Log archive of EquestriaDaily for Tuesday, 2022-04-12

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00:53 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Drawfriend - Equestria Girls / Anthro MLP Art Gallery #381 [ https://tinyurl.com/yaawl8ch ]

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01:21 <Schism> What the hell?

01:21 <Schism> Download Mbps... 2.62?

01:24 <Ali> I've had speeds worse

01:27 <Schism> Hardly the point.  I can't hardly do anything with 2.5 Mbps down: the phone server doesn't work.

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02:03 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Nightly Discussion #2827 [ https://tinyurl.com/y77jhuwu ]

03:53 <Finwe> Good morning, my little ponies.

03:54 <Finwe> Mlles Ali and Schism; Messrs AppleDash, Cepheid, ember, Lumindia, and PinkieShy; Mrs Nightwind_.

03:54 * Finwe doffs his hat.

03:54 * Ali sits on Finwe

03:55 <Finwe> Ooof.

04:10 * PinkieShy licks Finwe and Ali

04:11 * Finwe wiggles under Ali's hindquarters.

04:11 <Finwe> !plot

04:11 <DerpyBot> *wigglewiggle*

04:13 <Schism> rAdm. Finwe.

04:13 * Schism doffs her fish and chips.

04:24 <PinkieShy> So my brother apparently got another pet lol

04:24 <PinkieShy> They now have 2 Guinea pigs, a cat, a dog, 3 gold fish.

04:25 <Schism> "Hello, I'd like to purchase a fish license."

04:25 <Schism> Are these pets, perhaps, named Eric?

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04:28 * Schism plays Wellspring on each of Ali's lands.

04:28 * Ali doesn't know what that does!

04:29 <Schism> At the start of your turn, gain control of enchanted land; at the end of your turn, lose control of enchanted land.

04:29 * Ali didn't need that mana anyway!

04:29 <Ali> Or in response, tap land

04:29 <Ali> oh wait...it still untaps

04:29 * Ali blehs

04:29 <Finwe> https://gatherer.wizards.com/pages/card/details.aspx?name=Wellspring

04:29 <Schism> Yup, so it untaps at the start of everyone's turn!

04:30 <Ali> Three mana is an awful lot to screw with someone's land

04:32 <Schism> That's true, and I mean, it's Selesnya, too...

04:38 <Ali> If you wanna ramp, there's far better cards

04:39 <Ali> Just Rampant Growth is a better ramp, along with farseek

04:39 <Schism> There's some bonuses to taking control of a _couple_ lands, but yeah.

04:40 <Ali> Its only for the turrn

04:40 <Ali> And they get it back, so you really don't gain anything

04:41 <Ali> And g/w is not a land destruction color either

04:43 <PinkieShy> Schism Nah one of them is named Scratchy.

04:43 <Finwe> Itchy and Scratchy. o3o

04:44 <Finwe> Or Ren and Stimpy.

04:55 <PinkieShy> Heh

04:55 <PinkieShy> Just did one of the oldest tricks in a book to see if it does work..

04:55 <PinkieShy> Took the liquid from pickle jar and just put a few dirty pennies in a bowl and left it for an hour

04:56 <Schism> Oh yeah, you could also use vinegar and baking soda.

04:56 <PinkieShy> I now have a very shiny pennies that went from dirty as possible to very very shiny

04:56 <PinkieShy> a 1992 penny that looks like a 2021 penny lol

04:56 * Schism cuts a small hole in a copper/zinc penny, briefly submerges it in acid, then takes a cigarette lighter to it. It turns brass!

05:00 <Ali> And then 5 days later, its back to green

05:00 <PinkieShy> Ali I hope not lol

05:01 <PinkieShy> This thing is looking nice xD

05:42 <Schism> Ali: https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/t2_gO20PPh4ka8mINB1XKHdxH0WDS7uNe-ZUSHIkmHc/https/media.discordapp.net/attachments/835511135385550849/963066617825218660/kSn8N2I.jpg?width=449&height=462

05:43 <Ali> Really wish that didn't make me download that

05:44 <Schism> Oh, sorry... https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/835511135385550849/963066617825218660/kSn8N2I.jpg

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07:19 <ConfusionRift> Hello everypony.

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08:02 * Schism hears the foxen screeching outside.

08:07 * ConfusionRift raspberries very loudly. The screech stops. :P

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08:08 <Golden> Boop

08:08 <ConfusionRift> Bop.

08:10 <Schism> Wurp.

08:17 <Golden> Derp

08:48 <ConfusionRift> Still have to beat poyo.

08:57 <Schism> Lumindia: Poor Iris.  Willow is so bubbly etc. etc.

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09:00 <Golden> Do it ConfusionRift beat Poyo

09:01 <ConfusionRift> I think I'm in that last few stages. :P

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09:14 <ConfusionRift> Guessing all abilities have 2 evolutions.

09:19 <ConfusionRift> Oh, of course, factory level... with crushers. :P

09:27 <Golden> You will be surprised for the sword ability

09:29 <ConfusionRift> The first evo is pretty good. Slow, but hard and tanky.

09:31 <Golden> Did you get the second evo?

09:32 <ConfusionRift> Not yet.

09:33 <Golden> Do you have the coliseum unlocked?

09:33 <ConfusionRift> Yep.

09:33 <Golden> Do that

09:34 <Golden> What you will get from it is op

09:35 <Golden> Like you will be able to beat mid bosses before they do anything levels of op

09:37 <ConfusionRift> Hmmmmmmmmmm.

09:41 <Golden> You won't  regret it as it basically  carried me through the rest of the game

09:46 <ConfusionRift> Blizzard is really good too.

09:46 <Golden> It is, but what you get for the first cup of the coliseum is amazing.

09:50 * ConfusionRift works on that.

09:51 * ConfusionRift wonders if Metaknight is gonna do the thing.

09:52 <ConfusionRift> He is.

09:54 <ConfusionRift> Hah! Should've forced me to grab the sword. :P

09:55 <Golden> Did you pick up the sword?

09:55 <ConfusionRift> Nope. :P

09:56 <Golden> For if you did you can get in a blade clash with him, and make him drop galaxia

09:56 <ConfusionRift> Oh... maybe I should've. Then again, can retry to see.

09:56 <Golden> Yeah

09:57 <ConfusionRift> Was curious if he was gonna get angry.

09:59 <ConfusionRift> This thing's faaaast.

09:59 <Golden> Hehe

10:01 <ConfusionRift> 0_0;

10:01 <ConfusionRift> What is that damag?!

10:02 <ConfusionRift> *damage

10:03 <Golden> Guessing you are trying out what it gave ya?

10:04 <ConfusionRift> This seems to be a gauntlet of a stage. Melted the first boss in seconds.

10:06 <Golden> Told ya it was op

10:07 <ConfusionRift> Melted Sillydillo... which is saying something. That guy is a tank.

10:08 <Golden> I hated Sillydillo

10:09 <ConfusionRift> Hits hard, is tanky, and tends to keep away from you, or have an attack that has i-frames.

10:09 <ConfusionRift> Blizzard destroys him though.'

10:10 <Golden> Yeah

10:27 * ConfusionRift sees the scholar waving at him... he missed a blueprint. darn it.

10:27 <ConfusionRift> Was missing a Waddle Doodledooo.

10:28 <ConfusionRift> "Ahem... Waddle Deeeeee." | Yes, fodder... I mean, civilian. :P

10:35 <Golden> XD

11:03 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Morning Discussion #2622 [ https://tinyurl.com/y8w7ut8s ]

11:11 <ConfusionRift> Blarg, have work to worry about, and got really tired. Laters, and have a good one!

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12:03 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Comic: Phoning It In / Phantom Me 81 / Rogue Diamond 16:24 / Revolution 2:2 [ https://tinyurl.com/ybp5273p ]

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14:37 <Schism> Lumindia, my name is, uh... King...sonnn... Dededoo.  And I'm here to clean your clock.

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15:22 * Pony|10997 boops a pon'.

15:23 * Schism flops on sofapone, shares ramen.

15:25 <Schism> Shall be back shortly.

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15:45 * Pony|10997 is a comfortable and now full of ramen sofapon'.

15:45 *** Guest71 is now known as Librarian

15:47 <Librarian> work work work

15:52 <Nightwind_> hi hi

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15:52 * Pony|10997 wavewave.

15:52 <Nightwind> how are you

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15:53 * Pony|10997 yawns in reply. Tired pon'.

15:53 <Nightwind> awwww

15:54 <Librarian> i should be able to write today owo

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15:58 <Finwe> Lt Pony|10997.

15:58 <Finwe> o7

15:59 * Pony|10997 wave.

16:00 <Finwe> Messrs Librarian and NitroTheFurryWerewolf; Mrs Nightwind.

16:00 * Finwe doffs his hat.

16:00 <NitroTheFurryWerewolf> o7

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16:04 *** ChanServ sets mode: +qo Ali Ali

16:04 <Finwe> Miss Ali.

16:04 * Finwe doffs his hat.

16:04 * Ali yawns loudly and doffs over Finwe

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16:21 <Schism> rAdm. Finwe.

16:21 * Schism doffs her Freestyle Libre.

16:21 <Finwe> Miss Schism.

16:21 * Finwe doffs his.

16:21 <Finwe> Freestyle Libre 2, to be exact.

16:21 <Schism> Same.  Just got one, so we'll see how well it works.

16:23 * Schism also doffs her fried chicken ramen. And offers some to Nightwind while she's at it.

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16:34 <ember> ooh it's a club! https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/9mtFEUPe/PXL_20220412_163320922.MP.jpg

16:39 <Schism> /me offers ember some of these low-carb fried brussels sprouts.

17:03 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Legends of Equestria Now on iOS  [ https://tinyurl.com/ycffstbw ]

17:15 * Finwe offers some lines not beginning with a space to Schism.

17:51 <Cepheid> Whee let's go downtown again today.

18:03 * Finwe noms on Ali's tail.

18:03 <Finwe> Supper tiem? :3

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18:37 <Finwe> Mr uni.

18:37 * Finwe doffs his hat.

18:50 <Cepheid> Time to head home.  Got a headache.

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19:24 <ember> Finwe: lines beginning with a space are delicious

19:51 <Ali> Well today officially sucks, Gilbert Gottfried died.

20:03 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Drawfriend Stuff (Pony Art Gallery) #4017 [ https://tinyurl.com/ybo7fh4w ]

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21:57 * Ali flumps over Shadowed

21:59 <Librarian> im dealing with a couple of annoying clients that called my emplyess thiefs

21:59 <Librarian> fun times

22:00 * Librarian pokes ali

22:00 <Librarian> ali ali

22:01 * Librarian pokes shadowed

22:01 <Librarian> poke poke

22:02 * Ali whines at being poked repeatedly

22:04 * Schism rolls over to boop the Ali. It's not a poke, therefore it's better, right?

22:04 <Schism> Librarian, I've had more than a few customers telling us that we're thieves, no matter how many times I reiterate the statement, "We don't have your money, we're not GOING to have your money, go to your bank to have the preauthorization blocked."

22:05 <Librarian> yep

22:05 <Librarian> in my case these oooooold numbnuts accuse my messanger people

22:06 <Librarian> they essentialy came to my house to call my people thiefs

22:06 <Librarian> they are ooooooooooold

22:06 <Librarian> and seem kind off

22:07 <Schism> In fairness to them, if they're old and have neurological concerns, they probably need to scrape by.

22:09 <Librarian> nah

22:10 <Librarian> its a Karen kind of issue

22:10 <Schism> More reasonably concerning, then.

22:10 <Librarian> meh

22:11 <Librarian> every year they come and annoy us

22:11 <Librarian> they dont even pat that much

22:11 <Librarian> and they come to tell me my people are thiefs

22:11 <Librarian> considering the idiotic amounts of money they move around

22:12 * Librarian pokes schism friend

22:13 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Two New G5 Books Listed on Amazon -  My Little Pony: Sister Switch / Sunny Starscout's Book of Adventure [ https://tinyurl.com/y87488xb ]

22:17 * Librarian owos at ali

22:17 <Librarian> i can finally write owo

22:18 <Librarian> had to scrap  a bunch of superflous characters

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23:03 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Pony Plushie Compilation #570 [ https://tinyurl.com/y67mbtfk ]

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23:39 <Schism> tempted to get ramen, but not hungy enough yet.

23:39 * Ali thinks this weekend should be skipped..

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