Log archive of EquestriaDaily for Wednesday, 2020-04-15

00:03 <Finwe> o3o

00:03 * Finwe hats on an Ali.

00:04 <Finwe> Miss Ali, Mr Schism.

00:04 * Finwe doffs himself.

00:04 * Ali flops over Finwe

00:04 <Finwe> !lullaby

00:04 * DerpyBot carries Finwe off to bed

00:04 * DerpyBot tucks Finwe in and hums a lullaby

00:04 <Finwe> !shoo

00:04 * DerpyBot sways from side to side, quietly humming "shoo be doo shoo shoo be doo"

00:04 <Finwe> Good night, everypony!

00:04 * Finwe snoozes on Ali's head.

00:06 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Discussion: How Old Were the Mane 6 Before the Time Skip?  [ http://tinyurl.com/rwlbnqz ]

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00:43 <Ali> Schism, Day 1 of Fall:  Hello I'd like a Bok Choy from you

00:44 * PinkieShy offers Ali some Hi-Chew

00:45 * Ali chews on PinkieShy ears

00:45 <PinkieShy> That candy is addictive.. Like seriously.

01:15 * PrincessRainbows licks PinkieShy till he's dripping and flops on Ali for a little pony nap

01:15 * Ali brushies PrincessRainbows and PinkieShy

01:15 <PinkieShy> I misread that lol

01:15 <PinkieShy> I thought you said my name twice >.>

01:16 <PinkieShy> That was actually funny to me though lol

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02:16 <Schism> Cepheid: This remains my favourite example of how to ace a job interview.  http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_1630.php

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02:26 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Nightly Discussion #2131 [ http://tinyurl.com/sljce3t ]

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02:35 <Schism> "Silence feels like a deafening shout.  I turn the world off.  Greyout."

02:38 <Schism> ADragonDreaming, Greyout is a spell, probably level 5 or above, which eliminates one or more of the target's perceptions.  The primary perceptions - touch, taste, smell, hearing, sight - are common to PCs, but if the subject has additional senses, the caster must be familiar with them in order to block them.

02:40 <Schism> Characters which are subject to all of the target perceptions must roll a Will save in order to prevent becoming completely incapacitated.

02:42 <Schism> Characters with advanced hearing, scent, taste, etc. get a +2 circumstance bonus on resistance unless the caster knows how to deal with that.

02:48 <Schism> The primary physical component is a piece of wool, combed with a mythril brush.

02:51 <ADragonDreaming> what system?

02:51 <Schism> I'm thinking D20SRD 3.5ish.

02:51 <Schism> But it's probably more like level 6 there.

02:52 <ADragonDreaming> ah

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02:52 <Schism> Illusion spell, of course.

02:53 <Schism> Of course, a party can eliminate some senses without going crazy.  Scent, for example, might allow the elimination of a group of guards or two.

02:54 <Schism> If the opposition has a higher Wisdom score, that might be problematic, too.

02:56 <Schism> I know that a spell which makes the enemies feel like they've got a stuffed-up nose seems kind of minor, but I imagine that could be very, very useful.

03:06 <Schism> Adra: Dunno if that'd be helpful in any campaigns you're running.  Still, it's an idea for a spell.

03:14 <Schism> "Do you begrudge the trees for taking in your castoffs?  You breathe out, they breathe in.  In the same vein, all we do is make certain that you breathe out... in the proper direction."

03:17 * Ali flops over ADragonDreaming and Schism

03:18 * Schism boops Ali with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuMg1QCVEMQ .

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03:43 * Cepheid awakens.

03:45 <Schism> Cepheid: Amaro Mount theme should help you wake up.

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03:59 <Cepheid> I'm usually not one for listening to music first thing in the morning.  *Noms coffee*

04:04 <Schism> Would you like to continue with Omega at this point?

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04:19 * Schism headtilts at Cepheid.

04:19 <Cepheid> Ah, sorry.  Was reading.  Sure, in a bit.  Still nomming and waking up.

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04:26 <Cepheid> https://www.newsweek.com/chile-counts-those-who-died-coronavirus-recovered-because-theyre-no-longer-contagious-health-1497775

04:30 <Schism> "You know, you can turn in those crystals for materia VIIIs." "Go teach your grandma to suck eggs." "...wow." "...damnit, that's a classic statement."

04:30 <Schism> (Literally what happened on Novice.)

04:31 <Cepheid> ... What

04:31 <Schism> It's a classic phrase.  Someone told me something I already knew full well, so I told them to go teach their grandma how to suck eggs.

04:32 <Cepheid> That's a bit of a harsh response, wouldn't you think?

04:32 <Schism> Eh, it's a classic one that most folks these days wouldn't quite get.  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teaching_grandmother_to_suck_eggs

04:32 * Cepheid looks at headset.

04:32 <Cepheid> I'll be a few minutes more.  I'm gonna clean this off.

04:33 <Schism> No worries.

04:33 <Cepheid> Danged thing's faux leather is sort of just flaking off 'cause of whatever the hell oozes out of my skin's pores.

04:33 <Schism> ... again, we have similar issues.

04:34 <Cepheid> So wait this happens to you as well?

04:34 <Schism> With frightening regularity.  My ears tend to ... sweat.

04:35 <Schism> And that results in some concerns.

04:35 <Schism> As does the skin around my ears, come to think.

04:35 <Cepheid> My ears just overheat, mostly.  But sweating does occur, yes.

04:36 <Schism> So, yes, that kind of degrades.

04:36 <Cepheid> Also causes my head temp to spike, and as a result, worsen my sinuses, leading to headaches.

04:36 <Cepheid> So... I should probably take pre-emptive measures before wearing these tonight.

04:37 <Schism> You really should get a good set of speakers instead, if the option is available.

04:40 <Cepheid> I still have something like $400, I could probably afford a good set of speakers, yeah.

04:40 <Schism> If nothing else that'd be better than a pair of headphones which causes pain.  But yeah.

04:40 <Cepheid> But that's not why I avoid speakers.

04:41 <Cepheid> I avoid speakers, because of days like today, where I am awake at 12:41 AM.

04:41 <Cepheid> Right next to my room is my dad's bedroom.

04:41 <Schism> Ah.  Fair point.

04:41 <Cepheid> Down the hall is my mother's bedroom.

04:41 <Schism> And of course there are cats.

04:41 <Cepheid> And I'm terrible with gauging volume.

04:41 <Schism> Yeah, same.

04:42 <Cepheid> However, I'll try speakers tonight.  If they're too loud, the parents will just yell at me.

04:42 <Schism> Eh, you should be alright.

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04:44 <ConfusionRift> Hello everypony.

04:52 <Cepheid> Hey hey.

04:56 <ConfusionRift> Hey there. (flops and waves)

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05:03 * PinkieShy slaps youtube off screen

05:04 <PinkieShy> This youtuber's vid from like 10 years ago just started to sing Baby by justin bieber..

05:04 <Ali> BURN IT

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05:07 <ConfusionRift> "Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!"

05:09 * Ali huggles on ConfusionRift

05:09 * ConfusionRift huggles Ali back. :P

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05:55 * ConfusionRift now wants to mod LM1/LM2 to play "Game over, yeah!" every time they die.

05:57 <ConfusionRift> Wait a second... (investigates)

06:01 <ConfusionRift> Hmmm... I'm sure you can edit all this stuff- there's the folder! Yeah, this is stupid easy to mod.

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06:20 <ConfusionRift> It worked! Haaaaah!

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06:32 <Cepheid> LM2 is harder to mod, unfortunately.  It *CAN* be modded, though.

06:32 <Cepheid> Requires reverse-engineering the main assembly for it.

06:33 <ConfusionRift> Unfortunately, yeah. It's all packed.

06:33 <ConfusionRift> On the other hand, LM1 has everything unpacked and uncompressed on common formats.

06:37 <ConfusionRift> Huh, everything is really there. Even map and boss textures.

06:37 <ConfusionRift> Am reminded a lot on Fraxy.

06:39 <ConfusionRift> You know, I'm sure I can just change the sprites so Shawn is the main character. But I'll have to make my own hand movement sprites.

06:39 <ConfusionRift> Sorry, arm movement.

06:43 <ConfusionRift> Oh oh oh! Have Mulbruk be the main character! :P

06:44 * ConfusionRift just kids. It's still a lot of editing.

06:48 <Schism> Cepheid: Please let the others know that the client has crashed.

06:48 <Cepheid> Done and done.

06:50 <Schism> Ugh.

06:50 <Schism> computer...  why.

06:50 <Cepheid> What's it doing?

06:51 <Schism> Failing to run the launcher.

06:51 <Cepheid> Reboot tiiiime!

06:51 <ConfusionRift> o_0

06:51 <Schism> Seems like that!

06:52 <Cepheid> ConfusionRift:  Ironically, because LM2 uses C#, and I can hook into it, I could enable the ability to load unpacked textures if I wanted to.

06:53 <Schism> Okay, now running fine... shortly...

06:53 <ConfusionRift> Hehehe.

06:55 <Schism> Rebooting.

06:55 <PinkieShy> Gosh this sucks.. Having allergic reaction and I'm just itchy.. Waiting for this Zyrtec to kick in..

06:55 * Cepheid checks news. Face palms at some of the stuff he sees.

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06:57 <Divide|Adagio> So yeah.

06:57 <Divide|Adagio> Rebooting... RAM is probably ridiculous.

06:58 <Cepheid> Don't you just love PCs?

06:58 <Divide|Adagio> Oh, they're delightful.

06:59 <ConfusionRift> Oh they're great. (watches as Steam eats his RAM, and Windows continues to call unused functions that also consume memory) Just fantastic.

06:59 <Divide|Adagio> Circling right now, saying "Restarting" and I'm not sure what the hell it's doing.

06:59 <Cepheid> In my case, my PC is put under a constant load by, of all things, the video card.

07:00 <Cepheid> Apparently, the nVidia drivers are handling a bunch of interrupts for some reason.

07:00 <Ali> Divide|Adagio, how many people in Stardew hate blueberries?

07:00 <Divide|Adagio> Most of them, Ali.

07:00 <Ali> Every villager buys my blueberries that I sold to Piere and they're like EWWW

07:01 <Cepheid> I suspect that Concerned Ape does not like blueberries.

07:01 <Divide|Adagio> Okay.  Restarting, and... it's now this long. .-.

07:02 <ConfusionRift> Blueberries are good for you. And these are the best! (tries some) You will never (bleeegh) ever (uurgh) get tired of (I think I'm gonna puke...) these delicious (I think I'm gonna die tonight) BLUEBERRIES!

07:03 <Cepheid> I hate blueberries, myself.  Taste like sugar water.  And thus, like watermelon, to me.

07:03 * ConfusionRift gasps.

07:04 <ConfusionRift> ...gonna burn this village... I meaaan uuh- Hello there!

07:04 * Cepheid bursts into a cold sweat.

07:04 <Divide|Adagio> Fark.  Windows 8 is broken...

07:05 <Cepheid> What should I do in the meantime?

07:05 <Divide|Adagio> Twiddle?

07:05 <Cepheid> I meant regarding the game, mostly.

07:06 <Cepheid> I'm inclined to disband, I dun want to continue without you. :P

07:06 <Divide|Adagio> Let's see if windows 8 actually boots.

07:06 <Divide|Adagio> Boot seems to work.

07:07 <Cepheid> Party is disbanding, unfortunately.

07:07 <Divide|Adagio> Let's see if this actually runs, then.

07:07 <Divide|Adagio> Yeah.  .-.

07:09 <Cepheid> Party's down to the two of us now.  'Til your system decides to co-operate, I'm gonna go lay down.

07:09 <Cepheid> I feel funky, and not in a good way.

07:15 <Divide|Adagio> I think we'll give it a miss for now, then.

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07:16 <Divide|Adagio> Let's just say that those four bosses were enough.

07:16 <Cepheid> Six.  But yeah.

07:16 <Schism> Close enough.  Either way, that's enough for the moment.

07:17 <Cepheid> Mmhmm.  My body is telling me to nap as is.

07:17 <Schism> Pillow nom.

07:18 <Cepheid> In the form of "Get some [REDACTED] sleep dangit!"

07:19 <Schism> I'm eating some cereal, after which I'll flop.

07:21 <Cepheid> Random question for the channel.  Favourite metroidvania item?

07:22 <Ali> Finally got a mf walleeye

07:23 <Schism> Hermes Boots | whatever item increases run speed.

07:23 <Schism> Now I flop onto the couch.  G'day.

07:24 <ConfusionRift> Metroidvania item... hmmm.

07:28 <ConfusionRift> The Star of Lachiem. It allows you to attack again when your normal attacks are on cooldown.

07:30 <ConfusionRift> So it can make fast attacks even faster per say.

07:35 <ConfusionRift> That's part of a weapon... bah, still.

07:36 * ConfusionRift boops Ali.

07:36 * Ali squeaks at ConfusionRift

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07:39 <ConfusionRift> Oh... Terraria Journey's End on May 16.

07:42 <Ali> Not soon enough

07:50 * ConfusionRift wonders why the hell did Doom 2016 moved to his secondary monitor, and changed resolutions to 480p.

07:50 <Cepheid> Ask the OS.

08:04 * PrincessRainbows flops in and makes tired little horse noises

08:08 * PrincessRainbows boops ConfusionRift with her plushie and hugs

08:10 * ConfusionRift huggles PrincessRainbows back. :P

08:11 * Cepheid has a cat on him. He is now confined to bed.

08:15 * PrincessRainbows makes happy filly noises and curls up with her blankie and pacifier too. Nini

08:29 <PinkieShy> I feel like screaming right now.. :/

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08:50 <Golden> I beat FF7R

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08:56 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: <unspecified> [ http://tinyurl.com/v5djqs4 ]

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11:06 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Morning Discussion #1903 [ http://tinyurl.com/u6p5ppa ]

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11:43 <Lumindia_> https://twitter.com/OoCAnimalCross/status/1248080472456015872?s=20

11:44 <Lumindia_> Would you like my skeleton, good sir?

11:51 <Finwe> o3o

11:51 * Finwe noms on Lumindia_'s skeleton.

11:51 <Cepheid> That was a nice nap.

11:51 <Finwe> Good morning, Cepheid.

11:51 <Cepheid> Morning.

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12:06 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: My Little Pony Manga: Volume 3 Now Available for Pre-order [ http://tinyurl.com/tv9vdcy ]

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12:25 * Cepheid noms coffee.

12:28 * Cepheid looks through /r/NotTheOnion

12:28 <Cepheid> ... This was a mistake.

12:34 <Lumindia_> haha

12:36 <Cepheid> So I'm back in FF14 again, Lumindia_.

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13:02 <Cepheid> Heh, I got the "Ouch!" face to appear in DOOM.

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16:01 <Divide|Adagio> Oh, that's worrisome...

16:01 <Divide|Adagio> Nocturne shut down at... 3:30.

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16:02 <Divide|Adagio> Fan is... being peculiar.  Starting and stopping.

16:02 <Divide|Adagio> Let's see which fan that is.

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16:11 * Schism also drinks a bunch of water.

16:17 <Schism> Cepheid: http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_1689.php - This is rather familiar to me.

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17:06 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Makenshi: Trixie Music: Studio Quinn - Second Place, A Trixie Song (feat. Sea Cream) [Alt. Pop] [ http://tinyurl.com/vuycesa ]

17:49 <Schism> I would not have expected that the person tapped to restart the US economy would be Vince McMahon, but I guess that's the timeline in which we're living.

18:06 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Andrea Libman Reads "Pinkie Pie Big Baking Bonanza" Complete with Pinkie Pie Voice  [ http://tinyurl.com/wtxtqjn ]

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18:27 <Cepheid> How to ensure you'll never get another contract to design a game ever again: Get contract by creator of series.  Be told game will be released only if it meets their standards.  Game isn't well-received by creator of series.  Publish it onto eShop and start printing copies to sell in stores anyway.

18:29 <Ali> And what game was this?

18:29 <Bubbles> wild guess being cooking mama

18:30 <Cepheid> Yerp.

18:31 <Ali> Is that the one that can brick your switch?

18:32 <Cepheid> That's the one.  Supposedly it can do that, anyway.  Reports seem to be sketchy.

18:33 * Ali pops Bubbles cause tradition

18:39 <Starlight_Glimmer> How rude

18:41 * Bubbles noms on Ali

18:41 * Ali squeaks and giggles

18:41 <Schism> "Office Create is seeking “all legal action” against Cooking Mama: Cookstar publisher Planet Entertainment."

18:42 <Schism> And supposedly it uses the Switch to mine cryptocurrency?  That's scuzzy as heck.

18:44 <Bubbles> I don't think it actually mines crypto

18:44 <Bubbles> but before release they DID state they wanted to integrate the blockchain into the game for some reason?

18:44 <Schism> Heh, those are just rumors, yes.  The company says that they're false, but... I'm not certain I believe them.

18:54 * Ali licks Schism, she got the greenhouse built in the Fall of year 1

18:54 <Schism> Impressive!

18:54 <Ali> Fruitbats~

19:08 <Ali> God Schism, with so many thunderstorms in year one, I'm gonna be loaded with battery packs for irridium sprinklers when I get the latter.

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19:25 <Schism> Fun fact: NASA's Vehicle Assembly Building has its own weather, and can develop rainclouds inside.

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19:26 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Midair Pony Fair Online Pony Convention May 1st! [ http://tinyurl.com/vbljfk9 ]

19:31 <Schism> Mmm.  Beef pot pies.

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19:37 <PinkieShy> Hi

19:42 * Schism boops the PinkieShy with some good sausage with saurkraut and mustard.

19:42 <PinkieShy> Last night was awful >_>

19:43 * PinkieShy licks Schism a bunch and nomfs the sausage

19:51 <Schism> Hum.  Hopefully Finwe's not planning to visit Sweden anytime soon.

19:58 *** Dranae is now known as Angie

20:04 <Schism> Lots of fluffy snow coming down.

20:12 <PinkieShy> So.. new iphone se..

20:27 * PrincessRainbows licks PinkieShy till he's dripping and boops

20:27 <PinkieShy> Hi PrincessRainbows :)

20:28 <PrincessRainbows> Hey

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21:07 <Schism> ... Moon Champion, Champion of the Moon?  http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1233

21:26 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Makenshi: Rarity Music: Blackened Blue - Falling Away [Metal] [ http://tinyurl.com/vutn9kg ]

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21:40 * PrincessRainbows also boops Ali's horn till it glows and claps her hooves

21:41 <Schism> "Non-GMO salt!"

21:54 * Schism boops Ali with the most powerful card in the whole game: a Chimney Imp.

21:55 * Ali squeaks, what deck?

21:55 <Schism> No deck, it's just a terrible, terrible card.

21:55 <Schism> 4B, 1/2, flying, when it gets put into the graveyard target opponent discards any card from their hand.

21:56 <Ali> That almost sounds as bad as that mythic bird that was overcost and was a 2/3 flyer that could be cast from exile as its only special ability

21:58 <Lumindia_> Cats how in the hell did you manage to open those

21:58 <Lumindia_> My roommate's cats somehow opened his snake tanks

21:59 <Ali> https://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=276504  This thing Schism

21:59 <Ali> This is the worst mythic rare ever.

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22:26 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Drawfriend Stuff (Pony Art Gallery) #3311 [ http://tinyurl.com/utzt44c ]

22:35 <Schism> Ali: Combine with https://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Food%20Chain

22:46 <Schism> I know that many of the stories on Not Always Right are fake, but this one rings rather true.  https://notalwaysright.com/customers-not-fit-to-wipe-your-behind-with/192439/

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23:35 <Stormspark> my cat managed to open his carrier from the inside once

23:38 * Ali licks Stormspark

23:56 <Finwe> Lt Pony|14971.

23:56 <Finwe> o7

23:57 <Finwe> Miss Ali, Mr Lumindia_.

23:57 * Finwe doffs his hat.

23:57 <Finwe> Schism: Not as long as we keep our borders closed.

23:57 * Ali doffs over Finwe

23:58 <Schism> Finwe: And perhaps that's for the best, as Sweden's response to the current situation is... lackluster.

23:59 * Finwe noms on Ali's tail.

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