Log archive of EquestriaDaily for Sunday, 2021-12-12

00:00 <nightwind> chase the only thing i know not to like about him so far is that he was dating a teenager

00:00 <Schism> At last I will say that Fara remains awesome throughout.

00:00 <Schism> least*

00:02 <nightwind> lol

00:02 <nightwind> oh yep just found a reason to hate chase

00:02 <nightwind> v_v

00:06 <Schism> Meantime, Heather and Ky are great.

00:15 * Ali flops inot the corner

00:16 * nightwind hugs Ali

00:16 * Schism offers the Ali some pancakes with strawberry jam.

00:17 * Ali passes on the food and just sulks a bit in the corner of lonely.

00:17 <nightwind> welp i forgot to pull anything out for dinner so i guess im making eggs on toast with hollandaise sause

00:18 <Schism> Is a fine enough meal, but do you also have sausage, and perhaps English muffins instead of toast?  <.< >.>

00:18 <nightwind> sausage is frozen

00:18 * Schism jokes, of course. Knows that eggs benedict is a bit rich.

00:18 <nightwind> no to the muffins

00:29 <Cepheid> https://i.imgur.com/MF8vps3.png I know there are long wait queues, but this seems a bit much.

00:29 <Schism> Not as much as it seems...

00:30 <Cepheid> I'm thinking I'll be waiting for a few weeks before I can get into it.

00:31 <Schism> I've still got to finish up a goodly amount of the post-ShB story.

00:31 <Cepheid> I have to START Shadowbringers.

00:32 <Cepheid> I think I already have, actually.  I'm waiting to get a dungeon done.

00:32 <Schism> I may well be able to assist you there.  Planning to mainclass WHM or MNK?

00:33 <nightwind> i wonder what the wait on my old server would be

00:34 <Schism> If you're on the first ShB dungeon, then a quick review of what was going on: Alphinaud met you over in Kholusia in order to investigate what was going on with Eulmore and the villages around, while you met with Alisaie in Amh Araeng -- I can never spell it right -- to help investigate a Sin Eater, which ended ... poorly.

00:38 <nightwind> you know Schism, even after 5 years there are some things i still do like a boy without thinking

00:38 *** Quits: Taoki (MirceaKitsu@Pony-sme.fv9.240.188.IP) (Quit: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/mircea/)

00:38 <Schism> I know the feel.  XD

00:38 <nightwind> I was hot and i wasnt thinking and just ripped my sweatshirt off in the middle of the living room

00:39 <Schism> We're always going to have some things embedded so deep that they'd take a pickaxe to dig out of our psyches.

00:39 <nightwind> with nothing underneith the sweatshirt

00:39 *** Joins: Shadowed (IceChat77@Pony-9gn4gl.ok.cox.net)

00:39 <Schism> So? Some girls go topless when they're too warm.

00:39 * Schism is getting a bit more careful about not taking off her top near an open window now that, you know, she has boobs.

00:40 * Shadowed quietly jellies.

00:40 <nightwind> would you do it with your brother in the room?

00:40 <nightwind> cuz thats what i just did

00:40 <nightwind> see the issue now?

00:41 <Schism> Nah, but in honesty, that's because he'd be more upset by it than I would.  I have, however, taken to wearing a towel across my top as opposed to my waist. elsewhere.

00:41 <Schism> Cepheid: 3,281 -- that doesn't seem to be moving very fast.

00:41 <nightwind> see the issue now?

00:41 <nightwind> I mean you have seen at least one picture so you know i actually have SOMETHING up top, and my brother just got to see them LOL

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00:42 <nightwind> lol

00:42 <Schism> Yeah, I know, I know.  (Mine are basically A-cups now...)

00:43 <nightwind> and mine are a large A to a mid B depending on the day

00:43 <Schism> Perhaps I should play a bit of Pokemon while I wait for this queue to pop.  XD  I've beaten the third gym, I'm sure the Elite Four will be completed before I get into the world.

00:44 <nightwind> lol are queue really that bad, ive never seen more than 20 people on FFXIV

00:44 <nightwind> worst queue ive seen recently is new world

00:45 <Schism> It's down to 3,131 people in queue on my end now.

00:47 * Schism sighs at that bit where Rain made a profile. "Yup. After coming out, absolutely made a female Mii."

00:48 * Schism also snickers at Rain telling Ky, "But I won't have periods."

00:49 <Schism> Some of us do~

00:50 <Schism> (I'm jealous that Jocelyn doesn't get them.  Or if she does, they're mild.)

00:50 <nightwind> oh god yeah and they get worse with P

00:50 *** Joins: Angeline (Scootaloo@I.Will.Fly.Higher)

00:51 <nightwind> also thanks for reminding me to check my tracker app, i should be hitting mine in the next few days v_v

00:51 <Schism> Oh good, something to look forward to... on both sides.  x.x  At least it won't catch you by surprise.

00:52 * Shadowed waves to Angeline. Started Skin Game yesterday.

00:52 <nightwind> Shadowed can i ask why you jellied earlier?

00:52 * Angeline mlems Shadowed.

00:52 <Angeline> What'd you think of Harry's first day on the new job?

00:52 * Shadowed wishes for the gender fluid.

00:53 <Shadowed> Poor guy just goes through so much.

00:53 * Schism hugs the Shadowed, and puts her in a skirt.

00:53 * Shadowed goes spinny.

00:53 * Schism pats though. "Estrogen or no, you're a girl!"

00:54 <Schism> Also, poor Harry.  At least he gets to bond with Demonsreach and practice his PARKOUR!

00:55 * Shadowed 's really curious to see how Molly and Harry's relationship changes when they reunite.

00:55 <nightwind> yeah you dont need the titty skittles, the girl juice or even the antiboyotics to make you not a girl

00:55 * Shadowed wants them though.

00:56 * nightwind hugs Shadowed

00:56 * Shadowed hugs.

00:56 <nightwind> you will get them soon enough

00:56 <Schism> It always feels like too far away, but it'll happen.

00:56 * Shadowed has to make the effort though.

00:56 <Schism> It can be frustrating, but the effort really is worth it.

00:57 * Schism found it also helped her in another fashion -- she's not had a cigarette in nine months~

00:57 <nightwind> the effort is super hard

00:57 <nightwind> see i can quit smoking any time i want, but as soon as stress hits me i start again

00:58 <nightwind> after this carton of ciggies is gone i am planning to not smoke till new years

00:58 <nightwind> at least

00:58 * Schism rereads a bit more of Rain. Gets to the point where Fara meets Jessica.

00:59 <Schism> Cepheid: Gotta admit, the Mogstation update for Endwalker is quite a nice change.

01:00 <Schism> Shadowed: "The short version is that things have been pretty complicated, and she gets discouraged easily when things don't go the way she expects."  This isn't familiar at aaaaaalll.

01:01 <nightwind> Schism i just hit the point where rain keeps running into the january girl and all i can say is THANK GOD hormones killed that ability for me LOL

01:02 <Shadowed> This is true.

01:03 <nightwind> LOL

01:04 <Schism> @nightwind, I shan't deny that hormones haven't gotten the whole 'omg she's hot' bit out of my system, though I am quite glad that it's no longer, ah... running rampant, let's say.

01:05 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Fanfiction Updates - December 12th  [ https://tinyurl.com/y4wunelu ]

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01:06 <nightwind> I wasnt even talking about the OMG shes hot, im talking more of the....random interuptions

01:07 <Schism> I know, I know.

01:08 <Schism> 2,583 left in the queue.

01:08 <nightwind> lol

01:11 <Lumindia> so my food finally got here

01:12 <nightwind> LMFAO Schism, i just hit rain and rudy breaking up

01:12 * Schism noms upon Lumindia's knights bread.

01:12 <Lumindia> apparently drivers have trouble finding my apartment complex because GPS are butts

01:12 * Lumindia shares some General Tso's chicken

01:12 <Schism> Lumindia, eee.  I had some earlier.  Evidently I inspired you on that.  :p

01:12 <Lumindia> hah

01:12 * Schism has General Tso's, and she has orange chicken, and she has shrimp lo mein.

01:13 <Lumindia> I wanted that pizza emote, so I decided to treat my roommates to asian food

01:13 <Lumindia> total ended up being 69 dollars

01:13 <Schism> Nice.

01:13 <nightwind> nice

01:13 <Lumindia> nice

01:13 <Schism> Oh, yeah.  DoorDash isn't around these parts, so.  :p

01:13 <Lumindia> grubhub, but yeah

01:13 <Schism> Er, either way.  US thing, not Canadia.

01:13 * Schism /wellbread

01:14 <nightwind> see ican order from any of the food delivery apps but the drivers always drive past my driveway

01:14 <nightwind> then 30 minutes later call me like "i cant find your house, the GPS brings me to the opening of a forest

01:15 <Schism> Weirdness.

01:16 <nightwind> being fair my drive way is a 800m dirt road that leads into the woods pretty much

01:17 <Lumindia> my apartment complex is nestled behind a cemetary

01:17 <Lumindia> neighbors aren't much for conversation as you'd imagine. :P

01:17 <Schism> My apartment building is right next to a cemetary too.  o3o  

01:17 <nightwind> i just live in the woods LOL

01:17 <Lumindia> if you weren't in canada I'd ask what number you lived in so I could come say hi. xD

01:17 <Schism> Every couple of months I get to walk past the scene of a very loud murder!

01:18 * Schism points at a giant flock of ravens.

01:18 <Schism> (Well, crows.)

01:18 <nightwind> boring, im a crow left of the murder

01:19 <Schism> It's a murder of crows, but it's an unkindness of ravens.  And a blessing of unicorns, a clowder of cats, and a skulk of foxen.

01:20 * Lumindia places a carbuncle on Schism's head

01:20 <Lumindia> ' w'

01:20 <nightwind> god im gonna have to start playing FFXIV again and force my way through all the expansion packs arent i

01:21 <nightwind> when i stopped playing i was level 64 at the end of the ARR 2.0 quests

01:22 <Schism> Sheesh.  Well, you've got some really good times ahead, to be honest.  Heavensward has some of the best story in the game.  Though I will note you'll probably want to see about getting some other classes up to snuff as you slog through ARR 2.1+.

01:22 <Lumindia> I'd wait a couple of weeks for the queues to die down if you're gonna start playing again

01:22 <Lumindia> queues are complete ASS if it's not the wee hours of the morning

01:22 <Schism> Yeah, queue times right now are.... that.

01:22 <Lumindia> from 5 AM EST to about 9:30 AM EST they're pretty quick

01:22 <nightwind> Ehhh ill keep working on new world for now then

01:22 <Lumindia> but then after that they get BAD

01:23 <nightwind> im also probably on a different server than all of you too

01:23 <Lumindia> like, 5-6k at super peak hours

01:23 <nightwind> but yeah i should probably try something that isnt bard

01:23 <Lumindia> our party leader for one of the new extremes disconnected after we went to reset instance

01:23 <Lumindia> we promptly disbanded because we knew he wasn't coming back

01:23 <nightwind> my old crew just slowly fell apart

01:24 <Lumindia> (I joined a blind prog party after having cleared the fight. They specifically requested not to be given advice unless they asked)

01:24 <Schism> nightwind, oh, Bard is great anyway, but poking at other classes is always worthwhile just to see what other playstyles appeal.  I still love MNK.

01:24 <Lumindia> (I just sat in the corner and pepelaughed my way through)

01:24 <Lumindia> new summoner is amazing to play

01:24 <Schism> Healers and tanks, of course, instapop.

01:24 <Lumindia> and reaper is pretty fun as well

01:24 <Lumindia> Healers not that much these days

01:24 <Lumindia> because sage

01:24 <Schism> Oh, right.  Still.

01:24 <Lumindia> there's a few people willing to literally hire tanks to help them with queue times

01:25 <nightwind> im not sure if i will get the new expansion right away, ill probably wait till GMG has it on sale

01:25 <Lumindia> Honestly I don't care about instance queue times because I have things to level again

01:25 <Lumindia> Crafters and Gatherers

01:25 <Schism> Hm, I'm glad my overlay tool still works with Endwalker.  GShade = <3.

01:25 <Schism> oh gods

01:25 <Lumindia> +_+

01:25 <Lumindia> I have reason to play again

01:26 <Schism> nightwind: If you do play again and your computer's not a complete potato, I suggest installing the GShade plugin and messing about with it, because it makes the game so much prettier.

01:26 <Lumindia> the month or two before endwalker came out I was forcing myself on so I could do extremes and stockpile the crafting mats

01:26 <nightwind> last quest i was doing before i stopped because of some INTENSE depression in july was an instanced queue and i waited like 2 hours for it to load up and i never hit a party

01:27 <Lumindia> My stockpile: 8 Susano blades, 1 Titania wing, 11 ruby plating, 12 platings of light, 8 emerald plating, and 1 diamond plating

01:27 <Schism> Yerk.  Times like those, I wouldn't mind helping you out with that.

01:27 <Lumindia> plus 17 diamond weapons I can desynth now

01:27 <Lumindia> I'm going to make so much money when the crafted weapons come out

01:28 <Lumindia> my three mains didn't change that much at all

01:28 <Lumindia> red mage, warrior, and white mage

01:28 <Schism> Not sure how MNK is going to change.  WHM and WAR are my other two mains.

01:28 <Lumindia> WAR is still busted with self sustain

01:28 <Lumindia> as it should be

01:28 <Schism> I did manage to get SMN/SCH up to 80 but I don't really do pet classes.

01:29 * Schism is casual. Pones know this.

01:29 <Lumindia> SMN isn't really a pet job anymore

01:29 <Lumindia> it's more like an actual summoner from older FF games

01:29 <nightwind> i think i was on the snowcloak quest

01:29 <Lumindia> where you summon the thing, it does a thing, and it vanishes. Main thing is that it 'imbues' a couple of your attacks with that element

01:29 <Schism> Oh, Snowcloak is fun.

01:29 <Lumindia> Snowcloak is ZZZZZZ

01:29 <Lumindia> that music

01:30 <Schism> C'mon, the Yeti fight is great!

01:30 <nightwind> it may have been keeper of the lake tho

01:30 <Lumindia> the fights are fun, but the music...

01:30 <Lumindia> frickin' puts me to sleep

01:30 <Schism> Okay, true.  X3

01:30 <Schism> The Keeper of the Lake is fantastic, at least.

01:30 <nightwind> i know i finished malestrom

01:30 <Lumindia> '-'

01:30 <Lumindia> no, that fruiit is too low hanging, even for me

01:30 <Schism> Ugh, that island.  Now the ISLAND I hate.

01:31 <Lumindia> hullbreaker?

01:31 <nightwind> i just know i have always been over leveled

01:31 <Lumindia> normal mode can die in a fire

01:31 <Schism> Yeah.  If only because I ran it like 60,000 times JUST to get that damned minion.

01:31 <Lumindia> hard mode in Heavensward, though, I love

01:31 <Lumindia> if only because Maelstrom lore

01:31 <Schism> Oh, Hullbreaker 2 isn't bad at all.

01:31 <Lumindia> like 'you cleared out the island of baddies and such, we're gonna turn it into a trianing ground for new recruits'

01:32 <Schism> I loved those hard mode variants.

01:32 <Lumindia> at that point in RP!Yuujin's backstory, he wasn't quite advanced through the ranks, but he was no recruit, so he was tasked with helping to get the thing set up

01:34 <Schism> I like that!  Creh was a part of the Flames, so perhaps she was responsible for helping set up Halitali (Hard).  (Right now she's in the Maelstrom too.)

01:37 <Schism> Anyway, nightwind, there is one thing you may wish to keep in mind, and it's this: when others join you for your first expedition through a new dungeon, everyone gets 100 Allagan Tomestones of Poetics.

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01:37 <Schism> This is a viable incentive to get people to join you in such things as the hard mode ARR dungeons, as well as the earlier raid quests.

01:38 <Lumindia> hell, people are willing to sit through coils for easy tomestones

01:38 <Lumindia> just advertise f'irst time bonus and boom

01:38 <Schism> And with the release of a new expansion pack, Poetics are used to get the highest-level gear from the previous expansion.

01:38 <Schism> Well.

01:38 <Schism> Penultimate gear.  You know.

01:38 <Lumindia> you like bloodborne? That's what Cryptlurker gear looks like

01:39 <Schism> Just don't expect to have too much fun playing through them under those circumstances.  It'll be a rush, meaning that mechanics are for cars.

01:40 <Schism> SOP is just to turn off dungeon syncing and watch as everything evaporates before a rain of Dia.

01:41 <nightwind> turn off dungeon syncing and let me buff you

01:41 <Schism> If you're looking to just clear stuff to move on, though, that'll do it.

01:41 <Schism> And ARR 2.1+ is... not that fun.  (Though you get to be introduced to Hildibrand, the best NPC ever.)

01:42 <Lumindia> anything that's in a roulette I advise you do synced your first time through

01:42 <nightwind> yeah i remember hearing the 2.x MSQ is almost as bad as ARR MSQ

01:42 <Schism> Hey, hey Lumindia, guess what I got when the queue was halfway dead.

01:43 <Schism> "The lobby server has encountered an error."

01:43 <Schism> 1,606 remain...

01:43 <nightwind> LOL

01:44 <Schism> No, ARR MSQ at least had a bit of motion forward at every point in the story.  Maybe it was only a little, but it was _something._

01:44 <Schism> In 2.x, well...

01:44 * Schism intones to Lumindia, "Pray Return to the Waking Sands."

01:45 <Schism> Even that bit in 2.0 where you had to drag corpses to a cart had a genuine reasoning behind it.

01:48 <Schism> Sheesh.  I've been to Six Flags during a Texas July, and the queue wasn't quite so unbearable as this.

01:48 <nightwind> lol

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01:58 <nightwind> I just got to the part of this comic where they are talking about prom, it reminds me that i never went to prom

01:58 <nightwind> me and my ex best friend went glow bowling that night

01:59 <nightwind> then again i was a bit of an outcast in school

01:59 <Schism> Probably more enjoyable than going out to a giant party.

01:59 <Schism> gasp of shock.  You, too, were an outcast in school for being peculiar and also goth?  I AM SURPRISED

02:00 <nightwind> Feminine goth dude with a neckbeard...i had everyone lining up to bring me to prom *rolls eyes* LOL

02:00 <Schism> Might as well go bowling, then.  X3

02:00 <nightwind> i mean 20 bucks let us bowl for 5 hours

02:00 <nightwind> seems like a better deal than paying for prom tickets, and things for a date, and a tux

02:01 <nightwind> let me tell you the tux would have clashed with the cat collar i wore back then LOL

02:01 <Schism> Least of all if you're not going to be having fun at the prom due to... well, amongst other things, the fact that you'd have to spend several hours, in a tux, amongst people who treat you with disdain, IN A CROWDED ENVIRONMENT...

02:02 <nightwind> the fact that i was pretty aromantic back then certainly didnt help

02:02 <nightwind> had a couple one night stands in HS but like nothing was ever serious

02:02 <Schism> Well, proper romance depends in part upon you seeing _yourself_ with someone else in the future, soooo...

02:03 <nightwind> I slept with my friends sisters friends cousin during a game of truth or dare, and i slept with my best friends baby mama in HS but like meh whatever

02:03 <nightwind> i never really cared about that stuff

02:04 <Schism> Not all that important when it wasn't really you, eh.

02:04 <nightwind> exactly

02:05 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Nightly Discussion #2707 [ https://tinyurl.com/y244xxpn ]

02:05 <nightwind> of course now i am just a complete flirt with anyone with a pluse

02:06 <nightwind> the glory of transitioning right?

02:06 <Schism> Well, if you're that comfortable with yourself, there you go.  :p

02:06 * Schism slumps against nightwind's side and just nestles up.

02:07 <Schism> Yay, fewer than a thousand in the queue.

02:08 * nightwind snuggles up with Schism "You are cute"

02:10 * Schism grumps, she's not feeling cute right now. In the meantime, though, she does return the snuggles.

02:10 * nightwind kisses schism softly "you gotta be cute i only kiss cute folks"

02:11 * Schism rumbles, and kisses back, then just rests her head on nightwind's shoulder. "Hush." She also points nightwind towards Ali.

02:12 * nightwind laughs softly and rubs the vixen's back "yep I kiss Ali too"

02:12 * Schism just sighs, and tries to relax. S'hard!

02:13 <nightwind> maybe you will be in FFXIV in the next 60 minutes LOL

02:13 <Schism> 789 remain in the queue.  For now.

02:13 <Schism> No guarantees on whether or not the queue will disappear before the server decides to crash again.

02:14 <nightwind> oh dont worry you will get in THEN the server will crash, happened to me all the time on the crystal data center

02:15 <Schism> How appropriate, as Crystal is indeed the data center on which I reside.

02:15 *** Crimson_Ta1l is now known as Crimson_Tail

02:15 * Schism is on Coeurl. Because cat.

02:15 <Schism> Cepheid, too.

02:16 <nightwind> my old crew used to run on Crystal...the one with a Z name

02:16 <Schism> Oh, Zalera is still there.

02:17 * Schism contemplates taking some orange chicken from the fridge...

02:17 * Schism also resolves not to share it with nightwind, mu-ha-ha-ha. (Okay, some of it.)

02:24 <nightwind> Schism dont even lie you would share with me cuz you love me, how can you not love this adorable goth girl

02:24 <nightwind> :-p

02:25 <nightwind> Im so cute and lovable

02:25 <nightwind> becides if you dont love me ill put a collar on you and tie the fox up to a pole and abandon her XD JP JP

02:27 <nightwind> although that would be an easy way for me to get some of that orange chicken...so maybe

02:27 <nightwind> :-p

02:28 * Schism whines. But she knows she would share with nightwind, tis true. Just because the nightwind is cute and sexy, that's all.

02:29 <nightwind> I am cute but i am FAR from sexy

02:30 * Schism pokes nightwind in the boob, but gently.

02:31 <Schism> hmm.  Might need to go up to 6mg/day on the e before too much longer.

02:31 * nightwind looks around...temped to drag Schism off to a private chat...but decides to behave....for now

02:31 * Schism shakes her head, just rests her head on nightwind's lap, that's all.

02:34 * nightwind pets the Schism "you cant just poke my boob and not expect me to drag you off to private to give you crap about it...you know me by now...i give you shit sometimes

02:34 <Schism> It was a light nudge!

02:35 <nightwind> a poke is a poke is a poke

02:35 * Schism only has 59 left in the FFXIV queue anyway.

02:35 <nightwind> Wooo you might be in in the next 5 mibutes

02:35 <nightwind> Schism have you really not learned yet that I like giving people hell when i like them?

02:36 * Schism giggles and nips nightwind's ear. "I know, but I'm a brat."

02:36 <Schism> Don't worry, I do like you too, you know this well.

02:36 <Schism> "Players in queue: 1" ... game.

02:36 <Schism> Game, really.

02:37 <nightwind> yeahhhh you are a brat....ill deal with the brat after she finishes her game

02:37 <Schism> This brat might be on the game until 5 AM.

02:37 <nightwind> hopefully the server doesnt fuck you over

02:37 <nightwind> then ill deal with the brat tomorrow when we finally watch that movie together

02:38 <nightwind> because ive waited for 2 days now

02:40 <Schism> Okay, okay.  A part of why I wanted to log in was just to refresh my house.

02:40 <Cepheid> Didn't they halt expirations for a while?

02:40 <Schism> Yeah, but I don't want to leave it to chance.

02:41 <Cepheid> Fair enough.

02:42 <Schism> Diurnal Sect and Nocturnal Sect removed...

02:44 * Schism just registers for MSQ roulette. Seems a good way to get back into things.

02:45 <Schism> Especially in AST form.  https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/572679354228670465/919419736457084938/unknown.png

02:46 <Schism> Well, or this.  https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/572679354228670465/919419867147431946/unknown.png

02:48 <nightwind> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/837043523243999253/919420151030501376/Screenshot_42.png

02:48 <nightwind> there is my old character

02:48 <nightwind> the one on the right

02:48 <Schism> Still a very nice look!  

02:49 <nightwind> thats all my old raiding party except for one...who i used to date...

02:49 <nightwind> i kinda cut her out of the picture

02:49 <Schism> But just for my AST... https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/890374373477851197/919420691298795590/unknown.png

02:50 <nightwind> ...is it bad that i cut my ex girlfriend's FFXIV character out of our raid group picture?

02:51 <Schism> Nah, if it was a bad breakup, that's understandable.

02:51 <Schism> Yay, Prae!

02:52 <nightwind> she broke up with me out of nowhere after spending a weekend with me and blazingstar, and then decided she wasnt transitioning any more

02:52 <nightwind> so yeah it was sloppy

02:54 <Schism> Yeeeeeeah.

03:00 <nightwind> eh it happens, its the past now and i am too cute to be upset about someone who cant figure out their gender or sexuality

03:01 <nightwind> Im cute, im lovable and I feel like i could get most people i want when i actually put effort into things, so i dont even care

03:02 <nightwind> i might sound like rainbow dash here, but im too awesome to care about that

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03:05 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Makenshi: Nightmare Moon Music: Corrosion - Hateful Night [Deathstep] [ https://tinyurl.com/yxwrhnpu ]

03:06 <Schism> I like how my character fits right in with her outfit.  <3

03:07 <Schism> This is a new song.

03:07 <Schism> Oh, no it's not.

03:07 <nightwind> lol

03:07 <Tiffany> Hi

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03:31 <nightwind> hi tiffany

03:37 <Schism> okay

03:37 <Schism> Sooooo, Nightwind, do you want to watch that movie?

03:37 <nightwind> right now? or tomorrow?

03:37 <nightwind> i thought you were gonna be on FF all night

03:38 <Schism> Tomorrow, as with the week, I'm going to be working from 3 PM to 12 midnight.  Tonight I'm ...

03:38 <nightwind> wide open

03:38 <Schism> Annoyed.  Let's go with annoyed.

03:38 * nightwind hugs

03:39 <Schism> Do you know a program called Parsec?

03:39 <nightwind> give me 10 minutes to grab a drink, move my laptop upstairs and get comfy

03:39 <nightwind> i know OF it

03:39 <Schism> Get it.  It'll let you watch the show alongside me.

03:39 <nightwind> downloading and installing

03:40 <Schism> That way I can just watch the show, as can you, and we can also talk to each other over Discord!  Meantime, I'm getting some items...

03:41 <nightwind> ok i gotta move upstairs and grab some stuff to monch and drink

03:41 <Schism> My home, BTW.  https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/890374373477851197/919433752659243008/unknown.png?width=986&height=475

03:42 <Schism> Rather, https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/890374373477851197/919433752659243008/unknown.png

03:44 <nightwind> Schism, fair warning, you are gonna hear boy voice, its almost 11 pm and i dont give enough of a fuck to go full girl mode right now, if thats not ok we dont have to voice chat, but i didnt want you to be unprepared for it

03:46 <nightwind> holding my full girl voice is still ALOT of effort for me

03:46 <Schism> I know the feel... it's okay!

03:46 <Schism> Also, one more downstairs.  This is what I want my basement to look like if I ever get a house with a basement.  https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/890374373477851197/919434946161016902/unknown.png?width=970&height=474

03:47 <nightwind> ok monch is gotten, laptop is plugged in, comfortable in bed, hormones are dissolving as we speak and parsec is installed and registered

03:48 <Tiffany> How are you nightwind?

03:48 <Schism> Okay, Parsec: I'm KaylaC#3850909.

03:48 <nightwind> i am quite well, how about yourself tiffany

03:48 <nightwind> friend request sent

03:49 <Schism> Received and accepted!

03:49 <nightwind> when you are ready call me and i will hit connect

03:49 <Tiffany> I'm fine too

03:50 <nightwind> no wonder im so hot its 60f out

03:50 <nightwind> this rubberbanding temperature can stop any time now

03:50 <Schism> Let's give it a go...!

03:50 <Schism> https://parsec.gg/g/1jBGVNSFaT3UpKL6eO6PxsSbg1k/e6bb6f98/

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05:33 <Schism> That was fun.  Nightwind and I got to watch Bit, a vampire movie which turned out to be very silly in some ways and rather nice in others.

05:34 <nightwind> it was fun, a little cheesy but not overly so

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05:35 <Schism> Cheesy enough, in the end.  <3

05:36 * Schism playfully nibbles upon nightwind's neck.

05:47 * Finwe noms on one of Schism's tails.

05:49 * Ali flops back into her corner

05:50 * Schism flumps atop the Ali and snuggles her while she tries to get a good night's sleep.

05:50 <Schism> Oh.  It's past midnight.

05:50 * Ali nuu's, not tired

05:51 * Schism also takes her girlpills.

05:51 <nightwind> I told you it was after midnight when we hung up Schism

05:51 <nightwind> silly girl

05:52 <Schism> Yes, but I keep forgetting to take my stuffs...!

05:52 * nightwind kisses Schism's neck as a response to the nibbles

05:52 * Schism slides a slice or two of orange chicken, a bit of General Tso's, and some noodles, as well as lots of broccoli, over to nightwind.

05:52 <nightwind> i realized after we hung up i never took my night meds its gonna be a minute till i pass out

05:52 <Schism> That's why I'm taking them now.  X3

05:53 <nightwind> oh no I took girl pills before the movie

05:53 <Schism> Oh, the other stuffs.

05:53 <nightwind> yeah my anxiety meds, my anti depressant stuff like that

05:53 * Schism took them juuuust now. "Also we knew it was never going to be a great movie. And it wasn't, but that was so much fun."

05:53 <nightwind> It was fun <3

05:54 <nightwind> thank you for watching it with me, that was really nice

05:54 <nightwind> sorry you had to hear me sounding like that

05:54 * Schism nodnods, "Sometimes parsec is useful for that. And what do you mean? You sounded like a girl."

05:54 <Schism> Unless you're telling me that I didn't sound like a girl.  >.>

05:54 <nightwind> its nice of you to say that, that was boy voice though

05:55 <nightwind> no you sounded like a girl...*blushes* you actually have a really cute voice

05:55 * Schism facepalms into her desk. "I need lots more training to sound like a girl!"

05:56 <nightwind> Girl you sounded like a girl dont be so hard on yourself

05:56 <Schism> And your voice is still cute!

05:57 * Schism just rolls her way into a blanket burrito, winding up in nightwind's lap. "Nuu."

05:57 * nightwind bends down and kisses Schism softly on the forehead

05:57 * Schism just slumps and naps...

05:57 <nightwind> dont you Nuu me brat

05:57 <nightwind> lol sleep well

05:57 * Schism wiggles. "No, u!"

05:58 * nightwind lifts schism's head

05:58 <nightwind> Keep being a brat...ill kiss you...thats a threat and a promise

05:59 * Schism should just sleep then. But she snuggles up to nightwind.

05:59 <Schism> Still like that early bit.  "Rule 1: no men." "But--" "You seem alright to me."

06:00 <nightwind> LOL yeah that was great

06:00 <Schism> And I also like the enby who never speaks.  But moving on, see you tomorrow!

06:01 <nightwind> maybe next time i can host the movie, i have netflix, hulu, disney plus. paramount plus, hbo max

06:01 <nightwind> and i think a couple others

06:01 <Schism> Got lots here, so we have options.  :3

06:01 <nightwind> but yes, see you tomorrow, have a good night at work  if i dont wake up before you start

06:01 <Schism> Parsec is great for that sort of thing.  And take care!

06:01 * nightwind kisses schism anyway

06:02 <nightwind> night

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06:07 * Ali eeps and falls over.

06:09 * nightwind snuggles ali and kisses her nose

06:09 * Ali squeaks loudly and hides head

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06:33 * nightwind giggles softly

06:33 <nightwind> Yep I only kiss cute folks, so you are automatically cute Ali :-p

06:34 * Ali goes back to corner, not cute

06:41 * nightwind follows and snugs

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08:21 <ConfusionRift> Hello everypony.

08:22 * Schism flumps in for a moment. She wavies to Rifty. "'Bit' is more or less what we were expecting, some terrible acting, lesbian vampire romance, exactly zero surprises, and a satisfying comeuppance for a third-act villain." She then flumps out after sending an e-mail.

08:23 * ConfusionRift wavies back, and flops as well.

08:23 <Schism> In case you'd seen a trailer, it's alright, and all the badness is just in that schlocky, drive-in movie sense.

08:25 <ConfusionRift> Considering I got AdBlocker, skip stuff, and really don't go that many places anymore, it's not usual for me to catch trailers of stuff.

08:27 * ConfusionRift sees the trailer start. "Oh, a teen movie." And stops.

08:32 <ConfusionRift> Okay okay. I gave it a bit more of a break, but... no... it gives me this weird Twilight vibes. Oh, and I don't mean smart alicorn.

08:38 <ConfusionRift> Oh, and don't have any streaming services, so watching movies has been delegated to... (dun dun DUUUUN) ...to DVD. (gasp)

08:38 <ConfusionRift> And whatever's on YT.

08:41 * Schism takes a moment to wake up again. "Oh, that's fair. It's B-movie schlock, no question, and might not have been worth renting instead of torrenting, but nightwind and I had fun watching it, so that's what matters."

08:41 * ConfusionRift thumbs up. "Does look perfect for riffin'."

08:42 <Schism> Oh, we had fun joking about which of the bit parts would die next, and the main character is transfemme and well-done, so.

08:43 * Ali rolls around

08:43 * ConfusionRift rolls as well.

08:43 * Schism cinnamon rolls.

08:45 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Morning Discussion #2502 [ https://tinyurl.com/y4ygdju7 ]

08:45 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: The Top 10 Pony Videos of November 2021 [ https://tinyurl.com/yxnopql3 ]

08:53 * ConfusionRift feels like playing somethin'.

08:53 <ConfusionRift> Might be Hades, or another attempt at Forza. Not sure.

09:29 <Schism> "Which immortality rituals would you like me to give you?" "All of them." "Okay, give me a bit to clear my schedule for the next two months..." "You can't be serious." "Every culture on the planet has at least one immortality ritual, usually three or more, of dubious provenance or otherwise.  I make a point of collecting them for laughs." "Just for laughs?" "Does the phrase 'dubious provenance' mean nothing to you?  Half the

09:29 <Schism> rituals involve killing yourself."

09:35 <ConfusionRift> Let me get this straight. You want me... to kill myself... to achieve immortality? | (looks through a little booklet) "Okay... let see... page 35... hmmmm mmhmmm mmmmmm yes." | Hmm, sure thing! But hey. How about we try something. You go first, and then I try it out.

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09:36 <ConfusionRift> Gotta make sure it works, right?

09:48 <ConfusionRift> ...sorry, got caught watching Top Gear. The old stuff, of course.

09:48 <ConfusionRift> Finally found a good place to watch it.

10:16 <somininin> Ancient stuff :D

10:16 <somininin> Grand tour is great.

10:18 <ConfusionRift> It is. Just that I haven't got the chance to check the new stuff... or find a place to view it.

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10:25 <somininin> i watch on bs.to

10:25 <somininin> should have english versions

10:27 <uni> I found a torrent way back

10:29 <ConfusionRift> Actually, this site that has Top Gear also has Grand Tour. :P

10:36 <uni> ooh nice!

10:40 <ConfusionRift> Screw it. To Forza!

10:56 <ConfusionRift> Huh... pretty dead in the game. Oh well. Less anxiety.

11:07 * ConfusionRift stares at Schism's drivitar.

11:32 * Lumindia awakens

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11:53 * Lumindia is pleased by this offering

11:53 * Lumindia noms the pasta instead

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13:23 * Schism looks at ConfusionRift. "What of my drivatar?"

13:23 * Schism also blinks. "Oh well."

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15:05 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Music: typewriter (Vylet Pony)  [ https://tinyurl.com/y6r6luyv ]

15:13 <Schism> Cepheid: Your mood for the day.  https://twitter.com/Queen_Demonia/status/1469793192308523009/photo/1

15:13 <Cepheid> Heh.

15:27 <Schism> Fox.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioxlKDOYOcM

15:29 <Cepheid> Looks nice.

15:29 <Schism> It does, I'm looking forward to playing it once it's out.

15:31 * Schism giggles at folks going, "Oh... yeah, the Matrix films are very trans, aren't they."

15:33 <Schism> From that moment Neo's on the ledge of the building and it's terrifying and they have the decision to either push forward in a leap of faith or turn back to 'safety', and I'm like, "Oh, go on, come out already, it's not as scary as it seems."

15:33 <Schism> (well, it is, but in a different way, but that's beside the point)

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16:21 <Cepheid> Of course.  Go AFK for a moment in Dark Souls II, get invaded.

16:21 <Schism> Typically.

16:22 * Schism sees a sticker: 'ghost in the #!/bin/sh'.

16:30 * Pony|16079 suspects pun.

16:33 <Schism> Something of one, yes.

16:33 <Cepheid> Took me 3 tries but I got that boss.,

16:56 <Cepheid> Aaand the place beyond, despite being my favourite area, I am not strong enough for.

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17:17 <Cepheid> Schism, the dungeon I'm due for is the Ghimlyt Dark in FF14.

17:20 <Schism> Oh!  Then you're not quite into Shadowbringers yet, that's the last one in Stormblood.

17:20 <Cepheid> Ah.

17:20 <Schism> I'm working semi-soon, but may be able to assist you tonight if you're up at that time.  Unfortunately, my schedule is so peculiar...

17:20 <Cepheid> I'd go do it, but I'm not sure I'd survive the run with my connection stuffs.

17:22 <Schism> Yeah, that concern is major... I hope they manage to get that fixed soon.  Have you contacted Rogers about it?

17:23 <Cepheid> Not yet.  Though it seems to have subsided.  The last episode was at 5 AM this morning.

17:24 * Schism nods, "Possibly due in part to the windstorms rolling through."

17:24 <Cepheid> Probably.

17:24 <Cepheid> Only one way to find out!

17:27 <Schism> Hee.  https://twitter.com/ann_arcana/status/1470067789549510665

17:35 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Animation: Snow Castle [ https://tinyurl.com/y4sgulnx ]

17:38 <Cepheid> Whelp, I survived Tamtara fully.

17:40 <Schism> Ah, good testing ground.

17:42 <Cepheid> Every attempt to complete it yesterday resulted in a disconnect right before the final boss.

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17:48 * Schism nodnods.

17:56 * Ali yawns and flops over Schism

18:07 * Schism uses the phrase 'communication occurs between equals' in a post. Also grahs, reading about companies which try to obscure their compensation and benefits just so that they can hire poor damned fools who don't know any better.

18:25 <Schism> gods.  Next 12 days...

18:25 <Schism> And then the week after...

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18:27 <nightwindphone> Hello yall

18:28 * Schism snugs the nightwindphone and offers some orange chicken.

18:28 * nightwindphone smiles and snugs back Taking a single piece and tossing it into my mouth

18:28 <Cepheid> Meanwhile I got 5 more days of work and then I'm jobless again.

18:29 <Schism> Just a seasonal position, or just too stressed to deal?

18:29 <Cepheid> Seasonal.

18:30 * Schism nods. "Well, a bit of time off and maybe you'll find another spot which works for you."

18:30 <Cepheid> I'll be going back to Uni, actually.

18:30 <Schism> huh.  I... guess that's a possibility.

18:32 <nightwindphone> How is everyone this morning

18:34 * Schism is about to go to the store for the stuff she needs to work... but is otherwise good! Hopes nightwind's doing alright too. Also, she wears a flannel shirt, as lesbiab do.

18:41 * Schism dips a spring roll into her general tso's sauce.

18:41 <nightwindphone> Yeah im doing ok schism, just waking up and looking for a shirt and a bra

18:56 * Ali yawnsies loudly and flops in corner, no handegg today.

18:58 * Schism yays. She had enough of handegg when she lived in Central Ohio.

19:04 * nightwindphone snugs ali

19:15 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Different View of Spirits: Twilight & Fluttershy [ https://tinyurl.com/y5rzhs7k ]

19:26 <Finwe> Good evening, my little ponies!

19:26 <Finwe> Mlles Ali, Angie, Schism, and Tiffany; Messrs AppleDash, Cepheid, Lumindia, and uni; Mrs nightwindphone.

19:26 * Finwe doffs his hat.

19:27 * Angie puts the nut of a certain famous tree on Schism's head.

19:29 <Tiffany> Evening for you finwe ^^

19:31 * Schism doffs her buckeye, then flings it across the room.

19:31 <Finwe> Angie: Beech, oak or hazel?

19:32 <Schism> Soapberry, if you'd believe it.

19:32 * Angie giggles, climbs into a gigantic poofy buckeye outfit, and snuggles onto Schism's head.

19:32 * Schism offers the Angie some gingerbread cheesecake.

19:32 * Angie eats it where she is, making Schism's poor mane a dreadful mess. And her own face, but she's just a little filly.

19:33 * Schism also notes, "In central Ohio, in the United States, there is a university called Ohio State. They have a yearly rivalry, regarding handegg, with their sworn foes, Michigan State.

19:33 * Finwe noms on Ali's tail.

19:33 <Angie> It goes beyond a mere 'rivalry'.

19:33 <nightwindphone> Blah I didn't end up going to sleep until 6 am

19:33 <Schism> I know this, I used to work at Buehler's.  :<

19:33 <nightwindphone> Schism I blame you, I was reading rain for HOURS

19:34 * Schism regrets nothing~!

19:34 * Finwe superimposes strict bedtime schedule on nightwindphone.

19:34 <Schism> nightwindphone, so, how far'd ya get?

19:34 <nightwindphone> I'm on page like 11xx

19:34 <Schism> Aha, almost caught up then.  

19:34 <nightwindphone> Not sure the exact page I just know im past 1100

19:34 <nightwindphone> I think the date on the last one I read was November 9th 2020

19:34 <Schism> So, how badly did you want to murder Kellen?

19:35 <Schism> (To say nothing of Chase...)

19:35 <nightwindphone> Oh SOOOOO bad when she cut rains hair

19:35 <Schism> Oh yeah.  That... right there, was just...

19:36 <Schism> Meanwhile, Vincent/Fara OTP.  X3

19:36 <nightwindphone> The hair cut was something I could relate to

19:36 <Schism> I don't doubt it...

19:37 <Schism> Whenever I was forced to get my hair cut as a kid, it was... zclvbihbn.  >_<

19:37 <nightwindphone> My uncle buzzed me in my sleep when I was 17

19:37 <Schism> what

19:38 <nightwindphone> My dad and I lived with my uncle when I was in HS, my uncle came down stairs when I was sleeping and my dad was away doing a gig when I was 17 and he buzzed me to the skull

19:38 <nightwindphone> I have always had long hair

19:38 <Schism> I take it because he didn't want you 'looking like a girl' or something.

19:38 <Schism> That is a complete bastard move, no question, period.

19:39 <Tiffany> Bruh

19:39 <nightwindphone> I woke up the next morning went for breakfast he was sitting at the table and said "well you are still ugly but at least you don't have girl hair any more, still doubt anyone will ever love you"

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19:39 * Schism hugs nightwindphone tight.

19:40 <nightwindphone> Dad and I moved out a few weeks later

19:40 * nightwindphone hugs back

19:40 <Schism> Shows what that little piece of ... thought he knew.  You're beautiful and you have tons of folks who love you.

19:40 <nightwindphone> No worries I know he was just jealous that I was owning having beautiful long hair

19:41 <nightwindphone> Everyone in that side of the family goes bald in their late 20s/early 30s

19:41 <Schism> And meanwhile, no chance of that happening with you.  :3

19:41 <nightwindphone> Meanwhile I am STILL sitting here with long thick hair

19:42 * Finwe noms on nightwindphone's hair.

19:42 <nightwindphone> I wouldnt do that finwe I haven't showered yet todat I'm still waking up

19:42 <nightwindphone> Gonna eat breakfast then shower

19:43 <Schism> tfw you realize you've got work in a few and have yet to take your gorlpillz.

19:43 <nightwindphone> Girl pills are about the only thing I've done so far todat

19:44 <nightwindphone> I haven't even had my morning bathroom run yet

19:46 <Tiffany> *yawn

19:47 * nightwindphone pets tiffany

19:47 * Angie bounces on Schism's head.

19:49 <Ali> Lordy some of the building unlocks in Cities Skylines are just...awful

19:49 <Ali> 1000 abandoned buildings, 50% unemployment rate.  How do you do that?

19:49 <Tiffany> ^~^

19:49 * Angie climbs onto Ali with a big floofy suit resembling the unicorn's favorite sportsball team.

19:50 <Ali> They're not playing today Angie, they finally have their bye week

19:50 * Angie doesn't care. Hats on Ali.

19:50 <nightwindphone> Hey Schism...have a good day at work <3

19:53 * Finwe resorts to nomming on Ali's tail then.

19:54 <Finwe> My local sportsball team is called Grankulla Idrottsförening Kamraterna.

20:05 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Bonds of Justice ~ Story #1 - Messages [ https://tinyurl.com/yxt4kozr ]

20:07 <Finwe> They play hoofball, ice hockey and handball.

20:08 <Cepheid> So, I ran out of my lorazepam, and I got five days of work left.  And they won't refill the prescription until Friday.

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20:12 <Finwe> Mr somininin.

20:13 * Finwe doffs his hat.

20:13 <somininin> O7

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20:15 <Cepheid> Aaand connection troubles once more.  Guess they aren't completely resolved yet.

20:17 <Finwe> Ali: That's called Detroit.

20:17 * Ali baps Finwe as unicorn said team is on the bye, not losing every week

20:18 <Finwe> I meant 21:49:26 <~Ali> 1000 abandoned buildings, 50% unemployment rate.

20:18 <Ali> Oh that

20:18 * Ali bleps

20:18 * Finwe boops Ali.

20:40 * Finwe hats on Cepheid.

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20:59 <nightwindphone> Anyone up to anything exciting today

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21:05 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Drawfriend Stuff (Pony Art Gallery) #3898 [ https://tinyurl.com/y3jee7xy ]

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21:17 <Ali> Nope, levels of boring at 500%

21:19 * nightwind flops on ali an starts braiding her mane

21:19 * Ali squeaks as mane is messy

21:20 * nightwind is already brushing it out so its easier to braid

21:21 <Schism> Another Sunday, another bunch of customers who want to cancel their orders immediately because they used PayPal, ApplePay, AfterPay, Klarna, or any one of a million different apps which automatically fill in the wrong address.

21:28 <Ali> This is why I don't do the autofill stuff

21:28 <nightwind> lol i autofill but i always double check

21:32 * Ali yawns and curls into nightwind, unicorn hasn't been sleeping all that well

21:37 * nightwind snuggles up with ali and smiles

21:38 * Ali snugs back and yawns into nightwind

21:45 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Who Knows - Glorious New Animation!  [ https://tinyurl.com/y5h877b3 ]

21:47 <somininin> Wut? That song is great. Too bad i have no more internets to see.

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22:13 * Shadowed flop horse. Failed her nuzlocke. Volkner kicked my butt.

22:14 <nightwind> I gave up on my nuzlocke and just decided to do a normal playthrough on my TV

22:15 <nightwind> i found a shiny garchomp statue in the underground earlier

22:15 <nightwind> still not sure what the statues do but it was cool

22:16 <Ali> nightwind, it ups the chance of a type to appear in the underground

22:16 <Ali> so if the number of statues have multiple of say fire

22:16 <Ali> Then more fire mons are likely to show up.

22:16 <Shadowed> Shiny is worth double regular statues.

22:17 * Ali flops over the Shadowed, unicorn beat 3rd gym but team is right now about six levels over.

22:17 <nightwind> all i know is it was a green statue that said "Garchomp statue *star*

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22:17 <nightwind> idk even what a garchomp actually is, might be completely worthless

22:17 <Shadowed> Dragon type

22:18 <nightwind> is it a good mon?

22:18 <Shadowed> Ask Cynthia.

22:18 <nightwind> Cynthia?

22:18 <Ali> She's the champion

22:18 <nightwind> ahhh ok

22:18 <Ali> And will if not prepared, will kick your ass 99.9% of the time

22:19 <nightwind> well if i actually see a shiny garchomp as a result of the statue ill catch it but with what you guuys are saying ill make sure to put it on my team

22:21 <Ali> Garchomp is the pseudo legendary of gen 4

22:21 <Ali> And sadly, you'll probably never find it nightwind

22:21 <Ali> Cause Gibile is hidden pretty darn well, and I don't remember if Gabite is wild

22:22 <Shadowed> It's not on the level of Munchlax or Feebas, right?

22:23 <nightwind> does the shiny star in the statue name make shinys more likely to spawn?

22:23 <Shadowed> No.

22:23 <nightwind> well thats dumb

22:23 <Shadowed> It means it's worth twice as many points towards spawning that type of pokemon as a regular statue.

22:24 <nightwind> oh thats cool then

22:24 <nightwind> I am assuming there are more dragon types than there were in gen 1 and 2?

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22:25 <Ali> Haha No

22:25 <nightwind> darn I am gonna have to ask Schism for more webcomics, I finished the last 2 she recommended

22:25 <Ali> I think only the legends and garchomp are dragon type

22:25 <nightwind> oh thats dumb LOL

22:25 <Ali> Up until national dex

22:25 <Ali> I will say this

22:25 <Ali> the typing in Sinnoh is many levels of wut

22:26 <Shadowed> But you can get the national dex before gym 2!

22:26 * Ali baps Shadowed, no cheating

22:26 * Shadowed whines.

22:26 <nightwind> LOL

22:26 <nightwind> why no cheating on my Lite ive been doing speedrun strats LOL

22:26 <Ali> Stop duping old rods!

22:27 <nightwind> I need a million old rods!

23:45 <Schism> Comics like The Life of Alexis Perkins?  (note, frequently NSFW for partial nudity.)

23:47 <Schism> nightwind: Or you could go back and reread Real Life Comics.

23:47 <nightwind> I just finished alexis perkins schism

23:47 <nightwind> you gave me that and rain at the same time

23:47 <Schism> Oh right.  :3  My Dragon Girlfriend?

23:48 <Schism> Or for a non-LGBTQ+ comic, but one which deals with transhumanism and the themes thereof, you could go with Freefall.

23:48 <nightwind> read that one too

23:48 <nightwind> Freefall ill look up

23:49 <Schism> It's good, semi-hard sci-fi.

23:50 <Schism> With lots of allowances made for the sake of comedy.

23:52 <nightwind> ill look it up after i eat

23:52 <Schism> You _could_ also look up the comic 'Prequel', but the life of Katia Monigan is not a good one.

23:53 <Schism> So unless you want to watch bad things happening to a Khajiit, perhaps avoid it.  It's black comedy through and through.

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23:56 <Schism> You _could_ also look up the comic 'Prequel', but the life of Katia Monigan is not a good one.

23:56 <Schism> So unless you want to watch bad things happening to a Khajiit, perhaps avoid it.  It's black comedy through and through.

23:56 <nightwind> i read prequel years ago lol

23:56 <Schism> There's Girl Genius, but I'm quite convinced that the Foglios will never finish it.

23:56 <Schism> Also good is Narbonic and its ongoing sequel Skin Horse, if you like mad science shenanigans.

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