Log archive of EquestriaDaily for Friday, 2017-04-21

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00:02 <Finwe> ThatAnonPony: Eeeyup. Shark.

00:02 <Finwe> Or "hai", as the Norwegians and Finns put it.

00:03 <Finwe> And the Germans as well, even though they spell it with a capital H.

00:04 <Night_Blitz> "hai suomalainen"

00:04 <Night_Blitz> A shark finn

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00:11 * Schism giggles helplessly at a conversation in FimFiction's Discord channel.

00:12 <Duck> schism: I do have it all downloaded

00:12 <Duck> but when i don't have access to all my ponies

00:12 <Duck> i found a website to use

00:17 <SaultSteMarie> aight needa game for a while

00:18 <Schism> Duck: by the way, at some point I'm tempted to play a round or two of Duck Game against you.

00:18 * Twilight`Sparkle pokes sthe dead Cepheid.

00:22 * Cepheid swings at a Lizalfos. Takes out a tree nearby.

00:22 <Twilight`Sparkle> Breath of the

00:22 <Twilight`Sparkle> Wild?

00:22 <Duck> Schism: I've never played that game

00:22 <Duck> lol

00:23 <Cepheid> Yep.

00:23 <SaultSteMarie> Hrm.

00:23 <Twilight`Sparkle> liking it?

00:24 <Cepheid> Very much, yes.

00:24 <Schism> Duck: It's good.  A cute little platformer where every duck blasts each other in the face.  You might want to look it up.

00:24 <Duck> Schism: I shall

00:25 <Night_Blitz> Duck, Duck, Goose, Game

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00:25 * Finwe serves Duck. In orange sauce. o3o

00:26 <Duck> OwO

00:26 <Twilight`Sparkle> Tuck, tuck, loose, blame.

00:26 <Night_Blitz> Peking Duck

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00:26 <Night_Blitz> usually you end up getting chicken

00:33 * Cepheid gets struck by lightning.

00:33 <Twilight`Sparkle> TO HOME  I GO!

00:33 <Twilight`Sparkle> me turns off the lightning machine on the way out

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00:40 <Cepheid> Okay, I am not destined to be heading to this area just yet.

00:40 <Cepheid> As an enemy one-shotted me.

00:43 <Duck> Schism: I've seen this game before

00:43 <Duck> people wanted me to buy it so bad a few months ago

00:43 <Schism> Cepheid: You know, you can just... avoid those attacks.

00:43 <Duck> but I was alwas so broke

00:43 <Cepheid> Schism:  Yeah, I know. :P

00:43 <Cepheid> But the fact is, they kill me in one hit regardless.

00:43 <Schism> Duck, it's fun... but your call.  >.>

00:46 <Cepheid> ... Retsam Forest.  Are they even trying?

00:46 <Schism> Considering they named an area 'The Lost Woods', I'm going to venture forth and say... no.

00:55 <Finwe> My advice is still, "Go to Hyrule Castle."

00:57 <Finwe> and with these words... Good night, everypony!

00:57 <Finwe> !lullaby

00:57 * DerpyBot carries Finwe off to bed

00:57 * DerpyBot tucks Finwe in and hums a lullaby

00:58 <Night_Blitz> Finwe: did you mean "Tsol Eht Woods"

00:59 <Night_Blitz> well, Schism, not Finwe

01:01 * Filly_Nightmares skree

01:01 <ADragonDreaming> Go to the pickle mines

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01:03 <Sombra> And make a nickle

01:03 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by ExplodingPonyToast: Show Song Remixes! Daniel Ingram - Best Friends Until The End Of Time (Delta Brony Remix) [Chiptune House] / Daniel Ingram - Battle Of The Bands (Shadowcat Remix) [Drum & Bass] [ http://tinyurl.com/m6fnr4u ]

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01:19 <Cepheid> Well, so far the only lead I have is to go try and get past that one area where I died in one hit.

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01:31 <Golden_1> Weather must be making my connection spotty

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01:40 <Midnight_Lilly> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/MStfbmj7/irccloudcapture865385848.jpg

01:41 <SaultSteMarie> that reads like something someone wrote on their gravestone

01:42 <SaultSteMarie> but like they're not really dead

01:42 <SaultSteMarie> and just standing behind a nearby tree, waiting to see people's reactions

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01:47 <Midnight_Lilly> Lol

01:47 <Midnight_Lilly> There's a ton of these

01:47 <Librarian> owo

01:48 <Midnight_Lilly> Theres one lamenting about how proper use of grammar is dead

01:48 <Librarian> People seem to like my world building

01:48 <ADragonDreaming> Pillars of Eternity.

01:48 <ADragonDreaming> Those are backer messages.

01:48 <Midnight_Lilly> Yeah.

01:48 <ADragonDreaming> Because the game was kickstarted.

01:48 <Librarian> im bad at  grammar owo but im a genius at world building

01:48 <Midnight_Lilly> Some are halarious

01:48 <SaultSteMarie> did anyone see that body horror movie from a few years ago?

01:49 <SaultSteMarie> the one about the kid whose skeleton starts growing on its own, nearly doubling in size and distending his entire body along with it?

01:49 <ADragonDreaming> Nope!

01:49 <SaultSteMarie> Think it was called "Boyhood" or something?

01:49 <Librarian> desnt ring a bell

01:49 <Midnight_Lilly> Nope

01:49 <Midnight_Lilly> And I never want to see it thanks to you

01:50 <Librarian> i dont watch body horror, or horror inn general

01:50 <Librarian> i get sad about the suffering of the characters

01:50 <SaultSteMarie> (It's not actually a horror movie. This was a joke contingent upon people being aware of the movie and knowing this x_X)

01:52 <Librarian> i might have a sort of hero complex owo

01:52 <ADragonDreaming> ...there was a joke?

01:52 * Librarian checks

01:52 <SaultSteMarie> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boyhood_(film) the moment's kind of gone but w/e

01:52 <Midnight_Lilly> I'm with ADragonDreaming

01:52 <Midnight_Lilly> I don't see a joke here

01:53 <SaultSteMarie> like it was a movie filmed over ten years about a kid growing up

01:53 <ADragonDreaming> First I've heard of it!

01:53 <SaultSteMarie> it won like several uh

01:53 <SaultSteMarie> goldenman movieawardthings

01:53 <ADragonDreaming> Of course it did, it was a ten year project about a boy growing up with divorced parents.

01:54 <SaultSteMarie> oh man I should've included that

01:54 <Midnight_Lilly> Ehhh

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01:58 <Librarian> reading time owo

01:58 <Librarian> see ya tommorow

01:58 <Librarian> !moo

01:58 <DerpyBot> Who are you calling a cow?!

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01:58 <Golden> .-.

01:59 <Cepheid> ...?  The cats are acting like someone was trying to open the door downstairs..

01:59 <ADragonDreaming> Moo.

01:59 * Cepheid goes to check.

01:59 <ADragonDreaming> Woop, best hide.

01:59 <SaultSteMarie> Yeah it could be a monster like a child with a growing skeleton, or possibly a woman with a second skeleton growing in her abdomen.

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02:03 <Cepheid> Nothing as far as I could see, though just shortly after I went off to check, I did hear someone attempting to open the door.

02:03 <Cepheid> I checked the garage, and looked around outdoors with a hammer and light on hand.  Didn't see anyone.

02:03 <SaultSteMarie> .___________.

02:04 <SaultSteMarie> i would've locked the door and stayed inside

02:04 <Cepheid> Probably would have been the best idea, yes.  That said, both doors were locked anyways.

02:04 <Cepheid> Though, it could have been the wind.

02:05 <Cepheid> I'm looking outside right now, and I'm seeing heavy gusting blowing the trees around harshly.

02:05 <SaultSteMarie> I like living an apartment with like code-locked frontdoors.

02:05 <Cepheid> 'Specially since there appears to be a storm headed my way.

02:08 <SaultSteMarie> oh okay so when i was in uni my parents replaced a sump pump and the replacement was REALLY noisy

02:08 <SaultSteMarie> i didn't know this

02:09 <SaultSteMarie> so one night I was back at their house in the weekend and I heart something that sounded like an explosion coming from outside

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02:14 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Nightly Discussion #1053 [ http://tinyurl.com/n2btbh2 ]

02:15 <Cepheid> In any case, I'm sleeping with the hammer nearby.

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02:21 <nick> Hi

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02:25 <ADragonDreaming> hi.

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02:33 <Thelema5> Hello everypony

02:33 <ADragonDreaming> hihi

02:35 * Tempo waves

02:35 <Midnight_Lilly> I dont wat ugh no

02:36 <Starwatcher> WHY are there so many ponies here!

02:36 <Starwatcher> gosh!

02:36 <Cepheid> Right...  I don't think I'm supposed to be fighting this.

02:36 <ADragonDreaming> Found the beef gate?

02:37 <Cepheid> Beef gate?

02:37 <ADragonDreaming> http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeefGate

02:38 <Cepheid> Right.  Yeah, something like that, except more "I think I was supposed to sneak."

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02:46 <Cepheid> Yep, it's a sneaking mission.

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02:48 <Thelema5> My internet connection is crap right now

02:48 <Thelema5> I can't even watch youtube

02:49 <Sombra> help

02:49 <DerpyBot> Anything I can do to heeeelp?

02:49 <Starwatcher> no

02:50 <Starwatcher> !!

02:50 <Starwatcher> xD

02:50 <ADragonDreaming> !muffin

02:50 <DerpyBot> Muffins!! You have any? :3

02:50 <ADragonDreaming> yes

02:50 <DerpyBot> Thank you!!

02:50 * DerpyBot glomps ADragonDreaming

02:51 <Starwatcher> you ok rainbow dash? anything i can do to halp?

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03:19 <Thelema5> Hi KooK

03:20 <Thelema5> Have you ever done any scrapping?

03:20 <KooK> mmmmmmmmmm

03:20 <KooK> not really, why?

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03:21 <Thelema5> I have an opportunity to take 70 CRT tvs from the hotel I wor at, and just watched a video on how to break them down for scrap.  Apparently they average about $2.50 in scrap weight, mostly in copper and stainless steel.

03:22 <Thelema5> That would be about $175 in scrap value, but it's a lot of work

03:22 <KooK> That would be some work...

03:23 <Thelema5> Yeah, roughly 15 minutes per TV

03:23 <KooK> not to mention a lot of extra trash

03:23 <Thelema5> I can filter that off over time

03:23 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by ExplodingPonyToast: Music: MetalPony - Fandom Pride [Metal] [ http://tinyurl.com/lzu3f7y ]

03:24 <KooK> So we're talking ~$10 an hour, a ton of trash, transportation to the scrap place, and hopefully that's the money it goes for.

03:25 <Thelema5> Yeah, it's not easy money but it's available.

03:25 <Thelema5> I'll probably not bother

03:26 <KooK> I'd contact the scrap yard and get current prices on all of this

03:27 <Thelema5> Most of the waste weight is in glass, which recycles here free.  The worst leftover component would just be the plastic casing

03:27 <Thelema5> Yeah, of course.  XD

03:27 <Thelema5> I have a former coworker who does scrapping in her spare time, I'll probably just let her have them.

03:28 <KooK> If you want the extra money, there's always a street corner you can show a little leg on

03:28 <Thelema5> Heh

03:28 <Thelema5> My legs are nothing people want to see

03:30 <Thelema5> Well I've come up short hunting morels this year; I usually sell them to a local boutique market.  Same with ramps, but I've not had time to forage them

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03:32 <Thelema5> Morels sell for $15-$20 per pound wholesale.  Ramps usually go for $7 wholesale

03:32 <Thelema5> Both are usually easy money, but this year the crosshairs haven't aligned

03:37 * Thelema5 hits up his new jar of Ms. Renfro's Ghost Pepper Salsa

03:38 <KooK> Craigslist free section!

03:39 <Thelema5> I give stuff away on craiglsit all the time

03:40 <Thelema5> Even an old rusted-out water heater

03:40 <Thelema5> Scrappers take all that stuff, which is what made me think there might be some value in 70 CRT TVs XD

03:41 <Tirek> I want 70 crt tvs.

03:41 <Tirek> I dunno what for, but I do.

03:41 <Thelema5> Shotgun targets?

03:42 <Thelema5> Honestly, that was my first thought XD

03:42 <Thelema5> But then I thought about cleaning up all that broken glass O.o

03:43 <SunsetShimmer> Reminds me of the one quote glados makes in portal 2...

03:44 <Thelema5> Oh?

03:44 * Thelema5 bangs his fist on the desk HOLY CRUD this is a hot salsa for a commercial brand

03:45 <SunsetShimmer> http://www.portal2sounds.com/1424#q=glass

03:45 <SunsetShimmer> there ya go

03:45 <Thelema5> HEH

03:49 * Thelema5 finally cools off a bit, WOW that's a great salsa.

03:49 <Thelema5> 4 minutes of silence is a good indication

03:50 <SunsetShimmer> Salsa is best with a little heat and some cheesy nachos

03:51 <Thelema5> This one is A LOT of heat

03:52 <Thelema5> Kudos to Walmart for selling it alongside their usual suspects

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03:55 <Cepheid> Tizzy just woke up, did a horizontal 360, then a vertical 360, and then a vertical and horizontal 360.  I have no idea over what.

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04:00 <Schism> Perhaps call Tizzy 'Spazzy'?

04:01 <Schism> Thelema5: How do you find that salsa?  I adore it.  o3o

04:01 <Schism> Oh yes, you said.  Yeah, I knew you'd like that one.  :D

04:02 <Schism> It's got some great flavour alongside the utterly insane heat.

04:03 <Cepheid> ... A freakin' diamond, along with a zora spear, and five flint to remake that weapon...  Sheesh.

04:04 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Low Effect PMV Compilation #177 [ http://tinyurl.com/mqtrpuw ]

04:05 <Schism> Thelema5: It might be best mixed in with some Kraft Dinner.  >.>

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04:15 <SaultSteMarie> okay

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04:16 <SaultSteMarie> So using "they" as a singular pronoun has this like... So Indo-European languages have this t/v distinction thing where... basically plural pronouns line up with polite pronouns

04:16 <SaultSteMarie> I'm explaining that wrong but whatever.

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04:17 <SaultSteMarie> I forgot where I was going with that.

04:17 <SunsetShimmer> I'm not sure we have any sort of context for what you were saying it for

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04:20 <SaultSteMarie> Erm, I was typing something else and noticed myself using "they" as a singular a lot, without ambiguous genders.

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04:20 <SaultSteMarie> Like... "So-and-so isn't here right now." "Oh? Where are they?" sounds less blunt than "So-and-so isn't here right now." "Oh? Where is he?"

04:21 <SaultSteMarie> Like the former sounds more... curious, the latter sounds more like an accusation/like the person is urgently being sought.

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04:29 <Cepheid> <NPC>  "What is that!?"  <Link> "A bomb."

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04:30 <Schism> Cepheid: Try disarming an enemy, and then placing a lit bomb near them.

04:31 <Cepheid> I'll give that a try later.

04:31 <Cepheid> For now, I must sleep.

04:31 <Schism> G'iiight.  Sleep well et al.

04:31 <Cepheid> G'night.

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04:32 <Schism> doll over*

04:32 <Braixen> i had a major problem

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04:33 <Braixen> my irc keeped knocking me out

04:33 <Braixen> but Im good

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05:04 <Starwatcher> well, that was interesting.

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05:07 <Starwatcher> I want to join the dark side. can somepony help me?

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05:10 <RazorSharpFang> Starwatcher: Pretty sure you're beyond help. ;)

05:10 <Sombra> I need help

05:11 <Starwatcher> ... RazorSharpFang that's actually one of the nicest things somepony has said to me in a long time

05:12 <Starwatcher> ... thanks.

05:13 <RazorSharpFang> : |

05:13 <Jackie_> Have you spotted a red giant?

05:13 * Starwatcher fluffs himself up and rolls over

05:14 <RazorSharpFang> I'm really confused right now.

05:14 <RazorSharpFang> These shares I own just jumped 9.6% today.

05:14 <Starwatcher> which ones

05:15 <RazorSharpFang> asx:due ; duet group

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05:17 <Starwatcher> none appears

05:17 <Starwatcher> null

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05:21 <RazorSharpFang> http://www.asx.com.au/asx/share-price-research/company/DUE - try here. It's on the Australian stock exchange

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05:24 <Starwatcher> RazorSharpFang, ever done anything with adaptive filters?

05:24 <Starwatcher> you're comp sci, this might be more of an EE thing

05:25 <RazorSharpFang> Not a clue what that means lol

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05:29 <Starwatcher> oh, doesn't matter.

05:29 <Starwatcher> I was playing with some predictive algorithms for an unrelated project

05:30 <Starwatcher> was wondering what would happen if I let them loose on some penny stocks

05:30 <Starwatcher> ... I'm sure that smarter people than I have thought about this

05:30 <Starwatcher> was just wondering if there was a simple way that gives a slight... slight edge over a human trader

05:34 <RazorSharpFang> Starwatcher: Remember that there is a brokerage charge for each transaction on the stock exchange, around $19.99 or so. So you have to buy a semi-significant portion if you want to make any profit at all.

05:34 <Starwatcher> yes, I know.

05:34 <Starwatcher> I was thinking of simulating it using some historical stock data

05:34 <Starwatcher> to see what would happen

05:35 <RazorSharpFang> The entire stock exchange is everyone trying to outplay everyone else. You can't really do that kind of thing ith the system as it stands.

05:37 <Starwatcher> yeah I know.

05:37 <Starwatcher> I'm just curious.

06:05 <Starwatcher> man im bored

06:06 <Schism> D'aww!  http://freefall.purrsia.com/

06:07 <Starwatcher> is there an opposite to D'aww?

06:07 <Starwatcher> like, a picture of pure evil

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06:32 <Schism> I can think of three pictures of pure evil which would fit the circumstances, but none of them would be appropriate for this channel.

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07:15 <ConfusionRift> Hello everypony.

07:15 <Gladiosocks> hai

07:15 * Gladiosocks hugs Starlight_Glimmer

07:15 <Gladiosocks> i emant starwartcher, who left

07:15 <Gladiosocks> deeeerp

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07:36 <Finwe> Good morning, everypony.

07:36 <Finwe> Lt Cdr ConfusionRift, Mr Gladiosocks.

07:36 <Finwe> o7

07:36 * Midnight_Lilly steals Finwe nose

07:36 <ConfusionRift> RAdm. Finwe. (salutes)

07:37 <Finwe> Hello, Midnight_Lilly.

07:37 * Finwe speaks in a weird tone because his nose is stolen.

07:37 <Midnight_Lilly> Hi

07:42 <Verandure> Mornin' Finwe.

07:43 <Finwe> Greetings, Verandure.

07:44 <Verandure> How do?

07:46 <Gladiosocks> starcraft is free

07:46 <Gladiosocks> reliving 2002

07:46 <Gladiosocks> even making bush jokes in chat lmao

07:46 * Finwe cough coughs.

07:46 <Finwe> Apart from this cough I'm quite fine.

07:48 * ConfusionRift patpats Finwe.

07:49 <Midnight_Lilly> Strcraft cost money silly

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07:50 <Finwe> Midnight_Lilly: I think that you can gain limited access to it for free.

07:50 <Midnight_Lilly> Oh

07:50 <Midnight_Lilly> That's no fun

07:51 * Finwe only plays Hearthpone because it's free.

07:51 <Midnight_Lilly> But it's great way to get new people into the game

07:52 <ConfusionRift> Meh, they always want moneys.

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07:52 <Gladiosocks> no it's entirely free

07:53 <Gladiosocks> they released hte original f r e e

07:53 <Gladiosocks> https://starcraft.com/en-gb/articles/20674424

07:53 <Gladiosocks> free

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07:54 <ConfusionRift> "StarCraft and StarCraft: Brood War are now free."

07:54 <ConfusionRift> Okay.

07:55 <Finwe> I thought that they were talking of SC II.

07:55 <ConfusionRift> Nah man. Highly doubt that will happen any time soon.

07:56 <Gladiosocks> nah

07:56 <Gladiosocks> releasing the original to get hype for the remaster is Hecka Smart

07:56 <ConfusionRift> Suppose so.

07:58 <Finwe> Yup.

08:01 <Schism> Definitely a good idea.

08:03 <ConfusionRift> Not gonna get any more games for a while. Have to shrink that queue list.

08:07 <ConfusionRift> Also got a flash cart, so... yeah.

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08:07 <Schism> That does tend to limit one's purchases.

08:08 <Midnight_Lilly> Rawr

08:11 <Midnight_Lilly> What's the limitations on the old star craft game

08:11 <ConfusionRift> No idea.

08:12 <Schism> There are a wide variety of limitations in regards to the AI, which led to the gamers exploiting that for all it's worth.  For all practical purposes, Starcraft 1 is now functionally solved, game-wise.

08:14 <Schism> In part, that's what made it so endearing to the professional gamers: the rock-paper-scissors standoff which most despise rendered the game interesting long past what most would consider a regular lifespan.

08:18 <Schism> That's what a balanced game truly means: that when everything's been mapped out and solved, the players themselves still provide for an interesting situation.

08:19 <Gladiosocks> oh man

08:19 <Gladiosocks> no limitations, it's the full old game

08:19 <Gladiosocks> so like, it has a tiny resolution :p

08:19 <ConfusionRift> Well, of course. Otherwise it would be a demo.

08:20 <Gladiosocks> also

08:20 <Schism> And there /was/ a demo for Starcraft, as I recall.

08:20 <Gladiosocks> i just found a retail copy of red alert while messing around downstairs

08:20 <Gladiosocks> yes, and you could get the disk to make a "spawn" version for lan parties o3o

08:21 <Schism> It's basically Blizzard saying, "Hey, this game is 20-ish years old now, let's make it free so that people will buy Starcraft 2".  Which is good sense.

08:21 * ConfusionRift sighs.

08:22 <Gladiosocks> no so people will buy the remaster in a few months too :p

08:22 <Schism> That too.

08:22 <Gladiosocks> ahh einsten killing hitler

08:22 <Gladiosocks> a classic

08:22 <Gladiosocks> man these disks are mint too, what a find

08:22 <Schism> You could probably get away with selling them to a collector.

08:23 <Gladiosocks> nah old disks unwrapped are worthless

08:23 <Gladiosocks> so imma just use them and enjoy them

08:24 <Schism> You'd probably need to download 650MB of patches just to make use of them on modern systems.

08:25 <Gladiosocks> I got a p3 right beside me :p

08:26 <Schism> Well, la-dee-dah, aren't you a fancy pants.  :P

08:27 <ConfusionRift> Wait... you don't have one?

08:27 <ConfusionRift> Whaaaaaaat!

08:27 <Schism> Nah, though I'm tempted to run a Win98 VM for old times' sake.

08:27 * ConfusionRift shakes his head.

08:27 <ConfusionRift> Even I have one. :P

08:28 * Schism mneh neh mnehh. :P

08:32 <Finwe> Mr Schism.

08:32 * Finwe doffs his hat.

08:32 * Finwe offers a glass of ginger mead to Schism.

08:33 <Midnight_Lilly> So after getting killed by an alien over a thousand times on the same level of a game

08:33 <Midnight_Lilly> I am now watching the alien movies I. Hope of insperation

08:33 * Finwe zerg rushes Midnight_Lilly.

08:34 * Midnight_Lilly calls down a orbital plasma strike in the planet that Finwe inhabits alongside hersefl

08:35 <Midnight_Lilly> Oh and

08:36 <Midnight_Lilly> Holy crap! This movie looks exactly like the game?!

08:36 <Midnight_Lilly> The colors the design ever single thing g down to the smallest detail.

08:43 <ConfusionRift> Huh?

08:45 <ConfusionRift> What game/movie/feature/thing?

08:50 <Midnight_Lilly> The movie alien. The game alien isolation

08:50 <ConfusionRift> Oh that. You're a tad behind. :P

08:51 <ConfusionRift> Yes, they did try to make each detail as close to the movie. And that includes some references here and there within the game.

08:52 <Midnight_Lilly> Lol

08:52 <Midnight_Lilly> I haven't watched the alien movies since I was 7

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08:56 <Midnight_Lilly> I need PC halps

08:58 <Midnight_Lilly> So latly my laptop when on the charger like I'm getting charged! And then poof! The entire PC dies from such a total battery drain that it can't even give me a "need battery power!" Light

08:58 <Golden> Good night everyone.

08:58 <Squeaky[Sleep]> How old is the battery?

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08:58 <Midnight_Lilly> Uh 2015?

08:59 <Midnight_Lilly> The original battery that came with the laptop

08:59 <Squeaky[Sleep]> Can you remove the battery and just run it on the charger?

08:59 * Finwe noms on Midnight_Lilly's laptot.

08:59 <Finwe> *laptop.

09:00 <Squeaky[Sleep]> It only takes one bad cell in a li-ion battery to kill the whole battery pack.

09:00 <Midnight_Lilly> Yeah Squeaky[Sleep]

09:01 <Midnight_Lilly> For about a hour and half

09:01 <Squeaky[Sleep]> You should be able to run it indefinitely without the battery in and the charger plugged in.

09:02 <Midnight_Lilly> Yeah but I can't remove the battery Squeaky[Sleep]

09:02 <Midnight_Lilly> It's literally melted into the laptop

09:03 <Squeaky[Sleep]> Oh fun...

09:03 <RazorSharpFang> Maybe if it melted INTo the laptop, you can melt it OUT of the laptop!

09:03 <Squeaky[Sleep]> One of those craptops

09:03 <ConfusionRift> Yeah, it does sound like an overcharged battery.

09:03 <Squeaky[Sleep]> Or you mean it melted and can't be removed now?

09:04 <Finwe> Sounds like a good time to get a new laptop.

09:04 <Midnight_Lilly> No the laptop isn't truly melted

09:04 <Squeaky[Sleep]> But the battery was meant to be removable?

09:05 <Finwe> American Laptop Melt Sub now 50% off!

09:12 <Midnight_Lilly> Yeah the laptop battery can be removed

09:13 <Midnight_Lilly> The chassis (not the actual laptop) is warped though so I won't be able to fit another one into the slot as shape changed slightly

09:13 <ConfusionRift> Ooooh. That is a problem.

09:14 <Midnight_Lilly> So I keep the battery in it's correct position lol

09:14 * Gladiosocks overclocks ConfusionRift until he melts

09:14 <Gladiosocks> i actually overclocked a 486 a few days ago

09:14 <Gladiosocks> got a dx2-66 running at 80, but the VLB video card wouldn't work because a 40mhz FSB is out of spec ;-;

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09:16 <Midnight_Lilly> This laptop I don't overclock

09:16 <Midnight_Lilly> I do however piggy back off the ram chips so much that they burn to even tap

09:20 <Gladiosocks> piggy back? wat

09:23 <Midnight_Lilly> I use the ram way to much

09:24 <Midnight_Lilly> And I'm sure It isn't supposed to be nearly that hot

09:27 <Midnight_Lilly> I just what to know why I hear "glit!" And then all power to the PC cuts down the the smallest thing

09:28 <Midnight_Lilly> And yes Glit really is the sound I'm hearing

09:29 <Midnight_Lilly> No cups! No cups! And I need my coffee! :(

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09:30 <Finwe> CUPS? You mean Central Unix Printing System?

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09:30 <Midnight_Lilly> No cuos

09:31 <Midnight_Lilly> Like the ancient wisdon that led to circular containers that hold the wonderful life giving fluid known as coffee

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09:32 <Midnight_Lilly> Also I love that the only survivors of the alien movie is the girl..... And her cat

09:46 <Gladiosocks> ram actually runs pretty hot

09:46 <Gladiosocks> RDRAM in the early 2000s ran so hot it had a warning on it and came with a heatsink

09:46 <Gladiosocks> i burned my hand one of those once

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09:47 <Midnight_Lilly> Lol

09:48 <Midnight_Lilly> Well I have integrated laptop graphic and I use the 8gb ram to get away with games all the way up the the year 2015 early 2016

09:48 <Midnight_Lilly> Even get rally good frame rates

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10:19 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Big Mac Build a Bear Plushie Now Available [ http://tinyurl.com/kdjmmq5 ]

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10:40 <Finwe> o3o

10:40 <Finwe> Lunchtiem? :3

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10:45 <Starwatcher> mrr?

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12:14 <AppleBeverage> Morning

12:14 <Midnight_Lilly> Evening

12:15 <Midnight_Lilly> Thinking that pillars of eternity well it kinda sucks

12:17 <Midnight_Lilly> The story was ok but compared to tyranny that game 2 games afterwards it stands out as unpolished and clunky. Though I will admit the system was more noon friendly

12:17 <Midnight_Lilly> Noob

12:19 <Midnight_Lilly> !Link derpy safe

12:19 <DerpyBot> https://derpibooru.org/647298?scope=scpe4583afda731ef0f828aca1ff32d76905a2d33698

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12:44 * Heartbreak boops Midnight_Lilly AND AppleBeverage!

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12:47 * AppleBeverage puts socks on Heartbreak

12:50 * Heartbreak takes them off and sets them on fire.

12:50 * Heartbreak baps AppleBeverage.

12:50 <Heartbreak> No. Socks. Ever.

12:52 <AppleBeverage> Aww, but, Heartbreak, you know you like them. They keep your hoovsies warm and up your cuteness

12:53 <Heartbreak> Never!

12:53 <Heartbreak> Have you even -read- my story?

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12:56 <AppleBeverage> I've read the first and part of the second, but Heartbreak was just painful as a personality :-|

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13:02 <Heartbreak> AppleBeverage ...

13:02 <Heartbreak> I'm just a painful character...

13:02 * Heartbreak glowers.

13:02 <Heartbreak> -thanks.-

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13:17 <AppleBeverage> I mean that the nicest of ways, Heartbreak

13:18 <AppleBeverage> It's my own opinion, ship who cares

13:18 <AppleBeverage> So*

13:18 <Heartbreak> ...

13:20 <AppleBeverage> You're just so clinical and closed

13:21 <Heartbreak> You know... *tsks* telling me these things isn't going to change how I am....

13:21 <Heartbreak> Right?

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13:26 <AppleBeverage> I know; I'm not trying to

13:27 <AppleBeverage> You asked if I had read them and I told you why I hadn't read them all

13:28 * AppleBeverage flies off

13:30 <Heartbreak> You didn't explain -that- part, AppleBeverage.

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13:45 <Heartbreak> And that's why I don't like socks.

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14:43 <Thelema5> Hello everypony

15:04 <Finwe> Mr Thelema5.

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16:23 <Librarian> morning

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17:24 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Animation: The Ballad of Princess Platinum  [ http://tinyurl.com/kquhw7r ]

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17:32 <Thelema5> Sure is quiet in here today

17:33 <Thelema5> Four lines in nearly 5 hours

17:33 <Sombra> I'm busy

17:33 <Thelema5> Same

17:35 <Schism> This is mildly horrifying.  http://erinptah.deviantart.com/art/Variant-Incubator-Breeds-596286139

17:36 <Sombra> Actually I'm not busy, I'm just trying not to panic

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17:51 <LisaSquarePants> hey :D

17:52 <Sombra> no

17:53 <LisaSquarePants> why no?

17:54 <Starlight_Glimmer> Because Sombra is silly

17:54 <Sombra> Is that so?

17:54 <Starlight_Glimmer> Yes

17:55 * LisaSquarePants wavies at everyone exsept Sombra!

17:55 <Starlight_Glimmer> It's a problem you share with many miniature equines

17:55 <Sombra> Impossible

17:55 <LisaSquarePants> :P

17:57 <Sombra> Because you see, I'm the most superior form of equine

18:01 <Schism> Equines of Diminutive Size?  I don't think they really exist.

18:02 * Schism is then pounced by Pinkie Pie.

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18:07 * LisaSquarePants boops Sombra >:D

18:09 <Thelema5> unlike other superior forms of equine, I can speak with an english accent

18:09 * Thelema5 is a smoothie

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18:25 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Unicorn Frappuccino Means Ponies Are Suddenly Everywhere [ http://tinyurl.com/klkve3z ]

18:27 <Schism> Honestly, that frappucino is much more like a Pinkie Pie than a unicorn.  >.>;

18:27 <Schism> Or, admittedly, the colours might be rather reminiscent of Flurry Heart.

18:28 * Schism coughs, Skyla, cough cough.

18:30 <matttheshadowman> McDonalds needs to do a tie up to make a McFlurry Heart

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18:32 * Finwe hats on Schism.

18:32 * Schism provides Finwe a bowl of chicken noodle soup.

18:32 <Finwe> o3o!

18:32 * Finwe happily noms on Schism's offerings.

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18:37 * Schism snickers at a story. There are three known 'guardian forces' in existence: the Champion Force is one, the Fred Force is another.

18:38 <Thelema5_> And the third?

18:41 <Schism> I forget exactly, but it has another pretentious-sounding name.  But the Fred Force... it's never explained just why it's simply called Fred.  X3

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18:42 <Schism> One of the running themes of the series is that, of course, every supervillain does their very best to secure a Force, as it's a collection of spirits and/or entities which grant the holder a rather significant powerset.

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18:50 <Thelema5_> By the power of greyskull, I have THE FRED!

18:52 <Schism> Basically.  I think it's just that the collection of entities independently decided that they were safer that way.  I mean, stealing the Champion Force or the Legacy Force or whatever is a highlight, but what kind of supervillain goes after FRED?

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19:11 <DARK> hello

19:18 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by The Illustrious Q: IDW My Little Pony Comic Monthly Sales—March 2017 [ http://tinyurl.com/ma83uj3 ]

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20:04 <Gladiolus> o3o

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20:21 <Thelema5> !link

20:21 <DerpyBot> http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=268319069877441&set=a.268319059877442.66121.100000980510234&type=3&theater

20:22 <Thelema5> O.o

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20:24 <Thelema5> My doppelganger there is my phone client- I can't view links on the laptop I'm using, so if you see a second me materialize it's because I opened the channel on my phone to view a link XD

20:24 <Thelema5_> Lies!

20:24 * Thelema5 muffles you

20:25 <Thelema5> !link

20:25 <DerpyBot> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfhiNBC9yM4 - Andrew WK - I Get Wet (SONG)

20:27 <Thelema5> Come on, DerpyBot... serve up some quality links

20:27 <Thelema5> !link

20:27 <DerpyBot> http://www.bubblews.com/assets/images/news/7798309_1357397369.jpg

20:28 * Thelema5 sighs

20:28 <Thelema5> Last chance before I giveup, DerpyBot

20:28 <Thelema5> !link

20:28 <DerpyBot> http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Do_horses_have_nails

20:28 * Thelema5 blinks

20:29 <Starlight_Glimmer> The muffin you requested is currently not available

20:29 * Thelema5 ragequits the fandom

20:29 <Thelema5> These are not the muffins you are looking for

20:30 <Schism> !link

20:30 <DerpyBot> http://mylittlefacewhen.com/f/3075/

20:30 <Thelema5> Sigh, I'm done working for the day- I have an hour before quitting time and I'm bored!

20:30 <Thelema5> :P Poor woona

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20:36 <Thelema5> I just had to write a tripadvisor review response which included the phrases "I deeply regret the police presence" "insect repellent is available for purchase in our gift shop", "I assure you that the kitchen operates under strict rabbinical supervison" and "for the safety and security of our guests we took immediate action"

20:36 * Thelema5 rolls eyes

20:39 * Schism blinks.

20:40 <Thelema5> Like this guy hasn't seen an orthodox rabbi get into a fistfight with a teenage boy in a prayer shawl following a complaint about getting bitten by a mosquito during an outdoor meal

20:40 <Thelema5> XD

20:41 <Sombra> Best not get in a fight with him

20:41 <Sombra> He knows jewjitsu

20:42 <Thelema5> That was actually a seminar presented during the event, I swear it's true

20:42 <Thelema5> Not the same name, but israeli martial arts and self defense

20:43 <FreezeFrame> krav maga, I presume?

20:45 <Schism> ... the bomber responsible for the attack on the Borussia Dortmund team bus evidently did so... in order to short stocks.

20:46 <Thelema5> I don't know, lemme check the event organizer's "website" http://www.flakeyjakepresents.blogspot.com

20:46 <Thelema5> Ah, 9th bulletpoint down under "features"

20:47 <Thelema5> That was not the same guy who got in a fight with the kid, though

20:48 <Schism> That's not the worst-designed website I've ever seen for an event...

20:49 * Thelema5 has a strange job

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20:52 * Ali sneaks up on CleverDerpy!

20:52 * CleverDerpy sits and derps

20:52 * Ali glomps the mare from behind!

20:53 * CleverDerpy wing catches and cuddles her

20:53 <CleverDerpy> surprise~

20:53 * Thelema5 averts his eyes

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20:53 <CleverDerpy> you are silly, I saw you coming, silly~

20:53 * Ali drats as she needs to be quieter!

20:54 * CleverDerpy cuddles the Ali cutely and purrs

20:54 <CleverDerpy> so I finally cashed my big check

20:54 <Thelema5> Awesomesauce!

20:55 <Starlight_Glimmer> Winghugs are best hugs

20:55 <CleverDerpy> the first thing I dids is bought a surface pro 4 tablet

20:55 <CleverDerpy> ees nice, came with magnetic pen

20:55 <Starlight_Glimmer> Expensive toy

20:55 <Thelema5> Oooh.

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20:56 <CleverDerpy> next up I am gonna  invest monies

20:56 <Starlight_Glimmer> In?

20:56 <Thelema5> Ponies!

20:56 <CleverDerpy> but the question still remains, yeah, that one...

20:56 <CleverDerpy> what to invest in?

20:57 <Thelema5> Bottled water and ammunition

20:57 <CleverDerpy> but Derpy already has enough baked bads and water bubbles to last till the end of da world

20:57 <CleverDerpy> won't matter then, cuz it's da end!

20:57 <Starlight_Glimmer> I'd suggest a high range sniper rifle for the same reason Thelema5 suggest his stuff xD

20:58 <WorkingData> <Thelema5> Bottled water and ammunition - HAHAHAHAHAHA

20:58 <WorkingData> Yes.

20:58 <Starlight_Glimmer> If ya' don't know what I mean by that I fear I can't explain that here :D

20:58 <Starlight_Glimmer> suggests*

20:58 * CleverDerpy sits and then lays down

20:58 <Midnight_Lilly> Check?

20:59 <WorkingData> MAte.

20:59 <Midnight_Lilly> Yiu got paid CleverDerpy

20:59 <Schism> Oh, by the way.  With all the 'PONIES!' appreciation last week, I missed another show coming back: Mystery Science Theater 3000.

20:59 <CleverDerpy> yes, I got a big one from da lottery grand prize for a single bit

20:59 <Midnight_Lilly> Oh sush you silly muffin you

20:59 <Midnight_Lilly> You won't the lottery?!

20:59 <CleverDerpy> mhm, and it was a lot of monies,

20:59 <WorkingData> How much for?

20:59 <CleverDerpy> 5000

21:00 <Midnight_Lilly> Omg

21:00 <WorkingData> noice

21:00 <CleverDerpy> it only cost me a bit

21:00 <CleverDerpy> 1 bit

21:00 <Midnight_Lilly> I need to buy a 1 dollor one something then lol

21:00 <Midnight_Lilly> But the chances of that are extremely low

21:00 <Thelema5> Nuh uh, CleverDerpy got very, very lucky

21:00 <Midnight_Lilly> Like 2 in 250k

21:00 <CleverDerpy> actually, your odds of winning what I did are 240,000 to 1

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21:01 <Midnight_Lilly> But hey CleverDerpy

21:01 * CleverDerpy has a butterfly on her nose

21:01 <CleverDerpy> oooh, pretty~

21:01 <WorkingData> Translation: You're more likely to spend $240k before you win the $5k prize

21:01 <Midnight_Lilly> Now you should be set for a year if your commissions keep coming at a steady pace

21:02 <Midnight_Lilly> Yeah WorkingData

21:02 <CleverDerpy> no kidding

21:02 <Thelema5> I used to work in a gas station that sold lottery scratch offs, I can assure you that a LOT more money came in every day than got paid out

21:02 <Starlight_Glimmer> Yeah I don't like saying that but playing the lottery generally is not the best idea

21:02 <Midnight_Lilly> I might have a 2 bollor one every few weeks but that's just for the fun of scratching the card out

21:02 <CleverDerpy> Derpy just got realllly lucky

21:02 <Thelema5> Derpy deserves it!

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21:03 * CleverDerpy claps excitedly

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21:03 <Midnight_Lilly> Lol Thelema5 if I had a but for Everytime I went into McDonald's bathroom and found a huge pile of lotto cards...

21:03 <Midnight_Lilly> Bit*

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21:04 <WorkingData> I played once: Organized a company-wide pool for the big one, won enough back to pay for the tickets I personally bought. (No-one wanted their 5 cents)

21:04 <CleverDerpy> but it won't change Derpy too much, Derpy already stowed a big chunk in da bank and won't spend that amount

21:04 * Schism also congratulates CleverDerpy! And offers a cheesecake muffin.

21:04 <Midnight_Lilly> Like last week I found about $300 of cards

21:04 * CleverDerpy noms the muffin and licks Schism

21:05 <WorkingData> Scratched out?

21:05 <Thelema5> Some people have a real gambling addiction; there were a few people that used to come in where I worked and would buy scratch offs in 20 ticket strips, often 3 or 4 different games a time

21:05 <Midnight_Lilly> Yeah WorkingData

21:05 <CleverDerpy> well, derpy always played smart" 1 ticket per trip, always 1 dollar, and losses were the end of the time

21:05 <CleverDerpy> *line

21:06 <Thelema5> Even on the rare occasions that they won anything more than a few dollars, they just spent the winnings on more tickets

21:06 <Thelema5> It was sad, really

21:06 * Schism nods, "I will on very rare occasion buy a $5 ticket."

21:06 <Schism> If it wins, well, huzzah, unexpected windfall.

21:06 <Thelema5> I stopped buying tickets while I was working that job- I won $200 on one and figured that made me about break even.

21:06 <CleverDerpy> truth be told though, I bought two the day I won, and it wasn't even my usual ticket, they sold outta that

21:06 <Midnight_Lilly> Yeah no growing up my grandfather allway picked up a  few one dollar ones for us to stratch out as kids

21:06 <Thelema5> It was meant to be!

21:07 <Schism> Mostly I buy the Bingo tickets, because although they're certainly not more or less likely to win, scratching them off is kinda fun.

21:07 <Midnight_Lilly> And lol I think I can spare $1 a week

21:07 <CleverDerpy> derpy was in da right place at da right time~

21:07 <Midnight_Lilly> I think I have that much in nickels and pennies actually

21:07 <Schism> I also jokingly refer to it as my contribution to the education fund.

21:07 <Starlight_Glimmer> I get a few ones as gifts from faamily usually and that's O.K. but play the actual lottery here is like >5 bucks per wekk

21:07 <WorkingData> I've seen what gambling can do to a person.. I avoid gambling as much as I can, even while hanging with friends who like to visit the local casino xD

21:07 <Starlight_Glimmer> week*

21:07 <Starlight_Glimmer> And I'd never do that

21:08 <CleverDerpy> yeah, florida does that with it's lottery, you guys wanna hear what the inside of the place I cashed it looked like?

21:08 <Starlight_Glimmer> The chance to win is just too low

21:08 <CleverDerpy> it was really surprising

21:08 <WorkingData> My biggest gamble was my house - I made $25k on that over a 3-year investment :)

21:08 <Thelema5> My father in law gives them to everyone as gifts on Christmas, hoping someone will win BIG.  No one ever does.

21:08 <Starlight_Glimmer> It's a poor/silly people tax

21:08 <CleverDerpy> I am poor, or was... but always silly~

21:08 <Thelema5> Nice, WorkingData

21:08 <Starlight_Glimmer> I can confirm that CleverDerpy

21:09 <CleverDerpy> derpy did buy her mom lunch and paid back her siblings for helping with the Nintendo switch

21:10 <Midnight_Lilly> Yeah poor people buy them

21:10 * Ali brushies the CleverDerpy

21:10 * CleverDerpy sneezes cutely

21:10 <CleverDerpy> sorry, butterfly landed on derpy's nose

21:10 <Midnight_Lilly> I'm poor. I wouldn't be here with state help. Just one wants to hire me! Can't figure out why

21:10 <Midnight_Lilly> No one*

21:10 <Schism> It is an unfortunate truism that the most poor people seem to have the worst cases of gambling problems.

21:11 <Midnight_Lilly> Schism likely why they poor

21:11 <Schism> No, not at all.

21:11 <CleverDerpy> now that derpy has money, derpy feels she has an obligation to be a better pony

21:11 <CleverDerpy> as a way of saying, thank you

21:11 <Midnight_Lilly> Yeah! Go do some volunteer hours at a soup kitchen!

21:11 * Schism hugs the CleverDerpy! Also, passes around some hot dogs filled with cheese and wrapped in croissants.

21:11 <CleverDerpy> well, not that kind of help, persay... no car

21:11 <Midnight_Lilly> Trust me. We like seeing that. And the food . We like the food also

21:12 <Midnight_Lilly> No car?!

21:12 <CleverDerpy> but I might donate something

21:12 <CleverDerpy> derpy can't drive

21:12 <CleverDerpy> actually, I wanna donate to ponies in some way

21:12 <Ali> Driving sucks anyway

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21:13 <CleverDerpy> after being in the car with my mom all day, I can see why

21:13 <Thelema5> I concur with Ali.  Driving sucks

21:14 <Midnight_Lilly> I like driving

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21:14 <Midnight_Lilly> It's very calming

21:14 <Midnight_Lilly> And gets me to the Craigslist jobs I have to take

21:14 <Lumin> I don't like driving when I've had a bad day

21:15 <Lumin> It gives me too much time to stew on the bad thoughts

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21:15 * Thelema5 is a nervous wreck on highways even as a passenger

21:16 <Thelema5> I think I have PTSD from the year I spend 9 hours a day communting via highway to an 8 hour a day job

21:16 <WorkingData> But.. you live in the middle of nowhere..

21:16 <Starlight_Glimmer> Midnight_Lilly: I did my a-levels as best of year with the highest possible score and after quitting my first job I had trouble finding something new too

21:16 <Thelema5> I don't go out much, WorkingData

21:16 <WorkingData> I see

21:16 <Starlight_Glimmer> Employers are mostly just silly and don't see the value in people

21:17 * Schism also randomly offers WorkingData a slice or two of Newfie steak.

21:17 <Midnight_Lilly> Starlight_Glimmer

21:17 <WorkingData> Newfie?

21:17 <Lumin> .......

21:17 <Thelema5> Depends on the employeer, Starlight_Glimmer, but it impetus generally falls on the employee to demonstrate his value

21:17 <Midnight_Lilly> It's been 3 years since my face rst job

21:17 <Lumin> how the heck did you manage to have a commute that was LONGER than your workdy?

21:17 <Schism> Newfoundland.  (Newfie steaks are, well, fried bologna.)

21:17 <WorkingData> hah

21:18 <Midnight_Lilly> I held it for 2 months then I went 2 years withoutone

21:18 <WorkingData> I'd eat that, tbh, hehehe

21:18 <Thelema5> Lumin, I made the difficult decision to relocate the company I was running out of state for tax purposes.

21:18 <Starlight_Glimmer> Thelema5: Correct. But they have impossible expectations a lot of the time

21:18 <Midnight_Lilly> Then I got a great job but I was really sick so I lost it

21:18 <Schism> WorkingData, it's pretty tasty.  Not exactly what one would call healthy, but eh!

21:18 <Midnight_Lilly> Its been 6 months now and no one has even called me

21:18 <Midnight_Lilly> So yeah no jobsies

21:19 <WorkingData> Are you at least still applying for jobs?

21:19 <WorkingData> Even re-submitting apps at the places you applied already?

21:20 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by ExplodingPonyToast: Music: Nevermourn - Flight [Neuro Drum & Bass] [ http://tinyurl.com/mskt2z8 ]

21:20 <Thelema5> Basically this: The company sold a product which New York State taxes as 75%; we get this money back when we deomstrate that the product was sold out of state.  ALL of our sales were out of state (ecommerce company) but our inventory doesn't turn very quickly.  So basically the state was holding $750,000 for every million dollars I had in inventory

21:20 <Starlight_Glimmer> I had worked a trial week for an employer. They gave me test assignments for a whole week and I finsihed them in 2 days. Still didn't get the job because I'm disabled. They actually said that to my face despite that being illegal. They rather left the spot vacant than hiring me

21:20 <Lumin> wow

21:20 <Lumin> that's... just.........

21:21 <WorkingData> What were you selling?

21:21 <Midnight_Lilly> Yeah WorkingData

21:21 <Midnight_Lilly> I'm starting to search out state

21:22 <Thelema5> It made it very difficult to remain competitive, so i started a new company in another state which has 0% tax on the product and sold all of my inventory to the out-of-state company.  We got a check from NY for 2.3 million, which we used to build a brand new, bigger fulfilment and sales facility in the other state.  My oringnal idea was to relocate, but I hate the area.

21:22 <WorkingData> Starlight_Glimmer: You can sue for that, if you got it in writing.. verbal is tougher to pin

21:22 <Thelema5> WorkingData, we sold cigars and cigar accessories

21:22 <Starlight_Glimmer> It was verbal and that be a huge pain

21:23 <Starlight_Glimmer> Especially since my ... uhh ... court insurance ... I guess? ... doesn't cover employment related stuff

21:23 <Thelema5> So long story short, I commuted back and forth until the new company was established and the owners were happy with the guy I hired to replace me.

21:23 <WorkingData> Lawsuits are a pain, yes.. I'm currently waiting for my court date for a suit against a contractor I hired last year

21:23 <Starlight_Glimmer> But I have a new job now ;-)

21:23 <WorkingData> Thelema5: Couldn't do the job online?

21:24 <Thelema5> Nah, I was the general manager- running the daily operations, training the sales staff, working with vendors, etc

21:24 <Thelema5> All hands on stuff.

21:25 <WorkingData> That's tough :/

21:25 * Thelema5 shrugs

21:26 <Thelema5> We would have gone out of business otherwise, and I'd still be out of a job.  At least this way the owners are still making money and 40 people have jobs in a location where jobs are few and far between

21:26 <Thelema5> I actually coincidentally located the facility right down the road from where Tirek lives XD

21:27 <Midnight_Lilly> Haven't seen Tirek in. A while

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21:29 <Thelema5> He's been in from time to time

21:29 <Thelema5> Speaking of time, I get to go home now... with a very drivable 10 minute commute.  XD

21:29 <Thelema5> Bye everypony!

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21:34 <Midnight_Lilly> CleverDerpy still alive?

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21:36 <Midnight_Lilly> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/AJaKf8l9/irccloudcapture1590419450.jpg

21:36 <Midnight_Lilly> I get paid to take care of this guy's garden from time to time and he had this

21:38 <KooK> Build a bear is evil

21:42 * Midnight_Lilly epens a new line of stores. "Build-a-Kook"

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21:44 * Ali bonks KooK, she owns tons of pony BAB

21:46 <KooK> Ali - http://imgur.com/a/e2OXI

21:46 <KooK> I buy the newest one ever time they come out, and Big Mac just came out today.  They're trying to eat all my moneys

21:47 <KooK> That and I'm running out of room on my shelf

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21:55 <Midnight_Lilly> Aww CleverDerpy quit

21:59 <Tirek> I am here, don't you worry.

21:59 <Schism> KooK: Naturally, the Derpy one is best.

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22:03 <SaultSteMarie> Oh my god, Big Mac came out?

22:03 <SaultSteMarie> Neat :D

22:03 <Midnight_Lilly> Big Mac?

22:04 <Midnight_Lilly> I think you are behind on the times. McDonald's now serves the "GrandMac"

22:04 <SaultSteMarie> Nah I'm talking about the guy from the NES Punch Out game

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22:06 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: The Art of My Little Pony: The Movie Coming This August! [ http://tinyurl.com/mq7quyf ]

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22:11 <SaultSteMarie> great some PC games I wanted came out >:T

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22:12 <Midnight_Lilly> Me to!

22:12 <Midnight_Lilly> But my laptop so outdated and it's not funny

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22:29 <Schism> But... the NES Punch-Out game's character was Little Mac.

22:30 <SaultSteMarie> yeah but this is him

22:30 <SaultSteMarie> grown up

22:30 <SaultSteMarie> a man

22:30 <SaultSteMarie> two man in one man's body

22:30 *** Midnight_Lilly is now known as PrincessBigMac

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23:06 * Schism yawns, and offers folks some beef pies with ghost pepper salsa and/or zucchini relish.

23:06 * Schism particularly offers some to Filly_Nightmares!

23:08 <SaultSteMarie> hm.

23:08 <SaultSteMarie> I should... probably go make sure my lease is renewed

23:08 <SaultSteMarie> like I thought I renewed back in octobober

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23:19 <FreezeFrame> I should do the same soon. Probably when I go down to pay for my A/C install

23:19 * Schism nodnods. Also, offers FreezeFrame some of this salsa.

23:21 * FreezeFrame dips her pineapple pizza in it

23:21 <Schism> Ooh, good idea.

23:22 <Schism> It might also make a decent addition to this garlic bread.

23:29 <Schism> FreezeFrame: The same company makes an excellent pineapple salsa.  Just so long as you haven't an aversion to cilantro, that is.

23:30 <SaultSteMarie> i had cilantro hummus last friday

23:30 <Schism> And for the functionally insane, evidently there's a pumpkin salsa?

23:30 <SaultSteMarie> sounds good

23:33 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Drawfriend Stuff (Pony Art Gallery) #2236 [ http://tinyurl.com/ktmo2xu ]

23:33 * Filly_Nightmares licks Schism and nomfs the food!

23:33 <Schism> Careful, the salsa is hot!

23:33 <FreezeFrame> I'm not cursed with the cliantro = soap gene

23:33 <Schism> Excellent.  That gene is pure evil.

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23:35 <Schism> Hmmm, /do/ I want these with salsa, or do I want them with zucchini relish...?

23:35 * Schism coinflips. "Salsa 'tis."

23:38 <SaultSteMarie> I might have the cilantro = soap gene but also like the taste of soap

23:38 <SaultSteMarie> i mean i do think it tastes kind of soapy but in a really pleasant way

23:38 <SaultSteMarie> it's like a mouth full of fresh-baked laundry on a Sunday morning

23:40 * Schism noms upon some Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top, and Spam.

23:41 <FreezeFrame> I am, however, cursed with waking up with severe cottonmouth for the forseeable future. Combination of spironolactone and loratadine will do that to you.

23:42 * Schism blehs. "Good reason to keep a bottle of water on the nightstand."

23:43 <FreezeFrame> 20 oz plastic tumbler in the cubby of my nightstand, actually

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23:45 <Schism> Man, this salsa is going to be hurting me for some hours.  @_@  And ah good.

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23:48 * Schism passes Surreal_Nightmares also a couple of slices of garlic bread!

23:51 *** Changeling_Nightmares is now known as Filly_Nightmares

23:52 * Filly_Nightmares hats on Schism and nomfs the bread!

23:56 * Schism snickers at Quicksilver Spoon being more or less adopted by Discord after turning into a draconequus.

23:57 <ADragonDreaming> If there is a single issue I have with banking or credit unions ... it's the difficulty that there can be in withdrawing significant amounts of funds when you need it.

23:57 * Filly_Nightmares hats on ADragonDreaming and eees at Schism before wearing him as a hat!

23:59 <SaultSteMarie> what

23:59 * Schism turns to chibiling form, to simplify.

23:59 <SaultSteMarie> bathatting should... yookalayleeing.

23:59 * ADragonDreaming turns into a grue.

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