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00:52 * Lumindia offers Shadowed a large stick
00:54 * Ali flops over Lumindia and noms on them
00:57 * Shadowed chews on that stick!
00:59 * Nightwind sits back and watches
01:00 * ember chews on Shadowed
01:04 * Shadowed is tasty?
01:08 * ember giggles
01:08 <ember> sorry I have been told not to chew on people as a way of making friends but I forget sometimes
01:09 <Nightwind> lol
01:18 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Open My Little Pony Art Compilation (All Skill Levels Welcome) #95 [ https://tinyurl.com/y7lnnlqt ]
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03:27 * Shadowed chews on more sticks.
03:28 * Ali chews on Shadowed's tail
03:29 * Shadowed continues to be delicious?
04:18 * ember steals a stick
04:18 * ember chews stick
04:19 <ember> hmm. not as nice as nomming friends
04:19 <ember> but not bad
04:19 <Shadowed> Sticks are very good. They last a long time and don't run away from chewing.
04:23 * ember cronches his stick in powerful wolf jaws, looks mildly guilty
04:23 <ember> well, a relatively long time I suppose
04:24 <Shadowed> You just need bigger sticks.
04:24 * Dranae pushes Shadowed's nose.
04:24 * Shadowed falls over in surprise!
04:25 * Dranae huffs and lays down beside them.
04:26 * Shadowed snuggles the big kitty bird.
04:26 <Shadowed> If you were going to build Ganon in a Souls game would you do Hybrid Strenght/Faith or Strenght/Int? Or try to do all 3?
04:26 <Dranae> Ganon? Ganon's a sorcerer. The Triforce of Power isn't really...
04:26 * Dranae frowns.
04:27 <Dranae> Honestly, I'd build him as a strength gish.
04:27 <Shadowed> He's just known for throwing around magic in pretty much every iteration.
04:27 <Dranae> 80 str, 50 end, 50 vig, 50 int, 30 faith
04:28 <Dranae> Yeah, but you're forgetting something critical. He's also inhumanly strong! (As are all Gerudo)
04:28 <Dranae> And even among the Gerudo, he's crazy, crazy strong
04:28 <Shadowed> This is very true. I'm making Ganondad in Elden Ring.
04:28 <Dranae> That said, they do kind of mean his magical power rather than the physical.
04:28 <Dranae> Then I dunno. Maybe high arcane, low faith, and abuse dark sorcery
04:29 <Dranae> https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Black+Flame+Blade
04:29 * Shadowed flees from spoilers.
04:29 <Dranae> It's just a faith spell
04:29 <Dranae> To show what I mean.
04:30 <Dranae> I'm playing a dastardly assassin of the gods.
04:30 <Dranae> Dex/faith!
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04:30 <Dranae> I have hookclaws with a huuuuuuuuuuge amount of bleed
04:30 * Ali flops over Dranae
04:31 <Shadowed> I used the flail mainly on my first character, but that's not really Ganon's thing.
04:31 * Dranae flips Ali.
04:31 <Dranae> I'd say use the uhhhh. Oath Greatsword or something?
04:31 <Ali> The Dorf likes tennis
04:31 <Dranae> You get it from the Leonine Misbegotten.
04:31 <Shadowed> I thought that was the Grafted Greatsword.
04:31 <Dranae> That's it
04:31 <Shadowed> Also Tennis works in Elden Ring. You can absolutely pingpong spells.
04:31 <Dranae> Alternatively, you could use the giant gold halberd?
04:32 <Dranae> what
04:32 <Shadowed> You can spell defelct spell deflected spells
04:32 <Dranae> Explain!
04:35 <Shadowed> https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Ash+of+War:+Thops's+Barrier
04:40 <Shadowed> So if they deflect, you deflect.
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05:11 <Schism> frgh.
05:11 * Schism tired girl. She just nomfs upon her shork and goes out from there.
05:26 * Ali flops over Schism half wet from rain.
05:31 * Shadowed gives Ali a rain coat.
05:38 * Ali curls up on Shadowed instead
05:39 * Shadowed gives towels too
05:40 <Schism> Ali: Am tired, and also being menaced by a shark.
05:40 <Ali> But eet your plush
05:41 <Schism> It still go nom. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/889610689382068284/950266757787050044/unknown.png
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05:57 * PinkieShy hands Ali a pokemon transformation potion that will turn her into any pokemon she wishes for but will be stuck as that pokemon forever.
05:57 * Ali of course will be a vee!
05:57 <Ali> At least dat way I can choose an eon eef I wants
05:58 * Shadowed puts Wooloo down. Fluffy mon.
05:58 <Schism> Is it so weird that... https://twitter.com/theogrin/status/1500710552837967873
05:58 * Schism would of course be Fennekin, but that's her.
05:58 <Nightwind> i dont know what kinda pokemon i would be
05:59 <PinkieShy> I'd be an Eevee :)
05:59 <Nightwind> being fair there is about 650 of them that i dont know
05:59 <Schism> You'd be weed cat, NIghtwind.
05:59 <Schism> Nightwind*
05:59 <PinkieShy> Or a mew..
05:59 <Schism> But really, all jokes aside... dunno what I'd be.
05:59 <Ali> Nightwind, there's going to be 1000 after Gen 9 is done I'm sure
05:59 <PinkieShy> I mean Mew seems giggly enough for me to be her xD
05:59 <Nightwind> why would i be weed cat?
05:59 <Nightwind> I know probably about 300 of them total
06:00 <Schism> Just cuz. Green and snuggly.
06:00 * Schism ahems, and just snuggles up to nightwind and naps.
06:05 * Ali tries to join the snuggles...is lonely...
06:06 * Schism makes sure that Ali is a part of the snugs...
06:06 <Nightwind> yes ali is totally part of the snugs
06:06 * Nightwind pets Schism's ears
06:06 * Ali leans into the snugs..
06:19 * Schism noms upon Ali's tail.
06:21 * Ali nuuu's, not her tail
06:21 <Shadowed> As she should be. Snug the Ali.
06:26 <Schism> This is so WEIRD
06:26 <Ali> I know! I have a cat on my lap
06:27 <Schism> I'm like, I get to be this girl. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/889610689382068284/950278113810583603/unknown.png How?!
06:27 <Shadowed> Magic powers?
06:27 <Schism> I have yet to acquire a magical familiar or a magic wand, so I don't know.
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06:30 <ConfusionRift> Hello everypony.
06:31 <Shadowed> Hello.
06:31 <Shadowed> Then Alchemy, Schism?
06:31 * Ali flops over the ConfusionRift now and drags to cuddlepile
06:31 * ConfusionRift cuddles Ali. :P
06:37 <Schism> Shadowed: Lots of alchemy and trickery.
06:37 <Schism> And strange things. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/890374373477851197/950281087114956840/unknown.png
06:38 <ConfusionRift> "But mostly alchemy." :P
06:38 <Schism> That's ONE YEAR of HRT. Well, less than, even.
06:47 * ConfusionRift flops. He tired and stressed.
06:48 * Shadowed gives hugs.
06:49 * ConfusionRift huggles back.
06:55 <Schism> Welp, in case 2022 wasn't already a doomed year, we have this now. https://twitter.com/nick_kapur/status/1500482391395254276?s=20&t=jviDseBp4rOVB37M8z8Vww
06:56 <Shadowed> I'm sure it's Fiiiine.
06:57 <ConfusionRift> Oh, cool, another cursed thing that might reappear in the world.
06:57 <Schism> At least the nogitsune is less catastropphic than, you know, mostly everything else.
06:57 <Schism> catastrophic*
06:58 <ConfusionRift> It's fiiiine.
06:59 * ConfusionRift hears a loud thud as something lands next to him. "Is that... a chuck of the sky?"
07:01 <Shadowed> Chuck Norris of the Sky?
07:02 * Shadowed becomes afraid.
07:04 * ConfusionRift sees a head poke out of the hole. It stares at him and points. "Coward!"
07:04 <ConfusionRift> Oh, it's you. Not now, broh.
07:07 <ConfusionRift> Want some ice cream? (offers mint ice cream sammiches) | (stares, then gives and takes some) "...sure."
07:09 <Schism> @Taoki - for your consideration: https://twitter.com/nick_kapur/status/1500482391395254276
07:16 * ConfusionRift starts putting this not-Lego thing together.
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07:28 * ConfusionRift drops a 1 peg block on the carpet... voila! It's gone.
07:29 <ConfusionRift> It's the trigger plunger situation again.
07:36 <ConfusionRift> Found it! Phew.
07:55 <ConfusionRift> Done! It's a doumhouser!
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08:20 * Shadowed isn't chewing on the wiring, promise.
08:21 <ConfusionRift> I think they took down the tiling to repair a leak. So... doubt it's that... I think, maybe. (stares, just in case)
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08:58 * ConfusionRift returns squeaky clean.
09:03 * Shadowed is chewing on her stick again, all is well.
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12:14 <Cepheid> "Player X has invaded!" 30 seconds later "Player X has died." We didn't even get a chance to fight them.
12:16 <ember> (knows nothing about this) invade back! take the fight to them! they can take oor lives but they cannae take oor troosers!
12:22 <Cepheid> Heh. Invasions in Soulsborne games is where a player invades the world of another player with the goal of killing said player. It's a bit of a nuisance.
12:25 <ember> sounds like a really stupid and annoying mechanic I hope it's opt in?
12:28 <Cepheid> It sort of isn't. In this game, invasions can only occur if multi-player is in play.
12:29 <Cepheid> And seeing as how multi-player is part of the game, you're likely to be invaded.
12:44 * Lumindia boops frens
12:51 <Cepheid> The basic gist of how it worked differed from game to game. Dark Souls series, you'd use humanity to change from hollow to human. This state opened you to invasions. In Bloodborne and Elden Ring, starting co-op opens you to invasions.
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13:19 <Shadowed> But you're supposed "Git Gud" /s.
13:20 * ConfusionRift yawns, and flops to sleep. He tired.
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13:22 <Shadowed> The big problem with Demons', Darks 1-2 is that in order to be able to engage in co-op you had to use the Co-Op item at a checkpoint and then survive long enough to get to a boss fight while being open to invasions and the normal problems of enemies. I'm pretty sure 3 you could use an Ember (Co-op item) anywhere, so you could just pop one right outside a boss gate, and even if you were invaded before you entered the boss arena, invaders are
13:24 <Cepheid> Mmhmm.
13:25 <Shadowed> I like the method of Elden Ring better since the Co-op item is stupid common in the wilderness, Darksouls 1-2 made you grind hard for that crap.
13:26 * Shadowed go bed horse.
13:26 <Cepheid> Eh, the grind wasn't *THAT* bad. But yeah.
13:26 <Cepheid> Just wish there were more players to summon in Elden Ring.
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14:10 * Schism is awakened by some idiot telemarketer. "Guh."
14:45 * Lumindia PETS sCHISM
14:45 * Lumindia pets Schism
14:47 * Schism squeaks. Is petted loudly, then softly.
14:48 <Lumindia> *agressively petting*
14:48 <Lumindia> x3
14:48 <Schism> [rumbling intensifies]
14:48 * Schism also drains a Monster in a single draw. This is perhaps not healthy, but it is a delicious iced tea.
14:50 <Schism> Cepheid: Here, have a void. https://twitter.com/ellenfromnowon/status/1500842770990252034
14:52 <Cepheid> That is a cute void.
14:52 <Schism> Voids tend to always be cute. But aye!
14:53 <Schism> Well, most voids. https://maximumble.thebookofbiff.com/comic/1930-whiskers/
15:00 * Schism gets up to turn off her alarm, goes '...ow'. She should put on her bra.
15:01 <Lumindia> gotta hold the twins up, after all :P
15:01 <Schism> Mostly it's just pain, today.
15:04 <Lumindia> eventually it'
15:04 <Lumindia> eventually it'll be about holding the twins up
15:24 <Schism> At _some_ point, but yeah.
15:25 <Schism> For now, though: https://reallifecomics.com/comic.php?comic=january-6-2021
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15:30 <Schism> Cepheid: NO capes. https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/t83ezm/call_it_what_it_is/
15:33 <Cepheid> Heh, more or less, yeah.
15:34 <Schism> Do you remember Thunderhead? His cape snagged on a MISSILE FIN! Stratogale! April 23, '57! Cape caught in a jet turbine! Meta Man, express elevator! Dynaguy, snag on takeoff! Splashdown, sucked into a VORTEX! NO CAPES!
15:52 <Cepheid> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY3y6zNTiLs
16:16 * Dranae frowns. Looks at his long, glossy tailfeathers, so akin to a cape.
16:16 <Dranae> Schism, why do you hate me.
16:16 * Dranae runs away and sulks, preening his tailfeathers.
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19:04 <Librarian> Finwe
19:04 <Librarian> https://www.boredpanda.com/very-finnish-problems-memes/
19:48 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Animation: What Happens at Hasbro's HQ 2: Electric Boogaloo [ https://tinyurl.com/yc9vh3fv ]
19:57 * Librarian boops ali
19:58 * Ali squeees. "The Nids are coming the Nids are coming!"
19:59 <Librarian> meh
19:59 <Librarian> im out of that racket
19:59 <Nightwind> hi hi
20:00 <Librarian> hoi
20:00 * Librarian boops luna
20:00 * Nightwind goes crosseyed
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20:02 <Librarian> got a new review on my novel
20:02 <Librarian> had to pay for it, but it was a good buy
20:03 <Nightwind> cool
20:03 <Librarian> the reviewer focuses more on erotic books, but she gave me a 3 stars
20:03 <Librarian> this is good, cause she isnt an avid fantasy reader and still had good things to say
20:03 <Librarian> also she happens to be cute, so more traffic to the review
20:04 <Librarian> cute girls drive sales
20:27 * Librarian boops ali
20:38 <Schism> Nids, you says.
20:38 * Schism watches them nerf Genestealers until they're basically puppies.
20:38 <Nightwind> hi schism
20:38 * Schism wavies. "Helping the newbies today...! Just on break briefly."
20:38 <Ali> Schism, that would be their 3rd edition counterparts
20:38 * Schism also kisses the Nightwind.
20:38 <Nightwind> having fun with that?
20:38 <Schism> It's... interesting, anyway.
20:38 <Ali> Could kill anything they touch in melee
20:39 * Nightwind kisses the schism back
20:39 <Ali> But were slow as balls, and nids couldn't cover for other nids
20:39 <Ali> They could only move 6" a turn
20:39 * Schism should play the DOS Space Hulk again sometime. And blehs.
20:39 <Nightwind> today is soooooo boring
20:39 <Ali> So you could move backwards the same amount, and shoot them, cause those 100 terms aren't the treat and you have magic bullets
20:40 <Ali> That's the only thing I hated about 3rd editon Nids
20:40 <Ali> Nothing you had blocked line of sight
20:40 <Ali> So someone could shoot thru a carpet of gaunts
20:40 <Ali> And hit the synapse creature leading them
20:40 <Ali> Once all those were dead, your army fell apart and was worthless
20:41 <Ali> Also Tyranid shooting was abosulte ass in 3rd
20:41 * Ali can't spell today, goes for a nap
20:47 <Schism> Sandwiiiich.
20:48 <Nightwind> :-p\
20:54 <Librarian> bleh
21:02 <Librarian> stomach hurts
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21:33 <Finwe> o3o
21:33 * Finwe hats on Schism.
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22:31 <Finwe> Mlles Ali and Schism; Messrs AppleDash, Cepheid, Lumindia, PinkieShy, Nitro, ember, and uni; Mrs Nightwind.
22:31 * Finwe doffs his hat.
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22:32 <Schism> Manager introduced me to the newbies as Jen, and I'm like, "Okay then!"
22:32 <Nightwind> :_D
22:32 <Nightwind> thats great hun
22:33 <Finwe> No, Attila was the great Hun.
22:34 <Nitro> o7
22:34 <Schism> It's not like I'm not out anyway. X3 But that's gonna cause some confusion when I'm [undeadname] to the customers.
22:34 <Finwe> I've never heard of Jennifer the Hun.
22:34 <Nightwind> LOL
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22:38 <Librarian> name necromancy
22:39 <Finwe> Mr Librarian.
22:39 * Finwe doffs his hat.
22:39 <Librarian> mista le finwerino
22:39 * Librarian doffs ali
22:39 <Librarian> https://www.boredpanda.com/very-finnish-problems-memes/
22:40 <Librarian> no clue if that makes sense finwe, but its funny
22:41 <Librarian> also saunas, are saunas that important in finland finwe?
22:42 <Schism> What type of tea to make...
22:42 <Librarian> iced
22:44 <Finwe> Librarian: Practically everyone has one, so yes.
22:45 <Librarian> neat
22:45 * Finwe offers some oolong tea to Schism.
22:45 * Schism passes Librarian some mango and chili spiced iced tea.
22:45 <Librarian> that sounds weird
22:46 <Librarian> you might like choclate with water and chili
22:46 <Librarian> aztec style
22:47 <Nightwind> lol
22:47 <ember> Finwe is a Funny? TIL
22:47 <ember> curse you autocorrect!!!
22:47 <ember> Finn
22:47 <Librarian> what?
22:47 <Librarian> so he tell us
22:47 <Schism> I am a fan of chili in my hot chocolate.
22:48 * ember sulks because my phone ruined the joke
22:48 * Finwe patpats ember.
22:48 <Nightwind> sulking isnt allowed or hugs will be applied Ember
22:48 * Schism provides hugs to Nightwind anyway.
22:48 <Librarian> what kind of chili schism?
22:48 * Librarian pat pats amber
22:48 <ember> nuuuuu!!!
22:49 * ember hides from hugs
22:49 <ember> I am big skeery wolf. no hugs.
22:49 <ember> awooo
22:49 <Schism> To be honest, these are probably just poblano seeds.
22:49 <Finwe> Naga morich is best chilli.
22:49 <ember> actually I really love hugs but don't tell everyone
22:49 * Schism randomly sneaks up, gives ember a foxish hug.
22:50 * Finwe snuggles an ember.
22:50 * ember yips and fake struggles
22:50 * ember rumbles happily
22:50 <Librarian> poblano seeds
22:50 * Schism patpats and offers ember a few Combos. Cheeeese.
22:51 <Librarian> they sell you that?
22:51 <ember> I was trapped, and bribed with cheese. that's my story
22:51 * ember cronches
22:51 * Librarian interviews ember
22:51 <Schism> Librarian, https://distinctlytea.com/collections/black-tea-1/products/mexican-mango-black?variant=16671149391983
22:51 <Librarian> yur story doesnt match, you were not bribed
22:52 <ember> I was dead at the time
22:52 * Nightwind hugs Schism back and kisses her nose
22:52 <ember> I was on the moon. with Schism
22:52 <Librarian> schism was here, she was making mexican tra
22:52 <Librarian> tea
22:53 <ember> nobody saw me do it and anyway I erased the surveillance videos
22:53 <Librarian> your story doesnt match
22:53 <Nightwind> Ember I am a fearless kitty Hugs are a requirement
22:53 <Nightwind> if you eat me you eat me
22:53 * Librarian provides fake evidence
22:53 * ember attempts to meow
22:53 <Librarian> ember you are arrested for crimes against ali
22:53 <ember> nuuuuuuu
22:53 <ember> you'll never take me alive!
22:54 <Nightwind> lol
22:54 * ember rolls over and plays dead
22:54 * Librarian rolls ember into a cell
22:54 * Nightwind pets ember on the head
22:54 <Finwe> What crimes? Claiming that Ali is not cute?
22:54 <ember> now now let's not joke about the true abominations...
22:55 <Librarian> Ali is the highest form of authority here
22:55 <Librarian> ergo, all crimes are agains her
22:55 <Nightwind> so eating a hotdog covered in chocolate is a crime against ali here?
22:56 * Schism waves a dark chocolate bar with espresso beans.
22:56 <Librarian> yes, also against humanity probably
22:56 * ember sneaks out of the cell and back to the cuddles
22:56 <Nightwind> >_> its good<_<
22:56 <Librarian> schism, that tea is not unusual here
22:56 <Finwe> Espresso is made of roasted berries, not beans. o3o
22:56 <Librarian> we have weirder
22:56 <Librarian> some of Mexico cities markets have really funky teas
22:57 <ember> oops! I'm almost late!
22:57 <ember> back later!
22:57 <Nightwind> later ember
23:01 * Schism also has some strong, strong tea. For now, she goes back to work.
23:08 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Pony Plushie Compilation #558 [ https://tinyurl.com/y8axhw5e ]
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