Log archive of EquestriaDaily for Tuesday, 2016-09-27

00:03 <MisterRogers> Done for now...

00:03 <MisterRogers> Good night fellow sentient beings.

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00:05 <LunaticHell> Aw dog gamnit o. o

00:05 <LunaticHell> I accidentally found a new favorite abridged series.

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00:06 <TWBronyWolf> Today's the day

00:07 <LunaticHell> Excuse me?

00:07 <Schism> Nyeawsergh.  Food.  Food is almost done.

00:07 <TWBronyWolf> My 18th birthday.

00:07 <LunaticHell> Huh, congratulations.

00:07 <Schism> Happy birthday.

00:07 <LunaticHell> Strangely enough I've found the perfect thing to celebrate it.

00:07 <TWBronyWolf> I've been waiting since I saw the site when I was 15

00:08 <TWBronyWolf> Im gonna join equestria after dark.

00:08 <LunaticHell> Hold on, I got a better idea for celebrating.

00:08 <FreezeFrame> Happy birfday!

00:08 <FreezeFrame> Don't smoke.

00:08 <LunaticHell> Don't become me.

00:09 <LunaticHell> Anyhow, since you are now adult, I will introduce you to something about friendship.

00:09 <TWBronyWolf> I will not smoke tobacco products lol. That is bad.

00:09 <Schism> Have a salty caramel ice cream sandwich.

00:09 <LunaticHell> Because "Friendship is for Adults".

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00:11 <LunaticHell> I've been watching it while farming equipment in my ARPG, I didn't think a silly little show with adult humor would make me have fields.

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00:11 <LunaticHell> Excluding Rick and Morty, of course.

00:11 <LunaticHell> feels*

00:12 <LunaticHell> The episode about the alternate reality tv-shows...

00:12 <LunaticHell> ...ALL of my feels, just all of them.

00:12 <Gladiolus> what's this abridged series

00:12 * Gladiolus licks LunaticHell

00:13 <LunaticHell> "Friendship is for adults", it has some intresting memorable twists to the usual story.

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00:14 <LunaticHell> for instance: Twilight did not go to ponyville to prevent Nightmare Moons return, but to resurect her and upsurb Celestia, which backfired in the most hilerious way.

00:14 <Gladiolus> mmm evil twilight

00:15 <LunaticHell> She accidentally ends up aggrivating Nightmare Moon, defeates her and reunite Luna with her sister.

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00:16 * Surreal_Nightmares licks Gladiolus

00:16 <LunaticHell> Oh yeah and prior to episode one, Twilight already tried to overthrow Celestia once, her punishment...

00:16 <LunaticHell> ...she was banished to ponyville.

00:16 <Surreal_Nightmares> .3.

00:16 * Surreal_Nightmares hats on LunaticHell

00:16 <Surreal_Nightmares> Tell more.

00:16 * Twilight`Sparkle conquers the world.

00:16 <LunaticHell> She's a bit like Mephisto from Faust.

00:16 * Surreal_Nightmares skrees!

00:17 <LunaticHell> The spirit that always tries evil and always does good.

00:17 <LunaticHell> Or something.

00:17 <Surreal_Nightmares> Lol

00:17 <LunaticHell> Oh yeah and Rarity is Sweetie Belle's mother.

00:17 <Surreal_Nightmares> Gladiolus, the thing is gonna have to be delayed.

00:17 <Twilight`Sparkle> ...

00:17 <Surreal_Nightmares> D:

00:17 <Twilight`Sparkle> wat.

00:18 <FreezeFrame> I feel like every abridged series does that.

00:18 <Surreal_Nightmares> Lol

00:18 <Twilight`Sparkle> Whyyyyyy.

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00:18 <LunaticHell> Really?

00:18 <Gladiolus> das fine Surreal_Nightmares

00:18 <Gladiolus> i wuv you

00:18 <LunaticHell> That's the only one I know of.

00:18 <Surreal_Nightmares> Okry

00:18 * Gladiolus wuvs at Surreal_Nightmares

00:18 <Surreal_Nightmares> <3

00:18 <Gladiolus> <3

00:18 <Gladiolus> <4

00:18 * Surreal_Nightmares absorbs all of it.

00:18 <Surreal_Nightmares> <5

00:18 * Gladiolus makes Surreal_Nightmares fat.

00:18 <Gladiolus> .3.

00:18 <Surreal_Nightmares> Too much love. YouTube tiem.

00:18 <LunaticHell> Don't tell me Friendship is Witchcraft has Rarity being Sweetie's mother.

00:19 <VinylScratch> No?

00:19 <LunaticHell> I will not try to imagine how th-

00:19 <Twilight`Sparkle> Sweetie Bot is FiW, innit?

00:19 <LunaticHell> Now I'm imagining how that would work, damn it.

00:19 <FreezeFrame> Yup.

00:19 * LunaticHell hugs VinylScratch.

00:19 <Twilight`Sparkle> There's two ways.

00:19 <Twilight`Sparkle> Rara commissioned her, or rara built her.

00:19 <LunaticHell> I doubt rara could build her, she's a veteran, not a scientist.

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00:20 <Twilight`Sparkle> *roboticist

00:20 <LunaticHell> Also, Twi, aren't you forgetting two someponies there?

00:20 <Twilight`Sparkle> ...no?

00:21 <LunaticHell> Rarity's parents.

00:21 <Twilight`Sparkle> The question is how Rara could be Sweetie Bot's mom, right?

00:21 <FreezeFrame> Creator

00:21 <Twilight`Sparkle> Semantics.

00:21 <LunaticHell> Let's...err...get back to friendship is for adults. o. o

00:22 <LunaticHell> Twilight's VA is really awsome here, espcially in the Chrismas special.

00:23 <LunaticHell> Long story short: she tries to Grinch chrismas and tries to gather the rest of the mane six, but then has to sit throught social interactions of different families.

00:24 * Twilight`Sparkle gives gifts of magicked coal.

00:24 <Twilight`Sparkle> Everburning and smokeless.

00:24 <LunaticHell> I always wanted a pocket heater, thanks.

00:25 * LunaticHell puts the coal in the pocket "aaaaaaand the pocket is gone."

00:25 <Schism> That actually seems like a nice present.

00:25 <Twilight`Sparkle> of course it is.

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00:25 <Twilight`Sparkle> Evulz is silly.

00:25 <LunaticHell> Anyway one of the highlist is everyone making fun of Rarity's age.

00:25 <Twilight`Sparkle> I'm out to own.

00:27 <LunaticHell> Also: the specials are basically audio stories, never thought I'd willingly sit through one of those, again.

00:27 <LunaticHell> And the reason why she is so distraught and angry at chrismas can be summed up in one sentence.

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00:28 <LunaticHell> "Twilight Sparkle, Held up at home, Won't be able to come, Sorry, Mom, Dad."

00:30 <Lumindia> rarara

00:31 * LunaticHell puts a motorcycle helmet on Lumindadada

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00:32 <Twilight`Sparkle> rarararararumrumrum bumbaaBaaaBaaa BEEEEEEEEEE

00:37 <VinylScratch> I think Twilight`Sparkle is broken

00:37 <Lumindia> http://puu.sh/roxRC/b623f0ac85.png

00:40 <Twilight`Sparkle> A ring a ding ding

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00:48 <wobniaR> Someone say bees?

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00:50 <Twilight`Sparkle> BEEEEEEEEEES!

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01:04 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Guardians of Harmony Figures Restocked on Amazon!  [ http://tinyurl.com/hot69mx ]

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01:06 <Scootaloo> Restocked just in time for skeleton month

01:07 * Twilight`Sparkle doots

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01:23 * Surreal_Nightmares really wants to sleep on unicodingunicorn

01:25 <Sour_Sweet> Pony backs are the best place for a nap <3

01:26 <Surreal_Nightmares> Belly.

01:27 <Twilight`Sparkle> Nu. Too uncomfortable for napped on pone.

01:27 <Gladiolus> mm belly

01:27 * Gladiolus hugs Surreal_Nightmares

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01:29 * Surreal_Nightmares whines.

01:29 <Scootaloo> Justice!

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01:35 <LogicMatrix> Greetings

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01:52 <unicodingunicorn> *eep*

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01:52 * unicodingunicorn nosies Changeling_Nughtmares

01:52 <unicodingunicorn> * Changeling_Nightmares

01:52 * Changeling_Nightmares places unicodingunicorn's belly on her face, moaning.

01:53 <CleverDerpy> uni

01:53 <CleverDerpy> I have been looking for you all day

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01:53 * CleverDerpy picks up unico and carries him to her chat

01:55 * unico squeaks and curls up

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01:59 * LogicMatrix makes blanket pile in the corner and starts to read

02:04 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Nightly Discussion #847 [ http://tinyurl.com/hmu7k38 ]

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02:35 <Thelema5> Hello my fellow equestrians

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02:37 * Fn politics at Thelema5

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02:40 <CleverDerpy> poli is ticing me off

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02:41 <CleverDerpy> if I have to feed that bird one more cracker...

02:41 <VinylScratch> CleverDerpy: On a night like this, it might be best to avoid them

02:41 * LogicMatrix waves at Thelema5 from his blanket pile

02:42 <CleverDerpy> poli is a parrot, VinylScratch

02:42 * VinylScratch snerks

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02:42 <CleverDerpy> she belongs to my good friend yellow beard the derp

02:43 * unicodingunicorn flops atop CleverDerpy

02:43 <CleverDerpy> unico might like the stories she tells

02:43 <CleverDerpy> she's a retired old fashioned pirate

02:43 <Schism> Awk!  Don't forget DL-6!

02:44 <CleverDerpy> poliii!

02:44 <unicodingunicorn> ooh!

02:44 <LogicMatrix> Eat marshmallows make sandwiches. Know what I'm saying?

02:45 <Schism> Man, but Yani Yoggi played a great crazy person.

02:45 <Schism> Yanni Yogi*

02:46 <Fn> You ponies are too crazy

02:46 <LogicMatrix> What it makes perfect sense. I can even make a logic equation out of it

02:47 <LogicMatrix> complete with a truth table

02:47 <unicodingunicorn> *gasp*

02:47 <Fn> Durn mathematicians, describing everything in equations

02:47 <Fn> Stop this mathification! This is not fair!

02:47 <Schism> Muthemerticians, I think you mean.

02:47 * VinylScratch feeds Schism some crackers

02:48 * Schism noms. With some tomato soup!

02:48 <Schism> Tomato soup and basil crackers and some sourdough toast.  o3o  

02:48 <CleverDerpy> Fn, but that is inaddition to it subtracting from the experience, multiple times across a great divide, it all equals something numeric, else it all adds up

02:49 * Schism offers the CleverDerp some simple cream of mushroom soup.

02:49 * Fn has glowing eyes

02:49 <CleverDerpy> ooh, goodie, Derpy loves soup

02:49 <Schism> With oyster crackers!

02:49 * CleverDerpy laps it from the bowel cutely

02:49 <Fn> NOT eating tomato soup with croutons!

02:49 <CleverDerpy> *bowl

02:49 <Fn> B l a s p h e m y

02:49 <Schism> CleverDerpy, the bowl is made of bread.  o3o

02:49 <CleverDerpy> why would you blast hemmy?

02:50 <LogicMatrix> Also cheese is good for everything

02:50 <CleverDerpy> oooh, Derpy loves breadbowls too

02:50 <LogicMatrix> That sounds delicious

02:50 <LogicMatrix> Stop it

02:50 <CleverDerpy> LogicMatrix, EXCEPT laxitives

02:50 <Schism> A bread bowl with cheddar cheese lining.

02:50 <Schism> So that the cheese melts into the soup when you pour it into the breadbowl.

02:50 <CleverDerpy> I eat a bread bowl with chicken soup and garlic crust

02:51 <CleverDerpy> it's so yummy~

02:51 <Schism> And, AND a crusty edge, so you can just tear it off and dip it in.

02:51 <CleverDerpy> also, I just cleaned out the great sea map in hyrule warriors legends of costumes and new weapons

02:51 <CleverDerpy> that's the second one I cleared

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02:52 <CleverDerpy> unless you account for the rewards map as far as I can go with one puzzles solved

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02:52 <CleverDerpy> Schism. may Derpy have some more breadbowls?

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02:53 * Schism does not in fact offer CleverDerpy any more breadbowls. However, he does offer the CleverDerp a chocolate and caramel bowl filled with vanilla and coffee-flavoured ice cream with a little peppermint!

02:54 <CleverDerpy> you spoil Derpy, thankies~

02:54 * CleverDerpy enjoys her amazing gifted treat

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02:55 <LogicMatrix> Stop with the delicious sounding food. It makes me want to leave my blankets

02:55 <VinylScratch> lol

02:56 <Sombra> Moist

02:56 <LogicMatrix> What it's comfy and warm, but I'm also hungry

02:57 * CleverDerpy shares some with LogicMatrix

02:57 <LogicMatrix> Thank you!

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02:58 * Schism also sips a pomegranate and hibiscus drink. o3o

02:59 * Schism also also offers VinylScratch some tomato juice, clam juice and vodka, with hot sauce and a few spices!

02:59 * VinylScratch is totes okay with this combo

03:00 <Schism> A Caesar is of the good.  o3o

03:01 * Thelema5 sips a russian cider

03:02 <Thelema5> This is not a cider made in russia, to be clear, but is rather one spiked with vodka

03:02 <Schism> Hmm.  This hibiscus vodka cooler is a little bit bitter with the flowers, but I kind of like it.

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03:02 <LogicMatrix> What I'm hearing sounds good, but has a distinct lack of pineapples.

03:03 <Thelema5> Commercial american ciders are far too sweet- what better way thin them out?

03:03 * Schism looks at LogicMatrix with a steady gaze. "Would these be undersea pineapples?"

03:03 <Thelema5> Who lives in it?

03:03 <LogicMatrix> Sponge Bob Square Pants!

03:04 * Thelema5 DavidHasselhoff

03:04 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Animatic: Luna's Song - Alone  [ http://tinyurl.com/hob7547 ]

03:05 <LogicMatrix> I need to learn to bake

03:05 <Schism> It's a relatively simple process, though you need to test your oven for temperature first.

03:06 <Thelema5> And sometimes adjust for elevation

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03:21 <Thelema5> Ooh, I just got some really positive feedback in my cidermaking forums of my signature recipe- this guy spent 3 months making one of my ciders and totally loved it http://www.homebrewtalk.com/showthread.php?t=583979&page=2

03:22 <Thelema5> That feels good- I've added something to the cidermaking lexicon

03:23 <Schism> Congrats!

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03:26 <LogicMatrix> You sir have found the marbles and won them

03:26 <Schism> Yeah, why would you ever want to bring your juice to 212?  You don't need that temp for pasteurization.

03:27 <Schism> Thelema5: You're right in using 160, that's quite hot enough.

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03:28 <Schism> Splorf, "She commandeered my cranberry mead."

03:29 <Thelema5> Yes, it is Schism.  You certainly don't want to cook your juice.

03:30 <Schism> I can't really do much of that on this stove, it's electric and runs hot and cold.

03:30 <Schism> Tempting though it might be to cook up some mead.

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03:33 <Thelema5> I actually have a new oven/stove being delivered tomorrow.   It has one commercial grade burner which actually intimidates me a bit

03:33 <Schism> Glass, electric, or gas?

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03:34 <Thelema5> Gas, of course.

03:34 <Thelema5> The one burner is 18,000 BTUs

03:34 <Thelema5> O.o

03:34 <Schism> Of course.  If only... .. okay, that frightens me too.

03:35 * Schism looks at his stove. "Teeeemmmpppptingyeah okay I'll make up some ramen.

03:35 <Thelema5> The unit cost about $600.  Instalation, another $300

03:35 <Thelema5> Totally worth it

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03:36 <Schism> Or would make ramen if my brother had not merely left the pot in THE SINK.

03:36 <Schism> With a tiny quantity of noodles pervading the underside of the pot.

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03:38 <Schism> Also, 'USMCMatt' sounds very familiar, where have I heard that handle before?

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03:39 <Schism> I know I've heard that one before.

03:39 <Thelema5> No idea

03:39 <Thelema5> Could be a pony fan who followed me to my brewing boards

03:40 <Schism> No, it's from somewhereAHA there it is, Epic Battle Fantasy.

03:41 <Schism> You're rolling in high crowds, Thelema5.

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03:42 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> !link https://youtu.be/66MSBJtXhlE

03:42 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

03:42 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Weird Al Yankovic - Yoda w/ Lin-Manuel Miranda HD @ Radio City Music Hall, NYC 2016

03:42 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Gonna place that here.

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03:43 <Thelema5> Classic

03:44 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> And with Surprise Lin-Manuel Miranda.

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04:02 <Schism> Nicktendonick, Wings of Vi remains a hate-filled abomination of EVIL!  Eeeeeevil.

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04:04 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: My Little Pony Music Details Released - Tour and Ticket Schedule  [ http://tinyurl.com/zlttoqo ]

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04:05 * Thelema5 offers everypony wildflowers and goodwill

04:05 <Schism> (No, not really, I'm just being pathologically absurd, but it really is a mean-spirited pile of feathers.)

04:08 <Twilight`Sparkle> A miserable pile of secrets.

04:08 <Schism> You've seen me die.  You've seen me die a HUNDRED TIMES.  Warugrghzxcbh*flap*

04:12 * Surreal_Nightmares flops onto Schism

04:15 * Schism considers simply finishing his bowl of ramen and heading to dreamtime.

04:18 <Schism> Twilight`Sparkle, clearly, the thing is contagious.  http://www.paranatural.net/

04:23 <Twilight`Sparkle> Of course it is, that was the schtick. It takes you over and then you become it.

04:23 <Schism> Sooner or later, everypone will be talking like this.

04:24 <Ali> But this is a bolder attempt at showing off

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04:24 <Twilight`Sparkle> Don't you mean like 4this?

04:24 <Schism> Skreeee!

04:24 * Schism hides from Twilight`Sparkle. :P

04:24 <Twilight`Sparkle> I mean, after all, you've got to 4highlight the importan bits.

04:24 <Ali> Get it...bold

04:24 * Ali flops on Twilight`Sparkle

04:24 <Twilight`Sparkle> So daring, Ali.

04:25 <Schism> Some folks can get away with just italicizing the vital bits, though.

04:25 * Ali groans

04:25 <Twilight`Sparkle> It's a bit too much 4emphasis, I think.

04:25 <Schism> Perhaps I was a bit too *bold* in my assumptions.

04:25 <Twilight`Sparkle> Ali did that one already.

04:26 * Twilight`Sparkle juggles Ali.

04:26 <Schism> Oh right.  Sorry, I just wanted to _underscore_ the point.

04:26 <Twilight`Sparkle> I should sleeps.

04:26 <Schism> I should nap too.

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04:30 <LogicMatrix> Nap time for all

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04:51 <Fn> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSPFS-2Q4qU

04:51 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

04:51 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Roller Skating / Rollschuhe Abfahrt Killesberg

04:51 <Fn> I have found this

04:51 <Fn> And it is a road I use to get to the city

04:51 <Fn> o3o

04:53 * DashedRainbows flops on the floor

04:54 <DashedRainbows> Good evening equines

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05:00 <LogicMatrix> Good evening friend. Have a blanket

05:00 * LogicMatrix throws a blanket to DashedRainbows

05:01 <DashedRainbows> Actually, today was chilly out

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05:01 * DashedRainbows buddies himself

05:01 <DashedRainbows> Buries*

05:01 <LogicMatrix> Blanket piles are warm and cozy

05:02 <DashedRainbows> I had hot chocolate for the first time since March

05:02 <Fn> That moment when you plan your shop trip to be as level as it can be instead of just close

05:03 <Fn> Because the closest shop is 90m (or yards) below me down the 12% hill

05:03 <LogicMatrix> OCD get's the best of all of us

05:03 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Pony Meets World Part 6  [ http://tinyurl.com/jpq6bd7 ]

05:03 <Fn> LogicMatrix, I don't OCD

05:03 <Fn> In fact I am the opposite of OCD

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05:04 <Fn> I hate rituals to the point of contempt

05:04 <LogicMatrix> Misunderstood what you wrote

05:04 <LogicMatrix> sorry

05:05 <Fn> There is a bunch of shops 2.6km (1.6miles) from me, but it is a more convenient way because I will have hardly any elevation change

05:05 <LogicMatrix> Makes sense

05:05 <DashedRainbows> Walking there?

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05:06 <Fn> Pedalling 12% that ends in a whole 16% at the very end bit near the top is a sadistic exercise

05:06 <DashedRainbows> Ah

05:06 <Fn> Especially when you pedal up with groceries

05:06 <DashedRainbows> Yeah, cycling uphill D:

05:06 <LogicMatrix> Yeah that would definitely influence routes and places to go

05:08 <Starwatcher> how should someone decide who gets their stuff when they die

05:08 <Starwatcher> it's a hard question.

05:09 <Fn> DashedRainbows, 90m/yd drop over 730m (~2400ft) is not a very pleasant hill to even walk

05:09 <Fn> It is unpleasantly steep, especially since you have about half of it slightly steep and then it gets exponentially worse when you go up

05:10 <LogicMatrix> That it is Starwatcher.

05:10 <Fn> That was random Starwatcher

05:10 <DashedRainbows> Hills are nice, to look at lol

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05:11 <Fn> The difference with the river bank part of the city from where I live is 200m/yd

05:12 <Fn> Enough to feel the pressure change when the bus drives you up or down the hill

05:12 <Fn> That is elevation difference is 200m

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05:26 <LogicMatrix> Trying to understand the hilbert curve, my head hurts

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05:36 <CleverDerpy> hiya

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05:39 <DashedRainbows> Howdy CleverDerpy

05:39 <CleverDerpy> derpy

05:39 <CleverDerpy> s tummy hurts

05:39 <CleverDerpy> oh, hiya DashedRainbows~

05:39 <Fn> http://imgur.com/G8qdcO1

05:39 <DashedRainbows> I'd love to know how to remedy that

05:40 <CleverDerpy> DashedRainbows, trying more food isn't it, word of the derp...

05:40 <Fn> That lower route is worse than the longer one to the further shop

05:40 <Fn> All because of elevation

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05:40 <Fn> The longer one has no difference - it rides along of the hill top all the way

05:40 <CleverDerpy> Surreal_Nightmares, you got some tums for Derpy?

05:40 * DashedRainbows hoofs CleverDerpy a blueberry muffin

05:41 * Surreal_Nightmares has no tums.

05:41 <CleverDerpy> for once, no thank you,

05:41 <CleverDerpy> Derpy really doesn't feel all that good

05:41 <DashedRainbows> Yeah, last night for me

05:41 * CleverDerpy smiles though and stows it in her bag for later

05:42 <CleverDerpy> thanks for it, it will be yummy later

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05:43 <DashedRainbows> I meant to eat it yesterday, but my tummy didn't cooperate

05:45 <Fn> It is raining!!!

05:45 <Fn> As I wanted to cycle to the shop it starts raining

05:46 <Fn> Nature you inconsiderate rood muffin!

05:48 <DashedRainbows> Cold rain while cycling isn't that bad :P

05:49 <DashedRainbows> I for one enjoy the stabs

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05:53 <Fn> I don't enjoy the rain on my glasses

05:53 <Fn> And without glasses it is not even an option

05:57 <DashedRainbows> Yeah... Blind driving sounds like a great idea D:

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06:17 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by ExplodingPonyToast: Music: Vylet - Mistress (feat. Chi Chi & Xavi) [Future Bass] [ http://tinyurl.com/gqkevhf ]

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06:22 <Surreal_Nightmares> Yas.

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06:31 <Starwatcher> ok

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06:40 <ConfusionRift> Hello everypony.

06:43 <Starwatcher> hi

06:43 * Starwatcher droops his ears

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06:46 <Starwatcher> hi Verandure

06:46 <Verandure> Hiya, Starwatcher.

06:47 <Verandure> How's it going?

06:49 <Starwatcher> is... is ok

06:50 * Starwatcher is kind of not feeling good inside

06:50 <Verandure> Sick or depressed?

06:51 <Starwatcher> depressed.

06:52 * Verandure frowns and hugs Starwatcher. "Do you need to talk about it? I'm a good listener!"

06:53 * Starwatcher hugs back - is... is ok, thank you. will be time for me to sleep soon.

06:53 * Gladiolus hugs Starwatcher tightly.

06:53 <Gladiolus> I wuv this pone.

06:53 * Starwatcher hugs back

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06:54 <Verandure> Sad horse.

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06:56 <Verandure> Any idea why he's upset, Gladiolus?

06:57 <Gladiolus> I do not.

06:57 <Gladiolus> know.

06:57 <Verandure> That's a shame.

06:58 * Sleeping_Nightmares hugs Verandure and Gladiolus close for sleeping.

06:58 <Gladiolus> :3

06:58 * Gladiolus is soft

06:58 * Verandure pats Sleeping_Nightmares to sleep.

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07:14 <Double> Hey hey

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07:20 <DashedRainbows> There is now Double the Double

07:20 <DashedRainbows> Hi

07:20 <Double> Yo

07:20 <Double> Hows stuff?

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07:48 <Fn> Weather is an arse to me

07:48 <Fn> Just as I wanted to have a downhill fun and was pondering between skateboard or bicycle, planning routes...

07:48 <Fn> ...it started to rain

07:49 * Fn scrunchymuzzles hard

07:49 * Ali boops Fn so they have a reason to scrunchymuzzle.

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08:13 * ConfusionRift flops.

08:13 <ConfusionRift> No idea what to dooooo.

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08:18 * Ali unflops ConfusionRift so she can flop on them.

08:19 * ConfusionRift flops on Ali. :P

08:19 * Ali flails under ConfusionRift

08:19 <Verandure> Now you're thinking with portals.

08:20 <SuperSkullz> i got this strange idea for Chamrocks, i would have the characters get in a alternate universe based of FiM

08:21 <Verandure> Chamrocks?

08:21 <SuperSkullz> yeah

08:21 <SuperSkullz> my own creation

08:22 <SuperSkullz> http://orig09.deviantart.net/58cc/f/2015/004/5/7/flame__tundrum_and_fineline_s_new_designs_by_billy_superskullz-d8cnukw.jpg

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08:39 <ConfusionRift> Hmm, interesting.

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09:06 * Schism wakes up. "You put your points on number one and it comes up every time... "

09:06 <ConfusionRift> I never realized how annoying it is to hear someone play games on a mechanical keyboard.

09:08 <ConfusionRift> Especially a fast typer.

09:08 <Ali> clickty clicktity clickity clack

09:09 <ConfusionRift> Basically.

09:12 <Schism> As awesome as mechanical keyboards are, there is that problem, yes.

09:12 <Ali> You say something?  I can't hear you over your keyboard

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09:52 * ConfusionRift clickity click clicks.

10:01 * DashedRainbows grabs a nice blanket and curls up.

10:01 <DashedRainbows> Night

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10:18 <Jet_Cirrus> hello

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10:29 <Jet_Cirrus> hi

10:29 <Golden> Night everyone

10:29 <Jet_Cirrus> night

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10:31 <LogicMatrix> Ooga booga

10:34 * ConfusionRift screams in fear.

10:35 <Sour_Sweet> !mail Electron https://derpiboo.ru/1259099

10:35 <DerpyBot> Mail delivered! Thank you for using the Derpy Mail Service 6_9

10:37 * LogicMatrix screams back and dives into blanket pile

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10:42 <LogicMatrix> I-i-is it safe?

10:43 * ConfusionRift peeks. Seems so.

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10:45 * Schism quotes Medicine Man. "Is it safe?"

10:45 <Fn> I am out of fuel

10:45 <Schism> Marathon Man*

10:46 <LogicMatrix> So you have time to talk about the greatest vegetable in the world, god broccoli?

10:46 <Fn> Turns out not eating for an extended time makes one weak and asthenic

10:46 <Fn> Who knew

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10:49 <Schism> "I can now tell you that if a shark (or watermelon) were to attack me at almost any depth that a Glock 9mm would surely protect me." -Florida Man

10:50 <Fn> Based on statistical evidence application of caution, awareness and common sense has far greater success rate tan any gun against sharks and watermelons

10:51 <Fn> Although carrying mace is also not a bad idea

10:51 <Schism> Yes, but this is a guy who decided to hunt lionfish with his weapon of choice.

10:51 <Fn> Dem watermelons are sneaky

10:51 <Schism> True, true.  You have to be careful about melons and gourds.

10:54 <Lumindia> the watermelon will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak

10:56 <LogicMatrix> What happens if your watermelon speaks, hypothetically? What should one do?

10:56 <Lumindia> get the heck outta dodge

10:56 <Lumindia> '-'

10:57 <LogicMatrix> But hypothetically it's telling me that it's my friend. Should I believe this watermelon, hypothetically?

10:57 <Verandure> If you can dodge a watermelon, you can dodge a ball.

10:58 <LogicMatrix> I'm going to befriend this melon and life will be great

10:59 * LogicMatrix starts talking to a watermelon

10:59 <Lumindia> '-'

10:59 * Lumindia stabs Logic in the back

11:00 <LogicMatrix> Watermelon you were always my best friend and didn't stab me. I'm not crazy...

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11:01 <Jet_Cirrus> hi

11:01 <ConfusionRift> It's a lie!

11:01 <LogicMatrix> Get me a bandage watermelon.

11:02 * ConfusionRift throws a tiny watermelon at LogicMatrix.

11:02 <LogicMatrix> Hi Jet, and remember watermelons are friends not food.

11:02 <Jet_Cirrus> tiny watermelon :D

11:03 * LogicMatrix catches tiny watermelon and makes a house for the new family of watermelons

11:03 <Jet_Cirrus> awh

11:05 <LogicMatrix> I'm going to make him a tiny top hat and call him Ted. He will become a watermelon entrepreneur.

11:05 <Jet_Cirrus> lol

11:07 * LogicMatrix dons his tiny newsboy hat, and mutters "one day tiny hats will be a fashion."

11:07 * Jet_Cirrus Tips Tiny hat

11:09 <Jet_Cirrus> I got to go bye!

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11:09 <LogicMatrix> In the midst of this I'm realizing I'm going to die soon. Still haven't stopped bleeding. Where did you stab me Lumindia?

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11:11 <Lumindia> in the back

11:11 <Lumindia> I'd help stop the bleeding, but I'll have to get back to you on that

11:11 <Lumindia> '-'

11:12 <LogicMatrix> So yeah, probably going into shock. Just promise me to take care of my collection of tiny hats.

11:13 * ConfusionRift should stop eating them.

11:13 * Lumindia puts the hats on some Llamas

11:14 <LogicMatrix> Nooo not the hats they are so... tiny

11:14 <ConfusionRift> 1892? Probably just a UPC.

11:14 <LogicMatrix> !link tiny hat

11:14 <DerpyBot> https://derpibooru.org/1201840

11:14 <LogicMatrix> That works I guess

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11:18 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Nightly Discussion #848 [ http://tinyurl.com/hv37gan ]

11:23 <ConfusionRift> Sleep time. Laters. (falls asleep on the hats that remain)

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11:31 <Fn> Hue, apparently EU saved italians from being electrocuted to death

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11:34 <Fn> http://www.asia.ru/images/target/photo/51712777/Italian_Three_Pin_Plug_with_Power_Wire.jpg

11:35 <Fn> Apparently this was the standard in Italy before EU happened and they adopted the "Europlug"

11:36 <Lumindia> AAAA

11:36 <Lumindia> My pants and helmet have disappeared

11:36 <Fn> The brilliant design that allows live terminal to spark to ground if your appliance is not completely off and you pull the plug

11:37 <Fn> Because who knew that distance matters in electical plugs? Definitely not italian industry XD

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12:11 <LunaticHell> *grumble grumble*, equestria. o. o

12:12 <Schism> Mumblegrumble LunaticHell.'

12:12 * Schism offers the LunaticHell some corn muffins with honey and butter.

12:12 * LunaticHell sips coffee "mornin'" o. o

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12:15 <LunaticHell> my face, every morning https://derpibooru.org/346463

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12:18 <LunaticHell> Ya know, ignoreing the PG of the show, this version of Spitfire would fit perfectly in the show. https://derpibooru.org/1219155

12:19 <LunaticHell> Schism: Ironically the difference from the show and this picture is the difference between a Major and a General.

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12:20 <LunaticHell> Hint: one of these two doesn't need to worry about his promotion 24/7, anymore.

12:20 <Schism> For some reason, I'm imagining Spitfire playing the part of General Ripper, from Dr. Strangelove.

12:21 <LunaticHell> I've watched an intresting thing about british officers being the coolest (the older meaning of the word) thing on the battlefield.

12:21 <LunaticHell> (cool as in "not giving a care")

12:23 <Schism> I can see that.  Stiff upper lip and so on.

12:23 <LunaticHell> Totally relaxed, as if on a sunday afternoon stroll, in the middle of a battlefield with bullets flying around you.

12:24 <LunaticHell> One depiction had a british officer pick a little hill for his staff to converse and observe the battle and when he looked through the binocular...

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12:24 <LunaticHell> ....the british army was marching towards him.

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12:24 <LunaticHell> Appearently he picked a spot behind enemy lines, whoops.

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12:44 <Schism> LunaticHell: http://i.imgur.com/40QlPMi.jpg

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12:59 * Schism mischeviously boops the Taoki with a copy of Pokemon Go.

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12:59 <LunaticHell> https://derpibooru.org/593928

12:59 <Taoki> Ewww, not that game

12:59 <LunaticHell> :3

13:00 <Schism> I know, I just couldn't resist after reading your rant.  >.>  I do feel much the same way about it being ridiculous.

13:00 <LunaticHell> What rant?

13:01 <Schism> LunaticHell: Taoki posted a rant a couple months ago about how Pokemon Go is absurd.

13:01 <LunaticHell> Oh kay.

13:01 <Taoki> Ahhh, you remembered that :P

13:02 <LunaticHell> Yeah it IS pretty absurd.

13:02 <LunaticHell> You wanna catch a Kangaskhan? Good luck finding it...

13:02 <LunaticHell> ...in Australia.

13:02 <Taoki> Pokemon: Now available for muggers and abductors! Special edition, order now.

13:05 <Verandure> Cheap cheap, almost free!

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13:25 <Schism> http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz79ys7kqv1qmlmqqo1_500.png - Have some horror.

13:25 <hiig> is it reasonable for me to be annoyed with PoGos popularity, simply because it was a dumbed down version of Ingress with pokemon slapped on it?

13:25 <Schism> That's pretty reasonable.

13:25 <Twilight`Sparkle> I don't know what Ingress is.

13:26 <Schism> Twilight`Sparkle, Ingress is an old mobile game from a couple years back, which was more or less similar - go around, capturing 'nodes' based on your location, et cetera.

13:26 <Twilight`Sparkle> Was there gameplay beyond the physical exploration?

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13:27 <hiig> also made by the same guys who made PoGo. gps based game. visit portals, capture them for your team, link them to other friendly portals, and form triangular areas called fields. the winning team is the one that has the most area of the world covered in fields

13:27 <hiig> Twilight`Sparkle: what do you mean?

13:27 <hiig> you mean if you can play it without having to actually move around?

13:27 <Twilight`Sparkle> No.

13:28 <Twilight`Sparkle> One of the major failings of PoGo, from what I've seen, is that the gameplay is ... barebones.

13:28 <Twilight`Sparkle> Basically it's all about the actual wandering around, and the rest of it is lacking in meat.

13:28 <Twilight`Sparkle> I'm wondering if that's also the case for Ingress.

13:29 <hiig> to my understanding, pogo is basically find pokestops, get items, then use those items to defeat gyms with pokemon you find randomly around the place

13:29 <hiig> is there anything im missing from that?

13:29 <Twilight`Sparkle> I'm as knowledgeable as you on that score.

13:30 <Twilight`Sparkle> I don't play PoGo, because it doesn't have gameplay, really.

13:30 <hiig> i think theres a video that can explain it better than i can...

13:30 <hiig> one sec

13:30 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: PMV: Car Radio / Other Animals  [ http://tinyurl.com/gp4mfur ]

13:30 <Twilight`Sparkle> I'm busy playing Dragon Age, an am unlikely to watch a vid.

13:31 <hiig> actually, its 17 minutes long

13:31 <hiig> never mind. ill try

13:32 <Twilight`Sparkle> Curse of mortality. I hate this spell.

13:33 <hiig> at the basic level, you have portals. these are like pokestops, in the sensethat they are found at significant locations such as artwork, public transport stations, etc. in ingress, you can capture a portal for your team, which gives any member of your team more items. portals can be upgraded by teammates to obtain better items. they can also be modded to make the portal more specialised. if you sit on a portal all day at work or home, you c

13:33 <hiig> an give it mods that let you obtain even more items from it. if youre making a more militarised zone, you can add shields and other mods that make it more difficult for the opposing to team to destroy

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13:34 <hiig> one sec. phone call

13:34 <Lumindia> screw Pokemon Go

13:34 <Lumindia> As a social experiment, it was rather interesting

13:34 <Lumindia> but as an actual thing... meh

13:35 <Twilight`Sparkle> It exists.

13:35 <Twilight`Sparkle> People can enjoy it if they like.

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13:40 <hiig> anyway, one thing you can obtain from portals is a 'key'. this key will allow you to then go to another portal and link back to the portal you have the key for. on the screen, youll see a line linking the two portals together. now go to a third portal and link the other two together, and you have a triangle. the area made is called a field

13:40 <Twilight`Sparkle> What's involved in the actual capturing, though?

13:43 <hiig> you have weapons that you obtain from portals. you have a standard type which is basically a burst that radiates outward in every direction, damaging things based on how close you are to them. a second type of weapon does the same thing in a more concentrated area. almost always, you use the first type. to destroy a portal, you need to destroy the 'resonators' that are on a portal. these are placed by whoever captured the portal and are basi

13:43 <hiig> cally power sources for the portal. you can place up to eight of them and there are eight different levels of increasing power which will determine the portal level and how powerful it is

13:43 <Twilight`Sparkle> So, there's an actual game, there.

13:44 <hiig> going back to that second type of weapon, when a portal is shielded, you need to use this weapon to have a better chance at destroying the shields. otherwise, youll waste a lot of the first type of weapon on trying to destroy the shielded resonators

13:45 <hiig> you also have an energy bar. you restock your energy by collecting the energy particles as you walk along. all actions require energy. when trying to obtain items from, or attacking enemy portals, the portal can attack you and drain your energy faster. how much energy is taken from you will depend on the portal level, and whether or not specific mods are in place

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13:46 <hiig> as far as offensive and defensive mods go, shields basically make you use more weapons to destroy a portal. turrets and attack multipliers will make you use more energy

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13:47 <Thelema5> Hello, everypony

13:48 <Verandure> Morning, Thelema5.

13:49 <Thelema5> What's new?

13:49 <LunaticHell> hey Thelema5, wanna know whoes every day is legday?

13:49 <LunaticHell> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CqmGTqoUMAAxzUb.jpg

13:49 <LunaticHell> Leg day, every day.

13:49 <hiig> when capturing a portal, your distance from the portal will also affect where you place resonators. generally speaking, the further you are from the portal, the better, up to a maximum of 40m. a strategic method is to put all except one resonator at maximum distance, then one right in the center of the portal. this goes back to those second types of weapons. when attacking a portal, it only attacks back if its resonators are hit. shields are

13:49 <hiig> generally only destroyed if you do a lot of damage right at the portal. so to prevent someone from easily taking out shields while not getting attacked themselves, you place a resonator in the center. this will also alert you that someone is attacking that portal. otherwise, the alert is too late

13:50 <hiig> man, this is too much typing. i think ill leave it there

13:50 <Twilight`Sparkle> Probably wise.

13:50 <hiig> the video might have been better!

13:50 <Twilight`Sparkle> That or summarize.

13:50 <hiig> that is a summary!

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13:50 <hiig> i still have lots more to explain

13:50 <hiig> which i wont right now

13:50 <Twilight`Sparkle> That's not a summary then.

13:50 <hiig> haha

13:51 <hiig> i cant think of a way to condense it even mroe

13:51 <Twilight`Sparkle> Basically you have weapons that you use to attack the portal and there are resonators that make it stronger, and distance matters and there is an actual strategy and game.

13:51 <Twilight`Sparkle> (Hey look, I summarized it)

13:51 <hiig> bleh!

13:51 * Thelema5 partycannons

13:52 <hiig> anyway, if you are interested at some point, this is the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVtdLgqMzoo

13:53 <Twilight`Sparkle> Main question that remains unanswered is if the portal capturing is a real-time gameplay scenario or turn-based.

13:53 <hiig> real time

13:54 * Twilight`Sparkle nods.

13:54 <Twilight`Sparkle> I won't play it, mind, I'm not an explorer.

13:54 <hiig> you can defend locally by replacing destroyed resonators and shields, or recharge damaged resonators remotely up to 6000 km away

13:54 <hiig> tl;dr, better than pogo!

13:55 <Twilight`Sparkle> ehhhh ... there's more meat to it.

13:55 <Twilight`Sparkle> Better is subjective.

13:55 <LunaticHell> Oh hey Twily. *waves*

13:55 <Twilight`Sparkle> After all, if someone doesn't /want/ to go through all that...

13:56 <LunaticHell> Sup, Twily. *wave some more*

13:56 <hiig> well yeah, i suppose if youre playing just for yourself and want something simple, pogo will work better for you

13:56 <Twilight`Sparkle> Yes, hello, I see you there.

13:56 <Thelema5> ... my workplace maintenance crew is testing the fire alarms today.  It's so nice to endure screaching alarms every 30 seconds or so.

13:57 <Twilight`Sparkle> Excellent.

13:57 <Thelema5> Not that I have a headache or anything.

13:57 <Thelema5> O.o

13:57 <Twilight`Sparkle> You forgot the "b-baka"

13:57 <wobniaR> Headphones Thelema5

13:57 <wobniaR> Closed back, blast your fav tunes

13:57 <wobniaR> Problem solved

13:57 <Thelema5> I don't have any with me though.

13:58 <Thelema5> !link sparkle

13:58 <DerpyBot> http://derpiboo.ru/431370

13:58 <wobniaR> Ath m50x is only $140 on amazon

13:58 <Twilight`Sparkle> So asked, so delivered.

13:59 <Thelema5> Yus

14:00 <LunaticHell> How hast thine tuesday afternoon treated you thus far, Twilight Sparkle?

14:00 <LunaticHell> 6. 9

14:00 <wobniaR> I think I'm gonna buy a pair of black m50x wheb i get home today

14:01 <wobniaR> My white m50s work fine but the material on the headband and earpieces is all cracked

14:01 <wobniaR> I can then send you my old pair Thelema5

14:02 <Schism> !link https://derpiboo.ru/1213077

14:02 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this picture is about photo twilight sparkle books book fort that pony sure does love books (and 8 more)

14:03 <wobniaR> She sure does love books

14:03 <wobniaR> I bet she can't read all those books!

14:03 <Thelema5> I have headphones, wobniaR. Just not with me :p

14:04 <Twilight`Sparkle> So book.

14:04 <Twilight`Sparkle> Much paper.

14:06 <Thelema5> And such positive subjects

14:08 <Twilight`Sparkle> Of course Nuclear Power isn't the answer.

14:08 <Twilight`Sparkle> FRIENDSHIP ENERGY is the wave of the future!

14:10 <Verandure> All aboard the friendship express. Choo choo! ($29.95 at your local Toys-R-Us)

14:10 <Verandure> (Friendships sold separately)

14:11 <LunaticHell> Silly Verandure, don't you know? Friendship is for Adults.

14:11 <Verandure> Yeah, but Adults-R-Us is a very different place =P

14:12 <LunaticHell> ...as opposed to "Kids-R-Us"?

14:12 <LunaticHell> Yeah that sounds wrong on a couple of levels that I will not even name.

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14:40 <LunaticHell> Damn this show is clever. o. o

14:40 <LunaticHell> One of the latest episodes made me rewatch the entire thing.

14:42 <LunaticHell> Turns out after Twilight's little rebellion, Celestia decided to lure her to ponyville while the elements of harmony (the mane five that already served as a team under Celestia) were tasked to take out Nightmare Moon and foalsit Twilight.

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14:43 <LunaticHell> And now I'm re-watching the entire thing to figure out when that became a thing.

14:48 <Twilight`Sparkle> When the writer's decided to do that.

14:48 <Twilight`Sparkle> *writers

14:49 <Thelema5> ... I wish we could get a flashback episode with Sunset and Celestia working together as student and teacher to solve a crisis

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14:50 <Thelema5> I'd like to get a sense of what their working relationship was

14:50 * SunsetShimmer appears.

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14:53 <wobniaR> Non existent

14:53 <Twilight`Sparkle> There goes the neighborhood.

14:53 <SunsetShimmer> x3

14:53 <wobniaR> Celestia was a teacher, Sunset thirsted for power

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14:53 <wobniaR> Celestia saw that and told her to get out

14:55 <Thelema5> Hardly.  Celestia said "I tried to help her, but she eventually decided to abandon her studies and pursue her own path. "

14:55 <wobniaR> I was being dramatic

14:55 <Thelema5> :p

14:55 <Thelema5> I'd like to see that moment, though.  How did sunbutt try to help?

14:57 <wobniaR> They did part of a comic on it

14:57 <Not-Renny> Hey, actual pon discussion

14:57 <Twilight`Sparkle> With pickles.

14:57 <wobniaR> If you want something more visual

14:57 <wobniaR> The first idw equestria girls comic went a little into Sunset's bsckstory

14:57 <Thelema5> I've never read the EqD comics

14:58 <wobniaR> Neither do i, because eqd isn't my source for pony comics

14:58 <wobniaR> I follow like 300 something pony artists

14:59 <Thelema5> XD

14:59 * Schism randomly boops wobniaR with a plush Radiant Hope.

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15:05 <wobniaR> Radiant hope? The pony from the Sombra arc?

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15:07 <SunsetShimmer> <Thelema5> I've never read the EqD comics - Why would EqD comics come into this? :p

15:07 <wobniaR> He meant equestria girls comics you silly i was poking fun at him

15:07 <Thelema5> *EqG

15:08 <SunsetShimmer> x3

15:08 <SunsetShimmer> I too was poking fun

15:08 <Schism> wobniaR: Yus, this one.  https://derpibooru.org/1145437?  Though how a caduceus appears as a cutie mark...

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15:10 <Twilight`Sparkle> Why not?

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15:12 <Schism> Amongst other things, it should be the Rod of Asclepius.  <.<

15:12 <Schism> Asclopius?  Either way.

15:12 <wobniaR> Yeah Hope is weird, the whole Sombra arc was weird

15:13 <wobniaR> I don't think he deserves any sort of redemption, he just has no established characteristics outside of the comicverse

15:14 <Twilight`Sparkle> Schism: maybe that pony is a successful traveling merchant.

15:14 * wobniaR baps SunsetShimmer with a staff

15:14 <SunsetShimmer> o.o

15:14 <wobniaR> I poke the most fun

15:15 <Twilight`Sparkle> No me.

15:15 * Twilight`Sparkle proves it by poking Pinkie over and over and over.

15:15 * Surreal_Nightmares licks SunsetShimmer

15:16 <Twilight`Sparkle> anyway.

15:16 <Twilight`Sparkle> Off to work.

15:16 <wobniaR> Speaking of no fun allowed, Tirek's been gone a while

15:16 <Schism> !seen Tirek

15:16 <DerpyBot> Schism: The last time I saw Tirek was 2016-09-04 15:49:20 UTC

15:16 <wobniaR> Also haven't seen Unixkitty say anything

15:17 <Unixkitty> About?

15:17 <wobniaR> Stuff!

15:17 <Unixkitty> Stuff? Sounds incredibly boring

15:17 <wobniaR> I take back what i said then yay

15:18 <wobniaR> Yes that's been my weekdays so far, not fun

15:19 <Surreal_Nightmares> Lol

15:19 <Surreal_Nightmares> Still sick.

15:19 <wobniaR> Did you go to a doctor?

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15:29 <Surreal_Nightmares> Nah.

15:34 <wobniaR> You should then

15:35 <Thelema5> !link doctor

15:35 <DerpyBot> https://derpibooru.org/467256

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15:43 <wobniaR> !link tunnel snakes

15:43 <DerpyBot> Twilight says she doesn't have anything in the library about that

15:43 <wobniaR> Unpossible

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15:49 <Cloud_Chamber> Whose doctor?

15:49 <wobniaR> A doctor to diagnose the sickness

15:50 <Cloud_Chamber> The power of Voodoo?

15:50 <wobniaR> Doctor Who is not a general practitioner

15:51 <Cloud_Chamber> Sorry, wrong song. My friend the witch doctor, he tells me what to do.

15:51 <Lumindia> Stay away from the voodoo, mon

15:53 <Cloud_Chamber> Does Zecora count as a witch doctor?

15:54 <Thelema5> "Alternative Medicine Practioner"

15:55 <Thelema5> *practitioner

15:55 <Cloud_Chamber> That really amps me up.

15:55 <Thelema5> Why?

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15:55 <Verandure> Because AMP.

15:56 <Thelema5> Aaaah.  :p

15:57 <Verandure> Yeah. =P

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16:36 <Thelema5> ... I routinely monitor regional trending topics for the northeastern US (for marketing data)- I've never seen such one-topic conversation as I am seeing today http://imgur.com/a/XE7iL

16:36 <Thelema5> Madness.

16:37 * LunaticHell boops Thelema5 out of boredom.

16:37 <LunaticHell> !

16:38 * LunaticHell boops SunsetShimmer with https://derpibooru.org/1259486 and then proceeds to the menditory hugging of the day.

16:39 <LunaticHell> A hug a day is like keeping a pony well fed, with hay.

16:40 <Thelema5> LunaticHell spittin' mad bars

16:42 <LunaticHell> it's hillaryous to see how this topic cannot be trump'd.

16:43 * Thelema5 groans

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16:52 <wobniaR> So Thelema5 what you're saying is, you get paid to browse the web for dank memes

16:56 <Thelema5> Not exactly, but part of forming a social media strategy does involve monitoring trending topics to optimize targeting and traffic

16:57 <wobniaR> Fancy words for "browsing dank memes to post about" to me

16:57 <Thelema5> :p

16:58 <Thelema5> It's usually aggregate data, so I'm not looking at the actual content

16:58 <wobniaR> Dank memes in bulk? Madness

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17:11 <Thelema5> This data, especially search trends, helps to identify content keywords which will garner the largest audience and resonate with them.  For instance, if I were to write an article trying to encourage people to travel upstate for fall activities, I could start here:

17:11 <Thelema5> https://www.google.com/trends/explore?date=today%2012-m&q=fall%20foliage,autumn%20leaves,apple%20picking,pumpkin%20picking,leaf-peeping

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17:14 <Thelema5> Obviously people are more interested in picking apples than pumpkins, two things which are produced agriculturally in my area, and that apples are actually trending up this year- so this would be the topic of the article, spun as needed

17:19 <Thelema5> !link appuls

17:19 <DerpyBot> Twilight says she doesn't have anything in the library about that

17:20 <Thelema5> !link

17:20 <DerpyBot> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjmQw3JaTsE - Mameshiba 5 - Edamame [with English annotations]

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17:23 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Wallpaper Compilation #155 [ http://tinyurl.com/gw4hj3g ]

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17:28 <wobniaR> It would not hurt to slip in a meme or 10 into your trends tho

17:28 <CleverDerpy> hiya

17:29 <wobniaR> Hi there CleverDerpy

17:30 <CleverDerpy> hiya wobniaR

17:30 <CleverDerpy> oh my celestia

17:30 <CleverDerpy> I just realized your name was Rainbow backwards

17:30 <wobniaR> Yes

17:30 <Double> xD

17:30 <CleverDerpy> eeee, Derpy is slow slow...

17:31 <CleverDerpy> *so

17:31 * Thelema5 patapats

17:31 <Double> Hey, It took me months, Derpy

17:31 <wobniaR> At least you didn't forget what a comma is

17:31 <CleverDerpy> it took me a yeart

17:31 <wobniaR> Like i did yesterday

17:31 <CleverDerpy> sounds like a comma mistake

17:31 <wobniaR> I've never derped so hard in my life

17:32 <wobniaR> If only it was as easy as punning away the pain

17:32 * CleverDerpy patpats the wobniaR

17:32 <CleverDerpy> it's oki

17:32 <CleverDerpy> we all derp

17:33 <CleverDerpy> but we got different kinds of derps

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17:37 * LunaticHell pounces onto CleverDerpy and delivers the snuggles.

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17:37 * CleverDerpy sighs for those snuggles and takes her lovely package and cudllies back, purring

17:37 <CleverDerpy> *signs

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17:38 <LunaticHell> I've been watching Friendship is for adults all day yesterday and today, now my brain is in a weird position.

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17:41 <MisterRogers> I don't wanna become adult.

17:42 <MisterRogers> And somehow that attitude sticked around me.

17:43 <wobniaR> Friendship is for adults?

17:43 <LunaticHell> When I was young I thought I'd never smoke or drink and live to see 120 years, boy was I wrong.

17:43 <LunaticHell> wobniaR: Yes, it is.

17:43 <MisterRogers> Pfff lol

17:44 <MisterRogers> LunaticHell: How old are you now?

17:44 <wobniaR> Is that some kind of show?

17:44 <MisterRogers> wobniaR: Yeah.

17:44 <LunaticHell> Abridged series of MLP, yes.

17:44 <wobniaR> Oh another one of those

17:44 <LunaticHell> They had an awesome Helloween 2015 special building up on another halloween special.

17:45 <wobniaR> You're just watching friendship is magic with a dubover then?

17:45 <LunaticHell> Bot those two are actually audio stories.

17:45 <Sour_Sweet> I swore I'd never drink or smoke. I do nothing of that sort. I get my pleasure from watching other people suffer 6_9

17:45 <LunaticHell> There's a little more to it.

17:45 <CleverDerpy> LunaticHell, I never drank, smoked, and derp it only 1/6 of that age

17:46 <LunaticHell> wobniaR: the second halloween story takes our mane six to a small fishing village called....mh...

17:46 <MisterRogers> CleverDerpy: Wait how old is LunaticHell?

17:46 <Sour_Sweet> MisterRogers: Ancient

17:46 <CleverDerpy> no clue~

17:46 <LunaticHell> ...Inns...something.

17:46 <MisterRogers> <.<

17:46 <wobniaR> O

17:46 <Sour_Sweet> What Derps meant is 20% of 120

17:47 <Sour_Sweet> I assume anyway

17:47 <wobniaR> It sounds more like you're listening to an audio drama and calling that an abridged series

17:47 <wobniaR> When i think abridged series, i think the actual show with voice actors dubbing over it to tell a different story

17:47 <LunaticHell> Actually only the specials are audio stories, the regular episodes ARE abridged.

17:48 <MisterRogers> LunaticHell: May I ask to seek your wisdom as to why the boy you knew wasn't able to hold that promise?

17:48 <LunaticHell> Including a crossover episode that hasn't been seen in any other abridged series...

17:48 <wobniaR> Eh either way i never was much of a fan of abridged series outside of their few funny partd

17:48 <LunaticHell> ...well in one other abridged series, because that's what they crossed over with.

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17:50 <LunaticHell> Bottom line: In Scootatrix someone is sending Celestia nasty hate mail, which is why she sends 3 of her elements to the universe of Friendship is for Adults. Their Celestia fears the worst, so she sends three of HER elements to go to the other universe to investigate.

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17:52 <LunaticHell> Also I like the concept of the Elements of Harmony in FIFA's world.

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17:53 <LunaticHell> A team of five highly trained expects to wield the elements that have been in their families for generations to serve directly under Celestia, the currect generation is especially gifted in espionage and under-cover ops.

17:53 <LunaticHell> experts

17:55 <LunaticHell> The nature and existence of the elements are only known to the bearers, the Princess and a couple of selected individuals. Twilight doesn't know anything about the elements or the involvement of her "new friends".

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17:59 <SqueakyBat> Visuals are so fucked up on FIFA

17:59 <LunaticHell> Language and what do you mean?

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18:00 <SqueakyBat> That isn't 720p...it is poorly interlaced 360p

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18:00 <LunaticHell> You got a point.

18:01 <matttheshadowman> SqueakyBat Isn't that supposed to be using the Frostbite engine now?

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18:01 <SqueakyBat> Not sure, but I didn't make it two minutes before it was to bad to even want to bother with.

18:01 <SqueakyBat> too bad*

18:02 <SunsetShimmer> SqueakyBat: You do realise this is the wrong channel for that language, right?

18:02 <SunsetShimmer> Juuust lettin' you know

18:02 <SqueakyBat> sorry

18:02 * SunsetShimmer patpats

18:02 <SqueakyBat> I'll just go

18:02 <SunsetShimmer> o.o No need, accidents and such

18:03 <LunaticHell> Already mentioned it. *more hugging for the sunny pony*

18:03 *** SqueakyBat is now known as PTP|FIA

18:03 <CleverDerpy> hiya PTP|FIA

18:04 <PTP|FIA> hi..

18:04 <LunaticHell> Wait, did you just turn into a Pink Princess Pony?

18:04 <LunaticHell> Pinkie Tiara Pie?

18:04 <PTP|FIA> no

18:04 <wobniaR> 🍎

18:04 <LunaticHell> My brain only reads what it wants to read. :/

18:05 <LunaticHell> Hi apple.

18:05 <CleverDerpy> LunaticHell, derpy need sto sell muffins to make money for rent

18:05 <CleverDerpy> derpy really doesn't know how to sell though, can you help?

18:06 <LunaticHell> There's a couple of thoughts for that.

18:06 <MisterRogers> You know, misreading October as November isn't such a bad thing when it comes to deadlines...

18:06 <CleverDerpy> MisterRogers, my birthderp is in October...

18:06 <MisterRogers> T_T  I just played myself..

18:06 <LunaticHell> 1. concentrate on a limited number of different flavors, but make sure their quality is hight enough.

18:07 <MisterRogers> Few :3

18:08 <LunaticHell> A good resturant (f.e.) lives from having a limited varity of quality food instead of a giant variaty of trash.

18:08 <MisterRogers> I've a whole month and a day..

18:08 <LunaticHell> Diversity is not the way to go here.

18:08 <LunaticHell> Or anywhere else, but that's another topic for another day.

18:09 <PTP|FIA> as for the PTP... [13:08:50] * [PTP|FIA] (PinkiePie@PinkPranksterPony): I'm the P to the I to the N-K-I-E PIE!

18:09 <PTP|FIA> Stands for Pinkie The Prankster

18:09 <LunaticHell> 2nd thing to keep in mind: know your costumers

18:09 <LunaticHell> PTP|FIA: well at least I was 1/3 right.

18:10 * CleverDerpy sets up a stand for muffins

18:10 <CleverDerpy> ok, derpy needs to think about prices

18:10 <PTP|FIA> Had to use PinkieThePrankster in an RP that didn't have a way to check hostmasks so you knew who the buck you were RPing with.

18:11 <CleverDerpy> sugar cube corner makes thiers at a price of 5 bits

18:11 <CleverDerpy> per muffin

18:11 <CleverDerpy> i can afford to beat that at 3

18:11 <LunaticHell> Don't do that.

18:11 <PTP|FIA> Pinkie Pie glares at Derpy.

18:11 <CleverDerpy> why not?

18:12 <CleverDerpy> derpy thought competition is good?

18:12 <LunaticHell> You've got the advantage of being able to concentrate on one product, make sure that the quality is higher than theirs and you can actually ask for more than 5 bits.

18:12 <LunaticHell> Compare subways to a backery.

18:13 <CleverDerpy> true true

18:15 <LunaticHell> And since you are concentrating on one product, it doesn't neccecarily put you in direct competition with the Cakes, either.

18:15 <CleverDerpy> pinkie

18:15 <CleverDerpy> i got an idea

18:15 <CleverDerpy> why don't you let me sell muffins with you as specialty muffins

18:16 <PTP|FIA> Reminds me of one RP where Pinkie made the cakes, but for the decorating, there was a pair that did really specialized decorating that was beyond detailed.

18:16 <PTP|FIA> Frosting made by Ponk as well.

18:16 <CleverDerpy> you wanna try it, miss pie?

18:16 <PTP|FIA> Sure

18:16 <CleverDerpy> let's take this to my channel then

18:16 <CleverDerpy> #silly

18:16 <SunsetShimmer> x3

18:17 <CleverDerpy> so we don't bother others with extensive rp

18:17 <PTP|FIA> Whois me, Derpy...

18:17 <PTP|FIA> Or look at the admin in your channel..

18:17 <CleverDerpy> SunsetShimmer, ypou are invited too

18:17 <CleverDerpy> i know who you are, miss cinder~

18:17 <SunsetShimmer> x3

18:18 <PTP|FIA> Well okay then....Cynder's mate, Yuki\

18:18 <CleverDerpy> hehe

18:19 <PTP|FIA> That reminds me, those two are due for some fun RP times.

18:21 * SunsetShimmer ahems. :P

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18:22 <LisaSquarePants> hoiii :D

18:23 <Bubs> hoi

18:23 <CleverDerpy> hiya LisaSquarePants, Bubs

18:23 <LisaSquarePants> how are you?

18:23 <LisaSquarePants> and how are you?

18:23 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Discussion: Show Your Favorite Pony One Positive Thing About Earth!  [ http://tinyurl.com/jxfqn2m ]

18:23 <Bubs> hey CleverDerpy

18:23 <CleverDerpy> i am good

18:23 <LisaSquarePants> good :)

18:24 <LisaSquarePants> my head hurts

18:24 <LisaSquarePants> i fell of the swing at school today

18:24 * CleverDerpy puts a bandage on LisaSquarePants and nosies her cutely

18:24 <LisaSquarePants> :3

18:24 * LisaSquarePants purrs

18:25 <LisaSquarePants> and since then i'm feeling kinda dizzy

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18:28 <LunaticHell> oh hi lis

18:28 <LisaSquarePants> hellow

18:28 * LisaSquarePants wispers ''yes he called me just lis :D''

18:30 <LisaSquarePants> it was so werid

18:30 <LisaSquarePants> when i fell the whole world was dark for 2 seconds

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18:31 <LisaSquarePants> i'm the only one that saw that right?

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18:33 <SunsetShimmer> Pretty sure we didn't, lol

18:33 <LisaSquarePants> yeah i thought so

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18:33 <LisaSquarePants> and if someone did then sorry

18:34 <LisaSquarePants> i didint mean to

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18:40 <SunsetShimmer> I think we mostly missed what you were talking about

18:40 <SunsetShimmer> so it's fine I guess?

18:41 <LisaSquarePants> well i fell of the swing at school today

18:41 <LisaSquarePants> and now my head hurts and i'm feeling dizzy

18:41 <LisaSquarePants> and when i fell the world got really dark for some reason

18:41 <LisaSquarePants> and that's about it

18:41 <LisaSquarePants> sorry dark :)

18:41 <Fn> Hit to the back of the head?

18:41 <DARK> =p

18:42 <LisaSquarePants> Fn yep

18:42 <LisaSquarePants> i leand too far backwards

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18:43 <LunaticHell> I don't feel my usual self. o. o

18:43 <Fn> Visual cortex is in the back region of the brain

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18:43 <LisaSquarePants> why not LunaticHell?

18:43 <LisaSquarePants> Fn ehmm okay

18:43 <Fn> It seems your concussion was substantial

18:44 <LisaSquarePants> and does that make the world dark?

18:44 <LisaSquarePants> eek!

18:44 <LunaticHell> Well I guess this happens when I watch a series and hit the last episode.

18:44 <LisaSquarePants> what series?

18:44 <LunaticHell> Friendship is for Adults, I'll tell you all about it...

18:44 <Fn> LisaSquarePants, it can make all sorts of visual troubles (In my case I saw world yellow for a week or more)

18:44 <LunaticHell> ...whe you're old enough.

18:44 <LunaticHell> when*

18:45 <LisaSquarePants> but i am old enough for alot of stuff

18:45 <LisaSquarePants> i'm pretty sure i can handle it

18:45 <LisaSquarePants> pleaase :3

18:45 <Fn> You are young enough to be in school

18:45 <LisaSquarePants> yeppies

18:45 <Fn> Which is what will allow you to recover from your head injury faster than adults

18:45 <LunaticHell> It's an abridged series with adult language and (at times) very adult themes.

18:46 <LisaSquarePants> what does an abridged series mean?

18:46 <Fn> But do seek medical help if the problems with visions or some unusual things happen

18:46 <LisaSquarePants> well i didint tell anyone

18:46 <Fn> Brain traumas are not to be treated lightly

18:46 <LisaSquarePants> because who knows maybe they will take me to the doctor

18:47 <LisaSquarePants> screw that!

18:47 <LisaSquarePants> oh!

18:47 <LisaSquarePants> sorry!

18:47 <LunaticHell> "abridged" means "shortened", f.e. if you tell me the short version of a story. This idea was used to make an "abrided series", they dub over the episode and tell another story, usually the episodes are shorter than the original material.

18:47 <Fn> They will check your eye reaction (standard injury testing), your reaction (following the pen with your eyes), maybe do MRI scan if something is suspicious

18:48 <LisaSquarePants> is it also about my little pony LunaticHell

18:48 <LisaSquarePants> ?

18:48 <LunaticHell> Yes.

18:48 <LisaSquarePants> then how can it be for adults?

18:48 <LunaticHell> Because Adult language and jokes.

18:48 <LisaSquarePants> it's like the last thing that's for adults

18:48 <LisaSquarePants> well i can still take it

18:48 <LisaSquarePants> it's just my little pony

18:48 * SunsetShimmer blinks

18:49 <SunsetShimmer> I think you miss what LunaticHell is really talking about here

18:49 <Lumindia> '-'

18:49 <LisaSquarePants> and Fn i wont go to the doctor!

18:49 <Lumindia> not for kids

18:49 <Lumindia> 'w'

18:49 <LisaSquarePants> well if it's mlp it can never be that bad

18:49 <Bubs> yes it can

18:49 <LunaticHell> You ain't seen nothing yet.

18:49 <LisaSquarePants> why not?

18:49 <SunsetShimmer> You don't really understand, so I can get that...just trust me, it can be that bad

18:50 <Fn> LisaSquarePants, it is not worth it to let the trauma progress if there is any bad consequences of it

18:50 <LisaSquarePants> now i'm curious

18:50 <SunsetShimmer> Pls don't be.

18:50 * LisaSquarePants is still curious >:)

18:50 <SunsetShimmer> you're a little too young for whats being discussed, I believe

18:51 *** LisaSquarePants is now known as LisaMaturePants

18:51 <LisaMaturePants> so better?

18:51 * SunsetShimmer sighs

18:51 *** Nightshine is now known as PinkiePie

18:51 <LisaMaturePants> telll me tell me tell me!

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18:51 <LunaticHell> To be honest it is a lot less bad than the many grotesque and violent depiction of our little ponies.

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18:51 <LisaMaturePants> what's grotesque?

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18:51 <LisaMaturePants> it sounds french

18:51 <SunsetShimmer> LunaticHell: You've opened pandoras box on this topic, I fear

18:52 <LunaticHell> SunsetShimmer: Maybe giving her a little summery of the plot might be enough for her?

18:52 <SunsetShimmer> I don't think thats the point

18:52 <Sour_Sweet> Anarchy. Called it :P *snugs SunsetShimmer*

18:53 <LunaticHell> Yeah, I know. I opened up a can of worms and can't get humpty dumpty back together, again and currently I'm thinking of damage control.

18:53 <SunsetShimmer> Either way, can we quietly move along on this? XD; Micromanaging the nuances of this discussion is a headache

18:53 <LisaMaturePants> is it weird if things get a little bit blurry?

18:53 <LisaMaturePants> it's jsut a tiny bit

18:53 <SunsetShimmer> LisaMaturePants: Go talk to somebody about it.

18:53 <LisaMaturePants> why?

18:53 <LisaMaturePants> i allready have glasses

18:54 <LisaMaturePants> and they work okay

18:54 <SunsetShimmer> Thats...not really what I mean

18:54 <LisaMaturePants> now not a 100% now but still

18:54 <Fn> I just had a brilliant Idea

18:54 <LisaMaturePants> tell me!

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18:54 <LunaticHell> Shoot.

18:54 <SunsetShimmer> Blows to the head can be more than just bruises - do talk to an adult.

18:54 <Fn> I'll register a brandname and trademark "Fake"

18:54 <LisaMaturePants> what's wrong?

18:54 * SunsetShimmer blinks

18:54 <Fn> And make a bunch of things under that name

18:54 <LunaticHell> Wait, you got a blow to the head?

18:55 <LisaMaturePants> SunsetShimmer no way!

18:55 <Fn> "Wachya wearing?" - Fake glasses

18:55 <LisaMaturePants> i just fell of the swing

18:55 <Fn> *badum tiss*

18:55 <LunaticHell> How long ago?

18:55 <LisaMaturePants> today

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18:55 <LisaMaturePants> at recess

18:55 <LunaticHell> And your vision is blurry since then?

18:55 <Sour_Sweet> Looks like somebody is rocking serious 6_9

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18:56 <LisaMaturePants> no it jsut started

18:56 <Fn> Yeah, I suggest you do have a visit to a doctor

18:56 <Bubs> sounds like a minor concussion

18:56 <LisaMaturePants> it just started

18:56 <LisaMaturePants> no doctor!

18:56 <LisaMaturePants> they are super scary!

18:56 <LunaticHell> Go and tell your parents.

18:56 <Sour_Sweet> Avoiding the doc myself I'd wait up to 24 hrs, but after that yeah seek help.

18:56 <Fn> LisaMaturePants, there is nothing scary about doctors

18:57 <LisaMaturePants> no because they can take me to one LunaticHell

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18:57 <LisaSquarePants> better

18:57 <Bubs> and that would probably be for the best as well

18:57 <LunaticHell> Not all doctors are dentists, ya know?

18:57 <wobniaR> What is with you people and fear of doctors

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18:57 <LisaSquarePants> they are scary too

18:57 <wobniaR> You're all more stubborn than a mule

18:57 <LunaticHell> You know what's scary?

18:57 <LisaSquarePants> but i got to go to them twice a year

18:57 <LisaSquarePants> no?

18:57 <LisaSquarePants> and doctors not

18:58 <LisaSquarePants> so i can still avoid that

18:58 <wobniaR> These people go through years of rigorous training and experience to dedicate themselves to treating you when you're feeling bad and you're scared cause they might tell you what's wrong with you

18:58 <LisaSquarePants> well that

18:58 <LunaticHell> Not going to the doctor and finding out that the blow caused serious damage to your forntal lobe or something.

18:58 <LisaSquarePants> and they have needles!

18:58 <Sour_Sweet> I personally don't visit the doctor because I wouldn't take any meds anyway and that seems to be about the only thing they do today.

18:59 <wobniaR> Needles are the least of your worries if you leave a concussion untreated

18:59 <LisaSquarePants> what's my forntal lobe?

18:59 <LunaticHell> Part of your brain.

18:59 <Bubs> that should have been 'frontal'

18:59 <LunaticHell> Important for stuff like creativity and emotion and dreams.

18:59 <LisaSquarePants> i like those things!

19:00 <LunaticHell> Yup, so go visit a doctor and make sure that there is no damage to that.

19:00 <LisaSquarePants> well no means no!

19:00 <LisaSquarePants> no doctor for lisa!

19:00 <LunaticHell> Do you really want to risk that?

19:00 <wobniaR> Ok that's your decision

19:00 <Maud-Pie> Lisa, being mature means recognising when you need to look after yourself.

19:01 <Maud-Pie> Thiiis is one of those times where you should consider doing so

19:01 <LisaSquarePants> but i dont want tp

19:01 <LisaSquarePants> to

19:01 * wobniaR picks up LunaticHell and Maud-Pie and brings then to the ball pit, for one hour

19:01 * Maud-Pie throws boulder into the pool

19:01 <Maud-Pie> ...he likes it.

19:01 <LisaSquarePants> wow my keyboard looks weird

19:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Making Show Style Even Cuter! - Artist Interview with Centchi!  [ http://tinyurl.com/hfvlqbz ]

19:02 <Sour_Sweet> Seriously: For being a little dizzy I wouldn't worry to much either but if that doesn't go away after a few hours you really should get help LisaSquarePants

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19:02 <Sour_Sweet> And I say that as someone who almost never visits a doctor. -.-

19:02 <LunaticHell> That escalated quickly.

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19:03 <LunaticHell> Nevermind. o. o

19:03 <LisaSquarePants> my internet isint feeling too well to0

19:03 <LisaSquarePants> too

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19:04 <LisaSquarePants> maybe i should tell my brother?

19:05 <LunaticHell> Yes.

19:05 <LisaSquarePants> he's good at keeping secrets

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19:05 * Sour_Sweet sings BBBFF

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19:05 <Jet_Cirrus> Hello?

19:05 * DashedRainbows trots in and waves

19:06 * LisaSquarePants head hurts even more now

19:06 <DashedRainbows> Good afternoon

19:06 <LisaSquarePants> hii :)

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19:07 <PezDar> Hi peeps

19:07 <DashedRainbows> LisaSquarePants: I assume you've tried stuff like drinking water, eating :\

19:07 <LisaSquarePants> sure

19:07 <Jet_Cirrus> How is everyone going?

19:07 <DashedRainbows> I hate being dizzy

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19:08 <LisaSquarePants> what about it DashedRainbows?

19:09 <LisaSquarePants> okay i'm gonnas tell my brotgher

19:09 <LisaSquarePants> byee

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19:09 <PinkiePie> Possible concussion there.

19:09 <DashedRainbows> That's usually my first response, especially water

19:09 <Jet_Cirrus> lol

19:10 <DashedRainbows> Nah

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19:37 * Thelema5 clicks "send" on an email about apples addressed to 9,000 recipients

19:37 <Princess-Luna> You monster!

19:38 <Thelema5> XD

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19:38 <wobniaR> Thelema5 confirmed apple spammer

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19:39 <wobniaR> Buy our apples! Come see apples! Apple pie, apple fritters, apple brown betty

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19:41 <Thelema5> Hey, they signed up for the "newsletter".

19:41 <wobniaR> Inb4 the email is actually 1000 different facts about apples

19:42 <Thelema5> wobniaR, very much like your first summary: https://goo.gl/YHtsOe

19:43 <Thelema5> "please come up from the city and give us your money. All we have are apples"

19:43 <wobniaR> Shut up and take my money

19:43 <Thelema5> :p

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19:44 <wobniaR> Is Futurama on netflix? I never actually finished watching that show

19:46 <Sour_Sweet> wobniaR: On U.S. Netflix yes

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19:47 <Sour_Sweet> Thelema5 confirmed for Apple Bloom.

19:48 * Thelema5 adjusts her bow

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19:53 <wobniaR> Pls

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19:53 <wobniaR> Applejack is by far the most obsessed apple pony

19:53 <wobniaR> Apple Bloom wants to do other stuff

19:53 <wobniaR> That's why her cutie mark has a heart with an apple in it

19:54 <Sour_Sweet> But Apple Bloom and her shady methodes to sell apples :-/

19:54 <wobniaR> Because ❤🍎

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19:54 <Sour_Sweet> Also adorbs cowgirl voice is adorbs

19:55 <Sour_Sweet> inb4 Apple Bloom is actually a sister of Flim and Flam

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19:57 * Divide grumbles, "Norton really burns my biscuits. Flippin' program blocks all internet usage unless there's an active account."

19:57 *** Divide is now known as Divide|Tech

19:57 <Thelema5> That would be an interesting turn of events, Sour_Sweet

19:58 <wobniaR> I get to deal with the enterprise client symantec endpoint protection Divide

19:58 <wobniaR> Lots of fun

19:58 * Thelema5 giggles over "burns my biscuits" :p

19:58 <wobniaR> It really butters my buns

19:59 * Surreal_Nightmares nomfs Thelema5.

19:59 <Sour_Sweet> Heh

19:59 <Sour_Sweet> My former employer had USB device whitelisting

19:59 *** SunsetShimmer is now known as Princess-Luna

19:59 <Sour_Sweet> Which was achieved using software from Symantec

20:00 <Sour_Sweet> Not very effective though. You could just buy the same model of USB stick and with a little bit of luck it works.

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20:00 <Sour_Sweet> (The vendor ID needs to be the same, so later revisions might not work)

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20:01 <Sour_Sweet> (Due to companies using multiple vendor IDs)

20:03 <wobniaR> Our usb protection is forced encryption via checkpoint

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20:13 <LogicMatrix> Boogity Boogity Brains

20:14 <wobniaR> Ugh today's been such a busy day

20:14 <wobniaR> I want to go home already and play more dual destinies

20:15 <Divide|Tech> Thelema5: Nothing wrong with that turn of phrase... <.<

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20:17 <Thelema5> There certainly isn't, Divide|Tech!  I found it delightful

20:17 * Princess-Luna boogitys LogicMatrix

20:18 <LogicMatrix> Yay!

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20:35 <Jet_Cirrus> helloooo

20:37 <Princess-Luna> Bonjoour

20:37 <Jet_Cirrus> saute

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20:38 <wobniaR> Bonjour?

20:38 <Jet_Cirrus> ca-va?

20:38 <Princess-Luna> xD

20:38 <wobniaR> Si

20:39 <Jet_Cirrus> ahhah moi bein

20:40 <Jet_Cirrus> that all i know

20:40 <Jet_Cirrus> ok?!

20:40 <Divide|Tech> Alo, Salut, Sunt Eu, un Haiduc.

20:40 <Jet_Cirrus> ha

20:40 <wobniaR> I know little to no French

20:41 <wobniaR> I did not psy much attention in French class

20:41 <Princess-Luna> lol

20:41 <Jet_Cirrus> im Canadian so i should know english and french which American people say

20:41 <Divide|Tech> o/` Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei...

20:41 <wobniaR> And if i say omelette du fromage again someone will kill me

20:42 <Jet_Cirrus> omelette and cheese

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21:00 <LogicMatrix> Yeah groovy

21:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by ExplodingPonyToast: Music: Daniel Ingram - Legend of Everfree (Elias Frost Cover) [Folk Metal] [ http://tinyurl.com/j6xfyek ]

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21:06 <Divide|Tech> wobniaR: That's all you can saaaay...

21:11 <Thelema5> !log

21:11 <Unixkitty> https://unixkitty.com/logs/EquestriaDaily/latest.log.html

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21:28 <Moondoggie25> Hey everyone

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21:30 <Thelema5> Hello, Moondoggie25

21:30 <Thelema5> And goodbye, everypony else.  I'm heading home.

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21:31 <Moondoggie25> Later

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21:39 * Divide|Tech boops SunsetShimmer with a slice of strawberry and cream cheese streudel.

21:39 * SunsetShimmer oooohs and appreciates!

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22:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Animation: Changeling Job Interview  [ http://tinyurl.com/jmbcjm2 ]

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22:15 <LunaticHell> There are two ways to get clean, you get get a shower or you can chose the otter way. http://imgur.com/gallery/Ae0BfSh

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22:22 <Verandure> I didn't know there was an otter way.

22:23 <KooK_> It's a trap, don't click it

22:24 * Lumindia clicks

22:24 <Lumindia> o 3o

22:25 <Lumindia> oh my god that's adorable

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22:27 <LunaticHell> "hungry teddy bear" this doesn't sound any cute

22:27 <LunaticHell> http://imgur.com/gallery/2O9uohR

22:27 <LunaticHell> Welp, I was wrong.

22:27 * Twilight`Sparkle gnaws.

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22:27 <Lumindia> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

22:28 <Scootaloo> I'm home, here comes justice!

22:28 <Lumindia> aaaaaaaa

22:28 * Lumindia pulls Scootaloo into a TIGHT hug

22:28 <Scootaloo> Rude

22:28 <Sombra> Friendship has been detected.

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22:30 <SunsetShimmer> Apollu Yooostiss

22:31 <Lumindia> Friendship is imminent!

22:31 * Lumindia hugs SunsetShimmer

22:31 * SunsetShimmer hugs back! :P

22:31 <Lumindia> wow,

22:31 <Lumindia> Try saying "Sunset Shimmer" ten times fast

22:31 <Lumindia> It's a dang tongue twister

22:32 <Sombra> I can do it.

22:32 <Sombra> But try saying silly sally sits by the seashore five times fast.

22:32 * SunsetShimmer says some sweet silly stuff - try that one 5 times fast

22:32 <Lumindia> nfejwaa

22:37 * LunaticHell laughs loudly, lampshading Luna's lovely lyrics.

22:37 <Scootaloo> Nerd nerd nerd nerd NERD

22:37 <Scootaloo> Easy

22:37 <Sombra> How nerdy is she?

22:38 <Scootaloo> Super extra nerdy

22:38 <Sombra> Sounds like my kinda gal.

22:38 <LunaticHell> A better cheer? Dosn't effect foolish grumpy hippies. o. o

22:39 <Lumindia> Luna is a qt

22:39 <EndenDragon> :< equestria daily hasnt replied to my submission email

22:39 * Lumindia wants to brush her mane

22:39 <LunaticHell> Indeed she is, Lumi.

22:39 <LunaticHell> That's why she's my character in Titan's Quest.

22:40 <LunaticHell> And then I find an item called "Shroud of Eternal Night", how fitting.

22:41 <Electron> Good night time, kind sane creatures.

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22:43 <SunsetShimmer> EndenDragon: That happens sometimes, I suppose

22:45 <Lumindia> SO

22:45 <Lumindia> I found out why Gandhi is such a jerk in the early Civ games

22:45 <Scootaloo> I'm surprised equestria daily hasn't posted about Woonatale yet

22:45 <Lumindia> His agression score suffers an interger underflow

22:45 <Twilight`Sparkle> Yep.

22:45 <Scootaloo> You figure anything with moonstuck would be popular

22:45 *** Madness is now known as DARK

22:46 <EndenDragon> lol i got featured 3 times since the past year. and now they just dont reply :(

22:46 <EndenDragon> after a 4 month haitus

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22:48 <LunaticHell> hey Twilight, this is how greeting are done best. https://derpibooru.org/593928

22:51 <Divide|Tech> Lumindia: So that when you get democratic with him, he starts throwing nukes around.  This was later made into an easter egg in other games - while Ghandi starts out very nice, he's also the most likely to start with the mushroom clouds.

22:51 *** SleepFrame is now known as FreezeFrame

22:55 <LunaticHell> Good news, everyone.

22:55 <LunaticHell> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfNRPKKF4qU

22:55 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about FAN-O-RAMA - A Futurama Fan Film

22:57 <Lumindia> heh

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22:59 * Electron offers LunaticHell a fresh cucumber

23:00 <LunaticHell> Thanks. o. o

23:00 * LunaticHell noms the cucumber.

23:00 * Not-Renny offers LunaticHell day old crossciants

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23:01 <LunaticHell> Ohkay

23:01 <Not-Renny> :b

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23:01 * LunaticHell turns the day old crossiants into french toast style crossiants.

23:01 <Not-Renny> Yep

23:02 <Gladiolus> gasp

23:02 <Gladiolus> a lewd Not-Renny

23:02 * Gladiolus boops Not-Renny

23:02 <Gladiolus> wait wrong room

23:02 <Gladiolus> ignore me uh

23:02 <Not-Renny> Yepwhat

23:02 <Gladiolus> two rooms show up as eerily similar on this client >..>

23:02 <Not-Renny> ._.

23:02 * Not-Renny is not lewd either way :v

23:03 * Not-Renny gives Gladiolus stale bread as punishment

23:03 * Gladiolus ded

23:04 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Drawfriend Stuff #2029 [ http://tinyurl.com/je3vwau ]

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23:09 * Heartbreak hick-squeakalels!

23:09 <Electron> Heh.

23:10 <Scootaloo> That's unlegal

23:10 <Verandure> Horse hiccups.

23:11 <Not-Renny> You're unlegal :v

23:11 <Scootaloo> No you

23:12 <Not-Renny> V:

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23:24 * Surreal_Nightmares sits on a Scootaloo

23:24 <Scootaloo> !flip

23:24 * DerpyBot flips a muffin

23:24 * DerpyBot catches the muffin with her hoof, upside down

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23:25 <LunaticHell> Aw the little undead creepy ghost girl is secretly into ponies <3 http://i.imgur.com/uUpPJi4.jpg

23:25 <wobniaR> Everyone seems to love to /me me whenever i use the Scoots nick

23:26 <wobniaR> Now i know how you feel SunsetShimmer

23:26 <SunsetShimmer> x3

23:27 <LunaticHell> I epsecially like to see when VinylScratch is in use, but in the end it's just optical differences in names that causes a stimulation on asociated memories that are linked to different emotions.

23:28 <wobniaR> In other words you like ponies

23:28 <LunaticHell> 'xatly.

23:29 <LunaticHell> I especially love to see when Celestia is depicted as brilliant mastermind and capable ruler.

23:29 <LunaticHell> So to say...fanfic deciptions.

23:29 <LunaticHell> (oooooooooooh)

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23:31 <LunaticHell> hey SunsetShimmer, I've got something pretty smart for you.

23:31 <SunsetShimmer> Oh?

23:31 <LunaticHell> It let's you watch two abridged series' in one.

23:32 <LunaticHell> A crossover between two MLP abridge series.

23:33 <SunsetShimmer> Ehhh, that just sounds like a headache. XD

23:33 <LunaticHell> In a good way.

23:33 <LunaticHell> It always spawned a mini series that will be of your intrest, because it stars two of your favorite ponies.

23:34 <LunaticHell> Princess Luna aaaaaaand....

23:34 <LunaticHell> *drum roll* Princess Luna.

23:34 <SunsetShimmer> Pffft. :P

23:34 <LunaticHell> -always how did that get in?

23:34 <LunaticHell> It's a mini series with the Princess Luna of both universes having a bit of a letter friendship.

23:36 <LunaticHell> Oh by the by, Kanterlot (the universe of Friendship is for Adults) actually has a capable Princess Celestia, who to thunk, eh?

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23:36 <Twilight`Sparkle> Uh...

23:37 <Twilight`Sparkle> This seems to imply actual Celestia is not capable.

23:37 <LunaticHell> Lemme rephrase that to escape a vacation on the moon *ahem*

23:37 <LunaticHell> This version has us actually see her doing very capable work.

23:38 <LunaticHell> I can't word today. 6. 9

23:38 <Twilight`Sparkle> You mean her awesomeness occurs onscreen as opposed to being implied or in flashbacks.

23:38 <LunaticHell> Yes.

23:41 <LunaticHell> Noteworthy is that the elements (mane six - twilight) have served under Celestia already 7 years prior to the first episode and they recieved expert training in espionage and under-cover ops under her guidence. With which they follow a tradition of element holders esteblished by Celestia and kept in secretcy for 100s of years.

23:41 <LunaticHell> Sorry for the wall of text

23:41 <Twilight`Sparkle> K.

23:42 <LunaticHell> Also Twilight once tried to overthrow Celestia with the use of a revolutionary army...

23:43 * Twilight`Sparkle sips tea.

23:43 <Twilight`Sparkle> It's like chess, see..

23:43 <Twilight`Sparkle> We do this every century or so.

23:44 <LunaticHell> You'll love that Twilight, then.

23:44 * Twilight`Sparkle turns LunaticHell into an orange.

23:44 * LunaticHell is not surprised.

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23:50 <LunaticHell> So err yeah, Twilight, you should check it out.

23:50 <LunaticHell> Especially the voice of Twilight is expertly done.

23:51 <LunaticHell> Which I actually need to quantify a bit more, but first I need more coke.

23:52 <LunaticHell> Before I forget, this abridged series has one advantage over every single other one.

23:53 <LunaticHell> No obvious idiot characters.

23:53 <Twilight`Sparkle> Thank you for the recommendation, but I'm not a fan of abridged series in general.

23:53 <LunaticHell> Actually it's a bit more than that.

23:54 <LunaticHell> It does have audio dramas for holiday specials.

23:54 <SunsetShimmer> I think Twi's saying thanks but no thanks. :P

23:54 <LunaticHell> k

23:54 <LunaticHell> I just thought if not the abridged series, then maybe the audio dramas.

23:55 <Twilight`Sparkle> Nah. I like reading.

23:55 <Twilight`Sparkle> I tend to miss information if I'm only listening.

23:55 <LunaticHell> Maybe I can find the text to go with it.

23:56 <Twilight`Sparkle> Literally the only place I'll listen to an audiobook is if I'm driving.

23:56 <Twilight`Sparkle> But also also I'm not too interested in the fan works right now.

23:56 <LunaticHell> k

23:56 <Twilight`Sparkle> And with me the more someone pushes the more I resist.

23:57 <LunaticHell> *meep*

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