Log archive of EquestriaDaily for Thursday, 2021-05-13

00:05 *** Joins: ArchPegasusMichael (Poni@Keep.In.A.Friendly.And.Pony.Place)

00:13 <Cepheid> Whelp, I guess no MonHan for the time being.  Controller batteries are dead.  All of 'em.

00:14 <Schism> Ow.

00:14 <Schism> And in my case, my brother's using the Switch.

00:15 <Cepheid> Oof.

00:15 <Cepheid> Well, the controllers will take maybe an hour to charge, so I can just do something else for a bit.

00:15 <Schism> Eh, s'fine.  I can play Monhan once he's done with whatever he's doing -- probably either Breath of the Wild some more, or NES/SNES emulation.

00:16 <Cepheid> Or not.  3 and a half hours to charge them.

00:16 <Schism> "What is this?" "I rearranged the molecular structure of a block of graphite." "Oh CRAP."

00:16 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Discussion: How Do You Think Staff Turnover Affected the Series?  [ https://tinyurl.com/yjswped9 ]

00:19 <Schism> Ahahaha.  The Arithmancer extraordinaire, Lady Archimedes, creates a giant, perfectly cut, flawless diamond... thankfully, she doesn't quite understand that synthetic diamonds are produced in a similar manner, and that A. it's the flaws and inconsistencies which really make a diamond valueable, as well as the cut, and B. the goblins have probably been doing this for ages.

00:19 <Schism> valuable*

00:22 <Cepheid> There'd be some value in an extremely precise, perfect diamond.

00:22 <Schism> Oh, most assuredly.  Or for that matter, a diamond sphere.

00:22 <Cepheid> That is, to a degree further than what can be produced by synthetic methods.

00:23 <Cepheid> It'd be a unique thing, and thus very valuable.

00:23 <Schism> With proper mathematical equations and a proper runic array, a suitably inventive mage could turn out any number of very interesting creations.

00:23 * Cepheid looks into where one of her current packages is. "Arrival scan in Richmond, B.C., then departure scan from there. Then, arrival scan in... Richmond B.C."

00:24 <Schism> Probably even something like a hypercube.

00:24 <Schism> Cepheid: ... yup...

00:24 <Cepheid> Not quite as important as yours is though.

00:24 <Cepheid> But still weird that in one day it's only moved across the city, as far as I can tell.

00:25 <Schism> Well, mine is more for comfort than anything.  I mean, I've put up with my chest aching for a month now, it's not going to kill me or anything.

00:25 <Schism> Very odd, either way.

00:27 <Cepheid> As for what mine is, a set of nail polishes.  I'd go to the store and get some, but uh... Lockdowns, stay-at-home orders, and so on.

00:32 <Schism> Mm, I just picked up some random stuff at Shoppers when I picked them up.  Any particular colours?

00:33 <Cepheid> Less colors, and more like a base coat, a finisher, and a single colour, for now.  A deep purple.  I like purples and pinks, so..

00:33 <Schism> Not a bad choice!  Hopefully it'll work out well enough.  Also, yeah, basecoat and topcoat...

00:33 * Cepheid looks at Tizzy.

00:34 <Cepheid> Still buzzed out, cat?

00:34 <Schism> I would paint my nails, but right now, they're cut short because they keep freaking chipping on me...

00:34 <Cepheid> She got her nails clipped today, which as usual requires we drug her up, otherwise the vet won't see her.

00:34 <Cepheid> Yeah, I'm... lucky in that regard.

00:34 * Schism noddles.

00:34 <Cepheid> My nails are extremely flexible and damage resistant.

00:34 <Cepheid> My mother hates me for it.

00:34 <Schism> Hehe.

00:35 <Schism> I'm sure I could get some sort of soak which would help my nails in that regard.

00:35 <Cepheid> She has brittle nails, and she also bites hers.  The two might be related, to be honest.

00:35 <Schism> Ooh, yeah... I got out of my nailbiting habit a few months ago.  Oddly, a basecoat actually helped there.

00:35 <Schism> Just lacquer the nails, and you won't be nibbling on them, because ew.

00:36 <Ali> Gonna say

00:36 <Ali> Make them taste bad, no longer eat

00:36 <Cepheid> Heh.

00:36 <Cepheid> I don't have the problem.  No, my nail problem is entirely different.

00:36 <Cepheid> My toe nails grow unnaturally fast, and come in quite sharp.

00:37 * Ali also flops, unicorn going to have to wait until tomorrow for more news on her mother.

00:37 <Schism> Oh, that I get, too.

00:37 * Schism hug...? "What's up, Ali?"

00:37 <Cepheid> I also have a bad nervous habit of digging my toe nails into the toes on the opposite foot.

00:37 <Ali> Schism, I had to admit her to the ER

00:37 <Schism> Oh... what occurred?

00:38 <Ali> What they finally called it is severe infection of a finger

00:38 <Cepheid> https://twitter.com/studio_batnyan/status/1392634966282932227

00:38 <Schism> Phreeow... not good, but at the same time, not the worst...

00:38 <Ali> Tell that to someone who wakes up from a nap, and has a message from them asking for their living will

00:39 <Ali> That scared the living hell out of me

00:39 <Schism> gah!

00:39 * Schism nods, and hugs Ali tight.

00:39 <Cepheid> Wait what.

00:39 <Ali> Apperently its just there in case something goes seriously wrong

00:39 <Schism> Yeah, but even then...

00:41 <Ali> Well I was asleep due to having to be pulled out of bed early

00:41 <Ali> Only had like 4 hours of sleep

00:41 <Schism> Were you able to get more...?

00:42 <Ali> Yeah I did, but then got bombarded by calls

00:42 <Ali> I woke up at about 7PM to all this news

00:48 * Ali blehs, needs a distraction

00:48 * Schism mrrrps. :<

00:54 <Schism> Cepheid: So, right after she manages to make flawless diamonds, guess what other allotrope of carbon the mathematical prodigy decides to create?  Knowing that she's of a scientifically-minded bent.

00:55 <Cepheid> Bucky Balls?

00:55 <Schism> Yeeeeeeep.

00:55 <Cepheid> ...

00:55 <Cepheid> I literally just threw that out there as a random guess.

00:55 <Schism> Buckministerfullerine, at least, including buckytubes.

00:56 <Schism> It's a pretty good educated guess, to be honest.  Certainly if I managed to come up with a means by which to mimic nanotech, that'd be pretty high on my list.

00:56 <Cepheid> Graphene would have also been a good guess.

00:57 <Schism> True, and associated potential room-temperature superconductors, though I should have noted that this time-frame is... 1996-1997.

01:01 * Cepheid looks at the news that she's unable to avoid seeing.

01:01 <Cepheid> ... Man, US politics is a dumpster fire right now.

01:02 <Cepheid> And that's putting it lightly.  I can think of better ways to describe it.

01:02 <Cepheid> But then I'd get banned.

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01:03 <uni> hmph

01:03 * uni sadly waves goodbye to all his tabs

01:03 <Cepheid> What happened to them all?

01:03 <Schism> Sometimes, crashes result in... well, the browser being unable to recover.  Alas, alack.

01:04 <Cepheid> Usually though you can restore the previous session.

01:04 <uni> yep, if crash also means Windows auto-restarting

01:04 <Cepheid> At least, Firefox allows it.

01:04 <uni> oh um, I just compulsively browse everything incognito

01:04 <Schism> Ah, that'll do it.

01:04 <Cepheid> https://i.imgur.com/vlfKJLv.jpg Heh.

01:05 <Schism> You could create a bookmarks folder with your standard bevy of pages and just right-click to open them all at once.

01:05 <Schism> Cepheid: A better excuse than 'because we're not paying enough for people to risk their lives'!

01:06 <Cepheid> Which I'm sure is the truth.

01:06 <Cepheid> They just want to blame a game cause video games bad, yo.

01:06 <Schism> Eh, it's a big release day, that might actually have been the reason why many employees were skiving off.

01:07 <Schism> More than the norm, anyway.

01:07 <Cepheid> That's true.

01:07 <Cepheid> I mean, when Fallout 4 landed there was a mass shortage of workers.

01:07 <Cepheid> And in Japan?  Monster Hunter Rise.

01:07 <Schism> Oh yes.

01:07 <Cepheid> To the point that one company even declared the release day of Rise as a holiday for it's employees.

01:07 <Schism> Heehee.

01:07 <Cepheid> Because everyone would be too distracted to work.

01:08 <Cepheid> Speakin' of, any updates on the next patch..?

01:08 <Cepheid> Eeeeenope.

01:08 <Schism> So I mean, it's not unique to anything.  I wanna say that when Star Wars: Episode 1 came out, there was something similar in the US?  But...

01:08 <Cepheid> Just another post containing the bare bones info we already have, and a request to wait for a followup announcement.

01:08 <Schism> Ah well.

01:09 <Cepheid> Probably won't hear anything until the 20th at the earliest.

01:09 <Cepheid> Hoping it's released on May 27th.

01:10 <Cepheid> May 27th being my birfday.

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01:14 <Schism> o5o

01:16 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Say Something Nice About Minty Bubblegum [ https://tinyurl.com/ydkg2r5p ]

01:19 <Cepheid> What should I eat for dinner tonight..?  Hmm, what do we have available?

01:19 <Cepheid> Oh.  We still have some chicken parm left over.

01:21 <Cepheid> However, I'm not in the mood for chicken parm.  I will, however, eat breaded chicken with a good barbeque sauce.

01:21 <Schism> Chicken in barbecue sauce also goes well in ramen.  o3o

01:22 <Cepheid> Alas I do not have any ramen, not even instant noodles.

01:22 <Cepheid> So just chicken will do.

01:23 <Cepheid> I don't know where my parents got this barbeque sauce, but it is amazing.

01:28 <Schism> Huh.  Took a nap, forgot to take my other girlpill... -*correct*-

01:33 <Cepheid> Meanwhile, I'm probably gonna be up late tonight.  Slept from approximately 2 AM last night to 1 PM today, so..

01:34 <Cepheid> Tried to take a nap earlier.  Just spent 30 minutes flopping about and vibrating in my bed.

01:38 <Cepheid> Contrary to what you may hear in the news, that FragAttacks isn't as bad as it sounds.  It's apparently hard to do in practice, to begin with.  Just make sure you do your usual system updates at some point, and you'll be fine.

01:43 <Cepheid> ...

01:44 <Cepheid> So, apparently, No Man's Sky players are getting bored.

01:44 <Cepheid> They declared an intergalactic war.

01:45 * Dappled doesn't understand.

01:47 <Cepheid> There are multiple factions in a small corner of a galaxy, called Galaxy 150, who are currently waging war for the hell of it.

01:49 <Dappled> Like are they holding locations, is there a battle front, or is it just all out PVP

01:50 <Cepheid> Combination.

01:50 <Cepheid> According to the report, there are people building infrastructure on planets, while others go out to fight in space.

01:51 * Cepheid returns to the hunt. Two hours of charging should get her through the rest of the day, presumably.

01:51 * Schism watches her brother go Dwarven Fishing in Breath of the Wild.

01:51 <Cepheid> I did that in RE8 last night.

01:51 <Cepheid> My mother even advised it as a solution.

01:52 <Cepheid> "Oh, there's fish there.  You should gather it."  *Tries*  "Try a pipe bomb, it might work."  *Tries*  *It works*

01:54 <Schism> Nice.  X3

01:57 <Cepheid> Man, Arzuros should NOT be able to beat me to an inch of carting like that.

01:58 <Schism> You bearly beat it, then.

01:58 <Schism> A grizzly experience, that must have been.

01:58 <Cepheid> Yes.

02:01 <Cepheid> ... I... got a surprisingly large number of grizzly parts off of those bears.  Enough that I got all the Arzuros parts I need for the armor.

02:01 <Cepheid> I just need Emperor Hoppers and...  Oh gods.

02:01 <Cepheid> Premium Stomachs, from altaroth.

02:01 <Schism> Yerp.  Well, at least they're not that hard to find.

02:02 <Cepheid> Eeehhhhhh...

02:02 <Cepheid> In MHGU, it can be trickier than Rise or World.

02:03 <Schism> Oh, MHGU.  Yeah, that makes more sense.  @_@

02:04 <Cepheid> Each basic quest has their target monsters, and the region has their "main monsters" so to speak.  This list of "main monsters" can consist of two of big monsters, or small monsters.

02:04 <Cepheid> This guarantees what appears, and if say, Altaroth aren't listed?

02:04 <Cepheid> You PROBABLY won't find them.

02:05 <Cepheid> The only time this isn't the case is when the monster in question is guaranteed as part of the region.

02:06 <Cepheid> I saw Altaroth on the Ruined Pinnacle when I was fighting the Arzuros, so maybe I'll get lucky and they'll spawn there.  That said..

02:06 <Cepheid> Need a poison weapon.

02:08 * Cepheid puts cats away, grabs poison bombs, and materials for more.

02:10 <Cepheid> I'm gonna have to fight them bears again.

02:10 <Cepheid> They have a guaranteed "Main Monster" of altaroth.

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02:16 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Nightly Discussion #2521 [ https://tinyurl.com/yhcvlp3v ]

02:16 <Cepheid> Got my stomachs, and a few extras.

02:16 <Cepheid> As an added bonus I got a large beast tear, so I can get out of this quest via subquest.

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02:17 <Schism> "Mulciber looks as though he was shot by a shotgun, and I would like to know what the hell you did to Dolohov." "Ah, I'm guessing he's not having a very good day?"

02:17 <Cepheid> Man these things have a lot of health compared to LR or HR.

02:20 <Cepheid> Coulda sworn I had more than 6 emperor hoppers on hand.  Hum, must have spent some on a weapon.

02:20 <Cepheid> ... Actually, that's exactly what happened as I upgraded a Secta Nulo weapon.

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02:26 * Cepheid captures some Large Immortal Moths. "... I'd best not show these to those people who like that creepy goth moth mom."

02:29 <Cepheid> Hey Schism.  Knock Knock.

02:32 * Schism meows, "Who's there?"

02:32 <Schism> Buuuut yeah.

02:32 <Cepheid> Interrupting <Insert Small Monster Here>.

02:32 <Schism> Also, hah.  You mean goth vampire lady?

02:32 <Cepheid> Oh, no.

02:32 <Schism> Giant vampire lady, rather... oh?

02:33 <Cepheid> Juniper Actias, creepy moth vtuber.

02:33 <Cepheid> https://twitter.com/harayamanawari/status/1392209026755088385 An example of why she's creepy.

02:35 <Cepheid> She basically has a nightmare-fuel form that shows up presumably on full moons.

02:38 * Cepheid finally gets all the stuff for the armor. Huzzah!

02:42 * Cepheid jumps 100 points in defense.

02:42 <Schism> "Anyone who has to resort to the Unforgivable Curses is lacking in creativity."

02:42 <Sombra> Ah yes, AIDS.

02:42 <Schism> um... what?

02:42 <Cepheid> Uh..

02:42 <Sombra> That's the unforgivable curse isn't it?

02:43 <Cepheid> ...

02:43 <Cepheid> I... Do you not realize how bad that sounds?

02:43 <Sombra> Yes, that's why it's really bad.

02:43 <Schism> That's... please don't even go there.  I was referring to Harry Potter with that metaquote.

02:43 <Sombra> IE, unforgiveable.

02:44 <Sombra> Do you think there's an AIDS spell in the harry potter universe?

02:44 <Cepheid> No, I don't think you understand.  It's not something you reference lightly, either as a joke or as some sort of serious discussion.

02:44 <Sombra> Well, alright.

02:44 <Sombra> I make jokes about heart failure all the time personally, it helps me get over mine.

02:45 <Schism> This is understandable, and I do make the occasional joke about diabetes.

02:45 <Schism> AIDS, however... isn't funny here.

02:45 <Sombra> I make jokes about being fat, having heart disease, being ugly, dumb stupid, having a brain full of tar, having huge black craters in my teeth.

02:46 <Sombra> Because if I didn't, well, I'd just be lying.

02:47 * Cepheid just goes back to gaming.

02:51 * Schism thinks about what a freaking couple months it's been. Also, she splorfs. "Me: 'Kinda need a bra now.' Brother: 'What? No you don't.' Me: 'You know I've been on HRT for two months now, right?' Brother: '...I don't wanna think about this.'"

02:52 <Sombra> Bruh, don't tell your brother about your bras.

02:52 <Schism> Pff.  Mostly it's so he knows to expect the package to arrive in case I'm in the shower or something.

02:53 * Ali flops over the Schism

02:53 * Schism hugs the Ali. Her chest still hurts. Yeesh.

02:53 <Cepheid> Hum.  I should... PROBABLY be able to take out a high-rank Kushala Daora, now.

02:53 * Cepheid brings elder dragon item set.

02:54 <Cepheid> It'd certainly help if I had wind resistance, but I don't.

02:54 <Ali> The fun of pubery all over again~

02:55 <Sombra> Boy if my sisters ever talked about their bras with me...

02:55 <Ali> Siblings?  What are those?!

02:55 <Cepheid> You don't want to know.

02:55 <Schism> Ali: Also, you wouldn't think that under my circumstances, that cramps are a thing!  They totally are.

02:55 <Schism> My left hoof to the deity of your choice.

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02:56 <Schism> Precisely how I have no clue.

02:57 <Sombra> Well I'm the baby boy of like four sisters so.

02:57 <Schism> TBH, with chest sensitivity what it is, I am actually glad that I don't have any cats in the apartment, because they go for the most sensitive part of the body and knead.

02:57 <Sombra> Most of what they do is decidedly icky

02:58 <Schism> Human bodies are terribly icky, I'm sorry to say, both of the masculine and feminine varieties.  (And everything in between and otherwise.)

02:58 <Sombra> Well I certainly didn't like sharing penile facts to my sisters.

02:58 <Cepheid> Hum.  646 defense, with skill-

02:58 <Cepheid> No comment.

02:59 <Schism> Ali: may I please have special dispensation to explain the situation in a fashion which Sombra, here, is likely to understand, but will probably be slightly outside the PG-13 range?

02:59 * Ali baps Sombra to keep it clean

02:59 <Schism> I promise this won't be significantly NSFW.

02:59 <Sombra> They went so far as to shame me for being a man and to tell my parents to keep any man details for myself.

03:00 <Schism> um... that seems irresponsible.

03:00 <Sombra> Such is life.

03:00 <Sombra> It wasn't all bad, they liked to take their friends over to see me sometimes to laugh at my gross alien fingers.

03:02 <Schism> Eh, that's always fun.  Body humour, et al.

03:02 <Sombra> That's what I get for being the black sheep.

03:02 <Schism> Well, having gone through puberty the first time on the testosteroni-and-cheese side of things, let me put this side in simple detail.  Imagine if your nethers were aching all the time.  It's very much like that.

03:03 <Sombra> I've heard various details about HRT, hopefully the end results are more to your liking.

03:03 <Schism> Oh, this isn't HRT.

03:03 <Schism> Well, not as such.  This is puberty, round 2.

03:03 <Sombra> I wasn't aware there was other techinques.

03:04 <Schism> I'm fine with the whole process.  And the thing that I'm going through, with the chest aches?  Every girl goes through this.

03:04 <Sombra> During puberty?

03:05 <Schism> YES.  The specifics are a bit complex to explain, but it _hurts._  Especially when running.

03:06 <Schism> In effect, what you have is a growing mass of tissue combined with fats and some muscle, and it's a giant bundle of nerves.

03:06 <Sombra> But it's a great bundle of nerves and tissue, let me tell you what.

03:07 <Schism> Please go through a 4-kilometer run wearing nothing on your undercarriage and tell me how you feel at the end.

03:07 <PinkieShy> I just realized something neat..

03:08 <Sombra> I can't even run 100 meters

03:08 <PinkieShy> The city me and my father are wanting to move to by next year population is like 100,000 bigger than what we are in now

03:08 <Schism> Oh, cool!  That's going to be... really really frightening.

03:08 <Schism> Are you okay, PinkieShy?

03:08 <PinkieShy> instead of 23,000 people we'll be going to a city where 135,000 people live.

03:08 <PinkieShy> Schism Yes :P I want to move tbh

03:09 <Schism> Great.  :3  Meanwhile...

03:09 <PinkieShy> Being in a small city or whatever i am in now isn't fun. Nothing really to do here

03:09 * Schism looks at her municipal region. "523,894 people as per the last official census."

03:09 <PinkieShy> Moving to a bigger city will be nice as i will have much more to do

03:09 <Schism> Yes!

03:09 <Sombra> My city is small, but we're the center of a bunch of smaller cities, so at any given time there's about 100,000-150,000 people in here.

03:09 <Schism> That's not a city, that's a municipality!

03:10 <uni> Sombra and Schism look so similar to each other

03:10 <Schism> Well okay, probably the same.

03:10 * uni also flops in

03:10 <Sombra> We're basically the same person.

03:10 * Cepheid takes on an insane quest in MHGU.

03:10 * Cepheid takes on The Brilliant Darkness. AKA: Alatreon.

03:11 <PinkieShy> Fun fact, the one i am wanting to move to is the oldest city in south carolina.. Once known as Charles Town.

03:11 <uni> Cepheid, names to run away from~

03:11 <Cepheid> Heh. :P

03:11 <Cepheid> Alatreon's not that bad in MHGU and earlier.

03:11 <Cepheid> No Escaton Judgement.

03:11 <Schism> Um... problem there, PinkieShy.  It's still South Carolina...

03:12 <PinkieShy> Yea i know

03:12 <uni> what's wrong with South Carolina?

03:15 <Cepheid> "It's South Carolina, that's what's wrong with it."

03:15 <Cepheid> - Some jokester who thinks he or she is funny.

03:15 * Cepheid gets run down by Alatreon. <Field Commander> "That's Alatre-" <Me> "WRONG GAME! SHUT UP!"

03:17 <PinkieShy> Honestly, I like south carolina but not really.

03:18 <Schism> I'm pretty sure that's how everyone thinks of South Carolina.

03:19 <Schism> Nice place to be for a few days, now launch me into the Atlantic Ocean because I can't stay here any longer.

03:19 * uni giggles

03:19 <uni> okay I confess my only knowledge of South Carolina is the battleship

03:20 <uni> well that and that it's south of North Carolina

03:20 <Schism> A friend of mine had a very similar view of West Virginia.

03:20 <uni> which is thoroughly unlike West Virginia and normal Virginia

03:20 <uni> hehe yep

03:20 <Schism> She... well, she's in New York now.  She couldn't stay there any longer.

03:20 <Schism> And that was a bit of a darker story which isn't to be told by me.

03:21 <Schism> I have absolutely no clue where Sniff and Floofy are staying.  I want to say it's Texas?  Like, Dallas-esque?

03:22 <uni> Sniff and Floofy?

03:22 <Schism> Friends from another world.

03:23 <uni> ah I see~

03:28 <PinkieShy> I'd like to move up north where the winters get so cold pipes could burst..

03:28 <PinkieShy> I love the cold.. :P

03:29 <Cepheid> The pipes don't usually burst though because code requires that they be insulated. :P

03:29 <PinkieShy> Schism what's more interesting though is my family (Ancestors) have been in north carolina and south carolina a bunch since like 1760

03:29 <Sombra> God I wish I wish I could move back to Alaska

03:30 * Cepheid mounts Alatreon. "YOUR WEAPON! I want your weapon! GIMME!"

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03:43 <Cepheid> I'll be shocked if I kill this thing on my first try.

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04:05 <Cepheid> https://twitter.com/LuminousOcean/status/1392692229672603652 No comment.

04:06 <Cepheid> That was 46 minutes and 50 seconds of utter chaos.

04:22 <Cepheid> But, for the real kick in the nuts, I am missing ONE item to make his weapon.

04:45 <uni> woah a fight going on for three quarters of an hour

04:55 <Cepheid> It happens rarely.

04:55 <Cepheid> Would have been faster, but I had to get used to the fight.

05:05 <Finwe> Good morning, everypony!

05:06 <Finwe> Messrs Cepheid, PinkieShy and uni, Mlles Ali and Schism.

05:06 * Finwe doffs his hat.

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05:16 <Cepheid> There is something tasteless, but foul-textured draining into my throat.

05:18 <Finwe> From the nasal cavity, no doubt.

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05:24 <Cepheid> Yerp.

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05:26 <uni> good afternoon Finwe!

05:26 <Finwe> One can't feel but gratitude for not having constant infections of the upper respiratory tract anymore.

05:26 * uni hats on Finwe!

05:26 * Finwe doffs his uni.

05:26 <uni> yay~

05:26 <Finwe> 'Tis half past eight in the morning here.

05:27 <Finwe> It's also a holiday here.

05:28 <Finwe> So there was no need of getting up this early.

05:35 <uni> ooh same here!

05:35 <uni> what holiday is it for you?

05:41 <Cyan_Spark> unicodingunicorn

05:43 <uni> Cyan_Spark

05:44 <Cyan_Spark> c:

05:44 <uni> hmm I should probably set that to be pingable

05:44 <uni> how's life?

05:44 <Cyan_Spark> On summer break, nothing to do

05:44 <Cyan_Spark> Well, something to do, but it's neither credited or paid

05:44 <uni> ah

05:45 <uni> what is it?

05:47 <Cepheid> I'm currently discontinuing medications and suffering for it.  \o3o/

05:48 * uni patpats

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05:57 <uni> woah didn't even notice you gone

06:04 <Sombra> I'm always gone

06:32 * Finwe noms on Ali's tail.

06:32 <Finwe> Messrs Cyan_Spark and Sombra.

06:32 * Finwe doffs his hat.

06:33 <Cyan_Spark> Sgt. Finwe

06:33 <Cyan_Spark> tis a secret, uni

06:35 <Finwe> uni: It's the Ascesion today.

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06:37 <ConfusionRift> Hello everypony.

06:38 <Finwe> We still observe a handful of Catholic feasts.

06:38 <Finwe> Lt Cdr ConfusionRift.

06:39 <ConfusionRift> RAdm. Finwe. (salutes)

06:40 <Finwe> Christmas, Easter, Good Friday, Epiphany, Ascension, Pentecost, St. Johnsmas, St. Michaelsmas and All Hallows Day.

06:40 * Cepheid waves to ConfusionRift.

06:40 <Cepheid> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E1PWM8rVUAYxa1W?format=jpg&name=large So I did something silly, ConfusionRift.

06:40 <Finwe> Easter and Christmas are both two public holidays.

06:41 <Finwe> Christmas can almost count as three, as Christmas Eve is usually also a day off or just half a workday.

06:41 <ConfusionRift> Hehehe. The surfboard and outfit.

06:42 <Finwe> New Year's Day is a holiday as well.

06:42 <Cepheid> Yerp.  Also, look at the clock.

06:42 <Finwe> St. Sylvestersmas is the corresponding Catholic feast.

06:44 <uni> that's quite a number of feasts

06:44 <ConfusionRift> Oooh, that was a rather close call.

06:44 <Cepheid> 3 minutes, 10 seconds left, yeah.

06:44 * uni poooouuts at Cyan_Spark. Okay.

06:44 * Cepheid hums, one last hunt before sleep time.

06:44 <Finwe> In addition, there are two national holidays, the Independence DAy of Finland on 6th of December and the Labour Day on 1st of May.

06:45 * Cepheid picks 7* - Grim Tidings. It features a specific, particular monster.

06:45 <Cepheid> Let's see what the big deal is with this sucker.

06:45 <ConfusionRift> I think the closes I ever got to a time out was on MH:FU, with like 23 seconds left. I had basically used everything I had.

06:45 <Finwe> And some others that are defined to be celebrated on Sunday which is a holiday as such and doesn't give any extra days off.

06:46 <Finwe> Like Monthers' Day.

06:47 <Cepheid> Okay... your roar hurts.

06:51 * Cepheid throws ConfusionRift at the monster. "You know this monster better than I do. DISTRACT IT!"

06:51 <ConfusionRift> Eeeeh, huhhh?!

06:51 <Finwe> https://i.redd.it/prkq1c1x04y61.jpg

06:52 <ConfusionRift> Pfftttt.

06:52 <Finwe> Americans, Africans, Australians and Asians should have no problems drinkin, then?

06:53 <Cepheid> https://twitter.com/LuminousOcean/status/1392734586430361609 Rifty.

06:53 <ConfusionRift> Nooo! (runs screaming)

06:55 <Cepheid> Honestly all it has going for it is its size.

06:55 <Cepheid> Its size makes dodging a bit difficult.

06:55 <Finwe> Video game logic: it just hurts a bit to fall into magma, but if you fall on spikes, no matter how short, it's instant death.

06:56 <Finwe> Or should it be called molten lava when it's already on the ground?

06:57 <Cepheid> I legitimately have no idea, but in this case I'm standing on an island out in the middle of a massive lava flow.

06:58 * ConfusionRift puts the hazard protection charm, and lays on the lava. "Hmm, warm."

06:58 <Cepheid> I have Heat Cancel, yeh.

06:58 <Cepheid> That said, a problem has appeared.

06:58 <Cepheid> It appears I brought the WRONG ITEM SET.

06:59 <Finwe> "Magma that is extruded onto the surface during a volcanic eruption is called lava."

07:00 <Finwe> As it cools it forms volcanic glass and igneous rocks, depending on the cooling speed.

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07:01 <Finwe> Mr Golden.

07:01 * Finwe doffs his hat.

07:01 <Golden> Yo

07:01 <Finwe> Yoyo.

07:03 <Cepheid> How much health am I dealing with here compared to Alatreon..?

07:03 <Cepheid> 9,419 versus... 10,320.

07:05 <Cepheid> Right, I need to abandon, I just don't have the resources to fight this thing due to wrong item set.

07:06 <ConfusionRift> Whoopsie doopsie.

07:08 <Cepheid> Hilariously, I expect this to end sooner than the Alatreon fight did.

07:08 <Cepheid> Because Alatreon was a pain in the butt to hit.

07:08 <Cepheid> Meanwhile, this thing's just a walking tank.

07:09 <Cepheid> You basically have to be drunk, high on hallucinogenics, and blind in order to miss it.

07:10 * ConfusionRift shrugs. "Have fun."

07:14 * Cepheid runs by screaming while on fire.

07:15 <ConfusionRift> Welcome back. :P

07:17 <Cepheid> ... That pin.

07:20 <Cepheid> The cats are 9 shades of practically useless.

07:21 <Cepheid> They last less than 30 seconds between healings.

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07:27 <Cepheid> They should bring Akantor back in Rise.

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07:31 <Golden> Hm

07:33 <Golden> I have all dlc for Payday 2

07:39 * Finwe noms on the aforementioned DLC.

07:43 <Cepheid> Second faint... Wind Tunnel.

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07:52 <Cepheid> https://twitter.com/LuminousOcean/status/1392749486645006336 *Drags the corpse in*

07:53 * Cepheid looks at the rewards window.

07:53 * Cepheid begins laughing hysterically in a quiet manner.

07:53 <Cepheid> I got two Akantor Gems.

07:54 <ConfusionRift> ...

07:54 * ConfusionRift sighs. "Of course."

07:54 <Cepheid> 8% on quest reward, 6% on wound chest.

07:54 <Cepheid> Let's see..

07:55 <Cepheid> 0.48% chance of getting the two.

07:56 <Cepheid> Akantor weapons are...

07:56 <Cepheid> Not even green sharpness.  35% affinity, and 250 attack out the door, though.

07:57 <ConfusionRift> They were meant for destroying lower rank monsters.

07:57 * Ali flumps into ConfusionRift and sighs

07:57 * ConfusionRift patpats Ali.

07:59 <Cepheid> Annoyingly, the weapon I do want?

07:59 <Cepheid> I'm missing one part for it.

07:59 <Cepheid> And the worst part?  It took me 46 minutes to kill the relevant monster.

08:00 * ConfusionRift points at the clock. "Sure did."

08:00 <Cepheid> Heh.

08:00 <Cepheid> I meant Alatreon, in this case.

08:00 <Cepheid> I need one more webbing, which means busting up its wings.

08:03 * Finwe ruffles an Ali.

08:03 <Finwe> How fare you?

08:04 <Cepheid> Anyways, that's it for ridiculous fighting for me tonight.  I need to lay down and read.

08:11 <Golden> Hm

08:18 <Finwe> o3o

08:20 * Cepheid applies a hoof to Finwe. o3(\ oƐo

08:20 * Finwe moves a bit left and brohoofs.

08:20 <Finwe> o3o /)(\ o3o

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11:16 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Morning Discussion #2293 [ https://tinyurl.com/ygu9t7ju ]

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15:45 <Cyan_Spark> Razor the investor

15:47 <RazorSharpFang> It's red again.

15:47 <RazorSharpFang> Had me thinking it was going to be green. It was a LIE.

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16:29 <LibrarianofHope> i just saw someone hit their dog at the park

16:29 <LibrarianofHope> and get inmeadtly yelled at and insulted

16:30 <LibrarianofHope> on the pther hand my akita girl got her collar off and she just sat until i put it back

16:30 <LibrarianofHope> owo

16:58 * LibrarianofHope pokes schism a bunch

17:13 * Schism has support now. Also, blinks.

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17:18 <LibrarianofHope> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeC0ZTT8n7E

17:18 <LibrarianofHope> that is weirdly fun

17:18 <LibrarianofHope> the whole channel

17:25 * LibrarianofHope glomps ali for inmense justice

17:25 * Ali splats

17:26 <Schism> "Why did I make so much C4?" --Hermione Granger

17:26 * Schism snugs the Ali! Her chest is no longer in pain.

17:26 <LibrarianofHope> yay

17:27 <LibrarianofHope> i dont know why i find a channel of people rolepaying airport so soothing

17:27 <LibrarianofHope> even the dumb stuff

17:27 <LibrarianofHope> that must say sp,mething about my personality

17:28 <Schism> "What I have in this is chlorine trifluoride..."  What.

17:32 <LibrarianofHope> i have a cute ali, and im not afraid to use her

17:32 * LibrarianofHope glomps ali

17:33 * Ali has already been glomped, may not be glomped again, also not cute

17:34 <LibrarianofHope> glomp limit?

17:34 * LibrarianofHope checks glomp quouta card

17:34 <LibrarianofHope> then how imma make my quota

17:34 <Schism> Buy 10 glomps, get 1 free?

17:34 <LibrarianofHope> i wanna speak to the glomp manager

17:36 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: My Russian Pony - Moskau 1979 [ https://tinyurl.com/ygfmhyra ]

17:39 <LibrarianofHope> which would be ali anyway

17:39 * LibrarianofHope pokes schism a bunch

17:44 <Schism> Have a cute unicorn.  https://twitter.com/BajaGryphon/status/1392662699214098436

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18:04 <Ali> The good thing of having next to no fanart of my pono, you use those on me

18:05 <LibrarianofHope> you have a pono?

18:05 <LibrarianofHope> !librarian

18:05 <LibrarianofHope> what was the search command?

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18:24 <Cepheid> I have no idea why people would want to work a job wherein everyone would hate you because of how much inconsistent, loud noise you make.

18:36 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Ponies The Anthology II [SIDE BY SIDE COMPARISON] [ https://tinyurl.com/y8dhon8f ]

18:38 <Schism> Good question.

18:38 * Schism sighs happily. "This bra... "

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18:46 <Cepheid> Aaaand I somehow just broke a nail.

18:49 <Schism> ... ow

18:49 <Schism> I haaaate that ever so much.

18:53 <Schism> "What the hell spell is this?!" "It's the Curse of Von Neumann."  OUCH.

18:54 <Schism> Not quite grey goo.  Nanobots, self-replicating via runic arrays, subjugated to the will of their creator...

18:55 <Schism> And carefully set up to effectively eat her most vile enemy.

18:58 * Ali flops over the Schism

19:06 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: My Little Pony Speedpaint Compilation #186 [ https://tinyurl.com/ycbyomsa ]

19:07 <LibrarianofHope> i cant summon the will to do anything

19:07 <Schism> All of us are flopping today.

19:07 <LibrarianofHope> i never been in the habit of really resting my mind owo

19:07 <LibrarianofHope> feels off

19:09 <Cepheid> I have the benefit of an excuse at least. o3o

19:18 <Schism> "Wait, you actually made manna?" "Sure, 800 Cals a block, nutritious, little bland, but it's perfectly vegan and works in the field."

19:20 * Schism cracks up at the one last joke in "Lady Archimedes". And it's a really, really good one. She's impressed.

19:24 <Schism> "Can't really get my mastery now." "Whyever not?" "They already gave me my doctorate."

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20:03 <Schism> Registered for poke.  The list of folks eligible for phase 2 is... not well written, and I'm pretty sure it changed.

20:03 <Sombra> I'll poke ya for free

20:06 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Comic: Signing Off 81 / Pink and Lost / Stable Shorts 141 / Thrifty Pony / Singing Storm 21 / Movie Slate: Zardoz / Summer Sun Celebration 1-2 [ https://tinyurl.com/y7gpdxfx ]

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20:17 <DerpyBot> *derp*

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20:53 <Cepheid> And so the irritability and moodswings begin.

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21:09 <Schism> Are you going to be able to hold up?

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22:01 <Lumindia> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPUL2SQ77uQ

22:01 <Lumindia> the canopener hungers

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22:02 <DerpyBot> *derp*

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22:07 <DerpyBot> *derp*

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22:31 <Cepheid> I should be able to, so long as I vent it on something or rely on another medication to keep calm, Schism.

22:32 <Cepheid> In any case I don't really have a choice.

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23:10 <LibrarianofHope> ali

23:10 * LibrarianofHope glomps ali

23:10 * Ali flails

23:10 <LibrarianofHope> i feel better, i told my family about my perpetual sense of dread

23:11 <LibrarianofHope> they got the idea

23:11 <LibrarianofHope> owo

23:11 <LibrarianofHope> im actually getting hel for that

23:11 <LibrarianofHope> help

23:11 <DerpyBot> Anything I can do to heeeelp?

23:11 <LibrarianofHope> i been more than 5 years here

23:12 <LibrarianofHope> first time derpybot offers me help

23:12 <LibrarianofHope> heck

23:12 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Discussion: Why is Your Favorite Pony, Your Favorite Pony?  [ https://tinyurl.com/yaq7psln ]

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23:39 <Ali> I swore that needed a command to trigger

23:41 <LibrarianofHope> help

23:41 <DerpyBot> Anything I can do to heeeelp?

23:41 <LibrarianofHope> nope, happens like that

23:41 <LibrarianofHope> help me

23:42 <LibrarianofHope> help ali

23:42 <LibrarianofHope> only works with help

23:42 <LibrarianofHope> the moar you know

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