00:10 * Cepheid flops in from a nap.
00:10 * Schism boops the Cepheid with a Jigglypuff. It goes to sleep and knocks everyone close to it off the map.
00:11 * Cepheid falls back asleep. o3o
00:11 <Cepheid> I am not looking forward to the next month.
00:11 <Schism> Yawn is a terrifying ability. o3o
00:11 <Schism> Yeah...
00:11 <Schism> You got enough candy to at least hopefully help a bit?
00:11 * Ali puts up Misty Terrian, is now immune to Yawn~
00:12 * Schism uses Sunny Day.
00:12 <Cepheid> No I don't, but speaking of candy I am craving maynards wine gums.
00:12 * Ali doesn't know what's the point of that
00:13 <Schism> Cephy: Eww, wine gums... well, I suppose to each their own.
00:13 <Cepheid> Mmhmm.
00:13 <Schism> I for example cannot for the life of me stand Swedish Fish, but others swear by them.
00:13 <Cepheid> Way I see it, if someone ever gives you a large supply of them, at least now you know someone to send them off to.
00:14 <Schism> This is indeed true.
00:15 <Schism> Ali: There is only one move which starts with the letter Y, in its English name. o3o
00:15 <Cepheid> Myself, I can't stand black licorice.
00:15 <Schism> Oddly, salty liquorice is a different matter for me, but I can't generally deal with it.
00:15 <Schism> I'll still only have like one piece of salmiakki in a given week, though.
00:16 <Ali> Yawn? It doesn't work under Misty Terrian Schism
00:16 * Schism changes the field with Sunny Day. The mist dissolves!
00:16 <Schism> <.< But I suppose that might be a move with different rules.
00:16 * Ali thinks Schism needs to learn that terrian moves are different then weather moves
00:16 * Schism hasn't played since Black/White!
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00:17 <Cepheid> I'll be honest, I didn't expect to actually take a nap. Naps are... usually impossible for me to take?
00:18 <Cepheid> My mother thinks it might be a side effect of the discontinuing of that one drug.
00:18 <Schism> I've never understood you non-napping folks. An hour's rest is a delight.
00:18 <Cepheid> It's not that I don't want to nap, it's that I generally can't.
00:18 <Cepheid> I can't fall back to sleep mid-day, unless I take something to knock me out.
00:18 * Schism looks at UPS for information on her package. She grumbles, and is of half a mind to log into CampusShip to pull up additional details, but, she knows better than to abuse work logins for her own purposes.
00:19 <Cepheid> At which point it's a pointless endeavor as I'll feel like garbage anyways afterwards.
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00:19 <Schism> I have a very clear means by which to awaken after an hour's nap. Take one splash of mouthwash, rinse well, then drink a cup of ice water.
00:20 <Cepheid> Admittedly that'd certainly wake me up a bit.
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00:28 * Cepheid equips Aerial Hunter Style, then goes after a Basarios or three.
00:29 *** Quits: FruitNibbler (Eogan@Pony-508a6a.dip0.t-ipconnect.de) (Quit: Nothing is static, everything is evolving, everything is falling apart)
00:29 * Cepheid takes the quest "Perfectly Normal Rock"
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00:32 <Schism> Seems suitably ordinary.
00:32 <Schism> Cepheid, I would like to buy your rock.
00:33 <Cepheid> Let me finish killing it first.
00:33 * Schism nods, and pulls out her wallet.
00:33 <Schism> I don't see any Tigrex around here, do you?
00:34 <Cepheid> Way too many
00:34 <Schism> Ah. Then the offer is now off the table. Clearly, that is not a Tigrex-repelling rock.
00:34 <Cepheid> Well it IS advertised as a perfectly normal rock.
00:36 * Shadowed signs up for volcano insurance.
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00:39 <Cepheid> Hum, what's the rate on thos tears, anyways..?
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00:40 <Cepheid> Average of 8% across the board.
00:41 <Cepheid> And I need 2 more.
00:42 <Shadowed> Ali, I have important information.
00:42 <Schism> Drop your HL by 10 and you should be able to--wait, wrong series.
00:43 * Ali squeaks at Shadowed
00:43 <Shadowed> Vitamins are effective to the max.
00:43 * Ali headtilts in confusion
00:43 <Cepheid> Well, the nice thing is there's a lot of chances at around 8% to get the requisite items, so the odds are relatively... decent, compared to some items.
00:43 <Shadowed> EV training.
00:44 <Ali> Ah, well that's a switch, it used to be to 100
00:44 <Shadowed> Yeah.
00:44 <Shadowed> If you give enough watts to the Dojo in Armor then you can buy vitamins in bulk for money.
00:44 <Schism> Cepheid: Just... still.
00:45 <Cepheid> Case in point.
00:45 <Cepheid> At the start of the quest, attacking a basarios that's "hiding" has a near, if not 100% chance of dropping a shiny.
00:45 <Cepheid> It was a tears.
00:47 * Shadowed wishes he could buy Mints for non BP but whatever.
00:47 * Shadowed can have fully EV trained pokemon at level 1 for something over 250K money in SwSh.
00:48 <Ali> Hey at least they made an area where mints can drop
00:48 <Ali> and not cost BP
00:48 <Shadowed> This is true.
00:48 <Ali> I still don't know where it is T.T
00:48 *** Shadowed is now known as Dappled
00:48 * Schism noms some Altoids.
00:48 * Schism then drinks ice water, and then screams. "Aaaaaaawake."
00:49 * Ali then fills Schism with a soda of choice and watches it gush everywhere
00:49 * Schism still puts Dappled in a dress.
00:50 * Dappled goes spinny in the dress.
00:51 <Schism> Want skirt... but for now, I shall hope that the bras I bought are properly sized.
00:52 * Dappled just uses sports bras.
00:52 <Schism> Bought _one_ sports bra. Other bra is a 40A.
00:53 * Cepheid eeps as a basarios fire beam flies right by her without hitting her.
00:55 <Cepheid> Reminds me of this one fireball that I impossibly dodged somehow, I think I still have the video on my Switch infact. From ages ago. Let's see...
01:00 <Cepheid> https://twitter.com/LuminousOcean/status/1391558726708916226 Here we are.
01:00 <Cepheid> One impossibly-dodged Rathian fireball.
01:09 <Cepheid> I am thankful for monster's complete lack of situational awareness regarding traps.
01:09 <Cepheid> For without it, they would not blindly run into traps like an idiot.
01:09 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Say Something Nice About Fancypants [ https://tinyurl.com/yjlbouv4 ]
01:10 * Cepheid hits the money cap.
01:10 * Cepheid also finds last tear.
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01:12 <Cepheid> With that, I have 488 defense. I can get higher, but it requires beating up larger and stronger monsters.
01:13 <Cepheid> I'm probably better off at this point clearing 7*, and getting the bare-bones G-rank armor.
01:20 <Cepheid> Hum, let's get the worst of the bunch out of the way. Glavenus & Uragaan.
01:38 <Cepheid> I spent way too much of that fight rolling around on fire.
01:38 <Cepheid> And I still have the uragaan to do.
01:42 * Cepheid stops for a moment to nom on some lemonade ice pops.
01:43 * Cepheid tosses Dappled at the Uragaan. "I took care of the hard part."
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01:50 <Cepheid> You know what I need at 9:50 PM?
01:50 <Cepheid> A coffee.
01:53 <Schism> You also need to read qntm's fanfic.
01:58 <Schism> One paragraph in particular, which only sticks out if you've read the Antimemetics Division stories, is about SCP-4987 being awesome.
01:59 <Cepheid> Heh.
01:59 <Schism> (Not the genuine 4987. Wheeler's version.)
02:00 <Schism> Story is: https://archiveofourown.org/works/31032671/chapters/76659218
02:00 <Schism> Wheeler's got a skip attached to her. It's benign. It eats memories, so she feeds it unimportant stuff. Usually.
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02:02 <Cepheid> https://imgur.com/gallery/y0HwqZY
02:05 <Schism> Those dogs...
02:06 <Cepheid> Not the brightest bulbs.
02:06 <Cepheid> Spitfire.
02:06 <Cepheid> Stop. Burying. The bowls.
02:06 <Ali> Meow?
02:06 <Cepheid> It does nothing.
02:07 <Schism> Marion Wheeler, at 40 years of age and an entirely normal baseline human, has every right to be completely _FREAKING PISSED_ at Jesse Faden.
02:07 <Schism> "You call yourself a janitor?!"
02:08 <Cepheid> It's what they hired her to do in the first place.
02:09 <Schism> And she is an assistant janitor. o3o
02:09 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Nightly Discussion #2518 [ https://tinyurl.com/yhnlmzng ]
02:10 <Schism> Phenomonal cosmic powers. Itty bitty brain.
02:10 <Cepheid> Actually it is more accurate to say the Oldest House hired her to be a janitor in the first place.
02:10 <Schism> (She hasn't had to deal with a breach, per se, outside of the House, so it's not entirely her fault.)
02:11 <Ali> itty bittly living space~
02:11 <Schism> You'll like this fanfic, anyway, Cephy. It's short, too.
02:11 <Cepheid> I'm not much of a fanfic reader. Which is interesting since I read the LP archive, many of which are basically fanfics in their own right.
02:11 <Schism> Well, this is pretty much just an SCP story. I mean, it's qntm.
02:12 <Cepheid> Case in point, berryjon's entire Exile trilogy LP archive entries.
02:12 <Schism> "Hi! I'm Spider."
02:12 * Cepheid screams.
02:12 <Cepheid> > mission
02:12 <Schism> I should really play Exile sometime.
02:12 <Cepheid> > job
02:13 <Schism> "Why, I am a dancer, milady."
02:13 <Cepheid> > dancer
02:13 <Schism> [Says the man with 2 missing legs.]
02:13 <Cepheid> Heh.
02:13 <Cepheid> Exile is tricky to play in this day and age, apparently.
02:13 <Schism> I have it in various forms, so.
02:13 <Schism> I still love that Ultima 4-7(.5) LP. The adventures of Steve.
02:14 <Cepheid> The game does not run on anything higher than XP. If you want Exile, but don't mind updated graphics, additions and the like, you could try Avernum, it's remake, it's re-remake, or it's re-re-make.
02:14 <Schism> Yes, I do have the Avernum series on Steam.
02:14 <Cepheid> Or it's re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-*this goes on for minutes*-re-re-re-make.
02:14 <Schism> So I mean, I _could_ legitimately pirate the originals if I didn't want the QoL improvements, bugfixes, etc.
02:14 <Cepheid> Actually, you don't even have to pirate the Exile trilogy.
02:15 <Schism> Ah, freely released as abandonware?
02:15 <Cepheid> It's freeware now.
02:15 <Schism> Hum.
02:15 <Schism> Ah well. Perhaps I shall play it at _some_ point down the line...
02:15 <Cepheid> Which I am glad for, as it's one of the defining games of early PC gaming, especially in the start of the Windows era.
02:15 <Schism> To be quite honest, I remember Dare to Dream and Castle of the Winds just as fondly.
02:16 <Schism> As well as a group of games by Soleau Software. Games like Ant Run, Crusher Castle, and many others.
02:17 <Cepheid> Coffee consumed finally. Back to the hunt. Next up, Uragaan.
02:19 <Cepheid> Hopefully less fire with this arse.
02:20 <Schism> "There are iconic weapons. And then, there are iconic weapons."
02:20 * Ali throws lemons at Schism
02:21 * Schism burns her house down. With the lemons!
02:21 <Ali> These are not those kind of lemons
02:21 <Ali> Its the pew pew lemons
02:22 <Schism> Damnit, Wheeler.
02:23 <Schism> Well written fic.
02:23 <Cepheid> Thank you game, for sheathing my weapon unexpectedly and making it so I didn't take out my shield.
02:23 <Schism> Got spiked?
02:23 <Cepheid> Leading to me getting bowled over, stunned, then chin-slammed to defeat.
02:25 <Cepheid> Sequence of extraordinarily annoying events.
02:34 <Cepheid> Rhenoplos will you **** off!?
02:36 <Cepheid> Whelp, that's one of four quests down.
02:37 <Cepheid> I really don't miss the small monsters being hyper-aggressive towards Hunters, and only Hunters.
02:39 <Cepheid> Next up, Gammoth and Zamtrios.
02:47 <Cepheid> Man, why is there such a damage output disparity between Glavenus and the rest of the Fated Four?
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02:52 <Cepheid> Case in point, Glavenus took almost my entire initial stock of Mega Potions to defeat.
02:52 <Cepheid> While Gammoth here, I only used 3 Mega Potions.
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03:02 <Cepheid> Two quests down, two quests to go.
03:06 <Cepheid> Next up.. Astalos and Rathian.
03:08 * Cepheid brings along enough flashbugs and flashbombs to stun Schism into blindness.
03:19 * Cepheid rolls to dodge out of the way of a Rath charge. A konchu has other plans though and rolls into her, interrupting her dodge, and causing her to get hit by the charge anyway.
03:38 <Cepheid> Rath and Green Glass dragon taken out.
03:40 <Cepheid> Next up, soapy fox and owl.
03:45 * Cepheid covers Schism in soap and water.
04:14 <Cepheid> https://twitter.com/LuminousOcean/status/1391607565142806535
04:15 <Cepheid> I need a shower, though, so that quest will have to wait.
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04:31 <Cepheid> And showered. Time to see what this is all about.
04:44 <Cepheid> ... I was... expecting something. But not that.
04:54 <Finwe> Morning, my perissodactyls of minute stature.
04:54 <AppleDash> Morning!
04:54 <Finwe> Mlles Ali and Schism; Messrs AppleDash, Cepheid, Lumindia and PinkieShy.
04:54 <AppleDash> o7
04:54 * Finwe doffs his hat.
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04:56 <Finwe> I shall be vaccinated against SARS-CoV-2 today.
04:56 <Finwe> At least partially, the booster will be given some time in the summer.
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04:58 *** ChanServ sets mode: +o ConfusionRift
04:58 <ConfusionRift> Hello everypony.
04:58 <Finwe> Lt Cdr CovidRift.
04:58 <Finwe> o7
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04:59 <Finwe> ConfusionRift
04:59 <Cepheid> Why is the arena glowing blue? WHY IS IT GLOWING BLUE!? *Starts panicking and attacking Nakarkos*
04:59 <Finwe> “The dragon—the dragon—was peering down interestedly over the guttering. Its face alone was taller than a man. Its eyes were the size of very large eyes, colored a smoldering red and filled with an intelligence that had nothing to do with human beings. It was far older, for one thing. It was an intelligence that had already been long basted in guile and marinated in cunning by the time a group
04:59 <Finwe> of almost-monkeys were wondering whether standing on two legs was a good career move. It wasn’t an intelligence that had any truck with, or even understood, the arts of diplomacy.”
05:00 <Finwe> I suspect we're getting to the part of the book where there's some action.
05:00 <ConfusionRift> RAdm Finwe. (salutes)
05:00 <Finwe> Or I actually do not need to suspect, I've read the book before.
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05:02 <ConfusionRift> Summary: The dragon showed up, everyone's thinking life choices, it'll get nasty for sure. :P
05:03 * ConfusionRift watches Cepheid panicking. "If they're panicking, then maybe I should skedaddle." ._.;
05:03 * Cepheid throws ConfusionRift at Nakarkos. "DISTRACT IT!"
05:04 <ConfusionRift> What do you want me to do?! Dress like a Shakalaka and do the skull dance?!
05:04 * ConfusionRift dances with a mutton chop in hand, and a pumpkin helmet on his head. "I hate everyone!"
05:07 <Cepheid> ...
05:07 <Cepheid> Okay.
05:07 <Cepheid> That ultimate attack is INSTANT KO.
05:08 <ConfusionRift> Wonderful!
05:08 <Cepheid> It's... easy to dodge, but I took a risk and got hit by it.
05:13 <Cepheid> Blue arena = Ultimate can be fired off. Multiple times at that.
05:13 <Cepheid> ....
05:13 <Cepheid> I did it.
05:15 <Cepheid> https://twitter.com/LuminousOcean/status/1391622834942709761
05:16 <Cepheid> I honestly didn't think I'd do it. 10,000-something health, and I'm using a piddly SnS.
05:16 <ConfusionRift> Huuuzzaaaah! :P
05:16 <Cepheid> HR8, whoo.
05:16 <ConfusionRift> "Welcome to DIE!!!"
05:17 <Cepheid> Basically,
05:17 <Cepheid> And I unlock the final region I can travel to. The Hunter's Pub.
05:17 <Cepheid> But first, world tour to talk to all the NPCs that want to talk to me and congratulate me.
05:18 <ConfusionRift> ...the tavern?
05:18 <Cepheid> It's apparently another airship.
05:18 <Cepheid> A moving bar.
05:19 <ConfusionRift> I wonder if it's the airship from Frontier.
05:19 <Cepheid> Got a picture of that one?
05:19 <Cepheid> I'll compare it when I get around to it.
05:20 <ConfusionRift> https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/monsterhunter/images/0/0f/FrontierGen-Large_Exploration_Ship_Render_001.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20140623033627
05:21 <ConfusionRift> I doubt it.
05:21 <ConfusionRift> It's this one, no? https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/monsterhunter/images/2/2b/MHGU-Soaratorium_Artwork_001.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/800?cb=20161121232305
05:22 <ConfusionRift> Hmm. Looks like most airships (or large ships) are equipped with dragonators.
05:22 <Cepheid> Yeah, it's not either of those.
05:22 <ConfusionRift> Huh.
05:22 <Cepheid> This one has a purple/pink balloon, and the pub is the interior of the ship.
05:23 <ConfusionRift> Can you see other ships around that one?
05:24 <Cepheid> Yeah, a small blue one. It looks like it's the airship used to deliver the hunter. It looks like neither of those above.
05:24 <ConfusionRift> Seems to be a sister ship.
05:25 <Cepheid> No G-rank quite just yet.
05:25 <Cepheid> I still have one more urgent to do, to "prove myself"
05:25 <ConfusionRift> The blue ship is the second picture I posted.
05:26 <Cepheid> This is a quest you'd enjoy.
05:26 <Cepheid> Hunt a high rank diablos.
05:26 <ConfusionRift> Hur-ray.
05:26 <ConfusionRift> They end up pulling an Everhood.
05:27 <ConfusionRift> "To finally prove your worth, you must now-" (points to the sky) "DESTROY THE SUN!" | Right, I'm o- wait, what?!
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05:29 <Cepheid> Alas, it'll have to wait.
05:29 <Cepheid> Starting to get tired. Not enough to sleep, but let's just say fighting a Diablos right now would be...
05:29 <ConfusionRift> Not ideal.
05:30 <Cepheid> Nope.
05:32 <Cepheid> Anyhoo, I don't know how I pulled that kill off. A couple years ago, I would have said it'd be impossible for me to get this far solo, let alone kill Nakarkos solo.
05:36 <Cepheid> This pretty much means now that I'm on my second journey to murdering Fatalis.
05:37 <Cepheid> ... And then Red Fatalis.
05:38 <Cepheid> And then Old(White) Fatalis.
05:38 <Finwe> “But nobbyless obligay, as the funny little sergeant would say, and as the last representative of one of Ankh-Morpork’s oldest families she’d had to go to the victory ball to show willing.
05:39 <Finwe> Lord Vetinari seldom had balls. There was a popular song about it, in fact. But now it was going to be balls all the way.”
05:40 <Finwe> Must refer to a certain English wartime song.
05:41 <Cepheid> I thought it was turtles all the way?
05:41 <Finwe> I've never heard anyone arranging a victory turtle.
05:42 <Cepheid> Not YET, anyways.
05:42 * Cepheid applies some turtle shells to ConfusionRift, and gives them a bunch of awards for bravery in battle.
05:43 <Finwe> Neither have I ever attended a turtle, whereas there are always a couple of balls every year, with the exception of the current pandemy which has by large prevented all major gatherings for health reasons.
05:47 <ConfusionRift> I'm best toitle. :P
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05:54 * Koopz approving turtle noises
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05:58 <Sombra> Welcome to the rice fields.
06:03 * Cepheid flops.
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06:03 <Finwe> Capt Koopz.
06:03 <Finwe> o7
06:03 <Sombra> Do you remember me, kids?
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06:04 <ConfusionRift> Hey there.
06:04 * Finwe hats on Sombra.
06:04 <Sombra> I can't say I remember any of you.
06:04 <Finwe> I think we should.
06:04 <Sombra> I don't even remember who I used to talk here.
06:04 <Finwe> I've been here since 2011.
06:06 <Sombra> Same
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06:07 <Finwe> No, you haven't.
06:07 <Sombra> Pretty sure.
06:07 <Finwe> You just joined after a long pause.
06:07 <Sombra> Well... yeah
06:07 <Sombra> But I was around back then.
06:08 <Finwe> I've been here all the time since 2011.
06:08 <AppleDash> I have been here since 2013
06:08 <AppleDash> !
06:08 <ConfusionRift> 2012, I think.
06:09 <Finwe> With the exception of when the shell server or IRC server have been offline.
06:11 <Sombra> Did everyone else leave?
06:11 <Sombra> All the big names, the radio stars and such.
06:12 <AppleDash> Stuff has gotten quieter these days.
06:14 <Sombra> I imagine so
06:14 <Koopz> RAdm. Finwe o7
06:15 <Ali> Waiiiit
06:15 <Finwe> Only Ali, Colgate and johnsey are left of those who were here already when I joined.
06:15 <Ali> Last time I think I remember this nick it was a troll? But lordy its been years
06:15 <AppleDash> Colgate doesn't count as a real person
06:15 <Finwe> :D
06:15 <Colgate> :(
06:15 * Finwe applies Colgate to his toothbrush and brushies.
06:16 <Koopz> !seen Sombra
06:16 <DerpyBot> Koopz: Silly filly, your eyes are all derpy. Sombra is in the channel.
06:16 <Colgate> !kill AppleDash no you
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06:16 * DerpyBot grabs AppleDash and flies off in the general direction of Sugarcube Corner
06:16 <Sombra> Yes
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06:16 * DerpyBot returns with a cupcake with AppleDash's name etched into the frosting
06:16 <AppleDash> aaaa
06:16 * Finwe patpats AppleDash.
06:16 <Sombra> I doubt you even remember me.
06:16 <Ali> I'm a mod, nicks stick out
06:16 <Ali> Though odd, if you are the same person, there would've been autobans
06:17 * Ali head hurts, unable to process
06:17 * Finwe noms on Ali's tail.
06:17 * Ali 404's to Finwe
06:17 <AppleDash> I just want to lick ponies
06:17 <AppleDash> OwO
06:17 <Koopz> i can't recall any Sombra but i have memories of a Tirek
06:17 <Sombra> My nick has long since expired in nickserv
06:17 <ConfusionRift> There was a troll posing as villains, I remember that.
06:17 <Sombra> It's been years.
06:18 * Finwe responds 303 to Ali.
06:18 <Finwe> Followed by 411.
06:19 <Sombra> 2011... jesus that's like a decade...
06:19 <Koopz> time sure flies
06:19 <Finwe> Timing unsure flies is tricky business anyways.
06:26 <Finwe> ConfusionRift: A troller, not a troll.
06:27 <ConfusionRift> Potato potato. :P
06:27 <Sombra> This community was a real outlet for me to be more social, I didn't really appreciate it until now.
06:27 <ConfusionRift> Koopz: They still roam from time to time. Haven't seen them in a while though.
06:27 <Sombra> This was the first actual convention I went to.
06:29 <Finwe> Unless, of course, there's some higher instace that is the actual troller.
06:29 <Sombra> And it was okay, I mean it wasn't super cringey or anything.
06:29 <Finwe> But I can't see why there would be one.
06:29 <Sombra> One what?
06:30 <Finwe> We're not the main interest in world superpower politics or anything.
06:30 <AppleDash> I've had many good times in this community
06:30 <Finwe> Sombra: It's in nobody's interests to sent people here disturbing communication.
06:31 <ConfusionRift> That doesn't mean they haven't/
06:31 <Sombra> Uh... what disturbing communications?
06:31 <Finwe> Just forget it.
06:32 <ConfusionRift> The whole troll... troller thing. Either way, they aren't one. Would've collapsed things long ago.
06:32 <Koopz> trolls making things collapse?
06:32 <Finwe> It actually happens, but not here.
06:32 <ConfusionRift> I'm sure that Russian bot thing still pops from time to time though.
06:33 <Koopz> must be a powerful tribe
06:33 <Sombra> I was just talking about the old days.
06:33 <Finwe> Russia is notorious for hiring people to produce false news to spread over the Internet.
06:33 <Finwe> For example.
06:34 <ConfusionRift> Eeerm... we're deviating, sir.
06:34 <Sombra> I'm sick of politics personally.
06:35 <Finwe> But I believe no one would send people here with the sole purpose to shitpost or whatever.
06:35 <ConfusionRift> Not anymore, it seems.
06:35 <Finwe> We've got our fair share of those, but they're just idiots who act on their own account.
06:35 <ConfusionRift> Occasionally, RARELY, there's one. And then disappears in the same fog they came from.
06:36 <Sombra> I guess that's one good thing about IRC being dying, most bots or spammers aren't going to waste time with it
06:36 <Finwe> And with the attention MLP received having waned to nigh nothing, well, it's indeed very rare nowadays.
06:37 * ConfusionRift is kinda behind. Like, really behind.
06:37 <Sombra> Honestly I just came back because the furry server I used to be in is pretty much dead, and I got kicked from most of the good discord servers.
06:37 * Ali gives ConfusionRift gen 5
06:38 <AppleDash> Well, I will forever be here, so at the worst you have me :)
06:38 * Finwe boops Ali with some G1 ponies.
06:38 <Ali> !shoo
06:38 * DerpyBot sways from side to side, quietly humming "shoo be doo shoo shoo be doo"
06:38 <Sombra> I barely remember mlp.
06:38 * Cyan_Spark sways from side to side, quietly humming "shoo be doo shoo shoo be doo"
06:38 * Finwe ruffles Cyan_Spark.
06:38 <AppleDash> Same TBH (ignore this text it is to bypass the caps filter)
06:39 * AppleDash licks Cyan_Spark
06:39 <Ali> WHAT TEXT FILTER
06:39 * ConfusionRift puts up the nightmare that it was... g3.5. Dun duuuuuun!!!
06:39 * Finwe 417's Ali.
06:39 * Ali replaces with Pony Life
06:39 <Sombra> Hmm.
06:39 <Ali> Just as much of an abomination
06:39 <Sombra> Not sure if pony life is better or worse than 3.5
06:39 <Ali> STory is by far worse
06:39 * Cepheid gives ConfusionRift a miniature giant space Diablos.
06:39 <AppleDash> Pony Life is scary
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06:39 <Finwe> Mr Golden.
06:39 * Finwe doffs his hat.
06:39 <Ali> Animation, passes
06:39 <Sombra> What's a story?
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06:40 <Golden> Hey
06:40 <Sombra> I thought we were just making fast moving animation to keep kids attention for five minutes?
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06:40 <Ali> But Pony Life has no plot, no story, nothing
06:40 <Finwe> Just life?
06:40 <Ali> Finwe, think Teen Titans Go but Pony
06:40 <DerpyBot> *derp*
06:41 * ConfusionRift gives Cepheid a small red Khezu, that's almost as small as a hunter.
06:41 <Sombra> That seems to be the way animation goes these days.
06:41 * Cepheid is constantly seen covering their ears and cowering due to the red khezu.
06:41 * ConfusionRift jingle keys in front of Sombra. :P
06:41 <Ali> And then suddenly a random Luna kitty on lap
06:41 <Sombra> Wow
06:42 <Finwe> Aww.
06:42 <ConfusionRift> That's basically the jest of them fast animations, that look straight from Flash.
06:42 * Finwe pets Ali's cat.
06:42 * ConfusionRift lightly pets cat as well.
06:42 <Finwe> Ali: I cannot think Teen Titans Go because I have no idea whatsoever of what that is.
06:42 * Finwe resorts to googling.
06:42 <Ali> You're freaking lucky
06:43 <Golden> I wonder if they will do a new MH Stories anime because of the new game
06:43 <Sombra> Maybe kids are just stupid
06:43 <Ali> You know the Teen Titans cartoon they had on Cartoon Network Finwe? Not sure if it would've been on a similar network over there.
06:44 <Finwe> I haven't watched TV in 17 years.
06:44 <Ali> Well you certainly haven't missed much
06:44 <AppleDash> I only watch old TV
06:44 <Ali> Other than pono
06:44 <Sombra> Same.
06:44 <Ali> HEY PIZANO'S ITS THE SUPAH MARIO BROTHERS SUPAH SHOW
06:45 <ConfusionRift> Yeah, there's very little new animations and cartoons that catch my attention.
06:45 <Finwe> We always watched MLP in the university campus cinema.
06:45 <Golden> Nice
06:45 <ConfusionRift> It eventually all just devolves to the same.
06:46 <ConfusionRift> MLP used to be of the few that I found wasn't on the same track, so I liked it. Despite mostly having the "main hero saves the day" syndrome.
06:46 <Sombra> Have you ever seen the german version of do the mario
06:46 <ConfusionRift> ...no? I'm scared to do so. ._.;
06:47 <Sombra> It's very aggressive
06:47 <Sombra> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmQINJtvJ6E
06:47 <ConfusionRift> Oh goodness.
06:48 <Finwe> Our national broadcasting corporation has had all the series and films they air also in their net service, whene you can pick the ones you're really interested in. I sometimes watch some of those.
06:48 <ConfusionRift> How have I recently managed to pull similar video from others- oooh, first results. :P
06:48 <Finwe> I guess that could count as watching TV.
06:48 <Finwe> But the last time I actually had a TV set was in 2004.
06:48 <ConfusionRift> Technically, yes.
06:50 <Finwe> And the next time I'm getting vaccinated is in one hour. I should consider getting ready soon.
06:51 <Sombra> I've got both doses wee
06:51 <Koopz> got my first shot last week
06:51 <Koopz> second will happen next month
06:52 <Finwe> I wasn't very well informed about what I should do.
06:52 <Finwe> I think I could have got my first shot last month already.
06:53 <Koopz> i think germany is pretty straightforward with the procedure
06:54 <Sombra> As with anything Germany does
06:54 <Koopz> well...
06:54 <Koopz> we had a massive lack of doses
06:54 <Koopz> because we haven't ordered enough
06:55 <Finwe> Healthcare professionals were given the highest priority, then elderly people with highest risk of death, then those with conditions or diseases that confer increased risk, and then the rest of the population.
06:55 <Sombra> I'm elderly
06:55 <Koopz> and plenty of scandals involving politicians getting fat provisions by making deals with mask manufacturers but aside from all that we have our priority groups
06:55 <Finwe> I'm in the low risk due to chronic disease group.
06:55 <Koopz> if you're eligible your health insurance should send you a letter
06:56 <Finwe> No letters here. I had to dig the information myself.
06:56 <Koopz> then you register online or via telephone that's completely overloaded to get on the waiting list
06:57 <Koopz> then get another letter with your appointments
06:57 <Finwe> I just got to pick a time that suited me best.
06:57 <Finwe> which is 11:10 EEST today
06:58 <Koopz> better download that anamnesis and acceptance form and print it out as well, get your ID and vaccination book and throw all of it into the vaccination center staff's face
06:58 <Finwe> Was also the first available time, last week was completely booked already.
06:59 <Finwe> I only need to have proof that I have the condition I claim to have.
06:59 <Finwe> Which is printed on my health insurance card.
07:00 <Koopz> don't forget to check that "i explicitly deny the thorough discussion with a doctor" to speed things up even further because they don't have time to talk with a single person for half an hour
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07:00 <Finwe> Sounds somewhat bureaucratic.
07:00 <Koopz> >germany
07:00 <Koopz> >bureaucratic
07:01 <Finwe> :3
07:01 <Finwe> Anyhoof, they're going to inject Pfitzer 5G nanochips into my system.
07:02 <Finwe> *Pfizer
07:02 <Koopz> our health minister set up a letter which all health insurances sent out to the patients their system said would be eligible
07:02 <Koopz> i got one of those and due to data privacy issues the reason why i'm eligible wasn't mentioend
07:03 <Finwe> I see.
07:03 <Koopz> so i just brought the packages of my blood thinner meds just to be sure and the doc indeed asked me if i could somehow prove that i'm really eligible despite what the letter said
07:04 <Finwe> I would have expected some kind of notice that I was eligible for vaccination and instruction on how to do it, but no, I've never got anything.
07:04 <Koopz> because apparently a few more people received that letter than needed
07:05 <Finwe> The only COVID information I've got is a short letter in March last year and an SMS in December.
07:05 <Finwe> Only official information, that is.
07:06 <Koopz> never received any other official information, apparently we mostly rely on news broadcassts
07:07 * Ali sits in her nope corner all by herself
07:07 * Finwe hugs an Ali.
07:07 <Finwe> No need to go moping all alone.
07:07 * ConfusionRift also sits by the nope corner, next to Ali.
07:07 <Koopz> oh now that we got our doses problem solved the local doctor offices are also distributing shots
07:07 <Finwe> *noping
07:08 * Ali isn't getting the shot, is massively shunned
07:08 <Finwe> We only have one place where people are vaccinated, but then again, I live in a small town with 9,000 citizens.
07:09 <Finwe> The area is only 6 square kilometres, though, making it the second most densely populated towns in Finland. o3o
07:10 <Finwe> s/towns/town/
07:10 <Koopz> cute little town
07:11 <Koopz> who knows, maybe in about a month they'll drop the priority list completely
07:11 * ConfusionRift is likely not getting it this year.
07:12 <Finwe> https://goo.gl/maps/TGtsxjckECMSef1W8
07:12 <Koopz> and especially the elderly seem to have problems understanding how everything works
07:13 <Koopz> at least i heard there were tons of people standing in front of the vaccination center without an appointment
07:13 <Koopz> and because they don't have computers or smartphones they wouldn't register online
07:14 <Koopz> of course waiting for hours in a phone waiting line is a massive pita as well
07:14 <Finwe> Indeed.
07:16 <Koopz> holy you call that a town?
07:16 <Koopz> those "towns" are pretty close to each other
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07:17 <Finwe> It's a bit like Frankfurt and Offenbach in Hessen.
07:18 <Finwe> They look pretty much like one city, with only the river in between.
07:19 <Finwe> Or City of London, City of Westminster, Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea, Borough of Camden and whatnot in UK.
07:21 <Koopz> why aren't you part of Espoo :P
07:22 <Finwe> Koopz: My home town is completely surrounded by the second biggest city in Finland. o3o
07:22 <Koopz> is big name
07:22 <Finwe> Koopz: For reasons.
07:22 <Koopz> Helsinki does look kinda cute
07:22 <Finwe> Espoo used to be a patch of countryside west of Helsinki.
07:23 <Finwe> My home town was originally a private company that bought some land in Espoo and sold it as patches for summer villas.
07:24 <Finwe> It's the only company ever to have been granted the status of a municipality.
07:24 <Finwe> Espoo and Grankulla were granted charter of township the same year, I recall 1973 or so.
07:25 <Finwe> There have been talks of incorporating Grankulla in Espoo, but we of course do not want to.
07:25 <Koopz> so you're living in the Beverly Hills? :>
07:25 <Finwe> This way, we have more say in our matters, plus lower taxes.
07:26 <Finwe> We have something like 60% higher average income than the whole Finland.
07:27 <Koopz> holy moly
07:31 <Finwe> Or something. I'd guess the average income for whole Finland is around €37,000 per year, while we have well over €50,000.
07:35 <Koopz> are you making big money as well or dragging the average down? :>
07:36 <Finwe> Well, the universities are not renowned for paying extremely high wages.
07:38 <Koopz> get a proffessor title
07:43 <Finwe> The professors are paid something like €8,000 a month.
07:45 <Koopz> easy
07:46 <Finwe> Well then, off we go.
07:46 <Finwe> See you later, everypony!
07:47 * Finwe flies off towards the vaccination station.
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08:42 <uni> that conversation was so pleasing to the eye
08:42 <uni> both nicks were the same length
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09:14 * Finwe returns home.
09:14 * Dappled awakens.
09:14 * Finwe radiates 5G-radiation at Koopz and Dappled.
09:14 * Dappled oh noes!
09:14 <Finwe> Mr uni.
09:14 * Finwe doffs his hat.
09:15 * Finwe also brohoofs Koopz for perfect nick length.
09:15 <Finwe> /)
09:15 * uni squeaks, wraps Finwe in tinfoil
09:15 <uni> hmph
09:16 <Koopz> (\
09:17 * Koopz happily radiates 5G back
09:17 <Koopz> keep me updated on symptoms
09:18 <Finwe> If you have a 5G phone, you can try calling my personal ID number instead of my phone number.
09:18 <Finwe> o3o
09:18 <Koopz> aside from a sore arm and really really tiny headache i had nothing
09:19 <Koopz> do you take the call by using your thumb as speaker and pinky as mic?
09:19 <Finwe> I don't even have sore arm.
09:19 <Koopz> not yet
09:19 <Koopz> that's coming over night
09:19 <Finwe> I think you have to hold your left arm up, because that's where they injected the nanochips.
09:20 <Koopz> and the soreness wasn't really heavy either
09:20 <Koopz> my coworker said his arm was even more sore than back when he was in the military
09:20 <Finwe> In the army we got something like six vaccines at one go.
09:21 <Koopz> you go perrrrkele on every single one? :>
09:21 <Finwe> Tetanus, polio, measles and whatnot.
09:22 <Koopz> we got all of that in a single dose
09:22 <Koopz> refreshing every 10 years
09:22 <Koopz> Tetanis, Diphteria, Hepathitis B and Polio
09:23 <Koopz> i think the measles are only at young age
09:23 <Finwe> Probably so.
09:24 <Finwe> Chickenpox I've had as kid, and another case of the reactivated virus back in 2010 or so.
09:25 <Finwe> Shingles it's called.
09:26 <Finwe> The virus can stay in dormant state inside nerve cells for decades.
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09:49 <Lumindia> It muh birfday today!
09:50 * Lumindia puts on a party hat! o wo
09:50 <uni> yay
09:51 * uni blows a party horn!
09:51 <ConfusionRift> Habby burthdaaaay!
09:51 * Finwe congratulates Lumindia.
09:52 <Finwe> Tanti auguri a te!
09:52 * Dappled cheers for Lumindia.
09:52 * Lumindia lays on Dappled
09:52 * Dappled goes squish.
09:56 <Koopz> 🎉
09:57 <Finwe> 🎂
09:57 * Dappled is scared of the square.
09:57 <Finwe> 🎊
09:58 <Finwe> 🎁
09:58 * Dappled flees!
09:58 <Finwe> Mr Dappled.
09:58 <Dappled> Hello.
09:58 * Finwe doffs his hat and Lumindia's birthday present.
10:01 <Lumindia> I mean, I'd say not dying is a good birthday present. xD
10:01 * Lumindia gives Dappled a circle
10:02 * Dappled chews on the circle?
10:02 <Lumindia> O
10:04 <Koopz> just in case your client doesn't support unicode https://koopz.rocks/s/2021-05-10_12-03-50.png
10:05 * Dappled chews on IceChat for not understanding unicode.
10:05 * ConfusionRift boops HexChat for showing them in monochrome.
10:06 * Schism jerks into alertness. "I'm pancake..."
10:07 <Koopz> all hail the pancake \o/
10:08 * Lumindia chews on Schism
10:08 <Finwe> Koopz: Alternatively https://users.aalto.fi/~vhalkola/irc.png
10:11 * uni blinkblinks, how does his font support weird pictographs but not cjk?
10:12 <Finwe> CJK? Chinese, Japanese and Korean pictographs?
10:13 <Lumindia> oh that's what CJK means?
10:13 <Finwe> 天皇陛下万歳!
10:14 * Dappled can see those!
10:14 * uni can't!
10:15 * uni can't understand that either, long live heaven and earth?
10:15 <Finwe> It should say, "Tennōheika banzai".
10:15 <uni> ohhhh
10:15 <uni> the thing they scream, close enough~
10:16 <Finwe> His Majesty the Emperor live for ten thousand years.
10:16 <Finwe> The one who exists both in heaven and on earth?
10:17 <Finwe> The emperor was considered to be divine until 1945.
10:18 <uni> mhmm
10:18 <Finwe> And the imperial house still claims that they have a macig sword, a magic mirror and a magic necklace.
10:20 <Finwe> That's not much though, compared to some other superstition.
10:21 <Schism> Ah yes, the bronze mirror, the sword of ages, and the magatama necklace. o3o
10:21 <Finwe> Yes.
10:22 * Schism uses the bronze mirror to travel to the backside of the ruins.
10:23 <Schism> Finwe: Of course, it is the thing and the whole of the thing. o3o Whether or not those relics have been destroyed in the past, they're still the same old Scone. I mean regalia.
10:24 * Finwe nodnods.
10:24 <Finwe> The Stone of Scone.
10:24 * Finwe 5G-radiates at Schism.
10:24 * Schism develops superpowers. That's how it works, right?
10:26 * Lumindia chews on Finwe
10:26 <Finwe> No idea. I have Pfizer's 5G nanochips in my left arm.
10:26 <Finwe> I guess you can now dial my personal ID number instead of my phone number if you have a 5G-capable mobile phone.
10:28 <Koopz> hmmm...
10:28 <Koopz> i think i've acquired those objects in FFXIV for the turtle beast tribe
10:28 <Lumindia> Kojin Sango?
10:29 <Koopz> indeed
10:29 <Koopz> didn't the quests involve these?
10:30 <Lumindia> they're the currency you use to purchase the special items
10:32 <Koopz> i meant the mirror, sword and necklace but i checked the wiki and that wasn't the case
10:34 <Schism> Koopz: Yes, those three became the Primal.
10:35 <Schism> Susano, Lord of the Revel. Who doesn't so much want to temper folks as much as he just wants a good fight.
10:36 <Schism> So naturally he became fast friends with Gilgamesh. o3o
10:39 <Finwe> Gilgamesh and Enkidu at Uruk.
10:40 <Schism> Unless Uruk is a big bridge, not quite.
10:40 * Finwe shakes his head.
10:40 <Finwe> Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.
10:40 <Schism> I know, I know. Star Trek reference and-- yeah.
10:41 <Schism> Gilgamesh at Kugane Ohashi. o3o
10:42 <Schism> "Now we fight like men! And ladies! And men who dress like ladies!"
10:42 <Finwe> Such is the way of Japanese cartoons.
10:43 <Finwe> Japanese-style Korean cartoons.
10:43 <Schism> Tis a reference to FFV, where Faris was originally introduced as a bishonen pirate captain, but turned out to be the lost princess of a kingdom.
10:43 <Finwe> I doff my hat to anyone who can distinct between the genders in Noblesse.
10:44 <Finwe> The anime, not manga.
10:46 <Schism> I was going to say, I don't recall that being too hard in the manhwa.
10:48 <Finwe> I dare you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcyONLSOXNQ
10:48 <Schism> Rather tricky indeed.
10:49 <Finwe> Turn off sound, the voices are easier to distinguish.
10:50 <Finwe> One trivial case is when they are at school, because in Japanese schools girls have to wear skirt.
10:56 <Koopz> not sure how strict they are irl but i've already seen a few female characters wearing boy uniforms because they're the sporty tomboys both the girls and boys love
10:58 <Koopz> especially in these times where everyone makes a fuzz about their individuality i think they're loosening up on things.
10:59 <Koopz> although i guess the japanese are still pretty traditional over there
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10:59 <RazorSharpFang> Yee
10:59 <Koopz> haw
11:00 <Finwe> Mr RazorSharpFang.
11:00 * Finwe doffs his 5G nanochips.
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15:26 <Schism> foo...
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15:26 <Schism> Shower was good. 3 minutes left until returning to work, though.
15:26 <LibrarianofHope> umm
15:26 <LibrarianofHope> hiii
15:42 *** Joins: Dranae (Scootaloo@Pony-v9nfdm.utnq.s4c9.1700.2600.IP)
15:50 <Finwe> Mr LibrarianofHope, Miss Schism.
15:51 * Finwe doffs his hat.
15:51 <LibrarianofHope> owo
16:00 * Cepheid awakens.
16:01 <Finwe> Mr Cepheid.
16:01 * Finwe doffs his hat.
16:10 <Finwe> Ah. https://www.news.com.au/world/coronavirus/leaked-chinese-document-reveals-a-sinister-plan-to-unleash-coronaviruses/news-story/53674e8108ad5a655e07e990daa85465
16:12 <LibrarianofHope> thats a conspiracy theory
16:12 <LibrarianofHope> the world doesnt make that much sense really
16:12 * uni spreads coronavirus
16:13 <LibrarianofHope> nurgle is pleased
16:13 * LibrarianofHope bonks uni heresy
16:14 * Finwe noms on LibrarianofHope's tail.
16:26 * Cepheid flops.
16:31 * uni deposits Cepheid in the floppile
16:33 * Cepheid uses uni as a distraction for a Diablos.
16:36 * uni blinkblinks, a wha
16:36 <uni> ooh a deathclaw, with wings and on fours
16:36 <uni> so uh, not a deathclaw
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16:40 *** ChanServ sets mode: +qo Ali Ali
16:40 * Ali noms on uni tail
16:43 * uni meeps in surprise and jumps in the air
16:43 <uni> h-hey!
16:44 * Ali bleps
16:44 <Cepheid> Yeah, basically a hyper-aggressive, screechy monster that wants your legs.
16:48 <Ali> So the hunters become the hunted
16:49 <Ali> And see how they like it when someone tries to bash your legs off
16:49 <Cepheid> Heh.
16:49 <Cepheid> Surprisingly, despite it's difficulty, it is not the least-hunted monster in the series.
16:54 <Cepheid> They could have picked a better target for the G-rank entry quest, though.
16:54 <Cepheid> This diablos is hitting me like a truck.
16:57 <Cepheid> I need better armor.
17:02 *** Joins: Pony|76430 (Pony76430@Pony-taj8dp.cable.virginm.net)
17:03 <Cepheid> Let's go for Storge S.
17:25 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: <unspecified> [ https://tinyurl.com/yed5mesc ]
17:45 <Schism> phrerbfb vbh.
17:45 <Schism> At least I know the package I ordered won't arrive until tomorrow...
17:45 <Cepheid> You know, I should be streaming this. People like MH stuff, so...
17:46 <Schism> Not a bad plan...
17:53 <Schism> You know. We have a new wave of hires today, and I REALLY really REALLY really really wish that there were more mentors in the channel.
17:56 <Cepheid> If I knew how to do your job, I'd offer assistance.
17:57 <Cepheid> Discretely, of course, to avoid problems with your employer.
18:00 *** Quits: NitroTheFurry (Nitro@Pony-l42sv5.mi.comcast.net) (Connection closed)
18:02 <Cepheid> But yeh, I should stream my journey through the horror that is G-rank of MHGU.
18:03 *** Joins: NitroTheFurry (Nitro@Pony-l42sv5.mi.comcast.net)
18:05 <Cepheid> https://imgur.com/gallery/F0IUQt1
18:07 * Cepheid organizes cat list by type, then by level.
18:09 <Cepheid> Actually, better idea. Let's see..
18:10 <Cepheid> 8 types, 13 pages. Hum, I can't do that.
18:16 <Cepheid> Also need to start going through my talismans to get rid of useless ones.
18:16 <Cepheid> Or duplicates.
18:25 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Comic: nEvermore 36 / Future 67 / Shadows 84 / Next Gen 42 [ https://tinyurl.com/yhjtl5yg ]
19:07 <LibrarianofHope> my back is killing me
19:08 <LibrarianofHope> the muscles feel less tense, but now the pain part comes
19:15 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Makenshi: Show Song Arrangement: Daniel Ingram - Rules of Rarity (Repent In Reprise's Steampunk Arrangement) [Steampunk] [ https://tinyurl.com/yfjf3g62 ]
19:23 *** Quits: Pony|76430 (Pony76430@Pony-taj8dp.cable.virginm.net) (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
19:24 *** Joins: Pony|76430 (Pony76430@Pony-taj8dp.cable.virginm.net)
19:25 <Cepheid> Meanwhile my thighs hurt today. Pushed myself too hard with exercise yesterday, so today's an off-day.
19:45 *** Quits: LibrarianofHope (Librarianof@Pony-esl.h3k.207.187.IP) (Quit: Connection closed)
20:02 <Finwe> Lt Pony|76430.
20:02 <Finwe> o7
20:02 <Finwe> Miss Ali.
20:02 * Finwe doffs his hat.
20:04 * Finwe also noms on uni's tail.
20:06 * Pony|76430 wave.
20:33 <Schism> Cepheid: You're lucky.
20:34 <Schism> Every time I move slightly to the left my chest happens to slam into a doorframe.
20:35 <Cepheid> Heh.
20:35 <Schism> Going to get my bras tomorrow...
20:35 <Schism> One is almost assured to fit. The other... we'll see.
20:36 <Cepheid> Hum, if I'm gonna do some streaming, I'll need a proper setup to do it with. I'd love to use my TV, but that thing's a pain in the arse to work with, because it's so large.
20:37 <Cepheid> And I need two displays minimum.
20:37 <Cepheid> Hmm. That could work.
20:37 * Schism works once more.
20:38 <Cepheid> Really the biggest problem is scheduling.
20:38 <Cepheid> We've all seen how my sleeping pattern is.
20:56 <Finwe> Time for some Guards! Guards! and then sleep. o3o
21:03 * Dappled hunts Skwovets. Must have shiny pink squirrels.
21:06 <Finwe> Mr Dappled.
21:06 * Finwe doffs his hat.
21:08 * Dappled waves.
21:08 <Dappled> Ali. I have more important information.
21:09 <Dappled> If you combine 3 bottlecaps in the cram-o-matic, you get a gold bottle cap.
21:09 <Finwe> o3o
21:10 * Lumindia boops Dappled!
21:10 * Lumindia places a piece of cake on their head
21:11 * Lumindia also places a piece of cake on Schism's head
21:11 * Dappled nomds on the cake.
21:11 <Lumindia> it mah burf!
21:11 * Lumindia dons party hat
21:15 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Drawfriend Stuff (Pony Art Gallery) #3690 [ https://tinyurl.com/yekm9urz ]
21:30 <Ali> Dappled, yeah I read that, just don't have the watts or stuff to just spam get bottle caps
21:50 * Lumindia gives Ali a slice of cake! O wO
21:50 <Lumindia> Caaake!
21:51 * Ali flops over the Lumindia
21:51 * Lumindia snuggles,
21:51 <Lumindia> it mah burf
21:54 * Schism unlocks Ness.
21:54 <Schism> Am SLIGHTLY completely utterly useless when it comes to this game.
22:06 <Dappled> Ganon is best Smash character.
22:06 * Dappled will die on this hill.
22:08 * Ali noms on Dappled ear
22:08 * Dappled ear flaps.
22:17 * Schism unlocks Sonic. She'll take that as a good time to stop.
22:22 <Schism> ... HELLO THERE, WHAT. I did not request that my package be delivered to a pickup location.
22:23 <Schism> I can take the #7 down.
22:29 <Cepheid> So, my question of the evening is, I know it's someone from here, but who be "Prime" on my Nintendo Switch? :P
22:35 <Schism> Good question. :p
22:36 <Cepheid> It says I added them via a connection from my Wii U, so it's... an old person.
22:36 <Schism> I just called UPS. If my package does not arrive properly in the next day or two, I am going to take a knife and start moving on.
22:37 <Schism> They tried to deliver it to a place literally 3 miles away.
22:37 <Sunrise_Flare> ganondorf IS the best smash character indeed
22:37 <Schism> Without telling me. I am mildly annoyed at this point.
22:37 <Sunrise_Flare> he's captain falcon but ten times more satisfying
22:37 <Sunrise_Flare> both me and my brother play him
22:38 <Schism> If UPS fails to deliver the package. If they claim that it's undeliverable. If they say that they're not able to provide me with this clothing, I will contact Nordstrom's and let them know that they need to revisit their contract.
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22:39 <Schism> (#$* everybody.
22:40 <Schism> "
22:40 <Schism> There is a delivery change in progress to deliver the package to the original receiver's address.
22:40 <Schism> " Yes, thank you.
22:43 * Ali glomps Sunrise_Flare
22:44 * Sunrise_Flare hug before she needs to go buy paint
22:44 *** Quits: Dappled (IceChat9@Shady.The.Pet.Pony) (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
22:45 <Cepheid> The way that's worded Schism, it sounds like the person in charge of delivering it just went "**** it. I'm too lazy to deliver this, so I'm just gonna leave it here instead."
22:45 <Schism> That was the correction.
22:46 <Cepheid> I know.
22:46 <Schism> So that's when Dispatch decided to actually try and deliver it to my home instead.
22:46 <Schism> Guess they just didn't give a [yay] in the first place.
22:46 <Cepheid> But the way the correction's worded, it sounded like someone had decided to just not deliver it to your home instead, and made up some excuse to not deliver it, and left it at another location.
22:47 <Schism> Literally 3 miles away.
22:47 <Schism> If the same thing happens tomorrow, I'm going to be breaking out the knives.
22:49 *** Joins: Sombra (abigwolf@Pony-mfm.ies.245.104.IP)
22:51 <Cepheid> 1) Violence doesn't suit you, leave that to me. 2) That Mizu's tail came off way too easily.
22:52 <Schism> Please do understand, I have a specific _variant_ of knife.
22:53 <Schism> I leave the exact consideration as an exercise for the reader.
22:53 *** Quits: Sombra (abigwolf@Pony-mfm.ies.245.104.IP) (Quit: Leaving)
22:55 <Schism> Finally, I am not, by most assumptions, a violent girl.
23:05 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Discussion: Should Discord Return for Generation 5? [ https://tinyurl.com/ygnu9eyf ]
23:09 <Cepheid> Hmm. Gore Magala. Okay then. o3o
23:10 <Schism> Two months since I started HRT...
23:10 * Schism looks at herself, and smiles. "There's a girl in the mirror."
23:13 *** Crimson_Ta1l is now known as Crimson_Tail
23:21 <Cepheid> Oh my gods I almost didn't catch that monster because of a swarm of flies.
23:28 <Schism> I swear, I know what pink looks like.
23:29 * Schism looks at herself, and just... she's ... she knows what colours are, really!
23:29 <Cepheid> Heh.
23:30 <Cepheid> Bleh, hopefully my other package arrives sooner than next Tuesday.
23:40 <Cepheid> Next on the list, barioth.
23:41 <Schism> I'm starting to feel that I can't claim I'm no longer cute.
23:41 <Schism> Or whatever.
23:45 * Ali is the not cute one darnit
23:45 * Ali puts cute stickers on Schism
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