Log archive of EquestriaDaily for Saturday, 2020-02-15

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00:02 * Schism looks at the intro trailer to FF7. "Well. That's a different look for Midgar."

00:04 <Schism> Congratulations to Square-Enix.  This looks goregous.

00:04 <Schism> gorgeous*

00:05 <Cepheid> I like how even when inconvenienced, dogs still wag their tail.

00:06 <Schism> Why wouldn't he?  He's got his head caught in a bucket full of -snacks.-

00:08 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Drawfriend Stuff - Hearts and Hooves - Best Drawings of Pony Parents!  [ http://tinyurl.com/sqvkq92 ]

00:08 <Cepheid> https://twitter.com/jagarikin/status/1228122662368448512

00:09 <Schism> That's really bad on the eyes, but I'm not sure it would be any better without the flashing.  2D cube representations usually are.

00:12 * Heartbreak gives Schism a cookie. A broken heart cookie with black frosting.

00:12 <Heartbreak> time for the work.

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00:14 * Cepheid stretches, yawns.

00:16 * PinkieShy blinks slowly..

00:16 <PinkieShy> Why does Van der hagen razors say 'Limited' lifetime warranty..

00:16 <PinkieShy> If its lifetime shouldn't be limited..

00:17 <Schism> Because there's always going to be someone who mistreats a razor and demands a new one every couple of months.

00:17 <Schism> Any product, really.

00:18 <Schism> That's the limitation.  If your product was damaged due to misuse or mistreatment, then you don't get a new one on a regular basis.

00:20 <Schism> S'like our shoes.  If it's an irregular manufacturing defect, that's fine, we'll be happy to switch 'em out or get you a new pair.  If you were kickboxing boulders in canvas sneakers, we're not going to send you a new set every month.

00:23 <Schism> Ooh.  New chapter of Starlight over Detrot, the best noir fiction on the whole of Fimfic.

00:25 <Starlight_Glimmer> Heartbreak!

00:25 <Starlight_Glimmer> How was your favorite day of the year?

00:34 <Cepheid> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmT3XUBoxiQ

00:34 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

00:34 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Sorts 2018 - Horizontal Pyramid

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00:58 <Cepheid> Early pills tonight, methinks.

01:02 * Lumindia dispenses spaghet for Starlight_Glimmer

01:07 * Schism provides Lumindia with some chikkin, with extra sweet and sour sauce.

01:08 * Lumindia dispenses spaghet to Schism as well

01:16 * Schism applies some mitbol.

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01:27 <Cepheid> I really wish my parents would stop buying stuff from dollar stores.  It's sold at a dollar store because even the manufacturer thinks it isn't worth anything.

01:28 <Cepheid> !link https://youtu.be/BFa8VGvn6_8 it'd be nice if this monster appeared in World.

01:28 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

01:28 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about MHXX Switch ver. | G★4 Valstrax solo (Valor Dual Blades) - 4'57

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01:36 <Cepheid> That comet strike though.  I remember being on the receiving end of it.  Devastating.

01:37 <Cepheid> Alas it'll never appear in World.  Locales don't really allow for it's combat behaviour.

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01:49 <Cepheid> All day I'm thinkin 'Man my feet are cold.  Probably poor circulation.'

01:50 <Cepheid> Nah, they are cold because it's freakin cold.

01:53 <Schism> -20.  February's cold snap, right there.  I hope this is the only one.

01:55 <Schism> Hehe.  I was reminded recently of a fan wiki on which I posted several character reactions, drawing from the source material.

01:56 <Schism> Reactions were somewhat mixed, but... positive.  https://shadowrun.fandom.com/wiki/Street_Samurai

02:01 <Schism> Euergh.  Gotta wake up earlier tomorrow, so I'm going to do so now.

02:01 <Schism> Sleep, that is.

02:06 <Cepheid> Sleep well

02:08 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Nightly Discussion #2071 [ http://tinyurl.com/toxsktc ]

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03:08 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Hearts and Hooves - Open Art Compilation!  [ http://tinyurl.com/u537l93 ]

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03:49 <PinkieShy> Oh neat.. Just learned something about why Hershey makes Kitkat here in the USA but Nestle everywhere else

03:50 <PinkieShy> Hershey got into an agreement with the company that Nestle bought that made kitkat, and nestle decided to keep the Orginal agreement of the company from before Nestle bought the other company.. But there is an exception apparently.

03:50 <PinkieShy> If Hersheys tries to sell themselves to another company the Kitkat brand goes instantly back to being made by Nestle in the U.S.  that is neat honestly..

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05:42 * PrincessRainbows flops on Ali and whimpers. Is tired little horse

05:42 * Ali brushies the PrincessRainbows and puts a blanket over the mare.

05:44 * PrincessRainbows licks the Ali and grabs a plushie and pacifier.

05:45 * Ali cuddles with PrincessRainbows till she finally gets to sleep, hopes little mare can rest well.

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06:20 * Golden flops. He fixed his Joy con drift issue.

06:20 <PinkieShy> This room really could use a pyramid of some type... hmmm

06:20 * PinkieShy casts unicorn magic to make a pyramid of bill cipher appear

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06:44 <PinkieShy> Is it bad.. I consider myself just like Sans from undertale?

06:45 <PinkieShy> The kind of guy that is chill, lovable and can be a Mystery to some..

06:56 * Ali is a boring pony

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06:56 <ConfusionRift> Hello everypony.

06:57 * Ali snugs ConfusionRift tightly

06:57 * ConfusionRift huggles Ali. :P

06:58 <PinkieShy> Ali I'm a boring person as well. But I do care about my friends and family a ton.

06:58 <PinkieShy> Family and Friends are awesome.

06:58 * ConfusionRift watches someone lose their mind with a Terraria (Calamity) randomizer.

07:01 <Ali> Friends?  What are those?

07:01 <Ali> Only ones I seem to have are ones that eventually ditch you in the end..

07:05 <PinkieShy> I consider you a friend Ali :)

07:05 * Ali nods and hugs PinkieShy tightly

07:06 * ConfusionRift re-huggles Ali.

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07:38 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: In a Nutshell - The Ending of the End  [ http://tinyurl.com/uvqlooz ]

07:48 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Episode Rewatch - MLP Season 2 Episode 7-8 - May the Best Pet Win / The Mysterious Mare Do Well [ http://tinyurl.com/ra3vafe ]

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08:43 <Golden> Beat Hat in Time's final voss with the 1-Hit Hero Badge on

08:43 * ConfusionRift claps. "Now go do the EX version." :P

08:43 <Golden> I don't have the DLC yet

08:44 <Golden> Talking about pure base game

08:45 <ConfusionRift> Oh well. Seal the Deal is just a few extra challenges and an additional stage.

08:47 <Golden> I know

08:49 <Golden> It will be hard for me for the deals. I already 100%'d the base game

08:50 <ConfusionRift> The deals are a pain, especially the bosses. I think they got patched though.

08:50 <Golden> I will see. Also I fixed my Joy Con drift issue

08:51 <ConfusionRift> Got a new stick?

08:51 * Ali rolls around ConfusionRift, the last game she hundo'd with Mega Man 11

08:51 <Ali> Twice

08:51 <Ali> >.>

08:51 <Golden> Isopropyl Alcohol.

08:52 <ConfusionRift> I haven't 100%'d any games in a very long time. "Bleh, achievements count, bleh" are a hamper to me.

08:52 * ConfusionRift sighs. "I should get back to other games."

08:52 <Golden> That alcohol worked fully. I am so happy it did too.

08:53 <ConfusionRift> Yeah, though I would still keep a look out.

08:54 <Golden> I'm already used to cleaning my NES carts, and repairing my PS4 controllers.

08:56 <ConfusionRift> Not everyone was that lucky. Some had to actually replace the sticks, hence why.

08:57 <Golden> Did they try the alcohol first? If they did, did they calibrate it?

08:57 * ConfusionRift shrugs.

08:58 <ConfusionRift> Supposedly, cleaning the sticks didn't solve the issue. And if they went for new sticks, chances are that calibration didn't work either.

09:00 <Golden> Well then they probably just assumed the worst, but Im just assuming too. I had to get under the rubber, rotate to spread the alcohol after getting in with a cotton swab, and let sit for over 5 minutes. All while detached from the switch of course.

09:02 <Golden> So far it has worked.

09:03 <ConfusionRift> I think that's gonna be a temporary solution for some time. Considering they have been using the same structure for the sticks since... well... the start of analog sticks, chances are that dirt and grime is gonna pack on the railings or swivels inside, and it's gonna be more painful to clean.

09:04 <Golden> Who knows. Only time will tell

09:10 <ConfusionRift> It's pretty compact, so maybe they did change how it works.

09:10 <Golden> It won't work if there has been real long term mechanical failure. I got mine about five to seven months after launch so who knows

09:11 <ConfusionRift> Well, i don't use the sticks on the console. I use an SN30 Pro.

09:14 <Golden> I play purely in hand-held

09:16 <ConfusionRift> Okay, that's funny. Some guys playing Starbound got stuck in a dungeon that doesn't seem to have a way to progress on. So they decided to check someone else's playthrough, and in the video they jump-cut the part they were stuck on, basically rendering it useless. Same situation with their previous dungeon.

09:16 <ConfusionRift> That smells like it needs work.

09:20 <Golden> Huh

09:21 <ConfusionRift> Modded dungeons, so... yeah.

09:22 <Golden> Ah

09:27 * ConfusionRift is unsure what to do now.

09:29 * Golden flops. He has nightmare eyes!

09:29 * Ali flops over ConfusionRift as Factorio's SP mode is ticking her off

09:31 <Golden> The video I watched that taught me the way I used  has many people in the comments. 1/3 claiming it did work, 1/3 pushing their own fixes, and 1/3 bashing the person in the first place.

09:35 * Golden rolls around.

09:35 <ConfusionRift> Ali: You know more about Factorio than I do. (shrugs)

09:36 <Ali> Well its more of the spawning mechanic for the biters now more than anything

09:36 <ConfusionRift> Golden: Sounds like normal YouTube.

09:36 <Ali> And with the changes to said biters, ticking them off early game is a mild death sentence

09:37 <Ali> Like the game likes to spawn bug bases huging the starting resources or just outside of the starting scan range

09:37 * ConfusionRift sighs. "Screw it. La-Mulana 2 it is."

09:37 <Ali> And the first wave of them tends to be about five, and then after that, about ten to fifteen each time afterwards

09:37 <Golden> Hm

09:37 * Ali flops over ConfusionRift

09:38 <ConfusionRift> Yeah, normal play is a bit annoying, especially for that point and how easy it is to tick them off, destroying your base in the process.

09:39 <Ali> Well if you have more players not so much

09:40 <Ali> But it feels like just getting the basics set up is next to impossible without pissing off three different bases

09:40 <Ali> And they have like 4 bases and four worsm

09:40 <Ali> how is that fun for a start with that large of bugs?  I mean basic ammo is pretty much useless and you need to spam a lot of it just to take out the bases.

09:41 * ConfusionRift does not remember what he was doing, getting completely lost.

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10:41 * PrincessRainbows clutches her plushie while staring at ConfusionRift with teary eyes

10:45 * ConfusionRift pats PrincessRainbows.

10:46 * Schism gets the feather, double-jumps over ConfusionRift.

10:50 * Ali sniffs Schism

10:51 * Schism is awake, will be preparing for work. "Yaaaay."

10:52 * ConfusionRift rushes past Schism at supersonic speeds. "Gots to go faaaast!"

10:52 <Schism> In which it is demonstrated that it's a good idea to disable certain artifacts.

10:53 <ConfusionRift> Yep!

10:53 * PrincessRainbows makes grabby hooves at ConfusionRift

10:53 * ConfusionRift grabs and pets PrincessRainbows. :P

10:56 * PrincessRainbows makes tiny horse noises

10:59 <Ali> So Schism I got in draft today the most broken mono black stuff

10:59 <Ali> Gary plus Underworld Dreams

11:02 <Schism> That is some very classic mono black.

11:03 <Schism> Bounce Gary a couple of times, it's fun.

11:05 <Ali> No but you see Schism, they reprinted Underworld Dreams at the uncommon slot.  Its devotion to black is three

11:06 <Schism> I know.  Gary's uncommon in ths set too. (Was common in Theros.)

11:07 <Ali> Yeah but Underworld Dreams is a slow ticking time bomb for the oppenent

11:07 <Ali> And they can't draw cards out of it, cause that will just accelerate the timer

11:08 <Ali> I had like 10 or so removal cards

11:08 <Schism> Enchantment nukes aren't very common anymore, huh.

11:08 <Ali> Oh there's a lot of enchantment hate

11:09 <Ali> White/Black/Green all have enchantment hate

11:09 <Ali> Heck I blew up a god with enchantment hate

11:09 <Ali> Cause of it being a sacrifice trigger and not a destory

11:10 <Ali> Had two copies of that card

11:10 <Ali> And its effect is choose either target players sacrifices a Creature, or an enchantment

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11:27 * PrincessRainbows flops cause sleepy horse

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11:36 * PrincessRainbows curls up on Jackie to sleep more

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11:38 * Jackie licks PrincessRainbows

11:40 * PrincessRainbows giggles, still tastes like birb horse

11:40 * Jackie pats wingy horse

11:40 <Schism> Horsebirb?  DashedChocobo?

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11:42 <Jackie> Pegasi

11:42 * Ali nibbles on Schism hoof

11:43 * Jackie picks up Ali

11:44 * Ali squeaks at Jackie

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11:46 * Cepheid awakens.

11:46 <Ali> Hoy Cepheid

11:47 <Jackie> I have myself a challenge Cepheid

11:47 <Jackie> I made myself a simple melody and it will grow overtime once I learn more of music theory

11:47 <Cepheid> Hoy, and oh?

11:48 <Jackie> As in, it's very simple, and it gets complex overtime when I input learnt information

11:48 <ConfusionRift> Aaah, Mulbruk is asleep. (quietly leaves)

11:48 <Ali> Would you be ok with playing Factorio later today?  I've been having a shite time with the game and single player.

11:51 <ConfusionRift> Eerm, who? o_0

11:52 <Jackie> https://www.beepbox.co/#8n31sbk3l00e0bt1om0a2g0fj07i0r1o4210T1v1L4u30q1d5f9y1z7C1c0A9F4B0V1Q19e4Pb631E0067T5v1L4u53q1d1f4y1z4C1c0h0H_RIBJAAAzrrrqhT1v1L4ud7q3d4f9y4z1C0c0AcF8B7V6Q047bPf422E0000T2v1L4u15q0d1f8y0z1C2w0b4x8i4zgQ000h4g000000014h000000004h400000000p1JFE-4OUaqD1SdDkuxmAs3jKSYX9StDdS-RAXePCro00000

11:53 <Jackie> Cepheid, some music that I can finally show you that I've made

11:57 * Lumindia awakens

11:57 <Jackie> I kinda make music based on emotions, personality, appearance, ideas, etc

11:58 <Jackie> Rather than using ear training lol

11:59 * Lumindia chews on Jackie's ear

12:00 <Jackie> Percussive Organ seems... fitting!

12:01 * Ali nibbles on a Lumindia hoof

12:02 * Lumindia squeaks, pets Ali with a hoof that's not being nom'd on

12:02 * Ali swishies tail at Lumindia

12:02 * Lumindia bats at Ali's tail

12:02 * Ali squeaks and hides her tail

12:03 <Lumindia> <3

12:03 <Lumindia>

12:06 * Lumindia cuddle the Ali

12:06 * Ali leans into the cuddles from Lumindia

12:07 <Jackie> https://twitter.com/SymphonyDawn3/status/1228651806202294272

12:08 * Jackie remembered Luminda and Angeline being a thing

12:11 <Lumindia> angie is smol

12:15 * Ali sad pony eyes at Lumindia

12:15 <Lumindia> ?

12:16 <Lumindia> why is Ali sad?

12:16 <Ali> Cause I should be sleepies but I still awakes

12:16 * Lumindia drapes a blanket over Ali, snuggles

12:18 * Ali snuggles with Lumindia

12:21 <Jackie> Angie is your wife uwu

12:26 <ConfusionRift> What the?! I just fell through the floor and to level zero! :P

12:27 <Ali> It just works

12:30 <ConfusionRift> Is it repeatable? Let's see.

12:30 <ConfusionRift> Yep, it sure is.

12:31 <ConfusionRift> It does nothing, since it's on a hub map, so pffft. Just a time waster.

12:35 <Cepheid> I need to finish LM2.  And maybe speedrun LM1.

12:40 <ConfusionRift> Hide and seek champion!!! https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/768364090942398784/41270C499A705C6AE330E964110E5755401D8FAD/

12:40 <Cepheid> Maybe I'll do that today.  Get the house to myself this morning because parents are going out for valentines day stuffs.

12:41 <Cepheid> Heh.

12:43 <ConfusionRift> There's a glitch at the mausoleum. If you rush with the Gale Fibula from the up-ramp on C5 all the way to A5 and hit the pile of debris at speed, you can fall through the floor.

12:44 <ConfusionRift> You can use the chalice to go back, but depending on how long you have been falling, it may take a while for the game to process what's going on. You probably won't even here the sound of the chalice.

12:45 <ConfusionRift> *hear, not here

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12:46 <ConfusionRift> Unsure if the game has a failsafe, not gonna test it at the moment. :P

12:46 <Cepheid> Interesting.

12:48 <ConfusionRift> Probably someone already found it, but meh, it was kinda funny. :P

12:50 <Cepheid> Eff it.  Playing La-Mulana.  Want to test something anyway.

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12:53 <Cepheid> What I want to test is how my memory is doing.

12:54 <Cepheid> Its been a year and two months since I last tried to finish the game.

12:59 *** Jackie is now known as Sans

13:00 * Sans voices like Patrick

13:00 <Cepheid> Windowed mode, so I can follow chat..

13:01 <Cepheid> https://twitter.com/thatyellowcat/status/1228063832788131840

13:03 <Cepheid> Oh bah, game's not installed.  *Installs*

13:05 <Cepheid> ConfusionRift:  Piss off the town vendor yet by being a deadbeat? :P

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13:07 <ConfusionRift> Cepheid: Sure did! :P

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13:08 <Jackie> Can a 128mb phone survive? :D

13:08 <ConfusionRift> Survive... what?

13:09 <Cepheid> Jackie, you need to include the source of what it needs to survive.

13:10 <Jackie> ConfusionRift, using that kind of phone's ram

13:10 <Cepheid> Oh, you mean survive in general.

13:10 <ConfusionRift> You mean... modern general use?

13:10 <Cepheid> 128MiB phone could definitely last in this day and age, provided it was using stripped-down software.

13:11 <Cepheid> So a barebones Linux Kernel, software compiled for size, and no interpreters like the JVM and such.

13:11 <Cepheid> It'd have to be compiled code.

13:12 <ConfusionRift> You can at least still use it for emergencies.

13:13 <Cepheid> Could be used for regular calls too, provided the software is there.

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13:13 <Cepheid> I don't have much confidence in my memory of this game, so I'm estimating, mmm...

13:13 <Cepheid> 20 hours.

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13:14 <ConfusionRift> LM1?

13:14 <Cepheid> Yep.

13:15 <ConfusionRift> I still can't get over the fact that one can just waltz from the temple of time and straight to the temple of the goddess.

13:17 <Cepheid> Oh?

13:18 <Cepheid> I must not let my parents know I am playing this game.

13:20 <ConfusionRift> Once you unlock the temple of time, and have the knife, you can break the floor at the retro mausoleum. It would be the floor in the room where the ladder leading to the labyrinth would be. Move down, and bloop! You're at the temple of the goddess.

13:21 <Cepheid> Oh, right, right.  THAT.

13:21 <Cepheid> I forgot all about that.

13:22 <Cepheid> The Retro area.  Forgot it was called the Temple of Time.

13:22 <Cepheid> *Foop*  *Lands face-down in the entrance*

13:22 <ConfusionRift> A runner used this shortcut and a jar glitch to get the whips really early.

13:23 <ConfusionRift> Ah yes, time to get used to the face planting for the first few hours of the game. :P

13:23 <Cepheid> *Twitches at the entrance sting* ...  This game has had too profound an impact on me.  Even though it's only a year since I played it, nostalgia hits like a rock.

13:27 * Lumindia steals jackie for hugs!

13:28 <Cepheid> Holy Grail acquired.

13:32 <Cepheid> Right, got enough for the hand reader and translator.

13:32 <Cepheid> Hey Psychotic Witch, bye Psychotic Witch.

13:35 <Cepheid> I like how you get the Holy Grail so early on, and yet, in the end, it is absolutely vital.

13:35 <Cepheid> Not for it's teleportation qualities, either.

13:40 <ConfusionRift> Was thinking they were trying to imply that you would have to sacrifice something you have depended on from the start, making it that much painful when you have to get rid of it.

13:40 <ConfusionRift> Wait... HOW IS IT FIXED IN THE SEQUEL?!

13:41 <Cepheid> Hmm>

13:43 <ConfusionRift> You get the grail at the start of the game, right after the shell. And it's in working conditions. How did that happen? Did they fix it, or did it fix itself?

13:43 <Cepheid> Probably the former, given it's value.

13:44 <ConfusionRift> Well, it was supposed to be part of the exhibit. Oh darn. :P

13:46 <Cepheid> You know..

13:46 <Cepheid> I remember you having trouble with this particular puzzle.

13:46 <ConfusionRift> ...which?

13:46 <Cepheid> The four statues that you have to destroy in order.

13:46 <Cepheid> In Guidance Gate.

13:48 <ConfusionRift> I should point out that the reason why I had issues with it was because I DID follow the order that was given on the tablet, but the game didn't follow up with it.

13:48 <Cepheid> I just followed the order on the tablet, and it didn't give me any issues.

13:49 <Cepheid> ... Wait, on the tablet?

13:49 <Cepheid> You get the hints from a skeleton.

13:50 <ConfusionRift> The first one was "a flood". So I hit the water one first. I hit the second, and got struck. I then thought that maybe I should hit the first one again (didn't know I had to destroy them), and got struck again. Left the room, came back, hit the first one, died.

13:50 <Cepheid> Oh... OH!

13:50 <Cepheid> Dude.

13:50 <Cepheid> You were supposed to destroy them.

13:50 <Cepheid> As in, hit each one until it breaks.

13:50 <ConfusionRift> I knoooow.

13:51 <ConfusionRift> But it didn't let me destroy them IN ORDER after messing up once, for whatever reason. I was able to do it once I came back after dying.

13:52 <Cepheid> Usually once you mess up a puzzle, you have to leave the room and return.

13:52 <ConfusionRift> Remember, I already beat this mess twice. :P

13:52 * Cepheid obtains rolling shuriken. Goes for second sacred orb before doing first boss.

13:53 <ConfusionRift> Heck, you can make your way to the axe with enough patience.

13:56 <Cepheid> That's the third time I've failed this jump.  *Face palms*

13:56 <ConfusionRift> The axe was another garbage. I went to the temple of moonlight (after someone hinted me to go back), went to the spot where the wall breaks into the axe room, and the game was not letting me destroy it. Ran through the room so many times, before I was able to. Don't know what the heck was that all about, and it never happened again, since I was able to get it just fine during the random run.

13:56 <ConfusionRift> Which jump?

13:57 <Cepheid> In the first room of the Mausoleum, from the Gate of Guidance, there's a small jump at the bottom.  I want to get over it.

13:58 <ConfusionRift> The one leading to a walled chest?

13:58 <Cepheid> That's the one.

13:58 <ConfusionRift> Let me guess. Just gingerly fell into spikes. :P

13:59 <Cepheid> Multiple times.

13:59 <ConfusionRift> Like a brick.

13:59 <Cepheid> I'll never grasp one thing.

13:59 <Cepheid> Why you encountered so many bugs.

14:00 <Cepheid> Because I went through the game over a 60+ hour course, and never once encountered a big.

14:00 <Cepheid> bug*

14:00 * ConfusionRift shrugs.

14:00 <ConfusionRift> Wish I was recording in some way.

14:01 <Cepheid> Gods damnit.

14:01 <Cepheid> I just realized I forgot to not take my vyvanse today.

14:03 <Lumindia> ay, vyvanse

14:03 <Lumindia> \o

14:03 <Lumindia> ... wait

14:03 <Lumindia> forgot to NOT take it

14:03 <Lumindia> wut

14:03 <ConfusionRift> This will forever be funny. https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/8b7ee19a-8701-4262-92b1-87ade9574734/d3lkvt2-ae679e2a-915f-448d-b300-01ec8b509bfb.png?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7InBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcLzhiN2VlMTlhLTg3MDEtNDI2Mi05MmIxLTg3YWRlOTU3NDczNFwvZDNsa3

14:03 <ConfusionRift> Z0Mi1hZTY3OWUyYS05MTVmLTQ0OGQtYjMwMC0wMWVjOGI1MDliZmIucG5nIn1dXSwiYXVkIjpbInVybjpzZXJ2aWNlOmZpbGUuZG93bmxvYWQiXX0.80kk5UslC1ke7WQEinyNIkIXjz2oHgzsZTX2-bNPa4U

14:03 <Lumindia> O_O

14:03 <Cepheid> It has an unusual effect on me.

14:03 <Lumindia> Good lord

14:03 <ConfusionRift> Whoa, never mind.

14:03 <Cepheid> Might want to use a link shortener on that.

14:03 <Cepheid> Anyways, Vyvanse...

14:04 <Cepheid> When I take it, it controls my ADHD such that my OCD can then take over, and I develop a compulsive need to work.

14:04 <ConfusionRift> There we go. https://tinyurl.com/tz8x6d4

14:04 <Cepheid> And by compulsive need I mean "I work and work and work until a full day has gone by, and I forgot to eat on several occasions."

14:04 <Cepheid> ConfusionRift:  Eeeeyup.

14:05 <Cepheid> 2 coins short of the boots..

14:05 <ConfusionRift> Kill them batssssssss!!!

14:05 <Cepheid> And there they are.

14:05 <Cepheid> Oh gods I can move faster again!

14:05 <Cepheid> Gods, plodding pace was... yeah.

14:06 * Cepheid gets the treasure at the foot of Futo.

14:11 * Cepheid gets trapped by the gem's protection. Grails.

14:12 <ConfusionRift> You can actually walk out of that. You have enough time to run out. Then again, grail.

14:13 <Cepheid> Yeah, but grail's technically faster.

14:13 <Cepheid> Huh, so you can enter that from this early on.  Huh.

14:15 <Cepheid> This game really is pretty free-form an open.  The only locking barriers are the number of bosses you beat.

14:15 <Cepheid> Not the sequence in which you beat them.

14:16 * Cepheid keeps this in mind for his own game.

14:18 * Cepheid makes mental note to go to Twin Labs with 60 coins.

14:19 <Cepheid> Right, so with that, I have everything I need to fight at least 2 bosses.

14:20 * Cepheid puts it off and heads to the Temple of the Sun.

14:21 <ConfusionRift> Blarg. Have to sleep. Laters!

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14:27 <Cepheid> Tried to be brave and do the Inferno Cavern.  Almost died.  Let's try again!

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14:45 <Cepheid> Only took two tries, and I got the flare gun, to boot.

14:47 * Jackie puts Dranae on Lumindia

14:47 * Cepheid finishes by obtaining the ice cape. Lava is no longer a problem. o3o

14:47 <Lumindia> O WO

14:47 * Lumindia SNUG

14:47 * Dranae is pretty sure that will squish Lumindia

14:48 * Jackie pats colt

14:50 * Dranae resumes his snooze.

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15:01 * Cepheid stands under Wadjet's Eye.\

15:04 <Cepheid> I am tempted to see how many ahnk jewels I can obtain without killing a single boss.

15:06 <Cepheid> Axe obtained..

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15:17 * uni squeaks?

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15:59 <Cepheid> Apparently the answer to "how far one can get without killing bosses" is "quite far"

16:00 <uni> ooh which game?

16:00 <Cepheid> La-Mulana.

16:04 <Cepheid> A good game, but not one I would recommend for those who lack patience, or dislike puzzles.

16:12 <Cepheid> Alas, looks like I reached the limit of what I can do.

16:12 <Cepheid> In order to continue, I *NEED* to open gates.

16:12 <Cepheid> Which requires killing bosses.

16:14 * Cepheid grabs paper, clipboard, pencil.

16:19 * Cepheid writes down the symbols for 0 through 9. o3o

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17:23 <Cepheid> That's three bosses down.

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18:08 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Comic: Lost Sun 17 / Magic Mac 3 / Hearts and Hooves / Wine 24 / Missing Joy 8 / Rye 3:8 [ http://tinyurl.com/rxk9dpg ]

18:25 <Cepheid> Thanks Mulbruk, for the book you had in your hand this entire time.

18:30 <Cepheid> Aaahahaha, the feather is mine!

18:52 * PrincessRainbows boops everyhorse

19:08 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Drawfriend - Equestria Girls / Anthro MLP Art Gallery #170 [ http://tinyurl.com/svlkqnp ]

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21:08 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Makenshi: Twilight Music: Koron Korak & StableTwoStallion - Ein Funkeln im Zwielicht [Industrial Metal] [ http://tinyurl.com/sedbmyl ]

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21:37 <Cepheid> Yep.

21:40 <Ali> helicopter pidgeon

21:40 * Ali hoys to Cepheid

21:40 <Cepheid> Hey.

21:42 <Ali> Up for any advancing in Factorio?

21:43 <Cepheid> Not right now.

21:44 * Ali nod nods

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23:07 * Cepheid stops La-Mulana to watch Deceased Crab's run of the original La-Mulana.

23:07 <Schism> The original, or the remake?  Both are excellent, of course.

23:07 <Schism> And then he did a randomizer run.

23:13 <Cepheid> Original.

23:14 <Schism> Aha.  o3o

23:14 <Schism> "Catball!"

23:14 <Cepheid> As I understand it, he goes insane at some point?

23:14 <Schism> Well, Hell Temple would drive anyone insane, but I seem to recall him doing so at an earlier point.  Possibly the wedge puzzle.

23:15 <Cepheid> Meanwhile, today's run had me kill four bosses and get through much of Confusion Gate within 5 hours 30 minutes.  Feel like I should have the software to warp to the backside areas, but I can't seem to find it.

23:15 <Schism> Not bad.  I forget, are you doing a randomizer?

23:18 <Cepheid> No.

23:19 <Schism> Perhaps for the best right now.  I'm of half a mind to reinstall LM on regular mode and ping my way through it...

23:19 <Cepheid> Refreshing the map in my head before I do that.  Also, get sub-10 hour achieve

23:19 * Schism nodnods.

23:20 <Schism> It helps to remember all the weirdest coin chests.  Like the one that's in the 'slow path' in the Endless Corridor, the one that's in the hidden corridor of the Spring in the Sky, and the one above the waterfall.

23:20 <Cepheid> "Alright!  Here's a... Nother pedastel I don't have a weight for."

23:20 <Schism> Whoof.

23:22 <Schism> Huh.  66 attempts on that seed.  Okay.

23:22 <Schism> 810366114.

23:23 <Schism> Pff, Xelpud gave me Mantra.

23:25 <Cepheid> Catball time!

23:27 <Schism> Sacred orb on the outside... oh, huge coin chest.  That gives me enough for the Key of Eternity.

23:32 <Cepheid> ...  Inferno cavern so early on?

23:33 <Schism> Huh.  Spring had the Origin Seal in place of the subweapon.

23:33 <Cepheid> Mind I did the same earlier.  Rushed Inferno Cavern.  Took two tries to get the grail point.

23:34 <Schism> I'm in a rando here.

23:36 <Schism> Spring's on, and... flooded.

23:38 <Schism> mumblegrumble, stupid fish.

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23:40 <Schism> OKAY.  Mr. Fish in the Spring has the Fairy Clothes for 180.  I should probably do that.

23:43 <Cepheid> Is...  Is Deceased Crab...  Alright?  He sounds drunk.

23:46 <Schism> Okay, there's Amphisbaena unlocked...

23:47 <Schism> Also, ah... possibly not.

23:50 <Cepheid> And he momentarily lost his mind.  Off to the Mausoleum.

23:51 <Schism> Hehe.

23:51 <Schism> Ankh Jewel chest in Guidance gave me a nice cape.

23:51 <Schism> So there's one headache averted.

23:57 <Cepheid> "I'm Deceased Crab, and I'm mentally sound again!"

23:58 <Schism> Game, why do you do this to me?

23:59 <Schism> I get enough for the Fairy Clothes.  [Shuriken: 110 gold]

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