Log archive of EquestriaDaily for Tuesday, 2020-07-21

00:00 <Cepheid> What're you doing in the roof?

00:02 <LibrarianofHope> blorbing

00:02 <LibrarianofHope> someone has to

00:02 <LibrarianofHope> last time no one blorbed the roof got a hole

00:07 <Cepheid> Fair enough.

00:11 <Schism> Darnit, brain.  Inasmuch as it's a nice idea to be enveloped in someone's arms, I'm in the middle of work, stop making me want snugs.

00:20 <Cepheid> Heh.

00:22 <Cepheid> So...  Smooth...!

00:30 <Nedemai> knocking shingles and nails onto the driveway

00:30 <Nedemai> thats what

00:31 <Nedemai> I had to sweep up a mess earlier, it was fun

00:47 * Lumindia pulls Schism into a big hug!

00:47 <Lumindia> o vo

00:48 * Cepheid hugs as well!

01:08 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: My Little Pony Speedpaint Compilation #143 [ http://tinyurl.com/y488yskb ]

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02:08 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Nightly Discussion #2227 [ http://tinyurl.com/y6p6tvxf ]

02:21 * Lumindia yawns, curls into a ball

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02:49 <Schism> brain...

02:50 * Schism sighs, and slips off to Shoppers. "Clearly I need something."

02:52 <Schism> "Stop writing characters who are so relentlessly cute." "No."  :<

03:11 <Ali> But I'm at least not cute

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04:12 <Golden> Hi everybody!

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04:35 * Ali wavies and flops Schism onto Golden, and then over both

04:37 <Golden> Hoi

04:45 * PrincessRainbows licks Ali and makes upset filly noises

04:46 * Ali huggles PrincessRainbows and also makes upset mare noises.

04:49 * PrincessRainbows pouts and snuggles with Ali

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05:01 *** ChanServ sets mode: +o ConfusionRift

05:01 <ConfusionRift> Hello everypony.

05:07 * Ali huggles the ConfusionRift

05:08 * ConfusionRift huggles Ali back.

05:15 * PrincessRainbows grabs her pacifier and plushie to hug ConfusionRift so tight

05:17 * ConfusionRift patpats PrincessRainbows. :P

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07:28 <Schism> Cepheid: Man, SaturnDeer is a _jerk._

07:28 <Schism> Well, 'wow', not 'man'.  ^^;

07:42 * Ali flops over the Schism

07:47 <Ali> Schism, how well do you know OoT?

07:47 * Ali also boops ConfusionRift the same question

07:48 <ConfusionRift> As in Ocarina of Time?

07:48 <Ali> Yes

07:48 <ConfusionRift> What you need help with?

07:48 <Schism> Sadly, not as well as you do.

07:48 <Ali> Oh its not help, just this poor guy's luck with the rando

07:48 <Ali> So you know what deep fire means?

07:49 <ConfusionRift> Ooooh. Yeah, the randomizer is a whole new beast on its own. Deep fire... hmmm. Not sure what's the context.

07:50 <Ali> Deep fire refers to having to go all the way up to hammer chest for an important item

07:50 <Ali> In the fire temple of course

07:51 <Ali> So the seed rolls Ruto's Letter on hammer chest

07:51 <Ali> But to get to it, people had early bombchus

07:51 <Ali> So this one poor guy

07:52 <Ali> Gets all the way up to the top, and there's the fake door that leads to a bombable wall right before the flaredancer fight

07:52 <Schism> ... and out of bombchus?  <<;

07:52 <Ali> Yes, but they have the hammer

07:52 <Ali> So you can kill the fake door and get this

07:52 <Ali> The logic set for the door is also a flag for the wall

07:53 <Ali> So if the area is reloaded after the door is destroyed, the wall will disappear.

07:53 <Schism> Oh, huh.

07:53 <Ali> So the guy left fire temple but didn't check out what's called highest goron check

07:53 <ConfusionRift> Because they run on the same flag, which got triggered after breaking the door. Huh.

07:53 <Ali> He had song of time so he could move the block down and hit the rusted switch

07:54 <Ali> Guess what that goron had

07:54 <ConfusionRift> Bombumachus?

07:54 <Ali> Bomb Bag

07:55 <ConfusionRift> Of course.

07:55 <Ali> Oh it gets worse

07:55 <Ali> He comes back later after getting bombs from another location

07:55 <Ali> Finds the bomb bag and flips

07:55 <Ali> then goes to the door and pulls out a bomb to blow up the fake wall, has another WTF moment as the wall is missing

07:55 <Schism> Bahahaha.

07:56 <Ali> Oh Schism it gets far worse for the guy

07:56 <ConfusionRift> Yeah, sounds like a randomizer run to me. :P

07:56 <Ali> You see, everyone hates fire temple

07:56 <Ali> What's worse than dealing with deep fire?

07:56 <Schism> That's horrible, and yet... that's the best part of seeing randomizer streams, is watching people _flip out_.  Like when DC did his LTTP randomizer stream, and got that boss of Turtle Rock not fewer than 4 times.

07:56 <Ali> Dealing with Volvagia

07:56 <Ali> Cause here's the irony

07:57 <Ali> Volvagia was hording the Boomerang

07:57 <Schism> Or when he got the Big Key to the Temple of Darkness _right there_ and just started crying.

07:57 <Schism> Oh boy.  X3

07:57 <Ali> And Jabu was required to beat the game

07:57 * PrincessRainbows boops Ali with her pacifier and clutches curls up for sleepies. Nini

07:57 <ConfusionRift> Is it the run by... Green California?

07:57 <Ali> So there's apperently a thing, where you can bomb Volvagia when its in the lava holes

07:57 <Ali> BUT, if you kill it at the same time as hitting it with a bomb

07:57 <Ali> The game softlocks

07:59 <Ali> So when he restarts the game, lost two medallions of progress and had to forfeit.

07:59 <Schism> ewwwwww.

07:59 <Ali> But my lord that person's bad luck

07:59 <Ali> Well this seed was evil

07:59 <Schism> That you've described, the whole thing, sounds like the seed from Hell.

07:59 <Ali> Iron Boots in Ice Cavern

07:59 <Schism> PFF.

07:59 <Ali> Hover Boots on Chest Game

07:59 <Ali> Lord Banana on Volvagia

08:00 <Ali> Mirror Shield 30 skulls

08:00 <Schism> Skulls randomized?

08:00 <Ali> No, not in tourny settings

08:00 <Schism> Small favours.

08:01 <Ali> Well the seed I had earlier sucked too

08:01 <Ali> Logic Hookshot: 40 skulls

08:01 <Schism> aaaaaaa

08:01 <Ali> Bow: Fire Temple, but it wasn't deep fire

08:01 <Ali> Schism, the seed was stupid easy on paper

08:02 <Ali> all three child dungeons, and only Forest and Spirit

08:02 <Ali> I had a few stupid plays, like dipping Shadow thinking I could get further than 3 checks..

08:03 <Schism> On paper... well, I've done LTTP seeds which were ostensibly straightforward, but nope.

08:03 <Ali> Again my mind wasn't thinking that 40 skulls with no hookshot was possible

08:03 <Ali> I was locked out of Forest and Spirit

08:04 <Ali> Couldn't do Jabu cause no Bananna

08:04 <Ali> But did manage to get 40 skulls and clear the seed

08:04 <Ali> Only to die like a newb to Ganon

08:04 * Schism reverse wall-jumps and wall-kicks up to the Rabbit Slippers which are, in fact, the ATK Trade badge.

08:04 <Ali> I even one cycled Ganondorf...I was happy for that.

08:04 <Schism> Yeeeesh.

08:04 <ConfusionRift> I have done very few randomizer runs, less so to completion. But the luck on some people just... wow.

08:05 <Ali> I seem to roll trash seeds

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08:05 <Ali> Oh Schism to prove how bad things got for another person in the run on that same seed

08:05 <Ali> You know the Twinrova fight when she's low on HP?

08:06 <Schism> Standard 'boss turns red' nonsense, I believe I recall it.

08:06 <Ali> No no

08:06 <Ali> She's the witch boss that shoots fire and ice and you need to absorb 3 with the mirror shield

08:06 <Schism> Oh right.

08:06 <Ali> Well when she's low on HP, she's a bit sporatic on which one she chooses

08:07 <Ali> Early in the fight she'll always fire three in a row

08:07 <Ali> But after that, she mixes it up

08:07 <Ali> And this poor sod, absorbed a fire shot from her

08:07 <Ali> Only for the next ELEVEN to be ice.

08:10 <Schism> Oh.  Gods.

08:11 <Ali> Welcome to RNG

08:11 <Schism> That's like Agahnim firing off like 10 blue balls in a row.  Which keeps happening to me.

08:11 <Ali> Oh after the guy got hosed by the softlock

08:11 <Ali> Puts up a comic strip

08:11 <Ali> From Dilburt I think

08:11 <Ali> Says "Tour of Accounting"

08:11 <Ali> Over here we have our random number generator.

08:11 <Schism> Nice.  :P

08:12 <Ali> it's just saying Deep Fire

08:12 <Schism> "Two.  Two.  Two."

08:12 <Schism> That's the problem with randomness, you can never be sure.

08:12 <Ali> At least you know the comic its making fun of.

08:12 <Schism> With this one, I am familiar.  One of his better ones.

08:13 <Ali> is funny

08:20 <Ali> Seems like I broke ConfusionRift though

08:21 <ConfusionRift> No, I just... that some really bad run.

08:21 <ConfusionRift> Haven't done the OoT or ALttP ones, which I always wanted to. But after that mess that was LM1, I'm still thinking twice about it.

08:22 <Ali> Well depends on how hard you set the game

08:22 <Ali> I switched over to tourny settings cause well

08:23 <Ali> Shopsanity and Keysanity, while fun, also make you want to scream after diving the same dungeon 5 times.

08:28 <ConfusionRift> This guy got stiffed off the gauntlets so he had to cheese Ganon's Tower.

08:30 <ConfusionRift> And now... to stare at game titles for 5 hours.

08:32 * Schism hums the Animal Crossing theme.

08:33 * ConfusionRift still likes the 4am theme that plays.

08:34 <ConfusionRift> As we call it, the "you've been awake for to freakin' long, get some sleep!" theme.

08:39 * Golden dlops.

08:45 * ConfusionRift sighs.

08:45 <ConfusionRift> I suppose I can jump to Control.

09:26 * PrincessRainbows looks up at ConfusionRift with teary eyes and makes grabby hooves

09:27 * ConfusionRift grabbies and pets PrincessRainbows.

09:45 <Cepheid> https://v.redd.it/hzjhqa5y73c51

09:51 * Schism finds a community which is of the awesome. And alas, needs to sleep more now.

09:51 <Cepheid> Sleep well then!  I just woke up.

09:51 <ConfusionRift> "Maybe... the milkman is that friendly... WAIT JUST A SECOND!"

09:54 * ConfusionRift passes by another staff member. "Oh no, someone took the RPG!" Stops and head back. "Who took it? WHO TOOK IT?!"

09:55 <Schism> "I am the milkman.  My milk is delicious."

09:55 * ConfusionRift chuckles. "Still have not finished that one. Friggin' flying meat circus."

09:56 <Schism> Gods, that final level.  I 100%'d the game, but that meat circus, gah.

09:58 <Cepheid> That hard?

09:58 <Schism> Not hard per se, but a compilation of the most frustrating mechanics in the game, combined with an escort mission.

09:59 <Cepheid> Huh.

09:59 <ConfusionRift> It's a long and irritating escort mission with way too much going on.

10:00 <ConfusionRift> It's one of those that you hate to fail.

10:01 * Ali flops about.

10:01 <ConfusionRift> I should mention the Steam port was a mess as well. It would crash often, freeze, or had problems rendering certain areas and things. It runs fine now, but it didn't before.

10:02 * ConfusionRift flops and rolls around Ali.

10:03 * Ali hugs on the ConfusionRift

10:08 <ConfusionRift> Gotta go fast! (rolls faster) :P

10:18 * Cepheid installs a restrictor plate on ConfusionRift.

10:19 <Cepheid> No fast, only slow.

10:20 * ConfusionRift plays a slowed down version of Green Hill while he very slowly rolls.

10:25 <ConfusionRift> Hmm, a jukebox...

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10:35 <ConfusionRift> "This is an unaltered 1980's jukebox. Some [redacted] encased it with plexiglass and put about $1000 worth of playtime. It's been running 'What's New, Pussycat?' ever since. None has been able to break in and shut it off, and those who try go insane after hearing the same song for hours. Whoever did this, should be executed on sight."

10:36 <Cepheid> You know, I hope my sister's weird fascination with my bald head doesn't spontaneously extend to my legs.

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11:00 <Cepheid> !link https://youtu.be/6oRIZPZam9k

11:00 <DerpyBot> I need to ask Twilight about that one.

11:00 <DerpyBot> Twilight told me this video is about ASDFMovie 6 but i vocoded it

11:08 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Morning Discussion #1999 [ http://tinyurl.com/y44tusrm ]

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11:29 <Cepheid> 95kg.

11:46 <Schism> "What did she do?" "She put the nyan cat song on infinite loop with randomly adjusted volume." "How long was he like that?" "A week.  ...they say he's starting to use verbs again."

11:47 <Cepheid> Heh.

11:47 <Cepheid> Hum, so shaving my legs revealed two things.

11:48 <Cepheid> I really, really need to get out into the sun.  And that one accident years ago when a stack of packed milk crates fell on my left leg, left some lasting damage.

11:49 <Cepheid> And a third thing, leg hair grows back much more slowly.

11:51 <Cepheid> Even my scalp has a worse five o'clock shadow going on already.

11:52 * ConfusionRift checks his phone and sighs.

11:53 <ConfusionRift> The rest of this month is gonna be trash. Period.

11:53 <Cepheid> Bad work schedule?

11:53 <Cepheid> Or the requirement to enforce masks?

11:53 <ConfusionRift> Oh no no no. Far worse.

11:54 <ConfusionRift> Okay, so I have been quiet about this, simply because it isn't pertinent here, but whatever here it is.

11:54 <ConfusionRift> The other associate in my department tested positive.

11:55 <ConfusionRift> He's been on quarantine for more than two weeks, and it's been hell.

11:55 <ConfusionRift> Now, due to some family issues of the same nature, the other co-worker in sports self quarantined.

11:56 <Cepheid> ...

11:56 <Cepheid> And now you have to quarantine!

11:56 <Cepheid> Or, at the least, try to find some way to get tested.

11:56 <ConfusionRift> The associate in toys and two in TLE have quit because they got berated by the store manager for calling in often.

11:57 <ConfusionRift> I COULD self quarantine, yes. But first, going to get tested... will happen on Wednesday.

11:59 <Cepheid> I'd just call in, say "Look, two of our people are quarantined, one because of a positive test.  I'm taking the day to get test." *raging here from superior* "Right, thanks for understanding and go [REDACTED] yourself."

11:59 <ConfusionRift> Yes, on the CDC guidelines form it states that there is no obligatory quarantine, even if there have been close calls by coworkers and the such. Self quarantine is an option, but I get no pay and I don't trust in going back to work with that.

12:00 <Cepheid> It's a guideline sure.  But it's the CDC.  And have you seen the news recently?

12:00 <ConfusionRift> IN ANY CASE, getting tested, calling in if I have to. Got two other days off which hope I get the results.

12:01 <ConfusionRift> Oh, that panic racket called news? Yes, I'm aware, it's spreading and getting worse.

12:01 <ConfusionRift> Especially in Cali and Texas... where I live.

12:02 <Cepheid> I'll be right back.  Spitfire needs to get his claws clipped. OW DANGIT!

12:03 * ConfusionRift takes out a chainsaw. "Come'ere kitty kitty. Time to trim them claaaaws!"

12:06 <Cepheid> I couldn't get the "thumb" claws.  Got all the others though, so that should suffice.  I hope.  He squirmed a lot more quickly due to dog.

12:08 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Dragon Day Arrives July 28th!  [ http://tinyurl.com/y2fchcsq ]

12:13 <Cepheid> https://twitter.com/LuminousOcean/status/1274711129869160449?s=19 I'll be honest, because of how localized the behavior is, I am terrified to shave that one spot on my arm out of sheer terror of seeing what it looks like underneath.

12:15 <ConfusionRift> Just have permanent paw marks. :P

12:16 <Cepheid> Well, right now the spot is basically a beet red oval.

12:16 <Cepheid> With a bunch of small deep red specks all over it.

12:19 <Cepheid> Still think it's him mimicking the paternal behavior of controlling or punishing kittens.

12:20 <Cepheid> He continues now and then to reach down and bite my wrist.  Like a parent cat biting at the nape or neck of a kitten to stop it from moving or squirming during say, bath time or bedtime when they want to keep exploring.

12:21 <Cepheid> That said, I dunno where he got this idea that he is old and/or big enough to boss me around like a parent.

12:22 <Cepheid> You're only six years old, idiot.  I have 28 years on you!  You also weigh only 6kg, whereas I'm 95kg.

12:24 <ConfusionRift> "I'm a big boy, you're a small furry boy! Hah!"

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12:31 <Cepheid> It just dawned on me that my weight loss may actually be the combined effects of medication and exercise.

12:32 <Cepheid> I'm on a medication that, alongside mental health treatment, is used to treat binge eating.  Also a medication known to cause weight loss as a side effect.

12:37 * Cepheid makes mental note to look up specs for fan mounts, so she can get the proper drill bit out.

12:38 * Cepheid hooks up PC upstairs, speakers. Blares music.

12:38 <Cepheid> No family home, can blare music.

12:48 <Cepheid> ... Cat.

12:48 <Cepheid> Stop chewing cables.

12:48 <Cepheid> Probably feels the electrical stuff in them.  Or knows they're the source of the audio I'm listening to.

12:48 <Cepheid> Hum, okay, which fans are making that noise..?

12:49 <ConfusionRift> fffrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfrfrfrffrrrrrr

12:49 <Cepheid> It's a vibrational noise in the case.

12:49 <Cepheid> It's caused by the fans spinning up.]

12:49 <ConfusionRift> Oh, sorry...

12:49 <Cepheid> I'm suspecting it's the front fans, as those are the only ones I don't have on rubberized mounts.

12:49 <ConfusionRift> bbbrrrrrrrrrrrbrbrbrbrbrrrrrrrrrr

12:51 <Cepheid> ... Seriously?  That's as loud as my CPU fan gets?

12:51 <ConfusionRift> BBRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

12:53 <ConfusionRift> Reminds me that many of the older model PS4s are having fan issues, so they're turning to jets. :P

12:54 <Cepheid> My CPU fan actually is the quietest fan of the bunch at full speed.

12:55 <Cepheid> That's back chassis...

12:55 <Cepheid> Also, I take it back, that one's quieter.

12:55 <Cepheid> Then again, it's in a rubberized mount.

12:56 <Cepheid> Front fans... loud, but not the one making the noise I'm hearing.

12:57 <Cepheid> Which means the noise is coming from the top fans.

12:59 <Cepheid> Okay, I know what's causing the noise.

13:00 <Cepheid> It's not the case.

13:00 <Cepheid> Or, rather, it is.  But not in the manner I thought.

13:00 <Cepheid> The metallic grill for the vents is what's making the noise.  When air rushes past it from the fans spinning up, it creates noise.

13:01 <Cepheid> There's fortunately, a solution to this problem.

13:01 <Cepheid> I have these mesh coverings that I used on my other system for preventing dust and fur from getting into the case.  I set a pair loosely over the grills, and the noise went away.

13:20 <Cepheid> Oh for the love of-

13:21 <Cepheid> The intakes have to be covered *BEFORE* the grill.

13:23 <Cepheid> Gonna solve this in a different way.

13:30 <Cepheid> Aaaand thar.

13:34 <Cepheid> Hmm?  A Grim Dawn update?

13:34 <Cepheid> Given the size, probably an HF.

13:35 <Cepheid> Yerp.

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13:38 <Cepheid> ... AMD.  Are you alright?

13:38 <Cepheid> They released their 4000-series Ryzen APUs.  But they're unavailable to the general public for custom builds.  Only OEMs and pre-builts.

13:41 * Cepheid checks out Space Haven. Needs 4 crew members.

13:42 <Nedemai> Ill upgrade when my i7-6700k stops being able to do what I ask of it

13:42 <Cepheid> Heh.

13:42 <Cepheid> My Ryzen 7 2700X will also wait, too.

13:43 <Cepheid> Especially since I got it handling a 0.25GHz overclock in a warm environment.

13:43 <Cepheid> Okay, lesse.  Four characters.  Me, Schism, Rifty and Nedemai as Nedemai is the only other person here talking, albiet rarely. :P

13:44 <ConfusionRift> Hmm?

13:44 <Cepheid> Space Haven.  A Dorf Fortress/RimWorld/etc-like, set in space, where we build a space ship and explore a galaxy. o3o

13:45 <Cepheid> I get to start with 4 characters, I'll name them after us!

13:45 <ConfusionRift> Four characters to go on an adventure of death, doom, and madness?

13:45 <Cepheid> Yep.

13:46 <Nedemai> neat

13:46 <ConfusionRift> Huzzah!

13:46 <Cepheid> We got Rifty, the Iron-willed Airline Pilot, who seems to be really skilled with guns and weapons in general.  While being a pilot.

13:46 <Cepheid> He gets... green shirt, blue pants.

13:47 <Cepheid> Nedemai is the Confident Engineer.  Good at building and operations.  Blue shirt, purple pants.  For some reason those colours seem to suit Nedemai.

13:47 <Nedemai> I'm blue, ba da di da de di

13:47 * Nedemai lulz

13:48 <Cepheid> Then we got Schism.  Peace-loving cook.  Clothing colors are brown shirt and black pants from randomization.  Looks good.

13:48 <Cepheid> And then me.  Nyctophilic Scientist.

13:49 <Cepheid> Alas, I'm gonna have to do more RNG.  Gave me a male character for that.

13:49 <Cepheid> Oooh.

13:49 <Cepheid> Alien-lover Bartender.

13:49 <Cepheid> Bright red shirt, green pants.

13:51 <Nedemai> red shirt in space

13:51 <Nedemai> alien loving red shirt wearing... oh boy

13:51 * Nedemai thinks of star trek

13:51 <ConfusionRift> Yep. (stands back)

13:52 <Cepheid> Trust me, that was intended.

13:53 <Cepheid> Our ship is apparently called the HSS Eris.  Apparently, we landed in our current situation involving an apocalyptic scenario surrounding the current situation across the Earth.

13:53 <ConfusionRift> Also, believe it or not, not fund of green. I don't mind camo patterns though. :P (just found some old army shirt and puts it on)

13:53 <Cepheid> We can rename the ship.  What should we call it?

13:53 <ConfusionRift> Hmmmmm.

13:55 <ConfusionRift> I'm horrible at naaaames... the Elysian Maiden? (shrugs)

13:55 <Nedemai> the first thing that came to mind was ships from one piece >.>

13:56 <Cepheid> Looks like we start off with two Pod Hangars, which are used primarily for remote-controlled pods and miners.  We also got a shuttle, an airlock, a power plant, an environmental regulator, and a stockpile full of too much shit.  It's actually over capacity by 100 units.

13:56 <Cepheid> We live in a square box with no beds or anything.  How'd we even get this into space?

13:57 <ConfusionRift> We should have called it the Quadrukon or something like that.

13:57 <Cepheid> Like I said, we can rename it.

13:58 * ConfusionRift shrugs at Cepheid. "It seems we're piloting the bridge of what used to be a ship."

13:58 <Nedemai> maybe it was built in space

13:58 <Cepheid> There isn't even any controls.  But yeah, it seems Nedemai might have the right of it.

13:58 <Nedemai> lol oh gawd, I hope I didn't build this

13:58 <Cepheid> It was probably literally a module meant to be expanded, given how we can actually expand it.

13:59 <ConfusionRift> Oh... we're leaving on a frame.

13:59 <Cepheid> I propose the name "HSS Oh No"

13:59 <ConfusionRift> *living

13:59 <Cepheid> Yeah.  We don't even have engines to move around on this.

13:59 <ConfusionRift> HSS We're Alive Somehow.

13:59 <Cepheid> Hell..

13:59 <Cepheid> We don't even have an oxygen generator or CO2 scrubber.  We have to build those.

14:00 <ConfusionRift> ...how are we alive?!

14:00 <Nedemai> Well all be dead in an hour!

14:00 <ConfusionRift> HSS SOS Send Help Oh God!

14:00 <Nedemai> just give me two rockets and a joystick lol.

14:01 <ConfusionRift> We just gotta look for a rubber band, a paper clip, and a straw.

14:01 <Nedemai> do we have oars?

14:01 <Cepheid> Rifty's name wins.

14:02 <Nedemai> yea I couldn't think of anything, sorry

14:02 <ConfusionRift> And with those, we can build a fusion reactor.

14:02 <Cepheid> https://i.imgur.com/HGc8QLr.jpg

14:02 <Nedemai> its a space barge

14:03 <ConfusionRift> [Minor discomfort] is the least of the issues.

14:03 <LibrarianofHope> a battle barge?

14:03 <ConfusionRift> More like a space dingy.

14:03 <LibrarianofHope> owo

14:04 <ConfusionRift> I sense someone's gonna kill someone, and it ain't me.

14:05 <Cepheid> There, we got oxygen.

14:05 <ConfusionRift> Excuse me? [Move Corpse]?

14:05 <Nedemai> who died?

14:06 <Cepheid> No one.

14:07 <LibrarianofHope> give it 10 minutes

14:07 <ConfusionRift> Oh, it's just an option. Hmmm. Odd for a game to just have it available. :P

14:07 * Cepheid expands the ship finally. First, let's get some bedrooms and a rest room going.

14:08 <Nedemai> what... what have we been doing?

14:09 <Nedemai> blasting waste out the airlock?

14:09 <ConfusionRift> Seems getting power ready, and beds in place. Huh, also noticed that this basically is a chunked shuttle bay.

14:12 * Cepheid has no idea what's going on.

14:15 <LibrarianofHope> now my left leg aches

14:15 <LibrarianofHope> every single friggin day i wake up with aches

14:15 * LibrarianofHope flops

14:16 * Nedemai sympathizes.

14:16 <Nedemai> I broke my foot about... 20 years ago now, and about 3 years ago I fell off an orchard ladder. my whole left side hates me

14:16 <Nedemai> and... im left handed

14:17 <Nedemai> so art is a real chore for me

14:17 <Nedemai> not that it stops me if I really want it

14:22 <Lumindia> https://twitter.com/Billy_Brocas/status/1284189551532048389?s=19 I want you all to see this lad

14:22 <Nedemai> random anecdote from my experiences

14:22 <Nedemai> I have... an anecdote!

14:23 <Nedemai> ... I got in trouble from the channel by exclaiming "ITS A BUNNY!"

14:23 <Lumindia> ]kek

14:23 <Lumindia> Look at this unit

14:23 <Lumindia> he's so lorge

14:24 <ConfusionRift> It is quite the chunky bun. :P

14:25 <Nedemai> man, someones gonna get a megabunny suprise later. Hasn't anyone told them not to touch the babies!

14:26 <Lumindia> what?

14:27 <Nedemai> its a reference to the show Kipo

14:27 <Cepheid> There, everyone has bedrooms.

14:28 <Lumindia> ah

14:33 <Cepheid> ... Okay, dog, what are you doing now?

14:38 <ConfusionRift> Sleep tiiiime for meeeee. (flops)

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14:38 <Cepheid> Our crew picked the worst time to move that power plant around.

15:00 <Cepheid> Whelp, we're dead.

15:01 <Cepheid> No food.

15:04 <Lumindia> F

15:04 <Cepheid> Oh gods, we managed to grow some before death.

15:06 <Cepheid> Overall, outside of that, we seem to be doing pretty well for ourselves.

15:16 <Cepheid> And we die of fire.

15:18 <Cepheid> Riiight I'm just gonna end this.

15:18 <Cepheid> And there we go.

15:20 <Cepheid> Cause of death:  Fire broke out.  In an attempt to clear out the smoke, I vented the atmosphere.  Apparently everything afterwards was broken.  We died suffocating to death in an airless environment.

15:21 <Cepheid> Basically, absolute ineptitude on my part.

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15:23 <PinkieShy> It's already 100F outside :(

15:24 <PinkieShy> I hate summer so much :(

15:24 <PinkieShy> Seriously feel like i was born into the wrong environment.. I prefer the cold temperatures over hot ones any day..

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16:08 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Analysis: The Last BronyCon - A Fandom Autopsy [ http://tinyurl.com/yxp534pz ]

16:12 * Cepheid salvages her first ship. o3o

16:32 <LibrarianofHope> her too?

16:33 <LibrarianofHope> need to keep track

17:06 <LibrarianofHope> hungry

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17:13 <Cepheid> Yerp.  Turns out when people have time to think, and lots of it, people start to realize things.

17:21 <Cepheid> Dog.  Stop eating the cat's food.

17:23 <LibrarianofHope> doga eat anything

17:23 <LibrarianofHope> including trash

17:24 <LibrarianofHope> i just got gretting with a shalom at the seven eleven and asked if i was jewish by a random lady

17:24 <LibrarianofHope> it was a very polite thing. but very out of the blue

17:25 <LibrarianofHope> weird

17:26 <Cepheid> https://i.redd.it/56g3sqnaw7c51.png

17:27 <Cepheid> I like how human characters in building simulators can be.

17:27 <LibrarianofHope> is that a possibility or a threath?  yes

17:31 <Lumindia> haha

17:31 <Cepheid> ... So I'm down to 95 kilograms.  On top of being skinnier, this has resulted in something I have not seen in years.

17:32 <Cepheid> Almost decades, in fact.

17:32 <Cepheid> When I laid down to do the stomach crunches, my stomach was actually lower than my rib cage.

17:41 * Cepheid noms on Lumindia's ears.

17:55 * Lumindia SQUEAJKS

17:55 * Lumindia squeaks

17:57 * LibrarianofHope puts oil on lumindia

17:58 <LibrarianofHope> so much squeaking

18:07 <Cepheid> Almost like these things are starting to reach their end of warranty.

18:08 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Open My Little Pony Art Compilation (All Skill Levels Welcome) #60 [ http://tinyurl.com/y6nm4wur ]

18:09 <Cepheid> I'm blue, da ba dee da ba dii da ba dee da ba dii

18:10 <LibrarianofHope> we have guarrabtes?

18:13 <Cepheid> Hmm?

18:22 <Cepheid> 🎵Move your body, every everybody, move your body, c'mon now everybody🎵

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18:42 *** TwilightSparkle is now known as Ali

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18:42 * Ali baps her PC. "Can we stop this new ritual please."

18:46 <Cepheid> Stamp on the ground, jump jump jump jump, move it all around, tap da da dau~ *dances*

18:53 <LibrarianofHope> the machine spirit is displease ali

18:53 * LibrarianofHope glomps ali in the name of the omnissiah

18:55 * Ali whines

18:57 <LibrarianofHope> no squeak?

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19:08 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Drawfriend Stuff (Pony Art Gallery) #3408 [ http://tinyurl.com/y2tao627 ]

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19:39 <Cepheid> Is daytime always this quiet everywhere?

19:41 <Ali> Dis place be mostly dead...

19:50 * LibrarianofHope glomps ali

20:03 * Nedemai sneaks up and snuggles the Ali

20:04 * Ali eeps and snuggles into the Nedemai

20:04 <Nedemai> Ive been arting Ali

20:05 * Ali nods

20:05 <LibrarianofHope> art attack

20:09 <Cepheid> Oh look, another reason to shave my legs.  I feel cleaner because of it overall.

20:10 <LibrarianofHope> im too hairy to bother

20:11 <Cepheid> Heh.

20:11 <Cepheid> In my case... I dunno.  I feel less grimy all over.

20:11 <Cepheid> Like there's less slime on me.

20:12 <LibrarianofHope> so long as you are happy with the result there is no reason not to shave

20:14 <Cepheid> I'd hypothesise that the grimy, slimy feeling I have is just like, dysphoria or something.  Except I know that the actual oil that causes the sensation is a real thing.  It's particularly prominent on my scalp.  Makes it a nice, reflective mirror. o3o

20:14 <LibrarianofHope> shiny

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20:16 <Cepheid> Also mildly corrosive or something.  Eats away at faux leather, makes certain types of paints peel, and leaves permanent marks on walls and stuff it gets onto via contact.

20:18 <LibrarianofHope> you are a xenomorph

20:18 <LibrarianofHope> acid swaet

20:21 <Cepheid> Heh.  Not that corrosive.

20:21 <Cepheid> And it's not sweat.

20:21 <Cepheid> This stuff is distinct from sweat.

20:21 <LibrarianofHope> still fancy

20:21 <Cepheid> Eh.

20:22 <LibrarianofHope> not fancy

20:22 <Cepheid> I mean, it does seem to have some benefits for my skin, I guess?

20:22 <Cepheid> I seem unable to cut myself with razor blades, these days.

20:22 <LibrarianofHope> might be a healing factor

20:22 <Cepheid> The most recent cut I received from shaving anything actually came from the pair of clippers I use prior to shaving anything.

20:23 <Cepheid> Head on it needs adjustment and some oiling.

21:08 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Makenshi: 1​​,​​000 Year Old Equine Remains - The Remix EP [ http://tinyurl.com/y3f7we63 ]

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21:46 <Starlight_Glimmer> I've been feeling sick all day again and I'm not particularly looking forward to tomorrow for different reasons either. :/

21:54 <Cepheid> Oh?

22:08 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Comic: Five Things - Tempest / The Pone Wars 10:22 / Fix 2:11 / Movie Slate - Velvet Buzzsaw [ http://tinyurl.com/y3fz5tcu ]

22:28 * PrincessRainbows hugs all the ponies

22:45 <Nedemai> art

22:45 <Nedemai> https://www.deviantart.com/nedemai/art/Michiru-849484076

22:47 <Cepheid> Art cute.

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23:42 <Nedemai> Ali cute.

23:42 <Nedemai> thats all I read there

23:46 <Lumindia> no u

23:46 <Lumindia> gottem

23:56 <Ali> I am not cute

23:58 <Nedemai> its so cute when she denies it

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