Log archive of EquestriaDaily for Friday, 2018-08-03

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01:05 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: More Information on the Release of Pocket Ponies - When, Android, and Amazon [ http://tinyurl.com/y9wsbycm ]

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02:05 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Nightly Discussion #1518 [ http://tinyurl.com/yc2zjyyu ]

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02:56 <Thelema5> Hello everypony

03:05 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: PMV: Price / No Small Moments / Stop  [ http://tinyurl.com/y82l49at ]

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03:07 <PinkieShy> Ha so true.. so true..

03:07 <PinkieShy> On Facebook someone posted "Is it just me or did June and July go by in just 5 minutes"

03:09 <DashedRainbows> Hi PinkieShy

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03:11 * DashedRainbows is somewhat intoxicated and in the bad wary

03:12 * Thelema5 patapats DashedRainbows

03:13 <DashedRainbows> How is the Thelema5 today?

03:13 * Stormspark wingwaves

03:14 <Thelema5> I'm okay, DashedRainbows. You?

03:15 <DashedRainbows> Meeeehhh

03:16 <DashedRainbows> Darn antihistamine

03:17 <Thelema5> Powerful stuff?

03:18 * DashedRainbows falls asleep on Thelema5

03:21 * PinkieShy licks DashedRainbows

03:21 * DashedRainbows tastes of sleepy loneliness

03:40 <Thelema5> TIL the Pen Tailed Tree Shrew survives exclusively on the fermented Palm sap.

03:41 <Thelema5> hashtag foreverdrunk

03:44 <DashedRainbows> Nice

03:44 <DashedRainbows> I wish I was drunk instead

03:45 <Thelema5> !link https://youtu.be/FGEdFcqt8rw

03:45 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

03:47 * PinkieShy thinks he needs to do more exciting things in his life..

03:47 <PinkieShy> Stuff like hiking a mountain would be cool.. :3

03:47 <PinkieShy> But dangerous.. which scares me

03:48 <Thelema5> PinkieShy, I do a lot of hiking, and I'm scared of everything.  Stick to the marked trails and don't overdo it, you'll be fine.

03:48 <Thelema5> Also, wear good boots.

03:49 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about YouTube

03:52 <Thelema5> So super exciting news here in New York, the Govenor has appointed a task for to draft legislation for the legalization of recreational marijuana.  He had been a staunch opponent to the idea for years, but following a report recommending legalization by his health advisory board he's done a 180 and is "working to set the recommendations of the report in action"...

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03:52 <Thelema5> This legislation may be ready for a vote by January.

03:53 <Thelema5> I figured it would be 8-10 years before NY got on board... I'm hoping this goes through

03:53 <Thelema5> *task force

03:55 <DashedRainbows> Meh

03:57 <Thelema5> It would literally change my life.  Relief from my anxiety symptoms and my alcohol dependence

03:57 <Thelema5> It's the only thing which has ever helped.

03:58 <DashedRainbows> Sigh

04:00 <Thelema5> It'll eventually go national, DashedRainbows

04:00 <Thelema5> It's inevitable.

04:00 <DashedRainbows> I'll eventually die too

04:02 <Thelema5> Well you could always move to the northeast XD

04:03 <DashedRainbows> Why would I do that

04:03 <DashedRainbows> It's legal in California

04:04 <Thelema5> True

04:05 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Wat: PaPa TuTu WaWa Fluttershy [ http://tinyurl.com/ydhc3tva ]

04:06 <DashedRainbows> Gosh I miss being high

04:07 <Thelema5> Me too.  I haven't smoked weed in 15+ years

04:07 * Schism flops in, and hangs up some very garlicky summer sausage, because it is August.

04:08 * Thelema5 drools

04:08 <Schism> The whole kitchen will soon reek of those spices, and it is glorious.

04:08 * Thelema5 isn't going to eat it, but he didn't stop eating meat because it tasted bad.

04:09 <Schism> Sadly, Thelema5 can't have any, because he's vegetarian again.  Oh well, more delicious entrails for me.  o3o

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04:09 <Thelema5> I'm sure it's delicious

04:09 <DashedRainbows> Meh

04:09 <DashedRainbows> Soon he'll have weed

04:10 * Schism patpats Thelema5, and offers a veggie sub with feta dressing.

04:10 * Schism reconsiders, then offers Thelema5 some mushroom spanakopita.

04:11 <Thelema5> Yus!

04:11 <Thelema5> Thanksie

04:11 * Schism clops hooves and bows. o3o

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04:13 <DashedRainbows> I'm gonna go sleep before I hate life more. Mediocre night pones

04:13 <Thelema5> G'night!

04:13 * Schism patpats DashedRainbows, offers vegetarian lasagna before nap.

04:13 <Schism> Again, with lots of mushrooms.

04:13 <DashedRainbows> Meh

04:14 * Schism meh?!

04:14 * Schism patpats DashedRainbows again, this time with a pillow.

04:14 <Schism> If you're too tired to eat, you're too tired to chat.  Rest well.

04:14 <Thelema5> Schism, I've actually been looking for a suitable vegetarian / vegan dry sausage... coming up empty hooved.  I have found great cooked sausage, and other dried "meats" like an acceptable vegan jerky... but not one dry cured sausage.

04:15 <Thelema5> I'm going to have to correct that

04:15 <Schism> Hmmmm.  Yes.  Surely there must be some alternative...

04:16 <Schism> (I like how, on the ingredients list for Noah Martin's summer sausage, 'GARLIC' is listed there right after beef, pork, salt and sugar.)

04:16 <Thelema5> Heh

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04:21 <Thelema5> Garlic used to be known as the devils hoofprint... but it's an essential flavoring agent these days

04:23 <Schism> And for good reason.  o3o  Meanwhile, I Google things and what do you know, a piece of mysterious local lore.  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devil%27s_Footprints

04:23 <Thelema5> My community has an annual garlic festival to celebrate the harvest, it includes historical lectures, musical performances, cooking demos, farm markets... and of course.... hundreds of food vendors featuring the stinky stuff, even in ice cream and in candy

04:24 * Schism eyebrows at garlic ice cream. Candy, okay, THAT he can see, but ice cream?

04:26 <Thelema5> It's very popluar at the festival, not so much afterward.  It's an in-the-moment thing, I guess

04:26 <Schism> Yeah, I mean, might as well try it while it's there, right?

04:27 <Thelema5> Yup. I've tried, it.  It's... er, interesting.

04:28 <Schism> Hmmmm... chocolate butterscotch ripple ice cream.

04:28 <Thelema5> Here's a sample

04:28 <Thelema5> !link https://youtu.be/3aQBRkocQpw?t=3m56s

04:28 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

04:29 <Thelema5> Twilight: This is a video from Thelema5's regional garlic fair

04:29 * Schism also offers Thelema5 some habanero jack.

04:30 <Thelema5> Thanksie!

04:31 <Schism> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-BJxjt9N6s > Here you go, Lumindia.

04:31 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

04:32 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Garlic Ice Cream and More at The Saugerties Garlic Festival #150

04:35 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Namazu Beast Tribe ( 8-Bit ) - Retti Chartreuse

04:35 <Thelema5> Derpybot is being a bit slow

04:38 <Thelema5> I'm pretty bummed... my local county fair (an annual hick-fest) is happening this weekend, and I've never missed one.  I love to go.  But between my broken rib and my gout flare up I can't see how it's possible.  I can barely walk across the room, much less saunter though exhibits for 4+ hours

04:39 <Schism> Urrggh.  :<  Did you eventually wind up going to the hospital?

04:39 <Thelema5> Nah, they can't do anything.

04:40 * Filly_Nightmares noms Thelema5 neck

04:40 * Thelema5 flailyhooves

04:41 <Thelema5> Maybe I'll feel all better in the morning?

04:41 * Filly_Nightmares roll

04:41 * Schism passes Filly_Nightmares some pineapple juice. o3o

04:42 * Filly_Nightmares jumps into the juice and absorps it!

04:43 * Thelema5 watches the pineapple juices Bromelain enzyme slowly digest Filly_Nightmares into an amorphous goo, helpless

04:44 * Filly_Nightmares absorps that into her floof too and hats on Thelema5!

04:44 * Thelema5 wipes amorphous goo fromm his brow

04:44 <Schism> Tis denatured pineapple juice.  Properly pasteurized and all.

04:47 * Cepheid awakens for antibiotics.

04:48 <Thelema5> A shame.  All evidence says you've ruined the theariputic nature of the plant by processing it.

04:49 * Thelema5 giggles

04:49 <Thelema5> Health supplements are largely a joke

04:50 <Cepheid> Of course.

04:51 * Cepheid noms food cause meds are to be taken with food.

04:52 <Thelema5> Most supplement companies sell crap which is anything but what you expect, so there's no measurable benefit to taking them (because they were all crap!)

04:52 <Schism> Here's looking at you, valerian root.

04:53 <Schism> Gaaaaaah.  This garlicky aroma is a thing in which to bask, but it really makes me want to crack open this sausage and nom down.

04:53 <Thelema5> I grow Valerian root and can confirm a great discrepancy between what I pull from my garden and what I find at market

04:53 <Cepheid> I'm having fried rice myself.

04:53 * Schism slices some hot dogs into Cephy's fried rice.

04:54 <Cepheid> Please don't.

04:54 * Thelema5 drools some more

04:54 <Schism> Aw.  But hot dog fried rice is a thing.

04:54 <Cepheid> I prefer my fried rice plain.

04:54 <Schism> Oh, all right then.

04:54 * Schism offers some saffron seasoning perhaps?

04:55 <Cepheid> Schism, let's get something straight.  My sense of taste is mostly broken and there are very specific flavours I like.  Don't change them. :P

04:55 <Schism> Well, that explains why you think KD with ketchup is gross!

04:55 * Schism flees off into the distance.

04:55 <Cepheid> Heh.

04:56 <PinkieShy> What..

04:56 <PinkieShy> Walmart shipped out the DVI cable but they are waiting to ship out the headphones

04:56 <Schism> PinkieShy, macaroni and cheese pairs well with ketchup.  Also, o.o.  Well.

04:56 <Cepheid> After this rice, take some cough syrup to help with my breathing a bit then go lay back down.  Probably gonna feel under the weather for a few days as the antibiotics kick in to boot.

04:56 <PinkieShy> oh well at least my dad will be able to use my old fx 6300 machine :P

04:56 <Schism> Cepheid: Yeah, did you get to the clinic to deal with that whole 'lungs filling up' thing?

04:57 <Cepheid> PinkieShy, it depends on who is delivering or shipping the items.

04:57 <Cepheid> Yeah.  It is not my lungs schism.

04:57 * Schism headtilts.

04:57 <Cepheid> I have a freaking severe inner-ear infection.

04:57 <PinkieShy> FedEX of course lol

04:58 <PinkieShy> free shipping too.

04:58 <Cepheid> The doctor presumes that my breathing issues are being caused by drainage from the infection.

04:59 <Cepheid> I wasn't even aware I had an inner-ear infection.  I apparently do not feel anything in regards to them.  No nausea, dizziness or pain.

04:59 <Schism> Crud.  On the other hand, now that you know what's going on...

05:00 <Schism> Perhaps that infection is why you've been sleeping so much.

05:00 <Cepheid> Yeah.  Got the usual antibiotic rounds.  7 days, 3 times a day of amoxicillin/clavulanic acid.

05:00 <Schism> Gotta fill that ecological niche.

05:01 * PinkieShy has been taking vitamins a week now

05:01 * PinkieShy feels like a new person

05:01 <Cepheid> Surprised I still get prescribed this stuff.  Thought by now they would be worried of bacterial resistance.

05:02 <Schism> I take it that it's benign enough that your body just doesn't fight against it, hence the lack of antibodies.

05:02 <Cepheid> Heck if I know.

05:03 <Cepheid> I just find it interesting that I don't feel anything associated with the ear infection.  The doctor was kind of shocked.

05:04 <Cepheid> First question she asked after looking in my ears "Are you feeling any sort of pain, dizziness, or nausea?" " Nope.  Let me guess, ear infection?" "Yep, big time."

05:04 <Cepheid> I'll never know the suffering people go through with ear infections.  Not sure if that is a good or bad thing though.

05:05 <Schism> Bad, definitely bad.  Pain is the body's way of telling you something's wrong, after all.

05:05 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Silver Quill: Comic: Pinkie Pie Says Goodnight – Down Under [ http://tinyurl.com/y9g2zvjk ]

05:05 <Schism> There's a word for congenital nervous failure.

05:06 <Cepheid> Given the health history of my ears it isn't a shocking revelation though.

05:07 * Schism yawwwns, then oohs. New chapter of the non-Brony saga.

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05:07 <Cepheid> I was told that despite having pressure against the ears among other issues with my ears, that I never cried as a baby.  Presumably the nerves or section of my brain that responds to ear pain atrophied.

05:09 <Schism> Yeah... egh.

05:10 <Cepheid> And given sensorial desensitisation, it isn't unheard of.  Subject yourself to a constant sense long enough and your body just stops caring.  Keep doing it and the body may change over time to stop caring ever again.

05:12 <Schism> Which is normal for the body dealing with consistent pain -- if the person doesn't take care of it, then it surely can't be that important -- but remains flippin' TERRIFYING.

05:15 <Cepheid> In any case it only explains the lack of pain.  Not the lack of dizziness and nausea.  That's supposed to be because of balance issue brought on by the infection.  I'll pass it off as "Body dealt with it for 16 years.  What's another few days?"

05:15 * Filly_Nightmares floofs up

05:15 <Schism> Perhaps so, Cepheid.  o.o

05:15 * Schism also petpets the floof. And provides some fried rice with egg!

05:15 * Filly_Nightmares nestles on Schism and eees for feedings!

05:16 <Schism> ... actually, yeah.  Cepheid, did you not add egg to your fried rice?

05:16 <Cepheid> I wonder what an MRI during an ear infection for me looks like compared to a regular person.   ....  Also what one looks like when I'm having a severe episode of depression.

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05:17 <Cepheid> Alas no.  The biggest concern I have with egg on rice is the temperature required to ensure I don't suffer salmonella.

05:17 <Cepheid> This rice was in the fridge.  How long would I have to microwave it for the egg to cook sufficiently on the rice?

05:17 <Schism> ... microwave?

05:17 * Schism peers at his skillet.

05:18 <Cepheid> Oh you mean a cooked egg.

05:18 <Schism> Well, yeah.  I only drink raw eggs in eggnog.

05:19 <Cepheid> I've seen a variant that cracks an egg open over rice.

05:19 * Schism nods, "That is an option, where the heat from the rice cooks the egg."

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05:19 <Schism> But I mostly just scramble the egg with the rice.

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05:20 <Cepheid> Yeah.  Hence my microwave comment.  How hot does the rice have to be for that to work?

05:21 <Schism> Ehhh.  TBH I'd say somewhere along the lines of 190F.

05:21 * Filly_Nightmares chirps

05:21 * Schism balances a stack of choklit chip cooki on Filly_Nightmares' nosie.

05:21 <Cepheid> Cause you know as well as I do that the first time I decide to eat a remotely raw egg, I'll contract salmonella.

05:22 <Schism> Your immune system does seem to be exceedingly subseptible to such things.  Might as well just head to the hospital and save time.

05:22 <Schism> I would honestly just skillet things up.

05:23 <Cepheid> I'll give it a try next time.

05:23 <Schism> Using a skillet also allows you to use sesame oil to fry the rice.  o3o

05:24 <Cepheid> "Hi yeah, I'd like to be admitted for salmonella poisoning." "Sir you look fine." "Give me a moment" *Immediately starts showing ALL the symptoms of salmonella.* "...  Please have a seat over there."

05:25 <Schism> Yes, projectile vomiting is a pretty good indication that you might need an emergency room visit.

05:26 <Cepheid> No but that is how I imagined your suggestion of "might as well just head to the hospital and save time"

05:26 * Filly_Nightmares stays still and eees at Schism for help

05:27 <Cepheid> Him.  Spitfire must be asleep with my dad downstairs in the cool spare bedroom.

05:27 <Cepheid> He is not up here with me on his favourite spot on the bed.

05:27 <Cepheid> Least I no longer have to get a special cat bed for him.

05:28 * Filly_Nightmares curls up on special cat spot

05:29 <Cepheid> Less a spot and more the entire right half of my bed.

05:29 <Filly_Nightmares> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/221843320471552000/474765837098811392/20180802_222537.jpg

05:29 <Filly_Nightmares> Look what I found in a store!

05:29 <Schism> A low-calorie cat.  o3o

05:29 <Filly_Nightmares> o8o

05:30 <Schism> Bodega cats are a thing!

05:30 <Schism> Also, any game store you walk into in this town will have a cat or two for ambience.

05:30 <Cepheid> I sleep on the left side of my bed.  So I folded all my bed stuff up to create a fluffy left side, and leave the right side the way my cat likes on this mattress.

05:30 <Filly_Nightmares> o7o

05:30 <Cepheid> He likes this mattress when it is covered by sheets and only sheets.

05:31 <Schism> This is especially the case if the game store is owned by James Nicoll.

05:31 * Schism also nodnods to the Cepheid.

05:31 <Cepheid> I don't see much in the way of wayward or bodega cats in this city.

05:32 <Cepheid> Only one store I know of had cats roaming freely.  A pet store down the road on Innes.

05:32 <Schism> And of course, as a pet store, that doesn't count.

05:32 <Cepheid> Otherwise, the only other cats I see are the wanderers at night.  And maybe the occasional skulker during the day.

05:33 * Schism occasionally sees a hugantic raccoon floating around. Not so many cats sadly, though they do pop up here and there.

05:33 <Schism> Outside said stores, that is.

05:34 <Filly_Nightmares> This is the first time I've ever seen a cat in a store besides pet stores

05:34 <Filly_Nightmares> o8o

05:34 * Schism randomly peers at CTV. "Nope nope nope nope." Closes.

05:34 <Schism> Filly_Nightmares, that's a pity!  Bodega cats are awesome.

05:34 <Cepheid> For a while there was a raccoon roaming the area.  Its arrival heralded by a murder of crows following and harassing it.

05:35 <Schism> !  https://twitter.com/Bodegacats_/status/1024966474862092293

05:35 <Filly_Nightmares> Schism, I haven't seen one in Canada or any of the states until now

05:35 <Filly_Nightmares> o6o

05:36 <Schism> Also: https://twitter.com/Bodegacats_/status/1024621248620453888

05:36 <Schism> o5o

05:37 <Cepheid> If I made an office for work in my house, and my cat was in it while I worked, would it still be a bodega cat?

05:37 <Schism> Would you go so far as to have a few stacks of snacks and soda?

05:38 <Filly_Nightmares> o8o

05:38 <Cepheid> No.

05:38 <Schism> Catloaf!  https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DidzZATXUAAHgCD.jpg:large

05:38 <Cepheid> Bodega cats though...  Good way to spread The Parasite.

05:38 <Schism> Hehe.

05:38 <Filly_Nightmares> The cat was grooming itself when I first entered

05:38 <Filly_Nightmares> Then it wanted to go sleepies

05:39 <Filly_Nightmares> After it played wif me a little

05:39 <Schism> I'd fear toxoplasmosis more if it weren't so bloody useful in dealing with rodent infestations.

05:39 * Schism also awwws.

05:39 <Cepheid> Such cats would have distracted me from work when I was with that inventory company.

05:40 <Cepheid> "Oooh kitty" "well WS can count Andrew out."

05:40 <Cepheid> We*

05:40 <Schism> As the old joke goes: https://xkcd.com/231/

05:41 <Filly_Nightmares> I massage kitty to sleepies

05:41 <Schism> Also: https://twitter.com/Bodegacats_/status/1017024513710665730 - corner stores do tend to have a lot of boxen.

05:42 * Filly_Nightmares yawnskrees

05:43 <Cepheid> Gotta be honest man.  There is more to cats and dogs than just domesticating them.  Something happened in the history of humanity regarding those two animals besides "we met, we gave em food, they liked us."

05:43 <Schism> Indeed, if that were the case, then we'd see a lot more domesticated foxen and raccoons.

05:44 <Schism> (Though Lord Byron famously had a pet bear or two.)

05:44 <Schism> (And yes, the plural of 'fox' is 'foxen'.)

05:45 * Filly_Nightmares yawnskrees at Schism for bedtime snuggles

05:46 <Cepheid> Knowing the animals, they probably just started doing what they are known for having done for our ancestors, as some sort of "hey, we do this.  can we stay with you in return?"

05:46 * Schism pours tea into floof! Also provides blankets, for to make a Surry burrito.

05:46 <Schism> Burrito_Nightmares, et cetera.

05:46 <Schism> Cepheid: That is how cats took over London, as I recall.

05:46 <Cepheid> In other words, dogs hunted animals for humans, cats killed dangerous vermin and showed off the fact.

05:46 * Filly_Nightmares rolls herself into Schism arms and yawnskrees

05:47 <Cepheid> And we took them in as a result.

05:47 <Schism> Turns out that having something around which reduces the prevalence of pox is a good thing.

05:47 <Cepheid> Mmhmm.

05:47 * Filly_Nightmares purrs at Schism

05:48 <Cepheid> And it isn't like animals are dumb.  They know the structures we make shelter them from the elements and make good lairs.

05:48 <Cepheid> Even if at first they aren't welcome because they kinda just barge in.

05:48 <Schism> Domestication really is the perfect example of a symbiotic relationship.

05:48 <Schism> (Cats adopt people.  We feed them, shelter them, occasionally heal them, and in return they let us pet them.)

05:49 <Cepheid> But given that unlike most predators, we didn't attack them or kill them, they probably assumed some sort of give-and-take relation might work.  Kill animals for food for us, and maybe we'll let them stay.

05:49 * Filly_Nightmares curls up on Schism and goes sleepies

05:49 <Filly_Nightmares> Nini

05:49 *** Filly_Nightmares is now known as Sleeping_Nightmares

05:50 * Schism patpats the Burrito_Nightmares again. "Sleep well!"

05:50 <Cepheid> Gnight nightmares.

05:51 <Cepheid> 'Course, science claims to cats and dogs, we are respectively either a giant cat or dog, to each animal.  They don't see much of a difference between us and them, outside of size and relative hairlessness.

05:52 <Cepheid> So their standard social behaviours might have applied in attempting to find a 'home.'

05:52 * Sleeping_Nightmares snugglies into Cepheid and Schism muchly

05:52 <Sleeping_Nightmares> Nini!

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05:54 <Schism> Hmmmm.  The best weapon against an immortal, overbearing tyrant is an idiot in a box.

05:59 <PinkieShy> heh

05:59 <PinkieShy> So audio sounds different as HP has the audio enchanment turned on by default on the omen..

05:59 <PinkieShy> Enchanments for music voice and more

05:59 <PinkieShy> I take back every bad thing said about them..

05:59 <Cepheid> Heh.

06:04 <Schism> "Hey, Chiffon, you wanna go to the Gala?" "What brings THIS about?" "Celestia's trolling me with a pair of tickets, and it would be improper of me to either A. not show up, or B. not bring a plus one.  So I figure I get to temper expectations and get my timely revenge on you in one fell swoop." "Revenge?" "The Gala sucks."

06:06 <Schism> "I would say that I wouldn't subject it to my worst enemy, but on reflection, I totally would.  So, you wanna come?"

06:07 <Cepheid> https://twitter.com/Bodegacats_/status/1005782310690664448

06:07 <Schism> One of those hot days.

06:11 <Cepheid> I think tomorrow, I shall take it easy.

06:12 <Cepheid> Not feeling too hot right now as is.

06:12 <Schism> Considering it's going to be 30 with ample humidity, that's a good idea.

06:13 <Cepheid> https://twitter.com/heatakuya/status/1024989398926995457 MHWorld behemoth meteor.

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06:14 <Schism> Bahahahaha, that hit.

06:15 <Schism> "No, you don't get to hide.  Get out there and face your death!"

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06:19 <Cepheid> Heh.

06:19 <Schism> Reminds me of that one Choco Meteor sidequest.

06:19 <Schism> I mean, ah.  Red chocobos.

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06:21 <PinkieShy> Good Night!! :D

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06:24 <Schism> "That's engineering for you.  We started with 'poke it with a stick', and we're still doing that.  We just have a few more sticks in our toolbox now."

06:25 <Cepheid> I need water.

06:25 * Schism passes Cepheid a glass of ice. It immediately melts.

06:31 <Cepheid> It isn't that it is warm.  It is closer to "I feel warm all throughout.  As if I were sick."

06:33 <RazorSharpFang> My cat is being put down today. :(

06:34 <Cepheid> In fact it is also the same type of warmth that tells me to sleep.

06:34 * Cepheid hugs RazorSharpFang. "My condolences man. I know what it is like to lose a friend you've known all your life like that."

06:35 * Schism offers a hug as well. :(

06:35 <Cepheid> Just remember that it is okay to try if you feel that upset.

06:35 <Schism> It sucks, immensely... we're here to offer what support we can.

06:38 <RazorSharpFang> I've been mentally preparing myself for a while now, since his condition started deteriorating.

06:39 <RazorSharpFang> I'm going to be with him in his final moments.

06:39 <Cepheid> Take some pictures while you can.

06:39 <Schism> Yeah... at some point it's just kinder to let go.  *hug*

06:39 <RazorSharpFang> His constant yowling made me sad.

06:40 <Schism> This... well.  It's a really, really good story that will hit you right in the gut, and I think it's also a really good one to read right now.  https://www.fimfiction.net/story/126415/five-hundred-little-murders

06:40 <Cepheid> And yet despite that he is probably stubborn enough to put up with it because of you.  Cats are stubborn about things like that.

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06:42 <ConfusionRift> Hello everypony.

06:42 <Cepheid> They'll try to do what they can to extend their stay with you as long as possible.

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06:44 <Ludio_Amor> There we go

06:44 * Schism boops the Pi with a slice of lemon meringue pie.

06:44 * Schism also waves to Rifty and Ludio.

06:45 <Ludio_Amor> Ohai

06:46 * ConfusionRift waves back.

06:46 <Cepheid> But yes.  Spend time with the cast Razor.  Get pictures.  Feed it food it doesn't normally get.  Make him comfortable.

06:46 <Cepheid> Er cat*

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07:45 <Cepheid> "What best expresses clean and sensible coding practices?" "Three bald eagles resting on a dry piece of flotsam wood?" "Excellent, that's the image we will use on the cover of this book."

07:46 <Schism> That would be a remarkable koan.

07:46 <Schism> Actually, I quite like that in the sense of Zen Buddhism.

08:04 <Schism> ... so, self-reflection is a bit concerning.  The box cannot contain itself, and so on.  And solipsism is a really, really stupid thought-killing meme.  But... do I seem sociopathic to you guys?

08:06 <ConfusionRift> Not really. Why?

08:07 <Schism> Eh.  Just concerns.  I tend to project a lot, and so I assume that other people have at least as much or more empathy than myself.  And it really distresses me when I see people without even those barest shreds to which I credit myself.

08:10 <ConfusionRift> Hold on...

08:10 <Schism> And then I wonder if I even have empathy in the first place, or am just going through the motions.

08:21 <ConfusionRift> That is not really a symptom of a sociopath. Self-projection is a common thing, especially when constantly thinking of the many parameters that affect oneself or others. Distress as one finds contrasts between oneself (projected or not) and others is rather common, especially nowadays. Remember that we tend to look for similarities in which one can grow attached to or can even relate to. People react to these

08:21 <ConfusionRift> difference in various of ways, including falling in a state of distress.

08:21 <ConfusionRift> Woah, that was a long one...

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08:23 <ConfusionRift> It sounds very close to a form of introversion.

08:23 <Schism> Now, that I'll happily self-diagnose myself with.  I'm a serious introvert.

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08:26 <ConfusionRift> A sociopath lies, manipulates, twists and attempt to control things to turn them their way. For the most part, they will mostly act sub-consciously and care not for any actions taken, reactions to events, or even consequences to any of their actions.

08:27 <Schism> I suppose that 'lack of consequences' bit separates me somewhat.  I do tend to care about what consequences my actions will have...

08:28 <Schism> It's just that I tend to disassociate those consequences more readily than others seem to.

08:32 <ConfusionRift> Hmmm, example?

08:33 * Cepheid noms on flakes of corn with pasteurized cow juice.

08:33 * Schism headshakes, "Not right now. I just realized it's 4:30 in the morning and I'm perhaps not in the best spot to have a discussion."

08:34 * Schism also offers Cepheid some chicken strips with peppered gravy.

08:36 <ConfusionRift> Yeah, that would be rather late. Also, please, don't take it too hard on yourself.

08:49 <Schism> Heh, a part of my concerns is that I don't often treat myself as harshly as I inevitably deserve.

08:49 * Schism shakes his head, and just finishes nomming on his chicken 'n' gravy.

08:52 <Cepheid> Don't start thinking that way.  I'm what happens when you go down that road.

08:52 * ConfusionRift offers Schism some orange juice.

08:53 <Schism> Oh, I know that it's a logical loop.  And you're also harder on yourself than you deserve... *loops around*

08:53 <ConfusionRift> Yeah, it's... it's not a good road to go to.

08:53 * Schism was just drinking some orange juice a moment ago.

08:54 <Schism> If nothing else, my occasional study of solipsism has given me an understanding of how to break free of that sort of mental trap.

08:56 * Schism muses, "Though perhaps that's a part of it."

08:56 <Schism> And thus do the wheels turn 'round.

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08:58 <Cepheid> Hey Spitfire.  Joining me in bed at last are we?

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09:02 <Schism> Cepheid: Y'ever make this sort of gravy?

09:03 <Schism> If not, you should.  It's dead simple.

09:06 <ConfusionRift> What kind of gravy?

09:06 <Cepheid> Can't say I have.

09:07 <Cepheid> Bai Spitfire!

09:08 * ConfusionRift hears cluttering.

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09:20 <Schism> ConfusionRift, peppered white gravy.

09:20 <ConfusionRift> Ooooh, yeah, it's not too difficult to make.

09:20 <Schism> Cephy: Tis easy.  Melt butter, add a spoonful of flour or two, whisk constantly (or at least stir) until nicely browned, then gradually add milk.  When complete, add spices of your choice, usually oodles of black pepper.

09:21 <Schism> Serve with breads and meats.  o3o  Buttermilk biscuits are a common choice, as is chicken-fried steak.

09:23 <Schism> If you are bereft of butter, other oils can serve, though you'll want to add a little salt in that case.

09:23 <Schism> (The best oil is, of course, meat juice.)

09:24 <RazorSharpFang> Timmy has passed away.

09:25 * Schism hugs RSF. "At least you were there with them until the end."

09:27 <RazorSharpFang> Only 6 years, quite young.

09:28 <Cepheid> Oof.

09:28 * Cepheid hugs Razor.

09:29 * ConfusionRift hugs RazorSharpFang as well.

09:52 <ConfusionRift> Sleep time. Work. Laters.

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09:57 <Cepheid> I get the impression most of my day is going to be spent in bed, waiting for exhaustion to kick in.

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10:18 <Cepheid> Spitfire is getting sorta used to the toothbrush.  I just brush it up against his jowls.  He pushes so hard it pushes the lips out of the way on occasion and rubs up against the teeth.

10:21 <Cepheid> Since I am not finagling his gums too much I can also do this a bit more frequently.  Two or three times a week versus once a week.  Until I start brushing directly anyways.

10:23 <Finwe> o3o

10:23 <Finwe> Good afternoon, everypony.

10:24 <Finwe> Messrs Schism and Cepheid.

10:24 <Cepheid> Morning.

10:24 * Finwe doffs his hat.

10:27 <Cepheid> Oh look.  $385 off-the-books fee from the university.

10:30 <Finwe> Yay!

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11:04 <Finwe> Augh, who is slowing my wireless Internet connection?

11:04 <Finwe> http://www.speedtest.net/my-result/d/58485347

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11:37 <eva19> my photo . real sex → https://tiny.cc/2018-05-28-3020jpg

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12:49 <Cepheid> Luuuunnnngs!!!!

12:50 <Finwe> Ta det lugnt.

12:51 <ADragonHoarding> I am a lungfish.

12:57 <Cepheid> My lungs are feeling a little out of it.  *cough* *hack* *bloop*

13:02 <ADragonHoarding> It's clearly the fault of the hooka.

13:04 <Cepheid> Not my kind of thing.  No I blame the Earth and my useless immune system.

13:04 <Cepheid> Lazy slackers.

13:05 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Pony Tale Adventures Releases New Demo with Apple Family [ http://tinyurl.com/y83onjbr ]

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13:54 <Cepheid> So who were the progenitors of the Centaur species?

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14:10 <Cyan_Spark> horse

14:14 <ADragonHoarding> A mad unicorn mage.

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15:02 <LibrarianofHope_> I always come when no one is around

15:06 <LibrarianofHope_> Nuuu

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15:10 <ADragonHoarding> 4 minutes of waiting, bruh

15:10 <ADragonHoarding> eesh.

15:10 <ADragonHoarding> patience

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15:45 * Filly_Nightmares nest wif a

15:45 * Filly_Nightmares nest wif ADragonHoarding!

15:47 * ADragonHoarding offers a durian.

15:48 * Filly_Nightmares pushes it around and floofs at it!

15:50 * Filly_Nightmares nomfs durian!

15:52 <Stormspark> those things supposedly smell like death and raw sewage, haha

15:52 * Filly_Nightmares floofs up at Stormspark! She smells like wuv!

15:53 * Filly_Nightmares floofs up moar and wigglewaggles up to Stormspark!

15:57 * Filly_Nightmares rolls around happily

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16:30 * Filly_Nightmares mewls loudly at Stormspark and nomfs his snoot!

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17:11 * Filly_Nightmares nomfs Schism snoot!

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17:25 <PinkieShy> Its time i start to aim to be even better of a person than i could ever imagine.

17:26 <PinkieShy> I know its possible.. It has to be possible.

17:30 <Lumin> '-'

17:31 <Lumin> I know that the season finale is going to be somewhat predictable given the seaon premiere

17:31 <Lumin> but really

17:31 <Lumin> spodlers

17:31 * Lumin also boops Ali's snootle

17:31 <PinkieShy> Lumin I know the series Finale will be sad :(

17:31 <Lumin> The snoot has been booped!

17:31 * Ali squeaks

17:32 <Lumin> :D

17:32 * Lumin snuggles into the pony

17:32 * PinkieShy hugs Ali and Lumin so tight they see ponies

17:35 <Lumin> o 3o

17:35 <Lumin> but we are ponies

17:35 <Lumin> we're seeing ourselves

17:36 * ADragonHoarding places a fancy hat on Ali's head.

17:36 * Ali squeaks some more!

17:36 <Lumin> such a snuggepony

17:36 <PinkieShy> Now..

17:36 <PinkieShy> How do Walmart expect my headphones to be here tomorrow if they just shipped it out

17:37 <PinkieShy> Unless they are shipping it from my local store..

17:38 <PinkieShy> dad gets off earlier tonight :d

17:38 <PinkieShy> 9:42 :D

17:39 <Stormspark> I've gotten stuff shipped same day before, BUT I live in a UPS/Fedex hub city

17:39 <Stormspark> amazon prime often gets me stuff the day after I order it

17:40 <PinkieShy> Some people are making memes on twitter about Myrtle Beach lol

17:40 <PinkieShy> Its been raining here every day for a week now..

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17:40 <PinkieShy> The mems are like "One day it started raining.. And it it kept raining for 4 months"

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17:44 * Filly_Nightmares floofs up at PinkieShy for rain!

17:45 <Filly_Nightmares> When I order from Amazon, it always says that delivery is gonna be at like 10 PM

17:45 <Filly_Nightmares> I always get it at like 12-2 PM the same day

17:45 <Filly_Nightmares> o3o

17:54 <Schism> "Nobody simply 'aims' elephants at targets." "I've done it myself!  For fun and profit, even!"

18:05 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Comic: Atlas 1 / Dad Jokes 2 / Science Affliction / Young / Timey 114 / Shard 49 / Delivery [ http://tinyurl.com/yctn94t9 ]

18:05 <Stormspark> I went to Myrtle Beach when I was...14?

18:05 <Stormspark> let's see, that would've been 31 years ago

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19:05 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Fandom artist "Pencils" Official Comic #69 - 3 Page iTunes Preview!  [ http://tinyurl.com/ychzsws4 ]

19:05 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: (AUS) My Little Pony Season 8 Episode 15 - The Hearth's Warming Club - Stream / Discussion [ http://tinyurl.com/y96r86jx ]

19:08 <Filly_Nightmares> Eee

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19:19 <Schism> Hm, peanut butter's on for $4 tomorrow.  I should stock up.

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19:39 * Schism peers at the composition of the Canadian nickel. Before 1999, it was all 99% nickel, or - later - 75% copper and 25% nickel. Now it's 95% steel.

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20:25 <LibrarianofHope_> Helloooooo

20:26 <LibrarianofHope_> Greetings and salutations from this librarian nation

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20:26 <LibrarianofHope_> Hi

20:27 <LibrarianofHope_> Its awfully quiet

20:28 * Starlight_Glimmer sticks a needle into LibrarianofHope_

20:28 <Starlight_Glimmer> Wait that's not how that's supposed to work :3

20:28 <LibrarianofHope_> You think?

20:28 <LibrarianofHope_> Let me go fetch me some hedgehogs

20:29 <LibrarianofHope_> Git gud

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20:29 <Starlight_Glimmer> Only if they run fast and wear sneakers

20:29 <LibrarianofHope_> To edgy

20:29 <LibrarianofHope_> Thinks tend to get shadowy

20:30 <LibrarianofHope_> Althought i like eggman

20:30 <LibrarianofHope_> Im like him, smart, baldish, chubby and with a fantastic moustache

20:34 <LibrarianofHope_> I just formed a theory on junk food

20:35 <LibrarianofHope_> It just might be a sort of control idea, on the logic that high fat food makes one sluggish of body and mind

20:37 <LibrarianofHope_> I feel lonely, this used to be so crowded

20:37 <LibrarianofHope_> Back in my day we had to walk 10 km to get a good irc connection, and we liked it

20:37 <LibrarianofHope_> Owo

20:38 * Filly_Nightmares eees!

20:38 <LibrarianofHope_> Who let the bat filly out?

20:39 <LibrarianofHope_> You are supposed to go scare billionare orphans for justice related porpuses

20:39 <LibrarianofHope_> You are behind schedule

20:40 * Filly_Nightmares skrees at LibrarianofHope_! She nestles on him!

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20:41 <LibrarianofHope_> Not me, im middle class and i have a gimmick already

20:44 * Filly_Nightmares hats on LibrarianofHope_

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20:48 <ADragonHoarding> marbles.

20:49 * Filly_Nightmares grooms ADragonHoarding

20:50 * ADragonHoarding eats the brush.

20:51 * Filly_Nightmares licks ADragonHoarding and nestles on

20:51 * ADragonHoarding rolls in the thorns.

20:52 * Filly_Nightmares goes o3o

20:52 * LibrarianofHope_ searchs the dragon hoard

20:52 * Filly_Nightmares kneads ADragonHoarding wif her soft floofy hooves!

20:52 <LibrarianofHope_> There are plushies here

20:52 <LibrarianofHope_> A lot

20:53 * Filly_Nightmares floofsplodes

20:55 * Schism nomfs a Greek salad.

20:55 <LibrarianofHope_> I found a picture of celestia, signed

20:56 <ADragonHoarding> by Sombra.

20:56 <LibrarianofHope_> Also a " Ali is very cute " fic

20:56 <ADragonHoarding> *pic

21:01 * Filly_Nightmares floofs up at Schism

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21:05 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Hearthstone Adds "Harbinger Celestia" With Very Pony Flavor Text  [ http://tinyurl.com/ybrqxw56 ]

21:06 <Schism> A salad and a sub sandwich = good snack.

21:09 * Filly_Nightmares berps

21:09 <Starlight_Glimmer> "One was a unicorn princess."

21:09 <Starlight_Glimmer> :D

21:09 <Starlight_Glimmer> More like the pony devil in white

21:11 <LibrarianofHope_> Least is hard to be color racist with so many colors in pony

21:11 <Starlight_Glimmer> Colors don't matter silly

21:11 * Starlight_Glimmer is colorblind - like actually colorblind

21:11 <LibrarianofHope_> Unless you are coliring a drawing

21:12 <Starlight_Glimmer> Batponies though. The worst!

21:12 <LibrarianofHope_> Nuuu

21:12 <LibrarianofHope_> We need them for justice

21:12 * Filly_Nightmares floofs

21:12 <Starlight_Glimmer> Eating our food, occupying our land!

21:12 * Filly_Nightmares sits down in front of Starlight_Glimmer and floofs for food!

21:13 <LibrarianofHope_> Making our apple farmers sing

21:13 <Starlight_Glimmer> Almost as bad as these Mexicans *glares at LibrarianofHope_*

21:13 * Starlight_Glimmer snickers

21:13 * Starlight_Glimmer feeds bananas to Filly_Nightmares

21:13 <LibrarianofHope_> No tacos for you

21:13 * Filly_Nightmares nomfs banana!

21:15 <LibrarianofHope_> I just had a sub thought

21:15 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: (AUS) My Little Pony Season 8 Episode 15 - The Hearth's Warming Club - Stream / Discussion [ http://tinyurl.com/y96r86jx ]

21:15 <LibrarianofHope_> Who would win , american or mexican rednecks

21:15 <LibrarianofHope_> I say american, more guns

21:15 <Starlight_Glimmer> There are Mexian rednecks?

21:15 * Schism takes a banana and applies it to vanilla and chocolate ice cream, with whipped cream, chocolate sauce, and a cherry.

21:16 <Starlight_Glimmer> See I always though that was an American thing

21:16 <LibrarianofHope_> An equivalent

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21:16 <Starlight_Glimmer> Maybe Canada too, but they're like a better colony

21:16 <LibrarianofHope_> Not exactly the same, but very similar

21:17 * Filly_Nightmares rolls onto her back

21:17 * Schism passes the banana split to Filly_Nightmares.

21:17 * Filly_Nightmares goes O3O and pounces on it! She nomfs!

21:18 * LibrarianofHope_ pat pats Filly_Nightmares

21:20 * Filly_Nightmares purrs at LibrarianofHope_

21:24 <Schism> "Everything I did was logical.  One day I'll understand why that makes me the one who's nuts."

21:24 <LibrarianofHope_> Meh

21:25 <LibrarianofHope_> Dont worry, be fluffy

21:27 <LibrarianofHope_> I must do the noms

21:27 <LibrarianofHope_> See ya

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23:57 <LibrarianofHope_> I has returned

23:58 <LibrarianofHope_> Anyone on ?

23:59 <LibrarianofHope_> Im going to eat the cookies

23:59 <LibrarianofHope_> All of them

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