00:00 <Cepheid> Heh.
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00:04 <Schism> FFS. I'd forgotten that the Gate of Illusion -eats weights.-
00:05 <Jackie> I don't think UK has Article 13 anymore
00:06 <Jackie> It's not part of EU anymore
00:07 <Jackie> Many countries should leave EU tbh
00:08 <Jackie> Not a good idea that one entity controls a continent
00:08 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: New Game - Starlight Glimmer in Dark Dream [ http://tinyurl.com/snk32cm ]
00:09 * Schism stabs the Gate of Illusion right in the illusion.
00:16 <Schism> Hm. This puzzle gives me access to Ruin. Do I take the path, or clear Illusion first?
00:17 <Cepheid> Oh my gods. The sub weapon pot in the gate of guidance warp puzzle in DCs randomizer run. Guess what it drops.
00:17 <Cepheid> Er illusion*
00:17 <Schism> I completely forget. Do tell!
00:18 <Cepheid> In his case? Guaranteed bullets.
00:18 <Cepheid> He has the pistol.
00:18 <Schism> OH! That one! ...he doesn't use it often though.
00:18 <Cepheid> It respawns. And drops more bullets.
00:19 <Cepheid> Still though. That laugh afterwards though is... Yeash.
00:19 <Schism> Lamp charge get...
00:19 <Schism> DC is crazygonuts.
00:20 <Finwe> o3o
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00:20 <Finwe> Good evening, everypony.
00:20 <Schism> Oh, cool. Ruin grail point get.
00:20 <Finwe> Messrs Cepheid, PinkieShy and Schism.
00:20 * Finwe doffs his nightcap.
00:20 * MaredoggieRainbows wags her tail and chews on Jackie and Finwe's hooves
00:21 * Finwe hoof-wiggles.
00:21 <Finwe> !plot
00:21 <DerpyBot> *wigglewiggle*
00:21 <Schism> Hi there Plane Model, nice to see you.
00:21 <Finwe> *wigglewiggle*
00:21 * Schism buys, then groans, and returns to the Tower of the Goddess.
00:21 <Cepheid> The Shell Horn is one of those items I wouldn't be pissed off to get in the Dimensional Corridor.... "Puzzle"
00:21 <PinkieShy> hihi :)
00:22 * Jackie belly rubs MaredoggieRainbows
00:23 <Schism> huh, that shield throw in the Tower of the Goddess doesn't necessarily kill you. Just a set amount of damage you shouldn't be expected to survive.
00:23 * Schism ran into it.
00:24 * MaredoggieRainbows licks the nice pony a lot
00:24 <Cepheid> Aye.
00:25 * Jackie gives MaredoggieRainbows a pretzel
00:25 <MaredoggieRainbows> ooh
00:26 <Schism> Wait, that's my FIRST ancient La-Mulanese tablet?!
00:27 * Jackie pats head
00:27 <Schism> Darnit, I went to the lower area of... oh well.
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00:33 * ThatAnonPony boops Finwe.
00:33 * Jackie gives ThatAnonPony sourdough
00:34 * MaredoggieRainbows pants
00:35 <Jackie> you like bread?
00:36 * Schism takes a break from LM. "That stupid pot-smashing puzzle requires the bracelet."
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00:37 <Schism> ...
00:38 * Schism sighs. "Or, being a prodigious sort, I could instead weaken each pot twice and then deliver the final blow while time is stopped."
00:39 <Cepheid> Yrep
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00:39 <Cepheid> Or use spears.
00:39 <Schism> Don't have Earth Spears yet.
00:43 <Schism> Hum. Choices, choices. Well, I can murder Ba first, now that I have the ladder, and come back for the pots.
00:45 * Jackie boops PurpleTie
00:47 <Schism> Ba has a stupidly small hitbox.
00:47 * ThatAnonPony boops Jackie.
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00:52 <Schism> Oh, the Axe was in the Cog of the Soul's spot~!
00:53 <Schism> This is a worthy reward. I will take this.
00:54 <Cepheid> I prefer the axe over most weapons.
00:57 <Schism> I agree. However, I don't have randc.exe.
00:59 * Finwe boops Schism with Zak McKracken and the Alien Mindbendes.
01:00 * Finwe uses kazoo to play the only song he knows.
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01:04 <Schism> Pazuzu reward is...
01:04 <Schism> A map.
01:05 <Schism> Well. I'm not too bad off. I know where the Crystal Skull is, so I can use that to bullcrap my way through a good part of things.
01:06 <Schism> There's the 5 hour mark, and I think I know where the remaining chests are. Bleh.
01:07 * Schism really needs to memorize the shortest path to the Katana Room.
01:07 <Cepheid> Heh
01:07 <Schism> Haaaate the Twin Labyrinths.
01:08 <Schism> And now that I know where the Skull is, I can open the Dimensional Corridor, which is a whole 'nother field of hate.
01:10 <Schism> Though now that the Tower of the Goddess is unlocked, I can go to the OTHER realm of purest hatred and despair.
01:10 <Schism> Wait, it's not. I don't have the Eye of Truth.
01:14 <Schism> Mudman shop had the Dragon Bone. This helps.
01:18 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by The Illustrious Q: Hasbro Toy Fair 2020: My Little Pony Booth Tour - Pony Life, Equestria Girls Mini, Potions, and More! [ http://tinyurl.com/w4cqfky ]
01:19 * MaredoggieRainbows begs at Jackie for sugar cubes
01:19 * Jackie puts 3 sugar cubes on her MaredoggieRainbows' hoof
01:21 <MaredoggieRainbows> yay!
01:23 <Jackie> good doggy
01:33 <Schism> There. A few tablets read in the right places.
01:34 <Schism> Can't go further in the Chamber of Birth because of lack of chakram. :<
01:38 <Jackie> Is Lilypond powerful enough?
01:38 * Schism headtilts.
01:39 <Jackie> I'm finding a free score writer that can do insane tuplets
01:49 * Cepheid flops back onto futon.
01:49 <Cepheid> I'm losing it.
01:50 <Cepheid> I want to go to the hospital. It's been four weeks now, and I'll be damned if I'm putting up with another one without getting this properly checked out.
01:51 <Cepheid> My family doctor's ****-all useless, as he just keeps prescribing antibiotics, and wants to do everything himself instead of delegating to other people.
01:52 <Cepheid> I have a headache. I'm sweating up a storm. I've done everything I possibly can, and still, I cough up foul-tasting *YAY*, I got wheezing and congestion all over my lungs that keeps me up at night.
01:52 <Cepheid> Now and then, I suffer nausea.
01:53 <Cepheid> And yet, it's all moot. My parents won't take me to the hospital. They are absolutely convinced they won't find anything, and are insistent on convincing me not to go.
01:54 <Cepheid> I would, at this point, rather sit for 16 hours at a hospital, dead-tired and unable to sleep, and be told there's nothing wrong with me, than keep going on like this.
02:05 <Cepheid> So let's see, what were those settings again..?
02:08 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Nightly Discussion #2079 [ http://tinyurl.com/wgoshst ]
02:11 <Cepheid> Holy Grail, Text, Mirai from start. Walk in front to save and get grail points. Everything else default randomized. Ladder for Corridor.
02:20 <Cepheid> And... Xelpud gives me the Silver Shield. Not sure if it's the real one.
02:21 <Cepheid> Least I don't have to run around to find Glyph Reader. On the *OTHER* hand, no hand scanner.
02:23 <Cepheid> ... Katana behind the elder statue.
02:23 <Cepheid> Bracelet from the chest at the top of the mountain. Well then.
02:24 <Cepheid> Garden of Eden fruit in the waterfall chest..
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02:31 <Cepheid> ... Shuriken was the Death Seal.
02:32 * Ali grumps over Cepheid and Schism, steam's a dick
02:36 * Cepheid fawns at Schism. "Birth Seal. Guidance. What."
02:55 <Cepheid> Oh gods yes.
02:56 <Cepheid> Scriptures in the place of the Mausoleum Ahnk Jewel.
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03:31 * MaredoggieRainbows sniffs around whimpering
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04:53 <Cepheid> Hey, Schism. The software I found in the Gate of Time? Xelpud mailer.
04:57 <Jackie> I'm considerig to use Denomo instead of Musescore
04:58 <Jackie> *Denemo
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05:39 *** ChanServ sets mode: +o ConfusionRift
05:39 <ConfusionRift> Hello everypony.
05:52 * Ali flops over ConfusionRift
05:52 * ConfusionRift patpats Ali.
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06:46 * PrincessRainbows boops ConfusionRift with her blankie and yawns
06:46 * ConfusionRift reboops PrincessRainbows. :P
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06:47 * PrincessRainbows rubs her snoot
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06:52 * PrincessRainbows makes tired filly noises and curls up with her blankie and pacifier. Nini ponies
06:55 <ConfusionRift> Have a good one. (puts blanket over PrincessRainbows)
07:13 * PrincessRainbows boops Ali too before going to sleep for real
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08:00 * Jackie sighs and curls up
08:01 * Schism chuckles at Cepheid.
08:03 <Jackie> I feel sad right now
08:07 * Schism hugs Jackie, and notes to ConfusionRift, "Cephy's doing a LM Randomizer."
08:08 <ConfusionRift> Ooooohbooooyyyy. :P
08:08 <ConfusionRift> I hope he's not getting too twisty about this one. It can either be really good, or really baaaaad.
08:14 * Jackie nuzzles Schism
08:14 <Jackie> I miss the old days
08:14 <Schism> ConfusionRift, I know. o3o He's gotten several seals, though, and already got the Bracelet and Scriptures.
08:16 * Ali flops over Schism
08:17 * Schism provides the Ali with a bowl of bow tie pasta with tomato soup and parmesan cheese.
08:17 * Ali blehs, too bland and curls up into Schism instead.
08:18 <Jackie> Just that I don't have friends anymore...
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08:41 * ConfusionRift shrugs. He's a lonely pone.
08:44 <Schism> "Your father told me that you love curry. Try adding some of those bats that fly around in the ruins."
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08:51 <Golden> So I beat a lot of Terraria's bosses today
08:51 <Golden> King Slime all the way to the Lunatic Cultist.
08:53 <Schism> Now do it on Expert!
08:53 <Finwe> Good forenoon, my considerably small equines.
08:53 <Schism> rAdm. Finwe.
08:54 * Schism doffs his bowtie pasta in tomato sauce with parmesan cheese, basil, oregano, and thyme.
08:54 <Finwe> Messrs Schism and Golden, Mlles Ali, Jackie and PrincessRainbows.
08:54 * Finwe doffs his hat.
08:54 <Finwe> Lt Cdr ConfusionRift, Capt Koopz.
08:54 <Finwe> o7
08:55 <Golden> I have yet to beat the astrals, and moon god Schism.
08:55 <Golden> After I do those I will jump to expert.
08:56 * Ali can't beat the moon lord...
08:57 <Golden> I did eye of cthulhu, brain of cthulhu, queen bee, and the first skeleton boss with someone.
08:58 <Finwe> Did you dig all the way tho R'Lyeh?
08:59 <Golden> Then king slime, the twins, the destroyer, Skeletron, Plantera, Golem, and Lunatic Cultist on my own. Also the wall of flesh was with someone. How far down is R'Lyeh?
09:00 <Finwe> "The nightmare corpse-city of R'lyeh…was built in measureless eons behind history by the vast, loathsome shapes that seeped down from the dark stars. There lay great Cthulhu and his hordes, hidden in green slimy vaults."
09:00 <Golden> In Terraria?
09:00 <Finwe> (H.P. Lovecraft, "The Call of Cthulhu")
09:01 <Finwe> I haven't played Terraria, so wouldn't know about that, Mr Golden.
09:01 <ConfusionRift> RAdm. Finwe. (salutes)
09:01 <Golden> Nope it isn't as I look through
09:02 <Schism> It is not, but they do have the pillars of N'kai. Well, something like that.
09:02 <Finwe> But if we believe H.P. Lovecraft, and why shouldn't we, then if you dig into Cthulhu, you should have done so by first digging into R'Lyeh.
09:02 <Schism> Shafts of N'kai, perhaps.
09:04 <Finwe> "There are openings which human beings know nothing of — some of them are in these very Vermont hills — and great worlds of unknown life down there; blue-litten K’n-yan, red-litten Yoth, and black, lightless N'kai."
09:04 <Schism> You get a bit of that in the Crimson and the Corruption. o3o
09:04 <Golden> .....this started as me listing off bosses that I beat today in Terraria.....this escalated quickly
09:06 * Schism points Finwe at the webcomic "Ow! My Sanity".
09:07 <Finwe> "It’s from N’kai that frightful Tsathoggua came — you know, the amorphous, toad-like god-creature mentioned in the Pnakotic Manuscripts and the Necronomicon and the Commoriom myth-cycle preserved by the Atlantean high-priest Klarkash-Ton."
09:08 <Finwe> The Lovecraft-inspired cookbook is aptly named Necromnomnomicon.
09:09 <Finwe> Erm, "NecroNomNomNomicon", to be exact.
09:10 <Finwe> https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/25709545-the-necronomnomnomicon
09:11 <Schism> I much prefer the Liber Paginarum Fulvarum, which contains the names and phone numbers of many an extradimensional entity.
09:11 <Ali> God I want a good racing game but no, the game's ai is too difficult and the cars all handle like *yay*
09:11 <Finwe> The Book of Yellow Pages?
09:11 <ConfusionRift> Which game?
09:12 <Schism> Yes, also known as the Necrotelecomnicon.
09:12 <Ali> Doesn't really mater, cause they don't exist
09:12 <Ali> Controler based racing has gotten so bad now you have to have a wheel to do anything
09:12 <Schism> Go back in time and get yourself a copy of Gran Turismo 2?
09:12 * Finwe boops Ali with Test Drive II.
09:13 <Ali> I remember when NASCAR 05 was fun, the auto handling system didn't make you slower than ass
09:13 <Schism> Evidently the Forza series is pretty decent.
09:13 <Ali> But 15's control is shit
09:13 <Finwe> One does not simply use auto handling system.
09:13 <Ali> Finwe, if you don't, I just slam into the wall endlessly
09:13 <ConfusionRift> Schism: It is, with a really decent vehicle list.
09:13 <Ali> Or just wiggle onto the apron every turn
09:14 * ConfusionRift sighs at Toyota.
09:14 <Ali> Like I can't even STAY in the draft at Daytona the car wiggles so much
09:14 <Finwe> The car has brakes, transmission, steering wheel and accelerator that are used to keep it moving along the intended track.
09:14 * Ali throws up hooves, this isn't gonna go well for her.
09:15 <Finwe> But if learning how to use them in order to achieve aforementioned goal is out of question…
09:16 <Schism> Ali: If the car's wiggling so much... can you adjust the dead spot on your controller?
09:16 <Finwe> Mario Cart? About the only thing you ever need to know is how to accelerate, steer and drift.
09:16 <ConfusionRift> My problem with newer racing games with a controller is delay, especially on consoles. Some games try to be way too realistic, less snappier turn times. With the delay, this sometimes becomes unplayable.
09:16 <Schism> Mmm.
09:17 <Ali> Schism, do you even know NASCAR?
09:17 <Ali> They have like 50 different changes to the chasis
09:17 <Schism> Oh, one of those.
09:17 <Ali> Making it impossile for an idiot like me
09:17 <Ali> They made it too complicated
09:18 * Ali flops
09:18 <Schism> Pah, you're not an idiot, you just got thrown into deep water.
09:18 * Finwe patpathugs an Ali.
09:18 <Ali> I had a setup in Nascar 05
09:19 <Ali> That was so good, you didn't need the draft to make passes
09:19 <Ali> But that was like with 5 settings you could fiddle with
09:19 <Ali> 15 has like 50
09:19 * ConfusionRift slowly nods.
09:19 <Ali> And if you don't understand WT*yay* you're changing
09:19 <ConfusionRift> Might wanna stay away from Forza.
09:19 <Ali> You can make the car 50 times worse than it already was
09:20 <Ali> It used to just be wedge so I knew what to do depending on the handling
09:20 <Ali> Car was wiggling too much? Up'd the wedge
09:20 <Finwe> !plot
09:20 <DerpyBot> *wigglewiggle*
09:20 <Finwe> *wigglewiggle*
09:20 <Ali> Now its like change the bias, weight, oh maybe tire pressure, and THEN maybe a hint of wedge
09:21 * Ali flops all over Finwe
09:22 * Finwe offers a Granny Smith apple to Ali.
09:22 <Finwe> Somewhat sour, but I like the taste.
09:22 * Ali keeps flopped on Finwe
09:23 <ConfusionRift> Man, the good ol' GT days...
09:23 * Finwe also gives the Automotive Engineering for Dummies book to Ali.
09:23 <Schism> Granny Smith apples are the best apples for pies. *sagenod*
09:24 * Ali burns it, she's not trying to become a crew chief for a real team
09:26 <ConfusionRift> Maybe... Burnout? :P
09:26 * ConfusionRift hides real quick.
09:30 <Schism> Not a bad idea, if Ali wants to take cars and crash them. :P
09:30 * Ali flails.
09:31 <Finwe> It sounds like Ali would be likely to crash any car she drives.
09:31 * Finwe hides behind ConfusionRift.
09:31 * Ali poofs behind Finwe and boops nosie with puffycheeks
09:32 * Finwe scrunchymuzzles.
09:33 <Ali> Confound those unicorns
09:33 <Schism> Finwe: This guy has a certain look. http://owmysanity.comicgenesis.com/d/20100707.html
09:35 * ConfusionRift stares into Schism's soul. 0_0
09:35 <Schism> ConfusionRift, oh, that bulbous, wide-eyed look is rather popular in Innsmouth.
09:36 <Finwe> Indeed.
09:38 <Schism> Hah. Go to sleep in the Dyer house, wake up with weird dreams of buried cities in Antarctica. Yup, that fits.
09:46 <Finwe> The Mountains of Madness.
09:46 <Schism> Yerp.
09:48 <Schism> When dealing with extradimensional entities, it is always important to realize the fundamental nature of sapience: that is to say, a thinking being will always conspire to take the shortest possible route to its intended result, unless that route will cause other difficulties.
09:49 <Schism> As such, if you ask a god to make it so that you never have to worry about your bills again, then very shortly, you won't.
09:51 <Finwe> 'He has on rare occasions whispered disjointed and irresponsible things about “theblack pit”, “the carven rim”, “the proto-shoggoths”, “the windowless solids with fivedimensions”, “the nameless cylinder”, “the elder pharos”, “Yog-Sothoth”, “the primalwhite jelly”, “the colour out of space”, “the wings”, “the eyes in darkness”, “the moon-ladder”, “the
09:51 <Finwe> original, the eternal, the undying”, and other bizarre conceptions'
09:53 <Finwe> 'At the time his shrieks were confined to the repetition of a single mad word of all too obvious source: "Tekeli-li! Tekeli-li!"
09:53 <Finwe> '
09:54 <Schism> Hehe.
09:56 <Schism> Poor Mi'go. http://owmysanity.comicgenesis.com/d/20110203.html
09:59 <Finwe> Oh, I have some bottling to do at the brewery today. Better get ready soon, I'm supposed to be there in an hour.
10:05 * Schism drives past Surry in an expensive sports car.
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10:26 <Finwe> See you later, everypony! Finwe out.
10:26 * Finwe flies off.
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10:34 * ConfusionRift should go to sleep. Laters!
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11:08 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Morning Discussion #1851 [ http://tinyurl.com/tcuoswj ]
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11:30 * Lumindia hecks quietly
11:31 * Schism does the MSQ and assorted sidequests, including... F'lahminn's quest. ;-;
11:31 * Lumindia hecks quietly at Schism
11:32 <Lumindia> sickness must be purged.
11:32 <Lumindia> I think I've gotten a pretty bad cold
11:33 * Schism wurps. Provides Lumindia with a breakfast with runny eggs, runnier hashbrowns, brown orange juice, and burnt toast.
11:33 <Schism> Kill or cure!
11:34 * Schism then provides Lumindia with some perfectly fried latke, two eggs over easy, orange juice fresh from the oranges, milk that tastes like it was just squirted out of a cow, bacon, fried onions, and avocado toast.
11:34 <Lumindia> well I had the scrambled eggs + OJ
11:34 <Lumindia> I don't feel like complete garbage anymore
11:34 <Lumindia> only mostly garbage
11:35 <Schism> The feeling will pass in time. :S
11:35 <Lumindia> if I'm not better by monday evening, i'm going to set up a doctor's appointment
11:35 * Schism nodnods.
11:35 <Schism> It is my weekend, too. o3o
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11:43 <Lumindia> gonna go take care of beast tribes before I forget
11:43 * Lumindia wants the pot of scree
11:51 <Schism> Bah. Quicklevin in the Lochs, but nobody's paying attention.
11:52 <Lumindia> time for bob ross
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12:08 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Fanfiction: This View of Life [ http://tinyurl.com/yxywp2a7 ]
12:12 <Schism> Haaaaa... this is what happens when I'm not playing for a while, I get to play catch-up and see what I can do to grind iLvl up.
12:13 <Lumindia> s c r e e
12:16 <Lumindia> Joel from Vinesauce can be such a mood sometimes
12:16 <Lumindia> "I have no power, I can barely function in society. It's a wonder I haven't suffocated by forgetting how to breathe!"
12:19 <Schism> One of these days, I'd like to see how much gil I've spent on teleports.
12:21 * Schism naps on bed while flying around.
12:40 <Schism> Lumindia: "He tried to open a letter with his salmon fillet."
12:40 <Lumindia> yep
12:40 <Lumindia> that's a goddamn mood right now
12:40 <Lumindia> I'm tired and braindead enough to actually attempt that
12:47 <Schism> Wellllll.
12:47 <Schism> Yeah, that's not the Ardbert we know.
12:57 <Lumindia> remember, spodlers... people that play it here might not be there yet
12:57 <Schism> Oright. Shall keep it on the downlow.
12:59 <Schism> Hmm. New unlockable in Rak'tika. Now what might this be?
13:00 <Lumindia> beast tribes
13:00 <Lumindia> specifically the Qitari
13:00 <Lumindia> a gatherer beast tribe
13:00 <Schism> o3o
13:00 <Lumindia> you get more great serpent minions from them
13:00 <Lumindia> and the Pot of Scree
13:00 <Schism> Sold!
13:00 <Lumindia> it's a mount that's basically a large great seprent of ronka in a clay jar
13:01 <Schism> You don't have to keep selling this to me, I'm already invested.
13:01 <Lumindia> haha
13:01 <Lumindia> got a gatherer at 70+
13:01 <Lumindia> ?
13:02 <Schism> Gatherers and crafters at 80.
13:02 <Lumindia> you're set
13:02 <Lumindia> :thumbsup:
13:02 <Lumindia> s c r e e
13:02 <Lumindia> https://i.imgur.com/PaSs1Pa.png
13:03 <Lumindia> yes, that is, in fact, the great serpent of ronka wearing a tiny mining helmet
13:06 <Schism> Bounce, bounce, skree.
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13:53 <Lumindia> s c r e e
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14:06 <Schism> Lumindia, I just got around to doing the pixie quests.
14:06 <Schism> Reached rank 2, and... I think I need insulin now.
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15:38 <Lumindia> so I'm confirmed sick
15:39 <Jackie2> Lumindia, what kind
15:39 <Lumindia> flu of some kind
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15:39 <Lumindia> fever of 101F
15:39 <Jackie> Oh dear
15:40 <Lumindia> yeah, I feel like crap
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15:58 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Animation: How To Be a Princess [ http://tinyurl.com/vbo3432 ]
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16:33 <Schism> MFW a can of sawdust is the same price as a block of the _good_ parmesan cheese.
16:34 <Schism> To which, of course, I say, "Buck that, if you're going to have to use a quarter of the can just to get a hint of the flavour of the real thing, then nope."
16:39 <ADragonDreaming> https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/02/21/fcc_net_neutrality/
16:40 <ADragonDreaming> FCC forced by court to redo the public comments on their wanton destruction of net neutrality.
16:41 <Schism> Ajit Pai, who certainly isn't on Verizon's payroll still, is still in charge of the FCC, isn't he?
16:41 <Schism> (I think that makes him the longest-hired Trump staffer.)
16:47 <ADragonDreaming> Yes.
16:53 <Cepheid> Morning.
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16:56 <Cepheid> https://i.imgur.com/DzCwdUC.gifv
16:58 <Cepheid> Schism: https://twitter.com/LuminousOcean/status/1231419539956604928?s=19
16:58 <Schism> Impressive. Now do you remember what all they open? Like the one to the west of town?
16:59 <Cepheid> Yes.
17:00 <Schism> Mm. Thankfully, that means that once you get the flares (ha), you can light up the Chamber of Extinction, instead of having to wait for everything like me.
17:01 <Cepheid> The two items I really need at this point are the hand scanner and the mirror.
17:07 <Cepheid> Hum, that was fast.
17:07 <Cepheid> Charger is already here.
17:08 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Makenshi: Lo-fi Album: Tw3Lv3 - Waves [Lo-fi] [ http://tinyurl.com/tvgrsgr ]
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17:12 <Cepheid> Works great, too.
17:12 * Cepheid immediately applies orange rind to the cord.
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17:18 * Schism throws a Huaca at Lumindia.
17:18 <Lumindia> a what?
17:18 * Lumindia throws rice back
17:18 <Schism> Oh, have you done the MSQ for 5.2?
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17:19 <Lumindia> did that day 1
17:19 <Schism> Puzzle drgn.
17:21 <Cepheid> I still say the start of my run was pretty impossible.
17:22 <Cepheid> https://twitter.com/LuminousOcean/status/1231405700582125568 This was the surface, including Mekuri.exe.
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17:48 <Schism> Ehh, that's not so bad.
17:48 <Schism> Were you able to get into the Mekuri.exe 'shop'?
18:08 <Cepheid> I just stated that yes, I got to it.
18:08 <Schism> Oh right.
18:09 <Schism> Yea, then, that's pretty sparse for the Surface.
18:09 <Schism> Not the worst I've seen. You quite quickly got the rest of the parts, tho.
18:10 <Schism> Was that at least the real Silver Shield?
18:10 <Cepheid> Yeah.
18:11 <Cepheid> The Silver Shield and the Katana from the surface were a godsend, though.
18:11 <Schism> No doubt. Having a weapon that can strike downwards.
18:12 <Cepheid> It unlocked a bunch of other items from the get-go.
18:12 <Schism> Psh. I like the sarcastic responses in this expansion.
18:13 <Cepheid> Hmm?
18:13 <Schism> FFXIV, patch 5.2 is out. The responses are as snarky as ever. And snarking at Y'shtola returns hilarity.
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18:14 <Cepheid> Bah, I wish thAh.
18:14 * Cepheid loads up game.
18:15 <Schism> That you had any inclination whatsoever to play FFXIV right now?
18:15 <Cepheid> Not at the moment.
18:15 <Schism> Indeed.
18:16 <Cepheid> It is tempting, but the major stopper right now is that I'm not keen on sitting in front of my PC for games. Too uncomfortable.
18:16 * Lumindia flops near Ali, but not on them
18:16 * Schism floats on a bed beneath the ocean surface.
18:16 <Schism> Ah, yes.
18:16 <Cepheid> Hum, what was I about to do..?
18:17 <Cepheid> I remember it was something that required health and the lamp of time. Got that, by the way, and used it against that midboss. My reward for doing so was an explosion to the face.
18:21 <Schism> Ahaha. "From the squelching noise they make when prodded and the vile stench, you conclude that these bags are bursting with livers. Brilliant."
18:21 <Schism> Hmm. Health and lamp.
18:21 <Schism> Were you going to shortcut and kill Viy?
18:23 * Cepheid loads up a list of coin chest locations. "Can't. No bronze mirror. Can't get to Viy."
18:23 <Schism> Well, you've got the lamp. You technically can, and you do have the spears.
18:24 <Schism> That would be, of course, a violation of the rules.
18:24 <Cepheid> You're gonna have to explain.
18:24 * Ali flops on Schism
18:25 <Schism> In the lower portion of the Inferno Cavern, you can use the Lamp of Time and then enter the room which would otherwise have a seal on the left side. Because that's a gate which automatically closes if you don't have the right flags, you can simply pass through what looks like a solid wall.
18:25 <Cepheid> Huh.
18:25 <Schism> That gets you over to Viy's entrance point. However, I can't say that this is a good idea in a randomizer, where every Ankh Jewel counts.
18:26 <Cepheid> Yep.
18:26 <Cepheid> I'm surprised they used such a hack job for one-way doors.
18:27 <Schism> I suspect this was a one-time thing, but I don't know for sure.
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18:32 <Cepheid> Right, that's all the hidden coin chests I can hit.
18:34 <Schism> Okay, I saw that one coming a mile away. X3 </ffxiv>
18:34 <Schism> Hmm. There are two which always escape me.
18:35 <Schism> The one in the Twin Labyrinths, behind a wall, and the one in Endless Corridor, to the left on the race floor.
18:35 <Cepheid> Can't access the Endless Corridor one.
18:36 <Schism> Oh right, no key.
18:37 <Schism> Have you been following DC's advice and recording every shop which seems helpful?
18:37 <Cepheid> Yes.
18:38 <Cepheid> Might be worth me going to all the shops just to double check, though.
18:39 <Cepheid> ...
18:39 <Cepheid> Mulbruk had the Bronze Mirror.
18:40 <Schism> Well.
18:40 <Cepheid> Which creates a problem, as I used my last jewel to try and get the computer shop to change it's stock.
18:40 <Schism> Yerk.
18:41 <Schism> Hm. Show me your current progress.
18:41 <Cepheid> So yeah, now I have to check all the shops.
18:42 * Ali noms on Schism and Cepheid
18:42 <Schism> If you have the ring, and you haven't accessed it yet, you have access to the east side of the Graveyard.
18:42 <Schism> With the Ring, you can Bomb the wall open with one hit.
18:43 <Schism> That gets you access to the lower portion of the Chamber of Birth, and easy access to one part of the Temple of Moonlight.
18:43 <Cepheid> Ah, I have access to the ring. Just need to buy it.
18:43 <Cepheid> That'll do it.
18:44 * Schism nodnods. "It's kinda-sorta a glitch, but it works well."
18:46 <Schism> Don't forget that one chest which requires you kill the ninja in the room, in Birth.
18:46 <Cepheid> https://twitter.com/LuminousOcean/status/1231651532409577474/photo/1 For the record.
18:46 <Cepheid> Seriously though I should go check make sure I got all the shops recorded.
18:47 <Schism> That's an alarming lack of weapons.
18:47 <Schism> Spears are nice to see.
18:49 <Cepheid> Also, been in talk with DC. Asked him if my idea from the other day was alright with his approval. It is. Also discussed some randomizer stuff with him to consider for my game.
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18:53 <Cepheid> Basically, he's going to appear in the game as a small reference in whatever hell-dungeon I make.
18:53 <Cepheid> "Here lies Deceased Crab's sanity. He went into Hell laughing maniacally."
18:55 <Cepheid> Whelp, ahnk jewel problem solved.
18:55 <Cepheid> Scriptures store had a jewel, bought it.
18:56 * Cepheid gets bored for a moment, decides to translate names of places from Japanese.
18:56 <Cepheid> Let's start with the tower of ruin
18:58 <Schism> Ooh. You caught his attention, nice. And I'm sure he'll be happy to appear there -- he was in LM's credits, as was MadamLuna.
18:59 <Schism> Cepheid, did I ever show you that nightmare from the Pixie quests in FFXIV?
18:59 <Cepheid> Tower of Ruin's Japanese name: 滅びの塔 which... bah, Hexchat won't let me publish
19:00 <Cepheid> Anyways, it's "horobi no tou"
19:00 <Cepheid> Which translates to "Tower of Ruin" literally.
19:00 <Schism> That's Kanji anyway, so any translations will be wrong no matter what.
19:01 <Schism> That's interesting. Google just gave me a few links to Chrono Cross soundtracks, specifically the "Sea of Ruin". I suppose that works.
19:01 <Cepheid> I actually looked up the kanji and related words.
19:01 <Cepheid> There's only one way to translate the name, and it is literally "Tower of Ruin"
19:02 <Cepheid> Hol up. Why is the Tower of Ruin's gate closed?
19:02 <Schism> And this is an excellent song for the area, in any sense. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_2w94uquh8
19:02 <Schism> Because you haven't killed Viy yet?
19:02 <Cepheid> You need the gate to *GET* to Viy's boss room.
19:03 <Schism> Have you murdered plane demon yet?
19:03 <Cepheid> Can't reach the Tower of the Goddess.
19:03 <Schism> Guess it's a matter of finding the path -again-, then.
19:03 <Cepheid> Given this, I'm curious now.
19:03 <Schism> Welcome to LM randomizer, where the original intent of the game is magnified a dozenfold.
19:04 <Cepheid> Also I forgot the waterfall seal.
19:04 <Schism> I can just imagine that the creator is tickled pink by the idea that people are creating their own puzzles based on the game.
19:04 <Schism> Wha.
19:05 <Cepheid> Hmm?
19:07 <Cepheid> Actually I can't reach it. No helmet.
19:08 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Penny Wrights: Equestria Girls: Good Vibes Follow Up [ http://tinyurl.com/teanbda ]
19:09 <Schism> Oh. Yech.
19:09 <Cepheid> At this moment, the only boss I can fight is Baphomet.
19:10 <Cepheid> ... Oh!
19:10 <Cepheid> I need to kill her for the Tower of Ruin gate.
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19:26 * PrincessRainbows clutches her plushie and hugs Ali really tightly
19:27 <Cepheid> I'm done for now. Baphomet's crazy difficult with what I have.
19:27 * Ali snugs PrincessRainbows back, not really feeling that great herself.
19:29 * PrincessRainbows nods and whimpers
19:30 <Cepheid> Also, I got a weird headache developing.
19:30 <Cepheid> I can feel a bunch of lines along the left side of my face going from my upper teeth, up along my cheek, through my eye, and to the tip of my head, starting to hurt.
19:45 <Cepheid> Should eat.
19:58 <Cepheid> Supposedly, MonoGame can now be built using .NET Standard.
19:58 <Cepheid> However, the developers made one critical mistake.
19:58 <Cepheid> They don't explain *HOW*
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20:19 <Cepheid> Okay, it's weird how that works..
20:21 <Cepheid> So, the monogame netstandard template creates a project file that targets netstandard2.0, which is fine. Except it's wrong.
20:25 <Cepheid> The netstandard*.* TFMs are not for runnables(applications), they're for libraries.
20:26 * Lumindia brushes Ali gently
20:27 <Cepheid> Anyhoo.
20:27 <Cepheid> Simple solution, but still.
20:30 <Cepheid> So, my parents want me to go through a 21-day run of IV-based antibiotics.
20:32 <Cepheid> https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchPeopleDieInside/comments/f8bs7x/even_animals_know_when_enough_is_enough/ Heh.
20:32 <Ali> That would put that illness at what? Seven weeks?
20:34 <Cepheid> Basically.
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20:43 <Schism> Okay, FFXIV devs, stop reading my mind.
20:43 <Schism> Ahead of time.
20:47 <Schism> <NPC> My feet are killing me. <Me, Greek Chorusing> With those heels, I'd expect nothing less. <Thancred> Then perhaps you should've chosen more sensible footwear.
20:48 <Cepheid> Hum. Need to implement a method to retrieve a component from an entity, but it's not super-easy.
20:48 <Cepheid> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLjSUJizuT8 Schism, did you know that somehow, the roughness of German can sound beautiful? :P
20:48 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.
20:48 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Diving Deeper 【東方Touhou EDM】(from Fearless Desire)
20:49 <Schism> I see you're unfamiliar with the Eddas.
20:50 <Cepheid> Hmm? Eddas?
20:50 <Cepheid> Which ones?
20:50 <Cepheid> I'm only familiar with the poetic eddas.
20:50 <Schism> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5_d6_N7d3k
20:50 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.
20:50 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Voyager's Golden Record: Mozart _Queen of the night - Eda Moser
20:51 <Cepheid> Heh.
20:51 <Schism> Admittedly, that's the wrong kind of edda.
20:52 <Schism> Sorry, I'm kind of in a weird state right now.
20:52 <Schism> It's my weekend, and yet I woke up at 4 AM out of purest habit, and now I'm kind of... drifting.
20:52 <Cepheid> Not bad.
20:53 <Cepheid> Meanwhile, my sleep cycle is drifting forward forcibly.
20:53 <Schism> Good enough to send into space.
20:53 <Cepheid> I've given up controlling it for the moment.
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20:59 * PrincessRainbows flops around
21:02 <Cepheid> Hum.
21:02 <Cepheid> Amazing how such a simple-looking RPG Maker game has such an awesome final boss track.
21:03 <Cepheid> Cthulhu Saves the World - Existence Collapses
21:03 <Cepheid> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooohjN5k5QE
21:13 <PrincessRainbows> Derpybot is ded D;
21:17 <Cepheid> Ah.
21:18 <Lumindia> f
21:18 * Ali blehs, just can't do Factorio alone
21:19 * PrincessRainbows hugs everypony in mourning
21:44 <Cepheid> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYwIkHuAIAc Betting Schism would like it if that spiral strike ability appeared in MHWorld. :P Appears around 1:30 or so.
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22:01 * PrincessRainbows grabs her pacifier and hugs Ali like a plushie for a nap
22:21 <Cepheid> Blah. Time to lay down. =.=
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