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00:40 <jimm> http://filly.dance/hd/
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00:50 <LunaticHell> goooooood morning, equestria
00:51 * LunaticHell checks on Adventure Time "Elements?"
00:51 <LunaticHell> >mfw after first episode "Well you can't spell Elemental without 'mental', eh"? o. o
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01:11 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Hasbro's Q1 Earnings Notes August for New Merchandise Release [ http://tinyurl.com/m2al2t9 ]
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01:22 <jimm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjJWdb0sLxw
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01:37 <Thelema5> Hello everypony
01:38 <NovaSquirrel> hii
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01:39 <Dinkydoo> Hi
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01:46 <Thelema5> I just got an interesting message on youtube; a woman saw my "exploring" series which details local nature areas, historic ruins, and hidden points of interest and asked me if I would be interested in working as a local guide for her "employer". Sounds kind of scammy, but her email address (firstnamelastname@gmail.com) traces back to someone working at a nearby university. Curious, I asked her what sort of arrangement she had in mind.
01:46 <Thelema5> This was only minutes ago. Now I guess I wait for details.
01:47 <Dinkydoo> Lol
01:48 <LunaticHell> Oh my glob, that was amazing.
01:49 * LunaticHell boops Thelema5
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01:56 <LunaticHell> I'm fine with that.
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02:01 <Thelema5> What was so amazing, LunaticHell?
02:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Nightly Discussion #1057 [ http://tinyurl.com/m6qcj28 ]
02:01 <LunaticHell> Adventure time.
02:01 <LunaticHell> Or rather
02:01 <LunaticHell> Adventure Time: Elements
02:01 <LunaticHell> Talk about putting the 'mental' into 'elemental', eh?
02:02 <Dinkydoo> Hmm ok booting up civ6 again
02:02 <Dinkydoo> And eNdom leader gave me.... Aztecs?
02:02 <Thelema5> XD
02:04 <Dinkydoo> And my next door neighbors are.....
02:04 <Dinkydoo> Spain?
02:04 <Dinkydoo> Looks like them anyway
02:05 <Dinkydoo> And Greece
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02:05 <Pony|73346> I watched mlp up to season 3. When they only had three seasons is the 4th and 5th season worth watching.
02:06 <Thelema5> Yes!
02:06 <Thelema5> Welcome to the chat, by the way
02:06 <Dinkydoo> I'd say s4 was one if the best
02:06 <Thelema5> Season 4 is probably my favorie
02:06 <Pony|73346> Thank you. Some of my friends said that it has taken a turn towards the female children. and lost it's overall feel that seasons 1 through 3 had.
02:06 <Pony|73346> Is that true.
02:06 <Dinkydoo> Lol scariest cave in Equestria. Everytime I see that episode I burst out laughing
02:07 <Thelema5> It's... actually geared more towards all audiences now.
02:07 <SunsetShimmer> <Pony|73346> Is that true. - The end of season 4 had a laser death battle, and the finale of season 5 had massive levels of time travel abuse.
02:07 <SunsetShimmer> no, it's not catering to those audiences more...it's about as fair as its ever been
02:07 <Thelema5> Every episode has a few nods to the older crowd, and hasbro's newest MLP toy line is definately designed with older fans in mind
02:07 <Dinkydoo> Don't forget the brainwashing SunsetShimmer!
02:07 <Dinkydoo> :p
02:07 <SunsetShimmer> OH YEAH
02:08 <SunsetShimmer> there was the great season 5 opener.
02:08 <SunsetShimmer> and the episode 100 of absolute great silliness
02:08 <Pony|73346> Thank you very much. I'll be sure to watch. I have just been busy. I was surprised when they had more seasons. Didn't know about season 4 or 5.
02:08 <Dinkydoo> And don't forget about the existential aligator
02:08 <SunsetShimmer> So no, for many here there's been many reasons to stay watching past season 3 - give it a try yourself, don't let your friends put you off.
02:09 <Thelema5> Oh yeah, and the XK Class end of the world scenerio resulting from a time jumping battle for revenge
02:09 <SunsetShimmer> x3
02:10 <Dinkydoo> Lol
02:10 <Thelema5> Pony|73346, for the record- even though season 4 is probably my favorite season, it also has my top 3 least favorite episodes. So there are definately a couple of bad episodes
02:10 <SunsetShimmer> also maud pie
02:10 <Thelema5> Ah yes, such a charmer
02:10 <SunsetShimmer> just...just maud pie.
02:10 <Dinkydoo> S4 has an episode that felt like a massive tribute towards scoobieDoo
02:10 <Thelema5> Castle Mania was awesome
02:11 <Thelema5> A lot of people didn;t care for it, but I have a deep appreciation of the genre
02:11 <SunsetShimmer> x3
02:11 <Dinkydoo> Castlemania is what made s4 my favorite
02:11 <SunsetShimmer> well you DO have a deep appreciation of hikes, chilli peppers and cider...your interests aren't entirely conventional. :P
02:12 <Dinkydoo> That and pinkie apple pie
02:12 <SunsetShimmer> Weird Al in pony form
02:12 <SunsetShimmer> glorious
02:12 <SunsetShimmer> See? It's hard to even stop thinking of great stuff from the last 3 seasons. xD;
02:12 <SunsetShimmer> season 6, whilst a bit derp, was still littered with gems
02:13 * Gladiolus derps
02:13 <Thelema5> It doesn't get ANY better than Crusaders of the Lost Mark, hooves down
02:13 <SunsetShimmer> x3
02:13 <Dinkydoo> Omg Princess Big Mac was glorious
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02:14 <CleverDerpy> did somepony call for Derp?
02:14 <LunaticHell> I go bed
02:14 * Thelema5 raises a hoof
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02:14 <LunaticHell> I mean in 6 minutes it's too high to go to bed
02:14 * Thelema5 giggles and blushes
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02:14 <LunaticHell> Almost 4:20
02:14 <CleverDerpy> nom... nom... nom~
02:15 <LunaticHell> gut nite
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02:17 <Thelema5> Pony|73346, to be honest, some of season 5 and 6 felt a bit uninspired- there were some major staffing changes and a lot of new writers joinging the team. Aside from a few weak episodes, though, they're still worth watching for the many gems
02:18 <Thelema5> Season 7 seems to be off to a good start, though, and we have a major motion picture looming on the horizon- so you should jump back on this train before it leaves the station
02:18 <Dinkydoo> I still injoy the bronies react
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02:18 <Thelema5> I haven't watched the newest ones
02:18 <Dinkydoo> The one that's a big collaboration. They even had Larson on one
02:19 <Dinkydoo> Thelema5 I'm a little wifi lacking now otherwise I would be watching them :(
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02:19 <Dinkydoo> Also wow off topic but Poland has such a rich history
02:20 * Dinkydoo squeaks at cleverderpy with each muffin
02:21 <Thelema5> Golabki is enough of a rich history to gain my support
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02:22 <Thelema5> Not to mention kielbasa and pierogies sauted with onions
02:27 <Thelema5> ... my cat is snoring loud enough for me to hear through my headphones
02:27 <Dinkydoo> Lol
02:28 <Dinkydoo> I have a cat that purrs on comms lol
02:29 <Thelema5> Adorable
02:30 <Dinkydoo> Lol last night was " what's that sound?" "My cat" is it purring? "Yup"
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02:32 <Dinkydoo> So ran the benchmarks on civ6 and got these. Are they good? Or meh. The first one is the ai benchmark
02:32 <Filly_Nightmares> Let us see!
02:32 <Filly_Nightmares> o3o
02:32 <Dinkydoo> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/wnZdkjTP/irccloudcapture1643365857.jpg
02:33 <NovaSquirrel> I'm kind of surprised it's up to 7 seasons already
02:33 <Dinkydoo> And this one is graphical benhmark
02:33 <Dinkydoo> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/yeJu3Riz/irccloudcapture-2087555180.jpg
02:33 <Filly_Nightmares> I'm not sure if the turn time really matters, to be honest.
02:34 <Filly_Nightmares> Yis, is gud FPS.
02:34 <Thelema5> Why are you surprised, NovaSquirrel?
02:34 <Filly_Nightmares> But it isn't really a graphically intensive game.
02:35 <Dinkydoo> Hey Filly_Nightmares what's multi-GPU?
02:35 <Hamtramck> wouldn't turn time be like
02:35 <NovaSquirrel> the first time I looked at the show it was in the middle of season 1, then I sort of watched some episodes from season 2 and now I'm finally checking in on it again
02:35 <Hamtramck> processor bound and not gpu bound
02:35 <Thelema5> The show started season one in October 2010. It's 2017. It'e been roughly one season per year
02:35 <Dinkydoo> Yeah
02:35 <Dinkydoo> And well it's been a great 4 years for me
02:36 <Thelema5> It's funny to this about- the target audience the show was originally designed for are probably in their early teens now
02:36 <Filly_Nightmares> Multi-GPU is having multiple graphic processors in a single machine, Dinkydoo
02:36 <Filly_Nightmares> o3o
02:36 <Thelema5> The last thing they're thinking about is my little pony XD
02:36 <Dinkydoo> Lol
02:37 <Filly_Nightmares> I wonder what FPS I would get in-game.
02:37 <Filly_Nightmares> I dun own it so bleh.
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02:38 <Thelema5> It's probably time for a reboot, honestly. A whole "generation" of children have grown up with FiM, and grown out of it. The little kids coming to the show now are finding themselves watching something designed to appeal to their babysitters
02:38 <Dinkydoo> Lol
02:39 <Dinkydoo> Think of the toys!
02:39 <Hamtramck> nobody watches Reboot anymore
02:39 <Dinkydoo> Thelema5 the sad thing is I can see Hasbro keeping this thing around for as long as the simsons
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02:43 <Thelema5> That would be a shame. The franchise should evolve and grow; FiM was specifically the story of Twilight Sparkle and her journey. But that journey has come full circle. She was once the pupil, but now she is the master. It's probably time to move on because her story arc is complete. I'm hoping that the Movie will be a bridge between G4 and G4.5
02:43 <Hamtramck> they don't really need to abandon the setting even
02:43 <Hamtramck> they could leverage that and just
02:43 <Hamtramck> start a new story there
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02:44 <Thelema5> Even in Season 6 and 7 we're seeing the focus shifting more to Starlight and her journey
02:44 <Hamtramck> they very much have a number of characters/themes/whatever in place that they could do that with even
02:44 <Thelema5> Sure, I agree!
02:44 <Hamtramck> I kind of hope S7 does more of that. I wanted S6 to do it more than I did and it like, didn't.
02:44 <Thelema5> Maybe 4.5 could focus on the CMC and their adventures
02:44 <Hamtramck> And he episodes that focused more on the established main characters felt a bit re-tready
02:44 <Hamtramck> Yeah the CMC are very underutilized here
02:44 <Dinkydoo> Omg does that mean a new intro? Lol
02:45 <Dinkydoo> I don't know the CMC well there journey is already halfway over also
02:45 <Thelema5> One could hope.
02:45 <Dinkydoo> Also Heartbreak predicted they would have gotten there marks in s3 lol whoops!
02:46 <Thelema5> XD
02:46 <Thelema5> I hope season 7 has more songs than 6. I felt kinda ripped off last season
02:47 <Thelema5> The first one was pretty great, though
02:47 <Thelema5> A classic ensemble number
02:48 <Thelema5> !link https://youtu.be/B9tZz3k5ocE
02:48 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.
02:48 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about My Little Pony - 'Best Friends Until the End of Time' Song
02:48 <Dinkydoo> I'm not a big fan of the musical style episodes myself Thelema5
02:48 <Dinkydoo> I've got the sound of music for that :p
02:49 * Thelema5 shrugs
02:49 <Thelema5> To each their own. The musical numbers have always been a highlight for me
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02:51 <Thelema5> The animation style of that musical sequence definately hearkens back to season 2
02:51 <Dinkydoo> Well I don't mind music in episodes.
02:51 <Thelema5> It seemed very nostalgic for me :p
02:52 <Dinkydoo> I like the cheerlie big Mac episode. And that song was catchy
02:52 <Thelema5> :p
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02:52 <Dinkydoo> Tubs of jelly~!
02:53 <Thelema5> !link https://youtu.be/QEzvx8m8UQY
02:54 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.
02:54 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Jelly Pony
02:54 <Dinkydoo> Omg that was silly
02:54 <Thelema5> Yus
02:54 <Thelema5> Sweetie Belle is best good pony
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02:55 <Thelema5> For what it's worth, Kathleen Barr is KILLING it this season
02:55 <Dinkydoo> My favorite cmc is scootaloo
02:57 <Thelema5> The frustrated "mMMmm noooO!" from the beginning of All Bottled Up is probably one of my favorite VA moments ever
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02:57 <Thelema5> She should win an award for that sequence
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03:00 <Dinkydoo> Thelema5 I have no idea about that
03:00 <Dinkydoo> Is that a new episode?
03:00 <Thelema5> Yes, season 7 ep. 2
03:03 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by ExplodingPonyToast: Music: Reverbrony - Corrosion Creeps [Metal] [ http://tinyurl.com/khg6wme ]
03:05 <Hamtramck> kathleen barr voices who?
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03:09 <Thelema5> Trixie
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03:15 <SunsetShimmer> and chrysalis
03:15 <Thelema5> Yus
03:15 <SunsetShimmer> Trixie becoming a main member of the cast is literally the best btw
03:15 <Thelema5> But Trixie was SPOT ON in season 7 ep. 2
03:16 <SunsetShimmer> she's getting actual development, and is a breath of additional snark
03:16 <Thelema5> SunsetShimmer, right?
03:16 <SunsetShimmer> it's great
03:16 <SunsetShimmer> plus her and starlight is a great dynamic
03:16 * Thelema5 yups theheck out
03:17 <Thelema5> It's a great direction for the show
03:19 <Thelema5> "yay, trixie, you're so good and magic, and having good hair"
03:22 <SunsetShimmer> Teacup.
03:23 <SunsetShimmer> All of that.
03:23 <Thelema5> It was a pretty great VA performance
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03:25 <CleverDerpy> SunsetShimmer
03:25 <CleverDerpy> Derpy got attacked with a Trixie cup
03:25 * SunsetShimmer boops
03:25 <SunsetShimmer> Oh noes
03:26 <CleverDerpy> not by trixie
03:26 <CleverDerpy> but she aimed into a tree above me
03:37 <Hamtramck> uhhhhhh
03:37 <Hamtramck> My tax return submission failed
03:37 <Hamtramck> what the heck
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03:46 <CleverDerpy> The tax office is unfair, Mr Trump is in there! Atanding at the concession, plotting his oppression!
03:58 * Schism drags Filly_Nightmares to this channel, and also offers CleverDerpy a few pigs in blankets. Wif cheez.
03:59 * Filly_Nightmares chews on all da foodz!
03:59 <Schism> Hmmm, wonder if I should also stuff the hot dogs with zucchini relish this time. o3o
04:00 <CleverDerpy> yum~
04:00 * CleverDerpy noms them cutely
04:00 <NovaSquirrel> meanwhile it's taking me a lot of effort and waiting to get documentation that says I don't have a tax return
04:00 <CleverDerpy> whoever tucked these piggies really took em to bed~
04:00 <CleverDerpy> they're yummy
04:01 <Schism> Alternately could maybe kinda possibly wrap some hot dogs in bacon and cheddar cheese.
04:04 <Schism> Oooor bacon-wrapped hot dogs stuffed with zucchini, onion, tomato and carrot, on a bun grilled with olive oil, with a sweet sesame and honey sauce.
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04:05 <CleverDerpy> Schism, you are good pone chef
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04:06 <Schism> I is chefling. *sagenom*
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04:11 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Bonus Music #54 [ http://tinyurl.com/lzuraxl ]
04:11 <Ypsilanti> oh I Guess if I'm getting a refund I have till October to re-file with the corrections
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04:13 * CleverDerpy patpats Dinkydoo
04:13 * Dinkydoo nods. The rightful order has been restored
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04:13 <CleverDerpy> remember muffin, sharing is important
04:13 <CleverDerpy> nopony can ever replace you
04:14 <CleverDerpy> but Ali is also welcome to join us, right?
04:21 * Ali snugs into the CleverDerpy and Dinkydoo
04:22 * Dinkydoo squeaks
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05:14 *** Surreal_Nightmares is now known as Filly_Nightmares
05:23 * Schism makes up some turkey pies. Considers what to eat them with. Noms on Filly_Nightmares' ears as a side dish.
05:24 * Filly_Nightmares ear flopsies and tastes like wuv! She lays on Schism's face and curls up for sleepies.
05:24 *** Filly_Nightmares is now known as Sleeping_Nightmares
05:24 * Schism patpats, and sleepies too. After said pies, that is.
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05:26 <Schism> Hmmmrmghnm. Turkey pies. With what to eat...?
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05:46 <Starwatcher> mrrarrr?
05:46 <Starwatcher> hi everypony
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05:55 <Golden> Hey
05:56 <Starwatcher> hi golden
05:56 <Starwatcher> how goes it
05:56 <Golden> It goes good
05:59 * Starwatcher lays down
06:00 * Golden coughs.
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06:04 * Schism puts together some garlic bread. With parmesan. o3o
06:05 <Starwatcher> mmmm
06:05 <Schism> Also, marinara dipping sauce, but that's a must. o3o
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06:12 * Starwatcher looks for anypony who wants a hug
06:15 <CleverDerpy> hughughug!
06:15 * CleverDerpy glomps Starwatcher and hugs
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06:18 <Rasmus925> hi
06:18 <Rasmus925> Do you have VISAs? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt5M2iJPFWk
06:19 <Rasmus925> nice to be here btw. I love ponies so much :)
06:19 * Starwatcher hugs CleverDerpy warmly
06:19 <Starwatcher> how are you doing today?
06:19 <Rasmus925> Good. Gonna get a banana for lunch, and probably watch a fluttershy video
06:19 <Rasmus925> and you ^^
06:23 <Starwatcher> me? oh I'm alright, thanks
06:23 <Starwatcher> got a bit of a tummy ache but is ok
06:23 <Starwatcher> just workin' on homework
06:25 <Dinkydoo> Beep
06:27 <Rasmus925> Oh
06:27 <Rasmus925> Why are ponies so friggin cute ^^
06:28 <Rasmus925> I think i must register. I am also fan of FF games so i'll have ponies and that to talk about
06:32 <CleverDerpy> I amdoing good
06:33 <Rasmus925> oh how nice ^^
06:36 * Schism considers loading up FF5. Just for the sake of things, of course. "Haven't played it in forever... though I do tend to overdo things when it comes to certain aspects of the game."
06:36 * Dinkydoo turns CleverDerpy into a muffin.
06:36 <Schism> Everybody out of the universe!
06:36 * CleverDerpy noms herself
06:37 <CleverDerpy> why do I taste so yummy?!
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06:53 <Dinkydoo> It's because your so sweet CleverDerpy
06:53 <CleverDerpy> awww~
06:53 <Golden> ^~^
06:53 * CleverDerpy changes back
06:53 * CleverDerpy hugs Dinkydoo
06:54 * Dinkydoo rubs her nose up against CleverDerpy's.
06:54 * CleverDerpy rubs hers back
06:55 * Dinkydoo chirps happily
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06:56 <Rasmus925> hi
06:57 <CleverDerpy> Derpy needs sleep
06:57 * CleverDerpy falls on her side and sleeps
06:58 * Dinkydoo curls up on CleverDerpy's side happily
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07:00 *** ChanServ sets mode: +o ConfusionRift
07:00 <ConfusionRift> Hello everypony.
07:02 * Gladiolus noms ConfusionRift
07:03 <Dinkydoo> ConfusionRift your here!
07:03 * ConfusionRift waves.
07:04 * Dinkydoo waves
07:04 * Gladiolus eats ConfusionRift
07:05 * Dinkydoo turns Gladiolus into a mango. Eats it
07:05 * Gladiolus is dead.
07:06 <Dinkydoo> Nomnomnom he was a tasty mango
07:07 <Dinkydoo> Finally watching new Dan machi
07:07 <Dinkydoo> Love it
07:14 <Rasmus925> want a hug?
07:18 <Rasmus925> Flutters is a good pony
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07:27 <ConfusionRift> Flutters?!
07:31 <Rasmus925> yup
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07:35 <Gladiolus> geez Moonlightning, you go through a lot of vhosts :p
07:35 * Gladiolus gives Rasmus925 a bathug.
07:36 <Rasmus925> "takes the bathug ^^"
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07:36 * Schism hats on Gladiolus, and noms upon the vhosts.
07:37 <Gladiolus> c:
07:37 * Gladiolus is the hugbat, and o3os at the vhost noms.
07:39 <Rasmus925> Flutterbat is so cute pony
07:39 <Schism> !link flutterbat cute
07:39 <Rasmus925> she hisses but loves those who hugs ^^
07:39 <Rasmus925> yep
07:39 <DerpyBot> https://derpibooru.org/510239
07:43 <Rasmus925> So juicy apple <3
07:43 <Gladiolus> Let me show you... the hugbat. o3o
07:43 <Gladiolus> http://68.media.tumblr.com/90bbf6f35f85a33967f149d2c5598890/tumblr_o7o5dge00x1uvsvnjo1_r1_1280.png
07:45 <Rasmus925> aww <3
07:45 <Rasmus925> i love pony bats
07:45 <Golden> Good night everyone
07:45 <Rasmus925> goodnight ^^
07:45 <Gladiolus> sleep gud Golden
07:45 <Gladiolus> Are you a newpone, Rasmus925?
07:45 <Golden> Will do
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07:45 * Gladiolus snuggle cuddles Rasmus925 battily.
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07:47 <Rasmus925> hugs and cuddles back ^^
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07:49 * Schism provides Gladiolus with some oven warm mango upside-down cake with a scoop of vanilla ice cream and a drizzle of cinnamon mango syrup!
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07:52 * Gladiolus NOMS
07:53 <Gladiolus> oops
07:53 <Gladiolus> also mr Rasmus925 if you use /me your post becomes an action
07:53 * Rasmus925 hugs all batponies
08:07 <Gladiolus> c:
08:07 * Dinkydoo hops up and grabs Gladiolus nose. Kinda just hangs there afterwards though
08:07 * Gladiolus is okay with this.
08:09 * Dinkydoo wiggles
08:11 * Rasmus925 gives all pony a nice warm hug
08:11 <ConfusionRift> :P
08:12 <Dinkydoo> Omg
08:12 <Dinkydoo> Estimated install time
08:12 <Dinkydoo> 4 hours
08:12 <Gladiolus> for wut
08:13 <Dinkydoo> Shadow of Mordor
08:14 <Dinkydoo> Been about 8 minutes now and it's about 4.1% done
08:14 <Dinkydoo> 4.2 srry
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08:22 <Ali> That's what we get for Gigabyte sized games.
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08:24 <Dinkydoo> 70.2 gb
08:24 <Dinkydoo> Gods
08:25 <Ali> Don't you miss having a CD drive now?
08:25 <Gladiolus> that would be 100 CDs :p
08:28 <Ali> Yes but back in the day it didn't take forever for the game to load
08:28 <Ali> Heck its a gag on the Yooka Laylee loading screen
08:28 <Ali> "If cartrages were still popular the game would've loaded by now."
08:33 <Rasmus925> I wanna grow long hair
08:33 <Rasmus925> Ponies with long manes are pretty cool too. Like mane pony or something
08:33 <Rasmus925> my parents thinks long hair looks ugly. But i think beards looks bad. I generally like long hair on males
08:34 <Dinkydoo> Huh?
08:34 <Dinkydoo> I have the game downloaded this is just it unpacking and installing onto the PC
08:35 <Dinkydoo> Gods
08:35 <Dinkydoo> Why game devs why?!
08:35 <Rasmus925> What game ^^
08:36 <Dinkydoo> Shadow of Mordor
08:36 <Dinkydoo> Sad thing is... I don't even know if I'll be able to run it correctly lol
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08:51 <Rasmus925> cool
08:52 <Dinkydoo> 20.8%
08:52 <Rasmus925> Twenty percent cooler :D:D:D
08:52 <Dinkydoo> 20% and hour lol that's 5 hours not 3
08:53 <Dinkydoo> 😲
08:53 * Schism offers Dinkydoo a glass of spicy Clamato while they wait.
08:54 <Dinkydoo> I might just boot up a game and accept the fact that doing so will extend it to about 14 hours lol
08:55 <Dinkydoo> Also way I'm I literally watching it climb .1% at a time?!
08:59 <Rasmus925> Nice!!!
08:59 * Schism considers making something to nom. Like ramen! Delicious, anti-nutritious ramen.
09:01 * Dinkydoo looks down at her instant pasta.
09:02 <Dinkydoo> Ramen best foods!
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09:14 <Ali> Its SO CHEAP!~
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09:37 <Dinkydoo> Lol started civ6 while the shadows game was installing.
09:37 <Dinkydoo> Big mistake
09:37 * Schism decides to make something else of nom. A liverwurst sandwich!
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09:37 <Dinkydoo> Eww liver
09:38 <Schism> Liver is delicious - if cooked right. And this is more like a liver pate.
09:38 <CleverDerpy> it's oki Dinkydoo, Derpy doesn't like muffin either
09:38 <CleverDerpy> *liver
09:39 <Dinkydoo> You don't like muffin?
09:39 <CleverDerpy> I do, but not liver
09:39 <Schism> If you don't cook liver right, it becomes tough as nails and tasteless. If you do, on the other hand, it's flavourful and creamy.
09:39 <CleverDerpy> that's what happens when you get old, you say the derpiest things
09:39 * Dinkydoo has an existantal crisis
09:39 * CleverDerpy sighs
09:40 <CleverDerpy> Schism, help me out here
09:40 * Schism hugs the CleverDerpy, and offers her a lemon pistachio muffin.
09:40 * CleverDerpy noms it cutely
09:40 <CleverDerpy> see?
09:41 <CleverDerpy> Derpy loves muffins, not liver
09:41 * Dinkydoo looks over at Schism . Whawhat if we are just a cartoon in a giant marketing ploy?!
09:41 <CleverDerpy> don't be silly
09:41 <Schism> Nonsense! You're a giant marketing ploy inside a cartoon.
09:41 <CleverDerpy> mhm
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09:41 * Dinkydoo gasps and falls over backwards
09:42 * Schism </PinkiePie>
09:42 * CleverDerpy creates static
09:42 <CleverDerpy> Clear!
09:42 * CleverDerpy boops Dinkydoo
09:42 * Dinkydoo Poofs up explosively
09:43 <Schism> Anyhoo, liverwurst is actually more of a spread, and tastes great with a bit of mustard and cheese.
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09:43 <CleverDerpy> you oki muffin?
09:44 <Schism> Liverwurst is also nomworthy for the amount of vitamin A it provides. :3
09:44 <Schism> And lotsa iron.
09:44 <CleverDerpy> ..uuuuh
09:44 <Dinkydoo> Yucki
09:45 <CleverDerpy> is there a doctor in the house?!
09:45 <Schism> Organ meats are chock full of vitamins! >.>
09:45 * Schism noms upon some chicken hearts too.
09:45 <CleverDerpy> Schism, stop grossing out me- I mean my daughter
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09:45 <Dinkydoo> Ewwwwww
09:46 * CleverDerpy brushes Dinkydoo
09:46 <Schism> Chicken hearts sauteed in a little garlic, to really bring out that hearty flavour.
09:46 <CleverDerpy> sorry about the shock sweetie
09:46 <CleverDerpy> but you were fading fast
09:46 * Dinkydoo goes "brushy brushy" quitely with every stroke
09:47 <CleverDerpy> still cute~
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09:49 <CleverDerpy> Schism,
09:49 <CleverDerpy> enough with the liver!
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09:50 <CleverDerpy> it's smell makes me gag when cooked for crying out loud!
09:51 * Schism aws, and takes the liver away, instead offering CleverDerpy some menudo? It's stomach!
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10:04 <CleverDerpy> I am sorry Schism, I am just cranky this morning
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10:09 <Schism> S'okies.
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10:14 * Dinkydoo beeps CleverDerpy nose
10:14 * CleverDerpy scrunchymuzzles
10:16 <Dinkydoo> Cheer up! Things are going well for you and the world is your oyster
10:17 * CleverDerpy hugs Dinkydoo
10:17 <Dinkydoo> And wow my city sacked by a scout. Never going to live that down!
10:17 <CleverDerpy> and every oyster has a pearl, like you~
10:18 <CleverDerpy> but you're my pearl, so you're very special
10:23 * Schism awws, and provides CleverDerpy and DinkyDoo with some cheddar and mushroom ramen.
10:24 <CleverDerpy> no thanks, Derpy is full~
10:24 <Dinkydoo> Me to
10:24 * Schism aws, but nods, and places said ramen next to Sleeping_Nightmares instead.
10:25 <Dinkydoo> Ok started on Africa. So need to expand downwards burn the barbarians out of there camps and get Rome to expanding
10:25 * Schism builds a Great Library! +2 Friendship, all ponies research things faster.
10:26 <Dinkydoo> Also Schism chedder ramen is surprising not palatable
10:26 <Schism> It is to me. o3o Depends on how you make it.
10:27 <Dinkydoo> Lol
10:27 <Schism> Done right, it's a buncha noodles in a creamy sauce. Done wrong, it's a bunch of goop.
10:27 <Dinkydoo> I used real cheeder. Might have been my issue
10:28 <Schism> Even then it can work, but you've gotta stir it really well and quickly.
10:29 <Schism> And drain most of the liquid beforehand.
10:29 * Schism makes a simpler ramen. Wif marmite.
10:30 <Dinkydoo> I make ramen by boiling Noddles and mixing spices with the flavoring packs
10:30 <Dinkydoo> Somewhere a Japanese chief just died from a heart attack I'm sure
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10:36 * Schism passes Cepheid this ramen, then.
10:36 * Cepheid noms.
10:39 * Cepheid listens to music for a bit. Plans for the day involve taking a shower, and getting started on spring cleaning. Gonna do the bathroom first, washing the walls and all.
10:39 <Dinkydoo> Huh I miss the sack a barbarian village get a reward thing
10:40 <Cepheid> Hmm?
10:41 <Dinkydoo> Civ6 I keep sacking these villages but am only getting wounded armies in exchange
10:41 <Schism> Well, that sometimes resulted in an imbalance, did it not?
10:42 * Schism increases Ghandi's Diplomacy value by 1, and immediately falls to the nukes.
10:42 <Cepheid> Diplomacy with Ghandi is a waste of time. Due to a running gag, nukes will always result.
10:42 <Dinkydoo> Ugh
10:43 <Dinkydoo> I set the game to epic time so I can enjoy the game without nukes.
10:43 <Dinkydoo> And I can attempt to crush them before nukes fly everywhere
10:44 <Dinkydoo> I don't play nice. I pretend to while I move my armies into place
10:45 <Cepheid> http://imgur.com/gallery/c84KP This is me, right now.
10:46 <Dinkydoo> Also need to defend a place? Roman forts I set them up at early game and use them for a while as fallback points. I start getting killed I fall back to a fort and defend untill the unit dies
10:47 <Dinkydoo> So how do I use district s effectively?
10:48 <Dinkydoo> And city states what changed between last game? Are they harder to wipe out now?
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10:57 <Cepheid> http://imgur.com/gallery/yAIfafP
11:00 <Cepheid> Oh, hey, Factorio 0.15
11:00 * Cepheid disappears from existence for several hours.
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11:05 * Starwatcher howls at the moon
11:07 * Schism peers at Factorio 0.15. "Nuclear power. Eee."
11:07 * Schism takes the time to boop ADragonDreaming about it.
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11:08 * Schism also places a loaf of tomato bread on LunaticHell's head.
11:08 <LunaticHell> goooooood morning, equestria
11:09 * LunaticHell boops Schism with a platter of cheese
11:09 * Schism applies cheese to bread, noms.
11:10 <Schism> LunaticHell: You don't play Factorio at all, ne?
11:10 * Dinkydoo applies pesto to LunaticHell
11:10 <LunaticHell> No, but it seems to be pretty popular as of late.
11:11 <Schism> Yah: there's a new Unstable build which adds a LOT of stuff.
11:12 <Cepheid> I should bring the server back up after Spring cleaning, but for that..
11:12 <LunaticHell> Explains why people that I recently played Warframe with jumped over to factorio and left me alone. o. o
11:12 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Morning Discussion #835 [ http://tinyurl.com/kscs3jh ]
11:12 <Cepheid> I'd prefer having a wired connection, and leaving said server outside of my bedroom. The only other place where I can put the machine is downstairs on the main floor in the exercise room.
11:12 <Cepheid> But then I don't have a wired connection to my PC, etc.
11:12 <Cepheid> And wifi tends to take a considerable hit, as well.
11:13 <LunaticHell> You don't have a basement?
11:13 <Cepheid> No, I don't.
11:13 <Cepheid> It's a three-story townhouse, no basement.
11:13 <LunaticHell> That's a shame.
11:13 <LunaticHell> You know what I'd do if I had the money for it?
11:14 <Cepheid> I can solve the issue with a repeater, ooooorrrr..
11:14 <Cepheid> Bridge routers.
11:14 <LunaticHell> Build a server room underground and cool it with water that I then use for hot springs.
11:14 <Cepheid> I set up the modem downstairs to broadcast, which a secondary router picks up on, then rebroadcasts.
11:15 <LunaticHell> I'll make the money that I need to substain the servers by offering people to visit my server heated hotsprings.
11:15 <Cepheid> Only problem with that setup is that I lose out on one of either 5GHz or 2.4GHz bands on the router.
11:17 <Cepheid> Alternatively I put the server machine in my closet.
11:17 <Cepheid> Where I can close the door and it won't make as much noise.
11:18 <Cepheid> Alternatively I just stop hosting gameservers.
11:20 <Schism> Shiny. https://eu2.factorio.com/assets/img/blog/fff-187-08-high-resolution-preview.jpg
11:20 * Schism nods to Cepheid. :<
11:22 <Cepheid> Best bet would be "put in closet", but for that I need a new power cable. Preferably a long one, with a flat head on it, as the nearest outlet to my closet is behind my bookshelves. I'll also need either clips, or staples, to hold down the ethernet cable. Plus I'll also need a new ethernet cable as the current one's been chewed threw sort of.
11:23 <LunaticHell> Schism: That DOES look rather shiny.
11:26 <Cepheid> All the new map generator settings, yo.
11:27 <Schism> X3... "This is my life now." -BoozyBarrister
11:28 <LunaticHell> Schism: Here, lemme hit you in the nostalgia https://twitter.com/mombot/status/856523133045624834
11:28 <Cepheid> Nostalgia doesn't have much of an impact on me I find.
11:28 <LunaticHell> So you have
11:28 <LunaticHell> No-stalgia?
11:29 <Cepheid> Are you trying to get people to kill you?
11:29 <Schism> LunaticHell, man, that is pretty old.
11:29 <LunaticHell> I know, right?
11:29 <Dinkydoo> Well that was the most glorious pun I've ever seen
11:30 <LunaticHell> Why thank you, I always aim to out-pun-form myself.
11:31 <LunaticHell> here, have a jucy piece of rabbit meat on a platter https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Blys-1xCMAADma8.jpg
11:35 <LunaticHell> Schism: Today, too, is a perfect date to post this gem https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-PldCZW0AA7FiE.jpg
11:36 <Schism> Hah, that's cute. :>
11:42 <Fn> https://twitter.com/mombot/status/856523133045624834
11:42 <Cepheid> Started in a good area. Stone's a bit far, but belts will solve that.
11:42 <Cepheid> There's a massive 6.5 million iron ore deposit to my southwest. Changes basically include lowering all resource frequency to "Very Low" but increasing size and density to maximum.
11:43 <Cepheid> So I kinda have to look for stuff.
11:44 <Schism> Hmmm, interesting. That'll make things complicated, but that's quite the field of iron. o3o
11:44 <LunaticHell> 6.5 million iron ore? That's some heavy metal.
11:44 <Cepheid> I think I should have been more conservative for richness.
11:45 <Cepheid> All of these patches exceed 1 million at a minimum.
11:45 <Schism> At least you won't have to worry about hunting for too much?
11:46 <Cepheid> Granted, I also went with the exspensiveness increase.
11:46 <Cepheid> So everything requires like, four times what it normally does.
11:53 <Cepheid> I only just got a boiler and a steam engine set up.
11:59 * Schism applies more boilers to Cepheid's line, resulting in 14 boilers and 10 steam engines.
12:02 <Schism> Hehe. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-Aa4JtWAAAY2uF.jpg
12:16 <Cepheid> Finally, a lab. Now I can get automation and logistics going.
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12:26 <LunaticHell> Schism: sudden anime test question number 4783231, GO!
12:26 <LunaticHell> "Kill 'em All. And we do mean ALL. Or Star Trek meets Star Wars as a Deconstruction of 70's Super Robot anime." is the abbridged version of what?
12:28 <Schism> I want to say one of the Gundam series, possibly Wing. .
12:28 <LunaticHell> Very close, but no. Think older.
12:28 <LunaticHell> And more brutal.
12:28 <Schism> Neon Genesis Evangelion, of course.
12:28 <LunaticHell> Even more than that.
12:29 <LunaticHell> Yes, such thing exists.
12:29 <LunaticHell> Did I aquire your curiocity?
12:30 <Schism> Not a clue, I fear.
12:31 <LunaticHell> Space Runaway Ideon
12:31 <LunaticHell> Literally (yes) everyone dies.
12:32 <Lumindia_> Lunatic!
12:32 * Lumindia_ pounce
12:32 <LunaticHell> Oh hi there
12:32 * LunaticHell hugs
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12:32 <Schism> Ah, Yoshiyuki Tomino. I thought I saw his hand in there.
12:38 <LunaticHell> Not even the children are safe.
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12:56 * Schism wonders, "Hey, FreezeFrame, whatever did happen to those Androsynth...?"
12:57 <Braixen> lol
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13:03 <Schism> This is a horror story, decidedly so, but the last line absolutely killed me with laughter. http://www.scp-wiki.net/bees
13:05 * Schism is suddenly bees. bzzz.
13:06 <FreezeFrame> Bees is a beautiful story.
13:07 <Schism> It really is! Evidently it was inspired by an IRC conversation.
13:07 <Schism> Simply beeautiful.
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13:09 <Schism> FreezeFrame, also, everything in the S&C Plastics canon is giggleworthy.
13:09 <FreezeFrame> Ugh, I wish SR2 PC wasn't an utter garbage port
13:10 * FreezeFrame refuses to download a mod just to fix a speed bug introduced by tying the speed the game runs at directly to the processor speed.
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13:11 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: More New Equestria Girls Mini Sets Hit Hasbro Toy Shop [ http://tinyurl.com/n3jdbxq ]
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13:13 <Rams42> i dont believe NES really saved gaming
13:13 <Rams42> i mean SEGA would've come and out do it in my view
13:13 <Rams42> it got in the market and won a big portion though on the other hand
13:15 <Rams42> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3s4BEghpX4
13:16 <Rams42> So basically this is why North America loves NES so much, while in Europe nobody almost cared when it came out or really its just the games on wii, but not the console itself
13:17 * Schism snrrrks. "The thing about Site 87 is that, on April Fools' Day, nothing anomalous happens. The end result is that it drives the Site Director completely librarian-poo."
13:25 * Cepheid wanders off to take a shower.
13:43 * Schism reads about the Keter Skeeters, a species of mayfly which is invulnerable to everything - except being squished by a book. And when one is accidentally crushed, they rise up to arms.
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13:50 <Schism> Ah, yes. The dangers of working in the Department of Memetics is that sometimes, you can get addicted to things like ponies.
13:55 <Schism> Also, this is the best SCP listing. http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-055
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13:57 <DARK> hello
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14:04 <Schism> I quite like the Department of /Anti/memetics. What are antimemetics, you ask? Well, they're difficult to describe, because they actively erase themselves from one's mind.
14:04 <Cepheid> Ah, much better. All clean-shaven again and bald.
14:07 <Fn> Woo I am a discordianist
14:07 <Fn> Never thought Discord was my spirit animal
14:10 <Schism> This is a horrific story... a creature which eats memories and encapsulates its victims in a field which prevents anyone from remembering anything about them, or even perceiving them.
14:12 <Fn> Schism, why would it be horrific?
14:12 <Fn> You would not be able to tell what's horrific at that point. Blissfully unaware.
14:13 <Schism> Heh, and that's the most horrific thing of all.
14:14 <Fn> Is it really?
14:14 <Cepheid> Arguably, SCP-055 is "broken" in a sense.
14:14 <Fn> Uhm... I guess if your life consisted of only good, happy, nice and cherished memories --- it may be
14:15 <Cepheid> Based on the description, the very document detailing SCP-055 should not exist.
14:16 <Schism> Cepheid: Save that written documentation /does/ hold -- it's just immediately forgotten unless it's at the forefront of the mind. So there's a cycle of 'wait, what's this?' followed by a bit of flailing and then back to business as usual.
14:17 <Cepheid> But then how was the original document written in the first place?
14:17 <Cepheid> During the writing of it, the person would forget what they are writing about.
14:17 <Schism> Ah, but a researcher writing the document would then look at what they'd already written and amend it appropriately.
14:17 <Cepheid> And attempting to use negation of facts would also cause them to wonder why they are writing a document in the first place, because they are describing the negation of the object, which is everything *BUT* the object.
14:18 <Schism> Also, the Foundation's computers are very, very well guarded, and documents can't merely be 'deleted'.
14:18 <Schism> It's posited that despite being Keter class, SCP-055 is extremely weak. If it weren't, it would have absolutely precluded the document from being written originally, and it couldn't be described through negation.
14:19 <Cepheid> But the problem is that describing it through negation, and forgetting what the object *IS*, would lead to confusion amongst the writers.
14:19 <Cepheid> Because instead of describing the object, they are describing everything it isn't, which is itself reality as we understand it.
14:19 <Schism> Hence why 'we know it's not a sphere' is about as close as you can get.
14:20 <Cepheid> I don't think "Everything but this thing is an SCP object." would result in the file being kept in any way, shape or form.
14:21 <Cepheid> http://imgur.com/t/caturday/Huuds On one hand, hairless cats are ugly. On the other, they are extremely interesting and unique to observe. Because you are seeing the actual, physical form of a cat, without it's fur.
14:22 <Schism> Also, at least we already know that SCP-055 is not a toaster. http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-426
14:22 <Schism> Probably not, anyway.
14:22 <Cepheid> Nor is it a man who, when you look at it's face, even if it's just four pixels in a picture, will rip you apart.
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14:25 <SleepFrame> That one is a good example of the level of horror of some of these items
14:26 <Schism> SleepFrame, yea, though I like Sorts' story about it. :3
14:26 <Finwe> Good afternoon, everypony.
14:26 <Finwe> Messrs Schism, Cepheid and SleepFrame.
14:26 * Finwe doffs his hat.
14:27 <Schism> I really do think that I'm one of the best SCPs on the site, and many people agree with me.
14:27 <Moonlightning> o3o
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14:30 <SleepFrame> Which one is that one again?
14:31 <SleepFrame> And yeah, Sorts' story really solidifies it
14:32 <Schism> I like the thought that the Department of Antimemetics was responsible for setting off an 'antimeme bomb' to force people to forget all about a potentially XK-class memetic hazard.
14:35 <Schism> In this case, http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1425 . Which is a really neat piece of horror.
14:40 <Fn> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExUwUyUK9OM
14:40 <Fn> Have some unusual music
14:48 <Schism> Actually, Cepheid, you might perhaps like SCP-033 best.
14:49 <Schism> A previously undiscovered integer which somehow was 'missed' when the universe was put into place. It erodes anything it touches.
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15:03 * Moonlightning finishes reading the documentation on SCP 1425
15:03 <Moonlightning> ++Schism
15:03 <Schism> Bahahaha! Oh, of course. The Foundation has two different Antimemetic divisions. Each of them has completely forgotten about the other.
15:03 <SleepFrame> Doesn't 033 have a story, too?
15:03 <Schism> I haven't read any story about it... maybe?
15:05 <SleepFrame> Never mind, there was a story found on the interwebs which had a similar concept
15:05 <SleepFrame> http://strangehorizons.com/fiction/the-secret-number/
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15:09 <Moonlightning> Schism o.o
15:09 <Moonlightning> Is there a related SCP?
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15:09 <Schism> SCP-033 is the 'missing number'.
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15:11 <Moonlightning> I meant the two Antimemetic divisions.
15:11 * Moonlightning just finished reading SCP 033
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15:13 <Schism> Moonlightning, well, there's this one. Which is part of a larger chain of antimemetic stories. http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2111
15:14 <Moonlightning> What's this `ls -l` format? o.o
15:14 <RazorSharpFang> Long?
15:15 <Moonlightning> RazorSharpFang: at the linked page
15:15 <Moonlightning> It's /weird/
15:15 <Schism> Long listing format, show all entries.
15:15 * Cepheid blehs. "I was gonna clean the bathroom today, spring cleaning clean, but I'm just not feeling it today."
15:15 <Schism> ls is the UNIX 'list' command.
15:15 <Moonlightning> caramel:/tmp blackl% ls -l 0
15:15 <Moonlightning> -rw-rw---- 1 blackl blackl 2741550 Apr 24 04:53 0
15:15 <Cepheid> It's not a problem if I don't, given my mother was insisting I wait until tomorrow to get started cleaning, but yeah.
15:15 <Moonlightning> Compare that to the format used in the SCP.
15:15 <Cepheid> Moonlightning: ls -l is "long format"
15:16 <Moonlightning> I know what `ls -l` is
15:16 <Moonlightning> I'm asking WTF is up with the format used in the SCP,
15:16 <Moonlightning> s/,/./
15:16 <Schism> It should come as no surprise that the SCP's machines don't use your standard variants of UNIX.
15:16 <Cepheid> Yeah, yer right.
15:16 <Cepheid> I just noticed.
15:16 <Cepheid> At best, it's...
15:16 <Moonlightning> Normal -l is permissions, link count, owner, owning group, size, timestamp, name
15:17 <Moonlightning> SCP's is permissions, ???, ???, size, timestamp, name
15:17 <Moonlightning> except the permissions are weird
15:17 <Cepheid> There's human readable, so -l and -h, but -a implies all, so . and .. should be in the list.
15:17 <Moonlightning> the size is organic-readable even without -h, and even then in a different format
15:17 <Schism> Ah: it's a warning tag on each file. Memetic hazard, antimemetic, cognitohazard, not sure about the fourth.
15:18 <Cepheid> Better yet, they'd have also benefited from putting it in a "code" tag to make it more readable.
15:18 <Cepheid> And more console-like.
15:18 <Moonlightning> yeah, but I'm not too bothered about that
15:18 <Cepheid> I am. :P
15:18 <Moonlightning> :P
15:18 <Moonlightning> Okay, what're the numbers?
15:18 <Moonlightning> ...oh, required clearance.
15:19 <Moonlightning> ...should totally be on an selinux system >.>
15:19 <Cepheid> Heh.
15:19 <Moonlightning> Okay, so what's up with the permissions?
15:19 <Moonlightning> `-rwx2----` could almost be a shorthand (`rwx` twice?), except that there's an extra trailing dash
15:19 <Moonlightning> `-rwxrwx----`?
15:20 <Cepheid> I think it's clearance level.
15:20 <LunaticHell> Schism: I just noticed a thing.
15:20 <Moonlightning> ...I thought required clearance was in the other field.
15:20 <Cepheid> So owner can read it, people in the clearance level 2 group can read it.
15:20 <Schism> 2 is probably a clearance... yeah.
15:20 <Cepheid> Rest can't.
15:20 <Moonlightning> Also, why would you put that in the flags?
15:20 <Moonlightning> In the /middle/ of the flags, no less?
15:20 <LunaticHell> I went from playing Warframe to watching Frame Arms Girl...
15:20 <Schism> LunaticHell, what thing?
15:20 <Cepheid> Moonlightning: Because whomever wrote this SCP was being lazy and didn't do their research on UNIX commands.
15:20 <LunaticHell> Warframe Arms Girl?
15:21 <Moonlightning> ... :(
15:21 <Moonlightning> we should suggest an edit
15:21 <LunaticHell> Cepheid: Which one?
15:21 <Schism> Moonlightning: As I noted before, by the way, this is best canon. http://www.scp-wiki.net/the-s-c-plastics-hub
15:22 <LunaticHell> Cepheid: Ironically this conundrum could work in favor of an SCP.
15:23 <LunaticHell> An SCP that uses UNIX commands that shouldn't work. People will say "This is not how UNIX works" and I say "Exactly, but this is how the SCP works."
15:24 <Moonlightning> well, if it's an SCP, you can handwave /any/ innacuracies as anomalous behavior :P
15:25 <Schism> Or at least how the Foundation's systems work. Though they do have UNIX compatible machines in some cases... also, this monstrosity. http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-732
15:25 <LunaticHell> Thing is they aren't describing things that actually exist, so there's litte room to claim "inaccuracy" to begin with.
15:26 <LunaticHell> Schism: It's an abormination.
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15:26 <Schism> Yes, yes it is. Hilarious, too.
15:26 <Moonlightning> LunaticHell: well, they /do/, to some extent
15:26 <LunaticHell> And talking about anomalous
15:26 <Moonlightning> The SCP universe is an Earth fork :P
15:26 * LunaticHell hugs SunsetShimmer
15:27 * SunsetShimmer hugs LunaticHell
15:27 <LunaticHell> I get what you're saying, which is why I said "little" not "non".
15:28 <Schism> "Hypothesis: if an enemy wished to destroy the Foundation, all they would need is ten nuclear weapons in the kiloton range, disguised as Girl Scouts." -Dr. Alto Clef
15:28 <Cepheid> Or a Dr. Alto Clef.
15:29 <Moonlightning> > Thing is they aren't describing things that actually exist
15:29 <LunaticHell> Their earth still has gravity, so your SCP can't say stuff like "This SCP reduces the usual gravity 4.5 m/s² that exist on earth."
15:29 <Moonlightning> They do, to the extent that the SCPs affect stuff that exists in the real world
15:30 <Moonlightning> Since it's an Earth fork, everything that has a real counterpart can be assumed to, y'know, be that real counterpart and not something else.
15:30 <LunaticHell> I met Bright, he wasn't happy about it.
15:30 <Moonlightning> Like SCPs that refer to...I dunno, the United States.
15:30 <LunaticHell> You mean the 28 states uf the USA?
15:30 <Cepheid> Truth told I'm surprised the SCP foundation hasn't declared Girl Scouts to be an SCP of some sort.
15:30 <Moonlightning> That's the /real United States/. You can't refer to the US in an SCP and then be like--like that, for example. :P
15:30 <Cepheid> They have an unnatural impact on the US, if the Internet is to be believed.
15:30 <Moonlightning> That would be, at best, unnecessarily confusing
15:31 <LunaticHell> Girl Scouts are an evil organizaion in real life, already, no reason to make them out to be SCPs tbh.
15:32 <LunaticHell> How about a SCP that describes the Tenno of the Warframe universe?
15:32 <LunaticHell> They pretty much already ARE akin to SCP in their OWN universe.
15:33 <Cepheid> Right, I made a mistake today.
15:33 <Cepheid> I forgot to take my meds. And I now have a weird headache as punishment.
15:33 <Cepheid> I am definitely not cleaning today.
15:34 <Schism> Eugh. Yeah, best to relax...
15:34 <LunaticHell> tl;dr teenage children went on a trip to the void and got so powerful they had to be put into stasis where they control (via their dreams no less) cyborg killer space ninja robots that are filled with flesh infested by a techno virus bent on destruction and consuming the universe.
15:34 <LunaticHell> remote control*
15:35 <Cepheid> LunaticHell, please go get a CAT scan or an fMRI to ensure your brain is functioning properly.
15:35 <LunaticHell> From the friggin' moon that was hidden IN the void by a powerful AI person*
15:35 <LunaticHell> Cepheid: Just sayin'
15:35 <LunaticHell> And that's the actual lore of the game, too.
15:36 <LunaticHell> Cepheid: Also: the last CAT scan didn't show any new abnormalities in my cerebral functions.
15:37 <Cepheid> If you say so.
15:38 <LunaticHell> I've been playing the game for 4-ish years.
15:39 * Sleeping_Nightmares chews on LunaticHell
15:39 <Moonlightning> LunaticHell: didn't it, or is that just what you think because of SCP...uhh...SCP...
15:39 <Moonlightning> The magic voice whistle thing.
15:39 <LunaticHell> It's a good game, but the lore is freakin' weird.
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15:40 <Schism> "It is determined that this is the point where Dr. Clef accidentally fell out of his chair and struck his head nine times against the corner of the desk."
15:40 <LunaticHell> Your enemies are: the mentioned horrible techno virus, an empire filled with degenerated clones of clones of clones of what used to be human and space capitalism.
15:42 <Schism> This, by the way, is what happens when SCP-732 gets free into the Foundation's computers. http://www.scp-wiki.net/chowderclef
15:42 <LunaticHell> Everything in the Warframe universe sucks and everyone is evil with a hidden agenda except one single character (except the actual Tenno who turn out to be innocent children). wow
15:43 * Filly_Nightmares berps
15:44 * Filly_Nightmares pushes Schism over a day sits on his cheeks.
15:45 <Moonlightning> Schism xD
15:45 <Cepheid> Right, I'ma eat something, take my meds, then go lay down and sleep for a few hours until my head recovers. But first, noms.
15:45 <Cepheid> And purrs. Cat's pesterin' me.
15:46 <Schism> Moonlightning: Tis truly hilarious. X3
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15:46 <LunaticHell> I'll have myself showered in water.
15:46 <LunaticHell> So err be right back.
15:46 <Cepheid> Spitfire, stop applying your scent to my laptop.
15:47 <Cepheid> You are a house cat. There is no need to mark territory.
15:47 * Moonlightning spritzes Cepheid's laptop with perfume -3-
15:47 <Schism> Moonlightning: also, attempts to kill SCP-682 are always good.
15:47 * Cepheid watches his laptop kernel panic.
15:48 <Cepheid> Hey Schism, ye know what's fun to do?
15:48 <Moonlightning> Cepheid: meta-sysreq-b
15:48 <Cepheid> Go eat a clove of garlic. Raw.
15:48 <Schism> I've nibbled on garlic before.
15:49 <Cepheid> I ate raw garlic the other night. It's like eating a block of black pepper.
15:54 <SunsetShimmer> I've nibbled garlic...is gud.
15:55 <Cepheid> Raw, uncooked garlic?
15:56 <Bubs> omnomnom
15:56 <Schism> Moonlightning: Oh, and SCP-504 is of course comedy gold.
15:59 * Cepheid sits atop Schism.
16:00 <Moonlightning> Schism XD
16:00 * Cepheid mysteriously smells strongly of garlic.
16:00 * Schism provides Cepheid with some onion soup too.
16:00 <Cepheid> "Those tomato slices are like [EXPUNGED] shuriken."
16:01 <Cepheid> As for why I consume garlic in the first place, mostly because it tastes good. Partly because it acts as a blood thinner.
16:02 <Cepheid> Regarding 504, I don't get the "Good luck on a healthy dermis" joke.
16:03 <Schism> I think it was just meant to be very stupid? Not sure.
16:03 <Moonlightning> Me neither
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16:04 <Moonlightning> but I just resumed watching a YouTube series, and the first thing in the next video...
16:04 <Moonlightning> > *player character standing on save block* I bet I'm pretty SAFE up here!
16:04 <Schism> 050 is also great, because it's a statue which reads 'To the cleverest', and it automatically enters the possession of whomever pranks its owner.
16:06 <Moonlightning> It changes units to Imperial as part of its thing?
16:06 <Moonlightning> not metric?? :C
16:07 <Schism> Well, it is chaotic neutral. >.>
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16:11 <Schism> Also, there is no SCP-048.
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16:14 * Cepheid declares SCP-048 to be a SCP document that describes a SCP document that describes a SCP documnet that describes a SCP document that d- You get the idea.
16:14 <Cepheid> http://i.imgur.com/Zn0zzno.gif In my cat's case, his nose/snout has touched practically every surface.
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16:16 <Schism> Note: Do not read if frightened of spiders. http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1006
16:19 <Moonlightning> > It has given its name as 'Benevolent Leader.'
16:19 <Moonlightning> ""communism""
16:19 <LunaticHell> For the greater good!
16:19 <DataByte> "Observation Post 45 has been set up within the containment zone and supplies SCP-1006 with various audiobook versions of communist and classical literature at SCP-1006's request"
16:19 <DataByte> hahahaha
16:20 <Schism> 'These communications are largely centered around demands for the dismantling of western imperialism, a scathing critique of the bourgeoisie, and a request for less mosquito spraying in the surrounding area of the park.'
16:21 <LunaticHell> If anyone tells me that country x wasn't 'real comunism', I'll link them to this SCP, this is what real comunism is.
16:22 <LunaticHell> On an unrelated note, we need a story of Antman visiting this colony.
16:23 <DataByte> Object Class: Safe (Except for miniaturized beings)
16:24 <Moonlightning> The self-styling "Benevolent Leader" is instantly suspicious to me
16:25 <Cepheid> If it's declared safe, it's not safe.
16:25 <Cepheid> It just hasn't shown what makes it dangerous yet.
16:25 <LunaticHell> We need more Thaumiel class SCP.
16:25 <LunaticHell> I love the name itself, too.
16:25 <Moonlightning> I don't get the names o.o
16:25 <LunaticHell> It sounds dreamy.
16:25 <Moonlightning> oh. :p
16:26 <LunaticHell> Moonlightning: Thaumiel (twins of God) is the name of one of the Qliphoth in the Kabbalah, the shadow side of the Kabbalistic Tree of Life. It is the shadow of the Sephirah Keter (the crown).
16:26 <Moonlightning> Cepheid: "safe" just means that it won't breach containment on its own. :p
16:26 <Moonlightning> An object that is REALLY safe wouldn't be eligible for SCP status anyway. :p
16:26 <Cepheid> True.
16:26 <DataByte> heh
16:26 <Cepheid> It'd probably be declared mundane.
16:26 <LunaticHell> I didn't only explain ONE but TWO classes. BOOM!
16:26 <Moonlightning> LunaticHell: yeah, see...I wikipediad the names and got that much, but it's just a rabbit hole of religious history
16:27 <LunaticHell> Dude, you wanna know how deep the rabbit hole really goes?
16:27 <Moonlightning> What's a Qliphoth? What's the Kabbalah? What're all these other things on the tree? What?
16:27 <Moonlightning> No. No, I don't.
16:27 <Moonlightning> I want a self-contained explanation. XP
16:27 <LunaticHell> I was about to tell you about Adam Kadamon. aw
16:27 <Moonlightning> because, to be bluntly honest, your explanation means basically nothing to me. :P
16:27 <Moonlightning> I still don't get it.
16:28 <LunaticHell> tl;dr the ten Sephiroth represent the 10 virtues of the abramaic religion, the crown is the one on top.
16:28 <Moonlightning> A hierarchy of virtues?
16:29 <LunaticHell> Those ten are equal in importence and form adam kadmon.
16:30 <LunaticHell> It's build up like a tree and has a counterpart.
16:30 <Moonlightning> Huh. What's with the tree layout, then?
16:31 <LunaticHell> The tree is a symbol used to represent life itself.
16:31 <Moonlightning> Huh.
16:32 <Cepheid> Trees are commonly used to represent such, yes. Or existence.
16:32 <Moonlightning> Okay, SCP question more than religion: if Keter and Thaumiel are two parts of the same tree, why would Keter be used as the label for really dangerous SCPs and Thaumiel for helpful ones? :p
16:32 <LunaticHell> Keter and Thazmiel are counterparts.
16:33 <LunaticHell> Also: make no mistake, Thazmiel SCPs still can cause a lot of harm and destruction, but they CAN be used to counter Keter, while Keter cannot be used in any meaningful way, at all.
16:34 <LunaticHell> Unless they try to kill 682
16:34 <Moonlightning> ...shouldn't SCPs like that be classified as...I dunno, both?
16:34 <Moonlightning> Or even just Keter
16:34 <LunaticHell> Nah.
16:34 <Cepheid> I dunno, SCP-682 could be used as a trash can.
16:34 <Moonlightning> Or do I have it wrong? I woulda thought Thaumiel would be purely helpful, and loyal to the Foundation to /some/ extent
16:35 <Moonlightning> at least a little :P
16:35 <Moonlightning> in general
16:35 <LunaticHell> Dude, no, do you WANT 682 to adapt to trash and weaponize Battleborn?
16:35 <Moonlightning> XD
16:35 <SunsetShimmer> Battleborn is of no use to anyone. :p
16:35 <Moonlightning> Can I get a copy of Battletoads?
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16:36 * Cepheid feeds SCP-682 an UNKNOWN from MHFrontier. All hell breaks loose.
16:37 <LunaticHell> Maybe if we show SCP 682 enough anime it adapts and turns into a waifu?
16:38 <Cepheid> Throw Fluttershy to SCP-682.
16:38 <LunaticHell> Also: there's a youtube series in wich 682 and the happy slime ball react to videos, including voice action (sort of) and all.
16:38 <Moonlightning> Oh, 682-san, stop being so tsundere
16:39 <Moonlightning> Cepheid: ... :O !
16:39 <Cepheid> It'd solve so many problems.
16:39 <LunaticHell> "It's not like I want to eat your or anything, so don't get any idea....bakka!"
16:40 <Moonlightning> > implying Fluttershy poses a problem ;-;
16:40 <LunaticHell> Dude, they basically did something like that, once.
16:40 <Moonlightning> :O
16:40 <LunaticHell> They put in a SCP that has the form of a shy girl or something.
16:41 <Moonlightning> Oh, that one
16:41 <LunaticHell> SCP-053 met SCP-682.
16:43 <LunaticHell> He turned into her dog, which actually gives the trope 'pet the dog' two meanings.
16:43 * Cepheid puts Mob in front of SCP-682.
16:43 <LunaticHell> And then 682 met 999.
16:44 <LunaticHell> 999 is a happy ball of slime that makes people who come into contact with it...happy.
16:44 <Dinkydoo> O.o
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16:45 <LunaticHell> At first it worked on 682, making it blissfully happy, then it adapted to it and released a wave of happiness so strong, that it allowed its escape where it killed suddenly happy and blissful people.
16:46 <LunaticHell> That is with the exception of those who were actually saved by SCP 999, who sprung into action and evacuated the site, how a happy ball of slime can manage that feat should remain a work of your own imagination.
16:47 <Moonlightning> ._.
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17:06 <Cepheid> Hmm. That's new. In my half-asleep state while listening to music, I just came up with a story that I can use for one of the myriad of game ideas I have. And it's for the one game idea that my mind keeps toying with and going back to.
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18:12 <Librarian> ow
18:12 <Librarian> owo
18:12 <Librarian> morning
18:13 <Librarian> evening i mean
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19:04 <theundeadwarrior> rlly
19:04 <Librarian> ryleh
19:04 <Librarian> ftaghn
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19:12 <Librarian> im summoning cthulhu ali
19:12 <Librarian> he owes me 20 pesos
19:12 <Ali> only 20
19:13 <Librarian> yes, he wanted some coca cola
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19:21 <theundeadwarrior> i'm back peoples!
19:31 <DataByte> In the back of what now?
19:33 <theundeadwarrior> your back?
19:33 <DataByte> My back?
19:35 <theundeadwarrior> oh god an really loud ad just appeard out of freakin nowhere!
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19:37 <DataByte> Those are annoying
19:38 <theundeadwarrior> u have no idea
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19:38 <DataByte> I do
19:39 <DataByte> :P
19:39 <Starlight_Glimmer> Butts ... uh ... I mean back? What did I miss?
19:39 <theundeadwarrior> at my pc it's terrible!
19:39 <theundeadwarrior> nothing much i guess]
19:40 <theundeadwarrior> i cant even click a link or i ''won an new iphone'' XD
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20:10 <LunaticHell> Schism: I just accidentally brain'd.
20:11 <LunaticHell> I just joined a different pony chat and was like "I'm so bored that I read SCP articles...it made me think of Pinkie Pie meeting SCP-999...."
20:11 <LunaticHell> "...waaaaait a second!"
20:13 <LunaticHell> (for those who don't know: it's a giant mass of sentient [and happy] slime)
20:15 <DataByte> Smooze!
20:17 * AppleBeverage descend upon y'all
20:18 * DataByte snuggles AppleBeverage
20:20 * AppleBeverage nuzzles DataByte
20:26 <LunaticHell> Exactly.
20:29 <LunaticHell> hey Schism, oi!
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20:58 <Schism> LunaticHell, hmmm? Sorry, was napping.
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21:00 <Schism> Also, I'm pretty sure that 682 absolutely /despises/ 999.
21:00 <Schism> Also also... that's kinda the complete /opposite/ of the Smooze. @_@ Not the FiM one, the original.
21:00 <DataByte> Since 682 is basically a dalek, yes.
21:01 <DataByte> true
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21:01 <LunaticHell> Schism: just a tic, I'll tell you what
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21:03 <Schism> Man... poor 2662. The guy willingly turned himself in to the Foundation because he's so completely fed up with being a Keter-class cognitohazard. (He's not that hard to contain... except that he affects personnel, too.)
21:04 <LunaticHell> Schism: I got a picture for you
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21:15 <Schism> ... Hmm. The stupidest man alive - and he keeps respawning. http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2416
21:20 <DataByte> How do the rating classes work?
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21:23 <DataByte> Climbed into Site-59 incinerator. - Was looking for a bathroom.
21:27 <Schism> DataByte: You mean Safe / Euclid / Keter | Thaumiel?
21:28 <DataByte> Yep
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21:29 <Schism> Two measures which sometimes don't coincide very well: the danger of the object, and the difficulty the Foundation has in keeping it secured. One object, a book which nearly caused the destruction of humanity due to severe cognitohazards, is deemed 'safe' because it's the only remnant copy.
21:29 <Schism> The aforementioned guy is named Keter not because he himself is a threat (though he is, through no fault of his own), but because people, even Foundation personnel, go nuts and try to break out 'their god'.
21:30 <LunaticHell> tl;dr : it's more about "how much do we need to do to keep it contained
21:31 <LunaticHell> "
21:31 <LunaticHell> Easy example?
21:31 <Schism> SCP-261 is safe, even if it can be asked to dispense items of severe threat level - and sometimes appleseeds.
21:31 <LunaticHell> A pistol can kill people, it's potentially deadly dangerious, but if you put it in a small safe and close the safe, noone else can get the gun, right?
21:32 <Schism> Oh, and also, one of the more severe and even terrifying Keter-class objects is a collection of cakes.
21:32 <LunaticHell> But if said pistol had the tendency to break the small safe from the inside and go on a murder spree, not so "safe" anymore.
21:33 <LunaticHell> DataByte: simple enough?
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21:38 * Schism hums. "SCP-(???) is an A4-sized notebook, 210mm x 297mm x 20mm. Its cover has been confirmed via electronic monitoring to be a uniform shade of grey, with no adornments; the pages therein, numbering approximately 400*, are slightly creased. When observed directly by a sapient being, the cover appears to contain a statement that it is a script for a stageplay or film, as well as the title of that script."
21:41 <Electron> Too many symbols.
21:42 <Schism> DataByte: Also note, while SCPinkie may be comparatively harmless, it is almost certainly a Thaumiel-class object, possibly even Keter due to cognitohazardous capabilities.
21:42 <Schism> The mirror pool, meanwhile, is almost certainly Euclid-class.
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21:55 <LunaticHell> DataByte: wanna see the best SCP?
21:55 <DataByte> shoot
21:56 <LunaticHell> http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1224-j
21:56 <LunaticHell> Yes, "shoot", indeed.
21:56 <LunaticHell> (the "j" stands for joke, obviously)
21:58 <DataByte> Thaumiel?
21:59 <LunaticHell> Didn't you notice the most obvious here?
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21:59 <LunaticHell> You just read a SCP report that pretty much is about...
21:59 <LunaticHell> ...Duck Hunt.
22:00 <LunaticHell> cue the laughing dog
22:00 <DataByte> I actually got to play that game last year :}
22:00 <LunaticHell> hehe
22:00 <LunaticHell> Wanna hear a fun fact about the game?
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22:01 <DataByte> First game managed to get such a high score that it remained unchallenged for the weekend (Trotcon)
22:01 <LunaticHell> You can plug the controler in the second port and control the dog.
22:01 <LunaticHell> Or the duck, I don't remember which.
22:01 <LunaticHell> Duck: sorry for the ping
22:01 <DataByte> That's amusing
22:02 <LunaticHell> One of the joke SCPs is...the ex-wife of a 05
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22:07 <LunaticHell> DataByte: here, have a rock http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-j
22:07 <LunaticHell> I'll explain later
22:09 <LunaticHell> DataByte: Do you know the Major general song?
22:09 <LunaticHell> The modern major general?
22:12 * LunaticHell pokes DataByte
22:13 <Schism> LunaticHell, the second controller does control the duck in 1-duck mode. A lot of other games did stuff like that.
22:13 <LunaticHell> neat
22:13 <LunaticHell> Sooo~
22:13 <LunaticHell> http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-900-j
22:13 <LunaticHell> I...I can't stop giggling
22:14 <Schism> Fantastic!
22:15 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Community Soapbox #27 - Chrysalis Revenge, Going to Brony Cons Alone, And More! [ http://tinyurl.com/me2un7t ]
22:16 <Schism> Also, the last note on 1224-J: "Doctor [REDUCKTED]." That's enough to upvote right there.
22:16 <Night_Blitz> LunaticHell: why the rhymes :3
22:17 <LunaticHell> ...because it's based on the Modern Major General's song
22:19 <Schism> This is worth reading through, by the way, just because it establishes that the Foundation is categorically insane. http://www.scp-wiki.net/experiment-log-914
22:20 <LunaticHell> Schism: Someone tried to put that slime on a dead body
22:20 <LunaticHell> OBVIOUSLY they are insane.
22:20 <Schism> They will be ... missed.
22:21 <Librarian> there is no scp foundaion
22:21 * Librarian looks around suspicously
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22:21 <Schism> LunaticHell: But the sheer level of insanity prevalent here goes beyond the pale. Then again, the Foundation researchers rarely get a new toy: I think there's 914, the coffee machine, the vending machine... and I'm not sure what else is both safe and encouraged to experiment on. Oh! The play-doh and the LEGOs.
22:21 <Librarian> there is no schism either
22:21 <LunaticHell> How about the upgrade machine?
22:21 * Librarian takes schism to the foundation
22:21 <Schism> That is 914.
22:21 <LunaticHell> The gears thingy
22:22 <LunaticHell> And the slime?
22:22 * Librarian also takes lunatic for good measure
22:22 <LunaticHell> Come on, you really do want to put it on tooth paste.
22:22 <Schism> I'm pretty sure that testing on the slime is no longer accepted by the Foundation, as there are way too many dead bodies around Site-19.
22:22 <LunaticHell> It'll be fine as long as you don't bite any dead bodies afterwards.
22:22 <Librarian> no one took my bait owo
22:23 <LunaticHell> Librarian: Who says I not already am there?
22:23 <LunaticHell> Same for Schism.
22:23 <Schism> Of course 447-2 is undeniably minty. o3o It would normally go well with lamb, but... that's kinda a dead body.
22:23 <Librarian> its (redacted)
22:23 <LunaticHell> Or a cocktail, a minty one.
22:23 <Librarian> i talked to the scp guys a bunch of times
22:23 <LunaticHell> Dead bodies don't drink alcohol, right?
22:23 <Librarian> they have a chat
22:23 <Schism> Yes, I'm pretty sure it was made into a 447-2 Julep.
22:24 <Schism> Librarian, yup, on synIRC. I used to frequent there. Might need to return and see what's changed.
22:24 <LunaticHell> Librarian: I once met Bright, he didn't like it very much.
22:24 <Librarian> im thinking of making an scp for the heck of it
22:24 <Librarian> something called "creators throne"
22:25 <Schism> Always, always, always use the sandbox and request betas.
22:25 <LunaticHell> Before you start writing, look up if it already exists.
22:26 <Schism> Input: One copy of La trahison des images. Setting: 1:1. Output: One miniature pipe identical to the print, with 'C'est une pipe' engraved on it.
22:26 <LunaticHell> How about an SCP of a computer virus that plays real life pranks on you?
22:26 <Schism> Isn't that pretty much the viral fanfic?
22:26 <Schism> I think that thing's been trolling the Foundation for a while.
22:26 <LunaticHell> If it goes viral, I would be happy.
22:27 <Librarian> how do i know lunatic is not the hug statue?
22:27 <LunaticHell> I mean like the good old times of the "Good Times" virus that promises stuff like kicking your dog.
22:27 <Schism> LunaticHell: No, no. I refer to the fanfic which is likely responsible for My Immortal and probably quite a few others. When it was given a copy of the 'psychic cat', it ... kind of waxed poetic.
22:28 <Schism> Ahh, I see.
22:28 <LunaticHell> Oh, that.
22:28 <LunaticHell> Librarian: I'm not stoned.
22:28 <LunaticHell> It's not 4:20, yet.
22:28 * Librarian looks away and looks back at lunatic
22:29 <Schism> Input: One (1) tuna sandwich. Setting: Very Fine. Output: One loaf of bread baked into the very realistic shape of a tuna, which began 'swimming' through thin air and out the door upon release.
22:29 <LunaticHell> o. o
22:29 <Librarian> wasnt there smethign about a machine god in pieces?
22:30 <LunaticHell> Well yes
22:30 <LunaticHell> And the church of the broken god
22:31 <Librarian> i have a couple of chaos goddesses lying around
22:31 <Librarian> might use them for the lulz
22:32 <Schism> HEE! LunaticHell: In 914's logs, read the ones in part 3 starting with 'human skull'. And then the next.
22:33 <Schism> Input: One (1) Samsung Galaxy Note 7. Setting: 1:1. Output: One (1) M67 Fragmentation Grenade.
22:34 <LunaticHell> ba dum ti- BOOM
22:35 *** Quits: Librarian (Librarian@Pony-g2g.rac.214.187.IP) (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
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22:39 * Librarian puts lunatic hell into the machine on very fine settings
22:39 <Librarian> bendy the devil came out
22:39 * Librarian gives bendy to schism
22:39 <Schism> It's strictly against protocol to test 914 with anything living, due to [DATA REDACTED].
22:40 <Librarian> im just the librarian
22:40 <Librarian> just reverse the settings
22:41 <Librarian> we might get lunatic back, or the world might explode
22:41 <Librarian> do it for science anyway
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22:43 <Schism> Hah. Input: a bottle of vitamin gummies. Setting: 1:1. Output: a bottle of vitamin tablets. Commentary: "I don't know why I expected anything else."
22:44 * Librarian puts a picture of himself
22:44 <Librarian> a nopalito came out
22:44 * Schism sets the machine to 1:1, and out pops a picture of Electron.
22:44 <Electron> Huh?
22:44 <Electron> What?
22:44 <Librarian> owo
22:45 <Librarian> are you my long lost twin?
22:45 <Librarian> the machien says so
22:45 <Schism> Electron: A machine into which you can put virtually anything, and set it to either 'rough', 'coarse', '1:1', 'fine', or 'very fine'. The result is either a degradation, swap, or improvement on the original.
22:46 <Electron> Um... and?
22:46 <Schism> It's one of the Foundation's favourite toys, and so they like to test it on particularly strange settings.
22:46 <Schism> So, if you put a Coke in the machine, and set it to 1:1, it'll return a Pepsi. If you set it to 'coarse', it'll return a Tesco-brand soda instead.
22:47 <LunaticHell> They put in a pill and Dr Bright has never been the same.
22:47 * Schism therefore reasons that if you put a picture of Librarian in on 1:1, a picture of Electron will pop out. Science!
22:48 <Electron> I... I don't get it. I'm not Librarian.
22:48 <Electron> Or a book.
22:48 <Librarian> its an equivalent
22:48 <Librarian> books and electrons are related to science
22:48 <LunaticHell> You could call it an "equivalent exchange machine"
22:49 <LunaticHell> Schism: get it? hehe
22:49 <Schism> To be fair, it could have returned a picture of Colgate, or of Braixen, or of FruitNibbler. And if you were to put in a SunsetShimmer toy, it would return a Twilight`Sparkle.
22:49 <SunsetShimmer> xD
22:50 <Braixen> wow..
22:50 <Electron> Oooooooooookaaaaaaaaaaaay.
22:50 <Schism> Input: One 'Sunset Shimmer' blind box figurine from Hasbro's My Little Pony series. Setting: Coarse. Output: One strip of plastic bacon.
22:51 <Electron> So any one nickname returns anothe ONE nickname.
22:51 *** Quits: Iks (Deggl@Pony-pm2.q4n.211.95.IP) (Connection closed)
22:52 * Gladiolus wishes to hug Electron
22:52 * Gladiolus does so.
22:52 <Librarian> its your birthday galdi?
22:52 * Schism puts a sculpture of Gladiolus into the machine, on setting 1:1. Return: One mango with fruitbat wings.
22:52 <Librarian> gladi
22:52 <Gladiolus> It was, last saturday o3o
22:52 <Gladiolus> or... sunday
22:53 <Gladiolus> yes that, :p
22:53 * Electron accepts a hug from the hugbat Gladiolus
22:53 * Schism tries with another one. The result is a sculpture of a teardrop-shaped white-and-dark chocolate.
22:54 * Night_Blitz roosts on Gladiolus
22:54 * Gladiolus is soft.
22:55 * Gladiolus gives Electron two more hugs.
22:55 * Librarian gives birthday hugs anyway
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22:59 <Schism> Oh, ouch! Dr. Hadian tried using 914 as a divinatory tool. Upon setting a deck of Tarot cards into it, and placing it on Fine, the result was an inverted King of Cups, an inverted Empress, and a right-side-up Two of Cups.
23:00 <Librarian> which means?
23:00 <Schism> An unfaithful relationship.
23:01 <Schism> Or string thereof.
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23:03 * Schism places a picture of Cepheid into the machine, on 1:1. SCP-914 returns a picture of Spitfire. ("Well, that was weird." -Agent Schism)
23:03 <Cepheid> So, I got the mark back for the final exam of Introduction to Computer Science II, AKA: Java Programming. I didn't study for it, didn't practice for it, didn't prepare for it.
23:03 <Schism> 95?
23:03 <Cepheid> Higher.
23:03 <Schism> Ah, full marks? Well done.
23:03 <Cepheid> 97.66% actually.
23:04 <Schism> Apostrophe, or just something even more minute?
23:04 <Schism> Er, semicolon, heh.
23:05 <Cepheid> No idea. I won't get the exam back.
23:05 <Cepheid> Given it's multiple choice though, writing mistakes are out.
23:05 <Cepheid> More likely it was those 4 questions that I couldn't understand due to the professor's Engrish.
23:05 * Schism nods.
23:06 <LunaticHell> I found another great SCP!
23:06 <Cepheid> I knew what he was asking, but the way the questions were worded, and what was provided didn't match up.
23:06 <LunaticHell> http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-009-j
23:06 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: PMV: A Plase That We Call Home! [ http://tinyurl.com/kxuxo2j ]
23:07 <Cepheid> He wanted a "Non-destructive" maze solver. Except the method names didn't imply they were non-destructive.
23:08 *** SleepFrame is now known as FreezeFrame
23:08 <FreezeFrame> 914 experiment logs are pretty great.
23:08 <FreezeFrame> Especially the chess game
23:08 <Schism> "That hardly explains why it's winning."
23:08 <FreezeFrame> 447 also has fun test logs
23:09 <Schism> Hee. "What's WRONG with you people?" -Dr. Alto Clef
23:09 <Cepheid> http://imgur.com/gallery/y1IhWWh How is it that what are essentially giant guinea pigs don't have more predators?
23:09 <Cepheid> Yeah, 914 is great.
23:09 <Librarian> i have mys scp idea, a scp that hunts cocneptual monsters
23:10 <Cepheid> There's also the inexplicable vending machine. I can't remember which one that was, though.
23:10 <Cepheid> I think it was 168?
23:10 <Librarian> the crabs that go happy when you eat them
23:10 <FreezeFrame> The "cuppa joe" incident
23:10 <Cepheid> Nope, that's the sentient calculator.
23:10 <Schism> 261. And the coffee machine is 294.
23:10 <Librarian> he asked fort a cup pf joe, poor joe
23:11 <Schism> The calculator makes me giggle. "See how you like being stuck in a dark room all day. Jerk."
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23:11 <Cepheid> In terms of creepiness..
23:11 <FreezeFrame> The running gag on referring to dead bodies in 447's logs are what make it work
23:11 <LunaticHell> quick, FreezeFrame tell me what this is
23:11 <LunaticHell> http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-078-j
23:12 <Cepheid> My favourites are 093, 087, and 432.
23:12 <LunaticHell> Read it, ceph.
23:12 <LunaticHell> It's highly adorable
23:13 <SaultSteMarie> Cepheid: write a non-destructive maze finder that solves the maze by creating a destroyed maze with a straight hole leading through it 8]
23:13 <LunaticHell> *giggle* it's the cooties, the SCP is the cooties *laughs*
23:13 <Schism> Ewww, memetic cooties.
23:14 <FreezeFrame> Yes, 078-j is cooties
23:14 <Librarian> owo
23:14 <Cepheid> SaultSteMarie: So, basically, a maze solver that removes walls leading straight to the end?
23:14 * Librarian sits cepheid on the creators throne
23:14 <Cepheid> That's easy to do. Not so easy when you're not able to write the code.
23:15 <Librarian> if you explode you evil, if you get a cookie you is nice
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23:15 <Cepheid> Basically the set of questions provided a small chunk of code with a bunch of blank spaces, and the questions basically applied to each blank space.
23:15 <LunaticHell> http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-10101-j
23:15 <Librarian> i got a cookie thats explodes
23:15 <LunaticHell> this thing
23:15 <LunaticHell> read the footnotes
23:15 <Schism> BWAH?! They seriously put a Klein Bottle into 914, on very fine?
23:15 <Cepheid> Not a good idea, that.
23:16 <Cepheid> ... Wait, where'd they get the klein bottle?
23:16 <LunaticHell> I dunno, maybe they shrunk a regular bottle?
23:16 <SaultSteMarie> cepheid but like writing code out is an important exercise because when you get a job you're not going to have like
23:16 <SaultSteMarie> an ide with code completion
23:16 <SaultSteMarie> or a compiler
23:16 <SaultSteMarie> or a computer
23:16 <Cepheid> Yes, I'm aware.
23:16 <Cepheid> I've had final exams before with written code essay questions.
23:16 <Schism> Cepheid: Where do you get a mobius strip?
23:17 <Cepheid> I think the worst case of that was a C++ course back in college. Eight pages for the essay question, double-sided.
23:17 <Cepheid> I was the only one to get a perfect mark because else made an erroroneous assumption.
23:17 <Schism> But, you know, probably threw an illustration of the Klein Bottle and a bit of glass into 914.
23:17 <FreezeFrame> "First of all…why? Second of all…why did we let him do it?" - Dr. A. Clef.
23:18 <Cepheid> They made the assumption that the professor didn't want us to check for invalid inputs, or didn't want us to use exceptions to handle exceptional cases.
23:18 <SaultSteMarie> i had a... computer graphics class that I dropped because A) the professor was an idiot and B) the difficulty curve for the assignments was like
23:18 <Cepheid> SaultSteMarie: Ironically, that's what this class was.
23:18 * Librarian sits schism on the throne
23:18 <Cepheid> Prof was an idiot, but the assignment difficulty curve was inconsistent with the course material and progression.
23:18 <SaultSteMarie> Assignment 1. Write something to see if you're inside or outside of a box. Assignment 2. Write a hockey game. Bonus points if you have sound.
23:19 <Librarian> .....its smokin
23:19 * Schism refuses to have anything to do with the throne, and immediately vanishes from the universe.
23:19 <Librarian> my scp need calibrating
23:19 <Cepheid> Partly because A) The professor couldn't speak or write English very well, and B) He was using course materials from *ANOTHER PROFESSOR*, including assignments.
23:19 <Librarian> pass the retroponchadora
23:19 <SaultSteMarie> Cepheid yeah this prof was like
23:20 <SaultSteMarie> His classes were him reading powerpoint slides
23:20 <SaultSteMarie> He'd hand us printouts of the slides with words removed to force us to come to class
23:21 <Cepheid> It wasn't slides in my case. It was a heavily trimmed down textbook written by the other professor. The professor I had still read directly from the textbook pages.
23:21 <SaultSteMarie> one lecture was just like THIS IS AN NVIDIA TITAN. it has a l l t h e c o r e s
23:22 <Cepheid> I eventually stopped attending the lectures after like, 4 lectures
23:22 <Cepheid> I haven't seen the professor since... I don't recall.
23:22 <Cepheid> I don't even remember what he looks like.
23:22 <SaultSteMarie> i had this same prof for another class and always showed up to class 10 minutes late because i /wasn't missing anything/
23:23 <Cepheid> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-SxciGV0AA_9qr.jpg:large Talk about an excellent localization.
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23:24 <SaultSteMarie> i am very amused by that!
23:25 *** Pony|43589 is now known as ThatAnonPony
23:25 <Schism> Hee! Just recognized... putting in things related to Adolf Hitler result in hand-drawn paintings.
23:26 <Schism> Cepheid: That's, uh... yes, sure.
23:26 <SaultSteMarie> Oh that reminds me though.
23:27 <SaultSteMarie> I had this one C# prof that like... his picture on his website was really out of date
23:27 <SaultSteMarie> And since it was taken he lost 100-some pounds, shaved off his moustache, and de-aged about 20 years.
23:27 <SaultSteMarie> So I show up at class the first day, dude walks in, nobody has any idea who he is.
23:28 <Cepheid> XD
23:29 <Cepheid> But yeah, the other proffessor basically wrote his own textbook. Take the typical thick Java textbook, trim it down to the bare essentials, and that's what you get.
23:30 <Cepheid> Which is hilarious, given that he's terrible at programming based on what he provides for assignments and tutorials.
23:33 <Schism> Those who can, do.
23:33 <Cepheid> Those who can't, teach.
23:33 <Cepheid> I'm aware of the phrase.
23:34 <Schism> And those who can't even teach become professors.
23:34 <Cepheid> By that logic, I should be teaching, as I've only ever completed two projects in the entirety of my programming career.
23:35 <SaultSteMarie> I did not have a good time in college!
23:37 <Cepheid> Neither did I.
23:37 <Librarian> compard to high school collage was heaven
23:37 <Librarian> college
23:40 <Cepheid> Heh, someone using emulation of the Wii U was able to open an impossible-to-access treasure chest in Breath of the Wild.
23:41 * Schism gasps in shock. "They've already emulated the WiiU? How? It's not like it's functionally similar to the GameCube in any way!"
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23:41 <Schism> But yeah, what was inside?
23:41 <Cepheid> Emulation of the game isn't perfect, but it's enough to get into that chest, it seems. As for what's inside, an opal.
23:42 <Schism> Well, that's anticlimactic.
23:43 * Schism hmms, and leaves LunaticHell on their own in order to play Factorio.
23:43 <LunaticHell> k
23:43 <Schism> Joking, mostly. But you did say.
23:44 *** Parts: Inda (Inda@Pony-4c042h.mo.charter.com) ()
23:46 <Schism> Hmm. Cepheid: PC Tuner bundle this time around.
23:46 <Schism> Revo Pro is pretty nice on its own.
23:47 <Cepheid> Aside from Winzip, I have not heard of any of these tools.
23:48 <Schism> Revo's a well-known uninstaller program, which actually does clean up all of the clingy bits. It's pretty useful in cases of a lot of malware and junk. That much, I'd say, is worth a couple bucks.
23:49 <Schism> The others... well, they're IOBit programs, which is at least a mark in their favour.
23:50 <Schism> I used Revo a lot; it's actually a pretty useful tool.
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23:55 <Starwatcher> <poof> hi everypony
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23:56 <LunaticHell> jo Cepheid
23:56 <LunaticHell> http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-420-j everyday
23:56 <Schism> Everyday I'm SCP'in'.
23:57 * DashedRainbows sniffs Starwatcher and licks
23:57 <Schism> "Can anyone tell me why Dr. Clef just walked in here demanding stir-fried noodles, pizza, corn chips, and dark chocolate?"
23:57 * SaultSteMarie stares at code. Why did I mix the GUI layer with the business layer.
23:58 <Starwatcher> !
23:58 * Starwatcher smells of coffee, chalk and peppermint
23:58 * Starwatcher hugs DashedRainbows
23:58 <Starwatcher> how are?
23:59 <DashedRainbows> Pretty good just a bit bored
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