Log archive of EquestriaDaily for Thursday, 2021-12-02

00:03 <Lumindia> Ceph: oh shit, is she okay?

00:19 <Cepheid> Yeah, she is.  Bit of a welt on her head, but she seems to be okay.

00:21 <Nightwind_phone> Cepheid you gonna keep her up all night to make sure there is no concussion?

00:22 <Cepheid> I can't.  She's up in Nunavut.

00:22 <Nightwind_phone> Ahhh

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01:00 * Finwe tries to nom on Ali's tail, but in vain.

01:00 <Finwe> D:

01:00 <Finwe> !seen Ali

01:00 <DerpyBot> Finwe: The last time I saw Ali was 2021-12-01 08:25:08 UTC

01:00 <Tiffany> Perhaps their router killed

01:01 <Finwe> Well, anyhoof, good night, everypony!

01:01 <Finwe> !lullaby

01:01 * DerpyBot carries Finwe off to bed

01:01 * DerpyBot tucks Finwe in and hums a lullaby

01:01 <Finwe> !shoo

01:01 * DerpyBot sways from side to side, quietly humming "shoo be doo shoo shoo be doo"

01:01 <Tiffany> !moon

01:01 <DerpyBot> Grab my tail, Tiffany!

01:02 *** Tiffany was kicked by DerpyBot (To the moon!)

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01:02 * Tiffany screams

01:09 * Lumindia kek

01:17 <Nightwind_phone> Lol

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02:08 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Nightly Discussion #2697 [ https://tinyurl.com/y3m4jek8 ]

02:28 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Pony Plushie Compilation #522 [ https://tinyurl.com/y2wtofz2 ]

02:52 <nightwind> so i am debating buying a drawing tablet...not for drawing but because i want to get serious with osu again

03:46 <Schism> Oh jeez.

03:47 <Schism> Damnit, nightwind.  Now I want to grab the 3DS and play Osu! or EBA again.

03:57 <nightwind> i did it

03:57 <nightwind> spent the money on a draw tab for Osu

03:57 <Schism> Hehe.  I'm sure you can use it for other things, too.

03:57 <nightwind> only cost me 20 bucks

03:57 <nightwind> oh no i cant draw worth a damn

03:57 <Schism> But what about the game 'Drawn to Life'?

03:57 <nightwind> lol

03:57 <Schism> Plus, you can use it for nDS emulation.

03:58 <nightwind> last time i had a draw tab it was one of those crummy Udraw tablets

03:58 <nightwind> the PS3 version specifically

03:58 <nightwind> Schism I am a good girl who doesnt believe in emulation ;-P

03:59 <Schism> Pirating anything Nintendo is a morally sound virtue.

03:59 <nightwind> lol

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05:18 <Schism> I keep winding up with 15 minutes of overtime every night, it's going to add up.

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05:23 * Schism noms upon Cepheid's ear. And LunaNightwind's tail.

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05:23 *** Cepheid is now known as Pony_83657

05:37 * Schism torments Cepheid with her dinner.

05:38 * Schism also offers to share with LunaNightwind.

05:44 <Schism> It is of course a terrible thing.  Macaroni and cheese with green veggies and tuna.

05:47 <nightwind> yay food LOL

05:47 <nightwind> i forgot to eat tonight >_>

05:49 <nightwind> IF i remember i am gonna make a spaghetti carbonara tomorrow tho

05:53 <Schism> Nightwind: here, have some cute.  https://twitter.com/SamLizzy71/status/1466112634906943491

05:57 <nightwind> dawww

05:58 <nightwind> i decided to cancel that tablet order. reviews are too mixed

06:00 <Schism> For $20, I'd expect nothing otherwise.

06:01 <nightwind> like a majority of the reviews are really good, but the bad reviews are scathing

06:01 <Schism> Sadly, you'd need to jailbreak your Switch in order to get this going.  https://i.redd.it/gbyv3gxaz8111.jpg

06:03 * nightwind >_> has a jailbroken switch

06:03 <Schism> <_<  Wellllll then...

06:03 <nightwind> lol

06:08 * nightwind is bored

06:08 * Schism plays a bit of Littlewood.

06:09 <Schism> The main character is the Hero of Legend!  Of course, they don't remember any of it, but they have it on good authority that they defeated the Dark Lord or whatnot and now they're retired.

06:10 <Schism> So why not become the mayor of a small village and build it up to a burgeoning town?

06:18 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: <unspecified> [ https://tinyurl.com/y2ddp29q ]

06:19 <nightwind> lol

06:19 <Tiffany> Yea neat stuff

06:19 <nightwind> because its 1 am and i am in bed

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07:12 <Schism> nightwind: https://twitter.com/socalledcharlie/status/1466054188371218449/photo/1

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08:21 <Finwe> Morning, my little ponies.

08:21 <Finwe> Mlles Schism and Tiffany; Messrs AppleDash, Lumindia and uni; Mrs nightwind.

08:21 * Finwe doffs his hat.

08:21 <Finwe> Mr Pony_83657.

08:22 * Finwe redoffs his hat.

08:22 <Finwe> 05:57:14 < nightwind> spent the money on a draw tab for Osu

08:23 <Tiffany> Morning for you finwe ^^

08:23 <Finwe> I read, "spend the money on a drow tab"

08:23 <Finwe> That would be probably disintegrate in sunlight.

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08:34 <Finwe> Mr Cyan_Spark.

08:34 * Finwe doffs his hat.

08:34 <Cyan_Spark> Hi Finwe

08:34 <Finwe> Greetings.

08:34 * Finwe hats on Cyan_Spark.

08:35 * Cyan_Spark muffled whinny

08:49 * uni nibbles on Cyan_Spark

08:50 <Cyan_Spark> Hai uni

08:50 * Finwe dehats and boops uni.

08:54 * uni scrunchies at Finwe and falls over to a side

08:56 <uni> I've figured out how my radiator works

08:56 <uni> so now I have a warm room!

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09:41 <Finwe> uni: It works thusly: warm water circulates in the radiator cell and heats up the room.

09:41 <Finwe> Unless you have an electric radiator.

09:42 <Finwe> I think that electric radiators make use of resistors that produce heat.

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10:19 <RazorSharpFang> Yee

10:20 <Finwe> Mr RazorSharpFang.

10:20 * Finwe doffs his hat.

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10:26 <Golden> Blep

10:26 <Finwe> Mr Golden.

10:26 * Finwe boops Golden.

10:27 <Golden> Wasn't expecting the boop

10:30 <Finwe> Bleps are often follower by boops. o3o

10:33 <Golden> Fair

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11:08 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Morning Discussion #2493 [ https://tinyurl.com/y3lyugg3 ]

11:30 * Dappled is here.

11:35 <Tiffany> Hi dappled

11:35 * Dappled waves.

11:36 * Lumindia flops onto Dappled

11:36 * Dappled hugs Lumindia.

11:36 <Lumindia> one more day

11:36 * Lumindia vibrates a bit

11:37 <Lumindia> then we go the way of Princess Luna

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12:08 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Comic: Boyfriend Material / Clones 1.1 / Vampire Hunter 3 / Movie Slate: Conditioners and Conditions / Filly Labor [ https://tinyurl.com/y4cddtxj ]

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14:09 * uni nibbles on a pone

15:01 * Finwe nibbles on AppleDash.

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16:08 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Makenshi: FoE Music: PSFMer - Vault [Drum & Bass] [ https://tinyurl.com/y4rbdo74 ]

16:20 *** Pony_83657 is now known as Cepheid

17:08 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Izzy Appreciation Day - Halfway Point Warning! [ https://tinyurl.com/yybk3crg ]

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17:12 <uni> hmph why must I be inconveniently tall

17:14 <Librarian> thtas new

17:14 <Librarian> how tall are you?

17:15 <uni> tall enough that I can't swing a shinai in my room

17:15 * uni poooouts

17:16 <uni> it hits the ceiling

17:17 <Librarian> ahh

17:17 <Librarian> roof?

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17:18 <uni> I don't think I have roof access

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17:20 <Librarian> its not that you are tal, its tht most houses are not made to account for swords

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17:20 <Librarian> i should be getting a mek gun any minute now

17:20 <uni> ooh nice!

17:20 <uni> in the post?

17:20 <Librarian> amazon

17:21 <uni> also if I was like maybe 10cm shorter it would be enough

17:21 * uni pooooouuuts

17:21 <Librarian> mexican ost is bad

17:21 <uni> I wanna be shorter

17:21 <uni> but yeah

17:21 <uni> post as in like uh

17:21 <uni> delivery-ed

17:21 <Librarian> yeah

17:21 <Librarian> i gotten a very propa set of orks this past weeks

17:22 <Librarian> im makling a form of ork convience store for kicks

17:24 <Librarian> im sleepy. the puppy came to my bed, woke me up and wiggled herself in so i didnt get full sleep

17:28 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Another Giant Pile of My Little Pony:  A New Generation Concept Art From Rhemrev [ https://tinyurl.com/y2474w27 ]

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17:52 <nightwind> hi

17:54 <Schism> whaaaaaa https://twitter.com/ChrisJacksonSC/status/1466168047157366786

17:54 * Schism also bwar, and offers nightwind a hug. She takes her girlpills.

17:55 * nightwind Hugs Schism

17:56 <nightwind> what was their plan if that fell int he water

17:56 <Schism> P...lan?

17:59 <nightwind> lol

18:01 <Schism> sigh.  gamers.  "Female character models in Halo: Infinite should be more feminine!"  She's wearing power armor you idiots.

18:01 <nightwind> LOL

18:01 <nightwind> they expect the female model to have bigger tits

18:02 <Schism> Then again, these are the people who expected Aloy in HZD to be more svelte.  

18:11 <nightwind> lol

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18:48 <Schism> "These new-fangled neopronouns are too complicated." "Shi/hir's been in use for decades, you know--" "TOO COMPLICATED now let me explain the 35 variants of male"

18:48 * nightwind flops

18:48 * Schism places a Monster with a straw in front of nightwind.

18:48 * nightwind looks up at schism

18:48 <Librarian> i kinda agree on the complicated bit

18:49 <Librarian> its just a matter of getting used to them

18:49 <Schism> Well, yes, but no more complex than many other things, and a great deal less so.

18:49 <Librarian> yep

18:50 <Librarian> no ali?

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18:51 <Schism> Dunno... hope she's okay.

18:52 <Librarian95> !log

18:52 <Librarian95> how did you summon the log?

18:52 <Schism> Normally that's how it's done, though I'll note, Unixkitty's logs have been mostly disabled for a while.

18:53 <Schism> Still!  https://unixkitty.com/logs/EquestriaDaily/index.html

18:53 <Librarian95> umm

18:54 <Schism> There was a period where they weren't around!

18:54 <Librarian95> !seen ali

18:54 <DerpyBot> Librarian95: The last time I saw ali was 2021-12-01 08:25:08 UTC

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18:55 *** Librarian95 is now known as Librarian

18:55 <Librarian> we need to send an ali taskforce

18:58 <nightwind> wow i just saw a weird spelling of a name

18:59 <nightwind> Tony can apparently be spelled Pthoughneigh

18:59 * Schism offers nightwind a delicious ghoti sandwich.

18:59 <Librarian> lunaaaa

18:59 <nightwind> whats up

18:59 <Librarian> im running a free book promotion tomoroow

18:59 <Librarian> you can get my book free

18:59 <Librarian> owo

19:00 <Librarian> the let me do that every so often

19:01 <nightwind> oooh ok

19:02 <Librarian> https://www.amazon.com/-/es/Jose-Moreno-ebook/dp/B083ZM57HZ

19:02 <Librarian> save that for tommorow

19:04 <Schism> <Mae Dean> The worst Zelda game was Majora's Mask.  <Everyone else> *KA-BLOCK* (but just kidding)

19:06 <Schism> Hehe.  https://twitter.com/assumptionprime/header_photo - Well, this is definitely a cute header.

19:07 <Librarian> owo

19:07 <Librarian> majora is good

19:07 <Librarian> stupid mask still freaks me out

19:07 <Librarian> the eyes scare me

19:10 <Schism> Bwahaha.  Those feminine urges.  https://twitter.com/Chyron_HR/status/1466470878317797382

19:21 <nightwind> blah im gonna go for a bit dysphoria sucks

19:24 <Librarian> see ya in a bit

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19:50 <Schism> Yesterday: "So, Jennifer, you're going to have 5 hours of offline case work time today."  Today: "Oh, sooooorrry, all the offline casework is cancelled."

19:50 <Schism> tomorrow*

19:51 <Schism> I'd be more upset if I didn't know this exact thing would happen.

20:08 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Drawfriend Stuff (Pony Art Gallery) #3888 [ https://tinyurl.com/y4bh3uh8 ]

20:19 <Cepheid> I spent my day in nausea from food poisoning.  Blegh.

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20:29 <Schism> Cepheid: Ugh, I hate when that happens...

20:29 * Schism takes one moment to stretch when she's in 'meeting' (post-coaching, that is).

20:33 <Finwe> o3o

20:33 <Finwe> Good evening, everypony!

20:34 <Finwe> Mlles Schism and Tiffany; Messrs AppleDash, Cepheid, Librarian, Lumindia and uni.

20:34 <Finwe> Mrs nightwind.

20:34 * Finwe doffs his hat.

20:37 <Finwe> My lager beer seems to be fermenting nicely.

20:38 <Schism> "Oh, they send those promo codes out as a batch job." "HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS" "I might not be the smartest girl, but systems analysis is my thing."

20:38 <Finwe> Time to get home. See you a bit later, everypony.

20:38 * Finwe flies off.

20:39 * Lumindia flops onto Schism, grumping audibly

20:53 <Cepheid> Seathe the Scaleless down.  Though I have no idea how I was meant to do it on my own with the damage I was outputting.

20:59 * uni nibbles on Finwe

21:08 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: New G5 Pony Toy Sets Revealed - Princess Petals Royal Room Reveal  / Colorful Play Lanterns Sunny Starscout [ https://tinyurl.com/y5tyasvz ]

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21:26 <Schism> "$110?  That sounds like [model]." "... how?!" "Let me tell you, my friend.  TRADITION!...wait, no, it's just experience."

21:34 * Dappled floops.

21:35 <Cepheid> Oh my gods I didn't use that bonfire.  I just lost 70,000 souls by staying near it in the hopes that when the invader killed me, I'd respawn there.

21:36 <Tiffany> 104 unread

21:36 <Tiffany> Good morning ponies

21:39 <Cepheid> Oh thank the gods I got the souls back.

21:51 * Finwe counter-noms on uni.

21:54 * uni squeakies and latches on to Finwe's tail

21:54 <uni> how's life?

21:56 <Librarian> still no ali?

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22:06 <PinkieShy> What happened to Ali??

22:08 <Finwe> No idea.

22:09 <Finwe> She has been away for a couple of days.

22:09 <Finwe> !seen Ali

22:09 <DerpyBot> Finwe: The last time I saw Ali was 2021-12-01 08:25:08 UTC

22:10 <PinkieShy> :(

22:15 <Cepheid> There are a distressing number of bloodstains at the start of Dark Souls 2.

22:16 <PinkieShy> I have dark souls game on my xbox one..

22:16 <PinkieShy> Played it only once but didn't get past the beginning.. didn't know what to do and found it confusing

22:16 <PinkieShy> Haen't tried it again since..

22:17 <PinkieShy> Just a boring game.

22:17 <Finwe> I only have Dark Souls 3.

22:18 <PinkieShy> Now call of duty games are fun

22:18 <PinkieShy> I can lose myself in those games lol

22:20 <Finwe> PinkieShy: I made it to the first boss in DS3. After having been obliterated by him about 30 times in a row I just quit and haven't played the game since then.

22:24 <Dappled> Why is it distressing, Cepheid. It's traditional.

22:28 <Cepheid> Because there's hundreds of them.

22:28 <Cepheid> And it's the beginning of the game.

22:32 <Cepheid> https://i.imgur.com/8Bw2ndl.jpg A small smattering of them.  I don't know why there are so many here.

22:34 * Dappled knows why, Cepheid.

22:34 <Dappled> There is a weapon in the game. That you can stab yourself with. So on new game plus, it's traditional to kill yourself there to freak out new players.

22:35 <Cepheid> ... o3o;

22:35 <Cepheid> That explains all the bloodstains in the cave.

22:36 <Dappled> People do the same thing in the "real world" workshop in bloodborne.

22:37 <Cepheid> People are weird.

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23:05 * Lumindia awakens from a nap

23:05 <Lumindia> Any of y'all ever try CBD?

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23:08 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Drawfriend - Equestria Girls / Anthro MLP Art Gallery #346 [ https://tinyurl.com/yyjz3pyn ]

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23:21 <Librarian> aliiiiii

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23:28 *** ChanServ sets mode: +qo Ali Ali

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23:29 <DerpyBot> *derp*

23:29 * nightwind hugs Ali

23:30 * Ali squeaks and leans into hug

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23:31 * Lumindia hugs Ali as well

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23:33 <Librarian> ALI!

23:33 * Librarian hugs al !

23:33 * Ali squeak

23:33 <Librarian> ali ali ali

23:33 <Librarian> i missed you owo

23:34 <Librarian> where were you?

23:35 * Ali got ha ha surprise concert and you're the driver

23:35 <Librarian> ahh

23:35 * nightwind hugs Ali gently from behind

23:36 <Librarian> was it at least good?

23:38 <Ali> It was fine, my poor ears are a bit destroyed but I'll live.

23:41 <Librarian> right

23:41 <Librarian> concert of who?

23:46 <Ali> You wouldn't know them

23:47 <Librarian> ohh

23:47 <Librarian> weird band name

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