Log archive of EquestriaDaily for Thursday, 2018-12-13

00:04 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Comic: After Tiring Work / Gift / Outfield 15 / At Ease 2 / Lone Hair [ http://tinyurl.com/y8ncdyao ]

00:05 <DashedRainbows> how's the Thelema5?

00:31 <Ali> Cepheid, are you still awake?

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00:35 <Thelema5> DashedRainbows, I'm full. Just got done eating dinner

00:35 <Thelema5> Brioche was a poor choice of bread

00:36 <Thelema5> It's great for burgers, so I though, maaaybe. But the sauce overpowered it on a seemingly molecular level

00:36 <DashedRainbows> That's good

00:37 <DashedRainbows> And hmm

00:42 <Thelema5> The good news is that I unepectedly received a very generous holiday bonus from work, and a VERY unexpected personal gift from my boss and his family. $1500 between the two. O.o

00:42 <DashedRainbows> Yay!

00:43 <Lumindia_> Damn

00:43 <Lumindia_> that's pretty nice

00:43 <Thelema5> Right? I was thinking $50 maybe, or a giftcard

00:43 <Lumindia_> I mean, that's a lot of money regardless of how you look at it

00:43 <Lumindia_> that's a month and a half of rent for me

00:43 <Thelema5> Absolutely.

00:44 <Thelema5> Same here, well, before I paid off my mortgage

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00:49 <Thelema5> The bonus I can sorta understand, I made the company a lot of money this year. But the personal gift I feel bad about. The man handed me an envelop with $500 cash in it. That comes out of his pocket and was completely unnecessasary

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01:07 <Schism> DashedRainbows, would you like to play a free game about a group of explorers seeking to traverse the ruins of ancient civilizations and solve their puzzles?

01:08 <Schism> Without killing anything, I should point out.

01:14 <PinkieShy> Its 74 inside with the heat on and i am freezing cold o_o

01:14 <PinkieShy> even the tap water feels warm to me.

01:15 <Schism> Pour some tea into yourself!

01:15 <PinkieShy> This is just weird being this cold..

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01:29 <Cepheid> Ali, sorry.  Me and my mother wanted to spend time together.  She is going a bit stircrazy because of the broken leg.

01:30 <Ali> Its ok Cepheid, I don't mind

01:31 <Cepheid> She is also kind of going crazy because she can't do any housework. >.>

01:32 * Ali nod nods and hugs Cepheid

01:33 <PinkieShy> Okay this is getting odd.. I might go get a jacket.. :/

01:34 <PinkieShy> Until i feel very warm again.

01:34 <Thelema5> Try wrapping in a blanket?

01:34 <Thelema5> That's what I do most of the time, even when working

01:35 <PinkieShy> I got a blanket but its the size of a bed :P

01:36 <Thelema5> XD

01:44 <Thelema5> Speaking of being cold, my poor kitteh has been so cold since we had to shave him :(

01:44 <Thelema5> He spends most of the day sleeping under the blankets on my bed

01:52 <Schism> You clearly need to let him rest on your feet.

01:52 <Schism> Share your warmth with him, and let him steal your lifeforce.

01:53 <Schism> As kittehs do.

01:57 <DashedRainbows> I fell asleep again

01:58 <Thelema5> Schism, I think he prefers to spoon O.o

01:58 * Filly_Nightmares kneads Schism for warms

02:04 * DashedRainbows licks Schism

02:04 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Nightly Discussion #1647 [ http://tinyurl.com/yasx9w39 ]

02:04 * Schism wraps Filly_Nightmares in noodles, then tomatoes, then cheeses.

02:05 <Schism> Thelema5, just removed a one-week beard and now my face hurts.  Stupid microcuts.

02:06 <Schism> I don't let it go that long, usually.

02:12 * DashedRainbows nibbles on Schism for food

02:14 <Schism> Razor burn.  Ow.

02:19 * Schism groans. Offers DashedRainbows some carrots soaked in honey and paprika and butter, then grilled for a few minutes at 425F.

02:19 <PinkieShy> Would laying in bed cause your oral temperature to go up to 100.7?

02:20 <Schism> Could just be your body's response to a virus.  Or a cold, or an infection.

02:20 <PinkieShy> Maybe the temperature checker was off since i just got up bed.. I'll check it again in a minute.

02:20 <PinkieShy> Got a jacket on though.. still cold..

02:21 <PinkieShy> Jacket has like fake fur in it.. which seems to be helping a little.

02:21 <Thelema5> Pinkie, that's a very mild fever and it's probably why you feel cold

02:21 <Schism> You're feeling cold.

02:21 <Thelema5> That's because your skin is warmer than usual- so the air feels colder than usual

02:24 <Schism> "I can't exactly get a job when my hair looks like it was styled by the Furies."

02:24 <Thelema5> Ah ha ha, that's usually true.

02:24 <Thelema5> I'm lucky to have gotten a job with a massive beard- in hippietown USA

02:25 <Thelema5> They're used to it there, if not expecting it

02:25 <Thelema5> XD

02:25 <Schism> Right now, my hair is a tangle akin to Alestra's on a good day, and Medusa's on a bad.

02:25 * Thelema5 averts his eyes

02:25 <Schism> So yeah.  Gotta get that fixed.

02:25 <Thelema5> Good luck!

02:26 <PinkieShy> Just took some dayquil.. Hopefully it helps.

02:28 <Thelema5> Only thing that will really help an infection (whether viral or bacterial) is bedrest, time, and keeping hydrated

02:28 <Thelema5> Well that and antibiotics, in the case of a bad bacterial infection

02:30 <Thelema5> Our body's immune systems are amazing things, very very good at what it does. Sometimes it just takes a little while and causes some discomfort. Like that fever. That's not caused by the infection... it's your body's response to the infection. Raising your temp to help kill off pathogens

02:30 <Schism> Antibiotics work by sneaking in and filling in the biological niches which most infections would take as their own.

02:31 <Thelema5> Sadly, we're running out of effective forms of antibiotics because we've effectively pushed evolution of the bugs to favor those that are resistant

02:32 <Schism> For viral infections, fevers are good for you.  They just... tend to hurt.

02:33 <Thelema5> Yeah, high fevers are the suck. Chills, body aches, bone and joint  pain, lethargy... blech

02:34 <Schism> The muscle pain is the worst.

02:34 <Thelema5> Yeah

02:35 <Thelema5> I thought I'd had the flu before until a few years ago when I actually had the flu.

02:35 <Thelema5> Colds and "flu like symptoms"are nowhere close

02:36 <Thelema5> Could barely get out of bed, two weeks of misery

02:36 <Schism> I've had the flu often enough in my past that yeah... nothing compares.

02:36 * DashedRainbows whines

02:36 <Schism> Except for that one time I had chickenpox.

02:37 <Schism> That was fun.  Get the freakin' vaccine.

02:37 <DashedRainbows> I'll take it I guess

02:37 <Schism> Not gotten the chix vaccine?

02:38 <DashedRainbows> Nope gotten chickenpox and shingles

02:39 <Schism> Oh, then ... yeeech.  Yeah, no need to get that...

02:39 <Thelema5> I was too young to remember chickenpox. Scarlet fever, too, leading to rhuemic (sp) fever. I'm told I was near to death with that one.

02:39 <Thelema5> Yay child neglect!

02:42 <DashedRainbows> Meh

02:43 <DashedRainbows> They did keep you from dying

02:44 <DashedRainbows> I meant the carrots Schism

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02:49 <Thelema5> Nah, CPS kept me from dying

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02:52 * Thelema5 offers everypony some cocoa dusted almonds

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03:04 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by ExplodingPonyToast: Album: Freewave - Under The Covers Of Night / The Librarian [ http://tinyurl.com/yah2f2sh ]

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03:21 <DashedRainbows> I'm disappointed

03:21 <RazorSharpFang> Well, don't be. :)

03:21 <DashedRainbows> It's been nearly two weeks

03:26 <Thelema5> Disappointed about what?

03:27 <PinkieShy> For a second there i thought it was DashedRainbows that said "Well, don't be. :)"

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03:28 <RazorSharpFang> Hey hey.

03:28 <RazorSharpFang> I got work from 2 PM to 9 PM today.

03:28 <DashedRainbows> About still not having a kidney

03:29 * DashedRainbows also licks RazorSharpFang

03:29 <Ali> RazorSharpFang, I don't know aussietime

03:29 <RazorSharpFang> It is 11:30 AM, so I start work in 2+1/2 hours. It'll take me 1+1/2 hours to get there, and I need to prepare.

03:30 <Ali> Geebus that's a long distance

03:30 <RazorSharpFang> It's not actually that long, it's just that the transit system here is dodgy.

03:31 <Ali> Like Gohan level dodging?

03:32 <RazorSharpFang> Little kid Gohan levels.

03:33 <Ali> Eeyup, you got the reference

03:34 <RazorSharpFang> I have to switch train lines too, which sucks.

03:37 * DashedRainbows licks Ali. I like to think that ponies taste like cotton candy

03:38 <Thelema5> yeah, I hate that RazorSharpFang

03:57 * PinkieShy is shivering.

03:58 <PinkieShy> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DuRJq5xXcAE68Gt.jpg

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04:02 <Thelema5> PinkieShy, you are sick for sure. Probably a common cold which will resolve in a few days... if it doesn't, it could be a more serious infection. Stay rested, drink plenty of fluids, and take NSAIDs as needed to reduce fever and inflamation.

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05:25 <PinkieShy> night..

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05:47 <Schism> "I think that Sombra is comprised of Order, Shadow and Wind." "One of these things is not like the others." "Oh, you got that, did you?"

06:06 <Schism> Lumindia: Observe, a fantastic team!  https://twitter.com/omgfloofy/status/1073094978233085952

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06:36 <Schism> Hm.  Local papers are parsimonious with the details regarding a giant middle finger constructed in Vermont, as a statement to a local official.

06:36 <Schism> I want to know more.

06:40 <Schism> Jaye: I think I need a freakin' haircut.  I think you might, too.

06:41 * Ali pat pats Schism, whom seems to be talking to himself.

06:41 * Schism headtilts. Is also talking to Thelema5.

06:42 * Ali headtilts too, sees no responses.

06:42 <Schism> I am also speaking to a cute unicorn.

06:42 * Ali ish not cute darn it

06:43 <Schism> Cutiecorn.  Anyhoom, Thelema5, how long's it been since you had your hair done?

06:44 <Schism> Or your beard trimmed...

06:50 <Schism> I'll admit that part of the reason I'm holding off is because I want a gender-neutral, even feminine cut, which... isn't wouldn't go over well.

06:50 <Schism> s/isn't//

06:54 <Schism> Er... for what it's worth, not that I'm specifically trans, but there's that... thing.

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07:44 <ConfusionRift> Hello everypony.

07:44 * Schism bolts ConfusionRift with a Cold ball. o3o "I mean, um. Hi."

07:45 <ConfusionRift> Gonna get back to that in a bit. Eating real quick. :P

07:45 <Schism> Kaykay.  o3o  You've got a great scene to get back to.

07:47 <Schism> If you stream that, I'd love to see.

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07:49 <ConfusionRift> Don't have the means to. Sorry. Also, it may bother you ow I play. :P

07:49 <ConfusionRift> *how

07:50 <Schism> Are you kidding?  I play like a maniacal kid on steroids.  I fall into water at least five times a minute.

07:50 <Schism> But if you don't have the means, then d'aww.

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07:52 <Schism> I just want to see how you react to that section of the game, that's all.

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07:57 <Schism> "LEA?!"

07:58 <ConfusionRift> o_0

07:59 * DashedRainbows curls up to sleep

07:59 <Schism> Which part is that, then?

07:59 <DashedRainbows> Night

07:59 <Schism> Rest well, DR.

07:59 * Schism provides DR with some warm blankets.

08:00 <ConfusionRift> Are you talking about the time Lea told Lea some dark stuff about how Lea could not be Lea?

08:00 <Schism> Oh wait, you're still... at that point?

08:01 <Schism> You haven't gotten to the point where you actually do the tower?

08:01 <ConfusionRift> I'm in the tower.

08:01 <Schism> Oh, then no.

08:01 <Schism> The "Lea?!" bit is a bit further on.

08:02 <Schism> And... well, you'll see it soon.

08:10 <ConfusionRift> I have a suspicion as to what will happen. Don't tell me though. :P

08:12 <Schism> It's maybe one of the best parts of the game, so no.

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08:19 <ConfusionRift> I was also gonna mention that I don't trust my connection for streaming either.

08:20 <Schism> That's fair.

08:20 <Schism> Seriously, finish the tower.  :P

08:21 <ConfusionRift> o_0

08:21 * ConfusionRift gets even more curious.

08:21 <Schism> It's goooood.

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08:24 <ConfusionRift> Back to the game then.

08:25 <ConfusionRift> ...why is scptookit not working?

08:26 <Schism> Sony playstation 3/4 drivers... erm... reseat the controllesr?

08:27 <Schism> controllers*

08:27 <ConfusionRift> I just had to restart the software.

08:27 <Schism> It's always something simple, isn't it.

08:28 <ConfusionRift> Nope. Half the time it is, the other half is you wrestling for hours trying to figure out the problem... and suddenly it starts working on its own. Like nothing ever happened.

08:28 <Schism> That's... pretty simple on its own... but yeah. ._.

08:34 <ConfusionRift> Room 1... stuck in room 1... (sighs) No. There's got to be another solution.

08:35 <Schism> Exit... :S

08:41 <ConfusionRift> ...not that room.

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08:44 <Schism> Mwehehe.

08:48 <ConfusionRift> "To level 0... HOOOOO!!!"

08:48 * Schism woooos.

08:50 <Schism> Sounds like you've gotten to the fun part.  :P

08:56 <ConfusionRift> Well, this problem became personal.

08:56 <Schism> "Help me..."

08:57 <Schism> And then that, yes.

08:57 <Schism> Or that first.  o.o

09:04 <ConfusionRift> Feels strange to see this place again... and that rain just poofed away.

09:06 <Schism> Ah, you got out of the tower?

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09:07 <Schism> A GLORIOUS VICTORY is what it was and then.

09:08 <ConfusionRift> Yarp. Ijust watching the bucket challenge... I mean, the instant matter tests.

09:08 <Schism> "Pick her up."

09:09 <Schism> "LeaHyBiWhyLEA?!"

09:09 <ConfusionRift> "...how?!" | "Again!" | "WHY?!"

09:09 <Schism> Also, "She's an Avatar, she doesn't feel the cold." "I think she needs this for a different reason."

09:10 <Koopz> "In a full open room, you'd rather stand near the walls than the middle."

09:10 <Schism> Koopz: different reason.  You should play CrossCode too if you have the opportunity.

09:11 <Koopz> ಠ_ಠ

09:11 <Schism> ConfusionRift, that battle with the Snail was pretty awesome, though.  :3

09:11 <ConfusionRift> I'll most likely never see damage numbers that huge. :P

09:11 <Koopz> "Agree, mostly agree, partly agree, neutral, ..."

09:12 <Schism> Around 10 quadrillion?  Probably not.  :P

09:12 <Koopz> "Well, i'd stand wherever a beer is acquirable the fastest"

09:13 <Schism> Koopz: A GM sent the player character up against a boss which had roughly 10*10^24 HP.  

09:13 <Schism> In response, a hacker on the PC's side forced the adds to drop a buff which doubled the player character's attack, every time one died.

09:14 <Koopz> obviously said buff is stackable

09:14 <Schism> Exactly.

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09:15 <Koopz> lots of kiting, one-hit-wonder

09:15 <Schism> It's still a pretty tricky boss, but that makes it fun, too.

09:15 <ConfusionRift> I never got to finish the raaaaiiiiidddd!!!!

09:15 <Schism> Poor Emelie.  X3

09:16 <Koopz> don't forget to unequip your weapon and punch the boss instead because it looks cooler

09:16 <Schism> Sadly, doesn't work -- you've gotta beat two of the adds before the hacker realizes, "Hey, this is a thing I can do."

09:18 <Schism> They drop atk+ bonuses, and he just turns them from a straight buff into an exponential one.  For what it's worth, the GM just looks on and says, "Wait... hahah WHAT?!" and just lets it happen.

09:19 <ConfusionRift> Urgh, everyone's angry. As expected. (stretches) Let's see how it pans out.

09:20 <ConfusionRift> Hmm, Scneider shows as offline. Makes sense.

09:20 <Schism> It's... yeah.  Get to the next segment of the story.

09:22 <ConfusionRift> ...huh....HUH?!

09:22 <Schism> Ahhh, yeah.

09:22 <ConfusionRift> So THAT'S how it iiiiis.

09:22 <Schism> So you think.  o3o

09:23 <ConfusionRift> ...and it wasn't. Interesting.

09:24 <Schism> Emelie has absolutely no idea why Lea is hugging Lukas, when she thought that Lea was HER OTP.

09:24 <Schism> <Emelie> :<!

09:26 <Schism> These jokes aside, welcome to the actual plot.  :P

09:29 <ConfusionRift> That took a while! Longer than FFX. :P

09:31 <ConfusionRift> Not... the time... green-haired sphere toss man.

09:31 <Schism> Seriously, he should... honestly get that she's not in the mood.  Buuuut...

09:31 <Schism> Lea kind of wants to punch someone in the face right then.

09:32 <ConfusionRift> He did, for one second. And then his ego kicked in again and took her yes.

09:33 <Schism> And now you get to prove your worth as a blocker.

09:34 <Schism> Or go back and get proper equipment beforehand.

09:34 <ConfusionRift> By the way, don't like this guy and the duels. I noticed he has other techniques and arts that are impossible to have together, unless you you are at the stage level limit or really high for that area.

09:35 <Schism> He's... yeah, he sucks, he has a lot of really late-game skills at every stage.  On the other hand, he's really, REALLY easy to cheese with Pin Body.

09:35 <Schism> And if you can perform a perfect block or two, he goes down like a chump.

09:35 <ConfusionRift> Remember, my build is not for defense.

09:36 <Schism> Then ranged combat is the go-to.

09:36 <Schism> Dodge, move, and hit him with a charged ranged shot now and again.

09:37 <Schism> And if melee combat is your preference... um...

09:37 <ConfusionRift> Oh yeah, I can't juggle him, but he can juggle me JUUUUST fiiiine. That includes interrupting my arts.

09:37 <ConfusionRift> I think I got this.

09:38 <Schism> Seriously, perfect blocks should be a go-to.  You might not be able to clear ALL his damage, but you can do at least a pretty decent job.  Then save your arts for when he gets exhausted.

09:39 <Schism> And then block immediately when he counters.  Those [p]s are delightful to hear.

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09:46 <ConfusionRift> ...unacceptable. (re-loads)

09:46 <Schism> Of course, you can tell what sort of character build I'm using.  :P

09:47 <Schism> The worst part is...

09:47 <Schism> He's actually playing, at that point, with the same circuit loadout you are.  Just... able to switch between tracks at a whim.

09:47 <Schism> And still has the gall to accuse you of being a cheater!

09:48 <ConfusionRift> Excuse me what?! He did an art IN THE MIDDLE of mine, interrupting it and taking the win!

09:48 <Schism> You can... do so in the middle of his, too.

09:49 <ConfusionRift> Wow, that was a brutal victory!

09:49 <Schism> It's kind of a rock/paper/scissors kind of win.

09:49 <ConfusionRift> My arts just demolish him, and they charge faaaast. :P

09:49 <Schism> What'd you pull?

09:50 <Schism> ALSO!  Can you do that five times?

09:51 <ConfusionRift> Check the achievement. It's no lie. Apparently, the arts, especially heat, pull him close and squash him. Cold has a good range and hits hard when he's on the opposite element.

09:51 <ConfusionRift> And no, I missed a match and its saves now.

09:51 <Schism> I did the same on the earliest one ... for this runthrough.

09:52 <Schism> But nice.  o3o

09:52 <Schism> Again, I cheesed the hell out of Apollo 3 with Pin Body.

09:52 <Schism> And Royal Guard ... turns out he doesn't react well if you guard him time and again.

09:53 <Schism> And now you get to team up with him.  Because... well.

09:54 <ConfusionRift> Seriously, the other guy spotted it and reacted to it. Apollo's ego is just getting in the way of reasoning.

09:54 <Schism> Wait'll you see how the two react to each other.  It's adorable.

09:56 <Schism> It's a shame that the game only has three-person parties, because Emelie's reaction would just be a protracted :3.

09:57 <ConfusionRift> Oh yeah, and Tronny was right. Moles do dig on laser bridges. That should be an achievement or probably have Emillie talk about it.

09:58 <Schism> Hm.  Yes.  That should be a thing...

09:58 <Schism> Wait, I'm pretty sure that /is/ an achievement.

10:04 <Schism> On reflection, I guess not so much.

10:05 <ConfusionRift> Wow, took this long to feature a slime. I am impressed.

10:06 <ConfusionRift> Aaaand they comment on that. :P

10:06 <Schism> It's not a game without a blob.

10:07 <Schism> I love the running commentary.  :P

10:08 <Schism> It gets better when you run through earlier areas with Apollo and his boyfriend.

10:10 <Schism> That's not entirely a joke, by the way.  They live together, and they have a cat.  :P  And they get into married-couple arguments.

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10:19 <ConfusionRift> Wait... Azure Strike? That's the same as Emillie's!

10:21 <Schism> I don't think that he uses Ball of Fist, though.

10:22 <ConfusionRift> Apollo, you cheater!

10:33 <Schism> Oh?

10:33 <Schism> Sorry, I was kind of away there, but what did he do as a final strike?

10:34 <Schism> Not that he's not a gigantic cheatyface by and large.

10:36 <ConfusionRift> I was just saying, since that sounds like an art from another character class. :P

10:37 <Schism> No, um... that's a Neutral dash art.

10:37 <Schism> Like, /the/ neutral dash art.

10:38 <ConfusionRift> Cats!

10:39 <Schism> Yes, let's distract ourselves with the shokats.

10:39 <Schism> And watch as the tank eats himself on them.

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11:40 <ConfusionRift> This place is huuuuuge.

11:40 <ConfusionRift> And the jumping gets worse.

11:46 <Schism> Do not, I repeat do NOT think that you can clear Gaia's Garden right now.

11:47 <Schism> You NEED the Wave element in order to do so.

11:47 <Schism> So you're going to have to clear up as much as you can and then go to the dungeon.

11:47 <ConfusionRift> Which is here. And yes, I suspected as soon as I saw those "warp" points.

11:47 <Schism> Yup.

11:47 <ConfusionRift> Which I can't either, because I'm lost.

11:48 <Schism> Those are the primary mechanic... hmm.  Well, the city in question is two screens north of the southern waypoint.

11:48 <ConfusionRift> ...

11:48 <ConfusionRift> I'm an idiot.

11:48 <Schism> Yes, that's how I felt.

11:49 <ConfusionRift> See? You would have batted me for not following the OBVIOUS "go straight ahead" path.

11:49 <ConfusionRift> Good thing it's not a stream.

11:49 <Schism> No, I think everyone kinda goes left or right at the start, and winds up feeling like a moron when the city's position becomes clear...

11:50 <Schism> ADragonDreaming, back me up here.

11:50 <ConfusionRift> Man, this places is 100% contrasting with the jungle theme.

11:50 <Schism> Oh yeah, Basin Keep?  Well, it's rainy.  Does that count?

11:52 <Schism> Because it's a stupid area, the dungeon entrance is about three screens north of Basin Keep's.  Have fun getting there!

11:53 <ConfusionRift> I got to the trial's gate before getting to the city. Actually, I also found the Shad's village.

11:53 <Schism> Oh, nice.

11:53 <Schism> You're going to have to revisit that too many times.

11:53 <Schism> Also.  In the city.

11:53 <Schism> Do the quest which talks about a hostage situation.  o3o  Do it now.

11:54 <Schism> And when you get to the talky point, no, there's no way to get around it.

11:54 <Schism> So, don't retry like 12 times, like I did.

11:55 <Schism> (The PD is in the west side.)

12:02 <ConfusionRift> Interesting. They pointed out I was there already.

12:02 <ConfusionRift> Also, hostage situation?

12:03 <Schism> Yes.  o3o

12:03 <Schism> One of the quests available in the zone.

12:03 <ConfusionRift> Just got to it.

12:03 <ConfusionRift> Bird with guns... urgh.

12:04 <Schism> Pay attention to when they come out to shoot at you.  o3o  When they do, you have a chance to poke 'em.

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12:16 <ConfusionRift> Uuurgh, that's kinda dumb.

12:18 <Schism> [frustrated squawk]

12:20 <Schism> There's a sidequest in the jungle which you can do right now, which is akin to the 'murder umpteen bugs with explosives' and 'make spectacular booze' ones.

12:20 <ConfusionRift> ...

12:20 <Schism> Wait, have you not done those?

12:21 <ConfusionRift> The hell is wrong now?! Why is my shield going off?! I'm not pressing the button!

12:21 <Schism> Wait, I know you've done the prereq with-- ...?

12:21 <Schism> I'd... just quit and continue at that point.

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12:30 <ConfusionRift> ...done.

12:31 <Schism> Welcome to Gaia's Garden, and to the later parts of the game.  When'd you decide you were done for now?

12:32 <Schism> (It's good to take a break now and then.)

12:32 <ConfusionRift> No, I meant I was done with the birds.

12:32 <Schism> Oh, yeah.  Um.

12:32 <Schism> There's a later follow-up quest.  However, it doesn't involve NPCs.

12:33 <Schism> And it's a lot simpler to deal with.  So, there's that at least.

12:34 <Schism> Iiiit... might have more birds, though.

12:35 <ConfusionRift> "Man, first time I do a pacifist quest. It feels so odd." | "Yeah, just talking to the birds gets it done!" | ... (Screeeeew. Yoooooou.)

12:35 <Schism> I know.  XD

12:35 <ConfusionRift> And then I found out that three hits with heat takes a bird down.

12:36 <Schism> IF, and this is a big /if/, they're already available to hit.

12:36 <Schism> If not, congratulations, you're targeting the wrong enemy.

12:36 <Schism> And really, ANY shot will take them down if they're able to be hit.

12:37 <ConfusionRift> Fun fact: I hit a hostage with a sphere that was SUPPOSED to hit the bird. Instead, the game gave me the middle finger and counted as a friendly fire.

12:38 <ConfusionRift> Also, homing shots home at hostages. Learned that by accident.

12:38 <ConfusionRift> But yeah, you can get a clear shot at every bird without taunting them to fire at you.

12:39 <Schism> Oh, yeah.  >_O  I kind of... yup.  Just shot at them when they came out and flashed.

12:39 <ConfusionRift> Any charged shot counts. Not just when they're vulnerable.

12:39 <Schism> I mean, trick shots /work/, but why even bother at that point?

12:40 <ConfusionRift> Because you could concentrate on taking out the birds and freeing hostages quicker so you don't get barraged with coconuts?

12:41 <Schism> Gods, those godsforsaken coconuts.

12:42 <ConfusionRift> I dunno. It made it easier for me. Also, according to my stats... it seems I'm making a damage build. Oh well.

12:43 <Schism> <Emelie> Go on.  Comment on the parrots.  <C'thon> There are parrots in a jungle.  <Emelie> ... you disappoint me.

12:43 <ConfusionRift> Oh, I'm guessing the bugs and brewery are side quests... far back?

12:43 <ConfusionRift> I mean, he's right. there are parrots int he jungle. :P

12:44 <Schism> The bugs are available if you head to the place just to the east of the first dungeon entrance, and the brewery... well... you remember the quest where you had to defend a crate?

12:44 <ConfusionRift> They just don't have miniguns.

12:44 <ConfusionRift> ...no (Data got lost in transition.)

12:45 <Schism> *cough*  The brewery quest comes after that.  You get to hit four different pipes with ice, which comes in at various points, and do so on cue.  It's fun, but it's... annoying.

12:45 <ConfusionRift> Moving to the bugs!

12:46 <Schism> You'll like that one.  You get swarmed by tons of 'em, and you have to beat them down with bombs.

12:46 <Schism> It's RIGHT outside the Bergen Mine, just down and to the right.

12:47 <Schism> That group where you had to turn in all the tools.

12:50 <Schism> You did turn in all the tools, yes?

12:54 <ConfusionRift> yep, just about to head there. And gonna pause it there. Being playing for a while, and starting to starve a bit.

12:56 <Schism> Sleep is good.  I think I'm going to close my eyes for a bit too, and maybe eat a slice of bread.  (gluh.  This SAVE point fills you nothing at all.)

12:56 <Schism> with*

12:57 <ConfusionRift> Just gonna get some cereal, and then sleep after that. Gonna be up for a bit.

13:03 <ConfusionRift> I find interesting that... Apollo's friends (I forget his name) points out that Lea was using signs to convey a message, and it surprises Apollo that the NPC recognized it.

13:04 <Schism> It also surprised Apollo that that was still a thing.

13:04 <Schism> He figured that'd have been dealt with in beta.  :P

13:09 <Schism> <Amber> What the everloving crap have you been doing?!  <Jen> Training.  <Amber> Training does not involve nanoblades, fireballs and mythril swordbreakers!  <Crimson> It does now. <Jen> I've made sure of it, even.  Welcome to the new Equestria, sis.

13:11 <Schism> Not actually something that's going to happen in my fic, but that'd be a thing...

13:15 * ConfusionRift sees a training dummy... in pieces... on fire... in a crater... with a spear on one button eye. "Somepony was here."

13:16 <Schism> "The fun thing about a changeling is that they can be anybody and anything.  Properly trained, of course.  They might not be able to have the spellpower of a unicorn, the agility of a pegsasus, or the sheer stopping power of an Earth pony, but there's something to be said for sheer, unmatched versatility."

13:17 <Schism> "And now we get to prove that they didn't commit this murder."

13:18 <Schism> pegasus*

13:20 <ConfusionRift> It's like finding a dead body, covered in blood, and a pony with a knife RIGHT on top of it. Somehow, they have to prove that pony is innocent. | "Glad I'm not them." :P | You ARE an enforcer, so you could... where are you going? Ponies need your help! Don't leave!!!

13:21 <Schism> "Worse yet, it's like finding a dead body with a knife in it, and a pony right next to it, claiming that they were the ones to call us."

13:22 * ConfusionRift pffffts!

13:26 <ConfusionRift> And said pony is also covered in blood.

13:28 <Schism> "How is she moving like that?  Seriously, she was nowhere near that agile back home, and she's in a new body now." "Ask her to run you through her DDR exercises, SS-level.  That stands for 'shapeshifter', by the way.  But have her dial back the gain on the zaps; they put her out half the time."

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13:29 <Schism> (If you're going to put yourself through the paces of a new body, there are worse exercises to do than a giant set of death-defying full-body DDR tracks.)

13:30 <ConfusionRift> DDR?

13:30 <Schism> ("Are you dancing on the ceiling?")

13:30 <ConfusionRift> Oh, DDR. :P

13:32 <Schism> Here's the idea.  Combination DDR and bullet hell - you have a series of manifestors around you, and they fire bullets at you which will at the least hurt mildly, and at most knock you right the heck out.  They come at you from all angles, and you have to predict their motion and avoid them, while occasionally shifting body parts to fit the bill.

13:35 <Schism> The 'arena' is a 12x12x12 area, and so an agile pegasus can move around and twist appropriately, though they'll still have to occasionally hit the targets.  Similarly, an Earth Pony would have their own field, as would a Unicorn (similar to an Earth Pony's, save that they'd have to block certain marked bullets).

13:35 <Schism> That's in feet, not meters.

13:37 <Schism> The SS, or Alicorn, level, would require a series of targets on the floor, ceiling, and walls, while still evading all the bullets coming at them.

13:39 <Schism> <Jen> I freakin' hate repeatin' '9th Grade'.  That third verse gets me every time.

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13:40 <Schism> <Jen> Sorry.  'Grade 9'.  I've heard it too many times...

13:40 <Schism> Thelema5: Hi hi.

13:41 <Schism> Thelema5: Stupid query, perhaps.  The Beatles - "I'm So Tired".  Your mental state, or mine?

13:41 <ConfusionRift> "That's sounds easy enough." | Whoa, you do know this is for elite fighters and combata- (gets hushed) | "Broh, I'm an elite. Chiiill! I got this." | Okay. Will be rooting for ya. | (steps in the field, returns 5 seconds later, covered in bumps and bruises) | That was qui- (gets hushed again) | "Just... don't say a word."

13:42 <Schism> ConfusionRift: "Wow.  That... doesn't cause bruises, just a shock--" "DON'T."

13:43 * ConfusionRift hears a whisper. "It was set to easy mode. That was baaaad."

13:44 <Schism> "Shush, everyone starts on filly mode..."

13:48 <Schism> ConfusionRift, the funny thing is that as far as elite fighters and combatants go, the packets of thaumic energy radiate a certain signature which can be used to deduce their position non-visually.

13:49 <Schism> Akin to magical bolts and magically-projected materials.

13:50 <Schism> And, for the very best... non-magically projected materials.

13:52 * ConfusionRift points at the other pony. "But this guy is an elite-" | "I know, and that's why-" | "-carrier. He's the best in what he does, which is transport." | "...thanks. Thanks for reducing my job to that of a glorified mailpony."

13:54 <ConfusionRift> He said it, not me. | (sighs) "I'm gonna take a nap or something." | Gotta heal them boo-boos. :P | "Stooooop."

13:54 <Schism> "What you did not know is that several of these bolts had thaumic camouflage.  Magically and visually nulled bolts.  State of the art, in fact." "How can they be detected?" "They move the air around them." "..."

13:55 <Schism> "Are you trying to tell me that I need to become a pegasus?" "No.  I am trying to tell you that you need to be as good as a pegasus." ":P" "I resign."

14:02 <Schism> "Lieutenant.  What I am trying to tell you is that you can be AS GOOD AS a pegasus in detecting wind patterns, if you put your damned mind to it.  You can't fly a thousand feet into the air no matter how you clap your hooves, but you can at least understand an incoming storm with the worst of them.  That's why I have you on my roster."

14:05 <Schism> "They call us the weirdos.  Cutie marks that don't fit our bill.  Earth ponies with a thing for chaos; peagsi who weave spells like unicorns; unicorns who make the Earth sing.  We are the strangest of all, and you can pull this off too.  Now get back out there."

14:05 <ConfusionRift> Funny, Flakkermane was a Lieutenant as well, pegasus too. The whole carrier thing was that he was with the team that was sending supplies to other bases and safe points. He wasn't Rainbow Dash fast, but did have the resistance to go three times the distance.

14:09 <Schism> Had a legacy, too.  When entire wings of pegasi flew in the Gryphonian War, nopony else flew as long as a Flakker.

14:11 <ConfusionRift> Staulton Citadel was pretty hush from Equestria, but he did had to send supplies during those hard times, made even more difficult, having to evade both sides while flying low and out of sight.

14:12 <ConfusionRift> Man, I miss these two. (huggles Flakkermane and Gear Sparks)

14:13 <Schism> Passed off one of his parcels to a Flakker when he missed one of his checkins, didn't he?  Tiny little parcel which would otherwise have fallen into enemy claws.

14:13 <ConfusionRift> "Dood, what's with ya?" | "...get ...off. or I'll format your main drive!"

14:14 <Schism> I think that was about a tiny little vessel emplacement.

14:14 <Schism> Still, these small things make a war.

14:15 <ConfusionRift> I'm starting to like that side's side story. :P

14:15 <Schism> Sometimes we can riff off one another and comprise a story.  :P

14:16 <Schism> "I'm no medic, but I'm pretty sure that pinion shouldn't be bending this way.  Still, my compass survived the crash, so I can still put myself in the right direction."

14:19 <Schism> I should probably take a nap before we get to writing an entire vignette.  :P

14:20 <ConfusionRift> And I should sleep. Gonna be... wait, I'm off. Gonna be a standard not-much-to-do day. :P

14:20 <Schism> A day to catch up on sleep.

14:20 * ConfusionRift nods, then yawns. "Laters. And have a good one."

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14:23 <Schism> "She's moonwalking backwards up the walls." "We've trained her well." "This is standard training, then." "This is royal guard training."

14:35 <Schism> <Crimson> You know, he might have made things interesting... oh well.  I play Lemon Meringue, clogging up the green line and blocking Cobalt's obvious next play.  <Cobalt> I hate you and all of yours.  I guess I'll play Mr. Bun the Baker, which WOULD have won me the game... <Gem> And I'll play Twiddle, flipping Crimson's active line.

14:41 <Schism> "Did... did he just force us into a deadlock on Mornington Crescent?" "I think he did." "The rat--" "DISCORD!!"

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16:26 <Finwe> Good evening, everypony!

16:26 * Finwe hats on SunsetShimmer.

16:26 <Finwe> Shimmer time! Shimmer time!

16:26 <Finwe> o3o

16:26 <SunsetShimmer> x3

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18:36 <DashedRainbows> tastes like cute unicorn

18:37 * Ali ish not cute

18:38 <DashedRainbows> like many others your cuteness is proportional to your denial

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18:50 <DashedRainbows> how cute

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19:31 <Schism> Oooohhhh...

19:31 <Schism> <Palutena> Now, Pit, I'm sure all those abandoned Pokemon are all playing together happily in a farm upstate.

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19:46 <Schism> This seems perfectly accurate and reasonable.  https://twitter.com/nicsigni/status/1072942921840779265

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20:35 <LibrarianofHope> i got my critique owo

20:35 <LibrarianofHope> it seems i write like a manga

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20:40 <LibrarianofHope> the squirel mafia sends their regards

20:40 <SunsetShimmer> x3

20:49 <LibrarianofHope> my bro returns today yay

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21:03 <Schism> ... who... exactly did the Department of Homeland Security get to write their copy?  https://www.dhs.gov/news/2018/12/12/walls-work

21:04 <LibrarianofHope> its like modern art

21:04 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Drawfriend Stuff (Pony Art Gallery) #2829 [ http://tinyurl.com/yb6wnl6o ]

21:04 <LibrarianofHope> a whole literary movement could follow this

21:04 <LibrarianofHope> makes dadaism seem logical

21:08 <Schism> I kept expecting the punchline to be a Yakov Smirnoff joke.

21:18 *** Ali|Nap is now known as Ali

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21:20 <LibrarianofHope> ali ali

21:20 <LibrarianofHope> you cute

21:20 * LibrarianofHope rans away

21:20 * Ali magic bonks LibrarianofHope, they did remember she's a unicorn?

21:21 * LibrarianofHope is bonked

21:22 * Schism offers Ali some milk and cookies. However, they can only be eaten and drank cutely.

21:22 * Ali passes then

21:22 <Schism> They're triple chocolate chip cookies.

21:23 <LibrarianofHope> its cuadruple or nothing

21:23 <Schism> Triple chocolate chip _brownie_ cookies.

21:23 <LibrarianofHope> and i want rompope

21:23 * Schism instead offers LibrarianofHope some rum-infused eggnog.

21:23 <LibrarianofHope> nuuu

21:24 <LibrarianofHope> rompope

21:24 <LibrarianofHope> its basically alcoholic eggnog

21:24 * Schism considers, then offers ponche de huevo instead.

21:25 * LibrarianofHope drinks

21:27 <LibrarianofHope> im happy ma bro returns from barcelona owo

21:30 * LibrarianofHope pokes ali

21:30 * Ali squeaks

21:30 <LibrarianofHope> wanna play poker?

21:30 * Ali would rather not be poked

21:30 * LibrarianofHope pokes softly

21:31 <LibrarianofHope> owo

21:31 * Ali squeaks and whines

21:43 * Schism boops Ali instead! It's not a poke. It's cuter.

21:48 * LibrarianofHope dances macarena on top of schism

21:48 <LibrarianofHope> eeeee macarena

22:01 <Schism> https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2009-10-14

22:02 <LibrarianofHope> going fo pick up mai bro

22:02 <LibrarianofHope> byeee

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22:30 <PinkieShy> 10hrs of sleep last night helped it seems.

22:31 <PinkieShy> the fever is gone today and its not unresonable cold to me everywhere

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22:33 <PinkieShy> Even if it wasn't like 100% full 10hrs of sleep close enough :P

22:33 <PinkieShy> Woke at 6am with dry mouth so got some tea and went back to bed

22:46 <Finwe> Good evening, my small equines of diverse pastel colours.

22:46 * Ali doffs over Finwe

22:46 <Finwe> Miss Ali, Messrs PinkieShy and Schism.

22:46 * Finwe doffs his hat.

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22:55 <Finwe> Mr SunsetShimmer.

22:55 * Finwe doffs his hat.

22:55 <SunsetShimmer> OwO

22:56 <Finwe> The sun is going to set and shimmer at 3:12 p.m. on Friday. o3o

22:56 <Finwe> the sunrise is scheduled at 9:19 a.m.

22:57 <Finwe> s/t/T/

22:57 <Finwe> Which means that the length of the day is still a bit over 6 hours.

22:58 <Finwe> In a couple of days it will be a bit short of 6 hours.

23:01 <Finwe> Up in the northernmost village of our country the next sunset shimmer will be seen on 18th of January.

23:01 <Finwe> At 12:53 p.m.

23:02 <Finwe> Incidentally, the next sunrise there is on the very same date, about an hour earlier.

23:04 <PinkieShy> Heh..

23:04 <PinkieShy> There is Happy Birthday Uganda Knuckles world on VRChat.

23:04 <PinkieShy> The world says Uganda Knuckles meme is now a 1yr old.

23:04 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Drawfriend - Equestria Girls / Anthro MLP Art Gallery #66 [ http://tinyurl.com/y7gkd2yw ]

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23:59 <Thelema5> Hello everypony

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