Log archive of EquestriaDaily for Friday, 2022-04-22

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01:10 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: New Transluscent Singles Revealed From Turkish Website  [ https://tinyurl.com/y2umhoyu ]

02:10 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Nightly Discussion #2837 [ https://tinyurl.com/y3xzlz2w ]

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04:30 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Another Preview Image of Make Your Mark Appears [ https://tinyurl.com/y46rzv8w ]

04:35 * Schism flumps in, uncutely. And takes gorlpillz.

05:01 <Schism> Cepheid: https://twitter.com/Thereisnocat_/status/1517173875817304066/photo/1

05:05 * Ali flops across the Schism

05:08 * Schism squeaks, goes squish.

05:09 * Schism eyebrows at the bank. "I understand that Good Friday was a bank holiday. Does this mean I'm not getting paid until Monday?"

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05:16 * Ali doodles on Schism flank

05:54 <Schism> https://twitter.com/burialposter/status/1517003091765256192

06:12 <Finwe> Good morning, my perissodactyls of minute stature.

06:13 <Finwe> Mlles Ali and Schism; Messrs AppleDash, Cepheid, ember, Lumindia, and PinkieShy; Mrs nightwind.

06:13 * Finwe doffs his hat.

06:13 <Finwe> “He tossed the paper aside. “Taxation, gentlemen, is very much like dairy farming. The task is to extract the maximum amount of milk with the minimum of moo. And I am afraid to say that these days all I get is moo.”

06:13 <Finwe> “Ah yes. Guild of Accountants: gross earnings AM$7,999,011. Taxes paid: nil. But, ah yes, I see they applied for a rebate of AM$200,000.”

06:14 <Finwe> “Let me see now…ah yes. Guild of Assassins…Gross earnings in the last year: AM$13,207,048. Taxes paid in the last year: forty-seven dollars, twenty-two pence and what on examination turned out to be a Hershebian half-dong, worth one-eighth of a penny.”

06:18 <Schism> "They have an Arrangement, sir.  They promise to pay us all the taxes we ask for, so long as we don't ask for any taxes."

06:25 <Finwe> “It demonstrates the friendly alliance between the University and the civil government which, I may say, seems to consist of their promising to do anything we ask provided we promise not to ask them to do anything. Anyway, it is your duty. Tradition decrees it.”

06:26 * Finwe hats on Ali.

06:28 * Ali squeaks

06:30 <Schism> Ah, I was properly paid.  Good, I was a tad on the concerned side there.

06:34 * Finwe boops Schism with a couple of yawning foxen.

06:35 <Finwe> Whatever you do, don't yawn.

06:35 <Schism> Why not?

06:47 <Ali> cause yawning ees contagous

06:47 * Ali yawns

06:52 * Schism yawwwwwwn.

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07:08 <Finwe> "Contagious". o3o

07:12 * Schism offers the Ali some breaded chicken patties topped with pasta sauce, zucchini, cheddar and mozzarella.

07:13 * Ali sits on Schism while eon tries to figure out how to use Black Zero, Second Armor X and Gaea X in Dive

07:14 <Finwe> Hmm, lunchtiem is indeed approaching.

07:14 * Finwe has honey-marinated chicken and basmati rice for lunch.

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08:13 <ConfusionRift> Hello everypony.

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08:34 * Schism offers ConfusionRift and Shadowed some of these. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/846127722916347944/966967779364319263/unknown.png

08:36 <ConfusionRift> Mmmmm.

08:37 * ConfusionRift offers mochi ice cream in return. :P

08:40 <ConfusionRift> Well, ice cream mochi.

08:42 * Schism noms upon it, gaining a health and stamina buff. She also gets Ice Resistance +1.

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08:49 <ConfusionRift> Oh... Earthbound on Mercy Kill. Oh boy.

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08:53 <Finwe> Lt Cdr ConfusionRift

08:53 <Finwe> o7

08:53 <Finwe> Capt Koopz.

08:53 <Finwe> o7

08:53 <ConfusionRift> RAdm. Finwe. (salutes)

09:04 <Koopz> RAdm. Finwe

09:04 <Koopz> o7

09:05 * Finwe hats on Schism.

09:05 * Finwe confers protection from sunshine.

09:07 <Schism> Isekai protagonist gets the skill "Mad Milliner", which gives her a bonus skill depending on what hat she wears.

09:42 <Finwe> o3o

10:00 * Finwe noms on one of Schism's tails.

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10:22 <ember> does the Schism have many tails?

10:22 <ember> also good morning

10:22 <Finwe> She at least lets us believe that she has.

10:23 <Finwe> A vixen-o-many-tails.

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10:49 <Finwe> Mr Dranae.

10:49 * Finwe doffs his hat.

10:49 <Finwe> I'm off to the military exercise.

10:49 <Finwe> See you again on Sunday.

10:49 * Finwe flies off.

11:00 <ConfusionRift> Ooouh! Catch'a laters! ...might have been a bit late.

11:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Morning Discussion #2632 [ https://tinyurl.com/y5lohg56 ]

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11:01 <DerpyBot> *derp*

11:17 * ConfusionRift looks at his arm. He just noticed that he might have shaved off a small chunk of skin off at some point, and that area is still very tender.

11:18 <ConfusionRift> Huh... man, have been too tired to notice things.

11:46 * Golden flops.

12:03 <Lumindia> some people shouldn't be allowed to drive cars. was heading over to Wawa to get a breakfast hoagie, and *No shit, as I'm pulling into the parking lot, there's an accident behind me that takes out a power pole and causes a massive storm of sparks, cutting power to the store*

12:04 <Lumindia> needless to say I"m pretty fuckin' nettled

12:12 * ConfusionRift lightly pats Lumindia.

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16:05 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Synopsis,  Covers, and Artist Revealed For My Little Pony G5 Comic #3  [ https://tinyurl.com/y2ov7gpl ]

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16:46 <Librarian> Ali!

16:46 * Ali flops onto Librarian

16:47 * Librarian shakes

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17:54 * Schism auaghs. "Chest hurts in particular today." She groans, and shakes her head, then offers Ali some cookies. They're oatmeal, raisin, date and walnut.

17:55 * Ali just pokes the Schism chest wiff icy paw

17:55 * Librarian is at the green dragon tavern at the moment

17:55 * Schism squeaks! and curls up, shivering.

17:55 <Librarian> just exited hobbiton, anyone want a pint on the way out

17:56 <Schism> Green dragon, you say.  http://lotgd.net/home.php?

17:58 <Ali> Icy eon paws to cold?

17:59 * Ali flops over Librarian

17:59 <Librarian> wut?

17:59 * Librarian hugs ali

17:59 <Schism> Icy paws on painful booba = owww.

17:59 * Librarian warms ali with owo

18:00 * Ali is icy eon, dun't need excessive warms

18:02 <Schism> "Most people don't bother learning Cleaning magic, despite its utility." "Oh, I use it for fighting.  You just have to be creative."

18:03 <Librarian> lemme try that

18:04 <Schism> Librarian: the work 'Cinnamon Bun' is made of cute.

18:04 <Librarian> "Smiling priests are not allowed to try cleaning magic" said Kiyo

18:05 <Librarian> "they dont undestrand the differenc between clean and destroy"

18:05 <Librarian> owo

18:05 <Librarian> of thte top of my head, not bad

18:05 <Librarian> also cinnamon bun, tried it, never got into it

18:05 <Schism> That's just it, Broccoli figures out that cleaning magic can also be used for cleaning the undead... and disenchanting things.

18:06 <Librarian> im gonna add that to my novel

18:06 <Librarian> something along the line of " dont need cleanig magic, he have roombas ya know#

18:06 <Schism> It's a good idea!  Also, she then decides that she'll learn Friendship magic.  >.>  Because of course she will.

18:07 <Librarian> we would know

18:07 <Librarian> thats a fun part of my worldbuilding, a mosnter hunting group would need to be generalist

18:08 <Librarian> like in mosnter hunter the game, differenrt weapons and methods, but they all kill everything

18:08 <Librarian> a good hunter is a generalist

18:11 * Schism dual knives all the way.

18:19 <Schism> Librarian: "You're not a sanctioned law enforcement officer.  By what right did you dissolve the underground?" "Uh... they weren't a sanctioned criminal organization?"

18:20 <Librarian> concerned citizen

18:20 <Librarian> with very particular skills

18:20 <Schism> Indeed.  Very particular skills, and a very particular dragon for a friend.

18:21 <Schism> Absolutely nobody knows what to make of Broccoli Bun, who's a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a fluffy gambeson.  

18:21 <Schism> Ahem, Broccoli Bunch*

18:21 <Librarian> "if they have complants, they can take them up with proper law enforcement"

18:21 <Librarian> "they are all dead"

18:21 <Librarian> "fancy that"

18:27 <Librarian> also i figured put somethig

18:27 <Librarian> my fox girl, is gonna be a fennec fox base

18:27 <Schism> "As it so happens, ma'am, many a ship does count her cats as crew."

18:27 <Schism> A fine choice.  Eeeears.

18:27 <Librarian> i did not know they were desert foxes

18:28 <Librarian> the fox kingdom is desert based, so perfect

18:28 <Schism> Also, fennecs are stackable.  https://external-preview.redd.it/iznY8poiNisp5YsuA2YTY0lauQOzFisDRaVdwDRHRcQ.jpg?auto=webp&s=bb3e0a6c9a1da78dc6ccf31ab5302874d1af7cf2

18:29 <Librarian> gonna add that

18:29 <Librarian> i wanna get a discworldy vibe a times in my adventure story

18:29 <Librarian> some absurd stuff in an essentially straight adventure

18:30 <Librarian> a fun one im thinking is the fox girl taking the other two protagonists to dinner in their house, but first seeing her hunt with her claws

18:31 <Librarian> like go hunt a cow equivalent like its the normalest thing ever and the other two get so cofused

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19:05 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Animation: Rainbow Factory  [ https://tinyurl.com/y2ojo4f6 ]

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21:05 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Drawfriend Stuff (Pony Art Gallery) #4027 [ https://tinyurl.com/yxbq7c42 ]

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22:05 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Comic: Dash Earns Her Trophy / Bet Soarin Likes It / Hollow Shades 186 / Movie Slate: Hardcore Henry / It's Spring [ https://tinyurl.com/y3skdjjo ]

23:05 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Pony Plushie Compilation #573 [ https://tinyurl.com/y5bmlsat ]

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23:35 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Upcoming My Little Pony G5 Series Concept Art Released!  [ https://tinyurl.com/y2y7cvy8 ]

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