00:02 <LunaNightwindLaptop> ahhhhh i have stardew valley but havent played it yet
00:04 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: The Second Part of My Little Pony Season 9 Hits Hulu On April 12th [ http://tinyurl.com/vxw9hod ]
00:15 <PinkieShy> The news supposedly said there was earthquakes in the Carolinas..
00:16 <PinkieShy> Must not been around my part as i felt nothing at all.
00:21 <Ali> Nothing trending on the tweeites
00:22 <Ali> though it is funny that quarantine life is going around but its misspelled.
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00:56 <ADragonDreaming> turns out today was a visit day.
00:56 <ADragonDreaming> So I've been unavailable until, well, just about now.
00:57 <Schism> And now, I fear, I need to sleep -- I've another day of WFM tomorrow, starting at 8 AM.
00:57 <Ali> Its understandable, not every day can be free
01:12 <PrincessRainbows> It's not anything specific now but I have felt increasingly depressed but that's honestly not surprising
01:14 * ThatAnonPony snugs PrincessRainbows?
01:15 * PrincessRainbows hugs back
01:24 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Flim Flam Shenanigans at Everfree Northwest 2020 [ http://tinyurl.com/uyqq3qe ]
01:25 <LunaNightwindLaptop> alright husband is home im gonna bounce have a good night yall\
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01:42 <Cepheid> !link https://youtu.be/eGFdM28zZ7k
01:42 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.
01:42 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Dead Cells - Kill. Die. Learn. Repeat. (Animated trailer)
01:44 <Cepheid> !link https://youtu.be/fLz1r_sCeXc
01:44 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.
01:44 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Dead Cells: Rise of the Giant DLC, Major update... Thing - An animated trailer
01:48 <Cepheid> !link https://youtu.be/MqlDDiEL6tE And the most recent one.
01:48 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.
01:48 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Dead Cells: The Bad Seed - Animated Trailer
02:04 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Nightly Discussion #2062 [ http://tinyurl.com/wvszgdk ]
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03:04 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Comic Dub Compilation #63 [ http://tinyurl.com/tkolkln ]
03:56 * Ali rolls around, not much to do
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04:40 <Golden> I got one of my favorite villagers!!!
05:01 * PrincessRainbows flops on Ali and looks up with teary eyes
05:01 * Ali brushies PrincessRainbows and sads right back at the mare
05:03 <PrincessRainbows> sometimes I feel like life is the first part of a dystopian fiction idk why
05:03 <Ali> I just want to know how processors have changed in ten years
05:03 <Ali> And why the flipping heck they cost so dang much.
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05:23 <ConfusionRift> Hello everypony.
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05:24 <Golden> Heya
05:24 <Pony_7689> Oh thanks Xchat for blowing up when I wasn't looking
05:24 *** Pony_7689 is now known as Ali
05:24 *** ChanServ sets mode: +qo Ali Ali
05:25 * Ali then does the traditional flop over ConfusionRift
05:26 * ConfusionRift does the traditional patting on Ali. :P
05:27 * Ali leans into the ConfusionRift as her PC decides to have the interwebs crap out.
05:32 <Golden> Hehe
05:44 * Ali blehs and nuzzles into ConfusionRift, too quiet
05:44 * ConfusionRift nods and boops Ali.
05:45 * Ali squeaks at boops. "How am I supposed to keep an eye on severe weather if I can't pull the radar up." Puffycheeks
05:48 * PrincessRainbows makes very upset horse noises. normally inkscape autosaves on crashes to the same folder, except when you've never saved...
05:50 <Ali> Why at 2am is my internet running like mollassas?
06:02 <ConfusionRift> Hmm. Very interesting, Steam. Very interesting.
06:05 * Ali headtilts at ConfusionRift
06:05 <ConfusionRift> Doom wasn't available till about an hour ago.
06:05 <Ali> Just cause it releases at midnight doesn't mean midnight EDST
06:06 <ConfusionRift> They supposedly were gonna release it yesterday, and pfffttttt. Oh well, not playing it right now. Food time. :P
06:07 * Ali noms on the ConfusionRift for foods
06:07 * ConfusionRift only has a roast beef and cheddar sammich.
06:07 <ConfusionRift> Want soooome?
06:08 * Ali nods and makes sammich out of eet
06:08 <Ali> Trying to watch a guy do a .18 100% Factorio run
06:08 <Ali> Does it in under 7 hours, but says achievements. I don't know how that's possible cause if you muck with the biter settings the wrong way, it will disable them.
06:09 <Ali> But my interwebs is being worthless.
06:16 * ConfusionRift huggles Ali. 0-0
06:18 <Ali> Well, its not ping
06:19 * Ali sighs. not sure what the issue is and Tia is crying her head off.
06:21 <Golden> Blargh its snowing for me
06:21 <Ali> First day of spring SNOW
06:22 <Ali> #globalwarmingmyass
06:22 <Golden> My entire state is in a winter storm warning
06:23 <Golden> Im just worried about all the birds.
06:23 <Ali> Birds adapt
06:23 <Golden> I know...
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06:37 <Golden> Not to mention of all the possibile dead trees
06:37 <Ali> Trees aren't dead
06:37 <Golden> Well they can die
06:38 <Golden> I have seen so many over the past two years from when snow storms happen in spring
06:38 <Ali> Can, but they're still half hibernating
06:38 <Golden> Hm...true
06:40 <Ali> Nature has a strange way of adapting to things
06:40 <Ali> We'll never fully understand it
06:46 * Ali noms on the ConfusionRift tail
06:47 * ConfusionRift allows for the nomming, then boops Ali.
06:47 * Ali squeaks at ConfusionRift
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06:54 * PrincessRainbows whimpers and hugs ConfusionRift
06:55 * Ali hugs PrincessRainbows
06:56 * ConfusionRift huggles PrincessRainbows.
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07:00 * PrincessRainbows makes tired and sad filly noises before flopping on Ali
07:01 * Ali brushies the PrincessRainbows.
07:02 * PrincessRainbows grabs her pacifier too and curls up under Ali for sleepies
07:04 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: All Good Things Glimmer: Starlight Glimmer Day Begins [ http://tinyurl.com/txud2um ]
07:05 * Ali ping pongs Starlight_Glimmer just cause~
08:27 <Finwe> Good morning, everypony!
08:27 <Finwe> Lt Cdr ConfusionRift, Capt Koopz.
08:27 <Finwe> o7
08:28 <Koopz> RAdm. Finwe o7
08:28 <Finwe> Mlles Ali, Filly_Nightmares and PrincessRainbows; Messrs Golden, Cepheid, Schism, Lumindia and Starlight_Glimmer-
08:28 * Finwe doffs his hat.
08:28 * Ali nuzzles Finwe
08:29 * Golden flops
08:29 * Finwe hugs an Ali and flips at Golden.
08:30 * Golden is flipped
08:41 <ConfusionRift> RAdm. Finwe. (salutes)
09:15 * Ali licks ConfusionRift
09:19 * ConfusionRift patpats Ali. :P
09:19 * Ali leans into pats, Rifty has been super quiet tonight.
09:28 <ConfusionRift> Was playing Doom. Also, it's been really quiet in here, in general. :P
09:29 <ConfusionRift> Forgot I ordered an extra game, and the charge caught me off guard.
09:33 <ConfusionRift> Hmmmm.
09:33 * ConfusionRift boops Schism.
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09:48 <ConfusionRift> Aaaaand dead. (sighs)
09:48 * Ali noms on ConfusionRift some more
09:49 * Finwe hats on Ali and noms on her ear.
09:49 * Ali squeaks at Finwe
09:50 * ConfusionRift stops playing. Starts to feel kinda tired.
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09:58 <Lumindia> Rip adn tear
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09:58 <Lumindia> Until itis done
09:59 * Ali flops over Lumindia and hecks
10:00 * Lumindia gently pets Ali
10:00 * Lumindia may rip and tear, but has a soft spot for small technicolor equines
10:00 * Ali leans into Lumindia pets, thinks of passin out
10:01 * Lumindia ushers Ali away from the battlefield "Come on, little pony, this is no place for you!"
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10:21 * Filly_Nightmares meows
10:22 * Finwe pets Filly_Nightmares.
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10:31 <ConfusionRift> Bleh, going to sleep.
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11:04 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Morning Discussion #1877 [ http://tinyurl.com/stgmha4 ]
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12:00 * Cepheid awakens.
12:03 * Cepheid sets up an appointment with a doctor to get a round of Amoxiclav.
12:04 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by The Illustrious Q: (Season 10 Comic!) My Little Pony Friendship is Magic #89 Revealed - Writer, Synopsis, and Artist [ http://tinyurl.com/qtcwopa ]
12:04 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Starlight Glimmer Day - Discuss Starlight Glimmer! What Do You Think She Did Best? [ http://tinyurl.com/w9o4m3x ]
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12:38 <Cepheid> "It's just a cold." - My mother, regarding sore throat, runny/stuffed nose, and a fever.
12:38 <Cepheid> =.=;
12:39 <Cepheid> I keep telling her why I want her to get a self-assessment and call the hospital, and only through harassment am I getting action out of her.
12:39 <Cepheid> I'm gonna ask the doctor later today at 4:30 PM to see if I should get tested.
12:39 <Cepheid> I feel like I'm wasting a test if I do, but given I'm at risk.. Eeeehhh...
12:53 <Cepheid> Well, she's investigating the telehealth assessment.
12:53 <Cepheid> Tool less prodding than usual.
12:54 <Cepheid> I can understand why my parents don't like medical services. My dad hates them becaue he lost his mother to breast cancer, and spent the last few months visiting her in a hospital. Probably also some residual resentment about the diagnosis and treatment.
12:54 <Cepheid> My mother's a bit trickier to explain.
12:55 <Cepheid> But I suspect it has to do with me being in the hospital a lot as a child, and how the hospitals treated her when I was in the hospital as a child.
12:55 <Cepheid> The initial stance the hospitals had were that my mother was dealing with post-partum depression and thought she was imagining things.
12:55 <Cepheid> It wasn't until they decided to humor her that they changed their tone.
13:06 <Cepheid> There we go.
13:06 <Cepheid> The telehealth told her that it's probably just something else, but to stay home just in case.
13:08 <lunanightwind> hello
13:17 <Cepheid> Hello.
13:22 <ADragonDreaming> well, hopefully they are correct
13:22 <ADragonDreaming> and yeah, she should stay home.
13:31 <Cepheid> She called in sick, they're fine with it.
13:31 <Cepheid> She's also gonna ask the doctor himself about the other symptoms she has, just to make sure.
13:32 <Cepheid> Meanwhile, we're keeping a reasonable distance.
13:32 <Cepheid> Just in case.
13:36 <Cepheid> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLz1r_sCeXc Posted last night, but I still think this is both cool and silly.
13:36 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.
13:36 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Dead Cells: Rise of the Giant DLC, Major update... Thing - An animated trailer
13:40 <lunanightwind> sorry got a little distracted, hope everyone is doing ok today
13:41 <Finwe> Greetings, lunanightwind.
13:41 * Finwe doffs his hat.
13:41 <lunanightwind> hello finwe
13:41 <lunanightwind> not around for too long today, setting up a stream of the new doom game
13:41 <Cepheid> I think I'll spend the day playing Dead Cells, in fact. Maybe even stream it.
13:41 <Cepheid> I want to get DOOM Eternal, but I'm broke.
13:42 <Finwe> I started playing Dragon Age 2.
13:42 <Finwe> I've had it for almost half a year, but I've never played it before.
13:42 <Cepheid> I've been going back and forth between other games and Grim Dawn, mostly.
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13:50 <Cepheid> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqlDDiEL6tE Gotta love frying-pan-chucks.
13:50 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.
13:50 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Dead Cells: The Bad Seed - Animated Trailer
13:55 <Cepheid> ... Hum, ye know what? I'm gonna stream this.
13:55 <Cepheid> But first, I need to set up a bit.
13:56 <lunanightwind> cepheid I am gonna stream it if you wanna watch
13:56 <Cepheid> I'd like to play DOOM Eternal, myself. So I'm afraid I'll have to refuse.
13:57 <lunanightwind> i completely understand
14:08 <Cepheid> https://twitter.com/home Right, I'm about to start streaming. I integrated the game's twitch integration, so you can mess with my game as I'm playing it.
14:08 <Cepheid> Whoops.
14:08 <Cepheid> Wrong link.
14:08 <Cepheid> https://www.twitch.tv/cepheidvar
14:09 <Cepheid> Don't mind the rating thing. I just have it set for when I do voice chatting, because I have a sailor's mouth.
14:13 <Cepheid> Ah, I still have to use OBS, do I?
14:14 <Cepheid> Actually, I just realized I can't stream with this setup. Nevermind.
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14:42 * Cepheid reaches a break room. Timer on the door is 2 minutes. Looks at his clock.
14:42 <Cepheid> 2:01.
14:51 <Cepheid> ... The shop owner gave me a VORPAL FRYING PAN.
15:06 <Finwe> One, two! One two! And through and through / The vorpal pan went snicker-snack! / He left it dead, and with its head / He went galumphing back.
15:07 <Cepheid> More or less.
15:07 <Cepheid> Alas, I lost it in a boss fight. And then lost an even better weapon in a later boss fight, wherein I had a +300% damage multiplier on me.
15:15 <Cepheid> I have the dodging/parrying skills of an octogenarian.
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15:20 <Cepheid> Least where my dodging skills are suspect, at least I make up for it in speed.
15:36 * PrincessRainbows licks Finwe and chews on his hooves
15:39 <Lumindia> Rip and tear
15:40 * Cepheid rips and tears through Dead Cells. Murders the Concierge.
15:46 * Finwe noms on Lumindia's tail.
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16:04 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Makenshi: EQG Song Cover: Rinnie - Legend You Are Meant To Be (Covering Daniel Ingram) [Rock] [ http://tinyurl.com/tckx54o ]
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16:16 <Finwe> Lt Pony|12740.
16:16 <Finwe> o7
16:18 * Pony|12740 boops Finwe in greeting.
16:20 * Finwe scrunchymuzzles.
16:21 * Pony|12740 also scrunchymuzzles.
16:21 * Finwe boops Pony|12740.
16:21 * Pony|12740 is already scrunchymuzzle'd!
16:22 <Finwe> The structure of time has changed! Cause follows consequence.
16:24 <Pony|12740> Causality-inverting boop?
16:24 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: 'Snowball Fight' Stop Motion Short Ep. 9 ☃️💥 My Little Pony [ http://tinyurl.com/s6pazrc ]
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17:42 <Cepheid> Done with Dead Cells for now. That last run has me a bit sad because it was my best run by far. I made it to the Throne Room.
17:51 * Cepheid coughs up 19 ravens.
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17:55 * PrincessRainbows flops around bored
18:04 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: 23 Awesome Fanfics to Read for Starlight Glimmer Day! [ http://tinyurl.com/try3x6s ]
18:13 <Cepheid> Heh.
18:14 <Cepheid> I wasn't expecting that.
18:14 <Cepheid> My counselor/psych from the university called early. He's impressed with my progress.
19:04 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Drawfriend Stuff (Pony Art Gallery) #3285 [ http://tinyurl.com/sv9juav ]
19:05 * Finwe hats on Filly_Nightmares.
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19:38 <Cepheid> ...
19:38 <Cepheid> What the hell.
19:38 <Cepheid> The probability of this is low.
19:39 <Cepheid> So, I was sent a 5-digit code to log into a game, because 2FA.
19:39 <Cepheid> The first four digits of it are the same as my PIN for my debit card.
19:40 <Ali> Snerks
19:40 * Ali brushies the Cepheid
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19:53 <Ali> Hmm, unannounced patch for Factorio. Strange
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20:09 <Finwe> Miss Ali.
20:09 * Finwe doffs his hat.
20:09 * Ali doffs over Finwe and snuggles
20:09 * Finwe hugs the Ali, then prepares to play DA2.
20:14 <Cepheid> With all due respect game, I'm a tad busy getting murdered. Would you kindly *NOT* spawn more harpies and other monsters on top of me?
20:23 <Ali> LM Cepheid?
20:24 <Cepheid> Grim Dawn.
20:27 <Cepheid> Quickest doctor's appointment ever. 3 minutes.
20:29 <Cepheid> 10-day round of antibiotics.
20:29 <Cepheid> Let's see if this works on my lungs.
20:36 <Cepheid> Hum, I ever find a way to wear that ring, it'll be a good poison resist ring. +49% to poison resist. Max I can get is 80%.
20:36 <Cepheid> Good find, too. Poison is freakishly devastating.
20:38 * Cepheid watches as these weaklings attack him and die.
20:44 * Cepheid changes his class name to "Vampire"
20:44 <Cepheid> I got so many on-hit, on-attack life-drain effects it's ridiculous.
20:45 <Cepheid> I mean, sure, they're all 10% chance. But at over 2 attacks a second, the on-attacks proc pretty frequently. And the on-hits also proc pretty frequently when you got like, 8 or 9 monsters trying to eat your face.
20:51 <Cepheid> "Go kill one of Cronley's inner circle." "Okay." *Traipses across the Four Hills, murdering everything in his path.*
20:51 * Schism flops in from work. "yaaaay."
20:54 <Schism> I will never understand why people feel fine giving me positions of authority.
20:54 <Cepheid> Hum, where do I get the Bloody Whetstone..?
20:55 <Cepheid> Faction reward.
20:55 <Cepheid> According to- Yeah, I can craft it.
20:55 <Cepheid> ... And 12 Cthonic Seals of Binding.
20:56 <Cepheid> Oh good, another character has 35. *Throws 'em in shared storage*
21:03 * Cepheid keeps getting rare and epic guns.
21:04 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Drawfriend Stuff - BEST Art of Starlight Glimmer - 2020 Edition [ http://tinyurl.com/tu3hdao ]
21:11 <Cepheid> Dangit Cronley, you fight with CQC weapons. Why did you give me a gun? That's like killing Revolver Ocelot and looting a knife off of him.
21:20 <Schism> You know, GameStop and EB remaining open despite so many warnings, just so they could sell DOOM and Animal Crossing, is right there on the line between malfeasance and utter stupidity.
21:21 <Schism> Cepheid: For your next trick, you should try and win the Cactpot.
21:23 * Ali nibbles on Schism
21:23 <Cepheid> My luck is strange. I almost always ever seem to find stuff that *OTHER* people need.
21:23 * Schism boops the Ali with a plastic glove.
21:23 * Ali squeaks
21:23 * Schism also flails, "Alivirus!"
21:24 <Schism> Oh good. https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/covid-19-testing-explainer-1.5502828
21:24 <Schism> 'nasopharyngeal swab'. Ugh, I hate those.
21:25 <Schism> I say to Cepheid, who has endured however many thousand of them.
21:25 <Cepheid> Amazingly, I have not.
21:25 <Cepheid> Nasal rinses, yes.
21:25 <Schism> Huh. I thought they were a common test.
21:25 <Cepheid> But not swabbings of the nasal passages. Though I have on occasion used q-tips to open my nasal passages.
21:26 <Schism> > pick nose | Your nose is now open.
21:26 <Cepheid> Basically, only more hygienic.
21:26 <Cepheid> Actually does work on occasion.
21:27 <Cepheid> Dooon't really recommend it though. Makes you sneeze.
21:27 <Schism> I can imagine so, though -- yes.
21:28 <Cepheid> Plus, if there is anything, and I mean *ANYTHING* wrong with your sinuses or nose, it'll probably hurt.
21:28 <Cepheid> Usually just burning.
21:28 <Schism> Aye.
21:28 * Schism sighs, and facepalms. Then washes his hands. "The head of the IOC thinks this will all be over and done within 4 months, so the Summer Olympics in Japan can continue without a problem."
21:29 <Cepheid> Well to be honest it's hard to say where it'll go in 4 months.
21:29 <Cepheid> It'd make more sense to make a decision a month away instead.
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21:30 <Schism> True, but the Olympics are such a boondoggle these days that you absolutely need to have some foreknowledge. Otherwise, you wind up with Sochi.
21:30 *** Joins: LunaNightwind (LunaNightwi@Pony-acfiub.nh.comcast.net)
21:32 *** Pony|12740 is now known as ThatAnonPony
21:32 * ThatAnonPony boops Schism.
21:33 * Schism boops the sofapone in return.
21:33 <LunaNightwind> helloo again
21:33 * Schism carefully does so, with a glove-lined hoof.
21:38 <Cepheid> My dad's using gloves and hand sanitizer.
21:38 * Ali flops over Lumindia
21:38 <Ali> God I love tabfails
21:38 * Ali boops LunaNightwind instead cause she failflop
21:38 <Schism> Well, that's why 'reopen closed tab' is an option on most browsers.
21:38 *** Joins: Dranae (Scootaloo@I.Will.Fly.Higher)
21:39 <LunaNightwind> lol
21:39 * Ali boops Schism nosie. "In IRC you silly pone."
21:39 <Schism> Come to think, I am now happily in a position at my workplace where there are very few of us, we don't hang around in clumps, and we each get a dedicated pair of computers.
21:39 <LunaNightwind> how ya doing Ali?
21:39 <Schism> Monitors leave much to be desired, tho.
21:39 <Ali> Bored out of my mind and my PC can't keep up much longer!
21:40 <LunaNightwind> i think im gonna be seeing demons in my sleep with all the doom i played today
21:40 <LunaNightwind> between eternal and 64
21:41 <LunaNightwind> and i am hell bent on beating both before the 3rd
21:41 *** Joins: PinkieShy (coolm@Pony-ck81je.67-212-45-net.sccoast.net)
21:41 <Schism> I suppose I shouldn't ask if you've already beaten Final DOOM.
21:42 <Cepheid> I'd like to ask why my vampire gear works on skeletons and undead, but if I do, it may stop working.
21:42 <Schism> (A pair of officially released modpacks.)
21:42 <Schism> Cepheid: It sucks out the mana which animates them.
21:42 <Schism> And turns it into sweet, sweet blood.
21:43 <Cepheid> Ah.
21:43 <LunaNightwind> yeah ive gone through the previous dooms Schism
21:44 <LunaNightwind> i havent streamed or archived my gameplay of older dooms but ive done it
21:44 <Schism> The next question is whether you've finished Wolfenstein 3D.
21:44 <Cepheid> So I just hit that enemy so hard I displaced it such that it's items spawned nowhere near where it died.
21:44 <LunaNightwind> yeah guys those were all games i beat like 25 years ago lol
21:45 <LunaNightwind> im only replaying doom 64 cuz it was a preorder bonus with eternal
21:45 <Schism> Doesn't hurt to replay them! Then, there's Hexen, Heretic, and of course Rise of the Triad. o3o
21:45 * Ali is a filthy simulator player that only plays mega man for violence
21:46 * Ali sits on Schism and bleps
21:46 <LunaNightwind> right now im going through doom 64 and eternal
21:46 <LunaNightwind> until RE3 comes out
21:46 <Ali> I'm not a fan of horror/shooters
21:46 <LunaNightwind> was thinkig about buying the humble mega capcom bundle
21:46 <LunaNightwind> but i own like half the games already
21:46 <Ali> Don't get X collection, it sucks arse
21:46 * Schism still thinks Ali should see if she can play Rabi-Ribi. The most violent weapon in that game is a squeaky hammer.
21:47 * Ali points out to Schism about her PCs age and flaws, its going kaput sooner or later
21:47 <Schism> Mmm...
21:47 <LunaNightwind> i already own x collection
21:47 <Ali> I saw the ranking of my processor Schism
21:47 <Ali> Its..pretty pathetic
21:47 <Ali> I wanted the X collections so I'd have X-X8 on PC
21:48 <Schism> I still have an HP laptop from what must be 15 years ago, chugging along. I should really copy everything off her and put her to rest.
21:48 <Ali> But they all run at 30FPS so they're in perma slowmo
21:48 <Ali> You know how annoying Sting Camelleon is? Pardon my horrid spelling
21:48 <LunaNightwind> https://www.humblebundle.com/games/capcom-mega?hmb_source=humble_home&hmb_medium=product_tile&hmb_campaign=mosaic_section_1_layout_index_1_layout_type_twos_tile_index_2_c_capcommega_bundle im thinking about buying this bundle but like i own half of them
21:49 <Ali> He spends 75% of the slomo fight invisable.
21:49 <LunaNightwind> i never noticed anyslowdown in x collection
21:49 <LunaNightwind> BRB
21:50 <Schism> Capcom does not, as a rule, do optimization or emulation well.
21:50 <Ali> Must be because your PC's hardware isn't over ten years old
21:50 <Schism> There are exceptions, but they're few and far between.
21:50 <Cepheid> Another nice piece of resist gear..
21:50 <Ali> Running on a Phenom II has reached its limits
21:50 <Cepheid> Death Ward. +35% vitality resist. And if my health drops below 25%, that changes to 100% for 5 seconds.
21:50 <Ali> I don't know what the cache is now on PCs but I think KB is pretty bad
21:51 <LunaNightwind> i do know that i cant run megaman x in ultrawide but thats not a horrible thing
21:51 <Ali> Least you can RUN it T.T
21:51 <LunaNightwind> yeah ali i have an i7 8700, 32gb ram and an RTX 2070 gfx card
21:51 <Ali> I just wanted the burn to the ground meme game of X7
21:51 <LunaNightwind> ok BBS my husband needs my "attention" <3 see you soon
21:51 <Ali> AMD Phenom II X4 965
21:51 <Ali> Jelly
21:53 <Cepheid> "Get us some tainted brain matter." "Okay. HEY! Kreig! C'mere a minute! I need to borrow yer brain for something!"
21:56 <Schism> Wrong kind of tainted.
21:56 <Cepheid> Nah.
21:56 <Cepheid> He drops tainted brain matter, actually.
21:57 <Schism> Oh, sorry, conflated him with a different NPC.
21:57 <Schism> Well, /an/ NPC.
21:58 <Cepheid> And he dropped eff-all.
21:59 <Cepheid> Heck with this, another character has some matter in their private storage. Move it to shared.
22:00 <Cepheid> Need a key for that bounty... Maybe it'll drop.
22:01 <Schism> Gasp of shock. Cepheid, that's twinking!
22:01 <Cepheid> Yep.
22:01 * Schism waggles a finger unconvincingly.
22:01 <Schism> Urg. I should probably do some laundry tonight.
22:02 <Cepheid> Funny thing.
22:02 <Cepheid> There's an item that characters in higher difficulties can buy. You know what it does?
22:03 <Schism> Lets them be used as a mercenary by lower-leveled characters or something?
22:03 <Schism> I'm just spitballing, because I have no clue.
22:04 <Cepheid> Nah.
22:05 <Cepheid> You pass the item to a lower-level character, have them use it, and it unlocks the relevant difficulty, whether you're qualified to do it or not. It also activates *ALL* of the Shrines for the difficulty levels below said difficulty level.
22:05 <Schism> That's a pity. I'd kind of like to see that sort of thing.
22:05 <Schism> Ahh.
22:06 <Schism> Toonskip. o3o
22:06 <Schism> Okay, before I go crazy here, I'll laundry.
22:07 <Cepheid> Catch is, the relevant items cost a fortune.
22:09 <Cepheid> Huh. They *USED* to sell them..
22:11 <Cepheid> Oh.
22:11 <Cepheid> It helps if I'm in the higher difficulties.
22:13 <Cepheid> Ah, I guess not that expensive. 70,000 for unlocking Elite.
22:14 <Cepheid> Tempting as it is, nah. I get all attribute bonus points that one can get from quests, all item bags, all shrines..
22:15 <Cepheid> Danged tempting though for the item bags.
22:15 <LunaNightwind> ok sorry about that im back
22:15 <LunaNightwind> and ali thats the same card i had for like 11 years
22:15 <LunaNightwind> *chipset
22:16 <Schism> Cepheid: Yeah, activating all the shrines early is seriously a losing proposition.
22:17 <Schism> I mean, you're giving up -how- much growth just to get there earlier?
22:17 <Cepheid> Oh, you get all the shrine points, so you don't lose growth.
22:18 <Cepheid> You just lose any items you would have gotten from them, or the enemies.
22:18 <PinkieShy> oof :(
22:18 <Schism> Ah, makes sense.
22:18 * PinkieShy is in a wee bit of pain right now
22:18 <PinkieShy> Pain sucks.. :/
22:18 <Ali> Well I still haz it and it runs like garbage now
22:18 <PinkieShy> Esp when its like sharp and burning pain type..
22:21 * Schism grumbles, then grabs his own laundry basket from downstairs to set up another load.
22:23 * Cepheid rampages through Salazar's dangerous little place.
22:24 <Cepheid> Now for the fun bit.
22:24 <Cepheid> That wasn't the guy I needed to kill.
22:26 <PinkieShy> The pain i am in.. Is probably going ot hurt a hella more if i chug some water..
22:26 <Schism> Make sure it's lukewarm, or else sip it.
22:26 <PinkieShy> Probably all the sodas caught up to me and caused a kidney stone..
22:26 <Schism> Could just be dehydration muscle cramps.
22:27 <Cepheid> Won't say no to a health regen ring, though.
22:28 <Schism> Your toon gets pasted in a single blow. What will health regen do for you there?
22:30 <Cepheid> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubBAsyTwhdM&feature=youtu.be
22:30 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.
22:30 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about My life as a vampire
22:30 * Ali twitches on Schism with a hoe and an axe
22:30 <LunaNightwind> lol i just showed my husband the flandre secret battle from touhou 6 and he was just like "WUT?!"
22:31 * PinkieShy boops Ali and hugs her
22:33 * Schism digs up plenty of worms with Ali's help. But is, alas, kind of... A. doing lotsa laundry, and B. kinda not at it tonight.
22:33 * Ali understands
22:34 <Schism> Laundry more than the other thing. That precludes gaming...
22:35 <Cepheid> Oh look. My first complete set.
22:35 <Cepheid> ... And it's for a ranged character.
22:36 * LunaNightwind flops on the floor
22:36 <Ali> I either want to Factorio or Stardew but both are better MP. And the servers need to update to 18.14 but that's no rush either..
22:36 <Ali> Did not mean the double period there
22:36 * Ali sits on LunaNightwind
22:37 * LunaNightwind flails
22:39 <PinkieShy> I've been watching Kung fu panda the past few days.. sadly they don't have the 3rd one available on netflix or with cable subscription.. I gotta rent or buy :/
22:43 <Schism> I suggest you look up "Kung Fu Hustle".
22:44 <Schism> And/or Shaolin Soccer. o3o
22:45 * Cepheid picks up an item called Whispers of the Dead. He puts it to his ears. "What's that? You want me to what?"
22:46 <Schism> [Fafnir] Kill them all. Split their skulls. Drink their blood. Burn their--
22:46 <Schism> *click*
22:46 * Cepheid sells it to the local junker.
22:47 <Cepheid> I like how that just happens.
22:47 * Cepheid hits a pile of debris to break it apart. Guy in the next room over spontaneously gets struck by lightning.
22:49 <Schism> Well, you did attack it.
22:49 <Schism> hrmf. Damned cooldown times on laundry.
22:49 <LunaNightwind> debating if i want to take my meds or just go back to playing doom
22:50 <Cepheid> Rip and tear, until it is done.
22:50 <Schism> Load [laundry] into dryer, wait 60 minutes, receive [fresh laundry]. Normally I'd be building a laundromat now.
22:51 * Cepheid decides to tackle the roguelike dungeon.
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23:04 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: 17 of the best Starlight Glimmer Songs for Starlight Day! [ http://tinyurl.com/r2cmk29 ]
23:05 <Cepheid> That's it game, just keep fueling the vampire.
23:05 <Cepheid> Belt that provides a life steal nova at 30% chance on hit.
23:06 <Schism> "All I'm looking for is a little bit of information." "Information is the dearest coin, and it's imperative upon the provider to discern its denomination. Or, to put it otherwise: tell me what you want to know, and then I'll tell you what I want for it."
23:07 <Schism> "Wait. So you're asking me to drop a little bit of information into your hat..." "For the privilege."
23:07 <Schism> "Okay. We're done here. Let's go."
23:08 <Cepheid> I now have an on-attack proc assigned to a skill that is, itself, an on-attack proc.
23:09 <Cepheid> Causes a weird glowing eye to orbit me. Goes through enemies, deals damage, then gives 5% of it's damage to me in health.
23:09 <Cepheid> More blood for the vampire!
23:09 <Schism> Especially if you can get the enemies to line up for that.
23:10 <Schism> In a circle, naturally. Or an arc.
23:13 <Cepheid> I got like, five or six different nova effects now.
23:13 <Schism> "... wait. I've already given you a bit of information. Tell me the name of a person, relevant to my interests, which has stopped by of late." "Clever girl. That would be the Aldstvur family."
23:14 <Lumindia> h e c k
23:14 <Lumindia> confirmed case in my town
23:15 <Schism> Welcome to the new world, Lumin. Isn't a plague fun?
23:15 * Cepheid enters roguelike dungeon. Checks modifiers. "Ignited. All enemies are on fire and deal fire damage." *Looks at 80% fire resist* ...
23:16 <Schism> I'm imagining maniacal laughter now.
23:17 <Cepheid> Something like that.
23:18 <Cepheid> The other effect is -5% attack speed for the player, but gain a +20% boost to crit damage.
23:19 <Cepheid> Dang, killed in one of the treasure rooms. Ah well.
23:20 <Cepheid> Fun note. The local loblaws is only letting in 10 people at a time.
23:23 <Cepheid> That was... mildly distressing to see. Swarm of weak enemies comes towards me. Like, really weak. One of them hits me, the lifesteal nova fires. They all simply disappear into a red mist.
23:24 <Lumindia> haha
23:24 <Lumindia> nice
23:27 <Schism> It's whiskey time. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ETknFIDXgAIkkuz.jpg
23:27 <Cepheid> And yet *ANOTHER* on-attack proc! Class skill this time. 360 arc attack, does 100% of weapon damage, some piercing and bleeding damage, triggers at a rate of 12% at level 2.
23:27 <Cepheid> I swear, by the time I reach the final boss, I'm going to have so many procs I'll be able to just stand there and have the boss kill itself.
23:28 <Schism> There are worse ways to defeat an aRPG boss.
23:28 <Cepheid> 9 more levels, and I can start using legendary weapons. And finding them.
23:30 <Cepheid> Of course we all know that just means "I can find gear I can't use."
23:31 <Cepheid> That's like, the third piece of the Perdition set I've found.
23:37 <Cepheid> I feel like the DOOM Slayer. Only more vampiric, at this point.
23:42 <LunaNightwind> sorry got dragged away from the computer agai
23:44 <Finwe> o3o
23:46 <Cepheid> Huzzah, honored with Devil's Crossing. *Buys new amulet, some augments. Boosts damage output by nearly 600 DPS.*
23:49 <LunaNightwind> tomorrow i rip and tear some more
23:49 <LunaNightwind> these missions are sooooooo dang long in eternal
23:49 <Lumindia> yeah, they're a good deal longer than in '16
23:49 <Cepheid> Oooh, antibiotics.
23:50 <Lumindia> you're an antibiotic
23:50 <LunaNightwind> like i streamed for 3 hours today lumindia and got through like 2 missions i think
23:51 <LunaNightwind> i finished the one where you get dash
23:54 <Lumindia> most recent acquisition is the chaingun
23:54 * Cepheid goes to kill Ungoliant.
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