Log archive of EquestriaDaily for Sunday, 2017-07-30

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01:13 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Drawfriend Stuff (Pony Art Gallery) #2335 [ http://tinyurl.com/yd53wm2z ]

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01:33 * Cepheid is making progress in factorio. o3o

01:39 * Schism flops, wakes up again. "Darnit. Still tired." He boops Cepheid with a railway system.

01:44 <Cepheid> Attacks are getting more frequent.  Might be time to invest in walls and AP ammo.

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01:48 <Schism> "Ponies have too many things that you taste, then invariably spit out.  Gum, fine wine, mouthwash.  It seems a waste."

01:50 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Jayson Thiessen Tweets Out That My Little Pony Movie is Done! [ http://tinyurl.com/ycqmyr6y ]

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02:06 <Schism> Heehee.  During Filly Twilight's tutelage in the castle, the Royal Guard used her as an impromptu (and tongue-in-cheek) messaging service: just attach a note to the cover of whatever book she was reading as she wandered, gently guided, on her way to her destination.

02:20 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Nightly Discussion #1153 [ http://tinyurl.com/ycc6uz7a ]

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02:34 <Schism> X3  ' Being trampled by a tiny overzealous bookworm seemed an adorable end, if somewhat ignominious.'

02:36 <Cepheid> I need to start mass producing solid fuel.  I'll need more oil wells than this, though..

02:41 <Cepheid> And that means travelling to new, exotic places, killing the natives, building over their corpses.

02:41 * Cepheid gets a car for this.

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02:44 <Schism> "It so happens that the Royal Guard has a training course for navigating the innards of the Canterlot Royal Palace.  It takes at least two weeks, and provides hazard pay."

02:44 * Cepheid researches flammables. Sets fire to local forests.

02:45 <Schism> Yeah, that's not going to draw the attention of aliens.

02:45 <Cepheid> Awe nutbunnies.  I'm gonna need military science packs for that.

02:45 <Cepheid> Guess I'll manually produce 'em.

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02:49 <Cepheid> Just need to make 50 grenades.

02:49 <Cepheid> Apparently to make military science packs, I need armour piercing rounds, grenades, and turrets.

02:49 <Cepheid> I don't want to know what kind of arcane alchemy is used to produce a fluid out of those.

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02:50 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Drawfriend Stuff (Pony Art Gallery) #2335 [ http://tinyurl.com/yd53wm2z ]

02:50 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Jayson Thiessen Tweets Out That My Little Pony Movie is Done! [ http://tinyurl.com/ycqmyr6y ]

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03:02 * Cepheid sets fire to a local forest. "Burn baby burn, Infant Inferno~!"

03:03 <Schism> Well, that's one way to get some extra charcoal.

03:05 * Cepheid sets the forest on fire. "BURN!! BUUUUURN! DIE YOU GREEN *BLEEP*S!"

03:06 <Cepheid> It still leaves some trees there, burnt and darkened, but I can just shoot those ones down with ease.

03:09 * Schism looks at the time. "Oh right. It's Saturday, the weekly Cactpot has hit. Meh."

03:12 <Cepheid> I got 60,000 MJ of energy stored in this box

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03:18 * Pony_1199 just hooked up his Atari 2600 and played a bunch of vintage games

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03:18 <Schism> I do hope that Warlords was one of those games.

03:18 <Starwatcher> !

03:18 * Starwatcher runs over and huge Verandure

03:18 <Starwatcher> hia ^_^

03:18 <Starwatcher> how are?

03:18 <Verandure> I'm good!

03:18 * Schism flings a fireball into Thelema5's castle.

03:18 * Verandure hugs Starwatcher.

03:18 <Verandure> How are you, today?

03:19 <Thelema5> Schism, I DO have warlords, but it's not one I played tonight

03:19 <Schism> Aw.  It's one of the best.  Did you at least play Adventure?

03:19 <Thelema5> I played the arcade classics like pitfall, defender, super breakout, centipede, asteriods, etc

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03:20 <Thelema5> Oh, and Plaque Attack, just because it's so odd

03:20 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Comic: Episode 14 / December 1 / Winging It / AoS 1:23 / Super 2:1 / Sable 40 / Lonely 2:74 / Recall 247 / Once [ http://tinyurl.com/yczq98ca ]

03:24 <Starwatcher> I'z good thanksies

03:24 * Starwatcher is just getting ready to install that instrument

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03:24 * Starwatcher rolls over and fluffs himself up

03:24 <Starwatcher> lookin' at adorable mlp things

03:24 <Starwatcher> life is good

03:25 <Verandure> That's great to hear =3

03:26 <Thelema5> Oh gosh, now I KNOW that I'm getting old.  My elderly father (72) just shared a video of the band Slayer playing live on late night TV to my facebook feed

03:27 <Starwatcher> lol!

03:27 <Thelema5> I saw them play back in 1989; now the singer looks like santa claus

03:27 <Starwatcher> he sounds like a cool guy

03:27 <Starwatcher> there was this sign on a highway that said "god listens."

03:27 <Starwatcher> someone spray painted "to slayer!" under it

03:27 <Starwatcher> it was funny

03:27 <Thelema5> HA!

03:34 * Starwatcher trills softly and stretches out

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03:40 <Golden> Ugh so bored

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03:41 * Starwatcher hugs Golden

03:41 <Starwatcher> goooooooooooolden

03:41 <Starwatcher> what's new

03:41 <Golden> A bit bored.

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03:42 <Cepheid> I need to get a new toy for Spitfire.  He plays with the one he has, but gets... distressed by it after a while.  It's the bell on it.

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03:43 * Heartbreak peeks.

03:43 <Thelema5> Cat toys are hard.  Mine over-react to anything with catnip and get violent.  Feathers?  Forget it- they turn all texas chainsaw massacre on it.  Bells?  Nope.  They'll run away

03:44 <Starwatcher> lol

03:44 <Starwatcher> a box?

03:44 * Filly_Nightmares ties a bell to Thelema5's nosie!

03:44 <Cepheid> He doesn't necessarilly run away.  He just doesn't like that it jingles.

03:44 <Thelema5> Boxes are always good for cats, yeah

03:44 <Cepheid> When I'm in better condition, I'ma run off to the local pet store for toys.

03:45 <Cepheid> Get him a toy I know he likes.  This is just feathers at the end of a stick.  He seems to react more to the ball-on-a-string-attached-to-a-stick.

03:46 <Thelema5> Fun fact- the company which ships my diabetic cat his ($60) speciality food prints a message on their mail-order boxes encouraging people to share photos of of their cats playing in the boxes on social media

03:46 <Filly_Nightmares> Stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicks

03:46 * Verandure noms on Heartbreak.

03:47 <Heartbreak> Why you nom on that plush of me all the time?

03:47 <Verandure> Because it's passion fruit flavored.

03:47 <Thelema5> Have you ever seen a passion fruit flower?  They're beautiful

03:48 <Thelema5> https://i.ytimg.com/vi/4dcuwfZARsg/maxresdefault.jpg

03:48 <Starwatcher> Filly_Nightmares what's new

03:48 <Heartbreak> Oh. Well. That's actually a good reason.

03:51 * Filly_Nightmares chews on Starwatcher

03:57 <Starwatcher> =p

03:57 * Starwatcher hugs Filly_Nightmares

03:59 <Verandure> Did you post chapter X, yet, Heartbreak?

03:59 <Heartbreak> Jet is doing the art for the chapter.

03:59 * Heartbreak noogies Verandure.

04:00 * Filly_Nightmares licks Heartbreak

04:00 <Heartbreak> ewwww!

04:00 <Verandure> Ah, okies. That makes sense =P

04:02 * Filly_Nightmares has clean tongue!

04:02 * Filly_Nightmares has air!

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04:20 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by ExplodingPonyToast: Mystical Luna Dubstep Music: Exiark - Dark Ascension [ http://tinyurl.com/y8ujtn99 ]

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04:40 * Heartbreak pies Jahnesta.

04:41 * Jahnesta No,s the pie :3

04:42 <Jahnesta> Noms

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05:20 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Nightly Roundup #1431 [ http://tinyurl.com/y95d637k ]

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05:50 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Polish Magazine Shows Off Preview of One of the EqG Summer Shorts [ http://tinyurl.com/y7uqy3gc ]

05:51 <Cepheid> Right, time for me to bed.

05:52 * Schism puts Cepheid on a train, leading towards the main base and the bed therein.

05:52 <Cepheid> I actually have a train running in the game.

05:52 <Cepheid> I set up an oil outpost.  Uses solar to power the oil wells and pumps.

05:54 <Cepheid> I may start over, though.  I was toying with a new resource spawning mod, and unfortunately it's biter spawn settings are a bit anemic.

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05:54 <Cepheid> Since clearing the path to the oil, nothing's attacked me.

05:54 <Cepheid> And that was two hours ago.

05:55 <Cepheid> Anyways, 'night everyone.  See you tomorrow.

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06:03 <Golden> Good night everyone

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07:14 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain:  Newbie Artist Training Grounds VII: Day 2 [ http://tinyurl.com/y8afgjde ]

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07:45 * Filly_Nightmares climbs into one of Schism's leg holes and sleepies there.

07:45 <Filly_Nightmares> Nini

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08:32 <ConfusionRift> Hello everypony.

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09:12 * Heartbreak noogies ConfusionRift!

09:12 <ConfusionRift> Aargk... hey there. :P

09:13 <Heartbreak> More MonkeyzzzzzzzZ!

09:15 <ConfusionRift> Sleeping monkeys?

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09:31 <rela> hello my darlings

09:31 <rela> could you try to put this sentence in other words please?

09:31 <rela> because we played right into their hands.

09:32 <ConfusionRift> Eeerm, like paraphrasing, or explaining the sentence?

09:32 <rela> paraphrasing maybe

09:33 <rela> i am standing on the hose with that

09:33 <rela> "to stand on the hose" is a german idiom

09:33 <rela> if you want to say "i dont get it" or "i am slow"

09:34 <ConfusionRift> It means to fall in someone's trap, or game.

09:35 <rela> i really stood on the hose

09:35 <rela> because its literally the same phrase in german

09:36 <ConfusionRift> Many phrases tend to pass through multiple languages. And some don't.

09:36 <rela> that is true, its sometimes really interesting

09:36 <ConfusionRift> Honestly, first I heard of "standing on a hose".

09:37 <rela> we have a lot of sayings that are really strange but funny because they can be visualized nicely

09:37 <rela> like the hose that stops working because you stepped on it

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09:41 <Cepheid> Nothing like insomnia.

09:42 <ConfusionRift> Ooooh, I get it.

09:43 <ConfusionRift> Also, uurgh. Insomnia. And helloooo.

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10:00 <Cepheid> Simple solution to problem.  Get out of bed, let exhaustion rip me a new one, then pass out.

10:01 <Cepheid> That, and eat something.

10:01 <Cepheid> No idea why, but I can't sleep on an empty stomach.  It causes me to feel energized.

10:01 <ConfusionRift> Heh, that's one way to go at it.

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10:02 <ConfusionRift> Your body is burning extra calories stored, so you're regaining energy from leftover stuff.

10:03 <Cepheid> It's weird.  If I have any reason to stay awake for a long time, all I really need to do is starve myself.

10:05 <Cepheid> I still get irritable as all hell though.  It keeps me awake, but it doesn't deal with any of the psychological symptoms of sleep deprivation.

10:05 <Cepheid> Can't imagine it's good for the body either.

10:09 <Cepheid> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tH9qxyn9QI For some reason, this is a particularly catchy boss theme, even if the lyrics make no sense(And, based on one of the lines of lyrics, that may be intentional).

10:09 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

10:09 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Locus (Alexander's Battle Theme) Extended // FFXIV OST EX

10:24 <Finwe> o3o

10:24 <Finwe> Good afternoon, my small perissodactyls.

10:28 <Cepheid> Please stop reading your thesaurus.

10:29 <ConfusionRift> Is that the dinosaur that reads dictionaries?

10:29 <Cepheid> Odd-toed ungulates.

10:29 <Cepheid> Equines fall under this descriptor.

10:30 <Finwe> Lt Cdr ConfusionRift, Mr Cepheid.

10:30 * Finwe doffs his hat.

10:31 <ConfusionRift> RAdm. Finwe. (salutes)

10:31 * Cepheid steals the hat and throws it into an incinerator.

10:31 <Finwe> o7

10:34 <Finwe> ConfusionRift: So, have you been celebrating the month of Confusion according to the Discordian calendar?

10:34 <Finwe> We're currently 65 days into Confusion.

10:36 * ConfusionRift drinks a glass of water, except he actually drinks the glass. "The what now?"

10:36 * ConfusionRift puts the not apparent glass on a table that's not there.

10:38 <Finwe> In Discordian calendar, the year is divided into five months, viz., Chaos, Discord, Confusion, Bureaucracy and The Aftermath.

10:38 <ConfusionRift> Heh, bureaucracy is part of it? :P

10:38 <Lumindia_> I get it!

10:38 <Cepheid> Of course.

10:39 <Cepheid> Bureaucracy makes no sense, and is chaotic and utterly destructive.

10:39 <ConfusionRift> Just like any discordian attribute, it's a dance that have to be performed on a very thin line.

10:40 <Finwe> The fifth and fiftieth day of each season are holydays.

10:40 <ConfusionRift> I simple tug leads to absolute destruction. Alas, so is math.

10:41 <Finwe> In addition, Saint Tib's Day is inserted between Chaos 59 and Chaos 60 every fourth year.

10:48 <Cepheid> Hmm, almost 7 AM.  Should take my antibiotics.

10:49 <Finwe> You're up early.

10:49 <Finwe> Or late.

10:50 <Cepheid> Late.

11:03 <Cepheid> So something... 'hilarious' just happened.

11:04 <Cepheid> *Snip* *Snip* *Snip* *Clipping nails* *Spitfire jumps up.  Starts nosing around.*  "Hooomin, whatchoo dooin?"  *Snip* *Snip* *Spitfire noses very close to the nail clippers.* *Snip* *Spitfire starts sniffing at a whisker he just lost because he got too close.*

11:07 <Cepheid> This cat is a moron.

11:07 <Cepheid> A curious, curious moron.

11:11 <Finwe> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Wh8RzcQZr4

11:11 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

11:11 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Hilarious Cat Fails (April 2017)

11:14 <Cepheid> Cats are stupid at times.

11:14 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Morning Discussion #931 [ http://tinyurl.com/y87vtfs9 ]

11:17 <Cepheid> That cat really wants that loaf of bread.

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11:18 <Finwe> Yup.

11:18 <Lumindia_> haha

11:18 <Lumindia_> Spitfire is silly

11:18 <Finwe> Sitfire is spilly.

11:21 <Cepheid> I like how some cats, after screwing something up, are like "Uh, no one saw that.  Let's just move on."

11:22 <Finwe> Hmm, some lunch might be beneficial.

11:22 <Lumindia_> Our cats look up at us next to whatever they did as if to say "It really wasn't me hoomin"

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11:23 <Lumindia_> then I cock my airsoft gun and they run like the dickens

11:23 <Finwe> Charles Dickens?

11:24 <Cepheid> The best ones are the clips of cats sitting on comfy dog beds, while the dogs do everything in their power to move the cat, and the cats just sit there and refuse to leave.

11:45 * Cepheid wanders off to bed.

11:45 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain:  Newbie Artist Training Grounds VII: Day 2 [ http://tinyurl.com/y8afgjde ]

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13:37 <Finwe> Whosoever nibbleth upon me shall face the consequences.

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13:37 <Finwe> The consequences being a boop.

13:37 * Finwe boops Pi.

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14:28 <Finwe> *wigglewiggle*

14:28 <Finwe> !plot

14:28 <DerpyBot> *wigglewiggle*

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16:22 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by ExplodingPonyToast: SEAPonyCon Theme Song - See You At SEAPonyCon! [Pop Rock] [ http://tinyurl.com/ydapebsq ]

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17:08 * Schism attempts to play Those Endearing Young Charms, and keeps missing the last note.

17:10 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Discovery Family Asks: Who do you think Twilight Sparkle’s BFF is? [ http://tinyurl.com/yadbp6wu ]

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17:19 <Starlight_Glimmer> Wow people got bad taste when I look at those results

17:19 <Ali> Celly I take it? :P

17:20 <Starlight_Glimmer> *sniff*

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18:10 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Comic: Nerd Dash / Fire! / Only One 9 / Sable 41 / December 2 / Trial / Recall 248 / Make It Out / Chaos 99 [ http://tinyurl.com/y7p34cby ]

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19:09 <Schism> Poor Filthy Rich.  His customers just keep making off with his shopping carts.

19:10 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: (Rumor) Tempest Shadow Heading to Build-A-Bear  [ http://tinyurl.com/yacybokh ]

19:19 <Schism> "Two inventors, they were clever enough.  Good singers too." "Oh no."

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19:55 <Schism> Hmmmm, interesting.  A universe where Magic A is Magic A, and sure enough, some clever engineering student writes a quine.

19:58 <Schism> And then it goes wrong because he casts it on a volcano in Iceland where the thaumic reserves are keeping the geofeature stable.

20:06 <Tirek> And he accidentally summons The Burger King.

20:10 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Animatronic Twilight Sparkle's Lines - Including Sea Pony Song And Other Movie Stuff [ http://tinyurl.com/y7ekyd53 ]

20:10 <Schism> Pff.  "It wasn't them.  Everybody tries to set off Krallafjöll. It was bad luck."

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22:14 <Schism> "Celestia, you are white.  Extremely white.  Cypohochilus beetles shield their eyes when you go by.  Bleach evaporates in shame." "You get one more." "...your coat is where rainbows go to die." "Are you done?" "Fine."

22:15 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Livestream Sundays and Drawfriend [ http://tinyurl.com/yactcpu9 ]

22:15 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Drawfriend Stuff (Pony Art Gallery) #2336 [ http://tinyurl.com/y8oxzt97 ]

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22:21 <Finwe> o3o

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22:21 <Finwe> Messrs Schism, Verandure and SunsetShimmer.

22:21 * Finwe doffs his hat.

22:21 <Verandure> Hiya, Finwe.

22:23 <Finwe> Hullo.

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22:24 * Filly_Nightmares licks Finwe

22:24 * Schism provides Filly_Nightmares with some sour gummy peach rings!

22:25 <Finwe> Filly_Nightmares: I have 80 Hearthpone monies to share. o3o

22:25 <Filly_Nightmares> o3o

22:26 * Schism snickers at Celestia peering at golf attire. 'The mere concept of Discord having gone into pants design was bad enough: she didn't need to see the label which would provide proof.'

22:26 * Filly_Nightmares licks Schism's cheeks and then nomfs her snack! She sits on Finwe's head!

22:26 <Filly_Nightmares> I dun play Hearthstone!

22:26 <Finwe> :0

22:26 <Finwe> I saw you play Overwatch just a moment ago, though.

22:27 <Night_Blitz> Ogrewatch

22:27 <Finwe> :D

22:29 <Finwe> Lots of bouncing ogres and whatnot, shooting each other.

22:30 <Filly_Nightmares> o0o

22:30 * Filly_Nightmares licks Finwe

22:31 <Night_Blitz> more like a Shrek movie marathon

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22:52 <CleverDerpy> comic con is exhausting

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22:56 <Ali> You get to go?

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23:10 <Finwe> o7

23:10 <Finwe> Umm, sorry, Lt Cdr, of course.

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23:10 <Finwe> 6.9

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