Log archive of EquestriaDaily for Sunday, 2018-09-02

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00:06 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Gameloft MLP Game Continues It's Update With "The Parent Map" Quest [ http://tinyurl.com/yanhprv6 ]

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00:10 <LibrarianofHope_> Sup

00:11 <LibrarianofHope_> Anyone home?

00:11 <LibrarianofHope_> I bring cookies

00:11 <Twilight_Sparkle> we're all dead.

00:11 <LibrarianofHope_> Zombie!

00:11 <Twilight_Sparkle> the spambots got us

00:12 <LibrarianofHope_> I told them to reinforce the walls

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00:12 <LibrarianofHope_> So much preparing for winter and this happens

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00:15 <LibrarianofHope_> Ali hi

00:15 * Ali wavies

00:15 <LibrarianofHope_> Im being told shenanigans happened?

00:15 * Ali headtilts

00:16 <LibrarianofHope_> Never mind, everything cool

00:16 <LibrarianofHope_> How are you?

00:17 * Ali just got here, unicorn slept most of day, then out to eat. Now just getting home and watching newponi

00:17 <LibrarianofHope_> Im writing , all day

00:18 <LibrarianofHope_> Been at it for weeks now

00:18 <LibrarianofHope_> It's been great

00:18 <LibrarianofHope_> Writing is fun

00:22 <LibrarianofHope_> Nom nom are needed

00:22 <LibrarianofHope_> Byee

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00:38 <Michelle_Fs85> Hi

00:39 <Ali> 3....2....1...

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00:55 <RazorSharpFang> I wonder who's operating these bots

01:06 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Drawfriend Stuff (Pony Art Gallery) #2727 [ http://tinyurl.com/y7uwf6qn ]

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01:17 <Phantamanta> Why is it that NickServ always forgets my password and removes it entirely every 1-2 Weeks '^'

01:23 <Googie> Nicknames expire if you don't login for a month.

01:37 <Lumindia> FFS Youtube stop spoiling me!

01:37 <Lumindia> D:

01:38 * Lumindia glares at his youtube recommended videos list

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01:47 <Pony|95567> bleh

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02:16 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Nightly Discussion #1548 [ http://tinyurl.com/yaw9fw72 ]

02:18 <SunsetShimmer> I really, really hate those youtubers that upload episodes in 20 parts

02:18 <SunsetShimmer> its ridiculously clickbaity

02:21 <Phantamanta> What if they upload an episode, each video being 1 Second? :P

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02:38 <PinkieShy> Got lucky at dollar tree :d

02:38 <PinkieShy> 5 slices of bacon thick cut for $1

02:39 <DashedRainbows> Ooh

02:39 <DashedRainbows> Bacon

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02:39 <DashedRainbows> Candied bacon is so yummy

02:39 <PinkieShy> The kind i got smoked :D

02:40 <PinkieShy> They even have turkey bacon.. But idk abut that..

02:40 <DashedRainbows> It's ok but not bacon :p

02:41 <PinkieShy> DashedRainbows I cook my bacon in the microwave

02:42 * DashedRainbows licks PinkieShy hoping he tastes like bacon

02:42 <PinkieShy> I smell like smoked bacon :P

02:42 <DashedRainbows> How well does that work?

02:43 <PinkieShy> Lay it on paper towel :)

02:43 <PinkieShy> on a microwave safe dish.

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02:44 <PinkieShy> It says lay bacon between paper towel.. And I cook it like the microwavable bacon says to do.. since the package for the regular bacon says it can be done in microwave i just do like i do then.. it turns out perfectly

02:44 <DashedRainbows> Hmm I could try that

02:47 <PinkieShy> Check the package :)

02:47 <DashedRainbows> I never have but should

03:07 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Fanfiction: Jailhouse Rock [ http://tinyurl.com/ybjprq9m ]

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03:58 <Thelema5> Hello everypony

04:01 * Schism passes Thelema5 a small omelet with extra cheddar.

04:01 * Schism also boops pones with a plush. https://i.pinimg.com/564x/9c/22/42/9c224207dc2aebcec6c0e1991bffaeb1--cool-stuff-nerd-stuff.jpg

04:03 <Thelema5> Thanksie!

04:07 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Cutie Mark Crusaders - Heroes [ http://tinyurl.com/y7apv79z ]

04:09 * DashedRainbows licks Thelema5 whom tastes like...

04:11 <Thelema5> Hotdogs with spicy brown mustard and saurkraut

04:12 <DashedRainbows> Interesting

04:12 <DashedRainbows> How's you

04:14 <PinkieShy> I kinda wanna try to bring the uganda knuckles meme back into popular

04:14 <PinkieShy> But transfer it into a laughing meme..

04:15 <PinkieShy> That would be so funny people running around laughing at everything

04:15 <Thelema5> Doing well, DashedRainbows.  You?

04:16 <Thelema5> PinkieShy, not sure I remember that one

04:16 <PinkieShy> Thelema5 the Ugandan Knuckles?

04:16 <PinkieShy> Its the Do you know da wae thing.

04:17 <Thelema5> Hmm.  Missed it

04:17 <DashedRainbows> I'm doing fine too

04:17 <Thelema5> Yay

04:18 * DashedRainbows runs around barking and licking pones

04:21 <DashedRainbows> I feel so boring

04:23 <DashedRainbows> How's working from home going?

04:26 <Thelema5> Most days I like it, some days I get sick and tired of spending so much time home alone

04:26 <Thelema5> I've been thinking about looking for other work, something a bit more hand-on

04:26 <Thelema5> *hands-on

04:27 <DashedRainbows> Any leads?

04:27 <Thelema5> Nah, haven't started looking.  Maybe I'll try doing something myself

04:30 <DashedRainbows> Thelema5 Inc

04:31 <Thelema5> Maybe try setting up an online shop doing dropshipping and automate the hell out of it, or do some affliate marketing, who knows

04:33 <DashedRainbows> What's dropshipping?

04:34 <Thelema5> basically you sell a product, collect the money, and then pay another company to fulfill it. So there's no inventory and no dealing with products or shipping

04:35 <DashedRainbows> Oh

04:36 <Thelema5> Low margins, but if you get the formulas right you can generate a steady income which basically runs itself after a year or two

04:36 <DashedRainbows> Thelema5.com

04:37 <Thelema5> Then you set up another shop with different products and do it again... after 4-5 years you have a living income with very little work

04:38 <Thelema5> Or I might get offline altogether and look for a warehouse job.  That's what I was happiest doing... or I might start scrapping, who knows.

04:39 <DashedRainbows> Thelema5: am I boring? My inner self critic is active again

04:40 <DashedRainbows> This pone

04:40 <DashedRainbows> Meh

04:41 * DashedRainbows needs sleep tho. Good night

04:42 <Thelema5> G'night!

04:42 <Thelema5> No, you're not boring

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04:57 <Carol_bg1992> I'm here

04:58 <Schism> It's that time again!  *watches the Z-line*

04:58 <Schism> Er, G-line.  Heh.

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05:01 <Thelema5> Heh

05:02 <Thelema5> I'm kinda hungry...

05:02 <Thelema5> Ooh, I have a fantastic smoked irish cheddat

05:02 <Thelema5> *cheddar

05:03 <Schism> Ooh, cheddah.

05:04 * Schism currently has a spiced rooibos tisane.

05:04 * Thelema5 thinks that a tea

05:05 <Schism> It's almost a tea. >.>

05:05 <Schism> But yes, Stash makes a masala spice rooibos.  Tis quite tasty.

05:06 <Schism> Er... masala rooibos, I should say.  Heh.

05:07 <Thelema5> Like, an indian masala spice blend?

05:10 <Schism> Yes.  Like chai spice tea.  >.>  (Chai == tea.)

05:11 <Thelema5> Aah, right, makes sense now

05:11 <Schism> It's like calling something ocha chai tea.

05:12 <Thelema5> I used to work with a woman from india who would alway make me a traditional spiced chai whenever I was sick.  It was SO much stronger than anything I've had commercially

05:12 <Schism> (Well, cha, rather.)

05:12 <Thelema5> And sweet

05:12 <Schism> Thelema5: Yes.  Honey is good in a spiced brew.  :>

05:12 * Schism loves a lot of clove in his spiced tea.

05:15 <Thelema5> Clove is yummy.  I used to use it a lot back in the day when I made custom incenses

05:22 * Schism offers Thelema5 some toast with butter and clove-infused wildflower honey.

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05:26 <ConfusionRift> Hello everypony.

05:26 <Thelema5> Thanksie!

05:26 * Thelema5 waves hi @ ConfusionRift

05:26 * ConfusionRift wavies back.

05:28 <ConfusionRift> So tiiiired.

05:30 * Schism offers ConfusionRift some spiced rooibos with honey?

05:33 <ConfusionRift> Nice, thankies.

05:35 <Thelema5> Hmm, what should I do today?

05:36 <Thelema5> I can go kayaking, relax at home, go hiking, or... I guess anything

05:36 <Schism> Hiking might be a good idea!  Just while it's at least a reasonable temperature, until tomorrow.

05:37 <Thelema5> Yes!  I'm just still recovering from a rib injury. but that's 99% healed

05:37 <Thelema5> For the record, don't break any ribs.  It makes moving and BREATHING really hard

05:38 * Filly_Nightmares eees at Schism for food

05:38 * Schism offers Filly_Nightmares a slice or two of baklava! It's made of purest sugar!

05:38 <Thelema5> For a while there I think my broken rib bone edge was cutting into my lungs O.o

05:39 * Filly_Nightmares nomfs it! She rolls onto her back and eees at Schism for belly wubs!

05:39 * Schism patpats the filly. And yeees, at Thelema5. "Yeesh. Glad that it's healed up."

05:40 <Thelema5> Thanksie.   Not much to be done for a broken rib.  Just restrict movement and let time take care of it.  4-5 weeks.

05:44 <Thelema5> The biggest risk is a lung infection caused by shallow breathing...

05:44 <Thelema5> But I managed okay, 99% recovered

05:44 <ConfusionRift> Huzzah!

05:45 * ConfusionRift lightly hugs Thelema5.

05:45 <Thelema5> Thanksie!

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05:48 * Schism also offers some of this tea to Adra.

05:48 <Schism> Well, tea-like tisane made of red bush leaves.

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06:00 <ConfusionRift> "How do you think we can find a crazed pyromaniac?" | [Make a choice: A/B/C? C] (sets his cot on fire) | "Hey, what are you doi-" | THERE HE IS!!!

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06:34 <ConfusionRift> Hmm, yeah. Seems I'll never leave EDM, especially the more active stuff.

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06:56 <Schism> Some projects... https://twitter.com/LEGO_Group/status/1035097798075506688

06:59 <Gilda> That's just amazing

06:59 <ConfusionRift> Hehehe. I will not envy the person who tries to follow the instructions to build this. :P

07:01 <ConfusionRift> That is still an amazing feat. And I can tell they rebuilt all the nuances the Chiron has, like the telescopic spoiler.

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07:07 <Schism> Huh.  IRC recently turned 30 years old.  Neato.

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07:09 <ConfusionRift> Nice.

07:09 <ConfusionRift> Happyyyyy birthdaaaaay.

07:14 <ConfusionRift> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-RtJOfFlZU

07:14 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

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07:18 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about See how it was made - The Amazing Life-Size LEGO Technic version of the Bugatti Chiron

07:30 <Schism> Oh cool, a character in Star Wars: Episode IX will be played by the Doctor.

07:31 <Gilda> Who?

07:31 <Schism> Matt Smith, to be precise.  You know.  The Doctor.

07:31 * Schism boops the Gilda. :P

07:31 <Gilda> Uhrr. You fail.

07:31 <Schism> It's just 'The Doctor'.

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08:06 * ConfusionRift boops Schism, for no reason.

08:07 <ConfusionRift> Actually, I was gonna ask something, but it just went over my head.

08:07 <Schism> I'm probably about to flump for one more hour, myself.

08:08 <ConfusionRift> Oh, okay. Have a good... flump.

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08:42 <Emmis> aaaaaaaaaa

08:42 <Emmis> i got mentioned here but i can't find the actual ping in the scrollback ;;

08:42 <Emmis> sorry whoever pinged me (?) i can't even find it on the log

08:43 <ConfusionRift> May have been a while ago.

08:44 <Emmis> Ahh

08:44 <Emmis> Now I feel bad I don't even know who pinged me ;;

08:44 <Schism> !log

08:44 <Unixkitty> https://unixkitty.com/logs/EquestriaDaily/latest.log.html

08:45 <Emmis> oh wow

08:45 <Emmis> thanks!

08:45 <Schism> Cheers!

08:45 * Schism now decides to flop.

08:45 <Emmis> oh good it wasn't in this channel then, it must've been some other one

08:46 <Emmis> i got so used to how discord handles mentions that it's difficult to remember how i used to do it  /m\

08:46 <Emmis> anyone here at pax west? :3

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08:48 <ConfusionRift> Nope. Stuck at home, and work just makes it impossible for me to go to conventions and such. (sighs)

08:48 <Emmis> Hmm, that's no good

08:51 <Emmis> i saw a twilight and a sunset shimmer cosplay duo there

08:51 <ConfusionRift> Heh, nice.

08:57 * Ali flumps over Emmis

08:58 <ConfusionRift> Don't see much cosplay here. Yeah, boring city. :P

08:58 * Emmis is couchpone for Ali

08:59 <Emmis> :o there's quite a bit of random people cosplaying in the city here sometimes for no reason

08:59 <Emmis> Ali, I can't sleepp ;^;

08:59 * Ali snuggles Emmis then

09:00 <Emmis> Boring cities aren't that bad in my opinion, less cars running around honking and less noise would be a nice change of pace / w\

09:00 * Emmis snuggles Ali tight

09:02 <Emmis> Any of you all had that problem where if you don't actually force yourself to lay down you probably wont sleep at all? lol

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09:04 <ConfusionRift> Yep, all the time.

09:05 <ConfusionRift> If I don't actually either exhaust myself completely or jump to sleep, I can just sit there and stay awake.

09:06 <Emmis> yeah me too

09:07 <Emmis> i better try to force myself to sleep for good though, i don't want to miss a good chunk of the day tomorrow

09:07 * Emmis pulls Ali for warm pillowpone

09:08 <Emmis> good night ya'll -w-

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09:13 <ConfusionRift> Laters, Emmis.

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11:07 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Morning Discussion #1323 [ http://tinyurl.com/y8kn8457 ]

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12:07 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Draw My Life - My Little Pony [ http://tinyurl.com/y8xj5vcx ]

12:12 <Starlight_Glimmer> Spoiler heavy last drawfriend

12:20 *** Gilda is now known as SugarRush

12:33 <Lumindia> GlimGlam!

12:33 * Lumindia hug!

12:33 <Lumindia> GlimGlam is a jerk in the latest episode

12:33 <Lumindia> liek, srs

12:36 <Starlight_Glimmer> Excuse me!

12:36 <Starlight_Glimmer> Lies and slander. Shame on you.

12:38 <Lumindia> You sold Trixie's wagon

12:38 <Lumindia> How is that not being a jerk

12:38 <Starlight_Glimmer> For something better though!

12:38 <Starlight_Glimmer> That was perfectly reasonable

12:38 <Lumindia> It wasn't yours to trade, though

12:38 * Lumindia thwacks

12:39 <Starlight_Glimmer> Mine, yours, it's all for the greater good.

12:45 <Lumindia> You realize she was SUPER upset at you, though

12:49 <Starlight_Glimmer> But in the end it all turned out O.K.

12:51 <Lumindia> You nearly sunk the ship! D:

12:51 <Lumindia> *thwacks more*

12:52 * Starlight_Glimmer thinks about trading Lumindia for some ... say ... exotic yet to be discovered fluffy equine species

12:53 <Lumindia> '-'

12:53 <Lumindia> I'm not sure how I feel about being traded away for Flufflepuff

12:53 <Starlight_Glimmer> Watch the season

12:53 <Starlight_Glimmer> You'll understand eventually <3

12:53 <Lumindia> I'm not watching ahead

12:53 <Lumindia> while we have up to EP 23 on youtube...

12:53 <Lumindia> :V

12:54 <Lumindia> I'm not watching ahead

12:54 <Lumindia> and youtube is a jerk for spoiling me on that

12:54 <Lumindia> along with some other choice words that aren't appropriate for a PG channel

12:54 <Starlight_Glimmer> Episode 24 actually

12:54 <Lumindia> Dear gods, when does it end?

12:54 <Lumindia> D:

12:55 <Starlight_Glimmer> See since it won't air on television here anyway I don't feel bad going a bit ahead

12:55 <Lumindia> well shoosh

12:55 <Starlight_Glimmer> That means I can still browse Derpibooru without being at risk of spoilers

12:55 <Lumindia> also https://i.imgur.com/W5Mbt3m.jpg have a swole birb

12:56 * Starlight_Glimmer whispers all the spoilers into Lumindia's ears

12:56 <Lumindia> Laalaalaalaalaalaalaalaa i can't hear you laalaalaalaalaalaalaa

12:57 <Starlight_Glimmer> I'll let you know once the episode airs in which Luna and I take over Equestria. Bound to happen <3 Wouldn't say no to a Midnight Horse Sparkle either.

12:59 * Lumindia thwacks MORE

12:59 <Lumindia> That one was just because I felt like it

13:05 <Starlight_Glimmer> Also tell me when you watched S09E24. There is a picture I must send you :D

13:05 * Starlight_Glimmer snuggle tackles Lumindia

13:05 * Lumindia squeak

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13:07 <Betty85> hola

13:07 <Starlight_Glimmer> Bye :P

13:08 <Starlight_Glimmer> I'm betting on it

13:08 <SugarRush> Hello!

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13:08 <Starlight_Glimmer> Called it!

13:08 <Starlight_Glimmer> :D

13:08 <SugarRush> Aw.

13:08 <SugarRush> They seemed nice

13:09 <Lumindia> they're all spambots

13:09 <Starlight_Glimmer> Until they offered you nudes. But I guess in horse terms that's less offensive.

13:09 <SugarRush> Who's "they?"

13:09 <Lumindia> Betty85 and the like

13:09 <Starlight_Glimmer> Spam bots. They've been on it for a couple of days

13:09 <SugarRush> How did you know that was one? All NameXX or something?

13:09 <Lumindia> yep

13:10 <Starlight_Glimmer> You can tell by the combination of nickname, client and first message

13:10 <Lumindia> they're not very creative

13:10 <Starlight_Glimmer> Brushie mentioned they're manual attempts though

13:10 <Starlight_Glimmer> Which makes me question how they don't learn from that

13:10 <SugarRush> Well that is a sure sign of boredom

13:11 <Starlight_Glimmer> I'd personally argue they just fake the client fingerprint.

13:11 <Starlight_Glimmer> But what do I know.

13:12 * Starlight_Glimmer also licks SugarRush because ~sweet~

13:12 * SugarRush giggles

13:15 <Starlight_Glimmer> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLgfYnS3oHE

13:15 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

13:15 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Jyc Row \u0026 PegasYs - Going Far (feat. Michelle Creber)

13:15 <Starlight_Glimmer> First time listening to that

13:15 <Starlight_Glimmer> Hits my taste quite well

13:16 <Starlight_Glimmer> Good female vocals are magic.

13:39 * Schism flops in, and boops Lumindia with a plush Khloe.

13:42 <Starlight_Glimmer> Who is Khloe?

13:43 <Schism> Khloe Aliapoh, a Miqo'te kitten who gives a specific type of quest.

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13:48 <Lumindia> she gives you a journal, and you go out and do specified instanced duties

13:48 <Lumindia> j

13:48 <Lumindia> basically you're gathering stories to tell her

13:49 <Lumindia> https://i.imgur.com/mWuwmNp.jpg

13:49 <Lumindia> as you complete a duty, you get a seal on the right side

13:49 <Lumindia> it's basically bingo

13:50 <Lumindia> if you complete more lines, you get better rewards

13:51 <Lumindia> what duties you complete have no bearing on where the seal you get is placed

13:54 <Schism> There are also two little options you get - the first lets you redo a duty, giving you effectively a free seal, and the second lets you shuffle around all the seals, but can only be done until you have seven on the board.

13:55 <Lumindia> I've done quite a few of them

13:55 <Lumindia> and have never gotten three lines

13:56 <Lumindia> that's where the good stuff is

13:56 <Lumindia> like HQ 340 crafting/gathering gear

13:56 <Schism> You don't craft or gather, tho.

13:57 <Lumindia> whttps://i.imgur.com/lOKl4dv.png excuse you?

13:57 * Cepheid awakens.

13:57 <Schism> Okay, you /didn't/ craft or gather.

13:57 <Lumindia> I was given a set of HQ Ironworks crafting and gathering gear by a friend

13:58 <Schism> Ahhh, so the next step is to get everything up to 60.  o3o

13:58 <Lumindia> WVR is next on my list

13:58 <Lumindia> because plushies

13:58 <Lumindia> o 3o

13:59 <Lumindia> did I show you my house, yet?

13:59 <Schism> Not yet!

13:59 * Schism though thinks that he should start collecting those fox items. o3o And fill his FC's house with plush foxes nestled in corners.

13:59 <Lumindia> https://i.imgur.com/ZZGhBTC.jpg

14:00 * Cepheid sits atop ADragonDreaming and makes pickled coffee.

14:00 <Lumindia> https://i.imgur.com/BSQycfW.jpg

14:00 <Lumindia> my collection of plushies thus far

14:00 <Schism> Hee.

14:00 <Schism> And nice.

14:01 <Lumindia> that's the basement, btw

14:01 * Lumindia owns a small house in the goblet

14:01 <Lumindia> main floor is nothing special

14:01 <Lumindia> https://i.imgur.com/X5VrGiY.jpg

14:01 * Schism should get a new house sometime. His old one lapsed. "If I do, though, I want to save up for a medium."

14:03 <Cepheid> "Item Description: A painting(possibly a landscape, records are unclear) that gave a mild case of diaphragmatic spasms, or hiccups, to anyone who saw it." "Current Status:  Incinerated"

14:06 <Cepheid> "A white cowboy hat.  Any person wearing is compelled to whoop and box dance uncontrollably."

14:06 * Cepheid throws the hat on Schism.

14:06 * Schism is a black hat.

14:07 * Cepheid dyes the hat black, then throws it on Schism.

14:07 * Cepheid gets dragged away by a MTF for damaging an anomalous item.

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14:08 <Elizabeth93> Hello!

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14:08 <Lumindia> that was fast

14:08 <Lumindia> probably a new recordd

14:09 <Cepheid> "Item Description: A 76-centimeter-tall statue of a clown.  In room where it was placed, a giggling sound would be noted whenever lights were turned off." "Current status:  Shot approximately 15 times with a 9mm sidearm by Agent [REDACTED].  Agent reprimanded.  No anomalous properties recorded in remains."

14:09 <Schism> Gotta love those anomalous items.  Have you read "Spring Cleaning", Cepheid?

14:10 <Cepheid> "Item Description: A white cotton-and-polyester t-shirt bearing the words 'SCP: SECURE CONTAIN PROTECT" on the front, and a crude but recognizable cartoon of SCP-173 on the back, with the caption "SCP-173: DON'T BLINK". Aside from the security breach it represents, the item has no anomalous properties."

14:10 <Cepheid> I've seen that shirt.  I know I have.

14:10 <Cepheid> I have not, Schism.

14:11 <Schism> http://www.scp-wiki.net/spring-cleaning

14:16 <Cepheid> Heh.

14:16 <Cepheid> All historically relevant items of interest, even if not anomalous.

14:19 <Schism> Yeeeup.

14:19 <Schism> Like, really freakin' important historical items.

14:24 <Cepheid> "A piece of vine charcoal that causes "Someone help me! I'm trapped in the charcoal!" to be written every several seconds whenever used for writing or drawing." "Current Status:  In Storage"

14:24 <Cepheid> "A bottle of bootleg █████ █████████ perfume, which attracts cats in a 1 km radius when used. Discovered after a gathering of over 4,000 cats caused a traffic jam in downtown ███ ███████." Where can I get this?

14:25 <Schism> You're in Ottawa.  Do you really want that many cats around?

14:26 <Cepheid> Gotta get rid of all the vermin(politicians) somehow.

14:29 * Cepheid holds up a legitimate three-sided dice.

14:29 * Schism nods, "Triangular prism."

14:30 <Cepheid> There's also another variant that uses a curved surface for the third "side"

14:30 <Cepheid> Since it's curved, it's treated as one side.

14:32 <Cepheid> In regards to anomalous stuff, I've had a continued dream for once, and again, I seem to remember the details with extreme clarity.  Like the night before, can't really discuss it here, though.

14:37 <Cepheid> "A yellow "rubber ducky" bath toy. When a subject explains in detail a practical problem to the item as though it were a living anthropomorphic duck, they will feel that they have a better understanding of said problem, and are often immediately able to come up with a solution." Hah

14:37 <Cepheid> Rubber Duck programming, or Rubber Ducking, is apparently an anomalous thing. :P

14:39 <Lumindia> HAH

14:39 <Lumindia> I just killed a Tempered Anjanath with falling boulders

14:41 <Lumindia> and it was a gold crown!

14:41 <Twilight_Sparkle> well done

14:41 <Lumindia> I TRIED to give him the option to come peacefully...

14:41 <Lumindia> he was having none of that

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14:47 <Lumindia> and it was a gold crown!

14:47 <Twilight_Sparkle> well done

14:47 <Lumindia> I TRIED to give him the option to come peacefully...

14:47 <Lumindia> he was having none of that

14:47 <Schism> Now, where was I going... ah yes.  Gotta get the Vath up to Bloodsworn too.

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14:48 * Lumindia squeeesh

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15:00 <Cepheid> Guh, I feel like I'm boiling.  Sort of like I was still in that dream of mine.  One thing I can mention about it is that the environment and architectural style of the region was an active volcano, with medieval-style castles and other similar structures built around it.  o3o

15:00 <Lumindia> https://i.imgur.com/geFIyl1.jpg

15:00 <Lumindia> nom nom nom

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15:02 <Cepheid> Yep.

15:02 <Schism> All fun and games until someone loses a tail!

15:03 <Cepheid> Glavenus/Dinovaldo is basically a themed Deviljho.  Haven't fought it yet, but apparently it's a lot different.

15:08 <Schism> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK7Cm1wBMRY > New NCHProductions video.  Extreme Behemoth!

15:08 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

15:08 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about MHWorld Shots(Follow up): Extreme Behemoth Do's and Don'ts

15:11 <Cepheid> So, Nunavut is suffering a teacher shortage.

15:11 <Cepheid> That probably explains a part of why my sister got that job up in Nunavut

15:12 <Cepheid> Schism:  Heh.  The devs adapted extreme behemoth to player tactics?

15:12 <Schism> I think that was the planned setup all along.  Extreme versions and all that.

15:14 <Cepheid> True.

15:16 <Cepheid> Huh, DPS check.  Didn't think they'd do that.

15:19 <Cepheid> Actually, scrap that statement.

15:19 <Cepheid> They've done it before, in various forms.

15:20 <Cepheid> Mohren battles are basically a DPS check.  Take too long, Mohren will destroy the ship, and you lose.  I think Lao-Shan Lung also counts, though I have no way to confirm at the moment.

15:21 <Cepheid> Teostra also has a sort of DPS check.  It's a 60-second timer that starts after it enrages.  When the rage wears off, it utilizes an attack players call Supernova.  It does massive amounts of damage(Usually a OHKO) to the entire area.

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15:22 * Schism offers Lumindia a plush Nargacuga.

15:23 <Schism> Also, huh.  So a 5-minute countdown on a DPS check is almost friendly.

15:23 <Cepheid> Given Monster Hunter, it's kind of deemed necessary.

15:23 <Cepheid> You have these wildly large attack values, say, 320 Attack, for example..

15:23 <Cepheid> But the damage calculations are funky as all heck.

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15:24 <Cepheid> The calculations are dependent on whether or not it's slicing or impact, which body part you hit, what attack you use, a percentage chance for a critical hit..

15:25 <Cepheid> And elemental attack and defenses if appropriate.

15:25 <Cepheid> Sharpness also factors in, and is different based on elemental or physical damage.

15:25 <Cepheid> There's also other finicky things too, like *WHERE* the impact point is on your weapon and the body part.

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15:26 <Cepheid> And if you're a gunner, there's a recommended range.

15:27 <Cepheid> Plus some other fun bits if you're using piercing or dragon shots.  Namely, you want to strike it from such a position that it'd get the largest complement of hits.

15:28 <Cepheid> Usually this is when you're directly in front of the monster.  Shoot the face, it'll go straight through to the tail and deal numerous hits.  Other times it could be from the side.

15:28 <Cepheid> Overall?  Ensuring maximum damage is tricky.

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15:36 <Cepheid> Used to be more troublesome prior to MH Generations, when Capcom for reasons unknown displayed attack values in a scaled manner, according to weapon classes.

15:37 <Cepheid> So for example, a Great Sword weapon with 320 attack might appear to have 1,210 attack power.  While a SnS weapon with 320 attack might appear to have 480.

15:44 <Cepheid> I absolutely, positively need to stay up until 9 PM tonight.  No ifs, ands or buts.

15:47 <Schism> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYc6y9xaoEA

15:47 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

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15:49 <Cepheid> Cute.

15:51 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Yawning Fox!

15:53 <Cepheid> Of course the first Gargwa egg I manage to get drop is a golden one.

15:55 <Schism> Well, I guess you get a max potion.

15:55 <Schism> That, or just the subquest completion.

15:56 <Cepheid> Neither.

15:56 <Schism> 500 zenny?

15:57 <Cepheid> Yep.

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16:05 <Cepheid> ... So how does one get a shiny drop off a gargwa, I wonder..?

16:06 <Twilight_Sparkle> same way you get the egg

16:06 <Cepheid> Kick 'em?

16:06 <Twilight_Sparkle> Yeh

16:06 <Twilight_Sparkle> or otherwise scare them

16:07 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by ExplodingPonyToast: Music: Wandering Artist - Train Bells [Orchestral] [ http://tinyurl.com/ydbwuqvs ]

16:08 <Cepheid> All I ever seem to get are eggs, unfortunately.

16:11 <Schism> Cat stairs.  https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DmBIbkMWsAAERFu.jpg

16:11 <Cepheid> I have a terrible joke I want to make here, but I can't.  I can change the word in question that prevents me from doing so, but it ruins the joke to do so.

16:11 <Cepheid> Schism:  I have plans in the works to make something like that for Spitfire in my bedroom.

16:11 <Twilight_Sparkle> Speak it into mine query ears

16:13 <Cepheid> Also, can someone explain to me why [REDACTED] isn't allowed to be said on American TV, when [REDACTED] is?

16:14 <Schism> Nobody ever said that FCC regulations made a lick of sense.

16:15 <Schism> Obviously I can't directly reference George Carlin's evergreen rant, but it remains awesome.

16:15 <Cepheid> Well [redacted].

16:16 * Cepheid looks at the Hammer weapons crafting. "Oh, hey, a weapon for Schism."

16:17 <Cepheid> If I ever plan to play online, I'm gonna have to find a better wireless solution.

16:17 <Schism> Cepheid: Frying pan?

16:17 <Cepheid> As the wifi signal for my Switch is terrible.

16:17 <Cepheid> That'd be the one. :P

16:18 <Cepheid> Unstable environment, Dunes.  Either Gendrome or Cephy.

16:19 <Cepheid> And the Mark I eyeball says Cephy!

16:20 <Schism> "A proper saute pan should cause serious head injury if brought down hard against someone's skull. If you have any doubts about which will dent—the victim's head or your pan—then throw that pan right in the trash."

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16:28 <Cepheid> Anyone up for sandfish?

16:32 <Schism> When new cats appear in the house, old cats get a little suspicious.  https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DgucR5iUEAAbfIw.jpg:large

16:32 <Lumindia> haha

16:35 <Cepheid> So I just learned something about fishing in MHGen.

16:36 <Cepheid> Apparently, moving the control stick causes the bobber to move around.

16:37 <Schism> Somewhat helpful, that.

16:37 <Cepheid> Give it makes it easier to catch a certain fish?  Yes

16:37 <Cepheid> I've been sitting here assuming it didn't move.   I don't know when this was implemented.

16:38 <Cepheid> It could have been as far back as 3rd gen and I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW.  o3o

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16:39 * Schism waves a fishing pole in Ganon's face.

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16:44 <Cepheid> Twilight_Sparkle, did you know about this?

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16:49 <Cepheid> Now that I'm done of that quest, I have to go confirm.  *Loads up MH4U*

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16:52 <Betty_23> holaa

16:52 <Cepheid> Looks like it was introduced in MHGen.

16:53 <Crimson_Tail> you can leave spammer

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16:54 <Crimson_Tail> ..magic

16:54 <SugarRush> He didn't spam.... What does he normally do

16:54 <Cepheid> Not in-channel, no.

16:54 <Crimson_Tail> PMs

16:55 <Cepheid> There's been a series of bots showing up with names like <Something><Number>, they spam via PM, posting links to content inappropriate for the channel and in general being a nuisance.

16:55 <Crimson_Tail> Actually I can just as easily counter this

16:55 <Crimson_Tail> thanks to one usermode

16:55 <SugarRush> Ah, I see

17:07 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Comic: Brother / Pseudofiction / Woke / Hand / Black Feather 1:8 / A Wish 1:1 / Pone Wars 6:22 [ http://tinyurl.com/ydyqzqf8 ]

17:10 * Cepheid yells "Spy Check!" And then applies a whetstone to Schism.

17:10 <Cepheid> Also, yes, cats are suspicious of newcomers.  Sorry, forgot to respond to that picture. :P

17:11 <Cepheid> That's how Tizzy was with Spitfire.  And how Tizzy and Spitfire were with garagekitten.

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17:31 <Cepheid> Do conspiracy theorists allergic to aluminum think that their allergy is a conspiracy by the government to prevent them from wearing tinfoil hats that protect them from the government's mind-reading rays?

17:32 <Cepheid> For some reason that was harder to type out than I thought it'd be.

17:46 <Cepheid> I should start carrying barrel bombs now.  Monsters are able to return to their rest spot before I can kill them now, so..

17:46 <Cepheid> Bomb 'em to death.

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18:07 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Fanfiction: Broken Bindings [ http://tinyurl.com/y76r9h45 ]

18:10 <Cepheid> Huh.  You can apparently cart yourself with bombs.

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18:49 <Cepheid> ...

18:49 <Cepheid> Oh my gods.

18:49 <Cepheid> I just carted myself as the monster died.

18:51 <Schism> Gah!  Hate when that happens.

18:51 <Schism> Step back, the blue's about to put you under.

18:51 <Cepheid> I need to carry small bombs with me for detonating the large ones.

18:52 <Cepheid> 'Cause attacking 'em just leads to death and agony.

19:07 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Episode Followup: On the Road to Friendship - AKA What GEN 5 Should Be  [ http://tinyurl.com/y7ntp7a6 ]

19:18 * Schism rubs Astera Jerky on his wounds before the bar drops away.

19:20 <Cepheid> Someone at Algonquin College is an SCP fan.

19:20 <Cepheid> "A Triumph Adler TA-1600 brand computer. When activated all peripherals are turned into aged Abbaye de Belloc cheese." "Location Recovered:  Algonquin College, Canada"

19:22 <Cepheid> Given the device in question, it was likely someone in Comp. Sci.

19:24 <Cepheid> I'm betting Mr. Allosaur.

19:25 <Schism> Hmmm.  o3o

19:25 <Schism> Still, sounds delicious.

19:29 <Cepheid> And for the record, no that wasn't his name.  It was a nickname derived from his e-mail address.  The school used a convention of "<first six letters of last name><first letter of first name>."  And his name was Robert Allison.  As such: "allisor", change the "o" to "au" :P

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19:51 * Cepheid hands Schism 17g of plasticine.

19:51 * Schism raises an eyebrow, and attaches wires to it.

19:52 <Cepheid> "A 17g lump of Plasticine which, when viewed by more than one person, is unanimously agreed to be too much Plasticine. Mechanism for perpetuation of this worldview is currently unknown. No anomalous effects if viewed by only one person."

20:02 * Filly_Nightmares chews on SugarRush

20:02 * Filly_Nightmares chews on Schism face

20:05 * SugarRush will give cavities if chewed to excess

20:06 * Cepheid wanders off to take a shower.

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20:24 * Cepheid wanders back.

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20:34 <Starlight_Glimmer> SugarRush: Is there like a ZeroRush? :3

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20:40 <Cepheid> One thing I will not miss when I move onto MHWorld is the "Monster stands in the zoning area" thing.

20:47 <Finwe> o3o

20:47 <Finwe> Good evening, my small equines.

20:50 * Filly_Nightmares wigglewaggles onto Finwe face

20:50 <Finwe> Miss Filly_Nightmares.

20:50 <RazorSharpFang> I've finally cured my first zombie villager (Minecraft) and am now well on my way to making an artificial village in the sky, safe from zombies

20:50 * Finwe doffs his nightcap.

20:53 <Starlight_Glimmer> Nightcap? Who wears nightcaps?

20:54 * Schism drinks Finwe's nightcap. o3o

20:54 * Finwe boops Schism.

20:59 <Schism> 'A number of regulation basketballs, the interiors of which contain a compressed network of nervous tissue and undifferentiated stem cells. DNA analysis reveals the tissue in each ball is genetically identical to a current member of the Harlem Globetrotters.'

21:01 <Cepheid> Anomalous item or SCP?  Seems like it should be a SCP.

21:02 <Schism> Anomalous, because it doesn't demonstrate any other properties.

21:04 <Cepheid> Hey there dude, I killed all 20 of them jaggi and jaggia for you, so you can stop worrying about your kid getting mauled by the DAIMYO HERMITAUR YOU DIDN'T MENTION AT ALL!

21:06 <Cepheid> Least it exploded nicely.  Two Barrel Bomb L+s, and a small bomb to set 'em off.

21:06 <Cepheid> Exploded the face of that thing like you wouldn't believe.

21:07 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: MLP Season 8 In a Nutshell: Ep. 15 "The Hearth's Warming Club" [ http://tinyurl.com/yca7yxsh ]

21:08 <Schism> Heh.  "A wooden barrel that, when opened, manifests a capuchin monkey (Cebinae) in a clown outfit."

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21:17 <Cepheid> What would make a skull "dignified"?

21:21 <Cepheid> Meanwhile, how did I get three full skulls from one monster?

21:22 <Schism> Matroyshka?

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21:24 <Cepheid> Twilight_Sparkle:  So, turns out Stamina Oil does one other thing.  Makes all of my attacks against the heads of monsters into impact attacks.  This means I can KO a monster with relative ease, provided I can reach it's head.

21:24 <Cepheid> Schism:  A skull within a skull within a skull.  And within that skull is a tear.

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21:25 <Sandra_> I'm here

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21:41 *** SugarRush is now known as Fall

21:45 <Cepheid> Gypceros goes to sleep->Bombs->Crest Breaks->One slash->Gypceros dies.

21:49 <Schism> Nice.  */thumbsup*

21:49 <Cepheid> Next up, catch a giant krabby crab.

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21:56 <Cepheid> ... o.O

21:56 <Cepheid> I used a stun trap, then hit it with two tranqs.  No good.

21:56 <Cepheid> So I attack it to weaken it... and it suddenly becomes captured?

21:56 <Cepheid> Apparently tranq bombs last until it breaks free from the trap?

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22:07 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Drawfriend Stuff (Pony Art Gallery) #2728 [ http://tinyurl.com/yc9spu7s ]

22:10 <Starlight_Glimmer> That song I posted earlier is only available on the Solar Edition of the album

22:10 <Starlight_Glimmer> This is heresy

22:10 <Starlight_Glimmer> I'm not buying no sun products :-/

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22:11 <Fall> Go Deborah96!

22:11 <Deborah96> holaa

22:11 <Fall> You can do it!

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22:12 <Fall> Aw. Did well that time though

22:13 <Starlight_Glimmer> spam

22:13 <Fall> I find them quite amusing now

22:15 <Starlight_Glimmer> Interesting though. They appear to change around clients

22:15 <Starlight_Glimmer> Or at the very least their fingerprints

22:15 <Starlight_Glimmer> Might be manual after all

22:16 <Cepheid> Don't be so sure.  Software can be automated.  Even software that one does not have the source code to.

22:19 <Starlight_Glimmer> Sure

22:20 <Starlight_Glimmer> But their behaviour is somewhat odd.

22:20 <Cepheid> You assume trolls/spammers work under common sense logic.

22:21 <Cepheid> Many do it for the "lulz" of annoying people.

22:24 <Starlight_Glimmer> Nuh. It's just too much of an effort to setup scripts for multiple clients. The law of laziness says I'd do one and fake the characteristics of the others when needed. Since at that point the show is over for a spam bot the quit message isn't usually part of that though

22:25 <Starlight_Glimmer> Which makes me think they might actually be manual attempts.

22:27 <Cepheid> Breaks down when you mention the law of laziness.  If they're so lazy as to not automate it, why even bother doing it at all?

22:27 <Cepheid> It's more like someone who just acquired or learned of a new toy, and is playing around with it because they're stupid.  Seen a few of those at college and university.

22:28 <Starlight_Glimmer> Meh if you don't know how to automate it then it's your only choice

22:28 <Cepheid> One created a fork bomb and kept running it on the Comp Sci network much to the admin's chagrin.  The other wrote an application that allowed remote control of the keyboard, mouse and other stuff from another computer.

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22:30 * Cepheid attempts to mine. Numerous monsters swarm him, attack repeatedly, interfering with the mining.

22:31 * Cepheid proceeds to use ultra-violence. Off screen, the screeches of several monsters, and someone raging and yelling at them can be heard. Suddenly, after a long screech, there is silence. Then the *CLINK!* of mining.

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22:46 <Cepheid> Schism, is it just me or is the Foundation a tad excessive when it comes to destroying anomalous items?

22:47 <Sombra> Why did I read that as capitalism

22:47 <Cepheid> I have no idea.  Anomaly?

22:48 <Sombra> Brain tumor

22:50 <Sombra> Knock knock neo.

22:51 <Schism> Cepheid: Sometimes they do go a little overboard.

22:52 <Cepheid> In this case, a domino that exerts exactly the opposite amount of force applied to it, such that it can't be knocked over.  An Agent shot it with a 9mm for some reason.

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22:53 <Sombra> bad idea.

22:54 <Cepheid> Apparently it was enough to overcome the anomaly.  Destroyed the domino.

22:55 <Schism> "Item Description: A 5kg plastic tub of ice cream labeled "Rocky Road". Bag maintains a constant internal temperature of 97 degrees Celsius, maintaining this in environments of any temperature."

22:55 <Schism> Pity.  I could go for some Rocky Road right about now, but not if it's boiling.

22:55 <Cepheid> I would hate to be the person who had to taste-test that.

22:56 <Sombra> Have you ever shot a .45 ACP?

22:57 <Cepheid> No. I live in Canada, to start.

22:57 <Schism> Hah.  A hand grenade recovered in the process of exploding.

22:58 <Sombra> I don't see what difference that makes, you can get 1911's in Canada

22:58 <Sombra> Oh right, the handgun laws... well, maybe a .45 ACP carbine

22:58 <Sombra> Like a uh... maybe a kriss vector?

22:58 <Schism> "A drinking glass that, when held, will have any fluid within to be transmuted into urine. A urinalysis test of the urine collected from the glass revealed that the urine within will always match that of the current wielder of the anomaly."  Shame that was destroyed.  It'd make for great urinalysis testing.

22:59 <Cepheid> A better way to put the law is as such:  If it isn't designed for hunting, it's probably illegal.

23:00 <Cepheid> And yes, technically any gun can be used for hunting, but many guns weren't intended to be used for hunting.

23:00 <Sombra> I know for a fact that that isn't true.

23:00 <Sombra> As I know people with Tavors and chinese m14's and T-95's

23:00 <Sombra> The bullpup rifle... not the tank

23:01 <Cepheid> The M14 is treated as a hunting weapon apparently.

23:01 <Sombra> Oh there's also the robinson arms XCR

23:01 <Sombra> Actually let me check out that website again...

23:01 <Cepheid> I guess technically, you would need more powerful weapons for hunting larger critters.

23:02 <Sombra> Well

23:02 <Sombra> You'd need something bigger than a .223 for hunting a Canadian Moose

23:03 <Sombra> Oh, and also VZ-58's

23:03 <Sombra> And mini-14's

23:04 <Sombra> Honestly I can't remember what the handgun laws are in Canada, but I believe they're more difficult to acquire than rifles

23:04 <Cepheid> In any case, it's moot.  I'm not a fan of owning guns.  If I'm dragged out to a shooting range and handed a gun, just for the sake of "seeing what it's like", I'll use it at the shooting range, but that's it.

23:05 <Sombra> It's a fine thing to do, when you're a man in a free country.

23:05 <Cepheid> What are you implying with that statement?

23:06 <Sombra> That to be a man is to be self sufficient and self reliant.  And a weapon helps one become self sufficient and self reliant.

23:06 <Cepheid> I disagree.

23:06 <Cepheid> There are many better, more useful ways to become self-sufficient and self-reliant.

23:06 <Sombra> Then what does it mean to you.

23:07 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Drawfriend - Equestria Girls / Anthro MLP Art Gallery #42 [ http://tinyurl.com/y9zxps4n ]

23:07 <Cepheid> Nothing.  I was clarifying what the implication was.  As there's multiple ways to read that statement.

23:07 <Sombra> Lets not kid ourselves, deep inside of all our higher functions, and our large brains are animals, just like any other.  And animals can be dangerous.

23:07 <Cepheid> One of many implications being "A free country is one where people can own and shoot guns."

23:08 <Sombra> Own and shoot guns? Probably not.  Own weapons though? Definetly, as in the modern day, a weapon is a means to survival.

23:12 <Schism> It's an interesting reaction to fear, the willingness to kill your fellow person.

23:12 <Sombra> It's an understandable one.

23:13 <Sombra> But I suppose it's like learning about a very grim part of history, it's ugly, and terribly, but it must be done if you are to prevent it happening again in the future.

23:13 <Schism> Personally, I reject the notion.

23:14 <Sombra> Inside you there is a monster, and it's best to understand him.

23:14 <Schism> Anyway.  We may as well take it to #equestriandiscourse, might be a better spot.

23:14 <Sombra> No such thing my dear.

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23:14 <Schism> Better spot than this channel.

23:21 <Cepheid> All of 3* quests done except for the Urgent.

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23:27 <Cepheid> Right, let's get this out of the way.  Off to Malfestio, the birdbrain.

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23:33 * Schism makes a pot of NQ coffee.

23:34 <Cepheid> NQ coffee?

23:34 <Schism> Normal quality, instead of High quality.

23:34 <Cepheid> Ah.

23:39 <Cepheid> Bah!

23:39 <Cepheid> I couldn't sleep-bomb the Malfestio.  Turns out it's rest spot is in an unreachable location.

23:50 * Cepheid wanders around and finds out what everyone in the world of Monster Hunter wants him to do.

23:51 * Twilight_Sparkle is in Yukumpo

23:52 <Cepheid> I tend to stick in Berhna, myself.

23:57 <Cepheid> Geezus, so many villager requests.

23:59 <Twilight_Sparkle> oops

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