Log archive of EquestriaDaily for Friday, 2017-09-29

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00:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Poll Results: Have You Seen Advertising of the MLP Movie At Theaters in the Last Month? [ http://tinyurl.com/y8v6aw6z ]

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00:12 * DashedRainbows looks into Heartbreak's gaze, sees flames, decides to roast marshmallows

00:12 <Schism> Hmm.  Apple Bloom, magical engineer par excellence.  

00:13 <Schism> In the future, the CMC don't get covered in tree sap.  They swap it out for the blood of worlds.

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00:13 <DashedRainbows> That's horrifying

00:14 <Schism> Oh, they're still good.  But good people sometimes have to do terrible things.  o3o

00:14 * Heartbreak dumps cold water on DashedRainbows.

00:14 <Schism> Sweetie Belle, for example, can sing the song that ends the world.

00:15 <Heartbreak> Actually, there's something rather horrifying about one species of tree that traps birds in it's sticky fruit which glues them to the forest floor.

00:16 <DashedRainbows> But my marshmallows...

00:17 <Schism> HB: There's a species of spider which builds webs which can span rivers.

00:17 <Heartbreak> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVnBNZ8KhIM

00:17 <Schism> The Darwin's Bark spider is terrifying.

00:17 * Heartbreak stuffs marshmallows into DashedRainbows mawl.

00:17 <DashedRainbows> Heartbreak: you're breaking my heart 6_9

00:18 <DashedRainbows> Don't kill me!

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00:21 <Heartbreak> I won't kill you. Just stop making it seem like you're trying to feminize me.

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00:22 <DashedRainbows> It's kinda late for that :p

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00:22 * DashedRainbows chokes on the marshmallows

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00:23 *** Changeling_Nightmares is now known as Filly_Nightmares

00:23 * Heartbreak gets the marshmallows out of DashedRainbows windpipe and turns them into a mare.

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00:24 * Filly_Nightmares licks Heartbreak's leg

00:24 <DashedRainbows> Wait, the marshmallows or me?

00:24 <Heartbreak> Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

00:24 <Heartbreak> You.

00:24 <DashedRainbows> Or DashedRainbows

00:24 * Filly_Nightmares rolls around Heartbreak!

00:24 <Heartbreak> You DashedRainbows. Now you're a mare.

00:24 <Filly_Nightmares> o5o

00:25 <DashedRainbows> But, DashedRainbows is a mare... :P

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00:26 * Filly_Nightmares mares at Heartbreak!

00:26 *** DashedRainbows is now known as rhg135

00:26 <rhg135> But fine...

00:26 <Heartbreak> But. Nothing!

00:26 <Heartbreak> You're a mare. So. Deal!

00:27 <rhg135> Ok

00:27 * rhg135 gets a mirror

00:27 <rhg135> I look adorable!

00:30 <Schism> X3  "I am a frightened bystander praying the pony juggling the TNT and puppies knows what he’s doing..."

00:31 <rhg135> This isn't so bad, Heartbreak

00:32 <Heartbreak> Maybe you think that, but atleast I'm more comfortable.

00:32 <rhg135> How so?

00:33 <Schism> Hardy has his priorities straight...

00:34 <rhg135> I don't even miss my hands! Because hooves are magic

00:34 <Schism> A zero-range TK field is no replacement for actual digits.

00:34 <Schism> And HB doesn't even have that.

00:35 <Schism> HB puts his hoof up against a teacup and tries to pick it up, all that happens is the teacup wobbles.

00:35 <Schism> ('Wobble' is an inherently funny word.  Must add that to my list.)

00:35 <rhg135> His? :P

00:36 <Schism> Of course, HB's a guy.  >.>

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00:36 *** patrick is now known as Starwatcher

00:36 <Starwatcher> ugggg

00:36 <rhg135> I though HB was a mare

00:37 * Schism leaves his vast estate to Starwatcher, so that he can afford to live somewhere decent.

00:37 <rhg135> Starwatcher: you're still fine!

00:37 <Schism> rhg135, meh.  Mare or stallion, HB's a guy.  Which is why it's proper and hilarious to dress him in maid outfits.

00:37 <rhg135> I get ya

00:38 <Librarian> dont forget the car ears

00:38 <Librarian> most important

00:38 <rhg135> Yes ofc

00:38 <Schism> Nono.  Bunny ears.  ..wait, that would spark the hatred of Angel.  Cat ears it is!

00:39 <rhg135> Still, being a mare isn't that bad

00:39 <Schism> I'll leave it to you to convince HB of that.

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00:40 <rhg135> Yeah, tough sell

00:40 * Schism peers at Heartbreak from the left, from three inches away.

00:41 * rhg135 brushes her hair and runds for the hills

00:42 <rhg135> There is one upside: ponies run fast :p

00:43 <Starwatcher> yea I'm still ok

00:43 * Starwatcher droops one ear

00:43 <Starwatcher> is hurting but is ok

00:43 * rhg135 sprays Lysol at him then hugs

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00:44 *** Android is now known as PinkieShy

00:45 <PinkieShy> My chihuahua lost another Canine tooth today..

00:45 <rhg135> Hey PinkieShy

00:45 <PinkieShy> This time it was the upper left.. Last night it was the bottom left

00:49 <Librarian> my dad is angry at me due to a bank mistake i made

00:50 <Librarian> i missudertood something it seems

00:50 <Librarian> this have been a couple of terrible weeks

00:50 * Starwatcher hugs rhg135

00:51 <rhg135> Yay!

00:52 <rhg135> Think you'll be out soon, Starwatcher?

00:53 <Starwatcher> yes I'm back home now finally

00:53 <Starwatcher> just got out not long ago

00:54 <Starwatcher> thanksies

00:54 <Starwatcher> hey

00:54 <Starwatcher> can I show you guys something

00:55 <Starwatcher> https://scontent.fyyc2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/22048057_1485388241549360_7832455330304361408_o.jpg?oh=77332a8d97998340e3eac8ea28f09d73&oe=5A852FC9 [ I launched this ]

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00:58 <Librarian> i called the bank, i have plenty of time to pay

00:59 <Librarian> he is berating me for something i did not do

00:59 <Librarian> freaking luck

01:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Comic Dub: Fanon Can / Healing Spell / Alicornification / Learning Lessosn / Awkward Moments / Applejack's Big Test [ http://tinyurl.com/y7p27f6h ]

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01:04 <rhg135> I knew it couldn't last, sigh

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01:07 <rhg135> Life just sucks done days, Librarian

01:08 <rhg135> Gah, can't even spell

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01:13 <FruitNibbler> donde estas days?

01:19 * Heartbreak noogies FruitNibbler!!!!

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01:24 <Schism> "Ooooohhh, my little sister is daaaating!" "Lt g' of mah fce." "No.  Eee, it's so cute!  Am I going to meet him?" "Hrln." "Pardon?" "Ceek. Hrtn." "Oh!  You could have said." "DID."

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01:32 <Mystic> yo

01:32 <Heartbreak> Mystic: Yo.

01:33 <Mystic> What's up? It's been a while since I've been on this chat

01:33 * rhg135 waves at Mystic

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01:34 * Mystic waves back

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01:35 * rhg135 bounces around

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01:36 <Mystic> bouncy

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01:51 *** rhg135 is now known as DashedRainbows

01:53 *** FreezeFrame is now known as WorkFrame

01:56 <Golden> Good night everyone

01:57 <DashedRainbows> Night

01:57 <PinkieShy> :(

01:57 <PinkieShy> My dog apparently has a gum diease O.o

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01:58 <PinkieShy> hair that is in her gums..

01:58 <Heartbreak> eeeee, ouch.

01:58 <PinkieShy> Which online says will lead to all her teeth coming out soon.

02:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Nightly Discussion #1213 [ http://tinyurl.com/y7lnj2rc ]

02:01 <Librarian> made a new one,im getting very fat at this

02:02 <Librarian> fast

02:02 <Librarian> albeit im very fat at any rate owo

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02:02 <Librarian> http://fav.me/dbovf4l

02:05 <PinkieShy> !url https://youtu.be/m2O-c5NjnrU?t=7

02:07 <Filly_Nightmares> Is this gud PC build?

02:07 <Filly_Nightmares> https://pcpartpicker.com/list/pFhdZ8

02:07 <Filly_Nightmares> o4o

02:07 * Filly_Nightmares eeeeeees at Heartbreak!

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02:07 *** ChanServ sets mode: +h Nedemai

02:10 <Librarian> im really tired

02:10 <Librarian> i need to sleep, but i still want to draw owo

02:11 * Filly_Nightmares licks Librarian and hats on Nedemai

02:11 <PinkieShy> oh wow

02:11 <PinkieShy> Disney is remaking Hocus Pocus

02:11 <Nedemai> hats?

02:11 <Nedemai> lol

02:11 <PinkieShy> Are we in the movie remake age now O.o

02:12 <Librarian> meeh, sleep time

02:12 <Librarian> see ya at dawn

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02:13 * DashedRainbows gives the filly a mango

02:14 * Filly_Nightmares suckles on it!

02:15 * DashedRainbows pets the filly

02:17 <PinkieShy> !link https://i.imgur.com/2ApqNIQ.gif

02:17 <DerpyBot> Twilight says the library only has pictures from e621 and derpibooru, videos from youtube and books from google docs.

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02:20 <DashedRainbows> None can resist Pinkie

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02:27 <PinkieShy> I wonder if she taste like bubble gum

02:27 <Heartbreak> I want some mango tooooooooooo.

02:28 <DashedRainbows> Nah, mango is for good little fillies

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02:34 <DashedRainbows> But you, miss Heartbreak, can have an apple

02:34 <Heartbreak> I want mango fries...

02:35 <DashedRainbows> Again, only for good fillies

02:36 * Filly_Nightmares shares her mango with Heartbreak!

02:36 * Heartbreak yays!

02:37 * Filly_Nightmares eeeeees and lifts a leg! There are mangoes in her leg holes! She whines and sits on her rump, flailing her leg!

02:37 <DashedRainbows> And Heartbreak apparently

02:38 * Filly_Nightmares eeeees at Heartbreak to get the oversized mango from her leg!

02:39 <Heartbreak> ... Whatcha want -me- to do? my hooves are broken...

02:39 * Filly_Nightmares eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees! She pokes the mango with her nosie!

02:40 * Heartbreak sighs and attempts this nose-push.

02:40 * DashedRainbows licks Heartbreak

02:41 <Heartbreak> Gaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

02:41 * Filly_Nightmares squeees as the mango pops free from her leg! She curls up under Heartbreak's bellu and nomfs the mango!

02:41 * Filly_Nightmares floofs!

02:41 <Heartbreak> Gaaaaaaaaaah!

02:42 <DashedRainbows> Aww

02:43 <DashedRainbows> She don't like it

02:43 * Filly_Nightmares pur

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02:53 <Thelema5> Hello everypony

02:53 <DashedRainbows> Good evening Thelema5

02:54 <Thelema5> What's new?

02:55 <DashedRainbows> A day closer to the movie.

02:56 <DashedRainbows> Nothing new from me

02:57 <PinkieShy> Thelema5 Alot is new and sad news is new about my dog

02:57 <PinkieShy> Apparently she has a gum disease

02:57 <PinkieShy> Hair growing at her teeth that'll make her lose all her teeth soon and she lost another canine tooth today

03:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by ExplodingPonyToast: Music: Filly In The Box - Split [Electro] [ http://tinyurl.com/y8mmtfrk ]

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03:04 <Thelema5> That is sad PinkieShy

03:04 <Thelema5> Is there anything they can do?

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03:07 <PinkieShy> With the ammount of teeth she already has lost. not really

03:08 <PinkieShy> The damage is already done its course only 2 canine teeth left, and what is in the back of her mouth

03:08 <Thelema5> Woof

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03:09 <Thelema5> Is she in much pain?

03:09 <PinkieShy> No pain from what i can tell

03:10 <Thelema5> That's great

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03:12 <Thelema5> Oh hi there, Nedemai

03:13 * Bubble-Berry poses!

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03:15 <Nedemai_> who me?

03:15 <Nedemai_> lol

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03:16 *** ChanServ sets mode: +h Nedemai

03:17 <Bubble-Berry> Now I've got the G Gundam theme stuck in my head

03:18 * Heartbreak pies both Bubble-Berry and Nedemai.

03:18 * Bubble-Berry flails, does a rocketo panchi

03:19 * Nedemai flops over backwards and eats the pie

03:19 <Nedemai> free pie!

03:19 * Filly_Nightmares shares her last mango with Heartbreak!

03:19 <Heartbreak> oooooo!

03:19 * Heartbreak noms.

03:19 * Heartbreak pokes Nedemai.

03:20 <Heartbreak> My birthday was over a week ago.

03:20 <Nedemai> D:

03:20 <Nedemai> happy belated birthday!

03:20 * Bubble-Berry gives Heartbreak a cake and Kuratas

03:20 <Bubble-Berry> Hap berf

03:20 <Heartbreak> You still draw there, Nedemai?

03:21 <DashedRainbows> Happy birthday!

03:21 <Nedemai> I do, I am in school studying graphic design atm

03:22 * Heartbreak peeeeeeeeeeeeeeks at Nedemai's art.

03:23 <Heartbreak> https://pre00.deviantart.net/ddcd/th/pre/i/2017/270/4/c/moth_in_my_mane_by_sabertooth1980-dboseis.jpg

03:23 * DashedRainbows gives the nice mare a mango. Belated birthday gift

03:24 * Heartbreak noms the mango.

03:24 * Bubble-Berry gives Heartbreak a manga. Please don't nom.

03:24 <Heartbreak> The best kind of mango? Either fresh small yellow mangoes or dried yellow mango.

03:25 <Heartbreak> What kind of manga?

03:25 <Bubble-Berry> Uhhh

03:25 <Bubble-Berry> Robots

03:25 <Bubble-Berry> Doing cool robot things

03:25 <Bubble-Berry> Like fighting wars or punching monsters

03:25 <Nedemai> Heartbreak, the last illustration I di was this

03:25 <Nedemai> https://www.dropbox.com/s/fnh0siyyv46eutb/hand.jpg?dl=0

03:25 <Bubble-Berry> Man, mecha are so cool

03:26 <Heartbreak> Nice.

03:26 <Bubble-Berry> I wish I was as good of a mechanical artist as Yoji Shinkawa or Hajime Katoki

03:26 <Bubble-Berry> Wow that's pretty good Nedemai

03:26 <Heartbreak> ... Bubble-Berry, why is there a robot version of me in this magna?

03:26 <Bubble-Berry> Because

03:26 <Bubble-Berry> uh...

03:27 <Heartbreak> Stop taking pictures of the alternate mes in other universes, Bubble-Berry.

03:27 <Bubble-Berry> 闘志!

03:27 <Heartbreak> One of these days, you'll see something you won't be able to get out of your head.

03:27 * Bubble-Berry gainax poses! "It's clearly the work of a brave hero or something!"

03:27 * Bubble-Berry has been marathoning Gurren Lagann and GaoGaiGar

03:28 <Heartbreak> Like the little alicorn version of me that's chained up in a dungeon somewhere in an evil version of Equestria somewhere.

03:28 <Heartbreak> Stay away from that version of me.

03:28 <DashedRainbows> Wut

03:28 <Heartbreak> heartbreaker is -evil-.

03:28 * Bubble-Berry shrugs, continues Gainax posing

03:29 * Heartbreak gives Bubble-Berry some hard candies.

03:29 * Bubble-Berry noms

03:29 <Nedemai> Bubble-Berry, ty

03:30 <Bubble-Berry> Is it true rigid, mechanical bodies are harder to draw than organic stuff?

03:30 <Bubble-Berry> All my artist friends say shit like mecha are super hard to draw

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03:31 * Filly_Nightmares nomfs Bubble-Berry

03:31 <Filly_Nightmares> o5o

03:31 <Filly_Nightmares> Wat happen to my Raspberry Pi? o6o

03:31 * Bubble-Berry tastes like horse

03:31 <Bubble-Berry> He's not on I guess? o2o

03:32 <Filly_Nightmares> My Raspberry Pi

03:32 <Filly_Nightmares> Not Pi!

03:32 * Filly_Nightmares licks Bubble-Berry

03:32 <Filly_Nightmares> THe tini compuper!

03:32 <Bubble-Berry> ohhh

03:32 <Bubble-Berry> me no know computers

03:32 * Bubble-Berry derps

03:33 <Bubble-Berry> I am up to date on all my robotics news tho

03:33 <Nedemai> Bubble-Berry, geometric shapes are a lot easier to draw than photo realistic living creatures

03:33 <Nedemai> if that is what you are asking

03:34 <Schism> Hmmmmmmmm... parmesan garlic bread with mango habanero salsa.  Yus.

03:34 <DashedRainbows> Yum

03:35 <Bubble-Berry> https://sqwabb.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/gunbuster.jpg Like, as an experenced artist, would you have trouble drawing something like this in a dynamic pose compared to, say, a stylized human or anthropomorphic animal?

03:38 <Nedemai> Bubble-Berry, I think all 3 present a similar challenge

03:38 <Nedemai> you are dealing with 3 things that all have human proportions, more or less

03:39 <Nedemai> if you can't draw people, you aren't doing to do much better with a mecha or a anthropomorphic animal

03:39 <Heartbreak> Hard candies are awesome, yo.

03:40 <Nedemai> you gotta learn the rules before you can break them

03:40 * Schism rolls over to Heartbreak, wearing a long beard. "Lemon drop?"

03:40 <Nedemai> so learn to draw people first, than draw mechas and anthros

03:40 <Bubble-Berry> From what my artists friends say, most of whom have a stylized, cartoony aesthetic, say that mecha are hard due to the amount of details a mecha has that a human or anthro doesn't

03:40 <Heartbreak> Uuuuuhm, no, cherry? I think, no, green apple.

03:40 <Heartbreak> Nedemai: draw me!

03:41 * Schism doesn't have any of those. Just has lemon drops. He hears that the Assassins' Guild has almond slice, though.

03:41 * Filly_Nightmares eeees at Schism for more mango!

03:41 <Bubble-Berry> Pistons, wires, the inner frame, gaps between panels of armor, stuff like that.

03:41 <Nedemai> its 11:41 at night, the only thing I want to draw is a bath

03:41 * Schism grumps! and provides Filly_Nightmares with some of these mango garlic bread slices.

03:41 <Nedemai> but Im more likely to just comatose in bed

03:41 * Filly_Nightmares yays and eats existence!

03:42 <Schism> So, this week's episode of Starlight over Detrot just took my head and bounced it across the playground.

03:42 <Heartbreak> Schism: Jet got his hard candies from Aldi.

03:43 <Heartbreak> There like tuti fruiti.

03:43 <Bubble-Berry> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YPsLJ0jwDI

03:43 <Bubble-Berry> aaaaaa

03:43 <Bubble-Berry> look at this robot!

03:43 <Schism> Tutti-fruiti isn't a flavour, it's an abomination.

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03:44 <Schism> I'd rather eat orange liquorice.  At least that's an actual thing.

03:45 <PinkieShy> had Zaxby's for dinner.. Had to do something that we never do. Complain

03:46 <PinkieShy> The chicken's skin was to tough to even enjoy..

03:47 <Thelema5> That is a terrible shame.

03:47 <Heartbreak> Schism: Tutti-fruiti as in 'here are a bunch of different flavors that are mixed together, but they are separate candies."

03:48 <Schism> Except they're not, it's just one flavour made of multiple fruits in the same candy.  :<  And most of them are pretty dire.

03:48 * Thelema5 smells tutti-fruti after using a watermelon scented bodywash/shampoo and a raspberry body spray

03:48 *** Quits: The_Nostalgia_Mare (Nossy@Pony-o73sar.fl.comcast.net) (Quit: I do talk but I nom. o3o)

03:49 * Schism flings some garlic bread at Thelema5.

03:49 * Filly_Nightmares licks Thelema5's leg because smell good!

03:49 <Heartbreak> Schism: http://img.21food.com/userImages/cavendicn/cavendicn$11191492.jpg

03:49 <Heartbreak> Not these ones.

03:49 * Thelema5 noms the garlic bread in midair so as not to contaminate his skin

03:50 <Schism> Oh, well, I guess /that's/ all right, then.  Dibs on all the lemon ones!

03:50 * Schism flies over towards the jar of fruit gummies.

03:50 <Schism> (Well, fruit candies.)

03:51 <Heartbreak> They're hard candies. They only look gummy.

03:51 <Schism> I still call dibs on the citrus ones.

03:51 <Bubble-Berry> https://i.imgur.com/oJ01qDl.gifv D'awww

03:51 <Thelema5> Oh yay, I sold another article!

03:52 * Thelema5 cha-chings his paypal balance over to ally bank

03:54 <Filly_Nightmares> o4o

03:54 * Filly_Nightmares berp

03:55 <DashedRainbows> Tsk tsk

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03:55 <Heartbreak> Schism: There's orange, lemon, cherry, green apple and grape. I think.

03:55 <Bubble-Berry> https://i.redd.it/whn8czkzwxpx.gif

03:57 <Schism> Bubble-Berry, if you properly hit it, does its head pop off?

03:57 <Iggenr> why are you so goddamn retarded Schism

03:57 <Bubble-Berry> o3o

03:57 <Bubble-Berry> r u d e

03:57 <Schism> Iggenr: It's what I do.

03:57 <Bubble-Berry> I wanna sleep but all these robots man

03:57 <Bubble-Berry> Robots are too cool

03:57 <Schism> Yeah, I know, right?  Well, most of 'em.

03:58 <Bubble-Berry> If only I understood mechanical engineering or programming

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03:58 <Schism> Some of 'em just invade chat spaces and try to troll people.  It's kind of saddening.

03:58 * Thelema5 uploads his brain to an irc insultbot

03:59 <Schism> Thelema5: That's all it's good for, obviously!

03:59 <Thelema5> truf

03:59 <Bubble-Berry> Eh, those don't count

03:59 <Bubble-Berry> I'm talking robots made of metal and servos

03:59 <Schism> Jokes aside, though, yeah.  Those are more fun anyway.  o3o

03:59 <Bubble-Berry> The kind you fight with or use for industrial things!

03:59 <Bubble-Berry> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsF7enQY8uI

04:00 <Schism> Or use to fight with industrial things!

04:00 <Bubble-Berry> Nah

04:00 <Bubble-Berry> You gotta seperate the Labors from the Mobile Suits

04:01 <Bubble-Berry> otherwise it's chaos

04:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Flashy PMV: Keep it Undercover / Just Like Fire / Welcome / Gasoline / Run [ http://tinyurl.com/y7g84x39 ]

04:01 <Schism> What, humanoid robot fights bagger 288 isn't a pretty good draw?

04:02 <Thelema5> PinkieShy, this guy understands Waffle House

04:02 <Iggenr> why are you so goddamn retarded

04:02 <Thelema5> !link https://youtu.be/Dok7x-mUcvM

04:02 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

04:02 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Waffle House Is Dirty WE ALREADY KNEW THAT

04:02 <Iggenr> retard

04:02 <Iggenr> retard

04:02 <Iggenr> retard

04:02 <Bubble-Berry> I feel like Gunbuster would beat up a robot arm pretty good

04:02 <Iggenr> retard

04:02 <Iggenr> retard

04:02 <Iggenr> retard

04:02 <Bubble-Berry> Like

04:02 <Iggenr> retard

04:02 <Thelema5> Ali

04:02 <Iggenr> retard

04:02 <Thelema5> Please

04:02 <Iggenr> retard

04:02 <Iggenr> retard

04:02 <Bubble-Berry> It has fists n stuff

04:02 <Iggenr> retards

04:02 <Iggenr> all of you

04:02 <Thelema5> Nedemai?

04:02 <Iggenr> retards

04:02 <Bubble-Berry> A robot arm can't make a fist

04:02 <Iggenr> stupid cocksuckers

04:02 *** Ali sets mode: +m

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04:03 *** Ali sets mode: -m

04:03 <Schism> Well, most can't, true.

04:03 <Thelema5> Thanksie!

04:03 <Ali> Sorry my pc was lagging there

04:03 <Schism> That wasn't Ali.

04:03 <Schism> Well, the +m was, but... the quit, not so much.

04:03 <Thelema5> +m is fine, just shut stuff up

04:03 <Bubble-Berry> I also feel like an industrial robot arm has less force behind its atttacks than, like, a robot designed for fighting

04:03 <Schism> Yeah, +moderate is nice.

04:03 <Thelema5> "nobody got time for dat"

04:04 <Bubble-Berry> Also, an industrial robot arm can't move.

04:04 <Schism> Iggenr (Mibbit@Pony-sogmig.ga.comcast.net) - hmm, Georgia.

04:04 <Ali> I was hunting for their mask but took me too long.

04:04 <Schism> Bubble-Berry, waldos are a thing!

04:04 <Bubble-Berry> I'm just saying, Kuratas or Atlas or Asimo could beat up an arm

04:04 <Ali> So I m'd till I could do something.

04:05 <Schism> And then they just quit 'til they come back in... oh, 2 minutes.

04:06 <Schism> Hmm.  This mango-habanero garlic bread is surprisingly nomworthy.

04:06 <Bubble-Berry> Actually ASIMO would probably just fall over and cry

04:07 <Schism> Yeah, ASIMO's not exactly what you'd call a heavyweight fighter.

04:07 <Heartbreak> There's an even hotter pepper in the world now.

04:07 <Bubble-Berry> Kuratas and Atlas totally would rek a robot arm tho

04:08 <Schism> HB: Thelema5 rather enjoys the Carolina Reaper.

04:09 <Schism> Also, at some point, people are going to make a pepper which actually contains crystallized capsaicin.

04:09 <DashedRainbows> Ouch, but perhaps good

04:09 <Bubble-Berry> http://i.imgur.com/iRTh4Xy.gifv

04:09 <Bubble-Berry> These fish are robots

04:09 * Bubble-Berry swoons

04:09 <Schism> No, not 'perhaps good'.  Capsaicin is a neurotoxin.

04:10 * DashedRainbows didn't mean to eat

04:10 <Schism> Grmp.  Well, I'd hope not.

04:10 <Heartbreak> Schism: when that day comes? We'll be able to throw them at countries as a more interesting way of chemical warfare.

04:10 <Thelema5> Schism, honestly it's at the top of my tolerance.  I don't enjoy it but I can manage it

04:11 <Schism> Oh, ah.  Pity.  How's it taste?

04:11 <Schism> Heartbreak: We already do that.

04:11 <Thelema5> I have a jar of pickled Trinidad moruga scorpion peppers I bought at a local pickle festival a year ago.  TOO HOT, way too hot.  Even for me.

04:12 <Thelema5> I've eaten exactly 1 pepper in 12 months

04:12 <Schism> Eeeeeee.  Damnit, I'd almost want to buy those off you and make them into fajitas.

04:12 <DashedRainbows> Heh

04:12 <Thelema5> Nah, they're not even enjoyable

04:12 <Schism> Or quesadillas, because they're just so cheesy (and the fat from the cheese helps to cool the peppers).

04:13 <Thelema5> Good idea!

04:13 <Schism> Very, very thin slices of pepper...

04:14 <Bubble-Berry> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A54CBfRBTYU

04:14 <Schism> Maybe add some more fats wtih some fried onions, too.

04:14 <Bubble-Berry> Yo everyone

04:14 <DashedRainbows> Like 0.1mm

04:14 <Thelema5> Yo yo yo yo

04:14 <Bubble-Berry> Look at this motion tracking thing

04:14 <Bubble-Berry> ahhhhhh

04:14 <Schism> Bubble-Berry, does that motion tracking involve fried onions?

04:14 <Bubble-Berry> w-what?

04:14 <Schism> Fried onions.  You know, the best food ever.

04:15 <Schism> It can make liver palatable.

04:15 <Thelema5> Bubble-Berry, is that the same guy that made the wintergatan?

04:15 <Thelema5> XD

04:15 <Bubble-Berry> The what?

04:15 <Thelema5> wintergatan.  You know, it broke the internet for a bit

04:16 <Thelema5> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvUU8joBb1Q

04:16 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Wintergatan - Marble Machine (music instrument using 2000 marbles)

04:16 <Nedemai> wintergatan is the name of the guy who does the music

04:16 <Nedemai> well, the band name or whatever

04:16 <Schism> Sweet mercy, that LEGO Robot is awesome and win.

04:16 <Schism> That's one helluva waldo.

04:16 <Thelema5> Thanks for letting me know!

04:17 <Bubble-Berry> Marble Machine built and composed by Martin Molin

04:17 <Bubble-Berry> Robot was made by Daniele Benedetttelli

04:18 <Bubble-Berry> Schism, wuzza waldo

04:19 <Bubble-Berry> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XYuVOC2kuA&t=2s D'awww

04:21 <Schism> A waldo is a machine which does things in lieu of its operator.  It's named in and after the Robert Heinlein novel, Waldo, where a scientist created machines like that so that he was able to perform actions he couldn't normally due to a degenerative illness.

04:22 <Schism> Waldoes tend to be either very big, normal, or very small.  One example of a waldo is an exo-suit.

04:23 <Schism> It could be said that even cars are waldoes, but that's kind of stretching things.

04:26 <Schism> Thelema5, this still makes me giggle.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaW5K85UDR0 -

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04:29 <Schism> Also, Thelema5: This is awesome.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsjG1aEdogw

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04:31 <Thelema5> Yah, it came full Circle, Schism

04:31 <Thelema5> Cool beans

04:33 <Thelema5> THIS is awesome... Perrey and Kingsly trying to introduce the concept of electronic instruments to a large international audience in 1966

04:33 <Thelema5> !link https://youtu.be/7pOqkn9JgO8?t=7m43s

04:33 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

04:33 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Electronic Musician Jean-Jacques Perrey on "I've Got a Secret" (November 21, 1966)

04:34 * Saerydoth loves this song, makes me want to play that game again

04:34 <Saerydoth> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPJC6nYa-5g

04:34 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Lanayru Mining Facility (Present and Past)

04:34 <Thelema5> It was regarded as a sort of socrcery at the time

04:36 <Schism> Fiiiiinwe!  Fiwne Finwe Finwe.  

04:37 <Schism> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CQgzqYuo04 > He plays the carillon in Utrecht.

04:38 <Thelema5> I could not walk up that many steps

04:38 <Thelema5> I would definately get vertigo and collapse

04:38 <Schism> It's a big stairwell.  o3o

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04:39 <Thelema5> Woah, cool video

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04:41 <Thelema5> This sort of old tech gets me super exceited

04:41 <Thelema5> *excited

04:41 *** Googolplexed is now known as Googie

04:42 <Schism> Yus.  o3o  Especially musical tech.

04:43 <Schism> And then even more stairs.

04:43 <Schism> Holy wow, that view.

04:44 * Heartbreak pies Schism.

04:44 * Filly_Nightmares licks the pie off of Schism!

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04:46 <Thelema5> Reminds me of this scene

04:46 <Thelema5> !link https://youtu.be/CCcY9hWQmrM?t=8m23s

04:46 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

04:46 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Haibane Renmei - 4 - Trash Day -- Clock Tower -- Birds Flying Over the Walls

04:48 <Schism> I've never watched Haibane Renmei - I should correct that perhaps.

04:49 <Thelema5> It's a good one, but it turns sad fast

04:50 <Thelema5> Really , really sad

04:50 <Schism> So long as it doesn't turn grim as fast as Madoka Magica, I think I can withstand it.

04:51 <Schism> That one was all happy shiny magical girl world for the first two episodes.  And theeeeeen came episode 3.

04:51 <Thelema5> Yah

04:51 <Schism> Why, it's almost like someone lost their head over the sudden change.

04:52 <Schism> Seriously, though, that 'crunch'.  Just... "...welp."

04:54 <Thelema5> For what its worth, Haibane Renmei remains one of my favorite animes ever

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04:59 <Schism> Two warpers fighting one another: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f4clXg9n-U

05:00 <Schism> Or one warper, and one who's bound to her.

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05:04 <DashedRainbows> I'm out pones

05:06 * Filly_Nightmares eee

05:06 <Thelema5> G'night!

05:08 * Schism ees! and turns into a witch. Then licks Filly_Nightmares.

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05:09 <Schism> Thelema5: I forget. You have watched Nanoha, yes?

05:11 * Filly_Nightmares chews on Schism's head

05:12 <Thelema5> Schism, yeah... ofcourse

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05:12 <Schism> Goodgood.  o3o

05:15 <Schism> I mean, it looks all shiny and happy and magical-girly and then oh my god what the hell FATE.

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05:15 <Thelema5> It's just... 9 year olds are a bit ouside of my wheelhouse

05:16 <Schism> StrikerS might be a little more in your wheelhouse.

05:16 <Jahnesta> Heyoo

05:16 <Thelema5> Perhaps

05:16 <Schism> Nanoha, quite a while later, with much more of a military bent and some different protagonists.

05:17 <Jahnesta> Does anyone know what an INI file is? :P

05:17 <Heartbreak> No.

05:17 <Heartbreak> Least, I don't.

05:17 <Schism> .ini?  Settings for a program, also known as an 'initialization' file.

05:17 <Jahnesta> https://imgur.com/a/EGH1P

05:18 <Jahnesta> How can that just go missing?

05:18 <Schism> Readily.

05:18 <Jahnesta> ?

05:18 <Schism> It sounds like you've run into another piece of copy protection.

05:19 <Jahnesta> Ahh dan it1

05:19 <Jahnesta> Dang it!

05:19 <Jahnesta> The play button does look pretty legit this time

05:19 <Jahnesta> So i'm getting closer!

05:19 <Schism> Just because it's legit doesn't mean that it works.

05:19 <Jahnesta> Should i just try another file?

05:20 <Schism> If you wanna keep pulling that trigger...

05:20 <Jahnesta> How did you make that works. bdw?

05:20 <Jahnesta> :P

05:20 <Schism> I haven't pirated FO4.  Hell, I haven't pirated any Bethesda game, because they're wonky as hell even without messing with their innards.

05:21 <Jahnesta> Yeah, i've heard it is a pretty glitchy game

05:22 <Schism> Bethesda is one of the very few companies which has earned the distinction of releasing modding kits with a 'build-your-own-game' attached.

05:23 <Jahnesta> Yeah, if it's not too tricky, i would LOVE to check that program out!

05:23 <Jahnesta> Builders Club right?

05:23 <Schism> NO.

05:23 <Jahnesta> How do you do that? x3

05:24 <Jahnesta> Oh yeah

05:24 <Jahnesta> Creation Club!

05:24 <Schism> No.

05:24 <Jahnesta> :/

05:24 <Jahnesta> What was it then?

05:24 <Jahnesta> xD

05:25 <Schism> The 'Creation Club' is a set of tools which have long since been released for free use combined with a shiny engine and a fee style which nobody's going to ever, ever make use of.

05:26 <Jahnesta> I thought it was like Fallout's version of Roblox Studio

05:26 <Jahnesta> Brb

05:26 <Schism> Mods, scripts, models, add-ons, et cetera for Bethesda games have been half the point of buying them since they released Morrowind.

05:26 <Schism> And that was a decade and a half ago.  This is just them trying to make more money off something which was already there.

05:27 <Schism> Anyway, what I was initially getting at is that no Bethesda game has ever been really playable without scripting alterations through the flippin' roof.

05:29 <Jahnesta> XD

05:31 <Schism> I swear to you, Morrowind broke so many computers.

05:31 <Jahnesta> I haven't even heard of that game to be honest

05:32 *** Quits: Filly_Nightmares (Surreal@Cutest.Floofy.Changeling.Batpone) (Connection closed)

05:32 * Jahnesta Looks for a download >:P

05:32 <Schism> Elder Scrolls 3?  ... Um...

05:32 <Jahnesta> Nah just kidding

05:32 <Jahnesta> Yeah, but mostly by name

05:32 <Schism> So no.  I'm not going to download or even buy any Bethesda games until the inevitable Game of the Year edition comes out, and I'm sure as hell not going to be poking my nose into any cracks released by a Ukranian developer who probably wants me to pay $500 to get my files back.

05:33 <Jahnesta> But those downloads are free

05:33 <Schism> Yes, yes they are.  Right up until they encrypt every picture, document and soundbyte you have on your hard drive.

05:34 *** Tempo is now known as Tempo-Sleep

05:34 <Jahnesta> Can Fallout even do that??

05:34 <Schism> CRACKS DO THAT.  It's one of those things I TOLD you to be careful about.  If you aren't careful about what you download, you WILL run into a program which does exactly that!

05:34 <Jahnesta> :/

05:35 <Schism> Someone back me up here!  Unverified cracks are practically synonymous with malware!

05:35 <Jahnesta> Someone who lives here told me something like that, but i thought he was just being dramatic (he useally can be o3o)

05:35 *** Surreal_Nightmares is now known as Filly_Nightmares

05:36 <Schism> They weren't being dramatic.  It's very important to remember that the internet very rarely gives you anything for free.

05:36 <Schism> And it's full of jerks.

05:36 <Jahnesta> But he also got a lot of games by simply downloading them

05:37 <Jahnesta> And he even got the ''Nintendo FreeShop'' or something

05:37 <Schism> IF you're going to pirate games, then talk to him, learn the methods he uses.

05:37 <Jahnesta> It does exactly what it sounds like

05:37 <Schism> Do NOT just download stuff en-masse willy-nilly.

05:37 <Jahnesta> :/

05:38 <Schism> I'm not supporting piracy, but for the love of Eris, I don't want to see you winding up with your hard drive encrypted.

05:38 <Jahnesta> Eris?

05:38 <Schism> Greek goddess of chaos.  I'm a Discordian.  o3o

05:38 <Jahnesta> oWo

05:38 <Starwatcher> omg

05:38 <Jahnesta> :0

05:39 <Jahnesta> But i thought, if i just try i'd just learn it like that

05:40 <Schism> Jahnesta, I'm rarely profane, but that's the sort of thinking that also leads to STDs.

05:40 <Jahnesta> Wut?

05:40 <Schism> And in much the same way.

05:40 <Jahnesta> XD

05:41 <Jahnesta> Okay okay i get it Schism, i'll just ask him since he is better at this then me

05:41 <Jahnesta> :3

05:41 <Schism> THANK you.  The more people know how to be safe online, the better.

05:42 <Filly_Nightmares> Schism, you can use a VM to test if a Crack is safe

05:42 <Filly_Nightmares> o3o

05:42 <Filly_Nightmares> And my keyboard got updated

05:42 <Filly_Nightmares> It looks cool

05:42 <Jahnesta> :D

05:42 <Jahnesta> But i gtg now, see you maybe later today!

05:42 <Schism> I am not going to teach Jahnesta how to use a VM before they're educated on why not to download Russian cracks without so much as a how-do-you-do.

05:42 <Filly_Nightmares> Bai bai

05:43 <Schism> Anyhoo, learn, grow, get better.  Catch you later.

05:43 <Jahnesta> I alomost wanted to say ''I could always try'' but that doesn't seem like a good idea anymore!

05:43 <Jahnesta> See you laters all

05:44 <Schism> Don't get me wrong.  You want to try to learn some things.  But for the love of Finagle.

05:44 * Schism nomfs on Filly_Nightmares' keyboard.

05:44 * Filly_Nightmares nomfs Schism's face!

05:44 <Jahnesta> Also a greek god?

05:44 <Jahnesta> :P

05:45 <Schism> No, Finagle is the patron saint of technical support.  (Well, that's St. Jude, he of the lost causes, but that's a different matter.)  Finagle is the guy who said, "Anything that can go wrong, will."

05:45 <Schism> Murphy was a general who instead said, "If you give someone two choices, they'll pick the wrong one."

05:46 <Jahnesta> I thought that was Murphy!

05:46 <Jahnesta> Oh

05:46 <Jahnesta> XD

05:46 <Jahnesta> 50/50% change right?

05:46 <Schism> 99% chance they'll pick the wrong one, even if it's an even split.

05:47 <Jahnesta> Even with just 2 options?

05:47 <Schism> Yup.

05:47 <Jahnesta> That's assuming both seem equally reasonable right?

05:47 <Schism> That's why Finagle's Law and Murphy's Law are sort of interchangeable.  The worst possible result is usually the only one that gets explored.

05:48 <Jahnesta> But i really gtg now

05:48 * Jahnesta Floofs into another dimension

05:48 * Schism floofles Filly_Nightmares' mane!

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05:50 <Schism> Thelema5, oh!  Serial Experiments Lain.  That explains a bit.

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05:50 <Schism> wurp.

05:50 * Schism grumbles, and hats on Heartbreak.

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05:51 * Heartbreak looks up at Schism.

05:51 * Schism sticks out a tongue.

05:51 <Heartbreak> What's wrong, fox hat?

05:51 <Schism> Bughat.

05:51 <Heartbreak> ...

05:52 <Heartbreak> Is that why I'm smelling smoke?

05:52 * Schism is a changeling. But feeds off curiosity, not love, so is safe atop HB's head.

05:52 <Heartbreak> Still smells ... smokey.

05:52 <Schism> No, that would be the pancakes.

05:52 <Heartbreak> Like liquid smoke.

05:52 <Heartbreak> Hmmm. Kay...

05:53 <Heartbreak> But you better not fffeeeeed on any -love-... otherwissse...

05:53 <Heartbreak> Why the fet did you burn the pancakes?

05:53 * Schism is also most definitely not a member of the fey. Nope, nope, nope. Not that he would lie about that. Or could lie about that. Or could lie at all.

05:54 <Schism> I didn't!  You were just distracted from the pancakes by the sudden appearance of a bug on your head.

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05:54 <Schism> That's not my fault.

05:55 * Schism swishes a foxtail.

05:55 <Heartbreak> I wonder if Kitsune are like fox shifters or fae things.

05:56 <Heartbreak> Pffff, fet if I would know, stupid supernatural creatures hiding in plain sight. Who knew that 'Strange Kin' or 'Skindeep' were based on real world things...

05:57 <Starwatcher> I wish I knew whether or not reality was a simulation

05:57 <Starwatcher> it's kind of impossible to test

05:57 <Starwatcher> but don't some things seem a bit "contrived"?

05:57 <Schism> As are many creatures powered by belief, kitsune are a manifestation of humanity's aether, forming into a variety of similar creatures which change shape when necessary.  In Ireland, the leprechaun; in parts of Africa, the spider and the panther.  

05:57 <Starwatcher> different physical laws that apply only in different regimes, minimum distances, maximum velocities?

05:58 <Schism> Shapechangers are powered in no small part by humanity's belief that they are 'tricksters', and as humans believe that changing form is a trick in and of itself, trickster deities and manifestations regularly disguise themselves in a variety of ways.

05:59 <Schism> The fact that this is circular reasoning seems to convince nobody.

06:00 * Schism stops channeling Shizuka Nekonome for a bit.

06:00 <Heartbreak> Pffffft, like -I'll- ever actually know, Schism, I'm in Equestria, remember? Not like -my- stories are ever going to be a bestiary of what supernatural creatures there are and where they came from, right?

06:00 * Schism pulls up another whiteboard. "Meanwhile, the Irrevocable Grump..."

06:05 <Schism> Ohey, almost done with the third Madoka film.  o3o

06:05 <Schism> Mahou Shoujo Puella Heartbreak, now on VHS.

06:06 * Heartbreak boops Schism with a conveniently placed Discord doll.

06:07 <Heartbreak> Oh hey, Schism, it's one of those pull string dolls...

06:07 <Schism> Does it stick its tongue out and blow a raspberry when you pull the string?

06:07 * Heartbreak pulls the string and the doll speaks. "You -are- going to do more proofreading in the future, aren't you, -Schism-?"

06:07 <Schism> Yes.  Yes I am.

06:08 * Heartbreak pushes the doll away.

06:08 <Heartbreak> I'm not going to pull that string any more.

06:08 <Heartbreak> Cause that's -creepy-.

06:08 <Schism> HB: Ever seen that puppet episode of Angel?

06:08 <Heartbreak> Uuuuhm most likely? It's been ages.

06:09 <Schism> That's probably a 'no' then.  It's the kind of episode that sticks in your mind.

06:09 * Filly_Nightmares floofs at Schism!

06:09 <Schism> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zUkT9YAPDY

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06:16 <Heartbreak> Er.Mer.Gerbs. That is something that's almost precious.

06:16 <Heartbreak> I can see Puppet Angel being on Sesame Street now...

06:18 <Schism> You know, they actually brought in the Jim Henson Studios to do Puppet!Angel.

06:18 <Heartbreak> I can believe that. He looks the part.

06:18 <Schism> The episode also has Angel vamping out, in puppet form.

06:19 * Heartbreak snirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrks!

06:19 <Schism> Also, I must say.  Any day when you're able to use 'imbroglio' in context is a good day.

06:20 <Schism> HB: Oh, and the episode is called 'Smile Time'.

06:20 * Filly_Nightmares curls up, snuggled up against Heartbreak's leg

06:20 <Schism> Adorable fillies snuggling up to HB is /also/ a good day.

06:21 <Heartbreak> Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

06:21 * Filly_Nightmares purrs and nuzzles Heartbreak's leg!

06:21 <Schism> No random hoofshaking, with screaming of 'get it off, get it off, gettitoff!'?

06:22 <Heartbreak> She isn't feeding of love for some reason. Also, what the fet is up with all the changelings here?

06:23 <Heartbreak> Is this some weird hive? Are you all playdough changelings?

06:23 <Schism> Oh, she feeds off wuv instead.  It's similar, but different.

06:23 <Schism> And of course not.  We are of many hives!

06:26 * Filly_Nightmares purrs and hugs Heartbreak. She ate all the hives.

06:27 <Heartbreak> Gaaaaaaaah....

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06:27 <Heartbreak> Her hugs are... itchy.

06:27 * Heartbreak pies LadyMelody.

06:29 <Schism> Well, she is full of holes.  Maybe you've got some fur trapped in there.

06:29 <Schism> Or the chitin's just grinding.  o3o

06:29 * Filly_Nightmares is 100% pure floof!

06:30 * Schism flops on HB's head, fox ears twitching. Nothing else is foxlike, tho.

06:30 * Filly_Nightmares curls up on Schism's head and purrs. She is floofy everywhere! She has no chitin! o3o

06:31 <Schism> Mebbe it's the wuv.  o3o

06:32 * Filly_Nightmares wuvs Schism and Heartbreak!

06:33 * Filly_Nightmares hugs one of Schism's ears and yawns

06:34 * Filly_Nightmares curls up around Schism's ear and goes sleepies

06:34 <Filly_Nightmares> Nini

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06:34 <Schism> Sleeeeeep well.  o3o

06:35 * Sleeping_Nightmares hugs tightly

06:35 <Schism> ... some ponies just don't know which way their toast should be buttered.  https://www.fimfiction.net/story/386938/1/fifty-shades-of-toast/rated-m-for-melba

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06:51 <ConfusionRift> Hello everypony.

06:52 <Starwatcher> hia

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07:00 * ConfusionRift waves.

07:02 <Heartbreak> ConfusionRift, hey.

07:02 * Schism listens to the Marble Machine song - played on a freaking clock tower for an entire city.

07:04 <ConfusionRift> Is it the machine I'm thinking of? If so, interesting choice.

07:04 <ConfusionRift> I can see it fit.

07:05 <ConfusionRift> The doomsday song from LoZ: Majora's Mask. :P

07:05 <Schism> Here's the video thereof.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CQgzqYuo04

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07:08 <Schism> Also, yes, the Clock Town theme from Majora's mask would fit.  But that would be terrifying.  X3

07:10 <ConfusionRift> This is a self sustained machine that has been on the works for yeeears.

07:10 * ConfusionRift does have some interest in this sort of thing.

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07:11 <Schism> Carillons are kind of in Wintergaten's wheelhouse.  o3o  As are other such machines.

07:12 <Schism> And it's awesome to see mechanisms of this sort, still functional and active.

07:12 <Schism> I do mean awesome, as in 'awe-inspiring'.

07:14 <Schism> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vosU7EdnK3M < Those last 6 hours.

07:14 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

07:14 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Final Hours (Majora's Mask) Orchestral Remix

07:15 <ConfusionRift> This song always gets me.

07:16 <Schism> Yeah.  I've never let Clock Town burn, because ... yeah.

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07:18 <ConfusionRift> When I first played it, I hit the time limit hard. I had no choice, since I didn't know what to do in the event with the Deku Kid. So it all failed. One of the few games from back then that made me feel that failure was really a big thing.

07:19 <Schism> You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

07:19 <Schism> Yeah, blowing the ocarina out of his hand was... not alluded to, terribly strongly.

07:20 <Schism> And then it's not just your death.  You get to watch all those people you've met die.

07:20 <ConfusionRift> Most of it wasn't that well led or explained. After that mess, the pieces sorta started to fall in place. And then BOOM, no problems... aside from the constant anxiety attack.

07:21 <Schism> In a way, the lack of explanation was actually a good thing.  The player felt exactly the same way that Link must have.

07:22 <ConfusionRift> The song to slow down time, and the half day skip songs were kinda elusive too.

07:22 <Schism> Oh yeah, double time and half time.  But you can beat the game without the slowdown song.

07:22 <ConfusionRift> My cousin got stuck in the Great Bay Temple because he didn't know there was a song to slow down time. NO idea how he got that far in the first place.

07:23 <Schism> No, you can actually beat it without relying upon it.  It's hard as hell, but it's doable.

07:23 <Schism> Just, ah, don't expect to do a 2-day run like that.

07:25 <Schism> Or, for that matter, clear up the Anju quest.

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07:26 <Schism> Anju & Kafei, possibly the most ridiculously complicated, esoteric questline which has ever been put into a Zelda game.

07:27 * ConfusionRift nods.

07:27 <Schism> A canon one, anyway.  BS Zelda doesn't count, that was entirely esoteric by design.

07:28 <Schism> Damnit, Rifty. Now I want to replay Majora's Mask.

07:29 <ConfusionRift> Was thinking on doing a long run of some of the classic games. It by Kirby, Zelda, Mega Man, or even Castlevania.

07:31 <Schism> Take your time on Simon's Quest, nothing bad will happen to your ending.

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07:35 <ConfusionRift> Already saw it and... bleeeeck. That kinda sucks. "You took too long, so guess what? You died! The end!" :)

07:35 <Starwatcher> ?

07:35 <Schism> It's an NES game, of course the ending sucks!

07:36 <ConfusionRift> hey! ... Actually, can't argue with you there. Majority were short, lacked an ending, or were just plain terrible.

07:36 <Schism> You could play Zero Mission, AM2R and Super Metroid in sequence.  A nice trilogy.

07:37 <ConfusionRift> I have. Not in sequence, but I have. Hmmm. Might go for it again.

07:37 <Schism> If you're going for a longplay, hey, there are worse options.

07:38 <Schism> Like playing The Halloween Hack followed by Undertale.

07:39 <Schism> And then some Homestuck fangame.  >.>

07:40 * ConfusionRift retain the joke he was gonna say. 0x0

07:41 <ConfusionRift> I have seen the Halloween hack, and it's not very sanely balanced. Not like Earthbound... or Mother 2 were balanced per say, but it's rather blatant here.

07:43 <Schism> A lot of hacks seem that way, to be honest.  Crimson Echoes was hideously grindtastic at the very start, to use a well-known example.

07:44 <Schism> Got better later on, but that solo part with Magus, yeech.

07:47 <ConfusionRift> Grind happy games/hacks. (shakes his head)

07:49 <Schism> Watching this fight from the position of a tank is interesting.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yllmxvTxafM

07:55 <Schism> Also interesting to watch it from the position of a Monk, whose very basis is battlefield movement.

07:55 <ConfusionRift> It bothers me that even as a tank you don't go anywhere near the target to do damage.

07:56 <Schism> Usually, that target circle is much, much smaller.  There is a reason, later on the fight, why Shinryu's is so big.

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07:57 <Schism> And it's not because he's a gigantic screw-everything dragon.

07:57 * Heartbreak boops Schism.

07:58 * Schism is also not a boop-everything changeling.

07:58 <Heartbreak> Are you a chameleon?

07:58 <Schism> ....nooo.  That would be ridiculous.

07:58 * ConfusionRift should apologize, since he tends to brush off RPGs. So little things are bugging him.

07:59 <Schism> No, Shinryu's initial target circle is ridiculous, and you were right for calling that out.

08:01 <ConfusionRift> It's in most battles. That one was ridiculous, but in others the guys is clearly still about a meter away from the target. Of course, you still get those "I hit you, not really" situations.

08:03 <ConfusionRift> The most hilarious way to fail. Send out your strongest attack or summon, deploy it, and completely MISS or get a 0.

08:03 <Schism> Well, in a multiplayer game it's much more evident than in a single-player one, because of that whole lag thing.  Slash at a beast with a knife, you expect it to hit, even if technically speaking, they're probably several feet away.

08:03 <Schism> Granted, that's amusing.

08:04 <Schism> "I just bathed you in fire." "I have sunscreen."

08:05 * ConfusionRift yawns. "Is that all you got? How disappointing." Swats a hoof, and completely obliterates the target.

08:05 <ConfusionRift> He has his fireproof disco pants on. :P

08:06 <Schism> There are occasions in FFXIV where things... well, they get bad.

08:06 <ConfusionRift> Remember, in RPGs, you could wear just strings as armor and will still provide defense against solid hits.

08:06 <Schism> They get really bad.

08:06 <Schism> And RPG rules no longer apply, because they're that bad.

08:07 <ConfusionRift> Oh blergh. Come ooooon, maaaaan.

08:07 <Schism> You mistake me.  FFXIV is a game where the developers wrote a cutscene for the end of the world, a cutscene which was the last thing the 1.0 players ever saw, because they followed through.

08:08 <ConfusionRift> Yeah... you showed me.

08:08 <Schism> Yea yea.

08:08 <RazorSharpFang> Schism: Okay, but imagine if they were magical clothing, that changed/augmented in combat, generating magical partially-transparent blue-coloured shielding in all exposed areas.

08:09 <ConfusionRift> It feels great to play a game for hours on end, just to get to an ending where EVERYONE dies.

08:09 <Schism> That is kind of an interesting ending, though.  I still hate The Strain for doing that, though.

08:09 <Schism> FFS, Guillermo del Toro, you should know better than that.

08:11 <ConfusionRift> One thing though, I will always give praises to the enemies and bosses in these games. They're very creative in design and how they are part in the whole picture that's the game's story.

08:11 <Schism> RSF: That's pretty much how the Nanoha series does it.  No chance of a zombie apocalypse there.  "Why are you biting my stocking?" "Brains." "Kay.  *blam*"

08:12 <Schism> ConfusionRift: I recently played through one of the most heartbreaking boss fights I've ever witnessed.

08:12 <ConfusionRift> Which some of these were implemented in action games.

08:12 <ConfusionRift> Hmm?

08:13 <RazorSharpFang> Would you consider The FF games action-games?

08:13 <Schism> Bit of background.  Primals, some of the primary bosses, are demigods created by people who have a singular purpose and seek to push that purpose onto the world.  So they're bosses formed of the hopes and dreams and fears of folks, combined with a lot of magic.

08:14 <Schism> Usually, a lot of destruction comes with that.  So the player character (and their allies) are tasked with putting them down.

08:14 <Schism> Except, it turns out that with enough raw energy, a single person can 'summon' a Primal.

08:14 * ConfusionRift slowly shakes his head at RazorSharpFang. "I mean games that are more adventure oriented or action games that require more from the player, rather than go by ranges of stats and such."

08:15 <ConfusionRift> Schism: Sounds rather familiar.

08:15 <RazorSharpFang> ConfusionRift: Okay, is "Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door" an action game?

08:15 <Schism> And... in one of the quests near the end of the chain, a young child saw his parents, dead.  And wished, right by a stockpile of energy, that they would come back to him.

08:16 <Schism> quests*

08:17 <Schism> And all through the boss fight, the summoned creature was mumbling, helplessly, "I'm here..."

08:19 <RazorSharpFang> !shoo

08:19 * DerpyBot sways from side to side, quietly humming "shoo be doo shoo shoo be doo"

08:20 <Schism> It was right up there with the fight where you kill Toroko in Cave Story.

08:22 <ConfusionRift> Oh jeez...

08:22 <RazorSharpFang> I had good fun murdering Toroko

08:23 <ConfusionRift> RazorSharpFang: It kinda isn't. It's akin to a turn-based RPG.

08:23 <RazorSharpFang> Aw, that means the game I'm working on isn't an action game then.

08:23 <RazorSharpFang> Pokemon's not action also is it?

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08:23 <ConfusionRift> Turn-based RPG as well.

08:24 <ConfusionRift> I wish there was a Pokemon action game. Someone was developing an action RPG Pokemon game, but it got C&D'ed.

08:24 <Schism> I still like Uranium.

08:25 <ConfusionRift> "Especially when it burns me inside." :)

08:25 <Schism> Though - surprise! - Uranium also has a kinda grindtastic basis.

08:26 <Schism> Which really sucks if you're going after a Nuzlocke run.

08:27 <Schism> It does, however, have a Nuzlocke mode.

08:28 <Heartbreak> ...

08:29 <ConfusionRift> Of course. (sighs)

08:29 <Schism> It's also free and can be picked up from various sources.

08:29 <Heartbreak> Well, I'm slightly offended by this: https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/22046524_1910085555976133_7391043712478706428_n.jpg?oh=dbd33094594c8b56ffe8f5c1d15a491e&oe=5A8713A8

08:29 <Heartbreak> I mean, it's well drawn.

08:29 <Heartbreak> But fet if I don't really like those kind of adverts...

08:29 <Heartbreak> ... And it doesn't help that the model is a tan mare with dark brown mane and blue eyes...

08:30 <Schism> Admit it, you're just jealous that she looks better in that dress than you do.

08:30 <Heartbreak> Ew.

08:30 <Heartbreak> I'm not, but -you- clearly sound like you are, Schism.

08:30 <Schism> It is a terrible dress.

08:31 <Schism> No, I couldn't pull that off.  Make it a darkish cerise, that'd work.

08:31 <ConfusionRift> It really is well drawn, and does remind me why I like those older ads.

08:32 <Schism> The offset of cerise, a white center, vs. the black chitin - it could ultimately work pretty well.  But that baby blue, ew, no.

08:32 <Heartbreak> ConfusionRift: because it's meant to. It's meant to remind you of those 1950's slightly sexist adverts.

08:33 <Heartbreak> And by 'slightly' sexist...

08:33 <Schism> I'd have to dye my hair pink for it to really work, though, and I don't see that happening.

08:33 <Schism> Or shave myself bald and wear a wig, but also no.

08:33 <Heartbreak> I mean "A mare's place is in the home and nowhere else" form of sexism.

08:34 <RazorSharpFang> "overt" fits.

08:34 <Schism> Pretty much.

08:34 <Heartbreak> Yes.

08:34 * ConfusionRift sighs. He was referring to the art style, creativity, and form of illustrations.

08:34 <Heartbreak> Overt. that's the word I was looking for.

08:35 <Heartbreak> ConfusionRift: I want to see that same mare, smiling from ear to ear, brandishing a spiked mace and getting blood on that fetting dress.

08:35 <Heartbreak> Done up in that artstyle.

08:35 <Heartbreak> And of course, advertizing the mace.

08:36 <ConfusionRift> Fallout style? Hehehe, that would work. :P

08:36 <RazorSharpFang> Heartbreak: That needs a trigger warning, man, and maces are illegal in many places.

08:36 <ConfusionRift> I would call it "viewer be advised" warning. Trigger warning, peh.

08:36 <RazorSharpFang> I mean, the sight of blood CAN induce physical reactions. That's called a trigger for a reason.

08:37 <ConfusionRift> Everything is called "a trigger" nowadays.

08:37 <ConfusionRift> Heck, me saying that could "trigger" others.

08:38 <ConfusionRift> OH goodness!

08:39 <ConfusionRift> I was looking for older advertisements... and I found this. http://www.adbranch.com/wp-content/uploads/coca-cola_host_of_highways_1950.jpg Now that's creepy.

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08:42 <RazorSharpFang> Old ads were weird, man

08:42 * ConfusionRift nods.

08:46 <ConfusionRift> And of course, they were very silly as well. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-dmHAoO9VlpU/UIG7GcGO8mI/AAAAAAAAFXE/HHOH_uroB7M/s1600/88Olds.jpg

08:46 <RazorSharpFang> Argh, the tumblr video player is absolutely terrible.

08:46 <RazorSharpFang> "rocket" car

08:46 <ConfusionRift> Yes, as fast as a speeding turtle. :P

08:48 * ConfusionRift does like the older car ads.

08:48 <RazorSharpFang> Somehow, a <video> element has more features than their video player.

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08:50 * ConfusionRift patpats Heartbreak, and gives her a Nerf mace.

08:50 <Jahnesta> Hi

08:50 <ConfusionRift> Hey there.

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08:51 <Jahnesta> What’s up all?

08:51 <RazorSharpFang> You know, the usual. The earth being a disaster zone.

08:51 <RazorSharpFang> Also, tumblr's not loading.

08:51 <Jahnesta> Oh noes1

08:51 <Jahnesta> !

08:52 <RazorSharpFang> Twitter's now reordering tweets to put the ones they want you to see up-front and randomly inserting liked posts into your timeline.

08:52 <Jahnesta> ..

08:52 <RazorSharpFang> Facebook's now using AI to recommend you posts and whatnot.

08:52 <Jahnesta> Ohh, fancy

08:53 <RazorSharpFang> So naturally, they recommend "Which spongebob character are you? Take this quiz!"

08:53 <Jahnesta> :D

08:53 <Jahnesta> I love SpongeBob!

08:53 <Jahnesta> I bet you’d be Squidward

08:54 <RazorSharpFang> Yeah, except the link goes to a russian website that's registered last-week and doesn't have a name for the url, but an IP-address that's flagged for viruses.

08:54 <Jahnesta> Brb

08:54 <Jahnesta> Why?

08:54 <RazorSharpFang> "Sponsored post"

08:54 <Jahnesta> Brb

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09:17 <Schism> Sometimes, FFXIV gives us something that would fit right in around Silent Hill.  Occasionally it's the Tonberries or the Malbols, but in this case... https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/finalfantasy/images/5/55/Evil_Julyan.png

09:18 <Jahnesta> Schism Who even is that??

09:18 <Jahnesta> Tis scary :0

09:18 <Jahnesta> x2

09:18 <Jahnesta> x3

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09:19 <Schism> The wife of the finest goldsmith ever known to Eorzea, and the mother of a man who simply refuses to die.

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09:19 <Schism> He rode a rocket to the moon, crashed back into the planet, and has been a part of many other destructive questlines since.

09:20 <Schism> Yet tellingly, he has never yet broken a girl's heart.  ;-;

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09:24 <RazorSharpFang> That he knows of.

09:26 <Schism> Nah, he's very much a good person.  Just very, very stupid, and his stupidity seems to infect the universe around him.

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09:33 <Jahnesta> Thelema5 Yo

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09:46 <Jahnesta> Helloo

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09:58 <Jahnesta> Brb, lunchtime

09:58 <Jahnesta> D:

09:58 <Jahnesta> :D

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10:13 <ConfusionRift> ...interesting crash.

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10:35 <Jahnesta> Howdy

10:35 <ConfusionRift> Welcome baaaack. :P

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10:37 * Jahnesta Hugs ConfusionRift

10:40 <ConfusionRift> :P

10:40 <Jahnesta> What are you talking about

10:40 <Jahnesta> ?

10:42 <ConfusionRift> I have been noticing that many games seems to be having glitches when there are way too many projectiles on screen.

10:42 <Jahnesta> Maybe it just can’t handle all those projectiles?

10:47 * Jahnesta Is boored

10:47 <ConfusionRift> Maybe. Dunno, it's been happening more often than not.

10:48 <Jahnesta> What happnes then?

10:48 <ConfusionRift> The game crashes when you get hit.

10:48 <Jahnesta> :0

10:49 <Jahnesta> I have an idea!

10:49 <Jahnesta> Don’t get hit!

10:51 <ConfusionRift> Easier said than done.

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10:52 <Jahnesta> What game is it anyway?

10:53 <ConfusionRift> Shantae 1/2 Genie Hero. Final stage.

10:54 <Jahnesta> Ohhh

10:55 <Jahnesta> It’s that one game i haven’t heard about >:P

10:59 <Cepheid> Morning.

10:59 <Jahnesta> Good morning

11:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Morning Discussion #992 [ http://tinyurl.com/ybsokdql ]

11:00 <ConfusionRift> Hallooo.

11:01 <Cepheid> How are ye all this morning?

11:02 <ConfusionRift> Doing okay, just about to give the game a break.

11:03 <Jahnesta> I’m watching some gumball

11:03 <Jahnesta> Gumball

11:03 * Jahnesta Stares at a gumball next to the PC

11:03 <Cepheid> Stressed about one cat here.

11:04 <Jahnesta> What did he do? :P

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11:06 <Cepheid> She.  Tizzy in 5his case.  Just a case of digestive troubles.  Not sure what's causing them and I have a few worries about what they may be.

11:07 <Jahnesta> His case?

11:07 <Jahnesta> Her case?

11:07 <Jahnesta> XD

11:08 <Cepheid> This*

11:09 <Jahnesta> :P

11:09 <Cepheid> Three possible causes I can think of in any case.  Contaminated water from the water fountain, since the parents won't bloody pick up a new water filter for it.  Existing filter is four months old.

11:10 <Cepheid> Drinking milk out of cereal bowls.  Tizzy does that and milk is not good for kitties.

11:10 <Cepheid> Ooooor she is sick.  Betting #1 or #2 though.

11:11 <Jahnesta> Maybe she got sick because of those 2 things?

11:12 <Cepheid> She could also just be eating food that falls onto the floor.  Oooorrr my dad fed her some of that sandwich meat that's been sitting in the fridge for a while now.

11:12 <Jahnesta> Eww

11:15 <Cepheid> In any case I shouldn't stress over it too much.  It isn't the first time.

11:16 <Jahnesta> It is a though kitty?

11:18 <Cepheid> Tougher and more finicky than most I've met.

11:18 <Jahnesta> :D

11:25 <Cepheid> In the way home today I'll stop by a pet store to look for filters for the water bowl.  I'll also pick up a hairball treatment for cats.  My mother just reminded me that digestive issues could be indication of a hairball with this cat.

11:25 <Jahnesta> I gtg sorry

11:25 <Cepheid> Okie.

11:25 <Jahnesta> Good luck with Tizzy! :3

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11:26 <Cepheid> In any case I shouldn't stress out too much.  Got more important things to worry about right now.

11:26 <Cepheid> I'm meeting up with Google engineers later for a coding seminar thingy and I plan to hand them my resume in person.

11:28 <ConfusionRift> Nice.

11:29 <Cepheid> It'd be nice if I could get my co-op term with them.

11:31 <ConfusionRift> It sure would. Would be nice if they kept you, for income.

11:31 <Cepheid> Whee.  Huzzah for freezing A/C on busses.  It's bloody 5° degrees outside.

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11:42 <CleverDerpy> derpy needs help

11:42 <CleverDerpy> like, really quickly

11:43 <ConfusionRift> With?

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11:44 <CleverDerpy> derpy needs to purchase an snes mini

11:44 <CleverDerpy> for dad

11:44 <ConfusionRift> ...

11:44 <ConfusionRift> Good luck.

11:44 <CleverDerpy> if they had preorders one them, it wouldn't be so bad now

11:45 <ConfusionRift> They pulled off an NES Classic problem again. Basically, they did have preorders, and then changed to "first come, first served" shortly after.

11:45 <CleverDerpy> the availability is not the issue, the ride money is, i just need to get the money to get an uber ride

11:46 <CleverDerpy> i can fully reimburse anyone that can help out

11:46 <CleverDerpy> i would ask my dad for a ride, but... well, he's sleeping and it is for him

11:46 <CleverDerpy> plus i need to save the money i already have

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11:47 <CleverDerpy> i could walk there, but it'd take an hour

11:48 <ConfusionRift> That's a problem, since I'm kinda on the redline right now.

11:48 <CleverDerpy> it's a 5 minute car ride

11:48 <CleverDerpy> i just needed like, 12 bucks

11:48 <CleverDerpy> and i could offer the money back if need be

11:49 <ConfusionRift> I can't though.

11:49 <CleverDerpy> that's ok

11:50 * CleverDerpy patpats

11:50 <ConfusionRift> Also, wow. The price for it went up stupidly fast on Amazon.

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11:53 <Cepheid> Yup.

11:53 <Cepheid> It'd just be cheaper at this point to buy an SNES-style USB controller, a Raspberry Pi 3 and appropriate accessories(Charger, heatsink, MicroSD card), and set it up to run an emulator.

11:54 <ConfusionRift> $80-$100 on that approach.

11:54 <ConfusionRift> And looking for deals, probably $65.

11:55 <CleverDerpy> a close friend helped derpy out

11:56 * ConfusionRift flops.

11:57 <Cepheid> ConfusionRift:  Still a better value.  Get a large collection of SNES roms, throw it on the SDcard, voila.  Granted you won't get access to Starfox 2 from the Mini SNES... for NOW, anyways.

11:57 <Cepheid> I guarantee within days, if not hours, someone will rip that thing apart and grab the rom off of it.

11:57 * ConfusionRift coughs. "It's out there."

11:58 <Cepheid> There's an old alpha/beta ROM, yeah.  But I'm not sure this current game is the same.

11:58 <ConfusionRift> The first few that found out about the game were through ROMs and some fan reproduction carts.

11:58 <ConfusionRift> Basically what they did with Mother 3.

12:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Playdate Digital Releases the My Little Pony Movie in App Form  [ http://tinyurl.com/ycgemffh ]

12:00 <ConfusionRift> Surely there's an updated version.

12:00 <Cepheid> Aye.

12:01 <ConfusionRift> Considering how fast they code stripped the NES mini, most likely the same will happen to the SNES one.

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12:02 <Cepheid> Eeeyup.

12:02 <Cepheid> It IS, after all, just a small SoC board with soldered on storage.

12:04 <Cepheid> ...

12:04 <Cepheid> My dad just texted me.

12:05 <Cepheid> So, yesterday, there was an accident involving a car ramming a motorcycle into another car, causing a fire that destroyed the two cars and bike.  It closed off the highway just at the Blair offramp.

12:05 <Cepheid> Today?  Three-car pileup in the same exact bloody spot, closing off the highway at...  The Blair offramp.

12:06 <ConfusionRift> The Blair Offramp Project!

12:08 <Cepheid> Wonder how much damage this one will cause.

12:08 <Cepheid> Seems like the highway area in Orleans is a disaster zone.

12:09 <Cepheid> Last year at around this time, an offramp suffered a catastrophic case of sinkhole.

12:09 <Cepheid> With car stuck in it and everything.

12:09 <SunsetShimmer> Huh - today is national coffee day...

12:09 <SunsetShimmer> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMnrl0tmd3k

12:09 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Turnabout Jazz Soul - Track 8 - Godot - The Fragrance of Dark Coffee

12:10 <Cepheid> Maybe that's why none of the vending machines would take my money for an energy drink.

12:10 <SunsetShimmer> Ha

12:16 <Cepheid> Listening to the students here talk about how they solve their problems for this assignment is agonizing.

12:20 <ConfusionRift> "Pffft, I just used the Wiki." | ... (drops water on his computer) Whooops.

12:22 <Cepheid> I'm slightly annoyed by the by.

12:23 <Cepheid> I can't solve the last question on the assignment because what it describes, the Erdős–Szekeres theorem, makes no sense to me.

12:26 <Cepheid> I asked a math prof about it.

12:26 <Cepheid> His response was "How the hell do you know about that?"

12:30 <ConfusionRift> heh, did expect that.

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12:32 <ConfusionRift> *didn't

12:32 <curse_carrier> herpaderp

12:32 <curse_carrier> howsit?

12:33 <ConfusionRift> It be.

12:33 <curse_carrier> good

12:34 <ConfusionRift> Not much really.

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12:35 <Cepheid> ...

12:36 <Cepheid> A local woman in Ottawa tried to get tattoo on her eye from an untrained professional, and is now going to lose her eye because of it.

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12:37 * ConfusionRift thuds.

12:37 <ConfusionRift> What was there to expect?

12:38 <Cepheid> No idea.

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12:47 * SunsetShimmer facehooves at such idiocy

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12:52 <Cepheid> This lecture is boring me again.

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12:59 <Cepheid> I'm gonna use this time to wander about, get something to drink and nom, then go and do some work.

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13:10 * curse_carrier dances into chat

13:10 <curse_carrier> tequila!

13:11 <Cepheid> Tequila is had for you.

13:12 <Cepheid> Bad*

13:13 <curse_carrier> im talking abought the song

13:13 <curse_carrier> hahahaha

13:15 <Cepheid> The song is also bad for you.  <terrible attempt to be silly>

13:18 <curse_carrier> wow hahaha

13:18 <curse_carrier> im so done bro.....

13:18 * Cepheid finally claims an energy drink and sips it slowly atop SunsetShimmer.

13:18 <curse_carrier> hahaha

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13:19 <Tirek> Ugh, cleaned my room. Nearly dropped my wacom 21ux. I wouldn't be able to replace it if it broke.

13:19 <Nedemai> jelly

13:20 <Tirek> Jelly?

13:20 <Nedemai> yea Im jealous, I want one

13:20 <Nedemai> lol

13:20 <Nedemai> I dont need it, I've got plenty of wacom stuff

13:20 <Tirek> Oh, the wacom, not the cleaned room.

13:20 <Nedemai> but I want one

13:20 <Nedemai> my room is... clean enough atm

13:20 <Tirek> Ha.

13:21 <Nedemai> its functional

13:21 <Tirek> I haven't cleaned the place in two months, so it was time to give it a scrub-down.

13:21 <Tirek> I'm a slovenly wreck most times.

13:21 <Nedemai> yea I go through about once a week

13:21 <Cepheid> My room is covered in cat fur.  Word of advice, don't look under the bed.  Dust cats will attack.

13:22 <Tirek> I dusted everything, cleaned everything, replaced the bedsheets, etc etc.

13:22 <Cepheid> I try to keep my room clean.  Keep garbage and stuff out of it.  I give it a full cleaning once every 1 to 2 weeks.

13:23 <Cepheid> No point dusting frequently though. The cats just cover everything up again.  And I have a tree outside that deposits pollen everywhere in my room.

13:23 <Tirek> Everyone is cleaner than me, apparently. Oh well.

13:23 <Cepheid> Speaking of pollen and plants...

13:23 <Tirek> Don't visit me.

13:23 <Cepheid> In our back yard is an old pot filled with nutrient-rich soil.

13:24 <Cepheid> A dandelion managed to get a seed into it.

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13:24 <Cepheid> Said seed haw since grown into a 4-foot-tall dandelion.

13:24 <Cepheid> Er, has*

13:25 <Cepheid> Apparently, these weeds that grow anywhere?  Give 'em a good, nutrient-rich environment and they grow out of control.

13:27 <Nedemai> "grow like weeds"

13:28 <Nedemai> hehe

13:28 <Cepheid> Yeah but in that case it means they just reproduce and grow anywhere with ease.

13:29 <Cepheid> I've never seen a butch dandelion.  This is the king of em all.  The tunnel snake dandelion!

13:29 * SunsetShimmer sips coffee in the corner

13:30 * Cepheid replaces the coffee with covfefe.

13:30 * SunsetShimmer is trumped!

13:31 <Cepheid> Someone should make a coffee flavour called "Covfefe".

13:32 <Cepheid> And every year on the day that word appear, the coffee should go on sale for 45 cents American.

13:32 <Cepheid> With all proceeds going towards charity groups that Trump hates.

13:33 <ArchPegasusMichael> Cepheid: this is giving stupidity an undeserved exposure

13:33 <Cepheid> True.

13:34 <Cepheid> Just need to wait for the caffeine to kick in now.

13:34 <ArchPegasusMichael> The meme was funny as a distraction from how world sucks, though.

13:35 <Cepheid> The world doesn't suck though.  At least from where I'm standing.  Outside the US.

13:36 <Cepheid> It's true that bad stuff keeps happening to Florida, Puerto Rico and other regions nearby but you still have people volunteering and working to alleviate the issues.

13:37 <ArchPegasusMichael> I meant more political-social problems rather than outcome of natural disasters, but yeah

13:38 <Cepheid> Oh.  That.  Yeah.  You're on your own with that.

13:40 * Cepheid gets back to the secret 50 meter brick wall he is building along the border. With the thousands of other Canadians.

13:42 <Cepheid> It's to keep out the birds.  And the bears.

13:44 <Cepheid> And off I go to figure out where the Google event is.

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13:53 <Librarian> i need to take ulcer pills again nuuuu

13:53 * Cepheid flops.

13:54 <Librarian> this is going to hurt

13:54 <Cepheid> Do they cause you discomfort?

13:54 <Librarian> a loooot

13:54 <Librarian> i dont have helyobacter pylory anymore

13:54 <Librarian> but i havent healed properly it seems

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13:55 <Cepheid> Then alas you'll have to keep on taking it until your body finishes healing.

13:55 <Cepheid> I wish I could do the same with antibiotics.  Just keep taking them for say, a month or two, and be absolutely certain the infection is permanently gone.

13:56 <Librarian> imma go take a bath , see ya in a bit

13:58 <Cepheid> See ye.

13:58 <Cepheid> The only reason I can't take antibiotics long-term like that is due to resistance and other adverse effects on my body.

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14:09 <Cepheid> For a tech building, this place sure lacks a lot of printers.

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14:46 <Cepheid> I found my new favourite spot to do work.  Nice view of the outside, empty and devoid of noise.  Only issue is the construction noise outside, which I can ignore at this point now.

14:47 <Cepheid> The constant subjection of myself to noise has allowed me to better adapt to surrounding noise.  It's not perfect, but I'm getting better at it.

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14:48 <Cepheid> There is an butterfly show going on starting tomorrow on the campus.  I should go and check it out and get mobbed by butterflies.

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14:49 <Librarian> i once went into a butterfly sanctuary

14:49 <Librarian> i was terrified, i hate bugs

14:50 <Cepheid> "And that was the last we ever heard of Cepheid.  Some say his screams can still be heard on the wind wherever he happens to be carried off to.

14:50 <Cepheid> I hate bees and wasps, though I've been getting better with them.

14:50 <Cepheid> Butterflies don't bother me.

14:50 <Librarian> i used to freak out more about roaches, but after seeing one in my library each day for years i got used

14:51 <Cepheid> Yeah, those don't bother me much either.  I see one every week or so over in Herzberg building, the local CS building.

14:51 <Cepheid> Apparently mathematicians, physics majors, and CS majors are a dirty bunch.

14:52 <Librarian> most intelligent people are unfocused

14:53 <Cepheid> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95K2D41fK9U

14:53 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

14:53 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about ''I pet my dog''

14:53 <Cepheid> Such a good little dog.

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14:55 <Cepheid> You know, I don't mind taking a water pill, but geezus do I ever go through water rapidly.  This can't be good for my kidneys.

14:55 <rhg135> Good morning ponies

14:56 <Cepheid> Morning.

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15:19 <Thelema5> Hello everypony

15:20 * rhg135 hugs Thelema5 and licks

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15:21 <curse_carrier> howdey all

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15:21 * curse_carrier jumps to doge dash

15:22 <curse_carrier> ...

15:22 * rhg135 was going to glomp but missed

15:22 <curse_carrier> ok waist of effort then howdey everyone!

15:22 <rhg135> howdy

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15:22 <curse_carrier> haha

15:22 <curse_carrier> dashed rainbows does it to me i will jump everytime

15:23 <curse_carrier> so no one will glomp me

15:23 <rhg135> aww

15:23 <curse_carrier> sorry bud

15:24 <curse_carrier> so how is the community doing today?

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15:25 <curse_carrier> hey librarian

15:27 * curse_carrier twirls for no reason

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15:29 <curse_carrier> L

15:29 <curse_carrier> ?

15:31 <Librarian> hewwo

15:31 <Librarian> you in school?

15:31 <curse_carrier> ney bub

15:31 <curse_carrier> yas i si

15:32 * Thelema5 yawns and stretches

15:33 <Librarian> thelemaaaa

15:33 * Thelema5 waves hihi to curse_carrier, Librarian, & anypony else who joined recently

15:33 <Librarian> leeme show you my latest piece of art

15:33 <Thelema5> Sure!

15:34 <Librarian> http://fav.me/dbovf4l

15:34 <Librarian> owo

15:34 <Thelema5> Hey, that looks great!

15:35 <Thelema5> Love the fangs

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15:36 <Librarian> im getting quick at this

15:37 * Bubble-Berry boops Librarian

15:37 <curse_carrier> i cant see it....

15:37 <curse_carrier> hello bubble berry

15:37 <Thelema5> Librarian, I live near a small mountain town called "Phoenicia" which is quite the hipster haven

15:38 <Thelema5> Where did you get the name from?

15:39 <Librarian> from a singer

15:39 <Librarian> she is called Juby Phonic

15:39 <Librarian> i justed added an A at the end and it stuck

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15:39 <Thelema5> :p

15:41 <Bubble-Berry> Did someone say

15:41 <Bubble-Berry> Hipser

15:41 <Bubble-Berry> Hipster?

15:41 <Librarian> i even showed her on twiiter a drawing of Phonica, she liked it owo

15:41 * Bubble-Berry brings all his smug, insufferable pretension to the room while blaring Sufjan Stevens

15:42 <CleverDerpy> !mail ConfusionRift I got lucky, i got the SNES classic!

15:42 <DerpyBot> Thank you for using the Derpy Mail Service 6_9

15:48 <Librarian> lucky you

15:48 <Librarian> by the way my dear derpy, lookie look

15:48 <Librarian> http://fav.me/dbovf4l

15:49 * Thelema5 stirs Bubble-Berry's hip

15:49 <Bubble-Berry> eyyy

15:53 * rhg135 hugs CleverDerpy tight and gives her a chocolate chip muffin

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15:56 <Librarian> imma go fetch some cereal

15:57 <Librarian> see ya in a bit

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16:01 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by ExplodingPonyToast: Ponies At Dawn Anthology Release Party Schedule [Happening Today!] [ http://tinyurl.com/y7gq2cxg ]

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16:40 * curse_carrier jumps doging any glomp

16:41 * SunsetShimmer glomps anyway

16:41 * Filly_Nightmares floofs

16:41 <curse_carrier> nuuuuuuuu

16:43 <curse_carrier> aw man..

16:44 <curse_carrier> hehe its cute

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16:45 <curse_carrier> 030

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16:46 <curse_carrier> hi libarian

16:46 <Librarian> sup

16:47 <Librarian> im having them internet issues

16:47 <curse_carrier> thats fine

16:47 * curse_carrier floofsplodes from the glomp

16:48 <curse_carrier> dangit

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16:50 <curse_carrier> fedora!

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16:52 * FedoraMane boops

16:52 <curse_carrier> bye gtg

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17:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: "Subs Rock’" Equestria Girls Short now on Youtube [ http://tinyurl.com/y8zadv8n ]

17:03 <Schism> Thunderstoooorm~

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17:06 * Filly_Nightmares hats on Schism! Wants rain!

17:06 <rhg135> In my mind

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17:27 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Six More MLP Movie Posters Released by Movie Twitter [ http://tinyurl.com/y9s6owsg ]

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17:37 <Thelema5> How many freaking movie posters does one movie need?

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17:39 <SunsetShimmer> Well, Thelema5...you were the one who said they weren't marketing enough. :P

17:39 <SunsetShimmer> look what thou have indirectly wrought!

17:39 <Thelema5> XD

17:39 <Thelema5> Glad they were listening.

17:39 * Filly_Nightmares licks Thelema5

17:40 * Thelema5 tastes strongly of cotton candy

17:41 * Filly_Nightmares chews on Thelema5

17:43 <Librarian> im bored and axious because my amazon order should arrive anymintute now

17:43 <Librarian> im not any good at waiting

17:45 <rhg135> Yeah, them packages

17:52 * Filly_Nightmares licks Librarian

17:57 <Thelema5> What are you expecting?

17:58 <Librarian> an acid free sketchbook

17:58 <Thelema5> Fancy

17:59 <Librarian> very, imma take it wiyh me to europe

17:59 <Thelema5> Oh, that's a great idea.

17:59 <Thelema5> When are you leaving on your trip?

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18:02 <Librarian> tuesday

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18:04 <Librarian> around 10 or eleven local time at night

18:06 <Thelema5> O.o

18:06 <Thelema5> Tonight??

18:06 <Thelema5> Oh... tuesday

18:06 <Librarian> no, day after monday pwp

18:06 <Thelema5> XD

18:06 <Thelema5> I missed your first message

18:07 <Thelema5> new glasses- I need them

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18:15 <Starlight_Glimmer> Thelema5: No worries. That's a normal thing when you turn from old to ancient *hides*

18:18 * Thelema5 waves his cane at Starlight_Glimmer and tells them to get off his lawn

18:18 <Librarian> thelema is no ancient, he is a classic model owo

18:18 <Thelema5> Pft

18:20 * rhg135 trots on the old man's lawn

18:21 <Starlight_Glimmer> Be careful. They have weapons

18:22 <rhg135> Is ny one of those states where that's legal?

18:24 <Starlight_Glimmer> Define legal

18:24 <Starlight_Glimmer> You can guns in pretty much every U.S. state, just the regulations and permits required vary

18:24 <rhg135> Not having to take a deal or going to jail

18:25 <Starlight_Glimmer> have*

18:25 <rhg135> I meant shoot trespassers

18:25 <Starlight_Glimmer> Oh

18:25 <Starlight_Glimmer> I wouldn't know about that

18:25 <rhg135> I know here it is and it's terrifying

18:25 * Starlight_Glimmer has never intended to shoot any living thing

18:28 <Starlight_Glimmer> Well except for Twilight. She's a nerd though

18:28 <Starlight_Glimmer> :3

18:28 <rhg135> Uhh

18:30 <Schism> Hm.  Today is a good day: I was able to, in context, use the phrase 'full complement of insults.'

18:33 <rhg135> You have a high standard for a good day :p

18:33 <Librarian> im really boreeed i hate when amazon takes forever

18:33 <Starlight_Glimmer> Same Day Delivery!

18:33 <Schism> rhg135: Hey, it's not every day you get to turn a phrase like that.  o3o

18:34 <Starlight_Glimmer> Now exploiting a work force near you.

18:34 <Thelema5> rhg135, NY has some of the most restrictive gun regulations in the country, and force can only be used in cases of self defense

18:35 <Cepheid> Morning.

18:36 <Starlight_Glimmer> Unless your skin co ... Nevermind.

18:36 <rhg135> So, you could technically shoot a trespasser, Thelema5

18:36 <Cepheid> Finally on my way home.

18:36 <Starlight_Glimmer> Only if your life is at risk is what it sounds like to me

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18:36 <Thelema5> I own a short-barrel shotgun, a high-powered hunting rifle, and a small-caliber rifle for critter control.  I sleep with the shotgun next to my bed in case of a home invastion or other life-threatening emergency, but if I were ever to need it I would expect to be arrested and to face trial so that a jury could determine whether I was justified.

18:36 <Rainb> how is mlp the movie animated

18:36 <rhg135> Claim they were holding a knife

18:37 <Starlight_Glimmer> Well you don't need to kill them to make them unable to use that knife

18:37 <Schism> First, you subdue the attacker.  Then, you take the banana.  Then, you eat the banana!  The attacker is now disarmed.

18:38 <rhg135> Be creative with the cause of death

18:38 <Starlight_Glimmer> It's not you who determines that though

18:38 <Thelema5> You shot him dead!

18:38 <Schism> No I didn't.

18:38 <Starlight_Glimmer> A lot of people underestimate what forensics can do

18:38 <Cepheid> First stop on way home... pet store.  Need a few items.

18:38 <rhg135> I said technically not practically ;)

18:39 <Starlight_Glimmer> It's for example quite easy to determine the attacker was fleeing when you fired

18:39 <Schism> "I have now eaten the banana.  The deceased, Mr. Apricot, is now 'elpless."

18:39 <Thelema5> "arington

18:39 <Schism> Look, I'm only doing my job.  I have to show you how to defend yourselves against fresh fruit.

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18:42 <Starlight_Glimmer> I don't know. The ethics of gun ownership are not easy. Even if I could easily own a gun I'm not sure I'd want that. Conflicts tend to escalate in horrible ways and then there is the even greater risk - when looking at statistics - of a quick false decision in regards to suicide. I do however see the appeal in shooting and guns in terms of machinery.

18:45 * Cepheid distracts self with cats.

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18:48 <Schism> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPekEt1Kjg8 < Here you go, Cepheid.

18:48 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

18:48 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Tiger Cubs Swimming For The First Time - Tigers About The House - BBC

18:48 <Cepheid> I'll have to save that link for later.  On phone.

18:49 <Librarian> still bored

18:49 <Librarian> owo

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18:50 <Schism> It is adorable seeing a tiger cub just clinging to someone's back instead of jumping into the water.

18:52 <Starlight_Glimmer> I know it's wrong, but I really want to play with one

18:52 <Starlight_Glimmer> And wow that stalking at the end

18:53 <Starlight_Glimmer> That would not end well when they get older

18:53 <Schism> True.  Still, adorbs.  :3

18:58 <Starlight_Glimmer> Wow they walk the adult tigers on ropes too

19:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Promo for the "Making of My Little Pony" Discovery Family Special  [ http://tinyurl.com/y75agpzu ]

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19:06 <Librarian> boredom is boring owo

19:11 <Thelema5> I just ordered a very expensive pair of hiking boots using my amazon reward points.  I would never spend that much money on myself, but the points made them free!

19:11 * Thelema5 yays

19:12 <Thelema5> Are you at work, Librarian?

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19:15 <Schism> "I can't pronounce the letter B." "Uh, C." "Yes, that's right.  It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy.  I was attacked by a Siamese bat." "Cat." "No, bat, they're much more dangerous."

19:16 <Thelema5> :p

19:16 <Starlight_Glimmer> !link https://derpibooru.org/1033144

19:16 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this picture is about magic twilight sparkle twilight sparkle (alicorn) alicorn plot (and 26 more)

19:17 <Schism> Were that actually the Fo:E universe, though, they'd be aiming that gun at Twilight's head.  And shooting repeatedly.

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19:21 <Schism> Thelema5: What should we do about this bishop we found dead on our doorstep?

19:21 <Schism> Should we call the church?

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19:27 <Thelema5> Not sure I recognize that one

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19:38 <Librarian> my thingie arrived yay

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19:56 <Thelema5> Yay!

19:56 <Thelema5> IS it as you expected, Librarian?

19:56 <Librarian> yep, its fancy

20:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Season 8 Animatic Re-animated in Paper Mario Style  [ http://tinyurl.com/ycuepr7s ]

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20:21 <Cepheid> ...

20:21 <Cepheid> My cats are finicky.

20:21 <Cepheid> I bought a chicken-flavoured hairball treatment.

20:21 <Cepheid> Spitfire will consume it, but not for long.

20:21 <Cepheid> Tizzy won't even touch it.

20:21 <Schism> Turning their noses up and demanding tuna, instead?

20:22 * Schism boops Cepheid with a tuna fish sandwich, with just a little cayenne mixed in.

20:23 * Schism wonders also if griffons share cats' intolerance for nutmeg.

20:23 <Cepheid> Knowing Spitfire, he'd not mind nutmeg.

20:24 <Thelema5> I have a tee-shirt that says "I put nutmeg on my nutmeg"

20:25 <Cepheid> Ah, nutmeg is toxic to cats.

20:25 <Cepheid> So yeah, he'd eat it then.

20:25 <Thelema5> Heh

20:26 <Schism> Nutmeg is generally toxic, but especially to cats.

20:26 <Schism> Nutmeg is a rather potent hallucinogen, after all.  o3o

20:26 <Thelema5> http://www.townsends.us/nutmeg-t-shirt-s-3036-8267.html

20:27 <Cepheid> Seriously?

20:27 <Schism> http://www.compoundchem.com/2014/03/24/the-hallucinogen-in-your-kitchen-the-chemistry-of-nutmeg/  Yupyup.

20:27 <Thelema5> It was also an extremely common spice in the 18th century, found in nearly every recipe of the period

20:27 <Thelema5> The tee-shirt is a riff on that

20:28 <Schism> Naturally, if you want nutmeg, you should get yourself a microplane zester and an actual nut.

20:28 <Cepheid> Of course.

20:28 <Cepheid> Also, my meeting with Google engineers went.. mixed.

20:28 <Cepheid> It was just an explanation of their hiring process, especially for internships.

20:29 <Cepheid> And then a simple example of the kind of problem I'd need to solve.

20:29 <Cepheid> ... I was the last one to solve it, compared to the random 1st and 2nd-year students. >_>;

20:29 <Cepheid> Mind, my solution appeared to be the "correct" solution, if there ever was one.

20:30 <Thelema5> I thought you already interviewed with google, a few years ago?

20:30 <Cepheid> That was Microsoft.

20:30 <Thelema5> Oooh.

20:30 <Thelema5> Thanksie!

20:31 <Cepheid> Truth told, the simplest solution I could think of was like, 15 lines.

20:31 <Cepheid> No good in the long run though.

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20:38 <Starlight_Glimmer> My eyes hurt -.-

20:38 * Filly_Nightmares kneads Starlight_Glimmer's eyes

20:38 <Starlight_Glimmer> Yeah I'm not sure this is a good idea

20:39 * Thelema5 snerks

20:39 <Cepheid> Simplest solution averages around 700 or so iterations for a complete run of the algorithm.  The finalized version I managed averages 39.

20:40 <Schism> I daresay a willingness to optimize your code is kind of the point of what they were looking for.

20:40 <Schism> I mean, have you seen the source code for Google's homepage?

20:41 <Starlight_Glimmer> Schism: That's compiled

20:41 <Schism> True.  But even so, there's so much going on there.

20:42 <Starlight_Glimmer> You don't actually see how their code looks internally

20:42 <Starlight_Glimmer> I'd be really interested in that

20:42 * Filly_Nightmares eees

20:42 <Cepheid> Well, I'd like to try for an internship for them, so..

20:42 * Schism eeees back at Filly_Nightmares and provides a bowl of mango and coconut milk soup!

20:43 * Schism nodnods to Cephy.

20:44 * Filly_Nightmares noms the drink!

20:46 <Schism> "So, I heard about what happened at Sugarcube Corner." "Fast grapevine." "Small town, and you're the talk of it." "Hadn't realized I'd made so much of a splash." "Go throw a rock into a tiny pond and see how fast the ripples hit the edge." "Point."

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20:49 <Schism> Kalispera, ChubbySheepLady.  o3o  Or Kalinita, I suppose.

20:50 <Schism> Tho the latter I suppose is more of a departing one...

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20:55 <Schism> "Whatever brought you here must have done something to the Wernicker's area or the Rock's area of your brain." "Okay, Wernicker, I get, but Rock?" "Yeah, Steady Rock, a counselor and neurosurgeon." "Huh, the more you know.  Back home it's Broca's area." "Weird name." "Er... yeah."

21:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by ExplodingPonyToast: Music: iblank2apples - Give Me Wings [Electro House] [ http://tinyurl.com/ybzala9x ]

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21:08 <Schism> "What kind of power source are we talking about?" "Ideally, I'd like to find a red giant close to the end of its lifespan, and stick it in a box." "..." "What?  Never can tell when you'll need a nuclear furnace." "I can't tell if you're joking or not."

21:09 <Nuclear> I'm looking to invest in an energy source, like biofuel/synfuel.

21:09 <Cepheid> We're actively trying to do like that as a species.  It's called nuclear fusion power plants.  It utilizes the process that the sun uses to generate heat and electricity.

21:09 <Nuclear> I wonder if I can sell the stuff on the market.

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21:10 <Schism> Indeed.  Of course, everyone wants to be the one to discover cold fusion...

21:10 <Schism> Nuclear: Biodiesel seems to be a pretty strong market right now.

21:10 <Nuclear> $0.10 per L is how cheaply I can estimate manufacturing biodiesel.

21:10 <Nuclear> From palm oil crops.

21:11 * Schism nodnods.

21:11 <Nuclear> I sell it for $0.50 per L.

21:11 <Schism> Calling anything 'biodiesel' is kind of redundant, of course.

21:11 <Nuclear> And profit like a madman.

21:11 <Schism> Couple million gil, ready and waiting for you to collect it.

21:12 <Nuclear> Restaurant waste grease is free to take away.

21:12 <Schism> Sorry bout the weird ping, by the way.  And yes, yes it is.

21:12 <Nuclear> Methanol seems to be the most expensive thing to obtain, I wonder if that can be made too.

21:13 <Schism> Wood alcohol?  Yes, and cheaply.

21:13 <Nuclear> Nice.

21:13 <Schism> If you're going for straight alcohol as a fuel, you might also want to look into hydrogen peroxide.

21:14 <Schism> Peroxides are notoriously touchy, of course.

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21:15 <Schism> Peroxides of any stripe are more commonly called by their other name, which starts with an R and ends in 'ocket fuel'.

21:15 <Nuclear> Nah, I need the methanol as it is a key ingredient used in the trans-esterification of waste biomass (e.g. plant oils/lipids and animal fats).

21:16 <Schism> Ahh, makes sense.  Good way to render impurities, too.

21:16 <Nuclear> Through hydrocracking or steam reforming of the trans-esterified substance, I can make "green diesel."

21:17 <Nuclear> Producing that stuff gets you propane as a byproduct.

21:17 <Schism> Gotta figure out the best way to handle the rest of the waste, though.  

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21:18 <Nuclear> Transesterification of biomass gets you biodiesel and glycerol as a byproduct, then the glycerol can be hydrocracked into hydrogen and CO2. That hydrogen is used to transform the biodiesel into green diesel, and propane is generated as a byproduct. I think that's how it is.

21:18 <Nuclear> I have to recheck.

21:18 <Schism> Granted, ideally, in molecular chemistry, nothing ever really goes to waste: you can find a use for all the parts of the buffalo.

21:18 <Nuclear> Just to be sure.

21:20 <Schism> The CO2 is probably a bit of a concern.

21:22 <Nuclear> I would try to cap the emissions.

21:22 <Nuclear> Then sell them off if that's possible.

21:22 <Nuclear> Is there even a market for CO2?

21:23 <Schism> Feed 'em back into a garden full of quick-growing plants, with plenty of nitrates and other materials as well?  Not a perfect solution, but it might help limit things.

21:23 <Schism> I want to say 'bamboo'.

21:23 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: More New Scenes From the My Little Pony Movie in TV Spot: "Pony Fever" [ http://tinyurl.com/yas35lzq ]

21:23 <Cepheid> Speaking of quick-growing plants.

21:24 <Nuclear> I just wonder if I could grow palm oil (fruit/kernel) crops in a greenhouse in the West Coast region.

21:24 <Schism> You know, you probably could.  How far north of the equator are ya?

21:24 <Nuclear> I need high humidity and hot weather, but maybe even in the dry areas of the West Coast.

21:24 <Cepheid> Schism, my parents discarded an old plant pot into the back yard, full of some nutrient-rich soil.  A dandelion seed managed to get into the pot.

21:25 <Schism> A single seed?  Oh god.  How many are there now?

21:25 <Cepheid> The dandelion that resulted is 4 feet tall, and has a thick stalk.

21:25 <Schism> Now, see, if it were a sunflower at least you could've set it up to bolster your defense against zombie attacks.  Dandelions, though...

21:25 <Nuclear> I think I'm 36 degrees north of the equator.

21:26 <Nuclear> It would seem that palm oil crops need to be within a range of +7 to -7 degrees of the equator.

21:26 <Nuclear> North to South.

21:26 <Schism> I guess maybe a greenhouse would work?  Kinda worth experimenting with habs of various types, but it's a big investment.

21:26 <Nuclear> Would need a closed environmental system and irrigation I suppose to make it work outside of that sweet spot.

21:27 <Nuclear> Yeah, Florida is the only option in the USA for growing palm oil, really.

21:27 <Schism> Cepheid: ... you're thinking of growing that dandelion even more, aren't you?

21:27 <Nuclear> I just wonder what the negative environmental impact would be growing palm oil in Florida and how to mitigate it.

21:28 <Cepheid> I say why not let it go as far as it can?

21:28 <Nuclear> Could it be done with just some land and minimal impact?

21:28 <Schism> Cepheid: You should, and then take pictures.

21:28 <Schism> Nuclear: Hmm.  Lotsa swampland there which could hypothetically be used for the purpose.

21:29 <Nuclear> But in general planting crops there wouldn't be very environmentally damaging?

21:29 <Nuclear> I guess it should be fine as long as lots of forest doesn't need to be cleared.

21:30 <Schism> Of course, the current federal government would look terribly, terribly harshly upon anyone using potential protected wild areas for their own personal profit.

21:30 <Cepheid> Just tell the Fed that you're gonna drill for oil in protected wildlife reserves and parks.

21:31 <Schism> Cepheid: There's an easier solution.  Tell them you're going to drain the swamp.

21:31 <Nuclear> Lol, I wouldn't bother to develop any land unless I owned it.

21:32 <Nuclear> That is my first prerequisite, if I don't own the land, or it cannot be transferred into my ownership, I wouldn't develop it.

21:32 <Schism> Catch-22 there, as you can't usually buy that land.  But evidently there's a clearing sale.

21:32 <Schism> Well, the first few steps towards that, anyway.

21:32 <Nuclear> Hopefully there aren't too many hoops to jump through.

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21:33 <Schism> They're taking down those hoops and reforming them into hats.  I mean, honestly, the Roosevelts are not my favourite historical figures ever, but at least they had some respect for nature... *sigh*  Ah well.

21:34 <Schism> If you go forward with such an innovation, you should be prepared for the people who will put up their own hoops to force you to rethink.  The energy industry does not like innovation.

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21:38 <Nuclear> Schism, yeah, anti-competition is already something I keep in the back of my mind when regarding these kinds of ideas.

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21:47 <Schism> Bahahaha.  "Fall is in the air, and as the leaves turn from verdant green to the orange, red, and brown colors of death, sometimes with a sprinkling of yellow just so the New Yorkers will drive through and comment about how beautiful things are, so too do the hopes of the July bar exam takers wither and die as each state releases results."

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22:42 <Librarian> back hurts owo

22:42 <Librarian> been at it since 8

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23:00 <Schism> Sweet merciful crap.

23:00 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Drawfriend Stuff (Pony Art Gallery) #2397 [ http://tinyurl.com/yb27k8cj ]

23:00 <Schism> Guys?  Lawyers from the Trump administration are now rounding up personal information on anti-administration players, and they're starting with Facebook.

23:01 <Librarian> good think i just post drawings owo

23:01 <Schism> Yus.  And you're also in Mexico.

23:01 <Librarian> but i like going to the usa

23:02 <Schism> If you are at all involved with groups which could be considered inimical to the current US government, be certain to be very circumspect in your actions online.

23:02 <Schism> I don't think anyone here means any harm to the country, of course, but safety is paramount.

23:05 <Schism> Evidently, groups of this nature include protestors who would march peacefully in the streets.

23:05 <Schism> So yeah.  Stay safe.

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23:08 * Filly_Nightmares eees at Schism for food

23:08 * Schism isn't feeling very 'foody' right now. He's a little more concerned about the political state of the world. Still, he gives Filly_Nightmares a cheddar cheese and sriracha rice cake to gnaw upon.

23:09 * Filly_Nightmares nomfs the food and knocks Schism over!

23:09 * Filly_Nightmares lays her floofy belly on his face

23:09 * Schism grumbles, and doesn't even give a raspberry.

23:10 * Filly_Nightmares rumble purrs

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23:34 <Schism> "I can't do anything wrong.  One hoofstep out of place and the whole skein unravels.  A stray word, an obligation, what I wear each morning... you're a part of the universe, Celestia.  The skein wraps around you.  I'm not.  I'm the needle which has found its way into the wrong sewing machine."

23:36 <Schism> "You'd have a hard time destroying everything.  I'd have a pretty easy one."

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