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00:05 * Surreal_Nightmares wuvs Ali
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00:15 <Verandure> Oh, hey, best pony =P
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00:45 <Thelema5> Hello everypony
00:48 <Sombra> Ranchero Unicorno
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00:49 <Cepheid> Morning.
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01:35 <Sombra> the novacaine is wearing off
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01:56 <Thelema5> Sombra, did you undergo a dental proceedure?
01:57 <Sombra> .No
01:57 <Sombra> They novacained me, then said they couldn't do it because my BP was too high because the procedure caused me to have a panic attack
01:57 <Thelema5> Geez. That sounds about right, what the heck
01:58 <Thelema5> I'm pretty sure that's a normal reaction when someone is about to start using tools in your mouth
02:00 <Sombra> Mine shoots up way too high.
02:01 * Thelema5 can relate
02:02 <Sombra> So I guess they're going to refer me to an oral surgeon, I don't know if that'll be covered by my insurance
02:03 <Filly_Nightmares> Yay American healthcare
02:04 <Sombra> .It's the same in the UK apparently, they don't cover a lot of dental.
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02:07 <Filly_Nightmares> Wew
02:07 <Filly_Nightmares> Canada?
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02:07 <Sombra> No, I'm in the US
02:11 <Filly_Nightmares> Like, how is it in Canada? o4o
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02:11 <Sombra> I can't say.
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02:13 <Thelema5> Dental work is usually considered cosmetic or non-essential in many countries unless there is an infection
02:13 <Sombra> I have an infection
02:13 <Sombra> Only option, tooth bulled.
02:13 <Sombra> *pulled
02:14 <Thelema5> That sucks. I've been there.
02:14 <Sombra> So I guess I'll just have to take some antibiotics
02:15 <Thelema5> Actually, I waited far too long until my infection abcessed and swelled up my whole jawline like an apple. The pain was terrible and eventually I wound up lancing it myself with a sewing needle
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02:15 <Thelema5> It was... disgusting. But my gods did I feel better
02:16 <Thelema5> Following that I used antiseptic mouthrinse 3 times a day until the abcess healed
02:16 <Thelema5> Hashtag self-surgery
02:18 <Sombra> WEll as long as it worked.
02:18 * Firestar rolls
02:19 <Thelema5> ( ._.)
02:19 <Firestar> Welll hmmmm what goes on?
02:20 <Thelema5> Just hanging out getting ready for bed watching silly youtube videos
02:21 <Firestar> Ah, sounds fun
02:22 <Sombra> They gave me opiates for pain.
02:23 <Thelema5> Careful with those. It's very, VERY easy to get hooked.
02:24 <Thelema5> I was prescribed oxycodone when I had my abcess, the pills made everything... and I mean EVERYTHING feel juuuuust fine
02:25 <Sombra> Maybe I should get hooked on them.
02:27 <Thelema5> Nuh uh, thats how people wind up on meth
02:27 <Thelema5> I kept taking my pills even after the infection went away just because it felt so easy and good
02:27 <Sombra> That sounds like a wonderful way to die.
02:28 <Thelema5> But it was a big mistake; I sure missed them when the prescription ran out, and I can certainlly understand how people wind up transitioning to harder street drugs
02:28 <Thelema5> Use them sparingly
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02:47 <Golden> Good night everyone
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02:51 <Thelema5> G'night
02:54 <Thelema5> What is a person supposed to do when s beloved family pet is diagnosed with a chronic illness which is treatable in the short term but which will eventually result in its death even after periodic vet bills of $500 every time the condition flares up?
02:56 <Thelema5> This is my dilemma with a cat right now, my SO says we should do everything we can to "help him" in the short term, but long term treatment is draining our savings
02:57 <SunsetShimmer> At some point you need to tell them it's time.
02:57 <SunsetShimmer> The older the pet gets, the worse the condition and payments will get...
02:57 <SunsetShimmer> and the condition
02:57 <Thelema5> It's frustrating because regardless of how much money we pump into "helping" him in the short term, the illness is eventually going to kill him in a year or So
02:57 <SunsetShimmer> *condition of the pet.
02:57 <Thelema5> I tried that, SunsetShimmer... She isn't receptive yo it... To say the least
02:59 <Thelema5> Honestly, I'd be fine letting the illness run its course. The cat is 13 years old and morbidly obese. No sum of money is going to change that
02:59 <Thelema5> 14,actually
03:02 <SunsetShimmer> Yeah, that just sounds like a case of literally tipping money away
03:02 <Thelema5> To further complicate things, my SO's father is slowly dying from leukemia, and I'm positive that she is drawing parallels between the two
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03:03 <Thelema5> Gah, there's no winning in that situation
03:04 <SunsetShimmer> Yeah I think this is a battle you're not gonna win without emotional backlash
03:05 <Firestar> Same case here, but I made the choice to put her to sleep if it comes to surgery
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03:07 <Firestar> She is old dog 17 years
03:10 <Thelema5> That sounds like s humane decision
03:11 <Firestar> I mean we just couldn't afford surgery
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03:18 <Thelema5> That stuff gets expensive super fast
03:19 <Thelema5> When it comes down to choosing between the health of an animal and the wellbeing of your family there's really only one choice
03:20 <Reia> Animal
03:20 <Reia> Clear choice
03:21 <Thelema5> :|
03:24 <Reia> Oh right. I keep forgetting other people have good relations with their family
03:24 <Reia> My bad
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03:25 <Reia> ...
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03:26 <Thelema5> Depends on how you define family
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03:27 <Thelema5> I don't speak to any of my blood relations except under extenuating circumstances like a death. My family as i mean it are the people I've come to care for and grow close with over time
03:28 <Thelema5> Not really family in the traditional sense I guess
03:29 <Thelema5> Regardless, in my book the lowest human is intrinsically more highly valued than the highest of animals; I am loyal to my species
03:33 <Thelema5> !link happy fillies
03:33 <Thelema5> ... Still no derpybot?
03:35 <Thelema5> We need more poni
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03:54 <Cepheid> http://imgur.com/gallery/okbyS
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04:03 <Cepheid> Quiet evening.
04:07 <Schism> Kinda chewing the fat with Estee and the crowd elsewhere.
04:07 <Schism> Just to get my mind on the ball for fic purposes.
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04:15 <Cepheid> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsKyxf12QVo Careful with them selfies, folks.
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04:19 <Sombra> This really grinds my gears
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04:38 <Cepheid> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DEqv6GOW0AAxMNd.jpg:large Now that's a cute kitty.
04:39 <Verandure> It's head is two sizes too big for it's body =3
04:39 <Verandure> It's too cute!
04:40 <Schism> Verandure, have you ever seen a human baby?
04:40 <Verandure> Yeah, they're disgusting =3
04:40 <Schism> The head thing still applies to them.
04:40 <Verandure> Yup
04:44 <Cepheid> It strangely works better for black kittens, though.
04:44 <Cepheid> Their heads seem to be too large for the body.
04:46 * Verandure nods. Remembers when theirs was that size =3
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04:53 <Cepheid> So, two things. No more coffee for the time being, as it's making me irritable again. Aaaand I probably need a day or two away from IRC>
04:54 * Verandure nods. If that's what you need.
04:54 <Verandure> Do you have withdrawal symptoms when you don't drink coffee?
04:56 <Cepheid> Surprisingly, no. I have more problems if I drink coffee. The shakes, mostly.
04:56 <Cepheid> And in general being irritable.
04:56 <Verandure> Huh. I get the shakes when I don't have caffeine >.> But I'm not a coffee drinker.
04:56 <Verandure> I take more milk than coffee =P
04:58 <Cepheid> I'd like to curse whoever got me started on coffee, to be honest. Since I can't really stay off of it for too long.
04:58 * Verandure sage nods.
05:04 <Cepheid> I have not eaten a proper breakfast for the last four days.
05:08 <Cepheid> Oh, a mystery.
05:08 <Cepheid> So, my mother brought a new plant in after the fern died, right? Well, today, before I lost my mind and all that, the parents and I discovered leaves on the living room floor.
05:08 <Verandure> Was it the cat? =P
05:08 <Cepheid> Problem is, the plants that the leaves could be attributed to show no signs of damage.
05:09 <Verandure> Oh.
05:09 <Cepheid> I examined it closely. No teeth marks.
05:09 <Verandure> The Happening! It's Happening! (Bad movie reference) =P
05:10 <Cepheid> I dunno, but it's weird. We don't have any other plants like it in the house, and these leaves looked ripped apart, chewed up and so on. And yet there they were.
05:11 <Verandure> This is a mystery, indeed.
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05:13 <Cepheid> http://imgur.com/gallery/3VIfb
05:13 * Verandure tackle hugs the Starwatcher.
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05:13 <Verandure> That is dedication.
05:14 <Verandure> I like how they got the cat to sit still and not try to eat all that hair.
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05:18 <Cepheid> Agreed. Spitfire and Tizzy have this thing about eating their own fur, or each other's fur for some odd reason.
05:18 <Cepheid> http://i.imgur.com/en2Fbbd.jpg
05:20 <Verandure> Aww, das a cutie =3
05:24 <Cepheid> Bleh, I can't figure out how to solve this issue
05:25 <Verandure> The plant thing?
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05:28 <Cepheid> Nah. I'm working on the program I was working on earlier today. In JavaFX, there's a class used for spinners(Those little widgets with up/down arrow boxes and a number in an textbox). The system that implements text parsing and text output for the internal value of the spinner can throw an exception if parsing is invalid, and there doesn't seem to be a way to catch it.
05:30 <Cepheid> The simplest solution is an annoying one.
05:32 <Verandure> Ah. I only code simple stuff in python when I need it, for work. Object oriented stuff doesn't come up, too often, so I don't really mess with classes (or even functions, if I can get away with it).
05:33 <Cepheid> Well, from the looks of things, their converter is set to throw a RuntimeException when it parses the input string to fromString(). Rather than you know, returning to the original value that was there.
05:33 * Verandure nods.
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05:56 <Cepheid> You know what would drive people insane as a game?
05:57 <Verandure> A lot of things =P
05:57 <Tirek> A bus ride to Vegas?
05:57 <Cepheid> A website that asks you to type in a password to use for a fictional account you're creating. The catch? None of the rules for the password are expressed. It's up to the players to try and find a password that works by inputting an example, then work based on what the error messages returned are.
05:58 <Verandure> Don't most of those just list everything you've missed, though?
05:58 <Cepheid> "First character cannot be a number." "First character cannot be a non-verbal symbol." "There can be no currency symbols currently in use by the UK during brexit."
05:58 <Verandure> Lol at that last one.
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05:59 <Tirek> "Must contain a sports team name"
05:59 <Cepheid> Verandure: It'd only report errors on what inputs are invalid. And a black password would be caught and treated as "The password cannot be blank."
05:59 <Starwatcher> <poof>
05:59 <Starwatcher> hi everypony
05:59 <Verandure> Evenin', Starwatcher.
05:59 <Cepheid> Er, blank*, not black. Though I guess "black" could be covered by "Must not contain the name of any known colours in the spectrum of visible light."
06:00 <Cepheid> Even though black is not a colour. I guess it'd have to reworded for that case.
06:00 <Cepheid> "May not contain the absence of all light."
06:00 <Cepheid> And the further along they get, the more arcane the hints get.
06:00 <Verandure> Ultraviolet
06:01 <Verandure> Sounds fine.
06:01 <Cepheid> "May not contain digits that lie between the sixtieth and sixty-second digits of pi.
06:02 <Cepheid> "May not make references to the Pink Pony. Which one? You figure it out."
06:03 * Verandure gasps. "B-but best pony!"
06:04 <Starwatcher> mrr?
06:04 <Starwatcher> hia Verandure
06:04 <Starwatcher> ... reminds me
06:04 <Starwatcher> who of the mane 6 do you think are the best friends?
06:05 <Verandure> None of them, really. It seems like they're all friends by proxy and wouldn't really talk were it not for Twilight. =P
06:06 <Starwatcher> haha
06:07 <Verandure> Pinkie would obviously be "friends" with them all, but I don't think that means as much to them.
06:07 <Starwatcher> I think fluttershy too, in her own way
06:07 <Verandure> By avoiding them all at all costs, yes. =3
06:07 <Starwatcher> you think?
06:07 <Cepheid> And, a special condition for my password game, purely for Tirek, accessible only by having a specific IP address, which is Tirek's IP address: "Must contain fun."
06:08 <Verandure> Her timidity had her avoiding talking to ponies for multiple seasons >.> She probably would have stayed a recluse were it not for the rest of the Mane 6.
06:11 <Starwatcher> unless you're a baby dragon ^_^
06:11 <Verandure> Yup yup!
06:12 <Starwatcher> ok so what about RD?
06:12 <Verandure> A baby dragon that isn't actually that much younger than the mane 6 =P
06:12 <Starwatcher> hahaha yes
06:12 <Starwatcher> well, relatively speaking
06:12 <Starwatcher> I think dragons live a long time in the show
06:12 <Verandure> He was hatched the day Twilight got her cutie mark, so he can't be -that- much younger.
06:13 <Verandure> RD, I think, might be friends with AJ. But that'd just be a competitive stint, I would think.
06:14 <Starwatcher> yea I can see that
06:15 <Verandure> They aren't really shown to interact, much, beyond when they're forced to for a friendship issue.
06:15 <Verandure> They clearly like one another, but I really don't think they'd be friends. =P
06:16 <Starwatcher> not without twilight, anyway
06:16 <Starwatcher> yeah I agree.
06:16 <Starwatcher> it's kinda weird now that I think about it
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06:18 <Starwatcher> then again
06:18 <Starwatcher> she is the element of magic
06:18 <Starwatcher> magic of friendship?
06:18 <Starwatcher> friendship is magic?
06:18 <Verandure> I'm glad they didn't give her a friendship spell like they gave Cadence a love spell =P
06:21 <Starwatcher> lol
06:21 <Starwatcher> that'd be scary
06:21 <Starwatcher> honestly Cadence's love spell is disturbing
06:21 <Cepheid> Lately, I've been drinking a considerable amount of cranberry juice. I have no idea why.
06:21 <Verandure> Brain manipulation isn't a great road to tread down.
06:21 <Starwatcher> no
06:21 <Starwatcher> Cephied it's good for you and tastes yummy
06:22 * Verandure blehs hard. Cranberry juice is only sugar >.>
06:22 <Verandure> Cranberries are inedible without the added sugar.
06:22 <Cepheid> Probably not good for me to be consuming such vast quantities of it then.
06:22 <Cepheid> I'm diabetic and all that.
06:23 * Verandure shrugs.
06:24 <Cepheid> Hello Spitfire.
06:24 * Starwatcher blinks
06:24 * Starwatcher scrunchies his nose and noms on a tulip
06:26 <Verandure> Stay gold, ponyboy =3
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06:28 <Starwatcher> mrr?
06:28 <Starwatcher> hi coco
06:34 <Cepheid> I dunno why I could ever think that no one would miss me if I just disappeared. My cat keeps reminding me that he's a little too attached to me.
06:34 <Verandure> Cats are nice, like that =3
06:35 <Cepheid> Just wish he'd stop doing one thing. Putting holes in my shirt.
06:36 <Cepheid> He snuggles up against me a lot, and when I pet him, make a peep, or move, he digs his claws in, as if he was happy to hear my voice or something.
06:37 <Verandure> Ah, the many love scars of the cat owner =P
06:37 <Starwatcher> hmmm, yes
06:37 <Starwatcher> mine also
06:40 <Tirek> You monster.
06:40 <Tirek> Er, I'm a half an hour late on that response.
06:40 <Tirek> But you're still a monster.
06:40 <Verandure> It happens. Were this a forum, that would be the expectation. =P
06:42 <Starwatcher> if ponies were real and the size of cats
06:42 <Starwatcher> would you cuddle them
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06:42 <Verandure> Only if they consented, given that they're sapient =P
06:43 <DerpyBot> *derp*
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06:44 <Tirek> No.
06:45 <Tirek> I would unleash an unrivaled evil force and mold them in to beasts of my own design to carry out my will.
06:45 <Verandure> Would you cut off their heads if they refused? =P
06:45 <Tirek> Except on the children. Never the children.
06:45 <Tirek> Only Spike loses his head.
06:46 <Verandure> Is it... put on a spike =D
06:46 <Tirek> You're first. On the list.
06:46 <Verandure> Yay! I won!
06:47 <Cepheid> Being first on his list is not good, Verandure.
06:47 <Verandure> It is, for me =P
06:47 <Tirek> Let him believe whatever he wishes. His end is nigh, he can delude himself into thinking its him becoming a princess.
06:48 <Verandure> Everypony wants to be a princess, Tirek.
06:48 <Tirek> Not I.
06:48 <Tirek> Though I would make quite a beautiful princess, I will admit.
06:49 <Starwatcher> ok
06:49 <Starwatcher> followup question
06:49 <Starwatcher> which of the mane 6 would snuggle a friendly human?
06:49 <Starwatcher> if any
06:49 <Cepheid> I would prefer to be a witch.
06:49 <Verandure> Pinkie would be the most open to it, though I'd imagine any of 'em, given proper context. Except RD, she wouldn't snuggle =P
06:50 <Starwatcher> lol
06:50 <Starwatcher> yea
06:50 <Starwatcher> pinkie would be a cuddle fiend
06:51 <Verandure> Yus =3
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06:53 * Filly_Nightmares chews on Cepheid
06:53 *** ChanServ sets mode: +h CleverDerpy
06:53 * Cepheid gets a tetanus shot.
06:53 * Filly_Nightmares kneads wuv into Cepheid's eyes
06:54 * Cepheid gets a new prescription for glasses.
06:54 <Starwatcher> hia Derpy
06:54 * Starwatcher hugs CleverDerpy
06:54 * CleverDerpy hugs Starwatcher
06:55 * CleverDerpy purrs
06:56 <Starwatcher> https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/2/16/1089998__safe_artist-colon-emberfan11_limestone+pie_marble+pie_maud+pie_pinkie+pie_cuddle+puddle_cuddling_pie+sisters_pony+pile_simple+background_sleep.png [pinkie and her sisters]
06:57 <CleverDerpy> Starwatcher, derpy has these cookies
06:57 <CleverDerpy> would you like one?
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06:58 * CleverDerpy sits and derps
06:58 * Verandure noms on CleverDerpy's tail.
06:58 <Starwatcher> yea
06:58 <CleverDerpy> heehee, hira~
06:58 * Starwatcher accepts gratefully
06:58 <CleverDerpy> *hiya
06:58 <Verandure> Yolah, CleverDerpy =3
06:59 * CleverDerpy offers Verandure a cookie too
07:00 * CleverDerpy noms one herself cutely
07:00 <CleverDerpy> nom~
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07:00 * Verandure takes the cookie in both hooves and nibbles it, like a squirrel. "Thankies~"
07:02 * CleverDerpy smiles and wags her tail
07:02 <CleverDerpy> you're welcome!
07:03 <Starwatcher> is.. is time for me to rest - nighty night everypony, take care
07:03 <CleverDerpy> nini
07:04 * CleverDerpy snuggles up to Starwatcher
07:04 * Starwatcher lays down and hugs CleverDerpy
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07:05 <CleverDerpy> derpy is warm~
07:07 * Ali glomps CleverDerpy and snuggles up to with a yawn.
07:08 * CleverDerpy pets Ali
07:08 <CleverDerpy> Ali Ali~
07:08 * Ali nuzzles up to CleverDerpy and purrs.
07:09 <CleverDerpy> Ali, want a cookie~?
07:09 * Ali yays and wags tail for cookie
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07:10 * CleverDerpy feeds Ali da cookie
07:10 * Ali purrs and noms cookie
07:10 <CleverDerpy> yay, Ali happy?
07:10 * Ali nods and hugs CleverDerpy
07:11 * CleverDerpy purrs and noms a cookie herself
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07:16 <CleverDerpy> Ali, is derpy chubby pone?
07:16 * Ali doesn't think so
07:18 * CleverDerpy climbs onto Ali and hugs
07:19 <CleverDerpy> you are sweet~
07:19 <Finwe> Lt CleverDerpy!
07:19 <Finwe> o7
07:20 <Finwe> Miss Ali, Mr Verandure.
07:20 * Finwe doffs his hat.
07:20 * Verandure noms on Finwe's doffed hat.
07:20 <Finwe> D:
07:20 * Finwe shoos the ravenous Verandure off.
07:21 * Verandure explodes.
07:21 <CleverDerpy> RAdm. Finwe
07:21 <Verandure> What is the up, Finwe?
07:21 * CleverDerpy salutes
07:21 <Finwe> Verandure: It is the opposide of the down.
07:21 <Finwe> o3o
07:21 <Finwe> Finally I meet you, Lt.
07:22 <Verandure> This is true.
07:22 <Finwe> For your long, if somewhat derpy service, I have the honour to promote you to Lt Cdr.
07:22 * CleverDerpy blushes and salutes
07:22 * Finwe hoofs the new insignia to CleverDerpy.
07:22 <CleverDerpy> thank you for this great honor sir~
07:22 <Finwe> Carry on the good work, Lt Cdr.
07:22 <Finwe> o7
07:22 * CleverDerpy wears it with pride
07:23 * Finwe hugs the CleverDerpy.
07:23 * CleverDerpy purrs and huggles back
07:23 <Verandure> Oh no! My youtube is being invaded by Twidash animations =P
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07:25 <CleverDerpy> sir, news from our air force
07:25 <CleverDerpy> it is considered urgent, they need emergency refueling on our ship
07:25 <CleverDerpy> they are requesting permission to land
07:27 <Cepheid> Right, I'm heading off back to sleep.
07:27 <Cepheid> I'll see ye later.
07:27 <Verandure> Good night, Cepheid.
07:27 <Finwe> Umm, we're not exactly a carrier, but i fit's an emergency.
07:28 <CleverDerpy> these are small aircraft sir
07:28 <Finwe> Tell them that the permission is granted.
07:28 * CleverDerpy talks into a walkie talkie
07:29 <CleverDerpy> "this is Lt Cdr. CleverDerpy, you are clear to land delta frou frou,
07:30 * CleverDerpy switches channels, "we have clear to land from RAdm. Finwe, let them land men.
07:30 <Finwe> How copy?
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07:32 <CleverDerpy> "this is delta frou frou, we hear you loud and clear, we are flying a small drone plane with low fuel and appreciate your permission, our ship will arrive at your permission in 2 minutes, do you copy?"
07:33 * CleverDerpy a small drone double the size of big mac with a pod on it flies over the ship
07:34 <CleverDerpy> see sir, I told you it was compact
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07:37 * CleverDerpy it lands in the ship and is surprisingly light and balanced
07:41 <Finwe> o3o
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08:53 <Schism> "So, I want you to tell me. Your people. What were the smartest people looking to accomplish?" "The *smartest* people." "Yes." "The thinkers and dreamers who come up with the ideas, Celestia? Not the politicians, not the bureaucrats, but them?" "Yes!" "You're sure you want to know?" "YES!" "They wanted to disassemble the sun." "..."
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09:15 <Hat> What's wrong with the sun?
09:16 <Schism> Nothing... except that a very, very tiny fraction of the energy in the sun actually reaches Earth, or anywhere else for that matter.
09:17 <Schism> By making better use of it than a giant incandescent light bulb, not only does it stave off entropy for a bit longer, but it also provides an incredibly potent resource.
09:27 <CleverDerpy> derp?
09:35 <Hat> !derp
09:36 <DerpyBot> http://mlfw.info/f/345
09:36 * Schism offers CleverDerpy a sun muffin! It's actually a morning glory muffin.
09:36 <Hat> mlfw mlfw is down
09:37 <Schism> (Morning glory muffins are apple, raisin, pineapple, carrot, walnut and coconut muffins.)
09:47 * CleverDerpy noms the sun muffin
09:48 * CleverDerpy 's mouth glows in the dark
09:48 <CleverDerpy> this siw erid
09:48 <CleverDerpy> *this is weird
09:48 * Schism peers at a 2006 report using Calibri, a font released in 2007.
09:48 <Schism> Seems legit.
09:48 * Princess-Celestia doesn't find it weird. She glows in the dark.
09:52 <Finwe> o3o
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09:52 <Finwe> Lt Cdr CleverDerpy, Messrs Princess-Celestia, Schism and Cepheid.
09:53 <Finwe> o7
09:53 <Finwe> !hat
09:53 <DerpyBot> May I take your hat, sir?
09:53 <DerpyBot> May I take your hat?
09:53 <Cepheid> Can't sleep. Mind won't stop thinking.
09:53 <Finwe> Yes.
09:53 * Finwe gives Hat to DerpyBot.
09:53 <Hat> Hay DerpyBot
09:54 <Schism> I daresay I'm going to get one more hour's nap...
09:55 * Princess-Celestia bullies Luna into taking over the sun for the weekend and goes back to bed.
09:55 * Finwe usea Sleeping_Nightmares as a blanket upon Schism.
09:59 * CleverDerpy has a glowing tummy now
09:59 <CleverDerpy> heehee, i'm my own night light~
09:59 <Finwe> :0
09:59 <CleverDerpy> watch what I can make it do
10:00 * CleverDerpy claps twice and it turns on, then claps again and it turns on
10:00 <CleverDerpy> *off
10:00 <CleverDerpy> remote control~
10:00 <Finwe> I shold make you a lighthouse officer.
10:00 <CleverDerpy> i'm oki sir
10:01 <CleverDerpy> the muffin will probably not last long
10:01 <Finwe> !muffins
10:01 <DerpyBot> Muffins!! You have any? :3
10:01 <Finwe> Ues.
10:01 <Finwe> yes
10:01 <DerpyBot> Thank you!!
10:01 * DerpyBot glomps Finwe
10:01 * CleverDerpy burps softly and then loudly and fire comes out
10:01 <CleverDerpy> ...excuse derpy
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10:02 <CleverDerpy> yep, das a sun muffin
10:04 * CleverDerpy laps up a bowl of water to quell the burning
10:09 <Finwe> Whoa.
10:13 <Cepheid> I'm hungry.
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10:20 <Cepheid> The cats are fighting.
10:24 <Cepheid> Sounds like there's a fire nearby.
10:24 <Cepheid> Firetrucks and ambulances. Sirens don't have that echoey sound to it that indicates they're a good distance away.
10:45 <Braixen> ello morning
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10:47 * Cepheid makes macaroni and cheese.
10:49 <Cepheid> I'd prefer not to eat anything at all, but if I listened to my body, I'd likely regret it.
10:52 <Cepheid> And no, Schism, I'm not putting hotdogs, bacon, or anything weird into it.
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11:10 <Lumindia> morning everypony!
11:11 <Cepheid> Morning.
11:11 <Cepheid> I think my cat is keeping a stash of catnip hidden somewhere.
11:14 <Lumindia> it's hiding the drugs from you
11:14 <Lumindia> o 3o
11:14 <Lumindia> we gotta bust the drug operation
11:15 <Cepheid> It's not improbable, either. I know we have a spray bottle filled with a liquid infused with catnip around here somewhere.
11:15 <Cepheid> I haven't seen it anytime recently though.
11:15 <Cepheid> And like me, my cat is going spazz-tastic insane.
11:16 <Cepheid> Though in a different way.
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11:23 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Morning Discussion #915 [ http://tinyurl.com/ya8a4qfm ]
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11:32 <Cepheid> Okay Spitfire, what's wrong with you? Is it that time of year for you or something?
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12:23 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Japan PonyCon is Crowdfunding a Ridiculously Cute Plushie Of Their Mascot [ http://tinyurl.com/yd8hwc94 ]
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12:49 <Jahnesta> Hey
12:54 <Finwe> Mijnheer Jahnesta.
12:54 * Finwe doffs his hat.
12:55 <Jahnesta> Hallo Finwe
12:55 <Jahnesta> Today i went to a dutch tourist trap
12:55 <Jahnesta> It’s kinda funny that everything was written in english
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12:57 <Finwe> o3o
12:57 <Finwe> Nee! D:
12:57 <Finwe> Although, English and Dutch are very close relatives.
12:57 <Jahnesta> Kinda
12:58 <Jahnesta> I thought if i was english, i could still kinda see what they meant with some stuff
12:58 <Finwe> English has just been corrupted by French, Latin and Danish.
13:00 <Jahnesta> Oh i never knew that
13:00 <Jahnesta> Though some words are simellair
13:02 <Jahnesta> Like, some words are even called ''borrowed words''
13:02 <CleverDerpy> derp?
13:02 <CleverDerpy> RAdm. Finwe
13:02 <Jahnesta> They just stole it from french
13:02 * CleverDerpy salutes
13:02 <Jahnesta> Hi Derpy!
13:02 <CleverDerpy> hiya Jahnesta
13:03 * CleverDerpy nuzzlenuzzle
13:03 * Jahnesta Nozzles CleverDerpy
13:03 * CleverDerpy is wet now
13:03 <CleverDerpy> I am coated in water
13:04 * CleverDerpy checks bath off of today's to do list
13:04 <Braixen> Hi CleverDerpy
13:04 <Braixen> i played enter the gungeon
13:04 <CleverDerpy> hiya Braixen
13:04 <CleverDerpy> I am playing arms
13:05 <Braixen> Oh
13:05 <CleverDerpy> i did oki, did my first online matches
13:05 <CleverDerpy> won a few, lost a lot
13:05 <CleverDerpy> ponies are good
13:05 <Finwe> Lt Cdr CleverDerpy!
13:05 <Finwe> o7
13:05 <CleverDerpy> Finwe, sir... we've been through this, silly~
13:06 <Finwe> o3o
13:06 * Finwe noms on Braixen's tail.
13:06 <Braixen> EEP *red*
13:06 <CleverDerpy> we don't have to always greet eachother formally once we already did
13:06 <Jahnesta> CleverDerpy Arms?
13:06 <CleverDerpy> unless derpy goes offline
13:07 <CleverDerpy> Arms is a switch game
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13:07 <Jahnesta> So you switch switches?
13:07 <CleverDerpy> you take two controllers and punch with them in the fighting game that features extendable stretchy boxing
13:08 <Jahnesta> Nintendo Switch?
13:08 <CleverDerpy> mhm
13:08 * Jahnesta Is super jelly!!
13:08 <Jahnesta> Derpy are you excited for Mario Oddesy?
13:08 <CleverDerpy> mhm
13:09 <Jahnesta> Me too!
13:09 <Jahnesta> And Mario Kart 8 Deluxe?
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13:12 <Jahnesta> I gtg c yall
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13:29 <Thelema5> Hello everypony
13:29 <Braixen> hi
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13:44 <Thelema5> I can't figure out why Daybreaker was designed with a chestpiece reminicient of Celestia's. I've always interpreted Celestia's to be a stylized yoke, symbolizing her destiny being bound to equestria, to her subjects. As if to say "I am pulling weight for us all".
13:46 <Thelema5> Daybreaker would have been free from this constraint, being wholey self-motivated. It would have been a better design if her yoke was completely absent to reinforce this fact
13:46 <SunsetShimmer> thats you reading into it, methinks. :p
13:46 <SunsetShimmer> plus it was Starlights interpretation of events
13:46 <SunsetShimmer> thats the important factor
13:47 <Thelema5> Hmm. That's true. But I suspect that Starlight's subconscious is bright enough to work out design symbology on its own
13:47 <Thelema5> :p
13:47 <SunsetShimmer> That doesn't mean it wouldn't be affected by irrational fears
13:47 <SunsetShimmer> and those fears would no doubt override her smarter sensibilites
13:49 <Thelema5> Maybe. It just seems like a poor design choice... story aside, the character was brainstormed by some smart artists, no doubt
13:50 <Finwe> Messrs Thelema5 and SunsetShimmer.
13:50 * Finwe doffs his hat.
13:50 <Thelema5> Hiya, Finwe
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13:55 <Thelema5> That was fast. Kids these days want instant gratifications
13:55 <Thelema5> :p
13:56 <Finwe> o3o
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13:56 * Finwe noms on some Karelian stew with fried potatoes.
13:57 <Schism> Whoop. Poor Han Jee-Han. Things are going to get even trickier for him.
13:59 <Finwe> Who is Poor-Han Jee-Han?
13:59 * Thelema5 looks up Karelian Stew and decides that it looks delicious
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14:00 <Finwe> Thelema5: It is delicious, it's stewed in the oven for several hours, making the meat very tender.
14:01 <Thelema5> Yum!
14:01 <Schism> Han Jee-Han is a character - the lead character - in the comic 'The Gamer'.
14:02 <Finwe> I see.
14:03 <Schism> In today's episode, he was informed that a man called the 'Harem King' - a wizard of enormous renown in the world - would no longer be using his influence to protect him.
14:03 <Finwe> Which OS should I install on a laptop I'm going to give to my niece on her 16th birthday?
14:03 <Finwe> Or does the day when you're actually born count as birthday?
14:04 <Finwe> She turns 15, or did so about a week ago.
14:04 <Thelema5> It can be a birthday gift a week after the actual date if the motivation for giving it is to celebrate her new age
14:04 <Finwe> A friend suggested http://www.ponyos.org/#
14:05 <Finwe> However, I have reason to suspect that PonyOS is a bit too much off mainstream to be of much use.
14:08 <Finwe> And I'm quite sure that she wouldn't like to have Arch that I used to test the computer.
14:09 <Thelema5> She would probably get the most use out of something simple and familiar
14:11 <Thelema5> Depending on how tech-savvy she is, of course
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14:30 <Thelema5> !link scootaloo
14:30 <DerpyBot> https://derpibooru.org/37910
14:38 <Thelema5> I'm beginning to suspect that Scootaloo has less than perfect hygine habits. I'll bet she smells musty.
14:38 <Thelema5> I wonder if the other CMCs have ever approached her about it?
14:39 <Finwe> Smells like chicken.
14:39 <Thelema5> Apple Bloom: "Not for nothin' Scootaloo, but you smell like a damp bale of hay left in the barn too long"
14:40 <Finwe> There's a haystack near Basingstoke. We could drop you off there.
14:42 <Thelema5> Honestly though- I'm pretty sure she's an orphan who receives very little adult supervision. With no one there to ingrain good habits in her formative years, she probably just got used to walking around smelling sour all the time. Who knows when she may have washed behind her ears last?
14:43 <Thelema5> We /did/ see her take a bath in One Bad Apple, but that was clearly upon Apple Jack's insistence. And what was that, like a year ago- or longer?
14:44 <Thelema5> (In show time, not our time)
14:44 <Thelema5> We saw her bedroom at the boardinghouse / orphanage- but it was a small and stuffy space with no bathroom of it's own that we could see.
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14:58 <SaultSteMarie> Are you talking about Scott Tootles?
14:59 <Thelema5> Yeah, I was musing that she probably has less than ideal hygine habits
15:03 <SaultSteMarie> I saw this Garfield Minus Garfield thing once that was like the garfield christmas movie and they took garfield out so it was implied that John was insane an imagining a cat and his family was just humoring him
15:03 <SaultSteMarie> I have similar headcanons about Scootaloo.
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15:05 <Thelema5> I've seen that garfield thing. Very clever!
15:06 <SaultSteMarie> I'm trying to find it. It was uh...
15:10 <SaultSteMarie> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93lHMRS3j4o Thiiis is maybe it. Without Garfield it just kind of plays out like a holiday special about a broken family! Yey!
15:11 <Thelema5> XD
15:13 <Schism> Hee... At one point, the Klu Klux Klan heard about a group of pagans meeting in the woods, and decided that harassing the fluffy bunnies would be a clever idea. It might almost have worked out in their favour, if not for the fact that the pagans were Norse reconstructionists.
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15:14 <Thelema5> Danged heathens.
15:14 <Thelema5> :p
15:14 <Schism> Tis said that the KKK found themselves staring at the business end of quite a lot of steel.
15:15 <Thelema5> Valhalla or bust
15:15 <Schism> One of the practitioners reportedly said, "If you put that cross up, I'm going to nail you to it. Got the hammer riiiight here."
15:15 <Thelema5> Ah ha ha ha
15:26 <Schism> Soldier gets appendicitis, gets sent home on convalescence after his appendectomy. The drill sergeant says, "Don't let it happen again." "The surgery?" "No, the appendix. If it happens again, you may be medically discharged."
15:26 <Schism> I should think so.
15:26 <Thelema5> Hmm.
15:48 <Thelema5> I wonder what would happen if he was sent for a squeedily-spoochdectomy
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15:50 <Lumi> '-'
15:50 * Lumi tosses someone into Dracula's Castle from SotN
15:50 * Schism groans at people who really need to learn not to believe what they read on Facebook. "There is no such thing as 'iWave'."
15:51 <Lumi> iWave to my friends
15:51 <Lumi> 'w'
15:51 * Lumi keks audibly
15:51 <Schism> This would be the hoax that claims that certain Apple products can be charged via microwave.
15:51 <Lumi> ...
15:51 <Lumi> '-'
15:51 * Lumi sigh
15:52 * Lumi insert long string of curses here
15:52 <SaultSteMarie> You can sort of microwave apples to make applesauce but it takes like
15:52 <SaultSteMarie> awhile
15:52 <Schism> Best to just cook the apple. It tastes better that way.
15:53 * Schism also chuckles at someone claiming that they can't make use of the iWave feature, because while they have an iPhone with iOS 8, they don't have a microwave. ;-;
15:54 <Finwe> o3o
15:54 <Finwe> However have I survived without this particularly useful software?
15:56 <Thelema5> !link https://youtu.be/8UBEhLdBluk Making use of iWave
15:56 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.
15:56 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about NO APPLES!!! MLP:FIM
15:56 <SaultSteMarie> yeah i use a flip phone i got five years ago for a dollar at sam's club
15:56 <SaultSteMarie> thing only needs charged once a month
15:56 <SaultSteMarie> maybe twice
15:56 <SaultSteMarie> It's at two bars right now so I should probably charge it sometime next week maybe
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16:00 <Librarian> morning
16:00 <Thelema5> Hola
16:00 <Librarian> i got berated by a client, and i was just trying to help her owo
16:03 <Thelema5> Sounds about right. There's nothing like dealing with customers to get a good understanding of how irrational, self-important, and rude people are
16:03 <Thelema5> Don't take it personally- the client clearly has issues larger than theone you were helping them with
16:04 <Schism> Librarian: You should peruse the site 'Not Always Right'. It's cathartic.
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16:05 <Finwe> Lt The_Nostalgia_Mare-
16:05 <Finwe> o7
16:05 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Radm. Finwe. (Salutes)
16:05 * Schism boops Nossy with a slice of black forest cheesecake.
16:08 * The_Nostalgia_Mare noms!
16:08 <Finwe> https://users.aalto.fi/~vhalkola/Skjermbilde_2017-07-14_19-06-45.png
16:08 <Finwe> o3o!
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16:09 *** ChanServ sets mode: +qo Ali Ali
16:09 <Finwe> Miss Ali.
16:09 * Ali flops over Finwe
16:09 * Finwe doffs his hat and boops Ali with the abovementioned picture.
16:09 * Schism peers at Finwe's computer. "Do you have another machine named Moria?"
16:09 <Schism> Or Rivendell, perhaps?
16:10 <Finwe> Schism: No, the other one is called Tirion.
16:10 <Schism> But.... Tirion is inside Valindor...
16:10 <Schism> Valinor*
16:11 <Finwe> So, logically, it should be a virtual machine running on this computer.
16:11 <Schism> Nonetheless, appropriate. o3o
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16:12 <Schism> Shame you can't put the accent on the ë when it comes to IRC names.
16:12 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> ...
16:12 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Oh Troi's Mother...
16:13 * Lumi boops Ali
16:13 <Lumi> silly pony!
16:14 <Finwe> Schism: But yes, there's no notification software like ponysay.
16:15 <Schism> Much like cowsay. o3o
16:15 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Thelema3, ye remember Troi's Mother?
16:16 <Schism> The Daughter of the Fifth House, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed, and Bearer of the Long Titles.
16:16 <Thelema5> Lwaxana? Of course
16:16 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Yep.
16:16 <Finwe> Counsellor Deanna Troi's mother?
16:17 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Yep.
16:17 <Finwe> o3o!
16:17 * Finwe hugs a The_Nostalgia_Mare.
16:17 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> The one that Picard tries to avoid.
16:17 <Thelema5> Played by Gene Roddenberry's wife, IIRC
16:17 <Ali> At lest its not Ensign Ricky
16:17 <Ali> He ded
16:17 <Finwe> Shut up, Wesley.
16:17 <Thelema5> XD
16:17 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> I remember Barkley.
16:17 <Ali> Needs more Q though :P
16:18 * Lumi boops Ali again!
16:18 <Lumi> Boop!
16:18 * Ali cannot unhear Discord every time Q talks
16:18 * Ali flailyhooves at Lumi
16:18 <Schism> Well, Discord actually is Q, so it makes sense.
16:18 <Schism> John Q. Discord, Esquire.
16:18 <Lumi> inb4 Q got bored, went to equestria and took on that form
16:19 * Ali boops Schism, she already knew that.
16:19 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> He realized Sisko was meh so he went off to Equestria.
16:19 <Schism> No, I mean they're one and the same. When his consciousness was trapped in stone in the Equestrian universe, he took time out to explore and found a lovely starship with a bald captain with whom to play.
16:20 <Ali> Don't forget he bugged Voyager as well
16:20 <Schism> Well, of course.
16:20 <Ali> I can't remember her name right now X.x
16:20 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Janeway?
16:21 <Lumi> so instead of Q going to Discord, it was the other way around
16:21 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Smart.
16:22 <Schism> He also provided some assistance to a certain Mr. Beckett in his time travels, under the guise of a cigar-smoking gent named Al.
16:22 <Thelema5> Oh now that's just silly
16:22 <Thelema5> XD
16:23 <SaultSteMarie> no look it makes sense
16:23 <SaultSteMarie> Remember that entire mini series where the guy leaped into a starship captain?
16:23 <Thelema5> I can't say that I do
16:24 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> No..
16:24 <SaultSteMarie> okay i was goofin' about how Scott Bakula was the captain in Enterprise
16:24 <Thelema5> XD
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16:24 <Thelema5> Hiya, MDP
16:24 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by ExplodingPonyToast: Future Bass Music: DJT & R3CTIFIER - Besties / YourEnigma - Tell Me Why (On Hold VIP) [ http://tinyurl.com/yc2qxwwn ]
16:24 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: New German MLP Movie Synopsis and Possible Press Sheet Reveals More Information on Tempest, Sea Ponies and More! [ http://tinyurl.com/ybpggj62 ]
16:25 <Schism> This argument begins to hold merit. :3
16:25 <MDP> howdy
16:25 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Man how Star Trek showed space clowns was...creepy.
16:26 <MDP> whats new and exciting?
16:27 <Thelema5> Nothing of consequence
16:27 <Schism> Well, we're discussing the multiverse and how Discord can be ultimately connected to the universe of St. Elsewhere.
16:27 <Thelema5> I see that you have your new song available for purchase, so that's exciting
16:28 <MDP> indeed
16:28 <MDP> hopefully it helps us record more
16:28 <MDP> we want to do a full album
16:28 <MDP> also drawing more ponies
16:28 <Thelema5> Yay
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16:29 <MDP> add some flutters to the previous pick. goign to fill it up with multiple characters. could take a while haha. trying to improve my ability to draw facial expressions
16:29 <Finwe> o3o
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16:32 <Thelema5> Sounds like a lot of fun
16:32 <MDP> of course i had to try a dance scene lol
16:32 <Schism> At random: I believe that Patrick Stewart would make an excellent Star Swirl the Bearded.
16:33 <MDP> i want to challenge myself but dang,
16:33 <MDP> I agree with Schism
16:33 <Ali> Steal all the Star Trek people for pony voice acting!
16:33 <Thelema5> Yes!
16:33 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Schism, I would be very happy if that happen...
16:34 <Schism> I wouldn't say no to having Wil Wheaton on board.
16:34 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Considering what Patrick is done...*refuses to look at the poop emoji*
16:34 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> *has.
16:34 <Schism> I really don't think anyone else would, either...
16:35 <MDP> right
16:35 <Ali> You could say we hope the Emoji movie will be......shit
16:35 <MDP> http://artponymdp.deviantart.com/art/expressions-are-hard-692323741 this stupid facial expression took me an hour to get right...sigh.
16:35 <Thelema5> Michael Dorn would make a great Griffin character. Maybe as Gabby's dad
16:36 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Hehe.
16:36 <Schism> That is a shiny piece of art, MDP!
16:36 <Schism> Thelema5: I still insist on maintaining that Fluttershy's father should be voiced by BRIAN BLESSED.
16:36 <MDP> haha thanks, it's a part of a much bigger picture. but I seriously had a hard time drawing it lol
16:37 <Schism> I still think your Starlight pic is entirely too adorbs.
16:37 <Schism> !link narwhal
16:37 <DerpyBot> https://derpibooru.org/783935
16:38 <Lumi> aaa that's aorable MDP
16:38 <Lumi> I wanna hug the flutters now!
16:38 <Finwe> http://img06.deviantart.net/9042/i/2011/099/f/d/pony_trek_by_bb_shockwave-d3dk6vj.jpg
16:38 <MDP> this one Schism ? http://artponymdp.deviantart.com/art/Hi-Starlight-coloured-684914176
16:38 <Schism> Yup!
16:38 <Lumi> gahahaha
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16:39 <Schism> Finwe: Luna's pet opossum also helps.
16:39 <LisaSquarePants> Hiiii
16:39 <Finwe> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/df/ac/f2/dfacf2314befbda5afcda7bb1415fb49.jpg
16:39 <Lumi> a Lisa!
16:39 <Lumi> \o
16:39 <Finwe> Miss LisaSquarePants, Mr Lumi.
16:39 <MDP> thanks I've submitted it to drawfriends for like a month now but they never post it. They pretty much never accept any of my human form drawings. most of my luck comes fromt he ponies
16:39 * Finwe doffs his hat.
16:40 <Schism> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rUAuwb9J8M < LisaSquarePants, I submit for your approval the recipe for the Triple Gooberberry Sunrise.
16:40 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about How to Make TRIPLE GOOBERBERRY SUNRISE from Spongebob Squarepants! Feast of Fiction S6 Ep 3
16:40 <LisaSquarePants> Shism wait what?????
16:41 <LisaSquarePants> Schism
16:41 <Finwe> o3o
16:41 <Schism> It's true! Someone actually made it.
16:41 <LisaSquarePants> I wanna make it!!
16:41 <LisaSquarePants> how did you find that video???
16:42 <LisaSquarePants> im gonna ask my mom she is super good at cooking stuff brb!!!
16:42 <Schism> Someone mentioned Feast of Fiction the other night. n.n It's a great channel with many a foodstuff from fictional universes. They've even made vegan lembas wafers.
16:42 * MDP realises he's hit 1520 watchers on deviant art... wow when did that happen?
16:42 <Finwe> http://pre06.deviantart.net/97f2/th/pre/f/2012/112/d/7/pony_trek_motivational_by_spyrouk-d4x762y.jpg
16:42 <Finwe> o3o
16:43 * Finwe fires EOH torpedoes into the channel.
16:43 <Schism> Finwe: Now I'm imagining Spike growing a beard and saying that he has no interest in those fake mares.
16:43 <MDP> lol
16:43 <Finwe> :D
16:43 <Finwe> Set course for neutral zone.
16:44 <Finwe> On my command... engage!
16:44 <LisaSquarePants> my parents say its too late for making it >:(
16:45 <LisaSquarePants> Finwe are those ponies from the future?
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16:46 <Finwe> LisaSquarePants: My Little Pony and Star Trek crossovers.
16:46 <Finwe> o3o
16:47 <LisaSquarePants> oh with dart fader!
16:47 <Lumi> Warp 4, Dashie!
16:47 <LisaSquarePants> vader
16:47 <Thelema5> Oh please.
16:47 <Lumi> that's Star Wars
16:47 <Lumi> Star Trek is something else
16:47 <Finwe> Star Trek is the one with USS Enterprise.
16:48 <Lumi> http://www.startrek.com/uploads/assets/db_articles/6631a76d6602470c40c150bcb7dd90e93eb41d09.jpg
16:48 <LisaSquarePants> oh i dont know that one
16:48 <Lumi> best captain, by the way
16:48 <LisaSquarePants> his shirt looks cool!
16:48 <Lumi> he's the captain of the Enterprise
16:48 <Finwe> Lumi: Jean-Luc Picard is best captain!
16:48 <Lumi> '-'
16:49 <Thelema5> Yes
16:49 <Lumi> Finwe: My father is a huge fan of the original series
16:49 <Finwe> As simply as Rainbow Dash is best pony.
16:49 <Finwe> o3o
16:49 <Lumi> that's not how you spell fluttershy
16:49 <Schism> LisaSquarePants, Star Trek had a reality-warping, semi-omnipotent being named Q, who toyed with the crew of the Enterprise for his own amusement.
16:49 <Lumi> x3
16:49 <Thelema5> Rainbow dash is the Captain Kirk of MLP
16:49 <LisaSquarePants> Q is a weird name XD
16:49 <Lumi> http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/images/8/82/Q%2C_2372.jpg
16:49 <Lumi> This is Q
16:49 <Schism> Well, it was more the name of his species.
16:50 <Lumi> Fun Fact: His actor, John DeLancie, voices Discord
16:50 <Finwe> Q is the link between Star Trek and Friendship Is Magic.
16:50 <LisaSquarePants> Lumi he looks like grey mountains with a sun :P
16:50 <Finwe> For the reason mentioned by Lumi.
16:50 <Librarian> lisaaaa
16:50 <Librarian> hewwo
16:50 <LisaSquarePants> oh i like discord
16:50 * LisaSquarePants jumphugs Librarian
16:50 <Schism> Oh, everyone likes Discord -- from a distance.
16:50 <Librarian> yay
16:50 <MDP> slightly off topic, but as thelema5 mentioned earlier, my bands firs track was released today, if anyone's interested in giving it a listen
16:51 <Schism> Sure!
16:51 <Librarian> of course
16:51 <LisaSquarePants> MDP youre in a band?
16:51 <Librarian> always happy to hear good music
16:51 <LisaSquarePants> awesome can i hear it?
16:51 <Thelema5> Rock n' rolla
16:51 <MDP> yeah, im the lead guitarist and vocalist of a rock band, we're not famous though
16:51 <LisaSquarePants> me and my bff once tried to make a band
16:52 <LisaSquarePants> AWW thats a shame
16:52 <LisaSquarePants> wait aww
16:52 <MDP> wizardsofaudio.bandcamp.com if you wanna check us out.
16:52 <MDP> we
16:52 <Finwe> Der alten Freundschaft heil'ges Band, das alte Band der Treue.
16:52 <MDP> we're in the process of recording our first album
16:52 <LisaSquarePants> cool!
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16:53 <Finwe> Are you going to be mindbogglingly famous?
16:53 <Librarian> when you come to mexico in a world tour, send me vip tickets
16:53 <Finwe> Mr Librarian.
16:53 * Finwe doffs his hat.
16:53 <MDP> haha, but yeah id love to hear what you think of the song
16:53 <Librarian> mista finwe
16:53 * Librarian doffs mdp
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16:54 <Lumi> wb
16:54 <LisaSquarePants> sorry my computer did weird
16:54 <Schism> LisaSquarePants, also, here. A demonstration of the incredible Q. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fo_VXl5cb00
16:55 <MDP> http://wizardsofaudio.bandcamp.com sorry i forgot to add the http thing.
16:55 <Schism> Most clients recognized as a link anyway.
16:55 <MDP> ah fair enough. hexchat complained to me lol
16:55 <Thelema5> Yera Wizzrd arry
16:56 * Librarian was a wizard already
16:56 * Thelema5 poofs Librarian
16:56 * Librarian becomes a puppy
16:56 <Finwe> Ook.
16:56 <Librarian> woof
16:56 * Thelema5 pattapats
16:56 <Schism> Hmm, nice slide on the vocals during the chorus... chord progression is pretty boilerplate, though a bit different from the usual for grunge.
16:57 <Librarian> ill hear it in a minute, we have a client here
16:57 <Librarian> cant be seen hearing music owo
16:57 <Finwe> Hearing or listening to?
16:58 <Librarian> isnt it the same?
16:58 <Finwe> I guess not.
16:58 <Thelema5> I think it's a difference of active vs. passive
16:59 <Schism> I'm no music critic, I fear, but I can see it at a concert, certainly. If you want a critical analysis you might want to hang around until Tirek shows up from wherever.
16:59 <MDP> haha indeed
16:59 <LisaSquarePants> he does sound like discord
16:59 <Lumi> behaves the same too
16:59 <MDP> we have a bunch of other songs too that need recording, but it's expensive
16:59 <LisaSquarePants> yeah he makes stuff with his fingers
17:00 * Finwe hats on LisaSquarePants.
17:00 <Lumi> o 3o
17:00 <Schism> He pretty much is Discord. The MLP staff said, "Well, we're writing Discord like Q. Why not get try and get John de Lancie on board?" They called him, he blinked, and then chose to reprise his role.
17:00 <Finwe> :0
17:00 <Lumi> Schism: Is that basically how it went?
17:00 <Librarian> discord is the best
17:00 <Finwe> I tried a random "I'm best pony!" with ponysay, and who did I get? Gummy.
17:00 <Lumi> HAH
17:00 <Schism> From what I hear, that's pretty much how it worked, Lumi.
17:00 <Finwe> He's the best alligator, though.
17:00 <Thelema5> Yeah, I've head the show staff confirm that, Schism
17:01 <Schism> MDP: Excellent bridge. Not really my style of music, but it's certainly listenable.
17:01 <Librarian> do the gummy shake!
17:01 * Librarian shakes it
17:02 * LisaSquarePants doffs Finwe
17:03 <Schism> Then again, I have a few Porcupine Tree albums, so my taste in music could perhaps be generously described as 'eclectic'.
17:03 <Finwe> http://greenteaduck.deviantart.com/art/Stand-still-dammit-337861180
17:03 <Finwe> Spock, "Bones" McCoy and Kirk.
17:03 <Finwe> o3o
17:03 <MDP> thanks schism
17:05 <Schism> I still insist the chord progression is so common that I could tell where it was going within the first two riffs, but I know that some things are just popular because they work.
17:05 <MDP> lol yeah thats a thing
17:07 <MDP> i wrotwe the song about 5 years ago when my understanding of guitar was much less
17:08 <MDP> live we have about 10 songs now, most popular being a song called rain cloud, and another called starship castaway.
17:08 <Finwe> Starship Castaway sounds nice.
17:09 <Schism> Tightening up the vocals a little outside the bridge might also be a bit of a worthwhile task. The occasional dip does lend it an air of authenticity, which is a benefit in grunge, but it sometimes seems a bit much.
17:09 <Finwe> As a name, that is. I haven't heard the piece in question.
17:09 <SaultSteMarie> I like In Absentia a lot but I'm not super familiar with the band!
17:09 <Finwe> Sabaton is best band. o3o
17:09 <Finwe> And Gloryhammer.
17:10 <Thelema5> Starship castaway makes me think of this: https://youtu.be/t3M47LiGAWU
17:10 <MDP> yeah, I'm stil learning my voice lol
17:10 <Schism> Eh, Porcupine Tree is a little bit of their own lacuna as far as their music is concerned. They don't fit neatly into the preprepared gaps.
17:10 <Librarian> owo
17:10 <Librarian> your voice is awesome MDP
17:10 <Librarian> the song is quite neat
17:10 <Librarian> and im not just saying it, i mean it, its great
17:11 <Schism> It is indeed a good voice! Just offering some advice as requested.
17:11 <MDP> Thanks, Still much to learn though
17:11 <MDP> No worries, I welcome it, im always striving to be better at what i do than i was the day prior.
17:11 <Schism> Oh, and I didn't mean the bridge earlier, the chorus instead.
17:11 <Librarian> i have some advice, why not ry become a cover artist in youtube?
17:12 <Librarian> it does wonder for some people
17:12 <MDP> legal issues
17:12 <MDP> I tried lol
17:12 <Finwe> You should learn the classical Spanish style, it's the crème de la crème in guitar circles.
17:12 <Schism> If one's intending to produce their own songs, there are entirely different issues on doing covers.
17:12 <MDP> ^
17:12 <Librarian> ohh
17:13 <MDP> if the video reaches a point of monetization i have to pay the original artists
17:13 <Librarian> was not aware of such a thing
17:13 <Schism> Also, the system is just different enough between countries that comparing the US creative market with the Canadian one is worthy of a full bottle of Advil.
17:13 <Librarian> even if you use own lyrics?
17:13 <MDP> what Schism said.
17:13 <Finwe> Even then, the music is protected by immaterial rights as well.
17:13 <MDP> <- is canadian
17:14 <Schism> There are ... concerns there, even with parody.
17:14 <MDP> indeed
17:14 <Librarian> owo
17:14 <MDP> our band is a bit strange, im heavily influenced by grunge and 90's alternative, our drummer is a huge punk and metal head. our bassist is in to a lot of prog metal
17:15 <Librarian> quite a shame, your rendition of the one puch man intro would have been incredible
17:15 <Schism> Why do I suspect that if one brings up Ayreon in his presence, one should be prepared for a rant?
17:15 <MDP> lol that'd be fun
17:15 <CleverDerpy> derp?
17:15 * CleverDerpy sniffs around for muffins
17:15 <Librarian> i mostly hear youtube covers myself, from latin america and the us
17:15 * Schism passes CleverDerpy a blueberry-cheesecake filled muffin.
17:16 <Finwe> !mail CleverDerpy a box of lemon muffins
17:16 <DerpyBot> Thank you for using the.. Uhm..ah..what did you want me to do again? 6_9
17:16 <DerpyBot> I just don't know what went wroooong!
17:16 <CleverDerpy> eeee~
17:16 * Finwe stares at DerpyBot.
17:16 <Librarian> i found some sublime voices
17:16 <Finwe> !seen straight
17:16 <DerpyBot> Finwe: The last time I saw....will you cut that out already?!
17:16 <Schism> ( http://www.crazyforcrust.com/2016/01/blueberry-cream-cheese-muffins-recipe/ )
17:16 <MDP> speaking of derp... this https://www.amazon.com/Little-Equestria-Girls-Trixie-Lulamoon/dp/B01FDQAPDM/ref=sr_1_24?ie=UTF8&qid=1499983896&sr=8-24&keywords=Trixie+MLP
17:17 * Schism splorfs.
17:17 <Schism> That might be the most show-accurate Trixie Lulamoon doll I've yet seen.
17:17 <MDP> lmao
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17:18 <Finwe> Schism: Looks like a bottle of outboard engine oil.
17:18 <Librarian> they took ma doggies to bath
17:18 <CleverDerpy> she eated my muffins
17:18 <Finwe> Last time I checked, Trixie didn't look like one.
17:18 * CleverDerpy whimpers
17:18 <Librarian> i miss them
17:18 <Finwe> Eated?
17:19 <CleverDerpy> eated, the derpism term for has eaten
17:19 <Finwe> CleverDerpy: A Lieutenant Commander is supposed to be able to conjugate verbs correctly.
17:19 <Finwe> o3o
17:19 <CleverDerpy> i can, see?
17:19 * Lumi holds LisaSquarePants up for Derpy!
17:20 <Lumi> Look who decided to visit! :D
17:20 <LisaSquarePants> :D
17:20 <LisaSquarePants> heyy :D
17:20 <Finwe> !facehoof
17:20 * DerpyBot puts her hoof in Finwe's face
17:20 <DerpyBot> Now lick it.
17:20 * Finwe licks it.
17:21 <CleverDerpy> hiya~
17:21 <SaultSteMarie> oh
17:21 <CleverDerpy> If a Lt Cdr. should be able to utilize proper grammer, then shouldn't a RAdm. maintain some dignity?
17:22 <SaultSteMarie> you know the clothing store Lulu Lemon
17:22 <SaultSteMarie> anyone else ever pronounce like Lululemon. Like... a digimon
17:22 * LisaSquarePants Hugs CleverDerpy
17:22 <Finwe> o3o?
17:22 * CleverDerpy purrs
17:22 * Finwe patpathugs CleverDerpy.
17:23 <LisaSquarePants> can i tell you something
17:23 <LisaSquarePants> ?
17:23 <Finwe> No offence. I just have to mind the image of the Navy.
17:24 <LisaSquarePants> i dont watch mlp anymore i really am to old for it now :(
17:24 <Finwe> Pfft.
17:24 <Finwe> I'm older than you and I'm not too old for it.
17:24 <Schism> Stuff and nonsense. Where's the sense in growing up if you can't be childish anymore.
17:25 <Schism> You haven't truly abandoned your appreciation for Spongebob Squarepants, so whyever would MLP be out of your reach?
17:25 <CleverDerpy> if your inner child is gone, you are just a shell of an adult.
17:25 <Finwe> Oh, this ponysay is wonderful.
17:25 <LisaSquarePants> SquarePants!
17:25 <LisaSquarePants> my dad said it
17:25 <Finwe> $ ponysay --balloon round --quote applejack
17:26 <Starlight_Glimmer> Yes Finwe is almost ancient
17:26 <Finwe> I get AJ saying, "Don't you use your fancy mathematics to muddy the issue!"
17:26 <Schism> "When I became an adult, I put away my childish things -- but I took them back out once I got home."
17:26 <CleverDerpy> Lisa, you told me you were quite young, you're not even 10 yet... many of us are older than 20, 30, even up to 50 years old
17:26 <CleverDerpy> you're never to old to like something
17:26 <Schism> Actually, she's 15.
17:26 <LisaSquarePants> im so sorry but i really cant like it anymore
17:26 <Finwe> Starlight_Glimmer: I've been here since autumn 2010. o3o
17:26 <Thelema5> "15"
17:26 <CleverDerpy> she said she was 8
17:27 <Schism> Huh. Meh!
17:27 <Thelema5> She's said a lot of things
17:27 <LisaSquarePants> at school they are making fun of me and its my own fault
17:27 <CleverDerpy> i dunno,
17:27 <CleverDerpy> LisaSquarePants, are you really 15 or...
17:27 <Schism> Whatever your age, remember that what you enjoy and what you like is your own concern, not your classmates'.
17:27 <LisaSquarePants> no 9
17:27 <Thelema5> Please.
17:27 <LisaSquarePants> CleverDerpy :P
17:27 <Finwe> Gooby plz.
17:28 <CleverDerpy> i have a disability that actually prevents me from reading or seeing social cues in settings like this
17:28 <CleverDerpy> so somethimes i think you are dead serious
17:28 <LisaSquarePants> oh im pretty good at reading
17:28 <Schism> I have a comic to illustrate this point, as well. http://awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=032910
17:28 <MDP> <-- dyslexic and ADHD
17:29 <SaultSteMarie> Even without that it's super hard to pick up on sarcasm online :T
17:29 <CleverDerpy> Autistic and possibly ADHD
17:29 <Finwe> o3o
17:29 <LisaSquarePants> oh that means youre very hyper all the time right?
17:29 <Schism> Socially, I'm like sixty shades of screwed up. I wouldn't say I have ADHD or anything, but depression, diabetes, and being a self-involved jerkface certainly didn't help.
17:29 <CleverDerpy> yes, i need to take medicine for it
17:29 <LisaSquarePants> i know a boy why has that
17:30 <CleverDerpy> if i don't take it, it's night and day in my personality
17:30 <LisaSquarePants> who
17:30 <Finwe> I met a schizophrenic person once.
17:30 <CleverDerpy> but muffin, don't be bothered by your clasmates,
17:31 <LisaSquarePants> brb
17:31 <CleverDerpy> if you really have trouble, tell someone, see a shrink or psychologist
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17:32 <Schism> Ultimately, while it's incorrect to say that the only opinions which matter are your own, the vast majority of relationships - friend or otherwise - during those years in public school are ephimeral.
17:32 <Finwe> I was watching American Gods with a couple of friends, when he knocked on the door and barged in with a frying pan filled with stones and pea soup in his hand, and demanded that all curtains be opened and all electric appliances be turned off. When we failed to comply, he fetched a knife from the kitchen and started cutting cables.
17:32 <Schism> I was rather relentlessly bullied by a guy for a number of years. When we graduated, I shook his hand, he apologized for his treatment of me, and I agreed that the two of us were equally at fault: I was a little jerkwad, too.
17:33 <CleverDerpy> i was always an outcase
17:33 <CleverDerpy> *outcast
17:33 <Schism> Finwe: Huh. Did he ever provide a reason?
17:34 <CleverDerpy> no one liked me, it took years of practice and thousands of pills over the course of my lifetime to get me to this point, i'm still not fixed
17:34 <Schism> I was pretty much a fixture at the outcast table too.
17:34 <Finwe> Schism: He felt that the university and student union were headed for certain bankruptcy because of too high consumption of electric power.
17:35 <LisaSquarePants> back i gtg sorry
17:35 <Schism> Hm. Well, I've certainly heard worse reasons, Finwe.
17:35 * Lumi patpats Derpy
17:35 <Lumi> I'm the same way
17:35 <CleverDerpy> that thousands of pills thing isn't a joke... i took 3 pills a day since i was 8 years old every single day, i am 24 now, so multiply 16 x 365.25
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17:36 <Finwe> He also spread the contents of the dustbin on the floor because he felt that recycling is important.
17:36 * Schism hugs the CleverDerp. "Again, I'm diabetic, so I do understand the cost of medicine and all that."
17:36 <SaultSteMarie> finwe wait do you live in Scandinavia
17:36 <Finwe> And ate up all food rests.
17:36 <CleverDerpy> don't get me started on controlled medicine,
17:36 <Finwe> SaultSteMarie: Almost.
17:37 <CleverDerpy> i take a single pill every day that i require a doctor visit to refill every month
17:37 <CleverDerpy> i see the doctor more times a year than most people in 5
17:37 <Schism> Finwe: The concern with schizophrenic persons is that, however briefly, their logic makes sense to them - those disconnects are closed... and so one can leap across the gap and logically assume that A + B = fish.
17:37 <SaultSteMarie> That sounds like something that would happen in Scandinavia.
17:37 <SaultSteMarie> I don't know why, it just does.
17:38 <Finwe> Finland lies in the Fenno-Scandian peninsula, but not in the Scandinavian peninsula.
17:38 <CleverDerpy> my life is a mess sometimes
17:38 <SaultSteMarie> Close enough!
17:38 <Schism> CleverDerpy, that's a good thing, though. Most people should genuinely receive regular doctor's visits. Perhaps not once a month, but commonly.
17:38 <Schism> I have a regular checkup with four doctors, including a psychiatrist.
17:38 <CleverDerpy> no it's not, my doctor is one of those guys that orders tests that i really don't need
17:38 <SaultSteMarie> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvhbTlgzfqs Biggish houses with biggish yards bum me out. They look very... trap-ish to me.
17:39 <CleverDerpy> so it's lining his pockets first, my benefits later
17:39 <SaultSteMarie> Like something that you live in without going out much and just get tied down
17:39 <CleverDerpy> i don't really wanna talk about this anymore, i come here to get away from this stuff...
17:40 <MDP> later folks, off work
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17:40 <Schism> Then let's say no more.
17:40 * CleverDerpy sits and derps
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17:40 <Thelema5> Say no more, say no more. No what I mean? A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh? Eh?
17:40 <Thelema5> *know
17:41 <Schism> Oll right, this has gotten entirely too silly, too silly by far.
17:41 <SaultSteMarie> Bat's aren't actually blind, they just choose not to see, as they have taken a vow of esotericism.
17:41 <Schism> Thelema5: May I ask you, have you a pet named Eric?
17:41 <Finwe> Schism: A video posted on YouTube that weekend by that guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS5b3xpu4fA
17:42 <Thelema5> Nah, I'm afraid a pet like that would be too idle
17:42 <Schism> Finwe: Two seconds in and I will not watch anymore. I think we've found our next Gene Ray.
17:42 <SaultSteMarie> oh my god
17:42 <Finwe> You don't need to be psychiatrist to tell that he's not completely sane.
17:43 <Finwe> I hope for his sake that he was taken into hospital.
17:43 <Schism> I have to feel bad for him. Sane enough to be, in at least some ways, a part of society, but not capable.
17:43 <Finwe> At least he hasn't posted any more videos after that weekend.
17:45 <Schism> In seriousness, he seems the sort of person who is missing so many filters that any stray thought automatically becomes truth.
17:46 <SaultSteMarie> I've known a few people that had weird prescription drug interactions and like developed temporary schizophrenia-ish symptoms
17:46 <Schism> I've seen people acting on dissociatives. Cough syrup, that is to say.
17:47 <Finwe> Schism: Indeed, that seems to be the case.
17:47 <Schism> The worst part is that with just a few more hooks and filters, these people would be geniuses. Eccentric as hell, but capable of making connections that few people can.
17:48 <Finwe> He had a song about that.
17:48 <Schism> I don't want to hear it. It's already too depressing.
17:49 <Finwe> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apiFdnKtCPQ
17:49 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.
17:49 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about The genius of the world - Petrus Saukkonen
17:49 <Schism> Still not clicking on it.
17:49 <Finwe> It's quite catchy-
17:49 <Finwe> o3o
17:50 <Schism> To an extent, it's certainly a thing that a lot of people refuse medication meant to help them because they feel that it makes them something else.
17:50 <Tirek> Greeting, I am here now.
17:51 <Finwe> Mr Tirek.
17:51 * Finwe doffs his hat.
17:51 <Librarian> greetings evil centaur warlord
17:51 <Tirek> This song MDP linked is pretty good. Has a very 80s sound.
17:51 <Tirek> Late 80s, early 90s.
17:52 <Schism> !mail MDP <Tirek> This song MDP linked is pretty good. Has a very 80s sound. Late 80s, early 90s.
17:52 <DerpyBot> Thank you for using the Derpy Mail Service 6_9
17:53 <Schism> Since I'd suggested he go to you for critique, figured I'd forward that assessment.
17:53 <Tirek> Fair.
17:54 <Finwe> Surprisingly enough, DerpyBot got the message delivered. o3o
17:54 <Finwe> !hug
17:54 <DerpyBot> Hugtiem? :3
17:54 * DerpyBot wraps her front hooves around Finwe in a tight embrace
17:54 <Finwe> :3
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17:58 * SaultSteMarie fruits on FruitNibbler's nibbles.
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18:02 <Thelema5> I can't seem to discover the name of the bouzouki song featured in Monty Python's cheese shop skit
18:02 <Schism> "You are not seriously going to tell me that seaponies are a state secret." "They're an isolationist sort, hoping to leave and let leave, and numerous people - seaponies, regular ponies, gryphons, others - would grow upset if they were under the impression that their maritime shipping schedules were under surveillance at any given time."
18:03 <Thelema5> Google has failed me
18:04 <SaultSteMarie> the enemy designs in Tengai Makyou 2 are off the hook :3
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18:05 <Finwe> Thelema5: It was the standard Zorbas, was it not?
18:06 <Thelema5> I don't think so
18:06 <Thelema5> They were dancing the Zorba, I think
18:14 <Finwe> By Jove, I was actually mistaken there. It's not Zorbas.
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18:17 <Thelema5> Maybe the tune was written for the sketch
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18:23 <Finwe> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm9Zv_8BhKg
18:23 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.
18:23 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about SKYLIA - MONTY PYTHONS CHEESE SHOP SKETCH THEME
18:25 <Thelema5> I heard that. It's a fun cover
18:26 <Finwe> Thelema5: Might be one of these: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVAzB8Uj0KM
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18:29 <Finwe> Mr Thelema5_.
18:29 * Finwe doffs his hat to the underscored version of Thelema5.
18:29 * Thelema5 goes to listen
18:29 <Thelema5> You just doffed your hat to my phone
18:29 <Thelema5> :p
18:29 <Finwe> :0
18:30 <Thelema5> The laptop I use to host my IRC client can't handle rich content like videos, so I jump in with my phone to follow links
18:30 <Finwe> I see.
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18:49 <Schism> "What." "What." "What! That shouldn't have worked. You just threw Celestia into the backwash of her own hoof-crafted supernova. You only survived her by milliseconds, and that should not have worked anyway." "Twilight?" "WHAT?!" "What is a supernova?" "It's the death of a st--"
18:50 <Finwe> Thelema5: The first song on The Pogues' album "Hell's Ditch" sounds quite the same.
18:51 <Thelema5> Ah ha ha, you're still looking Finwe?
18:51 <Thelema5> XD
18:51 <Finwe> 'Tis called "The Sunny Side of the Street".
18:51 <Finwe> Thelema5: Yup.
18:51 * Thelema5 goes to listen
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18:51 <Finwe> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBAgkmy2vrg
18:51 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.
18:51 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about The Pogues - Hell's Ditch
18:53 <Finwe> But the album is from 1990 and the Cheese Shop sketch is from 1972.
18:55 <Schism> Kinda obvious. You would think that the original cheese shop sketch would be ubiquitous by now.
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18:55 <Schism> "Don't underestimate humans. If it is a genuine threat, mark my words, we will see it dead and buried."
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18:57 <Thelema5> The only versions of the song I was able to find were clear covers- one by a kid just learning to play the bouzouki, and the cover Finwe linked before. Both referenced the skit itself. I'm going to have to assume for the time being that the tune was made up on the spot during the filming of the skit to avoid legal entanglements
18:58 <Thelema5> Which is to say, it may sound similar to a lot of trditional tunes because of the nature of the instrument and the genre of music, but that it has no real place in the cultural tapestry outside of Monty Python itself.
18:59 <Finwe> Thelema5: The Pogues base their music on old Celtic tunes. It might also be what the Pythons did.
18:59 <Thelema5> Could be.
18:59 <Finwe> (Although the bouzouki player is not one of them.)
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19:01 <Finwe> The bouzouki player is the Scottish guitarist Joseph Moretti.
19:02 <Thelema5> Interesting
19:02 * Verandure explodes.
19:03 <Golden> .-.
19:06 <Finwe> Messrs Verandure and Golden.
19:07 * Finwe doffs his Sleeping_Nightmares.
19:07 <Verandure> Radm. Finwe, as some might say. =P
19:07 <Finwe> RAdm o3o
19:07 * Verandure is super civilian =D
19:08 <Verandure> Plot Admiral =3
19:08 <Finwe> My real military rank is Sgt in the Army.
19:08 <Finwe> o3o
19:08 <Verandure> I was a corporal... at a crappy security company! >.<
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19:09 <Verandure> Which Army?
19:09 <Finwe> Finnish.
19:09 <Thelema5> But we've only just begun!
19:09 <Verandure> Have you finished with the Finnish army?
19:09 <Verandure> Darn it, Thelema5 =P
19:09 <Thelema5> :p
19:09 <Finwe> Verandure: I'm in the reserves.
19:10 <Finwe> Until I turn 65 or something.
19:10 <Thelema5> O.o
19:10 <Verandure> Wow, those reserves last a while o.0
19:10 <Thelema5> I think our reserves reject anyone older than 42
19:10 <Verandure> That's what I thought.
19:11 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Comic: One Piece / Sable 32 / Friends 3 / Lonely 2:73 / Cherry 2:9 / New Life 3 / Chaos 95 / Only One 7 [ http://tinyurl.com/y9pqo4fo ]
19:11 <Verandure> Unless they're of officer rank.
19:11 <Finwe> But there haven't been any conflicts here lately.
19:11 <Verandure> This war is Finnished! (I'll stop, now, sorry)
19:11 <Finwe> Last time the Defence Forces were mobile was 1944.
19:11 <Thelema5> :p
19:11 <Verandure> That's such a nice thing to be able to say.
19:12 <Verandure> "We haven't had to send our citizens to their untimely death since 1944"
19:12 <Finwe> After stopping the Soviet assault and negotiating peace we were required to fight the Germans remaining in the country.
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19:13 * Verandure is contemplating immigration to Europe. Can't decide to where, though, since he's uncultured scum =P
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19:14 <Finwe> My grandfather was wounded in 1943, but he had recovered by the time the war against the Germans started, so he was sent back to the front.
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19:15 <Finwe> Britain has some very promising uncultured trash.
19:15 <Finwe> Still nothing compared to 'Murrica, though.
19:17 <Thelema5> For the record, most uncultured "trash" in the US is confined to a relatively small population based in certain southern states.
19:18 <Starlight_Glimmer> lol
19:18 <Librarian> owo
19:18 <Librarian> we have them here too
19:18 <Thelema5> The country is too big to be grouped all together
19:18 <Librarian> we call em nacos
19:18 <Starlight_Glimmer> Maybe you should consider building that wall through the U.S.
19:18 <Thelema5> Culturally, the US is divided up in to a dozen distinct regions
19:18 <Librarian> thelema is a team of bear cubs in a chair
19:19 <Librarian> he is a team of very culured bears
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19:20 <Librarian> i gave ma dad my debit card for safekeeping
19:20 <Thelema5> O.O
19:20 <Librarian> i wanna go out and buy a puzzle
19:20 <Thelema5> That's very trusting
19:21 <Librarian> he is asllep and i dont know were he left it
19:21 <Thelema5> Oh no!
19:21 <Librarian> owo
19:22 <Finwe> "Your tanker truck is full of eels!"
19:22 <Finwe> !link http://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/index.ssf/2017/07/truck_full_of_eels_overturns_o.html
19:22 <DerpyBot> Twilight says the library only has pictures from e621 and derpibooru, videos from youtube and books from google docs.
19:22 <Finwe> o3o
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19:23 <Finwe> Poorly equipped library.
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19:24 <Finwe> Or rather, the truck was full of eels.
19:24 <Finwe> Or well, hagfish, actually.
19:25 <Thelema5> grooooss
19:25 <Finwe> They're more like lampreys than eels.
19:26 <Thelema5> Much mucus
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19:27 <Finwe> The meeting of the top secret club GROSE (Get Rid Of Slimy Eels) comes to order, Supreme Dictator Calvin presiding.
19:27 <Finwe> Umm, GROSS (Get Rid Of Slimy eelS).
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19:28 <Finwe> Then the hagfish called Susie tells that eels are not slimy.
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19:44 <SaultSteMarie> ahh yes
19:44 <SaultSteMarie> the oregon eel tankers
19:45 <SaultSteMarie> my favorite professional football team
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19:48 <Finwe> SaultSteMarie: :D
19:48 * Verandure frumps, is a Southern State Pony =P\
19:48 * Verandure noms on Thelema5.
19:49 * Thelema5 giggles a little bit
19:49 <Finwe> Verandure: They're all southern except Alaska.
19:49 <Verandure> This is true.
19:49 <Verandure> Or are they just magnetically north =P
19:50 <Finwe> I live on the same latitude as Anchorage.
19:51 <Golden> .-.
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19:52 <Verandure> I like on the 32°N of Equator =P
19:52 <Finwe> 60°N <3
19:53 <Verandure> Just need a 45° and we've got the first quadrant =P
19:53 * Finwe boops Verandure with steradians.
19:53 * Verandure has a pi in the sky
19:55 <Verandure> Over 4, of course.
19:55 * Sleeping_Nightmares suckles on Verandure
19:55 * Sleeping_Nightmares is floof planet
19:55 * Verandure is a graviton =3
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19:56 <Ember_Lemon> hi
19:56 <Verandure> Hiya!
19:57 <Thelema5> Hello, Ember_Lemon. Welcome back.
19:57 <Ember_Lemon> Thanks
19:57 * Thelema5 boops you with a tiny Maud Pie plush
19:58 <Ember_Lemon> Rocks.
19:58 <Ember_Lemon> you are rock.
19:58 <Ember_Lemon> Gray.
19:59 <Ember_Lemon> You are gray.
19:59 <Ember_Lemon> Like a rock.
19:59 <Ember_Lemon> which you are.
19:59 <Ember_Lemon> Rock.
19:59 <Verandure> Rocks are gneiss.
20:00 <Ember_Lemon> Rocks.
20:00 <Ember_Lemon> These are my rocks.
20:00 <Ember_Lemon> Sediments.
20:00 <Thelema5> Oh schist!
20:01 <Ember_Lemon> Make me sedimental.
20:01 <Ali> I think we're taking this for granate
20:01 <Verandure> Of quartz we are.
20:02 <Ember_Lemon> Smooth and round,Asleep in the ground.
20:02 <Ember_Lemon> Shades of Browm.
20:02 <Ember_Lemon> And Gray.
20:02 <Thelema5> Ore are we?
20:02 <Ali> You guys are just rocking it.
20:02 <Ember_Lemon> (plays dramatic music) DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAA
20:03 * Thelema5 chalks it up to experience
20:03 <Verandure> We are all Maud. =P
20:03 <Ember_Lemon> Dont you hate it when you walk outside and a bear hits you with a refrigerator
20:04 <Thelema5> I've never had that happen to me. I have walked outside to find bears in my trash bins and / or/ bird feeders
20:05 <Ember_Lemon> i certainly do
20:05 <Thelema5> You should tell that bear to chill out
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20:09 <Ember_Lemon> i need a figure of Rarity rockin a guitar from season 7
20:09 <Tirek> It is time to take up sculpting.
20:10 <Ember_Lemon> yes.
20:10 <Thelema5> You could probably commission someone to model it for 3d printing
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20:10 <Thelema5> Sculpting is a good hobby to practice, too
20:10 <Ember_Lemon> ice sculptures are cool too
20:11 * Thelema5 rimshot
20:11 <Tirek> https://clyp.it/0unlcq3g?token=e4efab569a67b2d89a3423ba2e0e8e6a
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20:11 <Tirek> I regret nothing.
20:12 <Thelema5> That's... uh, very unusual.
20:12 <Ember_Lemon> okay....
20:12 <Thelema5> Is this a new work, Tirek?
20:13 <Thelema5> I can't hear this song without picturing John Sudano
20:13 <Thelema5> *Jon
20:15 <Tirek> Its the work of other people.
20:15 <Tirek> I just made it into something terrible.
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20:15 <Tirek> You know the thing where people take MP3s and convert them into MIDI? I did that to All Star, but only the vocal track (because I have the stems.)
20:16 <Thelema5> Gotcha
20:16 <Tirek> Then I put that in GXSCC because no mortal man should ever love the GXSCC.
20:16 <Thelema5> No man born of woman shall love GXSCC
20:17 <Ember_Lemon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inaOz64_Q5k
20:17 <Thelema5> Risky click of the day
20:17 <Ember_Lemon> this was the first MLP vid i ever watched
20:18 <Tirek> I have nothing but hatred for the GXSCC and the numerous "8-bit" "remixes" it wrought.
20:18 <Thelema5> Apple Jack is a good pony
20:18 <Ember_Lemon> AppleJack gets no respect :(
20:19 <Thelema5_> she has mine
20:19 <Ember_Lemon> my fav is fluttershy
20:19 <Tirek> Fluttershy is the worst pony.\
20:19 <Ember_Lemon> cause her personality relates to me the most
20:20 <Tirek> Also, as for songs that are mine, this one is my most recent: https://clyp.it/k4mma1qx
20:22 <Ember_Lemon> pony vids from 2012 & 2013 are the best
20:22 <Tirek> I never really watched pony fanvids.
20:23 <Tirek> I was a pretty conservative pony watcher until the show stopped being interesting to me.
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20:23 <Tirek> I very greatly appreciated the first two seasons, then after that, the stuff I enjoyed the show for stopped happening.
20:24 <Ember_Lemon> Season 2 & 3 were my favorite
20:24 <Tirek> I hear the most recent season is turning out much better than the last few, but I can't bring myself to catch up.
20:24 <Tirek> The last episode I watched was the flutterponies one in season 4 and the season 4 finale.
20:25 <Tirek> I wonder how many people tried to snipe my nickname after the s4 finale.
20:25 * Sleeping_Nightmares chews on Tirek
20:25 <Tirek> Stop that, or I'll turn you into a soup.
20:25 <Ember_Lemon> ikr
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20:26 <Thelema5> I remember you made a point of frequently informing people "I am not that Tirek" after the season 4 finale
20:26 <Tirek> Yes.
20:26 <Thelema5> XD
20:26 * Sleeping_Nightmares licks Tirek
20:26 <Tirek> I also made a point of telling people I was Tirek since 2012.
20:27 <Ember_Lemon> lol
20:27 * Thelema5 offers Tirek some shiny OT bling
20:27 <Thelema5> "Original Tirek"
20:28 <Ember_Lemon> im gonna leave the chatroom for a bit bye !
20:28 <Tirek> Yes, that's exactly what I need to reinvent my style. I'll trade in my leather armor and arm braces for 1980's style gangster attire.
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20:28 <Thelema5> Ah ha ha
20:28 <Thelema5> !link pinkie's rap
20:28 <DerpyBot> Twilight says she doesn't have anything in the library about that
20:28 <Thelema5> :/
20:29 <Sombra> When did they say the hiatus was supposed to be up?
20:29 <Thelema5> The rumor is the first weekend in august, I think
20:30 * Sleeping_Nightmares chews on Sombra
20:30 <Thelema5> Ah yes, the TV Guide says it's slated to return on August 5th
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20:32 <Tirek> https://clyp.it/f2amrxtf
20:33 <Tirek> Here's another one that's recent. Although the song itself is over 6 months old at this point, I went back to it and edited out some of the mistakes and ironed out some glitches in the fm synthesis.
20:34 <Thelema5> I like it, but I'm limited to hearing on my phone right now.
20:34 <Thelema5> Not exactly the best way to experience music
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20:41 <Cepheid> Morning.
20:42 <Thelema5> G'morning
20:45 <Golden> Afternoon
20:47 <Thelema5> For some odd reason I feel like smoking a cigar
20:50 <Thelema5> I have a rather impressive collection of fine handmade cigars from all over- Honduras, Nicaragua, Cuba, Dominican Republic, Cameroon, etc... because I used to work for a large tobacco retailer. I haven't smoked in a few years, though
20:51 <Cepheid> Okay, wifi, why are ye acting up..?
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21:02 <Thelema5> Cool beans- The Steven Universe episode "Mr. Greg" was just nominated for an Emmy in Outstanding Short Format Animated Program
21:02 <Thelema5> It deserves to win. Awesome episode
21:03 <Cepheid> Heh.
21:03 <Cepheid> Bleh. A bug in JavaFX 1.8.
21:04 <Cepheid> Focus traversal is broken. If hit tab multiple times to change focus across components, and it hits a Spinner, it just... breaks. It stops iterating over components and starts over at the beginning.
21:05 <SaultSteMarie> I wonder if there are new SU eps out yet
21:05 <Thelema5> Depends. Where di you leave off?
21:06 <Thelema5> *did
21:06 <Thelema5> I think we're 5 episodes in to season 5
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21:08 <Thelema5> Last one released was more than a month ago, early June or even late May... the episode where Steven revives Lars and discovers something about Lion and Rose Quartz
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21:09 <Cepheid> You know, I wonder who was the first person to find out that, if you steam wood, then bend it(or mould it with a heat press), then let it dry in that shape, it'll maintain that shape.
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21:09 <Cepheid> Seems like a particularly drawn out process that'd take a lot of time to figure out.
21:10 <Thelema5> It's probably one of they discoveries which come naturally with living in close proximity to nature; ie... using rough wooden implements over a fire for cooking, etc
21:11 <Thelema5> *those
21:11 <Cepheid> True.
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21:13 <Thelema5> Sorta like how cheese, seemingly a strange invention, was common throughout most agricultural societies. But really, it's just a natural thing which happens when you use a fresh calf stomach to store milk. The enzymes present in the stomach to what they are meant to do- curdle the milk and begin seperating the proteins
21:14 <Thelema5> From there it's only a few short steps to squeeze out the curds and let them dry before you have a semi shelf-stable product
21:15 <Cepheid> I guess. Never thought of it that way.
21:15 <RazorSharpFang> Also, cheese was amazing for storing food during winter.
21:15 <Thelema5> I imagine butter was discovered in a similar way- cream being carried over a long distance in a container was churned enough to seperate out the fat globules. It shouldn't be that hard, even for primitive people, to figure out how to replicate it
21:16 <RazorSharpFang> I'd wager that the people weren't primitive, and were excited at the notion.
21:16 <RazorSharpFang> We have the benefit of hindsight, and these people did not; and yet, look what they did.
21:16 <Thelema5> I'm sure they were. Solid milk that doesn't spoil within days? Awesome!
21:17 <Thelema5> Lets do more of that.
21:17 <Cepheid> https://twitter.com/love_otter_love/status/885707279915294720
21:17 <Thelema5> Oh boy, it's time to go home. Let the weekend begin!
21:17 <Thelema5> Bye!
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21:18 <SaultSteMarie> sweet boy
21:18 <RazorSharpFang> Those squeeks.
21:21 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by ExplodingPonyToast: Rock Music: The L-Train - Fashion Victim (feat. Elias Frost) [Industrial] / Elias Frost - The Greatest Hero Of The World [80s] [ http://tinyurl.com/yaqdrcv8 ]
21:24 <SaultSteMarie> I wanna go for a walk but I wanna way for the sun to not be so active.
21:25 <Cepheid> https://twitter.com/love_otter_love/status/882050198091857920
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21:47 <Cepheid> Oh goodie, my parents bought more cereal. I can eat a healthy breakfast again.
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21:48 * Lumindia boops Veran!
21:48 <Lumindia> Hiya again!
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21:49 <Cepheid> So apparently devs of a game have managed to unintentionally create an extra ending to their game without even realizing it.
21:49 <Verandure> How?
21:50 <SaultSteMarie> what
21:50 <Cepheid> The game's ending is played out dynamically between an AI and the player. By exploiting a glitch in the game, it's possible to achieve a fourth, extra ending to a game.
21:50 <SaultSteMarie> which game?
21:50 <Cepheid> Event o, it's called.
21:51 <Cepheid> Devs say it only has 3 endings. Players have found four.
21:53 <Librarian> im getting headaches constatbntly now
21:54 <Librarian> my body misses the junk food
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22:03 <Cepheid> Head must be clear now. First attempt at a dream boss that kicked my butt repeatedly in the past, and I win with ease.
22:04 <SaultSteMarie> dream boss?
22:04 <Cepheid> A type of boss in Hollow Knight.
22:05 <Cepheid> After you acquire a weapon called the Dream Nail, you can enter the "dreams" of certain previously-defeated bosses and face harder versions of them.
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22:11 <Cepheid> And they are NOT easy.
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22:13 <Cepheid> That one only took two triesa..
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22:20 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Update on Legends of Equestria Cyberattack - Remember to Change Passwords! [ http://tinyurl.com/y79ubvcr ]
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22:36 <Thelema5> Hello everypony
22:36 * Surreal_Nightmares plays with Thelema5's lips
22:37 <Thelema5> O.o
22:37 * Thelema5 makes raspberry sounds
22:38 <Thelema5> Coming home from work is much less fun now that I have to spend the first 15 minutes administering blood tests, pills, and injections t my cat
22:38 <Thelema5> *to
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22:39 * Surreal_Nightmares latches onto Thelema5's nosie
22:40 * Thelema5 flailyhooves
22:41 * Thelema5 prepares to make a burger for dinner.
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22:43 <Thelema5> What sort of burger should I make? I was thinking of doing a buffalo-bleu cheese burger, but there again I have some lovely cremini mushrooms I could saute
22:43 <Thelema5> I have some swiss cheese, too. Mushroom swiss is a classic combo
22:44 <Thelema5> Maybe I'll just do an american classic- thousand island dressing, lettuce, onion and pickles
22:45 <Thelema5> With process American cheese, of course
22:45 <Thelema5> So many options! If only I had a brioche bun.
22:46 <Cepheid> Hey, hey Schism. Found a new place in Hollow Knight.
22:47 <Thelema5> (Brioche being the ideal bread for a medium rare burger; it's soft enough to prevent the fillings from smooshing out when bitten, absorbent enough to catch all the juices, yet firm enough to retain it's shape and structural integrity with lots of conidments
22:47 <Thelema5> *condiments
22:49 <Librarian> i have a killer headache!
22:49 * Thelema5 goes to start pre-heating his well seasoned cast-iron skillet
22:50 * Librarian whimpers in pain
22:50 <Thelema5> Librarian, any idea why? Have you checked your blood pressure?
22:50 <Librarian> its the variation in the diet
22:50 <Thelema5> Ooh, yeah. Could be.
22:50 <Thelema5> :(
22:50 * Surreal_Nightmares suckles on Librarian's head
22:50 <Librarian> i used to drink two liters of coke and eat pizza twice a week
22:51 <Librarian> this explains the current state of my stomach, but the rest of my body craves it
22:51 <Librarian> ergo headache
22:51 <Surreal_Nightmares> Aw
22:52 * Thelema5 just pictured Surreal_Nightmares doing this:
22:52 <Thelema5> !link https://youtu.be/fG3giIafUqk
22:52 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.
22:52 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about The Green Mile Chocking and Infecting Scene
22:53 * Surreal_Nightmares chews on Thelema5's neck
22:53 * Thelema5 flailyhooves again and goes to start making dinner
22:53 <Librarian> !link kermit
22:53 <DerpyBot> https://derpibooru.org/173671
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23:00 <Cepheid> Sweet jesus that's the end of THAT path..
23:00 <Cepheid> The paths are amazingly annoying. They're covered in spikes, and filled with buzzsaws. If you touch either, it's back to a checkpoint.
23:01 <Cepheid> Strangely, the annoying part isn't the checkpoint stuff. It's the constant buzzing.
23:11 <Cepheid> ... This is getting harder and harder, and more insane. I don't know what's in this damned place, but it better be worth all the trouble.
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23:16 * Starlight_Glimmer listens to recent fruit related songs
23:16 <Starlight_Glimmer> <3
23:20 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Drawfriend Stuff (Pony Art Gallery) #2320 [ http://tinyurl.com/yclabd7l ]
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23:22 * Heartbreak peeks.
23:22 * Cepheid sighs.
23:22 * Heartbreak comforts Cepheid.
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23:24 * Verandure noms on Heartbreak.
23:24 <Cepheid> The hardest part is near the end of the first room. Retracting spears on walls with a buzzsaw above them. If the spears so much as even touch you in the slightest bit, you lose a heart and go back to the last checkpoint.
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23:27 * Starlight_Glimmer playfully tackles Heartbreak
23:27 <Starlight_Glimmer> Good evening
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23:48 <Cepheid> Best part of this, is that the spears have a very accurate hit box. So if you manage to land *BENEATH* the tip, just next to the haft, you'll be fine. Until half a second later when it retracts and the tip hits you anyways.
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23:54 *** Ali|AFK is now known as Ali
23:57 * Cepheid makes it past the hardest section finally. Walks along, comes out to a new room. Looks in the distance. Lots of cursimg and swearing can be heard.
23:58 *** Quits: Sombra (Jive@Darkhorse21) (Quit: quit)
23:59 *** Joins: Pony|62399 (Pony62399@Pony-i454b4.cable.virginm.net)
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