Log archive of EquestriaDaily for Thursday, 2020-03-19

00:00 <Cepheid> I can see it now.  *Goes to shake hand of someone.*  *That person promptly gets electrocuted, bursts into unholy flames, freezes solid, is drenched head-to-toe in water, slowed, and has a portion of his life force sucked out.*

00:00 <Cepheid> *All at once*

00:11 <Cepheid> I think I've reached a breaking point when ghost enemies are running away from me in fear.

00:14 <Cepheid> Another totem.  Clearly, nothing bad will happen if I bust yet another one of these.

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00:39 <ADragonDreaming> Stardew Valley (and Harvest Moon) have that constantly ticking time.

00:39 <Schism> When we return again, be sure to check The Queen of Sauce for Stir Fry.

00:40 <ADragonDreaming> The time limit is what does it. Gotta pack as much in in as short a thing as possible when there's a time limit.

00:40 * PrincessRainbows pokes Ali a bit for no reason and flops

00:40 <ADragonDreaming> It's not rational, it's just a thing that happens.

00:40 <ADragonDreaming> Like, I couldn't play Fallout 1.

00:40 <ADragonDreaming> because TIME LIMIT.

00:41 <PrincessRainbows> I love how the streets are mostly empty. like, you can go outside...

00:41 <Ali> I'm not too bothered by the time limit to be honest, but others are

00:41 <Schism> Even if it's not a time limit, the clock is ticking, Twilight, clock... is... TICKING...

00:41 <ADragonDreaming> yeah, I can only take so much of it, basically.

00:41 <PrincessRainbows> just not near others

00:41 <ADragonDreaming> I got as far as I did in my solo because mods.

00:41 <ADragonDreaming> there's a mod that lets you pause time and move around.

00:41 <Schism> There really is no time limit, but it -feels- like there is.

00:42 <ADragonDreaming> well and there's constantly that threat of "oh no I'm gonna get caught out at 2 am"

00:42 <Schism> Yah, tho that is comparatively minor.

00:42 <Schism> Sets back your work, etc.

00:43 <ADragonDreaming> anyway, without pause it seems I can only handle so much at a time.

00:44 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: My Little Pony Equestria Girls: Canterlot High: March Radness - 3 Page iTunes Preview  [ http://tinyurl.com/r9pkbq8 ]

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01:00 * PrincessRainbows flops around bored too

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01:24 <Schism> Ali: 'On the first year, it is always sunny on Spring 1, 2, and 4, and it always rains on Spring 3.'

01:25 * Ali nods and leans into Schism

01:26 <Schism> Also, remember to watch The Queen of Sauce every Sunday!  o3o;

01:30 * Ali nods and hugs the Schism

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02:04 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Nightly Discussion #2061 [ http://tinyurl.com/re3dw5x ]

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03:04 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Makenshi: Pony Meditation Music: Koron Korak - Meditation with Fluttershy and Zecora [Didgeridoo] [ http://tinyurl.com/w93hbtp ]

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03:41 * PrincessRainbows flops on Jackie and yawns a bit

03:48 * Jackie nuzzles PrincessRainbows

03:50 * PrincessRainbows grabs her plushie and pacifier then curls up. Nini

04:10 * Golden just got to level 20 in DQ1

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05:12 <Golden> Hn

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06:15 <Finwe> Good morning, my little pastel-coloured ungulates with an odd number of toes per hoof.

06:15 * Ali blehs all over Finwe

06:16 <Finwe> Mlles Ali, DashedRainbows, Surreal_Nightmares; Messrs Cepheid, Golden, Lumindia, PinkieShy and Schism.

06:16 * Finwe doffs his hat.

06:16 <Ali> Everything has shut down

06:16 <Ali> Malls, eateries, you name it

06:17 <Ali> I have no staff, nowhere to go, and can't even vollunter at the place I signed up for

06:17 <Ali> This self imposed isolation and with the pony community basically gone, is going to crush me.

06:17 * Ali leans into the Finwe heavily.

06:17 <Finwe> If you have a staff, I will give it to you. If you have no staff, I will take it away from you.

06:18 * Finwe tightly patpathugs the Ali.

06:18 <Finwe> It's going to be alright.

06:18 <Golden> I hath beaten DQ1

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06:20 <Ali> Finwe, staff in my meaning is a person who comes in and checks on me and helps me with stupid simple things that I find hard to deal with.

06:20 <Ali> Without one, well, things go south.

06:22 <Finwe> I think that the staff in Basho's Staff was either a physical staff or some weird Zen thing.

06:22 <Finwe> https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Gateless_Gate/Basho%27s_Staff

06:22 <Finwe> 'Basho said to his disciple: "When you have a staff, I will give it to you. If you have no staff, I will take it away from you." '

06:25 <Finwe> And also, "The staff supports the heavens and makes firm the earth."

06:27 <Finwe> My university will open next time on Monday 13th of April. Meanwhile, I have to stay home, unless I have some compelling reason, which I don't have, because mathematicians do not have research equipment to attend to.

06:30 * Ali flops into Finwe and hugs more.

06:32 <Finwe> The health centre is open, so I should get the BCC sensors and capillary needles I need.

06:33 <Finwe> But all gatherings of more than ten people are banned, and all libraries, museums and sports facilities are closed.

06:34 <Ali> Eeyup, they called off FNM here as well

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06:37 <ConfusionRift> Hello everypony.

06:38 * Ali flops over ConfusionRift

06:38 <Finwe> Lt Cdr CoronaRift.

06:38 <Finwe> o7

06:38 * ConfusionRift sighs.

06:39 <ConfusionRift> RAdm. Finwe. (salutes)

06:39 * Ali flops about by ConfusionRift

06:40 <ConfusionRift> Wait... they moved Doom to the 19th?

06:40 * ConfusionRift patpats Ali. :P

06:41 <Finwe> Oh well, it's a sunny morning. I can go out for a walk as long as I am not accompanied by ten people or loiter needlessly in public,

06:41 <Ali> Like everything has been postponed

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06:44 <Finwe> I spent yeasterday cleaning my home and playing Dragon Age II.

06:44 * Ali drags Finwe and ConfusionRift together for snugs

06:44 <ConfusionRift> Not saying this is absolute, but they might make an announcement soon, so don't be surprised if it happens. Wal-Mart's closing hours are going to change again, from 6am-11pm to 7am-8pm.

06:45 <Ali> ConfusionRift, some cities here enacted basically a Lvl 3 Snow Emergency

06:46 <ConfusionRift> Yeah, I don't think that's happening here. They don't care. Then again, people here don't care anyways. (flops)

06:47 <Ali> That means non essential travel is banned

06:48 <ConfusionRift> Again, roads here are still very much active.

06:49 <Ali> I don't know anything since Friday

06:50 * ConfusionRift flops.

06:50 <Ali> My Friday event has now been canned, Thursday's thing it gone

06:50 <Ali> Monday's is pretty well destoryed since there'd be nowhere to go

06:50 <Ali> This is basically the opposite of what my plan for living is

06:50 <Golden> Hm

06:50 <Ali> I'm supposed to try and be social

06:51 <ConfusionRift> All I know is that ALL events in confined areas or establishments are postponed or canceled.

06:51 <Ali> But I can't cause of the damn virus, but I'm not gonna risk things by going out and being stupid

06:51 <Ali> Just a lockdown is the last thing I needed.

06:52 <ConfusionRift> Well... there's a reason why we ran out of ethernet cables.

06:52 <Ali> And with 95% of the people I used ot stay in contact on here are gone.

06:52 <Ali> I'm down to maybe 10 or so people and I'm probably getting on their nerves already.

06:52 * ConfusionRift huggles Ali. 0_0

06:53 * Ali nuzzles upon ConfusionRift

06:58 <ConfusionRift> I'm just... it's getting out of hand real fast.

06:59 <Ali> Well it doesn't help that its being shoved in your face everywhere you seem to turn

07:00 * Ali flops over, could use something to do but based on how Factorio went last night, thinks its best not to make ConfusionRift play that again.

07:01 <ConfusionRift> I wouldn't mind jumping in. I'm off and have nothing to do.

07:01 <Ali> Just I don't want you to feel like your just treading water or something

07:02 <ConfusionRift> It's cooh. :P

07:02 <Ali> Cause it seemed like you were really out of it.

07:02 <Ali> ALso game is now .13 so you'll have to update if its not automatic

07:03 <ConfusionRift> I just... didn't know what to do. And was kinda doing very little. You already had things under control. I was still planning things.

07:05 <Ali> There's still a lot to do that's for sure

07:05 <ConfusionRift> Yep.

07:06 <Ali> I'm in game if you want to kill time

07:07 <Finwe> And with time dead, where shall we be?

07:07 <Ali> In the same wormhole we're in now.

07:07 <Finwe> o3o

07:11 <ConfusionRift> I think Canadia is falling...

07:12 <Ali> Yeah you're lagging something fierce

07:12 <ConfusionRift> I can barely move.

07:13 <ConfusionRift> I'm gonna do a quick reset on my side. Hopefully all goes well. Or... gimme a minute. Be right back.

07:13 * Ali hugs ConfusionRift

07:13 <ConfusionRift> ...the game crashed.

07:14 <ConfusionRift> Yeah. Gonna do a quick reset. be right back!

07:14 <ConfusionRift> Oh wait...

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07:15 <ConfusionRift> Let's try again.

07:15 * Finwe noms on ConfusionRift's copy of Factorio.

07:19 <Golden> Hm?

07:33 * Finwe hats on Golden.

07:33 <Golden> Hey

07:38 <Finwe> How fare you?

08:13 * Finwe boops Ali, ConfusionRift and Schism with a free copy of GOAT OF DUTY on Steam.

08:13 <ConfusionRift> Oooh.

08:16 * Ali doesn't like the sound of that game

08:16 <Finwe> I haven't tested it yet, but it never hurts to have it in your library for free.

08:16 <Finwe> It's obviously like Call of Duty, but with goats as player figures.

08:20 * ConfusionRift adds it, why not.

08:23 * Ali doesn't like Call of Duty

08:56 * Finwe noms on Ali's tail.

08:56 * Ali squeaks

08:56 * Finwe applies can of oil to Ali.

09:36 <Schism> Hum.  Nexon shut down Maple Story 2.

09:52 <ConfusionRift> Ooooh. Poopie.

09:52 <Schism> Or, rather, will be, in May.  Alas, poor game.

09:52 * Schism preps for work.

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10:56 * PrincessRainbows looks up at ConfusionRift with teary eyes and makes grabby hooves

10:56 * ConfusionRift pets PrincessRainbows.

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10:57 * PrincessRainbows clutches her plushie and flops

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11:03 * PrincessRainbows whimpers and curls back up to sleep

11:04 * ConfusionRift grabbies PrincessRainbows, lightly pats, then lets them sleepies.

11:04 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Morning Discussion #1876 [ http://tinyurl.com/vs22a8d ]

11:12 * Cepheid awakens coughing.

11:13 <Cepheid> Cough seems to finally be getting better.

11:21 <ConfusionRift> Huzzah! And hallo. :P

11:22 <Cepheid> https://i.imgur.com/KOzZljX.jpg

11:23 <Cepheid> Most Canadian thing ever.  That microphone is taped to a hockey stick.

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11:35 <Finwe> Good afternoon, my little ponies.

11:36 * Finwe returns from his promenade.

11:44 <Cepheid> Morning.

11:47 * Ali yawns loudly, unicorn should be asleeps

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11:48 * ConfusionRift looks at the time.

11:48 <ConfusionRift> 0_0;

11:48 <ConfusionRift> Being playing for a while.

11:55 * Cepheid does more stuff to try and beat this cough.

11:56 * Cepheid loads up Grim Dawn. Notices some stuff in his inventory, in particular a pair of pants. They are an actual upgrade, for a change.

11:57 <Cepheid> Biggest gamechanger is the +20% to ALL ELEMENTAL RESISTANCES.

11:58 <ConfusionRift> The Pants of Glory!

12:00 <Cepheid> Hum, how does armor rating work, anyways?  Never really fully understood it, as armor effectiveness is actually split between 3 things.

12:00 <Cepheid> Chance to hit that area, armor rating, and damage absorption.

12:02 <Cepheid> I see.

12:03 <Cepheid> First step is a subtraction.  Damage - Armor Rating.  So if you have 50 armor, take 100 damage, the base damage is 50.  The rest is affected by armor absorption.  If you have armor absorption of 70%, you'll take 30% of the remainder.

12:03 <Cepheid> So 30% of 50 is 15, so you take 65 damage.

12:04 <Cepheid> That said, having greater armor rating than the incoming damage doesn't mean 0 damage.

12:04 <Cepheid> It just means that the base damage is 0.

12:04 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Comic: Lessons Learned / Next Generation 13 / The Darkness 5-6 / AoS 5.8 / Signing Off 27 [ http://tinyurl.com/vv9s8zy ]

12:05 <Cepheid> And that the amount of absorption damage is based on the total amount.

12:05 <Cepheid> Thus, at 70% absorption, I take 30 damage.

12:06 <Cepheid> Effectively, this means that higher armor rating and absorption combined are most effective.

12:08 <Cepheid> Hum, I wonder if I can stack Empowered Impaling Weapons.

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12:09 <Cepheid> ... Are you kidding me?  I can?

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12:12 <ConfusionRift> Can I triple wield? | "No. There's no such thing." | I'm sure I can, somehow. | "No, you can't! It makes no sense." | (triple wields) Will you look at that. | "HOW?!" | (puts the other blade in his mouth, and brows) | "Really? Guh."

12:14 <Cepheid> In Etrian Odyssey 5, there's a class that can quadruple-wield.

12:14 <ConfusionRift> Hehehe. :P

12:14 <ConfusionRift> Either four arms, or a weapons master.

12:15 <Cepheid> Katanas, one for each hand, then two strapped to the legs.

12:15 <Cepheid> The class is called Blade Dancer.

12:15 <ConfusionRift> Ooooh.

12:16 <Cepheid> Catch is, for each Katana equipped, that's one less piece of armor you can wear.

12:16 <Cepheid> So it's a tradeoff.  Deal insane damage, take insane damage.

12:17 * Cepheid checks to see if the Reaper's Touch has leveled variants.

12:17 <Cepheid> Appears it does.  But it requires level 75, and a blueprint.

12:18 <Cepheid> https://www.grimtools.com/db/items/1875 I'm level 32, and I'm still using this thing.

12:19 <Cepheid> The reason it remains viable is that 33% weapon damage effect on it's on-attack proc.

12:20 <Cepheid> That damage goes up as my stats increase, because main hand damage is a combination of stats, level, and weapon.

12:20 <Cepheid> Right now, even though the weapon by itself does 38-58 damage, the main hand damage is high enough that 33% translates to 181-204.

12:20 <Cepheid> And it's an area of effect proc.  And the 25% attack damage converted to health means I receive a *LOT* of health.

12:24 <Cepheid> My character is covered in so many different on-* procs it's ridiculous.  And the health regen and health drain effects are maddening.

12:24 <Cepheid> I sometimes see my character drop 1000 health, only for it to jump back up to full health half a second later.

12:29 <Cepheid> The RNG is gracing me with nice weapon drops.

12:29 <Cepheid> I'm scared, ConfusionRift.

12:29 <ConfusionRift> 0_0;

12:30 <Cepheid> I also got a nice boot drop.

12:30 <ConfusionRift> Take what you can, and say "Thank you, RNGesus".

12:30 <ConfusionRift> :P

12:32 <Cepheid> Devs added a bunch of new loot pinata stuff.

12:33 <Cepheid> In particular, these things called Totems.  Added in 1.1.6, they spawn a bunch of monsters, but when you kill them all, the totem drops something like 10-15 Rare items, and at least 1 Epic item.

12:34 <Cepheid> And they're friggen everywhere.

12:34 <Cepheid> I imagine once I hit level 50, they'll start dropping legendary items.

12:35 <Cepheid> For reasons unknown, the devs level-gated legendary items.  You won't see them until level 50 at a minimum, so..

12:35 * Cepheid has 18 more levels until that point.

12:40 <Cepheid> Mmm, dynamite chest.

12:43 <Cepheid> Boss arena time!

12:43 <Cepheid> I am not impressed.

12:44 <Cepheid> I tanked the damage.  All of it.  Even the draining effect that does percentage drains of 20-30% of your health every time it ticks.

12:44 * ConfusionRift watches this runner play Super Hydlide. "Urgh... my anxiety..."

12:44 <ConfusionRift> I'm starting to feel this game is gonna be like Diablo.

12:45 <ConfusionRift> Kind of a pain at the start, and then you start destroying EVERYTHING towards the middle point.

12:45 <Cepheid> Which game?  Super Hydlide or the game I'm playing?

12:46 <ConfusionRift> The game you're playing.

12:46 <ConfusionRift> Super Hydlide is an absolute mess.

12:46 <ConfusionRift> I mean, such a great game.

12:46 <Cepheid> Heh.

12:47 <Cepheid> This game...  Mmm....

12:47 <Cepheid> To be honest, it's a mixed bag in terms of difficulty.

12:47 <Cepheid> It depends on playstyle, and how you work.  Right now?

12:47 <Cepheid> If I were to be hit by mostly... hmm..

12:47 <Cepheid> Aether, Bleeding or Chaos attacks, I'd die.

12:48 <Cepheid> Those resistances are my lowest, and when you're in areas where such attacks are common, they are *REALLY* common.

12:48 <Cepheid> They also do nothing against certain attacks of those elements, because the devs decided that it'd be better to have straight damage that ignores resistances.

12:49 <Cepheid> I asked them why they did it one time, the lore explanation is that the relevant attacks and fields are beyond the abilities of resistances from equipment.

12:50 <Cepheid> That last boss I killed was mostly elemental damage.  I have 80% resist in all 3 elemental resistances.  Maximum I can get, right now.  I also have insane health regen because I'm stacking health regen and health drain out the wazoo.

12:50 <Cepheid> If I were to take enough hits from an element I'm weak to in a sort amount of time, it'd murder me.  Also, see attacks strong enough to kill me in one hit, or two hits.

12:52 <Cepheid> There's also these.  Challenge bosses.  Here, lemme get a quick video to show.

12:56 * Cepheid waits for Youtube to finish it's work.

12:59 <Cepheid> !link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZMf0_teWDE&feature=youtu.be ConfusionRift.

12:59 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

12:59 <Cepheid> This is a challenge boss monster you can find relatively early-on.  He's in a hidden cave that changes it's spawn location each run.  I'm playing on Veteran Difficulty(Starter "higher" difficulty) which causes monsters to be a bit stronger than normal.

13:00 <Cepheid> As you can see, his level is 39.  I'm level 33.

13:01 <ConfusionRift> Yeah... that thing...

13:01 <Cepheid> I can kill him, but it takes effort, dodging and practice.

13:01 <Cepheid> There are a number of bosses like that throughout the game.  They drop incredible rewards, for fighting them.  But many of them are insanely difficult.

13:02 <Cepheid> And there is one boss that is actually described as the Avatar of a God.

13:02 <ConfusionRift> "Okay, getting this under control. I got this. I go-" (bap, dead) "...nope."

13:02 <Cepheid> You can antagonize him by asking him probing questions like why he let the Grim Dawn happen, where he's been, and so on.

13:02 <Cepheid> And if you push him hard enough, he'll attack you.

13:02 <Cepheid> Most encounters go about as well as you'd expect.

13:03 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Grim Dawn, Gutworm overwhelming me.

13:04 <Cepheid> Turns out, fighting a god is a bad idea.

13:04 <Cepheid> You can kill him, though.

13:07 <Cepheid> I wonder if I'll ever be able to punch one of the Witch Gods in the face.

13:07 <Cepheid> They're referenced everywhere, you run into their cultists everywhere.

13:07 <Cepheid> But you never actually "deal" with them except in rare situations where you receive a boon from them.

13:30 <Cepheid> Heh.

13:30 <Cepheid> My sister's job is currently shut down due to the virus, and because she lives in a remote area..

13:30 <Cepheid> She ordered a bunch of candy to be sent up to her.

13:30 <Cepheid> Her plan is smoking pot, eating candy, and watching movies.

13:31 <ConfusionRift> Basically what everyone who's not working is doing. (shrugs)

13:34 <Cepheid> Yeah, well, in her case it's even more of a "What else can I do?" situation.

13:34 <Cepheid> She's in a remote region.

13:34 <Cepheid> There's nothing up there to do.  Even if she could go out.

13:34 <ConfusionRift> Oh.

13:37 <Cepheid> There "clinic" is just a pharmacy with a pharmacist that does double duty as a dispenser and a doctor.

13:39 <Cepheid> Man, DC is really starting to lose it in his latest randomizer run.

13:40 <ConfusionRift> Oh nooes.

13:42 <Cepheid> He's doing a randomizer run that randomizes connections between fields.

13:42 <Cepheid> So on top of all the items being randomized, the various connections are randomized too, which makes navigation tricky.

13:43 * ConfusionRift checks. "Ooooh. That suuuucks."

13:43 <ConfusionRift> He got failsafe'd out, and then got booted to the mausoleum on load. With garbage apps, and the keyblade.

13:46 <ConfusionRift> Randomized connections is always a pain.

13:48 <ConfusionRift> Usual or possible strategies are out the window, unless you map the whole place.

13:49 <ConfusionRift> Guh, and there are separate sections, which are also broken up. Pffftttt.

13:49 <ConfusionRift> I see music is also random.

13:51 <Lumindia> h e c k

13:59 <ConfusionRift> Oh... he got it good... but ain't gonna last long, for sure.

13:59 * ConfusionRift gasps at Lumindia.

14:05 <Cepheid> He's doing surprisingly well.

14:06 <Cepheid> But he's starting to get a little confused.

14:07 <ConfusionRift> The problem with a good start is that you're getting these early, making the later points drag as the item pool gets smaller. And he'll eventually have to deal with the trap. :P

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14:09 <ConfusionRift> So... the gate of guidance entrance to the spring leads to the graveyard... and so does the front entrance, which is kinda confusing already.

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14:13 <ConfusionRift> And that leads to the tower of the goddess... and to the chamber gate to the temple of the sun... dead end. Yeah, this would melt my brain.

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14:15 <ConfusionRift> Good Game Done Average. :P

14:16 <ConfusionRift> "Would you like to buy something?" | (sees nothing but weights) Nah. Is good. Thanks.

14:18 <ConfusionRift> The heck is this music?

14:19 * ConfusionRift hears the Flintstones riff. "Aaah, a good ol' japes song."

14:23 * ConfusionRift watches him get ejected into the corridor. "Hah!"

14:25 <ConfusionRift> Of course, the flail whip. Just sitting there... in a box... with nothing to worry about.

14:27 <ConfusionRift> Interesting. The rising dragon from the corridor is inactive the whole time. So it just waits for the key trigger for it to show on screen, but it's always rendered.

14:37 <ConfusionRift> Sleep time...

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14:48 <Cepheid> ...

14:48 <Cepheid> Well ****.

14:48 <Cepheid> My mother has cold-like symptoms and a fever.

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15:35 <ADragonDreaming> that's not good. Probably best to get her tested

15:53 <Cepheid> She's intending to wait a bit. =.=;

15:53 <Cepheid> That said, she plans to stay away from me as a result.

15:54 <Cepheid> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ETe6_kuXsAMeveE?format=png&name=4096x4096 I'm not 100% certain that this is correct, but this is what I've seen of Mr. Crab's Randomizer Run.

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16:10 <Cepheid> The biggest problem I have with my parents is that they're going to be ****ing stupid with this.

16:10 <Cepheid> They don't like hospitals.

16:10 <Cepheid> So they'll make up excuses to avoid doing anything involving clinics, doctors, hospitals and the like.

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16:43 <Cepheid> Won't lie, I'm also admittedly a tad biased against my parents because of past incidents.  I still have the heatstroke incident stuck in my memories.

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16:51 <Cepheid> ... That's a new totem type.

16:51 <Cepheid> Ancient Savage Totem.  It glows yellow instead of the usual green.

16:59 <Cepheid> I like how that character is implied to be something more than he is.  It's just never really explained how and why.  And it's shown time and time again.

17:04 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Makenshi: Night Music: Nicolas Dominique - Beauty of the Night [Chillout] [ http://tinyurl.com/vlka4mz ]

17:10 <ADragonDreaming> which character?

17:21 <Cepheid> Mind spoilers for Grim Dawn at all?

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17:33 <Cepheid> Basically, the short version is that the character tries to pass himself off as just a normal individual.  However, people around him regularly comment about things, like how his combat skills are far beyond any man or woman of his age, and that he tells stories about the far past in ways that imply he was an eyewitness to events in said stories.

17:34 <Cepheid> Numerous other characters also make comments about him being "legendary" among other things, including considering it a great tragedy were he to be lost, even though the people saying such things would NORMALLY BE TARGETS FOR HIM TO KILL.

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17:37 <Cepheid> He's also, at one point, shown to be as powerful as the player, or more powerful.

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17:50 <Cepheid> So on attacking me, enemies now have the risk of being hit by... Eldritch Fire, Spike(Retaliation) Damage, Lightning, or Static Electricity.  Approaching me nets you slower movement, attacks, and reduced chance of hitting me.  When I attack..

17:52 <Cepheid> I hit enemies with two stacks of piercing damage, a chance to drain their life, a second chance to drain their life, more lightning, a third chance to drain life, a 1-in-3 chance of a severe concussion, and gobs of various elemental damage.

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18:24 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Social Distancing [ http://tinyurl.com/yx7hu4w3 ]

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18:59 * Cepheid looks at the item on the ground. Looks at the item in off-hand. "... It's... identical."

19:02 <Cepheid> A spider queen called Ungoliax the Gloomweaver.  Really.

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19:03 <Cepheid> http://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Ungoliant Ungoliant the Unlight.

19:07 <Finwe> Morgoth's spider queen.

19:08 * Cepheid kills Shelleb, The Darkness.

19:09 <Finwe> Shelob. o3o

19:09 <Finwe> Lt Pony|61909.

19:10 <Finwe> o7

19:14 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Last Call for Starlight Glimmer Day Submissions!  [ http://tinyurl.com/wrg3ht2 ]

19:20 <Cepheid> Anyways, I'ma take a bit of time to take a nap.  When I return, I'll be starting on Stardew Valley.

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19:24 *** ChanServ sets mode: +qo Ali Ali

19:24 * Pony|61909 boops Finwe.

19:25 * Ali boops the unidentified pony

19:25 * Pony|61909 sneezes.

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20:01 * Surreal_Nightmares sneezie!

20:01 *** Surreal_Nightmares is now known as Filly_Nightmares

20:04 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Makenshi: Brownie Track: Blackened Blue - Maybe (feat. MC-Arch) [Rap Rock] [ http://tinyurl.com/sctur6q ]

20:10 <Finwe> Mlles Ali and Filly_Nightmares.

20:10 * Finwe doffs his hat.

20:10 * Ali licks Finwe nosie

20:11 * Finwe scrunchymuzzles at Ali.

20:13 *** Pony|61909 is now known as ThatAnonPony

20:14 * Ali boops ThatAnonPony, not much of a difference between unidentified and anon :P

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20:20 * Filly_Nightmares sneezies at Ali

20:22 * Ali hankies Filly_Nightmares and gives mango

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20:33 * ThatAnonPony snugs Ali.

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20:40 <Starlight_Glimmer> Good evening

20:41 * ThatAnonPony waves.

20:41 <Starlight_Glimmer> Panic is going around faster than the virus itself. :(

20:42 <Starlight_Glimmer> People get really touchy - sorry for the pun - too

20:43 <Starlight_Glimmer> Still no toiletpaper, but hey since mares don't poop!

20:47 <Finwe> Mr Starlight_Glimmer.

20:47 * Finwe doffs his hat.

20:48 <Finwe> I've heard that the Wurst Käse scenario is that GERMans start hoarding sausages and cheese.

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20:49 * Cepheid wakes up. Sees the puns. "Eff this." Goes back to bed.

20:49 <Finwe> !twilight time

20:49 <DerpyBot> It's not Twilight time right now, silly!

20:49 <Finwe> !starlight time

20:49 <Finwe> Starlight time! Starlight time!

20:49 * Finwe bounces around in front of Starlight_Glimmer.

20:50 <Starlight_Glimmer> GERMans oh wow that was is good

20:50 <Starlight_Glimmer> How did I never realize? xD

20:50 * Starlight_Glimmer cuddles their Finwe

20:50 * Finwe snuggles a Starlight_Glimmer.

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20:52 <Finwe> All this fuzz because some Chinese had to eat bat soup or roasted pangolin or whatever.

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20:59 <Schism> It's interesting to see that Neversoft's former lead developer, Mick West, is now a conspiracy theorist debunker.

21:01 <Finwe> Mr Schism.

21:01 * Finwe doffs his hat.

21:02 <Schism> rAdm. Finwe.

21:02 * Schism doffs his boozahol.

21:04 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto:  Drawfriend Stuff (Pony Art Gallery) #3284 [ http://tinyurl.com/v57otux ]

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21:06 * Cepheid tries to doff, but just ends up coughing, hacking and wheezing.

21:13 <Cepheid> Every day.  Wake up, drink water cause dry mouth and throat.  Eat breakfast.  Coffee.  Meds.  Cough syrup.  Wait 15 minutes, hot lemon.  Brush teeth, mouthwash, salt gargle.  Asthma meds.  Few hours later, asthma meds, more cough syrup.  Few hours later, repeat.  Then lay down, still wheezing, still coughing up unspeakable things, still wanting to jam a knife into my chest to scratch at my trachea.  Drug myself to extreme levels to

21:15 <Cepheid> Gods damn it.  Just friggen develop into bronchitis, pneumonia, COVID-19, influenza or whatever it is already, knock me out for a week, then let me bloody [REDACTED] recover already so I can work again, breathe, sleep, and play games with friends.  I'm intentionally avoiding the last one because I'm in such a foul blasted mood now because of exhaustion that I just want to be left alone to my own devices.

21:17 <Cepheid> I must want to either vent in the most isolated manner right now, which is through games by myself, or lay down in bed because I develop a temporary fever which leaves my head boiling, sweating, and itchy all over.

21:19 <Cepheid> https://i.imgur.com/ky9ty9s.gifv Okay.  Got it out of my system for the time being.

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21:24 <Golden> Hm

21:25 <Golden> It's snowing for me

21:26 <Schism> Looks like we'll be getting some rain throughout tomorrow, with a high of 16.

21:26 <Schism> Dropping swiftly to -8.

21:29 <Cepheid> I'm drugging myself and getting some danged sleep before I rip someone's head off.

21:29 * Schism nods, and passes Cepheid a burrito, as food in oneself helps with slumber.

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21:33 <Cepheid> It'd help if I didn't wake up with crackling, bubbling and popping in my chest too ever 3 hours of sleep.

21:37 <PinkieShy> I'm coughing less today :) I cranked up my air purifier and even used a dust mask outside to protect myself from pollen and all good signs :3

21:40 <Cepheid> Good to hear.  Stay safe and take care of yourself.

22:06 * Filly_Nightmares yawnskrees and curls up wif Ali

22:23 * Ali flops over the Schism

22:27 * PinkieShy face hooves

22:28 <PinkieShy> Gamestop apparently has news saying they are staying open as they said they are 'essential retail'.. uhh..

22:28 <Ali> Video games be essential now

22:29 <PinkieShy> They are far from it honestly.

22:29 <Ali> Well what else are you going to do with your time?

22:29 * Ali snugs PinkieShy though.

22:29 <PinkieShy> There is TV..

22:29 <Ali> I just watched Tv, god I got fidgety for some reason.

22:33 <Schism> Death, death, birth...

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22:47 <Lumindia> I mean, a weak arguement can be made for entertainment

22:47 <Lumindia> and how video games help us keep our minds off of how fricked things are

22:50 <Schism> Yay, cleanest kill of Tiamat I've yet had.

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22:50 <Lunanightwind> Hi

22:51 * Ali flops over Lunanightwind

22:51 <Lunanightwind> Hi ali

22:52 * ThatAnonPony flops on the now unflopped Schism.

22:53 <Lunanightwind> Whats up

22:54 <Ali> Not me...

22:54 <Lunanightwind> Awww

22:55 <Lunanightwind> Brb computer swap

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22:58 <LunaNightwindLaptop> you just tired ali?

22:59 <Ali> No, just this forced social isolation is hurting me more than anything

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23:03 <LunaNightwindLaptop> ahhhh

23:03 <LunaNightwindLaptop> yeah i can understand how some might be taking it rough

23:03 <LunaNightwindLaptop> for me its just another thursday

23:03 <LunaNightwindLaptop> im kinda trying to get my gameface on since there is a straight line of games im gonna be streaming over the next 20+ days

23:04 <LunaNightwindLaptop> like 1 leading into another

23:05 <LunaNightwindLaptop> Doom eternal comes tomorrow, doom 64 is immediately after, then RE3 is 4/3 then if i get it FF7, then spongebob is early may

23:05 <LunaNightwindLaptop> so im gonna be exhausting myself with that

23:05 * Lumindia hugs Ali tight

23:05 <Lumindia> :<

23:05 <Lumindia> At least you still have us

23:10 <Schism> And there goes Mother.

23:16 <Schism> There, clear.

23:18 <Schism> That was a good seed.

23:20 * Ali nibbles on the Schism

23:20 <Schism> Clear time: 5:06:04.

23:20 * Schism boops the Ali.

23:22 <LunaNightwindLaptop> i have tried to come in here a few times before today but i was on some bad medication for a while and was super sad and i didnt wanna be that person on these chats again so im sorry i disappeared for so long ive missed you all

23:23 * Schism hugs the LunaNightwind.

23:23 * LunaNightwindLaptop hugs back

23:24 <LunaNightwindLaptop> been on a new med for about a week and a half and i wanted to make sure it was really working before i came back but i have been doing a lot better with it so yeah i decided to come back

23:24 <Cepheid> I should plan a vanilla run and see what kind of time I can manage, Schism.

23:25 <Schism> Pathing on vanilla is a bit more roundabout, particularly when it comes to the mantras, but I can see that working.  And at least you don't have to wait forever and a day for a hand scanner.

23:27 <Schism> Hah, Stephen's mugging for the camera, so to speak.  Self-isolation of a sort.  https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ETb4Iz8XgAA_OKm

23:28 <Schism> Er, https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ETb4Iz8XgAA_OKm?format=jpg&name=large

23:28 <LunaNightwindLaptop> i am so disappointed in the new animal crossing :-(

23:28 <Cepheid> Oh.  Schism.  Did you see the first revision of my abomination today?

23:29 <Schism> Not yet.

23:29 <Cepheid> https://twitter.com/LuminousOcean/status/1240665844268621826?s=19

23:30 <Cepheid> It's a map of DCs current run.

23:30 <Schism> Hah!

23:31 * Ali lays on the Schism and blargs

23:31 <Cepheid> It is an absolute disaster.

23:31 <Cepheid> Also I see a mistake.  But then again, not shocked.

23:32 * Schism puts a pancake on Ali's head. Ishn't really feeling like anything SV tonight.

23:32 <Ali> Nobody does *flop*

23:33 * Schism does the flop too. *flop*

23:38 <Cepheid> !link https://youtu.be/d2CTVqt2wxU

23:38 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about Ozzy the Weasel in: No Gaming For You

23:39 <LunaNightwindLaptop> SV?

23:40 <Schism> Stardew Valley.

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