Log archive of EquestriaDaily for Wednesday, 2016-09-14

00:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Character Designer Kora Kosicka - Rainbow Dash's Dad Not Her Dad, Apple Parents Dead and More [ http://tinyurl.com/jsucm3p ]

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00:02 <wobniaR> Sweet

00:04 <Sour_Sweet> Sour :P

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00:26 <Verandure> I agree.

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00:53 <Thelema5|away> I missed Vulpor :(

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00:53 <Thelema5> !seen Librarian

00:53 <DerpyBot> Thelema5: The last time I saw Librarian was 2016-09-10 15:32:58 UTC

00:54 <Thelema5> Heh.  Librarian should be in Thailand by now

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01:03 <Schism> By the simple expenditure of mastication, the Flower Trio eagerly devoured a small article in a monthly periodical labeled 'THEY Don't Want You To Know', in order to prevent them from getting their hooves on it.

01:05 <Schism> Poor, innocent Roseluck.

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01:11 <Princess-Luna> Yeeesh, that 3rd case on AA6 ended pretty tragically. o.o

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01:13 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Drawfriend Stuff # BEST OF RARITY (Part 1) [ http://tinyurl.com/j559pue ]

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01:16 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> !seen Jon-The_Bronynerd

01:16 <DerpyBot> The_Nostalgia_Mare: The last time I saw Jon-The_Bronynerd was 2016-09-12 23:12:21 UTC

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01:36 <KooK> Hmm

01:36 <KooK> !flip

01:36 * DerpyBot flips a muffin

01:36 * DerpyBot catches the muffin with her hoof, upside down

01:39 <KooK> http://i.imgur.com/Li3Poqi.jpg

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01:47 <Schism> "Celestia, I'm not entirely certain how you think this professional relationship is going to work, but it doesn't start well when you demonstrate that I have the mental capacity of a papier mache figurine.  I'm an EMPATH.  Showing up in a pegasus disguise won't work well when your emotions are clearly well over a thousand years old."

01:48 <Schism> demonstrate that you think*

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01:54 <FreezeFrame> Are you reading bad fanfic again?

01:55 <Schism> Nah.

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01:59 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Drawfriend Stuff #Best of Rarity (Part 2) (SAUCY WARNING)  [ http://tinyurl.com/guu34bd ]

02:01 <Verandure> That entire post is saucy o.o

02:02 <Princess-Luna> I approve

02:02 <Schism> That's quite a lot of sauce.

02:02 <Schism> SFW, thankfully, but my my.

02:03 <Verandure> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mgj9HvLYLUM

02:03 <Princess-Luna> Well, Rarity is clearly most seductive pon'

02:03 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

02:03 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Goran Bregovic - Soferska

02:03 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Rarity Day Customs, Plushies and Crafts [ http://tinyurl.com/gwhm4rl ]

02:03 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Nightly Discussion #834 [ http://tinyurl.com/zldgyfn ]

02:03 <Verandure> I'm not sure I'd call that SFW.

02:03 <Princess-Luna> I would say that it's SFW enough

02:03 <Verandure> It's not explicit, but I wouldn't be caught dead looking at that at work =P

02:04 <Schism> Safe for Woona, that is.

02:04 <Princess-Luna> I shall be intrigued to see how September 22nd, Sunsets tribute day, works out

02:05 <wobniaR> What

02:05 <wobniaR> Only a few of those images have loaded and I wouldn't consider that "SFW" lol

02:05 <Princess-Luna> You commented the other day on it

02:05 <Princess-Luna> xD OH

02:06 <Princess-Luna> x3

02:06 <wobniaR> There's crotch shots and way too close intimacy in a bunch of those

02:06 <Princess-Luna> Well, it says saucy

02:06 <Princess-Luna> not SFW

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02:07 <wobniaR> Fair enough

02:07 <Verandure> That is true.

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02:08 <KooK> (It's big, it's heavy, it's wood)

02:10 <Schism> It's loooog, it's looooog... it's better then bad, it's good!

02:10 <wobniaR> http://inuhoshi-to-darkpen.deviantart.com/art/A-New-Crusader-634349106 Here's the arts

02:10 <Verandure> Very fuzzy horses.

02:10 <wobniaR> Inuhoshi always does them super fuzzy for some reason

02:11 <Verandure> Much closer to pre-MLP furry art than MLP art, in my opinion.

02:11 <wobniaR> It's a different style but I like it for what it is

02:11 <wobniaR> One thing I've noticed is that there is a strong overlap between furry and MLP artists

02:11 <wobniaR> It's almost the same subject except one is focused on horses and that world

02:12 <Verandure> Oh, of course!

02:13 <wobniaR> Anyways yeah I like the cute and friendship art

02:13 <wobniaR> Not that other stuff

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02:13 <Schism> !link uotapo is trying to murder us

02:13 <DerpyBot> https://derpibooru.org/1145390

02:14 <Schism> That's not fuzzy.  That's not fuzzy at all!

02:14 <wobniaR> I don't find that cute at all

02:14 <wobniaR> But derpibooru sure does

02:15 <wobniaR> Geez 1501 upvotes

02:15 <wobniaR> Anyways night

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02:16 <Verandure> The big eyes, skin shine, and meticulously crafted accessories tell me that she is cute in that picture.

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02:25 <Schism> ... a Norwegian black metal artist, Fenriz, of the band Darkthrone, has been elected to his town council after posting a picture of himself with his cat (named 'Peanut Butter') and a message requesting, 'Please don't vote for me.'

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02:26 <Schism> He literally said, 'Okay, I guess I'll show up in the running, but I really don't want this position'.  And then people decided to vote him into office because evidently he was better than the other options?

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02:27 <Schism> And now he's stuck in the position for four years.  Poor guy.

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02:29 <Princess-Luna> People seem to have entirely lost the concept of how to vote appropriately

02:30 <Schism> I like how he said, self-depreciatingly, "I'm a pillar of my community."

02:31 <Schism> On the other hand, he's got an honest face.  https://d235mwrq2dn9n5.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/gylve_66288q-560x397-616x440.jpg

02:33 <Schism> (The poor man looks terrified.  I know I would be...)

02:34 <Princess-Luna> Huh, one of MLP's most interesting plotpoints of previous episodes was dropped today - confirmation of dead apple-parents. o.o

02:35 <Schism> Another picture of the guy, the image of him with his cat: http://i.imgur.com/waifSWy.jpg

02:35 <Schism> Wait, confirmed?  o.o  I know that Applejack sang, "If mom and dad were around..."

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02:39 <Schism> Oh, and London transit riders may be amused by a successful Kickstarter which came to fruition today/yesterday.  The Clapham Common Tube station was overtaken by advertisement replacements - every one of the 68 adverts within the station were replaced by pictures of cats.

02:40 <Schism> This may be the best replacement I've ever heard of, and I have no doubt that the transiters were equally amused, bemused, and confused.

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02:52 <Schism> Also, the London Rail cat replacement group?  That's how you advertise an advertising group.

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02:53 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> !mbox list

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02:56 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> !mail Jon-The_BronyNerd Tell me what gotten you so busy, dear.

02:56 <DerpyBot> Thank you for using the Derpy Mail Service 6_9

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03:00 <Schism> This is about right.  http://tinyurl.com/j8zwkvb

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03:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Rarity Day Story: The Best of Tensions [ http://tinyurl.com/hkth5f4 ]

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03:13 <Dvivde> Hum.  Blast it all.

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03:31 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Rarity Day - Open Entry Art Compilation  [ http://tinyurl.com/gqcceo3 ]

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03:42 <DerpyFIM4> Okay, so Equestria Daily is a *blog*? Also, who turned on +d?

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03:46 <Schism> +d was turned on due to the fact that a number of trolls have come into the channel recently.

03:47 <Schism> I think it was VinylScratch who enabled it.

03:47 <Ali> Trolls?

03:47 <Schism> Folks posting a wide variety of NSFW images.

03:48 <Schism> A one-minute delay on joining and chatting is a reasonable countermeasure to those sorts.

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03:51 <Schism> Also, DerpyFIM4, Equestria Daily has always been a blog about the show and associated fandom.  The IRC channel is barely, /barely/ associated with it.

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03:52 <Schism> #equestriadaily has always had a more stable relationship with Fimfiction and Derpibooru.

03:52 <Schism> And certain radio programs.

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03:53 <Schism> And cider manufacturers.

03:53 <hiig> huh. the more you know

03:54 <DerpyFIM4> Oh I thought it meant +d stood for +derpyliferuiningassociation

03:54 <DerpyFIM4> just kidding

03:54 <DerpyFIM4> And whu do I always miss the exciting things?

03:54 <Schism> For example, Thelema5 is heavily associated with #equestriadaily, and pays a certain fee every year for advertising.

03:54 <DerpyFIM4> There are ads here?

03:55 <DerpyFIM4> Well good thing I use my own client.

03:55 <DerpyFIM4> no ads for me

03:55 <Thelema5> $377.52 just this week

03:55 <Schism> I never said it was a very large fee.

03:55 <hiig> that sounds pretty large to me!

03:55 <Schism> But I never said it wasn't.

03:55 <hiig> touche

03:55 <Thelema5> I see a 20% ROI, so it's good

03:55 <DerpyFIM4> @Thelema5 Don't ads MAKE money?

03:56 <Thelema5> I see a 20% ROI, so it's good

03:56 <hiig> wait, so whats the advert?

03:56 <Schism> Sweet Apple Acres manage a good return.

03:56 <Schism> Plus, Rainbow Dash buys a good 10% of Thelema5's production.

03:56 <Thelema5> hiig, I've no idea.  I'm just playing along with whatever I happened to walk into

03:57 <DerpyFIM4> [20:55] <DerpyFIM4> @Thelema5 Don't ads MAKE money?

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03:57 <Thelema5> I suspect you don't know how Return on Investment works

03:58 <hiig> im probably just too tired, but am i missing something here? youre paying to display ads on the site, but you dont know what youre advertising for?

03:58 <Schism> Thelema5: DerpyFIM4 didn't realise that EQD is a blog.  We're playing games.

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03:58 <DerpyFIM4> I have no idea what we're even talking about, much less what RoI is

03:58 <hiig> sorry, im sure its just something real stupid on my part

03:58 <Thelema5> 'Tis a farce, anyway.  I don't pay a cent to #equestriadaily for anything, much less advertising

03:58 <DerpyFIM4> I thought this channel was owned by equestria daily

03:58 <Thelema5> Nope.

03:58 <Schism> DerpyFIM4, hiig, when you pay a certain amount of money to a company, you expect a certain amount in return over periods of time.

03:59 <DerpyFIM4> Because I've never been to Equestria Daily.

03:59 <hiig> seriously?

03:59 <Thelema5> It's a private network called canternet hosted on unaffliated servers.  EQD just links to it

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03:59 <DerpyFIM4> Ik what Canternet is, I just thought the channel was registered by EQD

04:00 <Schism> For example, if you pay $100,000 to an investment group, you might expect $10,000 per quarter over a period of 12 quarters.  The overage is your 'return on investment', a realization of your initial funding.

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04:00 <Thelema5> It's owned by Ali

04:00 <Thelema5> This channel, that is.

04:00 <DerpyFIM4> But isn't s/he from EQD?

04:01 <Thelema5> No, I suspect they had a falling out with Seth at one point.

04:01 <Schism> A 20% return, or ROI, is far above what you might reasonably expect from any investment group, but it's not utterly impossible.

04:01 <Thelema5> Total guess.

04:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Newbie Artist Training Grounds VI: Day 29 [ http://tinyurl.com/z6s5qdb ]

04:02 <DerpyFIM4> Someone registered #EquestriaDaily on freenode....

04:02 * Ali never actually talked to Seth >.>

04:02 <Thelema5> Because I mentioned the channel to seth one time and mentioned that he should stop in- he said that it might be nice to see some old familiar people

04:02 <Thelema5> Ah.  Perhaps he was refering to someone else.

04:02 <DerpyFIM4> So seth owns equestriadaily.com?

04:02 <DerpyFIM4> Not ali?

04:02 <Thelema5> Correct

04:02 * Ali owns nada of the website.

04:03 <Schism> Ali's not associated with the wobsuite at all.

04:03 <DerpyFIM4> Oh.

04:03 <Schism> Frankly, the idea that Ali is in any way involved with Equestria Daily terrifies and frightens me.  :P

04:04 <DerpyFIM4> hey I just found something cool

04:04 <Thelema5> Is it ice?

04:04 <DerpyFIM4> When I press caps lock on one of my keyboards the light turns on on my other one

04:04 <DerpyFIM4> ;YPY

04:04 <DerpyFIM4> ioi

04:04 <DerpyFIM4> dang

04:04 <DerpyFIM4> fail

04:05 <DerpyFIM4> I made a script to play a song and now whenever I type semicolon it spams letters

04:05 <DerpyFIM4> That explains my raging emoji.

04:05 <Ali> And you'd been banned for spam

04:05 <DerpyFIM4> No I just mean it looks like this: YetYtyeIO

04:05 <Thelema5> 2L33t4M3

04:06 <Pony|25045> I'm really confused on what you are talking about

04:06 <Ali> Ugh, leetspeak

04:06 <Thelema5> The worst moonspeak

04:06 <Schism> Pony|25045, don't worry, it'd be even worse if you understood.

04:06 <DerpyFIM4> @Pony|25045 So I made a script for virtualpiano.net that plays a song when i type semicolon

04:06 <DerpyFIM4> and when I tried to do an emoji it failed

04:07 <Thelema5> !link floof

04:07 <DerpyBot> Twilight says she doesn't have anything in the library about that

04:07 <Thelema5> I must rectify this immediately

04:08 <Thelema5> !link https://derpiboo.ru/1221022

04:08 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this picture is about oc artist:northern-glider traditional art solo oc:fluffle puff (and 2 more)

04:08 <Thelema5> !link floof

04:08 <DerpyBot> Twilight says she doesn't have anything in the library about that

04:08 * Thelema5 pouts

04:09 <DerpyFIM4> !link floof https://derpiboo.ru/1221022

04:09 <DerpyBot> Twilight says she doesn't have anything in the library about that

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04:09 <DerpyFIM4> didn't work.

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04:11 <RandomBrony> do you know any website I can watch the show? I'm at episode 22 season 2 and can't find the other ep

04:11 <Thelema5> I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids

04:11 <Thelema5> Try kisscartoon.me

04:11 <DerpyFIM4> Netflix, YouTube, HuluPlus, the DVDs.

04:11 <Thelema5> They have most stuff streaming on the day of release

04:12 <DerpyFIM4> Tape recording them as they air.

04:12 <Ali> Who uses VHS still?

04:12 <DerpyFIM4> I have both old and new setups.

04:12 <DerpyFIM4> Wait....no I don't.

04:12 <DerpyFIM4> I *do*, but I can't use one and record the other.

04:12 <hiig> Ali: hipsters?

04:13 <DerpyFIM4> Ali: Ali?

04:13 <DerpyFIM4> jk

04:13 <Sour_Sweet> I got my last tapes digitallized ages ago Ali :P

04:14 <Sour_Sweet> I do however still have 8 mm film from my grandpa

04:14 <RandomBrony> i have to convince my parents to get netflix

04:14 <DerpyFIM4> Do they have Hulu?

04:14 <RandomBrony> no

04:15 <DerpyFIM4> OK I think Netflix has a free trial so just watch them all really fast.

04:15 <hiig> or...y'know...TPB

04:15 <Thelema5> Kisscartoon.me ALSO has every episode of Steven Universe available to stream free- so if you start now you can watch the whole show in one epic 24 hour marathon

04:15 <Sour_Sweet> RandomBrony: There are free alternatives. Streaming is harder than downloading. Netflix is really worth it though (at least as long as you're in the U.S. )

04:16 <Thelema5> Well, more like 23 hours... but bathroom breaks

04:16 <DerpyFIM4> @hiig Some bronies pirate episodes, but I don't.

04:16 <hiig> Thelema5, please dont remind me. i started watching it a couple of days ago, and now im halfway through it

04:16 <RandomBrony> it took me from october last year till now to watch two seasons hahaha

04:16 <Thelema5> XD

04:17 <hiig> i probably could have watched much more, but...well theres this pesky thing called 'work' that i need to take care of

04:17 <Thelema5> Yeah, isn't it bothersome?

04:17 <hiig> especially customer service

04:17 <Thelema5> Ugh.  I can't deal with customers one-on-one anymore.

04:18 <Thelema5> I just don't have the patience.

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04:18 <DerpyFIM4> @Thelema5 Do you work for a company that sells software or something?

04:18 <RandomBrony> @Sour_Sweet i'll be in the us untill end of may, when my exchange programm ends and i'll have to go back to italy where netflix has nothing

04:18 <hiig> try dealing with 430 for 16 hours in a pressurised tube at 40k ft

04:18 <Thelema5> No, I work as a digital marketing and social media director, DerpyFIM4

04:18 <DerpyFIM4> Oh, cause I was gonna ask for a free copy of microsoft word xD

04:18 <DerpyFIM4> jk

04:19 <hiig> ugh, i stopped using word after 2000

04:19 <Thelema5> I am literally talking to people on the internet about 18 hours a day, between work and socializing

04:19 <hiig> i hate when they oversimplify the interface

04:19 <DerpyFIM4> I think either OpenOffice or google docs is better.

04:19 <DerpyFIM4> Plus they're free.

04:19 <Schism> "Have you perhaps considered that you may be the only supervillain in history who has offered us a fair deal?" "... that possibility did not occur to me, no.  Do you mean that sincerely?"

04:20 <Thelema5> Schism, XD

04:20 <hiig> aye, openoffice works well

04:20 <Sour_Sweet> DerpyFIM4: LibreOffice

04:20 <Thelema5> I like Libreoffice

04:20 <hiig> does that come on windows?

04:20 <hiig> im currently using that on my linux lappy

04:20 <DerpyFIM4> come *on* or come *with*?

04:20 <Sour_Sweet> OpenOffice is outdated and might even be terminated

04:20 <hiig> get out

04:20 <Schism> Thelema5: I'd dearly like to see a supervillain actually offer their potential subjects an honestly good deal.  X3

04:20 * Thelema5 nods

04:21 <Schism> How else would you create an empire?

04:21 <Thelema5> Brute force and fear?

04:21 <DerpyFIM4> I'm trying out my new app.

04:21 <Sour_Sweet> LibreOffice and OpenOffice are basically the same thing except for that LibreOffice split from it some time ago

04:21 <hiig> Thelema5: and monologues

04:21 <Thelema5> And combovers

04:21 <Schism> Well, you can try that, but a sweet offer works so much better.

04:21 <DerpyFIM4> I call it IRC voice! Hold on mommy I'll take my nap time I'm just finishing up on my chat.

04:22 <Schism> Honestly, offer them some tasty egg salad sandwiches or something.

04:22 <hiig> i dunno. arent all the best villains bals?

04:22 <hiig> bald*

04:22 <DerpyFIM4> @Schism The best dinner is a fish sandwich and Dr. Pepper.

04:23 <Thelema5> Fried chicken and cider ftw

04:23 <Schism> You are clearly a monster and need to be put down for the good of humanity.  The best dinner is a CHICKEN sandwich.

04:23 <DerpyFIM4> Which sense of cider?

04:23 <DerpyFIM4> NVM forget I ask

04:23 <Schism> A fried chicken sandwich.

04:23 <Thelema5> Yus

04:23 <DerpyFIM4> I will eat any meat as long as there's no sauce or anything.

04:23 <Schism> On rye bread with mayonnaise and pickles.

04:24 <Schism> And dill.

04:24 * hiig sits in the corner stuffing his face full of indian dishes

04:24 <RandomBrony> any of you listens to ponyville live?

04:24 <LogicMatrix> Homemade tacos with spices is my favorite

04:24 <hiig> used to

04:24 <Thelema5> Arbys is offering a new buffalo bleu cheese fried chicken sandwich- my favorite thing ever.  There are no Arbys near me at all

04:24 * Thelema5 too bad so sad

04:25 <hiig> i wish we had a taco bell or something where i live

04:25 <Schism> We clearly have different tastes.  :3

04:25 <DerpyFIM4> I think they deliver so if you can affors an $100 meal then say yay

04:25 <RandomBrony> in italy there is literally only mcdonald and burger king

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04:25 <Schism> Me, I picked up a cheese and steak sandwich yesterday, and really I have no regrets.

04:25 <DerpyFIM4> Okay who typed "/mode #EquestriaDaily -v DerpyFIM4"??

04:25 <DerpyFIM4> jk

04:26 <RandomBrony> what does that even do?

04:26 <hiig> in kebabistan, theres everything EXCEPT mexican!

04:26 <DerpyFIM4> It makes it so nobody else can see what you write.

04:26 <Schism> Let's face it, cheese and steak, there is absolutely no reason NOT to buy it.

04:26 <DerpyFIM4> Yeah I guess

04:26 <LogicMatrix> Sounds pretty good

04:26 <Schism> It's the utterly perfect sandwich.

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04:27 <DerpyFIM4> But my favorite is a fish sandwich

04:27 <Schism> Especially with green peppers.\

04:27 <Thelema5> Everyone has their own favorites.

04:27 <Schism> Just, nothing better.  Sorry, DerpyFIM4.

04:27 <RandomBrony> i love tuna, mayo and mozzarella on a sandwich, you should try it

04:27 <LogicMatrix> I haven't been able to go out far enough to go to fast food. I cook at home mostly now

04:27 <Thelema5> LogicMatrix, where do you live?

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04:28 <RandomBrony> what client do you use?

04:28 <Schism> Maybe, maybe you can get away with an Italian sub, but you're cutting it close.

04:28 <LogicMatrix> Idaho where there are more livestock than people. Its cause I got hurt and don't have a vehicle.

04:28 <Schism> And any sane and sensible person doesn't eat an Italian sub, I mean, what the hell's the matter with you.

04:29 <Schism> You might as well eat a meatball.  :<

04:30 <LogicMatrix> Hey make it at home and that sandwich is delicious

04:30 * Schism glares.

04:30 <Thelema5> Schism, capicola pepperoni and sharp provolone cheese on sourdough with olive oil and balsamic vinegar with shredded lettuce, onions, and olives is a near perfect meal

04:30 <Schism> You monster.

04:30 <Thelema5> O.o

04:31 <Schism> (I joke, of course.  It's not as much fun if you're not joking about it.)

04:31 <Thelema5> :p

04:31 <LogicMatrix> The fun does come from the jokes.

04:33 <Thelema5> The fun comes from the Pinkie Pie

04:33 <Thelema5> !link fun pinkie

04:33 <DerpyBot> http://derpibooru.org/418113?scope=scpec3bac6c7b787d3f7083c9b50400809b5c5dc776a

04:33 <Thelema5> ... decidedly not fun

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04:33 <Verandure> And not very funny =\

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04:35 <hiig> "oh theyre definitely having fun" - shipper probably

04:36 <RandomBrony1> I have no idea how this stuff works T.T

04:36 <hiig> irc, you mean?

04:36 <LogicMatrix> What stuff?

04:36 <RandomBrony1> irc

04:36 <LogicMatrix> I'm new so acronym means?

04:36 <hiig> internet relay chat

04:36 <hiig> iirc

04:38 <LogicMatrix> Ok, my guess by the name is you go back and forth with the chat like a conversation. I could be very wrong, but going by the words that's what I think.

04:39 <Verandure> Internet Relay is more of how the infrastructure of the chat works.

04:39 <Thelema5> ^

04:39 <hiig> its basically like a group chat on facebook messenger

04:39 <hiig> except better

04:39 <Thelema5> *older

04:39 <Verandure> Ironic, considering IRC was decades before Facebook.

04:39 <hiig> Thelema5: both statements are correct

04:40 <RandomBrony1> is there any free irc client that's easier than mirc?

04:40 <hiig> windows, right?

04:40 <RandomBrony1> ys

04:40 <hiig> try hexchat

04:40 <hiig> i think it still exists

04:41 <hiig> if you use firefox, theres also an irc extension that allows you to use irc inside the browser. its called chatzilla

04:41 <Thelema5> Just use Kiwi

04:41 <LogicMatrix> Wonder why they called it hexchat.

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04:42 <Verandure> Hexchat is pretty good.

04:42 <hiig> not too sure, but there was one called xchat before. might have been a variation of it

04:42 * Thelema5 uses HydraIRC, but only because he's an oldpone

04:43 <hiig> i use xchat on linux though

04:43 <hiig> used to use irssi

04:43 <LogicMatrix> Hmmm, now I'm thinking in hexidecimal. Oh and there are the flashbacks to assembly.

04:44 <Sour_Sweet> <3 WeeChat

04:44 <hiig> not the good kind, i assume...

04:44 <hiig> wait...i know it kinda sucks, but isnt mibbit easy to use for beginners?

04:45 * Gladiolus telnets to Thelema5

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04:45 *** Quits: RandomBrony1 (RandomBron@Pony-4h7jj1.ph.cox.net) (Quit: )

04:45 * Sour_Sweet hijacks Gladiolus' telnet line and injects ASCII butts.

04:46 * Thelema5 BBS' Gladiolus

04:46 * Gladiolus explodes

04:46 <RandomBrony> ok, i might stick with kiwi fro now

04:46 <RandomBrony> ok, i might stick with kiwi fro now

04:46 <RandomBrony> ok, i might stick with kiwi fro now

04:46 <RandomBrony> ok, i might stick with kiwi fro now

04:46 <RandomBrony> I might stick with kiwi for now

04:46 *** DerpyBot sets mode: +b *!*@Pony-4h7jj1.ph.cox.net

04:46 *** RandomBrony was kicked by DerpyBot (I only like spam when it comes with my muffins.)

04:46 <Gladiolus> that was odd

04:46 <hiig> haha

04:46 <Thelema5> Oops.

04:47 <hiig> how did he manage that?

04:47 <Thelema5> I think it was the result of that danged +d

04:47 <hiig> ah

04:47 <Gladiolus> what's a d

04:47 <LogicMatrix> Unfortunate

04:47 <hiig> delay for new joiners

04:47 <Sour_Sweet> Hehe

04:47 <Thelema5> 60 second delay = multiple messages posted

04:47 <Gladiolus> well that's dorky

04:47 <Thelema5> Yep.

04:47 <Gladiolus> lol @ the webclient just sending all the messages anyway

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04:48 <Thelema5> Can we PLEASE get rid of the +d mode now?

04:48 <Gladiolus> Ali?

04:48 <Thelema5> It is... really annoying

04:48 <Ali> Wut

04:49 <Thelema5> See above

04:49 *** Ali sets mode: -d

04:49 <Gladiolus> pls turn +d off it's bad for the room and probably an emergency measure someone forgot to turn off

04:49 <Gladiolus> problemo solvo

04:49 * Gladiolus hugs Ali

04:49 <Thelema5> YAY!

04:49 * hiig slaps the +d around a bit with a large trout.

04:49 * Thelema5 dances

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04:49 <Ali> That didn't seem to do anything?

04:49 <Sour_Sweet> It did

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04:50 * Sour_Sweet pat pats Ali

04:50 <Thelema5> Sure did!

04:50 <Sour_Sweet> *cough* /mode *cough*

04:51 <Sour_Sweet> Would have worked as well

04:51 <LogicMatrix> Victory!

04:52 <Thelema5> Yay

04:52 <Thelema5> Thanks Ali

04:52 <hiig> maybe RB should be unbanned as well. hes probably given up rejoining now, but still...

04:52 * Ali nods and hugs the Thelema5

04:52 <Ali> Oh a derpyban is only 5mins

04:52 <hiig> roger that

04:53 <Thelema5> Mode D was applied because of a persistant troll, but they're gone now

04:53 <Sour_Sweet> d

04:53 <Thelema5> *d

04:54 <LogicMatrix> What about mode pineapple? Pineapples solve all problems.

04:54 <Thelema5> Also... SQUEE.... I was hugged by Ali

04:54 <Thelema5> XD

04:54 <hiig> LogicMatrix: only when it is mixed with rum

04:54 <hiig> and some blue curacao

04:55 <hiig> oh! and a maraschino cherry!

04:55 <LogicMatrix> Oh, I'll have to try that sometime.

04:55 <hiig> its called a blue hawaii

04:56 *** DerpyBot sets mode: -b *!*@Pony-4h7jj1.ph.cox.net

04:56 <hiig> just remember: mauritian rum is best pony

04:56 * Thelema5 patty pats DerpyBot

04:57 <LogicMatrix> Alright, most alcohol doesn't sit well so trying new things is always cool.

04:57 <hiig> well, that depends on what youve had

04:58 <hiig> anything in particular you like?

04:58 <Thelema5> hiig, you seem like a well traveled pone.  Are you among us older folks?

04:58 <LogicMatrix> Rum and coke is probably the only thing I like that isn't fruit beer type thing.

04:59 <hiig> Thelema5: i was here since the birth of poni, but ive never really frequented this particular irc channel

04:59 <hiig> i first came across the #brony irc on ponychat

04:59 <Thelema5> I mean in earthyears

04:59 <hiig> oh

04:59 <hiig> uh, no, im 24

04:59 * Thelema5 is an oldpone at 41

04:59 <Thelema5> Heh.

05:00 <hiig> though i have been described as a grumpy old man in a young mans body a few times

05:00 <Thelema5> You're well spoken for your age then

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05:00 <hiig> http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/345/169/bc7.png

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05:02 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Rarity Day Comics: Rarity Day / Spike's Valentine / Special Hearts / Rarity's Nightmare / Master Hat / Confidence / Missing Hat / Art Block / Time Off [ http://tinyurl.com/hq7ay77 ]

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05:02 <hiig> LogicMatrix: oh, almost forgot about you. yeah, rum and coke is alright, though its usually one of those lazy mixes. no offense.

05:02 <hiig> but if you like fruity things, then definitely give the pineapple and rum a go

05:03 <hiig> blue hawaii or tropicana sounds right up your alley

05:03 <Thelema5> Even more lazy is Cranberry Vodka, which is what I'm enjoying at the moment

05:04 <hiig> never been a fan of vodka, myself

05:04 <LogicMatrix> Hey none taken. I don't get out much and like I said most alcohol I've tried I don't like. Also don't tend to like how alcohol affects my judgement, so I keep consumption to a minimum.

05:05 <Thelema5> Then you're never had a good vodka. It'll make anything into a drink

05:05 * Moonlightning sets LogicMatrix +Z pineapple

05:05 <hiig> oh, i dont doubt that. just not a fan of the taste

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05:05 <LogicMatrix> Oooo, pineapple.

05:06 <Thelema5> There shouldn't be a taste, if use right

05:06 <Thelema5> *used

05:06 * hiig likes his booze to have taste though

05:06 * Thelema5 just tastes cranberry right now

05:07 <hiig> the three brands ive tried (that i remember) are smirnoff, russian standard, and grey goose

05:07 <LogicMatrix> Cranberry is also good.

05:07 <hiig> and yeah, smirnoff is pretty crappy

05:07 <Thelema5> Yes

05:08 <hiig> there was another vodka i tried when i flew to russia and met up with a friend there, but i dont recall the brand. my friend suggested taking a shot of it, then a separate shot of pomegranate juice

05:08 <hiig> still, i think ill stick to rum

05:09 <Thelema5> My favorite is luksusowa- a triple distilled potato vodka made in Poland

05:10 <hiig> wait...is that the one with a bison on the label?

05:10 <Thelema5> It's a smooth as water, and a great addition to any beverage

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05:10 <hiig> one of my roommates is from poland and has a whole collection of bottles, including that one

05:10 <Sombra> I'm from poland

05:11 <hiig> warsaw, by any chance?

05:11 <Thelema5> No, there's no bison.  Just a red label with white lettering

05:11 <hiig> yeah, just checked. the one i was thinking of was called Żubrówka

05:12 <Sombra> I don't know

05:12 <Sombra> It was like three generations ago

05:12 <hiig> oh, thought you still lived there

05:13 <Sombra> No

05:13 <Sombra> And I never lived there

05:13 <LogicMatrix> My dad's family came over from Poland during WW2.

05:13 <Thelema5> Makes sense

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05:17 <LogicMatrix> I've been thinking of going to a convention next summer any recommendations?

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05:19 <hiig> nothing from me. im unable to go to any of them

05:19 <Thelema5> LogicMatrix, a lot of folks seem to have fun at them

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05:20 <Thelema5> I've never been, due to anxiety issues... but under new meds it may be okay

05:20 <LogicMatrix> I mostly just need to travel. Been living in the same general area for my entire life now. So having something to go to that also takes me somewhere else seems like a good idea.

05:21 <Sombra> .It's on and off for me.

05:22 <Thelema5> LogicMatrix, for me travel is a terror.  I have an anxiety disorder which prevents me from going much farther than a few miles from home.

05:22 <LogicMatrix> I have problems with anxiety too, which is why I want to go out. It would help me get over some of it.

05:23 <Sombra> I went to Texas a few weeks ago, so that's something

05:24 <LogicMatrix> Mines social and general anxiety, also had problems with depression but I'm on meds now. Trying to change my life now.

05:24 <LogicMatrix> That's rough Thelema5.

05:25 <Verandure> That's rough, Sombra.

05:26 <Verandure> Texas is a nothing. Why visit here?

05:26 <hiig> im sure there are worse places

05:26 <Moonlightning> …hold on. Does the webclient actually queue messages that failed to post because of +d and automatically dump them all into the channel once the time's up?? O.o

05:27 <hiig> looks like it

05:27 <LogicMatrix> Seems that way

05:27 <hiig> i doubt he would have made the same spelling mistake four times

05:28 <Moonlightning> Can we file a bug report on that? :|

05:28 <Moonlightning> It seems like a very bad idea, for obvious reasons

05:28 <LogicMatrix> I think it got changed earlier

05:29 <Thelema5> LogicMatrix, it /was/ rough, until I found L-Theanine, an over the counter amino-acid which instantly fixes "flight or fight" anxiety responses

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05:29 <hiig> protein? huh, interesting

05:30 <Demi-GoP> Mornin

05:30 <hiig> sup

05:31 <LogicMatrix> That's good to hear. The first time I came here I was having an anxiety attack, and talking to people here helped calm me down. Been coming back ever since.

05:31 <Thelema5> LogicMatrix, seriously- this stuff changed my life.

05:31 <hiig> next step: teamspeak!

05:32 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Rarity Day - Comic Dubs and Fanfic Readings [ http://tinyurl.com/jbhj2y6 ]

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05:35 <Demi-GoP> To be honest i cant wait having a conversation with you guys

05:36 <hiig> irc is probably my main passtime. its wayyyyyy too hot to go outside

05:36 <hiig> and i wont even get started on the humidity

05:38 <LogicMatrix> Getting cold where I'm at. Soon I won't be able to wear shorts and sandles.

05:39 <Demi-GoP> Brb

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05:39 <hiig> quick! everyone hide!

05:40 <LogicMatrix> *LogicMatrix hides in a discrete math proof

05:40 <LogicMatrix> you'll never find me here

05:41 <hiig> i dont even know what that is!

05:41 <hiig> its perfect!

05:41 <hiig> seriously, i failed maths in high school

05:42 <LogicMatrix> I love math, specifically logic. Discrete was really difficult because the professor pushed the class.

05:44 <hiig> heh, i could never stand it, myself. hatred for the class, plus laziness and arrogance pretty much made me screw myself over

05:44 <LogicMatrix> Funny thing is that we as humans are so illogical that we have to take a class on logic

05:44 <hiig> i did find physics interesting though

05:45 <LogicMatrix> Physics is pretty cool, but I always prefer chemistry.

05:46 <hiig> biology was probably the most interesting for me. but its more or less chemistry anyway

05:47 <LogicMatrix> I wish it was like chemistry to me. Biology and me don't mix well. I understand it for the most part, but absolutely loathe doing it for some reason.

05:47 <Finwe> Good morning, my tiny pastel-coloured perissodactyls.

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05:48 * Finwe noms on LogicMatrix.

05:48 <hiig> i wonder how many people just googled that term

05:49 <LogicMatrix> Ahhh, I've been nomed. The nom is real!

05:49 <Finwe> To nom on?

05:49 <hiig> heh, no. perissodactyls

05:49 * hiig googles noms anyway

05:50 <hiig> http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/176/749/74vOQ.jpg

05:50 * hiig was not disappointed

05:50 <Finwe> How could anyone interested in ponies not know what perissodactyls are?

05:50 <hiig> ikr? heathens!

05:51 <Finwe> because ponies are perissodactyls.

05:51 <hiig> "my little perissodactyls, my little perissodactyls..."

05:52 <hiig> i mean, it is a more general term, but w/e

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05:53 <LogicMatrix> That would be so confusing for most people

05:54 <Finwe> "My little odd-toed ungulates" then?

05:55 <LogicMatrix> That would just be funny in my opinion

05:55 <LogicMatrix> "Daddy what does the tv mean?"

05:55 <hiig> "hush! daddy is looking for derpy"

05:56 <LogicMatrix> "But dad why do you care?"

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05:56 *** ChanServ sets mode: +o ConfusionRift

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05:58 <LogicMatrix> -1 second, what?

05:58 <hiig> how do you get a negative ping?

05:58 <ConfusionRift> Hello everypony.

05:58 <hiig> good mornevening to you

05:59 <LogicMatrix> He's got such good internet he's in the future. Good day/night to you as well.

05:59 <Ali> Magic

05:59 <Finwe> Lt Cdr ConfusionRift.

05:59 <ConfusionRift> It's called a made up quit message.

05:59 <ConfusionRift> RAdm. Finwe. (salutes)

06:00 <Finwe> Miss Ali.

06:00 * Finwe doffs his hat.

06:00 * Ali flops on the Finwe

06:00 * Finwe rips LogicMatrix apart with Gödel's first theorem.

06:00 <hiig> [m'lady intensifies]

06:01 <LogicMatrix> Nooooooo, anything but that.

06:01 * hiig throws fedoras at everyone and laughs

06:01 <Sombra> I need to get a girl dog

06:02 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Rarity Top 20 - 20 Best Rarity Themed Brony Songs!  [ http://tinyurl.com/hg2x45v ]

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06:23 <LogicMatrix> All is quiet on this front.

06:24 * Fn eeeeeeeeees very loudly (because batponing)

06:24 <PTP[Sleep]> eeeeeeee

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06:27 <LogicMatrix> There be bat ponies here.

06:27 <Fn> New Lunar Republic! New Lunar Republic!

06:28 <LogicMatrix> Is it really a republic though?

06:29 <ConfusionRift> Guuuh!!! (flops)

06:29 <LogicMatrix> No really I didn't look into how it was actually set up

06:30 <LogicMatrix> flopping is also fun

06:31 <LogicMatrix> * LogicMatrix flops with some kind of style

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06:37 <ConfusionRift> I'm just upset my controller is getting delays at the worst possible time.

06:38 <LogicMatrix> What are you playing?

06:38 <Fn> I have that issue only in 7 days to die pre-alpha

06:39 <Fn> It is annoying to aim at a head of a zombie only to have the game lag the moment you actually shoot (and thus miss)

06:40 <LogicMatrix> I can see that

06:44 <ConfusionRift> This is annoying. I'm getting no response when I need it. Blah.

06:50 <LogicMatrix> You have another controller?

06:51 <ConfusionRift> Nope.

06:51 <LogicMatrix> Bummer

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06:58 <Demi-GoP> lads

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07:02 <LogicMatrix> You can't find me I'm hiding in a discrete math proof

07:04 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Rarity Day Draws to a Close [ http://tinyurl.com/j3mpolp ]

07:04 * Finwe refutes LogicMatrix.

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07:06 <LogicMatrix> You cannot refute logic it always wins

07:08 <Fn> Unless you introduce different logic

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07:09 <LogicMatrix> But that's still logic

07:09 <LogicMatrix> Therefore logic wins

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07:11 <Fn> Nope

07:12 <Fn> You can have logic where there is impossible to win too

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07:12 <LogicMatrix> Logically that is true, so still logic

07:14 * Finwe includes LogicMatrix in a set of sets that don't include themselves as an element.

07:16 <LogicMatrix> Oh no, now

07:16 <LogicMatrix> I'm confusing my logic

07:16 <LogicMatrix> Stop it, stop doing these things

07:19 * Finwe then proceeds by swapping LogicMatrix's matrix elements with elements of a Boolean algebra over the complex field. o3o

07:19 <Finwe> (The existence or non-existence of such is left as an exercise to the reader.)

07:20 <LogicMatrix> Why you do this?! I just want to exist...

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07:22 <LogicMatrix> And this is why I'm just college grade stupid.

07:23 <Heartbreak> You know what college grads get, LogicMatrix?

07:23 <LogicMatrix> What?

07:23 * Heartbreak pies LogicMatrix.

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07:23 <Heartbreak> Which is better then crippling debt.

07:23 <LogicMatrix> Wait what flavor

07:24 <Heartbreak> Crippling Debt Flavor!

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07:24 <LogicMatrix> Ohhh noooooo

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07:24 <Heartbreak> Mwaahahahahaha.

07:25 <LogicMatrix> The nice thing is that I don't have to pay an absurd amount cause I'm a resident, and the university isn't super expensive.

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07:25 <LogicMatrix> Also I saved up a bunch of money first to avoid the debt

07:25 * Heartbreak raspberries at LogicMatrix.

07:26 <Heartbreak> You're still pied.

07:26 <LogicMatrix> This is true

07:26 <LogicMatrix> And I will enjoy my pie.

07:26 <Heartbreak> And are you a mare?

07:27 <LogicMatrix> Nope stallion.

07:27 <Heartbreak> And if not, what would your name be if you were a mare?

07:27 <LogicMatrix> Have no earthly clue

07:27 <Heartbreak> ... I'm tThinking something with 'Reason'.

07:28 <Heartbreak> ReasonGrid.

07:28 <SunsetShimmer> Thats pretty lame. :P

07:28 <Heartbreak> Well, I'm not using 'womb'.

07:28 <SunsetShimmer> Also logicmatrix can be pretty ambiguous

07:28 <LogicMatrix> True

07:28 <Heartbreak> Seriously, what the fet Thesaurus.com?

07:29 <SunsetShimmer> HB: I think the name as-is now fits both sides

07:29 <Heartbreak> What's the non-cannon gender bent to SunsetShimmer?

07:29 <Banoffee> Well I imagine from the name, it's an online thesaurus

07:30 <SunsetShimmer> Well, most genderbenders aren't canon to begin with, so...

07:30 <Heartbreak> Glare.

07:30 <Fn> Prefab food is very tasty right after preparation

07:30 <Fn> But an aftertaste is a different story...

07:30 <Heartbreak> Sunset Glare.

07:30 <LogicMatrix> It can be, haven't found something that can beat home cooking though

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07:32 <LogicMatrix> Hey Thelema5

07:32 <Fn> Welp, a good restaurant usually can beat home cooking

07:33 * Heartbreak raspberries at SunsetShimmer.

07:33 * SunsetShimmer pffffts at Heartbreak

07:33 <Fn> Mainly because it introduces something new and very different, and quality made

07:33 * Heartbreak makes funny faces at SunsetShimmer.

07:33 <LogicMatrix> Maybe, but I still feel home cooking is more satisfying

07:33 <Fn> Most people feel so

07:33 <Heartbreak> You being an admin in a channel about ponies isn't cannon either, SunsetShimmer.

07:33 <Heartbreak> So, Neeeeh.

07:34 <SunsetShimmer> Well, that parts never talked about! :P

07:34 <Demi-GoP> hullo swagger waggers

07:34 <LogicMatrix> Too bad my overall cooking ability is low, but I try

07:34 <Fn> Home cooking tickles the comfort feels in the brain because it is associated with protection, family, parents and home

07:34 * Heartbreak rolls her eyes and chuffs. "Suuuuuuuuuure."

07:34 <Finwe> LogicMatrix: I avoided the debt by being born in a country where university studies are free for students.

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07:34 <Finwe> o3o

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07:34 <Fn> I am a certified cook, technically

07:35 <LogicMatrix> You lucky lucky individual Finwe.

07:35 <Fn> I know the theory and can actually practically cook without screwing up horribly

07:35 <hiig> i avoided debt by failing!

07:35 <Fn> I just don't like to eat

07:35 <Heartbreak> I love food.

07:35 <Heartbreak> And eating.

07:35 <hiig> who doesnt?

07:35 <Heartbreak> Fn apparently.

07:35 <SunsetShimmer> Fn just said he doesn't

07:35 <Fn> LogicMatrix, I am in such country too, although I was not born here

07:36 <hiig> Fn dont count

07:36 <Heartbreak> Sure, Fn can count.

07:36 <Demi-GoP> Fn

07:36 <hiig> dad, is that you?

07:36 <Heartbreak> Fn, show hiig that you can count.

07:36 <LogicMatrix> Why can't america be like this.

07:36 <hiig> because guns and yeehaw

07:36 <SunsetShimmer> because silly.

07:36 <Heartbreak> Cause most americans are pretty dumb.

07:36 <hiig> or something

07:36 <Fn> One, two, three...

07:37 <Heartbreak> See? Fn can count.

07:37 <Heartbreak> Now count to potato.

07:37 <Demi-GoP> whaaaat i tought it would be 1,3,2

07:37 <hiig> pretty sure theres a banana in there somewhere

07:37 <Fn> I like guns

07:37 <hiig> pewpew

07:37 <LogicMatrix> Living in Idaho I've seen the gun arguments. Doesn't mean I agree with them

07:37 <Fn> They are like little mechanical puzzles that deal with huge explosive pressures

07:37 <Finwe> 1, 2, 10, 11, 12, 20, ...

07:37 <Banoffee> Where's the banana?

07:38 <hiig> in my stomach now

07:38 <hiig> you dont want to know where it will be tomorrow

07:38 <Demi-GoP> Fn have you seen the family guy commercial about guns :P

07:38 <Fn> I like the engineering of guns, not necessarily the application

07:38 <Heartbreak> Finwe: Count in french.

07:38 <Fn> I am quite a pacifist actually

07:38 <Finwe> o3o?

07:38 <hiig> im still impressed with the BRRRRRRT

07:38 <Demi-GoP> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBtidNAWoqc

07:38 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

07:38 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Family Guy - Guns Are Good

07:39 <hiig> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GK_f5y4kNmM

07:40 <LogicMatrix> 00, 01, 10, 11, 100, 101, 110, 111, 1000, 1001, 1010, 1011, 1100, 1101, 1110, 1111

07:40 <hiig> beep boop

07:40 <Finwe> Une, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, sex, sept, huit, neuf, dix, onze, douze, treize, ...

07:41 <Finwe> Umm, "un".

07:41 <Finwe> Let's not get too feminine.

07:41 <Demi-GoP> Finwe triggered

07:41 <LogicMatrix> 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, A, B, C, D, E, F

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07:42 <Heartbreak> Larf.

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07:43 <LogicMatrix> Almost did octle next. Need to stop thinking number systems

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07:44 <Demi-GoP> why is everyone timeing out

07:44 <LogicMatrix> The exodus

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07:44 * hiig is probably that repulsive

07:45 <hiig> they didnt quit. they ripped their ethernet cables out

07:45 <SunsetShimmer> They woke up from the matrix

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07:47 <Demi-GoP> @SunsetShimmer

07:47 <Demi-GoP> neo pls your drunk

07:47 <hiig> "whoah" - sunset probably

07:47 <LogicMatrix> Ugh, I don't want to be taken over by an agent

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07:48 <Fn> Agent is such a lame interpretation of Project_2501 from GitS

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07:51 <Demi-GoP> what if i told you that we have been counting wrong all time the

07:51 <Demi-GoP> we should start from infinity and end to zero

07:51 <ConfusionRift> *all the time

07:51 <Demi-GoP> damn it

07:51 <ConfusionRift> All this time, actually.

07:51 <LogicMatrix> I raise my eyebrow

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07:52 <Fn> A 12-base counting system would be more convenient actually

07:52 * Gladiolus noms ConfusionRift

07:52 <Fn> It has more numbers to divide by than base 10

07:52 <Gladiolus> base 10 is natural for an animal with 10 fingers

07:52 <Fn> And no it wouldn't be any harded to count

07:52 <Fn> harder*

07:53 <Gladiolus> if you learn it sure

07:53 <Gladiolus> but it's harder to understand as a 5 year odl

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07:53 <Fn> The natives that grew up in base 12 have no problems counting in it

07:53 <Fn> And it is actually much more intuitive in many math aspects

07:53 <Fn> But we have 10 fingers, and alas

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07:53 <hiig> well...i mean, ive met people with more than 10 fingers

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07:54 <hiig> maybe its much easier for them!

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07:54 <Fn> Gladiolus, that is a wrong assumption because all you had was base 10

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07:54 <Fn> It is by no means harder for a kid to learn base 12 than base 10, or any other

07:54 <Gladiolus> I have 10 fingers, how do I could to 11 and 12 without using something extra

07:55 <Fn> Base 12 would be more convenient for retail and everyday "math"

07:55 <LogicMatrix> I prefer hexidecimal and binary

07:55 <Fn> Gladiolus, the regions that had (or still have) base 12 system count falanges

07:55 <hiig> Gladiolus: for 11, i can think of only one way...

07:55 <Gladiolus> What, your hands too? wuts a falange .3.

07:56 <Fn> You point with your thumb at finger phalanges and thus count to 12

07:56 <Fn> The bones in your fingers, silly

07:56 <Fn> Do you even anatomy?

07:56 <Gladiolus> I guess I can see this.

07:57 <Fn> Each finger has 3 phalange bones

07:57 <Fn> 4 fingers other than a thumb

07:57 <Fn> 4x3=12

07:57 <Gladiolus> now i don't get it

07:57 <Gladiolus> oh

07:57 <Gladiolus> okaaaay

07:57 <hiig> that...actually makes some sense

07:58 <hiig> hell, you could do basic multiplication with it

07:58 <hiig> up to 4*3

07:58 <Fn> Plus as an added benefit you have double the counting on both hands

07:58 <Gladiolus> okie I get it, and now we have base 24 hands ohmy

07:58 <Fn> No

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07:58 <Fn> Base 12

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07:58 <Gladiolus> why stop there

07:59 <Gladiolus> i got two hands, we're going base 24 on this

07:59 <hiig> i mean, you could easily do 24

07:59 <Fn> Because it is more convenient

07:59 <Gladiolus> although hand A being the first digit and hand B being the second is a great idea.

07:59 <Fn> It divides by 1,2,3,4,6 evenly

07:59 <Electron> Hello, my little sane hoofed creatures.

07:59 <hiig> you could use one hand as the first units, then the second hand for the base 12 equivalent of the tens column in a base 10 system

07:59 * Gladiolus gives Electron a hug!

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08:00 <Gladiolus> the second digist, hiig :3

08:00 <hiig> that the term im looking for?

08:00 * Electron hugs Gladiolus in return

08:00 <Gladiolus> yis

08:00 <hiig> TIL!

08:00 * Gladiolus protects Electron from boops.

08:00 <Fn> I wonder if Pony world has math in base 2 or base 4 tho?

08:00 * Electron smiles to Gladiolus

08:00 <Gladiolus> binarypone!

08:00 <LogicMatrix> Probably 2

08:00 <hiig> whatever it is, pinkie probably has it the easiest

08:01 <LogicMatrix> Binary is fun

08:01 <Demi-GoP> sin b/tan b = bill cosby

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08:03 <Heartbreak> Pffffft, for me, base five is still easiest. Hooves and tail.

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08:04 <ConfusionRift> Use every strand of hair of your tail. :P

08:04 <Gladiolus> but how do you express the #5 from a standing position

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08:04 <hiig> wait, how many primaries does a pegasus have?

08:04 * Heartbreak taps four hooves and whips her tail at ConfusionRift's face.

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08:04 <ConfusionRift> >_0

08:04 <Heartbreak> One, Two, Three, Four... Five!

08:04 * Gladiolus nomfs Heartbreak's tail

08:05 <ConfusionRift> I guess I had that coming. Heh... ouch.

08:05 <Heartbreak> Gaaaaah! Stop that.

08:05 <Gladiolus> nug

08:05 <Gladiolus> nuh

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08:05 * Electron chuckles at ConfusionRift

08:05 <LogicMatrix> And then the pony train was formed

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08:06 * hiig only noms organic tails

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08:06 <ConfusionRift> The pony train! Less efficient than a coal train, and slower than a wagon. :P

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08:08 <LogicMatrix> And remember 2+2 = fish

08:08 <hiig> only when there are large amounts of 2

08:09 <Fn> I am curious what would be all-world phonetic alphabet be base in

08:09 <hiig> wut

08:09 * Electron gives ><((((º> to LogicMatrix

08:09 <ConfusionRift> What a trout!

08:09 <Fn> Taking that every sound that can be the base sound to be modified into sub-sounds; how many such sounds there can be?

08:10 <LogicMatrix> Gonna make a fire and have me so linner

08:10 <ConfusionRift> And it's frozen, so you can use it as a sword.

08:10 <Fn> And thus taking this aplhabet, what would be the number of it

08:10 * hiig 's head hurts

08:10 <hiig> stop making me think!

08:10 <Fn> I nerd over linguistics

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08:10 <Fn> And math is part of it

08:10 <hiig> you remind me of someone who freaks out over semantics

08:11 <Fn> As some languages count in letters

08:11 <LogicMatrix> It's good to have something you love

08:11 <Fn> Which is actually not a bad idea

08:11 <Demi-GoP> one two or three ?

08:11 <Fn> No: letter = number

08:11 <ConfusionRift> Three. Because having three cookies is better than one or two.

08:11 <Fn> hiig, semantics are important

08:11 <Fn> Politics is basically 99% semantics

08:11 <hiig> eww, politics

08:12 <Fn> And 0.001% solutions

08:12 <hiig> also, when the hell are the american elections going to end? it feels like its been going on for the past year or something

08:12 <hiig> dont normal countries just spend a couple of months on it?

08:13 <ConfusionRift> Not discussing that.

08:13 <SunsetShimmer> Use google. :P

08:13 <Demi-GoP> Fn 1,2 or 3 ?

08:13 <Electron> "Normal" countries.

08:13 * Electron LOL's

08:13 <hiig> hush, you!

08:13 <ConfusionRift> I'm letting so many of those slide... uurgh.

08:14 <LogicMatrix> November

08:14 <Fn> Movember you say?

08:14 <LogicMatrix> or something its soon though

08:14 <hiig> man, you folks like to take your sweet time with it

08:15 <LogicMatrix> Never said I like the system

08:15 <hiig> didnt mean to imply

08:15 <LogicMatrix> Or understand

08:15 <ConfusionRift> Someone didn't read the rules.

08:15 <hiig> the link in the topic?

08:15 <hiig> tried clicking it. my ISP blocked the page for some reason

08:15 <hiig> dubai is weird

08:16 <ConfusionRift> Also, "you folks"? Really?

08:16 <hiig> eh?

08:17 <LogicMatrix> Alright sorry

08:17 <Demi-GoP> what is happening

08:17 <ConfusionRift> Whatever. In any case, one of the golden rules aside from keeping the room PG is the prohibition of discussions about politics.

08:17 <hiig> im going to assume sensitive topics such as politics, and i assume religion are off limits for discussion

08:17 <hiig> yeah

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08:17 * ConfusionRift nods.

08:18 <hiig> i figured since i couldnt see the page, id just apply the generic 'dont be a twat' rule

08:18 <hiig> anything else i should know about?

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08:21 <ConfusionRift> Keeping it PG, no politics/religion/controversy/etc., be happy and friendly (bleh), don't set the server on fire, no spoiler before airing, light RPing is fine as long as it doesn't get crazy, no profanity...

08:21 <ConfusionRift> I think those are the majority.

08:22 <hiig> roger that

08:22 * ConfusionRift lightly patpats hiig.

08:23 <Demi-GoP> @ConfusionRift can you write sears with censors in it

08:24 <ConfusionRift> It would be preferred to keep all swears away. Remember, there are kids in here too.

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08:24 <Demi-GoP> the only kid i have seen was lisa

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08:24 * Electron glances at this room if there are any kids here

08:24 * hiig slowly pushes a proton towards Electron

08:25 <Electron> Uuh, thanks.

08:25 <ConfusionRift> Yeah, one never knows when a kiddy decides to jump in here for the first time.

08:25 <hiig> Demi-GoP: eh, im guessing they want to just be on the safe side

08:25 * Electron add the proton to his huge collection

08:25 <Demi-GoP> sounds legit

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08:26 <hiig> so, is the 18+ channel less restrictive on these rules, or is it just for the dark side of the fandom?

08:26 <hiig> doesnt bother me either way, mind you

08:27 <hiig> ooh! someone from sweden!

08:28 <ConfusionRift> 18+ channels are what they say on the label. Most things go.

08:28 <Demi-GoP> @ConfusionRift so basically everyhing is allowed

08:28 <ConfusionRift> I say "most" because they still have rules.

08:28 <Demi-GoP> like ?

08:29 <hiig> i can think of seversal things that still wouldnt be allowed.

08:29 <hiig> probably not something to discuss in this channel though

08:29 <ConfusionRift> Let's say that they are in the dark side, but they prefer to not fall knee deep in the dark stuff.

08:29 <Fn> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vgcYBwyw28

08:29 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

08:29 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Jane - Its A Fine Day - (Official Video, 1983)

08:30 <Fn> I found the original

08:30 <Fn> It is weird

08:30 <Demi-GoP> @ConfusionRift are you sometimes there ?

08:30 <ConfusionRift> Not really.

08:32 <ConfusionRift> I was there for a while, and... meeeeh. Sometimes, it's just a slightly mature EqD. Other times, just as dead if not dead-er.

08:32 <SunsetShimmer> Indeed

08:32 <hiig> i guess everyone prefers to keep the activity in one place

08:34 <SunsetShimmer> Well, theres always unofficial channels

08:34 <SunsetShimmer> some of those are way more active at times

08:34 <hiig> you referring to the RP channel and such?

08:34 <SunsetShimmer> *Unofficial in that they don't fall under the EQ banner

08:35 <SunsetShimmer> The RP channel is still ED rep'd - I mean channels that don't get recognised as being under the #EquestriaDaily-style titling

08:36 <SunsetShimmer> considering that the whole server is populated by many who don't come IN here at all.

08:36 <ConfusionRift> (coughs) Majority of the lowercased channels? (coughs)

08:36 * SunsetShimmer snerks

08:36 <hiig> we are referring to every other channel in canternet, right?

08:36 <hiig> and channels on other servers

08:37 <SunsetShimmer> Canternet specifically.

08:38 <hiig> yeah, ive seen the /list and a few of the channels sound rather...disturbing

08:38 <SunsetShimmer> Well, there you go - thats just atypical of a fandom-centric IRC server

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08:43 * Ali flops on SunsetShimmer

08:44 * SunsetShimmer brushies Ali

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08:53 <LogicMatrix> Flippity floop

08:54 <Fn> Swiggity swoop

08:55 <Solarstorm> trip in some goop

08:55 <LogicMatrix> Diggity doo

08:56 <Demi-GoP> there is a bear called winny poo

08:56 <SunsetShimmer> Yes and he's about 60 years old

08:56 <SunsetShimmer> as far as existing goes

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08:58 <Demi-GoP> i wanted to find a decent rime with diggity doo

08:59 <Solarstorm> trip in some poo >.<

08:59 <Demi-GoP> nice

09:00 <hiig> ohai Solarstorm

09:00 <Solarstorm> watch out eminem i'm a rhyme expert :D

09:00 <Solarstorm> suddenly a hiig

09:02 <Demi-GoP> knees week arns are heavy there is vomit on his sweater already

09:02 <Demi-GoP> *arns

09:03 <Demi-GoP> damn it

09:03 <hiig> hooves*

09:03 <Solarstorm> moms spaghetti

09:03 <Demi-GoP> thanks

09:05 * Heartbreak peeks.

09:05 * Schism rolls over to Heartbreak, and boops with a meatball sub. (Veggie.)

09:06 * Heartbreak noms.

09:06 <Heartbreak> ...

09:06 <Schism> With lots of cheddar cheese.

09:06 <Heartbreak> These meatballs are wrong. They have a weird texture.

09:06 <Schism> They're soy...

09:06 <Schism> Because ponies don't tend to eat meat.

09:07 <Heartbreak> yeah, -I know-.

09:08 * Schism considers, and replaces the sandwich with a different type. A pizza sub! With lots more cheese and a couple 'meats' and plenty of vegetables.

09:09 <Schism> Including lots of spicy peppers.

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09:12 <Heartbreak> Or tuna.

09:12 <Heartbreak> I can eat tuna.

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09:13 <Finwe> Mr Schism, Miss Heartbreak.

09:13 * Finwe doffs his hat.

09:13 * Heartbreak glares at Finwe.

09:16 * Electron giggles

09:16 <Electron> Wrong word, Mister Alicorn Finwe.

09:18 <Schism> Indeed.  Obviously it should be "Mrs."--

09:18 * Schism is struck in the face.

09:18 <LogicMatrix> Fight, Fight, Fight

09:20 <Finwe> Oh, Heartbreak's got married. o3o

09:20 <Heartbreak> ...

09:20 <Heartbreak> No.

09:20 <Heartbreak> No I didn't. Why the fet would that happen?

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09:22 <LogicMatrix> Because you found somebody to be happy with. Isn't that why you get married?

09:22 * Heartbreak pat pat pat -pats- LogicMatrix.

09:22 <Schism> Rainbow Dash looked so happy in that wedding dress of hers.

09:22 <Heartbreak> I forgive you because you don't know any better.

09:22 <Electron> Silly LogicMatrix. :З

09:22 <Heartbreak> Fet wedding dresses.

09:22 <LogicMatrix> That or tax purposes

09:23 <Schism> Meanwhile, HB cut a great figure in that tux.

09:23 <Heartbreak> Wedding dresses are nothing more than outdated displays of wealth that we don't really need.

09:23 <Heartbreak> Along with white wedding cakes.

09:23 * Electron imagines Heartbreak in a wedding dress: "Oh... se would look pret... um..." .__.

09:23 <LogicMatrix> Tradition is hard to break

09:23 <Heartbreak> White sugar was expensive back in the day.

09:23 * Heartbreak glares at Electron.

09:24 * Electron shrinks a bit

09:24 <LogicMatrix> Be afraid!

09:24 <Heartbreak> Some subatomic particle is cruising for a boopin'

09:24 <Electron> No!

09:24 <Heartbreak> Fet Tradition.

09:24 <Heartbreak> And fet the 'ideal' 'wedding'.

09:24 <hiig> watch out for bridezillas!

09:25 <Heartbreak> Pffffffffft.

09:25 <Heartbreak> Just another way to squeeze out more money from an already parasitic ritual that we ultimately don't need.

09:25 <Electron> But your curls are nice, H.B.!

09:25 <hiig> you...i like you

09:25 <LogicMatrix> So tax purposes

09:25 <Electron> You can't deny that.

09:25 <Heartbreak> hiig: Read my story first.

09:26 <hiig> eh?

09:26 <Finwe> Heartbreak: Dunno, I heard some rumours.

09:26 <Heartbreak> Rumours are stupid.

09:26 <hiig> LogicMatrix: actually, there are some countries that can allow you to register as de facto couples for the same outcome, so you dont have to actually marry for taxes

09:27 <LogicMatrix> Neet

09:27 <LogicMatrix> And rumors are stupid

09:29 <Finwe> Do you question Mr Schism's credibility?

09:29 <Heartbreak> I question any fetting 'rumors'.

09:29 <LogicMatrix> Questions are how we find out about the world

09:30 <Heartbreak> Questions are different from 'rumors'.

09:31 <Heartbreak> Questions are questions. Rumors are speculation.

09:31 <Finwe> Even in rumours a seed of truth is often found.

09:32 <LogicMatrix> That's why you question rumors. That way they stop being speculation.

09:32 <Heartbreak> Pffffffft.

09:32 <LogicMatrix> What?

09:32 <Heartbreak> I find them both stupid.

09:33 <LogicMatrix> Ok, what do you find not stupid?

09:33 <LogicMatrix> I'm curious

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09:34 <Heartbreak> Chocolate.

09:34 <Heartbreak> Cats.

09:34 <Heartbreak> Rats.

09:34 <Heartbreak> Bats.

09:34 <Heartbreak> Art, math, science, and ponies.

09:35 <LogicMatrix> All respectable answers thanks for enlightening me

09:35 * hiig has no idea whats going on anymore

09:35 <hiig> (probably for the best)

09:36 <Heartbreak> I just don't like stupid speculation involving me and 'dresses' or girly things.

09:36 <LogicMatrix> Welcome to my life in general

09:36 <Finwe> Are you a military parasite?

09:37 * Heartbreak pies Finwe.

09:37 * Finwe taus Heartbreak.

09:37 <LogicMatrix> I found a corner and I claim it as mine.

09:37 <Heartbreak> I don't know what a taus is.

09:38 <LogicMatrix> Taunt?

09:38 <Schism> It's like a haus, but with extra t.

09:38 <Finwe> Tau is the 14th letter of the Greek alphabet.

09:38 <Arkomeda> Both are the same really

09:38 <Arkomeda> t and τ that isw

09:39 <Finwe> Umm, 19th, not 14th.

09:39 <LogicMatrix> So what does it mean verbage wise?

09:40 <Arkomeda> Both sounds and get used the same basically

09:40 <Arkomeda> Atleast in single usage, obv English and Greek have different syntax and stuff

09:41 <Arkomeda> None of this weird th-sounds-soft silliness in Greek.

09:41 <Finwe> That's theta, not tau.

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09:42 <Arkomeda> Finwe, I know, I'm just saying. Greek τ is always hard.

09:42 <Finwe> Anyhoof, τ = 2π.

09:43 <LogicMatrix> Yeah... Well I'm staying in my corner. You are all too smart for me

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09:43 <hiig> can i join? im not a super genius math pony

09:44 <Schism> Wait, isn't a 'taus' that thing that Luke Skywalker took shelter in on Tattooine?

09:44 <Finwe> And therefore, if you π me, that's essentially the same as to ½τ me.

09:45 <Finwe> And it's only polite to return twofold what you're given.

09:45 <Schism> Oh wait, no, that was a tauntaun...

09:45 <LogicMatrix> Oh, I get it now

09:45 <LogicMatrix> Clever

09:46 <Finwe> Logical, innit?

09:46 * ConfusionRift pokes Schism.

09:46 * Schism yawwwwns, and boops ConfusionRift with a bowl of cream of chicken soup.

09:47 <LogicMatrix> Indeed it is, makes up for you breaking me earlier

09:48 <Schism> Finwe: Did you catch that story about the city council election in Oslo, Norway?

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09:50 <Finwe> Schism: Eeenope.

09:52 <Schism> A black metal artist named Fenriz got voted onto the city council after posting a video of himself with his cat and a statement literally saying, 'Don't vote for me.'  He's got to put up with that for four years.

09:52 <Finwe> o3o

09:53 <Schism> You may have heard of him before, he was the cover artist for the band 'Darkthrone'.

09:53 <Schism> “Basically, I have to step in when the usual people who go to the big meetings are sick or something. Then I have to go sit there and feel stupid among the straight people,” he told CLRVYNT. “I’m a pillar of my community.”

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10:00 <Pony|17902> Hello?

10:00 <Finwe> Hello, Mr Canadian Pony|17902.

10:00 <Schism> Hello to a fellow Canadian.

10:00 <Pony|17902> Hey

10:01 * Schism waves from Ontario.

10:01 <Pony|17902> what is everyone doing up at 6:00 School?

10:01 <Pony|17902> *waves back next door

10:01 <Schism> Good heavens no, my sleep schedule is merely compromised beyond belief.

10:01 <Pony|17902> same... :(

10:02 <Schism> Finwe, meanwhile, is over in Europe, and I have no clue what Heartbreak is doing awake but it can't be anything good.

10:02 * Heartbreak farts.

10:02 <Pony|17902> :o

10:03 <Pony|17902> anyone waiting for the new girls movie

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10:03 <Pony|17902> Hello LunaticHell

10:03 <LunaticHell> Gooooooooooood high noon, equestria

10:04 * Finwe hugs a LunaticHell.

10:04 <Pony|17902> Morning

10:04 * LunaticHell hugs a Finwe.

10:04 * SunsetShimmer raises hoof.

10:04 * LunaticHell raises SunsetShimmer's other hoof

10:05 <Pony|17902> i was up since the night post and soon the morning post

10:05 <SunsetShimmer> Soon?

10:05 * LunaticHell now proceeds the hugging of the SunsetShimmer.

10:05 <Finwe> Other ponies raise funds, SunsetShimmer raises hooves.

10:05 <Finwe> o3o

10:05 <SunsetShimmer> OH, I see.

10:05 <SunsetShimmer> you're waiting on it

10:05 <Pony|17902> yeahh

10:05 <Finwe> How many have you collected so far?

10:05 <LunaticHell> Talk about post, here's paper. https://derpibooru.org/1148367

10:05 <ConfusionRift> Well, be away for a while.

10:06 <LunaticHell> (I'm more intrested in what's Pinkie Pie made of to carry the paper like this)

10:06 <LunaticHell> Oh hi confucius.

10:06 <Finwe> Confuzzlius.

10:06 <Pony|17902> bye @ConfusionRift

10:06 <Pony|17902> anyone (anypony) still play minecraft or bo3?

10:07 <Finwe> Hearthopone ftv.

10:08 <Pony|17902> :o i never played that game before

10:08 <SunsetShimmer> Many play both, Pony|17902

10:08 <hiig> bo3?

10:08 <SunsetShimmer> black ops

10:08 <hiig> ah

10:08 <SunsetShimmer> not blood omen. :P

10:08 <Pony|17902> yeah

10:09 <Pony|17902> or any call of duty or battlefield

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10:09 *** ChanServ sets mode: +ao Fall Fall

10:09 <hiig> its been so long since i played any game. been stuck on a decade old laptop for too long

10:09 <Pony|17902> lol same..

10:09 * SunsetShimmer plays many a thing

10:09 <hiig> celeron....

10:09 * hiig shudders

10:09 <SunsetShimmer> at present for me, ace attorney 6 on 3DS

10:09 <Pony|17902> lol

10:09 <LunaticHell> This is the rarest -ty I've seen in a while. https://derpibooru.org/1249027

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10:10 <LunaticHell> Mh o. o

10:10 <Pony|17902> anyone play black ops 2? xbox

10:10 <SunsetShimmer> More of a battlefield mare

10:10 <hiig> man, i remember sinking so many hours into TF2, and FO3

10:11 <Pony|17902> lol

10:11 <Schism> Frankly, I'm still giggling over Gylve Fenris Nagell being elected into a position of authority on the Oslo, Norway town council.

10:11 <hiig> pity i left my gaming rig when i moved countries. really wanted to give FO4 a whirl

10:11 <Schism> He's pouting at being elected into a position of authority, it's great.

10:11 <Pony|17902> Fallout 4 is amazing

10:11 <hiig> i kinda ruined it, i suppose. watched a youtube video of all FO4 cutscenes

10:12 <Pony|17902> it does not matter it is still good

10:12 <hiig> oh i dont doubt it

10:12 <hiig> oh! and how could i forget all the hours of skyrim?

10:12 <LunaticHell> https://derpibooru.org/1247595 Ok I should have seen that coming.

10:13 <Pony|17902> :o

10:13 <hiig> oh bethesda! never fix your clipping and buggy games!

10:13 <SunsetShimmer> No, please do

10:13 <hiig> was always fun to watch a dead dragon flailing about mid air

10:13 <Pony|17902> Xbox one or ps4 (this is a test)

10:13 <Schism> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inkj4yop5P8

10:13 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about The gods know what you've done.

10:13 <hiig> nnnnnnneither?

10:13 * LunaticHell suddenly eyes Pony|17902 "Say...isn't it about time to make up a fun and unique nickname for you?"

10:14 <SunsetShimmer> Pony|17902: Most prefer the pc version

10:14 <hiig> LunaticHell: MapleSyrup!

10:14 <Pony|17902> Yeah i got a oc name i forgot to change it

10:14 <LunaticHell> Sure it's simple

10:14 <Pony|17902> Its Jet Cirrus or something like that

10:14 <Pony|17902> Brb

10:14 <LunaticHell> type /nick Jet_Cirrus

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10:14 <hiig> ...

10:14 <Finwe> /nick Jet_Black.

10:15 <LunaticHell> ...I should have seen it coming.

10:15 <LunaticHell> Both.

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10:15 <Jet_Cirrus> :o

10:15 <Jet_Cirrus> ?

10:15 <LunaticHell> hey Jet_Cirrus check out this

10:15 *** LunaticHell is now known as I_can_do_this

10:15 <Jet_Cirrus> how do u do that

10:15 <Jet_Cirrus> xD

10:15 <I_can_do_this> I was about to tell you

10:15 <hiig> type /nick yourname

10:15 <I_can_do_this> but you left

10:15 * Schism rolls over, and boops Heartbreak. Another Jet is around!

10:15 <hiig> we were too slow!

10:16 <Jet_Cirrus> AAAH

10:16 <Heartbreak> Huh? Oh.

10:16 <Heartbreak> yeah, but that's not -my- Jet.

10:16 *** I_can_do_this is now known as Lunar_Tic

10:16 <Jet_Cirrus> *takes fallout 4 jet*

10:16 <hiig> "far out man"

10:16 * Schism is now known as DivineDivide. Wait, no, he's not.

10:16 <Jet_Cirrus> Ssllloooowww mmmoooottiioonn

10:17 * Lunar_Tic waves at Jet_Cirrus in normal speed.

10:17 <Schism> The '/nick' command is the one for which you're looking, Jet_Cirrus.  As in '/nick [name]'.

10:17 <Jet_Cirrus> *Jet worn off* gello

10:17 <Jet_Cirrus> hello*

10:17 *** Jet_Cirrus is now known as Xx_FaZe_Y0L0_xX

10:17 * SunsetShimmer sighs. x3

10:17 <Xx_FaZe_Y0L0_xX> yo faze optic is stupid

10:18 *** Xx_FaZe_Y0L0_xX is now known as Jet

10:18 <hiig> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dD4FDtYYSCc

10:18 <Schism> I will obliterate your face.

10:18 <Jet> lol

10:18 *** Lunar_Tic is now known as Diane

10:18 *** Jet is now known as Jet_Cirrus

10:18 <Diane> o. o

10:18 <SunsetShimmer> C'mon, don't get too nick-change happy you 2. :P

10:18 <Jet_Cirrus> Anyone still play MiNeCrAfT

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10:18 <SunsetShimmer> Jet_Cirrus: Yes? o.o many

10:18 <Schism> Not spelled like that I don't.

10:19 * Diane is now pink and fluffy

10:19 <Jet_Cirrus> Anyone down to meet up on a server?

10:19 <SunsetShimmer> Naaah

10:19 <Jet_Cirrus> k 0-0

10:19 * Diane sips coffee "derp"

10:20 <Finwe> !wave

10:20 * DerpyBot waves frantically at Finwe \6.9

10:20 * DerpyBot is pulled back behind the curtains \6.||

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10:20 <Schism> Heehee.  Adam "I never asked for a throat lozenge" Jensen.

10:20 <Jet_Cirrus> :/

10:20 <Diane> hey sunset

10:21 <Diane> This is your griff on speed https://derpibooru.org/1249015

10:21 <ConfusionRift> I returneth, with fuds.

10:21 <Jet_Cirrus> :D

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10:21 <Finwe> Funds?

10:21 <Jet_Cirrus> that post made my day

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10:22 <Lumindia_> I awaken!

10:23 <Jet_Cirrus> Hello!

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10:23 <Jet_Cirrus> i might donate to there patreon :/

10:23 <Lumindia_> That's adorable!

10:23 <Double> I just noticed

10:23 <Double> That pun

10:24 <Double> Well played SunsetShimmer

10:24 <Schism> Randomly: Have some best friends forever.  https://derpibooru.org/1158594

10:24 <Jet_Cirrus> cool

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10:25 <Jet_Cirrus> backk

10:26 <Jet_Cirrus> ;-;

10:28 <Jet_Cirrus> Anyone :|

10:28 <hiig> yo

10:28 * Lumindia_ awakens

10:28 * Lumindia_ pets Cirrus

10:28 <Jet_Cirrus> :3

10:28 <Jet_Cirrus> i though everyone left

10:29 * hiig just isnt creative enough to come up with conversational topics

10:29 <Lumindia_> Cats

10:29 <Jet_Cirrus> purr

10:29 <Lumindia_> let's talka bout cats

10:30 <Jet_Cirrus> i got 2 cats

10:30 * Lumindia_ places a box of kittens in the center of the channel

10:30 <Lumindia_> Discuss

10:30 <Jet_Cirrus> cats are fluffy

10:30 <hiig> fuzzy

10:30 <Jet_Cirrus> cute

10:31 <Jet_Cirrus> anyone got to go to school :(

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10:31 <Jet_Cirrus> yo

10:32 <Fall> We're all delinquent here

10:32 <Jet_Cirrus> Yeah.. lol jk

10:32 <Jet_Cirrus> yo! do you know the ads on the home pages and stuff?

10:33 <Jet_Cirrus> if there is 2 ads per person its 0.04 cents

10:33 <Heartbreak> I like turtles.

10:33 <SunsetShimmer> O.o what?

10:33 <Jet_Cirrus> dont we all

10:33 <Lumindia_> o 3o

10:33 * Lumindia_ boops Baconmane

10:33 <Jet_Cirrus> 733472550 and thats how much page views

10:34 * hiig is more of a bird person

10:34 <ConfusionRift> Just enough for a loaf of bread and a gallon of milk.

10:34 <Jet_Cirrus> u get milk!

10:34 <Jet_Cirrus> lucky you

10:34 <Jet_Cirrus> i get watered down koolaid

10:35 <Lumindia_> would yhou hug Gabby?

10:35 <Jet_Cirrus> Gabby?

10:35 <hiig> who wouldnt?

10:36 <SunsetShimmer> Jaded members of the fandom who dislike her wouldn't. x3

10:36 <Lumindia_> did you not watch the new episode?

10:36 <Jet_Cirrus> I forgot

10:36 <Jet_Cirrus> to watch it

10:36 <Jet_Cirrus> brb

10:36 <Lumindia_> '-'

10:36 <hiig> SunsetShimmer: well too bad their opinions are WROOOOOOONG!

10:36 <Lumindia_> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

10:36 <SunsetShimmer> x3

10:36 <Lumindia_> she's sooooo adorable

10:36 <hiig> gabby is best catpidgeon

10:36 <Jet_Cirrus> oh gabby*

10:37 <ConfusionRift> Oh, last episode.

10:37 <ConfusionRift> Yeah... laptop not doing well on that.

10:37 <Diane> hahahahahahaha

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10:37 <hiig> hey, if my lappy can do it, yours should definitely handle it!

10:37 <Diane> I found out something funny when checking for my windows updates

10:38 <ConfusionRift> Is yours 8 years-old?

10:38 <hiig> 10

10:38 <Jet_Cirrus> lol

10:38 <hiig> im surprised ive managed to keep it alive for so long

10:38 <Jet_Cirrus> windows 10 new adversity update

10:38 <hiig> i mean, the battery only lasts 30 seconds, but still

10:38 <Jet_Cirrus> anniversary*

10:38 <Diane> I just got a message that I need to restart my PC so windows can install "important updates"

10:38 <Jet_Cirrus> dont do it

10:39 <Diane> So I panic'd and ran in circles for about a minute

10:39 <Jet_Cirrus> it takes 1 hour depending on ur cpu

10:39 <hiig> the only major fix i needed to do to the laptop was to remove the cpu fan, pull the fan and shaft from the motor, and remove the dust clogged in it

10:39 <Diane> Then I checked my update history to check out what exact updates are needed.

10:39 <hiig> (i may have used cooking oil to lubricate it)

10:39 <Jet_Cirrus> :o

10:39 <Jet_Cirrus> cook something on ur pc fan

10:39 <Diane> I had them sorted by status

10:39 <Jet_Cirrus> Chicken wings anyone?

10:40 <hiig> my body parts have been cooked over and over again on this thing

10:40 <ConfusionRift> Yeah. For some reason, youtube doesn't do too well here.

10:40 <Diane> Guess which update shows 42 times with the "Failed" status?

10:40 <Jet_Cirrus> idk

10:40 <Diane> (and is marked important)

10:40 <Diane> It's called "Upgrade to Windows 10 Home".

10:40 <hiig> ConfusionRift: buffering, or general page loading?

10:41 <ConfusionRift> Plugin crash, for some reason.

10:41 <ConfusionRift> And everything is up to date.

10:41 <hiig> what OS/browser?

10:41 <Jet_Cirrus> you can update on windows/microsofts website

10:41 <Diane> I don't want to.

10:41 <Jet_Cirrus> k

10:41 <Lumindia_> Gabby is adorable, I'd hug her as tightly as she hugs me

10:41 <hiig> though most newer videos should work with html5 video tags

10:41 <Diane> Windows 10 is rubish and the pc auto-restarts in 5 minutes, anyway.

10:42 <Lumindia_> nd then we'd implode and become a black hole of hugs and friendship

10:42 <Lumindia_> o 3o

10:42 <Diane> So...welp.

10:42 <hiig> lumindia: you say it like its a bad thing...

10:42 <Diane> I will see you on the other side.

10:42 * Schism slips over to Diane and offers some Earl Grey tea with lemon and just a little bit of sugar.

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10:42 <Jet_Cirrus> lol

10:42 <Schism> ... perhaps not the best offering.

10:42 <Lumindia_> Tea

10:42 <Lumindia_> Earl Grey

10:42 <Lumindia_> Hot

10:43 <Jet_Cirrus> i got to go to school soon :(

10:43 <Schism> Indeed.  Sans milk.

10:43 <Heartbreak> Tea is good.

10:43 <hiig> tea is awesome!

10:43 <Jet_Cirrus> tea is good

10:43 <hiig> though...i put like 5 sugars in there

10:43 <Heartbreak> And so is gender bending hiig.

10:43 <Heartbreak> Have some tea.

10:43 <hiig> yay!

10:44 <Jet_Cirrus> 5 sugars? HOLY

10:44 <hiig> i love the taste of diabetes in the morning

10:44 <Jet_Cirrus> samme

10:44 <hiig> goes well with my half a kilo of fries

10:44 <Jet_Cirrus> lol

10:44 <Jet_Cirrus> why dont u share?

10:44 <Jet_Cirrus> pls :3

10:45 <Heartbreak> Hiig is now a mare and they haven't even noticed.

10:45 <Jet_Cirrus> :|

10:45 * hiig is surprisingly okay with this

10:45 <hiig> Jet_Cirrus:fiiiiine

10:45 <Jet_Cirrus> *how do u do that

10:45 <Heartbreak> Next is Jet_Cirrus.

10:45 <Jet_Cirrus> ?

10:45 <Jet_Cirrus> what!?

10:45 <Heartbreak> Nothing. Drink the tea.

10:45 <Jet_Cirrus> no

10:46 <hiig> hold him down!

10:46 <Jet_Cirrus> SToP

10:46 <Jet_Cirrus> *runs*

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10:46 * Heartbreak smirks.

10:46 <Jet_Cirrus> pls no

10:47 <Heartbreak> What would Jet_Cirrus's gender bent name be?

10:47 <Schism> HB: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/338433/sick-little-ponies-and-one-dragon - This is hilarious, and kind of sad in places.  The Flower Trio is particularly excellent.

10:47 <hiig> im still trying to figure out what mine would be!

10:47 <Heartbreak> Well, what's a hiig?

10:47 <unicodingunicorn> heya everyone!

10:47 <Jet_Cirrus> Liig?

10:47 <hiig> short for hiigaran from the game homeworld

10:47 <Schism> Also, obviously Opal Topaz.

10:48 <Heartbreak> I'm derping.

10:48 <Jet_Cirrus> DeRpInG

10:49 <Heartbreak> What's a Cirrus?

10:49 <Jet_Cirrus> idk

10:49 <hiig> type of cloud

10:49 <Jet_Cirrus> yeah that

10:49 <hiig> high altitude cloud composed primarily of ice crystals. appear as thin wisps in the sky

10:49 <Jet_Cirrus> sweet

10:50 <ConfusionRift> Huh. Seems to be working now.

10:50 <Jet_Cirrus> *Drinks Tea*

10:50 <Jet_Cirrus> 25 mins i gtg to school

10:50 <Heartbreak> Snow Cloud?

10:51 <hiig> hmm...snowy....

10:51 * hiig approves

10:51 <Heartbreak> I usually switch 'Jet' with "Snow".

10:51 <Jet_Cirrus> Sn0w Cirrus

10:51 <Heartbreak> In fact, my author goes by the name "Jet Black".

10:51 <Heartbreak> His gender bent is Snow White.

10:51 <Jet_Cirrus> no pls

10:51 <Jet_Cirrus> ;w;

10:51 <Heartbreak> Snow White writes a story about my gender bent named Heartache.

10:52 <Jet_Cirrus> lol

10:52 <Finwe> Heartfake

10:52 <Heartbreak> it's called "My Little Heartache."

10:52 <Heartbreak> It's about a girl who crossed the King of the Fae and was sent to Equestria as a stallion.

10:53 * Heartbreak coughs.

10:53 <Jet_Cirrus> lol

10:53 <Heartbreak> Oh sure. You laugh.

10:53 <Jet_Cirrus> Need a cough drop?

10:53 <Heartbreak> But Heartache is -my- gender bent.

10:53 <Jet_Cirrus> or headache

10:53 <Jet_Cirrus> jk

10:53 <Heartbreak> So you just gender bend that premise and you get -my- story.

10:54 * Heartbreak pies Jet_Cirrus.

10:54 <Jet_Cirrus> * Stop

10:54 <Jet_Cirrus> how do u do that

10:54 <Finwe> Your bender-gent?

10:54 <Heartbreak> backslash stop.

10:54 <hiig> Jet_Cirrus: i assume you mean /me action text

10:54 <Heartbreak> Heartache is just as gruff as I am, Finwe.

10:54 * hiig does the thingy

10:56 <Heartbreak> Yup. That's the way you do it.

10:56 * Jet_Cirrus gets sadder by the min because i got to go to shcool

10:56 <Jet_Cirrus> school*

10:56 <Schism> I like how in this fanfic, Rarity purports to be on her deathbed due to a terrible, wasting illness.

10:56 <Heartbreak> You have to go to work as well?

10:56 <hiig> eww, school

10:56 <Schism> Everypony around her knows what said illness actually is.

10:56 <Jet_Cirrus> anyone still in school?

10:57 <Schism> Not for the last 14 years.

10:57 <Jet_Cirrus> nicee

10:58 <Heartbreak> Nope.

10:58 <Heartbreak> Working sucks too.

10:58 <Heartbreak> And guess what, Jet_Cirrus...

10:58 * hiig likes work

10:58 <Heartbreak> High School? It never ends.

10:58 * Jet_Cirrus :(

10:59 <Finwe> Depends.

10:59 <Finwe> I work with mathematics, which is fun.

10:59 <Heartbreak> Are they in America?

10:59 <Finwe> I also study mathematics. o3o

10:59 * Jet_Cirrus i would rather go to school then work

10:59 * Jet_Cirrus eh?

10:59 <Heartbreak> Then. High. School. Never. Ends.

10:59 <Heartbreak> Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeever...

10:59 <ConfusionRift> Glad I'm over that.

10:59 <Jet_Cirrus> Anyone Canadian? EH?

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10:59 <Finwe> Mr KooK.

11:00 * Finwe doffs his hat.

11:00 * Jet_Cirrus tips hat

11:00 <hiig> Heartbreak: dont give the poor guy a heart attack!

11:00 <KooK> Finnish

11:00 * Heartbreak noogies hiig.

11:01 <Jet_Cirrus> Welp i should get going soon :(

11:01 * Jet_Cirrus dies inside JK

11:01 <Heartbreak> hiig: Want to -read- my story?

11:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Morning Discussion #617 [ http://tinyurl.com/gm3xdmv ]

11:01 <hiig> i should have been in bed hours ago. im supposed to have a flight early morning

11:01 <Jet_Cirrus> Where are you going?

11:02 <hiig> ugh, england flights. nothing but serving gin and tonics or bloody marys

11:02 <Heartbreak> hiig: You can always bookmark it and read it later.

11:02 <Jet_Cirrus> i need to start working so i can go to bronycon

11:02 <hiig> good point. linky!

11:02 <Heartbreak> https://www.fimfiction.net/story/18761/my-little-heartbreak-heartbroken

11:02 <Heartbreak> book one.

11:03 <hiig> aaaaand done!

11:03 * Jet_Cirrus anyone going to bronycon next year

11:03 <hiig> actually, i should probably download it. i dont know if ill have free wifi in the hotel, and i probably wont be going out

11:03 <hiig> the heck is there to do in newcastle, anyway?

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11:04 <Heartbreak> Dance on roofs and kiss chimmy sweeps?

11:04 <Jet_Cirrus> idk

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11:04 <hiig> will i get to see the animated penguins at least?

11:05 <Jet_Cirrus> i should get going bye everyone!

11:05 <hiig> see you mate

11:05 * Jet_Cirrus waves

11:05 * Jet_Cirrus Tips hat

11:05 <Jet_Cirrus> legit bye now

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11:06 <Heartbreak> Fire is pretty.

11:06 <hiig> indeed

11:06 <hiig> tealc.jpg

11:07 <Heartbreak> hiig: Also, if you have 'expectations' with my story? Leave them at the door.

11:07 * hiig throws them across the room at his door

11:07 <Finwe> hiig: Newcastle?

11:08 <hiig> *nodnod*

11:08 <Finwe> I once passed through Newcastle on my way from Edinburgh to London.

11:08 <Heartbreak> And the first three chapters of the story are like the hardest to get through.

11:09 <Heartbreak> But you're English. I think the stereotype is that the English are used to disappointment, right?

11:10 <hiig> nope. im australian. im crude, vulgar, and live life by the hakuna matata philosophy!

11:10 <hiig> (except i dont eat bugs)

11:10 <Heartbreak> Hmmmm, well fetlocks.

11:10 <Heartbreak> I wonder if I have any aussie fans...

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11:11 <hiig> gotta be at least a few

11:11 <Jet_Cirrus> Back real quick

11:11 <hiig> that was a short school session!

11:11 <Jet_Cirrus> yeah

11:11 <Jet_Cirrus> no im going now

11:12 <Jet_Cirrus> but im just sharing i am making cookies today :D

11:12 <hiig> mail me some

11:12 <Jet_Cirrus> send ur po box

11:12 <Jet_Cirrus> i will

11:12 <Jet_Cirrus> test me

11:12 <hiig> dont have one. dubai works in weird ways with post

11:12 <Jet_Cirrus> ah ok

11:12 <Jet_Cirrus> welp bye

11:12 <hiig> cya

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11:13 <Electron> I know that feel all too well: https://derpibooru.org/1248569

11:14 <hiig> Electron: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OE8OJCRgCQ

11:14 <Heartbreak> Monkeys!

11:15 <Finwe> Should it not be "meskeys" in plural, and "monkey" in singular?

11:15 <Finwe> o3o?

11:15 <Electron> That too, hiig.

11:16 <Finwe> "Makeye" for feminine case.

11:16 * hiig is confus

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11:18 <Heartbreak> hiig: If you're an aussie, then by default, when you are gender bent? You get a pouch.

11:18 <Heartbreak> it's a rule.

11:18 <hiig> neat!

11:20 <hiig> wait...so that makes me a kangapony?

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11:20 <Finwe> Marsuponial.

11:20 <Heartbreak> Sure, why not?

11:21 <Heartbreak> Marsuponial.

11:23 <ConfusionRift> Well, can't watch the new episode.

11:24 <ConfusionRift> It's basically a slideshow.

11:24 <hiig> youtube?

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11:24 <ConfusionRift> Can't find it there.

11:24 <hiig> where are you playing it from?

11:25 <ConfusionRift> The motion of daily?

11:25 <hiig> hmm. have you tried downloading the source file and playing it in your media player locally?

11:25 <Finwe> http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4suht8

11:26 * Heartbreak boop boop boop boop boops ConfusionRift, because he tolerates her shenanigans.

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11:29 * ConfusionRift patpats Heartbreak.

11:29 <ConfusionRift> Finwe, that's the slideshow I was talking about.

11:29 <Schism> Hee...!  http://www.fimfiction.net/story/340612 - What happens when somepone discovers a font of eldritch coins, each of which can be turned in for a minute of labor from the Highest Pone in the Land...?

11:30 <Schism> And they don't want anything esoteric.  Just for the Princess to clear a field.  One field.  One pasture.

11:31 <Finwe> ConfusionRift: This one then? http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4t31o1

11:32 <Finwe> It's even got Czech subtitles in case you don't understand the dialogue.

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11:32 *** ChanServ sets mode: +h Nedemai

11:33 <Finwe> Mr Nedemai.

11:33 * Finwe doffs his hat.

11:33 <ConfusionRift> Still a slideshow.

11:34 <Nedemai> Finwe, Im not a Mr.

11:34 <Finwe> Miss Nedemai?

11:34 * Finwe re-doffs his hat.

11:34 <Nedemai> Thats better :3

11:35 <ConfusionRift> Mrs... oh wait... yes, that. :P

11:35 * Finwe writes notes in his notebook.

11:36 * Electron thought that Nedemai is a dude

11:36 <Finwe> "Heartbreak – Mrs (at least according to Schism; Nedemai – Miss, ...)

11:36 <Finwe> "

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11:40 <Schism> That was a silly jest.

11:40 <hiig> right, i should definitely sleep now

11:40 <hiig> nn

11:42 <Finwe> Good night, mate.

11:43 <Electron> Goodnight, hiig.

11:43 <Finwe> Schism: A jelly sist?

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11:46 <Finwe> Mr Nuclear.

11:47 * Finwe doffs his hat.

11:47 <Nuclear> Hello, good sir.

11:48 <Electron> ( -_-)

12:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: <unspecified> [ http://tinyurl.com/hjs76ka ]

12:05 <Schism> "This may or may not be the stupidest thing you've ever heard in your life, but what's the date and year?  Waking up in the middle of a forest at random has kind of scrambled my sense of time."

12:08 <ConfusionRift> Well, time for me to crash. See ya laters.

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12:10 <Electron> Bye, the robo... okay.

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12:17 <LunaticHell> I have returned.

12:17 <Electron> Hello, the returned one.

12:17 <LunaticHell> I went to a job convention. o. o

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12:31 <Heartbreak> Seakittens.

12:34 * Electron offers a cup of green tea with honey to Heartbreak

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12:35 * Heartbreak oooos and drinks.

12:37 <Finwe> Oolated squiggs?

12:37 * Heartbreak raspberries at Finwe.

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12:39 * Lumindia_ uwahs into existance

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12:49 <Banoffee> How does one uwah?

12:54 <Electron> With imagination.

12:55 <Banoffee> Shucks

12:55 * FreezeFrame continues to play the waiting game with endo office.

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12:56 * Finwe sits on Heartbreak.

12:57 * Heartbreak boots Finwe off.

12:57 <Heartbreak> Your desire for a reaction is irrelevant to me.

12:57 <Heartbreak> No matter how many times you attempt this sort of interaction. The result will be the same.

12:58 <Fall> You will react?

12:58 <Heartbreak> I will tell you to get off me, don't sit on me, don't chew on parts of my p-p-poniness.

12:58 <Banoffee> So yea

12:58 <Electron> Finwe is quite manipulative.

12:58 <Banoffee> You will react

12:59 <Heartbreak> That's not what I'm getting at Banoffee.

12:59 <Fall> That was three sentences of reaction

12:59 <Fall> Finwe couldn't be giddier with joy

12:59 <Heartbreak> ...

12:59 <Banoffee> Kinda four

12:59 <Heartbreak> I loathe you.

13:00 <Fall> Love you too sugar~

13:01 <Heartbreak> I wasn't talking to you, Fall.

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13:01 <Banoffee> Fall was talking to me

13:01 <Heartbreak> I hope so.

13:01 <Heartbreak> It works with my shipping chart.

13:01 <Finwe> Capping shirt?

13:02 * Electron keks

13:02 <Heartbreak> ...

13:02 <Fall> You loathe Banoffee?

13:02 <Heartbreak> No, I loathe Finwe.

13:02 <Fall> Oh.

13:02 <Fall> That's acceptable here

13:02 <Heartbreak> And his actions to provoke a reaction in me because he knows that I will react to him.

13:02 <Heartbreak> The simple solution would seemingly be just 'not to react'.

13:03 <Banoffee> It would

13:03 <Heartbreak> You know, what elementry school teachers tell the geeks when the bullies bully them.

13:03 <Banoffee> It amazes us all you don't do it

13:03 * Heartbreak pies Banoffee.

13:03 <Heartbreak> Do I know you?

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13:06 * LunaticHell looks Banoffee and goes "uwah!"

13:06 <Finwe> No, you're not doing it right.

13:06 <Finwe> It's "Wah!"

13:06 <Lumindia_> no

13:06 <LunaticHell> uwah?

13:06 <Lumindia_> it's Uwah!

13:06 <Heartbreak> Uwah... Uwah... Nope. Doesn't sound like a name I know.

13:06 <Lumindia_> Uuu Uuu Uwah uwah!

13:07 <Heartbreak> Perhaps their name should be 'Forgetmenot'.

13:07 <Demi-GoP> https://vine.co/v/iYqO33Xnm5q

13:07 <LunaticHell> wah u, wah me, wah us together~ naturally.

13:07 <Heartbreak> The mutant whose power is that all his teammates forget that he ever existed.

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13:07 *** Fall is now known as FallenSilent

13:07 <Heartbreak> So, who were we talking about again?

13:07 <LunaticHell> Heartbreak: Still better than the mutant whose power is to explode.

13:07 <LunaticHell> Once.

13:08 <Heartbreak> Eeeeesh, yeah, that guy had it rought.

13:08 <Heartbreak> Rough.

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13:08 <LunaticHell> He went out with a bang, though.

13:08 <Finwe> Mr DoubleDouble.

13:08 * Finwe doffs his hat.

13:08 <Heartbreak> He had one explosion, and he made it count.

13:08 <LunaticHell> Yup.

13:09 <LunaticHell> Still more useful then Jubilee.

13:09 <Heartbreak> But Jubilee was cuter.

13:09 <LunaticHell> Definatly.

13:09 <Heartbreak> Until she turned into a vampire.

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13:09 <Heartbreak> Fetting fet fet, what the fet Marvel?

13:09 <LunaticHell> Yeah, that was weird.

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13:10 <Heartbreak> Turning a character into a vampire doesn't make them better.

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13:10 <Heartbreak> And yes, I'm counting flutterbat with that.

13:10 <LunaticHell> Turning ALL the characters into vampires does make it spooky, though.

13:10 <Heartbreak> That was messed up.

13:10 <Heartbreak> And stupid. It felt like the comic was trying to capitalize on Flutterbat popularity.

13:10 <LunaticHell> You can be turned into worse in the marvel universe.

13:11 <LunaticHell> They were batting on the wrong Flutter.

13:11 <Heartbreak> You loved when Fluttershy turned into a batpony? Why not ALL the mane six! There! You love us now, right?!

13:11 <Heartbreak> And then there were the talking apples...

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13:11 <LunaticHell> There's more intresting monsters to turn your characters into.

13:11 <Heartbreak> ._. seriously. Talking freaking apples.

13:12 <LunaticHell> Turn Twilight into a book zombie...

13:12 <LunaticHell> ...oh wait, she already is one.

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13:12 <Heartbreak> And then the talking apples, just like Spike's pets, turned into a self-reliant civilization that went off into Equestria, never to be seen again.

13:12 <Heartbreak> Gawds that was stupid.

13:13 <Heartbreak> I felt really stupid for even reading it.

13:13 <LunaticHell> Darkwing Duck did it first and did it better.

13:13 <LunaticHell> Talking salad.

13:13 <Heartbreak> Agreed.

13:13 <Cepheid> me flops into the room.

13:13 <Heartbreak> The comics have had their high and low moments.

13:13 <Cepheid> Darnit, I'm still tired.

13:13 <LunaticHell> And then they get rescued by sentient cows.

13:13 <Heartbreak> The high moments I felt were at the beginning of it all.

13:14 <Heartbreak> With those single issues that focus on one particular character at a time.

13:14 <LunaticHell> And Darkwing is like "isn't that a bit unmoral to eat the sentient salad?" to which the cow replied "When was the last time you bit in a hamburger?"

13:14 <LunaticHell> Witty.

13:15 <Heartbreak> That's where the comics are at the best. When they try to cram everyp-pony into a story arc? Things get muddled and jumbled up.

13:15 <Heartbreak> Aka, The Deer and The Good, The Bad, And the Pony.

13:15 <Heartbreak> Gawds, I hated the deer.

13:15 <LunaticHell> Aye. When they focus on a small number of ponies and their relationship between them, that's when they shine.

13:15 <LunaticHell> Like the Friends Forever series.

13:16 <Heartbreak> Even in their first comic, they sorta did this, They started the mane six together, but then had them split up for a bit.

13:16 <Heartbreak> Then come back together in the end.

13:16 <LunaticHell> Spike and Celestia was fun and did show us a lot about Celestia's attitude as a teacher.

13:16 <Heartbreak> Loved the Celestia comic.

13:16 <Heartbreak> And the Luna comic was fun.

13:16 <Heartbreak> So was the Pinkie comic.

13:16 <LunaticHell> I love Tibbles.

13:17 <Heartbreak> Fluttershy was neat, AJ, Dash, and Rarity got the shorter end of the stick if you ask me..

13:17 <Heartbreak> And spike's comic...?

13:17 * Cepheid boots up Grim Dawn and starts murdering stuff again.

13:17 <Heartbreak> That's where his pets become an advanced civilization...

13:17 <LunaticHell> I liked the Rainbow Dash one shot comic for its conclusion.

13:17 <Heartbreak> It felt... stupid..

13:18 * Heartbreak nods.

13:18 <LunaticHell> The way AJ made Rainbow catch the apple was very heartwarming.

13:18 <Heartbreak> Though compared to the others?

13:18 <Heartbreak> Eeeeeh, it needed more meat.

13:18 <LunaticHell> I'll judge it on its own merit.

13:18 * Heartbreak boops LunaticHell.

13:18 <LunaticHell> *derp*

13:19 <LunaticHell> The CMC + Discord was fun, too.

13:19 <Heartbreak> The one where they went to the alternate reality, Oh fet, I loved that one.

13:19 <Heartbreak> If not only cause...*points out her own CMC cape.*

13:20 <LunaticHell> The CMC was the time travel one.

13:20 <Heartbreak> That was... Interesting.

13:20 <Demi-GoP> why does this exist https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wA3XIfyzJw

13:20 <Heartbreak> Not gripping, but interesting.

13:20 <Heartbreak> Demi-GoP: Because you do bad things at night.

13:21 <LunaticHell> Burn'd.

13:21 <LunaticHell> This reminds me of a joke.

13:21 <LunaticHell> What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common

13:21 <Heartbreak> But the ones where they traveled to the Alternate Equestria felt like it could have been explored more.

13:21 <Demi-GoP> :D

13:21 <LunaticHell> There used to be two, but now it's unacceptable to talk about it.

13:21 <Heartbreak> And the ending was pretty much a wash...

13:22 <Demi-GoP> LunaticHell

13:22 <Demi-GoP> nice :D

13:22 <Heartbreak> Gender is a sticky subject, and Adam Ruins Everything has a wonderful take on it.

13:22 <Heartbreak> Particularly what genders should and shouldn't wear. And what colours are and aren't for boys and girls.

13:23 <LunaticHell> Yes but the video demi posted is not about that.

13:23 <Heartbreak> Spoilers, Pink used to be a -boy colour-, video games are only considered 'for boys' because that's where they were stuck in the toy isle, and there are other countries who recognize five genders.

13:24 <Demi-GoP> we are watching mlp dude what gender are we

13:24 <LunaticHell> Are we talking gramatical genders or...like biology?

13:24 <Heartbreak> The native americans had a term used for homosexuals called "Twinsouled" and they were highly accepted within their society

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13:25 <LunaticHell> But that still isn't a third gender. o. o

13:25 <Heartbreak> Pfffffft. Biology. Nature looks at the ape descendants and their rigid terms for gender and laughs.

13:25 <Heartbreak> You know there's a whole species of whipped tail lizard that is exclusively female?

13:26 <Heartbreak> Clown fish, along with frogs, can switch genders if the conditions are right.

13:26 <FreezeFrame> Which nation? Because the Haudenosaunee, Algonquin, Apache, Sioux, Navajo, and Hopi were all distinct nations with differing cultures.

13:26 <Heartbreak> Scientifically accurate "Finding Nemo" would look very different...

13:26 <LunaticHell> We're mammels.

13:27 * Heartbreak pat pat pats LunaticHell.

13:27 <LunaticHell> Most if not all mammels are "bimoprhic".

13:27 <FreezeFrame> And that's just the ones I could name off the top of my head.

13:27 <Heartbreak> And I think there's a species of bat whose males can lactate.

13:27 <Heartbreak> Nature -laughs- at us.

13:27 <LunaticHell> Human males actually can do that, too.

13:27 <LunaticHell> Technically.

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13:28 *** FallenSilent is now known as Fall

13:28 <Heartbreak> Male seahorses give birth, our gender 'roles' are stupid beyond measure, and in the grand scheme of things? We are but flakes of star dust on a muddy little speck of a rock in the endless sea of space.

13:29 <LunaticHell> Nature made us out to be "sexual dimorphic".

13:29 <LunaticHell> And the discussion isn't about gender roles, but gender itself.

13:29 <Heartbreak> That's just how we evolved.

13:29 <LunaticHell> That's bad?

13:29 <Demi-GoP> triggered

13:30 <Demi-GoP> !link triggered

13:30 <DerpyBot> https://derpibooru.org/1240065?scope=scpe9df2f3489a5ee911fc4fe317116fd8c7ce045a76

13:30 <LunaticHell> I'm not saying that this is better or worse than other systems in nature, this is just the reality that we can observe.

13:30 <FreezeFrame> And even that isn't one-hundred percent accurate, given that 1.7% of humans are born with some form in an intersex condition.

13:30 <Heartbreak> I'm not triggered.

13:30 <Cepheid> LunaticHell:  Why do skeletons bleed?

13:31 <LunaticHell> FreezeFrame: A condition is nothing more than that.

13:32 <FreezeFrame> Except a condition which causes no inherent complications is not a negative condition.

13:32 <LunaticHell> It's a genetic defect, not a third gender. Sorry.

13:32 * FreezeFrame eyerolls

13:32 * Heartbreak pies LunaticHell.

13:33 <LunaticHell> Cepheid: Because our bones produce blood.

13:33 <LunaticHell> I think.

13:33 <LunaticHell> Also from what I've seen the figure is more like smaller than 0,5%

13:34 <FreezeFrame> No, that's the figure for specifically ambiguous genitalia.

13:34 <LunaticHell> Alright, but my point still stands.

13:35 <Cepheid> In humans, I'd call it a genetic defect.  But that said, there are animals that are hermaphrodites.  Both male and female, so it's not an impossibility in the animal kingdom.

13:35 <LunaticHell> Sure, but why compare two different species?

13:36 <Cepheid> I'm just making an idle comment/point.

13:36 <LunaticHell> Noted.

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13:37 <LunaticHell> Lemme just say this. *ahem*

13:37 <wobniaR> Horses!

13:37 <Heartbreak> yes!

13:37 <Heartbreak> Ponies!

13:38 <LunaticHell> There are people who are born differently, that pretty much should be true. It's not normal, but that doesn't mean it's good or bad, it just means what it says on its tin. But it also doesn't make them a third gender, either.

13:39 * wobniaR installs ponies directly to Heartbreak's brain

13:39 <LunaticHell> Just like being born without legs doesn't make one less of a human.

13:39 <FreezeFrame> Yes, but throwing out other cultures' ideas of gender is pretty much Eurocentrism at its worst.

13:39 * Heartbreak installs Ponies 10 into wobniaR's brain.

13:39 <LunaticHell> But what is the context here?

13:40 <FreezeFrame> Well, you keep saying you're talking about gender, but I don't think you've been actually talking about gender, for one.

13:40 * wobniaR sees everything

13:40 <LunaticHell> So what have I been talking about?

13:40 <FreezeFrame> sex.

13:41 <Heartbreak> Ponies!

13:42 <Heartbreak> Or farts.

13:42 <LunaticHell> And the difference is?

13:42 <wobniaR> !link fart

13:42 <DerpyBot> https://derpibooru.org/431093

13:43 <wobniaR> Haha what

13:43 <wobniaR> Someone actually linked a fart in here?

13:43 <Cepheid> Is this one of those "I identify as..." conversations?

13:43 <LunaticHell> I hope not. o. o

13:44 <Lumindia_> something something attack helicopter

13:44 <wobniaR> LunaticHell is trying to get the point across that being different doesn't make you less human but is overcomplicating it

13:44 <Cepheid> Having to make a distinction between gender ande sex is akin to the "I identify as..." scenario.

13:44 * FreezeFrame sets the attack helicopter copypasta on fire, sends it to the moon, sends the moon into the sun, and sends the sum package into the black hole at the center of the galaxy.

13:44 <LunaticHell> I didn't start the fire. o. o

13:45 <wobniaR> You're fanning the flames that's for sure

13:45 <Lumindia_> it was always burning as the world was turning

13:45 <LunaticHell> yay

13:45 <Lumindia_> ♪♫We didn't start the fire...♪♫

13:45 <wobniaR> Let's switch topics to more important things

13:45 <Lumindia_> yes

13:45 <Lumindia_> let us do that

13:45 <LunaticHell> Like ponies.

13:45 <Lumindia_> like ponies

13:45 <Cepheid> Please.

13:45 <Lumindia_> ...

13:45 * Lumindia_ stares at Lunatic

13:45 * Lumindia_ pushes them over and sits upon

13:45 <LunaticHell> ./)

13:45 <wobniaR> Like how I'm going to bake h

13:45 <wobniaR> Heartbreak a cake*

13:46 <wobniaR> A secret cake

13:46 <Heartbreak> More ponies.

13:46 <LunaticHell> Don't leave a pony hanging, Lum.

13:47 * wobniaR lowers SunsetShimmer stealthily into the cake for a surprise

13:47 <Lumindia_> \o

13:47 * Lumindia_ can't be bothered to do the proper hoof emoticon thing

13:47 *** FreezeFrame is now known as SleepFrame

13:47 <LunaticHell> https://derpibooru.org/457348 This makes more sense that allowed.

13:47 <LunaticHell> than*

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13:49 <Thelema5> Hello, everypony.

13:50 * Electron waves to Thelema5

13:51 <wobniaR> !wave

13:51 * DerpyBot waves frantically at wobniaR \6.9

13:51 * DerpyBot is pulled back behind the curtains \6.||

13:52 * Lumindia_ hugs the DerpBot

13:52 <Lumindia_> !hug

13:52 <DerpyBot> Hugtiem? :3

13:52 <Lumindia_> <3

13:52 * DerpyBot wraps her front hooves around Lumindia_ in a tight embrace

13:52 * Lumindia_ squeaks! <3

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13:56 <Thelema5> My workplace is a madhouse today.  Rather literally- we're hosting a psychiatric conference for practitioners and patients

13:57 <Lumindia_> o.o

13:57 <Lumindia_> well then

13:57 <Lumindia_> sounds like fun

13:58 <Thelema5> I guess?  A guy followed my through the lobby demanding that I tell him where "the goldmine" is

13:58 <Thelema5> *me

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13:59 <Thelema5> "Hey, hey buddy.  Hey buddy?  Hey.  Where's the gold mine?  Where's the goldmine, buddy?  Buddy?  Yeah.  Hey.  Where is it?  Where, buddy?  Where's the goldmine?"

13:59 <Thelema5> O.o

14:00 <Lumindia_> If it was a girl, they should have gone "HEY, LISTEN!" over and over again

14:00 <Lumindia_> 'w'

14:01 <Demi-GoP> spam

14:01 <Demi-GoP> spam

14:02 <Demi-GoP> maps

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14:04 <wobniaR> You have to deal with some weird stuff Thelema5

14:04 <Lumindia_> HHey, listen! Hey, listen! Hey, listen! Hey, listen! ey, listen!

14:05 <Cepheid> LunaticHell:  Bandit murder never gets old.

14:06 <Demi-GoP> apperiantly there are 63 new genders

14:07 <Demi-GoP> applejack can i borrow your rope for a second it wont take long i promise

14:07 <Electron> Oh my...

14:08 <Demi-GoP> oh and ask twilight if she has a book about knots

14:08 <Cepheid> As of late, this chair I sit on at my PC has been making creaking noises.

14:08 <Cepheid> I'm starting to suspect I should examine it closely.

14:08 * Sour_Sweet bounces in and cuddles Electron, wobniaR and Heartbreak.

14:08 * Electron oompfs

14:08 * Heartbreak bleeeeeeeeeeehs.

14:08 * wobniaR is absolutely disgusted

14:09 <Sour_Sweet> He's such a cutie when he pretends he doesn't like cuddles.

14:10 <Demi-GoP> just dont break heartbreaks rips

14:10 <Thelema5> Cepheid, didn't you just get that chair like... 8 months ago?

14:12 <wobniaR> I could use a new chair eventually

14:12 <Cepheid> This computer chair?  No.

14:12 <Cepheid> I've had it for years.

14:12 <Thelema5> Oh.

14:12 <wobniaR> I'm the type to use things until they break though

14:13 <Lumindia_> I wonder why it's suddenly become a thing on youtube to point a camera at a bunch of animals or a city view and stream that

14:13 <Fall> God, your recommendations are full of that too?

14:13 <Cepheid> Yeah, I'm the same, usually

14:13 <Cepheid> Fall:  Hmm?

14:13 <Lumindia_> I"m not complaining

14:13 <Fall> I thought I'd screwed up their algo somehow

14:14 <Lumindia_> watching jellyfish swim around in water is kinda chill, actually

14:14 <Lumindia_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSVbdiflrmA the one I'm on currently

14:14 <Cepheid> It's likely their algorithm is the same as always.

14:15 <Cepheid> Probable cause is due to me linking the Kitty Academy Live Stream regularly.

14:15 <Lumindia_> yep

14:15 <Lumindia_> I was literally about to mention that

14:15 <Cepheid> Er, Kitten Academy*

14:15 <Cepheid> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0euSoQ4Ue8

14:15 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Kitten Academy Live Stream

14:15 <Lumindia_> "Oh, you like watching cat livestreams? Have livestreams of more animals! :D"

14:15 <Lumindia_> again, not complaining, watching some of this stuff is pretty chill

14:16 <Thelema5> Document all the things

14:16 <Fall> I should make a livestream of myself watching these livestreams

14:16 <Fall> I'd make millions

14:16 <Lumindia_> hah

14:16 <Cepheid> And I should make a livestream of myself watching your livestream of watching those other livestreams.  I'd make billions for the inception.

14:17 <Lumindia_> Here we see the nerd in its natural habitat

14:17 <Lumindia_> = 3=

14:17 <Lumindia_> Their typical activities include browsingt he internet and sstriking up discussions about pointless topics

14:17 <Lumindia_> Despite the fact that it contributes nothing to their overall survival, they continue to do it. Perhaps it is a ritual of sorts?

14:18 <Cepheid> More like "Striking up arguments about pointless topics."

14:18 <Cepheid> ... Well, I just missed the picture of a lifetime.  My cat asleep curled up on my bed.

14:18 * Cepheid pets kitty then goes downstairs for food.

14:19 <Lumindia_> "Occasionally, when two nerds confront each other, discussions on these topics will escalate into heated arguements, eventually leading to a battle for dominance."

14:19 <Demi-GoP> Thelema5

14:19 <Demi-GoP> do a 360 noscope

14:19 <Electron> Huh, Lumindia_.

14:20 <wobniaR> Luna is not best princess, fite me

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14:20 <MisterRogers> Good day fellow sentient organisms.

14:21 <Cepheid> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOFB79AXaHo

14:21 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

14:21 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about 1,3Kg Bengal Kater vs. 8,6Kg Maine Coon Kater * bi

14:23 <Cepheid> Cute stupid kitty.

14:24 *** Pony_62636 is now known as Fayth

14:25 <Cepheid> In other news, I made a small mistake.

14:25 <Cepheid> See, on the ceiling upstairs, hidden away at one of the edges, was a spider.  Small one.

14:25 <Cepheid> It later moved to the corner over the stairs, making it almost unreachable.

14:26 <Cepheid> I pointed this out to my dad, who insisted I kill it, and I did.  Instead..

14:26 <Cepheid> I should have kept it alive to see how long it took my mother to notice it.  My mother is an arachnophobe.

14:27 <Lumindia_> ahahaha

14:27 <Lumindia_> yoou're horrible Ceph

14:27 <Cepheid> I am, yes.

14:28 <Thelema5> I think killing it was the right thing to do.  I've been bitten by spiders many times- those things have no place in human homes.

14:28 <Cepheid> I've done this a few times before.

14:28 <Cepheid> It was an incredibly small spider, like, smaller than a Canadian penny

14:28 <wobniaR> Poisonous spiders are bad, there are some that are pretty harmleaa

14:28 <wobniaR> Harmless*

14:29 <Cepheid> We don't get any venomous or poisonous spiders here, nor do we get any freakin' necrosis-causing brown recluses.

14:29 <Cepheid> We just get what are known as daddy longlegs, and these... little spiders.

14:29 <Cepheid> Both are harmless.

14:29 <Cepheid> Well, relatively harmless.  They still bite, but it's like, no worse than a mosquito bite.

14:29 <wobniaR> If i can i usually catch the harmless ones and put them outside

14:30 <Cepheid> We actually have worse things than spiders up here that FLY instead.

14:30 <wobniaR> They need to stop doing tjat

14:30 <Cepheid> Like the pain machine blackflies.

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14:30 <Cepheid> Got bit by one of those, removed a freakin' chunk of my skin and burned so badly I almost dropped a ~$1,500 laptop onto the floor.

14:31 <Lumindia_> https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/26740846/asdf/skulltula.png [Arachnophobes need not apply. Trigger Warning: SPIDERS]

14:31 <Thelema5> I don't think daddy longlegs are actually spiders

14:31 <Cepheid> They aren't.

14:31 <Cepheid> But they look like spiders, so they may as well be treated as such by arachnophobes.

14:31 <Thelema5> Blackflies are a curse

14:32 <Cepheid> How genetic mutation can come up with such a horrifying little insect, I don't want to know.

14:33 <Thelema5> Monsters

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14:34 *** The_Nostalgia_Mare is now known as Nossy|School

14:34 <Divide> Hum.

14:34 <Divide> Well, that's...

14:34 *** Divide is now known as Divide|Tech

14:36 * Cepheid pours Schism a coffee.

14:38 <Cepheid> Okay cats, you both need your claws clipped.

14:38 <Cepheid> Spitfire's getting caught on stuff with all of his claws, and Tizzy is getting her alien claws caught on everything.

14:39 <Lumindia_> oo 3o

14:39 * Lumindia_ stare at Ceph

14:39 <Lumindia_> Skrrreeeeeee

14:39 <Lumindia_> Spiders I"m not afraid of

14:39 <Lumindia_> Bees and Wasps

14:39 <Lumindia_> they can go die in a fire

14:39 <Heartbreak> Bees are fine.

14:39 <Lumindia_> multiple dies

14:40 <Heartbreak> Wasps are -evil-.

14:40 <Lumindia_> I'm terrified of bees, hornets, wasps, etc

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14:40 <Lumindia_> Bese I can 'tolerate'

14:40 <Lumindia_> still freak me the heck out, though

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14:41 <Cepheid> Huh, it's 22C in my bedroom for once.

14:41 <Cepheid> So am I, Lumindia_.

14:41 <Cepheid> I'm terrified of bees and wasps and such.  Though, it's a conditional fear.

14:42 <Cepheid> They have to be flying.

14:42 <Cepheid> If they're landed on the ground, walking around, I'm not afraid of them.  If they're flying, then get me the hell out of there please.

14:42 <Cepheid> They have a bad habit of buzzing about me, inches away from my body, which unnerves me.

14:42 <Demi-GoP> cheesecake is love

14:43 <Demi-GoP> cheesecake is life

14:43 <Lumindia_> Even if a bee is just in a window, Im TERRIEDI

14:43 <Lumindia_> A bee was in my bedroom window once

14:43 <Lumindia_> My first thought was "Time to burn the place down"

14:43 <wobniaR> Beeeesssssss

14:43 <Lumindia_> it just extends to real bees

14:43 <Lumindia_> Cartoon bees I'm fine with

14:44 <Fall> I'm okay with wasps and things. Now we don't have hornets here so I dunno what they're like but when I was in my teens I worked in a funfair ticket box, and those were magnets for wasps. I either got used to them or freaked out.

14:44 <Lumindia_> X__X

14:45 * Lumindia_ would DIE in there

14:45 <Lumindia_> not literally, but figuratively...

14:45 <Thelema5> Cepheid, three weeks ago my SO ran a lawnmower over a nest of ground wasps- she was stung 12 times by time she made it into the house.  Several wasps were entagled in her clothes- I was stung twice trying to kill them.  Wasps are monsters.

14:45 <Lumindia_> Wasps are complete jerks

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14:45 <Fall> Other people were always leaving empty cokecansandthings in there, y'see

14:45 <Thelema5> It was the first time in 24 years that I've heard her scream O.o

14:46 * Fall has no working spacebar right now, btw

14:46 <Lumindia_> https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/26740846/CBACUYI.jpg [TRIGGER: SPIDERS]

14:46 <Thelema5> Space.  The final frontier

14:47 <Cepheid> I saw a tarantula in a pet store yesterday.

14:47 * Thelema5 shivers

14:47 <Cepheid> Same pet store I saw the extremely talkative siamese kitten, who was no longer there.

14:48 <Cepheid> Must have gotten adopted.  Or at least, I hope it did.  Kitten seemed really sweet and attention-loving.

14:48 <Lumindia_> Cats and Kittens are the cutest things ever

14:48 * Electron pats Lumindia_'s head

14:48 <Lumindia_> though they can be quite vindictive

14:48 <Lumindia_> !!

14:48 * Lumindia_ purrs

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14:55 <wobniaR> Cats are good

14:55 <wobniaR> Adopt cats

14:55 <Cepheid> I'm not sure if it's due to playing on Veteran, but bosses/heroes in Grim Dawn are *PAINFUL* to kill.

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14:58 * Surreal_Nightmares sits on Cepheid

14:59 * Cepheid flails about.

14:59 <Cepheid> Now I understand how it is to be Unixkitty when I sit on her!

15:01 <Unixkitty> Why, have you suddenly shrunk a few times before they sat on you? :P

15:01 <Electron> You sit on kitties? Bah.

15:02 <Cepheid> No, Unixkitty, it's just I realize how heavy people really are, even when they're not all that heavy. :P

15:02 <Divide|Tech> Ow, ow, that feeling when one's department is being potentially vaporized.

15:02 <Cepheid> Divide|Tech:  What?

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15:03 <Divide|Tech> Turns out that it's just not profitable enough.

15:03 <wobniaR> People are heavy it's true

15:03 <Finwe> Miss Unixkitty, Messrs Cepheid and Divide|Tech.

15:04 <Divide|Tech> And so in accordance, I'm getting moved over to a more regular one.

15:04 <Finwe> How fare ye?

15:05 * Surreal_Nightmares paws at Finwe's.

15:05 <Surreal_Nightmares> .3.

15:05 <Surreal_Nightmares> Autocorrect.

15:05 <Cepheid> Divide|Tech:  ... How is tech support meant to be profitable?

15:05 <Finwe> Hullo, Surreal_Nightmares.

15:06 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by ExplodingPonyToast: Music: Crystarium - Going Nowhere (R3CTIFIER Remix) [Future Bass] [ http://tinyurl.com/zgo9jd8 ]

15:06 <Thelema5> Divide|Tech, where will they move you?

15:07 * Surreal_Nightmares nomfs Finwe's nose.

15:07 <Finwe> *scrunch*

15:07 <Finwe> Greetings, Thelema5.

15:08 * Thelema5 waves hello

15:09 <Finwe> Divide|Tech: Nooo! They cannot sack the best Divide|Tech on this side of, umm, River St. Lawrence.

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15:11 * Cepheid kills a gigantic queen bee in Grim Dawn.

15:21 <wobniaR> Random question: what do you guys put on your pancakes?

15:21 <wobniaR> I like bacon and maple syrup

15:22 <Cepheid> Just maple syrup.

15:24 <wobniaR> Good choice

15:25 <Surreal_Nightmares> Floof

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15:31 <Sour_Sweet> wobniaR: Apples

15:31 <Sour_Sweet> And sugar :P

15:32 <wobniaR> Even Applejack didn't put apples on her pancakes

15:32 <Sour_Sweet> (Sometimes also a purple sleepy princess)

15:32 <wobniaR> You are dedicated

15:32 <Sour_Sweet> You have no idea what you're missing

15:33 <Sour_Sweet> They're baked together with the pancake

15:33 <wobniaR> I've done that with blueberries

15:34 <wobniaR> I'm not sure what to get for lunch today, burger? Noodles? Sandwich?

15:34 <Sour_Sweet> Also I assume German pancakes are different to U.S. pancakes. Our are quite large for example and fluffy

15:35 <wobniaR> Depends

15:35 <Sour_Sweet> Ours *

15:35 <wobniaR> Flapjacks are thin, i usually make thick and fluffy pancakes

15:35 <Thelema5> I'm boring- just real maple syrup and butter for me

15:35 <wobniaR> Still good choices!

15:36 * Sour_Sweet never had maple syrup

15:36 <wobniaR> Also I'm going for noodles

15:36 <wobniaR> You need to fix that

15:36 <Thelema5> !link pancakes

15:36 <DerpyBot> http://derpiboo.ru/421283

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15:37 <Sour_Sweet> Ewh that shipping

15:38 <Sour_Sweet> C'mon Raripie? That must be the least likely ship.

15:38 <Demi-GoP> more pancakes

15:42 <wobniaR> Pls

15:42 <wobniaR> Shipping belongs in the trash

15:43 <Lumindia_> '-'

15:43 * Lumindia_ drops Kancolle into the channel

15:43 <Lumindia_> Here's some shipping

15:43 <Lumindia_> of ships

15:43 <wobniaR> I don't know what that is but it sounds like trash

15:43 <Demi-GoP> wobniaR do you not like fedex ?

15:43 <Lumindia_> Is UPS more your ship

15:43 <Lumindia_> ?

15:43 * Electron directs UV-light at wobniaR's right ear

15:44 <LunaticHell> I ship UPS with fedex.

15:44 * wobniaR violently melts

15:44 <LunaticHell> https://derpiboo.ru/551368 I knew it, this exists.

15:46 * Cepheid needs Chaos resistance badly.

15:48 <Lumindia_> '-'

15:49 <Cepheid> Oh look.  12% Chaos Resistance.  *Stores in bank for later.*

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15:52 <Cepheid> Can also make a potion to increase resistance.  Assuming i can find the major component.

15:53 <Demi-GoP> fedex is ze best

15:54 <LunaticHell> Cepheid: You said component? I might be of assistence.

15:56 <Cepheid> I'm good for the time being, but if you're overflowing with Cthonic Seals of Binding, I won't hesitate to buy some off of you.

15:56 <LunaticHell> lemme check

15:57 <wobniaR> Got some fries udon noodles

15:57 <wobniaR> Fried*

15:57 <wobniaR> Delicious

15:57 <LunaticHell> Cepheid: how does nine sounds?

15:57 <LunaticHell> Oh sorry, typo

15:57 <LunaticHell> ninty-eight

15:57 <Cepheid> Whatg do you want for-

15:57 <Cepheid> What do you want for 'em?

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15:58 <LunaticHell> I dunno. o. o

15:58 <Lumindia_> http://puu.sh/rb4jC/cae4c70f6f.png

15:59 <Cepheid> Heh.  Lemme finish up here first, though.

16:00 <LunaticHell> Weird

16:00 <LunaticHell> It doesn't show you as online.

16:01 <Cepheid> I tell Steam to not log in ASAP.

16:01 <Cepheid> To the friends list, that is.

16:03 <Cepheid> 99.241.60.106, name EQD, 4827 password.

16:03 <Lumindia_> ...

16:03 <Lumindia_> '-'

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16:09 <wobniaR> Hosting a minecraft serve

16:09 <wobniaR> R?

16:10 <Lumindia_> wob niAR

16:10 <Lumindia_> o 3o

16:10 <SunsetShimmer> WobNARF

16:10 * wobniaR patpats Lumindia_

16:10 <wobniaR> No you found out my secret!

16:11 <wobniaR> But yeah blame touchscreen keyboards, pretty much why you see so much misspelling and mistakes from me

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16:12 * Surreal_Nightmares wears SunsetShimmer as a hat.

16:12 <Lumindia_> looks more like Terraria server

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16:14 * SunsetShimmer makes a good hat.

16:15 * wobniaR appropriately ships SunsetShimmer with Phar Fignewton

16:15 <wobniaR> There's my favorite ship

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16:20 * SunsetShimmer watches a deadmau5 coffee run with adam savage. o3o

16:20 <Heartbreak> http://www.teeturtle.com/products/four-unicorns-of-the-apocalypse?utm_source=FacebookP&utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=fourunicorns

16:21 <SunsetShimmer> http://s3.amazonaws.com/bronibooru/sample/15fbf92bf701ff74cadfdb11ec3e8cf8.jpg x3

16:23 <wobniaR> Ew friendship

16:23 <wobniaR> Of course only sunny is interested

16:23 <wobniaR> Give Starlight more credit tho she's trying

16:23 <SunsetShimmer> x3

16:24 <BerryPunch> I am trying

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16:24 <wobniaR> Yes Starlight Ironhoof too is trying

16:24 <SunsetShimmer> lol

16:24 <Starlight> Yep

16:24 * Surreal_Nightmares wiggles

16:25 <Starlight> Eventually Starlight Glimmer is going to become a character I identify with just cause the names

16:25 <Starlight> I'd still like to see an anti-hero team led by Starlight

16:25 <wobniaR> Maybe, when she gets more episodes and characterization that she deserves

16:25 <Starlight> Like she forms her own suicide squad or something

16:26 * wobniaR zips his mouth shut

16:26 * SunsetShimmer buries wobniaR's head in the sand

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16:26 <wobniaR> This is for the better

16:26 <Starlight> They should make a reformed villains show that is targeted at an older audience

16:27 <wobniaR> Yes slap a Y-7 on it

16:27 <wobniaR> Then they can get away with everything

16:27 <Starlight> Yeah

16:28 * Surreal_Nightmares sits on Starlight.

16:28 <wobniaR> Not sure how that would go though, continuing the series with a new "mane 6" would be interesting though

16:28 * Starlight flattens

16:29 * Surreal_Nightmares is superbatfloof.

16:29 <wobniaR> With the current mane 6 becoming unimportant side characters

16:29 <Starlight> I figured a spinoff show

16:29 <wobniaR> We'll have an equestria girls spinoff first before that

16:29 <wobniaR> They're not gonna let it end on legend of everfree

16:30 <Starlight> I don't think we'll ever see the current mane six as side characters. Even if it goes to a Gen 5 I think we'll see the same characters going forward

16:30 <wobniaR> You may be right

16:30 <Starlight> Gen 4 is the first generation to really solidify a canon and characters Hasbro owns the rights to

16:31 <Sour_Sweet> Rainbow butt as a side character? No way.

16:31 <Starlight> Hasbro didn't have all the rights to Gen 1 characters

16:31 <Thelema5|away> I could see Sunbutt and Moonbutt returning to the ancestral land of the Alicorns, leaving Twilight and Cadance in charge of Equestria.  Then they would have the same sort of cursory appearances in G5 as Tia and Luna do in G4

16:31 *** Thelema5|away is now known as Thelema5

16:31 <Starlight> So they've been trying to recreate Pony with each gen

16:31 <wobniaR> They kept the names at least

16:32 <wobniaR> Pinkie Pie & Rainbow Dash have been around a while

16:32 <wobniaR> Rarity showed up last gen too

16:32 <Lumindia_> and rainbow dash always dresses in style

16:32 <Lumindia_> o 3o

16:32 <wobniaR> And Spike

16:32 <Starlight> Yeah

16:32 <Thelema5> I'm hoping that g5 is literally the next generation- focused on the school ponies we know, but older

16:33 <wobniaR> Flying Scootaloo hype anyone?

16:33 <Sour_Sweet> wobniaR: You're soo cute :P

16:33 <Starlight> I imagine their transition between gens will be similar to how Transformers transitions now

16:33 <Lumindia_> Starlight: Very awkwardly?

16:33 <Starlight> Likely lol

16:33 <Lumindia_> Original transformers were awesome

16:33 <Lumindia_> the new ones are... eeehhh

16:33 <Lumindia_> complete opposite with pnehs

16:34 <Lumindia_> ponies

16:34 <Sour_Sweet> DT ruling the world. I can see that though

16:34 <Thelema5> Yus

16:34 <Starlight> DT is best filly

16:34 <Thelema5> Starlight knows what's up

16:35 <Lumindia_> '-'

16:35 <Lumindia_> That's not how you spell "Scootaloo"

16:35 <Lumindia_> 'w'

16:36 <Surreal_Nightmares> I want to be floofled.

16:36 <Starlight> DT tho

16:36 * Lumindia_ floops Surry

16:36 <Lumindia_> o 3o

16:37 <Sour_Sweet> From the EqG side Scoots is my favorite. Screw those skirts, right? :P

16:37 <Lumindia_> heh

16:37 <Sour_Sweet> (From the side characters anyway)

16:38 <wobniaR> Sunset doesn't wear a skirt eithet

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16:39 <Sour_Sweet> wobniaR: She wears both a dress and a skirt depending on the scene

16:39 <Sour_Sweet> and movie

16:39 <wobniaR> I don't remember her in a skirt, she wears this light transparent undershirt that looks like a skirt

16:40 <wobniaR> That's over her regular shirt and under her sweet jacket

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16:40 <wobniaR> SunsetShimmer help me out here you're the resident expert

16:40 <Sour_Sweet> Dress: https://goo.gl/FvAucV

16:41 <SunsetShimmer> http://orig03.deviantart.net/2601/f/2015/276/c/3/sunset_shimmer___friendship_games_v__2_by_seahawk270-d9btkcb.png - this might be it.

16:41 <Sour_Sweet> And the skirt: https://goo.gl/Tt2qvD

16:42 <SunsetShimmer> Yup

16:42 <Lumindia_> It's ind of funny how just removing that back jacket makes her seem like a coimpletely different person

16:42 <wobniaR> Oh she does have two outfits

16:42 <wobniaR> I guess i just mentally blocked out her skirt look cause i like the jeans and jacket more

16:43 <wobniaR> I'm such a derp

16:43 <Sour_Sweet> Oh and naked: https://goo.gl/QLqs0e

16:43 <Sour_Sweet> (if you clicked that expecting a naked human Sunset shame on you xD)

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16:43 <wobniaR> Lewd

16:45 <SunsetShimmer> x3

16:46 <Lumindia_> ahaha

16:46 <Lumindia_> gg

16:46 <Lumindia_> "We don't normally wear clothes

16:46 * Surreal_Nightmares skrees and nomfs Lumindia_

16:47 * Lumindia_ SQUEAKS

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16:50 <Lumindia_> https://youtu.be/TH49XDENrBI?t=2207 EVO HYPE

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17:00 <SunsetShimmer> Oh dear, my brothers PC has had its password changed... o.o

17:00 <wobniaR> Rekt

17:00 <SunsetShimmer> He mad

17:00 <SunsetShimmer> x3

17:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Comic: Photographer / Ogres and Oubliettes / Epilogue 22 / Recall the Time 161 / Star Mares 2.4.4 / Sable Story 6 [ http://tinyurl.com/zssvkrj ]

17:02 <wobniaR> More wifis for you

17:02 <SunsetShimmer> Aaah, he used his pin login backup...all is coo'

17:03 <Thelema5> Has anyone published an Ogres and Oubliettes game system yet?

17:03 <Thelema5> It seems like this should be a thing

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17:06 <Cepheid> LunaticHell:  Actually, I have to head off for a bit to take a nap.  I have a late-night shift tonight with no idea how long it will go on for.

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17:08 <wobniaR> Sounds easily hacked

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17:08 <wobniaR> I bet the pin is....999

17:10 * Surreal_Nightmares floofles

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17:22 <Thelema5> That feeling when you realize the article you're reading online was published in 2002

17:23 <wobniaR> There's an article going around about various children toy brand companies tracking people online, especially children

17:23 <wobniaR> One of them is Hasbro

17:23 <wobniaR> They got off without a fine for some reason

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17:23 <SunsetShimmer> Ha, thats hilarious

17:24 <Thelema5> I heard something about that, I assume it's blown out of proportion by people who don't understand how things work.

17:24 <Thelema5> Servers log visitors IP and other info, that's just going to happen

17:24 <wobniaR> I only glanced through it

17:25 <wobniaR> Let me look more into it

17:25 <Divide|Tech> Why does it feel like a Friday?

17:26 <Divide|Tech> I swear, I've been feeling all day like it's approaching a weekend.

17:26 <wobniaR> http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/popular-kid-websites-tracking-child-internet-activity-probe-article-1.2790331

17:27 <SunsetShimmer> " ALBANY — Barbie and Nick Jr. — along with a host of other popular youth-oriented websites — were keeping a wrongful eye on children's internet habits, state Attorney General Eric Schneiderman revealed Tuesday.   " Tsk tsk

17:27 <wobniaR> Attorney general office investigation into advertisers it seems

17:27 <SunsetShimmer> " "Federal law demands that children are off-limits to the prying eyes of advertisers," Schneiderman said. "Operation Child Tracker revealed that some of our nation's biggest companies failed to protect kids' privacy and shield them from illegal online tracking." "

17:27 <SunsetShimmer> In short, Hasbro be dun goofin'

17:28 * Surreal_Nightmares wiggles her flank.

17:29 * SunsetShimmer patpats Surreal_Nightmares

17:29 <Thelema5> There are no details about what sort of information was collected, in what way it was collected, or how it was used

17:29 <Thelema5> That's annoying

17:29 <Divide|Tech> Welp.

17:29 <SunsetShimmer> I suppose the story focus is that the gathering of any info by advertisers, no matter what, is wrongful if the focus is children.

17:29 <Sour_Sweet> Transparency is something for working legal systems silly Thelema5

17:30 <Divide|Tech> Customer wants to know why fullscreen 1080p video isn't getting pushed through the HDMI cable properly on a Vista box.

17:31 * Surreal_Nightmares has patted floof.

17:31 <LunaticHell> The hell is a vista box?

17:31 <Surreal_Nightmares> Machine running Windows Vista?

17:33 <Sour_Sweet> But I'd also assume it's far less controversial than portrayed. IIRC Hasbro's friendship club was quite good with respect to privacy related questions. Hasbro's website in general needs a revision though especially security wise. Them collecting so much data is most likely just a case of ancient software configured incorrectly.

17:33 <Sour_Sweet> And law makers having no idea what they're talking about (Thanks again for the cookie law)

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17:36 <wobniaR> Many websites that host content provides by 3rd parties simply don't ask the right questions to the vendors

17:37 <wobniaR> What are you doing, how are you doing it etc

17:37 <wobniaR> This especially includes advertisers

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17:38 <wobniaR> And also people outside the tech industry making laws on what they have no idea about

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17:39 <wobniaR> Like the idiots classifying a ransomware infection as a breach, because ransomware strains in generals main focus is to totally exfiltrate data

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17:39 <wobniaR> Any malware infection on a machine that has access to medical records then could be considered a breach

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17:42 <wobniaR> I'll stop here i promise

17:46 * Sour_Sweet fluffles wobniaR

17:46 <Sour_Sweet> Once we all move to Equestria those problems will be in the past. No internet for pones! :P

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17:46 <wobniaR> What're you gonna do? Mess with my hair? I'll have you know my hair is shaped like a bird when messed up

17:47 <wobniaR> No internet? Madness

17:47 <wobniaR> I want to stay

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17:47 <wobniaR> You can go frolic with the horses i want my memes

17:48 * Surreal_Nightmares glomps Sour_Sweet's face.

17:49 <Sour_Sweet> They have scrollnet. It's only accessible to pointy pones and dragons though

17:49 <wobniaR> Not as good

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17:53 <Sour_Sweet> A dog is barking outside. That's the moment you want U.S. gun law in Europe -.-

17:53 <Sour_Sweet> (For a warning only of course)

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17:57 <wobniaR> Be nice to the puppies

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18:01 * LunaticHell hugs Sour_Sweet "Don't worry, the god isn't gonna bite you."

18:01 <Verandure> Hah

18:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Poll Results: What are your views on the pony "Waifu" thing? [ http://tinyurl.com/z4erqd5 ]

18:01 <SunsetShimmer> Inb4 wobniaR

18:02 <LunaticHell> Guns aren't meant to scare off dogs. o. o

18:04 <wobniaR> My opinion is well known here

18:04 <wobniaR> I have no further comments

18:04 <LunaticHell> Get pepperspray, which is actually a very effective thing to disable a dog.

18:04 <Thelema5> This.

18:05 <wobniaR> Or just let the dog bark unless it's actively attacking you

18:05 <Thelema5> I carry bear spray with me whenever I am outdoors for more than a short walk

18:05 <Thelema5> It works on dogs and people, too

18:06 * wobniaR patpats SunsetShimmer

18:06 <SunsetShimmer> x3

18:06 <LunaticHell> Guns are only permissable and a legit tool of defense when the attacking party is using deadly force and can be considered a viable threat to your life.

18:08 <LunaticHell> Also mind following

18:08 <LunaticHell> "Pepper spray should be used as a last resort only. Most dogs will stop pursuing you if you slow down. Others can be scared away with a loud and strict voice or by showing authority."

18:08 <Sour_Sweet> He's barking. All I want is a counter :P

18:09 <Sour_Sweet> Also: I'm actually quite glad we don't have maniacs with guns all over the place.

18:15 <LunaticHell> SunsetShimmer: "How do I book?" https://derpibooru.org/1249098

18:16 * Thelema5 is now craving bacon

18:17 <SunsetShimmer> x3

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18:19 <LunaticHell> mfw https://derpibooru.org/1207069

18:23 <wobniaR> Her hair looks nothing like bacon

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18:23 <SunsetShimmer> Pffft, lol

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18:30 * LunaticHell deep-fries wobniaR's mane.

18:32 * wobniaR luckily does not have a mane therefore is spared the excruciating pain of being stuffed in a deep fryer

18:34 <Sour_Sweet> All those silly pones pretending to be humans.

18:34 <Divide|Tech> Stupid grumblferghgah.

18:34 <Divide|Tech> YES of course a reboot is the fix.

18:35 <Divide|Tech> Because what else would it be.

18:35 <wobniaR> Reboots fix everything

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18:45 <Electron> https://truffle-shine.deviantart.com/art/Twilight-Sparkle-4-634431501

18:45 <EndenDragon> yas

18:46 <Divide|Tech> The Hitron CGN3 might be the devil itself, but Vista boxen can perish in eternal flames.

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18:49 <wobniaR> You're a horse Sour_Sweet?

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18:50 <Thelema5> http://imgur.com/a/xFIyb [14:23] <wobniaR> Her hair looks nothing like bacon

18:50 <wobniaR> The answer is yes Electron

18:50 <Sour_Sweet> Yes. That also explains all the typos 6_9

18:50 <wobniaR> Pls her red and yellow are obviously far more colorful

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18:51 <Thelema5> You know she looks delicious

18:52 <Divide|Tech> !link bacon mane

18:52 <DerpyBot> Twilight says she doesn't have anything in the library about that

18:52 <Divide|Tech> Lies and trickery.

18:52 <wobniaR> 0/10 would not eat bacon hair

18:52 <wobniaR> Madness i say madness

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19:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Silver Quill: Let's Review: Luna's Micro [ http://tinyurl.com/hjkawmj ]

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19:08 <wobniaR> It's 3pm already and I've felt like I've done nothing productive all day

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19:09 <Electron> Is Twilight a cutie, wobniaR?

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19:10 <wobniaR> Yes

19:11 <wobniaR> If you don't agree you are wrong

19:12 <Thelema5> this day is the longest day

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19:14 <wobniaR> It'll soon be over Thelema5

19:15 <wobniaR> Just gotta make it another hour and 45

19:15 <Thelema5> I should really start bringing celery sticks to work so I have something to eat when my daily 3:00 snack craving hits

19:16 <Thelema5> They are crunchy and the texture is satisfying, but they have too few calories to really matter

19:17 <Thelema5> I'll bet if I cut the celery into small slivers it would be /almost/ like eating chips

19:17 <wobniaR> Celery sticks and hummus

19:18 <SunsetShimmer> Twilight is the cutie-est

19:18 <wobniaR> Cuter than you!

19:18 <wobniaR> #rektnoscoped420

19:18 <Sour_Sweet> Her hair smells like vanilla, but tell nopony

19:19 * SunsetShimmer is okay with being second cutest

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19:19 <wobniaR> Pretty sure she smells like horse

19:19 <wobniaR> You know being a horse and all

19:20 <Sour_Sweet> Nope. Vanilla.

19:20 <SunsetShimmer> lol

19:22 * Surreal_Nightmares sits on SunsetShimmer

19:22 * SunsetShimmer squeaks

19:23 * Surreal_Nightmares hugs her plushie close.

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19:25 <Sour_Sweet> wobniaR's lack of understanding how ponies work is really shocking.

19:25 <Electron> I didn't say she is not, wobniaR.

19:25 <wobniaR> Good

19:25 <Electron> ( '-')

19:27 <wobniaR> It's okay Sour_Sweet if you believe horse smells familiar to vanilla

19:27 <wobniaR> Perfectly normal

19:28 <Sour_Sweet> Next time he tries to tell me Rarity isn't made out of marshmallow.

19:28 <Sour_Sweet> What a silly creature.

19:28 <wobniaR> Sweetie Belle isn't a dictionary either

19:29 <Sour_Sweet> Why would she?

19:29 <Thelema5> Pinkie Pie smells like cotton candy, rarity smells like marshmallows, fluttershy smells like lemon buttercream, Rainbow Dash smells like fruity pebbles, Twilight smells like raspberry snocone, and Apple Jack smells like apple jolly ranchers

19:29 <Sour_Sweet> !link Sweetie Belle is a marshmallow too

19:30 <DerpyBot> http://derpiboo.ru/114759

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19:30 <Sour_Sweet> Oh Derpy

19:30 <Thelema5> You knew the risks

19:30 <Sour_Sweet> Don't look to close at that picture.

19:31 <wobniaR> Wow Sour_Sweet

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19:31 <wobniaR> Wowww

19:31 <wobniaR> Well it isn't your fault at any rate someone else linkes that

19:31 <Sour_Sweet> !link https://derpiboo.ru/1167878

19:31 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this picture is about cute nom underhoof hoof biting rarity is a marshmallow (and 13 more)

19:31 <Sour_Sweet> That was what I was thinking about

19:32 <wobniaR> It upsets me that one of those tags in the previous pic is even a thing

19:33 <wobniaR> Let alone that derpibooru hosts that content and people actively look for it

19:33 <Sour_Sweet> Yeah.

19:33 <Sour_Sweet> Oh there is worse than that even. Don't agree with their policies on a few things.

19:33 <wobniaR> I'm well aware there's wotse

19:34 <Thelema5> Its not to my liking, but to each their own

19:34 <wobniaR> I've browsed derpibooru before with 0 filters on

19:34 <wobniaR> That was not a pleasant experience

19:34 <Thelema5> #thousandyardstare

19:34 <wobniaR> Two thousand more like

19:34 <wobniaR> I've seen some things man

19:35 <Thelema5> !link unsee

19:35 <Sour_Sweet> I browse Derpibooru without filters all the time.

19:35 <DerpyBot> http://derpiboo.ru/351698

19:35 <wobniaR> You're insane

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19:35 <Sour_Sweet> I'd have missed quite a number of amazing pictures otherwise.

19:35 * SunsetShimmer is fairly open minded about pics overall.

19:36 <wobniaR> I try to be

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19:36 <wobniaR> But come on that's like turning safe search off looking for art on google

19:37 <wobniaR> Yor

19:38 <wobniaR> It's really hard to discuss this topic without being specific so I'll drop it

19:38 <SunsetShimmer> Good plan, brah

19:38 <wobniaR> I'll leave it at i filter out stuff i like and shrug off the rest

19:39 <Fn> I sometimes too like to live on the edge!

19:39 <Sour_Sweet> Rain-gear for example has an amazing picture of Flutters and I consider it a must see despite being technically NSFW.

19:39 <Sour_Sweet> The lines are thin.

19:39 <Fn> On occasion I'd put TWO spoons of sugar in my tea!

19:39 * Sour_Sweet snuggles SunsetShimmer

19:39 <Fn> Radical.

19:40 <wobniaR> Probably a naked anthro pic, i don't go for that stuff but that's not what upsets me

19:40 <Sour_Sweet> I just use cancer growing sweetener

19:40 <Sour_Sweet> wobniaR: I know.

19:40 <Sour_Sweet> And yes exactly that one

19:40 <wobniaR> Rain gear has a few of those, i don't follow his nsfw blog so my exposure is limited

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19:41 <wobniaR> Tumblr has no filter options by default so that's where i run into most nsfw stuff

19:42 <wobniaR> Person i follow who doesn't usually reblog nsfw decides this time to do it and there it is on my feed

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19:45 <Sour_Sweet> I don't use Tumblr at all. I have a few links of horse wife and co. in my collection, but that's it.

19:45 <wobniaR> Horse wife is good

19:45 <Sour_Sweet> All the stuff is on Derpibooru and DeviantArt someday anyway :P

19:46 <SunsetShimmer> Twitters my general bag, but thats probably obvious when you take into account I have 4 IC accounts there

19:47 <Sour_Sweet> I do have a Twitter account, but I almost never use it.

19:47 <Sour_Sweet> Social media is akward to me.

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19:47 <wobniaR> You have way too many twitter accounts SunsetShimmer

19:47 <SunsetShimmer> I accept this

19:47 <wobniaR> I should know, i screened all 4

19:47 <SunsetShimmer> :P

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20:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Journeying Into the Dragons on Dazzle Island - A Review [ http://tinyurl.com/hfbzajh ]

20:02 * Thelema5 is a pro-level social media user, makes money on all the platforms

20:03 <Thelema5> Except Tumblr.  That place is a dive bar

20:05 <Thelema5> I don't really use much social media outside of work, though.

20:05 <Thelema5> Twitter for news and info, but I don't follow many people and never tweet

20:06 <SunsetShimmer> sounds like a waste of an account. :P

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20:07 <Thelema5> Nah, I just don't have much to say about most stuff.

20:07 <wobniaR> Good

20:07 <wobniaR> That's how you should use it

20:07 * Thelema5 lives a simple, quite life

20:07 <Thelema5> *quiet

20:08 <wobniaR> Twitter is trash, Tumblr is trash, anime is trash nothing but trash

20:08 <Thelema5> !link trash

20:08 <DerpyBot> http://www.derpiboo.ru/521414

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20:09 <wobniaR> Haha i remember that

20:09 <Thelema5> I do spend waaaay too much time on reddit and maintain 5 accounts, but that's different

20:09 <wobniaR> Dat dusty cat reference tho

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20:10 <wobniaR> I'm not a fan of forum sites anymore

20:10 * Not-Renny gives wobniaR candy instead

20:10 <wobniaR> I spent too much time on them in the past and it always led to frustration and anger

20:11 <wobniaR> Thank you Not-Renny

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20:13 <wobniaR> But yeah social media is a thing

20:13 <Thelema5> I love forums.  You can learn how to do anything from forums and youtube tutorials.

20:13 <wobniaR> I talk and share stuff with a few friends there that's about it

20:13 <wobniaR> They're great for research

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20:13 <wobniaR> Some are even good for participation

20:13 <wobniaR> I just lost my taste for them

20:14 <Sour_Sweet> YT is great if you want to have a 6 year old explain you the world :P

20:14 <wobniaR> I like irc and social media more

20:14 <wobniaR> Forums are a little more static

20:14 <wobniaR> I always used forums to do research

20:14 <Thelema5> I learned how to make great cider by talking with some very experienced people about it in forums

20:14 <Thelema5> Also from reading about their experiences

20:15 <wobniaR> I'm sure there's some cider social media accounts and irc channels you can join out there

20:15 <Thelema5> :p

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20:15 <wobniaR> Tumblr is essentially a forum, if you dig through it you might find something useful

20:15 <wobniaR> I'll be sure to link you if i find something interesting Thelema5

20:16 <Thelema5> I'll be eternally thankful to the trades and crafts people who go through the trouble to do repair tutorials on youtube.  They've saved me thousands in repair bills.

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20:18 <Thelema5> It's really a gift to share your experience with others.  That's actually what inspired me to start my "exploring" channel.  I may not know how to repair a washing machine, but I can show people interesting local places to check out

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20:23 <KooK> Daaaaaaaaaaaaaad

20:24 <Thelema5> Hey KooK

20:24 <Thelema5> How are you doing?

20:24 <KooK> Soup yo

20:24 <KooK> Doing well, went to the office for students with disabilities and let me tell you, Jon/John is a dick...

20:25 <Thelema5> With a name like that he would have to be

20:25 <KooK> Other then that, good!  Gotta get some homework done tonight

20:25 <Thelema5> Good luck with it!

20:25 <KooK> Can you help me with it tonight?

20:26 <Thelema5> Doubtful.

20:26 <KooK> When you look back and it's like "Man, Calculus 3 wasn't as bad as I thought..." :P

20:26 <KooK> How are you doing?

20:29 <MisterRogers> You know how weird it is that my parents are not awkward and I can't relate to anything on tv.

20:30 <Thelema5> I'm doing well.

20:31 <Thelema5> I'm thankful for finding L-theanine, it's given me control over my chronic anxiety like nothing else has ever done

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20:32 <DARK> hello

20:32 <KooK> Is that a drug?

20:32 <KooK> Are you a druggy now?

20:32 <Thelema5> It's an amino acid.

20:33 <KooK> I don't know what an amino is or what it has acid

20:33 <SunsetShimmer> Use google.

20:33 <SunsetShimmer> Man, I love that response lately. :P

20:33 <KooK> I said 'I don't know', not 'I care'

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20:34 <Thelema5> I've been on and off prescription drugs many times, both for depression and for anxiety.  The depression eventually resolved, but I've always struggled with the anxiety.  It's significantly impacted my quality of life for years, and I am glad to finally be rid of it.

20:34 <KooK> That would be pretty dang sweet

20:35 <KooK> I've been told I have 'severe anxiety.'

20:36 <KooK> SunsetShimmer: is your name Jon? :P

20:36 <Thelema5> Maybe you should look into it yourself, then.  It's non-habit forming, inexpensive, has no adverse effects, and is available over the counter

20:37 <SunsetShimmer> Kook: Wut?

20:38 <KooK> I'll have to ask about the stuff Thelema5

20:38 * Surreal_Nightmares sits SunsetShimmer on her.

20:38 * SunsetShimmer cuddles a Surreal_Nightmares

20:39 <KooK> http://i.imgur.com/9gp0JmX.jpg

20:39 * Surreal_Nightmares is superbatfloof

20:39 <Thelema5> Your milage may vary, but for me- it is like turning off a switch.

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20:40 <KooK> I don't know if I'd be able to deal with that, that would be pretty crazy

20:41 * Surreal_Nightmares paws at Thelema5

20:41 * Thelema5 paints Surreal_Nightmares' claws purple

20:42 * Surreal_Nightmares nomfs Thelema5's nose

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20:47 <Sombra> I need a dog

20:50 <Thelema5> KooK has a dog

20:51 <Thelema5> Do you have the resources to care for a dog, Sombra?

20:51 <Sombra> A girl dog, for obi.

20:51 <Sombra> Well I'm already caring for one big dog, so I'd think so.

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20:51 <Thelema5> XD

20:52 <Thelema5> If you get a girl dog, you have to name it Wan

20:52 * Not-Renny puts Thelema5 on Thelema5

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20:53 <TheConspiracy> wer spricht Deutsch?

20:53 <Sombra> why wan

20:53 <TheConspiracy> wer spricht Deutsch heir?

20:53 <Thelema5> Obi Wan

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20:54 <wobniaR> I do not speak german unfortunately

20:54 <TheConspiracy> Ah, richtig.

20:54 <wobniaR> I know a few words thanks to ace attorneu

20:54 <wobniaR> Attorney*

20:54 <Thelema5> We have a few german speakers here, but they are not active at the moment

20:54 <TheConspiracy> Aaaah.

20:54 * wobniaR air guitars at SunsetShimmer

20:55 <TheConspiracy> Oh. Danke, shörner

20:55 <Sombra> I want to get obi a german shepherd

20:55 * SunsetShimmer rock guitars at wobniaR

20:55 <Sombra> There's this little puppy they have at the range that's the cutest thing ever, a little police dog in training

20:55 <wobniaR> Achtung!

20:56 <Sombra> Her body is skinny and adolecent, but her head and paws are adult sized.

20:56 <TheConspiracy> Whas?

20:57 <TheConspiracy> Du hast Hund?

20:57 <TheConspiracy> Eine Madchen?

20:57 <TheConspiracy> Oder die katze?

20:57 <TheConspiracy> Waschbar?

20:57 * Not-Renny undrar om TheConspiracy forstar svensk

20:57 <Double> Meanwhile..

20:58 <TheConspiracy> Wie bitte?

20:58 <Sombra> Der K�nig Einhorn ist ohne Frage das beste Pony , dass es

20:58 <Fall> Guys, this is an English-language channel.

20:58 <wobniaR> Keep in mind most of us are english speakers

20:58 <wobniaR> Yeah

20:58 <TheConspiracy> How come there isn't a channel for game devs?

20:58 <TheConspiracy> I think that's a problem.

20:58 <Thelema5> You can make one if you want

20:58 <Coco_Nut> #GameDevs

20:58 <Not-Renny> It makes speaking other languages more ruling that way, wobniaR o3o

20:58 <Coco_Nut> Is now

20:58 <TheConspiracy> Thank you.

20:58 <Not-Renny> Lol

20:58 <Thelema5> :p

20:59 <TheConspiracy> owo

21:03 <Sour_Sweet> All those delicious VAC bans on the past hours ...

21:04 <Electron> Huh?

21:05 <Not-Renny> What happened Sour_Sweet D:

21:05 <Not-Renny> Ohey Electron pon

21:05 <Electron> Hello, Not-Renny.

21:05 <Sour_Sweet> Apparently a CS:GO ban wave. I take pleasure in the shed tears :P

21:06 <Not-Renny> How goes things?

21:06 <Thelema5> This one gamedev's shocking truth- you won't believe what happens next!

21:06 * Electron is tired after long working shift

21:06 <Sour_Sweet> s/on/in/

21:07 <Nicktendonick> http://www.fimfiction.net/story/331597/click-bait-comes-to-ponyville

21:07 * Sour_Sweet abuses Electron as a pillow.

21:07 <Electron> D:

21:07 <Electron> You meanie.

21:08 <Electron> What "personal space" tells you, Sour_Sweet? Does it tell you something?

21:08 <unicodingunicorn> space for personnel!

21:08 <TheConspiracy> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_7UCaK_Otk

21:08 <TheConspiracy> Fluffle Puff's new vid.

21:09 * Not-Renny hugs Electron

21:09 <Not-Renny> Well hope you can relax now,

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21:09 * TheConspiracy offers Not-Renny a hug, too.

21:09 * Electron is intensed

21:10 <Not-Renny> Intensed?

21:10 <Not-Renny> Do you mean incensed?

21:10 * Not-Renny takes TheConspiracy's hug

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21:10 <Sour_Sweet> I could explain you what personal space is and why it doesn't apply to you, but I could spent the same time with snuggles and naps, soo ...

21:10 <Electron> No.

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21:13 <wobniaR> There is a reason non-consensual cuddling is a tag

21:13 <TheConspiracy> Come on, Electron.

21:13 <TheConspiracy> Quit being such a downer.

21:13 <TheConspiracy> It's like you have a...

21:13 <Sour_Sweet> Yes *cuddles wobniaR*

21:13 <TheConspiracy> Negative charge.

21:14 * SunsetShimmer internally groans

21:14 <TheConspiracy> https://thepb.in/p/Vmh0VP5OLO7U4

21:14 * Electron :I's at TheConspiracy

21:14 <Electron> I:

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21:19 <Lumindia> ahaha

21:19 * Lumindia pushes Conspiracy over, sits on

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21:21 <Electron> I got pun'd.

21:21 <Electron> In 100th time.

21:27 <Thelema5> I'm going home.  Bye, everypony!

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21:30 <Electron> Bye.

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21:38 <Electron> Goodnight y'all.

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21:39 <Phantasma_Eeria> Hi

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21:43 <wobniaR> Wow it started pouring so hard im stuck at the train station

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21:45 <Fn> Try tilting your beer glass away from beer tap so it would not pour so hard

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22:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Crazy YTPMV: Pony Fortune  [ http://tinyurl.com/hq2bmtx ]

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22:10 <wobniaR> Home

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22:11 <wobniaR> SunsetShimmer https://twitter.com/YoHomeboyNC/status/776174837454688256

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22:12 <SunsetShimmer> x3

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22:13 <wobniaR> See i know your interests well

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22:17 * Gladiolus appears

22:17 * Gladiolus licks SunsetShimmer

22:19 * SunsetShimmer squeaks

22:19 <Gladiolus> d'aww so cute

22:19 * Gladiolus gives SunsetShimmer a big snug.

22:19 <SunsetShimmer> ^-^

22:20 <Gladiolus> You seem chipper today.

22:21 <SunsetShimmer> I'm always chipper!

22:21 <wobniaR> Liea

22:21 <wobniaR> Lies

22:21 <SunsetShimmer> XD Nuh-uh, I'm the chipperest

22:21 * CleverDerpy lays on SunsetShimmer's back and purrs

22:22 <CleverDerpy> hiya~

22:22 <SunsetShimmer> Herro, ChipperDerpy! ^^

22:23 <CleverDerpy> ch-ch-ch-chipper Derpy, rescue rangers~

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22:24 <Divide|Tech> So... much hate...

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22:24 *** Starlight is now known as Mercy

22:24 <Divide|Tech> Apple TVs can catch fire and perish.  Same for Chromecasts.

22:24 <CleverDerpy> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfxIa-643zI

22:24 *** Divide|Tech is now known as Divide

22:25 *** Mercy is now known as Pony_99203

22:25 *** Gladiolus is now known as Mercy`

22:25 <CleverDerpy> does anypony remember this?

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22:29 * Mercy` eats wobniaR

22:30 <CleverDerpy> that was random

22:30 * Mercy` eats CleverDerpy too.

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22:35 <CleverDerpy> eep!

22:37 <CleverDerpy> I am eated, halp!

22:37 *** Pony_99203 is now known as Starlight

22:39 * Surreal_Nightmares eats Mercy`

22:39 * Mercy` tastes of health

22:40 <CleverDerpy> waaah, now it's really dark!

22:40 <DARK> yeah, it's really me

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22:41 <CleverDerpy> hey, at least ot

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22:41 <CleverDerpy> *it's Not-Renny

22:43 <wobniaR> Haha tfw you commission an artist to do a horse they hate

22:43 <wobniaR> Feelsbadman.jpg

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22:54 <Verandure> How can you hate a horse?

22:54 <Scootaloo> Apparently she does not like Glimglam

22:55 <Scootaloo> See if I do that I avoid pinging Starlight

22:55 <Verandure> Oh. I don't like Glimmer either, but it's more ambivalence than hatred.

22:55 <Scootaloo> Speaking of, Tumblr just suggested me a glimmerbetes blog lol

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22:57 <Verandure> I still don't know how Tumblr works. I just post Heartbreak pictures. =P

22:58 <Schism> "With this, I can go ahead with both plans.  The tea party, and the insurrection." "DISCORD!  We don't talk about such things around Apple Bloom." "I... don't think that means what you think it means." "I meant tea party.  We don't hold with that kinda frippery when there's work to be done."

22:58 <Scootaloo> You post stuff, reblog stuff, like stuff, and meme

22:58 <Scootaloo> That's pretty much all there is to it

22:58 <Tracer> Tumblr works on dramatears and the laments of tortured artists

22:58 <Scootaloo> pls that's only one side of tumblr

22:58 <Tracer> lol

22:59 <Scootaloo> It's pretty awful but if you avoid those crowds it's like any other blogging site

22:59 <hawthornbunny> There's lots of great Tumblr comics

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22:59 <Verandure> It's a silly placer.

22:59 <Scootaloo> https://twitter.com/TumblrSimulator/status/776031910640381952

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23:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Drawfriend Stuff #2016 [ http://tinyurl.com/j7w845w ]

23:02 <DataByte> My fun adventure for the day: go downstairs to do laundry, discover a hole in my water line, and a new swimming pool in my basement

23:02 <DataByte> in other news, PEX is weird, but SO COOL

23:03 <DataByte> cut tube, pop, done.

23:04 <Verandure> You should get Appleyak to fix that water problem.

23:05 <DataByte> My Applejack-esque friend is at work xD

23:05 <Thelema5> DataByte, oh no!

23:05 <Verandure> Lol. >.>

23:06 <DataByte> Originally I was going to only replace the section that broke.. but now considering replacing a large section (1/2" -> 3/4")

23:06 <Thelema5> Ws there much water damage?

23:06 <DataByte> not much, tbh - there's a drain in the basement, so it can't actually pool too much

23:06 <Thelema5> I used PEX for installing my water heater- much easier than rigid pipe

23:06 <DataByte> just some boxes that were nearby

23:07 <DataByte> I've always been a copper person, but really tempted to replace a major section in my house with PEX xD

23:08 <DataByte> I love it xD

23:09 <DataByte> freaks me out a little, because it's snap connectors vs solder or tighten down compression fittings... but it's so fun to put in :)

23:09 <DataByte> It's like legos

23:09 <Thelema5> My home is mostly copper, but the PEX makes it easy to fudge stuff; I used it to install a water filter unit immediately in-line after my pressure tank (I have a well) without having to do any major plumbing.

23:10 <DataByte> OH! OH! I'm officially buying another house!

23:10 <Thelema5> The one you shared the other day?

23:10 <DataByte> So very much going to be using PEX, hehehee :)

23:10 <Thelema5> XD

23:10 <DataByte> yep - that's the one :)

23:10 <DataByte> most of the plumbing needs redone

23:10 <Thelema5> Good luck.  It's going to need a lot of work.

23:11 <DataByte> Yep :)

23:12 <Thelema5> All this talk of basements makes me remember to go to my cider cellar to take notes

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23:15 <Heartbreak> Verandure: What'cha do?

23:16 <Heartbreak> And where?

23:16 <Verandure> I do nothing!

23:16 <Verandure> Also, hi. You ready for your birthday?

23:16 * Heartbreak shakes Verandure!

23:16 <Heartbreak> Hush!

23:17 <Verandure> Ok.

23:17 <Scootaloo> Posting pics of you on tumblr that's what

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23:17 <Verandure> Not recently.

23:17 * Mercy` shakes Heartbreak

23:18 * Heartbreak pushes Mercy` away.

23:18 * DataByte shakes Mercy` shaking Heartbreak

23:18 * Heartbreak boops Scootaloo.

23:18 <Mercy`> .3.

23:18 <Heartbreak> We have no mercy.

23:18 <Verandure> Are we reenacting that one scene from Airplane?

23:18 <Heartbreak> Fet if I know.

23:19 * DataByte discretely hides baseball bat

23:19 * Verandure noms on HB. Pinkie Pie knows.

23:19 <Scootaloo> I'm tired of these snakes

23:20 <Heartbreak> ... Stop eating my HB shaped cookies...

23:21 <Scootaloo> Stop making them

23:21 <Verandure> Then stop making them so delicious!

23:21 <Heartbreak> Scootaloo, the snakes aren't too fond of you either.

23:21 <Scootaloo> But I have snek food

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23:21 <Scootaloo> These delicious cookies I found

23:21 * hawthornbunny nibbles on a Heartbreak cookie.

23:21 <Heartbreak> But they were invited to this tea party, and you're doing this as a favor to Rainbow Dash, darn it!

23:21 <Scootaloo> Snakes like cookies right?

23:22 <Heartbreak> Who is passing the buck from Fluttershy.

23:22 <Verandure> Yes.

23:22 <Heartbreak> So you'll at least be nice to the snakes in tophats!

23:23 <Verandure> But how do the monacles stay in place?!

23:23 <Scootaloo> Magic

23:24 <Verandure> But whose?

23:24 <hawthornbunny> Patrick Moore's

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23:27 <Heartbreak> He also plays the xylophone.

23:27 <hawthornbunny> I was going to say don't mention that because you'll get a tune stuck in people's heads, but too late ^^

23:28 <Heartbreak> Mwahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha!

23:28 <LunaticHell> And now: bad pickup lines with the Lunatic

23:28 <Heartbreak> Just like Badgers. Mushrooms. And Snakes.

23:28 *** Thelema5|away is now known as Thelema5

23:29 <LunaticHell> "Hey there good lucking, I got a bucket and you are a chicken..."

23:29 <Cepheid> Spectacular stupidity at my mother's workplace today.

23:29 <Heartbreak> Do tell.

23:29 <Cepheid> Apparently a couple of French ladies got stuck in an elevator, called for help.  They were so offended with how my mother answered, that they demanded she be sent to a Phone Etiquette 101 course.

23:30 <LunaticHell> What she do?

23:30 <LunaticHell> I mean...what is it that offended them?

23:30 <Cepheid> Did what she was supposed to do.  "Good Morning, Commissionaire Dionne speaking, how may I help you?"

23:30 <Cepheid> She stayed on the line until security and rescue got there, as well.

23:31 <Cepheid> In other words, pretty much everything she was supposed to do.

23:31 <LunaticHell> So what did they take ombrage with?

23:31 <LunaticHell> And how do you spell ombrage?

23:31 <Cepheid> Just people being offended by stupid nonsense.

23:32 <Cepheid> My mother's boss calls up a few hours later.  Mother answers as expected.  "Do you always answer the phone that way?"  "Yes."  "Okay then."  Said boss then hung up, and about 15-20 minutes later called on a different phone just to make sure.

23:32 <Cepheid> Then labeled the report as frivilous.

23:32 <LunaticHell> Yeah, can't do much more than that.

23:32 <Schism> Sounds like proper handling.

23:32 <Scootaloo> https://twitter.com/emberfallplush/status/776201508580884480 Tracer check out the one to the left

23:32 <Cepheid> As for why they were offended?

23:33 * LunaticHell traces down Tracer and hugs her [warning: may contain traces of peanuts]

23:33 <Cepheid> Likely they were a pair of separatist Quebecois.  There's a bunch of 'em, and many of them get so offended over being spoken to in English, even if it's the initial greeting, that they'll file lawsuits over it.

23:33 <Scootaloo> Also the word you're looking for is umbrage

23:33 <Cepheid> Few years back, an airline learned of this very quickly.

23:34 <LunaticHell> But I just looked it up, Scoo.

23:34 <Cepheid> An airline attendant doing her job asked if a couple wanted anything, and apparently nothing untowards was said or seen from either parties.

23:34 <LunaticHell> HOLY DAYUM, I actually did spell it right...in french.

23:35 <Cepheid> Few days later, the couple filed a lawsuit claiming horrific distress and damnation or something like that from being spoken to in English.

23:35 <LunaticHell> ombrage is french for "shade"

23:35 <LunaticHell> Scootaloo: I stand corrected. o. o

23:35 <Cepheid> http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/air-canada-ordered-to-pay-12k-to-man-who-couldnt-order-7up-in-french And then there's this.

23:36 <Schism> Cepheid: Recently, we've started handling calls from French speakers.  Most are perfectly reasonable, and understanding when we explain that unfortunately, our department is English first and foremost.  /Most./

23:36 <Cepheid> Like I said, there's a group of them.

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23:37 <Schism> I fear that these are people who would be more viscerally offended by us speaking in the Queen's English than, say, an Indian accent like 90% of tech support departments.

23:38 <LunaticHell> I don't speak french and I won't learn it. o. o

23:38 <Cepheid> I refuse to learn it at this point out of spite.

23:38 <LunaticHell> oi

23:38 <Cepheid> 'Sides, even if I did, I'd still offend on the grounds that I can't get certain sounds right.

23:38 <LunaticHell> That's my job, Cepheid. o. o

23:38 <Saerydoth> why do French speakers seem to be so stuck up?

23:39 <Saerydoth> German I've found to be exactly the opposite

23:39 <LunaticHell> Thanks. ^^

23:39 <Saerydoth> when you tell them you're learning German they're usually very helpful

23:39 <Cepheid> French Speakers are... okay, depending on region.

23:39 <Cepheid> It's Quebec.

23:39 <Cepheid> Specifically Quebec.

23:39 <Saerydoth> Yeah, I've heard Quebec is where the stuck up people are

23:39 <Saerydoth> and that France isn't so bad

23:39 <LunaticHell> Saerydoth: We do our best. :3

23:39 <Cepheid> There is a large separatist group in Quebec.

23:39 <Saerydoth> they act like the French language is sacred and must be preserved at all costs or something

23:39 <Saerydoth> it's just a language

23:39 <Saerydoth> it's no better or worse than any other language

23:40 <Cepheid> They want to separate over problems such as not getting enough money from the Federal government, lack of protection of their distinct culture, cultural appropriation, and the fact that French is not commonplace everywhere.

23:40 <Thelema5> Saerydoth, in my experience they act that way towards all things of french design, not just the language

23:40 <LunaticHell> "cultural appropriation" is a term that gives me headache.

23:40 <Saerydoth> If I could be immortal I'd want to learn as many languages as I can.  :P  The big issue with learning languages is it takes time, and time is something that is at a premium unless you could be immortal or something

23:41 <Saerydoth> I don't mind French, it just irritates me when people throw around French terms in English without having any clue what they man

23:41 <Saerydoth> *mean

23:41 <Saerydoth> RSVP is a HUGE offender here

23:41 <Thelema5> There's actually a government department in France whose job is to keep France french

23:41 <LunaticHell> It's not immoral to not being able to speak a language that you cannot speak. Depending on where you are.

23:41 <Saerydoth> it's an abbreviation for "please respond" in French

23:41 <Saerydoth> when someone puts "please" before that I want to smack them

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23:42 <Saerydoth> nono, immortal, as in live forever :P

23:42 <Saerydoth> If i was immortal I'd learn as many languages as I could

23:42 <Saerydoth> not immoral

23:42 <LunaticHell> oh that

23:42 <LunaticHell> my bad

23:42 <Cepheid> The problem I have with Quebec, French and it's separatists is how over the last few years, they've effectively been screwing people over considerably.

23:42 <LunaticHell> I just want to bring out one point.

23:42 <Cepheid> Initially, it was fair game what they were doing.  Expectations of French/English speakers in public-facing Government institutions.

23:42 <LunaticHell> If you move to another country, maybe you wanna learn the country's main language.

23:42 <Cepheid> But then things went sour pretty quickly.

23:43 <Saerydoth> yay my new laptop no longer has a disk bottleneck when downloading.  My old one...Steam downloading at 3mb/sec would bottleneck the hard drive and make the computer be really slow.  Granted it was a cheap/slow laptop but still

23:43 <Cepheid> Many of the people who lost their jobs were replaced with purely French-speaking citizens.  And then the movement began to attack the private sector as well.

23:43 <LunaticHell> Like 2.1 million people who are now in germany and don't speak german. Might be kind of a problem.

23:43 <Saerydoth> I'm of the opinion, that if you move somewhere, you should be required to at least make an effort to learn the language

23:43 <Saerydoth> You can't really expect fluency overnight but you can expect effort

23:44 <Saerydoth> Government services should only be provided in the local language

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23:44 <Cepheid> Unfortunately Quebec disagrees.

23:44 <Saerydoth> my gf is from the Netherlands so I'm going to be learning Dutch at some point

23:44 <LunaticHell> Cepheid: wannajoin #equestriandiscourse for a second? I wanna tell you what gives me headache thinking about.

23:44 <Cepheid> It expects French-English fluency regardless of location.  Except in Quebec of course.

23:45 <Cepheid> In Quebec, you're only required to have French fluency.

23:45 <Saerydoth> being native English speaker, and having studied German for 5 years, that should make it fairly easy though since English, German, and Dutch are in the same family

23:45 <Yarnball> Hey everyone, I'm new.

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23:45 <Verandure> Welcome.

23:45 <Thelema5> Hello, Yarnball!  Welcome to a chat!

23:45 <Thelema5> !link welcome cider

23:45 <DerpyBot> http://derpiboo.ru/2604?scope=scpe257f5b9a03044cd0fc299ab0674f8eaf36b4e4f6

23:45 <Saerydoth> English, German, and Dutch actually were originally one language that split over the course of about 1500 years

23:45 <Thelema5> ^That's for you!

23:45 <Cepheid> I want to learn another language, just... Not French.  I'm kind of spiteful about it right now.  Maybe in a few years.  Also, I don't know French because doctors told my parents to pull me out of all my French language classes.

23:45 <Cepheid> Instead, I got special treatment for fixing up my English.

23:46 <Yarnball> What's everyone up to tonight?

23:46 <Saerydoth> wait, doctors said you shouldn't learn French?

23:46 <Saerydoth> lol

23:46 <Saerydoth> Is French harmful or something?

23:46 <Cepheid> I was hearing impaired.

23:46 <Cepheid> Profound loss, 70% in both ears.

23:46 <Saerydoth> ah

23:46 <Saerydoth> was?

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23:47 <KooK> This dog is trying to fuse with me

23:47 <Thelema5> Yarball, I'm just about to make a sandwich.  You?

23:47 <Yarnball> crocheting.

23:47 <Cepheid> The hearing loss was caused by a considerable ear infection, along with damage to the eardrums caused by doctors in an attempt to alleviate pressure on said eardrums.

23:47 <Yarnball> Anybody else do any kind of crafts?

23:47 <Verandure> Do the Fusion dance, Kook. You can't resist!

23:47 * Thelema5 brews ciders

23:47 <Cepheid> The ear infection disappeared about 14 years ago, but left some permanent hearing damage in it's place, plus some other issues.

23:47 * Surreal_Nightmares wears Yarnball as a hat.

23:48 <Saerydoth> ah

23:48 <Saerydoth> for some reason when you mentioned the fusion dance this occurred to me

23:48 <Saerydoth> http://orig02.deviantart.net/f99b/f/2011/311/c/6/pinkie__s_new_trick_2_by_death_driver_5000-d4fdtg6.png

23:48 <Thelema5> Saerydoth, niiice

23:48 <Verandure> Well. That's a thing.

23:49 <Verandure> Their Prank level is off the charts!

23:50 <Thelema5> !link https://youtu.be/yMVfGoq4fRE Best fusion

23:50 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

23:50 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Alexandrite vs Malachite (+ fusion dance of garnet amethyst and pearl!)

23:50 <KooK> Aaron and Soarin, sooooo Soaron?

23:50 <Saerydoth> this one was funny too

23:50 <Saerydoth> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/f9/9d/97/f99d977d68a65ed2db3fab8f12235802.jpg

23:51 *** Quits: Mercy` (Corey@hugbat.is.hugging.you) (Quit: Leaving)

23:52 <Verandure> I like the joke that Pinkie Pie is a unicorn with an ingrown horn that jabs her in the brain. =P

23:53 *** Thelema5 is now known as Thelema5|away

23:54 *** Joins: Gladiolus (SRQ@hugbat.is.hugging.you)

23:55 *** Joins: Blue (Blue@Pony-gfdgl0.ca.charter.com)

23:56 <Blue> Is this place still alive?

23:56 <Blue> I can see it got an upgrade.

23:56 <Verandure> Yes.

23:57 <Cepheid> Right, I gotta run, work in an hour.

23:57 <Cepheid> See you all later.

23:57 <Verandure> Although it is still very much abiotic. We're working on getting the biomechanical irc to pass its Turing tests.

23:57 <Blue> !muffins

23:57 <DerpyBot> Muffins!! You have any? :3

23:57 <Blue> no

23:57 * DerpyBot walks away with a drooping tail

23:58 <KooK> He's blue da-ba-dee-da-ba-dow-da-ba-deeee-da-ba-dee-da-ba-dow

23:58 <Blue> Still the same bot then, ok.

23:58 <Scootaloo> Yep

23:58 <Scootaloo> She's still a big lovable derp

23:58 *** Joins: NightPony (NightPony@Pony-g3phkl.res.rr.com)

23:59 <Blue> This place was a lot more active 2012/2013

23:59 <Verandure> Yup.

23:59 <Scootaloo> Because all the hipsters and bandwagoners were still around

23:59 <Scootaloo> When liking pony was new and cool

23:59 <KooK> Now it's just gross and weird

23:59 <Blue> It always was tbh lol

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