Log archive of EquestriaDaily for Wednesday, 2022-03-02

00:03 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Drawfriend Stuff - BEST Art of Derpy Hooves (2022 Edition Part 1) [ https://tinyurl.com/yd565web ]

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00:31 <Schism> That was a lot of fun.  I beat Nightluna on one game, she beat me on the other.

00:50 <Nightwind> Its always fun with you Schism

01:03 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Drawfriend Stuff - BEST Art of Derpy Hooves (2022 Edition Part 2) [ https://tinyurl.com/ycoxlzoj ]

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01:53 <Schism> Nightmoon beating me on Mario Party made me sad. :<

02:00 <Ali> Just flip tables

02:01 <Ali> Its what everyone else does when they lose Mario Party

02:03 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Nightly Discussion #2786 [ https://tinyurl.com/ybpeb2xn ]

02:21 <Nightwind> I dont flip tables when I lose mario party

02:21 <Nightwind> also dont be sad Fox Girl

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03:23 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Derpy Day - Open Art Compilation!  [ https://tinyurl.com/yah87byx ]

03:46 * Schism will beat Nightwind next game. NEXT GAAAAME

03:58 <Schism> Mario Parties 1-7 are available over Parsec.  o3o

03:58 <Schism> For those willing to steal them, of course.

04:13 <Nightwind> Nawwww Foxie, you will lose again

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05:52 <PinkieShy> Let the giggly PinkieShy begin :D

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08:01 <ConfusionRift> Hello everypony.

08:04 <Cepheid> Hey hey.

08:05 * Schism awaken. She snugs the ConfusionRift and the Cephy, then drains an iced tea Monster in one gulp.

08:06 * ConfusionRift snugs back.

08:08 <Schism> I'll beat Nightmoon next time in Mario Party.  (We played MP7 earlier.)

08:09 * ConfusionRift is done with the Unown and the massive mass outbreaks... and still has one Pokemon left, darn it!

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08:12 <PinkieShy> I gotta go to bed..

08:12 <Schism> hmmmm!  There's a nearby beer and burger bar over on the Belmont plaza which at least one local foodie suggests.  It's possible I might have to go there and try a burger and one of their rotating taps.

08:12 * Schism hugs the PinkieShy. "Fleep well."

08:12 <PinkieShy> My head hurts i am dizzy and possibly very tipsy..

08:12 <PinkieShy> Night every poni

08:13 <ConfusionRift> Have a good one!

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08:13 <Schism> ConfusionRift, or I could go out and get some bibimbap instead.  <.<

08:14 <Schism> Bibimbap which looks like this.  https://andrewcoppolino.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/Taste-of-Seoul-Bibimbap-640x427.jpg

08:15 <ConfusionRift> Oh, that's the actual name. :P

08:15 <Schism> There's so much stuff to eat around here.

08:17 <Schism> Like Elixir's salmon and scallops here.  https://andrewcoppolino.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/Salmon-dish-768x1024.jpg

08:17 * ConfusionRift looks around. Sees 3 pizza places, 4 burger joints, way too many taco places, 3 chicken places, and 3 Chinese restaurants... 2 of them being terrible.

08:19 * Schism patpats the ConfusionRift. "If you find yourself up here, should get you over to the Adventurers' Guild Cafe for a game of Catan, a beer and foods.

08:19 <Schism> Or a game of Surviving Mars, dunno if they have that one tho.

08:19 <Cepheid> Yeah, around here there's not much food-wise.  Toronto and it's surroundings are great for restaurants.

08:19 <Schism> I mean, the city here is named KITCHENer, so.

08:20 <Schism> You'd think Ottawa would have a nice melange, though.

08:22 <Cepheid> Heavens no.  That'd be sane.

08:22 <Cepheid> No, we just got a bunch of pizza parlors.  Like, too many of them.

08:22 <Cepheid> I'm within 15 minutes walking distance of two different pizza places.

08:22 <Cepheid> And if I walk to one, I'm 15 minutes distance from *ANOTHER* pizza place.

08:23 <Schism> At least flatbread and toppings are tasty.

08:23 * Schism can throw a rock and hit three Subways.

08:24 * ConfusionRift changes the pizza place count from 3 to 5.

08:24 <Schism> Cepheid: I am annoyed because the Gamecube version of Ikaruga has no focus button.

08:24 <ConfusionRift> There's a Speedy's and Pizza Hut.

08:24 <Schism> Except I guess it didn't...

08:25 <Schism> Without a focus button, how am I supposed to get Dot Eater on level 2?

08:26 <Cepheid> Very carefully

08:26 * Schism har har har.

08:26 <ConfusionRift> Eeerm... that's how it was, so... yeah, very carefully. :P

08:27 <Schism> Level 2, as many know, is the one with the crushing blocks.  Crushing blocks which one can _baaaaarely_ squeak by without perishing.

08:31 * Schism gets today's Dungleon in 6. Bleh.

08:31 * ConfusionRift gives Schism a few games; Chaos Field, Cyber Mars, ESP Ra De, Mushihimesama, DoDonPachi, and a few of the earlier Touhou installments. :P

08:32 * Schism sticks her tongue out. "Okay, okay, so a focus button isn't a THING until later games, but still."

08:32 <Schism> Also, throwing CAVE at me isn't fair.

08:32 <ConfusionRift> Hehehe.

08:33 * Schism slows down and highlights Erina's health bar while facing a pantsless menace sans hammer.

08:34 <Schism> Er, health bar?  Hit box.

08:36 * ConfusionRift removes DoDonPachi, and replaces it with Progear.

08:36 <ConfusionRift> Even the field a little. :P

08:36 * Schism drawls, "Thaaaaanks."

08:37 * Schism throws the Leo fight in Zone of the Enders 2 at ConfusionRift, just outta spite.

08:37 <ConfusionRift> I was gonna put Deathsmiles, but since it's oh so controversial, I didn't. :P

08:37 * ConfusionRift hasn't played that game, but is more familiar with the soundtrack... especially that one.

08:38 <Schism> Deathsmiles... why is that one controversial, then?

08:40 <ConfusionRift> Possible underaged characters, character with sorta exposed chest, demonic symbols, some implications of curses and hexes, etc. etc. etc.

08:40 <ConfusionRift> It's stupid.

08:41 <ConfusionRift> Oh yeah, major religious and satanic symbolism.

08:41 <ConfusionRift> I honestly could not care less of it. It was a rather good shmup.

08:41 <Schism> Okay, the underaged character I might be concerned about, but foul and wicked magiks and occult symbols?  This isn't the '90s, and we're not Nintendo of America.

08:42 * ConfusionRift whispers. "They're releasing it on the switch."

08:42 <Schism> Hmmm... nah, I'll get it for $7 CAD on Steam.

08:43 <ConfusionRift> That too. Hell, I got it on Steam.

08:43 <ConfusionRift> Same for DoDonPachi and Mushihimesama.

08:43 <ConfusionRift> Oh, and eXceed.

08:43 <Schism> eXceed I have yet to play.

08:44 <ConfusionRift> Same. It's just... I know it's gonna be a hard one.

08:44 <ConfusionRift> If I'm having troubles with Devil Engine, all those games are gonna be rough.

08:45 <Schism> CAD $28 for Dodonpachi, Mushihimesama (and 1.5), and Deathsmiles.

08:45 <ConfusionRift> There as a special for shmups, so I got those at a fraction.

08:45 * Schism taps her chin indecisively.

08:46 <ConfusionRift> *was

08:46 <ConfusionRift> Same for Dariusburst Chronicle... which is still expensive.

08:47 * ConfusionRift sees it on special for $15.

08:53 <ConfusionRift> Oh yeah, Cotton 100% is back.

08:55 <ConfusionRift> Oh... yeah... $45 for a shmup is a bit steep, especially a remake of an older game.

08:56 <Schism> A tad, yes.

09:10 <Cepheid> Hum.

09:10 <Cepheid> All of these messages are telling me to turn back and use the portal.

09:10 <Cepheid> I think I'll continue on for the sake of knowing.  I have 76 runes, so death won't be an issue.

09:10 <Schism> Yeah, if you're empty on runes, exploration is the Thing to Do.

09:11 <Schism> Plus, I'm sure that it's perfectly safe.

09:11 <Cepheid> ... Far as I can tell it was.

09:11 <Cepheid> I made it up to the gate without any aggression from the castle.

09:11 <Cepheid> Can't get IN this way, but yeah.

09:11 <Schism> And now to turn back and check the portal for kicks.  o3o

09:12 <Cepheid> Which leaves me wondering why there are bloodstains here, if there are no enemies.

09:12 <Schism> Something you do inside the castle later causes them to spawn, I guess.

09:20 <Cepheid> The castle is... non-aggressive.

09:20 <Cepheid> Because there's a "festival" going on, that anyone can partake in.  It involves killing the big bad of the castle.

09:20 <Schism> Ahh.  World event, makes sense.

09:21 <Cepheid> Not a world event.

09:21 <Cepheid> Just the way it's described is all.

09:21 <Schism> Hmmm.

09:21 <Cepheid> Let's see how out of my league this guy is.

09:22 <Cepheid> He took me down in two shots from long-range.

09:23 <Schism> So, pretty far out of your league unless you master the sneaky-sneak.

09:25 <Cepheid> I managed to get him down to half health on my own, but yeah.  You need to be fast to get to get to barriers that block the shots.

09:25 <Cepheid> And close that distance ASAP.

09:28 <Cepheid> I need to learn how to dodge attacks that home in on me.

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09:29 * ConfusionRift watches someone play TBoI, and get s a bit tired of them complaining of the bad damage numbers he has. Sees him contemplating on getting an item that WILL kill the run completely if he takes too much damage. He knows this, he understands this... he picks it up. "If the run dies, it's all on you. Idiot."

09:30 <Schism> Glad I spent all day yesterday on a sort of date with Nightwind, because if I'd been on social media I would have been biting through wood planks.

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09:30 <ConfusionRift> Oh, chance of double item spawns at the cots of potentially dying after taking damage.

09:30 <ConfusionRift> *cost

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09:31 <ConfusionRift> It's why I stopped using social media again. There's nothing there.

09:31 <Cepheid> I tailor my social media to avoid controversy.  It's worked for me so far.

09:31 <Schism> Oh, were I following the news in general I'd still be raging.

09:32 <ConfusionRift> I tried that, by having just specific people on dash... but they're also discussing the same thing, so... it's Facebook all over again.

09:33 <Schism> I unfortunately do have to follow current events, lest it turn out that someone somehow makes my existence illegal.

09:34 <ConfusionRift> ...

09:34 <Schism> But anyway.

09:34 * Schism shakes her head and looks at Mario Party, considering what to play.

09:35 <ConfusionRift> [Uses SKIP card.] Got that one bastard to capture still. This is annoying now.

09:35 <Schism> Which one are you missing?

09:35 <Cepheid> I think it helps that I can't understand 90% of my Twitter timeline because it's almost all Japanese.

09:36 <ConfusionRift> Cranidos.

09:36 <Schism> Oh, that one.

09:36 * Schism dangles a Skull Fossil next to ConfusionRift. Except it won't help, because Jurassic Park technology didn't exist in the Meiji era.

09:37 * ConfusionRift noms on the fossil.

09:37 <Schism> Sorry, the early Edo period, I mean.

09:39 <ConfusionRift> Hah! He died. Too bad, so sad, ripparooni in pepperoni.

09:39 <Schism> That feeling when I remember that in at least one universe, Lex Luthor started his campaign of unending hatred against Superman because Superboy accidentally made him bald.

09:40 <ConfusionRift> But yeah, space distortions only show up when I don't want them. And when they do, it's always the same ragtag of Pokefools.

09:41 * Schism yees.

09:43 * ConfusionRift wonders if there's a chance for Cranidos to show in massive outbreaks.

09:50 <ConfusionRift> I wish there was an item that would increase the chances for a distortion.

09:56 * ConfusionRift sees a Stantler trying to bap him. He just walks away. As he walks away, he sees Stantler lifting his front legs, and keeping them up. Then runs off on two. "Was that... is that a Zorua or something?"

09:57 * Schism blinks. "A very well-crafted game, is Arceus Legends." She watches an Eevee clip into a tree all on its own.

09:58 <ConfusionRift> The game still has problem rendering alpha Electivire. So, when I summon it, there's no sound or render. It only renders once the camera pans back to the trainer.

10:00 <ConfusionRift> Also, hiding the map barriers with draw distance fog is dumb.

10:17 <ConfusionRift> Well, mass poke genocide it is.

10:18 <Schism> They're in a space/time rift, they're doomed anyway.

10:22 <ConfusionRift> "They're getting spaghetti'ed anyways." | Yeah... wait- huh?!

10:33 <ConfusionRift> Oh... apparently, battling and resting are the worst things I can do, because they pause the game timer.

10:34 <Schism> ... oh.

10:35 * ConfusionRift puts Garchomp down, lets them rest up, and sits by them as they wait.

10:36 <Cepheid> https://twitter.com/iwasi_R/status/1498969552390332420 Always make sure you see your landing spot.

10:36 <ConfusionRift> Hole in one!

10:36 <Schism> Thaaaaat'll do it.

10:37 <Cepheid> I like the rats.  They look so unconcerned.

10:40 * ConfusionRift goes to the mountain peak entrance to wait there, just to hear that good music in the meantime.

10:53 <ConfusionRift> Huh, thought Froslass didn"t rest.

10:55 <ConfusionRift> Still no distortion. Might rest to reset the timer.

10:59 <Schism> hmmm.  Want to wrap some couscous, spinach and chicken in a tortilla with dressing and a few other veggies.  That's a burrito, right?

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11:02 <ConfusionRift> That's a wrap. :P

11:03 <ConfusionRift> Then again, that's basically what a burrito is. Hmmmmm.

11:03 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Morning Discussion #2581 [ https://tinyurl.com/y9zfaspd ]

11:03 <AppleDash> I think what differentiates a burrito is that it includes beans

11:03 <Schism> But I've made burritos without any beans at all!

11:04 <ConfusionRift> Actually, I think it's more the case of having some sort of meat.

11:05 <AppleDash> Then what differentiates a burrito from a shawarma?

11:06 * Schism looks at the local pizza places, which offer shawarma pizzas.

11:06 <Schism> Of course, if we get into essentialist definitions, we're going to wind up in Diogenes territory soon.

11:07 <ConfusionRift> I really don't know. Many cultures have a dish that many have their own version of. :P

11:07 <Schism> "We can't stop here.  This is [flying mammal with leathery wings] territory."

11:08 <ConfusionRift> Because some call shawarmas just wraps.

11:08 <Schism> country*

11:08 <Schism> And yea...

11:08 <Schism> And, AND... I'm pretty sure that the burrito place downtown offers a shawarma burrito.

11:08 <ConfusionRift> "Because you wrap the thing with the thing." | Then calzones are wraps? | (stares angrily) | What?!

11:09 <Schism> I KNOW for an absolute fact that some places in town will happily serve a shawarma calzone.

11:10 <Schism> Which is a linguistic abomination I never thought I'd seriously type, but it's a weird morning.

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11:13 <Lumindia> Good morning everyone~!

11:13 * Lumindia snugs on all the friend pones

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11:16 <ConfusionRift> Hallo fren! :P

11:16 <Schism> Harlo, fren Lumin.

11:17 * Schism is not a pone, though, and thus is not snugged. (She is a fox.)

11:22 * Lumindia snugs on frens as well

11:22 <Lumindia> ' w'

11:22 <Lumindia> and thus Schism does get snugs

11:23 * Schism yays at snugs, and provides Lumindia with tails wrapped around.

11:37 <Cepheid> That's the second time I've seen this boss get bugged.

11:40 <Schism> Castle boss?

11:40 <Cepheid> Nah, another one.

11:40 <Cepheid> First time I fought it, it was bugged.  This time, a new player was hunting it for the first time, it was bugged then as well.

11:41 <Schism> huh.

11:41 <Cepheid> It leaves the boss permanently invulnerable and impossible to kill.

11:41 <Schism> So even outside the issues on PC (which at least one person has blamed on shaders taking a while to propagate), it's ... not been very well tested.

11:42 <Cepheid> It is the shaders on PC.

11:42 <Schism> Makes sense.

11:43 <Cepheid> What's happening is that when new stuff appears for the first time, shaders are being compiled for rendering them, be it particle effects or just plain simple models.

11:43 <Cepheid> And that's what's causing the hitching that people are seeing.

11:44 <Cepheid> This does mean it'll eventually go away over time, as the compiled shaders are saved to a cache, and are loaded from there instead of recompiling again.

11:44 * Schism nods, "And it goes away after a bit of playtime because most assets have been loaded at that point."

11:45 * Lumindia snugs into the tails

11:45 <Lumindia> soft

11:45 <Cepheid> There is still a slowdown associated with loading new areas though.  That isn't shaders, that's something else.  Just bad optimization there, I think.

11:45 * Schism issa soft foxxo.

11:45 <Schism> Until these enterprising players then change their rendering settings to try and make the issue go away, at which point the shaders all have to recompile...

11:45 <Cepheid> Or they update their video drivers.

11:45 <Schism> Ah, yes.  And since nVidia seems to be updating on a weekly basis...

11:45 <Cepheid> The alternative solution is to compile all the shaders before the game starts, but that takes friggen forever.

11:46 <Cepheid> As you've seen with Horizon Zero Dawn

11:47 <Cepheid> There's an alternative solution but it requires intervention from Valve.

11:49 <Cepheid> Basically, compile all the shaders for the different common driver versions out there, stuff the cache into a database, and simply have the players download the cache for their video card and driver version along with the game.

11:50 <Cepheid> Otherwise, the only solution is to precompile everything before the game starts.

11:50 <Cepheid> Which can take minutes to do.

11:50 <Schism> WAY too many permutations to be viable, too.

11:51 <Cepheid> Yep.

11:51 <Cepheid> I think it only works with Vulkan/OpenGL too, not Direct3D.

11:51 <Cepheid> Because that's what's done for running games over Proton.  The shaders are cached, uploaded to a server, and then downloaded by people playing using Proton and DXVK under Linux.

11:55 <Cepheid> It's also why the problem doesn't exist on consoles.  Because the hardware is static, you can legitimately just precompile everything, stuff it into the cache, and distribute the cache with the game.

11:55 * Schism nodnods. "Of course. I imagine for the Steam Deck it's no problem, too."

11:57 <Cepheid> Pretty much, especially since that's using Proton + DXVK.  It's technically a portable Linux machine, so Windows games need Proton + DXVK to work right.

11:57 <Cepheid> If they even work at all.

11:57 <Schism> Small surprise that there are a lot of unsupported titles.

11:58 <Schism> Everyone was like, "Elden Ring, fully supported?  Really?"

11:59 <Cepheid> Proton + DXVK have been getting very good at running Windows games.

11:59 * Schism nodnods.

11:59 <Cepheid> So it's not that big of a surprise.  The outliers are the ones who are using the APIs incorrectly, or are expecting certain bugs in the APIs.

12:03 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Drawfriend - Equestria Girls / Anthro MLP Art Gallery #371 [ https://tinyurl.com/yb7j7fo3 ]

12:04 <Cepheid> I do not recommend this game on the PS4 or PS4 Pro.  Good gods, the fan on the console.

12:05 <Schism> Randomly, Squeenix are in talks with Microsoft to bring FFXIV to the XBox series.

12:05 <Cepheid> No reason they shouldn't be able to.

12:07 <Lumindia> The critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV Online that has a free trial that etc etc etc

12:09 <Cepheid> Message: "No enemy ahead."  *Looks at bridge.  There's a dragon on it.*

12:12 <Schism> Those fun times: When I use the phrase 'denatured pineapple' and people look at me like I've sprouted a second head.

12:13 <Schism> "Pineapples are not a biological weapon!" "They... kinda are."

12:16 <Schism> Cepheid: Really, why in the heavens do you even _read_ soapstone messages?  

12:16 <Cepheid> Because they're sometimes useful.

12:16 <Cepheid> Like the ones indicating to be wary in a given direction, 'cause usually that means an enemy hiding around a corner.

12:17 <Schism> Sometimes, I guess.  But just as often they're just leading you up the garden path.

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13:21 <Schism> Finwe: "Nanny had one other little talent, which was a mind like a buzzsaw behind a face like an elderly old apple."

13:39 * Finwe hats on Schism.

13:41 <Finwe> There's going to be a very Ankh-Morporkian presidentiel election for Ukraine in Kremlin.

13:41 <Finwe> One man, one vote; the man being Putin and the vote already cast for Viktor Yanukovych.

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16:30 <ember> mmm, burnt crispy bits. I love Ankh-Morpork stories. vimes stories in particular

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16:33 <Heartbreak> Geeeez.

16:34 <Heartbreak> Time to boop some ponies and reimagine some stallions as mares.

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16:35 <Heartbreak> Starting with Nitro.

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16:37 <Heartbreak> They knew when to -run-...

16:57 <Heartbreak> poseyshy: I'm connected, right?

16:58 <Heartbreak> Cause... I haven't disconnected like... ever... And that's odd...

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17:35 <Nightwind> hi hi

17:38 * Ali flops over Nightwind

17:39 * Nightwind hugs the cute unicorn

17:39 * Ali isn't cute though

17:39 * Nightwind isnt arguing that this morning, ali is cute and thats final

17:40 * Ali looks at clock, its afternoon, thus she can argue it! :P

17:40 <Nightwind> oh shoot i forgot to plug in my watch last night

17:41 * Ali uses a watch that is old fashioned, it runs on battery power

17:41 <Nightwind> I blame a fox girl for distracting me with movies anime and video games

17:41 * Ali is jelly cause unicorn doesn't have that

17:42 <Nightwind> i just received an apple watch the other day ali

17:42 <Ali> Boo

17:42 <Nightwind> it was free

17:43 <Nightwind> husband bought it 2 years ago for his sister and we never sent it

17:43 <Nightwind> so i asked him the other day if i could just have it

17:44 * Ali nods

17:45 <Nightwind> he is also attempting to aquire a steam deck for me for my birthday so thats cool as hell

17:45 <Nightwind> since a new graphics card just aint happening

17:46 * Ali tends to not get much of anything on bdays anymore, nothing the unicorn wants and everything is too expensive..

17:46 <Nightwind> i dont like gifts but i have learned i have to accept them from husbando and its probably smart if i accept them from my girlfriends

17:48 <Nightwind> like schism bought me a year of nintendo switch online last week and i realized I have no choice but to accept it

17:48 <Nightwind> and Doxia is sending me a box of snacks which i have to accept

17:49 <Nightwind> that said australian snacks might be yummers

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17:50 <Nightwind> also if schism comes in and wonders who Doxia is. you know her I am just using her DnD name in here just like husbando is husband or blazing

17:51 * Ali doesn't, never heard of that name

17:53 <Nightwind> naw i have never mentioned her in here before

17:55 <Nightwind> she is one of my girls Ali

17:57 <Nightwind> and the Cat brings me coffee once in a while which I have also learned to accept

17:57 <Nightwind> because she gets grumpy if i dont LOL

18:01 * Ali is part jelly of

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18:02 <Nightwind> jelly of what

18:05 <Ali> Eon dun't get showered wiff gifts.  But its probably for the best

18:06 <Nightwind> i dont get showered in gifts but i have learned that its pointless to fight getting them from my partners or my mother

18:06 <Nightwind> cuz they are being given to me whether i want them or not

18:09 <Nightwind> :-( 3 of my DnD characters are no completely unplayable

18:11 <Nightwind> this is why dating one of the 2 DMs is probably a bad idea, 2 of my characters have ascended to godhood and one is now queen

19:43 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Drawfriend Stuff (Pony Art Gallery) #3977 [ https://tinyurl.com/y7zomkde ]

19:51 * Schism yawns. Stretches, squeaks foxishly. Slept a good while, so now she's KINDA back on time...

19:54 <Nightwind> Hey Fox Girl

19:58 <Schism> Taking gorlpills 3 hours off, that's fine.

20:13 <Schism> Cepheid: https://twitter.com/NotBrunoAgain/status/1499032900309819398

20:13 <Nightwind> oh yeah I gotta take those this morning

20:37 * Schism offers Ali a burrito. https://twitter.com/rStardewValley/status/1498992270674210818

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20:39 <Ali> obviously to sip while you're making the burrito

20:40 <Schism> Clearly, but also one could marinade the meat in cola, as one does.

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20:51 <Schism> 'That's odd,' I says to myself.  'Why is the local news reacting to a BlackBerry announcement?'  And then I remember that Blackberry is headquartered here.  

21:14 <Finwe> Good evening, everypony.

21:14 <Schism> rAdm. Finwe.

21:14 * Schism doffs her mask. (It has no nose!)

21:15 <Schism> <Agnes> If he had no nose, then how did he-- <Everyone else> *ignores*

21:15 <Finwe> I was supposed to take a short nap after returning home; now I wake up at 23:00. :/

21:15 <Schism> Short naps are like that.

21:16 * Finwe noms on Ali's tail in frustration.

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21:38 <Finwe> Mr PinkieShy.

21:38 * Finwe hugs a PinkieShy.

21:49 * Schism peers at DoDonPachi.

22:09 * Ali grumps and flumps on Schism

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22:33 <Finwe> Mr Librarian.

22:33 <Librarian> im reallllllly tired

22:33 <Librarian> mista le finwerino

22:33 * Finwe doffs his hat.

22:33 * Librarian doffs ali

22:33 <Librarian> i found an old photo enlarger

22:33 <Librarian> not waht i thought the thing was

22:33 <Librarian> my grandfather made canvas painting by projecting an image, wanna do that

22:34 <Finwe> Isn't that like photocopying by hand?

22:34 <Librarian> not quite

22:35 <Librarian> i just want the base drawring

22:35 <Librarian> then i make a painting with acrylics

22:35 <Librarian> closer to tracing

22:35 <Finwe> o3o

22:35 * Finwe hats on Librarian.

22:36 <Librarian> and i can do whatever fancy flousrishes i want

22:38 <Librarian> i still have too much work to do

22:38 <Librarian> dont wana

22:38 <Librarian> tired

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22:39 * Shadowed collapses and lays on the floor. Doesn't wanna. She just had two 12 hour days back to back, tonight is probably going to be anothher one, and management (Above anyone on nightshift) "I know we've been overworking them for more than 2 years, but you know what would really help? Pizza!

22:42 * Shadowed ordered pizza today out of spite so that she can clock out for break, walk past the line entirely and pull out her own.

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22:43 * Ali snugs on the Shadowed

22:43 * Shadowed snugs Ali back. Is tired pone.

22:44 <DerpyBot> *derp*

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23:04 * Schism now has a burrito.

23:04 <Schism> It's a big burrito.  https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/889610689382068284/948713848322539580/unknown.png

23:08 <Finwe> Shouldn't it be a burro gigante instead of a burrito then?

23:09 <Shadowed> Garguantua?

23:10 <Schism> It's still a burrito.  o3o  In that it's not _quite_ as big as an actual burro.

23:11 <Schism> http://www.threepanelsoul.com/comic/on-diminutives

23:12 <Finwe> https://www.nytimes.com/2022/03/02/us/politics/russia-ukraine-china.html

23:12 <Finwe> How humane of China.

23:13 <Schism> There's no question that the IOCCC, if they had foreknowledge, would do the same.  

23:14 <Schism> Using 'olympics' and 'ethical' in the same sentence just doesn't work, unless there's a very big NOT in there too.

23:14 <Finwe> International Obfuscate C Code Contest?

23:14 <Schism> Wait, wrong one.

23:14 <Schism> The IOC, not the IOCCC.

23:14 * Schism isn't sure why she thought IOCCC. Though she loves the contest.

23:15 <Finwe> International Olympic Committee is indeed abbreviated with only one C.

23:15 <Finwe> Also, "Obfuscated".

23:17 <Finwe> One of my favourites is still https://users.aalto.fi/~vhalkola/pi.c

23:18 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Rarity Sneaks into New Play-Doh Officiall Video  [ https://tinyurl.com/ydegmbfr ]

23:18 * Shadowed wanders off to work again. See ya later.

23:20 <Finwe> https://users.aalto.fi/~vhalkola/12days.c was neat, too.

23:20 <Schism> On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ... beer.

23:22 <Nightwind> is that the bob and doug macenzie version of 12 days of christmas Schism?

23:23 <Schism> Indeed!  Rick Moranis is a national treasure.

23:23 <Schism> And Dave Thomas is pretty good, too.

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23:24 <Schism> Next time I'm gonna have to get a pad thai burrito.

23:24 *** Guest71 is now known as Librarian

23:25 <Schism> For now, this baja chicken one is fine.

23:26 <Librarian> still tired

23:26 * Schism offers Librarian a corner of this burrito. The rest can go to feed a small nation.

23:26 * Librarian noms schism

23:27 * Schism squeaks, as foxen do.

23:28 * Schism also offers Cepheid a beaver minion, as she's Canadian too. Nothing sinister about this beaver, found at Phisor Lran. Nope.

23:28 <Schism> Il Mheg just has lots of beavers for some reason.

23:46 * Librarian doesnt wanna work cause owo

23:46 <Librarian> im damn good at this job at that

23:46 <Librarian> im just overworked

23:46 <Schism> I'm pretty good at my job, but some days...

23:47 <Librarian> im not really in a bad job situation, i just overdid it

23:47 <Librarian> i got given my brothers workload, he is in jalisco taking an animation course

23:48 <Librarian> i dont mind, i just need a rest

23:48 <Schism> Ah, yes.

23:48 * Librarian plops on schism

23:48 * Schism is looking forward to being able to do more casework tomorrow, hopefully without getting interrupted every 10 seconds.

23:48 <Librarian> the whole second cold war thig really gave me perspective, i feel much more happy with my life

23:55 <Finwe> Ploprarian

23:58 <Finwe> “The Opera House was, indeed, that most efficiently multifunctional of building designs. It was a cube. But, as Granny had pointed out, the architect had suddenly realized late in the day that there ought to be some sort of decoration, and had shoved it on hurriedly, in a riot of friezes, pillars, corybants, and curly bits. Gargoyles had colonized the higher reaches. The effect, seen from the

23:58 <Finwe> front, was of a huge wall of tortured stone.”

23:58 <Finwe> “Round the back, of course, there was the usual drab mess of windows, pipes and damp stone walls. One of the rules of a certain type of public architecture is that it only happens at the front.”

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