00:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: 3D Pony Art Gallery #90 [ https://tinyurl.com/y9zbvaat ]
00:30 * Schism snuggles the nightwind and then flees back to work.
00:30 <Schism> Filled with delicious cherry ice cream.
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01:13 <Cepheid> I'd very much like to explore the rest of Elden Ring, but that first boss is just being too much of a pain in the ass. I've beaten Dark Souls 1 through 3, and Bloodborne, but I've never encountered anything this difficult in them.
02:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Nightly Discussion #2782 [ https://tinyurl.com/yadbam5f ]
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02:08 <nightwind> yeah that first boss in ER is horrible
02:09 <nightwind> i spent 3 hours on it today
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03:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Makenshi: Album: Francis Vace - Fading [Pop Punk] [ https://tinyurl.com/ybxn5h9l ]
03:07 <Schism> gods
03:07 <Schism> I don't know why I even bother coming online when I'm scheduled for casework. It's NEVER worth it. I'm never going to have 'oh, 3 short calls and then back to cases, feeling refreshed'. I'm always going to have a fucking 45 minute escalation.
03:08 <Schism> Sorry for the F-word. I'm just... angry.
03:20 <PinkieShy> Apparently I laughed my butt off and was hyper last week
03:21 <PinkieShy> I asked a few friends what happened to me after i had a bit of jack Daniels a week ago and they said i was just very hyper and giggly in vrchat
03:21 <PinkieShy> Like they never seen me that giggly before apparently haha
03:53 <Schism> Last week, my brother screamed in my ear that my laughter was somehow... wrong. Like there aren't too ways you can deal with the madness of the world: you can laugh or you can cry. And my laughter is somehow the wrong way to do it.
04:02 <nightwind> Spoiler alert, Schism has a cute laugh
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05:37 * Schism doesn't have a cute laugh...
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05:52 <PinkieShy> I'm told I have a contagious laugh
05:55 <Cepheid> Well, after numerous tries, I finally beat that boss.
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06:06 <Schism> Note to self: collect every possible set of enemies so that Gau can fill the list.
06:08 * Schism also refuses Banon thrice so that she gets the Genji Glove.
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06:21 <Cepheid> Ah message leavers, don't ever change. "Try fingers, but hole"
06:22 <Schism> I have heard this is the standard of messages, yes.
06:22 <Cepheid> Strangely people like leaving messages about chaos down in the boss room of ruins.
06:23 <Cepheid> And of course, the self-recursive message "Could this be a message?"
06:24 <Schism> Randomly: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/889610689382068284/947016061830696960/unknown.png
06:24 <Schism> Waiting for the day that I look like a cis woman.
06:25 <AppleDash> That day has already come
06:26 * Schism flailypaws. "Not yet, that."
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06:45 <Schism> So...
06:45 <Schism> Is this the frozen Esper?
06:59 * Schism listens to all the themes. Even if they've not been changed overmuch, they're still fantastic.
07:00 <Schism> Theme of Locke == <3.
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08:05 <ConfusionRift> Hello everypony.
08:10 <Schism> That's Shadow. He'd slit his mama's throat for a nickel.
08:10 * Schism tips her hat to ConfusionRift. And listens to Shadow's theme in the remake. :p
08:10 <ConfusionRift> o_0
08:11 <Schism> You know this game!
08:11 <ConfusionRift> Thing is I'm not sure if it's the game I'm thinking of.
08:11 <Schism> FF6 has gotten a remaster. I only picked it up because it's the first time I've actually _paid_ for FF6. Like, ever.
08:12 <ConfusionRift> ...
08:12 * Schism headtilts.
08:13 <Schism> All told it's nothing grand, though. Nice music, some decent retranslation, but it's not a patch on Woolsey's IMO.
08:13 <ConfusionRift> A reminder that I'm not big on RPGs, especially turn-based ones. I only know of a few of the FF series games. 6 is one I haven't played.
08:16 <ConfusionRift> I have only played 1/3rd of 7, saw someone play part of 9, played most of X, EVADED X-2 after playing it for 2 hours, and only know bits and pieces of the rest.
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08:17 * ConfusionRift might give some RPGs a bit of a chance.
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08:23 <Golden> Blep
08:24 <ConfusionRift> Thing is, if I do, I would have to set quite a chunk of time on them.
09:14 <Golden> Hm
09:26 <Schism> I'd forgotten that the first instance of Ultros is a bastard and a half if you've not overleveled. He'll slap Banon with a tentacle if you don't Defend, and give you a one-shot game over.
09:27 <ConfusionRift> Yay, fair. :P
09:27 <Schism> ConfusionRift, there's an early-game fight which is basically an escort mission, except that the NPC in question also has a full party heal which is _awesome_.
09:29 <Schism> Also, um....
09:29 <Schism> The new remake also... just... fails.
09:39 <Golden> Honestly. I went into the Ultros fight with Banon around level 10
09:41 <Schism> That's more or less where I was.
09:42 <Schism> And yet still, when Ultros went "Your ugly mug" and smacked Banon with a tentacle, that was a OHKO. You have to have him defending throughout, not just using Pray.
09:43 <Schism> Otherwise that 280HP beard is going to get a 360HP slap.
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11:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Morning Discussion #2577 [ https://tinyurl.com/yaqtdnvz ]
11:04 <Golden> Honestly I just got really lucky as Ultros mainly targeted Terra with the tentacle. I wasn't even defending with Banon. The worst thing he got was blind.
11:46 <Lumindia> It's also partially a lesson in "USE THE BACK ROW"
11:47 <Lumindia> you take like, half damage in the back row or something
12:05 * ConfusionRift flops to sleep. "Meeeeeheeheheheeeeeh."
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12:21 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Comic: Aunt's Pride / Moss Treatment / Movie Slate: No, Get Out / Divided 3 / BoE 9:18 [ https://tinyurl.com/y9fjg7so ]
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16:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Makenshi: Celestia & Luna Music: d.notive - Vicious Lies (Live Arrangement) [Electro] [ https://tinyurl.com/yanjm354 ]
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17:21 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Episode Rewatch - Season 8 Episodes 11 - 12 - Molt Down / Marks for Effort [ https://tinyurl.com/yb8g6454 ]
18:30 * Schism flumps on sofapone. And also brings nightwind and Ali along.
18:33 * Pony|37675 is a slightly smooshed sofapon'.
18:34 * Ali squeaks and flails
18:41 * Schism doesn't bring Dranae with, though, or Pony|37675 would be _very_ smooshed.
18:50 <Schism> Finwe: "Simo Hayha, how did you get so good at sniping?" Hayha: "Practice."
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19:15 <Schism> Comedy is all about timing. https://twitter.com/r_mill69/status/1494019090473705475
19:45 <Ali> Yeet the Yiga
19:48 <Schism> The weapon just falling to the ground like that takes it from 'impressive takedown' to 'Looney Tunes'.
19:53 <Ali> HAHA LINK YOU FOOL
19:53 <Ali> GAHHHHHHHHHH
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20:12 <Cepheid> So my dad's back in the hospital. Different reason this time. Anaphylaxis. Ate chicken contaminated with shellfish from Popeyes yesterday.
20:21 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Drawfriend Stuff (Pony Art Gallery) #3973 [ https://tinyurl.com/yb2uq5cx ]
20:22 <Cepheid> He's fine now, for the most part. The hospitalization is due to the epinephrine raising his heart rate, and they want to keep an eye on that.
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22:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Community Soapbox - The Pros and Cons of Future Pony, Popstar Pipp, Applejack, and more! [ https://tinyurl.com/ycpwmu3q ]
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23:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Orchestral Music - Jyc Row - Ardenu, Queen of Flames [ https://tinyurl.com/ydgasmwt ]
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23:11 * Shadowed horses into existence once more. What's going on?
23:12 <Ali> Not much
23:12 * Ali grabs Shadowed for lots of snuggles
23:12 * Shadowed snugs and brushies Ali.
23:12 * Ali leans hard into the brushies
23:31 * Schism is work fox.
23:31 <Schism> "So, are you ever going to get more of those Space Jam shoes?"
23:33 * Shadowed cannot wait. Takes xbox to room to play Elden Ring. Cannot resist!
23:37 <Ali> Just tell them Lebron is boycotted
23:40 <Cepheid> Good luck, Shadowed.
23:40 <Cepheid> It's not an easy game. Apparently the first boss has a less-than-30% defeat rate.
23:40 * Lumindia meows
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23:47 <Ali> That's pretty horrible for a first boss rate
23:47 <Cepheid> It is.
23:47 * Ali grabs PinkieShy and snugs on
23:47 * PinkieShy gives Ali Eevee snugs
23:48 <Ali> Its the first boss of the game, not the final
23:48 <Ali> Then again
23:48 <Ali> Steam achievements are always way off if you ask me
23:48 <Ali> Megaman 11 64% have beaten at least one boss
23:49 <Ali> Yet only 48% have beaten half of the bosses
23:50 <Ali> And only 32% have beaten Megaman 11
23:50 <Ali> And only 1% have done it in under 60m
23:50 <Cepheid> It doesn't take into account people who stop playing the game after X time has passed.
23:50 <Ali> I'm sure it doesn't
23:51 <Ali> But the game has an easy mode so I don't know why the rates are so poor
23:52 * Ali is happy with their 100% of that game...twice cause the switch has its own achievements system
23:52 <Schism> Only 88% of MHW players have gotten to 2* rank.
23:53 <Schism> Only 63% have even captured a monster.
23:55 <Schism> Only 50% have fished at all, only 42% have cooked a well-done steak, etc.
23:59 <Cepheid> That said, the boss in question *IS* hard.
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