Log archive of EquestriaDaily for Monday, 2016-05-23

00:00 <Surry> Ded.

00:00 <Breeze> Schism, what's the film about?

00:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Comic: Blue Gem / Never Be A Tree / Good News / Crabapple and Willow / I Will Never Leave You 14 [ http://tinyurl.com/jtjxbps ]

00:01 <Schism> Which one, The Big Lebowski, or Pulp Fiction?

00:01 <Breeze> The Big Lebowski

00:02 * Breeze preens Surry's wings

00:02 * Surry purrs.

00:02 <Twilight`Sparkle> Bowling.

00:02 <Schism> It's about a Dude and his rug.  A rug which, due to some thugs confusing him for someone with the same name, a group of thugs urinated on.  So the Dude goes to confront that millionare, with his bowling buddies.

00:04 <Breeze> ....huh, what's so special about the rug? why is the thug's a millionare? what's bowling got to do with urinating on a rug?

00:04 <Schism> Well, it was a great rug.  It really tied the room together.

00:04 <Twilight`Sparkle> This is one of those movies that is entirely about the execution.

00:05 <Schism> But really, that's just the excuse to tie the rest of the /movie/ together.

00:05 <Twilight`Sparkle> If you only /hear/ about it, you will think it is stupid and not worth watching.

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00:05 <Schism> This is true.  In fact, it and Pulp Fiction are similar in that way.

00:05 <Breeze> Okay, you got me convinced, I'll watch it throughout the night.

00:06 *** unicodingunicorn is now known as Pony_236

00:06 <Twilight`Sparkle> A small star empire formed near my borders.

00:06 * Breeze gives Pony_236 a Sweet Roll

00:06 <Twilight`Sparkle> They are ... fanatical purifiers.

00:06 * Surry wears Breeze as a blanket.

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00:08 * Breeze lies on Surry and uses Surry as a pillow.

00:09 <Cepheid> Well, that sucked.

00:09 <Cepheid> Twilight`Sparkle:  That's... not going to end well for them.

00:09 <Breeze> did you lose again

00:09 <Twilight`Sparkle> It did not, in fact, end well for them.

00:10 <Twilight`Sparkle> They are now a protectorate under me.

00:10 <Cepheid> Heh.

00:11 <Twilight`Sparkle> I am taking advantage of my stint as Federation president to take care of some problems.

00:11 <Cepheid> Yeah, Breeze.  Danged dragon knocked out my healer.  With no way to recover it, the battle was effectively lost.

00:11 <Twilight`Sparkle> The United Sek-Lokkar Directorate and the Sek-Lokkar commonwealth are ... unwilling to co-operate with my attempts to get access to the AI rebellion systems.

00:12 <Breeze> Cepheid Isn't there an item that could revive your healer.

00:12 <Cepheid> Yes, there is.

00:12 <Twilight`Sparkle> A bigger problem is the Unified Ztrakport Dominions, who are /also/ unwilling to co-operate, but are a lot more powerful.

00:12 <Cepheid> It's just my inventory is literally packed with EVERY OTHER ITEM I NEED.

00:12 <Cepheid> Also, to answer your earlier question..

00:13 <Cepheid> Huh.  It doesn't tell me in this game.

00:13 <Twilight`Sparkle> what earlier question

00:13 <Cepheid> What my playtime was.

00:13 <Twilight`Sparkle> ah

00:13 <Cepheid> Considering the difficulty of this game though, I'd put it at over 200 hours.

00:13 <Breeze> awwwwww : (

00:14 * Surry snuzzles Breeze.

00:14 <Breeze> that fact that an rpg game doesn't tell you the playtime.... : L

00:15 <Breeze> Cepheid, have you already completed it.

00:15 <Cepheid> No.

00:15 <Cepheid> Officially I completed the main story of Classic Mode.

00:15 <Cepheid> But there's more beyond that.

00:16 <Cepheid> Same applies to Story Mode, which I have NOT completed, so..

00:16 <Breeze> Sounds like money well spent, are you going to beat that dragon again?

00:17 *** FaythTown is now known as Fayth

00:17 <Cepheid> Going to sooner or later.  Right now, not a good time.  Parents want to go watch a movie in a bit and I'm going to join them.

00:17 * Breeze gives banana bread to Surry.

00:18 <Breeze> Cepheid Multi-task

00:18 <Surry> Lol.

00:18 * Surry snoms the banana bread and hats on Breeze.

00:19 <Breeze> Can I ask, what movie is it?

00:19 <Cepheid> Deadpool.

00:19 <Breeze> A pirated version?

00:20 <Twilight`Sparkle> He is going with his parents.

00:20 <Twilight`Sparkle> I doubt it.

00:20 <Cepheid> Purchased Blu-ray.

00:22 <Breeze> (I watch a pirated copy off torrents and half of the screen got cut off about 20 minutes into the film), I literally thought your parents downloaded off the internet.

00:22 <Surry> Lol.

00:23 * Breeze licks a candy cane

00:23 <Lunatic|ToS> I watched a torrent of a pirate....wait wat?

00:24 <Surry> Lol.

00:24 <Breeze> Sorry, I was meant to say I watched a pirated copy that I got off torrents...

00:26 <Lunatic|ToS> I was not correcting you.

00:27 <Lunatic|ToS> I was being stupid. :P

00:27 *** Lunatic|ToS is now known as LunaticHell

00:27 <Sour_Sweet> We call it silly :D

00:27 <Breeze> ahhh, sorry

00:27 <LunaticHell> I call it many things.

00:28 <Surry> Well guess what?

00:28 <Surry> None of that matters because I have bacon!

00:28 <Breeze> what.

00:28 <Surry> Baaaaacooooon!

00:28 <LunaticHell> Stupid, silly, idiotic, dumb, Lunatic, derp, ...I forgot the rest.

00:29 * Surry hangs off of LunaticHell's neck.

00:29 <LunaticHell> I forgot "pants on heads retarded", yeah I am slow.

00:30 <Surry> OoooooooooooooookT.

00:30 <Surry> *Ooookay.

00:30 <LunaticHell> It also means "slowing down"

00:30 * Breeze takes a bite out of bacon

00:30 * Surry rolls around.

00:30 <LunaticHell> As in "flame retardant", slow burn.

00:31 * LunaticHell hugs VinylScratch, slowly.

00:31 * Breeze rolls over Surry

00:31 * VinylScratch hugs back

00:31 * Surry snoms VinylScratch.

00:31 <LunaticHell> It's always nice to see you back to your good olde Vinyl name.

00:32 <Surry> !stats

00:32 <Unixkitty> https://unixkitty.com/stats/EquestriaDaily/

00:32 <LunaticHell> It just fits you the best.

00:32 <VinylScratch> Pffft

00:32 <Spit_Fire> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZu5iDTtNg0

00:32 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about THE SIMPSONS | Couch Gag from "Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles" | ANIMATION on FOX

00:32 * VinylScratch ruffles mane

00:32 * LunaticHell giggles

00:33 <LunaticHell> You know what I like to wear?

00:33 <LunaticHell> Vests and waistcoats.

00:33 <LunaticHell> [and giant hats]

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00:33 * Breeze went to the restroom and will be back in 5 minutes.

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00:34 <Surreal_Nightmares> Ded.

00:34 <Renny> Yep

00:34 * Surreal_Nightmares rolls over to Renny.

00:34 <Renny> Heya, sillypon

00:35 * Surreal_Nightmares snoms Renny's leg.

00:36 * Renny 's leg tastes like horse

00:36 * Surreal_Nightmares bats at Renny's chest fur.

00:39 <Renny> But I am not floofy like bathorses!

00:39 <fyrepony> http://imgur.com/cdpiqQh

00:40 * Surreal_Nightmares is floofy batpone!

00:40 <Surreal_Nightmares> Er...

00:40 * Breeze gives Surreal_Nightmares a manestyle.

00:40 * Surreal_Nightmares is a floofy Alicorn batpone!

00:41 * Surreal_Nightmares sneezes and ruffles up their mane!

00:41 *** Breeze is now known as ChickenChicken

00:44 <Surreal_Nightmares> Chicken!

00:44 <ChickenChicken> Yes Surreal!

00:45 <Surreal_Nightmares> Chiiiiiiickeeeeeeeen!

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00:45 * ChickenChicken takes Surreal_Nightmares wallet.

00:45 * Surreal_Nightmares doesn't have a wallet.

00:46 * Surreal_Nightmares never even had a wallet in the first place.

00:46 * ChickenChicken wonders 'whose wallet did I just take?'

00:46 <Heartbreak> ChickenChicken: boo.

00:46 <Heartbreak> What's the matter with you?

00:47 <Heartbreak> You aren't acting like the other Scootaloos.

00:47 <Surreal_Nightmares> Lol.

00:48 <ChickenChicken> Heartbreak, do you think that pegasus's can get their wings clipped so they would fly out of the coup.

00:48 <ChickenChicken> *wouldn't

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00:50 * ChickenChicken holds a knife to Surreal_Nightmares and says "gimme all y'all bits"

00:50 <Twilight`Sparkle> Yeah okay.

00:50 <Not-Renny> Ohey twilight

00:50 <Twilight`Sparkle> This isn't an RP channel. This has gone on a bit and is getting odd, so.

00:50 <Twilight`Sparkle> Time to stop.

00:50 <Surreal_Nightmares> Oh.

00:50 <Surreal_Nightmares> Not-Renny!

00:51 <Not-Renny> Wat :U

00:51 <Surreal_Nightmares> Have some water.

00:51 * Surreal_Nightmares tosses water in every direction.

00:52 * ChickenChicken gets wet

00:52 <VinylScratch> Yo, guys.

00:52 <VinylScratch> Cut that out already...you were just asked.

00:52 *** ChickenChicken is now known as Breeze

00:53 <Breeze> Oh hey Vinyl

00:53 <Lumindia> instead of RPing

00:53 <Schism> Heartbreak: They're not a man, they're a Scootaloo.

00:53 <Lumindia> let us... Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep

00:53 <Surreal_Nightmares> Sweep sweep sweep/

00:53 <Surreal_Nightmares> Parkouring cops.

00:53 <Heartbreak> That escalated quickly.

00:54 * Breeze sweeps Surreal_Nightmares away

00:55 <Breeze> :O, I didn't mean to do that, I forgot about the rule

00:56 <Schism> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUO32EGdEpg

00:56 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

00:56 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Chicken-Boo - The Good, the Boo and the Ugly

00:56 <Breeze> I getting really tired, I think I'll go to sleep, goodnight everypony.

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00:58 <Heartbreak> That violence isn't the answers about this?

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01:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Drawfriend Stuff #1902 [ http://tinyurl.com/j9oh45l ]

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01:05 <Schism> HB: https://derpibooru.org/220846

01:10 * Spit_Fire hops around while singing the meow mix song "meow, meow, meow...."

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01:49 * Surreal_Nightmares rolls around.

01:50 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Hi, Vulpor.

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01:56 * Surreal_Nightmares snuggles Not-Renny.

01:57 <Schism> Heh.  Winona, the element of Laughter; Tank, the element of Kindness; Owloycious, the Element of Honesty...

01:57 <Surreal_Nightmares> Wait wat. XD

01:58 <Lumindia> wat

01:58 <Schism> Weird parallel universe where the Bearers got switched with their pets.

01:59 <Surreal_Nightmares> XD

02:01 <Schism> Also, Opalescence, the Element of Magic, and Gummy, the Element of Generosity.

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02:04 <Thelema5> Hello, everypony.

02:06 <Twilight`Sparkle> ...wat

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02:06 * Surreal_Nightmares curls up on Twilight`Sparkle's back/

02:06 <Twilight`Sparkle> why are the pets not the same elements as the ponies they have adopted?

02:06 <Schism> Well, Winona makes for a very silly pony... and of course, Angel is quite a Loyal rabbit...

02:08 <Tirek> Loyal spawn of Satan.

02:08 <Schism> Eh.  Lawful evil is still lawful.

02:08 <Tirek> True enough.

02:09 <Thelema5> Check out this giant yellow morel I found today: http://imgur.com/a/SnWsX

02:09 <Tirek> That'd be an interesting quirk.

02:09 <Schism> Ooh, that looks delicious.

02:09 <Thelema5> Sure will be.

02:09 <Thelema5> It's the only one I found all season, unfortunately.

02:10 <Tirek> So, would Gummy be generously giving out his philosophical views?

02:11 <Schism> Tirek: As well as turning up unexpectedly and somehow having exactly what's needed at any given time.

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02:19 <Surreal_Nightmares> Gummy is best pone.

02:21 <Spit_Fire> Night Night

02:22 <Surreal_Nightmares> Bai bai.

02:23 * Spit_Fire huggles Surreal_Nightmares ^_^

02:24 * Surreal_Nightmares curls up on Spit_Fire's back.

02:24 * Spit_Fire puts Surreal_Nightmares on Cepheid back ^_^

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02:25 * Surreal_Nightmares purrs.

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02:31 <Cepheid> Well that was a fun movie.

02:31 <Cepheid> I am also slightly pickled.

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02:32 <Twilight`Sparkle> Hi Cepheid.

02:32 <Cepheid> That does not mean you can eat me or shoot me out of your pickle cannon, Twilight`Sparkle.

02:32 * Twilight`Sparkle fires the pickle cannon at Cepheid instead.

02:32 * Cepheid is struck by the cannon. "Ow.

02:33 <Twilight`Sparkle> So it turned out that I declared war on another Federation.

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02:33 <Cepheid> "So it turned out..."  That implies you didn't make the decision.

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02:33 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Cepheid, what movie?

02:34 <Cepheid> Deadpool.

02:34 <Twilight`Sparkle> No, it just means that I had forgotten that the target empire had joined a federation.

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02:34 <Cepheid> Ah.

02:34 <Twilight`Sparkle> But no matter, I won anyway.

02:34 <The_Nostalgia_Mare> Yus.

02:34 <Twilight`Sparkle> So now that empire is my vassal and not part of the other federation.

02:35 <Cepheid> Heh.

02:35 <Cepheid> Anyhow, onto dragon slaying I go.

02:35 <Cepheid> I'll give it a couple shots in my current state.  If I don't succeed, I'll go play Fallout 4 or Dragon's Dogma.

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02:37 <Cepheid> Whelp, here goes.  Let's hope I don't forget the pattern.  I have resurrection items this time, so...

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02:41 <Cepheid> !link https://youtu.be/lqZYtPlvufc The dragon battle theme, by the way.  Also applies to post-game bosses(Which isn't entirely a proper description by the way.  Many are unlocked prior to the final boss.)

02:41 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

02:41 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Etrian Odyssey Untold: TMG - Battlefield - Scatter About

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02:41 <Twilight`Sparkle> Bonus bosses.

02:41 <Cepheid> More or less.

02:41 <Cepheid> Truth told, I am wondering one thing.

02:42 <Cepheid> How in the hell did I kill the Storm Emperor if the BLizzard King is giving me this much trouble?

02:42 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Pomn Duli Lom [ http://tinyurl.com/jt385el ]

02:43 <Twilight`Sparkle> You weren't drunk?

02:43 <Cepheid> I dunno.

02:43 <Twilight`Sparkle> Also, I'm at war again.

02:43 <Cepheid> I defeated the Storm Emperor months ago.

02:45 <Twilight`Sparkle> This time it's against ... I think they have the most geographical space under their direct control.

02:45 <Cepheid> Right, I should focus on this.  I've screwed up a few times already.  I can recover, but yeah.

02:46 <Twilight`Sparkle> And, bonus thing ... I'd intended to fight them, but I was not Federation President.  The current AI president declared war anyway.

02:46 <Cepheid> 3 attacks, then Mirror Wall, followed by wail..

02:48 <Cepheid> Attack, Mirror Wall, Attack, Wail-  ... Wait.

02:48 <Cepheid> I don't know what's going to come after this.

02:48 <Cepheid> Gonna go on a hunch that after that it'll be Breath, Mirror Wall, Attack, Attack, WAil

02:49 <Cepheid> ...?  It skipped right to Wail instead of Attack, like expected..

02:50 <Cepheid> ... Bloody hell, it's unpredictable now.

02:51 <Cepheid> Hmm..

02:52 <Cepheid> I see.

02:54 <Cepheid> Got you now, dragon.  After he finishes his initial cycle, he alternates between Attack, Mirror, Wail, and Mirror, Attack, Wail.  Last pattern was Mirror, Attack Wail.

02:54 <Cepheid> ...

02:54 <Cepheid> Me and my big mouth.

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02:55 <Cepheid> "Oh hey, I'm going to start regenerating 2,000 HP a turn."

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02:58 <Cepheid> And not surprisingly, as Schism suggested earlier, his pattern changes.

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03:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Nightly Discussion #721 [ http://tinyurl.com/hwtpgok ]

03:01 <Cepheid> Right, I'm done for tonight.  I'ma do something else.

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03:13 <Cepheid> Fallout it shall be for the rest of the evening until I decide to lay in bed.

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03:39 <Pony|35127> https://discord.gg/011OJKyDx3umkPQwY

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03:43 <Cepheid> Oh riiiight, I'm a cannibal.

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03:47 <Schism> Hum... four words you never want to hear Trixie say.  "Now, where's that tritium?"

03:47 <Cepheid> That sounds weird out of context.

03:47 <Cepheid> "Is that a wheel?"

03:47 <Schism> Hah.  "That pinecone looks delicious."

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03:49 <Thelema5> Pine-nuts (pignoli) can be delicious in moderation

03:50 <Thelema5> I believe they are harvested from a type of pinecone

03:50 <Schism> Indeed they are.  And this is true, especially with basil, olive oil, and one or two other herbs.

03:51 <Thelema5> Mmm, pesto is magic

03:51 <Surreal_Nightmares> Corn.

03:51 <Cepheid> Because I have been drinking, I need to eat something substantial.

03:51 <Cepheid> I have a choice between rice with peas and carrots, and kraft dinner.

03:52 <Thelema5> I'd go with the later

03:52 <Cepheid> I am craving the craft dinner more, but that requires using the stove.  While I *AM* sober enough...  Eeeyah. ... .... ..... Kraft dinner it is.

03:52 <Mudwise> I'd go with the former

03:52 <Thelema5> Don't burn the house down

03:53 <Cepheid> I shall be fine.

03:53 <Cepheid> I'm not stone-drunk.  Just a little wobbly.

03:53 <Thelema5> Yay!

03:53 <Thelema5> :)

03:54 <Cepheid> Just need the water to start boiling.

03:54 <Thelema5> I'm working on editing and uploading a new "Exploring With" video.  I checked out a neat nature preserve with more than a mile of river frontage

03:55 <Thelema5> My internet connection, however, makes this an arduous task

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03:56 <Thelema5> It's been "uploading" for nearly two hours, and who can say how long it might take for youtube to "process" it.

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03:58 <Thelema5> Kraft-Mac pro-tip: melt the butter / margarine and add to the milk, then dissolve the cheese powder in that before adding to the macaroni.  Makes for a creamier, easier result

03:58 <Cepheid> That's... that's common sense in Canada.

03:59 <Thelema5> Good, good.  I've seen many american barbarians mix dry powdered cheese into their macaroni pots

03:59 * Thelema5 shudders

03:59 <Cepheid> ... Since when does this stove only take 4 minutes to boil water?

04:00 <Schism> Kraft-Mac pro tip #2: Add tuna.

04:00 <Pony|85583> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQXBytrHdmE&index=3 enjoy the dankest of memes

04:00 <Thelema5> Perhaps the sea level has risen?

04:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Plushie Compilation #220 [ http://tinyurl.com/hrwm7yp ]

04:00 <Cepheid> Schism, I am not ruining Kraft Dinner.

04:01 <Schism> It's not ruining it!  It's actually tasty that way.

04:01 <Thelema5> I just add a healthy dash of black pepper

04:01 <Thelema5> Cracked, not powdered

04:02 <Cepheid> Schism, you've been in the States for too long.

04:02 <Cepheid> Your Canadian blood should be telling you to make pristine Kraft Dinner.

04:02 <Schism> Well, the way Thelema5 makes it is fine too.

04:02 <Schism> I have also been known to apply ketchup to my Kraft dinner.

04:03 <Thelema5> I've never known ketchup to ruin anything it's reasonably applied to.

04:03 <Cepheid> Bloody Americans, changing everything.

04:03 <Thelema5> Hotdogs notwithstanding

04:04 <Twilight`Sparkle> Also a good addition to craft dinner:

04:04 <Twilight`Sparkle> Peas.

04:04 <Twilight`Sparkle> Cubed ham.

04:04 <Twilight`Sparkle> Corn.

04:04 <Schism> Cepheid, on occasion, a pinch of mustard powder is good.

04:04 <Twilight`Sparkle> Sliced hot dog.

04:04 <Schism> Yes!  Sliced hot dog.

04:05 <Thelema5> Hmm.  Seems reasonable enough

04:05 <Thelema5> Yum

04:05 <Cepheid> What is wrong with you people?

04:05 <Thelema5> :P

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04:06 <Twilight`Sparkle> Kraft mac and chese is just carbs and cheese.

04:06 <Twilight`Sparkle> That's fine, but every so often I want something with more substance.

04:06 <Schism> Hmmmm, some folks will add caramelized onions and sauteed mushrooms.

04:07 <Thelema5> Fancy, fancy,

04:07 <Thelema5> Next we'll be talking about shallots

04:07 <Schism> Hmmm, or sour cream with ground beef.

04:07 <Cepheid> You people are monsters.

04:07 <Twilight`Sparkle> The latter doesn't seem like it belongs with the cheese sauce.

04:08 <Twilight`Sparkle> That's getting into the realm of stroganoff, which is delicious but I don't think needs to be spoiled with kraft cheese powder.

04:08 <Schism> Fair enough, though really a cheap stroganoff isn't bad.

04:08 <Thelema5> OOoo, cheap stroganoff sounds fine.

04:08 <Twilight`Sparkle> Yes, that's good.

04:08 <Mudwise> broccoli and peas and carrots are good in the mix

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04:08 <Twilight`Sparkle> Like, hamburger helper stroganoff is actually quite good..

04:08 <Twilight`Sparkle> I'm just not one to add /cheese powder/ to it.

04:08 * Thelema5 nod nods

04:09 <Schism> The Bulk Barn sells mac 'n' cheese powder on its lonesome.  I can, for some reason, imagine adding that to ramen noodles.

04:09 <Twilight`Sparkle> mmmmm...

04:09 <Twilight`Sparkle> It'd need more than just the cheese powder.

04:10 <Twilight`Sparkle> Also you'd be adding it to, say, the Maruchan ramen noodles, and possibly dropping the spice packet that they ship with.

04:10 <Schism> Yeah.  Oh, how about a can of diced tomatoes with Kraft Dinner?

04:10 <Twilight`Sparkle> Nah.

04:10 <Schism> Or, for that matter, salsa.

04:10 <Twilight`Sparkle> Acid + cheese.

04:10 <Twilight`Sparkle> Wat.

04:11 <Thelema5> I found a $7 mushroom today, but not sure how I'll consume it.  It's probably best just sauted in butter and garlic.  Perhaps I'll be ironic and dice it into some instant Maruchan ramen

04:11 <Thelema5> Heh

04:11 <Thelema5> Add cheese powder for effect

04:12 <Schism> Oh.  And of course, something that can always be added to mac 'n' cheese: Bacon.

04:12 <Thelema5> Ooooh, yus

04:12 <Nicktendonick> That sounds really unhealthy and unsatisfying (tastes good, I assume though)

04:12 <Twilight`Sparkle> Toss in the peas.

04:13 <Schism> Some folks actually add... cream of mushroom soup instead of the butter and milk.

04:13 <Cepheid> Monsters.  All of you.

04:14 <Twilight`Sparkle> You just aren't adventurous.

04:14 <Schism> Or how about putting breadcrumbs and parmesan cheese over the top in a casserole dish, and broiling it until it's brown and bubbly?

04:14 <Twilight`Sparkle> Also. It's Kraft dinner. This stuff is a bastardization of actual Mac and Cheese to begin with.

04:15 <Twilight`Sparkle> Which involves melted cheese incorporated into a white sauce and macaroni noodles.

04:15 <Schism> Some of these comments are disturbing, I'll not deny.  Others, quite nice.  https://www.reddit.com/r/recipes/comments/1vg2bb/lets_talk_about_kraft_dinner/

04:15 <Twilight`Sparkle> Season to taste.

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04:16 * Cepheid noms on plain old kraft dinner, because additions are for maniacs.

04:16 <SunsetShimmer> Honestly, any Microwaveable or instant meal needs a bit of a touchup sometimes#

04:16 <Cepheid> And ponies!  Dem dang ponies.

04:17 <SunsetShimmer> even if it's a touch of cheese and chilli sauce or something

04:17 <Schism> Mmm, Heinz chili sauce.

04:17 <Schism> That's a good addition, yes.

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04:18 <Cepheid> You people probably ruin the poutine as well.  Pour molten tobasco or something over top instead of gravy.

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04:19 <SunsetShimmer> Ruin is such a strong word for such a subjective thiiiing!~

04:19 <Schism> No, no.  Gravy is an essential part of poutine.  In my world, so are the buffalo chicken strips, jalapenos, and sriracha.

04:19 <Twilight`Sparkle> Thing with Poutine is, it's not a crappy instant food package.

04:20 <Twilight`Sparkle> Being purist about Poutine makes a certain amount of sense

04:20 <Twilight`Sparkle> Kraft dinner or instant ramen...

04:20 <Twilight`Sparkle> I consider you slightly crazy if you think improvements are blasphemous.

04:21 <SunsetShimmer> They're a base, and can be built on or left as-is.

04:21 <SunsetShimmer> I'd add some chicken/beef and chilli or something

04:21 <Schism> Alternately, one could have poutine like this.  http://i.imgur.com/3IEjZGa.jpg

04:22 <Schism> Yes, that is smoked meat.

04:28 <Cepheid> Please hand in your Canadian passport and Canadian card, Schism.

04:29 <Schism> Nevar.  If it helps, I prefer my poutine with Montreal smoked meat.

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04:30 <Schism> MarsToSirius, back me up here.  Kraft Dinner, Poutine, Ramen, these can all be enhanced with smoked meat.

04:30 <Mudwise> Schism: I second this!

04:30 * Cepheid stabs Schism with a wet noodle.

04:30 <MarsToSirius> No, yes, yes

04:31 <Schism> Oh, what do you usually add to your mac 'n' cheese?

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04:40 <Thelema5> Buffalo Chicken Strips, however, are NOT enhanced with the addition of smoked meat

04:41 <Schism> True.  One or the other.

04:42 <MarsToSirius> You add nothing to Kraft Dinner.

04:42 <MarsToSirius> If you wanna be fancy with your mac'n'cheese you get good pasta and good cheese. o3o

04:42 * Schism grumps.

04:42 <Schism> I suppose that's fair.  :S

04:42 <Schism> But really, not even ketchup, MarsToSirius?

04:43 <MarsToSirius> I add ketchup to regular mac'n'cheese.

04:46 * Surreal_Nightmares is eating some spaghetti and a meat stick.

04:46 * Surreal_Nightmares offers MarsToSirius some spaghetti and a meat stick.

04:48 * Thelema5 hats Surreal_Nightmares with a colander and welcomes his new pastafarian overlord

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04:50 * Surreal_Nightmares runs around, flailyhoofing everywhere.

04:50 <KooK> Wub wub wub

04:50 <Surreal_Nightmares> Rip Derpy.

04:50 * MarsToSirius noms on the spaghetti happily!

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04:51 <Schism> Brush brush brush.

04:53 * Surreal_Nightmares brushes Schism.

04:53 <Surreal_Nightmares> Oh my God, my ping.

04:53 <Surreal_Nightmares> 1.5 seconds.

04:53 <Schism> Oh right.  It's sweep, sweep, sweep now.

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04:56 <Cepheid> Right, off to bed for me.

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04:59 * Surreal_Nightmares hats on MarsToSirius.

05:00 <Surreal_Nightmares> This spaghetti plus meat stick is really good.

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05:04 <KooK> Oh my God I'm watching Newbie Dash and it's painful...

05:04 * MarsToSirius patpats KooK sympathetically. ;-;

05:06 <Surreal_Nightmares> .-.

05:06 * MarsToSirius counterboops Surreal_Nightmares, while all this is going on, with a pulled-pork sandwich on pumpernickel.

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05:07 * Surreal_Nightmares leans forward to smell the sandvich.

05:08 * MarsToSirius tells the truth. Is good sammich.

05:09 <MarsToSirius> Pumpernickel in general is a woefully underused bread imo, it's sooooo amazing

05:09 * Surreal_Nightmares whines for some of the bread.

05:10 * MarsToSirius throws in a couple extra slices of pumpernickel, and also adds a side of butter and a spreader.

05:10 <Surreal_Nightmares> Butttteerrrr.

05:10 <MarsToSirius> Pumpernickel and butter is a match made in heaven

05:10 <MarsToSirius> You need nothing else

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05:11 * MarsToSirius np: GOJIRA - Silvera. Again. I think we're on the twentieth or thirtieth play this weekend.

05:11 <Surreal_Nightmares> I need air though.

05:11 <MarsToSirius> well ya I suppose.

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05:12 <Thelema5> Oh good!  My newest "Exploring With" video is done processing, if anypony cares to watch

05:12 <Schism> Pumpernickel and spinach dip is also good.

05:12 <Thelema5> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE2okbAwF7U

05:12 * Surreal_Nightmares rolls around on MarsToSirius' head.

05:12 <Thelema5> ... where is derpybot?

05:13 <Surreal_Nightmares> Ded.

05:13 <Surreal_Nightmares> Death by big packet.

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05:13 <KooK> Ok...

05:14 <KooK> When Rainbow Dash was trying to act like all of her friends, that was difficult to watch.

05:14 <Thelema5> Has anypony let johnsey know?

05:14 <MarsToSirius> It's a gag that works in small quantities (i.e. this episode)

05:14 <MarsToSirius> Not as a long, stretched out thing

05:15 <Thelema5> #equestriadaily without Derpybot is a sad thing

05:15 <MarsToSirius> *sniff*

05:15 <KooK> Derpybot is gone?

05:15 <MarsToSirius> Well, in her honor, there's only one thing left to do.

05:15 <MarsToSirius> *wigglewiggle*

05:15 <KooK> !link

05:15 <Thelema5> Gah!

05:15 <KooK> What happened?

05:15 <MarsToSirius> She's just offline again, it happens

05:15 <KooK> Ah

05:15 <KooK> Be that way

05:15 <Schism> *wigglewiggle*

05:15 <MarsToSirius> but johnsey lives in Europe I think so he's not awake to make Canternet great again

05:16 <Surreal_Nightmares> *wigglewiggle*

05:18 <KooK> Dog for sale

05:18 * Thelema5 applies sauerkraut

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05:19 <Surreal_Nightmares> Ali!

05:19 <Surreal_Nightmares> Derpy's dead!

05:19 <Ali> Oh I already know this

05:19 <Surreal_Nightmares> I know!

05:19 <MarsToSirius> Ya know?

05:19 <Surreal_Nightmares> North America!

05:19 * Schism applies saurkraut and smoked meat to chips with cheese curds and gravy.

05:19 <Mudwise> NNOOOOooooooooooooo!!!

05:19 <KooK> Cops!

05:19 <Ali> And knowing is half the battle!

05:19 <KooK> Cheese it!

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05:19 <Surreal_Nightmares> The other half is nukesa1

05:20 <Surreal_Nightmares> *nukes!

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05:20 <Thelema5> nuuuuuu

05:21 <Thelema5> GAH!  My video sill isn't done "processing".

05:22 <Surreal_Nightmares> Lol.

05:23 <KooK> Process harder

05:23 <Surreal_Nightmares> NSA harder.

05:24 <Surreal_Nightmares> Belly snuzzles are best snuzzles.

05:27 <Starflurry> Heya Thelema5!

05:28 * Surreal_Nightmares gives Starflurry belly snuzzles.

05:29 * Starflurry is unsure of what this is but supposes she will accept it!

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05:30 <Surreal_Nightmares> Snuzzles are snuggles and nuzzles!

05:30 <Starflurry> Oh, okay!

05:31 <Thelema5> Hiya, Starflurry

05:31 <Starflurry> How are you Thelema5?

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05:32 * Surreal_Nightmares becomes CleverDerpy's blanket.

05:32 * CleverDerpy wears her new blanket like a cape

05:32 <CleverDerpy> I am derp mare~

05:32 * Surreal_Nightmares is a cape pone.

05:33 <CleverDerpy> stopping crime at the sight of derp!

05:33 <Thelema5> I'm good, Starflurry.  I just finisned editing togethter a new video for my nature channel

05:33 <Surreal_Nightmares> YUS!

05:33 <Starflurry> Oh cool, I went for a walk through the woods with my roommate earlier!

05:33 <Thelema5> I love walks in the woods.

05:33 <Thelema5> Did you encounter anything interesting?

05:33 <Surreal_Nightmares> I parkoured in the woods once.

05:33 * CleverDerpy flies over to Thelema5

05:34 <CleverDerpy> need any help with anything citizen~?

05:34 * Surreal_Nightmares cape whips because wind. :3

05:35 <Starflurry> I fell into a river!

05:35 <Starflurry> but other than that nothing too interesting.

05:36 <Thelema5> Which river?  I nearly fell in to one, but it would have been a 50 ft. fall so it's a good thing I didn't.

05:36 * Surreal_Nightmares settles down, warming up CleverDerpy.

05:36 <CleverDerpy> someone fell into a river?

05:36 <CleverDerpy> not a problem, I will go rescue them~!

05:37 * CleverDerpy flies off to a nearby river

05:37 <Starflurry> Oh, no nothing like that! I think it was more of a stream maybe? It was like, a small river with a moderately strong current. I was not in any danger.

05:37 <CleverDerpy> oh...

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05:37 <Thelema5> Yay for no danger

05:38 <CleverDerpy> well, as long as you are ok, the day, is saved~

05:38 <Surreal_Nightmares> Yay.

05:38 <Starflurry> I was walking down a slope and slipped and ended up hitting my shin on the little barrier that was set up and going over it headfirst into the water.

05:38 <CleverDerpy> thanks to: low water levels~

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05:38 <Thelema5> Yikes!

05:38 <CleverDerpy> aw

05:38 <Starflurry> Two guys jumped in to rescue me, it was very sweet of them!

05:38 <CleverDerpy> are you ok?

05:38 <Starflurry> I didn't really need it but it was nice regardless.

05:39 <Thelema5> :P

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05:39 <Starflurry> Oh, yeah I was totally fine, just surprised by it is all. It was kind of fun honestly!

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05:47 <Schism> Pfff.  http://tailsteak.com/000526/sammichterminology.jpg

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06:18 <Beetdabrat> Welcome back

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06:24 * Schism offers Gladiolus some Kraft Dinner... with sliced hot dogs.

06:24 * Surreal_Nightmares hugs Gladiolus.

06:25 * Gladiolus hugbats Schism and Surreal_Nightmares :3

06:25 * Gladiolus also noms

06:25 <Surreal_Nightmares> The hugbat is getting hugged.

06:25 <Gladiolus> Grandma's 75th Birthday today, I was in a rural town all day.

06:25 <Gladiolus> My god the look of sheer joy on her face from all her friends and family being there.

06:25 <Gladiolus> I will never forget it.

06:25 <Gladiolus> It was so powerful /I/ nearly teared up o3o

06:25 <Surreal_Nightmares> Take da pictures!

06:26 <Gladiolus> I did! It was hours ago o3o

06:26 <Surreal_Nightmares> :3

06:26 * Surreal_Nightmares hats on Gladiolus.

06:27 * unicodingunicorn boops Surreal_Nightmares

06:27 * Surreal_Nightmares wears unicodingunicorn as a hat.

06:27 <Surreal_Nightmares> Hatpone has a hat.

06:27 * Gladiolus hats on Schism

06:27 <Gladiolus> o3o

06:27 <Surreal_Nightmares> Hat stack!

06:28 <Surreal_Nightmares> This is TF2 now.

06:28 <Surreal_Nightmares> Hats are stacked on top of each other.

06:29 <Gladiolus> yis

06:29 * Surreal_Nightmares noms on the brim of their hat.

06:29 * Schism hats on CleverDerpy.

06:29 <Gladiolus> owo

06:29 <Surreal_Nightmares> Yus.

06:29 <Gladiolus> the stack grows

06:30 <Surreal_Nightmares> CleverDerpy must hat on someone now!

06:31 * unicodingunicorn grabs CleverDerpy and applies her as a hat

06:31 <CleverDerpy> eep!

06:31 <Surreal_Nightmares> The self hatting hat link!

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06:31 <Surreal_Nightmares> Yus!

06:32 <CleverDerpy> aw, I didn't get to choose

06:32 * unicodingunicorn eeps and unhats CleverDerpy, ¨s-sorry...¨

06:32 <CleverDerpy> but I am still happy with who I now hat~

06:32 <Surreal_Nightmares> Perpetual hat energy!

06:32 * CleverDerpy willingly hats on unicodingunicorn

06:32 * CleverDerpy purrs

06:33 * Surreal_Nightmares purrs.

06:33 <CleverDerpy> how many are stacked?

06:33 <CleverDerpy> I see about... 4-5, including myself

06:34 <Gladiolus> but

06:34 <Gladiolus> it's a hatcircle

06:34 * Gladiolus explodes

06:34 <CleverDerpy> ok, this is turning into a hattrastrophe

06:35 <Mudwise> hats galor

06:35 * Surreal_Nightmares squees!

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06:41 <Surreal_Nightmares> All da hats.

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06:50 <ConfusionRift> Hello everypony.

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06:58 <Tirek> Welcome

07:00 <Not-Renny> Ohey Tirek!

07:00 * Surreal_Nightmares hats on Tirek

07:01 * Not-Renny also waves at ConfusionRift

07:01 * Surreal_Nightmares waves at Not-Renny.

07:01 <Not-Renny> Hi hi~

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07:04 * Surreal_Nightmares hats on Not-Renny's nose.

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07:09 * Surreal_Nightmares hats on Fall.

07:10 <Not-Renny> Silly pon, my nose is too small for that!

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07:14 <Surreal_Nightmares> DerpyBot is not ded!

07:15 <DerpyBot> *derp*

07:15 <Surreal_Nightmares> Whoa,

07:15 * Surreal_Nightmares snuzzles DerpyBot.

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07:24 <nightowl> hoot-hoot!

07:24 <ConfusionRift> Hoooot!

07:26 * Surreal_Nightmares becomes nightowl's hat.

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07:27 <nightowl> hate to burst your bubble Surreal_Nightmares but I don't like hats

07:28 * Surreal_Nightmares hats on unicodingunicorn then.

07:28 * unicodingunicorn eeps and collapses under the weight

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07:28 * Surreal_Nightmares becomes unicodingunicorn's purring blanket.

07:28 * ConfusionRift puts a pan on nightowl's head.

07:28 * unicodingunicorn snuzzles

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07:29 <nightowl> take it off ConfusionRift or a porcupine goes on your head

07:30 * ConfusionRift grabs the pan and puts it on his head.

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07:30 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Nightly Roundup #1330 [ http://tinyurl.com/z6qyamg ]

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07:32 <nightowl> I'd rather have a monkey anyway

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07:35 <nightowl> ohhh the pain...

07:37 <nightowl> laughing too hard

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07:40 <nightowl> people leaving.......:(

07:41 <ZidaneTribal> Well, that'll happen

07:43 <nightowl> now my sides are hurting

07:46 <nightowl> wonder if fluttershy has a family

07:51 <nightowl> hope this isn't the last mlp season

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07:56 <nightowl> hi ZidaneTrribal_

07:56 <nightowl> think I spelled your name wrong (sorry)

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07:56 <SunsetShimmer> xD

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08:02 <Surreal_Nightmares> Lol.

08:05 <nightowl> I can't feel my leg

08:06 <nightowl> :():

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08:09 <ConfusionRift> Wake it up!

08:10 * ConfusionRift patpats nightowl's leg. "Wakey wakey."

08:11 <nightowl> thanks ConfusionRift

08:11 <nightowl> still want a monkey

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08:15 <ConfusionRift> Will have to ask Heartbreak about that one. :P

08:18 <nightowl> Heartbreak can I have a monkey

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09:03 <nightowl> five nights at Freddy's is this where you want to be

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09:05 <ConfusionRift> ...no? 0_0;

09:08 <VinylScratch> xD

09:10 <nightowl> it's part of a song

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09:18 <ConfusionRift> ...nooooo? 0_0;

09:19 * ConfusionRift is familiar with it. He's just messing around.

09:20 <nightowl> hiccups

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09:41 <nightowl> bye

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09:58 <Starwatcher> so... this place gets kinda quiet late at night

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10:02 * Heartbreak starts booping Starwatcher.

10:10 <Starwatcher> !

10:10 * Starwatcher boops Heartbreak back

10:10 <Starwatcher> ^_^

10:11 * Heartbreak boop boop booops Starwatcher.

10:11 <Heartbreak> Hello.

10:14 <Starwatcher> hia

10:14 * Starwatcher extends a hoof - nice to meet y

10:14 <Starwatcher> ya

10:17 <Heartbreak> I like turtles.

10:17 <Starwatcher> well

10:17 <Starwatcher> now I know you're cool

10:17 <Heartbreak> Pffffft. I'm not cool.

10:17 <Heartbreak> I'm a story.

10:24 <Starwatcher> ?

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10:38 <SugarWing> hello ^^

10:39 <SugarWing> unicodingunicorn heyaa

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11:25 * ConfusionRift rolls around.

11:26 <Lumindia> Sweep

11:26 * ConfusionRift sweeps Lumindia.

11:44 * unicodingunicorn squeaks

11:44 <unicodingunicorn> oopsies missed her

11:51 * Lumindia sweeps Confusion back

11:51 <Lumindia> o 3o

11:51 <Lumindia> Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep

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11:54 <ConfusionRift> Sweep sweep sweep SLAM! (slams TV)

11:56 * Lumindia SWEEP SWEEP

11:56 <Lumindia> Hmmm

11:56 <Lumindia> I've found a way arouind it

11:56 <Lumindia> oh

11:56 <Lumindia> never mind

11:56 <Lumindia> no I haven't

12:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Morning Discussion #507 [ http://tinyurl.com/hdyqrfw ]

12:08 <ConfusionRift> So much sweeping. Yet, all still looks dirty.

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12:33 <LunaticHell> Gooooooood morning, equestria.

12:34 <ConfusionRift> Hello theeeere.

12:35 <LunaticHell> Today is a good day to post cute pink pony pictures https://derpiboo.ru/867878

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12:39 <ConfusionRift> Where be the pony?

12:39 <LunaticHell> Well...

12:39 <LunaticHell> https://derpiboo.ru/1159750

12:40 <ConfusionRift> Where be the human?

12:40 * ConfusionRift sparks a bit.

12:42 <LunaticHell> What's a human?

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12:43 <ConfusionRift> But a mis- no. Not quoting that.

12:44 <ConfusionRift> They are hairless monkeys.

12:44 <ConfusionRift> Well... most. :P

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12:47 <Spit_Fire> Neat pic http://fav.me/da3llea

12:48 <LunaticHell> Oh this one, yeah, the series about the characters being reborn into a human that go to highschool...

12:49 <LunaticHell> it's cute, but it's lil much sailormoon-ish

12:49 <NewNickName> hi

12:50 <ConfusionRift> Hallooo.

12:54 <LunaticHell> More cute! https://derpiboo.ru/830694

12:59 <ConfusionRift> G'aaaaaw.

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13:06 <unicodingunicorn> aww

13:06 <unicodingunicorn> can´t find the new episode anymore

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13:09 <Lumindia> Derpy

13:09 * Lumindia hughug~!

13:09 * CleverDerpy picks up unicodingunicorn and puts them on her head

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13:09 * CleverDerpy purrs

13:09 * Lumindia gives a morning smooch on the cheek, "How are ya?

13:09 <NewNickName> s6e9

13:09 <CleverDerpy> I am derp, and good~

13:09 * unicodingunicorn curls up on CleverDerpy´s head, purring likewise

13:09 <NewNickName> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RufPvxVvtWI

13:09 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

13:09 <NewNickName> there ya go

13:09 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about MLP:FIM — Season 6, episode 9 — Saddle Row & Rec

13:12 <CleverDerpy> how is lumi?

13:13 * CleverDerpy licks Lumindia back cutely

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13:16 <unicodingunicorn> thanks NewNickName!

13:18 <ConfusionRift> Blarg. So tired. Going to sleep. See ya laters.

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13:21 <NewNickName> no problemo

13:23 * CleverDerpy sets down unicodingunicorn "run along and watch your new ep~"

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13:26 * unicodingunicorn eeps and cuddles between CleverDerpy´s forelegs, tablet grasped in his hooves

13:26 <unicodingunicorn> b-but here is nice~

13:26 <CleverDerpy> oh?

13:27 <CleverDerpy> oki then~

13:27 * LunaticHell suddenly hugs CleverDerpy with a rhyme, because she is so fine. :P

13:27 <CleverDerpy> suit yourself~

13:28 * CleverDerpy is dandy and fine, with the eye of the tiger and the spirit of the dandy lion.

13:29 <CleverDerpy> heehee, this is fun~

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13:36 <LunaticHell> hey CleverDerpy, I got a pun for you. :3

13:36 <LunaticHell> How could anypony call Rarity a gold digger...

13:37 <LunaticHell> ...when Spike is the one doing the actual digging?

13:37 <LunaticHell> [Classic bait + switch]

13:39 <NewNickName> da dum tsss

13:40 <NewNickName> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU

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13:40 <NewNickName> Why did the laptop say hello? because it was a-DELL.

13:48 * Koopz looks through the window of the IRC, sees dem pun and takes off back to freenode

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13:59 <LunaticHell> hey NewNickName, why did Kylo Ren cross the street?

13:59 <LunaticHell> To get to the dark side, TRAITOR!

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14:00 <NewNickName> LunaticHell nice one :D

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14:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Pearlescent Ponies Now Available on Amazon  [ http://tinyurl.com/hyd8y7k ]

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14:13 <Mudwise> morning everypony! :)

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14:20 <RAIDEN_48HR> Morning!

14:20 <Mudwise> how's it going RAIDEN_48HR

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14:22 <RAIDEN_48HR> Mostly Good

14:23 <LunaticHell> I made up a new pun. [yay]

14:23 <Mudwise> what is it LunaticHell?

14:23 <LunaticHell> What does Fleetfoot become when she gets promoted?

14:23 <LunaticHell> Fleet Com.

14:24 <Mudwise> ... don't get it. Sorry.

14:24 <NewNickName> me too

14:24 <LunaticHell> As in "Fleet Commander"

14:24 <RAIDEN_48HR> i kinda got it

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14:24 <Mudwise> oh

14:24 <Mudwise> :D

14:25 <NewNickName> ;D

14:25 <NewNickName> Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

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14:25 <LunaticHell> pft

14:26 <LunaticHell> What are the earth ponies serving in equestian military called?

14:26 <LunaticHell> The grounded forces.

14:26 * Mudwise straightens up. "And proud of it!"

14:26 <NewNickName> lol

14:27 <Mudwise> (yeah I'm an earth pony here)

14:27 <LunaticHell> I just came up with a name for the guards serving Celestia [not a pun, this time]

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14:27 <LunaticHell> The "adeptus solaris".

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14:28 <RAIDEN_48HR> why was the skeleton sad?

14:28 <Lumin> he was bnely

14:28 <RAIDEN_48HR> He was Bone-ly

14:28 <Lumin> etc etc etc bone puns

14:28 <RAIDEN_48HR> punderfull

14:28 <LunaticHell> Why did the skeleton wear sunglasses?

14:28 <LunaticHell> Because he went to scool.

14:29 <LunaticHell> [wow, this even made myself cringe]

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14:30 <LunaticHell> Oh! I got a good one now *ahem* Where does Rarity go when she's really sad?

14:30 <NewNickName> I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

14:30 <LunaticHell> Into her whine cellar.

14:30 <NewNickName> :D

14:31 <Mudwise> lol

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14:31 <unicodingunicorn> all of you are terrible people

14:31 <LunaticHell> This one is a scientific joke, pay attention.

14:31 <LunaticHell> How often does Luna show a second full moon in the same month?

14:32 <NewNickName> !link www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Puns/DfDqGQs/

14:32 <DerpyBot> Twilight says she doesn't have anything in the library about that

14:32 <LunaticHell> Only once in a blue moon.

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14:32 <NewNickName> haha

14:33 <Mudwise> :D

14:34 <LunaticHell> Why is the mare called "Rarity" despite only existing once? Because Uniquey sounds silly and Unity already is taken.

14:34 <LunaticHell> https://derpiboo.ru/930627 [mike drop]

14:36 <NewNickName> :D

14:36 <NewNickName> why did pimkie get into politics

14:36 <NewNickName> pinkie

14:37 <NewNickName> because she heared there were a lot of parties

14:37 <NewNickName> Why did Twilight give her books to Rainbow Dash?

14:37 <NewNickName> She heard that the best way to store data was in the cloud.

14:38 <NewNickName> be right back i am going with my dog for a walk

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14:38 <LunaticHell> hm

14:39 <LunaticHell> Mudwise: Wanna hear the most obvious pun?

14:39 * Mudwise sighs. "Sure."

14:40 <LunaticHell> Why did AJ go to New York?

14:40 <Mudwise> because there was a big apple?

14:40 <LunaticHell> Yup, to see the big apple.

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14:41 <Mudwise> so how do people message their leaving like that?

14:42 <unicodingunicorn> /quit message

14:42 <Mudwise> ok

14:43 <LunaticHell> How does a Witch curse her vitcim via cell?

14:43 <LunaticHell> By hexting.

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14:44 <LunaticHell> Hey unicodingunicorn, did you know Pinkie Pie has a friend in a secret society?

14:45 <LunaticHell> https://derpiboo.ru/1076265 He's all Skull and Bones.

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14:46 <unicodingunicorn> *blam*

14:46 <Thelema5> Hello, everypony.

14:46 * unicodingunicorn baps LunaticHell´s nose with a rolled up newspaper

14:46 <unicodingunicorn> heya!

14:46 <LunaticHell> Worth it *derp*

14:47 <LunaticHell> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urglg3WimHA foil'd again

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14:58 <NewNickName> i have returned

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15:02 <wobniaR> Welcome back

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15:06 <F4celess> had to reboot

15:06 <wobniaR> Yes

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15:09 <RAIDEN_48HR> !link  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ_H-_NI4SU

15:09 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Undertale OST - Dummy! Extended

15:10 <Lumin> Sweep

15:18 <wobniaR> Sweep is the new big meme

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15:20 <Lumin> Sweep Sweep

15:20 * Lumin sweeps wobniaR

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15:35 <Not-Renny> Ponies!

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15:39 <Thelema5> Silly ponies and their dance remixes.

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15:39 * Renny dances mildly

15:39 <Finwe> o3o

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15:39 <Finwe> Messrs Renny and Thelema5.

15:39 * Finwe doffs his aht.

15:40 <Renny> Finwe! You're a scandinaviapon, do the techno!

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15:43 <wobniaR> There is like half a dozen sweep remixes already

15:44 <Lumin> well Rainbow DID dare us

15:44 <Lumin> 'w'

15:44 <Lumin> Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep

15:44 <NewNickName> whats the command to check when the new episode will be released

15:44 <Lumin> !ep

15:44 <Lumin> !s6

15:44 <DerpyBot> The next episode airs in 5d:00h:45m:22s

15:45 <NewNickName> thank you very much

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15:48 <Thelema5> !s7

15:48 <DerpyBot> I need 1.21 gigamuffins to find that out for you.

15:48 <wobniaR> Lies

15:49 <Renny> Gigamoofins :Y

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16:17 <Thelema5> In a brilliant coincidence, a coworker just stopped my my office with a gift of muffins

16:17 <Thelema5> :P

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16:24 <MarsToSirius> omnomnom

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16:48 <unicodingunicorn> new episode is nice

16:48 <Twilight_Shimmer> i still need to watch ep 8 XD

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16:49 * unicodingunicorn boops Twilight_Shimmer repeatedly and without mercy

16:49 <unicodingunicorn> heya SugarWing!

16:50 * Twilight_Shimmer squeaks and turns foal sized

16:53 <MarsToSirius> welp

16:53 <SugarWing> hello

16:53 <MarsToSirius> I've found the record length for a Youtube ad

16:53 <MarsToSirius> FIFTY FIVE MINUTES

16:53 <SugarWing> wait what?

16:53 <Lumin> ...

16:53 <Lumin> srs?

16:53 <Lumin> :|

16:53 <MarsToSirius> it's skippable, but I'm pretty sure they stuck an ENTIRE SHOW PILOT into a midroll ad

16:53 <SugarWing> at the time i harvested strawberries

16:54 <MarsToSirius> oh crap, they did, there's even a credit sequence in the intro

16:54 <SugarWing> guys guess how much of it i had to pick wash and dry one by one

16:55 <unicodingunicorn> what was it on?

16:55 <unicodingunicorn> and how much?

16:56 <SugarWing> what was it on?

16:57 <SugarWing> i dont understand

16:57 <wobniaR> This is why you should use adblock MarsToSirius

17:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Galacon - Panel Details, Gala Party, and More  [ http://tinyurl.com/ju2gguz ]

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17:01 * Surreal_Nightmares becomes unicodingunicorn's blanket.

17:01 * unicodingunicorn squeaks

17:01 <unicodingunicorn> and SugarWing: first question is addressed to MarsToSirius, the next to you

17:01 <unicodingunicorn> cos I was reading down and typing at the same time

17:01 <SugarWing> oo

17:01 <SugarWing> a min

17:07 <SugarWing> sorry

17:08 <SugarWing> there was a live video from the clearwater marine aquarium about sparing 2 sea turtles back to their natural habitat

17:08 <wobniaR> I like turtles

17:09 * Surreal_Nightmares wears SugarWing like a blanket.

17:09 * Surreal_Nightmares uses wobniaR as a pillow/

17:09 <SugarWing> ow ow ow ow OW

17:09 <SugarWing> oh and unicodingunicorn :

17:09 <SugarWing> it was 1642 gramms in total

17:09 <SugarWing> now less 'cuz im eating it XD

17:09 <unicodingunicorn> pfft

17:10 <unicodingunicorn> are they sweet?

17:11 <SugarWing> mmhhm

17:11 <SugarWing> i grew it

17:11 <Surreal_Nightmares> Grew what?

17:11 <Surreal_Nightmares> :3

17:11 <SugarWing> my strawberrie

17:11 <SugarWing> omg it died my fingers

17:11 <Surreal_Nightmares> Ded.

17:11 <SugarWing> and there's no chemicals on it

17:11 <SugarWing> we didnt spray any of them

17:11 <Surreal_Nightmares> But you ARE the chemical!

17:12 <SugarWing> so i could eat them fresh from the ground

17:12 <SugarWing> but i dont like dirt im my mouth

17:13 <Schism> MarsToSirius: Ah, but... what show /was/ it?

17:14 <MarsToSirius> Animal Kingdom

17:16 <unicodingunicorn> SugarWing: murderer!

17:16 <wobniaR> By the way, the coloring of an object via a liquid like that is to dye

17:16 <wobniaR> Die means to die, kill, kaputz

17:17 <wobniaR> Not alive

17:17 <unicodingunicorn> I just realised something

17:17 <unicodingunicorn> you know in all those depictions of mailmare Derpy, there are letters flying out of her mailbag?

17:17 <unicodingunicorn> those are *letters*

17:17 <unicodingunicorn> and she is losing them

17:18 <wobniaR> She was so cute as a ornament on the tree that last episode

17:18 <SugarWing> why i would be a murderer?

17:18 <SugarWing> yeeah

17:18 <wobniaR> [12:11] (SugarWing) omg it died my fingers

17:19 <SugarWing> ayyyyyy

17:19 <Surreal_Nightmares> Lol.

17:19 * Surreal_Nightmares wants to be a ornament.

17:20 * SugarWing puts Surreal_Nightmares on her apple tree

17:20 <SugarWing> watch for the newbie apples

17:20 <SugarWing> wait...

17:20 <SugarWing> os shoot XD

17:22 * Surreal_Nightmares whines.

17:23 <SugarWing> i went down for my bag then i went to annoy mum because she has a good smell because of the massage and competely forgot to bring my bag up

17:24 <unicodingunicorn> pfft

17:24 <unicodingunicorn> shoo go get your bag

17:25 <SugarWing> i already did

17:27 <SugarWing> how was school?

17:27 <unicodingunicorn> holidays now

17:27 <unicodingunicorn> O levels next week

17:28 <SugarWing> are you learning?

17:28 <SugarWing> or just slacking off like last time? :D

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17:29 <SugarWing> sorry

17:29 * Surreal_Nightmares snuzzles SugarWing.

17:29 <SugarWing> ^^

17:30 <Electron> vv

17:33 * unicodingunicorn yawns and snuggles next to SugarWing

17:33 <unicodingunicorn> goodnight~

17:33 <SugarWing> 'night dear

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17:38 <SugarWing> I'm gonna head off too i still have a ton of work and i dont want to be distracted

17:38 <SugarWing> bye bye

17:38 <SugarWing> i will maybe come back

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18:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Album: Getting Stronger from Black Gryph0n and Apple Bloom [ http://tinyurl.com/h5jk96n ]

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18:04 <Electron> That was the great episode, I'd say.

18:04 <Lumin> Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep

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18:06 <MidnightSonata> It worked O.o The chat worked

18:06 <MidnightSonata> Now I know when I get bored in school I can just go here XD

18:07 <wobniaR> Yes you can be bored with other mostly afk people here

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18:08 <MidnightSonata> Still I wasn't exactly expecting it to work. I can't even get on deviantArt on school computers anymore

18:08 <MidnightSonata> So chat working was a little shocking to me and I am rather proud of my discovery

18:08 <wobniaR> It's irc so it's unlikely they would block that

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18:09 <Schism> Hum.

18:09 <MidnightSonata> Ah that's true

18:09 <Schism> http://www.reallifecomics.com/comic.php?comic=title-733

18:10 <MidnightSonata> as I sit here and screw around with things

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18:12 <Cepheid> Morning.

18:12 <MidnightSonata> I will mess with that later

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18:14 <MidnightSonata> Oh it's monday huh....oops

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18:18 <Cepheid> How is everyone doing today?

18:19 <Schism> Eh, relaxing.  Happy Victoria Day, and all that jazz.

18:20 <Cepheid> Same.

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18:27 <LunaticHell> I derped just now.

18:28 <Mudwise> how so LunaticHell?

18:28 <Cepheid> I need to get another sleep guard for Thelema.  I thought they would be fine against the dragon, but sleep hits too frequently.

18:29 <LunaticHell> I was rewatching eww mlp, when one of the episodes ended on "Punishment: Reshelving day (with Twilight). I thought to myself "That sounds like a cruel and unusual punishment, indeed." when I suddenly realized that...actually reshelving is what I already had to do twice and my sister is doing currently.

18:29 <LunaticHell> We have lots of books...

18:31 <LunaticHell> One of our rooms does could pretty much have book shelves instead of walls, since I cannot see it's walls, anymore.

18:31 <Cepheid> Breath three... attack, attack, attack, mirror, wail.  Huzzah.

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18:32 <nightowl> hoot-hoot!

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18:33 <Braixen> Nighthowl hah Vanoss

18:33 <Braixen> right??

18:33 <nightowl> ? who?

18:34 <Braixen> Vanossgaming

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18:37 <Cepheid> Nice try, dragon.  Metopooooon!

18:38 <nightowl> mmm... popcorn

18:38 <Cepheid> Huzzah, the dragon is weak!

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18:41 <Cepheid> Whelp, I botched that up.

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18:44 <Schism> "Equestrian magic runs on Friendship.  Mid-Childian magic runs on Befriending."

18:45 <FruitNibbler> Shoot meh

18:45 <FruitNibbler> Put me out of my misery

18:45 <FruitNibbler> I am so tired even being tired is tiring!

18:45 * Schism shoots FruitNibbler with a water pistol.

18:46 <FruitNibbler> I malnourished myself to the extreme

18:46 <Cepheid> So schism was right about the dragon.

18:46 <Cepheid> It changes pattern after a certain percentage of health.

18:47 <FruitNibbler> And while riding a bicycle up-n-down the Stuttgart hills (180+ height difference) I diet lots of times

18:47 <Schism> Huh.  Good to know.

18:47 <Schism> I figured Atlus would have thrown a 'Turns Red' mode in there.  It seems the sort of thing they do.

18:47 <FruitNibbler> I am so out of shape it is unfunny

18:47 <Cepheid> I did that once FruitNibbler.

18:47 <FruitNibbler> died*

18:47 * Schism hums, and cracks open a cider.

18:48 <FruitNibbler> And not like choked on my own breath, nooo

18:48 <Cepheid> I rode my bike from my place all the way to the aeronautics museum.

18:48 <FruitNibbler> I like existentially melted into a full one system shutdown

18:48 <Cepheid> I... I had trouble getting back.

18:48 <Schism> Cepheid: Somersby cider is perhaps my favourite type... also, oof.

18:48 <FruitNibbler> I almost fainted a few times

18:48 <FruitNibbler> Like no kidding

18:48 <FruitNibbler> Never ever had that in my entire life

18:49 <FruitNibbler> My legs gave up one pedalling, my hands were about to collapse at the elbows on the wheel

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18:51 <Cepheid> I will murder this dragon.

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19:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Music of the Day #662 [ http://tinyurl.com/znz79h7 ]

19:01 <Cepheid> Man, even in EO4 the Blizzards King wasn't this bad.

19:02 <SugarWing> done!

19:02 <SugarWing> phew

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19:03 <Librarian> i need a pick me up

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19:04 <Librarian> im extremely depressed

19:04 <SugarWing> what happened dear?

19:05 <Librarian> fought with my dad again

19:05 <Librarian> tis an endless circle

19:05 <Librarian> no matter what i do its the same

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19:06 <SugarWing> what's the theme of fighting for? if you dont mind me asking

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19:06 <wobniaR> I fite for tunnel snakes

19:06 <wobniaR> Because they rule

19:06 <Librarian> this time it was becuase he bought my brother a 1200 dollars phone , no questions no fuss

19:07 <Librarian> when i asked for a similar treatment

19:07 <Librarian> i got screamed and insulted

19:07 <SugarWing> what item is that?

19:07 <wobniaR> Wow what phone?

19:08 <Librarian> iPhone 6 s

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19:08 <Librarian> its not the phone, its the inequiality that bothers me

19:08 * Sour_Sweet snuggles Librarian.

19:08 <wobniaR> The fact a 6s costs $1200 in mexico is a crime

19:09 <Librarian> a Samsung s7 costs more

19:09 <wobniaR> Heresy

19:10 <Sour_Sweet> I'd import it at that point :P

19:10 <wobniaR> I paid $500 for my nexus 6p and that is more than enough for me

19:10 <Librarian> im also treated as useless , he treathned me to evict me and leave me alone while they go to asia on september

19:10 <Librarian> i also have tp pay for my food

19:11 <Librarian> i cant eat the house food

19:11 <SugarWing> what item is that?

19:11 <Librarian> ?

19:12 <Librarian> i cant even write properly

19:12 <SugarWing> that item you wanted

19:12 <Librarian> the starwars computer

19:12 <Librarian> the hp thingie

19:13 <Librarian> im using a secondhand one

19:13 <SugarWing> can i get a pic

19:13 <Librarian> yes

19:13 <SugarWing> please?

19:13 <SugarWing> oh thanks

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19:14 <Librarian> http://www.cnet.com/products/hp-star-wars-special-edition-notebook/

19:15 <Cepheid> Aaaagghhhh!

19:15 <Cepheid> I was so close!

19:15 <Librarian> gesundheit

19:16 <Cepheid> I wasn't sure what the dragon was going to use next.  He used mirror wall, and I was wiped out less than 5% away from success.

19:16 <Librarian> that happens

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19:17 <Librarian> rest and try again

19:17 <SugarWing> okay so question do you already have a laptop?

19:17 <Librarian> its an old thing

19:17 <Librarian> hand me down

19:17 <SugarWing> does it work good?

19:17 <Librarian> yes

19:18 <Librarian> its not the item that its the issue, it is the inequality

19:18 <Librarian> and the general insults towards me dont help

19:18 <SugarWing> i understand but why would you need a new laptop if you already have a good one?

19:19 <SugarWing> or does your brother

19:19 <SugarWing> 's old phone was good too?

19:19 <Librarian> it was

19:20 <SugarWing> okay i was wrong then

19:20 <SugarWing> sorry

19:20 <SugarWing> but personally i think im in a far worse situation right now

19:20 <Sour_Sweet> What's up sweetie?

19:22 <SugarWing> well....

19:22 <Sour_Sweet> You don't have to tell if you don't want to.

19:22 <SugarWing> My best friend and my coach have a fight between each other so much that my coach didn't allow me to send pics about the new horse to him

19:23 <Cepheid> Right, one more try.  I know the sequence by heart now.

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19:23 <SugarWing> there was a lot of smaller fights before it that made this that bad

19:23 <SugarWing> i should choose who i support

19:23 <SugarWing> him, or her?

19:23 <SugarWing> but the coice is very important

19:24 <Sour_Sweet> That's always a bad thing. Don't put yourself in the middle of a fight

19:24 <Sour_Sweet> There is no way you can profit there in any way.

19:24 <SugarWing> if i choose my BFF my coach might never teach me how to train and help horses

19:25 <SugarWing> but if i choose him,i will never get the experience needed to grow up my favourite foal there

19:25 <SugarWing> and i need to support someone

19:25 <SugarWing> ...but i can't

19:25 <Sour_Sweet> If he's an adult he should be able to accept that you might not agree with his side without pulling consequences likes that

19:25 <Sour_Sweet> like*

19:26 <Sour_Sweet> Dropping a relationship because of a fight with someone else is silly.

19:26 <SugarWing> who? the coach?

19:26 <Sour_Sweet> Yeah

19:26 <SugarWing> its a she

19:26 <SugarWing> i know

19:26 <Sour_Sweet> Oh ;-)

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19:27 <SugarWing> so i put up a facade for her making her think that i don't know about anything,while trying to lift my friends mood,and convincing both that they should talk it out

19:27 <SugarWing> not on phone of course

19:27 <SugarWing> that went terribly wrong

19:28 <SugarWing> my bff's mom was talking to her

19:28 <Sour_Sweet> That sounds like a reasonable plan actually

19:28 <SugarWing> everyone says that the other yelled at the other

19:28 <Sour_Sweet> You can't force them to get together, but getting in between - again - isn't smart either

19:28 <SugarWing> im just hinting

19:28 <SugarWing> they migh will at sometime

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19:30 <SugarWing> if my friend goes away,since the coach wont, i will almost never have the opportunity to speak with him IRL since he lives in another town

19:30 <SugarWing> this is why its so bad

19:31 <Sour_Sweet> Well ... In our day and age you could still Skype for example, but yeah that's not quite the same

19:31 <Sour_Sweet> Why are they fighting to begin with?

19:32 <SugarWing> im not entirely sure

19:32 <SugarWing> should i ask?

19:33 <Sour_Sweet> Maybe. Depending on how good you know them. It's common people fight over a trivial thing.

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19:34 <Sour_Sweet> That being said as stubborn as one can get in a fight they might not realize how silly their fighting is.

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19:37 <SugarWing> i dont think he's available

19:37 <SugarWing> but im not sure if i want to ask him

19:37 <SugarWing> it might make his mood down again

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19:41 <Thelema5> Well I'll be a monkey's uncle.  It's SmallSkippeZ

19:41 <Thelema5> Welcome back!

19:41 <SmallSkippeZ> Oh hi?

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19:42 <SmallSkippeZ> Um... We're you just talking abooty moi

19:42 <Thelema5> Nah, I just haven't seen you around for a while.

19:42 <SmallSkippeZ> Oh... Hi

19:43 <SmallSkippeZ> I'm bored so

19:43 * Thelema5 entertains by trying to eat his instant ramen using two ballpoint pens as chopsticks

19:44 <Thelema5> (Sadly, that is actually what I'm doing)

19:45 <SmallSkippeZ> Og

19:45 <SmallSkippeZ> Careful

19:45 <wobniaR> Get a fork

19:46 <SmallSkippeZ> I get a knife, a spoon, but no fork

19:47 <SmallSkippeZ> Signal is in here!?

19:48 <Thelema5> I have a knife, a spoon, but no fork

19:48 <Thelema5> :P

19:48 <Thelema5> Desperate times call for desperate measures

19:50 <LunaticHell> You can use a knife like a fork if it's pointy enough.

19:50 <LunaticHell> Just try not to lick the bladed side.

19:51 <LunaticHell> In that sense a knife is like a needle or any poking object with the slight difference of having being edgy.

19:56 <Cepheid> Hey, Blizzard King?  [REDACTED] you!  Finally you're nothing more than a CORPSE!

19:56 <Schism> Yay!

19:56 <Schism> And now for the next Dragon.

19:56 <Cepheid> Flame dragon is easier than the Blizzard King.

19:58 <Cepheid> Gods, that was hard.

19:58 <Thelema5> LunaticHell, it's hard to poke a ramen noodle

19:58 <Thelema5> XD

19:59 <Cepheid> Awesome.  It isn't a max level stone, but...

19:59 <LunaticHell> Well take a second knife and pretend they are japanese stick things.

19:59 <LunaticHell> It's the manly way of eating ramen.

19:59 <Thelema5> Heh

19:59 <Cepheid> I acquired a level 9 Blizzard King attack.

20:00 <LunaticHell> [I bet twilight would use two pens]

20:00 <Cepheid> Ice torrent.  Ice attack against everything.  Costs a staggering 75 TP.

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20:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: What Kind of Major Chracter Progression Do You Think We Will See From Applejack, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie?  [ http://tinyurl.com/ztd7q5y ]

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20:03 <wobniaR> Applejack will get more apples, flutters will become less shy, pinkie will party harder

20:03 <SmallSkippeZ> *yawn*

20:05 <Cepheid> Right, Great Dragon uses confusion rather than sleep.

20:06 <Sour_Sweet> Twilight will become a book.

20:06 <Sour_Sweet> You heard it here first.

20:06 <SmallSkippeZ> Rainbow is rainbow

20:06 <SmallSkippeZ> 20%rainbow

20:06 <Thelema5> Pinkie Pie will accidentally swallow Fluttershy's soul and, by incorporating her shy spirit becomes a boring old run-of-the-mill pony

20:06 <SmallSkippeZ> Nuu

20:08 <SmallSkippeZ> Rainbow will travel so fast she'll melt into the particles that reflect the light into a rainbo2

20:08 <SmallSkippeZ> Rainbow is a water

20:09 <Thelema5> AppleJack gets her dream and turns into a giant apple, only to be eaten by boring Pinkie.  Pinkie then becomes a quiet workaholic who allows herself to be exploited by her employers while mumbling under her breath.

20:09 <LunaticHell> Wait...20% rainbow...

20:09 <SmallSkippeZ> Yeah

20:10 <LunaticHell> so...like... 1.4 colors?

20:11 <LunaticHell> rainbow = 7, 20% = 1/5 meaning you'd have...basically 1.4 of the colors meaning...Twilight Sparkle.

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20:12 <LunaticHell> Purple and Blue are the colors used, thank you very much.

20:12 <SmallSkippeZ> Ok

20:12 <SmallSkippeZ> Purple und pink tho?

20:13 <LunaticHell> The mane part of her...err mane actually is blue, not purple.

20:14 <SmallSkippeZ> Oh

20:14 <SmallSkippeZ> ... Wait, why is blue used? Twilight isn't blue

20:14 <SmallSkippeZ> She's purple with dyed pink sections

20:15 <SmallSkippeZ> I mean some dudes here said they were dyed in

20:15 <LunaticHell> 1. most of her mane is blue 2. purple because fur 3. I ran out of colors

20:15 * Schism considers making up some macaroni and cheese... with broccoli.

20:16 <Cepheid> Hey look at that.  Second battle with remaining dragon, and it is already in the red state.

20:17 <SmallSkippeZ> Pokémon

20:17 <SmallSkippeZ> Cepheid?

20:17 <Schism> Etrian Odyssey.

20:17 <LunaticHell> Here take a look at that http://orig11.deviantart.net/a015/f/2012/002/d/1/twilight_sparkle_coloring_guide_no_download_by_portalisawesome-d4l47jh.png

20:18 <Cepheid> Whelp that ended quickly.  Pattern didn't change much, but luck didn't benefit me.

20:19 <LunaticHell> You can see why I went with purple and blue now, right? I only had 1.4 colors.

20:19 <SmallSkippeZ> Oh

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20:19 <LunaticHell> Obviously the 1 is purple and the .4 is blue.

20:20 <Roadie> Yo

20:20 <SmallSkippeZ> Ooooh

20:20 <SmallSkippeZ> Oh hi

20:21 <LunaticHell> Actually I'm close enough with the numbers, too.

20:21 <Roadie> anyone want a blizzard code for overwatch stuff? i got the game but dont play on PC so its not much use to me

20:22 <Schism> Oh, LunaticHell, what do /you/ put in macaroni and cheese?

20:22 <LunaticHell> If purple is 1 and there are six parts of her in purple, the two parts of blue would be 2/6 = 1/3 around 33% meaning I'm only off by 7%.

20:22 <LunaticHell> Schism: Mayonese.

20:22 <Schism> Hmm.  That's a different idea.

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20:22 <SmallSkippeZ> LunaticHell: ketchup

20:22 <LunaticHell> Or that, yes.

20:22 <LunaticHell> You can have both, too.

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20:23 <Schism> I prefer ketchup over mayo, myself.

20:25 <SmallSkippeZ> Yaaas

20:25 <SmallSkippeZ> I add like tomato sauce on most

20:25 <SmallSkippeZ> Burgers

20:25 <SmallSkippeZ> ... Grapes

20:25 <SmallSkippeZ> Cucumber

20:26 <Cepheid> I need to pick up more Amrita II items for this dragon.  Not as many as for the other one though.  I need maybe 10, 15.

20:26 <Schism> Alternately, I could take this mac 'n' cheese and just stick it in a casserole dish, top it with herbed breadcrumbs and cheeses, and broil it for a few minutes.

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20:30 <LunaticHell> SmallSkippeZ: I only drink tomato sauce when I fly. [earth pony]

20:30 * Schism notes, "Tomato juice, you mean? A lot of folks do that."

20:30 <SmallSkippeZ> ...

20:31 <SmallSkippeZ> No, tomato sauce=ketchup

20:31 <LunaticHell> Also: I don't fly.

20:31 * Schism wonders if LunaticHell is perhaps channeling Sans. Sans and his bottle of ketchup.

20:32 <LunaticHell> I used to put ketchup on bread.

20:32 <LunaticHell> ...still do.

20:32 <LunaticHell> And now I'm hungry, thank you.

20:33 <SmallSkippeZ> Two weeaboos walk into iapan

20:33 <SmallSkippeZ> "where's the subs"

20:33 <Schism> LunaticHell: I usually put ketchup onto a grilled cheese sandwich.

20:34 <SmallSkippeZ> Nobody responds to joke :(

20:35 <Sketchy_Sounds> Well see jokes have to actually be funny

20:35 <LunaticHell> I was putting food on a plate.

20:35 <LunaticHell> Oh hi sketchy.

20:35 <LunaticHell> I got a pun for you, sketch.

20:36 <LunaticHell> *ahem* How can ponies call Rarity a gold digger...

20:36 <LunaticHell> ...when Spike is the one doing the actual digging?

20:36 <Sketchy_Sounds> That isn't really a pun

20:37 <LunaticHell> It's a bait and switch.

20:37 <SmallSkippeZ> :(

20:38 <LunaticHell> Unless you take the literal definition of a "gold digger". o. o

20:38 <Schism> Oh, that reminds me.  Some Canadians take their Kraft Dinner, and mix it up with maple syrup beans.

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20:39 <LunaticHell> Wait...maple syrup comes in beans?

20:39 <LunaticHell> What? I didn't know that, don't be bean to me. o3o

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20:40 <Schism> Some types of canned beans are made with maple syrup and bacon.  <.<

20:40 <SmallSkippeZ> Ey

20:40 <SmallSkippeZ> Eh

20:41 <LunaticHell> Ok how about this...

20:41 <LunaticHell> Why did Kylo Ren cross the street?

20:41 <LunaticHell> To get to the dark side, TRAITOR!

20:41 <SmallSkippeZ> XD

20:42 <SmallSkippeZ> Why my joke no funn6

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20:42 <LunaticHell> Oh I can help you.

20:43 <LunaticHell> There's multible ways of being funny, not just telling jokes.

20:43 <SmallSkippeZ> Alt to?

20:43 <SmallSkippeZ> F4

20:43 <LunaticHell> My face isn't alt, thanks. o. O

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20:44 <LunaticHell> Anyway, one way of comedy is "situational comedy".

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20:45 <LunaticHell> It's a reaction in a situation that is only funny in that situation, meaning you need to know when to react to what in which manner.

20:45 <SmallSkippeZ> One of the two main reasons I actually get friends is either I'm funny or my height

20:46 <SmallSkippeZ> Then I lose them all due to brutal honesty haha... Waaah

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20:47 <LunaticHell> Well I have no friends to lose.

20:47 <LunaticHell> So I guess that puts me at a slight advantage?

20:47 <wobniaR> Wow thanks

20:47 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Yeah

20:48 <LunaticHell> And this is how I lose my friends. *rimshot*

20:48 <FruitNibbler> Bought a new lock

20:48 <FruitNibbler> Failed to pick it so far

20:48 <FruitNibbler> Good lock!

20:48 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Why would you buy a lock to pick?

20:48 <FruitNibbler> Finally a quality thing

20:48 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Oh qualuty

20:48 <FruitNibbler> Because lockpicking is my hobby

20:48 <LunaticHell> Because FruitNibbler ran out of bones to pick, duh.

20:49 <wobniaR> Well you've got no one to blame but yourself LunaticHell if you don't consider people you interact with your friends

20:50 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Oooooh

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20:50 <LunaticHell> People who I have contact with which I do know little to nothing about?

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20:50 <LunaticHell> Oh yeah the dictonary calls them "acquaintance".

20:50 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> We used to be best buddies, and now we're not

20:51 <wobniaR> Well you won't know me unless you ask

20:51 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Are you OK wobnia?

20:52 <LunaticHell> I know your name is backwards, that's a start, right?

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20:52 <wobniaR> I'm fine, you two have plenty of potential friends sitting in this chat if you try

20:54 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> ... Well thelema5 is my friend

20:54 <LunaticHell> Oh yeah I've been hospitalized earier this month. My first operation, do I get an achievment for that?

20:54 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> *random alcohol bottle in a paper bag* lunatic is just MA fellow insane inmate

20:55 <Thelema5> :P

20:55 * LunaticHell double bags the alcohol bottle to showcase the extent of his insanity.

20:55 <Thelema5> LunaticHell, what happened?

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20:56 <LunaticHell> Kidneys, made all my guts hate my...err... guts with a passion.

20:56 <Thelema5> O.o

20:56 <Thelema5> Sounds awful.

20:56 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> *more paper bag bottle * I'm okay

20:56 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> I fink

20:56 <LunaticHell> A kidney stone that's between 6 and 9 mm big.

20:57 <LunaticHell> They put a metal thing inside me and told me to wait for a month until they remove the stone.

20:58 * Schism randomly boops Gladiolus with some Kraft Dinner. Also, OWS at LunaticHell. @_@;

20:58 * Gladiolus noms Schism

20:58 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Hi thelema

20:58 <LunaticHell> This is why I drink, but at the same time drinking could have lead to it...

20:58 <LunaticHell> ...a vicious cycle.

20:59 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Don't do dat

20:59 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Actually, bad to say

20:59 * LunaticHell shrugs

20:59 <Thelema5> Is it a stent of some kind?

20:59 <Thelema5> The metal thing

21:00 <LunaticHell> It's some kind of metal rail that partly resides in my kidney.

21:00 <Thelema5> You're officially a cyborg now.

21:00 <Thelema5> Contrats!

21:00 <Thelema5> *congrats

21:00 <Renny|ConnectionProblems> All hail the cyborg :U

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21:00 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> I don't have metal inside moi

21:00 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Actually that's a lie

21:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Comic: Valuable Possessions / All Roads Lead to Friendship / Recall the Time 133 / Star Mares 2.1.22 / Yearning 15 [ http://tinyurl.com/ht4t9et ]

21:00 * Sour_Sweet puts on a shark fin hat and circles around Gladiolus.

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21:01 <LunaticHell> I actually got a card for carrying a "foreign object" in my body. For the case I want to use the airport.

21:01 * Sour_Sweet attacks Gladiolus with hugs.

21:01 <LunaticHell> So I'm like... a card carrying cyborg.

21:01 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> I have metal in me

21:01 <Thelema5> Awesomesauce.  Sucks to be sick, though.

21:01 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> 's called blood

21:02 <LunaticHell> Your blood is metal?

21:02 * Gladiolus snugs Sour_Sweet :>

21:02 <LunaticHell> That's so metal.

21:02 <Gladiolus> blood is iron o3o

21:02 <LightDash> \m/

21:02 <LunaticHell> Part iron*

21:02 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Blood has different metals in it

21:02 <LightDash> Metal will never die

21:03 <LunaticHell> Actually I got a pretty decent amount of iron in my blood, I found out when I recently donated blood.

21:03 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> I have a low blood pressure which is irrelevant

21:03 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> But it sucks

21:03 <Thelema5> It's a mistake to think that we have a skeleton inside ourselves.  Our sense of self-awareness is a function of our brains, which are enclosed within our skulls.  It is more accurate to think that we are inside of a skeleton.

21:03 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Coz I never end up passing out due to it

21:04 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> The brain named itself

21:04 <Thelema5> It should be more creative.

21:04 <LunaticHell> Thelema5: We are a tiny brain operating a flesh robot made of stardust.

21:04 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> XD

21:05 <Sour_Sweet> But but butt ... That skull you describe is empty for most people .....

21:05 <LunaticHell> Applying this logic to the ponies...

21:05 <Thelema5> Exactly, LunaticHell.  And we occupy a tiny, insignificant far-flung planet on the outer edge of a far flug, insignificant galaxy

21:05 <Renny|ConnectionProblems> Sour_Sweet, yes, it is 94% empty

21:05 <LunaticHell> ...OH MY GOD! The CMC actually are Stardust Crusaders!

21:05 <Renny|ConnectionProblems> But so is your computer

21:05 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Thelema5 nice way to say we're insignificant

21:05 <Sour_Sweet> That name of yours has an annoying length 6_9

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21:06 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> If it's too long like I had you can get kicked

21:06 <Renny> :p

21:06 <LunaticHell> I wonder when the CMC travel to egypt to fight against Vin, the vampire.

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21:07 <LunaticHell> za warudo!

21:07 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> What

21:08 <LightDash> but it was ME DIO.

21:08 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> What's better, hard top or soft top?

21:08 <LunaticHell> Carrot Top.

21:08 <LightDash> yare yare daze

21:08 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Like on a car

21:09 <Thelema5> Depends a lot on your local climate.

21:09 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Weed probably have a hard top

21:09 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Well i

21:10 <Thelema5> In warm, dry regions a soft-top convertible is fun to have.

21:10 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> I'm talking convertible btw

21:10 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Coz I like the 4 series BMW convi

21:10 <Thelema5> That's an expensive vehicle.

21:11 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> I know

21:11 <Thelema5> I hope you attain your dream.

21:11 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Not as expensive compared to some of the others I want

21:11 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> I lah cars mayn

21:12 <Thelema5> Heh.  I've always been limited to driver second or third hand economy cars, usually with high miles and a few dents

21:12 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Oh...

21:12 <AndroUser2> Hey schism?  There is a fun note I have not mentioned yet about EOU.

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21:12 <Thelema5> The one I'm driving now is actually the first vehicle I actually purchased new, and it was the cheapest cheap car I could find

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21:13 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Thelema5, one of said real expensive is a Bentley Continental get speed

21:13 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Gt

21:13 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> What car is that BTW?

21:13 <Schism> Cephy: Oh?

21:13 <Cepheid> There is actually three final bosses.

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21:15 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Thelema5 what car do you have?

21:16 <Thelema5> SkippeZ_ShadoW, I currently drive a 2009 Hyundai Accent

21:16 <Cepheid> I do not know it's name, but there is the final boss of classic story mode, the post-game final boss, and the final boss of story mode.

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21:16 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Hmph

21:16 <Thelema5> It's white and looks like rarity turned into a car

21:17 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Oh...

21:17 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> I'm all for convi's alot of the time

21:17 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Unless you mean ferraris

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21:18 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Because the Ferrari that have a convi option I am sure I will not fit in

21:18 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Ferraris

21:19 <Thelema5> This is my car: http://i.imgur.com/gZwM8wB.png

21:19 <Thelema5> It needs rarity cutie marks on it's flank

21:19 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Cute

21:19 <Tirek> When I was walking around town two weeks ago, I saw an older car for sale, probably needs to be fixed up pretty good.

21:19 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Yeah but I can't fit in some cars

21:20 <Tirek> Definitely 70s, I just didn't catch the make or model.

21:20 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Only lotus I can fit in is the evora

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21:20 <Tirek> Get thee to a gym.

21:20 <Tirek> Or is it that you're 8 feet tall.

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21:20 <Thelema5> Was it an El Camino by any chance, Tirek?  I've always loved those.

21:20 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Tirek, 6'4" and growing

21:21 <Tirek> Ah.

21:21 <Tirek> Darn you're a head taller than me.

21:21 <Tirek> Nah, this one had four seats.

21:22 <Tirek> Looked kinda like a Lincoln, but I don't think it was.

21:23 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> I don't know classics much

21:23 <Tirek> I don't know cars, personally.

21:23 <Tirek> I just know this one looked pretty nice.

21:24 <Thelema5> I'm not good at identiying cars.  Oddly, the AI which manages photos.google is good at it, so when I type "lincoln" into a search of my personal photos, it returns all the images I've taken with that particular car in the background

21:24 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Man, Bentley Continental gt speed is a w1w

21:24 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> W12

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21:26 <Cepheid> Time to knock out another dragon.

21:26 <Thelema5> Are you thinking of buying the car, Tirek?  I know you don't drive, but this would be a good chance to learn.

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21:28 <Tirek> I need to learn to drive ASAP

21:28 <Tirek> Because my ride to work's gone and I'm relying on another ride for now.

21:28 <Tirek> The sooner I learn the better, though.

21:29 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> How old are you?

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21:30 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Tirek?

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21:34 <Tirek> 27

21:35 <Tirek> Yeah, sorry. I'm looking at microsd cards.

21:35 <Tirek> I want to get one for my phone.

21:35 <Sketchy_Sounds> I also do not have a driver's licence, and I turn 32 this year :p

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21:36 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> I wanna drive rreeeeaaal bad

21:36 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> I ain't 17 yet so

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21:38 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> This Bentley man

21:38 <Tirek> I want to drive solely so I could stop depending on others to get my things done.

21:38 <Tirek> For instance, I need my laundry done as I don't have any clothes for the rest of the week.

21:39 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Oh... I wanna drive because it's so cool to me

21:39 <Tirek> So I need a ride to a laundrymat, which is across town.

21:39 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> I've tried to get my dad to take me to an old airstrip or something to let me drive

21:39 <MidnightSonata> Should be working on photoshop, instead I'm messing around with the chatroom on EQD lol I have my priorities straight

21:39 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> But he won't

21:39 <Tirek> I'm still wearing the same clothes I was wearing to work on Saturday.

21:40 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> You work on Saturday

21:40 <Tirek> Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday.

21:40 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Oh

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21:40 <Tirek> I work ten hour shifts, four days a week.

21:41 <Tirek> I don't remember how much I earn because I don't have the raise rates anymore :v

21:41 <Tirek> I started at 13.50 an hour.

21:41 <Tirek> I probably make something like 14 an hour.

21:41 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Oooo

21:41 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Idk if that's good, that's double minimum right

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21:41 <Tirek> I get another raise in July, and two more for the next two years up to 15.30 an hour.

21:42 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Is that high?

21:42 <Tirek> Its more than enough for me.

21:43 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> I mean I know it isn't Beyoncé 7 dollar a second but... Oh alright

21:43 <Tirek> I have 6 grand in my savings because I don't spend any money.

21:43 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Noice

21:43 <wobniaR> Good save it

21:43 <MidnightSonata> haha my teacher: where's your mother's day picture? me: *just laughs a bit*

21:43 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Just there like "I haven't eaten for a week"

21:43 <Tirek> I end up spending something like 300 dollars every two weeks.

21:44 <Tirek> I make about 850 every two weeks.

21:44 <wobniaR> I spend about 100 a week

21:44 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Damn

21:44 <MidnightSonata> I make $20 a month...it sucks

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21:45 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> I don't make money

21:45 <wobniaR> Yeah one thing about being young is that you don't have much spending money

21:45 <Mudwise> indeed

21:45 <wobniaR> Don't worry you'll be an adult soon enough

21:46 <Bubs> then you don't have time to spend the money you eurn

21:46 <Bubs> *earn

21:46 <Tirek> I should be playing the lottery every week just for the chance to win early retirement :v

21:46 <Bubs> :P

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21:46 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> I wanna win something

21:46 <Tirek> Me too.

21:47 <Tirek> And like a dork, I'll bank all the money I win and try and live off of as little as possible.

21:47 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> I haven't had a proper first place I'll apart from tallest kid in the school

21:47 <MidnightSonata> $20 a month really sucks cause there's actually a lot of things I want/need to buy but have no money for. And there are like no jobs in this town because everyone is always working everywhere

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21:47 <Tirek> I have to commute about 40 miles a day.

21:47 * Bubs is off to bed.

21:47 <MidnightSonata> And the town is like a mile from one end to other so there aren't many options

21:47 <Bubs> talk to y'all later

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21:49 <MidnightSonata> I have my photoshop project perfectly covering the chat so if my teacher comes over I can click it and make it look like I am working :3

21:49 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Tirek: I'd go spend it on at least 3 cars and a nice house

21:49 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> And my parents

21:50 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> This house needs a top up... After 6 years and we still haven't unpacked all the boxes

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21:50 <MidnightSonata> Senioritis is hitting me hard. Last full week of school. We have like 5 and a half days left. This is me protesting teachers assigning me stuff to do

21:51 <Tirek> I just want a nice apartment.

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21:51 <Tirek> Doesn't have to be very big.

21:51 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Lent house?

21:51 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Pent

21:51 <Tirek> Not that expensive.

21:51 <MidnightSonata> Wait....what am I even supposed to be doing on this assignment? I don't even know

21:51 <Tirek> Like I said, I'd spend as little money as I could get away with.

21:52 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Why? Generational?

21:52 <Tirek> Because I don't need fancy things.

21:52 <Tirek> Nor do I really want it?

21:52 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Oh k

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21:53 <MidnightSonata> That's my thinking until I see something that looks cool and I decide I have to have it in my life

21:53 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> What car would you want? An older restored one?

21:53 <Tirek> Oh yeah, the most expensive thing I'd probably own is a car.

21:53 <Tirek> And I'm not entirely sure.

21:53 <wobniaR> 40 miles is insane Tirek, are you being compensated for travelling so far?

21:54 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> 40 miles isn't too long

21:54 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Oh wait rides and stuff

21:54 <Tirek> Do note that's both ways.

21:54 <Tirek> 20 to work and 20 back.

21:54 <Tirek> Do note that the people I'm riding with drive even farther.

21:55 <Tirek> It's only because they drive through my town that they're picking me up.

21:56 <MidnightSonata> So I found out that Seattle has a briny convention....and that a lot of really cool people were there (like Gabriel Brown)...and I got excited only to find out I had missed it -.- my life

21:56 <MidnightSonata> *brony

21:56 <MidnightSonata> this computer autocorrects? oh yea it's an apple

21:56 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> XD

21:56 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Not a computer then

21:56 <MidnightSonata> it's a MacBook Pro Apple laptop for photoshop class

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21:57 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Oh

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21:58 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Man, this Bentley is cool, I want it

21:58 <MidnightSonata> The fact that I missed Everfree Northwest is, to quote Rarity, "of all the worse things that could happen this is the. worst. possible. thing!"

21:58 <DARK> hello =)

21:58 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> To darky

22:00 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> I am in such niche markets

22:00 * Thelema5 goes home now

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22:01 <MidnightSonata> Has anyone in here gone to a Brony convention?

22:02 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> I haven't (to keep an element of conversation)

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22:02 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> This weekend is host to a military shiw

22:02 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> I get to hold guns

22:02 <MidnightSonata> I didn't even know that Washington did a Brony convention until today and it was the 13th-15th so yea my life

22:03 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Damn

22:03 <MidnightSonata> I'm not allowed to hold guns as there is a 99% chance I would somehow hurt myself

22:03 <MidnightSonata> Like "what does this do?!" *shoots self in leg* "oh"

22:05 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Well, these are mostly decommissioned so

22:05 <MidnightSonata> Ah that makes sense

22:06 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Yeah you can't have lives that much in uk

22:06 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> You need 3 liscenses

22:07 <MidnightSonata> Oh no I have to go. Photoshop is over in three minutes

22:07 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Oh... Ok

22:07 <Cepheid> Whelp, that is the last dragon dead.

22:07 <MidnightSonata> I'll come back eventually

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22:09 <SkippeZ_ShadoW> Even tho nobody is probably listening, I hate it when people call the aks74u a smg

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22:19 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Drawfriend Stuff #1903 [ http://tinyurl.com/zjsoc3r ]

22:19 <hawthornbunny> Submarines don't even have machine guns

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22:28 <Librarian> they should have

22:29 <Cepheid> Schism:  well, I finally did it.  I killed a Claret Hollows FOE.

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22:36 <LunaticHell> [Even in your pony chat: FOE!]

22:38 <Tirek> https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9911045/FOE.mid

22:38 <Cepheid> Heh.  Look under hat?  FOE!

22:39 <Tirek> Tirek has you covered with FOE.mid

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22:40 <Tirek> I had this sitting in my dropbox randomly for about maybe 3 years.

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22:40 <Cepheid> Heh.  I need to kill more FOEs.

22:40 <Tirek> Hah, "Date Modified 3/2/2013 4:53pm"

22:41 <Tirek> I thought I was exaggerating, but no it really was three years

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22:46 <Sour_Sweet> Yay finished DOOM.

22:47 <Cepheid> If I could get a slightly stronger resistance item, I could negate the Netherlands Tortiose

22:48 <hawthornbunny> Now onto DOOM 2: The Battle for Arrakis

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22:49 <ThatCoolDude325> hey did you guys know that google is working on an experimental version of gmail check it out gogle.ddns.net

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22:49 <hawthornbunny> How about no

22:49 <Nicktendonick> ?

22:50 <Nicktendonick> I clicked the link, that bad?

22:50 <Tirek> That cool dude is a spy.

22:50 <Tirek> You're infected.

22:50 <Tirek> Run a virus scan now.

22:50 <Tirek> Never trust a link by someone who leaves immediately after posting it.

22:51 <Sour_Sweet> That's why you have a VM Tirek ;-)

22:51 <Tirek> I'm not joking either, run a virus scan.

22:51 <Tirek> There's that too, yeah.

22:51 <Mudwise> do a virus scan man

22:52 <Schism> Thirded, run a virus scan.

22:52 <hawthornbunny> Tirek's VM runs inside a holographic simulation of reality

22:52 * Sour_Sweet pokes Colgate. "Be so kind please ... "

22:52 <Librarian> why are we invoking Colgate?

22:52 <Sour_Sweet> Because it's a violation of network rules

22:53 <Cepheid> Because the person is attempting to spread malware.

22:53 <Sour_Sweet> Looks more like phishing - the silly kind though

22:53 <hawthornbunny> I assumed it was a bot

22:54 <Sour_Sweet> I think it's one of those AI trolls from earlier. Give me a second

22:54 <Cepheid> ... gee, thanks game.  Give me an item to make a piece of armour I literally cannot use in classic mode.

22:55 <Sour_Sweet> Yeah /they/ are

22:56 <Sour_Sweet> If you use a VPN it has no use if you literally post your IP address - lol

22:56 <Tirek> I don't run a VM, because I'm too lazy to set one up.

22:56 <Librarian> imma go take a nap

22:56 <Tirek> Also really considering switching back over to Linux.

22:56 <Librarian> happy troll hunting

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22:56 <Sour_Sweet> It's safe. They don't know what they're doing anyway

22:56 <Tirek> Fair.

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22:58 <Tirek> Ahah

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22:58 <Tirek> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrO-3LJYL2w

22:58 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

22:58 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Lottyr, Lady of the Hells

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22:59 <Tirek> Bjorn Lynne music is one of the rarest finds on the youb tube.

22:59 <Tirek> Outside of his video game work I suppose.

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23:00 <Tirek> I ought to buy his albums at some point.

23:00 <Tirek> His older works are quite good. I'm not a fan of his newer work, however.

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23:02 <Snapai> Tirek, I have different music tastes

23:02 <Snapai> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9ihjO_qiUI

23:02 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

23:02 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Perfect

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23:04 <Tirek> I like this song too.

23:04 <Tirek> I have wide and varying tastes in music.

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23:12 <Cepheid> Huzzah another useless piece of armour!

23:12 <Cepheid> Gunner armour this time.  Previous item was highlander armour.

23:17 <Cepheid> I have no idea how one is supposed to kill a depth dancer.  It goes first, and deals 500+ damage to the entire party.  Anyone who survives somehow will be blinded.

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23:18 <Snapai> Caro Emerald and 11 Acorn Lane are my favorite things on my pandora station :3

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23:19 <Snapai> Cepheid, I don't know what game you're talkin' about, but got anything that can reflect rather than just reduce attacks?

23:20 <Cepheid> Alas, no.

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23:20 <Cepheid> Even if I did, again, it goes first.

23:20 <Snapai> Grr, I have to work tonight, they told me with 4 hours notice =P

23:20 <Cepheid> I can't even prepare for the first attack.

23:20 <Snapai> Right, I mean reflect armor of some sort

23:21 <Snapai> It attacks, and its attacks rebound and damage it

23:21 <Cepheid> Peirce resistance might work better.

23:22 <Cepheid> The protector class does have parry though.  Reflects all attacks to one line.  Protector skills usually go first, to boot.

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23:31 <Cepheid> Right, stab resist helps.  But I also need death resist.

23:32 * LunaticHell boops Ceraphim

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23:39 <LunaticHell> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh4e6y05ZNE

23:44 <Cepheid> Stab resist++, Death resist+++ should HOPEFULLY suffice.

23:44 <LunaticHell> hey ceph

23:45 <Cepheid> Yes?

23:45 <LunaticHell> How did Twilight get out of being accused for stealing a time spell?

23:45 <Cepheid> No idea.

23:45 <LunaticHell> She went back in time to return it...in time.

23:45 <Cepheid> Heh.

23:48 <Cepheid> Death resist+++ is insufficient.  Hmm...  I need a warrior that uses swords.

23:50 <Sour_Sweet> I wonder if I can get his ISP to void his contract.

23:53 <LunaticHell> Make him eat it, Sour_Sweet.

23:53 <LunaticHell> With onions. Yes.

23:55 <LunaticHell> In Season 1 you giggle at ghostie...

23:55 <LunaticHell> ...but in soviet season 6, ghostie giggle at you https://i.chzbgr.com/full/8797192192/hDF5ED370/

23:56 <Sour_Sweet> You're getting worse every day LunaticHell x)

23:56 <LunaticHell> And I'm proud of it. :P

23:56 <LunaticHell> My Kylo Ren joke actually was good.

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23:57 <Tirek> Ms. Pinkie and Watch?

23:57 <LunaticHell> Did I tell you, already?

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23:57 <LunaticHell> oh hi Tirek, I got a joke for you.

23:57 <LunaticHell> Why did Kylo Ren cross the street?

23:58 <LunaticHell> To get to the dark side, TRAITOR!

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