 20 more)

23:31 <Cepheid> Not that he can feel it.

23:31 <Cepheid> He's in a coma, remember?

23:32 <SunsetShimmer> Ah, but it's still theeeere

23:32 <Sour_Sweet> D'awwww Schism

23:32 <SunsetShimmer> Shop near me sells moon pies

23:32 <Cepheid> True.

23:32 <SunsetShimmer> gotta be honest...not really that impressive

23:33 <Sour_Sweet> Moon pies must be amazing: They contain moon :P

23:34 <Cepheid> Yeah, I wasn't impressed by 'em either.

23:34 <Cepheid> Does Luna eating a Moon Pie count as cannibalism?

23:34 <Surreal_Nightmares> Yas.

23:35 <Surreal_Nightmares> Do it.

23:35 <Sour_Sweet> She only used to live there silly.

23:35 <Sour_Sweet> She isn't actually the moon

23:36 <unicodingunicorn> *gasp* blasphemy!

23:36 <Cepheid> I'm being silly.

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23:36 <Sour_Sweet> That'd come with serious overweight issue and Tia is the only one having those (obviously)

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23:36 <Sour_Sweet> issues*

23:37 <Schism> "Dear Princess Luna: have you ever mooned someone?" "Dear Princess Celestia: Do sundials malfunction if you stand near them?"

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23:40 <Cepheid> Mmm, sinus medication with sleep aide.  I wonder what kind of screwed up dreams I'll have tonight.  Last night's dream is still stuck in my head.

23:43 <Nicktendonick> Have you written it down yet?

23:43 <Cepheid> Got it saved in a log.

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23:46 <Snapai> sinus infection? D:

23:48 * Schism boops Snapai with a plush Wheely Bopper.

23:49 * Snapai HONK

23:53 <Cepheid> Snapai:  For the most part, I have a permanent sinus infection.

23:53 <Cepheid> Normally, medication I take suppresses the headaches.  Nooooot today, it seems.