Log archive of EquestriaDaily for Monday, 2016-09-12

00:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Maddie Pagel Receives Hundreds of Cards For Her Birthday! [ http://tinyurl.com/zr7vu9h ]

00:03 <Cepheid> I've been saying that for a while now, Schism's not right in the head.

00:03 * Cepheid smacks him in the head like a TV.

00:06 <LunaticHell> Twilight`Sparkle: Fight the powa.

00:07 <Cepheid> I'm off to bed, folks.  Got an early day for work tomorrow.

00:07 <Cepheid> And the day after.  THen a late-night shift on wednesday.  o.o

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00:14 <FreezeFrame> Ah, chili is finishing up

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00:29 <Twilight`Sparkle> Alright then!

00:29 <Twilight`Sparkle> First movie completed.

00:30 <Twilight`Sparkle> Surprised it ended with the four generals, I thought it would go as far as SK.

00:30 <Twilight`Sparkle> Oh well. SECOND MOVIE! I am looking forward to Simon figuring out how to portal punch.

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00:35 <unicodingunicorn> good morning everyone!

00:36 <wobniaR> http://ac-whiteraven.deviantart.com/art/Chibi-Derpy-633986597

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00:36 <FN_away> !link derpa

00:36 <DerpyBot> https://derpiboo.ru/718058

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00:44 <Sour_Sweet> I had a nap on my arm. That was an awful idea.

00:47 <Twilight`Sparkle> Usually is.

00:47 * Surreal_Nightmares paws at unicodingunicorn. She uses him as a scarf.

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00:49 * unicodingunicorn eeps and hats on Surreal_Nightmares instead

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00:50 * Surreal_Nightmares hats on WuBzY!

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00:53 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> !mail Jon-The_Bronynerd Hey. I miss you.

00:53 <DerpyBot> Thank you for using the Derpy Mail Service 6_9

00:55 * FreezeFrame shares some 3-alarm chili con carne, with beans because she's not a Texan

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01:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Discussion: Who Do You Want Starlight Glimmer's Dream Team to Be?  [ http://tinyurl.com/zvd3nvk ]

01:06 <Schism> No.

01:06 <Schism> No, no, no, NO.

01:07 <Surreal_Nightmares> .3.

01:07 <wobniaR> N o No?

01:07 <Schism> Under absolutely no circumstances will this ever EVER EVER become a thing.

01:08 <Schism> EVER

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01:14 <Sour_Sweet> <3 Starlight

01:15 <wobniaR> Agreed Glimglam is great

01:15 <wobniaR> Too bad she gets left out like every other episode

01:15 <wobniaR> If they use her more often she's shoehorned in, if they don't she's basically a forgettable side character can't win either way

01:16 <Twilight`Sparkle> You thought I was a spaceship. Instead I am a giant Mecha.

01:16 <wobniaR> You are a silly

01:16 * Twilight`Sparkle pokes Schism

01:16 <Twilight`Sparkle> What are you on about?

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01:16 <wobniaR> He probably found a minions radio station or something

01:18 <FreezeFrame> Or MLP's My Immortal

01:18 <Twilight`Sparkle> You thought I was a moon.

01:18 <Twilight`Sparkle> BUT I AM A GIANT MECHA.

01:18 <Verandure> Or he was responding to the Equestria Daily post.

01:18 <Verandure> That's basically my reaction every time I see mention of Starlight, at this point.

01:19 <Twilight`Sparkle> Sounds like you need more Spiral.

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01:21 <Twilight`Sparkle> ...LordGenome hacking is marvelous.

01:21 <Verandure> The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

01:22 <Twilight`Sparkle> Spiral powerhouse.

01:22 <Verandure> Don't forget your tree star.

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01:33 <Twilight`Sparkle> ...Dimensial anchors have penetrated imaginary space.

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01:49 <Dvivde> "What, what, what what.  NO. Not possible.  Whwat?!  WHAT?!

01:49 <SunsetShimmer> Context?

01:50 * Twilight`Sparkle elbow drops Dvivde

01:50 <Dvivde> Casual nonsense.

01:50 <Twilight`Sparkle> You got your nick misspelled.

01:50 <Dvivde> It's fine.

01:50 <Twilight`Sparkle> Seriously thought, what's going on? Casual nonsense has been happening for a while.

01:51 * Dvivde looks innocent.

01:51 * Twilight`Sparkle stares intensely.

01:51 <SunsetShimmer> Dvivde: After a while, explanations are a good thing to do. :P

01:51 <Dvivde> Alrigbt tho.

01:51 <Dvivde> Turns out I'm innocent.

01:52 <SunsetShimmer> Of?

01:52 <Dvivde> Everything.

01:52 <Twilight`Sparkle> This is not an explanation.

01:52 <Dvivde> Sure 'tis.

01:52 <SunsetShimmer> Have you taken something tonight? XD

01:52 <SunsetShimmer> are you drunk? :P

01:52 * Dvivde looks innocent. o3o

01:52 <Twilight`Sparkle> Are you KooK?

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01:53 <Dvivde> I am utterly and completely innocent.

01:53 <SunsetShimmer> 'kay

01:53 <Dvivde> o3o

01:53 <SunsetShimmer> but I think you're killing whatever the joke is

01:53 <SunsetShimmer> and it's kinda time to cool it off.

01:53 <Twilight`Sparkle> What did you read that you're taking too seriously and it's screwing with your head?

01:54 <Dvivde> And the Equestria Games are going to be hard to run...

01:54 <SunsetShimmer> Dvivde: Can you start making sense pls?

01:55 <Twilight`Sparkle> Are you okay?

01:55 <Dvivde> <.<

01:55 <SunsetShimmer> We don't get it, basically

01:55 <Twilight`Sparkle> I paused my movie because I am concerned, here.

01:56 <SunsetShimmer> but if this is you being stupid continuously, I'm asking you to stop.

01:56 <Dvivde> Before too long, the world tournament will become much more fabulous...

01:56 <SunsetShimmer> ...

01:56 <Verandure> I'm going to say maybe drunk, maybe too much Dragonball and MLP

01:57 <Dvivde> I joke, I joke.  Heehee...

01:57 * Sour_Sweet hides behind SunsetShimmer

01:57 <Twilight`Sparkle> Jokes are supposed to be funny.

01:57 <Twilight`Sparkle> This is just aggravating.

01:57 <Dvivde> It'll be a thing of beauty.

01:57 <SunsetShimmer> It's making no sense

01:57 <SunsetShimmer> and I'd rather you cut it out

01:57 <Verandure> These are just random quotes from all sorts of media.

01:58 <Twilight`Sparkle> And outside of context they're spam, I see.

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02:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Nightly Discussion #832 [ http://tinyurl.com/h7ol42w ]

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02:00 * Dvivde noms on Pi's ears, tail and fins.

02:01 * Rosie_Alicorn waves

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02:07 <wobniaR> That was short lived

02:07 <wobniaR> That rosie person always shows up and leaves pretty quick

02:08 <Sour_Sweet> I actually checked my logs because I didn't recall having a conversation with them

02:09 <Dvivde> Mnrguhn...

02:09 <wobniaR> https://68.media.tumblr.com/30ff7bca8ba72b29d3132aba410545e1/tumblr_od5wwrv2Fo1s87y5ho1_540.gif rip

02:11 <Sour_Sweet> Is that Pokémon? Because that looks quite violent :P

02:11 <wobniaR> It's the new wood hammer attack animation

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02:13 <Sour_Sweet> Also: When you need 4 clicks to close an application. C'mon devs don't screw with my context menu

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02:13 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Whoa.

02:15 <wobniaR> X means confirm choice right?

02:15 * SunsetShimmer just heard about the 'Crow' reboot...heavy sighing intensifies

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02:16 <Mudwise> sup everypony

02:16 <wobniaR> Crow?

02:16 <wobniaR> Is that some animu?

02:16 <SunsetShimmer> ...

02:16 <SunsetShimmer> Get educated. ;.;

02:16 <wobniaR> u

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02:18 <wobniaR> Adaptation of a superhero comic, I see

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02:18 <wobniaR> Looks very dark and gritty

02:18 <ConfusionRift> Hello everypony.

02:18 <Mudwise> hey ConfusionRift

02:19 <ConfusionRift> Hey there.

02:20 <wobniaR> It already had a movie in 1994, why must everything be remade and/or rebooted?

02:20 <Mudwise> Cause people don't want to work on being creative.

02:20 <SunsetShimmer> because hollywood smells money, and is also out of good originality

02:22 <Sour_Sweet> It's amazing how many movies effectively have the same script or are simply a remake. Doesn't seem like people want to take risks anymore.

02:25 <Mudwise> Oh there are movies that take risks. But they are all college final project videos that NO ONE will care to remember.

02:25 <Sour_Sweet> There were those Half-Life shorts :P

02:27 <Sour_Sweet> If one hasn't seen them I highly recommend watching them on YT. Will not link them due to rating concerns.

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02:42 * Twilight`Sparkle harrrrumbles.

02:42 <Twilight`Sparkle> Friggin' beautiful bittersweet endings.

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02:43 <ConfusionRift> There is creativity still, some movies are still original. Problem comes with trying to come up with a fresh idea that's engaging to the audience. There's also the problem of revenue. They have to spend a lot, and get it in return. Something that many college projects do not have to worry about.

02:43 <ConfusionRift> Twilight`Sparkle: Aren't they great?! :P

02:44 <Twilight`Sparkle> ...

02:44 <Mudwise> I agree ConfusionRift. Ever been to a film festival?

02:44 <Twilight`Sparkle> Yyyy-nnnnn---...

02:44 <Twilight`Sparkle> I can't answer that.

02:44 <CleverDerpy> hiya

02:44 * Mudwise waves to CleverDerpy

02:44 <ConfusionRift> Mudwise: Unfortunately, haven't had a chance.

02:44 * CleverDerpy wavies back

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02:45 <Twilight`Sparkle> I will say that I super appreciate the alterations the movie ending has, but dammit Nia.

02:45 <ConfusionRift> I did see a preview long ago, during the college days. It was a mixed bag.

02:46 <Mudwise> ConfusionRift: They have a lot of original films at those most are amature but that is mostly because of aspiring actors and low budget equipment.

02:46 * ConfusionRift nods.

02:46 <Twilight`Sparkle> Plus aspiring directors1

02:46 <ConfusionRift> That too.

02:46 <ConfusionRift> Hence the mixed bag.

02:46 <Twilight`Sparkle> Originality has always been thing that comes in bits and pieces.

02:48 <Mudwise> Sometimes I feel as if nothing is ever really 'new' in media.

02:49 <ConfusionRift> Well, that would be because it's becoming more difficult to come up with something completely original, so they try to use already shown ideas.

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02:49 <ConfusionRift> Of course, with their own twist.

02:49 <Twilight`Sparkle> Poor Simon still gets a raw deal.

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02:50 * ConfusionRift curse out the top of his lungs.

02:51 * Twilight`Sparkle raises eyebrow.

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02:53 <ConfusionRift> I ordered a motherboard with some other stuff so I could fix my desktop. A motherboard, CPU, cooling unit, and a mold should be part of the package. Out of all the items, which do you think got delayed?

02:53 <Mudwise> the mold

02:54 <ConfusionRift> The motherboard. the one part I REALLY needed.

02:54 <Twilight`Sparkle> ...I'm pretty sure that all of those are pretty important.

02:56 <ConfusionRift> What gets me is the board and CPU were bundled. And yet, they're getting shipped separately.

02:57 <ConfusionRift> I should start talking about something else. Or I'll get depressed again.

02:58 <Mudwise> well anything new going on with anyone?

03:00 <Nightpony> I had one of those dreams where I wielded extreme time control powers

03:00 <ConfusionRift> Extreme!!!

03:01 <Twilight`Sparkle> I finished a game today.

03:01 <Twilight`Sparkle> And then watched both TTGL movies.

03:01 <Twilight`Sparkle> So now I'm in that "what now?" slump.

03:01 <Nightpony> so I went back in time using crystal powder to as the power source and saved friends and family from death and created an alternate reality where I kept it running with powder

03:01 <Mudwise> I had a strange dream about me finding a baby and struggling to take care of it as a single dad... Weird cause I'm single and never had a girlfriend.

03:02 <Nightpony> a fellow classmate who also didn't have living family tried to steal powder from me during class

03:02 <Nightpony> but I was smart and reversed it

03:03 <Twilight`Sparkle> Mudwise: well, that's why you /found/ the baby, obviously.

03:03 <Nightpony> then I hinted that uses for powder could be used to bring back family

03:03 <Nightpony> but didn't show him

03:04 <Nightpony> Im a heavy dreamer

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03:04 * Mudwise waves t Thelema5

03:04 <Thelema5> Hello, everypony.

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03:06 <ConfusionRift> Hey there.

03:07 <Thelema5> What's new?

03:08 <ConfusionRift> Not much, really. Aside from waiting for parts to arrive.

03:09 <Thelema5> I sympathise.  I've been waiting for lawnmower parts to arrive for 4 weeks.  Luckily, the repair shop was gracious enough to loan me a mower while I wait.

03:10 <Thelema5> *sympathize

03:12 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by ExplodingPonyToast: Music: Zaktt - Night Mare (Suskii Remix) [Dubstep] [ http://tinyurl.com/jmc9qjx ]

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03:18 <ConfusionRift> Oh, and trying to get some games running on my laptop. (chuckles, it might not even work)

03:20 <Thelema5> God luck!

03:20 <Thelema5> *good

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03:26 * Thelema5 has been watching the 50th anniversary Star Trek marathon running today

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04:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Newbie Artist Training Grounds VI: Day 27 [ http://tinyurl.com/zqaty3k ]

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04:04 <Thelema5> !link https://youtu.be/mwp4HCGsg6A

04:04 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

04:04 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Exploring Black Creek | Paddling South from 299 | Kayaking Ulster County | New Paltz / Lloyd, NY

04:04 <Thelema5> ^I did this today

04:07 <Uityyy> Nice, Thelema5! That's some beautiful scenery and wholesome exercise and sunlight.

04:07 <Thelema5> It was a hard paddle because of very low water- a lot of scuttles over logs and rocks

04:07 <Uityyy> I wish I had gotten outdoors more today. The weather was gorgeous, but I didn't have defined activities out there.

04:08 <Thelema5> It really was a beautiful day

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04:13 <[1]Thelema5> ...?

04:13 <Uityyy> ¿

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04:14 <Uityyy> looks like you successfully switched connections without missing a word.

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04:17 <ConfusionRift> Sleep time. Laters.

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04:24 <Pony_87744> Oy

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05:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Nightly Roundup #1365 [ http://tinyurl.com/z5moqok ]

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05:25 <Finwe> Good morning, everypony!

05:26 <Finwe> Mr unicodingunicorn.

05:26 * Finwe doffs his hat.

05:26 <Mudwise> still night for me

05:26 <Finwe> Hello, Mudwise.

05:26 <Mudwise> hey

05:26 <Finwe> regardless of the time of day

05:27 <Finwe> I just woke up as the time here is 8:27 a.m.

05:28 <unicodingunicorn> salutations, RAdm. Finwe

05:28 * unicodingunicorn hats on Finwe

05:29 * Surreal_Nightmares is Finwe's hat! She wears unicodingunicorn as a hat!

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05:29 * Surreal_Nightmares wears unicodingunicorn_ as a hat

05:29 * Finwe hats on unicodingunicorn_, completing the cycle.

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05:33 * unicodingunicorn squeaks

05:33 * Surreal_Nightmares uses her changeling powers to imitate Uni's squeak!

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05:38 <Monfang> Lotta weirdness going on here.

05:38 <Monfang> Good.

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05:45 * unicodingunicorn waves back at Cyan_Spark!

05:45 * Surreal_Nightmares floofles!

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06:04 <LogicMatrix> Hello

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06:07 <Monfang> Hello

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08:12 <Heartbreak> Eeep!

08:12 <Heartbreak> Monkeys!

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08:31 <Schism> Awoken...

08:31 * Schism rolls over and boops HB with a bowl of broccoli and cheddar soup!

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08:33 <Schism> With a grilled cheese and tomato sandwich.

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09:02 * Schism also also boops Double with a bowl of teriyaki noodles.

09:03 <Double> Oh neat

09:03 <Schism> Nomworthy, they are.

09:04 <Double> Indeedy!

09:04 <Schism> Also on the tasty side, I have some breaded chicken soaked in brine and pickle juice.

09:09 * Heartbreak drools.

09:14 * Schism offers HB some! Except it's not chicken, it's fake, and vegetarian. Still tasty tho.

09:16 <Finwe> o3o

09:16 * Schism rolls over to Finwe and boops with a bowl of chocolate caramel ice cream.

09:17 * Finwe noms on the ice cream.

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09:44 <Finwe> Well then, time to pack my things and return to the capital city.

09:44 * Finwe travel hats on Schism.

09:44 * Schism patpats Finwe, and applies saddlebags.

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09:50 <Schism> Welp.

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09:52 <Schism> Stephen Bannon was hitherto a vital part of IGE, the most well-known virtual gold-selling site out there for quite a few years.

10:11 <Finwe> o3o

10:13 <Finwe> This bus has WiFi and AC power plugs.

10:14 <Schism> Shiny!

10:15 <Schism> Public transit has really come a long way.

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10:19 <Finwe> Indeed.

10:21 <Schism> Even here in Canada, we do get those plugs in our buses.  Wifi, not so much.  But the AC is nice to have, especially for those who like to have e-readers on the transit.

10:21 <Schism> Or, you know, collect their Pokemon while they go about their day.

10:25 <Electron> "When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!"

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10:27 <Schism> Gotta love Illuminatus!.

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10:36 * Schism noms upon a spicy pepperette.

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10:54 <LunaticHell> I can have shiny? https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-VBedmtzItKA/V9WhurGxQJI/AAAAAAAAnZY/gMzERTJjzZ4YbxnhAk50qRvoyOsRZG1mACJoC/w663-h1670-p/16%2B-%2B1

10:56 * CleverDerpy trots down the street licking an ice cream

10:56 <CleverDerpy> licky lick~

10:59 * CleverDerpy taps LunaticHell on the soulder

10:59 * CleverDerpy gives him and icecream bar

10:59 <LunaticHell> oh hello CD

11:00 <CleverDerpy> hiya~

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11:01 <Double> Heyo Clevers

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11:02 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Morning Discussion #615 [ http://tinyurl.com/z6edvbe ]

11:05 <CleverDerpy> hiya Double

11:06 <CleverDerpy> want a dilly bar?

11:06 * CleverDerpy finishes her ice cream, her muzzle dripping some remainders

11:06 <Double> Oh! Sure!

11:06 * CleverDerpy gives him a yummy dilly ice cream bar

11:07 * Double nommles that delicious icecream

11:07 <Double> Thankchu Clevers!

11:07 <CleverDerpy> derpy's freezer died, so i gotta eat all this ice cream before it melts

11:07 <CleverDerpy> no problemlemo Double~

11:08 <CleverDerpy> i cauight a shiny zangoose last night

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11:09 * Double hugs CleverDerpy some.

11:10 <Double> Ohoo? How'd that go?

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11:11 <LunaticHell> How do I pull over? https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/--dI1_plIzB0/V9WJY1a1BYI/AAAAAAAA8WY/xGzmkz904K8_m2Kkm5xXDKf8yh8dt4VWACJoC/w663-h530-p/839189__blushing_clothes_suggestive_equestria%252Bgirls_upvotes%252Bgalore_cute_derpy%252Bhooves_underhoof_socks_cleavage.png

11:11 * CleverDerpy purrs

11:11 <CleverDerpy> no shiny,

11:11 <CleverDerpy> then suddenly, shiny~

11:12 * Schism sidles up to CleverDerpy. "Dr. Frankenderp?"

11:12 * CleverDerpy whimpers

11:12 <CleverDerpy> did you come to hurt Derpy more?

11:13 * Schism blinks, "No?"

11:13 <CleverDerpy> oh, oki~

11:13 * CleverDerpy cuddles Schism

11:13 <Schism> It's pronounced 'Skizzm'.  <.< >.>

11:14 <CleverDerpy> how do you spell it?

11:14 <Schism> Oh, same spelling, just a bit different...

11:15 <CleverDerpy> i know that

11:15 <Schism> CleverDerpy, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8aJ96O0-_M

11:15 <CleverDerpy> i know how to pronounce your name

11:16 <Schism> Well, you say that...

11:17 <CleverDerpy> what hump?

11:18 <CleverDerpy> also, Derpy noticed something

11:18 <Schism> I like how Marty Feldman swapped out that hump throughout.

11:18 <CleverDerpy> that film has no color...

11:18 <CleverDerpy> Derpy never saw a film with no color before...

11:19 <CleverDerpy> it's greyer than i am~

11:19 <Schism> That was kind of the point.  o3o  It also used the original scenery from the Frankenstein film from way, way back in the day.

11:20 <Schism> And had a lot of running gags.

11:20 * CleverDerpy sits and derps "can you tell me who doctor frankenderp is?"

11:20 <Schism> You, silly!

11:21 * CleverDerpy tilts her head, confused

11:21 * Schism boops CleverDerpy with a syringe!

11:21 <CleverDerpy> what's that?

11:22 * Schism looks innocent.

11:22 <CleverDerpy> what is it?

11:22 <Schism> Aw fargh.  Sneezing... so much sneezing...

11:22 * Schism sneezes constantly.

11:23 <CleverDerpy> i don't know what a syringe is

11:24 <Schism> Like a needle filled with medicine!

11:24 * Schism sneezes agaaaaain.

11:24 * CleverDerpy takes the needle and throws it far away

11:24 <CleverDerpy> good thing we didn't use it, Derpy hates needles

11:25 * Schism offers CleverDerpy some ginger pickles instead then. They're good for clearing out one's sinuses!

11:26 * Schism also has some jalapeno poppers...!

11:30 <LunaticHell> o. o

11:30 <LunaticHell> But I need-le Derp. o. o

11:31 * Schism looks over at LunaticHell. "But they told me it was ee-gor."

11:34 <Schism> There wolf.  There castle.

11:35 <LunaticHell> eeek

11:36 <Schism> LunaticHell: I'm saddened now.  You know, Gene Wilder has passed on?

11:36 <LunaticHell> Oh. o. o

11:36 <LunaticHell> This is why I hate mondays.

11:37 <Schism> One of comedy's legends... yeah.  ;-;

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11:45 <LunaticHell> I've had weird dreams, again. D:

11:46 <LunaticHell> I was in a hotel room with doors in the outside facing walls without a balcony attached.

11:47 <LunaticHell> Also for some reason parts of my arm were missing, no bleeding though. o. ó

11:48 <LunaticHell> brb

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12:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Legend of Everfree is Airing Early in Brazil - September 24th  [ http://tinyurl.com/zqdceg8 ]

12:01 * LunaticHell wubs the og-est of the OG VinylScratch.

12:01 <Double> O:

12:01 <CleverDerpy> Double Os

12:01 * VinylScratch wubs!

12:01 <Double> Very much so

12:01 <CleverDerpy> a complete part of this amazing breakfast

12:01 <LunaticHell> 77?

12:02 <LunaticHell> Double o' 7?

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12:03 <Double> Quite.

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12:14 * Double hugs a bunch of ponies

12:26 <CleverDerpy> it's Double time~

12:26 <Double> Ohoo

12:26 * CleverDerpy purrs and wags her tail

12:26 * Double smiled at CleverDerpy

12:27 <Frankkie1L|AFK> this still runs? good :P

12:27 *** Frankkie1L|AFK is now known as FrankkieNL

12:28 <FrankkieNL> I forgot how this program works...

12:32 <FrankkieNL> Ah there we go (thanks Irssi documentation for being very clear and helpful as always :D )

12:32 <FrankkieNL> anyway, gotta go

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12:49 <Schism> Blaaaaahhhh.

12:49 <Schism> Stupid power outage.

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13:21 <WeAreBorg> Always coming into work, wonder why the hexchat is flashing, then realize no one wanted to talk to me, it was just an article I released

13:22 <WeAreBorg> so alone...

13:22 * VinylScratch patpats WeAreBorg

13:22 <VinylScratch> It's okay, you're appreciated...these folks just don't all know you. :P

13:24 <WeAreBorg> Anyone tryout the new EQD forums?

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13:27 <KooK> Forums?  Gross

13:27 <KooK> That is so 1998

13:31 <Sour_Sweet> Yeah what you rally want is a selfie powered multi peer live chat with hashtag support. You won't have a rich discussion but at least you're trendy 6_9

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13:32 <KooK> Correct

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13:35 <VinylScratch> Forums are still pretty great

13:35 <VinylScratch> I much prefer them to anything chan or reddit

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13:39 <Sour_Sweet> Turns out on forums you actually find solutions rather than drama

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13:39 * SunsetShimmer uses the EQD Forums under...well...the same name, actually

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14:03 <Demi-GoP> Having a flue sucks

14:03 <wobniaR> Yep

14:03 <Demi-GoP> Worst thing is having throat ache

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14:04 <wobniaR> Lozenges, lots of lozenges

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14:04 <wobniaR> And lots of painkillers

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14:05 <wobniaR> Eventually the sore throat will stop

14:05 <Demi-GoP> Nah i am not much of a medizine taker

14:05 <wobniaR> You should

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14:06 <wobniaR> Drugs help you recover faster if taken in appropriate doses

14:06 <Demi-GoP> I just let my body fighting by itself that is suppose to be healthier

14:06 <wobniaR> It's not

14:06 <Demi-GoP> Lol

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14:07 <wobniaR> People went through all this science and research and effort to find out a combination of chemicals that help your body recover faster and you choose to ignore it

14:07 <Demi-GoP> :P

14:07 <wobniaR> With minimal to no side effects to most people i might add

14:08 <Demi-GoP> Thats just me i dont like medz

14:08 <Demi-GoP> I used to get pumped with medz when i was a kid due to toxoplasmose

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14:09 <wobniaR> Take your medicine it's good for you, just like hamburgers are good for Apollo

14:09 * SunsetShimmer snerks

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14:09 <Demi-GoP> :p

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14:12 <Scootaloo> Toxoplasmose does sound nasty tho

14:12 <Scootaloo> Hope you're feeling better now

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14:13 <Demi-GoP> Thank you, yee on my way to full recovery

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14:13 <Demi-GoP> Well gonna go try to get some rest

14:13 <Demi-GoP> Take care boys and girls

14:13 <wobniaR> Feel better!

14:14 * Demi-GoP waves and sneezes at the same time

14:14 * Companion_Cube lands on Demi-GoP

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14:14 <Demi-GoP> Pls no you might get sick as well Companion_Cube

14:14 * Companion_Cube plays Cara Mia.

14:15 <Demi-GoP> ^^

14:15 <Demi-GoP> Alright see ya

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14:19 <wobniaR> Think I'm gonna buy dual destinies when i get home today and start with that before getting into spirit of justice

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14:22 <SunsetShimmer> Good plan

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14:23 <wobniaR> My connection is awful right now

14:23 <SunsetShimmer> Ha, It's clearly your connection then!

14:23 <KooK> Harble

14:23 <wobniaR> Obviously

14:23 <wobniaR> I'm in a meeting room right now so I'm not surprised

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14:24 <Thelema5> Hello, everypony

14:25 <wobniaR> !wave

14:25 * DerpyBot waves frantically at wobniaR \6.9

14:25 * DerpyBot is pulled back behind the curtains \6.||

14:25 <wobniaR> She's so cute when she does that

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14:27 <KooK> http://i.imgur.com/nXhX9J0.jpg

14:27 <SunsetShimmer> ....OH MAN, This is my favourite derpybot month

14:27 <SunsetShimmer> I just remembered

14:27 * SunsetShimmer teehees

14:27 <wobniaR> My favorite is October 31st

14:27 <SunsetShimmer> Yes.

14:27 <Sour_Sweet> !link https://derpiboo.ru/1247493

14:27 <wobniaR> We're still in September tho

14:27 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this picture is about clothes hoodie wonderbolts solo artist:ncmares (and 4 more)

14:27 <SunsetShimmer> ....Oh dangit, yeah. >.>

14:27 <wobniaR> Yes dashie in hood

14:28 * SunsetShimmer is a derp

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14:28 <RyeSnoot> hey everypony

14:28 <wobniaR> Hoodie*

14:29 <KooK> Parents for sale

14:29 <RyeSnoot> lol

14:29 <wobniaR> I want a burger now

14:29 <wobniaR> A nice big cheeseburger

14:29 <wobniaR> (with ramen noodles)

14:30 <RyeSnoot> lol :)

14:31 <wobniaR> Or maybe I'll get a giant salad

14:31 <SunsetShimmer> Or JELLY DONUTS!

14:32 <wobniaR> Yesss

14:32 <Thelema5> ... it's only 10:30 AM

14:32 <SunsetShimmer> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K31Hj1Oz1g

14:32 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

14:32 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Brock Sure Loves His Donuts

14:32 <wobniaR> Look at these fantastically fresh jelly donuts!🍙🍙🍙

14:33 <RyeSnoot> yummy

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14:33 <wobniaR> It's never too soon to think about lunch Thelema5

14:34 <Thelema5> "I want a cheeseburger now" though

14:35 <Thelema5> *burger

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14:35 <wobniaR> Yes

14:35 <Thelema5> :P

14:35 <wobniaR> Sadly shake shack opens at 11

14:35 <Sour_Sweet> Sounds more like breakfast time to me *eyes SunsetShimmer*

14:36 <wobniaR> SunsetShimmer is not made out of bacon, or ketchup & mustards

14:38 <Sour_Sweet> But her mane is. Silly wobniaR I wouldn't eat a whole pony 6_9

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14:42 <Thelema5> !link crying breakfast friends

14:43 <DerpyBot> Twilight says she doesn't have anything in the library about that

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14:55 <Finwe> o3o

14:55 <Finwe> Mr Thelema5.

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14:55 * Finwe doffs his hat.

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15:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by ExplodingPonyToast: Music: Nicolas Dominique - Broken [Chillout] [ http://tinyurl.com/zxprk98 ]

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15:02 <wobniaR> Do not eat ponies, they are precious cinnamon rolls too good for this world

15:02 * Surreal_Nightmares wiggles.

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15:07 <Thelema5> Hi there, Finwe

15:07 * Sour_Sweet nibbles on wobniaR

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15:08 <Sour_Sweet> Uhhh it's one of those days where I lack motivation for almost anything

15:08 <wobniaR> Keep your disgusting mouth germs to yourself, besides i taste awful

15:08 <Thelema5> Finwe, I got lucky with that WLP775- there was more than enough viable yeast remaining to get that cider off to a good start

15:09 <Thelema5> I pitched it 36 hours ago, and the cider is bubbling away like a champ.

15:11 <wobniaR> Is that good? It sounds good

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15:19 <Thelema5> It's good, wobniaR.  It means the expensive yeast I splurged on and then promptly ignored for a month past it's viability date was still strong enough to use when I finally got around to using it this past weekend.

15:20 <Thelema5> *its

15:23 <wobniaR> Money well spent

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15:25 <wobniaR> Irc stahp disconnecting

15:25 <Sour_Sweet> Hehe

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15:33 <Finwe> Thelema5: Yay!

15:33 <Finwe> Let's hope that it ends up being delicious.

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15:34 <KooK> This dog trusts me so much it's incredible

15:36 <KooK> Thelema5: Find me a new home, please.

15:40 <Thelema5> Kook: www.zillow.com

15:41 <Thelema5> Parents visiting?

15:43 <KooK> Nah, they own the house and it sounds like they're going to go in different directions

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15:51 <MisterRogers> Pardon for the intrusion fellow, ehhh ummm persons?

15:53 <Verandure> Intruder where?

15:53 * MisterRogers ...

15:53 * Verandure gets their torch and shotgun, like a true American.

15:54 * MisterRogers Feels the stereotype coming off Verandure...

15:54 <MisterRogers> Actually wanted to ask if anyone else over analyzes the show, as to ask themselves how does their solar system even work.

15:55 <Verandure> Of course.

15:55 <MisterRogers> I've come up with multiple theories...

15:55 <Verandure> Geocentrically. Either that, or the princesses simply lie about actually raising the sun, much like ancient Aztecs would do sacrifices during solar eclipses to make their people believe they were able to move the celestial bodies.

15:55 <Thelema5> We routinely discuss these things ad nauseum here

15:56 <MisterRogers> Wasn't there a episode where twilight had to raise the sun.

15:56 <MisterRogers> Or was that in the comic..

15:57 * MisterRogers Can't differentiate the two!

15:57 <Verandure> Yes, there was an episode like that.

15:57 <Verandure> S5 finale.

15:57 <Verandure> Sorry, S4 finale.

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15:57 <Verandure> Tirek episode.

15:57 <Thelema5> Twilight's Kingdom pt. 2

15:59 <Verandure> She wasn't very good at it.

15:59 <Thelema5> I've assumed that Equestria and the surrounding world are flat- it's the only way the sun and moon could be raised and lowered to affect the whole land

16:00 <MisterRogers> Reminds me of flatland.

16:00 <Thelema5> The sun and moon would also have to be relatively small and close, for real-time raising to be realized.

16:01 <MisterRogers> Maybe their speed of light is upgraded.

16:01 <Thelema5> There's no need to further undermine the laws of physics when a simpler explaination will suffice

16:02 <MisterRogers> True.

16:02 <MisterRogers> I wonder what lauren faust thinks.

16:02 <Thelema5> She'll say "magic"

16:02 <MisterRogers> inb4 >magic

16:03 <MisterRogers> Yup.

16:03 <Thelema5> Too late mate

16:03 <Thelema5> XD

16:03 <MisterRogers> T_T

16:03 <MisterRogers> I swear I was already done typing I was held up by a random thought.

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16:04 <Thelema5> While it's fun to think about these things, the writers don't put that much emphisis on world dynamics.  There's a million and one things which you just have to accept on faith.

16:04 <DARK> hello =)

16:04 <Verandure> I don't really think Lauren's opinion on the matter matters. =P

16:04 <Thelema5> Not much at this point.

16:05 <MisterRogers> Hellow DARK

16:05 <Electron> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqLlgIaz1L0

16:05 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

16:05 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Have you ever seen an atom?

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16:06 <wobniaR> World dynamics is complicated, especially for a mostly comedy tv show

16:07 <MisterRogers> wobniaR: Totally. see the butterfly effect.

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16:08 <Thelema5> Even in practical matters- think about typewriters in Equestria.  Two keys.  Unless we're to assume that ponies can type things out in binary at lightning speeds, they don't make any sense.   But the story required them, and so poof!  Magical two key typewriters.

16:08 <wobniaR> Yes yes crush a butterfly in the US, japan explodes i know

16:09 *** Saxopi is now known as Pi

16:09 <wobniaR> Their language is just scribbles

16:09 <MisterRogers> XD

16:09 <Thelema5> And pictographs

16:09 <wobniaR> The buttons control a wavy pattern tool

16:09 <wobniaR> Yes, rainbow dash's address: her cutie mark

16:10 <Thelema5> But the paper feed up and down, while the squiggles run horizontally

16:10 <Thelema5> *feeds

16:10 <wobniaR> Get out of here you and your logic

16:10 <Finwe> o3o

16:10 <Thelema5> :p

16:11 <Thelema5> You're an hour late for the opening of Shake Shack

16:11 <wobniaR> Jokes on you i got a salad for lunch

16:11 <Demi-GoP> Holy **** i thought i way laying inside a swimming pool

16:11 <Thelema5> ...

16:11 <Demi-GoP> *was

16:12 <wobniaR> You're hallucinating from the fever

16:12 <wobniaR> Take something to lower it

16:12 * Thelema5 goes to make noodles

16:12 <wobniaR> Just an fyi, untreated fevers can rise and become fatal you shouldn't be messing around

16:12 <LunaticHell> The animation quality of MAS is getting better each time I see a new episode.

16:12 <LunaticHell> Ahoo!

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16:13 <Demi-GoP> My bed is so wet from my sweat that i thought i was at the beach

16:13 <wobniaR> I don't watch anything he makes outside of the rainbow dash presents series, and i don't like the direction greg keeps taking these things in

16:14 <LunaticHell> o. o

16:14 <wobniaR> It was never a PG series, but he usually kept it free of most swears and/or suggestive language

16:14 <wobniaR> At least for the rainbow dash presents ones

16:16 <Verandure> Same with the MAS, for the most part.

16:17 <Thelema5> Demi-GoP, are you ill?  If so, wobniaR is right.  You should try to bring down your fever and be sure to stay hydrated.  If you're sweating that much you have to make up for the lost fluid.

16:17 * Schism rolls over to wobniaR, and offers a small bowl of chocolate cherry ice cream.

16:17 * Schism also offers some waffle cone for flavour.

16:17 <Demi-GoP> I am such an idiot was c

16:18 <Demi-GoP> At school today instead of staying at home

16:18 <Thelema5> That's a public health hazard. Sick people should stay home for their own health and the health of others

16:19 <wobniaR> No please I'm full of delicious chicken salad

16:19 <LunaticHell> Demi-GoP: Don't be so harsh on yourself.

16:19 <Demi-GoP> I thought it was nothing but i underestimated myself once again

16:20 <LunaticHell> Ohkay.

16:20 * Demi-GoP facehooves

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16:21 <LunaticHell> OMC, MAS Pinkie Pie can be cute. <3

16:21 <wobniaR> She's not really cute, just insane

16:21 <Monfang> Question for the thinkers of the channel.

16:22 <Sour_Sweet> Insanity is cute to a certain degree.

16:22 <Monfang> Hypothetical thought. If Sunset Shimmer didn't go into the portal and trained alongside Twilight as Celestia's student until both went off to their individual studies, would there be a power gap between them and if so, how much?

16:22 <wobniaR> Never would've happened

16:22 <Monfang> Why not?

16:23 <wobniaR> If Sunset never went to the human world

16:23 <wobniaR> The current time would be drastically different

16:23 <Monfang> Go on.

16:23 <wobniaR> She was Celestia's student, and power hungry

16:23 <Sour_Sweet> Sunset is so much superior to Twilight that Celestia would have never looked for another student :P

16:23 <wobniaR> She would've been a villian either way

16:24 <wobniaR> Twilight might not even have become Celestia's studeny

16:24 <Monfang> Even when a filly makes a giant dragon explode out of the examination hall and goes into a magical induced seizure after turning her parents and examioners into potted plants?

16:24 <wobniaR> Who says that would've happened?

16:24 <Monfang> Who says that it wouldn't have?

16:24 <wobniaR> The smallest change to the past could affect the future

16:25 <Monfang> How so?

16:25 <wobniaR> Season 5 finale

16:25 <Sour_Sweet> wobniaR: Technically Celestia looked for Twilight all along

16:25 <Monfang> Right, the one with enternal night that doens't have Equestria as a frozen wasteland.

16:25 <Sour_Sweet> Her cutiemark was always a part of the tree of harmony.

16:25 <LunaticHell> Sunset wouldn't have been a villian either way. o. o

16:25 <wobniaR> No guarantee that would've happened tho

16:26 <wobniaR> Even if it was her destiny

16:26 <wobniaR> A very specific chain of events had to happen to get to what they're at today

16:26 <wobniaR> Other outcomes could've meant the end of the world

16:26 <Sour_Sweet> But she'd have discovered her cutiemark at the test either way

16:26 <Monfang> Why is that?

16:27 <Monfang> why only a very specific chain of events?

16:27 <wobniaR> She failed the test without the rainboom Sour_Sweet

16:27 <Sour_Sweet> If we assume Sunset and Twili are about the same age her escape must have been later on in the imeline

16:27 <Sour_Sweet> timeline*

16:27 <Monfang> No one said the rainboom didn't happen.

16:27 <wobniaR> It could've not happened

16:27 <Sour_Sweet> Even without Sunset going Tia must have already learned about Twili

16:28 <wobniaR> Either way I've derailed your what if with another what if so i just ruined everything

16:28 <wobniaR> Feel free to blame me

16:28 <Monfang> I already have.

16:28 <wobniaR> Good

16:29 <Demi-GoP> But what if there is is a pony world of our universe like in EQD

16:29 <Demi-GoP> *EQG

16:29 <Sour_Sweet> Also stop eating Scoots salad. You're a monster.

16:29 <Monfang> ((Would actually be EqG since the 'Q' is inside the word 'Equestria'))

16:29 <Demi-GoP> Sry

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16:31 <Demi-GoP> Brb gonna go change my clothes

16:32 <Monfang> Anyway, I ask because I am writing a story, an Alt Universe with Sunset still in Equestria along with Twilight as Students of Celestia (Or former because, lite spoiler, Sunset wants to study magic directly instead of through dusty tomes)).

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16:34 <SunsetShimmer> Magic Experimentation > DIY Magic tomes! ;3

16:34 <Monfang> So when I have her show up in the Changeling Invasion event, I want it to be believable that she is able to take out so many changelings compared to Twilight.

16:35 <LunaticHell> That's easily explained.

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16:37 <LunaticHell> Oh yeah, Sunset is a lot older than Twilight.

16:37 <wobniaR> You forget that each changeling is essentially a powerful spellcaster themselves

16:37 <wobniaR> But sure it's your fic write what you want

16:38 <LunaticHell> Yes? So how powerful are a changlings offensive abilities?

16:38 <wobniaR> They have overwhelming numbers

16:38 <LunaticHell> We are speaking of a species that relies of deception and numbers, how strong could a singular one be?

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16:39 <wobniaR> They don't have to be

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16:39 * Schism is a weaksauce caster. o3o

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16:39 <LunaticHell> Then they aren't "powerful spellcaster" and more of a "horde" or "swarm".

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16:39 <wobniaR> But changing one's form with a full body illusion is not a child level spell

16:40 <Schism> Casting on my lonesome, I can maybe outpower Sweetie Belle.

16:40 <LunaticHell> Their entire biology is meant for that.

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16:40 <KooK> !log

16:40 <Unixkitty> https://unixkitty.com/logs/EquestriaDaily/latest.log.html

16:40 <LunaticHell> It's their main feature.

16:40 <wobniaR> No it's not, they cast a spell to do the illusion

16:40 <LunaticHell> It's their nature.

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16:40 <wobniaR> They don't physically morph, only chrysalis shows that ability

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16:41 <CleverDerpy> numbers are the variables of math, we use numbers to determine words too, since math is perfect, why not numbers? because numbers might be universally accepted, but can be interpreted as words, which are not perfect, thus ruining in the valued ideas of perfection themselves. When you tie a number such as 12 to a string, for example, you have just created a condition that isn't perfect, so numbers cannot ever be perfect like math.

16:41 <wobniaR> 999

16:41 <Schism> Yes and no.  Changelings' chitin contains a certain amount of alicorn, allowing them to shapeshift more readily.  It also allows for much more ready protective barriers than you'd usually get.

16:41 <SunsetShimmer> There's literally no canon for this set. o.o

16:41 <SunsetShimmer> arguing it is silly

16:41 <Schism> SunsetShimmer, we're all silly here.  <.< >.>

16:41 <SunsetShimmer> :P

16:42 <CleverDerpy> what i have stated wasn't an argument, merely a statement

16:42 <KooK> Harble

16:42 <Schism> Garble!

16:42 <KooK> CleverDerpy: Stop arguing

16:42 <SunsetShimmer> That was going on before you were, CleverDerpy! x3

16:42 <wobniaR> But I'm going by observations from the show

16:42 <SunsetShimmer> The show is also super vaaaaaague

16:42 <wobniaR> What i argue isn't uncanon

16:42 <CleverDerpy> KooK, make Derpy~

16:42 <KooK> The last episode was juuuuuuunk

16:42 <LunaticHell> Thorax transformed into a rock.

16:42 <wobniaR> True but still there's evidence

16:42 <SunsetShimmer> ur junk

16:42 <Sour_Sweet> KooK: Hush

16:42 <LunaticHell> A. Rock.

16:42 <wobniaR> Kook fite me

16:42 <wobniaR> How dare you

16:43 <CleverDerpy> Good thing tom wasn't there

16:43 <KooK> It was too frilly

16:43 <Schism> It's all fanon, wobniaR, whether or not it fits.  So harrumph.

16:43 <LunaticHell> That's hard to believe, I know.

16:43 <CleverDerpy> i just had a silly idea

16:43 <KooK> The last episode of SU was awesome, though

16:43 <CleverDerpy> talking tom the rock

16:43 <wobniaR> Pls my observation has some background

16:43 <LunaticHell> KooK: Oh yes.

16:43 <CleverDerpy> imma go make it

16:43 <LunaticHell> Pearl is so cute~

16:43 <wobniaR> I dislike steven universe

16:43 <CleverDerpy> steven universe is weird

16:43 <CleverDerpy> so naturally, i am drawn to it

16:43 <Monfang> How much porn do you thinkt here is of Pearl and S?

16:44 <LunaticHell> Why not have one changling transform into a catapult and send them in bulk over the walls?

16:44 <CleverDerpy> woah, PG please

16:44 <KooK> Monfang with a swing out of left field

16:44 <KooK> Or however baseball works

16:44 <Schism> LunaticHell: ... why not the Trojan Horse?

16:44 <CleverDerpy> i think it's a swing and a miss, kook

16:44 <Monfang> right, sorry. I keep forgetting where I ma

16:44 <CleverDerpy> which results in a strike

16:45 <wobniaR> Striiike one

16:45 <LunaticHell> Schism: A trojan horse isn't a good enough offensive weapon.

16:45 <CleverDerpy> it is if 30 guys are inside who are ancient muscular guys

16:45 <LunaticHell> I got one!

16:45 <KooK> I need to buy an acre of land and a morton building

16:46 <LunaticHell> Monfang: I got an answer for you, you ready?

16:46 <CleverDerpy> you know, at Nintendo, bowser's first job was to build a Morton building

16:46 <Monfang> I asked a lot of questions today, so I doubt I can be ready. But go for it

16:46 <CleverDerpy> yes, there really is a guy who works for Nintendo who's last name is bowser

16:46 <LunaticHell> See I view Sunset and Twilight as two different kinds of mages.

16:47 <CleverDerpy> if the first is koopa, imma lose it

16:47 <Schism> Isn't his original name simply 'King Koopa'?

16:47 <CleverDerpy> yes

16:47 <LunaticHell> Twilight wants to learn a big varity of spells.

16:47 <LunaticHell> But Sunset is more intrested in the powerful stuff.

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16:47 <LunaticHell> So Twilight is a red mage and Sunset is a black mage.

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16:47 <LunaticHell> And Celestia is a white....

16:47 <LunaticHell> ...alicon.

16:48 <CleverDerpy> celestia is white

16:48 <Schism> Many props to those in .nl.  Police therein have trained sea eagles to intercept trespassing drones.

16:48 <CleverDerpy> you can tell when she dances~

16:48 <LunaticHell> (co-c-co-co combo breaker)

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16:48 <KooK> Dog, you are a dick...  He just came over, flipped my pillow that's on my lap and holding my ipad and threw my ipad on me, took my pillow and walked it over to his bed

16:49 <Verandure> Huh.

16:49 <roflin> Schism: well the animal welfare organisations are worried though, about birds taking down bigger drones.

16:49 <Monfang> I like that, Lunatic

16:49 <LunaticHell> Monfang: Sunset can hold her own by overpowering the invaders with brute magic force, while Twilight has a huge arsenal of different spells fit to counter a multitude of different attacks.

16:49 <Monfang> Good headcanon

16:49 <Schism> http://nos.nl/artikel/2131405-roofvogels-klaar-om-gevaarlijke-drones-te-vangen.html - You have to giggle, though.

16:49 <CleverDerpy> so wait, your dog Richard flipped the feathers on your lap and held your ipad for you while saying I quit, so he threw it at you, and walked hom to go to bed?

16:49 <LunaticHell> Thanks. ^^

16:50 <CleverDerpy> you sir, have a very rude dog

16:50 <LunaticHell> Dog gammit.

16:50 <CleverDerpy> doge gon

16:50 <roflin> Schism: wow the're developping "claw armor" for the birds :)

16:51 <roflin> That's awesome

16:51 <CleverDerpy> the elephants work for peanuts

16:51 <Schism> Yeah.  :3  It's kind of magnificent.

16:51 <Schism> Gotta armor themselves against those propellers.

16:52 <CleverDerpy> also, if Disney had to make a movie based on a Nintendo franchise, i'd like to see a movie about Kirby inhaling an elephant

16:52 <KooK> http://i.imgur.com/nJnAYTy.jpg

16:52 <KooK> I had to sleep on the floor last night because my dog hurt himself somehow

16:53 <CleverDerpy> hey LunaticHell, I have some gammit

16:53 <wobniaR> Pretty sure i could overpower Sunset with my pinky finger

16:53 <wobniaR> She's not that strong

16:53 <Schism> It's kind of strange.  I can read maybe one word in four of this article, and yet I can understand everything it says.

16:53 <CleverDerpy> i'm pretty sure pinkie could overpower you with Sunset

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16:54 <Monfang> Well, Nintendo is already expanding their IPs to Mobile

16:55 <Monfang> Apparently also going to be trying a themepark

16:55 <wobniaR> And i could overpower her with a feather, to tickle her

16:55 <LunaticHell> wobniaR: Is you pinky finger magic?

16:55 <wobniaR> Sure

16:55 <wobniaR> Watch me bend it

16:55 <wobniaR> !flip

16:55 * DerpyBot flips a muffin

16:55 * DerpyBot catches the muffin with her hoof, correct side up

16:55 <LunaticHell> I surrender. *hooves up don't pinky*

16:55 <wobniaR> Close enough

16:56 <Schism> Nuclear power plant, defunct, for sale at a fraction of the cost.  https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/09/12/for-sale-5-billion-non-working-nuclear-power-plant-as-is/?hpid=hp_rhp-morning-mix_mm-brown%3Ahomepage%2Fstory

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16:56 <Schism> Perfect for that Austinite who's looking to move to California.

17:00 <Schism> (Compared to the housing market in Austin, $36 million USD is a steal.)

17:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Comic: Perpetual / Nightmare 7 / Star Mares 2.4.3 / Find Yourself 183 / Carrier / Recall the Time 160 / Without Magic 118 [ http://tinyurl.com/zu4oldt ]

17:01 <LunaticHell> https://derpibooru.org/908240

17:01 <LunaticHell> classy news

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17:04 <Thelema5> Schism, wow.  Talk about poor planning.

17:05 <Schism> No kidding.  o.o;

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17:06 <Thelema5> How does $5 billion get invested in something like this before anyone really looks at the market?

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17:06 <wobniaR> Reasons

17:06 <Thelema5> Of course!

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17:07 <Demi-GoP> Awsome my temperature is going normal

17:07 <Schism> $5 billion input, it's never produced a single watt of power, and its retail price is $36 mil.  And you would think - THINK - that the California power market would be a game you couldn't possibly lose.

17:07 <KooK> Thelema5, want to go in on an investment opportunity with me?

17:07 <Thelema5> Not that one.  :P

17:07 <Schism> How do you invest in power options in California and FAIL?

17:08 <wobniaR> More reasons

17:08 <Thelema5> Elon Musk should buy it and then prove his often repeated claim that solar can produce more power than nuclear in the same footprint

17:08 <Schism> That having been said, I'd be happy to invest in an abandoned nuclear power plant, on the grounds of sheer supervillainy.

17:08 <Thelema5> XD

17:08 <Schism> Come on, it's practically a Bond villain lair!

17:09 <Thelema5> You make a good point.

17:09 <Schism> Just gotta rip all the handrails off the staircases and catwalks, make sure that all the reactors are open, and fill various pots with boiling Mountain Dew.

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17:10 <Schism> (That last one might require an environmental statement, though.)

17:10 <Thelema5> I never understood the lack of handrails thing.  Even supervillains don't want their hired help falling from a high catwalk

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17:11 <KooK> Says you

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17:11 <Schism> Basically, if you're too clumsy to prevent yourself from falling off a catwalk, you're too clumsy to work for a supervillain.

17:11 <KooK> They can hire new help and since they're new they don't have to pay them as much and their benefits are low

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17:13 <Thelema5> That bugged the crap out of me in Star Wars: The Force Awakens.  The New Order would have invested a lot of money in training their workforce, but apparently could'd spend a couple of bucks on basic saftey equipment?

17:14 <Thelema5> *couldn't

17:14 <wobniaR> Pfft safety

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17:14 * wobniaR rides a bike without a helmet

17:15 <wobniaR> I am instoppable

17:15 <Schism> I really don't know what's up with the Empire, the Order or for that matter the Federation.  Handrails are somewhat less expensive than personnel.

17:15 <Thelema5> Exactly

17:15 <Schism> Hum, ah hum.  I'll be back in a few.  Going to pick up delicious salad.

17:16 <wobniaR> Woo i have influenced you

17:16 <Schism> No, I've been eating salads for the past few days, as they're tasty.

17:16 <wobniaR> Yay salads

17:16 <wobniaR> Oh boo

17:16 <Schism> Yay salads, though.

17:17 <Schism> With sliced hardboiled eggs.

17:18 <Monfang> Zaxby's has salads with those

17:18 <Monfang> It's in our Cobb salads and you have the chioce of Char chicken or fried tenders either plain or dipped in one of the sauces.

17:19 <Monfang> Comes with toast as well.

17:20 <Thelema5> Hardboiled eggs on salads are a great way of boosting available protein.  The addition of green peas helps significantly, as well

17:20 <Monfang> No peas at Zaxby's.

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17:22 <Monfang> I recommend finding one near you if you live in South US and SouthEast US

17:23 <Thelema5> Monfang, If I still lived in the southeastern US I would be chained to a Wafflehouse

17:24 <Monfang> Go to Waffle House for breakfast then. Zaxby isn't open for breakfast.

17:25 <Thelema5> I'm looking at their menu- everything looks good but... zalads?  Did they really have to go there?  :P

17:26 <Thelema5> But I can support any company which has a "Snack Meal" option

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17:27 <Sour_Sweet> "instoppable" Do you even English m8? :P

17:28 <Monfang> Have you seen their Zappizisers yet?

17:29 <Monfang> Or their Zhakes?

17:29 <Sour_Sweet> In the meantime:

17:29 <Sour_Sweet> !link https://derpiboo.ru/1247818

17:29 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this picture is about derpy hooves safe box artist:mirta-riga floppy ears (and 3 more)

17:29 <Monfang> Either way, I know you'll love their Tenderz.

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17:29 <Monfang> I especially love the Fried Picklez in our area.

17:30 <Monfang> In otherwords, yes we put the letter Z in as many things as we can.

17:31 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Cups: MLP Create-a-Card Contest Deadline is Tonight! [ http://tinyurl.com/glvrdyu ]

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17:36 <Thelema5> Monfang, I am positive I would love the tenders

17:36 <Thelema5> XD

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17:37 <Thelema5> Although what I really crave is fried chicken from Bojangles

17:38 <wobniaR> My english are purfeckt Sour_Sweet

17:39 <Monfang> For your first time visit, I recommend a Hometown Special. Four chicken tenderz, fries (or onion rings or chips if available), zax sauce and coleslawwith a slice of buttered and grittled toast.

17:39 <Thelema5> Why are they not called friez?  :P

17:40 <Monfang> I'll pass that along the next time corporate is in town.

17:40 * Schism returns. With a caesar salad and some bacon bits and good garlicy dressing!

17:40 <Schism> Also, it should be Chx tenderx.

17:41 <Monfang> No

17:42 * Schism looks innocent.

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17:43 * Sour_Sweet sues Schism for trademark infringement

17:44 * Schism boops Sour_Sweet with some lemonade scones?

17:44 <wobniaR> Lemonade scone? Ew

17:45 <Schism> Believe it or not, they're tasty and awesome.

17:45 <Sour_Sweet> All innocent looks are copyrighted by Shadowbolts ® Inc. and may not be used without permission. U.S. patent No. 69696969

17:45 <wobniaR> Wow pls

17:46 * wobniaR reports Sour_Sweet to the internet police

17:46 * Thelema5 receives news that a young woman from a nearby town has died from a brain eating amoeba she contracted while swimming in a creek O.o

17:46 <Thelema5> Oh, reading the article it turns out that the creek in question was not local- she was away on vacation.  Phew

17:47 <Schism> ... brain-eating amoebae, you say.

17:47 <Thelema5> http://www.recordonline.com/article/20160902/NEWS/160909825

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17:48 <Sour_Sweet> People often underestimate those tiny things.

17:48 <wobniaR> Well now

17:48 <Fn> Zombie amoeba

17:48 <wobniaR> That must've been one strange creek

17:48 <Schism> Hmm.  Naegleria fowleri.  Curious.

17:48 <Thelema5> That makes me want to forgo my usual swimming holes

17:49 <Schism> Yes... that's terrifying to imagine.

17:50 <wobniaR> There's no zombie germs in new york swimming holes, probably

17:51 <Thelema5> I have to assume that the military has found a way to weaponize these amoeba- with a 97 percent fatality rate they seem like a good candidate.

17:52 <wobniaR> Don't give them any ideas

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17:52 <Thelema5> They don't need my silly ideas- they have whole labs full of smurt people to figure out new ways to kill one another

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17:53 * Schism waves to Lisa's big bro.

17:54 <wobniaR> Dihydrogen monoxide is pretty deadly i wouldn't be surprised if they weaponized it

17:54 <zombieslayer15> yo Schism

17:54 <Thelema5> wobniaR, it's useful in crowd control effort

17:54 <Sour_Sweet> Thankfully biological warfare is outlawed pretty much everywhere.

17:54 <Thelema5> *efforts

17:55 <Schism> Thelema5: It's also pretty effective at cutting through sheet metal.

17:55 <Thelema5> Sour_Sweet, outlawed is one thing, but I'm pretty sure they maintain secret stockpiles anyway

17:55 <Sour_Sweet> Imagine what our bio labs have in store. A little modification here and there and they could easily wipe out cities in a couple of days.

17:55 <Thelema5> yeah

17:56 <Sour_Sweet> Yeah they do an awful lot of research to "defend themselves".

17:56 * wobniaR crows controls SunsetShimmer with a squirt gun to the face

17:56 <wobniaR> Crowd not crow!

17:56 * SunsetShimmer is blinded by water!

17:57 <Schism> Everyone should know about the Harbin Veterinary Research Labatories.

17:57 <Schism> Laboratories*

17:57 <Schism> Because it's kind of important to keep track of where the next /plague/ is coming from.

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17:58 <Sour_Sweet> The city I used to live in (Marburg) has one of the few highest security facilities for research on dangerous viruses.

17:59 <Fn> Modern cheap tools seem to get better

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18:00 <Fn> But I notice one thing: they have 2 or 3 parts that are still fail-prone if you will work them as a professional tool

18:00 <Fn> My suspicion is that it is intentional

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18:01 <Schism> Sorry, I should correct that: the Harbin Veterinary Research Institute.  Also, Sour_Sweet, that's kind of frightening.  o.o  Also also, Fn, yeah, it's like the Vimes 'boots' theory.

18:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Story: When the Snow Melts [ http://tinyurl.com/jkmdc5g ]

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18:02 <Schism> Fn: Rich guys pay $50 for a pair of boots that'll last them for years, while poor folks spend two or three times as much over the same life cycle and /still have wet feet./

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18:02 <Fn> Yeah, chapo thing are a waste of money

18:02 <Fn> Cheapo*

18:03 <Fn> If your 5$ screwdriver desintegrates at a 11th screw, you just threw out 5$

18:03 <Schism> http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/72745-the-reason-that-the-rich-were-so-rich-vimes-reasoned

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18:03 <Thelema5> Sadly, poor people cannot walk around barefoot while trying to save enough to purchase quality shoes

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18:03 <Fn> While 20$ would give you a screwdriver to last for years

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18:05 <Fn> Also "pro tools" actually differ from the "normal" only in subtle details

18:05 <Schism> Quality of material, amidst other things...

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18:05 <Fn> Like a steel type that is 1$ more expensive to manufacturer, milling that was done extra carefully and part matching that was tweaked with care

18:06 <Schism> And a notching on the phillips-head which won't strip a screw with every turn.

18:06 <Fn> For example you can turn a "normal" angle grinder into half-way pro tool by merely polishing and headspacing the gears

18:07 <Fn> It will become much quieter and last longer too because of that

18:07 <Schism> If'n you know how.  It's that knowledge which makes the difference between $5 and $50.

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18:08 <Schism> You're really dropping off a lot there.  Any reason why?

18:08 <wobniaR> Bad interwebs

18:08 <Fn> Yeah, I disassembled and fixed quite a few myself

18:10 <Fn> And I have seen the 500$ makita angle grinder with all-metal gear and bearing holders, ramps at the stop button (so you wouldn't engage it while it spins), forged metal cogs all polished like curved mirrors

18:10 <zombieslayer15> my internet sucks

18:10 <Fn> And then I fixed virtually the same makita but for 50$

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18:10 <Schism> Hah.

18:10 <Fn> It had a frigging plastic gear holder!!!

18:10 <Thelema5> zombieslayer15- what happened to your other nickname?

18:10 <Schism> It had WHAT?  No.

18:11 <Fn> Yes it did

18:11 <zombieslayer15> you mean gamingdude15?

18:11 <zombieslayer15> got tired of it

18:11 <Thelema5> ...

18:11 <zombieslayer15> why?

18:11 <Schism> How.  How is that even a viable piece of equipment that anyone would sell in ANY WAY?

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18:11 <Fn> glass fiber reinforced nylon ring that holds that 90° cog assembly

18:12 <Fn> It connected to the aluminum body, but still

18:12 <Schism> That's a piece of equipment just waiting to shatter and injure the wielder.

18:12 <Fn> Schism, I suspect it was meant to fail if you use it for too long

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18:13 <Schism> I think I agree.  I'm reminded of an old similar case...

18:13 <rela> why did cm punk loose so badly at UFC?

18:13 <Fn> That plastic is under the disc guard shield, so injured maybe not, but it will fail catastrophically in the end

18:13 <Thelema5> Schism, my floor corker (used to put corks in bottles) has plastic jaws- these jaws crimp a standard #9 cork down to the width of a pencil under high pressure.  Why they wouldn't use a more durable material, I can't imagine

18:13 <Schism> Fn, you remember the story of the Pentium math coprocessor?

18:14 <Schism> Thelema5, that's ... really irresponsible.

18:14 <Thelema5> I love the corker, it works like a charm.  But I'm just waiting for those jaws to fail spectacularly.

18:14 <Fn> Thelema5, sure glass fiber reinforced nylon is as strong as aluminum or certain lower steels

18:15 <Fn> But (and it is a big butt), it gets soft with temperature increase

18:15 <Fn> And why do you think angle grinders have vent holes over their gear assembly?

18:15 <Fn> That is a recipe for a disaster, but only if you grind with cheap tool for too long

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18:16 <Fn> Hence my suspicion that it is an intentional failure point to prevent people using cheapo tools professionally (even though with right materials they would take it)

18:16 <Schism> Also, I was wrong in my previous statement - I was instead referring to the AT/XT series.

18:17 <Thelema5> You're probably right, FN

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18:17 <Fn> I would love to have access to a junk yard

18:18 <Fn> I'd salvage expensive parts from the tools thrown away and install them in the identical cheapo tools to upgrade them

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18:19 <Fn> Which is what repair shops probably already did for ages

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18:25 <wobniaR> Hardware storeee

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18:32 <Thelema5> !link https://youtu.be/0ymFxkFfIhU

18:33 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

18:33 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Hardware Wars

18:33 <Electron> Hi.

18:33 <Schism> So, that makes for a good lunch.  Soup, salad and sandwich.  o3o

18:33 <Schism> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q16yI2d9sNE

18:33 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

18:33 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Weird Al Yankovic - Hardware Store - Music Video

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18:37 <Monfang> Wasn't there a channel for discussing topics that aren't exactly permitted here?

18:38 <Thelema5> Several.

18:38 <DataByte> depends on the topic, sortof

18:38 <Monfang> It was Equestrian Discourse, wasn't it?

18:38 <Thelema5> Serious discussion of controversal topics belong in #equestriandiscourse

18:38 <Thelema5> It's not a very well populated place

18:40 * Electron is eating a cucumber

18:40 <Schism> Cucumbers are evil.  You should be eating a pickle.

18:41 <Monfang> #EquestrianStudy has a different channel in it's MotD than what you linked

18:41 <Electron> But I like both.

18:44 * Schism offers Thelema5 a small bowl of chicken, cheddar and broccoli soup, a grilled cheese and tomato sandwich, and a miniature Greek salad.

18:44 * Electron pokes Schism with a stick

18:44 * Electron offers Schism a fresh cucumber

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18:45 * Schism responds by offering Electron a bowl of raspberry chocolate ice cream.

18:45 <Electron> Wow.

18:45 <Electron> Let's trade.

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18:45 * Schism accepts the cucumber! He slices it into a set of sandwiches, with mayonnaise and fresh ginger.

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18:46 * Not-Renny suddenly hugs Electron mildly

18:47 * Electron jumps in place

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18:48 * Electron hugs Not-Renny back

18:48 <wobniaR> You know what's a controversial topic that's allowed here? How well you should cook your steak

18:48 * Not-Renny is jumped in place with Electron

18:49 <wobniaR> The correct answer is: lightly brown and still bloody

18:49 <Electron> Ponies do not discuss a meat topic.

18:50 <Electron> Oh wait...

18:50 <wobniaR> Who's a pony here? Not me

18:50 <DataByte> wobniaR: I've discovered one of the best ways to cook a hamburger patty: make a semi-doughnut-like shape with the meat (small depression, not a hole), then cook on one side for about 10 minutes, flip, 6 minutes, serve

18:50 <DataByte> don't flip more than once

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18:50 <Schism> To cook a steak, you say.

18:50 <DataByte> it's AMAZING (darned caps filter)

18:50 <Schism> Medium rare, I says.

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18:51 <wobniaR> Burger patties cook really well if you keep them thin, the hole in the middle Probably helps cook the middle faster too

18:51 <Schism> Unless it's still slightly pink in the middle, it's not properly cooked.  :<

18:51 <wobniaR> One problem i always have with burger patties is the middle is often still rare

18:52 <wobniaR> Which isn't a bad thing but i like to be thorough while keeping it still juicy

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18:57 <Sour_Sweet> You really need to get ponified

18:58 <wobniaR> I'm not really interested in an OC or a ponification

18:59 <Sour_Sweet> We should play a game of pin the tail on the pony.

18:59 * Sour_Sweet pins a tail on wobniaR's butt

18:59 <Sour_Sweet> Close ;-)

18:59 <wobniaR> I only chose this nick cause i wanted something related to pony

19:00 <wobniaR> Makes it easier to fit in and such

19:00 <wobniaR> My other online aliases are too obscure or weird

19:00 <DataByte> the smaller size in the center is because the edges shrivel

19:00 <wobniaR> Yeah the fat cooks off

19:00 <DataByte> so when the patty starts to shrink, then it evens out :)

19:01 <wobniaR> Thats a good idea tho DataByte, I'll try that next time i cook burgers

19:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Major Comic Reviewer "Linkara" Dives into the MLP Comics  [ http://tinyurl.com/zys9jgg ]

19:01 <DataByte> also, 27-63 fat-meat is amazing - don't cook lean ;)

19:01 <wobniaR> I usually do 80%

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19:02 <wobniaR> It's right at the point where there's not too much fat but not too little

19:03 <wobniaR> My dad likes to combine 80 and 90℅ beef but i find it dries out too quick

19:07 <Monfang> Yea, that's way too much

19:07 <Monfang> You need fat to have juices

19:08 <Monfang> I do more like 70:30

19:09 <Monfang> A proper sear when making a burger or careful browning keeps the juices in place.

19:10 <wobniaR> Burger talk is serious

19:11 <wobniaR> I've been going to shake shack and they're pretty good with it, consistent with the quality of their burgers

19:11 <wobniaR> And they're nice and juicy and not dry

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19:19 <Finwe> o3o

19:23 <wobniaR> 🍔🍟

19:31 <Electron> Drop the VASE!

19:32 <Monfang> It's pronounced Vase

19:34 <Electron> Your description is precise and clear.

19:34 <Monfang> It was an attempt at a joke

19:34 <Electron> Darn it.

19:34 <Electron> I should have guessed.

19:35 * Electron thinks that he is stoopid

19:36 <Monfang> Its ok

19:39 <wobniaR> You are smart Electron

19:40 <Electron> Naw.

19:40 <wobniaR> Yes

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19:46 <Schism> Hmmmmm.  http://xkcd.com/1732/

19:50 <Schism> "The stuff in the movie 300, but regular speed and with more clothing."

19:52 <Monfang> Lotta assumptions, misinformation and outdated data in that, I'm sure.

19:53 <Electron> I derp.

19:54 <wobniaR> We all derp Electron

19:54 <wobniaR> Some more than others

19:55 * Electron derps at wobniaR

19:55 * wobniaR gives the derp to CleverDerpy

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20:00 <wobniaR> A whole bunch of you are derps too

20:00 * wobniaR squints and turns his back while pointing at SunsetShimmer

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20:01 * DerpyHooves derpfaces at wobniaR! 6.9

20:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Official Interior Designing Pony Game - Pony Place [ http://tinyurl.com/zdeookq ]

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20:01 * wobniaR is spooked!

20:01 <DerpyHooves> Oh god hasbro what?

20:01 <wobniaR> How dare you

20:02 <wobniaR> Interior crocodile alligator, Pinkie Pie drives a Chevrolet movie theater

20:02 <wobniaR> Whoever gets that i will love you

20:03 <wobniaR> No one? Sadface

20:03 * wobniaR squeezes DerpyHooves instead

20:03 * DerpyHooves knows of the song, not of the source

20:04 <wobniaR> Good enough!

20:14 <Schism> "1. Don't panic.  2. DON'T PANIC.  3. Don't talk to anyone.  4. Let's talk."

20:15 <Schism> "A big part of a defense attorney’s job is keeping their clients from hurting themselves by acting out of panic."

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20:18 <Electron> Noice.

20:19 <DerpyHooves> Unless in ace attorney, where the only one likely to get hurt at any time IS the defense attorney

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20:23 * Lumindia sprawls

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20:26 <wobniaR> Phoenix deserves it

20:26 <wobniaR> Foolish fool of a foolish foolish fool and his spiky hair

20:26 <wobniaR> And that other one, he just won't eat his burgers!

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20:28 <wobniaR> Edgeworth only gets hurt when Oldbag is around

20:29 <wobniaR> And it's more internal pain than anything

20:29 * Thelema5 is working on creating a Cider Trail around the hotel he works at. I've found 6 cideries along a 60 mile loop, each with tasting rooms. Rainbow Dash would appreciate this.

20:30 * wobniaR samples all the non-alcoholic ciders

20:30 <Thelema5> These are all alcoholic cideries, although many are on working orchards which also offer sweet cider http://imgur.com/a/aUE7s

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20:35 <Electron> Hey!

20:35 * Electron hovers in circles

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20:35 <Thelema5> Ho!

20:35 <Thelema5> Let's go!

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20:40 <Cepheid> I hate WIS right now.  A lot.

20:40 <Cepheid> and I guarantee at least 5 of my co-workers feel the same way.

20:40 <LunaticHell> Wiz.

20:40 <Cepheid> We were assigned a Fresh Co. store, about the size of a full grocery store.  No big deal.  Exceeeepppppt~~~!

20:41 <Cepheid> We only had 5 people to do it.

20:41 <Cepheid> A typical grocery store requires at least 11 people.

20:41 <Thelema5> Sounds like a tall order

20:41 <Cepheid> Apparently the man in charge assigned about 12 or so people to his store, which was a small one.

20:41 <LunaticHell> Big order.

20:41 <Cepheid> So they got out at like, 10 AM.

20:42 <Cepheid> Whereas we didn't get out until 2:30 PM.  A full hour and a half past the window for completion, which means we incurred fines for not being finished on time.

20:42 <wobniaR> Yay mismanagement

20:43 <Cepheid> Excessive mismanagement at that.

20:43 <Cepheid> The best part though?

20:43 <Cepheid> The manager for this shift?  Not anyone from the Ottawa office.  No, they called in someone from Kingston.  Two hours away.

20:45 <LunaticHell> Like it is written in the book "one hand doesn't know what the other does"

20:45 <Cepheid> This company is run by idiots.

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20:45 <Cepheid> Also, fraudsters.

20:45 <wobniaR> Did you get fined personally? Doesn't seem right if they set you guys up for failure

20:46 <Cepheid> As they insisted I just guesstimate all the counting instead.

20:46 <Thelema5> Sounds like quite a debacle

20:46 <Cepheid> wobniaR:  No, the company gets fined as a whole.

20:46 <Cepheid> And the crew gets dinged on their record for it.

20:46 <Cepheid> But yes, this entire setup reeked of setup-to-fail.

20:48 <Cepheid> But yes, I'm kind of bothered by the approach requested of me.

20:48 <Cepheid> "Go faster, be less accurate."

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20:48 <Cepheid> Essentially we gave the store inaccurate results.

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20:49 <LunaticHell> The "shotgun" approach.

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20:49 <wobniaR> Yuck

20:49 <dirty-harry> hi

20:49 <Schism> Hmmm.  This "politician" in "Richmond", Virginia, certainly seems "responsible".  http://i.imgur.com/z1IhC3X.jpg

20:49 <LunaticHell> Speaking of shotguns, hello harry.

20:50 <LunaticHell> Good thing that we don't talk about politics, but I presume "politics" are a different "topic" alltogether.

20:50 <Cepheid> That's "not" how you "use" quotation "marks".

20:51 <Schism> I personally don't care about the guy, it's just that... that.

20:51 <LunaticHell> I "agree", "Cepheid" "."

20:51 <LunaticHell> You mean "that"?

20:51 <Schism> Y....es.  "That."

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20:51 <Cepheid> I actually have no idea who that politician is, and what work he started, and why he wants to continue it.

20:51 <Cepheid> For all I know his work involves killing people.

20:52 <Schism> Neither do I, but honestly...

20:52 <LunaticHell> I like it. https://derpibooru.org/1202015

20:53 <Schism> Then there's the other half of his campaign poster.  http://i.imgur.com/UgFEf7o.jpg

20:54 <Cepheid> http://imgur.com/gallery/U9x4d

20:55 <Cepheid> ... That can't be his real name.

20:55 <Schism> It is.

20:55 <KooK> You know who is amazing?

20:55 <KooK> Johnny Depp

20:56 <dirty-harry> http://i.imgur.com/hxk1F59.jpg

20:56 <dirty-harry> my pakistani penis is out

20:56 <Schism> Ah, it's one of those days, isn't it.

20:56 * Cepheid sighs.

20:56 *** Fall sets mode: +b *!*@Pony-h11.08a.254.5.IP

20:56 *** dirty-harry was kicked by Fall (♫ ♪ Thiiiis is your singing permaban, we hope you go to Hell! ♫ T'was great before you got here and without you we'll do swell! ♪ ♫)

20:56 <Cepheid> Why is this day full of stupidity?

20:57 <KooK> He got me...

20:57 <KooK> He's just a barber and she just wants to sell meat pies

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20:58 <Schism> I think it's just some sort of Monday or something, I don't know for sure.

20:59 * DerpyHooves blinks

20:59 <DerpyHooves> I tab back after being away and....well then

21:00 <Cepheid> Welcome to Canternet, it's a disturbingly "regular" event.

21:00 <Cepheid> Happens once every 1-2 weeks or so.

21:01 <Schism> If not even more regularly.

21:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by ExplodingPonyToast: Music: Electro-Blitz & Zwamtek - Happy After All [House] [ http://tinyurl.com/go2uerq ]

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21:02 <Cepheid> That was a short permaban.

21:03 <DerpyHooves> They got themselves something worse

21:03 <DerpyHooves> ;3

21:04 <Cepheid> G/Z-line?

21:05 <DerpyHooves> Fast tracked to a Z

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21:09 <Schism> Nice.  I hope it sticks...

21:11 <Cepheid> Z-lines are usually permanent and reasonably effective.

21:13 * Cepheid flails and flops.

21:15 <wobniaR> The fun stuff always happens when I'm in meetings

21:15 <Cepheid> Why on Earth would you ever name a ship the HMS Terror?

21:17 <Schism> Because it was birthed in Terror Bay?

21:18 <Schism> (Not actually the case.  Found there, though.)

21:18 <Cepheid> Where's Terror Bay?  In Terroria?

21:19 <Schism> Terror Bay is over in Nunavut, though really, ship names are a finicky lot.

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21:20 <Finwe> Messrs Cepheid, Schism and wobniaR.

21:20 * Finwe doffs his hat.

21:20 <Schism> rAdm. Finwe.

21:20 * Schism doffs his chicken sandwich.

21:20 * Cepheid doffs his skull.

21:20 * Cepheid dies.

21:21 <Finwe> o3o

21:22 * Finwe noms on Schism's sandwich.

21:22 * Schism warghs. It's tasty, though. Got lots of spinach and basil on it.

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21:23 <KooK> Finwe!

21:23 <Cepheid> http://imgur.com/gallery/MVkv9

21:24 <KooK> I need opinions

21:24 <Finwe> Mr KooK.

21:24 * Finwe doffs his hat.

21:24 <KooK> http://i.imgur.com/uFUqXKc.jpg

21:24 <Finwe> What kind of opinions?

21:24 <KooK> Black with orange stripes like that?  Or black/black

21:25 <KooK> http://i.imgur.com/21hejCK.jpg

21:25 <Finwe> I'd go for orange stripes.

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21:31 * Cepheid goes upstairs, sees Spitfire, goes to pet him. "Hey there you little vomit factory."

21:32 <pokemongo> my pakistani penis connect to ur butt http://i.imgur.com/hxk1F59.jpg gupshupcorner

21:32 <Electron> Oh really?

21:32 <pokemongo> want it?

21:33 <Electron> You are one brave talker.

21:33 <pokemongo> r u brave 4 me

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21:34 <LunaticHell> huh?

21:34 <LunaticHell> I didn't see, can you do it, again?

21:35 <LunaticHell> Give me the Bravely Seconds. ;)

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21:35 * Cepheid sighs.

21:35 * LunaticHell hugs Cepheid.

21:35 <Cepheid> Seems we got a monster on our hands who thinks he's big.

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21:36 <LunaticHell> *sigh*

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21:36 <LunaticHell> Took me all of 5 seconds to notice.

21:36 <LunaticHell> *ahem*

21:37 <LunaticHell> Cepheid: At least don't put him in my corner, we monsters do have our pride, you know?

21:38 <Cepheid> http://i.imgur.com/efvr85L.jpg

21:38 <Cepheid> Schism, look at that image.

21:38 <LunaticHell> And now you're screwing with my mind. 6. 9

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21:40 <Cepheid> http://imgur.com/gallery/ezKWf I want this as a power switch to my PC now.

21:40 <pakistanorgies> horny for pakistan orgies

21:40 <LunaticHell> here, ceph, have a headache https://derpibooru.org/1048869

21:40 *** pakistanorgies was kicked by DerpyHooves (Nope)

21:40 <LunaticHell> That was mighty quick.

21:41 <DerpyHooves> Nobody wants the alternative again

21:41 <Finwe> Lt ThatAnonPony.

21:41 <Finwe> _o7

21:41 <ThatAnonPony> o8

21:41 <ThatAnonPony> ...

21:41 <LunaticHell> Agreed.

21:41 <Finwe> o3o

21:41 <ThatAnonPony> *o7

21:42 <ThatAnonPony> o3o to you too, Finwe.

21:42 <Lumindia> Time for rice and chili!

21:42 * Cepheid stands upon LunaticHell.

21:42 <DerpyHooves> Rice and chill

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21:42 <Lumindia> Derpy plz

21:42 * Lumindia chills with the derp

21:42 * DerpyHooves grins

21:42 <Lumindia> d= 3=

21:42 <LunaticHell> Derpy: I was just about to contact you. *giggle*

21:43 * Lumindia pulls Lunatic over to chill as well

21:43 <LunaticHell> yay

21:43 <LunaticHell> Let's get the fun going, then, shall we?

21:44 <LunaticHell> https://derpibooru.org/1076283

21:44 <LunaticHell> (The fun has been doubled)

21:44 <Lumindia> what...

21:44 <Lumindia> what is that thing?

21:44 <LunaticHell> It's an alpaca.

21:45 <LunaticHell> It's Pinkie Pie's standin for the video game "them's fightin' herds", which uses to be "fighting is magic", then got taken down but then Lauren Faust came and saved the day.

21:46 <LunaticHell> She developed six NEW characters that are used for the game and are inspired by the mane six. Hasbro can't touch this.

21:46 <Lumindia> heh

21:46 <Electron> Do you think that ponies are going downhill as well?

21:46 <Lumindia> so basically Lauren liked the concept and helped keep the game alive via spiritual successors?

21:47 <LunaticHell> More than that, she joined the crew.

21:47 <Cepheid> I get the impression that Lauren Faust would actually work on a TV show based on that game with the characters she created, if the developers asked her to do so.

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21:48 <LunaticHell> She's developed concept, drew them, wrote background stories and did a ton of work in forming this new universe and filling it with life.

21:49 <Cepheid> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaiR14JQlOU

21:49 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

21:49 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Chattering Leo the Cat

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21:49 <LunaticHell> We got an alpaca, a sheep, a cow, a dragon, a raindeer and a classical unicorn.

21:50 <Sombra> I'm a unicorn

21:50 <LunaticHell> aaaaand....a goat

21:50 <LunaticHell> https://derpibooru.org/1023818

21:51 <LunaticHell> It shouldn't take you long to recognize who got inspired by who, right?

21:51 <Sombra> Yes

21:51 <LunaticHell> (touch the cow, do it now)

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21:52 <LunaticHell> And then...one day in a far away season in an episode far far away...the mane six meet the fightin' six.

21:53 <keemstars> my meat is bigger than tiny india http://i.imgur.com/Ixg29Y9.jpg

21:53 <keemstars> who wants a taste

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21:54 <LunaticHell> Huh

21:54 <Sombra> Awkward.

21:55 <Sombra> Please get on that ban derpy

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21:56 <Cepheid> The person is using proxies to get around the z-line.

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21:57 <Cepheid> If he's getting around the Z-lines, a channel ban won't work.

21:57 <DerpyHooves> he's also very bored, it seems

21:57 <DerpyHooves> so he may be around a while

21:57 <DerpyHooves> just disregard their existance

21:58 <Cepheid> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qqy5dlYRTI Gods, what a weird sound..

21:58 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

21:58 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Viivi the chattering cat

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22:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Drawfriend Stuff #2014 [ http://tinyurl.com/hmshs2p ]

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22:07 <LunaticHell> Hey, I got something we can talk about for fun.

22:07 <Sombra> Politics?

22:07 <LunaticHell> o. O

22:08 <Electron> Why is Gabby so hyperactive?

22:08 <Sombra> No that's a joke, what's your something

22:09 <LunaticHell> https://derpibooru.org/913507

22:09 <LunaticHell> Steampunk ponies

22:09 <LunaticHell> and missing limbs

22:10 <DerpyHooves> <Electron> Why is Gabby so hyperactive? - Enthusiasm.

22:10 <DerpyHooves> Its a heck of a thing

22:10 <Sombra> Her first experience with a pony was watching pinkie pie.

22:10 <Sombra> And it rubbed off on her.

22:11 <LunaticHell> Remember Pinkie Pie's reaction when she saw "fun" for the first time?

22:11 <Sombra> Yes.

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22:11 <Sombra> And wierd al's reaction when he say pinkie pie for the first time?

22:11 <Sombra> *saw

22:11 <LunaticHell> Cheese

22:11 <LunaticHell> Yes.

22:11 <DerpyHooves> Basically Pinkie is the source of the Smile virus

22:12 <Sombra> And I must be the cure.

22:12 <Cepheid> !link https://derpibooru.org/955464

22:12 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this picture is about solo claws oc only artificial hands tongue out (and 11 more)

22:13 <LunaticHell> and this is how it turned out with her brother

22:13 <LunaticHell> https://derpibooru.org/913508

22:13 <LunaticHell> (love the reaction of the guy in the background)

22:16 <LunaticHell> tl;dr version https://derpibooru.org/912830

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22:20 <Schism> Heehee, tales from doctors... "One of my coworkers told me that his kids thought he worked for a widget making company since he was always bringing home drug branded crap."

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22:22 <LunaticHell> "Hey Twily, leg it." https://derpibooru.org/905353

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22:23 <Cepheid> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH7uhgPD0gY When you watch cats in slow motion, you realize they really *ARE* a liquid.

22:23 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

22:23 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Awesome Cats In Slow Motion (1,500fps)

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22:25 <Cepheid> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xN12kR4TLc Especially this video.

22:25 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Cat Jumping in Slow Motion - The Slow Mo Guys

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22:26 <KooK> Watching Sweeny Todd and I really want a meat pie now...

22:26 <Lumindia> huh

22:26 <Lumindia> I just realized that The Police directly referenced "Lolita" in their song "Don't Stand So Close To Me"

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22:28 <Cepheid> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHrzJXGIQVI Slightly different.  Cats have a third eyelid.

22:28 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

22:28 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Nictitating membrane (aka third eyelid) on my cat

22:29 <Cepheid> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvsNS48Pw5Q XD

22:29 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

22:29 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Cat sleeping with eyes open

22:30 <LunaticHell> https://derpibooru.org/1247019 I bet I can make up a better name for her.

22:30 <LunaticHell> Lemme take a closer look at her cutie mark....hum....

22:31 <LunaticHell> Skull and Bones.....OH FFFFFFFUUUUUUUU

22:31 <Verandure> I like how the episode implies that as soon as you get your cutie mark, you're an expert in that field, socially, regardless of your age.

22:31 <Schism> Luminida: Wait, you didn't realize that before?  It's right there in the lyrics, "Just like that book by Nabakov".

22:31 <Lumindia> I've never actually LISTENED to the lyrics before

22:31 <LunaticHell> Expert, how?

22:32 * LunaticHell drags Verandure "Expert, how?" o. o

22:32 <KooK> I agree with Verandure

22:32 * Electron ( ·—·)

22:32 * Lumindia tosses a Gabby hyped up on Red Bull into the channel

22:32 * Lumindia FLEES

22:32 <Verandure> The CMC are lauded as experts on cutie marks without actually demonstrating any expertise in that material.

22:32 <KooK> That bothered me

22:32 <Lumindia> well their solution is "Throw yourself at stuff until you're good at something"

22:33 <Verandure> To the point where parents went to them when they had a question on their filly's cutie mark.

22:33 <LunaticHell> Hold on, I can explain that.

22:33 <Lumindia> = 3=

22:33 <LunaticHell> There is one school in ponyville.

22:33 <KooK> LunaticHell: "It's a cartoon"

22:33 <Verandure> ^

22:33 <LunaticHell> Since they got their cutie mark they got popular with the kids there.

22:33 <Schism> Lumindia, it just so happens that Sting had a fangirl he really didn't want hanging around.

22:33 <Verandure> Everyone in their class had a cutie mark before them.

22:33 <LunaticHell> The kids bring it to their parent's attention.

22:33 <Lumindia> well then

22:33 <Lumindia> that's... something to know

22:34 <LunaticHell> Well they did help Diamond Tiara become nice, no?

22:34 <Schism> Yeah, let's just say it was a nasty situation.

22:34 <LunaticHell> By helping her with her cutie mark or something like that.

22:34 <Lumindia> They helped her stand up to her parents

22:34 <Lumindia> I think

22:34 <LunaticHell> That was a big deal to the ponies at school.

22:35 <Verandure> It's a bit nebulous, really. They helped her "use her mark for good" or something.

22:35 <LunaticHell> Also they work for free.

22:35 <Verandure> Working for free isn't exactly unprecedented.

22:35 <Lumindia> something about school budget or something?

22:35 <Lumindia> for a new playground?

22:35 <Lumindia> I don't really remember

22:35 * Cepheid flops off to take a shower.

22:35 <Schism> Lumindia: Another song by The Police, "Every Breath You Take", is even more disturbing.

22:35 <LunaticHell> Sorta.

22:35 <Lumindia> Schism: THAT one I'm well aware of

22:35 <Lumindia> stalker

22:36 * Cepheid will follow up with bed, so see you tomorrow or later this evening.

22:36 <Schism> Yup.

22:36 <Verandure> Night, Cepheid.

22:36 <Schism> Nini, Cephy.

22:36 <Lumindia> I love how most of their songs are laden in thinly-veiled themes

22:36 <Schism> If they're even veiled at all.

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22:37 <Schism> Sting is slightly less than amused by the fact that 'Every Breath You Take' is possibly the most popular wedding song ever.

22:38 <Lumindia> ahaha

22:38 <Lumindia> yeah

22:38 <Lumindia> tfw you write a song about a stalker

22:38 <Lumindia> people think of it as a love song

22:38 <Lumindia> of sorts

22:38 <DerpyHooves> yep

22:38 <Lumindia> Message in a Bottle is pretty clear, though

22:38 <DerpyHooves> the JOKE tends to be its about a stalker...but the reality is thats what it is

22:38 <Lumindia> Dude is all alone, either in love or in life

22:38 <Lumindia> turns out there's a buncha people out in the world just like him

22:39 <Schism> Yeah, I like that one.

22:39 <Lumindia> first song of theirs I heard

22:39 <Schism> Really, Sting and the Police are all kinds of awesome anyway.

22:39 <Lumindia> I actually used their song "Can't Stand Losing You" in a school project

22:40 <Lumindia> basically it was about a teen that was forced to write a journal about his relationship with his ex as part of a punishment

22:40 <Lumindia> the entire book was about dating violence

22:41 <Lumindia> The song list I chose was

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22:41 <Lumindia> "Ever Fallen In Love? - Why Do You Love Me? - The Perfect Drug - Trust - Can't Stand Losing You - How Could This Happen To Me? - Stand Inside Your Love - Since I Don't Have You"

22:41 <Schism> "Pinkie Pie: Wanna hear the song I sing to my parents? Oh, sorry, I mean- the song they sang to me?"  "Applejack: Doesn't matter which one, Pinkie. As long as it's not one of those sad ones with a deceptively happy tune."

22:42 <Scootaloo> I know a great perfect drug & taylor swift mashup

22:42 <Scootaloo> It's so good

22:42 <Lumindia> I'm surprised ytou know what song I'm talking about, Scoots

22:42 <Lumindia> o 3o

22:42 <Scootaloo> Dude

22:42 <Scootaloo> I know ALL the memes

22:42 <Lumindia> wait, memes?

22:42 <Scootaloo> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhvXST1Rc3g

22:42 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

22:42 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Taylor Swift vs. Nine Inch Nails - Shake It Off (The Perfect Drug)

22:43 <Lumindia> When it came out in Rock Band, it was one of the toughest songs on drums, and one of the m ost technical

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22:43 <Scootaloo> Give this mashup a try it's so worth it

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22:43 <DriftedAway> so uh anything new in the fandom?

22:44 <Not-Renny> I am pon

22:44 <DriftedAway> im just now recovering from a very bad money hole so yeah now i have time again yay!

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22:44 <Schism> Also, in terms of upbeat songs with horrific lyrics, one cannot go without mentioning 'Komm, Susser Todd' from End of Evangelion.

22:44 <Renny> Whoo

22:45 * Schism hums Pachelbel's Canon. o3o

22:45 <Lumindia> Schism: To show that the songs I chose related to the story in some way, I selected a sentence or two from the book to fit with each one

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22:49 <Phantasma_Eeria> How does one write in italics?

22:49 <Scootaloo> Magic

22:51 <Sour_Sweet> Unleash the magic, free the magic now.

22:51 <Phantasma_Eeria> Unleash the magic

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22:51 <Lumindia> Italics

22:52 <Scootaloo> Magic

22:52 <Schism> It's a little tricky, but simple enough once you figure it out...

22:52 <Phantasma_Eeria> _i hate you_

22:53 <Phantasma_Eeria> Dammit...that works on Skype

22:53 * Scootaloo patpats Phantasma_Eeria

22:53 <Phantasma_Eeria> Schism: you're just being mean... I thought we were friends

22:53 <Schism> Yeah, *bolding*, _underline_, /italics/, there are some tricks depending on the circumstance.  Ctrl-I usually works on most clients.

22:54 <Schism> Also \sarcasm\.  Of course, colours, bold and underscores are stripped on the channel.  Italics just bypass the c tag.

22:54 <Phantasma_Eeria> I can't Ctrl-I I'm on an iPhone

22:55 <Schism> Well, then, I fear there's no way.  *patpats*

22:55 <Phantasma_Eeria> Aww

22:55 <Sour_Sweet> ¡ʎɐʍʎuɐ uʍop ǝpᴉsdn ǝʇᴉɹʍ sǝuod looƆ

22:55 <Schism> !flip

22:55 * DerpyBot flies up in the air and does a backflip

22:55 * DerpyBot lands safely on her hooves

22:57 <Phantasma_Eeria> You guys are being mean to me

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22:57 * Sour_Sweet giggles

23:00 <Scootaloo> Woo looks like that Sunset plush I commissioned is done

23:00 <Schism> Heehee.  "The use of force is always an answer to problems. Whether or not it's a satisfactory answer depends on a number of things."

23:00 <Scootaloo> I'll link it when the artist posts it on

23:02 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Rarity Day Starts Tomorrow! [ http://tinyurl.com/honxrpn ]

23:02 <Scootaloo> Woo Rarity day

23:03 <FreezeFrame> Best pone day!

23:03 <Scootaloo> She is a good horse

23:04 <Phantasma_Eeria> I prefer Fluttershy...rarity is too melodramatic

23:04 <Sour_Sweet> Marshmallows for everypony!

23:04 <Scootaloo> They're both good horses

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23:06 * Sour_Sweet has a Rarity wallpaper on his phone because Android Marshmallow.

23:06 <FreezeFrame> I like melodramatic

23:06 <Scootaloo> I use the default wallpaper on my nexus

23:06 <Sour_Sweet> Yeah sometimes she's a little annoying.

23:06 <Scootaloo> Too much of a closet brony to use wallpapers on my phone

23:07 <Sour_Sweet> !link https://derpiboo.ru/1098720

23:07 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this picture is about solo rarity crying crystal water (and 3 more)

23:07 <Sour_Sweet> Yes I have a sad wallpaper because I'm a sad horse

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23:08 <Scootaloo> Ooh a rain-gear piece

23:08 <Scootaloo> Nice choice

23:09 <Scootaloo> There's a Rarity piece I like used in a song I like but the artist took it down from their deviantart

23:09 <Scootaloo> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14lc4dU6RVk This song

23:09 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

23:09 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Alone

23:10 <Scootaloo> It's also a sad song

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23:10 <steven> http://imgur.com/HgJhxWK

23:10 <steven> pls fuck me pls

23:10 <Scootaloo> I'm not clicking on that lol

23:10 <steven> i need 2 be fucked

23:10 <DerpyHooves> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQSz6gKdhO8

23:10 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Shine Like Rarity

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23:10 *** steven was kicked by DerpyHooves (Yes, yes, go away.)

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23:11 <Scootaloo> Shiropoint, that name is really familiar

23:11 <steven> im trying 2 cum

23:11 <steven> help me cum

23:11 <Sour_Sweet> Bye steven

23:11 * Sour_Sweet waves

23:11 <steven> im from pakista

23:11 *** steven was kicked by DerpyHooves (I can do this all day.)

23:11 <DerpyHooves> Copied and pasted

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23:11 *** steven was kicked by DerpyHooves (I can do this all day.)

23:11 <Scootaloo> Stop toying with him and ban him lol

23:11 <DerpyHooves> No point

23:11 <Scootaloo> You're mean

23:11 <Phantasma_Eeria> Wait for it

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23:12 *** steven was kicked by DerpyHooves (I can do this all day.)

23:12 <Phantasma_Eeria> Called it

23:12 <Phantasma_Eeria> Hey DerpyHooves

23:12 <DerpyHooves> Hey there!

23:12 * Phantasma_Eeria Britishes at DerpyHooves

23:12 <DerpyHooves> x3

23:13 <Scootaloo> Ah shiropoint does pmvs

23:14 <Scootaloo> Ooh Ellie Goulding song

23:14 <Scootaloo> Starry eyed, good choice

23:14 <DerpyHooves> Ha - Sometimes counter-persistance pays off. x3

23:14 * Scootaloo patpats DerpyHooves for having good taste

23:14 <DerpyHooves> It's Rarity, good taste comes as standard

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23:15 <Schism> Hmm, wouldn't it be best to just z-line Cogico dialup for the most part?

23:15 <Scootaloo> http://doublebackstitcharts.deviantart.com/art/Half-scale-29-inch-Sunset-Shimmer-plush-634136308 This is the Sunset plush I commissioned

23:15 <Sour_Sweet> He was z:lined already

23:15 <Phantasma_Eeria> GAH! Computery things!

23:16 <Schism> Shiny, Scootaloo!

23:16 <Sour_Sweet> You could use wilcards or name bans as well

23:16 *** DriftedAway is now known as DinkyDoo

23:16 <Sour_Sweet> wildcards*

23:16 <Schism> That's a cute quilted mane.

23:16 <Scootaloo> Yeah the artist added a vinyl cpver to her eyes to give it a glossy look

23:16 <Scootaloo> She's also gonna be even bigger than my Luna geez

23:17 <DerpyHooves> x3

23:17 <Phantasma_Eeria> I have a Luna, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy and Derpy Hooves plush

23:17 <Sour_Sweet> Then you obviously need a new Luna

23:18 <Phantasma_Eeria> Because my girlfriend is a huge brony as well, and get me flutters Derpy and Luna

23:18 <Scootaloo> Good choices

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23:19 <LunaticHell> I go bed, gud nite.

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23:19 *** ChanServ sets mode: +h Nedemai

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23:20 <mahmud> my cock is bigger than allah http://imgur.com/cete7CS

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23:21 <DerpyHooves> and apparently bigger than your IQ

23:21 <DerpyHooves> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbH4r4H8qDE - for Scootaloo! x3

23:21 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Ace Attorney 6: AMERICA

23:22 <DerpyHooves> DGS, it turns out, not 6

23:22 <Phantasma_Eeria> Bai!

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23:27 <Schism> Say, stupid question.  Why are there no real generic insulins in the US and Canada?  Eli Lilly and Novo have the market totally wrapped up in a nice neat bun.

23:27 <Scootaloo> Because $$$$

23:28 <Schism> Well, yes, but you would think that it's an obvious field for other companies to get into, considering the extensive market.

23:28 <Sour_Sweet> https://grendeleev.deviantart.com/art/Sweet-and-Savory-411421918

23:29 <Scootaloo> How unsanitary

23:29 <FreezeFrame> Schism: Because, despite what you have been told in school, capitalism inherently favors the eventual formation of a monopoly.

23:30 *** Fall sets mode: +d 120

23:30 <Sour_Sweet> That should be exatly what you've learned in school

23:31 * Schism deadpans, "Thank you for that concise economic lesson, which I didn't quite get out of Atlas Shrugged in the first place."

23:34 <Schism> Sorry, I'm kind of snarky tonight.

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23:39 <Scootaloo> America!

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23:45 * DinkyDoo shakes Scootaloo "merica!

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23:47 <DerpyHooves> lol

23:48 * DinkyDoo pops out of box sees nothing much goes back in

23:53 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Story Updates - September 12th  [ http://tinyurl.com/z9cmkn3 ]

23:58 * Scootaloo shakes DinkyDoo back

23:58 <Scootaloo> Freedom

23:59 * DinkyDoo passes out in fright