00:24 * Ali flops on nightwind
00:24 <Ali> This will 100% fail
00:28 * Lumindia snugs on Ali
00:28 * Ali curls up into Lumindia all worn out
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04:21 <Schism> Lumindia, Ali: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/889610689382068284/970540255432286218/unknown.png
05:08 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Nightly Roundup #1533 [ https://tinyurl.com/yx9xmw2t ]
05:11 <Ali> God not only does my xbone controller have drift, but my OoTR emulator keeps crashing..
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08:08 <ConfusionRift> Hello everypony
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08:09 <DerpyBot> *derp*
08:17 <ConfusionRift> hello everypony.
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08:30 <Golden> Hoi
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11:04 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Morning Discussion #2642 [ https://tinyurl.com/y6lfb243 ]
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11:33 * Schism flops in. Offers the ConfusionRift an Oreo milkshake.
11:34 * ConfusionRift sips and thankies. He offers a Hershey pie in return. :P
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11:37 <ConfusionRift> Do not delete "bucket" object.
11:37 * Schism isn't too hungry for a Hershey pie. Cheeseake maybe.
11:38 <Schism> "Before you delete your bucket, empty the bucket or delete the objects in the bucket. After you delete your objects and bucket, they are no longer available."
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11:49 * ConfusionRift gives Schism another bucket. "Try not to lose it." :P
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11:53 * Schism also offers the HB an Oreo milkshake.
11:53 <Schism> Mint choklit milkshake.
11:53 <Heartbreak> Fiiinally.
11:53 <Heartbreak> Oof
11:54 <Heartbreak> Finally made it in. Oh. Yes please.
11:54 <Heartbreak> PLease don't tell me who this milk is from.
11:55 <Schism> https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/889610689382068284/970540255432286218/unknown.png?width=589&height=460 - Very thick milkshake.
11:55 <ConfusionRift> As thick as those from Wattaburger?
11:55 <Schism> Well, I mean, it's potable, so not quite.
11:56 <Heartbreak> A milkshake and oh look! A Schism looking pretty.
11:56 <ConfusionRift> Well, I know what I'm getting in the evening after work. :P
11:56 <Heartbreak> That's the right term right?
11:56 * Schism is gorl. Dunnos about pretty.
11:56 * ConfusionRift grabs a milkshake from there, flips the cup, and the contents remain in the cup.
11:57 <Schism> It's barely a milkshake if you have to eat it with a spoon.
11:57 <Heartbreak> Yes. You're a good girl and pretty. I'm doing the complement thing right, right?
11:57 * Schism snugs the very pretty HB.
11:57 <Heartbreak> I think I am terrible at the complement thing.
11:57 <Heartbreak> Gah! I am -not!- Pretty!
11:57 <Heartbreak> It's a no you!
11:59 <Heartbreak> Good news. Jet's ear is healing rather well.
12:00 <Schism> Well, perhaps cute. Just as cute as Ali. And that's good to hear. o.o
12:00 <Heartbreak> And they're finally tumbling some rocks.
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12:00 <Schism> Huzzah!
12:00 * Schism also puts HB on a Dranae.
12:01 <Heartbreak> Two more days and we'll see what the results are.
12:02 * Schism looks back at Mae Dean getting a rock tumbler so that she could start creating jewelry. That was cute.
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12:04 <Heartbreak> Maaaaaybe you should get one too Schism.
12:05 <Schism> But loud, and smol apartment.
12:05 <Heartbreak> Also, maybe cracks in the egg.
12:05 <Schism> So many obvious cracks, looking back through the comics.
12:05 <Heartbreak> It -can- be loud, but, Jet's solution is to put in box and cover with used holey pants.
12:05 <Heartbreak> Muffles the noise.
12:06 <ConfusionRift> It also has to remain on for a long time, if you wanna polish the stuff nice.
12:06 <Heartbreak> Jet really wants to get like, a styrofoam cooler and use that to muffle the sound.
12:06 <Schism> Not a bad idea. You can get them for, like, $2.
12:06 <Heartbreak> True that. Jet's been having this going for a month.
12:07 * Schism makes toast, puts strawberry jam on it.
12:09 <Heartbreak> Oooooo. Jammy toast.
12:10 <Schism> Alternately, butter and honey.
12:10 <ConfusionRift> We got one, but it hasn't been used, and would like to get an a-okay before even touching it.
12:16 <Schism> Brief egg moment: https://reallifecomics.com/comic.php?comic=title-1685
12:17 <ConfusionRift> To be honest, I do like the rough look on some gemstones.
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12:19 <Schism> "But why would anyone want to be a guy? I just don't understand transmascs."
12:19 * Schism also offers HB a plush shork.
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12:22 <Heartbreak> Ooof there goes the connection problems again.
12:22 * ConfusionRift was reminded of something, and looks at it.
12:23 <Heartbreak> Why a stork?
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12:25 <Schism> Shark, just cuter.
12:25 <ConfusionRift> Back then, in P.R., there were a lot of problems with people drinking from glass bottles while on the beach. There was glass all over the place, especially on shore. So, it was often that one could find sand polished glass fragments. Not so much now. Still, did ask my mom to make a necklace with one.
12:25 <Schism> Issa pink, blue and white shark.
12:25 <Heartbreak> Grrrrr. Others who don't understand why others want to be seen as the gender that they identify with/slash -are- not understanding how another individual wanting to be seen as the gender that they identify with/are because it isn't the gender that they identify with/are frustrate me.
12:26 <Heartbreak> Just stand with your transbro's already sis...
12:26 <Schism> ConfusionRift, there's a glass beach in Mendocino, California. It's actually _illegal_ to remove the polished glass from the beach.
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12:26 <Heartbreak> That brings me great sadness...
12:27 * ConfusionRift tries the necklace. Then takes it off, and hangs it.
12:27 <Schism> HB: It's a running joke that transfems don't get why anyone'd want to be a guy, and transmascs don't get why anyone'd want to be a girl. I've a transmasc cousin, he's awesome and it's amazing seeing him happy.
12:27 <Heartbreak> But, I guess if the beach glass is being constantly taken...
12:27 <Schism> Yeah, won't be much glass left.
12:28 <Heartbreak> That's why you can -make- your own beach glass in a tumbler!
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12:28 <Schism> This is true!
12:28 <ConfusionRift> In the case of P.R., it was because it was starting to cause ecological problems, on top of being a hazard to the public.
12:28 <Schism> Entirely sane.
12:29 <ConfusionRift> I have seen tumbled glass, and I dunno. It just doesn't look the same to me.
12:29 <Heartbreak> Just collect the broken shards of daddy's beer bottles that he throws at you! Remember to get the largest ones and put them in your tumbler so that you too can dull the pain of a broken home life with the constant churning of water, grit, and glass for months on end!
12:29 <Heartbreak> Remember to get the pretty colours!
12:30 <ConfusionRift> What I like about this chuck is that it has a crack in the middle, which has some sand still stuck to it.
12:31 <Heartbreak> Huh.
12:31 <Heartbreak> Neat.
12:32 <ConfusionRift> What's odd is that it's cyan. I can't think of any drinks that used cyan bottles.
12:32 * Cyan_Spark neighs
12:33 <Heartbreak> A Neighsayer!
12:33 <ConfusionRift> Unless the sanding was so harsh that it's green, and just looks cyan.
12:34 <Heartbreak> Whelp, I've logged, or managed to do so, so that I don't lose my name here. And the client is flickering and doing weird things.
12:34 <Heartbreak> Also, I think I've posted the link to the newest chapter here...
12:35 * Schism meanwhile takes a moment to nap...
12:36 * ConfusionRift keeps getting distracted and not finishing that story he was writing a while ago. Sighs as he knows it's gonna get to the point when he gets back to it, and forgets where he was going with it.
12:36 <Heartbreak> https://www.fimfiction.net/story/228992/26/my-little-heartbreak-more-with-a-kind-word-and-a-hard-hoof/vending-machine-pralines
12:37 <Heartbreak> I'm posting it again anyway before I lacker away from this... Might sign in again sometime this month. Just cause.
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12:46 * Cyan_Spark droops ears
12:47 * ConfusionRift patpats Cyan_Spark.
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13:04 <ConfusionRift> Sleep time!
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13:16 <Schism> Cepheid: Sometimes, a void. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FRvP_MfXIAE8V20?format=jpg&name=large
13:21 <Finwe> Good afternoon, my little ponies.
13:21 <Finwe> Miss Schism, Messrs AppleDash, Cepheid, Lumindia, ember, and uni.
13:21 * Finwe doffs his hat.
13:27 * Finwe noms on some of Schism's tails.
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16:24 <Schism> Huatli is gay. o3o She started a relationship with Saheeli Rai after the War for the Spark, and one new card celebrates that. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FRw2pbrXwAYHV9z?format=jpg&name=small
16:29 <nightwind> wait wut?
16:30 <Schism> There's also a new version of Alesha, who Smiles at Death.
16:30 <Schism> https://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/feature/first-look-pride-across-multiverse-2022-05-02
16:38 <Schism> This is cute. https://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/magic-story/note-stranger-2022-05-02
16:38 <Librarian> whats that?
16:38 <Schism> The story of Huatli and Saheeli joining up.
16:42 <Librarian> from waht?
16:42 <Librarian> huatli sounds aztec
16:42 * Ali flops onto Librarian
16:42 <Librarian> i never seen aztec gay anything
16:42 * Librarian shakes
16:42 <Librarian> hoi ali
16:44 <Librarian> im perfectly ok with a queer take on aztec stuff, I just noticed I never seen it
16:45 <Schism> Librarian, oh, it's Planeswalker stuff from Magic.
16:45 <Librarian> ohh
16:46 <Schism> Ali: Bootlegger's Stash is broken.
16:46 * Ali sorries, bearscape ran her off
16:47 * Schism giggles, "That's just a fun look at an old card."
16:47 <Schism> The original: https://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=30747
16:47 <Librarian> my knowledge of magic is not much
16:48 <Librarian> mostly that a balck lotus is mucho money
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17:14 * Librarian pat pats ali for inmense justice
17:51 <Librarian> owo
18:06 * Schism offers pones some chicken and chips.
18:07 <Schism> Pollo y papas fritas, if one prefers. o3o
18:08 <Schism> Or perhaps kanaa ja ranskalaisia.
18:17 <Librarian> polito con papas lala
18:17 <Librarian> pollito con papas
18:17 <Librarian> i also got
18:17 <Librarian> sopa de caracol huh!
18:22 <Schism> I do like a bit of minestrone.
18:22 <Schism> Though they're not snails, they're smol ears!
18:22 * Librarian pokes schism for foxy soup
18:23 * Schism offers Librarian some soup with a magical stone included.
18:24 <Schism> (But mostly chicken congee.)
18:24 <Schism> Perhaps caldo de pollo. o3o
18:25 * Schism serves to Librarian with some spiced vegetable rice on the side, as well as a small bottle of lemon juice.
18:26 <Librarian> owo
18:26 * Librarian gives schism some birria
18:27 <Schism> Hmmm, goat adobo.
18:28 <Schism> Interesting history of that, 'birria' meaning 'worthless' due to the ostensibly poor quality of goat meat.
18:29 <Librarian> its north slang yus
18:29 <Schism> Historical accounts say that's what the Conquistadors called the dish.
18:30 <Schism> Well, the various goat dishes.
18:31 * Librarian gives schism some pancita
18:34 * Schism needs to find a good place to get that around here.
18:56 <Librarian> im testing if karen mode works on the telephone people
19:08 * Ali rolls around
19:23 <Librarian> im acting like an asshole with the telephine people, I don't want too but its getting results
19:34 <Librarian> i had to scare the poor lady bleh
19:35 <Librarian> i had to ct like my dad, be angry and tell her I cannot take responsibility for the telephone company property
19:35 <Librarian> and it would be on her head
19:35 <Librarian> freaked her out and then i get results
19:41 <Librarian> i feel icky
19:41 * Librarian rolls on ali
19:41 * Ali squeaks and splats
19:44 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: New "Cubles" My Little Pony Papercraft Figures Released [ https://tinyurl.com/yyvyq26r ]
20:03 * Librarian pokes them Ali cheeks
20:03 * Ali squeaks
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22:18 <Librarian> owo
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22:25 <DerpyBot> *derp*
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22:54 <Schism> "You! Stop spinning and enjoying being a girl! Womanhood is supposed to be suffering!"
22:58 <Librarian> Catholic views on woman, the abridged version
22:58 * Librarian spins schism faster
22:58 <Librarian> beyblade fox!
23:04 * Schism does spin better with skirt and tails, tis true.
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