Log archive of EquestriaDaily for Tuesday, 2016-11-22

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00:03 <Sour_Sweet> D'aww https://derpibooru.org/1300772

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00:12 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Rememberance Episode 4 - What If?  [ http://tinyurl.com/jktcdka ]

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00:16 <Sour_Sweet> Haha. No intention to go into politics, but getting your /secret/ anti-terror  plan leaked by holding it in your hand casually while high res cameras are around is somewhat hilarious.

00:16 <Phantasma_Eeria> Trump?

00:18 <Sour_Sweet> No. One of his potential ministers I believe though.

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00:18 <Sour_Sweet> Doesn't matter who it is: I'd laugh no matter what

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00:19 <Phantasma_Eeria> If they're American and/or politicians I'll laugh at their expense any day

00:20 <Heartbreak> ... trump is a moron...

00:20 <Phantasma_Eeria> Indeed, also hey Heartbreak

00:21 <Sour_Sweet> Pssst Heartbreak.

00:22 <Heartbreak> What, Sour_Sweet?

00:22 <Heartbreak> I swear, if it's something stupid...

00:22 <Phantasma_Eeria> It probably is

00:22 <Sour_Sweet> Oh I guess you Murricans say "Hush"

00:22 <Heartbreak> Sour_Sweet Dumplings.

00:22 <Sour_Sweet> As in: Better don't bring that up here

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00:23 <Heartbreak> Pffffffft. Trump's a moron, any 'suuuuuuuuuper secret 'secrets'' he has are pretty much out in the open if he has them in the open.

00:24 <Sour_Sweet> I tried ....

00:24 <Heartbreak> I guess America gets to know what it's like to have a president that's an outright embarrassment for a while.

00:24 <Heartbreak> I won't be surprised if he wets himself and needs nappies changed in a few years.

00:25 <Phantasma_Eeria> Yeah none of that idiotic stuff happens in Bri- oh wait...

00:25 <Heartbreak> Yeah, now father and son can go "We used to rule the world, you know."

00:26 <Schism> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST86JM1RPl0

00:26 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Tears For Fears - "Everybody Wants To Rule The World" - ORIGINAL VIDEO

00:26 <Phantasma_Eeria> Yeah, we can say to our much larger son "we used to rule it all, and now we have nothing, so put down the damn cake"

00:27 <Schism> o/` Turn your back on mother nature...

00:27 <Phantasma_Eeria> That moment when your brain is being smarter than you

00:28 <Sour_Sweet> http://ponybot.net/pix/4671.png

00:29 <Phantasma_Eeria> Three seconds later Celestia turned GladOS into a toaster because the cake was a lie

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00:32 <Sour_Sweet> I love it when I think of something utterly silly, google it and of course somebody has already drawn it.

00:32 <Fn> True that

00:33 <Fn> But I apparently am ahead of google

00:33 <Fn> I can't find things done, so I would need to make them happen myself instead...

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00:33 <Fn> The beans of being creative, but lazy

00:34 <Sour_Sweet> Oh I only gave that with silly things because all the silly things exist already

00:34 <Sour_Sweet> Have*

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00:36 <Schism> Randomly: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/109516/1/dear-friend/touch-wax-seal-to-open

00:37 <CleverDerpy> Sour_Sweet, if it exists, there is silly of it

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00:47 <Lumindia> awww yeeee

00:47 <Lumindia> 2177 in Overwatch competitive

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00:53 <SunsetShimmer> x3

00:54 <SunsetShimmer> I'll probably score a bit better in the season 3 placements - I'm wiser to things now, lol

00:54 <Valiant> I reached 2600 or so what a season

00:54 <Valiant> placed at 2450, fell to 1966

00:54 <Valiant> and then back to 2600 and down to 2490

00:55 <SunsetShimmer> I've accepted my poor performance at around 1300

00:55 <Valiant> o3o

00:55 <SunsetShimmer> yes. :P

00:57 * Filly_Nightmares hats on Papa Valiant

00:58 <Valiant> .3.

00:59 * Lumindia hugs Valiant and Surry

00:59 * Valiant cuddles Lumindia

00:59 <Lumindia> <3 <3

00:59 <Valiant> I recognize your nick but I rarely see you .w.

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01:03 <unicodingunicorn> Lumindia!

01:03 * unicodingunicorn snuggles!

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01:04 * Filly_Nightmares cuddles Lumindia, c

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01:05 <Pi> http://imgur.com/gallery/lSSPK

01:05 * Filly_Nightmares cuddles unicodingunicorn and Valiant!

01:05 * Cepheid flops.

01:05 * Valiant licks Cepheid

01:05 <Cepheid> Eep.

01:05 * Filly_Nightmares flops onto Cepheid

01:06 * Cepheid flops onto Filly_Nightmares, who has flopped onto Cepheid, creating an interesting topological situation.

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01:08 <Cepheid> Curse that bagel from this morning.  Either that, or I'm sick.  More likely the latter, or even a combination.

01:10 * Filly_Nightmares giggles and licks Cepheid

01:11 * Cepheid is disturbed by all the licking. He promptly rushes off to take a quick shower.

01:16 * Filly_Nightmares hats on Cepheid

01:20 <Schism> Oh, new chapter of Starlight over Detrot tonight, that's always awesome.

01:20 <Cepheid> I have grown so accustomed to the modified names of cities that I didn't perceive that as a typo.

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01:21 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by The Illustrious Q: Black Friday Sale at Tony Fleecs Website - 25% OFF all Original Comic Art [ http://tinyurl.com/je989n9 ]

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01:21 <Schism> That's because it's not.  It's a film noir version of Equestria, set some 60 or 70 years after the events of the series.

01:22 <Schism> As most film noir, it starts off with a murder, an old grizzled cop and a rookie, and they stumble across something that could tear the world to shreds.

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01:29 <Cepheid> Debating if I want to game, or lay in bed.  Mostly because I feel if I keep laying in bed, I'll get a headache.

01:30 <Schism> Well, I might beat my head against Rabi-Ribi a bit more.

01:30 <Schism> Which is... really the only way to describe it.

01:30 <Cepheid> Heh.

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01:33 <Schism> Kinda sad, by the way.  Starlight over Detrot is nearly done.  ;-;  There's always room for sequels, but this has been a great fic.

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01:35 <Schism> There is one character you might appreciate, Cepheid.

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01:36 <Schism> A well educated Diamond Dog philosopher who lives in an oversized wine barrel and never wanted to be a part of this in the first place.

01:36 <Cepheid> Heh.

01:36 <Cepheid> I'm not a fan of fanfiction though.

01:36 <Schism> Dogenes.

01:37 <Schism> I know, but this guy fits in so well.  Especially with the pun.

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01:42 <Cepheid> "Did you just assume my gender!?  TRIGGERED"! - As a joke to me.  My response?  "Oh go trigger a trap card. :P"

01:50 <Cepheid> Also, today was the first day I heard Christmas music at a grocery store.

01:50 <Cepheid> I kind of want to stab someone for that.

01:50 <Schism> I've been hearing it for weeks.

01:50 <Schism> I think the LCBO started it off - in small form - right after Halloween.

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01:53 <Cepheid> I only just started hearing it a lot today.

01:54 <Cepheid> One of the local malls finally put up it's Santa station as well.

01:54 <Schism> Eughhh... well, think of it this way.  At least you only have to be hearing it for just over a month.

01:54 <Cepheid> ...

01:55 <Schism> I'm serious.  When I was working retail, I heard it for just over two.

01:55 <Cepheid> So, Microsoft had to apologize for a perceived slur in an e-mail about Dead Rising 4.  The word?  "NNNNNGGGGGHHHAAAA!"

01:55 <Schism> Kind of a stock scream, that?

01:55 <Cepheid> Yeah.

01:55 <Cepheid> I give up with the US.  It's full of stupid people.

01:56 <Schism> Don't get me wrong, but... that's just plain silly.

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02:00 <Cepheid> http://imgur.com/a/926HG Geezus, this cat looks a lot like Simba did.  Facial structure's a bit different, though.

02:00 <Cepheid> Though that may be because the mask on his face is slightly different from Simba's.  Simba's mask had a v-shape going down and around the eyes.

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02:12 <Cepheid> You know what just occurred to me?

02:12 <Cepheid> People debated that white-gold/blue-black dress more than they debated their local politics.

02:12 <Cepheid> And now I've reminded all of you about that atrocity as well. :P

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02:22 <Cepheid> I really wonder why Spitfire has to make a "Mrrow~!" meow when he jumps up onto the table in front of me and walks off.

02:22 <Divide> Cepheid: Streaming now.

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02:26 <Cepheid> I really should speedrun that game some time.

02:27 <Cepheid> Ah, that room.  One of the hardest rooms to do on a 0% challenge.

02:28 <Cepheid> I am bleeding again.

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02:30 <Cepheid> It goes on for a while, yeah.

02:35 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Octavia: Nightly Discussion #903 [ http://tinyurl.com/h3t2fg9 ]

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02:40 <Cepheid> Ah yes, Saya.

02:40 <Cepheid> Where was she hiding!?

02:43 <Cepheid> I know this game too well.

02:44 <Cepheid> Much as I'd like to keep watching, I'm gonna go lay down and get some sleep.

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02:44 <Cepheid> Head feels a little loopy.

02:44 <Cepheid> I'll be back tomorrow, most likely.

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03:05 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by ExplodingPonyToast: Music: ertrii - Please Be Quiet [Chill House] [ http://tinyurl.com/zczj4c8 ]

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03:14 <Divide|Streaming> Huh...

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03:16 <Divide|Streaming> Okay, I'm going to reload before I beat that boss, because it was a lot of fun.

03:20 * Surreal_Nightmares hats on Divide|Streaming

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03:30 <Divide|Streaming> Darnit, Cephy.

03:31 <Twilight`Sparkle> what did he do?

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03:43 <Divide|Streaming> Led me to believe that one boss would be easier than expected.

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03:43 <Divide|Streaming> I'm streaming at http://twitch.tv/schismatism if anyone wants to watch an odd sort of game.

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04:01 <Schism> So yea, that was... a thing.

04:01 <Schism> Clearly I need more badges.

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04:05 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Sassy Saddles Gets a Source Model  [ http://tinyurl.com/hp44zpu ]

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04:20 <Thelema5> Hello, everypony

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04:22 <KooK> My mom is trying to kill me

04:22 <Thelema5> That seems counterproductive, seeing as she is the one who created you

04:22 <KooK> She created me and she's trying to kill me via her cooking

04:23 <Thelema5> Sounds drastic.  What's on the menu?

04:24 <KooK> Yesterdays menu was pulled pork, I looked at it and told her "Are you 100% positive you cooked it ALL THE WAY THROUGH and AT THE PROPER TEMPERATURE?"

04:24 <KooK> I have spent probably 30-45 minutes on the toilet groaning obscenities and I almost tore the sink from the wall

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04:25 <Thelema5> Yuck

04:25 <KooK> I thought it was done, I payed back down in bed and less than 5 minutes later I had to run back.

04:26 <Thelema5> I understand your pain.

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04:26 <Thelema5> Attention body: prepare for mass evacuation

04:26 <KooK> I'm going to have to wash the rug in front of me tomorrow, I've probably accumulated a quart of spit on it.

04:27 <Thelema5> Take some pepto

04:28 <KooK> I have none, this doesn't happen because I cook almost all of my own meals and I'm always very careful if I go out to eat.  I have a glass stomach to an extreme.

04:29 <KooK> I think round two is over for now

04:29 <KooK> Round 1 was insanity

04:33 <Thelema5> On the flip side, I'm preparing for my special birthday trip to the best chinese buffet in a 50 mile radius for my birthday.  Pretty sure that place would kill you.

04:33 <Thelema5> I'm not so sure they place a lot of importance on hygine XD

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04:33 <Thelema5> Ded

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04:34 <SunsetShimmer> Ded 2

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04:35 <Cepheid> Bleh... Can't sleep.

04:36 * Schism grumbles, and gnaws on Cepheid's ears.

04:36 <Cepheid> Ow.

04:36 <Schism> That stupid crystal boss.

04:36 <Thelema5> Sombra?

04:37 <Schism> No, no.  This one's a set of seven crystals in rainbow form, each with their own attacks.  Easy enough to take down, but I just had to take them down a second time because it was so much fun.

04:37 <Schism> Which is was, but those opening attacks just moidored me.

04:37 <Cepheid> I found using the spinning hammer jump to be very effective.

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04:38 <Schism> I actually find using Ribbon's charged sun attack to be really quite good there.

04:38 <KooK> Catching up on SU, brb

04:38 <Schism> Especially when they're all together and spinning, you get to hit all seven at once with the boosted one.

04:39 <Cepheid> Heh.

04:39 <Cepheid> Amazingly I took out most of the crystal boss with the spinning hammer jump.

04:40 <Cepheid> The rest was just standard attacks and shots.

04:40 <Schism> Oh, I can get that, and I should try that.  Yellow shot works well against it in general, though, as you wind up hitting virtually everything with 100 HP a charge.

04:40 <Thelema5> KooK, I haven't caught up myself... so no spoilers please

04:41 <Schism> Not as good as the hammer, but yeah.

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04:49 <Electron> :З

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04:51 * Cepheid pops his fingers.

04:51 * Cepheid moves right hand, his wrist makes unearthly crackling and popping noises.

04:51 <iandroid> Hello everypony

04:51 <Electron> I just woke up.

04:52 * Electron waves to iandroid

04:52 <iandroid> !muffin

04:52 <DerpyBot> Muffins!! You have any? :3

04:52 <iandroid> Yes

04:52 <DerpyBot> Thank you!!

04:52 * DerpyBot glomps iandroid

04:52 <iandroid> What's good in the hood?

04:53 <Thelema5> Hi there, iandroid

04:53 * Cepheid sings along to God Eater 2 Rage Burst - Blood Rage.

04:54 <Thelema5> What's good?  Still breathing.

04:54 <Cepheid> Same.

04:54 <Cepheid> I also, for the first time in almost 17 years, felt an intense desire to want to punch someone in the family jewels today.

04:54 <Thelema5> Woah.

04:55 <Thelema5> I've not heard that expression in a long time.  A long time.

04:55 <Thelema5> What happened?

04:55 <Cepheid> My employer hired someone who is incredibly racist, incredibly sexist, has an unbelievably foul mouth, and belittles people left and right.

04:55 <Cepheid> Not even 30 minutes in his presence, and I just wanted to drop kick him and make him hurt.

04:56 <Electron> Jeez, calm dowm.

04:56 <Thelema5> Your company hired my father?  I thought he was comfortably retired.

04:56 <Electron> Violence is a bad reply.

04:56 <Cepheid> Electron:  I know.  That's why I filed a complaint instead.

04:56 <Thelema5> Good choice

04:56 <Electron> Good.

04:57 <Cepheid> Just because I feel an urge to use violence doesn't mean I will.

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04:57 * Twilight`Sparkle balances a Ruby on Cepheid's head.

04:57 <iandroid> Good on you for reporting his butt

04:57 <Cepheid> Unfortunately he won't be fired.

04:58 <Cepheid> You could kill someone and you'd not get fired.  This company will not fire anyone for any reason.

04:58 * Schism sips some of what's left of that one bottle of Crystal Pepsi.

04:58 <Twilight`Sparkle> Why do you still have that.

04:58 <SunsetShimmer> its new.

04:58 <SunsetShimmer> :P

04:58 <Cepheid> I tried it.

04:58 <Cepheid> It was unbelievably sweet.

04:58 <Schism> Because it was re-released in Canada just this month.

04:58 <Cepheid> Dude, this month?

04:58 <Twilight`Sparkle> Dammit, Canada.

04:58 <Thelema5> Schism,I've been looking for crystal pepsi in my area, but I don't think it's available

04:58 <Cepheid> It's been around for two or three months now.

04:58 <Schism> Not to my taste, really, but it's okay.

04:59 <Twilight`Sparkle> Stop bringing back dead things.

04:59 <Cepheid> I should know.  I've been counting it.

04:59 <Schism> There was some limit...?  I don't know for sure.

04:59 <Ember_Flicker> What about surge?

04:59 <Ember_Flicker> They brought that back

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04:59 <Cepheid> Indeed.

04:59 <Thelema5> Youtuber LA Beast spearheaded the crystal pepsi rebirth

04:59 <Cepheid> And that's on America. :P

04:59 <Twilight`Sparkle> First it was moose, now it's Crystal Pepsi.

04:59 <Schism> Either way, it's not great, but it's not bad.  Just... meh.

04:59 <Schism> Like cola-flavoured Sprite, really.

04:59 <Cepheid> ... Wait, moose?  We brought back a dead moose?

04:59 <Thelema5> Heh

05:00 <iandroid> I have heard of this legendary soda that I've never had called bawls

05:00 <Twilight`Sparkle> (I'm building an alternate history, here, just roll with it)

05:00 <Cepheid> Schism:  It tasted like sugar mixed with soda water.  Just that.  Sugar with soda water.

05:00 <Ember_Flicker> Eeyup

05:00 <Ember_Flicker> It's an okay drink

05:00 <Cepheid> iandroid:  I've tried that.  It's nothing spectacular.

05:00 <Schism> Bawls is... acceptable.

05:00 <Thelema5> Do they still produce jolt?

05:00 <Cepheid> Tastes a lot like pepsi, I find.

05:00 <Ember_Flicker> I think so

05:00 <Twilight`Sparkle> I want my Fanta Cassis.

05:00 <Cepheid> I prefer green apple rockstar.  Or at least, I did until I decided that I am finally going to quit caffiene for good.

05:00 <Schism> I am probably the only person here who's ever tasted Orangina.

05:00 <Twilight`Sparkle> North america is devoid, or at least my areas.

05:00 <Twilight`Sparkle> HAH!

05:01 <Thelema5> I've had Oringina.

05:01 <Twilight`Sparkle> You'd be WRONG.

05:01 <Cepheid> Since my blood pressure reached a record high of 186 over 116, and it seems to be related to caffiene.

05:01 * Cepheid is not entirely sure how he is still alive.

05:01 <Thelema5> I love the bottles Oringina was sold in

05:01 <Ember_Flicker> lol

05:01 <Twilight`Sparkle> Little bulb thing, yes.

05:01 <Thelema5> Yup

05:01 <Schism> well, who am I to argue then.  :P Orangina is pretty meh, but of course, who can say anything bad about their advertising?

05:01 <Ember_Flicker> I used to drink stuff like that. Then I started seeing things...

05:01 <Twilight`Sparkle> I see things all the time.

05:01 <Ember_Flicker> You too?

05:01 <Thelema5> Vision is a thing

05:02 <Ember_Flicker> lol

05:02 <Twilight`Sparkle> Yeah, like words on a screen.

05:02 <Schism> Yeah, Crystal Pepsi ... erghnm.  Nah.  Worth trying, not worth trying twice.

05:02 <Thelema5> Do kids these days still have tang, the space-age treat?

05:02 <Ember_Flicker> I wonder what the world would be like if everyone took everything literally....

05:02 <Cepheid> Lately I've not been seeing things.  I've been seeing things.

05:02 <Cepheid> Er, feeling*

05:02 <Schism> Thelema5: You kidding?  I see Tang all over the place.

05:02 <Twilight`Sparkle> Tampico!

05:02 <Cepheid> I've got a painful headache all over my head.  Also bleeding.

05:02 <Thelema5> Oh, cool.  It's uncommon in my regions

05:02 <Thelema5> *region

05:03 <Schism> Cepheid.  ... are you infected by a rogue AI?

05:03 <Cepheid> No.

05:03 <SunsetShimmer> Maybe he IS a rogue AI

05:03 <Schism> You're sure of that.

05:03 <Cepheid> I likely just have a sinus head issue weakening blood vessels right now.

05:03 <Ember_Flicker> dun dun dun!

05:03 <Schism> Okay, seriously, doctor.

05:03 <Cepheid> Since the headaches are sinus headaches.

05:04 <Cepheid> Geezus, I'm fine.  I'm not dying.  It's sinus-related.

05:04 <Ember_Flicker> horse radish

05:04 <Cepheid> Plus it's also dry as of late, what with this cold.

05:04 <Ember_Flicker> opens the sinus' real good

05:04 <Cepheid> I wish I could.

05:04 <Thelema5> Horse Radish will clear mucus from the sinus cavity, but it won't heal an infection

05:04 <Schism> Drainage could possibly be helpful... maybe.

05:04 <Cepheid> I don't think we even have horseradish.

05:04 <Ember_Flicker> Oh if that's what it is then the best thing to do would be nasal spray

05:04 <Cepheid> Let me go check.

05:05 <Thelema5> Saline irrigation is in order

05:05 <Ember_Flicker> It works though.

05:05 <Twilight`Sparkle> Cepheid has long history of sinus infection thingy.

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05:05 <Thelema5> "long history" to say the least

05:05 <Ember_Flicker> Or hot sauce

05:05 <Schism> I will drive a boat through your nasal cavities, Thelema5.  Saline irrigation to deal with a long running viral infection on the sinuses?

05:06 <Cepheid> Long history is an understatement.

05:06 <Cepheid> More like "It's existed since I was born."

05:06 <Thelema5> Only to temporarily relieve symptoms

05:06 <Cepheid> Tried saline irrigation, Schism.

05:06 <Schism> Thelema5 suggested it first.

05:06 <Cepheid> Ah.

05:07 <Ember_Flicker> Might need a special concoction of something

05:07 <Cepheid> You want my honest opinion on how to best solve the problem?

05:07 <Ember_Flicker> horse radish and wasabi

05:07 <Ember_Flicker> combined

05:07 <Twilight`Sparkle> Replace with cybernetics.

05:07 <Schism> Thelema5: Hey, here's an idea.  Stick a bottle of sriracha up your left nostril and squirt.  The resultant pain will leave you unable to feel anything else for weeks.

05:07 <Cepheid> It's clear there's a blockage that's causing the infection to build up in my sinuses, putting pressure on everything(and inflaming everything, causing a recursive issue).

05:07 * Thelema5 tries this

05:07 <Ember_Flicker> lol

05:08 <Cepheid> So the best solution would be to literally open up the sinus passages, and install structural tubing to ensure that drainage is always possible.

05:08 <Ember_Flicker> ghost pepper sauce is worse

05:08 <Cepheid> Since inflammation seems to close off the passages, which leads to the pressure buildup.

05:08 <Schism> Sriracha won't straight-up murder you.  Probably.

05:08 <Thelema5> Cepheid, I actually know a musician who had that proceedure done to improve his vocal performance

05:08 <Ember_Flicker> hence the headaches

05:08 <Cepheid> Thus, force the passages to stay open permanently via structural tubing of some sort, and it'll probably clear up.

05:08 <Thelema5> It was a minor operation, as he recounted

05:09 <Cepheid> But I'd need a serious cleaning of the sinuses beforehand.  The infection is semi-solid on one side of my face.

05:09 <Thelema5> Yeah

05:09 <Ember_Flicker> Then it seems structural tubing is the best route for the long run unless you don't mind it

05:09 <Schism> Hmm, that is an interesting operation... but... how would it function in the end when dealing with an infection like that?

05:09 <Cepheid> It shows up on bloody x-rays.

05:09 <Cepheid> Schism:  It won't get rid of the infection.  It'd alleviate the pressure though.

05:10 <Schism> Sorry, I have a weird brain, and so I'm just considering how that'd result in the end run...

05:10 <Cepheid> The cause of the infection is unknown, and will remain so until someone does a biopsy of every possible section of my nasal and sinus passages(And even then it's not guaranteed), or you know, removes all biological material from my sinuses period.

05:10 <Cepheid> Which itself would probably kill me.

05:11 <Ember_Flicker> ooh yeah that's bad

05:11 <Ember_Flicker> So you will forever have a nasal voice

05:11 <Cepheid> Alternatively

05:11 <Ember_Flicker> until further notice at least

05:11 <Cepheid> ER, alternatively, a more extensive solution would be restructuring of the skull.

05:11 <Ember_Flicker> ...

05:12 <Ember_Flicker> That's a bit...much

05:12 <Cepheid> Yeah.

05:12 <Ember_Flicker> Structural tubing

05:12 <Cepheid> In any case, I have no horseradish.  Got plenty of sriracha though.

05:12 * Cepheid consumes.

05:12 <Twilight`Sparkle> Replace with robot nose.

05:12 <Ember_Flicker> lol

05:12 <Ember_Flicker> That won't do it

05:12 <Ember_Flicker> if you want to go all the way try ghost pepper.

05:13 <Ember_Flicker> That stuff will burn

05:13 <iandroid> You could just upload your brain to cyberspace, leave this meat body behind

05:13 <Ember_Flicker> We aren't that advanced just yet

05:14 * Cepheid consumes a tablespoon of sriracha sauce and swishes it around for a good 30 seconds. He does it again with a second tablespoons.

05:14 <Cepheid> iandroid:  If I could do that, I would.

05:14 <Ember_Flicker> As far as I know we have a gyroscopic plate that can hold a beer in place

05:14 <Ember_Flicker> whilst dancing

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05:15 * Cepheid sits there. Suddenly he begins to sweat profusely.

05:15 <Thelema5> Cepheid, I am also waiting for an opportunity to upload my consciousness

05:15 <Ember_Flicker> If we were that advanced we'd be creating gods

05:15 <Thelema5> I believe the tech will become available in my lifetime

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05:16 <Ember_Flicker> A being with access to any and all info

05:16 <Electron> ( '-')

05:16 <Ember_Flicker> Even your facebook...

05:16 <Cepheid> We already have access to any and all info as it is, and much of it's garbage.

05:16 <Thelema5> I don't enjoy being tethered to a meat-puppet

05:16 <Ember_Flicker> lol true

05:16 <Ember_Flicker> nowadays it's hard to find truth in the internet

05:16 <Twilight`Sparkle> I'm pretty sure that the tech'll never be able to get "you" specifically.

05:17 <Twilight`Sparkle> Just a copy.

05:17 <Ember_Flicker> When in fact it's a repost of a repost of a repost

05:17 <Twilight`Sparkle> A la that game, Soma.

05:17 <Thelema5> Pls.  The internet makes more information available to every person than even kings have had in the past

05:17 <iandroid> Thelema5: why should you care about a digital copy of yourself?

05:17 <Thelema5> I don't want a "copy".  I would prefer to be an AI

05:18 <Ember_Flicker> I feel like that movie I robot would become a reality sooner than we thought

05:19 <iandroid> Thelema5: but scanning your brain would only let you make a copy

05:19 <Ember_Flicker> which in turn would only have info that you have at that time you copied yourself

05:19 <Cepheid> There we go, sense of taste is back.

05:19 <Thelema5> The brain is the entirety of my self; my body is just a fallible biological processor which perpetuates the processes of the brain

05:20 <Thelema5> Sensors and robotics

05:20 <Cepheid> There may be components we are unable to detect that defines our consciousness.

05:20 <Twilight`Sparkle> But if you upload yourself, and exist in two places at the same time ... well, then you've got a copy.

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05:21 <SunsetShimmer> One of them has to be a copy, its just logic. :P

05:21 * Cepheid uploads himself into a computer as an AI. Kills the copy.

05:21 <Twilight`Sparkle> There is, of course, the brain in a jar scenario, but that's not uploading.

05:21 <Thelema5> Or a symbiotic twin

05:22 <Twilight`Sparkle> ...Still not "you"

05:22 <SunsetShimmer> You are the meatpuppet and brain. :P

05:22 <SunsetShimmer> anything made after that is the copy

05:22 <Twilight`Sparkle> Twins are not a single person, after all.

05:23 <Thelema5> Fair enough, but in practice it doesn't matter.  Only the continuation of consciousness matters

05:23 <Twilight`Sparkle> In practice, it wouldn't be a continuation of a consciousness.

05:23 <SunsetShimmer> Wouldn't mind one of me in every country, with yearly reunions to find out who's doing the best

05:23 <Twilight`Sparkle> It would be the creation a new consciousness based on a pre-existing one.

05:23 <iandroid> Cepheid: so you'd be OK with copying yourself, then having the copy kill you?

05:23 <Thelema5> If my memories and experiences influence the decisions of a future entity, that's good enough

05:24 <SunsetShimmer> Have a dog. :P

05:24 <Twilight`Sparkle> Or a son/daughter.

05:24 <iandroid> SunsetShimmer: no! We tried that in Too Many Pinkie Pies

05:24 <SunsetShimmer> xD

05:24 <Twilight`Sparkle> ...what, having a dog?

05:24 <SunsetShimmer> No, what i said earlier

05:24 <Twilight`Sparkle> oh, the reunion thing.

05:24 <SunsetShimmer> Yus

05:26 <Cepheid> iandroid:  THere is this thing, it's called a "joke".  I'm not sure if you've heard of it. :P

05:27 <iandroid> Nope, I'm very thick skinned, jokes hardly ever make it through ;_;

05:28 * Twilight`Sparkle attaches the joke to a spike.

05:28 <Cepheid> Fun thing about this song I'm listening to.  I can barely make out the lyrics, so the first line of the song, which is "I will win" sounds like "I will rend" which is much more awesome sounding, given the context of the song's usage and meaning. :P

05:28 <Twilight`Sparkle> This should help.

05:29 <iandroid> Cepheid: do you know the Hymn of Acxiom?

05:30 <Cepheid> Can't say I do.

05:33 <Cepheid> Hum.  Dyaus Pita and an Aether.  I got the weaponry but not the defenses.

05:34 <Cepheid> Actually, wait, I have the defense.  Immunity Buckler +10 should suffice.

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05:34 <iandroid> Acxiom is an advertising company that aggregates info about people

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05:35 <Schism> "In order, I found, to create a proper network, one should first create node points within the settled zones of Equestria.  The reasons for this were clear.  Settled zones would be cleared out, they would have locales which could be readily converted, and in general, the costs would be easier with which to deal.  All except... one cost.  The social."

05:35 <iandroid> https://youtu.be/KmuG4FC-n30

05:35 * Cepheid goes to stream game.

05:36 <iandroid> Schism, you're worrying me. What sort of network is this?

05:36 <Schism> A proper teleportation and transport network with which to move goods throughout the settled zones.

05:36 <Twilight`Sparkle> The SOCIAL network!

05:36 <Cepheid> https://www.twitch.tv/cepheidvar for those who want to watch.

05:38 <Schism> The use of steam engines for transportation would inevitably result in a highly inefficient and disruptive network of lines which could be disastrous in the end.  A thaumic transport network created by a series of runes would be much more efficient and, by tapping leylines, much less disruptive to the environs in the end run.

05:38 <iandroid> I think I've read this fanfic

05:38 <Schism> Nah, I'm writing it.  :P

05:39 <Schism> Though far be it from me to come up with an original idea.

05:39 <Electron> Oh, Sci-Fi fiction is going on.

05:39 <Schism> Kinda sorta not really.  Magitek!

05:40 <iandroid> Speaking of, anybody here watched and/or read The Expanse?

05:40 <iandroid> Oh, what a fun ride

05:40 <Schism> There's gotta be an initial investment of energy which is involved at the initial and endpoints of a thaumic transfer circuit, right, iandroid?

05:41 <Schism> One to turn the target into thaums, one to turn them back.  Or to move them into a subspace, and then return them.

05:41 <iandroid> Schism we talking about a teleportation spell?

05:41 <Schism> Yup.

05:41 <Electron> Does anypony have a name Shirley?

05:41 <Electron> How to read it?

05:42 <SunsetShimmer> Sher-lee

05:42 <iandroid> I thought it folded space and moved the target through extra dimensions so that distance was reduced

05:42 <Electron> Sher? Or "sure"-lee?

05:42 <Schism> Could be.  Still has the issue of 'if you get the tiniest scrap of math wrong, it winds up a little bit out'.

05:42 <SunsetShimmer> Sherlee - often used in jokes for Surely

05:42 <SunsetShimmer> such as 'sherley you can't be serious'

05:43 <Electron> Oh... :|

05:43 <SunsetShimmer> Yus

05:43 <iandroid> Electron: what's the difference?

05:43 <SunsetShimmer> I think they just ran into that pun for the first time

05:43 <Schism> And that's even disregarding the fact that the further off you go, the much, much more problematic is to actively pinpoint your target, not to mention that your energy cost grows /exponentially./

05:43 <iandroid> It's the sher in masher, same as the sound in surely

05:43 <Ember_Flicker> I have a topic that may suite Twilight Sparkle

05:43 <SunsetShimmer> iandroid already covered it

05:44 <SunsetShimmer> yer a bit late, lad

05:44 <Ember_Flicker> and anypony else who is interested

05:44 <Ember_Flicker> no it's something related but different to what you guys are discussing

05:44 <Ember_Flicker> Time travel

05:44 <Schism> "Shirley you jest?" "I don't jest, and don't call me Shirley."

05:44 <iandroid> SunsetShimmer: I still don't understand Electron's "or"

05:44 <Ember_Flicker> it's not actually time travel

05:45 <Ember_Flicker> it's another form of teleportation or "dimension jumping

05:45 <Ember_Flicker> "

05:45 <Electron> Well, I pronounce it differently "sher" and "sure".

05:45 <SunsetShimmer> How its sounded is the only difference he's stating

05:45 <SunsetShimmer> hence the or

05:45 <SunsetShimmer> Sher, or Sure

05:45 <SunsetShimmer> subtle differences depending on dialect

05:45 <Schism> iandalton: Problem is, no matter how many dimensions you move through, it's still going to be harder to pinpoint your target, the farther away it might be.

05:48 <Schism> So you create a set of static inferences which are specifically marked with a runic symbol and specifically linked to one another, a sort of network which you can walk through, point-to-point-to-point, using inherently viable leylines as a power source, when the transport groups can't power them themselves.

05:48 <iandroid> Electron: I'm imagining you with the same accent as Audrey in Little Shop of Horrors

05:48 <iandroid> Shoo-ah

05:48 <Electron> Huh? ( '-')

05:49 <Ember_Flicker> That sounds like a more likely and safer mode of teleportation than just appearing from one place to another and so on

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05:49 <Ember_Flicker> Less likely chance of ending up in an unwanted area

05:49 <Ember_Flicker> say

05:49 <Ember_Flicker> Tartarus?

05:50 <Schism> With a suitable transfer of data from one point to another, you can also ensure that the reception point is free of any unwanted clutter or data or, say, ponies you don't want to land in the middle of.

05:50 <Schism> "Once was more than enough." -Teleportation Network Engineer

05:51 <Ember_Flicker> ech

05:51 <Schism> And a constant data stream would be incredibly inexpensive between two fixed points, in comparison.

05:51 <Ember_Flicker> that'd make for a messy accident if that were to ever happen

05:52 <Ember_Flicker> as compared to jumping from point to point

05:52 <Schism> Just a little.

05:52 <Schism> Once provided, though, a data stream between two points could become the start of an Equestrian Internet.

05:52 <Ember_Flicker> course though some ponies can master this form but not al can

05:52 <Ember_Flicker> all*

05:52 <Ember_Flicker> lol

05:52 <Ember_Flicker> I wonder what that would look like now that I think about it...

05:53 <Schism> Discord would be laughing his tail off.

05:53 <Ember_Flicker> Would it look similar to what he have or totally different?

05:53 <Ember_Flicker> we*

05:53 <Schism> Here's a thing.

05:53 <Schism> What would it look like... if certain groups were provided access to the technology /first/?

05:54 <Ember_Flicker> Such as Changelings?

05:54 <Schism> How would it look in the end, if Ponyvillians were given access before the Canterlot Elite?  Or if Diamond Dogs were given the tech first?  Or Minotaurs, or Gryphons?

05:54 <Schism> Or Changelings, or Dragons...

05:54 <iandroid> Or the elements of harmony

05:54 <Ember_Flicker> ....

05:54 <Schism> Of course.

05:55 <Cepheid> ... Huh, I don't remember that scene in Burst..

05:55 <Ember_Flicker> Then Equestrian Internet would be HUGE!

05:55 <Schism> Cepheid.  If cats were provided access to the Internet in Equestria before all other races... what would things look like?

05:56 <Ember_Flicker> Especially if you put changelings into the mix

05:56 <Asoka> would be possible to build a jump drive to jump from multiverse to other?

05:56 <Cepheid> Pictures of humans everywhere.

05:56 <Schism> Makes sense.

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05:58 <iandroid> Cepheid: you assume cats feel about us as we do about them

05:59 <iandroid> Cat internet would be full of selfies

06:01 * Cepheid takes Ren along on this mission. <Hibari> "He went alone."

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06:04 <Cepheid> I am an idiot.

06:04 <Cepheid> I brought a bloody fire weapon to fight a fire enemy.

06:06 * Cepheid retreats, equips proper weapon.

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06:07 <RazorSharpFang> Cepheid: I did that once. I tried fighting the smelter demon with a fire longsword. I died.

06:07 <RazorSharpFang> The smelter demon is stupidly strong lmao

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06:13 <Cepheid> Heh.

06:16 <RazorSharpFang> Hmm, perhaps what I really need is more diversification.

06:18 <Cepheid> Oh gods, that's what drops Phantom items?  Heavens help me.

06:18 <RazorSharpFang> Cepheid: Dark Souls?

06:18 <Cepheid> God Eater Resurrection.

06:19 <RazorSharpFang> Huh. Haven't heard of that one.

06:21 <RazorSharpFang> "We've been helping to power Australia for generations" - BRO, you were founded in 1980. That's like, ONE generation.

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06:22 <Cepheid> Okay, that was unique.  Spoken lines from the silent protaganist.  And what makes it interesting and unique?

06:22 <Cepheid> You can choose the voice for your character.  Which means that there must be something like 60+ recordings of those spoken lines.

06:22 <RazorSharpFang> They must have put in the effort lol

06:22 <Cepheid> Indeed.

06:23 <Cepheid> Because it was using the voice I chose, so clearly they have the lines for every voice you can choose.

06:23 <RazorSharpFang> Making assumptions there :^)

06:23 <Cepheid> Indeed I am.

06:24 <iandroid> A reasonable one I would say

06:24 <Cepheid> But it's one that makes sense, given why limit it to just one voice for the main character during that scene?

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06:25 <Cepheid> Okay so I'm inside a mindscape now...  What's different in this non-battle area?

06:25 <Asoka> RazorSharpFang: i think this can say RWE AG ther founding date was 1898...

06:25 <Electron> Hmm..... "red left line border", "red line left border" or "red line border on the left"?

06:25 <RazorSharpFang> Asoka: ... what?

06:25 * Electron :I

06:26 <Cepheid> Well, it's certainly a memory of the character, as he still believes I'm a rookie.  My room is on the rookies floor instead of the veteran's floor.

06:26 <RazorSharpFang> " ... Founded in 1980 ... "

06:26 <Asoka> about powering over generations

06:26 <RazorSharpFang> Asoka: I have no idea what you're talking about. Can you read your own messages even?

06:26 <Asoka> and no i mean the company RWE they founding date was 1898

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06:27 <Asoka> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RWE <-- i speak about this company

06:27 <Cepheid> Man, given Ren's performance that battle, I feel like I should wander off and do other missions to get his AP up.

06:27 <Cepheid> Since apparently even though I'm in a limited mindscape I can still go and do regular missions.

06:28 <RazorSharpFang> Asoka: I'm talking about this company: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ERM_Power

06:29 <Asoka> uh small

06:29 <RazorSharpFang> Yes. A small company.

06:29 <RazorSharpFang> Nothing like the American globalist conglomerates.

06:29 * Cepheid spams a simple, profitable mission to boost Ren up.

06:30 <Asoka> RazorSharpFang: or like the german ones

06:30 <RazorSharpFang> I'm unfamiliar with German companies, minus Aldi.

06:31 <RazorSharpFang> Aldi isn't even publically traded lol

06:31 <Asoka> yeah is a family company

06:33 <Asoka> and the biggest thread for wallmart

06:33 <RazorSharpFang> You mean "threat"

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06:33 <Asoka> yep

06:33 <RazorSharpFang> "thread" refers to cloths/linen strands.

06:34 <RazorSharpFang> English makes no sense.

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06:34 <Asoka> and walmart tried ones to become a food hold in germany but they are loosed against the german companys

06:34 <Asoka> and jep time to time

06:35 <RazorSharpFang> At least in German big words are made up of smaller words.

06:35 <Asoka> jep

06:35 <iandroid> RazorSharpFang: it's a shame we can't communicate because the language makes no sense ;-)

06:36 <Asoka> you can great words with 100 or more letters

06:36 <RazorSharpFang> iandroid: Communication doesn't require that the language makes no sense. As long as we know and abide by the rules of the language, we can communicate. Those rules don't need to make sense.

06:36 <iandroid> Yep

06:37 <Asoka> one of my favorite german words: Rechtsschutzversicherungsgesellschaften

06:38 <Asoka> this means insurance companies providing legal protection

06:39 <RazorSharpFang> huh

06:41 <Asoka> oh the official one longest word is: Donaudampfschiffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft

06:41 <Electron> A lot dirty!

06:42 <RazorSharpFang> Asoka: Something about a factory subcontractor?

06:42 <Asoka> The word was the name of a prewar Viennese club for subordinate officials of the headquarters of the electrical division of the company named the Donaudampfschifffahrtsgesellschaft, which operated steam boats on the Danube river.

06:42 <Electron> I mean, right amount of dirty. Not too little, not too much.

06:43 <Asoka> and technical i can build longer words...

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06:44 <Asoka> so RazorSharpFang is this word still to short for you?

06:45 <RazorSharpFang> No word is too short for me.

06:45 <Asoka> ok i csan construt a longer one no problem

06:46 <Asoka> http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/02/business/worldbusiness/02walmart.html <--- *g*

06:46 <RazorSharpFang> I think you misunderstood me.

06:46 <Asoka> humm?

06:46 <RazorSharpFang> I basically said `no`

06:47 <Asoka> oh ok

06:48 <Electron> RazorSharpFang cuts like a knife.

06:48 <Electron> Oh wait...

06:51 <RazorSharpFang> XD

06:55 <RazorSharpFang> Urgh, the forbes website is so bad. It's literally throttling my CPU and causing everything to lag.

06:55 <RazorSharpFang> Why, forbes, why.

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07:03 <Cepheid> Geezus, the Black Hannibal is freaking powerful.

07:05 <iandroid> The fact that a WEBSITE can do that is just crazy

07:05 <RazorSharpFang> iandroid: I took a look, and it's abusing Javascript so bad.

07:05 <iandroid> Remember when websites were black text on a gray background?

07:07 <RazorSharpFang> iandroid: Good times. Remember the dancing gifs?

07:09 <iandroid> I was there, I was there.

07:10 <Cepheid> Heh.  That was a fun way to end that battle.

07:11 <Cepheid> Get knocked out.  Get back up.  Strike the Hannibal down onto the ground.  Charge to devour, and use the devouring attack.  The monster dies.

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07:11 <Starwatcher> I want to be a wizard H4X0r, and pwn everyones b0x3n

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07:20 <RazorSharpFang> Starwatcher: That's illegal.

07:21 <iandroid> Starwatcher: l33t was t3h shiznit

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07:24 <Starwatcher> lols

07:25 <RazorSharpFang> Hey ConfusionRift

07:25 <ConfusionRift> Hello everypony.

07:25 * ConfusionRift waves.

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07:49 <Electron> Not enough pony.

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07:49 <iandroid> Pony should pony pony

07:50 <iandroid> https://youtu.be/Ysrc7xquQ2w

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08:09 <Cepheid> So, among the rewards of completing the main storyline, which includes unlocking rank 11+, there's a few weapons of interest.  All of them are stupid in a silly way.

08:09 <Cepheid> Lollipops for shields.  Chocolate bars for weapons.  Shortcakes for guns.

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08:18 <Cepheid> Right, off to bed with me.

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08:21 <LogicMatrix> blerp

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09:42 <ConfusionRift> Blorp.

09:43 <RazorSharpFang> Blorb

09:49 <Golden> Good night everyone

09:50 <Electron> Pththpthpt.

09:50 * Sour_Sweet boops Electron

09:50 * Electron ignores it

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09:55 <Sour_Sweet> You're no fun

09:55 * ConfusionRift patpats Electron. Maybe he shouldn't eat and talk. :P

09:56 * Electron waves to ConfusionRift with his sausage sandwich

10:00 <Sour_Sweet> Electron: Here have a pink pone https://derpibooru.org/1300686 (Butt heavy. You have been warned)

10:02 <Electron> Oh... Pinkie... ( ｡･_･｡)

10:03 <Sour_Sweet> Really like that picture. Would have prefered her to sit the other way around though.

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10:08 <Unixkitty> Definitely looks family friendly

10:09 * Electron boops Sour_Sweet

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10:38 * Surreal_Nightmares yawns and hugs Electron. She is sleepy.

10:40 <Sour_Sweet> Weird thing is that it's labeled safe. I'd have expected suggestive at least :P Derpibooru tags in a nutshell

10:41 * Electron plays with Surreal_Nightmares' ears

10:41 * Surreal_Nightmares ear flopsies and lays her head on Electron's neck.

10:41 <Electron> D'awww.

10:43 * Surreal_Nightmares yawns again, a squeak coming out at the apex of her yawn. She closes her eyes and purrs

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10:43 <Sour_Sweet> Don't socialise with bats. It's a trap.

10:44 <Unixkitty> Slightly adjust the eyelids, and it's suggestive levels skyrocket

10:44 <Unixkitty> But you're definitely right about the tags.

10:44 * Surreal_Nightmares falls asleep, using Electron as a plushie

10:45 <Electron> :O

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10:46 <Sour_Sweet> How is life treating you Unixkitty? You've been less and less active lately if my senses don't fool me.

10:47 <RazorSharpFang> Nothing quite like packet loss to render a connection useless.

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10:47 <Unixkitty> I have been... passive mostly with IRC for some time, true.

10:49 * Sleeping_Nightmares pat pats the kitty and resumes smuggling Electron.

10:49 * Sleeping_Nightmares snuggle wuggles too

10:49 <Unixkitty> Smuggling...?

10:49 <Sleeping_Nightmares> Auto correct

10:50 * Electron tousles Sleeping_Nightmares mane :P

10:50 <Sleeping_Nightmares> Using Swype to type

10:50 <ConfusionRift> Sleeping_Nightmares is smuggling a particle! Stop them!

10:51 * Sleeping_Nightmares chews on Electron's ear, and uses ConfusionRift as a blanket

10:52 * Sleeping_Nightmares curls up into a tiny ball of pure floof and sleepies

10:52 <Electron> O: :O O: 

10:52 <Sleeping_Nightmares> Almost 3 AM

10:52 <Sleeping_Nightmares> Nini. Wuv you all

10:55 * Electron tucks Sleeping_Nightmares in a real comfy bed this time

10:55 <Electron> Gotta go to the office.

10:56 <Electron> See you all later.

10:58 <ConfusionRift> Laters Electron.

10:58 <ConfusionRift> And laters Sleeping_Nightmares.

10:59 * ConfusionRift falls near Unixkitty, and flops.

10:59 * Unixkitty sits on ConfusionRift.

11:02 <ConfusionRift> It's been a while. :P

11:08 * Lumindia was booped by a hugbat and a valiant

11:25 * ConfusionRift boops Lumindia.

11:26 <Lumindia> uwah

11:26 * Lumindia flails

11:27 <RazorSharpFang> I've been told I'm far too sarcastic. What a shame, I'd best change this immediately. :^)

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11:35 <Bastion_2100> sup lads

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11:50 <Lumindia> FOURTH legendary skijn get

11:50 <Lumindia> Woodbot for Bastion

11:52 <Schism|Nocturne> Hmmm, yes, $.60/can for tomato soup seems a respectable price this morning.

11:53 *** Schism|Nocturne is now known as Schism

11:53 <Schism> And $5 per block of cheese is, if not /great/, at least sensible as a price.

11:55 <Schism> Also also, $1 for 750g of pre-shredded potatoes is a fairly decent cost, especially as we have lots of eggs to use up.

11:58 <RazorSharpFang> That's a really good deal on those potatoes.

11:58 <RazorSharpFang> I considered $2 / KG a good deal.

11:59 <Schism> Yeah, and these sort of hashbrowns, well, you just drop a bit of oil in a pan, toss a few in, throw 'em about for a bit, and serve with whatever.

12:00 <RazorSharpFang> And by `whatever` you mean also cheap foods. :^)

12:00 <Schism> Well, of course.  Fried eggs, the occasional inexpensive sausage, bit of sour cream.

12:01 <RazorSharpFang> Don't forget the on-special meat. Purchased in bulk, and sitting in the freezer for 6 months.

12:01 <Schism> Yupyup, but sadly there's no bacon on the specials at the market five minutes' away by foot.

12:02 <Schism> Well, at least not today.

12:02 <ConfusionRift> What?! $1.50 for a piece of meat with a

12:02 <ConfusionRift> What?! $1.50 for a piece of meat with a $8 regular price?

12:02 <ConfusionRift> Nothing suspicious there!

12:02 <RazorSharpFang> You know, there's this really big discount food chain 15 min drive from here. I could get some good deals there.

12:03 <RazorSharpFang> ConfusionRift: If you're implying that there's something wrong with it, that'd be suing material lol

12:03 <Schism> This store's more expensive by and large, so they post their loss leaders big.  It's just one store anyway.

12:03 <Sour_Sweet> (meat may contain up to 30% horse)

12:03 <Schism> Also, RSF, the Australian dollar is pretty much on par with CAD.  Things you never knew!

12:04 <ConfusionRift> Yeah. I don't what to spend 2-3 months clearing out an issue I could've avoided.

12:04 <RazorSharpFang> Huh, nice to know, Schism

12:04 <Night_Blitz> Schism: Canadian Peso, Australian Shilling

12:05 <Sour_Sweet> No worries though: I'm sure the dollar will take a hit rather sooner than later.

12:05 <RazorSharpFang> : / Do you mean Aus dollar?

12:05 <Sour_Sweet> No

12:06 <Sour_Sweet> When I say dollar I always mean USD unless I specifically so otherwise

12:06 <Sour_Sweet> Say*

12:07 <RazorSharpFang> Typical America. :^)

12:07 * Sour_Sweet would like to point out that he lives in Germany

12:08 * ConfusionRift sighs.

12:08 <RazorSharpFang> ThatsTheJoke.jpg

12:08 * Schism deadpans, "So, do you still use the Deutsche Mark?"

12:09 <RazorSharpFang> I hear France still uses the Franc

12:09 <RazorSharpFang> Better that than the euro. *oh snap*

12:09 <Sour_Sweet> It's just that the USD is the base currency for many things so referring to USD by simply saying Dollar makes the most sense

12:10 <RazorSharpFang> USD is 3 letters.

12:10 <Schism> Three syllables, though.

12:10 <Sour_Sweet> Doesn't flow as well

12:10 <Sour_Sweet> Nobody ever writes EUR

12:11 <RazorSharpFang> I think it flows perfectly fine.

12:11 <Schism> That's because 'Euro' is just one letter more and doesn't involve holding Shift as long.

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12:12 <Sour_Sweet> On my phone the number of key presses is identical

12:12 <Sour_Sweet> Double shift versus one more letter

12:12 <Schism> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sor9GzivGbk < This is an obligatory link for this conversation.

12:12 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about The Money Song

12:13 * RazorSharpFang waits for the video to buffer/load

12:13 <RazorSharpFang> Expect it to be done by next monday.

12:13 <Schism> Sorry... it's just a classic Monty Python skit.

12:13 <Sour_Sweet> Silly countries: Get yourself a unique currency name.

12:14 <Bastion_2100> they are the panzer elite born to compete never retreat

12:14 <Schism> "The sunburned splendor of the Australian Dollar!"

12:16 <RazorSharpFang> lol

12:16 <Schism> And 'the cold, antiseptic sting of the Swiss Franc!'

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12:17 <Schism> Hum, pork hocks for $3/kg.  Could probably make up some pea soup with those.

12:17 <RazorSharpFang> Pork is delicious.

12:18 <RazorSharpFang> I don't know how Muslims go without. Or vegetarians, or vegans.

12:19 <Schism> I suspect those poor deprived folks must simply go without.  And heavens, without pork, you also eschew bacon, that finest of cured meats.

12:19 <Schism> Well, sort of.  Turkey bacon is fairly decent, and there are other sorts.

12:20 <Schism> Plus, there is also BaconSalt, which is kosher and vegan.

12:20 <RazorSharpFang> Schism: Do you prefer your meats seared or unseared?

12:20 <RazorSharpFang> Schism: Kosher? Huh, I was expecting you to say Halal.

12:20 <Schism> That too.

12:21 <Schism> Mm, see, searing doesn't really 'sear in the juices', a long-held belief.  It does, however, caramelize any sugars and tends to assist in creating a nice tasty crust.  So I would say it really depends upon the situation.

12:21 <Schism> Ahem, 'seal'.

12:22 <RazorSharpFang> In what situations would you prefer seared meat?

12:23 <Schism> Purely as an example, a good steak, medium-rare.

12:24 <Schism> Scallops are another example thereof.  So long as the internal flesh gets to a nice consistent heat, the outside can be flamed into a nice crust.

12:24 <RazorSharpFang> I like my steaks well-done. I'm not a fan of pink meat. *shrug*

12:24 <RazorSharpFang> Red meat makes me go `ew`

12:24 <Schism> Eh.  To each their own; I'm not a big fan of shoe leather.

12:25 <RazorSharpFang> Shoe leather?

12:26 <Schism> A steak so well-broiled and tough that you need a dollop of brown sauce with every tenth ounce, lest your mouth turn into a desert.

12:26 <Schism> (Yes, I'm joking.  I've enjoyed the occasional well-done steak.)

12:27 <Schism> I... think I'm going to bop down to the store for a sec, be right back.

12:27 * ConfusionRift grabs the only well-done steak, and takes it. It's gone. 0_0;

12:27 <RazorSharpFang> ? What makes you think steak dries out when cooked?

12:28 <Schism> Because... it does?  :P  I know full well that it doesn't /totally/ dry out, I'm just saying the moisture levels lower.

12:28 <RazorSharpFang> Strange, my steaks are sopping wet with juices when they're finished and well done.

12:28 <Schism> Like, oh, what's that term, /evaporation./  And well done, you must have a higher quality of meat down there in Australia, a fact which surprises nobody whatsoever.

12:29 * RazorSharpFang is always surprised by everything.

12:29 <RazorSharpFang> "Whao! The sun rose! I never would have expected that!"

12:29 <Schism> I will be right back, just picking up a few things, like a gallon of milk.

12:30 <RazorSharpFang> 'k

12:31 <Schism> Aaaafter my breakfast.

12:31 <Schism> Meat pies for breakfast, clearly I am a font of holistic wellness.

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12:54 <Twilight`Sparkle> RazorSharpFang: that just means you have extremely fatty cows.

13:00 <RazorSharpFang> Twilight`Sparkle: Quite possibly.

13:04 <Twilight`Sparkle> Nah, I know this for true.

13:04 <Twilight`Sparkle> I grew up where the meat was lean. You had to add oil to cook it.

13:05 <Schism> Dramatis Personae: Twilight Sparkle -- Some mare; Pinkie Pie -- some mare; Celestia Sol Invictus, Diarch of the Sun, Ruler of Equestria, Seeker of Harmony, Cake-Eater Extraordinaire, and Champion of Extreme Roller-Skating: Some mare.

13:05 * Twilight`Sparkle ponders.

13:05 * Twilight`Sparkle turns Schism into an orange.

13:05 * Schism shrieks.

13:06 <Twilight`Sparkle> Anyway, I need to go to work.

13:06 <Twilight`Sparkle> bai

13:06 <Schism> Baaaaaaaye.

13:06 <Schism> Hum, new chapter of Semper Pie today, too.

13:08 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Walmart Stocking Plushie Piggie Banks  [ http://tinyurl.com/z4cu9wz ]

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14:00 <Heartbreak> https://68.media.tumblr.com/08b3474aab0f6111a03387a61d46649b/tumblr_o2yp7lORWq1u6jismo3_1280.jpg

14:00 <Heartbreak> Also: https://68.media.tumblr.com/bf4db7ea080dd4b05dbb1452a5b1176c/tumblr_oh082eSGDI1qzcv7no2_1280.jpg

14:00 <Heartbreak> !muffin

14:00 <DerpyBot> Muffins!! You have any? :3

14:00 <Heartbreak> yes

14:00 <DerpyBot> Thank you!!

14:00 * DerpyBot glomps Heartbreak

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14:12 * Lumindia boops Heartbreak

14:17 <wobniaR> Centaurs are frightening

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14:18 <wobniaR> !link what has science done

14:18 <DerpyBot> https://derpibooru.org/764001

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14:47 * wobniaR duct tapes Electron to a wall

14:47 <wobniaR> Now you can focus on your bass playing

14:48 <Electron> I'm at work for 2.5 hours tho.

14:48 <Electron> Could you un-duck me?

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14:52 <Thelema5> Hello everypony.

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14:53 <LisaSquarePants> hellooo :)

14:55 * wobniaR un-duckd Electron and applies geese instead

14:55 <Electron> But... but.... _but_...

14:55 <wobniaR> Work day began for me about an hour ago so lots of fun

14:55 * Electron waves to Thelema5 and LisaSquarePants with the geese

14:56 * Lumindia places a pancake on Lisa's head, then departs for work

14:56 * LisaSquarePants nom noms

14:57 <LisaSquarePants> i dont have much time to be silly either

14:57 <LisaSquarePants> gonna play on a awesome new website!

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15:05 * Thelema5 gooses Electron

15:05 <Electron> How's that? ( '-')

15:05 <wobniaR> Goose!

15:06 <Thelema5> Geeses

15:06 <Thelema5> I want a goose that lays gold eggs for easter

15:06 <Schism> Careful about geese.  http://www.fimfiction.net/story/325181/goosed

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15:08 <wobniaR> I want raviolis and lasagna

15:08 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by ExplodingPonyToast: Music: 4everfreebrony - Chasing Fate (feat. Relative1Pitch) [Fire Frets Cover] [Acoustic] [ http://tinyurl.com/zge849m ]

15:08 <wobniaR> That's my planned Thanksgiving dinner

15:09 <Schism> I have some rotini in a puttanesca sauce with a bit of parmesan and some roasted chicken, alongside potato bread rolls and apple-and-basil dressing.

15:10 <Schism> With steamed green beans in a lemon sauce.

15:10 <wobniaR> That's not as tasty as lasagna

15:10 <Schism> Depends on the sauce.

15:11 <wobniaR> How can you not like a mountain of cheese and pasta in a tomato sauce?

15:11 * Electron likes

15:11 <wobniaR> Literally the best

15:11 <Schism> Ah, but this is a mountain of cheese and pasta in a tomato sauce with /olives./

15:11 <wobniaR> Blahh

15:11 <Thelema5> Too much cheese

15:11 <wobniaR> I actually dislike olives

15:12 <wobniaR> Never enough cheese!

15:12 * Schism grumps and stomps out, "Philistines."

15:12 <wobniaR> Unless you're lactose intolerant

15:12 <wobniaR> In which case I'm sory

15:12 <Thelema5> Tell that to my excess weight

15:12 <wobniaR> Pls you can't blame all the weight gain on cheese

15:12 <wobniaR> Cheese is your friend

15:12 <Thelema5> No, but I can enjoy it in moderation

15:13 <Schism> Especially cheddar.

15:13 <wobniaR> So a nice big slice of lasagna for a day won't hurt

15:13 <Thelema5> Cheddar is clearly best cheese

15:13 <wobniaR> I like cheddar but best it depends

15:14 <wobniaR> Cheddar is good with various meats and dishes, but for a tomato sauce i prefer mozzarella, ricotta, pecorino romano

15:14 <Thelema5> Yes, those are good choices for italian dishes

15:14 <Electron> I love food argue.

15:14 <wobniaR> I like food

15:15 <Electron> *arguments

15:16 <Thelema5> Call me a heretic if you will, but don't care for fresh mozarella.  It is too *subtle* for me, I guess.

15:16 <Thelema5> Which is to say, it doesn't really taste like anything

15:16 <wobniaR> That depends where you go

15:16 <RazorSharpFang> Mozarella's so expensive.

15:16 * RazorSharpFang eats generic-brand cheddar.

15:16 <wobniaR> If the fresh mozzarells you get is dry, it has no flavor

15:17 <Schism> Fresh mozzarella pairs best with tomatoes and just a little salt, to bring out the flavour in both.

15:17 <wobniaR> Ideally you want the fresh mozzarella to still be milky and moist

15:17 <wobniaR> That's where all the flavor is

15:17 <Schism> Yeah, if it's not runny, it's not fresh enough.

15:17 <Schism> Well, a little bit runny.

15:17 <wobniaR> It dries out in the fridge within like a day so you gotta eat it all in a day for best taste

15:17 <Thelema5> "Oh, I like it runny"

15:18 <Schism> It's perhaps a little runnier than you like, sir.

15:18 <Thelema5> XD

15:18 <RazorSharpFang> It's so runny it's still in the cow that's running away.

15:18 <Schism> Thelema5 gets it.  X3

15:18 <wobniaR> Too runny for me there

15:18 <Schism> "I don't care how (#$*ing runny it is, hand it over." "If you-ohhh, the cat's got it." "... has it."

15:21 <Schism> Those who don't know of what we speak: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWDdd5KKhts

15:25 <Thelema5> This handy table will help https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheese_Shop_sketch#Table_of_Cheeses

15:26 <LisaSquarePants> byee

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15:28 <Schism> "It's the most popular cheese in the world!" "Not around here, sir." "What is the most popular cheese here?" "Ilchester, sir." "And have you any of that?" "I'll have a look sir... no."

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15:29 <Schism> See also: http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0136.html

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15:48 <wobniaR> !link cheese

15:48 <DerpyBot> https://derpibooru.org/540592?scope=scped07c326f9af19d205d7b9cb0b8cc0115cb7ac6fe

15:49 <wobniaR> Haha yes

15:49 <wobniaR> Chocolate fountain stole the show that episode

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15:51 <Thelema5> I would like another Cheese Sandwich episode

15:51 <Thelema5> Probably no going to happen though- Weird Al has his own cartoon now

15:51 <Thelema5> *not

15:51 <wobniaR> I feel meh about him, I'm not a Weird Al fan

15:51 <wobniaR> I just liked the music for the ep

15:52 <Thelema5> I've been a fan for years... saw him live on his "Fat" tour

15:52 <wobniaR> Yes and there was that one time he was a jerk way back when you witnessed

15:53 <Thelema5> Wow, you have a good memory.

15:54 <wobniaR> I may not remember what i had for lunch yesterday but i have approximate knowledge of many things

15:54 <Thelema5> Yes, he flipped his fans the finger as his bus drove off

15:54 <Thelema5> Very odd.

15:55 <wobniaR> Yeah either he's hiding it better or is having better days now

15:55 <wobniaR> Hoping it's the latter

15:55 <wobniaR> !mail SunsetShimmer a bap from the future

15:55 <DerpyBot> Thank you for using the Derpy Mail Service 6_9

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15:56 <wobniaR> If there's one skill i possess it's the ability to absorb choice information without my knowledge and later recite it

15:57 <wobniaR> I remember how delicious these jalapeno corn muffins i had were

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15:58 <Thelema5> Mmmm

15:59 <wobniaR> I mean blueberries yes, but i never would've thought jalapenos would go so well with corn muffin

15:59 <Thelema5> I usually top corn muffins with a slice of pickled jalapenos before baking, it's a lovely combo

16:00 <wobniaR> Stuff some inside the mix too

16:02 * Electron calls Thelema5 a heretic

16:02 <Electron> :З

16:04 <wobniaR> Not heresy, just a misunderstanding of real fresh mozzarella

16:05 <wobniaR> Pre packaged stuff really isn't that great, better off getting pollyo or sargento or another brand

16:05 <wobniaR> There's a decent amount of italian places still around here that make fresh mozzarella daily but you gotta go at the right time and it's pricey

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16:07 <Librarian> morning

16:07 <Librarian> owo

16:07 <Librarian> i spent the long weekend in pokeman

16:07 <Thelema5> I'm familiar with actual fresh mozzarella, my SO is italian and this is served at every holiday gathering.  I actually prefer the packaged hard mozzarella over fresh

16:08 <Thelema5> Fresh just tastes like spongy milk

16:08 <wobniaR> Fair enough, both are tasty in their own ways

16:08 <wobniaR> And baking it a bit brings out the flavor in both

16:09 <Electron> Cheese gourmets.

16:09 <Thelema5> Librarian, did you achieve your goals?

16:10 <Librarian> i am 30 % into being the very best

16:10 <Librarian> like no one ever was

16:10 * wobniaR baps Electron with various cherses

16:10 * Electron nose-wiggles

16:10 <Librarian> my favorite chesse is a mexican variant and a soicy salty one

16:11 <Librarian> ever tried queso oaxaca?

16:12 <wobniaR> I have not

16:12 <wobniaR> Looks like a string cheewe

16:13 <Librarian> its great

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16:13 <Librarian> the other one is called cotija

16:13 <Librarian> goos stuff

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16:14 <Thelema5> I have enchiladas for lunch which are made with queso fresco

16:14 <Librarian> mexico has good queso

16:15 <Librarian> i had the tacos i told you about thelema

16:15 <Twilight_Shimmer> !Hug

16:15 <DerpyBot> Hugtiem? :3

16:15 <Librarian> heavenly

16:15 * DerpyBot wraps her front hooves around Twilight_Shimmer in a tight embrace

16:16 <Thelema5> the ones covered in a brothy sauce?

16:16 <Librarian> yep

16:16 <Thelema5> They sound delicious

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16:16 <Librarian> you made the veggie version no?

16:17 <Thelema5> I did, but I had to use a differnt cheese

16:17 <Thelema5> They were still good, though

16:17 <DARK> hello

16:18 <Librarian> hoi

16:18 <Librarian> we just had our black friday

16:19 * Twilight_Shimmer boops CleverDerpy

16:19 <Thelema5> I hope you stayed indoors

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16:23 <wobniaR> !twilighttime

16:23 * DerpyBot bounces around in front of Twilight`Sparkle

16:23 <DerpyBot> Twilight time, Twilight time!

16:23 <wobniaR> Yes sure that works

16:26 * Twilight_Shimmer glances a wobniaR and suddenly thinks about selttikS

16:26 * wobniaR patpats Twilight_Shimmer

16:27 * Twilight_Shimmer purrs

16:27 <wobniaR> No skittles here unfortunately, probs gonna go get some lunch soon

16:27 <Twilight_Shimmer> i just fiished breakfast

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16:28 <wobniaR> Almost 11:30 for me, been at work and skipped breakfast

16:28 <wobniaR> So now i need fod

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16:29 <wobniaR> I'm not a pokemon either

16:29 <Librarian> owo

16:29 <Librarian> just checking

16:32 <Twilight_Shimmer> i suddenly wanna hug a changeling

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16:34 <Librarian> immm collld

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16:40 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by The Illustrious Q: Cast of My Little Pony Musical Interviewed on Singapore Radio Station Kiss92 [ http://tinyurl.com/zf57fvx ]

16:41 * Twilight_Shimmer spots a wild SunsetShimmer and uses boop

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16:41 * SunsetShimmer falls over ded from boop!

16:41 <Twilight_Shimmer> Nuuuuuuu!!

16:42 <SunsetShimmer> Yoooou did this!

16:42 * SunsetShimmer dead-points at Twilight_Shimmer!

16:44 * Twilight_Shimmer plucks a feather from a random phoenix and uses it on SunsetShimmer

16:44 * SunsetShimmer revives! :3

16:44 <Twilight_Shimmer> yay!

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16:44 <Twilight_Shimmer> so i recently read a story where you become god

16:44 <Twilight_Shimmer> well god of the human world

16:45 <Twilight_Shimmer> or rather a god, i think lol

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16:50 <CleverDerpy> Twilight_Shimmer~

16:50 * CleverDerpy hugs her

16:50 * CleverDerpy puts her on Derpy's head

16:50 <Twilight_Shimmer> yay!

16:50 * Twilight_Shimmer snugs the CleverDerpy back

16:51 * CleverDerpy purrs

16:51 <Twilight_Shimmer> :)

16:52 <CleverDerpy> SunsetShimmer, you get sun or moon yet?

16:52 <SunsetShimmer> I'm not big into poke's so I probably won't for a while

16:52 <Librarian> owo

16:52 <Twilight_Shimmer> i wanna et moon

16:52 <Twilight_Shimmer> err get

16:52 <Twilight_Shimmer> http://www.fimfiction.net/story/269241/oversaturation

16:54 <Librarian> tis good

16:54 <Librarian> i has moon

16:54 <Librarian> i has a gyarados a pikapika and a haunter

16:55 <Schism> "You see, waking up in the Everfree Forest, land of chaos, dark magic, and generally... er, well, Terran weather, is kind of like waking up in Ravenloft, Silent Hill, or Chernobyl.  The moment you realize where you are, you realize that this is not where you want to be."

16:55 <Twilight_Shimmer> I hop to get it next month

16:55 <Twilight_Shimmer> then tranfer my special pokemon from the emo

16:55 <Twilight_Shimmer> demo

16:55 <Librarian> get snorlax

16:55 <Librarian> everyone gets a free munchlax

16:55 <Twilight_Shimmer> i got a waster pokemon

16:55 <Twilight_Shimmer> er water

16:56 <Librarian> i got popplio

16:56 <Schism> Oh lords and ladies, hope you got you fill of Overwatch, because now it's Pokemon Celestia and Luna.

16:56 <Schism> your*

16:56 <Twilight_Shimmer> ash's greninja

16:56 <Twilight_Shimmer> to be exact

16:56 <Librarian> i want a mew

16:57 <Twilight_Shimmer> i used to have a lotta legit mews

16:57 <Librarian> hoi schism

16:57 <Twilight_Shimmer> on AS and SS

16:58 <Electron> Do you know such name as Akpa?

17:00 <Bastion_2100> blin it is good

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17:05 <SunsetShimmer> https://twitter.com/Kotaku/status/801083929964974080 - Speaking of pokemon sun/moon!

17:07 <Finwe> o3o

17:07 <Finwe> Good evening, my small equines.

17:07 <Twilight_Shimmer> G'afternoon

17:07 <Finwe> Messrs SunsetShimmer, Bastion_2100, Electron, Schism and Twilight_Shimmer.

17:07 * Finwe doffs his hat.

17:07 <Finwe> !twilight time

17:07 * DerpyBot bounces around in front of Twilight`Sparkle

17:08 * Bastion_2100 wants to wear Finwes hat

17:08 <DerpyBot> Twilight time, Twilight time!

17:08 <Finwe> o3o

17:08 <Twilight_Shimmer> giggles

17:08 <Electron> Mister Alicorn Finwe.

17:08 * Finwe bounces around Twilight_Shimmer.

17:08 * Electron doffs his waffle

17:08 <Finwe> Twilight time!

17:09 <Bastion_2100> egghead

17:10 <Twilight_Shimmer> :)

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17:14 <Schism> I wonder, would anyone care to perform a prereading on what I'm writing...?

17:14 <wobniaR> Ew linking kotaku

17:17 <Finwe> Schism: Dunno, what are you writing?

17:17 <Schism> Eh.  Weird opening to a HiE fic.

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17:18 <Schism> Trying to write it for comedic purposes, though, until it gets serious.

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17:23 * wobniaR writes a romantic comedy film with Sunset & Flash Sentry

17:23 <wobniaR> Ft. Adam Sandler as Adam Sandler

17:24 <Finwe> Schism: Well, as I finished nomming on my lunch, I could preread your story.

17:26 <Schism> If'n you'd like!

17:27 <Schism> Stupid Firefox has decided that it wants to hang on me, though.

17:28 <Bastion_2100> write something about stalingrad

17:28 <Bastion_2100> those were the days

17:30 <Schism> For the love of Finagle.  I'm about to switch out of Firefox over to Chrome, because this is untenable.

17:30 <Schism> Unfroze for two seconds, then decided, "HEY!  I'm going to hang on you AGAIN!"

17:31 <Finwe> Sounds more like Windows than Firefox.

17:31 <Schism> No, FF has an enormous memory leak.  Might be this particular tab.

17:31 <Lumin> Cheers, love, the cavalry's here!

17:31 * Lumin blinks into the hannel

17:32 <Finwe> Salutations, Mr Lumin.

17:32 * Finwe doffs hos hat.

17:32 * Schism Grouchos, "What's a hannel?"

17:32 <Finwe> *his

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17:46 <Schism> Finwe: Ah, there we are... a refresh of FF helps.  Greatly.  @_@;

17:46 <Finwe> o3o

17:51 <Schism> If'n you want a link, I'll send it your way, with the passcode.

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17:54 <Finwe> Schism: That could facilitate the task.

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17:55 * Finwe resists WeAreBorg.

17:57 <WeAreBorg> it is futile

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18:07 * CleverDerpy scrunchymuzzles

18:07 <Twilight_Shimmer> ^_^

18:09 <Finwe> Lt CleverDerpy.

18:09 <Finwe> _o7

18:09 <CleverDerpy> RAdm. Finwe

18:09 * CleverDerpy salutes

18:10 * Finwe hugs a CleverDerpy and a Librarian.

18:10 * CleverDerpy purrs

18:10 * Twilight_Shimmer boops a Finwe

18:10 * Finwe scrunchymuzzles.

18:10 <Twilight_Shimmer> :)

18:10 <Finwe> *scrunch*

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18:12 <Twilight_Shimmer> did you know booping has risks?

18:12 <Twilight_Shimmer> https://derpibooru.org/tags/1001+boops

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18:14 <Schism> Hmm.  I have at hand a number of lemon and cranberry scones.  Now, who here likes tea...

18:14 <Finwe> _o/

18:14 <Finwe> Earl Grey with milk, please.

18:14 * Schism happily provides a serving of tea and a scone into Finwe's waldo.

18:15 <Finwe> Where's Waldo?

18:15 <Twilight_Shimmer> he was sent to equestria as a parasprite

18:15 * Schism eyerolls, and serves into hoofspace.

18:16 <AJ101010> hey guys im new here and i dont really understand whats so good about mlp

18:17 <AJ101010> please explain to me and u may convert me to a bronie

18:18 <Librarian> its a fun show

18:18 <Librarian> really good values and quality making

18:18 <AJ101010> are you sure about that?

18:19 <AJ101010> ok

18:19 <Librarian> yes

18:19 <SunsetShimmer> You just have to watch for yourself, if you get it you get it

18:19 <SunsetShimmer> if not, then eh...you tried. :P

18:19 <AJ101010> so u guys will be fine with me even if i give it a shot

18:19 <AJ101010> and dont like it

18:19 <SunsetShimmer> it's not like anything we tell you will affect how you receive the show

18:20 <SunsetShimmer> you'll either enjoy it or you'll be clueless

18:20 <AJ101010> guys what does give it a shot mean by definition because i watched 2 episodes and one guy told me that wasnt enough

18:21 <wobniaR> It's enough

18:21 <AJ101010> does that give me a right to an opinion on it?

18:21 <wobniaR> Your name is already AJ42

18:21 <wobniaR> Yes

18:21 <AJ101010> ok thanks man

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18:22 * wobniaR applies risky boops to Twilight_Shimmer

18:22 * Twilight_Shimmer turns tiny

18:22 <wobniaR> That's normal tho

18:23 <wobniaR> Followed by a teleport into SunsetShimmer's hair, then pulling a hair-covered cookie out of it

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18:24 <wobniaR> See i solved his issues for him I'm da bes

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18:25 <Bastion_2100> !link overwatch bastion

18:25 <DerpyBot> https://derpibooru.org/1227993?scope=scpe37936ab423b3dd9542125ee3b8d12caff817249a

18:26 <SunsetShimmer> So hey, I'm guessing you were AJ101010, CrazyCamie456

18:26 <CrazyCamie456> ?

18:26 <wobniaR> Shh give em a chance to talk first

18:26 <SunsetShimmer> x3

18:26 <CrazyCamie456> i watched season 2 episode 4

18:27 <SunsetShimmer> If you don't get the show, then you don't get the show. :P

18:27 <SunsetShimmer> there's no harm in that

18:27 <wobniaR> Ah yes that's the right after where twilight goes crazy, dang i can't remember which

18:27 <SunsetShimmer> Probably Luna Eclipsed

18:27 <wobniaR> Right that was pretty early in the season

18:27 <Bastion_2100> i am getting nostaliga

18:28 <wobniaR> Luna Eclipsed is one of the best episodes too

18:28 <wobniaR> Watched it many times, it has it all, fun laughs and sads

18:28 <SunsetShimmer> And Luna

18:28 <CrazyCamie456> anyway guys i got to go and watch more episodes so ill be back soon guys ^_^

18:28 <wobniaR> Well yes a reformed new Luna too

18:28 <wobniaR> She kinda didn't show her face for a whole season

18:29 <wobniaR> Then comes back with a completely new mane cut

18:29 <Bastion_2100> !link kid vs kat

18:29 <DerpyBot> Twilight says she doesn't have anything in the library about that

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18:29 <wobniaR> Like dang Luna you got darker and your hair is all flowy now

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18:31 <wobniaR> But yes, i watched Luna Eclipsed quite a few times, maybe i should watch it again todsy

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18:37 <Schism|Nocturne> What the blazes?

18:38 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Amazon Holiday Sales Begin! - TONS of Pony Items on Sale 20-60% Off! (List Below the Break)  [ http://tinyurl.com/zppxl5t ]

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18:42 <wobniaR> All the pony merch!

18:42 <wobniaR> All the pony merch i have no room for

18:43 <FruitNibbler> http://pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/tc3_kk-1.jpg

18:44 <RazorSharpFang> Now that's just... roughruohgori

18:44 <wobniaR> Irony

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18:52 <Divide|Tech> Thank you for your help, Finwe!

19:06 * Divide|Tech returns from pause. Offers pones some dark coffee with lemon cakes. o3o

19:08 <wobniaR> That's not chocolate!

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19:16 * Finwe flicks some chockit to wobniaR.

19:17 * wobniaR flicks it back towards SunsetShimmer

19:17 * SunsetShimmer flicks it all over

19:18 <wobniaR> Now look what you've done

19:18 <wobniaR> Chockit everywhere

19:18 * Electron vaccums it

19:19 * Electron *vacuums

19:19 * Electron mumbles: "All these nerds and their games."

19:19 <wobniaR> Are you done with werk? I got more duct tape

19:20 <wobniaR> !link duct tape

19:20 <DerpyBot> https://derpibooru.org/522684

19:21 * Electron gasps

19:21 <Electron> I took a nap after work! D:

19:21 <Electron> How am I gonna sleep now?

19:25 * Finwe reverses Electron's spin.

19:25 <Finwe> o3o

19:26 <Electron> Rude!

19:29 <Electron> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9UsC5VjbII

19:29 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

19:29 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about First Bite Campaign Launch - Memphis Meats

19:30 <Electron> Now you can eat meat without using animals.

19:30 <Electron> Incredible!

19:31 <Divide|Tech> Fnrgrgh.  Now to work for 8 hours...

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19:32 <Electron> My 12 hours shift ended a 2 hours ago, Divide|Tech.

19:32 * Electron looks around, sees night time

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19:48 <LunaticHell> I am so full of all of the emotions.

19:48 *** LunaticHell is now known as Pony_65953

19:48 * Thelema5 hugs a LunaticHell

19:48 <Pony_65953> I failed

19:48 * Pony_65953 hugs The lama

19:49 <Pony_65953> I forgot my password, too

19:49 <Thelema5> Rough day

19:49 <Pony_65953> Rough day doesn't even begin to describe it

19:50 <Pony_65953> But now I am home

19:50 <Pony_65953> My friends are here.

19:50 * Thelema5 swaddles Pony_65953 in fluffy blankets and prepares a mug of hot chocolate

19:50 <Pony_65953> Is there a better present=

19:50 * Pony_65953 sips the hot chocolate

19:50 <Thelema5> :)

19:51 <Pony_65953> I was invested by a worm (not a hacker as I thought) who took over skype and forwarded virus links to all my contacts.

19:51 <Thelema5> Yikes

19:52 <Thelema5> At least it didn't forward ransomware

19:52 <Pony_65953> All contacts, then I did a tearfealt goodbye and did a format c

19:52 <SunsetShimmer> the Baidu links are quite prominant lately, know a few folks who had their own skypes compromised

19:53 <Pony_65953> I didn't even want let the formatting finish that day, I removed all cables and the battery

19:53 <Pony_65953> I went to bed with a panic attack, my brain was overloaded

19:53 <SunsetShimmer> That was probably not so smart, you probably shouldn't interrupt formatting

19:54 <Pony_65953> There still is one riddle

19:55 <Pony_65953> I went to bed afraid of everything.

19:55 <Pony_65953> Every sound was scary, my vision went blurry.

19:56 <SunsetShimmer> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elN-QGyToxM

19:56 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

19:56 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Developer Update | Symmetra Redesign | Overwatch

19:56 <Pony_65953> I fealt a presence closing in on me.

19:56 <Pony_65953> I think it was a mosquito.

19:58 <Pony_65953> The next thing that went on in my head explains my new nickname

19:59 *** Pony_65953 is now known as Diane_Pie

19:59 <Diane_Pie> My inner Pinkie started jumping up and down, declareing "again, again"

20:00 <Diane_Pie> I had to laugh

20:05 <Diane_Pie> is that strange?

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20:09 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by ExplodingPonyToast: Music: Daniel Ingram - I've Got To Find A Way (Elias Frost Cover) [Folk Pop] [ http://tinyurl.com/jknzvln ]

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20:10 * Electron is spooked by Diane_Pie

20:10 <wobniaR> Not spooky at all

20:10 <Diane_Pie> It helped me stay sane

20:13 <wobniaR> Wow dem new Symmetra skills

20:13 <wobniaR> I hope she becomes awesome

20:13 <wobniaR> All the shield's

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20:16 <wobniaR> Lunatic, i actually did some research into those skype compromises

20:16 <wobniaR> Lemme pull up my tweet

20:17 <wobniaR> https://twitter.com/stealerofmuffin/status/796439751578550278 i didn't go too in depth sadly, but the article link has a bit more info

20:18 <wobniaR> Most likely your skype creds were obtained in a breach and used to send out spam

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20:18 <Diane_Pie> But I have no creds

20:19 <wobniaR> I did hear that skype recently allows people to use it without creating an account

20:19 <wobniaR> Is that your case?

20:21 <Electron> What? No creds?

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20:25 <Diane_Pie> I have no creds but 80+ contacts

20:25 <Diane_Pie> send everyone a link via bot

20:26 <Diane_Pie> spam

20:26 <Diane_Pie> be right back

20:26 <wobniaR> I think you misunderstood me

20:26 <wobniaR> Credentials means your username and password you use to login to skype

20:27 * Sour_Sweet drops in and randomly cuddles wobniaR and Electron

20:27 <wobniaR> Yeah Electron go ahead, me no

20:28 <Sour_Sweet> Too late.

20:28 * Electron hugs Sour_Sweet 'coz why not?

20:28 <wobniaR> I accept hugs only from a few people

20:28 <Electron> From nerds only.

20:28 * Electron giggles

20:28 <wobniaR> Pls

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20:28 <Sour_Sweet> Also since when are plush piggie banks a good idea 6_9?

20:28 <wobniaR> Sometimes i make exceptions

20:28 <wobniaR> Beats me i don't own one

20:29 <Sour_Sweet> I'm the exception to all the rules.

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20:29 <Electron> Moondancer is your choice, wobniaR.

20:29 <Electron> The nerdiest of nerds.

20:29 <wobniaR> I do have a Moondancer plush

20:29 <Sour_Sweet> I break all the rules and get away with it because cute and silly.

20:29 <Sour_Sweet> And there ain't nothin' you can do about it.

20:29 <wobniaR> I can link her if you want

20:30 <Electron> Do it.

20:30 <wobniaR> She's very nerdy looking it's grest

20:31 <wobniaR> http://fireflytwinkletoes.deviantart.com/art/Moondancer-s-Sweater-611784273

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20:33 <Thelema5> 'Tis her very likeness

20:33 <Sour_Sweet> With your Twilight crush obtaining Moondancer only makes sense

20:33 <Sour_Sweet> (You know it's true)

20:34 <Electron> She's irritated.

20:34 <Electron> And that's making her even nerdier.

20:34 <wobniaR> I know it's great, she personified Moondancer so well

20:35 <wobniaR> Even little hair strands popping out, the nerdy sweater and the glasses

20:35 <wobniaR> A real work of art

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20:42 <Sour_Sweet> I somehow never understood why people are into Moondancer that much.

20:42 <Sour_Sweet> She's quite odd imho.

20:43 <Electron> Says GlimGlam fan, LEL.

20:44 <Bastion_2100> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvHjjrtQPgY&t

20:44 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

20:44 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about We Are Number One but completely tragic and I seriously regret making it

20:44 <Sour_Sweet> Well you know I like all evil and reformed horses

20:44 <Sour_Sweet> (Except for Trixie because that doesn't count as evil)

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20:45 <SpaceGuy> Hello?

20:45 <Sour_Sweet> Hello SpaceGuy

20:45 <SpaceGuy> Hi! Was wondering about this website. new to it and is there a way to make an account or something?

20:46 <Sour_Sweet> Starlight has everything one can ask for: Character, maigc, a troubled past, the hidden desire to take over the world, ...

20:46 <Electron> Hello.

20:46 <SpaceGuy> Hai

20:46 <Sour_Sweet> SpaceGuy: This chat is not really realted to EquestriaDialy directly.

20:46 <Sour_Sweet> You can comment on EqD or use their forums

20:46 <SpaceGuy> I know... just was wondering. ok

20:46 <Sour_Sweet> Both require a different account

20:47 <SpaceGuy> Cool, thx.

20:47 <Sour_Sweet> One is uhh Diqous (Or something named similar) and the other well a normal forum

20:47 <SpaceGuy> a bit annoying how there's no meetup groups in the state of colorado

20:49 <Sour_Sweet> Also: People in this chat are kinda from all over the wolrd ;-)

20:49 <Sour_Sweet> world*

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20:49 <SpaceGuy> oh. like I said new

20:49 <Sour_Sweet> No worries

20:49 * Electron says quietly: "Yeah..."

20:50 <Sour_Sweet> Back on topic: See liking Glim Glam is perfectly reasonable. The opposite is what makes you somewhat insane :D

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20:51 <Electron> I agree on the "insane" part.

20:52 <Sour_Sweet> !link https://derpibooru.org/1301259

20:53 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this picture is about confrontation twilight's castle castle of the royal pony sisters magic duo (and 6 more)

20:54 * Twilight_Shimmer boops SunsetShimmer

20:55 <wobniaR> He left pretty quick

20:55 <wobniaR> Moondancer is a relatable character Sour_Sweet

20:56 <wobniaR> Her story arc was pretty tragic and not as dramatic as GlimGlam but really hit a lot of people in the feels

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20:57 <Twilight_Shimmer> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reOj_z6aPws

20:57 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

20:57 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Never Take Fluttershy away form Discord

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21:04 <wobniaR> Well yeah he was about to rip some chaos into the changeling horde

21:04 <Electron> Maybe I saw myself in Moondancer, Sour_Sweet.

21:05 * Electron darts his eyes left and right

21:05 <wobniaR> Literally the only thing that saved the changelings was Chrysalis' plot doomed throne

21:05 * Sour_Sweet applies a nerd sticker to Electron's head

21:05 <wobniaR> Cause oh anti magic force field of course

21:05 <Sour_Sweet> A fair point I guess Electron  ;-)

21:05 * Electron :I

21:05 * Electron :I's at Sour_Sweet

21:07 <wobniaR> It's okay Electron we love you for who you are

21:07 <Electron> ( '_')

21:07 <Sour_Sweet> Meanwhile I keep praising the moon

21:09 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Community Soapbox #8 - Explore Equestria BETRAYAL, Fandom Shipping Ponies,  [ http://tinyurl.com/zyjxwxl ]

21:12 <Electron> Bass time!

21:13 <Electron> I'm in the process of makin' pony song cover, wobniaR. This routine iteration I do it in honour of you.

21:15 <wobniaR> In honor of my nerdery? Heh

21:15 <wobniaR> Glad i could be an inspiration for you

21:16 <wobniaR> https://twitter.com/aceattorneygame/status/801169375973650432 Achtung baby

21:16 * wobniaR slaps SunsetShimmer with guilty love

21:17 <SunsetShimmer> x3

21:18 <wobniaR> Only the 6th strangest hair

21:18 * Twilight_Shimmer boops SunsetShimmer again

21:18 * SunsetShimmer boops Twilight_Shimmer¬

21:18 <Twilight_Shimmer> ^_^

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21:18 * Cepheid flops in.

21:18 <wobniaR> I can't choose a favorite prosecutor out of him, Blackquill and Edgeworth

21:18 <Twilight_Shimmer> !hug

21:18 <DerpyBot> Hugtiem? :3

21:18 * DerpyBot wraps her front hooves around Twilight_Shimmer in a tight embrace

21:19 <wobniaR> And Franny

21:19 <Twilight_Shimmer> I never realized how hard it could be coming up with a name for a pony oc lol

21:20 <Twilight_Shimmer> Ihave the back stor worked out and the description, but I just cannot think of a name XD

21:20 <Electron> Really? Name it like Lavender Swift and that's it.

21:20 <wobniaR> ^

21:20 <wobniaR> I'm stealing that name

21:20 <Twilight_Shimmer> thats actualy not a bad name XD

21:20 <Electron> Donut Steel.

21:20 <wobniaR> :(

21:21 <wobniaR> But

21:21 <Electron> No butts.

21:21 <wobniaR> You're not the boss of me!

21:21 <Electron> Donut "Period" Steel.

21:21 <Electron> Wait, that sounds poorly. :|

21:25 * Twilight_Shimmer noms on mc donalds

21:29 <Divide|Tech> So, I'm almost finished my break, but my... I almost think I've had enough coffee.  Almost.

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21:29 <Divide|Tech> 8 cups in 2 hours was not quite sufficient.

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21:32 * Divide|Tech turns around, hears thirty cracks. "Whee."

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21:36 <Electron> Wow.

21:41 <Librarian> such wow, much yay

21:42 <Lumin> whee

21:42 * Lumin steals Librarian for hugs

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21:44 <Sour_Sweet> Don't cut yourself with paper

21:45 * Librarian is stolen

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21:53 * Twilight_Shimmer boops the awesome SunsetShimmer

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22:02 <Electron> Good night, pones.

22:06 <Finwe> Noight.

22:07 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Drawfriend Stuff #2085 [ http://tinyurl.com/jnft9za ]

22:08 <Sour_Sweet> Silly ponies sleeping at night.

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22:18 <Thelema5> I wouldn't mind a nap

22:18 <Thelema5> It's nearly time to go home, huzzah

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22:22 <Thelema5> Cheater

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22:32 <Sour_Sweet> The problem with naps is that I feel they don't really help and end up screwing with your inner clock in the end.

22:32 <Sour_Sweet> Then again that doesn't stop me 6_9

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22:38 *** Changeling_Nightmares is now known as Filly_Nightmares

22:38 <Diane_Pie> I figured out my predicement.

22:39 <Diane_Pie> Everything is predictable in my life.

22:43 <Librarian> .

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22:46 <Diane_Pie> To a .

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22:46 <Cepheid> Divide|Tech, how is it you are not yet dead from drinking 8 cups of coffee?

22:46 * Twilight_Shimmer boops Cepheid

22:46 <Finwe> !twilight time

22:46 * DerpyBot bounces around in front of Twilight_Shimmer

22:46 <DerpyBot> Twilight time, Twilight time!

22:46 <Finwe> o3o!

22:46 * Twilight_Shimmer boops Finwe

22:46 * Cepheid is booped.

22:46 <Finwe> *bouncebounce*

22:46 <Twilight_Shimmer> :)

22:49 * Filly_Nightmares hats on Finwe and wears Cepheid as a hat

22:50 <Twilight_Shimmer> XD

22:50 * Finwe nose-wiggles and doffs his Filly_Nightmares.

22:53 * Filly_Nightmares floofles.

22:54 *** Fall is now known as FallenSilent

22:58 <Twilight_Shimmer> hm...

23:01 * Cepheid flops onto a bed. He's not feeling too great. His lymph nodes are a bit sore to the touch, he has a headache, and feels all "blah" in general.

23:01 * Twilight_Shimmer hugs Cepheid

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23:16 <Cepheid> Heh.

23:16 <Cepheid> So I finally purchased God Eater 2 Rage Burst in English.  But here's the kicker.

23:16 <Cepheid> I have an achievement unlocked for it.  From back in 2015.  Before the game was released in the West.

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23:18 <Thelema5> That's fun.

23:20 <Cepheid> Yeah, the reason for it is because I own the Japanese version of the game.

23:20 <Cepheid> Also, I was talking with my dad while he was playing Freecell, I asked him what his record was.

23:20 <Cepheid> Since he installed Windows 10 on his laptop, he's played 594 games.

23:20 <Cepheid> Guess how many he's won.

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23:21 <Thelema5> 594?

23:22 <Cepheid> Yep.

23:22 <Cepheid> He's good at the game.  Finishes most in a few minutes, and he's got a track record for never losing.

23:23 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Comic: Seeds of Darkness 153:2 / Beginnings 18 / Star Mares 3.1.1 / Find Yourself 195 / Chryistening 2-3 / Talisman 22 / Temple of Bloom 14 / Longest Night 3 [ http://tinyurl.com/hh4qw3o ]

23:23 <Thelema5> Wow.  Is there a world competition?

23:24 <FruitNibbler> http://consc.net/misc/proofs.html

23:24 <Cepheid> I don't know, but if there is, he could probably do pretty good in it.

23:24 <Cepheid> I want to show him one of those unwinnable games from Windows 7.

23:25 <Cepheid> But as he's running 10, he can't do them.

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23:29 * Thelema5 is eating ghost pepper beef jerky and offers some to everypony

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23:30 * Cepheid noms.

23:30 * Cepheid promptly passes out.

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23:31 <wobniaR> SunsetShimmer http://jakewhyman.tumblr.com/post/153522817637/lickinbled-asutori-i-love-ace-attorney and http://dsana.deviantart.com/art/Commission-Duel-Of-The-Manes-646366495

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23:31 <SunsetShimmer> x3

23:32 <Thelema5> That character looks just like John Cleese

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23:39 * Cepheid makes a mess of Thelema5's house. Particularly the kitchen.

23:44 * Librarian puts a cepheid dsguise a la mimikyu

23:44 * Twilight`Sparkle explodes a turkey in the oven.

23:44 <Librarian> im cepheid now owo

23:44 <Cepheid> Are you sure you want to be me?

23:44 *** Librarian is now known as cephekyu

23:44 <Cepheid> I'm a whiney, depressive, sinus-infected baby.

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23:48 <Cepheid> Heh.

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23:48 <Cepheid> Apparently, a "glitch" in the new Pokemon games isn't a glitch.

23:48 <Cepheid> It's the result of players using a cheat tool.

23:48 <Twilight`Sparkle> oh?

23:48 * Filly_Nightmares floofles.

23:48 <Filly_Nightmares> Oooh

23:48 <KooK> Sinus-infected?  That part is new

23:48 <Twilight`Sparkle> ...no it's not.

23:48 <FreezeFrame> Which glitch is that?

23:48 <Cepheid> Yeah.  There's a glitch in the more recent games where if you save in the pokecenter, the game will lock up and become unplayable.

23:48 <Cepheid> Well, it's not a glitch.

23:48 <FreezeFrame> Ah

23:49 <Cepheid> The people suffering from it are using a cheat tool to add pokemon to their saves.

23:49 <Cepheid> Problem is, the tool has a bug, which is what's causing the glitch.

23:49 <Cepheid> They truncated some data in the save file, which when the game loads, will cause the game to spaz out.

23:50 <Cepheid> So, basically, every player going out and whining about this glitch has basically outed themselves as a cheater.

23:52 <KooK> I wonder if that was on purpose

23:52 <Cepheid> No, it was patched out in a later update.

23:52 <Cepheid> The truncation was a mistake.

23:52 <Cepheid> Though it could have been intentional for a short period, yes.

23:52 <Twilight`Sparkle> the bug was in the cheat tool.

23:52 <Twilight`Sparkle> So I highly doubt this was intentional effect.

23:53 <Librarian> just play normally i say

23:53 <Librarian> its way more fun

23:53 * Cepheid debates what he should play in God Eater 2. Female, but what primary weapon? Scythe sounds fun.

23:53 <Twilight`Sparkle> Maracas.

23:53 <Cepheid> Alas, not possible.  Otherwise I would.

23:53 <KooK> Well, it's not uncommon where people put glitches or 'viruses' in programs they designed as cheats for things

23:54 <KooK> Whether it be an old school photoshop break tool or a video game cheat

23:54 * Librarian throws a pokeball at kook

23:54 <Sour_Sweet> Reminds me a little of Game Dev Tycoon where players of a pirated copy would report a bug on their forums because their company always went bankrupt due to piracy.

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23:55 <Cepheid> We got Knives(Low damage, fast, high combo count), Long Swords(Medium-combos, average damage, medium speed), Buster Swords(Low combos, mix of slash and crushing damage, resulting in high damage, slow as hell)...

23:55 <Sour_Sweet> Which in that case was of course was intentional behaviour of the game.

23:55 <Cepheid> Hammers, which are slow, but high crushing damage.  Spears, nice combos, high piercing damage, fast.  Scythes, high slashing damage, mostly horizontal attack combos.  Has a round-about swipe.

23:56 <Cepheid> Most of the Scythe weapons resembles Ruby's scythe from RWYB.

23:56 <Twilight`Sparkle> Which I've ignored entirely.

23:57 <Librarian> mechanical scythe

23:57 <Librarian> yay

23:57 <Librarian> i played a bit with koro sensei face

23:57 <Librarian> i loked so funny

23:57 <Cepheid> Gonna go with a female character this time.

23:57 <Librarian> redehad

23:57 <Librarian> i mean redhead

23:58 <Cepheid> Sure, why not?  Recreate Ruby. :P

23:58 <Librarian> call her ruby

23:58 <Cepheid> Wait, her hair was black.

23:58 <Librarian> redhead ruby

23:58 <Twilight`Sparkle> Make her a redhead, name her Obsidian.

23:59 <Cepheid> Should that be her name or codename?

23:59 <Twilight`Sparkle> You pick.

23:59 <Cepheid> Her codename is generally displays on the UI, while the real name is displayed in text.

23:59 <Cepheid> Obsidian feels more like a codename.

23:59 <Librarian> call her juby

23:59 <Cepheid> Especially if using sharp slashing weapons.  Obsidian weapons tend to be unbelievably sharp.

23:59 <Librarian> name of a singer i like

23:59 <Twilight`Sparkle> Real name Noire?