00:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Comic: Flight / Reaction / Plan / Teapots / Upcoming / Pone Wars 1:5 / Cherry 2:12 / Rainbow / Cyan 27 / AoS 1:26 [ http://tinyurl.com/ycyjgok3 ]
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00:24 <Hamtramck> 've never had had a cheese substitute I've liked >:TT
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00:49 <Cepheid> Right, bedtime for me.
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01:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Drawfriend Stuff (Pony Art Gallery) #2344 [ http://tinyurl.com/y9yl3q2y ]
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01:25 <TheYoloPony> Anypony seen the Emoji Movie yet?
01:27 <Nedemai> im afraid to
01:28 <RazorSharpFang> I wouldn't bother.
01:28 <RazorSharpFang> People are saying it's awful.
01:28 <Hamtramck> I don't see any way it couldn't be awful.
01:28 <TheYoloPony> All of the movie critics have said it's one of the worst movies of all time... so i'm probably not going to
01:29 <Hamtramck> I mean there's like that morbid curiosity factor.
01:29 <TheYoloPony> I'm just wondering if any of you guys have seen it
01:29 <Hamtramck> Only movie I've seen in theatres in years was Zootopia
01:29 <TheYoloPony> Which i hope you haven't
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01:31 <Nedemai> I imagine I've seen worse
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01:31 <TheYoloPony> Zootopia is one of Disney and pixars best
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01:32 <Hamtramck> pixar had nothing to do with it though right
01:32 <Nedemai> I mean worse than the emoji movie
01:32 <TheYoloPony> A million times better than The Emoji Movie
01:33 <TheYoloPony> Hamtramck The Emoji Movie was made by sony animation
01:33 <TheYoloPony> Not pixar...thankfully
01:33 <Hamtramck> No I mean Pixar wasn't involved with Zootopia I thought.
01:35 <TheYoloPony> I think they are. But i'm not sure
01:35 <TheYoloPony> I know it was made by disney
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01:38 <Hamtramck> Like afaik it's different studios but Disney owns Pixar and I'm not totally sure if they brought people over from Pixar or not
01:39 <TheYoloPony> Maybe they did, but i could be wrong
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01:54 <TheYoloPony> Anyone ever seen StormXF3?
01:54 <TheYoloPony> The youtuber?
01:55 <Ali> Nopony cares
01:55 <TheYoloPony> Just asking :/
01:56 <Ali> You've asked it before
01:56 <Ali> Nopony's gonna change from 1 day ago.
01:56 <TheYoloPony> Sorry
01:58 <TheYoloPony> Want a i'm sorry cookie? :)
01:58 <TheYoloPony> *hands over cookie*
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02:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Nightly Discussion #1162 [ http://tinyurl.com/y6u795zk ]
02:02 <TheYoloPony> What's twilight's address, i wanna send her a fan letter :)
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02:04 <Thelema5> Hello everypony
02:04 <TheYoloPony> Themela5 Welcome back
02:05 <Thelema5> Thanksie
02:05 <TheYoloPony> Do ya know twilight's address?
02:05 <TheYoloPony> I wanna send her a fan letter
02:06 <Thelema5> Princess of Friendship, Castle of Harmony, Ponyville
02:06 <TheYoloPony> k, thanks :)
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02:09 <TheYoloPony> Y does it disconnect me everytime i put the pc in sleep mode?
02:09 <Starwatcher> mmm
02:10 <RazorSharpFang> Turns out that maintaining a connection requires interaction.
02:10 <RazorSharpFang> So, when you put your computer to sleep mode, the operating system closes all current connections.
02:12 <Thelema5> Almost like it is, you know, asleep.
02:12 <TheYoloPony> What if in the pony universe there is a show called my little human?
02:12 * Schism boops Filly_Nightmares with an Energy Sword! It's just plastic, though.
02:19 <Starwatcher> TheYoloPony: that would be a scary show
02:20 <TheYoloPony> How?
02:20 <Schism> There's one fanfic where that was the case. It turned just a little worrisome when the main character was pulled from the mind of the writer, and found himself dropped into a world full of screaming fans.
02:21 <Starwatcher> my little human would need to show bad humans to be honest
02:21 <Starwatcher> people aren't ponies. we haven't figured out how to live together yet.
02:22 <Schism> "Oh, it's so cool! Well, okay, it's sad kinda, I mean the world is a lot meaner and more violent than here. But that's what makes it so much happier to watch the main family make it through all of that!" -Pinkie
02:23 <Starwatcher> I can see that
02:23 <Starwatcher> right on Schism
02:23 <Starwatcher> wonder what fluttershy would say
02:23 <TheYoloPony> Starwatcher Want some cake... it free
02:23 <Schism> (The story in question is 'Blank', but sadly hasn't been updated in over a year.)
02:24 <TheYoloPony> Schism you can have some 2
02:25 <Thelema5> *too
02:25 <TheYoloPony> I know it's "Too" people us 2 to say that now
02:25 <TheYoloPony> It's faster
02:27 <Thelema5> It's lazy, and it looks terrible.
02:27 <Thelema5> It also tells the reader a lot about the writer.
02:27 <TheYoloPony> Well i'm not writing a book
02:27 <TheYoloPony> i'm talking in a chat
02:28 <Thelema5> Well, technically you're typing in a chat.
02:28 <Thelema5> XD
02:28 <Thelema5> So how you type is really all we have to go off of.
02:28 <Starwatcher> have you guys ever wondered exactly what the people here think they know about you, based on what you've said over time?
02:29 <TheYoloPony> Do ya think twilight has OCD?
02:29 <Thelema5> Starwatcher, I've given people a lot to go off of, including my full name, address, social media accounts, youtube channel, etc. etc
02:29 <Starwatcher> hmm. interesting
02:30 <Starwatcher> Thelema5 I've been a lot more reserved
02:30 <Thelema5> So I think the people I've known here for a while have a pretty good idea of who I am.
02:30 <Starwatcher> I guess I'm afraid someone would want to do me wrong using that information
02:30 <Thelema5> Of course, I've been here every day for 4+ years
02:31 <TheYoloPony> 4 years?
02:31 <Starwatcher> it's been about the same for me.
02:31 <Starwatcher> 4 years ish
02:31 <Starwatcher> maybe longer
02:31 <Thelema5> Yeah
02:31 <Thelema5> !stats
02:31 <Unixkitty> https://unixkitty.com/stats/EquestriaDaily/
02:32 <Thelema5> Take a look at the long stats
02:32 * Thelema5 rolls eyes
02:32 <Thelema5> #1 nerd
02:32 <Thelema5> XD
02:32 * Ali has been here since this IRC started!
02:32 <Ali> Just don't talk much!
02:32 <Thelema5> Ali is channel deity
02:32 * Schism sips his coffee with two creams and one honey.
02:33 <Starwatcher> hehehe
02:33 <Ali> Wow, this nick is 5y37w old
02:33 <Thelema5> Happy unbirthday!
02:34 * Ali shakes cane. "GET OFF MY LAWN"
02:34 * Thelema5 runs and hides behind the big oak tree
02:34 <TheYoloPony> *Gets on lawn and says "Hi"*
02:36 <Hamtramck> oh god
02:36 <Hamtramck> I'm either having a panic attack or that can of coffee I drank a few hours ago just hit
02:37 <TheYoloPony> Hamtramck What?
02:37 <Schism> Probably the latter?
02:37 <Thelema5> Drink a few glasses of water
02:38 <Thelema5> It may help your body process the coffee more quickly
02:38 <TheYoloPony> Coffee makes me shake repeatedly
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02:39 <TheYoloPony> Then once it dies off i fall on my couch and fall half asleep
02:40 <Starwatcher> would it be illegal to just go out into the woods and fight the animals that live there?
02:40 * Schism also boops Surreal_Nightmares with a beardling. Evil little rabbit-like monstrosities, they are.
02:40 <Starwatcher> hypotheticall
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02:41 <TheYoloPony> Starwatcher probably, unless they attack you.
02:42 <Thelema5> Starwatcher, not sure about your local laws, but around here there are animal cruelty and poaching regulations which might prevent someone from doing that
02:42 <Thelema5> You can always obtain a hunting license in season and gun them down lawfully
02:42 * Filly_Nightmares eeeeeeeeeees
02:43 <Schism> But oh Mr. Game Warden, I'm so confused. What season is it, really?
02:43 <Thelema5> Duck season.
02:43 <TheYoloPony> Thelema5 I don't think fluttershy would approve of that
02:43 <Schism> Heh. "Why, that's easy, m'boy, it's Baseball Season."
02:44 <Thelema5> Flutters doesn't bemoan feeding her carinvore critter friends
02:44 <Starwatcher> but that... well
02:44 <Starwatcher> I can see a real difference there
02:44 <Thelema5> *carnivore
02:44 <Starwatcher> if I was trying to eat, I think she might understand
02:45 <Thelema5> :p
02:45 <Starwatcher> but if you're just starting fights for no reason, you would incur her wrath
02:45 <Starwatcher> I'm sure
02:45 <Thelema5> Probably.
02:45 <Thelema5> She would give you the stare, at least
02:45 <Starwatcher> and I imagine she would actually fight to protect her animal friends if it came to it
02:45 <Starwatcher> she's no coward.
02:45 <TheYoloPony> When it comes to animals atleast
02:48 <Starwatcher> I'd venture her friends as well
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02:49 <TheYoloPony> What do you think fluttershys reaction would be to bronies?
02:49 <TheYoloPony> Probably not a good one right
02:50 <Starwatcher> depends
02:50 <Thelema5> ... not sure she would care one way or another
02:50 <Starwatcher> bronies are people and there's a lot of variation in any given group
02:51 <Thelema5> She's never really exressed any interest in geek culture
02:51 <Starwatcher> It'd probably depend on which ones exactly she met, to be honest
02:51 <Thelema5> Twilight and Rainbow Dash, though... they'd be into it
02:51 <Starwatcher> and I'd think that the whole "human" thing would outweigh any surprise about our hobbies
02:52 <Thelema5> I mean, we've seen twi co-play as Starswirl the Bearded, and RD literally went to a comic convention
02:53 <TheYoloPony> Whats are your opinions on "Putting your hoof down"?
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02:55 <TheYoloPony> Good, bad, or ok?
02:56 <Thelema5> It's been a while since I watched it, but I thought it was a good episode
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02:57 <TheYoloPony> A youtuber i know said it was one of the worst episodes of the show
02:57 <Thelema5> People have different opinions.
02:57 <TheYoloPony> Idk why but it think it was for it going too far with the assertive thing or something
02:58 <TheYoloPony> i thought it was ok
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02:59 <Thelema5> I didn't like how it portrayed an inherent character quality- fluttershy's timidity- as a flaw to be fixed. I feel like the show should be encouraging kids to be comfortable with who they are and to embrace different ways people have with interacting with the world
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02:59 <Thelema5> But that's a common theme in how the show handles Flutters
02:59 <TheYoloPony> I agree
02:59 <Thelema5> "It's okay to be yourself, JUST so long as you're the way we want!"
03:00 <RazorSharpFang> Isn't that just society in general?
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03:00 <Thelema5> Society is what we make it. Kids shows are literally grooming these preferences in children
03:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by ExplodingPonyToast: Music: Viricide Filly - These Bitter Wings [Dream House] [ http://tinyurl.com/ycw8gayg ]
03:00 <RazorSharpFang> No, media is formed from the ideas and perceptions of people.
03:00 <Thelema5> Ergo, if the kids were raised with more tolerant values- society would become more tolerant when they grow up
03:00 <RazorSharpFang> You've got it the wrong way around.
03:01 <RazorSharpFang> Media reflects the attitudes, values, and behaviours present in society, they don't mold it.
03:02 <Thelema5> Right- but these are the attitudes of the adults creating the content. The kids haven't really had time to form their own, and the media we expose them to presents the norm they will socialize to
03:02 <Hamtramck> Which one was putting your hoof down
03:02 <RazorSharpFang> That's still not how it works.
03:02 <TheYoloPony> Somepony once got a fortune cookie that said "The fortune you seek is in another cookie". I think that's a misfortune cookie.
03:02 <RazorSharpFang> You can't show anti-social kids positive shows and expect positive change from them.
03:02 <RazorSharpFang> That's not how it works.
03:02 <Thelema5> Are you suggesting that social engineering isn't the primary goal of public education?
03:02 <RazorSharpFang> That's not how any of this works.
03:03 <Schism> "Why doesn't anybody make misfortune cookies?" "Ah, that is because of a fundamental law of the universe." "Which is?" "People who make fortune cookies want to keep selling them."
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03:03 <RazorSharpFang> Thelema5: TV isn't public education, TV isn't a form of social engineering.
03:04 <Thelema5> It certainly can be.
03:04 <TheYoloPony> yep
03:04 <RazorSharpFang> It will never be an effective one.
03:04 <RazorSharpFang> Socialisation requires interaction; passive viewing is not sufficient.
03:04 <Hamtramck> I've always had a kind of cynical interpretation of fluttershy and regard her timidity as at least partially an act, albeit maybe an unintentional, subconscious one, for the purpose of manipulation :S
03:04 <TheYoloPony> I think more adults watch mlp than kids but still, it's education
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03:05 <Starwatcher> I'd eat a box of misfortune cookies
03:05 <Starwatcher> or roast cookies
03:05 <Starwatcher> "you're really dumb" here are your unlucky numbers
03:05 <RazorSharpFang> A single parent-child interaction has way more effect on a child than any show could ever hope or dream of.
03:06 <Hamtramck> misfortune cookies. you crack it open and it's full of like, idk, bees.
03:06 <RazorSharpFang> This reeks to me of excusing poor/neglectful parenting through an avenue of escape.
03:06 <RazorSharpFang> "It's not my fault, the shows instilled bad values"
03:07 <TheYoloPony> here's a link to some misfortune cookies some ponies received https://www.buzzfeed.com/racheleigh/18-of-the-funniest-fortune-cookie-fortunes-93nh?utm_term=.ybQxmVMNO1#.jpApA6lj01
03:07 <RazorSharpFang> Eww buzzfeed
03:08 <Hamtramck> god i loved their article about how zuni and japanese were actually related zomg!!!
03:08 <TheYoloPony> Want a different one?
03:09 <TheYoloPony> What if snoop ddog exist in equestria?
03:09 <RazorSharpFang> The lawyers would have a fit.
03:10 <TheYoloPony> There would probably be a angry mop of soccer moms
03:11 <Firestar> *Peeks head in*
03:11 <Starwatcher> you know what I want to see?
03:11 <Starwatcher> fluttershy plays player unknowns battlegrounds
03:12 <Hamtramck> I wanna see an episode where fluttershy's frozen in there and we're out here, and she's the sheriff and we're out here, and we're frozen in there and I just remembered that we're out here
03:12 <Hamtramck> but what I wanna know is, where's fluttershy?
03:12 <TheYoloPony> What if pinkie pie played Candy Crush Saga?
03:13 <Schism> Same as if Rarity played Bejeweled.
03:13 <Starwatcher> lol
03:13 <Starwatcher> rainbow dash plays mario kart
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03:13 * Ali squeaks
03:15 <TheYoloPony> rainbow dash plays horizon 3
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03:17 <CleverDerpy> derpy got rejected from all the positions she applied for
03:17 <CleverDerpy> she applied to like, 7, at best buy alone
03:18 <TheYoloPony> %CleverDerpy Is derpy your fav background character?
03:18 * Starwatcher hugs CleverDerpy
03:18 <Starwatcher> I'm sorry.
03:18 <Starwatcher> jobs are hard right now
03:18 <Starwatcher> my mom's having exactly the same problem
03:18 <Starwatcher> and the only reason I'm not is I'm still in school.
03:18 <CleverDerpy> derpy just needs money to survive, is that too much to ask?
03:19 <Starwatcher> for what it's worth- I'd hire ya
03:19 <Starwatcher> ;)
03:19 <TheYoloPony> %CleverDerpy *Gives you 50 bits*
03:19 <CleverDerpy> derpy needs real monnies
03:19 <CleverDerpy> but thank you
03:20 * CleverDerpy hugs TheYoloPony
03:20 * CleverDerpy hugs Starwatcher too
03:20 <TheYoloPony> %CleverDerpy *Gives you 50 dollars*
03:20 <Hamtramck> I got my job from college job fair :I
03:20 <CleverDerpy> college, something I tried and failed at, ended up in debt for
03:21 <CleverDerpy> not even my fault, the place was bad
03:21 * Firestar rapidly pets Cleverderpy
03:21 * CleverDerpy squeaks
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03:22 <CleverDerpy> derpy really needs monies, this is getting bad
03:23 <TheYoloPony> %CleverDerpy I hope the best for you :)
03:23 * Starwatcher nod nods
03:23 <Starwatcher> you're much loved here Derpy
03:24 <CleverDerpy> thanks, derpy feels like she is holding back pones
03:24 <CleverDerpy> she is too sad lately
03:25 <TheYoloPony> *Gives %CleverDerpy a piece of cake to cheer her up*
03:25 * CleverDerpy sliudes under her box
03:26 <TheYoloPony> *With a muffin on the side*
03:26 <CleverDerpy> derpy isn't hungry
03:27 <TheYoloPony> *Hugs %CleverDerpy*
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03:32 <Starwatcher> hi Sunset
03:32 * Starwatcher waves
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03:38 <SunsetShimmer> Heeeey there
03:38 <Starwatcher> what's new, sunny one
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03:49 <Starwatcher> in unrelated news
03:49 <Starwatcher> is it illegal to put up signs with deliberately misleading information?
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03:49 <Schism> Depends. How so?
03:49 <Starwatcher> or better, things that are technically true but not at all what people need to know or how they need to understand it?
03:49 <Starwatcher> things like...
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03:50 <Starwatcher> hmm...
03:50 <Starwatcher> a speed limit that includes the earth's rotation around the sun
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03:50 <Schism> Considering that those are meant to be put up by governmental authority instead of at random (though I suspect many of them are somewhat random anyway), that would likely be illegal, yes.
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03:51 <Starwatcher> hmm.
03:51 <Schism> Misrepresentation as a government authority, and all that, and potentially harmful.
03:51 <Starwatcher> I wonder how much of a problem it is - random people putting up signs
03:51 <Starwatcher> like a "no parking" sign infront of your driveway
03:51 <Hamtramck> Wait putting up street signs?
03:51 <Hamtramck> That's potential a problem.
03:51 <Hamtramck> Since even if it's a joke, from a distance it might look like a real sign and cause issues
03:52 <Schism> Putting a 'no parking' sign in front of your driveway seems like it could be construed as just a joke.
03:53 <Schism> It's also on your property, so to speak. It might be confusing, but probably less problematic.
04:00 <RazorSharpFang> I'm looking for a good source on the effects of large amounts of wasp venom on people.
04:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Little Pip Plushies and More Tiers Added to FOE Audio Book Project Kickstarter [ http://tinyurl.com/yb7p9alc ]
04:01 <Starwatcher> I guess I'm bored
04:01 <Hamtramck> oh my god. FOE audio book. nobody has that much language in their lungs.
04:01 <Starwatcher> which is kind of stupid considering I have a lot of things to get done.
04:03 <Thelema5> Starwatcher, most municipalities have very rigid rules in place about who can erect signs, under what circumstances, and of what size/material/design
04:03 <Starwatcher> I guess I figured that
04:05 <Thelema5> Even businesses are tightly restricted on how signage on their own property appears- many places require prior approval and a permit
04:08 <RazorSharpFang> Is there a way to know how well LD50s of mice translate into LD50s for humans?
04:09 <Hamtramck> I don't think there's and LD50 for mice.
04:09 <Hamtramck> Eat as many as you want.
04:09 <Thelema5> Good question. I guess a body weight to substance weight ratio could be about the same
04:09 <RazorSharpFang> Hamtramck: No, LD50 of substance A, measured in mice.
04:12 <Starwatcher> Hamtramck that was funny
04:12 <Starwatcher> I laughed
04:13 <RazorSharpFang> Thelema5: Well, LD50 is already weight/weight ratio anyway
04:13 <Thelema5> I know.
04:14 <Starwatcher> data for mice sometimes has to be used with caution. They are favored as lab animals because they reproduce quickly and are easy to come by, but there aren't people...
04:15 <RazorSharpFang> I presume most people would object to being injected with substances until 50% of participants died.
04:15 <Thelema5> Fun fact- the largest employer in my small town is a Charles River Laboratories facility which produces custom lab rat models en mass
04:17 <Thelema5> RazorSharpFang, why would anyone have to be injected? That's what the rats are for.
04:18 <Starwatcher> anyone else find the idea to be kind of crappy, even if it's necessary?
04:19 <Starwatcher> doesn't feel good, this killing and experimentation on living things
04:19 <Hamtramck> People eat meat.
04:19 <Thelema5> Life eats life
04:19 <Starwatcher> sure, I know this
04:19 <Starwatcher> I'm just wondering how many people find it icky
04:20 <Thelema5> I think the world is about 3-4% vegetarian
04:20 <Hamtramck> I'm a vegetarian.
04:20 <RazorSharpFang> I'm fine with it, since it's not like we're chucking them into a river or something.
04:20 <Starwatcher> interesting.
04:20 <Thelema5> My partner is vegetarian, I'm not
04:20 <Thelema5> Makes dinertime interesting
04:21 <RazorSharpFang> Just have lots of eggs.
04:21 <Hamtramck> By my reckoning, experimenting on rats for medical reasons does a lot more good than raising rats to sell as meat.
04:21 <Thelema5> I am opposed to hunting in the wild though- I feel like our society is justified slaughtering animals which we've raised ourselves for that purpose. The animals would not have existed otherwise.
04:22 <Thelema5> They become a commodity.
04:22 <RazorSharpFang> What, so that makes current hunger-gatherer societies immoral by those standards?
04:23 <Starwatcher> I've heard that argument before.
04:23 <RazorSharpFang> Must have a great view from that high-horse of yours.
04:23 <Thelema5> Not at all- that's ANOTHER society all together.
04:23 <RazorSharpFang> What, you're holding different societies to different standards are you now?
04:23 <Thelema5> Read the language in my sentence. It was very specific in that regard.
04:23 <Thelema5> No, just different technological capabilities.
04:24 <Starwatcher> I've learned that I'm basically a walking contradiction in a lot of senses. Is it bad that it doesn't bother me anymore?
04:24 <Starwatcher> (this is just one of them)
04:24 <RazorSharpFang> You're suggesting that otherwise moral actions become immoral upon technological/societal progress.
04:24 <RazorSharpFang> Conversely, this also implies the opposite.
04:25 <Starwatcher> that doesn't seem weird to me. would you begrudge a starving person for hunting for food to survive?
04:25 <Starwatcher> I sure wouldn't.
04:25 <Starwatcher> even if I didn't like hunting.
04:25 <RazorSharpFang> No, but I also wouldn't begrudge someone for hunting in a western society either.
04:25 <Thelema5> It's a question of /having/ to vs. sport
04:26 <RazorSharpFang> As long as they abide by all regulation, that's fine.
04:26 * Starwatcher sighs. didn't really want to start a big debate about this, oh well.
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04:27 <Hamtramck> Serious Debate Time.
04:27 <Hamtramck> Pineapple on rats or not?
04:27 <Starwatcher> cabbage is yummy when turned to sour kraut imhp
04:27 <Starwatcher> *imho
04:27 <Thelema5> I agree!
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04:28 <RazorSharpFang> Sour Kraut's flavour is too strong for my delicate sensibilities.
04:28 <RazorSharpFang> I am weak.
04:28 <Starwatcher> a big german sausage with saur kraut
04:28 <Thelema5> I've made sauer kraut before- it's a fun process
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04:29 <Thelema5> Very simple anaerobic lactic fermentation
04:30 <Thelema5> Mush up the cabbage with some salt until enough juice is extracted to cover the leaves, then weight the mass of leaves so they remain submerged. Cover with a cloth to keep out macroorganisms and set in a dry place for a few weeks
04:32 <Thelema5> The Lactobacillus naturally present on the cabbage will do all of the work, quickly raising the PH until the enviroment becomes hostile to any other organisms
04:34 <Starwatcher> I've never tried
04:34 <Starwatcher> someday would like to
04:34 <Thelema5> I ferment a lot of things, most notably ciders.
04:34 <Thelema5> XD
04:35 <RazorSharpFang> Everything fermenting is just going off in a controlled way.
04:36 <Thelema5> Especially in cider making; everything is sanitized and put under airlock to exclude unwanted yeasts, mold, and bacteria
04:36 <Starwatcher> you ever make cider?
04:37 * Starwatcher wants to make wine someday
04:37 <Thelema5> Yeah
04:37 <RazorSharpFang> Wine is just off grape juice.
04:37 <Thelema5> Wine making and cider making are very, very similar
04:37 <Thelema5> I've never made wine but I'm confident that I would be able to just using what I know about making ciders
04:38 <Starwatcher> what makes you prefer ciders?
04:38 <Starwatcher> just curious
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04:39 <Thelema5> To be honest I learned how to make cider because of MLP
04:39 <Finwe> Wine is fermented with yeast found naturally on the skin of the grapes.
04:39 <Starwatcher> heheh, cool
04:39 <Finwe> Cider fermentation works quite the same way.
04:39 <Starwatcher> oh, hia Finwe
04:39 <Thelema5> I thought it would be fun to be the fandom cider-maker. My first batch was even MLP themed: http://imgur.com/aKILsTl
04:40 <Finwe> Good morning, everypony.
04:40 <Thelema5> Hi there, Finwe
04:41 * Starwatcher nudges Finwe a cup of tea
04:41 <Starwatcher> something tells me you are a tea drinker rather than a coffee drinker
04:41 <Finwe> *nudge* *nudge*
04:41 <Starwatcher> but that's a guess
04:41 <Finwe> *wink* *wink*
04:41 * Starwatcher likes coffee
04:41 <Finwe> Know what I mean?
04:42 <Thelema5> Say no more
04:42 <Thelema5> Say no more
04:42 * Finwe does prefer tea.
04:42 <Thelema5> A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh?
04:42 <Finwe> Coffee tastes revolting.
04:42 <Schism> Thelema5: Say no more, say no more.
04:43 <Thelema5> XD
04:43 * Schism wonders, "Wait, what were we discussing again?"
04:43 <Finwe> Been there, eh?
04:43 <Starwatcher> it's an aquired taste
04:43 <Starwatcher> also depends on the kind you get
04:43 <Starwatcher> a well brewed cup of coffee can be like a warm hug on a cold day
04:44 <Hamtramck> Hugs are revolting!
04:44 <Thelema5> I love coffee, although I do tend to limit my consumption these days. I used to drink so much that I developed a heart arrythmia
04:45 <Thelema5> Quit cold turkey after that and went through serious physical withdrawl- night sweats, migrane, you name it
04:45 <Starwatcher> oh my
04:45 <Thelema5> After a while I started drinking it again, but in moderation
04:45 <Starwatcher> how do you drink it?
04:46 <Thelema5> I grind dark-roasted beans with a burr grinder and brew them in a coffee press
04:46 <Finwe> Starwatcher: I guess that he puts it into his mouth and swallows.
04:46 <Thelema5> Two tablespoons per 6 ounces of water... I like it strong. Let it steep for 4 minutes- no longer or it becomes bitter
04:47 <Thelema5> I take it with cream, no sugar
04:47 <Thelema5> *8 ounces
04:50 * Starwatcher isn't nearly as refined
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04:51 <Starwatcher> hi coco
04:51 <Finwe> Coffee may be consumed, but you need at least nine parts of milk to one part of coffee.
04:51 <Starwatcher> how goes it
04:51 <Starwatcher> heheh finwe a latte then
04:53 <Thelema5> Starwatcher, it's not so much that I'm refined- I'm just poor and I work in a resort hotel that does a lot of banquet functions. I "borrowed" a coffee press from them and use the grinder in their kitchen because I don't have any other method available
04:53 <Finwe> Well, the milk need not be heated.
04:54 <Finwe> Hmm, the use of conjunctive in that sentence is by no means justified.
04:54 <Starwatcher> Thelema5 still sounds good to me hehe
04:54 <Finwe> "I claim that the milk need not be heated."
04:54 <Thelema5> XD
04:54 * Starwatcher has stuffs from work as well
04:54 <Starwatcher> batteries, regulators, screws and things
04:55 <Thelema5> :p
04:55 <Finwe> They say that ocffee, or cofefe, is best.
04:56 <Thelema5> Pft
04:56 <Finwe> It's thick, almost black liquid that has spent tens of hours in the brewer in the laboratory's coffee room.
04:57 <Thelema5> Covfefe is best with some of the stuff milk peole make
04:57 <Thelema5> *people
04:58 <Starwatcher> lol
04:58 <Finwe> We have one senior researcher who never cleans his coffee mug, and has forbidden anyone else from doing it.
04:58 <Starwatcher> hhahaha
04:58 <Starwatcher> is he crazy
04:58 <Starwatcher> he sounds crazy
04:58 <Finwe> He claims that "certain flavours" are dissolved from it to the coffee.
04:58 <Finwe> Flavours essential to the drinking experience.
04:59 <Thelema5> Ah ha ha
04:59 <Thelema5> Sounds like the weirdos who refuse to clean their cast-iron skillets
05:00 <Thelema5> I'm a cast-iron aficionado- clean that stuff and reseason it guys!
05:00 <Finwe> Cast-iron skillets are usually just wiped clean.
05:02 <Thelema5> Not good enough. They're not going to fall apart if you use some soap and water- the idea is to polymerize CLEAN oils on the skillet
05:02 <Thelema5> Scrub them down, hand dry, and then set on the fire for 5-10 minutes to burn off any moisture
05:03 <Finwe> If you clean them with water and dishwasher detergent you have to repeat the oiling or greasing process.
05:04 <Thelema5> Yes! Wash them, and then heat over the fire for 10 minutes. Apply a thin coating of hardy oil- like canola oil, and then put the skillet back on the fire until the oil stops smoking
05:04 <Hamtramck> Definitely clean your skillets yeah
05:04 <Hamtramck> You'd probably die if you ate an unwashed one.
05:05 <Finwe> You'd probably die even if you ate a washed one. o3o
05:05 <Thelema5> About 5-10 minutes. You then have a perfectly clean, perfectly seasoned and relatively non-stick cast-iron ready for next time
05:05 * Finwe boops Hamtramck.
05:05 <Golden> Good night everyone
05:05 <Finwe> Sleep well, Golden.
05:06 * Finwe furbishes Golden's bedroom with a box of bedbugs.
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05:07 * Thelema5 refurbishes Golden's cast iron with steel wool, a wash, and a seasoning cycle
05:08 <Finwe> The use of steel wool isn't advisable.
05:08 <Finwe> Steel is harder than cast iron and will therefore scratch the pan.
05:08 <Thelema5> It is, it really is- if a cast iron is old, crusty, and rusty
05:08 <Hamtramck> Also steel sheep are kept in horrible conditions.
05:09 <Thelema5> Resurface the thing, and then reseason
05:10 * Starwatcher rolls over and fluffs his coat up
05:10 <Thelema5> Steel sheep are heavy metal
05:10 <Starwatcher> how much do you think you can learn about someone based on what they write here?
05:10 <Thelema5> Quite a bit, depending on how freely they share personal info
05:10 <Finwe> The temperature is going to rise to 21°C today. D:
05:10 <Finwe> However are we going to survive this heat wave?
05:11 <Starwatcher> I mean personally as well
05:11 * Finwe sweats from the sheer thought.
05:11 <Thelema5> I'm facebook friends with many regular chatters, Starwatcher, and have personal email and cell phone numbers for a few as well
05:11 <Starwatcher> do you think you know those who come on here, as in, really know them?
05:11 <Starwatcher> oh, cool
05:11 <Thelema5> Quite a bit for people I've known a while, yeah
05:12 <Thelema5> I've spoken the Cephid's dad, for example
05:12 <Starwatcher> oh wow
05:12 <Starwatcher> neat
05:12 <Thelema5> And a few people have sent me gifts
05:13 <Thelema5> I've sent plushies to people
05:13 <Starwatcher> heheh, if people shared mailing addresses I'd be the best secret santa ever
05:13 <Thelema5> For the record, I don't have any offline friends at all
05:13 <Thelema5> Everyone I know- I know online
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05:14 * Thelema5 is a bit of a shut-in
05:14 <Starwatcher> nothing wrong with that, imho.
05:14 <Starwatcher> as long as you're happy
05:15 <Thelema5> I am. I go to work and come home. On the weekends I go hiking in the woods, or kayaking
05:16 <Thelema5> I don't really talk to any co-workers or family.
05:16 <Thelema5> I go to family functions once or twice a year
05:16 <Thelema5> Other than that- I live online
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05:16 <Starwatcher> another question
05:17 <Starwatcher> assuming they wanted to - would you hug and snuggle a mlp pony?
05:17 <Starwatcher> =p
05:17 <Starwatcher> I would
05:17 <Thelema5> Yes, of course!
05:17 <Finwe> Many co-workers are also my friends, so I talk to them.
05:18 <Thelema5> I hope your co-workers are more tolerable than mine! XD
05:19 <Thelema5> Mine do nothing but complain and talk badly about one another
05:19 <Starwatcher> mine are pretty nice
05:19 <Thelema5> Awesome!
05:19 <Starwatcher> we come up with evil schemes together
05:19 <Thelema5> :p
05:20 <Starwatcher> tbh I'm kinda the village idiot there
05:20 <Thelema5> I find that hard to beleive
05:20 <Thelema5> Of course- I don't even know how to spell "believe" correctly... so I may not be the best judge
05:20 <Thelema5> XD
05:21 <Finwe> We once made termite with whatever materials we had at hand.
05:21 <Thelema5> That sound like fun
05:21 <Finwe> Aluminium powder by filing old hard disk covers, Fe(III) oxide by oxidising rust.
05:22 <Finwe> in microwave oven o3o
05:22 <Thelema5> Isn't rust already oxidised?
05:22 <Starwatcher> wow
05:22 <Finwe> Normal rust is Fe(II) oxide.
05:22 <Starwatcher> thermite is kinda crazy stuff
05:22 <Finwe> Mix the two powders and you have your thermite.
05:23 <Finwe> For ignition you need some magnesium strip.
05:23 <Thelema5> How did you ignite it>
05:23 <Thelema5> Oh
05:23 <Thelema5> Heh
05:23 <Schism> Bet a bit of sodium metal would work out.
05:24 <Finwe> It burned straight through the asphalt outside the physics department.
05:24 <Thelema5> I'm going to bed. G'night!
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05:24 <Schism> http://machall.com/view.php?date=2003-06-10
05:24 <Starwatcher> night
05:24 <Starwatcher> ... oops
05:24 * Starwatcher looks down
05:25 <Starwatcher> is... is time for me to rest also
05:25 <Starwatcher> night everypony
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05:41 <Finwe> Goedenmorgen, mijnheer Bubs.
05:41 <Bubs> good morning, mr Finwe
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05:43 <Finwe> Discontinuities in the Internet connection function?
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05:51 <Bubs> yeah, it's a bit flakey in here sometimes.
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05:52 <Bubs> probably has to do with the fact that I'm connected through a wifi repeater, instead of wired
05:52 <Bubs> I still need to fix that
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05:54 <Bubs> anyway, gonna grab me some breakfast and then it's off to work
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06:13 <Schism> A Clinton Hill-based veterinarian has recently found that clients are asking her if they can get away with not vaccinating their dogs against various pet-based illnesses, under fear that the vaccinations might give their dogs autism.
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06:21 <RazorSharpFang> I see stupidity hasn't been cured yet
06:34 <Finwe> Autistic dogs?
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06:59 <Schism> Hm. Yes, Jim: Shelob is indeed a spider.
07:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Artist Training Grounds VII - Makeup Day [ http://tinyurl.com/ycgb6er9 ]
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07:08 <Finwe> No step on snek.
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08:05 <Schism> ...Pfffff.
08:05 <Schism> Check the server status page for FFXIV. "Due to ongoing maintenance, this page is currently unavailable."
08:06 <Finwe> o3o
08:06 <Schism> I suppose that answers my question!
08:06 <Finwe> Yup.
08:08 <Finwe> Due to some strenuous watching of ponies, I now lag the series by a mere two episodes.
08:09 <Finwe> These episodes being numbers 12 and 13 of the current season, the ones dropped on me by Ali yesterday.
08:10 * Finwe noms on Ali's tail.
08:10 * Ali squeaks
08:12 * Schism mumbles at a Yahtzee game. "Stupid rolls gave me a full lower scorecard, and absolutely zip on the top."
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08:20 <Schism> "It was a good thing that dice games weren't strictly regulated, because I was quite enjoying the fun of teaching ponies a game which, back home, was licensed by Hasbro."
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08:37 <Schism> http://orteil.dashnet.org/randomgen/?gen=http://orteil.dashnet.org/randomgen/gens/loot.txt - Have fun!
08:39 <Finwe> A URL that refers to itself?
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08:40 * Finwe generates an insult instead.
08:40 <Finwe> Schism: Your brother is a filthy pidgeon and your sister smells like goddamn vomit!
08:40 <Finwe> What's a pidgeon?
08:41 <Finwe> Sounds like a pidgin and a pigeon mixed.
08:41 <Schism> Who knows...
08:42 <Finwe> "What the spleenlamps are you trying to do, you bloody abomination?"
08:42 * Schism finds a magic book containing "Fauna Tide". "...Fluttershy must never learn this spell."
08:44 <Finwe> The sensible URL for the loot generator would have been http://orteil.dashnet.org/randomgen/?gen=loot.txt
08:44 <Finwe> No need to give the path twice.
08:45 <Schism> Sorry, not sure why it linked that way.
08:45 <Finwe> Neither am I. Rather weird.
08:46 <Schism> https://www.fimfiction.net/story/98568/75/mlp-time-loops/loops-71 - This is funny. MLP characters find peculiar items.
08:46 <Schism> "a rabbit-banishing book" ... oh Aaaaangel...
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09:12 <Schism> "No matter how powerful the witch, a meteorite between the shoulderblades will seriously cramp her style."
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09:31 <Schism> "How did you ever get so many potions of heroism?" "Do not ask."
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10:27 <Lumindia> I live
10:27 * Lumindia flops
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10:47 <Cepheid> I live, myself. For the time being anyways.
10:47 <Cepheid> I imagine I'll be back in bed by noon or so.
10:50 * CleverDerpy climbs onto Lumindia's back and purrs
10:50 <Lumindia> o 3o
10:50 <CleverDerpy> guess who~?
10:50 <Lumindia> hiya Derpy!
10:50 <CleverDerpy> hiya lumi~
10:50 * Lumindia cranes neck around and nuzzles
10:50 * CleverDerpy nuzzles back and squees
10:50 <Lumindia> hehehe
10:50 <Lumindia> <3
10:52 <CleverDerpy> https://derpibooru.org/1505690
10:53 <CleverDerpy> derpy is silly
10:56 * CleverDerpy boops Lumindia
10:57 * Lumindia boops back
10:57 <Lumindia> o 3o
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11:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Morning Discussion #940 [ http://tinyurl.com/y79ncp4f ]
11:01 <Lumindia> How is Derpy today?
11:04 <Cepheid> Clever, I assume.
11:05 <Lumindia> Ceph plz
11:05 * Lumindia boops Ceph as well
11:08 * Cepheid boops back with a weird black tendril.
11:10 <Lumindia> oh noes! It's slenderpony
11:10 * Lumindia runs
11:14 * Cepheid sleeps atop a small blob made of the same material as the tendril. It's comfy, if not a bit squishy.
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11:27 <CleverDerpy> I Is gooooood what the heck is that?!
11:27 * CleverDerpy hides under her box
11:28 * Lumindia hides with
11:28 <CleverDerpy> luckily derpy demon protected her box recently
11:28 <CleverDerpy> no monsters can get in here
11:28 <Lumindia> Yay!
11:29 * Lumindia kisses Derpy's cheek
11:29 * CleverDerpy squees and nuzzles
11:29 <CleverDerpy> nuzzlenuzzle~
11:29 <Finwe> Lt Cdr CleverDerpy!
11:29 <Finwe> o7
11:30 * CleverDerpy salutes Finwe from under the box
11:30 <Finwe> Messrs Lumindia and Cepheid.
11:30 <CleverDerpy> RAdm. Finwe
11:30 <CleverDerpy> sir, get in the box, it's a code black
11:30 * Cepheid is not a demon.
11:30 * Finwe doffs his hat.
11:30 <Finwe> :0
11:31 <Lumindia> there's a creepy crawly on the loose
11:31 * Finwe hides in the box.
11:31 <CleverDerpy> good thing derpy's box seats 8 comfortably, take that, Honda~
11:31 <Lumindia> I see you sprung for the super roomy model
11:32 <CleverDerpy> ...what is a Honda?
11:32 <Lumindia> a car company
11:32 * Cepheid sinks into the black blob of slime, and the slime silently moves into the shadows, writhing creepily as it does so.
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11:32 <CleverDerpy> luckily, the box is sealed with anti demon magic
11:32 <CleverDerpy> they can't get us in here
11:33 <Finwe> CleverDerpy: A Japanese automotive corporation.
11:33 <CleverDerpy> what's an automotive?
11:33 * Cepheid descends from the shadows on the ceiling, held up by the black goo. He descends in front of CleverDerpy. "Boo."
11:34 * CleverDerpy the magic tosses Cepheid out like yesterday's trash
11:34 <CleverDerpy> see? safe~
11:34 <Finwe> Yay!
11:35 <Cepheid> Ow.
11:35 <CleverDerpy> no hard feelings mister Cepheid, but until you're not a mean monster, you can't come in
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11:36 <Cepheid> Eh. It's not like I'm gonna eat you or anything.
11:36 * CleverDerpy opens a glove compartment full of emergency muffins and hot cocoa packets, with some hot water in a dispenser next to it
11:37 <Finwe> !muffins
11:37 <DerpyBot> Muffins!! You have any? :3
11:37 <Finwe> yup
11:37 * DerpyBot glomps Finwe
11:37 <CleverDerpy> who wants cocoa and muffins?
11:38 <CleverDerpy> oh, hiya DerpyBot, how do you like your cocoa, extra oil?
11:39 * CleverDerpy offers the other metal derp a cup
11:40 <Lumindia> cocoa and muffins?
11:40 <Lumindia> certainly
11:41 * CleverDerpy offers Lumindia a cup and a muffin
11:41 * CleverDerpy blows on her cocoa and drinks it by lapping it up
11:42 <CleverDerpy> it's got the tiny marshmellows in it
11:42 <CleverDerpy> yum~
11:43 <Lumindia> yay
11:44 * SunsetShimmer_ glomps da CleverDerpy and snugs on! x3
11:44 <SunsetShimmer_> ...darn it trillian
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11:44 *** ChanServ sets mode: +o SunsetShimmer
11:44 <SunsetShimmer> I'll fix you later, goshdarnit
11:44 * Cepheid glides about the room slowly on a small black writhing mass of slime.
11:45 * Lumindia pulls Sunset into the box as well
11:45 <Lumindia> NOW It's a party with the baconmane!
11:45 <CleverDerpy> yay~
11:45 <SunsetShimmer> Also, happy international cat day. x3
11:46 <CleverDerpy> me-derp~
11:46 <Lumindia> Uwah!
11:46 <SunsetShimmer> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lv9zkG2ClRE
11:46 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.
11:46 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about (Comparison) Overwatch Cats - ft. DOOMFIST Offense Heroes - "Katsuwatch"
11:46 <CleverDerpy> let me find some music
11:47 <Cepheid> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frkfY-V4vHk
11:47 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Don't Stop | PMV Collab |
11:47 <CleverDerpy> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J---aiyznGQ
11:48 <CleverDerpy> it's not cat day without keyboard cat....
11:48 <CleverDerpy> or...
11:48 <CleverDerpy> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2-TGUlwu4
11:48 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Nyan Cat [original]
11:51 <Cepheid> Haven't heard THAT in years.
11:51 <Cepheid> Parents will be home later today.
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12:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Pony K'NEX Sets Finally Revealed by Entertainment Earth [ http://tinyurl.com/y9tqmeut ]
12:01 * Cepheid glides over to CleverDerpy and hands them a muffin.
12:01 <Cepheid> I can't eat these.
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12:31 <Lumindia> Oh god, K'Nex
12:31 <Lumindia> I remember those
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12:35 * Cepheid grabs onto the ceiling above Lumindia with a black tendril of slime, and pulls himself towards it. Letting go, he falls down onto Lumindia's head and curls up to sleep.
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12:53 * Cepheid tries his hand at drawing.
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12:58 <Cepheid> ... You know, looking at what I've done, while it's just really just sketchy and basic shapes... I have a better hand for art than I like to think I do.
13:02 * Lumindia squeaks!
13:02 * Lumindia has a black slime monster on his head?
13:05 <Cepheid> http://www.awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=081015 ... Oh gods.
13:06 <Cepheid> Nah. I look like a regular pony(or human). The slime only comes out on command.
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13:18 <Schism> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6ste_VHIuk < Here you go, CleverDerpy. And mornin', all. Bleh. Sneezing and sniffling all day.
13:18 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.
13:18 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Nyan Dash
13:18 <Schism> And Cephy, Moonlit Faire began today.
13:19 <Schism> Also also, kittens are active today on this stream. o3o https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZevUJOE9IQ
13:19 <Cepheid> I'm aware, yes.
13:19 <Cepheid> To both things.
13:25 * Cepheid climbs off of Lumindia, and rides a small blob of black slime over to Schism. "So uh, I had another weird dream again recently which may or may not have inspired me with some ideas for an OC."
13:26 * Schism reads the backlog, and ahhs. "Interesting... kinda slimy-ish carnivorous symbiote slash scavenger things."
13:27 <Cepheid> Yep.
13:27 <Cepheid> Less symbiosis, though, and more a part of their body.
13:29 <Cepheid> Only thing I really need is a proper backstory for their existence. The dream I had was a little silly about it. The creatures are the creation of a mad scientist performing experiments on humans to create something to counter an event that would likely never, ever happen.
13:30 <Cepheid> On the other hand, how they reproduce is somewhat distressing.
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13:35 <Thelema5> Good morning everypony
13:35 <Cepheid> Morning.
13:38 <Thelema5> I had a strange dream too- I had died in it and discovered that there is in fact an afterlife- a heaven and hell in fact. But not like typically imagined. Immediately after death there was bureaucracy- mounds of paperwork to complete and hours of waiting. Talking with a case worker. I was then introduced to my afterlife in hell, which was very much like life as we know it now.
13:38 <Cepheid> Heh.
13:38 <Thelema5> The only difference was that in hell- nothing interesting ever happens, and nothing ever goes as planned.
13:39 <Schism> And then Rod Serling walked into the room.
13:40 <Thelema5> Ever. My first day I accidentally killed a mouse, had my car break down, tripped on a step and hurt my ankle, and spent hours trying to find something to watch on TV
13:40 <Thelema5> Talk about a lame dream. XD
13:40 <Cepheid> Heh.
13:40 <Cepheid> I don't know why mine are so... bizzare.
13:40 <Thelema5> I guess you have a creative nature
13:41 <Cepheid> Dreams are believed to be a part of the mind reconsolidating information from the day, but when put into the context of what I dream about..
13:44 <Cepheid> As for how the creatures reproduced, the reason it's distressing is mostly because it involved them piercing the chest through-and-through of a willing individual, ripping the heart out and replacing it with a sort of "seed" that quickly attaches itself to the subject's body and takes over blood circulation. Over the next several hours, it grows and slowly converts the body(replacing now-useless organs with different ones for
13:44 <Cepheid> various purposes, among other things) and changes the brain around. Not surprisingly, the initial process is excruciating and causes the subject to fall unconscious from shock.
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14:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Friendship is Magic Comic #57 - 5 Page Preview Revealed! [ http://tinyurl.com/yc2buepy ]
14:03 * Schism frowns at these dice rolls. "Take a full house, or keep going for sixes..."
14:03 * Schism keeps going, gets 5 of a kind.
14:03 <Cepheid> Heh.
14:04 <Cepheid> What's the dice roll for?
14:04 <Schism> Eh, just rollin' em and poking at Yahtzee solo.
14:04 <Schism> No point to it whatsoever, just because. :P
14:05 <Cepheid> Meanwhile I just took my antibiotic and now need to eat food.
14:05 <Cepheid> As I'm supposed to take it with food.
14:06 <Schism> Peanut butter?
14:07 <Cepheid> Soup in this case. Campbell's chicken noodle.
14:07 <Schism> Aha.
14:08 * Schism waves a bottle of sriracha lightly towards Cepheid's chicken noodle soop.
14:08 <Cepheid> Do it and I'll hurt you.
14:08 <Schism> Believe it or not, it's tasty.
14:10 <Cepheid> Do it, and I make sure you die from parasite zombies in one of my many stories.
14:11 <Schism> Fine, fine, no sriracha for you.
14:11 * Schism has some in his own, tho.
14:12 <Cepheid> Good. I was afraid I'd have to have you get eaten by one of the slimefolks whom I still really haven't named yet.
14:15 <Cepheid> All I recall of the name I heard in my dream was that it had something to do with how they hide in the shadows a lot to stalk prey, lay ambushes and so on.
14:18 <Cepheid> http://imgur.com/gallery/fqdlR5f
14:24 <Cepheid> Well, the fact that I have little hints in my head suggests the name is floating around in my head somewhere. It'll come to me sooner or later.
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15:15 * Cepheid starts MGS5. "Hey Ishmael, how about helping Ahab get around, yo?"
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15:30 * Librarian sneaks around on a box
15:30 <Librarian> morning
15:30 <Thelema5> Hi there
15:31 <Librarian> i feel drowsy owo
15:31 <Librarian> i oversleept
15:32 <Thelema5> It's a nice cool day- you must have been sleeping well.
15:33 <Librarian> i slept to the point it hurt
15:33 <Librarian> ever had that feeling ?
15:34 <Thelema5> Not since I upgraded my mattress
15:34 <Thelema5> :p
15:35 <Librarian> maybe i do need to upgrafe my mattress
15:36 <Cepheid> Ye know, considering some of the characters in the MGS universe, my new character doesn't seem all that odd in the grand scheme of things.
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15:37 <Cepheid> Librarian: I suffer from that every now and then. Primarily when I'm dreaming. My body chooses not to wake up completely because of the dreams, so I end up staying in bed much longer.
15:39 <Librarian> yeah, its annoying and it hurts
15:40 <Cepheid> It's the back of your neck, base of your skull, right?
15:40 <Librarian> nope, back and extremeties
15:40 <Cepheid> Me, it's usually my neck and base of my skull in the back.
15:41 <Schism> Hah... I just realized. There's a quest to hunt Adamantium Claws over in Azys Lyf.
15:41 <Schism> Azys Lia*
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15:42 <Schism> What could it be called but 'Snikt'?
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15:47 * Schism also ows. "Bleh."
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15:49 <Cepheid> Ye know, the best demonstration of what it's like to be nearsighted is demonstrated at the beginning of MGSV, when everything appears all blurry to your character.
15:50 <Lumindia_> which MGSV?
15:51 <Lumindia_> aren't there, like, 3 or 4 different games with MGSV at the start of it?
15:51 <Cepheid> The Phantom Pain, not Ground Zeroes or the Definitive Edition, etc.
15:51 <Lumindia_> ahh
15:52 <Cepheid> Basically you wake up in a hospital and everything is extremely blurry. Basically what nearsightedness is like, minus the excessive shiny.
15:53 <Lumindia_> ghaga
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15:55 <Cepheid> Basically, everything near you, you can make out to some degree. After a certain distance, edges begin to blur. And it gets progressively worse at a very quick pace until eventually distant objects are so blurred they mix with other colours, and basic shapes can't be differentiated from other basic shapes.
15:56 <Lumindia_> I'ma ware of what nearsightedness is
15:56 * Lumindia_ is nearsighted himself
15:56 <Cepheid> Heh.
15:56 <Cepheid> Shapes start blurring on me at a foot away.
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16:26 <Cepheid> I'm starting to think I suffered a kick to the head in one of my dreams that has actually impacted me.
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16:29 <TheYoloPony> I found a note in my home...
16:29 <TheYoloPony> It says "Your Gay XD"
16:29 <Thelema5> I'm guessing you have siblings?
16:30 <TheYoloPony> I have Friends
16:34 <Thelema5> Seems like an odd note for a friend to leave
16:41 <Schism> Hmmmm, Void Ark unlocked.
16:43 <TheYoloPony> Can a unicorn possibly have a spell that can make a pig fly?
16:44 <Thelema5> undoubtedly
16:44 <Thelema5> Either through levitation or transformation
16:45 <TheYoloPony> The other day my friend told me that he would stop booping my nose when pigs fly.
16:46 <TheYoloPony> I want that spell
16:46 <Thelema5> Do you have access to a pig?
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16:47 <TheYoloPony> Yes
16:48 <Thelema5> boop it's nose
16:48 <TheYoloPony> The pigs nose, or my friends nose?
16:48 <Thelema5> The pig.
16:48 <Thelema5> I wouldn't refer to a person as "it"
16:49 <TheYoloPony> Ok i booped its nose
16:49 <TheYoloPony> Now what?
16:51 <Thelema5> Now nothing. That's not part of the spell.
16:51 <Thelema5> Silly.
16:52 <roflin> bamboozled again
16:54 <Cepheid> So apparently a couple in California have bought an entire street that was lined with houses that rich folk own. And the people who live on the street can't do anything about it, since legally, the reason the street was put up for sale is that the homeowners association apparently failed to update contact and address information, so any bills for taxes went to the wrong address.
16:54 <Cepheid> And because the city wanted its taxes, they put up the street for sale, the asking price being what the taxes amounted to.
16:54 <Cepheid> Which was something like a thousand dollars.
16:55 <Thelema5> How in the world is a street privately owned?
16:55 <Thelema5> Isn't usually municipal or state property?
16:55 <Cepheid> I dunno.
16:55 <Cepheid> But apparently due to how it was set up, it was allowed.
16:56 <Thelema5> I hope they start charging the homeowners a toll
16:56 <Cepheid> As a result, two people now own the street and are deciding what to do with it. They're debating paid parking.
16:56 <Thelema5> XD
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16:57 <Cepheid> And from the sound of things, there's nothing the people who live on that street can do about it.
16:57 <Thelema5> Geez, it's a ritzy street. Diane Feinstein and Nancy Pelosi have both lived there
16:58 <Thelema5> Oh, I see- it's a private gated community, not a public roadway... the entrance is gated.
16:59 <Thelema5> Good for the buyers.
17:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: The Top 10 Pony Videos of July 2017 [ http://tinyurl.com/y8k4m9dj ]
17:02 <Cepheid> According to the parents, they should be home in an hour or so. They'll be home for half a day or so, then head down to Toronto and not return until Friday.
17:03 <Schism> They'd better pay your cats lots of attention while they're there.
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17:13 <Cepheid> Gods I hope so.
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17:18 * Cepheid surfs around the room atop a cartoon-style surfing wave of black slime.
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17:25 * Cepheid rides over to Filly_Nightmares and hands them a muffin.
17:26 <Schism> Ah. Cepheid: Sure enough, Haddock is for sale.
17:28 <Cepheid> Heh.
17:28 <Cepheid> Buy a few stacks of it. Wait until the fair ends, then sell the haddock on the marketplace.
17:29 <Divide> No good, it's Marketplace Prohibited.
17:29 <Cepheid> Ah.
17:31 <Schism> What is selling like mad, however, is the humble Popoto.
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17:32 * Cepheid hums. He can't figure out how to solve a critical flaw in his story.
17:33 <Cepheid> I have the explanation given by my dream, but honestly I'm not sure it would work well in the story.
17:34 <TheYoloPony> Stay out of ma shed OK?
17:35 <Cepheid> I guess I'll go with what my dreams suggested, and work around it somehow.
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17:35 <Schism> We... don't mention those videos here.
17:37 <TheYoloPony> Schism Ok, then what you wanna talk about?
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17:38 * Schism shrugs, "I'm just playing FFXIV, so. I'm just saying - bad idea to talk about certain things here."
17:39 <Thelema5> I just learned that faust justified AJ's pigs by explaining that they are kept to find truffles. Bullet dodged.
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17:40 <Librarian> i had an unpleasant experience on the park
17:40 <Librarian> owo
17:40 * Schism boops the Librarian. "Howso?"
17:41 <Librarian> this time my big dog sniffed a random guy and then he went afetr me and started saying thta my dog had bitten him
17:41 <Librarian> i calmly refuted him and he keft just in time before i got annoyed
17:42 <Thelema5> You gotta keep your dogs away from people. They should never be allowed to get close enough that getting bitten is even possible
17:42 <TheYoloPony> What do ya think a real hay burger would taste like?
17:42 <Librarian> had he actually been biteen i would have taken respoinsiblity, be my dog barely licked him
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17:42 <Librarian> i keep them away, the path was narrow
17:43 <Librarian> ill take the wide path next time
17:43 <Thelema5> Good idea
17:43 <Thelema5> Is this the same dog that sent a man to the hospital to get stitches?
17:43 <Librarian> yes
17:43 <Thelema5> Yeah, you really have to keep him on a short leash.
17:44 <Librarian> i love the big dummy, but he gets still things he is a puppy
17:45 <Librarian> his leash is short, and i dont let him get near anything, espacially other dogs
17:47 <TheYoloPony> Ponies are vegans right?
17:48 <Tirek> Actually, horses can and have eaten and digested meat before.
17:48 <Tirek> It just not very often, if at all, they actually eat it.
17:48 <Tirek> So, yes.
17:48 <Tirek> I don't think "vegan" counts if they're legitimately herbivores, though.
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17:49 <Tirek> Vegan isn't just about eating plant products, I don't think. It's something about cruelty-free, and non-GMO produce.
17:49 <Thelema5> Horses can and do eat meat- but pinkie pie stated that MLP ponies are "strictly vegetarian"
17:49 <Tirek> I don't recall it actually stated in-show, so I wasn't aware.
17:50 <Tirek> I still don't think 'vegan' applies here. :v
17:50 <Schism> It is as I expected... the Popoto is at 1,000 gil and climbing.
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17:51 <Thelema5> In the song "You gotta Share" from Over a Barrel, yeah. Actually it's "Completely vegetarian", not "strictly". I was mistaken
17:51 <Thelema5> And no, vegan definately doesn't apply.
17:51 <Thelema5> We've seen them eat eggs, I think
17:52 <Thelema5> Butter is mentioned a few times, and we definately see pats on butter on pancakes in the show
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17:52 <Tirek> They also consume milk, and use it in cooking.
17:52 <Tirek> Cheese, too, I think.
17:52 <Thelema5> Right.
17:53 <Thelema5> So animal products seem to be common- just not meat
17:53 <TheYoloPony> Lots of people have told me ponies are vegetarians or vegans but i've thought otherwise
17:53 <Tirek> I'm pretty sure Vegetarian just means no meat, whereas Vegan means no animal products.
17:53 <Thelema5> Right.
17:53 <Tirek> So, yes, ponies be vegetarian.
17:54 <Tirek> Also, re:vegan, no gmos, as well.
17:54 <Tirek> Even though gmos aren't even the least bit unhealthy for you, and humans have been genetically modifying produce since the dawn of agriculture.
17:55 <TheYoloPony> sometimes i've seen them consume dairy and one time even meat.
17:55 <Thelema5> Are you talking about MLP ponies, or real-world ponies?
17:56 <TheYoloPony> so whenever i tell the people who fully believe that they are vegetarians that they are all like "Oh no you're wrong bro!"
17:56 <TheYoloPony> both
17:57 <Starlight_Glimmer> TheYoloPony: Welcome back DerpyMuffins
17:57 <Thelema5> I don't think they've shown ponies eating meat in MLP. There have been a few references to meat products, like gravy, but no instances of meat being consumed.
17:57 <Starlight_Glimmer> Back to trolling I see
17:57 <TheYoloPony> Starlight_glimmer whats up my bruh?
17:58 <TheYoloPony> starlight_glimmer have ya been good?
17:58 <Thelema5> It's interesting to note that the human counterparts /do/ eat meat, as we see twlight and flutters consume burgers in Equestria Girls
17:59 <Tirek> Soyburgers!
18:00 <TheYoloPony> thelema5 theres one time i saw in the show a sandwich that had a slice of some sort of meat in it or something
18:00 <Tirek> Oh, right, that.
18:00 <Tirek> A point of contention for many years.
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18:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by ExplodingPonyToast: In Your Head Like A Catchy Song Remixes/Covers from Aurelleah, DoTheDaringDew and 174UDSI! [ http://tinyurl.com/y6vg3od2 ]
18:01 <Thelema5> The only possible exception I'm aware of os in Griffon the Brush Off- pinkie roasts a marshmallow. Marshmallows are made with Gelatin- a substance derived by boiling the bones and connective tissue of animals
18:01 <Thelema5> *is
18:01 <TheYoloPony> http://imgur.com/G2mi7x0
18:01 <Starlight_Glimmer> There are repacements for that though
18:01 <Starlight_Glimmer> replacements*
18:02 <Thelema5> TheYoloPony, that could be almost anything.
18:03 <Thelema5> Starlight_Glimmer, there are. I've actually have vegan marshmallows before- they're not very good. The texture is all wrong... they're gummy.
18:03 <TheYoloPony> I know but so many people are saying"Oh it's meat OMG!"
18:03 <TheYoloPony> I don't know what to think about it though
18:03 <Thelema5> People say a lot of stupid things.
18:04 <TheYoloPony> I know
18:04 <Starlight_Glimmer> Goldbears - if those are a thing in the U.S. too - have a vegan variant
18:04 <Starlight_Glimmer> I'm pretty sure I had them and wasn't able to taste a difference
18:05 <Thelema5> The show creator has explicitly stated that the ponies in Equestria are vegetarian- so I think it's safe to assume that the mysterious sandwich is free of meat
18:05 <Starlight_Glimmer> Might have gone fully vegan by now
18:05 <Thelema5> The haribo goldbears?
18:05 <Thelema5> Those aren't marshmallow, though- they're gummies.
18:06 <Starlight_Glimmer> Well it's the first that comes to my mind
18:06 <Starlight_Glimmer> Especially since I don't like marshmallows :D
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18:07 <Thelema5> I've seen giant variants of those things. Heh
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18:07 <Starlight_Glimmer> Wonder when he tries again
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18:08 * Thelema5 shrug
18:08 <Schism> ... Heh. Cepheid, you still here?
18:08 <Lumindia_> vegan marshmallows?
18:08 <Cepheid> Hmm?
18:08 <Thelema5> Yeah, they're not very good, Lumindia.
18:09 <Schism> Olive oil sells from the Sahagin for 8g a pop. It is currently 499g on the market.
18:09 <Lumindia_> '-'
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18:09 <Schism> Table salt is selling at 350g.
18:09 <Starlight_Glimmer> I myself fancy only the marshmallow that come in pony form. Only 2 pieces known so far, but they're extra delicious.
18:09 <Thelema5> They're also very expensive. Dandies brand vegan marshmallows are sold for $6 at walmart
18:10 <Cepheid> Schism: Heh.
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18:17 <Cepheid> It's hard to come up with an origin story when all the information you had to work with is basically "Mad Science was used." and "Awakened due to onset of a zombie apocalypse."
18:20 <Cepheid> Ah hell with it. Mad science and change some details around to make it work.
18:24 <Librarian> not thta hard
18:26 <Librarian> i have 3 ideas of the top of my head
18:26 <Cepheid> Heh.
18:26 <Cepheid> It seems outside of my dreams, creativity is not something I am strong in.
18:27 <Librarian> its a natural abilty i have
18:27 <Librarian> i can also make stories based on songs way too easy
18:29 <Librarian> in contrast, my dreams are dull to the point of annoyance
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18:43 * Schism continues making money hand over fish.
18:43 <Schism> (Yes, fish.)
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19:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Ponies Sing: Baby Got Back [ http://tinyurl.com/yb58erak ]
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19:20 <Schism> So, this is how evil feels.
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19:28 <Schism> Rest well...!
19:29 <Librarian> owo
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19:29 <Librarian> they left me alone to answer calls
19:29 <Librarian> predcitably all the phones ring at once
19:32 <Thelema5> It was me calling
19:32 <Thelema5> On every line
19:32 <Thelema5> :p
19:35 <Librarian> nuuuu
19:36 * Filly_Nightmares has sandwiches in her leg holes!
19:36 * Filly_Nightmares runs around Thelema5!
19:37 <Thelema5> I'm noteating that.
19:37 <Thelema5> *not eating
19:37 * Filly_Nightmares eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
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19:39 <Librarian> they are too many halp!
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20:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: GoFundMe For Cobalt Comet (Octavia) [ http://tinyurl.com/yakoasel ]
20:24 <Thelema5> I feel like I've been seeing a lot of this kind of thing lately ^
20:25 <Thelema5> Helping out a friend in need is all well and good- I just hope people aren't preying up other's sympathy and generousity
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20:34 <HyperDash> *boops the pones*
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21:00 <Finwe> I'm luckylucky, full moon tonight.
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21:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Community Soapbox #43 - Cadance and Immortality, Recent Clop Poll, Donkey Cutie Marks, and More! [ http://tinyurl.com/y9lnng4v ]
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21:02 <Finwe> Mr uni.
21:02 * Finwe doffs hat.
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21:03 <uni> salutations, RAdm. Finwe
21:03 * uni hats on Finwe
21:03 <Finwe> o3o
21:04 * Finwe doffs his uni.
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21:13 <uni> hehe
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21:20 <Thelema5> Bye!
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21:54 * DerpyBot catches the muffin with her mouth and eats it before anyone can see which side is up
21:54 <Gladiolus> !flip
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21:59 * Surreal_Nightmares hats him on Butter Uni!
21:59 * Gladiolus o3os
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21:59 * uni floofs?
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22:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Equestria Girls "Magical Movie Night" DVD Specials Release Today [ http://tinyurl.com/y9dlr25z ]
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22:10 * uni nyaaas!
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22:44 <CleverDerpy> hiya
22:44 * Schism boops CleverDerpy with some materia!
22:45 <Hamtramck> okay so one time i junctioned the knights of the round esper to a white mage
22:47 * CleverDerpy pokes the thingy
22:47 <CleverDerpy> what is it?
22:47 <Schism> Magic stone!
22:48 <Hamtramck> if you walk into the forest alone, at night, they may get stolen by a ninja.
22:48 <Hamtramck> in the daytime.
22:49 <Hamtramck> i should grab the steam version of that sometime
22:50 <Hamtramck> You so the HVAC in my office decided to go on a vision quest this afternoon and the heaters just started blasting
22:50 <Hamtramck> it was not fun
23:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by The Illustrious Q: Hascon Releases Updated Website and New Details on Exclusive MLP Box! [ http://tinyurl.com/yd9uyzbd ]
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23:49 <Hamtramck> Older consoles were weird. Kinda wish modern consoles were weird.
23:49 <Hamtramck> Weird hardware is exciting.
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