Log archive of EquestriaDaily for Tuesday, 2022-02-01

00:02 <Librarian> is that from pokemon arceus?

00:02 <Shadowed> Yeah.

00:02 <Librarian> ahh

00:02 <Librarian> Pikachu Alpha sounds so strange

00:03 <Shadowed> It is the Beeg Mouse.

00:03 <Librarian> biggie cheese

00:16 * Shadowed glares at the pokedex requirements for Abra "Times you've seen it use Teleport."

00:16 * Ali boops Shadowed to catch one then spam teleport

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00:26 <DerpyBot> *derp*

00:28 <PinkieShy> !seen straight

00:28 <DerpyBot> PinkieShy: The last time I saw....will you cut that out already?!

00:28 <PinkieShy> Never gets old :D

00:30 <Cepheid> Well shite.  My modem just died.

00:35 <Ali> Then how ees you here eef modem deads?

00:36 <Librarian> owo

00:36 <Librarian> magic

00:36 * LunaNightwind_ waves

00:37 <Librarian> hoi

00:41 <Schism> Time for this foxgirl to nom on... fish.  Not a cat.  A fox.  Foxen eat fish.

00:46 <Ali> Wordle was bought by the NY Times

00:47 <Ali> Sorry for your loss everyone

00:47 * Shadowed didn't play?

00:47 * Ali didn't either and curls into Shadowed

00:52 <Cepheid> Mobile internet still works.

00:52 * Schism blehs. Also hugs the Cepheid - and the Shadowed and Ali. "Welp, it was nice to have while it lasted. I'm sure it will in no way be mirrored by someone calling it something slightly different."

00:53 * Librarian pokes Ali

00:53 * Schism however kisses the LunaNightwind_.

00:53 * Librarian pokes Schism

00:53 <Librarian> poke da fox

00:53 <Librarian> poke poke

00:53 * LunaNightwind_ blushes and kisses back

00:53 <Schism> Cephy, any clue what happened to your modem?

00:53 *** LunaNightwind_ is now known as LunaNightwind

00:53 <LunaNightwind> What kinda fish you having Schism?

00:54 <Schism> Just whitefish.  They're fish cakes!

00:54 <LunaNightwind> sounds yummy

00:54 <LunaNightwind> then again catgirl

00:54 <Schism> So, you know, probably some sort of minced haddock/pollock/sole/cod monstrosity.

00:55 <LunaNightwind> still sounds REALLY good

00:55 <Schism> With a squirt of lemon and some kosher salt.

00:55 * Schism boops Cepheid, the other catgirl, with one.

00:55 <LunaNightwind> tartar sauce?==

00:55 <Schism> Out of relish, so no tartar sauce tonight.

00:56 <LunaNightwind> awwwww

00:56 <Schism> I'll probably pick some up when I go my non-daily store run tomorrow.  (I didn't go to the store today.  It's not daily!)

00:56 <LunaNightwind> an exception does not prove the rule is broken

00:57 <Schism> It keeps happening tho.  I only go to the store, like, two days out of three.

00:57 <LunaNightwind> Ill remind you I am married to a boy but if i were to lose him i would go back to be strictly girls

00:59 <LunaNightwind> Schism its still a daily store run

00:59 * Schism flailypaws.

00:59 <LunaNightwind> it happens at least half the days of the week

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01:11 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Comic: Stallion Opinion / Other Characters / Sun's Dolls / Tickle / Signing Off 98 / Hollow Shade 183 / Phantom Me 62 / APA [ https://tinyurl.com/y95vu9a8 ]

01:11 <Cepheid> Schism, no idea.  No lights on it when plugged in.  Seems dead.

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01:12 <Cepheid> We had the modem for about ten years though so it isn't a surprise.

01:12 <LunaNightwind> yeah 10 years is a long time for a modem

01:13 <Cepheid> Using my phone as a Hotspot in the interim.

01:13 <LunaNightwind> hopefully its working ok?

01:14 <Cepheid> Yep.  No issues.

01:15 <LunaNightwind> does your phone plan include unlimited hotspot?

01:16 <Cepheid> No.  Limited data.  I won't  go over in a day though.

01:17 <LunaNightwind> ok then

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01:38 * Filly_Nightmares knead knead knead knaed knaed knaed kneadk nead knead ceo

01:38 * Filly_Nightmares knead Cepheid

01:59 <Shadowed> 4 hours remain.

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02:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Nightly Discussion #2758 [ https://tinyurl.com/ya43lbh4 ]

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02:04 <Cepheid> Until?

02:05 <Shadowed> I become... Slightly Older.

02:07 <Schism> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZ_ZQkV58Cc

02:07 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Happy Birthday My Olde Friend by Voltaire MUSIC VIDEO (OFFICIAL)

02:07 <nightwind> Oh man I used to love Voltaire

02:07 <nightwind> I have an autographed copy of his Ooky Spooky CD

02:08 <Shadowed> This is accurate. Also that's really cool, nightwind. I promise not to chew on it.

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02:26 <nightwind> I have a bunch of autographs actually, i have that CD, i have a stack of wrestling autographs, i have a copy of twisted metal autographed by david jaffe

02:26 <nightwind> im sure there are more thats just what i remember

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02:34 * Shadowed wishes she still had her hardback version of A Memory of Light. It was printed with Robert Jordan's signature, but I still liked it. And it's not like he was still giving out real autographs at the time.

02:42 <nightwind> :-(

02:45 * Schism takes a moment to stretch, snugs the nightwind, and blows up the Eiffel Tower with an ice cream truck.

02:48 * nightwind snugs the Schism back "Talk to you soon cutie"

02:57 * Ali blehs and flops into her face.

03:14 * nightwind pets ali

03:14 * Ali leans into the nightwind pets

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05:06 * Schism flops. Snugs the LunaNightwind, the Kamui, the Filly_Nightmares, and of course the Ali. She also puts a pancake on Filly_Nightmares' head.

05:07 <Schism> Pancake with mango jam!

05:07 * Schism also snugs the Cepheid, on general principles.

05:07 <Kamui> heya

05:13 * Schism wavewave. She also takes her gorlpillz.

05:19 * Schism asks Calypso to make her a girl, he goes 'done' and walks off. Nothing has changed. She defeated the other contestants in Twisted Metal for that.

05:41 * Filly_Nightmares gnaw on Schism leg

05:41 * Filly_Nightmares eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

05:42 * Schism squeaks! She tastes like chikkin soop.

05:42 * Filly_Nightmares uses Ali as blankie

05:47 * Schism makes sure Filly_Nightmares hassa Eevee plush.

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06:17 * Filly_Nightmares skreeeeee

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06:22 <DerpyBot> *derp*

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06:45 <Schism> The Ottawa protests are a pile of crap, but seeing O'Toole faced with a vote of no confidence amongst his party makes my heart sing.

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07:11 <ConfusionRift> Hello everypony.

07:12 * Schism wavies to ConfusionRift. But she must soon fleep...

07:12 * ConfusionRift wavies back.

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07:41 <Finwe> Good morning, everypony!

07:43 * Finwe boops Schism with the Jewish World Conspiracy buying Wordle: https://www.nytimes.com/2022/01/31/business/media/new-york-times-wordle.html

07:43 * Ali boops Finwe with she mentioned that hours ago

07:44 <ConfusionRift> RAdm. Finwe. (salutes)

07:44 <Finwe> I have been asleep for hours.

07:44 <Finwe> Lt Cdr ConfusionRift, Capt Koopz.

07:45 <Finwe> o7

07:46 * Ali curls up under ConfusionRift and grumbles

07:47 * ConfusionRift huggles Ali.

07:47 <Koopz> RAdm. Finwe o7

07:47 <Schism> Finwe: How fortunate it is that the game consists primarily of two pages and a Javascript program.

07:47 <Ali> And you know since an american company bought it dirt cheap, they're going sell it to you

07:48 <Ali> Remember that free word game you loved?  Too bad, now its a $5/mo app

07:48 <Ali> Or have to sub to the NYtimes as well

07:50 <Ali> Also a winter storm is coming, expecting 10+ inches of snow

07:51 <ConfusionRift> It was just warming up! (thuds) I expect snow and ice close to June.

07:55 * ConfusionRift huggles Ali again. It's gonna get cold again. ._.

07:55 <Ali> Its been cold here

07:55 <Finwe> Ali: We just got 30 cm of snow during a winter storm.

07:56 * Ali boops Finwe with the non metric system cause US is weird

07:57 <ConfusionRift> Same. By "warmer", I meant more the case of "it's not as cold". It's still pretty cold.

07:57 <Finwe> 30 cm is roughly 32 attolightyears.

07:59 <Finwe> or 9.7 attoparsecs

08:01 * Ali puts Filly_Nightmares onto Finwe cause they won't speak engrish

08:01 <Finwe> Whoa, I got it correct to the precision of two significant digits in lightyears.

08:06 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Making the Day Awesome! - Rainbow Dash Day Begins! [ https://tinyurl.com/yahu23cs ]

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08:41 * Shadowed waves to the friend ponies. I have become old.

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08:51 <Finwe> Shadowed: Birthday?

08:51 * Finwe snuggles a Shadowed and wishes happy birthday.

08:52 <Shadowed> Ye.

08:53 * Schism snuggles the Shadowed as well. Additionally, she saves Wordle to her computer.

08:53 * Shadowed hugs Finwe and Schism.

08:53 <Schism> There are 2,315 days' worth of Wordle in this 63kb Javascript file.

08:53 <Finwe> 2/6 today, by the way.

08:54 <Schism> So the NYT can keep their ads and paywall.  I'll happily nom down upon this for the next 7 years.

08:54 <Schism> And best of all, the author gets his 7-figure sum, so all's well!

08:57 <Finwe> Why's there a Microsoft copyright notice in the source?

08:57 <Finwe> Does Wardle work for M$?

08:57 * Shadowed chews on the Wardle. Never played it.

08:58 <Schism> Dunno, probably just a compiler artifact.

08:59 <Finwe> Wardle is the programmer. The game is called Wordle.

08:59 <Schism> The next line is pretty much just 'all rights reversed', so.

09:01 <Finwe> And then one line of JS. >.<

09:02 * Finwe tasks Schism with rewriting Wordle in Perl.

09:04 <Finwe> The long line is actually the first line with the word list.

09:04 * Schism nodnods. "I didn't look too far into that list."

09:53 * Filly_Nightmares nom Schism and lat on Finwe

09:53 * Filly_Nightmares lay on Finwe floof

09:56 * Finwe ruffles Filly_Nightmares.

10:06 * Filly_Nightmares purrrr and suckles on Finwe floofy

10:06 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Seasons 5-8 of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Removed From Netflix in the USA [ https://tinyurl.com/yblmlkmh ]

10:06 <Shadowed> The worst birthday present.

10:13 * Finwe offers some carrot soup with ginger and garlic to Schism and Filly_Nightmares.

10:18 * Filly_Nightmares nom nom nom soup!

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10:21 * Shadowed waves to Dranae. Good morning.

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10:39 * ConfusionRift rolls around.

10:40 <Finwe> Lt Cdr ConfusionRift.

10:40 <Finwe> o7

10:40 <Finwe> RollfusionRift?

10:40 <Finwe> ConfusionRoll?

10:45 * Filly_Nightmares purrrr and uses Finwe as a bed and ConfusionRift as a blankie and Schism as a plushie and goes sleepies on!

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10:47 * Golden flops.

11:06 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Morning Discussion #2553 [ https://tinyurl.com/y7f64kwz ]

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12:06 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Rainbow Dash Day Discussion: Episode Ideas, Character Growth and More! [ https://tinyurl.com/ycfrhhsz ]

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14:20 <nightwind> hi hi

14:23 <ConfusionRift> O hai. :P

14:27 <Finwe> Lt Cdr ConfusionRift, Mrs nightwind.

14:28 * Finwe doffs his skiin cap and boops ConfusionRift and nightwind with skiing sticks.

14:28 <ConfusionRift> RAdm. Finwe. (salutes Finwe's skiing sticks of skiing) :P

14:30 <nightwind> hey ConfusionRift and Finwe

14:31 * ConfusionRift waves.

14:34 * Finwe undulates.

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17:06 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: 36 Of the Best Fanfics to Read for Rainbow Dash Day!  [ https://tinyurl.com/yd7soakx ]

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18:06 <nightwind> hi ali

18:24 <Finwe> Lt Pony|86164, Miss Ali, Mr NitroTheFurryWerewolf.

18:24 <Finwe> o7

18:27 * Pony|86164 wave.

18:34 * Schism awakens. She yawn, stretch, snugs the folks here, and blehs. "Need to go down to the bank." (and the store)

18:37 * Finwe hats on Schism.

18:39 <Finwe> I also need to go to the grocery store.

18:39 <nightwind> hi Schism

18:40 <NitroTheFurryWerewolf> o7

18:56 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Receptionist Pony Concept Art From Maritime Bay Factory Released [ https://tinyurl.com/ybsudh2y ]

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19:25 <Librarian> Hoi

19:27 <Librarian> owo

19:36 <Cepheid> New modem acquired and set up.

19:36 <Schism> Huzzah.  o3o

19:36 <Schism> No more sticking with that old Hitron, now you get a new Hitron!

19:36 * Schism laughs in Rogers. ._.

19:38 <nightwind> how was your walk Schism?

19:39 * Ali flops over nightwind and whines a bit, took a walk herself before shit hits the fan

19:50 <Cepheid> Yeah, new Hitron modem.  At least it's more responsive than the old one with it's web UI.

19:55 * nightwind hugs ali

19:57 * Finwe snuggles an Ali and a nightwind.

19:57 <nightwind> I keep taking pictures today

19:57 <nightwind> cuz like im cute as fuck

19:58 <nightwind> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/930160478884331532/938149660424568882/20220201_141140.jpg

19:59 <Librarian> owo

19:59 <Finwe> Mr Librarian.

19:59 * Finwe doffs his hat.

20:00 <nightwind> hi Librarian

20:00 <Librarian> hoi

20:01 * Librarian doffs luna

20:04 <nightwind> ill allow it cuz i feel so cute today

20:05 * Ali curls up under nightwind cause unicorn wants to

20:06 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Drawfriend Stuff (Pony Art Gallery) #3949 [ https://tinyurl.com/y7apz4jj ]

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20:10 <Librarian> hungry

20:11 <Librarian> im getting more hungry at times

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20:48 <Schism> Monsters were on sale today.

20:48 * Schism now has six. May pick up more.

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20:49 <nightwind> yay

20:49 <nightwind> get that trans girl fuel\

20:50 <Schism> Also a can of S&V pringles.

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20:54 <nightwind> ohhhh i might get some S&V chips when i go to the store

20:56 <Schism> Also some assorted green coleslaw, including broccoli.

21:00 * Ali sads as all veggies are wiped out at the stores right now...

21:02 * Schism hugs the Ali, and offers a glass of carrot juice?

21:03 <Ali> Gods alive

21:03 <Ali> Eevee has a 20% spawn rate

21:03 <Ali> I swear its .00001

21:03 * Schism watches three spawn in a single day.

21:04 * Ali plays punt the bidoof

21:04 <nightwind> dont punt the bidoof

21:04 <nightwind> bidoof is fluffy and goofy

21:04 <Ali> They're taking my Eeveespawns

21:04 <Ali> They can go frick off

21:05 <nightwind> i would hug a bidoof

21:05 <Schism> Know what else takes your Eeveespawns?

21:06 <Schism> Wurmple.

21:06 <Schism> And occasionally Starly.

21:07 <Ali> But mostly bidoof

21:08 <nightwind> the solution here is to catch an army of bidoof

21:09 <Ali> And then another army would spawn in :T

21:09 <nightwind> maybe you willl catch all the bidoof and eevee will start appearing

21:09 <Schism> I've cleared the Pokedex entry for Bidoof.  It didn't give me any more points, it just gave the entry sparkles.

21:12 <Ali> Well what annoys me is that my favorite pokemon is super early in the game

21:12 <Ali> and I can't have it cause spawn luck and logic

21:12 * nightwind flops onto the floor and stretches out

21:12 <Schism> Well, you already have _one_...

21:12 * Schism flops on the nightwind and snuggles her.

21:12 <Ali> There's no breeding as far as I know, and its a male sooo, that ain't gonna work

21:12 * nightwind snuggles back and watches Schism play pokemon

21:13 *** Angeline is now known as Dranae

21:13 <Ali> And one of nine Schism, with eight needed to evolve

21:13 * Dranae rawrs at everypony.

21:13 * Dranae demands an Eevee to calm down.

21:13 * Schism offers Dranae some gryphon snax.

21:13 * Ali nu's, she claims her eevee

21:15 <nightwind> why is everyone stressing out over eevee

21:15 * Dranae steals the entire Ali.

21:15 <nightwind> eevee isnt even the best pokemon >_>

21:15 * Ali puffycheeks heavily

21:15 <Ali> I have an ENTIRE binder dedicated to Eevee

21:15 * nightwind snerks and waits to get bonked with a newspaper

21:15 <Schism> nightwind, because Vulpix doesn't appear until later.

21:16 <nightwind> obviously psyduck is best pokenon

21:16 <nightwind> *pokemon

21:16 * Ali huffs into the corner

21:16 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Everything Wrong With The Times They Are A Changeling [ https://tinyurl.com/yblu5d5h ]

21:16 <Schism> Or there's Growlithe/Arcanine.  <.<

21:16 <nightwind> the new growlithe is cute as hecc

21:18 <Schism> Oh, the grocery store finally had Pepsi Max again.  So yay.

21:18 <nightwind> so silly question....is magikarp good in PL:A or did they completely forget about the fact that magikarp used to be strong

21:19 <nightwind> ok gotta run to the store

21:19 <Schism> Don't forget the salt and vinegar chips.  (And candy.)

21:30 <Finwe> o3o

21:30 <Finwe> Schism: Apple cider vinegar?

21:30 <Schism> Nah, it's really just acetic acid and salt.

21:31 <Shadowed> Did you forget that Magikarp used to be weak first?

21:31 * Ali curls up into Shadowed

21:32 * Shadowed hugs Ali!

21:32 <Shadowed> It's my birthday and I'll chew if I want to.

21:32 * Shadowed chews on a stick.

21:33 * Finwe boops Schism with Pipers Crisp Co's Burrow Hill Cider Vinegar & Sea Salt crisps: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Pipers-Crisps-Burrow-Cider-Vinegar/dp/B00CV99EQE

21:34 <Schism> Hmmm, that _does_ look rather tasty.

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21:40 <Finwe> Schism: That's probably because those crisps are extremely tasty.

21:47 * Schism makes herself a nice bowl of ramen. This time she actually lets there be enough liquid for it to be properly called 'soup'.

21:47 <Librarian> good soup

21:48 <Schism> Spicy garlic ramen with some extra vegetables.

21:54 <Finwe> Ever tried using Ali's tail instead of noodles?

21:57 <Librarian> too cute, high on sugar

21:57 * Schism notes that Ali doesn't go well with spicy food.

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22:07 * Schism offers the Finwe some coconut coffee porter.

22:12 <Finwe> o3o

22:12 <Finwe> Sounds good.

22:13 <Schism> It is quite good.  Sadly, Great Lakes won't be making more of it, so maybe I'll see about snaffling the rest of it if I drop by the LCBO again.

22:19 <nightwind> shadowed the games mythos says that Magikarp was strong a long time ago

22:19 <Schism> Perhaps just in regions other than Sinnoh.

22:19 <nightwind> Pokemon red/Blue pokedex entry "In the distant past, it was somewhat stronger than the horribly weak descendants that exist today."

22:20 <nightwind> that tells me that Magikarp should have been a viable pokemon in PL:A

22:20 <Schism> Or, well, the game only takes place a few hundred, maybe a thousand years before Diamond/Pearl.  Remember, in the distant past, chickens used to be velociraptors.

22:22 <nightwind> my argument to that would be how would they know how strong they were before they could be caught

22:22 <Schism> Fossils!  o3o

22:22 * Schism digs up a Magikarp fossil, resurrects it at the Museum, and the resultant Pokemon destroys Tokyo.

22:22 <nightwind> i think its more likely they just didnt want to make hisui magikarp

22:23 <nightwind> or they completely forgot that in the games mythos that magikarp used to be stronger

22:23 <nightwind> really either one is possible

22:29 * Schism buys a StoryBundle because some of these books like fascinating. Like game developer horror stories.

22:30 <Schism> look fascinating*

22:32 * Ali sits on the Schism

22:32 * Schism squeaks. She's a comparatively smol fox. (Even if she is 5'11"...)

22:32 * Ali doesn't care, unicorn fits, unicorn sits

22:34 * Finwe hats on the Ali.

22:34 * Ali squeaks loudly

22:36 * Finwe doesn't care. If he cats, he hats.

22:36 <Finwe> Schism: 5'11" is smol.

22:36 * Finwe is 6'0.

22:37 * Schism used to be 6 feet! She is shrunk.

22:37 <Finwe> :0

22:38 <Schism> HRT causes women to shrink!  It is a fact.

22:38 * nightwind used to be 6'1.5

22:38 * nightwind is now 5'11" as well

22:38 <nightwind> maybe closer to 5'10.5

22:39 * nightwind also had size 13 mens feet

22:39 <Finwe> Huh, that's large.

22:39 <nightwind> now am a size 10 mens

22:39 <Finwe> Mine are UK 9 / EUR 43.

22:40 <Schism> That's a 9.5-10 in the US.

22:41 <nightwind> i was a US 13 and am now a US 10

22:41 * Schism now thinks she wears like a size Men's 11 in US... she used to be Men's 13.

22:41 * Schism shrugs. "Is a weirdness."

22:41 <nightwind> .....Schism we used to be the same height, we used to have the same shoe size

22:41 <Finwe> Is US size the same as UK size?

22:41 <nightwind> WtF

22:42 <nightwind> we are still the same height and have close to the same shoe size

22:42 <nightwind> .....we must share clothing!

22:42 <Finwe> Obviously not, UK 9 is US 10.

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22:42 <nightwind> ...if for no other reason than i want to dress you up like a goth girl >_>

22:43 * Schism squeaks. Wouldn't look good in goth.

22:43 <Finwe> Which is the same as EUR 43, meaning that your feet are 28 cm from heel to toes.

22:43 <Schism> Finwe: Yeah, the differences between Euro, UK and US/Canadian sizes always annoys me.

22:43 <Finwe> Or 11.02 inches.

22:43 <nightwind> Schism i would still love to see you in one of my mesh shirts and that black jumper with the coverall straps

22:43 <Schism> Also a Men's 11 is a Women's 13, or possibly a Women's 12.5, depending on what you're looking at.

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22:44 <nightwind> even if just for a couple minutes

22:44 <Schism> Also I have no figure to speak of...

22:44 <nightwind> OH like i do?

22:44 <Finwe> The Japanese seem to use the length of the foot in centimetres as shoe size.

22:44 <Schism> Probably...!

22:44 <nightwind> you could dress me however you want in return

22:45 * Schism thinks that's not fair, she has no wardrobe yet. Still needs to get that down... "After a year on HRT, that's a good starting point to assemble a wardrobe."

22:45 <nightwind> sweetheart...5 years....still only have like 3 female outfits

22:46 <nightwind> everything else i own is unisex at best

22:46 <Finwe> I have a pair of UK 8.5 patent leather shoes that basically fit on me but kill my toes in the long run.

22:46 <nightwind> i have 3 skirts, 2 dresses, that jumper, and a bunch of t shirts and jeans

22:46 * Finwe has no skirts.

22:46 <Finwe> Not even a kilt.

22:47 <Finwe> Although once I was in Edinburgh I thought of ordering one.

22:47 <nightwind> oh skirts and leggings are two of my favorite things to wear

22:47 <Finwe> It would just have taken longer than I spent there.

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22:47 * Schism should order more skirts. Also additional bras.

22:47 <nightwind> I have 2 bras

22:47 <Finwe> I have six tailcoats, though. o3o

22:47 <Finwe> And one frock coat.

22:48 <Schism> Though now that I actually have something, I should see if that, ah... rather lacier bra will finally fit.  (I did get some bra extenders.)

22:48 <nightwind> >_>

22:48 <nightwind> <_<

22:48 <nightwind> Schism at least I said the jumper and a mesh shirt, and not like one of my bondage skirts and a racy top

22:49 <Schism> True.  :p

22:50 <nightwind> lol

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22:50 <Finwe> Miss Angie.

22:50 * Finwe doffs his hat.

22:50 * Finwe also doffs himself, as he is currently hatted on Ali.

22:50 * Schism puts Angie on Dranae.

22:51 <nightwind> so i kinda TOTALLY want to get this https://hottopic.scene7.com/is/image/HotTopic/15202854_hi?$productMainDesktop$

22:51 <Schism> I wouldn't mind wearing that.  o.o

22:51 <Schism> My first though, though: "Are those real pockets?"

22:51 <Schism> Which, probably not.

22:52 <nightwind> sweetheart....that is a bondage dress

22:52 <Schism> Hush.  It looks like just a nice dress iwht lots of straps.  >.>;;

22:53 <Schism> with*.  Guh, must be tired or something.

22:53 <nightwind> lol yes....the straps are what make bondage pants/skirts/dresses straps and zippers

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22:54 <Schism> So the majority of Final Fantasy protagonists are in bondage gear, then.

22:54 <nightwind> https://hottopic.scene7.com/is/image/HotTopic/11412039_hi?$productMainDesktop$ this is the kinda pants i wore all through high school

22:55 <nightwind> usually the straps are long enough to put over your shoulders too so they look like coveralls

22:55 <nightwind> its like a staple of goth style

22:56 <nightwind> too bad i dont want to spend 59 dollars on a dress today

22:56 <Schism> Those archive flames look pretty familiar.  :p

22:56 <Schism> (But no, those aren't Chucks.)

22:56 <nightwind> lol

22:57 <nightwind> those pants used to cost me 90 dollars a pair

22:58 <Schism> ("How many identical pairs of faded black pants do you own...?")

22:58 <Schism> Good pants are 'spensive.

22:59 <Finwe> Indeed, especially because you need to have them made bespoke.

22:59 <nightwind> hey they werent ALL identical, some of them had different color stitching, and zippers in different places

22:59 * Schism mms. "That was a good porter."

22:59 <Finwe> It did sound like one.

22:59 <nightwind> and 1 pair was white, one pair was red, and one pair was green

22:59 <Schism> Got several more, but one's enough...

22:59 * Schism giggles. "Okay, okay."

23:00 <nightwind> although the white pair was big enough where my best friends girlfriend could get in the pants with me

23:00 <nightwind> yes we tested this to find this out

23:01 * Schism snrks. "That is... stupidly cute."

23:02 <Schism> My, this is on the nose.  AN NFT collector's wallet was cracked and approximately $700,000 USD worth of material transferred out of it.  The poor schmuck's handle?  "iloveponzi".

23:02 <nightwind> LOL

23:02 <nightwind> isnt that ironic

23:03 <nightwind> in an alanis morrisette way

23:05 <Schism> I look forward to his friends 'eternallyinsecure' and 'crackmedaddy' making similar complaints.  </j>

23:05 <nightwind> LOL

23:05 <nightwind> NFTs are so useless

23:06 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Drawfriend Stuff - BEST Drawings of Rainbow Dash! - 2022 Edition (Part 2) [ https://tinyurl.com/yd2hg5rm ]

23:11 * Schism offers nightwind some lightly browned bread with Laughing Cow cheese on it.

23:11 <nightwind> its still mostly white right?

23:11 <nightwind> you know i dont go for that golden brown stuff

23:12 <nightwind> its gotta be warm, and barely crunchy

23:12 <Schism> Yes, yes.  :p

23:13 <nightwind> awww you remembered how i like my toast! <3

23:13 * nightwind takes the toast and pulls it apart eating just a small section of it at a time

23:14 <nightwind> WUV

23:14 <Schism> It's even better if they're piping hot oven-baked rolls.

23:15 <nightwind> Oh man I love rolls

23:15 <nightwind> you are just asking to be snuggled and kissed

23:15 <Schism> One thing I should get is a bread machine.  Just make a 12-pack of the slightly sweet rolls covered in real butter.

23:16 * nightwind drools

23:16 <Schism> "How do I make pub cheese?" "Cheese and beer." "..." "..." "That's it?" "Okay, and some garlic, worchestershire and mustard." "Still..."

23:16 <nightwind> ....i like bread....i cant help it

23:17 <nightwind> know what Schism....I was looking at all the pictures i took today

23:17 <nightwind> you are right...im hot

23:17 <Schism> There, good, glad that you accept it.

23:18 <nightwind> Im hot as hell, you cant teach that

23:18 <Schism> And I'll admit to feeling cute today.

23:19 <nightwind> Schism i have a spoiler for you....

23:19 <nightwind> You are hot as hell too

23:19 <Schism> Maybe soon.  :p  Gotta keep working on that self-actualization!

23:19 <Schism> It's okay, I know I'm pretty good-looking too.  

23:20 * Shadowed becomes exhausted. Had to have an actual phone conversation.

23:20 <nightwind> I'm glad you actually admit it today

23:20 <nightwind> you are cute and kissable

23:21 <Schism> Shadowed, Oooh, I hate phone conversations... which is ironic because I work for a call center.  But at the same time, that's not the same as actually, you know, interacting with people socially.

23:22 <Schism> oh my god.  YES.  X3  https://twitter.com/JulieSLalonde/status/1488616517709217792/photo/1

23:22 <nightwind> I tend to avoid the phone most days, I will pick up for scammers because like I try to keep them on the phone so they cant scam some grandma out of tons of money but thats about it

23:23 <nightwind> luckily my voice is convincing enough to be correctly gendered by them

23:23 <Finwe> As a grandmother?

23:24 <nightwind> no they correctly think i am a girl

23:24 * Guest25 defenstrates finwe

23:24 <Guest25> wait

23:24 *** Guest25 is now known as Librarian

23:24 <Finwe> Even grandmothers have been girls at some point.

23:24 <Librarian> owo

23:24 <nightwind> I do not sound like a grandmother Finwe

23:24 <Finwe> Unless they're transgender grandmothers, but that sounds unlikely.

23:25 <Schism> Even they were girls...!

23:25 <Finwe> nightwind: You're probably too young for that.

23:25 <nightwind> I will never be a grandmother....thank goodness

23:28 <Librarian> you will, in the strict sense of girl growing old

23:28 <Schism> Unless adoption happens.  Lessee, polycule of trans folks, that'll absolutely do it.

23:28 <Schism> I'm sure the government would be THRILLED to allow for adoption under that circumstance.

23:28 <nightwind> oh yes

23:29 <Librarian> they have not gotten over gay people adopting

23:29 <nightwind> lets ignore the whole multiple partners thing, just trans will keep you from adopting in many states

23:29 <Librarian> fun world right

23:30 * Angie nyaas.

23:31 <nightwind> as cute as i am and as loving as i can be, the fact that i am trans will keep me from being able to adopt

23:33 <Schism> And keep from any educational positions, even if one were so inclined.

23:33 <Librarian> baby steps

23:34 <nightwind> yep baby steps Ill be happy just being cute as hell and livestreaming for now

23:34 * Angie climbs onto nightwind.

23:34 <Librarian> yay

23:34 * nightwind hugs Angie "how are you"

23:35 * Angie is okay. Her birthday is soon and that is always depressing.

23:35 <nightwind> I am waiting to finally be able to stream on altair, it wont be as toxic as twitch and the subscriber money is better

23:35 <nightwind> awww im sorry angie *snuggles*

23:36 * Shadowed joins Angie in the getting slightly older.

23:37 <nightwind> I level up in april

23:37 * Schism got slightly older in September... though her HRTiverary is coming up in March.

23:37 <Schism> HRTiversary*

23:38 <Librarian> my birtdhay is april 1 owo

23:38 <nightwind> April 23

23:38 <Librarian> yay

23:38 <nightwind> HRTiversary is coming up too but thats a couple months after my brithday

23:39 * Shadowed ponders getting the cake out now. Is Today.

23:39 <nightwind> and apparently im going to jail for murdering the word birthday

23:39 <Schism> Cake is good.  (It certainly beats 'or death'.)

23:39 * Angie hides from time.

23:39 <nightwind> happy birthday Shadowed

23:39 <Angie> Schism, do I detect a fellow II player

23:39 <Schism> Now I kinda want a carrot cake.  >.>;

23:39 * Shadowed hugs friend ponies!

23:39 <Librarian> time is aliw

23:39 <Schism> Angie: II?  >.>

23:39 <Librarian> shadowed birthday

23:39 <Angie> Improbable Island

23:39 <Librarian> we must party

23:39 * nightwind takes a Schism, an angie, and a Shadowed and snuggles ALL OF THEM

23:40 <Shadowed> Wheee!

23:40 * Librarian hugs shadowed

23:40 <Schism> Oh.  Not for a very long time, I'm afraid.  But I'm pretty sure the devs took that joke from Eddie Izzard.

23:40 <Shadowed> Eddie is good stuff.

23:40 <nightwind> ....i just realized I have no clue how to actually wish people a happy birthday any more...

23:40 * Angie never really knew.

23:40 * Schism looks behind a bush, certain she's heard some rustling from it. This gives the lion enough time to ambush her from the next bush over. Sneaky bastard.

23:40 * Angie hugs Shadowed.

23:41 <nightwind> I usually do the same thing for all my friends birthdays

23:42 <Shadowed> Happy birthday is a pretty good way to do it.

23:42 <Schism> Hoppy borfday!

23:42 <Shadowed> See? It all works.

23:43 <nightwind> Yeahhhhhh but just saying happy birthday doesnt seem like enough

23:43 <Schism> That Voltaire song remains a classic.  :3

23:44 <nightwind> i love voltaire

23:44 <nightwind> ive seen him live a few times, always fun

23:44 * Shadowed bullies with gifts cause she has disposable cash.

23:45 <nightwind> see i dont have disposable cash so i just send lewd pictures to the friends i wish happy birthday to, it ususally does the job pretty well

23:46 <Schism> Goth woman likes Voltaire, news at 11.

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23:46 <nightwind> LOL

23:46 * Schism coughs. "Anyway." She snugs the nightwind anyway. And decides to poke at Control some more. "Also, Ahti remains the best janitor."

23:46 <Schism> Finwe knows Ahti well.

23:47 <nightwind> what do you expect Schism I left more than my heart in that cantina

23:47 <Schism> o/` I left my leg in Jaglan Beta...

23:47 * nightwind snugs Schism back

23:47 <Schism> (o/` I teleported home one night with Ron and Sid and Meg.  Ron stole Maggie's heart away, and I got Sydney's leg. o/`)

23:48 <nightwind> Schism you have to remember that alot of my friends are trans girls on random discord servers and twitter

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23:48 <Schism> I know.  :p

23:48 <nightwind> i think i went over the %'s of trans twitter on the discord server the other night

23:50 <Schism> The writing-Discord servers I'm on all seem to be LGBTQ+ or outright trans.

23:51 <LunaNightwind> I mean big trans activities, Writing, livestreaming, speedrunning

23:52 <LunaNightwind> i think its because you dont have to be social

23:52 <Librarian> ma butt hurts

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