Log archive of EquestriaDaily for Monday, 2017-11-06

00:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Followup Interview on BBC Brony Mini-Report  [ http://tinyurl.com/ycq2h2tf ]

00:13 <Schism> Thelema5: Ring around the rosie?

00:13 * Schism puts on a Plague Doctor's mask.

00:14 <Schism> (I know, that's just apocryphal urban legends.)

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00:43 <Schism> "Ties.  What manner of sapient came up with ties...?" "Fashionable Noose, a pony designer of some repute." "Oh.  Is that pony still alive?" "No."

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01:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Rainbow Dash Sporty Beach Fashion Equestria Girls Mini Listed on Amazon [ http://tinyurl.com/ybxpqgz7 ]

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01:26 <Schism> Hmmm, some ponies know how to use the truth like a whip.  Like Lady Applejack Malus of House Rosaceae.

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01:46 <DashedRainbows> Welcome back Thelema5

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02:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Nightly Discussion #1250 [ http://tinyurl.com/y72pqog3 ]

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02:25 * CleverDerpy wiggles

02:27 <DashedRainbows> How's it going?

02:27 <CleverDerpy> well, a bit better than yesterday

02:28 <DashedRainbows> That's good

02:28 * Schism hugs the CleverDerpy, and this time offers some hoofprint cookies! They're like thumbprint cookies, but much larger, and filled with apple preserves.

02:29 * CleverDerpy noms the muffins and hugs Schism

02:32 * DashedRainbows hugs the CleverDerpy. Sigh

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02:52 <Librarian> Is anyone good with photoshop?

02:53 <Librarian> i could use help with editing something

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03:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by ExplodingPonyToast: Music: ExplodingPonyToast, LutariFan & ThatMusicBrony - Start Again (ThatMusicBrony VIP) [Future Bass] [ http://tinyurl.com/y8spl9ko ]

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03:15 * Schism splorfs at this statement. 'Dracula didn't want to drink Harker's blood, folks! Dracula was just trying to avoid paying his lawyer. ...my clients and Dracula have a lot in common, come to think of it.'

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03:22 <DashedRainbows> !plot

03:22 <DerpyBot> *wigglewiggle*

03:22 <Schism> *wigglewiggle*

03:22 <DashedRainbows> *wigglewiggle*

03:22 <Divide> *wigglewiggle*

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03:33 <DashedRainbows> !link

03:33 <DerpyBot> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw - In the Navy

03:34 <DashedRainbows> That's a bust

03:40 <CleverDerpy> *points to a priceless statue sculpted of a pony from the mid chest up* "no, that... is a bust..."

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03:40 <CleverDerpy> leonieghdo Derpvinci made that

03:41 <DashedRainbows> Yup

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03:42 <CleverDerpy> no, he was not a genetically enhanced assassin adolescent tortoise...

03:42 <DashedRainbows> No, he was a pony

03:44 <CleverDerpy> long before earth ponies found the crafting art of airships, he invented a device that could fly using earth ponies' strong legs to peddle a device that would keep them air borne

03:44 <CleverDerpy> unfortunately, the design wasn't good aerodynamically and was never really shall we say, "took off?"

03:45 * CleverDerpy squees

03:45 <CleverDerpy> derpy loves art, and studying it is fun~

03:46 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> CleverDerpy, Remember.

03:46 <DashedRainbows> Yes art can be fun

03:47 * Schism notes to CleverDerpy, "Is he perhaps related to Leonard da Quirm?"

03:47 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Education is Power, Joy is vulnerability, CleverDerpy.

03:48 <Schism> He created a transport which could be submerged, in a marine environment, and thus thoughtfully called it a 'Going-Under-The-Water-Safely Device'.

03:59 <DashedRainbows> I love the moral of this episode. Don't trust contractors.

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04:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: MLP Belt Buckles and More Listed on Buckle Down [ http://tinyurl.com/y9flecfh ]

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04:19 <DashedRainbows> Who knew ponies grew up? Not Rarity

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04:22 <KooK> Harble

04:25 <DashedRainbows> Harble

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04:30 <DashedRainbows> I don't think you ever out grow ice cream

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04:32 * Thelema5 just ate some pistacchio almond ice cream

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04:36 <DashedRainbows> Twisty X Rarity

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04:41 <DashedRainbows> Scootaloo is so smart.

04:43 <Thelema5> Evidence?

04:48 <DashedRainbows> She slingshoted to Cloudsdale without dying

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04:48 <Schism> https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f7/80/39/f78039c51ca9c7f8695c6c832efc272f.png

04:49 <Schism> Alternately: http://ponyderivative.com/images/images/cmc-angry-birds.png

04:49 <DashedRainbows> Wing hands and bath time

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04:52 <DashedRainbows> How does Scootaloo know all this?

04:55 <DashedRainbows> Wing fingers 0.o

05:01 <DashedRainbows> Dashie is so cute

05:03 <DashedRainbows> Big Mac X Sugar Belle

05:03 <DashedRainbows> So much shipping this season

05:09 <CleverDerpy> derp?

05:09 <DashedRainbows> Hey

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05:12 <DashedRainbows> Feather Bangs is just ridiculous

05:18 <Thelema5> YEs

05:18 <Thelema5> He gets all the fillies though

05:21 <DashedRainbows> That face

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05:36 <Thelema5> I don't even know if I can bring myself to go in to work tomorrow

05:37 <Thelema5> There is practically no constructive reason for it; I'm just undoing work I've already done

05:40 <KooK> yawnage

05:40 <KooK> I can't sleep

05:41 <Thelema5> Me either

05:41 <Thelema5> I'm too stressed

05:41 <KooK> I found somebody, after so many years and years, I found somebody I want to be with.  And they're married...

05:41 <Thelema5> Ugh, that's the worst.

05:41 <KooK> Thelema5, let's both just stay in our beds tomorrow

05:42 <Thelema5> I hope you don't have the idea that you'll somehow break them up

05:42 <KooK> Hell yes that idea has been running through my head for weeks :D

05:42 <CleverDerpy> holy mother of celestia

05:42 <KooK> haha

05:43 <KooK> I know, it's not a good idea

05:43 <CleverDerpy> I just checked my most viewed work

05:43 <CleverDerpy> it's over 7k on one work

05:43 <Thelema5> Not cool.  Be there in case something does happen... but if you act to disrupt the relationship it'll come back to haunt you both

05:43 <Ali> CleverDerpy must be a good artist or something.

05:43 <KooK> Granted

05:43 <Thelema5> CleverDerpy is very clever

05:44 <Thelema5> which work is it, CleverDerpy?

05:46 <KooK> Either way, I'm picking up my motorcycle in 2 weeks so at least I got that going for me

05:46 <CleverDerpy> I dun think I can share here, it's kinda... not safe for woona

05:46 <KooK> If I can't have love, I'm just going to buy things :D

05:46 <Thelema5> Ooooh, new motorcycle?  What's it like?

05:46 <Thelema5> Fair enough CleverDerpy

05:46 <KooK> Thelema5, you wouldn't approve of this bike

05:47 <CleverDerpy> it's just weird

05:47 <Thelema5> I don't force my perspective on others

05:47 <CleverDerpy> I had no idea anything I did would get 7k

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05:47 <CleverDerpy> no matter what it was

05:47 <KooK> I had one before about 5 years ago, actually I might have been in this chat when I sold it.  This one I'm getting is a bit differen tthough.

05:47 <CleverDerpy> and on one of my websites, I also got almost 700k views total

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05:48 <CleverDerpy> which is 7k short of it now, acutally

05:48 <Thelema5> Wow!

05:48 <CleverDerpy> and that means I got 3 7s... do I win da jackpot?

05:48 <CleverDerpy> but if my math is correct, that puts me only 300k short of 1 million hits

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05:49 <Thelema5> My most viewed thing was a hiking video that got 1.3K views and I thought that was alot XD

05:49 <DashedRainbows> On days like this I wonder why am I here

05:49 <KooK> Long story short, it's the last year they made motorcycles that were "Unrestricted," aka this one can do 200+ mph

05:49 <CleverDerpy> cuz you get free muffins and pettings

05:49 * CleverDerpy gives him a free muffin and pets

05:49 <Thelema5> That's insanely fast, KooK

05:50 <KooK> Ah, I guess

05:50 <Thelema5> I like having you here, DashedRainbows

05:50 <CleverDerpy> you're a fast pone

05:50 * DashedRainbows sighs

05:50 <CleverDerpy> Thelema5 likes you, derpy likes you too~

05:50 <Thelema5> I don't have many friends

05:50 <CleverDerpy> you have earned a place in our pony hearts~

05:50 <DashedRainbows> I have no idea why

05:50 <DashedRainbows> I'm always so moody

05:51 <CleverDerpy> my father told me some wise words

05:51 <Thelema5> Nah, you're just honest

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05:51 <Thelema5> Most people are full of horseapples

05:51 <DashedRainbows> Honesty hasn't done much for me

05:52 <CleverDerpy> he said "now derp, sometimes it's not what you say that counts, it's what you aim to be, and you can tell it's working if people respect you genuinely for it.

05:52 <DashedRainbows> Hmm, that is wise

05:52 <CleverDerpy> you don't have to say a word, but when you speak, you choose the words that easily make you a favorite around here, derpy likes you lots

05:53 <CleverDerpy> remember, genuine means no fake liking, from either side, they genuinely feel you are just a good pone

05:54 * Thelema5 huggles the DashedRainbows

05:54 * CleverDerpy huggles the DashedRainbows too!

05:54 <DashedRainbows> Anyway, my head hurts, so I'll be going. Thanks

05:54 <Thelema5> Feel better!

05:54 <CleverDerpy> get well soon~

05:54 <CleverDerpy> I like dat pone

05:54 * CleverDerpy sits and derps

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06:01 <Thelema5> Sometimes its hard to keep going, to keep staying the course.  I can feel depression creeping back in because of my job situation, but I am determined to not let it affect me

06:01 <Thelema5> I've been on the positive side of that monster for 3 years now, I really want to keep it at bay

06:01 * CleverDerpy gives Thelema5 a muffin and nuzzles her, snuggling next to her

06:02 <Thelema5> Thanks, CleverDerpy.  You're a good friend

06:02 * CleverDerpy purrs

06:02 <CleverDerpy> Thelema5 has been there for derpy

06:02 <CleverDerpy> derpy needs to be there for Thelema5

06:03 <CleverDerpy> it's not rock science

06:03 * Thelema5 sniffles a bit

06:03 <CleverDerpy> it's just wub~

06:03 <CleverDerpy> why is Thelema5 crying?

06:04 * CleverDerpy tries to lick away the tears

06:04 <CleverDerpy> you're good pone, you'll be oki~

06:04 <Thelema5> I'm losing my job in a few days, I've never been unenployed, and the situation makes me feel helpless, and useless, and scared

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06:05 <CleverDerpy> derpy knows da feeling, she lost her mailmare job years ago

06:05 * Thelema5 nods

06:05 <CleverDerpy> but das oki, she is still here,

06:05 <CleverDerpy> even if things da baddles, derpy will do what it takes to make Thelema5 feel goodles~

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06:06 <Thelema5> Thanksies

06:06 <KooK> Thelema5 https://imgur.com/a/otPV4

06:06 <KooK> That's my old one, basically the same thing, different colors

06:06 <CleverDerpy> it's probably not derpy's business, but why are you leaving?

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06:06 <Thelema5> I applied for work with another company but I haven't heard back.  Even if I did I'll die if I have to go through an interview process and everything

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06:07 <Thelema5> CleverDerpy, I'm not leaving- the company is.  Going out of business.

06:07 * CleverDerpy whimpers and tries to comfort Thelema5

06:07 <CleverDerpy> derpy is all weirdy feeling about this, get better soon

06:07 <Thelema5> KooK, that looks super futuristic

06:08 <DashedRainbows> Ugh

06:08 <CleverDerpy> you're back?! yay~

06:08 <DashedRainbows> Can't even sleep right now

06:09 <Thelema5> Same here. Been having bad dreams

06:09 <DashedRainbows> Wonder why my head hurts so much right now

06:09 <Thelema5> Could be the full moon?

06:09 * CleverDerpy whines

06:09 <CleverDerpy> derpy is sad for her friends!

06:09 <DashedRainbows> Is it today?

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06:10 * CleverDerpy offers herself as a pillow for Thelema5 and DashedRainbows

06:10 <Thelema5> CleverDerpy, don't be sad for me!  I'll be okay.  It'll just take some time to get my footing I guess.

06:10 <KooK> It's an 18 year old design, at least :D

06:10 <CleverDerpy> maybe you both need sleep

06:10 <CleverDerpy> sleep on da derp, she doesn't mind!

06:11 <DashedRainbows> Honestly, as long as I don't do anything that stupid again or have to go in again I'm ok

06:12 <CleverDerpy> Thelema5, derpy has been panicked all weekend, she just wants to be happy here,

06:12 <CleverDerpy> it's hard to feel that joy when everypony is so down

06:12 <DashedRainbows> Yeah

06:13 <DashedRainbows> That weekend was fun yet horrible

06:14 <CleverDerpy> please be good, derpy is all confuzzled and tired

06:14 <DashedRainbows> Yeah, I tend to be. So I guess I'll try to sleep again.

06:14 <Thelema5> CleverDerpy, I'm fine.  Don't let yourself be troubled

06:15 * CleverDerpy hugs both and licks both on the cheek

06:15 <Thelema5> Life has problems, but then we move forward and surmount them.

06:15 <DashedRainbows> Yeah

06:16 * Thelema5 has people asking what he wants for his birthday- and he doesn't really have a good answer. That speaks volumes

06:17 <DashedRainbows> Anyway I'll go try to get some sleep and let y'all enjoy the night. Have fun

06:17 <CleverDerpy> it's gotten to the point where if people ask me that, I just say money, cuz I can spend that any way I like

06:17 <Thelema5> G'night!

06:17 <CleverDerpy> Thelema5, when is your birthderp?

06:19 <Thelema5> A month from today

06:20 <Thelema5> But the important part to me is that I have people who care enough to ask

06:21 <Thelema5> Also that I am comfortable enough in my situation that I'm not sure what to tell them

06:21 <CleverDerpy> does that mean derpy is bad?

06:21 <CleverDerpy> for asking?

06:22 <Thelema5> Not one bit! I mean it's great that I have people in my life who care enough about me to ask me things like when my birthday is and what sort of things I might like

06:23 <CleverDerpy> derpy has an idea already~

06:23 <Thelema5> I've been totally alone before

06:23 <CleverDerpy> Thelema5 wants... cake~

06:23 <CleverDerpy> derpy will make a muffin cake~

06:23 <Thelema5> Cake is great, if you can keep Celestia from eating it!

06:23 <CleverDerpy> Thelema5 wants... a party~

06:24 <CleverDerpy> something nice but not too formal for Thelema5 or her guests~

06:24 <CleverDerpy> Thelema5 wants... presents~

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06:24 <CleverDerpy> so she can feel wanted and loved by the people around her, giving a purpose to the celebration outside of just being together, which is also a good present~

06:24 * Thelema5 would not be upset by a small party of friends. Presents are not needed

06:25 <CleverDerpy> is derpy right though?

06:25 * Thelema5 huggles CleverDerpy

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06:28 <Thelema5> I ate turnips for the first time today

06:29 <Thelema5> Not a vegetable I grew up with or was familiar with.

06:29 <Thelema5> But I read a bunch of recipes which called for it, so I included it in my meal...

06:30 <Thelema5> Love it.  Will definately use it again.

06:30 <Thelema5> I love it when I can expand my personal worldview

06:35 <Heartbreak> Thelema5 you can also carve them for halloween.

06:35 <Heartbreak> And they look rather frightening.

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06:37 <Thelema5> So I've read

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06:42 <Thelema5> Are they a member of the Brasicae?  Because that would make a lot of sense flavor/texture wise

06:43 * Thelema5 loves the Brassica

06:45 <Schism> Turnips are in fact a brassica.  Turnip greens should make that clear!

06:47 <Thelema5> I've never grown them- only seem them in commerce

06:47 <Schism> Turnip greens are sold on their own, tho...

06:48 <Thelema5> Not that I've seen.

06:48 <Thelema5> They are much maligned in the US for some reason

06:48 <Schism> Northeast, maybe, but in central Ohio they were right there with other collard greens and the like.

06:49 <Thelema5> Weird.  It's a totally new vegetable for me, coming out of the northeast

06:49 <Schism> Mind, if you don't know what you're looking at, this doesn't really look that appetizing.  http://tinyurl.com/yd3d7v3y

06:50 <Schism> This does, tho.  o3o  https://granddiamondseasoning.com/images/uploads/Sauteed-Turnip-Greens_large.jpg  Pancetta...!

06:51 <Thelema5> I think my older relatives liked the root, judging by their thanksgiving requests... but honestly it always seemed like a strange old-fashioned thing to me

06:52 <Thelema5> But for the record, I'm now a fan.

06:52 <Schism> Heck, slice and fry the turnips in fat.  o3o

06:53 * Thelema5 has never met a Brassica he doesn't like

06:53 <Schism> Another variant of the brassica you may appreciate: mustard greens.

06:53 <Thelema5> Yus

06:53 <Schism> Oh, you've had those?

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06:54 <Thelema5> There's a jamacian restaurant in a nearby town which sells them simmered with hamhocks and other lovely things

06:55 * Schism nodnods!

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06:55 <Schism> What in the world--

06:55 <Schism> You know how 'zoom and enhance' is a ridiculous fantasy?

06:56 <Thelema5> yus?

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06:58 <Thelema5> but I have to skip out and go to bed because holy  crap- I have be be alive and alert at my job in 7 hours.  Sleep is required!

06:58 <Schism> http://letsenhance.io - This... is an interesting sort of thing.

07:01 <Schism> Anyhoo, sleep well!

07:01 <Thelema5> Thanksie

07:02 <Thelema5> goodnight!

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07:14 <Schism> This... is witchcraft.  https://imgur.com/a/8cc62

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07:31 <Tirek> I tried using it.

07:31 <Tirek> Doesn't like Mr. Lightbulb Guy very much.

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07:42 <Schism> Ah, pity.

07:53 <Schism> Card mechanics are rare.  Blind card mechanics are even rarer.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwFIJyWKs1k

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08:11 <ConfusionRift> Hello everypony.

08:11 <Tirek> Welcome.

08:15 <ConfusionRift> I is here, in tha no fun zone!

08:20 <Tirek> I got roped into a Pokemon Mystery Dungeon tabletop game.

08:20 <Tirek> It's gonna be interesting.

08:21 <ConfusionRift> "And by roped I mean they tied me to a chair and made me play it!"

08:21 <ConfusionRift> Just kidding. How is it?

08:21 <Tirek> I haven't played yet. We spent a few hours just kinda trying to figure out what the book wants us to do.

08:21 <Tirek> It's not very nicely organized.

08:21 <Tirek> It's gonna be played every Friday or Saturday.

08:22 <Tirek> Don't know which just yet.

08:22 <Tirek> The story is mostly focusing around one character, since the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon series starts with you being born a human, but waking up one random day in another world as some random pokemon.

08:23 <Tirek> I decided to be a not once-human pokemon out of spite.

08:23 <Tirek> I also picked the least threatening looking beast I could for raughs.

08:23 <Tirek> So my character is Olimimi, a Buneary.

08:24 <Tirek> A flamboyant buneary, to be exact.

08:25 <ConfusionRift> "The most flamboyant... and the one with the highest strength. The heck is that all about?!" :P

08:25 <Tirek> Actually, nah, we're all weak pokemans in a lot of stats.

08:25 <Tirek> I'm the only one so far that isn't a starter.

08:26 <ConfusionRift> Should have gone for a Vanillish. No other Pokemon says EAT ME like that one.

08:26 <ConfusionRift> Normal conventions are kinda boring anyways.

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08:27 <Tirek> Actually, no, I dunno what the other player's gonna be yet.

08:29 <Tirek> But yeah, I'm not sure how this is going to go, I don't know anything about PMD aside from the protagonist was a human and now isn't.

08:29 <Schism> ...Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't Koi ponds just a teensy bit expensive to create and maintain, and highly prized within Japanese culture?

08:30 <Tirek> I know nothing about that! :v

08:30 <Schism> Tirek: Good on you to play a non-human character.  And Buneary is pretty awesome.

08:31 <Tirek> And can't evolve in the wild, usually!

08:31 <Tirek> Which, I didn't actually know until it was too late, whoops.

08:31 <Tirek> But I'm stickin' with it.

08:32 <ConfusionRift> Schism: By my understanding, they are VERY expensive overall.

08:32 <Schism> Tirek: That's fine, it evolves with high Friendship, which probably has some mechanic in the RPG.

08:32 <ConfusionRift> Not to mention the Koi pond has to run constantly and fluidly.

08:32 <Schism> ConfusionRift: When visiting the PM of Japan, Trump got bored and dumped a whole box of fish food into one such pond.

08:32 <Tirek> It has a mechanic in the core game, not the PMD supplement.

08:32 <Tirek> The core game has human trainers as PCs.

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08:34 <Schism> Yeah... ah.  Buneary evolves based on IQ score in the PMD games.

08:34 <Tirek> Hm.

08:35 <Tirek> Neat. I dunno if that translates over into the PMD supplement.

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08:35 <Tirek> Both books are constructed in a way that utterly confused the hell out of me and they're a chore to read through because of how horribly unorganized they are.

08:35 <Tirek> Or, at least, I perceive them as unorganized.

08:38 <ConfusionRift> Yeah, the cheapest (decent) kit I see is about $100. That does not include the plants, fish, filter pads, and water costs. And that's for just fish. A Koi specific one can break bank easy. Oh, and you have to build the space and setup.

08:39 <Schism> ConfusionRift, yeah.  These would be the koi at Akasaka Palace, so I'm going to go so far as to say that a koi pond which is more or less a national treasure costs a fair bit more.

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09:08 <Schism> Oh... oh god.  https://xkcd.com/

09:14 <ConfusionRift> Ooooh. Oh goodness.

09:14 <Tirek> Ha.

09:20 <Schism> Reminds me of this one.  https://xkcd.com/1084/

09:25 <Tirek> The problem when we computerize all of our things. No toaster is safe from the blue screen of death.

09:25 <Schism> Toasters will be used to mine for bitcoins, overheat, and burn all your toast.

09:26 <Tirek> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOgIHOtSZGo

09:26 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

09:26 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about i put spongebob music over that useless $400 juicer

09:27 <Tirek> Do you want some of this delicious FRUIT MEAT

09:28 <ConfusionRift> Yes. Let's make a very energy inefficient, expensive, and useless in its job toaster.

09:29 <Tirek> Or a Juicer with DRM fruit packs, because why not.

09:30 <ConfusionRift> "The Device Cannot Respond." | He, that's a lie. You just responded with an error.

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11:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Morning Discussion #1030 [ http://tinyurl.com/ycpaqg3b ]

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12:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Trixie Trixie Trixie  [ http://tinyurl.com/ybgmu5g3 ]

12:07 <Cepheid> That the Juicer in that video?

12:07 <Cepheid> Er juicero

12:08 <Cepheid> Cause the guy that made it came out with a new product.  Fresh-squeezed Spring water.

12:12 <Cepheid> I have an exam today I didn't study for.

12:12 <ConfusionRift> I just barely started watching it, and... wow.

12:13 <ConfusionRift> El Watero. A machine that squeezes water bottles into a cup, for your convenience.

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12:15 <ConfusionRift> "I have hundreds of questions, but I already know the answers to them. We can safely say that this is... uselesssssssss."

12:15 <Cepheid> Heh.

12:16 <Cepheid> He is banking on the stupidity of the people that fall for the non-GMO, organic and gluten-free fads.

12:16 <Cepheid> Which honestly isn't a bad idea from a financial standpoint.

12:18 <Cepheid> I want to order the special edition of Xenoblade 2, but I'm not sure I can anymore.

12:19 <ConfusionRift> One thing is testing one's stupidity, and another is challenging one's stupidity. This is definitely point 2. I mean, no one, NO ONE wants to spend 5-15 minutes trying to figure out how an ultra expensive juicer works when the $10 one is ready to go. Aaaand they got sliced too. Refunding everyone.

12:19 <Cepheid> Seems like it is less a special edition and more a limited-quantities edition.

12:19 <ConfusionRift> Oh, Console X Classic Edition syndrome.

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12:20 <Cepheid> Confusion, true.  But the owner walks away with investment money and the money of the idiots who did in fact buy it.

12:21 <Cepheid> The fact that he is trying again implies he did actually get something out of it.  Otherwise there is no point in trying.

12:23 <Cepheid> What bothers me more about his latest idea is that he convinced people to invest in it.  It is even more glaring that it is a ripoff.

12:25 * ConfusionRift pukes oil.

12:26 <Cepheid> Now to wait for the next bus...

12:26 <ConfusionRift> The product was out for a year and a half, and was initially $700. Woooooah.

12:27 <ConfusionRift> Wait... haaah. That's how it works.

12:27 <Cepheid> Given people will pay $1300 without tax for a phone, 700 may as well be chump change for them.  Or a better alternative to paying their monthly bills.

12:29 <ConfusionRift> That's true. (coughs) iGarbo (coughs)

12:30 <ConfusionRift> Here's the best part. They're the same people who would buy the new version as soon as it releases, even if said version is not even a year old.

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12:33 <ConfusionRift> Juicero is the kind of product that only Silicon Valley executives would greenlight, propped up by $120 million in venture capital."

12:35 <Tirek> Wait, fresh squeezed spring water? What

12:35 <ConfusionRift> People also found that hand squeezing the bags of juice was both cost effective and far more efficient than using them in the machine.

12:36 <ConfusionRift> Sorry, cost efficient.

12:36 <Tirek> Yes.

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12:40 <ConfusionRift> I'm looking for that one too. The water thing.

12:41 <ConfusionRift> I just got a kickstarter for these people trying to be resellers of natural spring water.

12:42 <ConfusionRift> Oooooooh! Same guy!

12:43 <Tirek> Link?

12:44 <Tirek> I need a taste of these morons'.

12:44 <ConfusionRift> Here's a summary. https://gizmodo.com/juicero-founder-hops-on-silicon-valleys-hot-starvation-1818583147

12:45 <ConfusionRift> here's the starter. https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/fresh-living-spring-water-as-nature-intended-design-health#/

12:45 <Cepheid> Blah.  Bus is packed to the gills.  Feels like a boiler inside.

12:46 <ConfusionRift> $22 for 1 liter of water! Huzzaaaahhh-bleeck! (there goes the oil)

12:47 <Cepheid> Heh.

12:48 <ConfusionRift> Sorry, $16.

12:48 <Cepheid> In other news I can't get ahold of a psychiatrist.  All the ones in this city are overbooked and assuming they are accepting patients, it is at least an I month wait.

12:48 <ConfusionRift> All was 27% off.

12:48 <ConfusionRift> Guuuh.

12:48 <Cepheid> My mental health is likely going to remain untreated for the a good while.

12:49 <Cepheid> I month = 8 month.

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12:49 <ConfusionRift> Ooooh!

12:49 <ConfusionRift> Eeerm, longer than I thought.

12:50 <Tirek> Oh my god. The guy literally just watched Spirit Science episodes and started using their images for his branding.

12:50 <ConfusionRift> Not sure what to think of the overbooked psychiatrists.

12:50 <ConfusionRift> And stolen assets! It keeps adding up.

12:50 <Cepheid> Yeah.  That is gonna be a problem.  I'll have to ask the counselor for advice on which drugs I should try and see if I can convince my doctor to prescribe them on trial applications.

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12:51 <Cepheid> From what my counselor says I would likely need something for borderline personality disorder, and something to mellow out or slow the impulse reactions.

12:52 <ConfusionRift> But would help to make sure the person gives you one prescription, and not a booklet of them.

12:52 <ConfusionRift> Yeah, those are components for very nasty cocktails.

12:52 <Cepheid> Indeed.

12:53 <Cepheid> It is more the impulse reactions I am concerned about.  That's what causes the 0-100 in a split second aggressiveness.

12:55 <ConfusionRift> They're still medications that are very dangerous when combined with others.

12:55 <ConfusionRift> Solo? Sure. But still have to watch over it, especially with those trial runs.

12:55 <Cepheid> I am under the impression that if I can control that, the rest of my problems will work their way towards equilibrium.  Most of my behavioural changes revolve around trying to control the impulse actions.

12:56 <ConfusionRift> Hmmm. Does make sense.

12:56 <ConfusionRift> Okay, getting off that stupid water page. That's like water porn, and it's making me stupid thirsty.

12:57 <Cepheid> Heh.  As for me I need to move around.  Gotta get to my quiet place on campus.

12:57 * ConfusionRift nods.

12:58 <Cepheid> Be back soon.

13:00 <ConfusionRift> Oh, two comments on that other water  tidbit. One, they say they're trying to be carbon neutral and whatnot. Making the glass jugs takes energy and can be a pollutant, especially on more conventional kilns. Two, they say it's filtered raw natural water. That makes no sense. Is it raw or filtered? And if it's filtered, which I'm sure it is, it's the same problem as buying Voss waters.

13:03 <ConfusionRift> They want to expand too, which will make this whole venture that much more pointless with costs and such.

13:05 <ConfusionRift> It's that issue I get to so often. Should I spend $3 on a filling meal that tastes rather good and burn it as I go through the day, or spend $3 on something 1/4 of the size of which I end up burning by just farting.

13:05 <ConfusionRift> *?

13:10 <Cepheid> I'd say you're putting too much thought into these things, honestly.

13:11 <ConfusionRift> but what do you mean by that? I mean, maye I'm just putting 2+2+2+2

13:11 <ConfusionRift> And the thing is that and then then after so of course....

13:11 <Cepheid> It's basically preying on people who are attracted to buzzwords and buzzphrases like "raw, unfiltered", "certified organic" or just "organic", and "carbon neutral".

13:11 * ConfusionRift starts sparking.

13:11 <Cepheid> Which, is pretty much a good majority of the Millenials and later generations.

13:12 <Cepheid> You slap the phrase "Non-GMO" onto a bottle of water, and people will buy it.

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13:13 <Tirek> I wonder how many people I can trick into believing a mineral compound can be genetically modified.

13:13 <Cepheid> The big things now are basically anything that's free of pesticides, gluten, and all-natural.  If you appeal to those "big things", you can, and will, get sales.

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13:13 <ConfusionRift> But water is organic by essence, or is it that we have been drinking sludge from the wastes! And then of course so after will be AAAAH! (explodes)

13:13 <Shoes> https://pics.onsizzle.com/water-water-did-anyone-else-read-the-words-in-different-2888777.png

13:13 <Cepheid> For whatever reason, people latch onto things that are supposedly detrimental to one's health, and go for the exact opposite.

13:14 <Cepheid> You say that eating non-organic foods is what leads to people getting sick, they'll go for organic foods.  You say eating GMO foods is bad for your health, people will want non-GMO foods.

13:14 * ConfusionRift respawns. "What I missed?"

13:14 <Cepheid> The problem isn't that they're right or wrong, though.  It's that people don't want to spend the time to learn or read about anything that's longer than a paragraph, or 140 characters thereabout.

13:15 <Cepheid> I call it the "tl;dr mentality".

13:15 <ConfusionRift> Oh yeah, it's this buzzword pressing and pushing a product that is barely any different than its competitors.

13:16 <ConfusionRift> Hmm, how was it again? I forget the scene of this movie that explains this to a tee.

13:16 <Shoes> Virtual Reality Ready Hard Drive

13:16 <Cepheid> Arguably, I'd say it's more of a "We're pressed for time, so give us the quick facts and details." type of mentality, but it isn't.

13:16 <Cepheid> If people can spend more of their time on their phone than doing their job, they have time to read these articles.

13:16 <Cepheid> All the way through.

13:16 <ConfusionRift> yep.

13:17 <ConfusionRift> It's like how many products have the calorie count on the front of the box. "See? We're healthier!" Check the other product, exactly the same.

13:18 <Cepheid> I've actually been looking at the nutritional information as of late.

13:19 <Cepheid> While my diabetes isn't out of control, I should still be taking care of it.

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13:21 <Tirek> Is water considered organic?

13:21 <Tirek> I thought it was a mineral.

13:21 <Tirek> I can't tell if joking.

13:22 <ConfusionRift> It's... an oddity. I can't really explain it. I don't even know what organic means anymore.

13:22 <Cepheid> I'm actually not sure what water is considered.

13:22 <Cepheid> In this case, ConfusionRift, "organic" is basically non-GMO, and pesticide-free foodstuffs.

13:23 <ConfusionRift> Hah!

13:23 <Cepheid> So, basically, food items that are prone to parasites and disease.

13:23 <Cepheid> I've heard estimates that it takes almost two or three times as much space to grow organic food as it does non-organic food.

13:23 <Cepheid> Because of how much of the crop ends up dying.

13:23 <Cepheid> Or is unusable.

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13:26 <Cepheid> My biggest fear revolving around these crazes is that I somehow get pulled into them by being used as an example of what happens when you don't eat those kinds of things, etc.

13:27 <Cepheid> I'm not exactly the most healthy person out there.  Sinus infection out the wazoo.  Mental health issues.  Diabetes.  Slightly elevated blood pressure.  Two of those I was born with.  One I was genetically pre-disposed to due to both parents being diabetic.  One is a result of the diabetes.

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13:28 <ConfusionRift> I generally tell those people to... ahem, stay away from me. Yeah, it's more explicit than that, but still.

13:29 <Cepheid> I'll BRB.  I appear to have to need to reboot my PC.

13:29 <ConfusionRift> Okayday.

13:29 <Cepheid> Back.

13:29 <Cepheid> ... That took all of one minute apparently.

13:30 <Cepheid> If that.  My clock's slightly off.

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13:30 <Cepheid> ConfusionRift:  Truth told, if anyone ever tried to use me as an example, my impulse control would fail.

13:30 <Cepheid> And I'd likely yell at them.

13:31 <ConfusionRift> I would too.

13:32 <Cepheid> ... Man, I would not want to walk alongside that river today.

13:33 <Cepheid> It's been raining a lot lately, so the river is kind of..

13:33 <Cepheid> It's almost flooding.

13:33 <ConfusionRift> "HeeeeeEEEeeeeelp..." | I definitely am not passing by that river.

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13:35 <Cepheid> "Error in libjavascriptcoregtk-4.0.so.18+0xe3119d:  WTFCrash+0x1d"

13:35 <Cepheid> "WTFCrash"

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13:36 <ConfusionRift> Interesting crash.

13:38 <Cepheid> Inexplicably, eclipse refuses to work with GTK3 now..

13:43 <Cepheid> O(rows() + cols() - i) time for the column operations... Hmm.

13:43 <Cepheid> And we're not allowed to use add(i, null) or remove(i)

13:46 <Cepheid> The provided implementation already meets the addRow() and removeRow() requirements for the table.  No work has to be done there, so it's just a case of addColumn() and removeColumn() I have to do.

13:49 <Cepheid> This requires a translation table.

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14:15 <Cepheid> Hum, that was easier than expected.

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14:18 <Cepheid> Does it meet the prof's requirements..?

14:19 <Cepheid> ... Nope.  But apparently the code I used for testing caught all of the bugs in the prof's implementation.

14:22 <Cepheid> And I'm gonna have to move.  Apparently the cloudy weather we have today decided to end, and now the sun is introducing considerable glare onto my laptop screen.  Back in a bit.

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14:34 <CleverDerpy> derp?

14:34 <RazorSharpFang> Cepheid: Shouldn't the prof's implementation be relatively bug-free?

14:34 <CleverDerpy> hiya RazorSharpFang, Cepheid

14:35 <RazorSharpFang> Hey CleverDerpy

14:36 <Cepheid> Hey.

14:36 <Cepheid> RazorSharpFang:  Yes, ideally.  But there's a catch.

14:37 <Cepheid> See, all of our code implements an interface.  This allows a concrete object implementing the interface to be passed to a testing function which accepts reference to an object that implements said interface.

14:37 <RazorSharpFang> Wait, which language is this in?

14:38 <Cepheid> The test functions, when dealing with the professor's code, are meant to test buggy or incomplete implementations as well.

14:38 <Cepheid> He's forcing us to implement not just proper implementations of algorithms, but testing functions as well.

14:39 <Cepheid> https://twitter.com/XenobladeJP/status/926706854180175873 Apparently, the people are finding that the voice does not match this character.  Both Japanese and English players alike.

14:39 <RazorSharpFang> Okay did not expect that voice

14:40 <Cepheid> Yeah, apparently a lot of people didn't.

14:40 <Cepheid> They expected something more mature-sounding.

14:43 <RazorSharpFang> Btw, which language is your task in, Cepheid ?

14:43 <Cepheid> I actually wonder what her weapon is.  Your weapons are basically anthropomorphic, in a sense.  These magical characters are called "Blades".  Each one provides a weapon to the player through Magic silliness.

14:43 <Cepheid> RazorSharpFang:  Java.

14:43 <RazorSharpFang> Ah, my condolences.

14:43 <Cepheid> I actually don't mind it.

14:43 <Cepheid> Java serves it's purpose similarly to how C or C++ serves it's purpose.

14:43 <Cepheid> JavaScript on the other hand..

14:43 <RazorSharpFang> Java's so verbose that it feels clunky to write in.

14:44 <Cepheid> Compared to little to no verbosity in C or C++?

14:44 <RazorSharpFang> Given the choice between Java and C# I'd choose C# any day, but C# on linux isn't a real thing right now.

14:44 <Cepheid> C and C++, and to a degree, even C#, feels just as clunky as Java.

14:44 <Cepheid> Uh, actually it is.

14:44 <Cepheid> Mono.

14:44 <Cepheid> And it is actually being used.

14:44 <RazorSharpFang> Mono's not a real thing.

14:44 <Cepheid> ...

14:44 * Cepheid sighs.

14:45 <Cepheid> I'm not going to get into this argument any further if you're gonna be like that.

14:45 <RazorSharpFang> Even so, I get sad when I see people writing games in Java. Wrong language choice.

14:46 <Cepheid> For games, yeah.

14:46 <foxy> what is Java?

14:46 <Cepheid> Truth told, any garbage-collecting language is a bad choice.

14:46 <Cepheid> foxy:  One of the major programming languages out there at the moment.

14:46 <foxy> ohh

14:47 <RazorSharpFang> I think Java's big in business information systems right now, so $$$ for java-developers.

14:47 <Cepheid> It is.

14:47 <CleverDerpy> here's my problem with jaca

14:47 <CleverDerpy> (java

14:47 <CleverDerpy> or as I like to call it, jargon

14:47 <Cepheid> Many schools have started focusing on Java ahead of C or C++, or other object-oriented languages.

14:48 <CleverDerpy> java uses methods that are messy, untested, and very unclean

14:48 <RazorSharpFang> I learned programming first with GML (Gamemaker) on my own, and then learned C at university.

14:49 <Cepheid> CleverDerpy:  That is somewhat of a problem among all APIs in every language.

14:49 <Cepheid> It's not exclusive to just Java.

14:49 <CleverDerpy> if langagues are clean enough to use straight up code as it is now, why produce a trash producing garbage center for one langauge

14:50 <CleverDerpy> it's like I tell people as an artist

14:50 <CleverDerpy> you want high res artwork? use PNG, you want low res. use JPEG

14:50 <foxy> ?

14:51 <CleverDerpy> it's visual garble, and they both have purposes

14:51 <Cepheid> I have no idea what you just stated.

14:51 <CleverDerpy> but one is vastly superior to the other, and yet the other is popular

14:51 <foxy> oh

14:51 <RazorSharpFang> My controversial opinion is that WebP > JPG

14:52 <CleverDerpy> now, like java vs C++ for example

14:52 <CleverDerpy> they both have uses

14:52 <CleverDerpy> they're both for different reasons

14:53 <CleverDerpy> but one can be used to present something, and the other is just for being fast and messy

14:54 <CleverDerpy> I would never turn in a JPEG to my graphic design teacher, she expected high quality outputs that are print rwady

14:54 <Cepheid> Okay, and..?

14:54 <CleverDerpy> the point is, java is like the JPEG of Coding

14:54 <RazorSharpFang> I think CD's arguing for a use-case based judgement call on language choice.

14:55 <CleverDerpy> it's got a place, it works, but it's lower quality output

14:56 <Cepheid> By that logic, any language that's not C or C++, would be considered worse than those two languages.

14:56 <CleverDerpy> well, as I stated, everything has a place

14:56 <Cepheid> Because almost all of them in some way are slower than C or C++ because of how they are implemented, or what language features they provide.

14:57 <CleverDerpy> the problem is how clean the actual code is,

14:57 <Cepheid> Garbage-collected languages, as a whole, will always be outperformed by C or C++.  Interpreted languages will always be slower than even garbage-collected languages.

14:57 <Cepheid> I dunno, I consider Java code to be about as clean as C++, if not better.

14:57 <Cepheid> C and C++ code has a tendency to be a disastrous mess because of some features or specific traits.

14:57 <CleverDerpy> I've struggled with java before for outputs,

14:58 <Cepheid> Define outputs.

14:58 <CleverDerpy> quality in, garbage out, no dice

14:58 <RazorSharpFang> Are you talking about building user-interfaces?

14:58 <Cepheid> ...

14:58 <foxy> ?

14:58 <Cepheid> That doesn't tell me anything, CleverDerpy.

14:58 <CleverDerpy> ok, nvm then,

14:59 <Cepheid> I am asking for an explicit example.

14:59 <Cepheid> Not just a catch-all statement of "I put in code, garbage comes out."

14:59 <RazorSharpFang> I maintain that C++ is as terrible as the developer lets it be.

14:59 <CleverDerpy> well, I just wanted to add my two cents, I made a rant, I am sorry I cannot fully explain that rant

15:00 <Cepheid> ...

15:00 <Cepheid> Why am I even discussing this?  I have an assignment I have to work on.

15:00 <CleverDerpy> i dunno, muffin... sorry

15:03 <Cepheid> Hum, the test server says the code is throwing an IndexOutOfBoundsException.  But it won't give me any other details.

15:04 * Cepheid looks at the code. There are at least six methods that throw it.

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15:05 <RazorSharpFang> Do you not have a stack-trace?

15:06 <Cepheid> Test server doesn't give me any information to test.

15:06 <Lumin> Ceph: Generaelly means it's accessing something out of bounds

15:06 <Lumin> *shrug*

15:06 <Cepheid> Yes, thank you for that clear explanation.

15:07 <Cepheid> Got any other obvious tidbits you want to tell me?

15:07 <RazorSharpFang> Well, if you're testing on an interface, that raises the question of what methods are being called with what input.

15:07 <Cepheid> Yes.

15:07 <RazorSharpFang> I don't suppose you get to see anything printed to std::out do you?

15:08 <Cepheid> Let me rephrase this one last time.  The only thing the server is telling me is that it got an IndexOutOfBoundsException.  Nothing else.  No text output, no method names, no stack trace, NOTHING.

15:08 <RazorSharpFang> That's the epitome of lame.

15:08 <Cepheid> It compiles the code, runs it, then spits out what exception, if any, was thrown.  Otherwise, it tells me if I met the requirements or not.

15:09 <Cepheid> It doesn't tell me the inputs it uses.  I can't look at the test code on the server either.  I can't see anything other than "It passed" or "It failed with this exception or requirement missed."

15:09 <Cepheid> It doesn't even tell me the method that threw the exception.

15:10 <RazorSharpFang> That's ultra sucky, man.

15:10 <RazorSharpFang> What are you even supposed to do with that??

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15:11 <Cepheid> That's the problem with this professor.

15:11 <Cepheid> It's pretty much guesswork as to what he wants.

15:11 <Cepheid> He specifies requirements in the form of "Function X must retrieve this, and must do so in O(...) time."

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15:12 <RazorSharpFang> I don't suppose you could link me a copy of (perhaps redacted) the document? You've got me curious now.

15:13 <DashedRainbows> Good morning horses

15:13 <Lumin> me awakens

15:13 * Lumin awakens*

15:14 <Cepheid> The website is available to the public, so you can look at it all you want.

15:14 <DashedRainbows> Hey Lumin

15:14 <RazorSharpFang> Oh sweet, could you PM me the URL?

15:14 <Cepheid> http://people.scs.carleton.ca/~arunka/courses/comp2402/assignments/a3/index.html

15:14 <Cepheid> Eh.

15:14 <RazorSharpFang> XD

15:14 <Cepheid> Others can look at it all they want.  Just don't go toying with the test server, as it requires a secret key.

15:15 <RazorSharpFang> At least they take security seriously.

15:15 <Cepheid> Only one class has bothered to password protect anything.

15:15 <Cepheid> The security of this university is... questionable.

15:16 <RazorSharpFang> `Due November 7th` Best of luck, Cepheid

15:16 <Cepheid> Few years back, the ITS department accidentally installed malware on the network.

15:16 <Cepheid> RazorSharpFang, for the record, I have completed every assignment up until now on the day it was due, and got 100%. :P

15:17 <RazorSharpFang> May your insanity be fruitful and rewarding.

15:18 <Cepheid> For the record, I went into this class' midterm with no studying for it, and came out with a 74%.  I failed to study for it because I didn't have the time, thanks to Discrete Structures and Web Applications.

15:18 <Cepheid> Those two classes take up an inordinate amount of time because of the assignment sizes.

15:19 <RazorSharpFang> Btw, you on Q1 or Q2?

15:19 <Cepheid> Q1.

15:20 <Cepheid> I've already got an implementation that meets the speed requirements.  Just trying to figure out where the IndexOutOfBoundsException is being thrown.  I have an idea, though.

15:20 <RazorSharpFang> `Your test functions will be run against buggy/inefficient implementations` WHY.

15:21 <Cepheid> Found where the exception is being thrown from.

15:21 <Cepheid> ...

15:21 <Cepheid> Okay then!

15:22 <Cepheid> He's throwing it from an argument validity if statement.

15:22 <RazorSharpFang> Cepheid: Strangely enough, there's not a single mention to `throw` or `exception` in the assignment specs.

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15:26 <Cepheid> It's throwing an exception because a method is calling set with a column index greater than the number of columns in the table - 1.

15:27 <RazorSharpFang> Should it not be throwing an exception? :thinking:

15:28 <Cepheid> The problem implies I'm decrementing, or not incrementing appropriately in a method.

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15:32 <Cepheid> Interesting.  The test server *DOES* output useful information.  Exceptions can be thrown with a message.  The server outputs the message passed to the exception constructor.

15:32 <Cepheid> He's trying to access... column 5, but the table only has 4 columns at that moment in time.

15:38 <Cepheid> ...

15:39 <Cepheid> o3o

15:39 <Cepheid> I moved a couple of statements around...

15:39 <Cepheid> And the code works for the server now.

15:39 <Cepheid> I do not feel comfortable with code that works for reasons I don't understand.

15:40 <Cepheid> ... The problem appears to be in removeCol().

15:41 <Cepheid> ... Oh!

15:42 <Cepheid> I see the issue now.

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15:42 <Cepheid> Blah, it was a silly bug on my part.  I decremented the current number of columns before calling table.set() to clear the column I am erasing.

15:43 <Lumin> gg

15:44 <Cepheid> In any case, that completes Q1.  I don't really know why the test function I wrote works, though.  It just adds 5 columns, 5 rows, sets the table values to random integers, then returns true.

15:44 <Cepheid> There's no "return false" to indicate a problem anywhere in the code.

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15:53 <Cepheid> I need to get up for a few minutes.  Eat something, as well.

15:56 <RazorSharpFang> !shoo

15:56 * DerpyBot sways from side to side, quietly humming "shoo be doo shoo shoo be doo"

15:57 <Cepheid> Lunch today... three mandarin oranges, some crackers, some peanuts, some green olives, and some cherry yoghurt.

15:57 <Cepheid> Better than the usual junk I eat at this university.

15:58 <RazorSharpFang> Twitter is pushing me likes of people I follow into my timeline.

15:58 <RazorSharpFang> Like you, Cepheid

15:58 <RazorSharpFang> Why does twitter do this?

15:58 <Cepheid> I am aware.

15:58 <Cepheid> It does this.

15:58 <Cepheid> I'm planning to create a more "professional" account at some point so you don't have to see everything I like, art-wise.

15:59 <RazorSharpFang> Somehow, twitter is becoming worse and worse.

15:59 <Cepheid> My current account will be limited to just art and following artists.  While the other account is what people will see in regards to developments, etc.

16:00 <Cepheid> In fact, I'll go create it now.

16:00 <RazorSharpFang> If twitter shuts down for good, I probably won't care all that much tbh... Its current path is not a good path.

16:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by ExplodingPonyToast: Music: Sable Symphony - Better Off Alone [Post-Hardcore] [ http://tinyurl.com/yb7z5hwd ]

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16:01 * Filly_Nightmares nests on RazorSharpFang

16:01 <RazorSharpFang> Looks like this is happening now.

16:03 <Cepheid> Follow https://twitter.com/andrewrdionne if you'd prefer to not see all my art retweeting and likes. :P

16:04 <RazorSharpFang> :P

16:04 <Cepheid> I brought yoghurt, but forgot to bring a spoon.

16:04 <Finwe> o3o

16:05 * Finwe noms on Filly_Nightmares.

16:05 * Cepheid will solve that later. University cafeteria has plastic spoons.

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16:07 <Thelema5> Hello everypony

16:07 <DashedRainbows> Hey Thelema5

16:08 <Thelema5> Horrible news coming out of Texas, DashedRainbows.  How's the mood over by you?

16:09 <DashedRainbows> I don't go outside. Ok I guess

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16:13 <Cepheid> Hey Thelema5.

16:13 <Thelema5> Hiya

16:13 <CocoPommel> What's the horrible news?

16:17 <RazorSharpFang> The guns went bang bang in a church. Lives lost.

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16:22 <Librarian> hewwo

16:22 <DashedRainbows> Yo

16:23 <Librarian> i broke the 5000 words mark owo

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16:24 <DashedRainbows> Good, I got like 300

16:27 * Akira wiggles into the chat

16:29 <Schism> Earlier question: A shooter attacked a small-town church near San Antonio, killing 26.  Hope everyone here is staying safe.

16:36 * DashedRainbows bites a pineapple

16:36 * Cepheid yawns.

16:43 <Cepheid> RazorSharpFang:  You were saying something about how I was doing this assignment a day before it was due, right?

16:43 <Cepheid> Well, I just completed the major parts of it. :P

16:43 <RazorSharpFang> Good on you, hope you get the rest done in a like fashion

16:43 <Cepheid> I just need to do the test code for Question #2, then I'm done.

16:43 <Cepheid> Which is worth all of 2 points out of 24.

16:43 <Cepheid> As it is, I am sitting at 22/24

16:44 * Cepheid applies The Worm's Tail to Schism.

16:45 <Schism> I'm pretty much almost on hiatus from FFXIV.  But heh, great theme.

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16:46 <Schism> Shinryu Ex doesn't play nice.  Right from the word go, there go two of those platforms.

16:47 * Lumin patpats Schism

16:47 <Cepheid> Also, a note for the rest of you.  If you haven't played the .hack//G.U. trilogy, now might be a good time to.  They re-released it as one package for PC and PS4, with an extra chapter.  Witness the sequel to the series of games and anime that that started the trapped-in-MMO scenario.

16:47 <Cepheid> AKA:  One of SAO's predecessors.

16:48 <Tirek> I need to watch .hack//SIGN

16:48 <Cepheid> It helps to watch it, yeah.

16:48 <Cepheid> It's the start of the .hack series as a whole.

16:48 <Tirek> I remember vaguely watching a few episodes back in the day and being very interested in it.

16:49 <Cepheid> The first quadrilogy of .hack games take place immediately after it.

16:49 <Schism> I has an older such tale - Piers Anthony's Killobyte - floating around the apartment somewhere.  .hack// is better tho.

16:49 <Tirek> Then a sequal to SIGN came out and it was awful.

16:49 <Cepheid> And G.U. takes place after the quadrilogy.

16:49 <Cepheid> With an awesome twist about the main character.

16:49 <Cepheid> Schism probably knows this twist.

16:49 <Schism> Tirek: Hope you don't mean the .hack//Liminality OVAs.

16:50 <Tirek> No, I never watched those.

16:50 <Schism> Ah, you should, they were a glimpse of 'what the hell is going on outside The World?!'.

16:50 <Cepheid> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18SQxu-KtSo I wonder why this song caused the hair on my head to stand up, and send shivers down my spine.

16:50 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

16:50 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about .hack//G.U. Soundtrack - The Whereabouts of Truth

16:50 <Tirek> I think it was Legend of the Twilight.

16:51 <Cepheid> Oh, that's right.

16:51 <Schism> Yeah, that was ... not so good.

16:51 <Cepheid> The re-release *ALSO* includes the extra content that was specific to a pre-order special edition.

16:51 <Schism> Cepheid: Ah, this one's good.  o3o

16:51 <Cepheid> See, the special edition came with an extra disc for the PS2.  It included a bunch of short clips that covered the history of The World, as well as covering events going on outside The World during the events of G.U.

16:52 <Cepheid> It unlocked clips as you progressed through the trilogy.  The re-release includes these clips.

16:52 <Cepheid> Now if only they would re-release the quadrilogy for those of us who missed it.

16:52 <Cepheid> I want to kick Morgana's eye in the EYE.

16:53 <Schism> Cepheid: There's always emulation at least.

16:53 <Cepheid> True.

16:53 <Schism> And yeah, Liminality was released with the first four games.

16:54 <Cepheid> Also, Yuri Lowenthal did Haseo's voice.  He also did Yosuke in Persona 4.  So you know his voice work is good. :P

16:55 <Schism> Well, yes, Yuri Lowenthal's always good.  (Still love his work on I Love Bees.)

16:55 <Cepheid> He apparently complained a bit about doing Haseo, because of all the screaming.  Especially of the name "Skeith"

16:57 <Schism> Hmmm.  And there's the prequel to the .hack// games: '.hack//ROOTS'.

16:57 <Cepheid> It's really, REALLY ironic that Haseo gets Skeith, of all the Phases of Morganna.

16:58 <Schism> All those dead PKs.  o3o

16:58 * Filly_Nightmares noms Finwe and nests on Schism

16:59 <Schism> Also why Skeith... well, the finale of .hack//SIGN.

17:00 <Cepheid> Mmhmm.

17:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Filly Fantasy 2.0 Released! [ http://tinyurl.com/y9vjmpch ]

17:00 <Cepheid> I'm actually kind of surprised any player who ended up in a coma because of The World would return to that game.

17:00 <Cepheid> But numerous characters do so.

17:00 <Cepheid> Er, players*

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17:09 * Schism passes Cepheid some Aromatic Grass.

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17:12 <Cepheid> I cannot recall the .hack anime *THAT* well.

17:12 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Cepheid...

17:12 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> .hack GU?

17:12 <Schism> Oh, this was more the games.  Infection, et al - Mia, a cat person, loves Aromatic Grass.

17:13 * Schism boops Nossy with a Twilight Bracelet.

17:13 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Meep!

17:13 * The_Nostalgia_Mare baps Schism with a Manbearpig claw. "Still on Stick of Truth."

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17:15 <Cepheid> Ah, right.

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17:15 <Cepheid> The_Nostalgia_Mare:  .hack//G.U. was recently re-released as a complete set for PC and PS4.  It also includes a new chapter, *AND* the special bonus disc available only with special pre-order editions of the first game.

17:16 <Nossy|College> I knows.

17:16 <Nossy|College> I got the game already.

17:17 <Nossy|College> I'll start on it after I beaten Stick of Truth.

17:20 <Akira> OwO

17:20 <Akira> Southpark?

17:20 <Nossy|College> Yes.

17:20 <Akira> o3o

17:20 <Akira> I never got past the giant nazi baby.

17:40 <Librarian> i might have liked that show had my brother introduced me to a particulalrly abominable episode

17:40 <Librarian> had not introduced me i mean

17:41 <Librarian> i know its supposed to offend and all that, but that particular scenario was so against my sense of justice that i got really angry

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17:56 <Akira> WHat episode was it?

17:59 <CladdaghRing> Bah. This exotic imported Monster flavour turns out to be grape. Not a fan of fizzy grape. Money somewhat wasted

17:59 * Lumin boops Schism

18:00 <Schism> Lumin, bleh.  Am taking hiatus from FFXIV.

18:00 <Schism> Burnout.

18:00 <Schism> And a few other reasons, admittedly.

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18:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Princess Trixie Sparkle Finale Trailer [ http://tinyurl.com/yc6epxlp ]

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18:01 <Schism> Randomly: Richard Turner is made of pure, unadulterated awesome.

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18:04 <Thelema5> Richard Turner the card mechanic?

18:05 <Schism> Yes.  The blind card mechanic.

18:05 <Thelema5> He was on Penn & Teller: Fool Us for a demo

18:05 <Thelema5> Amazing stuff

18:06 <Schism> Yah, that's the one I watched,  Absolutely fantastic, even when he's telling you what he's doing, you can't tell where he's dealing from.

18:07 <Schism> "When you start shuffling with one hand, that's when people get up and start running away."  X3

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18:46 * DashedRainbows sits on Tempest-Shadow

18:57 <Cepheid> Schism, as someone who appears to be a bit more knowledgeable about diabetes, do you have any idea why starving myself results in an effect similar to that of caffiene, only much stronger?

18:58 <Schism> What sort of effect?  Do you refer to an increase in alertness, or more to the shakes, the feeling of fuzziness, and that kind of ringing sensation which results from hypoglycemia?

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18:59 <Cepheid> Alertness.

18:59 <Cepheid> Extreme alertness.

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18:59 <Cepheid> I feel like starving brings incredible amounts of clarity, focus and alertness to me.

19:00 <Schism> I don't think that's necessarily hypoglycemia, so much as the fact that when we're exceedingly hungry, sometimes we're sharper because we need to be in order to eat.  Burning more energy in starvation mode.

19:00 <Schism> Or something.

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19:00 <Schism> I really don't think that's in any way related to diabetes.

19:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Chubby Hallmark Twilight Ornament Now on Amazon [ http://tinyurl.com/y73lvrth ]

19:01 <Cepheid> Hum.  According to a quick search it is just a case of the brain going "You're hungry, so here's something to help pick you up, focus and look for food."

19:02 <Cepheid> The something in this case being a hormone.

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19:03 <Cepheid> Meanwhile, the other question I have is "why does caffiene cause my vision to sharpen considerably?"

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19:05 <Cepheid> I literally have no idea what my professor wants me to test for Question #2.

19:06 <Cepheid> Every test I've thought up thus far has failed to catch the bugs the professor's implementations has.

19:15 <Cepheid> There.  Got one test down.

19:18 <Cepheid> And there's the other test.  Assignment complete, 100%.

19:18 <Thelema5> Yay

19:21 <Cepheid> Might as well get started on other assignments.  Or perhaps I can study for the midterm at 4.

19:21 <Cepheid> Er, 4:30*

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19:28 <Cepheid> Actually I'm gonna go eat.

19:28 * Cepheid wanders off to cafeteria to eat.

19:31 * DashedRainbows sits on Ali and pokes her horn

19:31 * Ali squeaks and wiggles as her horn is poked.

19:34 * DashedRainbows pets the horsey

19:37 * Ali leans into DashedRainbows pats

19:38 <DashedRainbows> You'd make a good princess

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19:43 * Tempest-Shadow casually horsenoises

19:44 * DashedRainbows feeds her a carrot. Whoa girl

19:44 * Schism provides a Brownie Bun with peanut butter.

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19:48 * Thelema5 yawns and stretches

19:49 * Cepheid returns.

19:49 <MrKulebyaka> good morning Thelema5

19:49 <DashedRainbows> I guess the wine will have to do. I haven't gone to the store to buy cider

19:49 * MrKulebyaka boops DashedRainbows

19:50 <DashedRainbows> Or juice as they say

19:50 <DashedRainbows> Hey MrKulebyaka

19:51 <MrKulebyaka> Whatcha doing DashedRainbows?

19:54 <DashedRainbows> Listening to music trying to stay sane

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19:55 <MrKulebyaka> pony music?

19:55 <DashedRainbows> I don't think the medicine is helping much

19:57 <DashedRainbows> This https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLEUQ6fm7FYRVSX1WnOKslyDyTZ8M4Dtsr)

19:58 <Cepheid> I made a mistake.  I ate some cookies.

19:59 * Thelema5 glances over at the channel and waves hello back to MrKulebyaka

19:59 <MrKulebyaka> Thelema5 is awesome :)

20:00 <Thelema5> Pft

20:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Drawfriend Stuff (Pony Art Gallery) #2435 [ http://tinyurl.com/yazgtqs8 ]

20:00 <DashedRainbows> Nah

20:00 <DashedRainbows> You're awesome, Thelema5

20:01 <Thelema5> Thelema5 is a middle-aged weirdo with crippling anxiety who is about to become chronically unemployed

20:01 <Thelema5> Thanks for the vote of confidence, though

20:02 <DashedRainbows> And DashedRainbows is a horribly confused young adult with no direction in life

20:03 <DashedRainbows> People are resilient it seems

20:03 * MrKulebyaka hugs Thelema5 and DashedRainbows and still belives they are awesome

20:04 * Thelema5 counterhugs!

20:04 <DashedRainbows> I wish I believed it

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20:06 * DashedRainbows hugs MrKulebyaka

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20:06 <MrKulebyaka> You need to hug like this https://i.ytimg.com/vi/wTyU3T_rEOQ/maxresdefault.jpg

20:07 <DashedRainbows> Hmm

20:07 * Filly_Nightmares snoms Thelema5

20:08 <DashedRainbows> How do pony bones work

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20:13 <Thelema5> Ponies have bones?

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20:14 <DashedRainbows> Do they?

20:14 <foxy> yup

20:15 <DashedRainbows> We've seen pony skeletons and Dash broke a wing bone once

20:15 <Tempest-Shadow> Candy bones covered by a marshmallow skin

20:15 <Schism> Daring Do broke her wing too... o3o

20:18 <DashedRainbows> Yeah

20:20 <Thelema5> I feel like we've even seen an x-ray type of image when somepony was hit with lighting

20:21 <DashedRainbows> That too

20:22 <DashedRainbows> So skeletons are magic

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20:23 <Librarian> only for necromancers

20:23 <Schism> There's a skeleton inside all of us.

20:24 <DashedRainbows> I'll probably go to the store today

20:25 <Starlight_Glimmer> !link bone crushing hug

20:25 <DerpyBot> Twilight says she doesn't have anything in the library about that

20:25 <Tempest-Shadow> !link bones

20:26 <DerpyBot> http://derpibooru.org/520396?scope=scpee42627d0fe41defd260a9a964634d390a7aa91d3

20:26 <Starlight_Glimmer> It's cold outside :(

20:26 * Starlight_Glimmer steals warmth from DashedRainbows

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20:27 <DashedRainbows> There's not much in me right now

20:27 <DashedRainbows> Unless you mean literal

20:27 <DashedRainbows> I feel feverish

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20:28 <CleverDerpy> derp?

20:28 <DashedRainbows> Hey CleverDerpy

20:28 <CleverDerpy> hiya, feeling better?

20:28 <DashedRainbows> Not really

20:28 * CleverDerpy sniffs DashedRainbows

20:28 <CleverDerpy> you smell... unwell

20:28 <Starlight_Glimmer> That was of course what I was looking for: https://bakuel.deviantart.com/art/Gabby-Hugs-634021052

20:28 <DashedRainbows> The headache is gone at least

20:28 <Thelema5> The brain is the center of consciousness, and the brain is encased by the skull.  You are inside of a skeleton

20:29 <DashedRainbows> How's the CleverDerpy today

20:30 <MrKulebyaka> Thelema5 sounds claustrophobic

20:30 <CleverDerpy> I am goodles

20:30 <CleverDerpy> i just found out a work i did last night got almost 700 views in one night

20:30 <CleverDerpy> it's... freaky to me

20:31 <CleverDerpy> i might be obsessed with numbers, but dang, that's a record

20:31 <DashedRainbows> Your famous!

20:31 <MrKulebyaka> Can you show it ?

20:31 * DashedRainbows gets her shades

20:31 <CleverDerpy> i wish, but it's not safe for woona

20:31 <CleverDerpy> showing it could put derpy in da box jail

20:31 <CleverDerpy> nopony wants that

20:32 <MrKulebyaka> ok nevermind

20:32 <DashedRainbows> Yeah ok

20:32 <CleverDerpy> sorry muffin

20:33 <CleverDerpy> it's just weird, i never got 100 in one day, now i got 700 overnight?

20:33 <CleverDerpy> i can't figure out where people are finding it

20:33 <MrKulebyaka> somebody posted a link somewhere

20:33 <CleverDerpy> maybe, but...

20:33 <CleverDerpy> does that really make me famous?

20:33 <CleverDerpy> cuz derpy doesn't feel famous

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20:34 * DashedRainbows starts selling CleverDerpy bobbleheads

20:34 <CleverDerpy> i'll take 20~

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20:35 <Thelema5> CleverDerpy, can you tell where the views originated?

20:35 <Thelema5> Congrats, that's great, btw

20:35 <CleverDerpy> in private, it's a site that has lots of other works that woona wouldn't find safe

20:36 <CleverDerpy> don't wanna share directly here

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20:36 <Thelema5> pm me?

20:40 <DashedRainbows> Eh, I think I'll just take a Vistaril then nap

20:43 <Thelema5> Feel better!

20:45 <Thelema5> Ugh, getting called into a meeting

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20:46 <DashedRainbows> It sucks that it knocks you out

20:46 <DashedRainbows> Good luck Thelema5

20:58 * CleverDerpy patpats DashedRainbows

20:59 <CleverDerpy> she's a tough filly, she'll be oki

21:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by ExplodingPonyToast: Music: 174UDSI - Heroes [Orchestral] [ http://tinyurl.com/yb7ufn6b ]

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21:04 <Cepheid> Stupid IRC client.

21:04 <Schism> Cepheid: http://skin-horse.com/ - A superheroine with all the powers of a Canadian Goose.

21:05 <Cepheid> Heh.

21:06 <DashedRainbows> I think the lack of sleep last night it's catching up to me anyway

21:07 <Cepheid> I should not have eaten prior to my exam.  I am feeling sluggish now.

21:09 <Cepheid> Systems programming.  AKA: C programming for idiots.  Midterm mark 87.5.  I didn't study for it either.  :D

21:17 *** Thelema5|away is now known as Thelema5

21:18 <DashedRainbows> Welcome back Thelema5

21:18 <Thelema5> Well it's official... I am laid off indefinately with less than 10% chance of being recalled in March.

21:19 <Thelema5> I will work out the rest of the week and that's it.

21:19 * Schism hugs the Thelema5. "Bleh..."

21:19 <DashedRainbows> Well you already knew this

21:19 * Surreal_Nightmares snugglies Thelema5

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21:20 <Thelema5> I knew it, but now it's all offical.  Got the paperwork to prove it.  :P

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21:21 <FreeTirek> Tirek did nothing wrong

21:22 <DashedRainbows> Ok...

21:22 <Cepheid> Time to silence the phone.  Laters.

21:22 <Schism> See ya round.

21:24 * DashedRainbows hugs FreeTirek anyway

21:25 * FreeTirek gives DashedRainbows some Oreos

21:26 * DashedRainbows squees and licks FreeTirek

21:28 * FreeTirek snuggles next to DashedRainbows

21:30 <Schism> I believe tonight will be cranberry oatmeal chocolate cookies.

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21:34 <Thelema5> I will spend my few remaining days at work using the company's resources to apply elsewhere.

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21:35 <Starlight_Glimmer> I'm sorry to hear that Thelema5

21:35 <Starlight_Glimmer> Good luck. I hope you find something new

21:37 <Thelema5> Thanks.  I've already applied to one place that looks somewhat promising, even if I don't possess 100% of the skills they're looking for.  If that doesn't come through I guess I'll start lowering my expectations and try finding something in the service or retail sectors

21:37 <Ali> NO NOT RETAIL

21:37 * Ali boops Thelema5, bad time to deal with retail

21:37 <Thelema5> I hate retail, but there isn't really much else in the way of work around here

21:38 <Thelema5> A lot of places are hiring for the holidays

21:38 <FreeTirek> -_____- I don't get it, what's so bad about retail?

21:38 <Thelema5> Customers

21:38 <FreeTirek> -_________- I still don't get it

21:38 <Starlight_Glimmer> Also Amazon

21:39 <DashedRainbows> People

21:39 <Tempest-Shadow> Retail is a fairly rough place in some areas, and can be thankless work for many.

21:39 <Tempest-Shadow> people are ultimately the reason retail is not always everyones first or second choice

21:39 <FreeTirek> but.. we're people

21:40 <Tempest-Shadow> And people are fickle, easily rattled, hard to please and not always right. :P

21:40 <Thelema5> Customers don't treat retail workers as people.  They regard them more as servants

21:40 <Starlight_Glimmer> Excuse me? People? I don't see no "people" around here

21:40 <Thelema5> What's this word you keep using, "man"

21:41 <Tempest-Shadow> x3

21:41 <Starlight_Glimmer> To be fair customer service often is quite bad

21:41 <Starlight_Glimmer> All the experience I had with customers (not in retail though) was overwhelmingly positive even if the customer was upset

21:42 <Tempest-Shadow> it's a self-eating snake, tbh

21:43 <Tempest-Shadow> both sides fuel the bad parts of the other

21:43 <Starlight_Glimmer> You can achieve a lot if you work towards a solution with them and don't try to shuffle around the blame, but instead work towards a solution

21:43 <FreeTirek> I think you guys are exaggerating how... ah hem ponies interact with customer services, don't ya think

21:43 <Starlight_Glimmer> As a customer myself though yeah ... Let's say I'm the kind of customer you don't want to screw over

21:45 <Tempest-Shadow> FreeTirek: I've seen many a story on both sides

21:46 <Starlight_Glimmer> I had to contact Namecheap (Domain registrar) support quite a lot because their systems are buggy as hell and lack features. Their customer service isn't fast etiher, BUT every single time I had to contact them I got to talk to an actual human in a for me convenient way and they always solved my problem.

21:47 <Thelema5> Tirek, one time when I was working in retail I was asked by my manager to sweep the floor in a specific aisle... a customer became highly agitated that I would DARE sweep dirt up near him.  He actually grabbed the broom from me and threw it clear across the store.  He then proceeded to complain to my manager about me "insulting him"

21:48 <FreeTirek> Both examples are actually not that bad

21:48 <Thelema5> Of course this being retail the manager sided 100% with the customer and I was issued a disciplinary warning

21:49 <Thelema5> Same manager who instructed me to do it, nonetheless

21:49 <FreeTirek> you didn't get fired, it still isn't that bad

21:50 <Thelema5> Not terrible, but not the way I choose to live my life.

21:50 <FreeTirek> I would do that job for the rest of my life, I wouldn't mind

21:50 <Thelema5> I've put in my time doing crap work for crap people earning crap pay.  I'd prefer to find something else this go around.

21:51 <FreezeFrame> Getting in trouble for something you were explicitly instructed to do by the same person is acceptable? Do you have no dignity, Tirek?

21:52 <FreeTirek> Sometimes I just have to be the doormat for the day.

21:53 <Thelema5> No doubt- every job has it's bad days.  But when it's part of your job description?  No thanks.

21:53 <FreeTirek> (just gonna change my name in case somepony mistaken me for somepony else)

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21:54 <Thelema5> Heh

21:56 <Kettlecorn> I guess I just have really low standards from all you guys

21:56 <Kettlecorn> compare to*

21:59 <Thelema5> For me I think it's just a matter of having attained a certain level of professional achievement; I've become rather fond of my private office, having free agency in my daily affairs, and working to acheive tangible goals on my own terms.  It's been 10 years since I've worked under someone else's mandates.

22:00 <Thelema5> I've brought in more than 20 million in sales for my current company over the past 5 years, and 40 million for the company I worked for before this one.

22:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Episode Poll Results: What Episode of Season 7 Was Best? (Part 2!)  [ http://tinyurl.com/yawwpstb ]

22:00 <Thelema5> So yeah, I'm not too keen to start bagging groceries for some jerk

22:01 <FreezeFrame> Yeah, now that I'm out of retail, I'm never going back.

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22:02 <FreezeFrame> I might still be in a customer-facing position, but if I'm in the right, my supervisors/managers will back me.

22:02 <Thelema5> That's very important

22:03 <Kettlecorn> I've never worked anywhere other than retail before, that's probably why I couldn't compare

22:03 <Thelema5> I'll just have to do some life / goals evaluation in the near future.  Might try going into business for myself if I don't find a position which affords me some personal liberty on the job

22:06 <Thelema5> One thing is certain, I'll not let this setback force me back down the spiral of depression

22:06 <DashedRainbows> good

22:07 <DashedRainbows> I suck at "keeping it together" with adversity

22:07 <Kettlecorn> That doesn't sound good, what happen Thelema5?

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22:08 <Thelema5> I'll also not fall into the habit of killing myself, literally, working endless hours for meager pay again.  Not doing the 80+ hour workweeks.

22:08 <Thelema5> Losing my job, Kettlecorn

22:09 <Thelema5> DashedRainbows, I suck at it too- but the alternative is too bleak to contemplate

22:10 <FreezeFrame> If you don't find anything immediately, could you not apply for unemployment to tide you through?

22:10 <DashedRainbows> yeah, living fix to fix isn't good

22:10 <Thelema5> FreezeFrame, I guess so?  I've never not worked since I was 17... not sure how to do it

22:11 <FreezeFrame> If you don't mind my asking, what state/country?

22:11 <Thelema5> I'll certainly apply for unemployment, I've been paying into it for decades

22:11 <Thelema5> I'm in upstate NY USA.  I know there are benefits available, I'm just not sure of the restrictions

22:11 <Cepheid> That was the most ambiguous exam I have ever seen.  I feel I had a 50/50 chance of passing it.

22:12 <FreezeFrame> Oh, as long as you aren't fired for gross negligence/misconduct, you're fine.

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22:12 <FreezeFrame> (Or as long as you didn't voluntarily quit)

22:12 <FreezeFrame> You may need to appeal an initial adverse decision, but that's easy.

22:12 <Thelema5> I KNOW that you cannot collect unemployment here for any day in which you perfomed ANY work, even if it was only for a few minutes.  Which sucks, because I'll still have my freelance work and will have to choose one or the other

22:13 * FreezeFrame is also Upstate NY

22:13 <Thelema5> Oh! A neigh-bor

22:13 <Thelema5> :P

22:13 <FreezeFrame> So I've actually done the exact same unemployment, just that I did it over a decade ago.

22:14 <FreezeFrame> Anyway, I need to get my rear in gear, I've got a 12 hour OT shift tonight.

22:14 <FreezeFrame> Which means I need to be to work in under 2 hours

22:14 <Thelema5> I've never had to collect before but I think it's absurd that it would prohibit me from taking on side work

22:14 <Thelema5> Good luck!

22:15 <FreezeFrame> I'd say limit your freelance work to only doing it on specific days

22:16 <Thelema5> Yeah

22:16 <Thelema5> Out of curiosity, what county are you in?  If you don't mind sharing.

22:17 <Thelema5> <-- Ulster County Catskills

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22:19 <FreezeFrame> Onondaga County

22:19 <Thelema5> That's not so far.

22:20 <Thelema5> The fingerlakes have some great vineyards

22:20 <Thelema5> XD

22:20 <Cepheid> I am not entirely certain what a county is.

22:20 <FreezeFrame> Subdivision of a state.

22:20 <Cepheid> I see.

22:20 <FreezeFrame> If you're from Louisiana, it's the same thing as a Parish

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22:22 <Cepheid> Apparently counties exist in Canada.  Huh.  Learn something new every day.

22:23 <DashedRainbows> y'all two should meet up.

22:23 <Thelema5> New York has 62 counties, they exisit as the most basic local government.  The heirarchy of government in New York is Federal --> State --> County --> Town --> Hamlet

22:23 <Cepheid> I live in a single-tier municipality.

22:24 <Cepheid> Apparently a municipality is higher than a county in the tiered setup.

22:25 <Thelema5> So the hamlet I live in, Stone Ridge, is a small community bound together with it's neighboring hamlets under a town government- in my case the Town of Marbletown.  That town has a local government which enacts policies for each hamlet.  The county serves the same role in dictating policy for the towns with it.

22:25 <Thelema5> *within

22:26 <Thelema5> Local elections get messy.

22:27 <Thelema5> :p

22:27 <Cepheid> Right. I don't fully understand all of this.  I'm sure it would be of value to me somehow if I was working a government job, buuuut..... I'm not.

22:27 <Cepheid> All I know is that I live in Orleans, which is a subdivision of Ottawa created by annexation more or less.

22:28 <Cepheid> Orleans used to be its own town.  Then the city of Ottawa amalgamated a bunch of nearby towns into itself.

22:28 <Thelema5> All I know is that I pay taxes to too many govenments.

22:29 <Cepheid> Orleans, Kanata, South Keys, and so on.

22:29 <Thelema5> Right

22:29 <Cepheid> Could be worse.  If you work across province lines from where you live, you pay the taxes for both provinces.

22:30 <Thelema5> Yuck

22:31 <Cepheid> Happens to a lot of people that live in this city, or the city across the river.

22:31 <Thelema5> Wel I'm going home.  Or rather, leaving work to go grocery shopping.  I'll be sure to remain courteous and considerate to the workers there.

22:31 <Thelema5> XD

22:31 <Thelema5> Bye!

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22:35 <Schism> Ahh, these cookies will work well.

22:42 <Cepheid> Xenoblade 2 Nintendo Direct tomorrow evening.  Gonna have to watch it.

22:42 <Cepheid> One of the few games this season that I am interested in.

22:44 <Cepheid> Also my back/neck is doing better now.  Suffered wry neck.

22:44 *** CookingWithNossy is now known as The_Nostalgia_Mare

22:45 <Schism> Cepheid: Ah, glad that you can move your neck now.  @_@

22:45 <Schism> Also, nom.  Chocolate cranberry oatmeal cookies = <3.

22:46 <Cepheid> Don't know how I got it.  Probably from a mixture of stress and a long sleep on Friday.

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22:57 <Librarian> back

22:57 <Kettlecorn> Welcome back Librarian

22:58 <Librarian> i can work again, i feel fresh owo

22:58 <Kettlecorn> Did you have a nice nap?

22:58 * Librarian gets out the hairblower

22:58 <Librarian> giant popcorn!

22:58 <Kettlecorn> yay!!

22:59 * Kettlecorn pops!!!

22:59 <Librarian> its so beautifull

22:59 * Librarian gets out the butter with a tear in his eye

22:59 <Librarian> om nom nom

23:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Discussion: What Are You Doing During the Hiatus?  [ http://tinyurl.com/y92cstvo ]

23:02 <Kettlecorn> There is still some corn left that hasn't pop, we need something with more heat

23:03 <Kettlecorn> If only Celestia could move the sun close to Equestria

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23:10 <Schism> Ah, new cookies done.

23:10 * CleverDerpy falls out of the sky on fire

23:11 <CleverDerpy> aaaaaah!

23:11 * Schism puts down a glass of water.

23:13 * Librarian roasts a marshmallow

23:14 <Librarian> toasty

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23:16 * CleverDerpy stops derps and rolls

23:16 <CleverDerpy> last time I got into the dragon realm

23:18 * Cepheid sprays water onto the sky.

23:19 * The_Nostalgia_Mare applies topical burn cream on CleverDerpy.

23:22 <Cepheid> Why were you in the dragon realm?

23:23 <Librarian> they make great marshmallows

23:26 <CleverDerpy> derpy's muffins were stolen

23:26 <CleverDerpy> by some teenage dragons

23:26 * Schism steals some roasted marshmallows, and uses them to make cornflake treats! Provides one to CleverDerpy.

23:26 <Cepheid> Great idea, OSAP.  E-mail me saying you made changes to my OSAP funding amount, then immediately go into a day-long maintenance.

23:26 <CleverDerpy> she got them back...

23:27 <CleverDerpy> at a skydiving cost, on fire!

23:28 <CleverDerpy> You need to hire a lawyer, may I suggest OSNAP, Crackle and Popp

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23:29 * CleverDerpy noms all the yummy treats she's offered

23:29 <CleverDerpy> thankies

23:29 <CleverDerpy> that would be hysterical,

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23:30 <CleverDerpy> can you imagine if there's a lawyer group literally called O'Snap, Krackle and Popp.

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23:30 <CleverDerpy> that actually sounds like a set of dragon lawyers

23:30 <CleverDerpy> we already know one~

23:32 <Cepheid> ...

23:33 <Cepheid> Provincial elections for Quebec.  What's the turnout?  38%.

23:33 <Cepheid> Geezus cripes.

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23:49 <Cepheid> ...

23:49 <Cepheid> Why did they bother doing a study on "giving kids too much cough medicines is bad for them."?

23:50 <Cepheid> Is that like, not common sense?

23:51 <Ali> Cepheid, this it 2017

23:51 <Schism> ... https://imgur.com/a/PE8aY

23:51 <Ali> Common Sense doesn't exist anymore.

23:51 <Schism> Cepheid: This, ah... maybe they wanted to figure out what the actual impact is?

23:51 <Ali> You shouldn't OD on any meds anyway.

23:52 <Cepheid> Schism:  It was a literal study on whether or not overdosing hurt children.

23:52 <Cepheid> That's it.

23:52 <Cepheid> That's all it covered.

23:52 <Schism> Well... yes.

23:53 * Cepheid sighs.

23:54 * Schism grumbl.

23:54 * Ali squeaks!

23:56 * Cepheid looks for videos Xenoblade 2 related. Sorts by upload date. Is flooded by almost 200 videos exclaining that there is a Nintendo Direct on the 7th!

23:57 <Schism> Hey, Cepheid, did you know there's a Nintendo Direct on the 7th regarding Xenoblade 2?

23:57 <Cepheid> Yes.

23:57 <Cepheid> Yes I know.

23:57 <Schism> Cool!  And did you know that there's a Xenoblade 2--

23:57 * Cepheid smacks Schism.

23:57 * Schism flies off.

23:58 <ADragonDreaming> Hey Schism.

23:58 <Schism> Myes?

23:59 <ADragonDreaming> There's a Xenodirect on the Ninth regarding Bladetendo 27.

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