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00:21 * Finwe hats on Ali.
00:30 <Lumindia> I'm screaming externally at the new ultimate
00:30 * Lumindia grabs Schism, shakes
00:30 <Lumindia> aaaaaaaaaa
00:39 * Ali just screams due to fixing a printer
00:40 <Lumindia> Scream at dragons
00:40 <Lumindia> https://i.imgur.com/doDuKR9.png
00:40 <Lumindia> teh dragon is screaming back, by the way
00:41 * Ali sits on Lumindia and puffycheeks hard
00:41 <nightwind> hi hi
00:42 * Ali sits on nightwind, this again will 100% fail
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00:46 <Lumindia> Nightwind! Come scream at a dragon with me
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01:08 <nightwind> but i am a dragon\
01:08 * nightwind is sat upon by Ali
01:08 <nightwind> sorry im packcing while i talk
01:09 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: The Canterlot Wedding10th Anniversary Event Gallery! (Part 2) [ https://tinyurl.com/yye5yxre ]
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02:09 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Calpain: Nightly Discussion #2848 [ https://tinyurl.com/y3x86lg8 ]
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04:29 * Schism puts on a nerdy shirt.
04:31 <Schism> Not that anyone here knows this game anyway. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/668435589791744010/970904597885497344/unknown.png?width=388&height=460
04:31 * Ali sits on Schism
04:32 * Schism squeaks! as foxen do. She offers Ali some honey ginger lemon tea?
04:32 * Ali nopes, drinks pepsi instead
04:32 * Schism offers Ali some Pepsi Twist?
04:32 * Ali nopes, only diet pepsi
04:32 <Schism> https://i.pinimg.com/originals/09/1c/55/091c55aec1d6ffc9eb6217f5861f826a.jpg
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04:33 <Schism> Diet Pepsi, see?
04:34 * Ali hissies
04:35 <Schism> And then there was this! https://www.canmuseum.com/Staging/Images/Cans/36591L.jpg
04:36 <Schism> But also: https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61kTE3tdCnL._AC_SL1000_.jpg
04:49 * Ali boopsies the Schism
04:51 * Schism squeaks again. And gets herself a mug of tea... to drink once her estradiol dissolves.
04:58 * Ali is just sitting here, kinda bored and not sure what to do
05:04 * Schism is ennui...
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05:14 <ConfusionRift> Hello everypony.
05:16 * Ali curls up into ConfusionRift
05:17 * ConfusionRift huggles Ali.
05:17 * Schism provides both ConfusionRift and Ali with some hot chocolate popcorn.
05:18 * ConfusionRift noms and thankies. Offers a chocolate shake in return. :P
05:18 <ConfusionRift> Had to get one with my food.
05:18 <ConfusionRift> Also... (places the metal spoon on top of the shake... it floats)
05:18 * Ali would prefer the shake to hot choc popcorn, it just doesn't sound good
05:21 <ConfusionRift> It's either popcorn with hot cocoa mix over it, or a chocolate flavor that gives a taste of chocolate with a hint of marshmallows.
05:22 <ConfusionRift> I'm good with whichever. :P
05:24 <Schism> Popcorn shaken with hot cocoa mix. :p
05:25 <Schism> Maybe with marshmallows added to it. And M&Ms.
05:25 <Schism> (and possibly pretzels.)
05:25 <Schism> ConfusionRift, I had a mint Oreo milkshake last night. :3
05:26 <ConfusionRift> I know, you offered some. :P
05:26 <Schism> It was tooooo much.
05:27 <ConfusionRift> It looks like it was. Bigger than the large cups from here.
05:27 <ConfusionRift> That's a lot of lactose, bud. :P
05:28 <Schism> Well, I'm not lactose-intolerant anyway, but yes. :p
05:28 <Finwe> “One of the advantages of horses that people often point out,” said Vetinari, after some thought, “is that they very seldom explode. Almost never, in my experience, apart from that unfortunate occurrence in the hot summer a few years ago.”
05:28 <Finwe> Lt Cdr ConfusionRift, Capt Koopz; Mlles Ali and Schism; Messrs AppleDash, Cepheid, ember, Lumindia, PinkieShy, and uni.
05:28 <Finwe> o7
05:29 <ConfusionRift> RAdm. Finwe. (salutes)
05:29 <Schism> And while this goes doubly for golem horses, their presence does seem to predicate some manner of explosion.
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05:30 <Schism> rAdm. Finwe.
05:30 * Schism doffs her tea.
05:30 <Finwe> “In any case, you couldn’t really imprison someone like Leonard of Quirm. The most you could do was lock up his body. The gods alone knew where his mind went. And, although he had so much cleverness it leaked continually, he couldn’t tell you which way the political wind was blowing even if you fitted him with sails.”
05:31 * Schism offers Finwe some Very Fast Coffee.
05:31 <Schism> Bingely-bongely-boop, Insert Name Here!
05:32 * Finwe firmly but politely refuses the coffee.
05:33 <Schism> Not Klatchian coffee, mind you.
05:33 <Finwe> “It was said that he’d accidentally blown up the Alchemists’ Guild using nothing more than a glass of water, a spoonful of acid, two lengths of wire and a Ping-Pong ball.”
05:33 <ConfusionRift> What? (watches as someone approaches their covered pool with an ATV) What?! (they slowly drive on the pool cover) WHAT?! (other people join in) Okay, that's good advertisement.
05:34 <ConfusionRift> Almost as good as the Land Rover one.
05:34 <Schism> Finwe: Of course, later, our dear Leonard invents the Engine for the Neutralizing of Information by the Generation of Miasmic Alphabets.
05:46 <Koopz> RAdm. Finwe o7
05:46 <Schism> Mr. Koopz.
05:46 * Schism doffs her Blahaj.
06:10 <Koopz> Mlle Schism
06:10 * Koopz bows
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09:14 * Golden yawns and sneezes
09:15 <ConfusionRift> Bless you.
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17:21 * Schism passes Ali a copy of Bearscape. The blonde guy on the left has had top surgery.
17:21 * Ali nopes away from that card
17:22 <Schism> Fine, but what of this version? https://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=30747
17:24 * Ali smells a trap, nopes
17:25 <Schism> It's the original Odyssey release.
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17:27 * nightwind gives a lazy wave
17:30 * Schism flumps on nightwind.
17:31 * nightwind snugs her fox girl
17:33 * Ali tries to flop on nightwind
17:33 * nightwind snugs the Ali as well
17:36 <nightwind> how are you cutiecorn
17:44 * Schism thinks the Ali is definitely of the cute.
17:44 * Ali isn't cute!
17:44 * Ali is just a lazy unicorn doing nothing
17:45 <nightwind> and i am a lazy dragoncat doing nothing
17:45 <nightwind> totally not cute here
17:45 * Lumindia flops
17:45 * Schism is a lazy foxgirl doing nothing.
17:45 <Schism> Should just do my daily stuff in Animal Crossing.
17:45 <nightwind> v_v the hot tub pulled like 4 inches of silver out of my hair ;_;
17:45 <Schism> Eep... ;-;
17:46 <nightwind> so i am now magenta on the left and silver and blonde on the right
17:46 <Schism> Still cute~!
17:46 <nightwind> how dare you slander my name like that schism ;-)
17:49 * Schism foxes about.
17:51 * Ali rolls around, unicorn is boooorrrreeeeddddd.
17:52 * nightwind puts on her headphones and listens to music while watching those two
17:53 * Schism passes around some coffee (or tea) and stroopwafels. https://3broscookies.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/1610437231-Mug-Goes-Here-w-cookie1-10.jpg
17:54 <nightwind> coffee sounds good...ill take a white chocolate mocha latte made with oatmilk with 8 sugars iced
17:54 <nightwind> uh which chocolate toffee nut mocha
17:54 <Schism> "Here you are, dear. Nine sugars and condensed milk, just the way you like it."
17:54 <nightwind> lol
17:54 <nightwind> eh close enough
17:55 <Schism> Darnit, now I kinda want to bop over to the store and get stroopwafels, but... eh, tomorrow.
17:56 <nightwind> yeah dont get wet again
17:56 <Schism> It's only a drizzle...!
17:57 <nightwind> you will still get wet
17:57 * Schism puts her hoodie up.
17:57 * Schism 's ears poke out of the hood.
17:58 * nightwind plays with said ears "girlfriend privilage i get to play with these"
17:58 * Schism squeaks! and melts a bit.
18:07 * nightwind giggles and kisses the fox girl on the head
18:09 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: My Little Pony: A New Generation Now Available on Prime Video [ https://tinyurl.com/y3e3mtda ]
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18:09 <Librarian> hoi
18:10 <Librarian> i need to create anew part of my second book owo
18:10 <DerpyBot> *derp*
18:10 <Librarian> that i love, i get to do a creation trance
18:10 * Librarian pokes schism
18:11 * Schism squeak.
18:11 * Schism also boops the Librarian with a Caesar.
18:12 <Librarian> salad or julius?
18:13 <Schism> https://www.liquor.com/thmb/5tI4mRVMhdvEw2uL9XgxO19a9FY=/735x0/bloody-ceasar-720x720-primary-4d9c7ad41b8e4fc29067be60a6665d0f.jpg - Drink.
18:14 <Librarian> thats new
18:14 <Librarian> to me at least
18:14 <Schism> Though it needn't be exorbitant, this works fine. https://cdn.diffords.com/contrib/stock-images/2016/7/58/2016ca087e78e8f930625eb1c4f48a1e71bf.jpg
18:14 <Schism> Ever have a bloody mary?
18:14 <Librarian> sort of
18:15 <Librarian> i understand how it work
18:15 <Schism> Well, this is tomato juice, clam juice, worchestershire sauce, horseradish, a little tabasco (or what hot sauce you prefer) and, ideally, a squirt of lemon or lime and a grind of black pepper, served in a glass rimmed with celery salt with a pickle of your choice in it.
18:15 <Schism> Vodka too if that's your thing.
18:16 <Librarian> ohh
18:16 <Librarian> i had that
18:16 <Librarian> without the horseradish
18:16 <Schism> Some prefer a celery stalk instead of a pickle, and these people I will never understand.
18:16 <Librarian> its standard
18:16 <Librarian> we call it a Cuban Michelada
18:17 <Schism> Blow standard, it's a cocktail, it's meant to be played with!
18:17 <Librarian> i had it with beer
18:17 <Schism> Ah, no. A Cuban Micheleda is with beer instead of vodka. Totally different flavour there.
18:17 <Librarian> i dislike booze anyway
18:17 <Schism> Also, chile powder on the rim instead of celery salt.
18:18 <Librarian> i usually do salt
18:18 <Librarian> alcohol just seems to tastr bad to me
18:18 <Schism> Some folks will, instead of worchestershire, mix beef broth into their veggie juice.
18:18 <Librarian> apparetly when you star drinkig its supposed to taste awfull
18:18 <nightwind> so i went out with mom yesterday, we ended up going out for dinner and she KEPT trying to convince me to get a cocktail
18:18 <Librarian> i thought it was my nose
18:19 <Schism> Mmmh.
18:19 <Schism> Also, when I make it, I typically use V8 and various other additives, making it what I call a Hail Caesar.
18:19 <Librarian> why?
18:19 <Librarian> why a cesaer?
18:19 <Schism> nightwind: Depends on the cocktail, a nice Manhattan is sometimes good.
18:19 <nightwind> '"come on Luna its our last time going out together get a little drunk!"
18:20 <Schism> Librarian, the original drink was the Bloody Mary; when someone decided to add clam juice to it, they called it a Bloody Caesar for reasons unknown.
18:20 <Librarian> ohh
18:20 <Librarian> lunaaaa
18:20 <Schism> Not as tasty as a Flamin' Homer, but still.
18:20 <Librarian> if you get drunk, how are the alters affected?
18:20 <nightwind> I think you mean a flaming moe
18:20 * Schism also boops the nightwind. "Really, if you don't want to get drunk, why do people want you to be..."
18:21 <Schism> nightwind: [Phantom of the Opera Mask] COUGH syrup... simple, ordinary, over-the-counter cough syrup!
18:21 * Librarian gives schism a flaming librarian, its a stick of tnt
18:21 <nightwind> i think its more a matter of i havent drunk or smoked with her in a couple years love
18:21 <Schism> Oh! Also that. o.o
18:22 <nightwind> she just wanted to have a good memories when i am gone
18:22 <Librarian> had to had a smol smoke of cigar for religious reasons
18:22 <Librarian> stuff tastes so bad
18:22 <nightwind> man i havent had a cigar since i graduated high school
18:22 * Schism nods to nightwind... also nods to Librarian. "So glad I no longer smoke. Though if I get invited to a hookah bar again at any point in the future, I mightn't say no."
18:23 <Schism> Bit of a different matter that.
18:24 <nightwind> dear stair gods...please stop using me as a sacrifice Love Luna
18:24 <Schism> nightwind: Didn't wear a bra when I went out earlier, regretted it: I'm on the 3rd floor.
18:25 <nightwind> all ny bras are packed i wont have a bra for 11 days
18:26 <Schism> Didn't even keep one out? @_@
18:26 <nightwind> i wouldnt have a way to wear it on my trip
18:26 <nightwind> i dont want to get felt up at security at the airport
18:26 <nightwind> plus i am playing as safe as i can with texas
18:26 <Schism> That's reasonable...
18:27 <nightwind> but no i fell down the stairs
18:27 <Schism> ... -wurp-
18:27 <nightwind> and now i am debating if i want to get this months humble choice
18:27 <nightwind> i only have 1 of the 8 games
18:28 <Schism> I take it the one you have is not, in fact, Battle for Bikini Bottom.
18:29 <nightwind> oh of course it isnt ;-p
18:29 <nightwind> why would i own the best spongebob game's remaster ;-)\
18:29 <Schism> C&C + Red Alert seems not bad. :p
18:30 <nightwind> yeah that and the zoo sim are why im considering getting it
18:30 * Schism noddles. "I might pick up the bundle on Friday."
18:32 <Schism> X4 sounds enticing, but then I remember Cepheid saying that it takes up all the everything.
18:33 <nightwind> currently have 443 dollars after paying for my baggage, humble will cost me 35 dollars
18:33 * Ali boops Schism as unicorn thought of MMX4
18:33 * Lumindia peeks at the humble choice this month
18:33 <Lumindia> hmmmm
18:33 <Lumindia> too bad it's not planet coaster
18:33 <Schism> Hmmm. It'll still be around later on this month. Maybe wait until you've moved in?
18:34 <Schism> Who knows what unexpected nonsense might pop up in the interim.
18:34 <nightwind> my biggest worry is that planet zoo is supposedly a DLC sink
18:34 <Ali> Of course it is
18:34 <Ali> Just like PLanet Coaster
18:34 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: 7 More Seconds of My Little Pony: Make Your Mark in New Netflix Teaser Reel [ https://tinyurl.com/y6ok728r ]
18:34 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Luna's Friendship Score (MLP in real life) [ https://tinyurl.com/yxddfth7 ]
18:34 <Ali> Stellaris and Cities:Skylines have priced themselves out of my range
18:34 <Lumindia> https://i.imgur.com/l1KLCKb.png
18:34 <Schism> And you can trust Ali, who has Civ6 and Cities: Skylines, to know a DLC sink when she sees one.
18:35 <Schism> And Stellaris. <.<
18:35 <Ali> I haven't liked Stellaris since 1.0
18:35 <Ali> Cause the 2.0 changes to things just made exploring boring
18:35 <Lumindia> I got skylines back when it was relatively new
18:35 <Lumindia> *checks steam rq*
18:35 <Ali> I got it when it first came out
18:35 <Lumindia> ... what the shit? 258 USD?
18:35 <Ali> But the constant $20 DLCs have priced me out
18:36 * Schism offers Lumindia a rhubarb cider.
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18:37 <nightwind> i saw something about a boring game and it makes me realize i should go back to no man sky
18:38 <Schism> Not a bad idea. Just puttering around in it and enjoying it at one's own leisure.
18:38 <Schism> If nothing else it's exceedingly low-stress.
18:39 <nightwind> in 264 hours ill be at the airport
18:40 * Ali sits on nightwind to keep them here!
18:40 * Lumindia flops... depression sucks
18:41 <Lumindia> especially when it just kinda sneaks up on you for no discernable reason
18:41 <nightwind> why keeping me here Ali...i will only be on the plane for 24 hours
18:41 <Ali> Even worse!
18:42 <nightwind> 23 hours and 52 minutes of travel time including 14 hours sitting in the dallas texas airport
18:42 <Ali> That is a stupid long layover
18:42 <nightwind> yeah it is
18:42 <Schism> But she might find a way to be here while sitting at DFW.
18:43 <nightwind> which means by the time i arrive at my destination i will have been awake for 30 hours
18:43 <Schism> Really hoping you can at least get a nap on the plane...
18:44 <Ali> With a 14 hour layover in DFW, might as well sleep there
18:44 <Schism> DFW is expensive no matter what.
18:44 <nightwind> not with 2 checked bags and a carry on
18:44 <nightwind> I will have to collect my baggage at DFW
18:44 <DerpyBot> New post on Equestria Daily by Sethisto: Teaser For This Week's My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale | Hungry for Justice Released [ https://tinyurl.com/yycrrtjb ]
18:44 <nightwind> i am not sleeping with my 1500 dollar computer just sitting around
18:44 <Ali> An airport is boring as hell for 30 minutes, but 14 hours...
18:44 <Schism> That's why we have things like Switches these days.
18:45 * Ali boops Schism with a 3DS
18:45 <nightwind> ill pull up a story on my phone and put on some podcasts
18:45 <Schism> If you've yet to listen to The Haunted Apiary, it's a good side story to the Halo universe.
18:45 <nightwind> i already have a bunch of episodes of midnight maranara and undercooked analysis downloaded to listen to
18:48 <Schism> This is also about 6 hours long.
18:48 <Schism> http://halo.bungie.org/misc/ilb_reordered/
18:48 * Lumindia flops on schism
18:48 <Lumindia> blaaaaaaah
18:48 <Librarian> im tired
18:48 <nightwind> its gonna suck a little though, 140 dollars for luggage,, a 14 hour layover in texas, a 1 hour layover in philly
18:49 <Librarian> its doggie bath day, have to walk back and fort getting my doggos bathed
18:50 * Ali sits on nightwind, just where the heck they goin?
18:50 * Lumindia boops the nightwind from a distance somehow
18:50 <Lumindia> unicorn magic iunno
18:51 * Librarian throws Lumindia at Luna
18:51 <Lumindia> ?!?
18:52 <Librarian> science!
18:52 <nightwind> lol\
18:52 <nightwind> im going to oregon
18:53 <Schism> Considering how much UPS jerks everyone around, this comic is entirely accurate. https://reallifecomics.com/comic.php?comic=title-2044
18:53 <Ali> Oregon and its gonna take 30 hours?!
18:54 <Librarian> oregon trail!
18:54 <Lumindia> well that comic is also 14 years old
18:54 * Librarian passes luna dysentery meds
18:54 <Lumindia> policies have no doubt updated since then
18:54 <Schism> Don't forget, that's an entire day of layover.
18:54 <Schism> Lumindia: Yes, they've gotten worse. You cannot, I note cannot get in touch with a live UPS agent.
18:54 * Ali grumbles as unicorn waits for X DiVE to roll over to a new day..
18:55 <Librarian> i had 6 hours layover in germany once
18:55 <Librarian> extremely meh
18:55 <Ali> Live Agents are almost impossible to get now
18:55 <Ali> And if you do get one, they're shady..
18:55 <Schism> You cannot update your package's destination, you cannot add an apartment number, you cannot do anything with the package until it's summarily lost in transit.
18:55 <Librarian> i also had layover in houstoun, the airport is nice
18:55 <Ali> Never heard of houstoun~
18:56 <Librarian> texas capital palce
18:56 <Ali> That's Austin
18:56 <Librarian> im overheated , grammar is hard
18:56 <Librarian> also im bad at geography
18:56 <Librarian> was texas
18:56 <Ali> I'm teasing
18:56 <Ali> You ment Houston
18:56 <Librarian> im librarian
18:57 <Librarian> you are cute
18:57 <Ali> I am NOT
18:57 * Librarian glomps ali
18:57 <Schism> nightwind: https://reallifecomics.com/comic.php?comic=title-2052
18:57 <nightwind> i am also angry...the bag that my big computer is in i cant lock because the tabs broke off the zipper
18:58 <Librarian> zipties?
18:58 <Schism> You might be able to get some zipt--
18:58 <Librarian> owo
18:58 <Lumindia> My father has never had any problem with them... then agan we're an Authorized shipping outlet for them
18:58 <Lumindia> so we do have some connections
18:59 <Librarian> lumindia is part of the shipping mafia
18:59 <Lumindia> we're not directly employed by them
18:59 <Lumindia> we don't have access to all the stuff the UPS stores have access to
18:59 <Librarian> you didnt denay the mafia connections
18:59 <Schism> Lumindia: We call that 'being a contractor'.
18:59 <Librarian> same day delivery to the afterlife
19:00 <nightwind> i might have to get zipties
19:00 <Lumindia> you'd have to ship an average adult male through UPS freight, as the weight limit for normal shipping is 150 LBS
19:01 <Librarian> wut?
19:01 <Librarian> you really are in the shipping mob
19:01 <Librarian> Don Amazone
19:02 <Librarian> wait thats just jeff bezos
19:02 <Lumindia> we don't get all the cool things the actual agents have, though
19:03 <Lumindia> we can't scan the Amazon QR codes that the millenials are so fond of these days
19:03 <Lumindia> because absolutely everything has to be on the phone these days
19:03 <Schism> Lumindia: "I printed off this return label!" -return label is missing one barcode, half the address and the UPS parcel icon at the bottom right-
19:04 <Schism> I swear, sending someone a return label through CampusShip is like trying to roll a die on a table where the baize is more warped than an average anime supervillain.
19:05 <Lumindia> what is campusship?
19:05 <Schism> UPS CampusShip is one of those tools used for the creation of labels.
19:06 <Lumindia> I don't actually know what we use
19:06 <Schism> Well, all shipments, but in effect, we use it for return labels.
19:06 <Lumindia> if someone wants a return service, we just generate the return label then and there
19:06 <Lumindia> brb, PvP in XIV
19:07 <Schism> Moar GARO gear!
19:07 <nightwind> zip tie aquired
19:09 <Librarian> you are traveling right now owo
19:09 <nightwind> in 11 days
19:09 <nightwind> but i am all packed
19:09 <nightwind> except my laptop and my meds
19:11 <Librarian> im gihting the telephone company again owo
19:14 <Librarian> its getting old
19:14 * Librarian pokes ali
19:14 * Ali squeaks loudly
19:23 <Lumindia> god that frontlines sucked... our team spent more time arguing with each other than actually fighting
19:24 <Schism> Lumindia: So much for the brilliance of the Maelstrom!
19:24 <Schism> Or was it Koopz in the Maelstrom. Either way.
19:36 *** Quits: Cyan_Spark (Cyan_Spark@sparks.only.last.so.long) (Quit: sparks only last so long)
19:47 <Cepheid> The X series has a lot to it, but it is in fact quite slow.
19:55 *** Quits: somininin (mift@Pony-4us9mp.pool.telefonica.de) (Quit: Leaving)
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20:24 *** Guest71 is now known as Librarian
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21:00 <Schism> Poyo. https://twitter.com/bouMARON12/status/1486255097722306560
21:06 <Librarian> poyo
21:07 <Lumindia> p o y o
21:07 * Lumindia boops the schism snoot
21:07 * Schism squeaks, as foxxo do.
21:11 * Lumindia squeaks back
21:11 * Lumindia petpet
21:11 * uni nibbles on Lumindia
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21:16 <Librarian> poyooooooooooo
21:16 * Librarian poyos
21:16 <Librarian> poyo
21:31 <uni> poyo!
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21:46 <Librarian> kamui!
21:46 <Librarian> poyo
21:49 <Kamui> poyo
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21:53 <Librarian> poyo
21:54 * Ali glomp on Kamui
21:54 <Librarian> ali ali!
21:54 <Librarian> poyo
21:55 * Ali doesn't get what's going on
21:55 <Librarian> cult of kirby
21:55 <Librarian> poyo
21:56 * Kamui hugs Ali
21:57 <Ali> Sorry eon prefers da draggie
21:57 * Ali snuffles Kamui
21:59 * Kamui pets and rubs Ali lots
22:00 <Librarian> Kamui! Ali is cute right?
22:08 * Librarian is tired, naps on ali
22:09 * Ali puts Librarian on sofapone instead
22:10 <Librarian> sofapone
22:10 <Librarian> we have all kinde on pone
22:21 <Kamui> yes
22:28 * Cepheid starts a new game of Skyrim, with fast travel disabled. o3o
22:36 * Ali swims up to Cepheid. "You know what you did." Swims off.
22:37 <Cepheid> Heh.
22:44 <Librarian> I seem to have been somewhat mimicking a master painter technique randomly
22:45 <Librarian> by tracing and stuff
22:45 <Schism> Dammit, Cephy.
22:45 * Librarian pokes schism
22:45 * Schism wants to Skyrim it up now, too. She should install mods and whatnot.
22:45 <Librarian> you know what you did
22:45 <Schism> Of COURSE, I'm going to turn off random vampire attacks.
22:45 <Librarian> no vanhelsing foxo?
22:46 <Schism> Oh, I'll be killing vampires, I just don't want them to attack townsfolk randomly.
22:46 <Librarian> i read the ai is extremely dumb and extremely smart
22:47 <Librarian> bears are so smart they have a schedule, the schedule tends to send them to villages
22:47 <Librarian> also thiefs
22:47 <Librarian> owo
22:52 <Librarian> nyo
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23:02 <Ali> Skyrim is still X years old and they still haven't fixed the invis crate of loot
23:03 <nightwind> implying bethesda would fix anything
23:04 <Ali> Its a feature
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23:09 <nightwind> it just works
23:11 * Ali sits on nightwind again
23:13 * nightwind pets ali
23:14 * Ali leans into pets and swishies tail
23:14 <nightwind> *hugs ali tight*
23:14 * Ali eeps and leans into the hugs lots and nuzzles
23:15 * Librarian pokes ali
23:15 <Librarian> poke poek
23:15 * nightwind nuzzles back
23:16 <Librarian> so you decided what you gonna amuse yourself with Luna?
23:16 <Librarian> in the airport?
23:16 *** Quits: somininin (mift@Pony-v91sef.pool.telefonica.de) (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
23:16 <nightwind> oh hecc if i know, its still 11 days away so ill figure something out, WCS i hop on a discord call with the people ill be moving in with
23:17 <Librarian> ahh
23:17 <Librarian> its full moving
23:17 <Librarian> neat
23:17 <Librarian> why oregon ?
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23:17 <Ali> Cause its not NY or NJ *shot*
23:18 * Librarian revives ali with thunder magics
23:18 <nightwind> I have partners in oregon and oregon is a safer place for trans people
23:18 <Lumindia> '-'
23:18 * Ali is immune to thunder
23:18 <Librarian> awesome
23:18 <nightwind> wherre i am right now is super dangerous
23:18 * Lumindia tosses the gun away
23:18 <Librarian> which is?
23:18 <Lumindia> NJ is fine you heck
23:19 * Librarian fines lumindia
23:19 <nightwind> Where i am right now is NH
23:19 <Librarian> crimes against Ali and lack of gun permit
23:19 <Librarian> new hampshire?
23:19 <nightwind> yep
23:19 <Librarian> ahh
23:19 <nightwind> its jsut not a very safe place for trans folks
23:19 <Librarian> im happy you found a nice place owo
23:20 <Librarian> hope its a great place for you owo
23:20 * Librarian arrests lumindia
23:39 <Schism> 130,000 bells... out of 340,000.
23:41 *** Quits: somininin (mift@Pony-6bv43e.pool.telefonica.de) (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
23:48 <Schism> And there's another 42,000 bells.
23:48 <Lumindia> the funny number x 100
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